1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:14,520 It's a Kiki with Johnny Make G gonna spill all the tea, all my 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:19,240 LGBTS. You're in love because Johnny 3 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:32,200 McGovern is gay as fuck. Hello, everyone. 4 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:37,360 And welcome to Gay as fuck. I am Mr. Jonty Mcgoverness. 5 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:42,680 He who is. Well, baby, the summertime is 6 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,600 over. It's supposed to be fall. 7 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:52,840 But here in Los Angeles it is still hot as Thank you, choir. 8 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,200 Thank you. Yes, it's still hot as luck. 9 00:00:55,200 --> 00:01:01,560 So as I am recording this, there is a light dew that is appearing 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,959 upon me. And now that I'm doing it on 11 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,920 video, honey, we've got to worry about the dew. 12 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960 What you got to zoo? The zoo. 13 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,600 Actually, you know what? Where this is gay as fuck. 14 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,240 So let's set the mood that I need to set. 15 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,920 OK, we're going to give a little spritz of. 16 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,000 Now this is spritz from my past. OK, you can. 17 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,880 If you're watching the video, you can see this is my Donna 18 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:32,360 Karen DKNY Fuel. OK, I bought it on eBay. 19 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:36,080 Honey is one of the best men's fragrances ever, and you can 20 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,280 hardly ever fucking find it. I found it. 21 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,680 And then of course, let me spritz a little of this. 22 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,440 This is the latest fragrance that I've gotten from Terry 23 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,720 Moogler. They're doing a new Angel for 24 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,880 men. Amen. 25 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:58,280 It's called Phantasm Fun Possum. I mean it. 26 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:02,720 You know what it smells like, and that's what kind of you 27 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,400 know. That's the essence I need to 28 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,360 pull for this show. And then what else do we need? 29 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:14,240 We need something really gay. How about Mountain Dew 0 sugar 30 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:22,360 Baa blast? Only gay faggotatious care about 31 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:28,440 having a 0 sugar Baja blast, but look at how beautiful the color 32 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,440 is. Where were the chemicals? 33 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:40,800 So lovely. No sip of this dying girl. 34 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,280 Now I'm extra gay, I'm extra game. 35 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,680 This is not sponsored everyone. I'm just trying to get in the 36 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,480 mood. OK, you know what can easily get 37 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:56,000 me in the mood these days? Currently it's a little number 38 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:01,040 from some gals that I met just merely a week ago, but who I am 39 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:20,240 very interested in currently. Baby, I am totally obsessed with 40 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:25,120 this new kind of girl group. They are made-up by the Koreans 41 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,160 and I really love how cutie all their faces are. 42 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:33,240 I watched the show on Netflix and I said Oh my God this is 43 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,920 horrible. But then I was hooked every 44 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,680 single episode I watched and now I'm really crazy for them. 45 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:48,040 Girl, I got in. I got into Pop Star Academy on 46 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:54,720 Netflix. I got to do the dance correctly. 47 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,080 You do a thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb. 48 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,280 Maybe I got into the Netflix documentary documentary 49 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,640 propaganda machine for Cat's Eye. 50 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:10,920 OK, it's you know, it takes all the meanest, hardest parts of 51 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:17,440 Danity Kane making the band with a touch of the next Pussycat 52 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:22,360 Dolls with Edens crush. But with the power of the K pop 53 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,680 machine behind it and honey, they were out to search the 54 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,640 world to find the new K pop style group. 55 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,440 I don't know they were even casting from everywhere. 56 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,040 And so the girls had to get in formation. 57 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,240 They were working these girls, honey and they some of them were 58 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,480 in the program for two years. And then it turns out they had 59 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:47,360 to battle it out on reality competition show, all to try to 60 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:52,600 get one step closer to being in the girl group, which would 61 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,440 eventually be called Cat's Eye and Baby. 62 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,200 They worked them hard. And honey, the Korean K pop 63 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,160 overlords, they were not mincing any words. 64 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,000 They were like, she has no light in her eyes. 65 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,400 She's out. I mean, this show has 66 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,960 everything. Cutesy moves, girls working 67 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,520 super hard, everybody being the same height, beautiful hair, 68 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:18,080 faggots going oh chop doobie doob SAP did, sensitive lady 69 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,360 backup dancers who were used to work for Britney Spears, crying 70 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,680 for the girls, the nice vocal coach, the mean scary chairman 71 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,960 from Korea, crazy fans. I mean it had it all and I was 72 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,880 hooked. Then honey, I started to get 73 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:35,280 into the product, the product that they put out that they 74 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:39,600 named the girl group Cat's Eye and they put out the product and 75 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,320 baby they, I mean, they got me. I mean, they've got me with the 76 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:49,200 cutesy moves. They got me with the, I mean 77 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,320 they've been practicing these moves for several years than 78 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,480 better be cutesy. I mean, they're not fucking 79 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,800 around. Now, if you want to hear me talk 80 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:01,640 way more about Cat's Eye and my all my thoughts on the show, 81 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,040 then you're going to want to go over to Patreon where I did a 82 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,800 fucking cat's eye cuties deep dive. 83 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:13,760 God, it's it's really fun, very enjoyable, and in fact, what I 84 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:18,600 would think here's what I want to do K pop overlords as well as 85 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,200 Geffen records. Listen to me when I say this. 86 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:27,600 The next K pop style group we need to create is Demon Twink. 87 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:32,240 OK it's all gay twinks of different types from around the 88 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,880 world but they're all cute, they're all sexy, they're drug 89 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,440 free and they love to take loads. 90 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,880 OK? Their songs are all super gay 91 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,520 but done real cutesy, just like Cat's Eye. 92 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,600 OK Iced Coffee is their first single. 93 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,320 I mean Internet, we can do this. I'm sure I don't have to come up 94 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,560 with all the song titles myself. In the comments below, write all 95 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,600 the song titles we're going to need on the K Pop style Demon 96 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,560 Twink album. Can you imagine the visuals? 97 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,080 All the twinks? I mean, the twinks of the world 98 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:09,720 are ready for this opportunity to be K pop stars. 99 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,800 Anyone, anyone. Demon Twink, the album coming 100 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,760 soon. If Troy Sivan can be doing like 101 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:28,120 the Dick Microphone concert performances, so can my pop 102 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,200 group. Demon Twink. 103 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,280 They're going to kill it. We've been working really hard 104 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,200 and you haven't been showing up for rehearsal. 105 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,360 It seems like you're more busy being on Grinder than you are 106 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:40,320 working hard. Dance. 107 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:43,680 OK, I mean, this week incredible. 108 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,320 All right, well, I'm putting that out there for the universe. 109 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:51,480 OK, Demon twink, the K pop style boy band go Internet. 110 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,360 Write the single titles on the album title and the tour title 111 00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:01,560 in the comments below. All right, well, look, we got 112 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:07,000 some good shit going on today. I need a sip of Mountain Dew 0 113 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:15,240 Baja Blast not sponsored to judge me up for this. 114 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,880 How about a spritz a farm thousand? 115 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:23,520 Oh, yes, yes, baby. There's shade alert. 116 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,240 There's a national shade emergency shade. 117 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:34,480 Yes, thank you, choir. Thank you, baby. 118 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:39,200 Arno Wintour announced Naomi Campbell and was a little shady. 119 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,440 And when Naomi Campbell came up, she was very shady back. 120 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:48,240 This is the most delightful bit of shade. 121 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,840 I mean, it's made my whole day. It's made it's made my week, in 122 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,960 fact. So, baby, above everything else, 123 00:08:54,960 --> 00:09:06,280 let's get into it. Get into it, into it, get into 124 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:28,280 it, get into it, OK. I mean, OK, cat size. 125 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:37,720 Just giving it to me. Cat's Eye, this is not your 126 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,920 time. I know you sound great, but this 127 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:44,520 is the time for me to talk about the shade of the central bridge. 128 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:51,400 This is just a delight. OK, just a delight. 129 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:59,080 So Naomi Campbell was at the at Harlem Fashion Rose Legends 130 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:04,440 Gala, OK, because it's Fashion Week in New York currently, and 131 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,400 Anna Wintour was there to introduce her. 132 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,000 And I believe perhaps Naomi was late. 133 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:16,280 OK. And now Anna, who's notoriously 134 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:22,280 a rotted concert but noted that, I mean, let's watch the little 135 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,680 clip. First you hear Anna Wintour and 136 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,120 then you the cuts right to Naomi Campbell. 137 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,760 I mean, they're giving you just the good parts. 138 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,720 I am. A very cultural person and I 139 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,520 have the honor of presenting tonight to someone who is often 140 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:42,360 late, so has agreed to step in for me because unfortunately I I 141 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:46,000 have to leave after I've said everything that I would like to 142 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,920 say. Good evening, ladies and 143 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:55,320 gentlemen. Yes, but I believe in my higher 144 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,920 power and I want to thank my higher power for having me be 145 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,520 here because it's so important that I'm here today. 146 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:05,440 But I want to say this, everything went to workout. 147 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,640 The man went to workout. It wasn't my choice to have the 148 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:15,200 other lady. It was. 149 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,040 It wasn't my choice to have the other lady. 150 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:23,800 OK, so let's break it down now. Anna was presenting the Legend, 151 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,640 Fashion Legend and Living Icon Award or something like that of 152 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,360 the Fashion Icon Award to Naomi Campbell. 153 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:34,800 Now Anna was saying she was going to have to leave. 154 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,960 That's because she has to get to tennis because we know Anna 155 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,480 Wintour is just Sheila. If you ever, if you ever are 156 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,720 stuck somewhere with Anna Wintour, talk about tennis. 157 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:50,400 And if you don't know, pretend say, wasn't Raja fabulous? 158 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,680 I mean, she loves to talk tennis, so we know this now. 159 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:57,720 She was planning to leave early, so she had to intro Naomi and 160 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,080 get the fuck out because she got to see Roger or whoever the fuck 161 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:03,880 is playing at Wimbledon or whatever the fuck's going on 162 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,760 right now. And she said I'm a very punctual 163 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,920 person and I have the honour of presenting tonight to someone 164 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:14,360 who is often late. And she then later says I'll 165 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,120 have to give this over to somebody else who was there 166 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,400 because I've got a previous engagement. 167 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:25,440 And then when Naomi came up, she said it's so important that I'm 168 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,120 here today and I'm honored to be in here in Harlem. 169 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,560 Everything's going to work out the way it is going to work out. 170 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,080 It wasn't my choice to have the other lady. 171 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,080 I'm much happier with this lady right there. 172 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:54,920 I mean, first of all, the shade of Anna mature. 173 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,200 Just have it like bringing up lateness when you're going to 174 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,280 honour Naomi Campbell. I know she thinks she's being 175 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,480 cute, but probably inappropriate. 176 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:08,200 And honey, leaving the Harlem Fashion Row Legends ball to go 177 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:12,320 see Roger. Whoever played tennis screams 178 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,400 white privilege. But you know, look, it's her. 179 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,360 It's her prerogative to do whatever she wants. 180 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,520 And it was Naomi's prerogative to read her for filth. 181 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,480 I mean, what do you how do you think this shakes out at Vogue? 182 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,920 I mean, do they then say we're not, we're not using Naomi this 183 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:38,120 month or whatever ever again? She banned, banned, banned. 184 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:43,360 Or does Anna Matur just be like, girl please, I've got to play 185 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,240 tennis with Pracha, she doesn't care. 186 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:54,400 Does she pop herself a Mountain Dew 0 sugar and just go bitch 187 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:58,080 please. How much longer do we think Anna 188 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,360 Wintour is going to last at the top of Vogue? 189 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:09,880 Anna Wintour age. I think she is pushing, pushing 190 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:14,520 it in the 70s, right? 74 years. 191 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,680 I mean, she looks great for 74, but I mean, there's probably 192 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,960 only, I mean, what's she going to keep doing Vogue into her 193 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,400 80s? Doesn't she ever want to relax? 194 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,560 So Naomi's like, whatever, bitch, whatever, bitch. 195 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,760 I would not have that other lady who didn't even fucking want to 196 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:38,560 stay to watch me get honored. Hey Internet, that's what she 197 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,600 should have said at the end. Like, hey Internet, I know 198 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,840 you're watching. Tell Anna I said suck a Dick 199 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:49,760 bitch. To be honest, I can watch Anna 200 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:54,720 Wintour content all day long. I can watch documentaries about 201 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,720 Anna Wintour. I can watch documentaries 202 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,840 pretending or like the movies and content pretending to be 203 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,560 about Anna Wintour like double earth Prada. 204 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:08,560 I can watch all the Vogue videos, ask, go ask Anna 73 205 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,440 questions with Anna, we don't care about everybody. 206 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,600 The September issue, I can watch that 100 times. 207 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,720 If you ever saw there was a series which I have recently 208 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,800 tried to find it and you cannot, it's the fashion fund. 209 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:30,000 It was on like Ovation TV or something, like in the arts, and 210 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 it was fucking great. It was deep in vogue. 211 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,920 It was the CFDA Awards nominating process. 212 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,840 You know, every year, like 10 designers or something get 213 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:41,680 nominated for the CFDA Awards where they can win like a huge 214 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,880 cash prize for the top couple, get big cash prizes, but most 215 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:49,040 importantly, a mentorship with all the famous people at the 216 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,280 CFDA who can put all the deals together and whatever. 217 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,040 And so it was a full on reality show about that. 218 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,480 And I don't know what of course was in his sunglasses. 219 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,160 The real stars of that were the girls from the stressed out 220 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,600 producers from Vogue and the fear in their eyes. 221 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,080 That's what was great. But new age Vogue has made on a 222 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,720 like way they've they've had to make her accessible because of 223 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:16,000 the Internet and I live and I also live when you get cheated 224 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,200 by Naomi Campbell. I love it. 225 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,840 Actually, even like I don't went towards garden. 226 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:26,160 If I was rich, like I don't want tour, I would have a garden like 227 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,560 on a tour. She did like a big bushy, 228 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,960 overgrown yet perfectly manicured garden. 229 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,320 Honey, they didn't photograph that for 20 years till it was 230 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:41,120 fairly full. And that's kind, you know that 231 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:45,520 Anna Mature got the money to buy her big estate in Connecticut or 232 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:53,440 wherever from a no interest loan from Conde Nast as well as I 233 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,360 believe she got her no interest loan when she wanted to buy her 234 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,400 multi level Brooklyn or Manhattan brownstone. 235 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,680 So it pays to work for Condo Nast. 236 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:13,280 OK, that was great. I mean, the show's over, show's 237 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,640 done. That was the best story. 238 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,640 That's the best story we'll have all day. 239 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,599 Oh, and other fashion news that I think is interesting. 240 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,839 You know, they fired the head designer of or they let her go. 241 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,480 The head designer of Chanel, which was Virginie Smith, I 242 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:35,360 think was her name. She was Karl Lagerfeld, second 243 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,880 lady in command for many, many years until he died. 244 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,720 And then when he died, she took over. 245 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:46,320 Now while the brand has is still making money plus the maybe they 246 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:51,520 increased the prices on Chanel bags like thousands of dollars 247 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,360 like just one of those regular double C quilted bags. 248 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,640 Baby you are looking at 8 to 10,000 plus if you want 249 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,280 something bigger. I mean, the nerve. 250 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,520 Anyway, they're still making money, but they needed someone 251 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,920 hot. So this and this lady was doing 252 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,160 fine. I'm not a lady. 253 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,200 I don't buy Chanel clothes. But it was nothing exciting. 254 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,960 Like Karl Lagerfeld, who gave us the supermarket, the rocket 255 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:23,640 ship, the the beach with the waves of the giant buildings, 256 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,280 what else? The airport. 257 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:30,840 I mean, the Karl Lagerfeld years were chef's kiss, but maybe 258 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,640 that's because I'm not a woman who buys clothes. 259 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,840 I'm just a faggot who loves faggoty shit. 260 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,760 But this bodes well because Virginie is gone and they're 261 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,400 thinking about who they're going to bring in. 262 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,040 And the gossip has been everywhere. 263 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,760 Who will get it, who will get it, who will get it. 264 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:48,080 Now, me and some of my fashion insider friends, Marlon, I'm 265 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,560 looking at you, have been talking about who we thought it 266 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,920 could be. And one of the people was Tom 267 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,760 Brown. Because when Karl Lagerfeld 268 00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:01,040 died, all these designers did these big tributes to Karl 269 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:09,280 Lagerfeld and Tom Brown did these oversized couture giant 270 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,240 Chanel inspired coats. It was during the Karl Lagerfeld 271 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,440 Met Gala. That's what it was. 272 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,080 But they also filmed it for Vogue. 273 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,640 He created these looks that were Chanel inspired but like were in 274 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:25,160 the Tom Brown world. And I thought he would be good 275 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,640 to do Chanel. But it turns out the most likely 276 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:34,200 supposed candidate is young, sexy Jacques Moose. 277 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,960 Now, Jacques Moose, if you don't know, he's the one who makes 278 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,040 that time that a purse, OK. But also, he's had a very 279 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,600 successful brand launch. He's young. 280 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,080 He's had. He hangs out with the girls from 281 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,720 House of Avalon. OK. 282 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,280 He's hanging out with Simone and Gigi at the fashion show. 283 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,280 I bet he's doing a little Charli XEXI. 284 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,720 Remember that in the bathroom. In fact, there's video footage 285 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,720 of perhaps that happening, allegedly. 286 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,280 And But anyway, he's young, he's hip, he's hot, he's sexy. 287 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,760 And supposedly he is the pick to. 288 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,120 He's supposedly giving a presentation too old. 289 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,400 What's his name? Who owns Chanel? 290 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,720 Chanel's not part of LVMH. It's its own thing. 291 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,520 I think there's some, you know, there's one family that owns it. 292 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,200 So what do you think? Do you think Jacques Mousse is 293 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,680 going to take over Chanel? Chanel she smells. 294 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,440 Never forgot Tammy Brown's nickname for Chanel the Drag 295 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,440 Queen is She smells. Not because of her scent, just 296 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,920 because Tammy Brown likes to make up weird names. 297 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,440 Well, that has been faggoty fashion news. 298 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:53,000 Do we care who the new Dancing with the Stars cast is? 299 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,280 Well, I don't know. I'm revealing them to me and you 300 00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:00,440 at the exact same time. And we will ask the question, do 301 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:06,920 we care? OK #1 We've got Tori spelling. 302 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:13,280 OK, Do we care? It's not a reason to watch, but 303 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,120 we're happy Tori has work because we know her cold, cold 304 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:21,280 mother Candy Spelling is still not giving her any of the money. 305 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,160 So do we care? No, but best wish? 306 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:33,840 Best to wish Anna Delphy. Edda Delvy is still under house 307 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,440 arrest I believe, but somehow she has gotten the permission 308 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:43,840 from the judge or whomever to wear her in in In her promo 309 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:49,360 photo she has the anklet on and you know for sure they are going 310 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,480 to bedazzle the shit out of that anklet. 311 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:59,160 OK, so do we care about her? I mean, she is. 312 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:03,200 People say she's an artist, a fashion icon, an infamous New 313 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,120 York City socialite, fashion icon. 314 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,880 Honey, she's a hustler who lied to many, many people. 315 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,760 But I guess in 2024, that's a fashion icon and an artist. 316 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,000 Well, her art was very interesting. 317 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:20,320 Do we care? I mean, I would dip in real 318 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,800 quick just to see what's what. Danny Amendola. 319 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,480 I do not know who Danny Amendola is at all. 320 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:36,160 Former NSL wide receiver Unless he is wide receiving from his 321 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:41,840 his trusted quarterback Tom Brady nude with his legs in the 322 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,200 air, then I'm not interested. But you know what? 323 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,560 Let me take it back because he's going to look hot in tight pants 324 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,040 showing that football ass. So OK, do we care? 325 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:56,440 A teeny touch. Joey Grazadier. 326 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,720 I don't even know how I'm pronouncing that name. 327 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,040 Oh, he's a season 28 bachelor. No. 328 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,440 Do we care? No, we do not. 329 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,840 Dwight Howard. NBA. 330 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,560 Do we care? No, we do not. 331 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,720 Chandler Kinney. Do we care? 332 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,160 She's from Pretty Little Liars. No, we do not. 333 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:27,720 Ilona Meyer, Team USA Rugby lady. 334 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:33,000 Do we care? Yes, because watch out for the 335 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,560 big girls. I mean, honey, come through with 336 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,320 the dancing. This big muscley lady. 337 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,440 OK, Yes. Do we care? 338 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,640 Yes. We'll take it. 339 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:46,360 Brooks Nader. Who the Where are we getting 340 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,120 these? I haven't. 341 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,360 Where are the stars? Where is the beauty, As Andre 342 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,720 Leontali would say? Where are the stars? 343 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:59,680 Where all the stars? Who is Brooks Nader? 344 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,640 And what? How? 345 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,280 How? Why am I supposed to know her? 346 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,680 She's a Sports Illustrated swimsuit lady. 347 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,280 OK, now here we go. Here we go. 348 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,120 Steven Nadorzik. Now, I don't know if I'm 349 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,000 pronouncing his last name right, but you know who he is. 350 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:22,560 Yes, you do. He is the sexy nerd, pummel 351 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:27,360 horse Olympian. OK, the pummel horse guy. 352 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,680 He's the guy who own his only sport is the pummel horse. 353 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,400 He looks like a sexy nerd, but you know, that body is blight. 354 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:41,000 And yeah, it was his performance that helped the fellas win 355 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,800 bronze. And baby, he is going to be 356 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,080 here. Do we care? 357 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,680 Yes. Especially if we think we can 358 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,960 get some shirtless dancing out of him. 359 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:57,520 I want a sex endured. Yes, yes, singing Johnny 360 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,720 McGovern of the past. Whoa. 361 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:06,680 Eric Roberts. Do we care for wig technology? 362 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,040 Definitely. I look at this picture right 363 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:16,080 here and I say wig, but a very lovely fluffy wig. 364 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,520 A very natural wig. I mean, just for the wig 365 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,560 technology, yes. Julia Roberts, brother and movie 366 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:30,200 star in his own right, Eric Roberts. 367 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,960 OK, and of course, Emma Roberts, father. 368 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,360 OK, here we go. Did you hear that? 369 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,120 That was a gay gasp. Kathy Griffin. 370 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:44,480 That was a gay gasp. Phaedra Parks celebrate good 371 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,600 times. Come on. 372 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,680 Not only is Phaedra returning to the Beverly Hills, I mean, not 373 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,200 Beverly Hills to the Real Housewives of Atlanta as a 374 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,880 friend. Just because of all the horrible 375 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,720 lies and accusations she made doesn't mean we can't love her. 376 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,880 She's a big hit from the traitors and now she's honey, 377 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,160 she's reaping the benefits. She's on Dancing With the Stars. 378 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,080 I think she's going to do well. She's little, she's got a great 379 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,040 body, she's very athletic and she's very competitive. 380 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,520 Now, you know, Phaedra's her best when she's making funny 381 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,520 lines and saying things. So I don't know if Dancing is 382 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,720 going to. I bet she's going to be good. 383 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,440 I'll be happy. Will I? 384 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,640 Will I dip in for this? Yes. 385 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,440 Wow. Here's some stars. 386 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,560 Reginald Val Johnson. OK, from Family Matters. 387 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,440 The dad from Family Matters. Do we care? 388 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,200 No. But he was in Die Hard, 1:00 and 389 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,920 2:00. So we have a special place in 390 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,240 our heart for him. Do we want to watch him do the 391 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,200 dance? No. 392 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,480 But do we wish him the best? We do. 393 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,720 OK. I've got to say, in general, do 394 00:26:54,720 --> 00:27:00,280 we care? No, but will we dip in briefly 395 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,680 at some point or watch the clips on social? 396 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,720 Yes. Yes for a minute. 397 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,440 Hot minute. Especially when old pummel horse 398 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,760 is on. Pummel horse is the real reason 399 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,520 for the season. Yeah, yeah. 400 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,280 Pummel horse. Fuck yeah. 401 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,960 Tight little sweet pummel horsing body. 402 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:28,560 Give it to me. Jennifer Hudson got a record 403 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,560 deal again. I mean, say it again. 404 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,760 Does anyone watch the Jennifer Hudson show? 405 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,960 Look, it's a show that has R&B stars that I love on it. 406 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:47,080 I mean, if I can watch Layla Hathaway on a daytime afternoon 407 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:52,360 mainstream talk show, do that double note that she does and 408 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:57,360 sing in her beautiful, luxurious tones, then baby, I will be 409 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:04,840 there to watch that 1,000,000% And that's the Jennifer Hudson 410 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,160 show. I mean, that's what we got on 411 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,800 there was to Jennifer. We got, we got Layla Hathaway, 412 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,200 we got other R&B stars. Is Jennifer Hudson the greatest 413 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,920 host? But I like how pretty this that 414 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,360 is. There's a lot of singing. 415 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,040 And Speaking of singing, that's the most important thing 'cause 416 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,920 Jennifer Hot Hudson got another record deal. 417 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,400 Now, I always thought that Jennifer Hudson was like very 418 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,480 underrated when it came to the music. 419 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:34,640 Like she never really even had hits other than, look, we know 420 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,760 she did Dream Girls and she knocked it out of the park. 421 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,120 She won an Oscar, she won, she won. 422 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:44,280 She got it for that. But the album that came later, 423 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,680 though, I enjoyed it and it had to make me hit you with my 424 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,720 pocketbook, which I enjoyed as well as you know. 425 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,720 Well, here's here's some of the problems. 426 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,400 A lot of her best songs were written by R Kelly. 427 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:03,640 So there because where you went, I forget how where you at goes, 428 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:09,400 but where you went, which where you at starred the star of the 429 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,600 dignitized video as her love interest. 430 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,640 He was my love interest and dignitized and her love interest 431 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,040 and where you at? That was Mr. Miles Davis Moody, 432 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:24,520 the handsome and beautiful, but she's never really had a lot of 433 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,320 of smash heads. She she had a song on the she 434 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,280 had a song on the Sex on the City 2 soundtrack, I think. 435 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,400 But look, she never had a huge smash heads and they had all 436 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,040 everybody producing on their album. 437 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:44,680 They gave her all the service. Pharrell, Timbaland, R Kelly. 438 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,280 I'm sure there were other ones that they tried and it just 439 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:53,120 didn't quite take. But now they're giving it again. 440 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,680 This talk shows a hit capital. Interscope has signed her. 441 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,160 She's a Tour de force and we're thrilled she's chosen to the 442 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,560 next phase of her career at Interscope. 443 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,560 OK, Jennifer, get it. Get it now. 444 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,120 Someone in the comments said masters. 445 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,480 Did you get your masters? That's a good question to know 446 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,360 for every artist these days. You know, Anita Baker didn't 447 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,120 even own her own masters. I think she did get them back. 448 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,640 But where your masters at? It's the master recordings of 449 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,640 your music. Lady Gaga's back out on the 450 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,280 weird outfit trail, and this is where she belongs. 451 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:38,040 OK, when Lady Gaga's wearing weird hats and being kooky on 452 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,360 the red carpet, all is right in the world. 453 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:48,360 And Lady Gaga is currently looking weird in Philip Tracy on 454 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,120 the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival. 455 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,160 OK, she's. I mean, look at that. 456 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,440 Look at her. OK, All right. 457 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:01,880 Hat and she's there with her fiance who is kind of like a 458 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,280 thick man I kind of like this is good for the big boys. 459 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,120 You know what I mean? Lady Gaga's loving a man with a 460 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,640 very handsome man with a little something extra just like some 461 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,720 of us that we know right in front of you right now. 462 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,560 Uh huh. Oh yeah. 463 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,320 But he gives it to her real good on there. 464 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,400 He looks handsome as they. She's wearing some kind of big 465 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,640 oak couture gown. Is it Diol? 466 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,320 Is it Diol? Oh, and she's giving off duty. 467 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:35,080 Looks very beautiful, too. I like This is good. 468 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,800 Oh, she's wearing a beret. I mean, when you're at the 469 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,520 Venice Film Festival, of course, you arrive in a boat. 470 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,840 You arrive in a boat with your weird hat. 471 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,280 Is your weird hat in the boat? Girl, we've got to go. 472 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,520 The boats leaving. All right, well, I've just got 473 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,560 to get my weird hat. Girl, if you didn't get your 474 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,120 weird hat now, you're never going to have time to get it. 475 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,040 I'm Lady Gaga. I'm not going anywhere without 476 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,840 my weird hat. OK, What about me? 477 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,880 I want to go too. I wear a weird hat. 478 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,920 Madonna, this is not for you. Madonna. 479 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,760 I'm too young. I'm young. 480 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,840 Madonna. Junior. 481 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,280 I'm a young girl. Not like Lady Gaga, that old 482 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,920 lady. Not like me. 483 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,280 Young and youthful. Choo, Choo. 484 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,760 I've got to go. Bump it. 485 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,920 Are you? Bump it that I've got to go sing 486 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,960 my new record, 360. Oh, you're bumping that. 487 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,760 That's right. I'm Brat. 488 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,360 It's me, Madonna. I invented brat. 489 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,960 I invented brat before even Brat was a brat. 490 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,960 Are you Bubba dot? Haha, gotta go. 491 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,000 Thanks, Madonna. And last but not least, you know 492 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,480 what? I saw this tweet going around 493 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,600 this week from I believe. Who is the person that 494 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,840 originally tweeted it? Someone named Alexandro at Kid 495 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:52,720 in the City and they tweeted gay bars need to start playing gay 496 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,400 porn at bars again so that straight people stop going to 497 00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:12,320 them. Slow clap the standing ovation. 498 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,560 Yes straight people. Look, if you want to hang with 499 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,640 the coolest you can. You need to be able to hang with 500 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,640 the dongs and the whole videos right above your head. 501 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:28,440 I'm talking brutal man on man lovemaking on 50 screens. 502 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,760 And if you can handle that, then you can hang. 503 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:37,840 But if you can't hit the road, hit the road. 504 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,800 Well everyone, I hope you enjoyed the show today. 505 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,200 I actually had fun. You know what I think it might 506 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,560 have been the Mountain Dew 0 show gun not sponsored. 507 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,800 Look, my new music is dropping very soon. 508 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,280 The first single is coming out in weeks. 509 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:09,320 I'm editing it like crazy so and I'll I'll probably debut it here 510 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,400 so you can hear it first, and let me tell you this shit is 511 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,760 hot. I it's so sizzling hot that I 512 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,400 may have to put the uncensored version on Patreon and the 513 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,120 censored versions on social because I keep getting dinged by 514 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,320 Instagram. Go on my Instagram and look at 515 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,639 the post that I did. It was a clip from this podcast 516 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:34,040 where I was talking about Jules Boyer looking like he stuffed a 517 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:40,080 ham sandwich in his Speedo. Now the visual was nothing 518 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,920 except pictures that it were I already took from Instagram of 519 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:49,360 joy Jules Boyer in his Speedo not not even touching his Dick 520 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,800 but because I said it, he looks like he was stuffed a ham 521 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,160 sandwich down there. It was ruled by Instagram as 522 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,680 having sexual activity. Are words sexual activity, 523 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:08,080 Instagram, Meta. So now I'm concerned that all 524 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,040 these sexy video clips that I have for this new song Bussy is 525 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,680 going to get me. I'm going to have to start a 526 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,200 dummy account and then collab with the dummy account so that I 527 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,000 because I can't lose all my followers. 528 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:25,040 And if I do, it's going to be rough because you know, in 529 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,440 today, in today's moment, trying to build back up. 530 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:34,320 I'm at 70,000 which is not even a lot for this long career but I 531 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,080 don't want to hold on to every single one. 532 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,280 I don't want to get bumped. I want to be like only fans 533 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,240 person who's at like 100,000 and has to start over again. 534 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,200 I mean could you just because I said his crotch looked like he 535 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,280 stuffed a ham sandwich down there. 536 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:55,120 I see people's literal assholes and straight guys baiting with 537 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,400 dildos where they're trying to make it look like that's their 538 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,360 hard Dick. And my words saying someone 539 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,800 looked like they had a fucking ham sandwich in their Speedo got 540 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:09,160 me removed for sexual activity. Mama girl. 541 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:16,200 Miss Meta. I'd say if any listeners work at 542 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:21,720 Meta, let me know, but probably not, But let me know. 543 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,440 All right? Everybody look, do what our 544 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:32,400 robot overlords tell you to do, which is to please rate this 545 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,880 podcast 5 stars. It really helps to have people 546 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,880 come to the show. Does it help? 547 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,600 I don't know. But does it make me personally 548 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,080 feel good when I read it? Yes. 549 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,920 And isn't that worth a few moments? 550 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:57,400 DK Fuel. DK Fuel. 551 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,520 Yes, it is. And if look, you want to really 552 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,400 have fun, you want to watch this on video. 553 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,080 I mean, we're having fun today. Then you can go over to Patreon 554 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:11,280 where I talk about Cat's Eye, where I am doing. 555 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,520 We did a whole show on what is Butch on Menergy. 556 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,720 We did a deep dive into the faggoty history of Palm Springs 557 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,520 and all the gay and dirty shit that be going on. 558 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,240 They are look, it's hundreds of episodes and you can join for 559 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,040 just $5.00 a month to start. So get in, OK. 560 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:35,080 And you know, last week I shouted out my luxury diamond 561 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,920 level patrons on Patreon. And look, it inspired another 562 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,960 one of my patrons to level up. OK, Chris lie. 563 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,440 Yep, honey, thank you. You leveled up, he said. 564 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,080 I've been listening for so many years, and they all bring me so 565 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,160 much joy. So I had to step it up, sweetie, 566 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,640 thank you, thank you. I mean, look, I really, really, 567 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,280 really appreciate that kind of love. 568 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:04,480 And look, you don't look if you are only semi rich and you want 569 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,440 to support me, OK, But you want to go big, OK. 570 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,400 You want to join the $50 tier, but you just want to do it for 571 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,600 one month, that's fine. We had a lovely person who made 572 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,920 lots of comments in Clayton Hollingsworth. 573 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,240 They came in, they got the $50 membership, they made lots of 574 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,160 nice comments and you know, then they went back to a lower level 575 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,040 and that's OK too. That shows me your love and I 576 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,440 appreciate the love. So Chris, thank you. 577 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,720 Also shout out to Sasha Fleek for giving me the inspo for 578 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:43,920 getting Angel. Amen, Phantasm Phantasm. 579 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,960 Get in and get a good and I'll see you on the next episode of 580 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:55,000 Gay as Fuck. See, if you were a video 581 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:00,600 subscriber, you'd see me giving the classic one hand on the the 582 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,880 chin pose. Bye baby.