It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all that tea, all my
LGBTS. You're in love because Johnny
McGovern is gay as fun. Hello everyone, and welcome to
another episode of Gay as Fuck. I'm your host, Mr. Jonty
McGovern, is he? Who is Baby?
The big finale of Drag Race happened, and congratulations to
Nymphia Wind on a legendary win, and of course to Sephira Crystal
for bringing it all season long. I went to Mickey's and I watched
the finale and you know, I didn't really know who I thought
was gonna win. But baby, when I got to Mickey's
you could feel who was gonna win.
I mean, I got there about halfway through the show because
TBHI was lucky enough to be able to watch the finale ahead of
time a couple weeks ago. All the way up until, of course,
the end, where of course they weren't gonna show me the The
Who won. I mean, that's top secret until
the moment it comes out. Now, I had interviewed plain
Jane a couple weeks before that, and so I did know that plain
Jane came in 3rd and that she and I was able to watch just her
parts of the finale before we did our interview.
And then when it came time to prep for the final two episodes,
which we were gonna be taping the Tuesday after the finale
aired, I was able to watch the finale up until the point where
RuPaul says and the winner of America's Next Drag Superstar
is, And then it faded to black. Just had to wait until Friday
night to see who it was now. As I watched.
It initially I thought, wow, I think Sapphira really has a good
chance of winning this because I thought that her original song
was the best one. I mean, really incredible.
Though I did think Nymphia was the winner of that lip sync.
But honey, you know that whoever gets crowned, whatever, I don't
know how the decision is made. I don't know any of that kind of
stuff, but usually whoever is the most loved by the audience
tend to take the crown. While we were filming Hey Queen,
I was getting a chance to watch the episode ahead of time
because we would film the episodes with the girls the day
that their elimination episode came out.
So I was we had to prep for the show.
So I was lucky enough to be able to watch the episodes early to
prepare. So I was watching them kind of
in a bubble, but and so I knew online, I mean, I really thought
it was pretty could go either way with Nymphy and Sapphira.
But baby, when I went to Mickey's that finale night and I
arrived about halfway through the moment they mentioned
Nymphya Wind on the broadcast, the reverberations through
Mickey's here in West Hollywood was like earth shaking.
I mean be way beyond playing Jane, beyond what they did for
Sephir. Anytime you saw Nymphia or
people mentioned Nymphia's name or Nymphia of course performed.
The crowd was going wild and I knew at that moment.
I said I bet this is going to Nymphia Wind honey.
And I was right. You can check out on my
Instagram the moment that I saw Nymphia win and the wild
reaction she got from the Mickey's audience.
And congratulations to her, a well deserved historic win as
the 1st East Asian winner. Pretty amazing.
And all of that is to say, I did film this last Tuesday
interviews with both Safira and Nymphia for the last two
episodes of the Hey Queen season.
And Baby, it gives, it gives good.
I was able to go deep with all of them, talked about the moment
by moment experience they had in the finale and their whole Drag
Race experience, what they plan to do next.
The tea, the shade. It was delicious.
And you'll be seeing that the interview with Sephira is coming
out this Friday, and then the interview with Nymphya comes out
next Monday. And look, if you're a listener
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If you use the code JM Gay JMGAY, you'll get 20% off of
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the entire season of Hate Queen, where I talk to every single
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It's been a really beautiful fun season.
I've been so lucky to be working with World of Wonder on this and
get all the inside tea from the girls.
I've gotten to watch their audition tapes.
I've gotten, you know, the research I got with World of
Wonder was a lot different than just looking on the Internet in
the old days. So it was pretty exciting,
pretty glamorous and you are not going to want to miss it.
Honey, on this week's show we're gonna do something a little bit
different. I'm gonna share with you
something I'm doing over on the Patreon at patreon.com/gaze of
All Time, which combines two of my favorite things, Celebrity
Gossip and ASMR. A new segment I have on my
Patreon which you can enjoy there is something I like to
call Relaxing Tea where I softly whisper celebrity gossip to you.
I am a big ASMR queen. I love a soft spoken I love a
whisper. If you are someone who hates
soft speaking their whispers, this might be an episode to
skip. Because this week I'm gonna be
giving you a very special edition of Relaxing Tea.
And if you like, which year you can find more over on the
Patreon Today show is for you to relax.
So be a little bit different than what we do normally.
A little quieter, but still full of celebrity gossip, tea and
jade. So if you're ready, lay back,
relax, and let's get into. It
all right, everyone sit back, relax and just enjoy the
problems of millionaires so we can forget all of our problems.
Let's start with someone that we love to hate, Justin Timberlake.
Oh, girl, your smugness is now ova.
Well, I'm sure it's not actually OVA, but it should be because
Consequence of Sound magazine writes Justin Timberlake's new
album Departs Billboard 200 after just four weeks.
Everything I thought it was is officially Timberlake's worst
performing album. It's fallen off the World War
200 albums chart after just four weeks.
This makes it his worst performing project ever.
By comparison, Man of the Woods was still hovering in the number
11 spot on the same chart on the 4th week, and back in 2013 when
we hated Justin Timberlake just a little bit less, the 2020
experience was the number one album of the year.
Several factors could have contributed to the lack of
staying power for this project, with the primary reason being is
just not that interesting. In his review, Paulo Ragosa
criticized the overstuffed nature of the project while also
noting everything I thought it was.
Feels less like a terrible Justin Timberlake album and more
like wasted potential. Man of the Woods was terrible,
but at least he took a risk. This one is fine, frictionless,
and overwhelmingly safe. The album also arrived after
months of new revelations about Timberlake's relationship with
Britney Spears through her high profile memoir.
That's right, I got that Fucker. Both singers took back their
respective apologies. I'm not sorry after all to one
another as tensions grew. Meanwhile, Timberlake is still
gearing up for the Forget Tomorrow World Tour Baby.
I bet he wants to forget about tomorrow because tomorrow he has
to go on tour. And will those tickets be
selling? I do not know.
I saw a brutal tweet that said Jlo and Justin Timberlake have
to understand now they are no longer the peers of Usher and
Beyoncé. Ouch, but true, but true.
Jennifer Lopez is also getting it real bad.
I've never seen such an avalanche of distaste for
Jennifer Lopez as there is now honey.
They all smelled blood in the water and the TikTok haters are
out together. People have been posting clips
where they have Jlo singing I'm Real without Ashanti's
background vocals. And the difference is enormous
because, as you know, on many of those Jlo Ja Rule songs, Jlo
would sing. The lead line would then be
added in with eight other layers of Ashanti or other people.
And Honey, the chickens are coming home to roost.
Oh no, we don't hate Jlo. We appreciate Jlo and her hard
work, but that new album was terrible.
So, so terrible. Now let's move on to some pussy
news Now. Last week on the show we talked
about Billie Eilish debuting her new song Lunch and Coachella.
And now, in a new interview with Rolling Stones, Billie Eilish
says she's always loved girls. I want a fate.
I want my face and a vagina. Billie Eilish has continued to
open up about her sexuality journey.
In November 23, the Academy award-winning singer told
Variety that she's physically attracted to women, resulting in
speculation online as to whether it was her official coming out
moment. On the red carpet of the same
publication, Eilish was asked if she intended to come out in the
interview, to which she responded, no, I didn't.
But I kind of thought, isn't it obvious?
I just didn't realize people didn't know.
Eilish also criticized the notion that a person had to come
out as queer. I'm like, why can't we just
exist? I've been doing this for a long
time and just didn't talk about it.
But I saw other articles and I was like, oh, I guess I came out
today. OK, cool.
Now I disagree with Billie Eilish on this.
I think if you're queer it is your duty to come out because we
as homosexual people, all the letters in the LGBTQ rainbow, we
are still an oppressed people. And if you take the easy route
and just don't talk about your sexuality, I think you are not
doing your duty to all the young people who look up to you or who
could possibly be inspired by you and see themself in you.
Or a way to make your fans who might be homophobic take a
second fucking look at their own feelings?
Well lately in a new cover story for Rolling Stone, Eilish
continued to discuss her sexuality as she reflected on
the meaning of Lunch, a track that will be included on her
upcoming album Hit Me Hard and soft.
According to the publication, the song is a sexy bass heavy
banger where Eilish is crossing on a girl so hard she likens sex
with her to devouring a meal. Eilish revealed that she wrote
some of the song before doing anything with a girl.
I've been in love with girls for my whole life, but I just didn't
understand until last year. I realized I wanted my face in a
vagina. OK, yes girl, tell us how much
you love pussy, she continued to reflect on the red carpet
question. And Varieties Had Makers event.
I was never planning on talking about my sexuality ever in a
million years. It was frustrating to me that it
came up OK. Billie Eilish, please see my
last statement. Eilish criticized the discourse
surrounding her sexuality and how the Internet bullies you
into talking about who you are and what you are.
The whole world suddenly decided who I was and I didn't get to
say anything to control any of it.
Well, in fact, you said you love girls and that you want to put
your face in a vagina, so I think that's quite clear.
Just own it, honey. Now let's take a look at one of
the latest issues of Star magazine.
Still trashy and nasty after all these years now I'd say the
cover stories are not the most exciting.
In fact, all the covers of the tabloids this week are quite
boring. But this is the closest we'll
get Keanu Reeves and Alexandra backyard wedding.
She proposed to him and on the cover is Keanu Reeves and his
age appropriate wife Alexandra. Now Keanu Reeves is 60 years
old. Wow.
Now honey, he looks good for 60 years old.
I mean because other than a little grain is beard, he looks
pretty much the same until he turns to the side.
If he has no beard and then you realize he has a very weak chin,
I would recommend for Keanu to never shave his beard again.
As someone who has not seen his own chin under his beard in a
decade, I will never be shaving my beard and I would recommend
to him that he grow his and never shave it all, because with
a beard he looks very handsome and quite youthful.
Without he looks a little bit like Rumaclanahan.
And Speaking of Golden Girls, his wife Alexandra is also close
to his age and looks quite lovely.
Now this is the lady that everybody said he can't believe
he's dating an old woman, but she's just a lovely lady in her
late 50s with Gray hair and she's shockingly age appropriate
for a movie star. Now whether Cana Rees wants to
have a weak chin or not, one thing we know about him is he's
fucking rich. He made so much money on those
Matrix movies and then when that was done he had the John Wick
movies. So that is where he could wipe
his ass with $100 bill. So I bet when they say they had
a backyard wedding, it was in a stunning landscaped Montecito
backyard that is as big as a City Park.
Congratulations to them. Also on the cover.
Ashton and Mila divorce dot. Divorce lawyer on speed dial
girl. Ashton's playing games with
Diddy all those years has now come to bite him in the ass.
Taylor and Travis $1 billion bring up and celebrity sex
confessions. Now honestly, if I was the
editor of Star magazine, I would have made celebrity sex
confessions be the main cover because backyard wedding she
proposed to him is extremely boring.
Now up in the front of the magazine, Star gives us hard
news, breaking news, news that we can't live without.
Chloe goes red. It's to die for.
The reality star debuts A coppery new shade, a major
departure for the natural burnette.
She was ready for a new hue. Now they run some pictures with
Chloe looking stunning. But The thing is, with Chloe,
it's very hard to believe what she actually looks like, because
over the years she's really tried to pull some fast ones
with face tuning. In fact, I sometimes think
they're trolling us with how much they faced in themselves.
But these pictures, whether they are tuned or not, look good.
She's wearing a red jumper with a new coppery you call the
press. Chloe changed her hair color in
a stunning break from her family's usual color palette.
Khloe Kardashian recently debuted A fiery red head of
hair. The 39 year old showed off this
look as she modelled for her Fabletics workout wear
collection on Instagram. She says Fabletics.
I once tried to order Fabletics and I thought, this is bullshit.
You have to subscribe to getting me the good prices.
And honey, it's not that good. Her famous friends were quick to
chime in with Paris Hilton, with Paris Hilton giving it 5 fire
emojis and Vanessa Bryant Cushing the red air on you.
There's more of an article, but it's pretty much bullshit all
about how Chloe has says she's never changed her face.
She's only had one nose job, and that's end well.
We know you may be a yeah, I don't know if we believe that.
I feel like Chloe is currently on ozone bank and that she's had
quite a few procedures done to her body and not that there's
anything wrong with that. I would like to have some
procedures done to my body so if I was rich, I would do them just
like Chloe did. Oh, here's something about
celebrity wives giving shade. Amalgas, Inez the cold shoulder
Buddy trouble. It's hard for Brad and George.
They want their partners to get along.
This is an insider, no doubt. No double dates here.
Brad Pitt and George Clooney may be besties, but their
significant others aren't so close.
An insider tells Star. Amal Clooney isn't impressed by
Brad's new girlfriend, jewelry designer Inez de Ramon.
She thinks Inez doesn't really work that hard in the jewelry
business and tries to be someone that she's not.
She considers her a social climber out to snag a rich man.
The source adds that Inez began dating Brad just a couple of
months after her divorce. Amal just hopes that Brad's
careful and doesn't move too fast.
Baby, there's nothing shadier than Amal Clooney.
Shade, we know nothing about Amal Clooney.
She married George Clooney and she said zip.
No interviews, no talking. Just being chic at luncheon and
wearing gorgeous dresses and being stunning and buying Perkin
bags. Honey.
I bet when she goes to her maz to buy her Perkin bags they
don't even make her wear gloves. And Inaz is getting the coldest
shade from a lady that really has has no shade thrown on her.
Sorry Inaz Beyoncé's rules for Jay-Z Now.
Side note, I don't know if y'all have been seeing on TikTok, but
the floodgates of people making little claims against Jay-Z or
big claims against Jay-Z are happening more and more all over
TikTok with people saying that when Diddy goes down he's gonna
bring everyone with them including Jay-Z.
And recently I saw a TikTok that said that there is secret
footage from freak offs that involved Jay-Z and Beyoncé and
another hip cock that said Jay-Z and Beyoncé have bought separate
homes and are living separately. Because if you remember they
recently spent 150 million on the most expensive house ever
sold in the state of California. Then I guess they bought another
house. Now they're very rich
billionaires, so buying multiple houses is not really a shock,
but it is interesting. Here are Bay's rules for Jay-Z.
Sure, Beyoncé's song about husband Jay ZS reported
infidelities, including on her new album Cowboy Garter.
Why bet he regrets that? I mean, she's never gonna let
him let that down, but a source says the rapper hasn't strayed
in a long time, thanks to strict adherence to Queen Bee's rules.
Jay's ultimately very grateful that she didn't give up on him
back in the day, says the source, referencing cheating
rumors that began circulating 2014 and culminated in that
famous elevator showdown with Bay's sisters launch Knowles.
So he shows his respect by following those rules.
He used to go out with the boys all the time, but that's off
limits. Beyoncé doesn't like him having
one on ones with his female talent because never forget he
supposedly fucked Rihanna. One other very shady story that
I heard on TikTok, I think from Jaguar, right?
Was that the reason why Rihanna and Chris Brown got into that
infamous car fight was because Rihanna got her a piece from
Jay-Z and then gave them to Chris Brown?
That is a shady story. People really just say anything,
including me. So I guess there we are.
The source adds that the pop icon, 42, and music mogul, 54,
make time for regular therapy sessions and date nights.
They work hard at making their marriage work, and they're in a
healthier place since Beyoncé put her foot down.
I also saw Beyoncé's new video that she put out for, say, grad
her new hairline nanny. She wanted to show all the
haters that say she only wears wigs and doesn't have long hair.
She wanted to show them up because they give you their
right to the roots. Deep view of Beyoncé getting her
hair done. I've got to say, it's stunning.
Incredible to see the power of Beyoncé's hair.
Because, honey, they straighten and they flatten and they
Garland. They plump it.
They put on the Rose, water conditioner and all the other
things that she's selling in her new sacred line.
If I was someone who had long hair, perhaps I would even give
it a try, obviously, and I believe it is not marketed to
me. Ashton and Mila, marriage
crisis. Ashton Kutcher's problematic
friendship with troubled star Sean Diddy Combs makes waves.
A furious Mila Kunis may be ready to walk out.
They do that thing where they have pictures, like a collage of
pictures of them from different times, where they looked
perturbed or too serious or looking with side eye.
They mush them together. They have Mila looking blue
steelhead while Ashton looks concertedly at her on the side.
Nice collage. Not again.
Less than one year after Ashton Kutcher and wife Mila Kunis were
publicly dragged for their support of convicted rapist
Danny Masterson, Ashton's long time association with Sean Diddy
Combs is making headlines. Ashton and Diddy, who's
currently under investigation, allegedly in connection with sex
trafficking as we know. See Episode 2 of Gay as Fuck,
for all the details were party pals.
After becoming close in the early 2000s.
We were having a lot of fun together, the That 70s Show alum
told James Corden in 2018. Now there's talk Ashton is
expecting a subpoena and will be forced to talk about what he saw
behind closed doors. The last thing Mila and Ashton
need is another scandal, and the stress is likely taking a toll
on their marriage, as is their ten year wedding anniversary
approaches. Things have been so bad that one
source tells Star exclusively that the stars have a prominent
divorce attorney on speed dial, Hollywood's most notorious
divorce lawyers on standby. There's trouble at home?
Well, remember back in the day when Demi Moore came out with
her book Inside Out? She revealed that Ashton had
cheated on her and encouraged her engaging threesomes.
Now Ashton has reassured Mila that she could trust him, but it
wasn't easy for Mila to deal with that.
We shall see. I mean, I wouldn't mind to see
some freak off videos of Ashton Kutcher fucking somebody 'cause
I though he is sort of slid into douche dumb when he was kind of
hot in those early 2000s, mid 2000s years.
He was very hot and I enjoyed all the movies in which he
showed his butt. Travis and Taylor's billion
dollar prenup Cha Ching with her heiress who were bumping her
wealth into the stratosphere. Taylor Swift must protect her
finances before indulging her heart.
Travis Kelsey has been flying high since the Kansas City
Chiefs won the Super Bowl. The 34 year old has jetted to
meet girlfriend Taylor Swift on her era's tour, been nominated
for a webby for his podcast field offers for careers in
entertainment, and even managed to squeeze in a sexy getaway to
the Bahamas with his sweetheart. I'm the happiest I've ever been
until we break up, she writes. An entire album called Fuck You,
You Stupid Football Playing Asshole.
Honey, nobody escapes unless they can stay married forever.
He's got to know that there's an album with his name all over it.
I mean, never get divorced, never break up.
Otherwise. You're an album, sweetie.
It's the happiest I've ever been, Travis recently gushed.
Doesn't feel like there's much chill in my life.
Everything seems to be full throttle moving at the speed of
light, and that's kind of how I like it.
Of course, the biggest thing barreling along is his
relationship with Taylor, but with friends expecting an
engagement any day now, the NFL tight end may be facing a speed
bump in form of an ironclad prenup.
He may be worth 30 million, but I knew You Were Trouble.
Singer just made the Forbes Billionaires list, joining
celebs Jay-Z and Rihanna with a net worth of 1.1 billion.
A savvy business woman as well as a romantic, the 34 year old
is sure to have a slew of attorneys on hand to secure her
fortune before any wedding bells ring.
There's no question she'll have a prenup before she and Travis
get married. She can separate finances from
the relationship and her team will make sure she does.
Honey, that's going to be ironclad.
It doesn't matter what happens with the you should make an
agreement that she shouldn't be able to write any songs about
you. If you really want to get down
with it. You want to say you want to
write, you want to do a prenup, you want to get married, baby, I
want to do that. But just in case we break up, I
need you to sign this prenup that says you will not write any
songs inspired by me. That's definitely not going to
happen. And we're definitely going to
see Taylor Swift Super Bowl I Hate You album someday.
All right, Here's the most interesting story that they
have. We'll see whether it lives up to
its titles. Kissing and telling, who got
busy on a plane, who's into threesomes and who says they're
boring celebs. Sex secrets.
Christina Aguilera, The Dirty singer, has done the deed on a
commercial flight. Under blankets, she clarified,
gross and bent over a sound board in a music studio double
grouse and once shared her love of BJ's in an interview.
OK, we respect that On a commercial flight under
blankets. She must be talking about just
getting fingered under blankets. I mean, cause what?
She can just sit on her man's lap on in first class and cover
themselves with blanket. I mean, come on.
And you can't on an airplane, you can't like lean over and lay
your head on someone's lap. There's like that big thing in
the middle, so you can't, like, suck their Dick under the
comforts. Can you imagine being the
stewardess who comes upon Christina Aguilera sucking the
Dick for a man in first class? Miss Aguilera, please.
OK, we really need to know about that though.
Christina Aguilera looks great. She's autos, epic, and she looks
like a girl. A young young girl.
Lionel Richie. We don't need to know about him,
but we're going to read it anyway.
The 74 year old has a sense of humor about the effects of aging
on his performance in the bedroom.
When I wrote all night long, it was truly all night long.
Now my all night long is down to a fierce 15 minutes.
We don't need to think about his face or his body.
Sorry, I was thinking about his face because I'm looking at his
picture and he's so weird looking.
I can't quite tell what's going on now.
We always had kind of a strange face and it might just be that
he's aged and the face has gotten longer, but I feel like
he got a face left at some point and it was not the greatest face
left. Or yes, Bulldogs or filler or
something. Whenever I see him on American
Idol, I just think he looks surged.
Drew Barrymore. Oh God, we don't need to know
about Drew Barrymore's sex life, but here we go.
I'm a dirty bird, but just in the corners of my mind where I
will never tell. And it's just for me.
I can understand certain kinky things.
Listen, I've tried everything. I've done everything.
That's why I'm so boring now. I mean, remember Drew Barrymore
was going to Studio 54 at 8 years old and doing cocaine, so
she has done everything. And remember, she also married
Tom Green. She was getting that Tom Green
Dick. That's not a Dick I've ever
thought about, but she must have been odd for him to marry him.
OK, here's someone actually attractive.
Charlie Puth. Isn't it romantic?
The singer recently fessed up that he came up with his song
marks on my neck while he was in the middle of the ACT.
He took a break to graph the melody.
Maybe I should have focused on the ACT a little more, but the
melody just popped into my head, said the 32 year old, adding
that he stopped and recorded a little quick voice note and then
had to get back into the ACT. Charlie, get it together.
That's that is douchey. But I do think Charlie Puth is
kind of hot. I don't know if you've seen that
picture where he's holding his own ankles and it's like a close
up of him shirtless holding his ankles.
I mean, that's a gay bait for sure, but a kind of gay bait
that I can appreciate. And lastly, oh God, Chelsea
Handler threes a crowd. The 49 year old revealed that
she realized it was time to break up with an axe following a
threesome with him and their masseuse.
Somebody called Hri was very turned down by this woman and I
ended up hooking up with her several times without the guy I
was dating. That's when I knew it was time
to break up with the guy. I bet Chelsea Handler, like
Billie Eilish, eats one hell of a pussy.
A baby for Britney. Oh no.
Oh yes, fuckers. That's right, Give me more.
Give me more babies. Two years after the end of her
conservatorship, Britney Spears wants to be a mom again, a
source tells Star. And the 42 year old who was
forced by her father to have an IUD inserted to prevent
pregnancy during his 13 year old 13 year control over her isn't
waiting to fall in love. Brittany's convinced that what
she needs right now is to have a baby.
All that she wants is another baby.
All that she wants is to find a hot blooded hunk with good genes
who can serve as her sperm donor.
The toxic singer is estranged from her sons Sean, 18, and 17
year old Jayden, who live with their father Kevin Federline in
Hawaii and who seem like ungrateful shits.
But those around Britt are urging her to be careful.
Brittany has a tendency to attract the wrong guys, explains
the insider, adding that potential donors could be seeing
dollar signs on no shit. Any of these guys she's
auditioning could turn out to be another user out to get her
money. She's not thinking this through,
Brittany, not thinking something through.
I heard that, you fucker. I thought it through when I want
a fucking baby. Maybe this time I won't fuck it
up like I did with the other two.
I was listening to the podcast by the empty lawyer who's the
guy behind Crazy Days and Nights with the blind Items.
And he was talking about a case that came up during the
conservatorship from a security guard who said he was sexually
harassed by Britney on the job. That you would always be calling
her to the back door of their pool house where she would be
naked and say things like, hey, what's up?
I need some cigarettes. Buy me some cigarettes with her
pussy out. And one time she left the window
open when she was fucking Jason Trawick, just so he could see.
I do think that case was settled.
So there might be some truth to that.
I mean, we remember from back in the day that Brittany loves a
pussy show. Remember?
She'd be like, hey Card, hey Card, come here.
I want to show you something. Hey Card.
Hey Card, look at this pussy show Kim Kardashian better
alone. Don't cry for Kim Kardashian.
Well, you might want to cry for Kim Kardashian after Taylor
Swift mentioned her or alluded to her in that thank you Amy
song where she capitalized Ki and M After the 43 year old's
romance with Odell Beckham Junior fizzled, the reality star
is looking forward to life on her own.
Kim has not been single and so long not since her divorce.
She's always talking to someone, if not seriously dating them.
Now that hotel's in the rear view, the source says this Kim's
founder wants to focus on her business and her forward kid
blah blah blah cares. But what was interesting was,
though Kim has not officially said anything about the Taylor
song, a source did say to People magazine that Kim thinks Taylor
should move on, which is the best response to someone being
obsessed with something that you did to them years ago.
Just tell them move on. I'm not thinking about you,
Jade. Now Star magazine also has an ad
for one of the creepiest things ever, the Kiko truly real baby
chimp doll. The interactive Monkey doll
makes 5 sounds and Ashton Drake first and chose a woman cradling
this weird little monkey doll on her shoulder.
That woman must be very lonely to meet this monkey doll.
You'll love her sweet monkey sounds.
Monkeys express emotions of hunger, happiness, sadness,
contentment, and playfulness through different sounds.
And Kiko, the Murderous chimp robot has a lot to say when you
snuggle her and Ashton Drake. First, this precious baby monkey
makes 5 different sounds recorded from actual monkeys
when you cuddle her in different positions.
Hear her fuss, chatter, call excitedly and Babble
contentedly, and also put the tiny hands over your mouth while
they suffocate you in your sleep or put their tiny hands around a
knife and stab you to death. She features Real hand applied
mohair and posable arms and legs so you can hold her in different
ways or for more even more cuteness.
She arrives in a soft custom print jungle leaf bubble outfit
complete with a matching headband.
This doll is not a toy, but a fine collectible not intended
for children under 14. Who the fuck is buying this?
Who is so lonely They need this baby monkey.
Baby Jane Goodall would be appropriate to have this in her
house, but that's it. And it costs 4 easy installments
of 3249 or 100 and 2995, plus shipping and handling.
John Travolta crushing on Kristen.
Here's a complete lie. How cute?
John Travolta and Kristen Davis became flirty friends while
filming their upcoming heist movie Cash Out, and now a source
says pals are urging the Pulp Fiction star to ask his costar,
59, on a date. Kristen would definitely be
receptive, but she won't make the first move because she knows
John Travolta is a homosexual. That's not what it says, but
that's what it should say. Don't forget about when John
Travolta well, the story of John Travolta from the masseuse who
said he came in was giving the massage.
John Travolta kept lifting his ass up in the air and touching
it up, up, up, up, up as to say look at my whole, look at my
celebrity whole. We talked about weak chins on
older celebrities before and now there's a whole article called
Beard or Bear after Ben Affleck got raves for losing his facial
hair. Star takes a look at what other
celebs might look better, less your suit when they talk about
Ben Affleck. And I would not agree that he
looks better without a beard. I mean, unless these men are
going to get neck lifts and the Diamond jaw facial, it's best
for you to leave your beard on. I mean, a beard is the greatest
thing for an aging man. Because look, even if you have a
droopy face, it'll hide it. If it's puffy, you can cut
angles into your beard to give you some angles.
I mean, I will never shave my beard.
I have no idea what my chin looks like under here and I
never want to know. OK?
My dead body will have a beard on it.
OK, Speaking of Ben Affleck, Jlo supposedly made Ben Affleck quit
smoking and that might be the actual end to their marriage.
Because I'm pretty sure Ben is not going to give up his morning
Dunkin coffee and cigarettes. He's like, I give up drugs, I
gave up gambling. I have to go to these parties
with you. I'm going to keep fucking
smoking, OK, Jlo? They also mentioned Keanu Reeves
asked about his facial hair. The 59 year old demure in one
interview. I'm afraid I can't answer that
question and still I speak to my people, the John Wick actor
quipped. Still, entire forums are
dedicated to the patchy look, with headlines like Keanu and
his low density beard Give guys hope.
Keanu Reeves, as I said, is someone who should never shave
his beard. He looks like a golden girl
without it. Now they do feature two people
who do still look good without their beards.
I in fact think Hugh Jackman looks better without a beard and
his chin is still in shape. And Brad Pitt, who never really
has a beard, just has a little bit of a mustache and a goatee.
But don't forget, it's pretty clear that Brad Pitt got a face
left recently and he looks fantastic.
Whatever face left Brad Pitt got lifted it perfectly.
Well played, Mr. Pitt, Bella's Extreme Routine Bella
Hadid Her extreme routine is Tiques in the Lemon Tree, My
Love and Cocaine My Love. It takes a lot to look this
good. The model shares her Wellness
line up and it's a blast. How early does she wake up?
In a recent viral TikTok, Bella Hadid shared her ten step
Wellness routine, captioning the clip Mornings with Me Before We
Start making Things for You and tagging our new beauty brand,
Ora Bella, the 27 year old yes who was diagnosed with Lyme
disease, My love in 2013. They must have had a lot of
ticks in the lemon trees over at the David Foster estate back in
the day because both Bella and her mother got Lyme disease went
on to use a lineup of products that one outlet estimated cost.
One outlet estimated cost $736. She takes her health seriously.
She's focused on Wellness. First off, the model dropped
against her brands, tinctures and water topping that with ions
52 gut support liquid, which is said to prevent bloating.
Then in what stunned viewers, she washed down 14 vitamins with
a simple culp of cream juice. After that came more pricey
potions. She makes $22.00 wild harvested
plant seeds, gold CMOS gel into her water to a boost immune
health and showed off a 42 bottle $42.00 bottle of Fulvic
Detox liquid meant to soothe skin and aid gestational support
and a flask of allergy. Nutrition's iconic Trace Ionic
Trace Minerals gathered from Utah's Great Salt Lake $30 to an
inch pH to finish a croissant, A purifying sage burn, a sip of
her non alcoholic drink Chimney forex, a dab of essential oils
and journaling. Then they write.
What? No coffee?
I mean, you know what that does? That makes sense to me.
If you got the money and you know what to take, go for it.
Jen Aniston. Jealous of Julia.
Ageless Beauty insiders tell Star Jen Aniston is dying to
know what Julia Roberts is doing to look so good these days, but
the Ticket to Paradise star refuses to give away her
secrets. Jen is frantic to find out
exactly what Julia's had done. She's totally getting shut down.
According to the source, Gen. 55 is jealous of her one time
frenemy. They reportedly feuded over
Julia's ex Matthew Berry for being called a natural beauty.
Meanwhile, Julia's copped to only having Botox once, and it
has had a couple of nips and tucks that have her looking
great without going overboard. You can see she's had a little
work done on her eyes, plenty of Botox, a little filler, but
nothing extreme. And she eats really clean.
Whatever she's doing, she's doing it the right way, leaving
just enough crow's feet to look age appropriate.
There's a quite a lot of envy from her Hollywood peers.
I'd say that Julia Roberts does look pretty perfect in this
picture that they show. You can see her eyes are tilted
up a little bit, so she does look like she's probably had a
face left, but it's less noticeable than whatever Jen
Aniston's had done. I feel like Jen Anston's filler
has left her looking a little bit weird.
Oh, Britney's jealous of Lindsay.
Another Britney item. New mom Lindsay Lohan has come a
long way since her messy, hard partying days.
And former pal that's putting it lightly.
Britney Spears doesn't like it one bit, claims a source.
Britney is extremely jealous of all the positive attention
Lindsay's getting lately. It's not that she has anything
against Lindsay, Britney has just always related to her and
felt like they were in a similar boat.
I don't know about that. Remember that Lindsay's family
refused to let her get into a conservatorship even after Eva
Lou Taylor tried to get her them to put her in one.
They said fuck off, bitch. Seeing her suddenly back in the
good races of everyone in Hollywood while Brittany is
struggling to get any real respect is a hard pill to
swallow. Lindsay, 37, is also happily
married while Brittany, 42, is still forced.
Once again, this article thinking sex Guys is bullshit.
Seeing Lindsay with this happy marriage, a new baby, is very
triggering for Britney. She's been crying a lot about
how unfair it is that her life is so stuck in a rut.
She's angry at a lot of people and feels like her life has
passed her by. But she wants to be happy for
Lindsay. She's just seething with envy
right now. Of course, they show the classic
picture of Paris, Britney and Lindsay in the car where
supposedly Lindsay just jumped in the car to get away from the
paparazzi and invited herself over to Paris's house.
A classic picture, a classic story.
And last but not least, oh, it's our favorite celebrity teen
Shiloh. Shiloh's moving in.
Shiloh adores Brad. He can do no wrong in her eyes,
the source tells Star. Bye Bye, mom.
Brad Pitt's daughter is relocating from Angelina Jolie's
home to her dad's digs. And the A List actor couldn't be
happier cause at least one of those kids doesn't hate him.
While promoting his 2022 film Bullet Train, a usually common
collected, Brad Pitt got uncharacteristically emotional
on the red carpet when asked about his daughter Shiloh's
dance skills after a video of the teen went viral.
It brings a tear to the eye, he gushed.
Though I can't cry since I just got a facelift, she's very
beautiful. Despite all the trauma that's
gone down between Brad and his ex-wife Angelina Jolie since
their 2016 split, the stars remained very close with this 17
year old Mini me. Now a source tells * Shiloh
wants to move out of her mom's house and into Brad's $8.3
million Los Feliz Mansion Los Feliz Mansion just a mere short
20 minute drive from where we are right now.
Shiloh is an unhappy and Angie's, but she's turning 18
soon and wants to shake things up.
Plus, she adores Brad, who's always been Daddy's little girl.
There's going to be an adjustment for all involved,
especially Brad's girlfriend of one year, Inez, who talked about
earlier, the source says. The 31 She's 3131 year old Julie
Designer began shaking up with Brad a couple months ago, but is
yet to meet his kids. Probably a good idea considering
the relationship with Angelina Jolie is quite brickly.
He's thrilled childhood is moving in and he knows it'll all
work out. Oh, actually, this will be our
last story because this is good. The price of fame want these
stars to show up? It's going to cost you.
Find out how much celebs charge for exclusive private gigs.
Jennifer Lopez 5 million Love may not cost a thing, but the 50
year old charged a hefty 5 million to perform at the
opening of the one and only Zabayel Hotel in Dubai.
They can't get enough singer. Well, they always mention like
what their latest project is, even if it's a bomb, Who's
reported a reportedly worth 400 million?
Oh my God. No wonder she could spend 20
million on that stupid movie 'cause she's fucking super rich.
Caught flak for performing in the United Arab Emirates, which
punishes consensual same sex activity with prison.
Yeah, Jlo, fuck you Jlo. It's very sad that a long time
LGBTQ ally like Jennifer Lopez is prepared to put money before
human rights, said one activist. And that activist was named
Johnny McGovern And of course Beyoncé 24,000,000 all hail the
Queen. Fortune reported that the 42
year old pocketed A whopping 24,000,000 for a one hour
performance at the grand opening of Dubai's Atlantis the Royal.
Not only that, but the Halo singer was put up in $100,000
night suite at what was described as the most ultra
luxury experimental resort in the world.
How's anything ever worth 100,000 a night?
I mean, that's absolutely stupid, but she didn't pay for
it. So let's see Miley Cyrus 1.5
million, a bargain. Miley has said she prefers small
shows to arena tours. Singing for hundreds of
thousands of people isn't the thing I love.
I love the connection and the money, so I charge 1.5 million.
She recently did a series of concerts at the Chateau More
Mall for just like a tiny group of people.
And I gotta say, they were pretty good.
I don't love all of her songs, but I appreciate that she sounds
exactly how she sounds on the record.
Live Rihanna Bitch. Better have her money. 9 million
36 year old came out of retirement to the tune of a
reported 9 million to perform a full live show at the pre
wedding party of Indian billionaires.
I'm here tonight in honor of Anant and Radhika.
Thank you for having me here. God bless your union as long as
the Jack doesn't bounce and Kim Kardashian. 500,000 and up.
The 43 year old doesn't have to sing for her supper.
People are willing to pay a half a million and more just to have
her shine at their events. Wow.
But Booker should remember to factor in her travel fees.
Kiki reportedly demands 5 first class plane tickets, plus one
coach first class hotel accommodations, one suite for
talent and standard rooms for others.
Portal to portal, first class exclusive ground transportation,
airport greeter service security, glam fee, dairy for
hair and make up squad and per diem.
Oh wow, even per diem. So she doesn't spend even one
fucking time. That sounds good.
I think I might want to be famous.
All right. Well, I hope that this little
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