1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:09,720 It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee gonna spill all that tea. 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:19,280 All my LGBTS you're in. Love because Johnny the Governor 3 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,720 is gay? Yes, fine. 4 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:34,880 Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of Gay as Fuck. 5 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:41,240 I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. He who is The Sun Is Shining 6 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,680 Here in LA and Summer is Here, honey. 7 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:48,280 I was just at Runyon Canyon this week and let me tell you, if you 8 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,720 ever visit LA and you want to see some deck swinging in 9 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,840 shorts, then baby, you need to visit Runyon Canyon. 10 00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:00,000 It is quite a scene. I'm tan. 11 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,160 I'm working out three times a week with my new trainer. 12 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,120 How now? Feeling Good. 13 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,640 I'm getting in summer. Ready to be a big hairy tan 14 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,680 daddy for Schroeder for girl. Maybe I'll start my own only 15 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,240 fans. No, I will not do that. 16 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:18,320 But you know what I will do is I will be reviewing. 17 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:21,120 Actually, I've already put it out over in the Patreon by 18 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,920 request. I am going through every only 19 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,720 fans, creator that I have ever followed. 20 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:31,000 And honey, I'm giving my review OK, whether it's good, whether 21 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,400 it's bad, whether it's harsh, whether they're scam or whether 22 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,600 they're hot, whether I quit after a month. 23 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,240 And you can find it all over at patreon.com/gayest of all time. 24 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,040 Then I'm going into the DMS and we're going to see. 25 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,240 We're going deeper to see what all these to see what the hard 26 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,800 sells are, what the scams are. I mean the DMS over and only 27 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,480 fans, what really makes me laugh because these bots are trying 28 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,960 hard to get your attention. What's up baby? 29 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,400 Why are you ignoring me? Hey cutie, what's up? 30 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,920 Can you make me come tonight? I mean, it is hilarious. 31 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,280 So if you want to hear that, go visit me over on the Patreon 32 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:14,520 baby and let's have a Kiki. And Speaking of Kiki, we're 33 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,040 going to be doing that here today. 34 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,240 There's lots of interesting stuff going on. 35 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,360 Britney Spears is dating a felon. 36 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,880 Oh, Star magazine has all the details. 37 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,880 Was JFK gay? I like that. 38 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,480 Is Justin Bieber going? Wig? 39 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:39,680 Has Ryan Gosling hit the filler too hard as Drake had 40 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:46,200 liposuction. Oh, and a shade throwback with 41 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:51,080 RuPaul versus LO Cool J honey plus blind items about auto, 42 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,640 mature little Nas X, and many more Honey. 43 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,320 Let's get into it, Get into it. Into it. 44 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,760 Growing fears for Britney Spears. 45 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,520 This woman just can't seem to catch a break from anybody, 46 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,000 including us, I guess because here we are talking about it. 47 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:34,840 But In Touch has a cover story. Brittany hits a new low loved 48 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:40,200 one scramble to help a troubled Britney Spears as she romances a 49 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:45,320 felon. It's my right to do whatever the 50 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,920 fuck I want. I agree, sweetie. 51 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,840 You are rich, you are single, and you can fuck anybody you 52 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,960 want. But let's still get into this 53 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,400 article. It's so dramatic. 54 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,360 So let's have some dramatic music. 55 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:05,600 The scene was chaotic. Barefoot, wearing short shorts, 56 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,560 draped with a blanket and clutching a pillow to our 57 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,560 apparent topless chest, a dishevelled Britney Spears 58 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,320 walked out of the Chateau Marmont Hotel in LA in the early 59 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,160 morning hours of May 2nd with her security and her boyfriend, 60 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,320 convicted felon Paul Richard Solis. 61 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:28,560 As first responders swarmed around them, an ambulance and 62 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,320 fire trucks had been dispatched to the scene following a 911 63 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:37,800 call to 12:12 AM and LAPD spokesperson said with reports 64 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,480 of an adult female injured. Though Brittany was not taken to 65 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,960 the hospital. She later claimed in a rambling 66 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:50,200 Instagram post that she twisted her ankle, but the incident was 67 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,120 alarmingly reminiscent of her dark past. 68 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:57,600 She'd had a booze fuelled bust up in her hotel room with Paul 69 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:03,240 and refused treatment. A crazed Brittany who's been 70 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:08,600 boasting about drinking wine hit rock bottom after a 7 day spiral 71 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,200 that began on April 25th when the pair were caught behaving 72 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,160 erratically in a series of dramatic photos. 73 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,640 I mean, come on, look, she loves to cause the scene. 74 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,400 Whenever Britney Spears is bored, she goes to the Chateau 75 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,920 Mar Mall and she calls the scene. 76 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,040 She walks around barefoot. She smokes cigarettes and doors. 77 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,200 She does whatever the fuck she wants. 78 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:38,800 OK, but back to the drama. She's usually holed up around 79 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,160 her mansion all day making disturbing videos. 80 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,800 Disturbing videos? I mean, please. 81 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,120 I'm having fun. What's wrong with that? 82 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,960 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 83 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,200 You spin on sweetie. I've developed a new spin. 84 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,400 What's that? Quick. 85 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,120 Quick. Slow plus fashion. 86 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,040 Oh, really? Yeah, that's right. 87 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,440 I do quick. I do it quick and I do it slow. 88 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,440 Then I show my outfit. We'll get back to the drama 89 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,520 they've been hooking up for a while. 90 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:14,560 Sam was convinced she cheated on him with Paul because how openly 91 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,160 she flirted with him. Her loved ones are so concerned 92 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,120 that they're considering a drastic step. 93 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,000 Her loved ones. Yeah, and what I'm sure. 94 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,280 Let me guess what the drastic step is to put her back in a 95 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,880 conservatorship. Uh huh. 96 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,280 Right. This one. 97 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:35,560 Look, this woman is rich. She is single and she's famous. 98 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,000 Well, she can do whatever that she wants. 99 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:42,000 And if she wants to fuck the felon, God bless her. 100 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,440 Let her fucking do her thing. Does that really leave her the 101 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,800 fuck alone? Then why are you talking about 102 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,200 me so much on here? Well, we're kind of obsessed 103 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,080 with you for years. I love you fuckers. 104 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,720 There's a lot of articles on then the tabloids this week 105 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,880 about Brittany, and they're all going over the same information 106 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,760 that we've given you on this podcast weeks ago. 107 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,800 OK, you are up to date on my life. 108 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,720 I know, sweetie. U.S. magazine has a whole thing 109 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,840 that's like, what's really going on with Brittany again? 110 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:14,480 Just all rehash, rehash, rehash. But what does Brittany have to 111 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,480 actually say about what went down? 112 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,400 Here's her Instagram post from a while back, she said. 113 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:25,080 Honestly, I wish my life were as wild as has been portrayed 114 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,040 either. Either way, some shit actually 115 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,440 happened to my foot and I might have to get surgery. 116 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,280 Fingers crossed, hopefully not, but I feel like I was harassed 117 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,240 and gas lit and tricked to go on the street. 118 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,880 When my car was supposed to be there, I was in my pajamas and 119 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,680 yes, I had been crying because I hurt my foot. 120 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,840 No breakdown. I'm a grown ass woman who's 121 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,200 actually very naive In most situations. 122 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,680 I'm simply embarrassed. They got me in my damn pajamas. 123 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,400 I don't feel loved. I feel mistreated. 124 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:58,040 With that said, I'm going to treat myself this week to 125 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:01,040 Cheesecake Factory. I hope so. 126 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,760 Sweet. I hope you get the miso salmon 127 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,520 and the lettuce wraps. OK And then I want you to get 128 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,920 the new pecan chocolate chip cookie cheesecake. 129 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,760 It is delicious. I think not. 130 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,040 See ya span span. Quick quick slap, quick quick 131 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,160 slap. Quick quick slap. 132 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,040 Quick quick slap. Quick quick slap. 133 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,320 One more thing. What is it? 134 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,520 Fuck you, Johnny. I guess I deserve that. 135 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,040 On a positive note about Britney, I did really enjoy a 136 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:33,840 thread on X by someone called Daniel at Deja Vu 405, which was 137 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,039 how Britney Spears created the best pop album in history. 138 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,880 A thread which is all about the making of Blackout. 139 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,680 I mean, the tracks on Blackout are such fucking bangers. 140 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:51,600 I mean, are you on my radar? Radar, give me more Obviously 141 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:56,880 Break the Ice Heaven on Earth, which was produced by a guy who 142 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,080 I was really good friends with in college who said when he went 143 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,600 to the studio with her that she this was during the height of 144 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,480 the 2008 type craziness. Then she came in, banged the 145 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,040 shit out in two hours and was done. 146 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,880 It was a total pro. And of course, Why Should I Be 147 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,800 Sad? Which is the last song on the 148 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,640 album, which was written and produced by the Neptunes and was 149 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,800 wrote about Britney's divorce from Kevin and features a line 150 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,160 in which Britney reveals that Kevin cheated on her in Vegas. 151 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,000 Another person that cheated on Britney Spears is in on tour 152 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,760 right now that I was imagining Justin Timberlake playing to 153 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,680 half empty theaters. But honey, the footage of Justin 154 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:39,720 on tour was I think in Philadelphia or somewhere. 155 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,720 I mean, the place was fucking packed. 156 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,760 And it wasn't a theater, it was an arena. 157 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,240 And there it was packed to the rafters. 158 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,440 Made me think like, jeez, we can all just hate on Justin 159 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:54,520 Timberlake and tell you how awful and fucking smug he is 160 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,680 with his big loose suits that are inappropriate. 161 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,960 But, you know, I guess most people just don't care. 162 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,640 I mean, they don't care enough to buy his album because we know 163 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,840 that dropped off the charts after four weeks. 164 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,840 But you know, I guess he has enough hits to just still sell 165 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,040 it out. I even had people who I was 166 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,320 talking to about Justin Timberlake say, well, you know, 167 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,880 it's all turning around now. Everyone's loving his new 168 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,280 concert. And I was like, really? 169 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,680 So I had to check it out for myself. 170 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,400 And I watched, I mean, you can watch any concert that anyone 171 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,440 does nowadays. You can see the whole thing for 172 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,680 free on YouTube, which sounds a lot better than going to the 173 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:36,160 concert and having people scream lyrics in your ear. 174 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:42,400 Wow, what an old man I am. Quit screaming those lyrics in 175 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:46,920 my ear. In my day, they didn't scream 176 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,360 the lyrics in the air. Maybe they did. 177 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,600 I've never been a big concert person, but I mean, like, you 178 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,000 know, and it wasn't, you know, I got to say it wasn't horrible. 179 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:01,880 And he wasn't as smug as he was during that In Sync debut 180 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:07,040 listening party thing he did in LA, which was just beyond and 181 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,760 you know, the audience seemed to love it. 182 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,920 I mean, and there is a kind of cool section at the end where 183 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,640 the big screen that's playing in the background kind of busts 184 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:19,840 open and becomes a big square that he's riding on on wires. 185 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:24,560 And, you know, it leans up and he's, you know, All in all sorts 186 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,520 of weird angles singing over the audience. 187 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,520 Well, that is pretty cool. I wonder, like, God, you know, 188 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:33,040 if you don't sell out that tour that you really got to sell out 189 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,920 that that seems very expensive for someone whose album dropped 190 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:41,360 out of the Billboard 204 weeks. I guess maybe this is what you 191 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,000 try to do if you're Justin Timberlake, to try to get people 192 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,040 to buy the album. And I guess that's what you do. 193 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,320 You go on tour and you support it to hopefully get people to 194 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,080 buy it. But I can't imagine it popping 195 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:57,000 back into the Hot 200. But you know, whatever. 196 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,040 I didn't watch the whole concert. 197 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,360 I just fast forwarded around to see how it went. 198 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:05,240 See the levels of smug and they were at about an 8, not a 15 199 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:11,240 like last time in celebrity male beauty news. 200 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,360 Honey, what is going on with Ryan Gosling's face? 201 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:19,960 The TikTok facial beauty detectives have been going in on 202 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,680 Ryan's filler that he showed up with at some of the premieres 203 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,440 for the fall guy. They break down step by step 204 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:30,080 what they think has gone on and I believe they are correct. 205 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,320 Do you? See this big cheek here? 206 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,720 Whereas before picture it's like flat. 207 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,200 So you know that he's had like just a ton of filler right here. 208 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,400 And then going down the face we see that he has like a nice 209 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,280 jawline that's straight like this, but it's like they tried 210 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,480 to accentuate the drop jawline, which caused it even to make. 211 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:52,560 It's just like gigantic now and so it doesn't fit the frame of 212 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,960 his head. It's just like this big jawline 213 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:59,720 and his big cheek here and then and hit with his chin. 214 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,960 You see it, he has it's like the same shape. 215 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:07,120 It's it's the same shape chin, but it's just bigger. 216 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,880 You see that there's like a lot more filler down here too. 217 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,360 So you could say, OK, did he gain weight? 218 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,440 Maybe. But you're not gonna gain weight 219 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,480 where it's just in these areas. Like you don't gain weight in 220 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,280 your nose, you don't gain weight in your temples, you don't gain 221 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,920 weight like on your lateral cheek, and you definitely don't 222 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,440 gain weight in your chin. So it's like, these are things 223 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,840 that have been accentuated with filler or your jawline. 224 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:33,760 You don't gain weight in your jawline so we know that this is 225 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,600 filler and not just weight gain. It does look like he did put on 226 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,280 some weight, but we know that that is filler and not weight 227 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,160 gain and I would dissolve the whole thing, dissolve the 228 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:46,960 jawline, dissolve the chin and I would basically get him back to 229 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,080 to this picture and then put just tiny little drops 230 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,000 underneath his eye and be done with it. 231 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:58,440 And be done with it, honey. Ryan is such a good looking man. 232 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:03,520 Did not need to be filled. I mean, men just age in the 233 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,760 face. I mean, get it. 234 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,440 Get a few touches here and there, but don't. 235 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:14,040 This blown up look is just not appealing. 236 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:17,920 Ryan, why go to this dermatologist? 237 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,440 Because she has a right idea. Burn it to the ground, honey. 238 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,720 The stars better watch out for the beauty doctors on TikTok 239 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,560 because, you know, it's one thing for us to say like, oh, he 240 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,760 looks like he got filler. He looks like he's wearing a 241 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:39,160 wig, but these beauty doctors really have been going in, 242 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:45,960 including Doctor Gary NYC who let's us know a little something 243 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,640 about his thoughts on Justin Biebers new hairline, which I 244 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,280 found extremely interesting. Looks like Justin is starting to 245 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:58,960 show his hair again. You can see here he's got his 246 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,840 hair exposed and he's got that very low kind of hairline on the 247 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,000 sides. And when we look back at 2022 248 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,760 when he was at the Super Bowl, there's clear recession in the 249 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,080 front of temporal areas. So then after like that Super 250 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,120 Bowl, he started to wear all these hats and he was kind of 251 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,040 covering up his hair. So it's hard to tell what was 252 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,280 going on. And remember, hair transplants 253 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,160 can take, you know, up to a year, year and a half to see 254 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,680 final results. It looks like maybe he did have 255 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,680 a hair transplant because when I'm looking at this corner here, 256 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,320 it looks much flatter. It doesn't have that recession. 257 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,360 And when the hair is wet, you can tell the regularity of that 258 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,120 area. So it looks like maybe it was 259 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,680 transplanted that usually when we're filling these corners, we 260 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:50,640 need anywhere from about 1200 graphs to maybe 1800 graphs for 261 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,560 both sides to fill them in. And classically, I try not to 262 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:59,160 drop the patient down to a kind of a straight across hairline 263 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,280 because over time, as you potentially lose hair further 264 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,400 back, it might not look as natural to have that type of 265 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,240 shape, but that is sometimes what people request. 266 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,200 And looking at this picture that he's talking about, it's just a 267 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,960 shirtless tan tatted up with a very straight wet hairline. 268 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,640 And you know what? It looks great. 269 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,280 Now see, that's something I I do recommend. 270 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:27,320 I know I like to kid about wigs. But honey, if you are having 271 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:32,480 hairline issues, then you know and you got the money, fix it. 272 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,280 I know I will. If I need it for sure, I'm going 273 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,600 to need the money. Can you please leave a review of 274 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,560 this podcast? I might need hair transplant 275 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,960 money. Oh no. 276 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,000 I'm looking in the mirror. I need filler too. 277 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,520 Oh no. Look, everybody should do 278 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,360 whatever they want to feel beautiful. 279 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,920 But men in general should really watch out for the filler. 280 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,680 But the hair transplant lines, Honey, go to Turkey. 281 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,000 Do it for a discount. Get it done. 282 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,280 Get the Diamond Jaw facial that is Phil. 283 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,280 That's the only time I think filler actually does look kind 284 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,480 of good if you do a sparingly. Those people who get those that 285 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,560 get it in their jaw and suddenly defines their jaw and it looks 286 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,079 all big and good. I mean, I've seen the before and 287 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:15,200 afters and some of those and that looks pretty good. 288 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,400 Maybe that's what Ryan was trying to do. 289 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,119 But honey, it did not work. Somebody plumped him up. 290 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:26,720 But Justin, A+ you look hot. And of course, you probably have 291 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,240 heard Haley Bieber is pregnant, honey. 292 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:35,320 So congratulations to her. I did see a very bitchy tick 293 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:40,680 tock, a very bitchy blind item about Selena Gomez that said 294 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:45,920 Selena Gomez couldn't give Haley Bieber even one day to enjoy the 295 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,600 attention for her pregnancy before she tried to get 296 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,000 attention of her own. And that was something about 297 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:55,560 her, like going on the Today Show to tell them that she 298 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,280 turned off her comments. Except for people who she 299 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:03,640 follows, which honey, Selena Gomez is the most followed woman 300 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:07,320 on Instagram, which is very bizarre. 301 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:14,600 She has 428 million followers. Really. 302 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,680 Oh, why? Now? 303 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,360 Don't come for me, Selena fans. I get it. 304 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,920 She's beautiful and I've enjoyed a couple of her songs, etcetera. 305 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,600 But 428 million? Why? 306 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:31,480 For what? Well, you know what? 307 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,320 Good on you, girl. Good on you, girl. 308 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,400 And if I had 428 million followers, I would turn the 309 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,000 fucking comments off too, because people are fucking 310 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,640 insane. Fancy another slice, girl? 311 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:51,960 The The boys of red, white and royal blue, Nicholas Galizine 312 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:57,480 and Taylor Zagar Perez, were doing a panel here in LA about 313 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,720 red, white and royal blue. And they announced that yes, 314 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:06,240 there is going to be a sequel to the gay romance about what would 315 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:11,080 happen if the President's son and the Prince of England got 316 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,840 into a gay relationship and fucked each other with 317 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,680 apparently no Lube in a romantic scene. 318 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,080 And honey, the audience went up. You know what's interesting? 319 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:28,760 The screams were from women who I think is perhaps the real 320 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,320 audience that loved red, white and royal blue more than anyone 321 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,360 else. Which is very interesting, 322 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,240 though you know, you got to you got to take the love where you 323 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,440 can get it. In fact, a side note tangent. 324 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:45,640 I got two lovely reviews on iTunes this week from what I 325 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:49,560 believe is straight ladies and I want to say thank you so much 326 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,440 for that one. Lovely listener Laura Palmer 327 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,920 said. Johnny is always entertaining 328 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,360 and funny. Highly recommend this pod and 329 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,400 Patreon thank you and guess what You don't have to be gay to 330 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,920 listen. That's right Laura, you don't. 331 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:07,040 And also Fem Botiful said just a straight sis rich white woman 332 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,400 lurking around Johnny as have I done for 15 years now. 333 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,440 Love you Johnny. Everyone listen and download 334 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,080 and. Follow this podcast. 335 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,560 Look, we got to take the love where it comes from. 336 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,160 And honey, if you are a straight lady, listen to the show. 337 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,360 I really appreciate you and love you because honey, you know 338 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,040 what? Gay guys are a tough fucking 339 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,560 audience, OK? They think they're the funniest 340 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,720 and most greatest, so they're not always the most loving 341 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,240 audience for other gay guys. No, they're not. 342 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:40,120 But anyway, back to the boys. The ladies went up and we're 343 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:45,480 screaming about the sequel, and I'll be interested to see what 344 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,920 happens. I mean, they're both very hot. 345 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,880 And I did like that love scene though. 346 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:55,560 As I mentioned though, if you watch that love scene, the thing 347 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,200 that's really missing from it is the Lube. 348 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:03,080 I mean, apparently they just lay down and he and he sticks his 349 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,640 Dick in the Prince of England dry. 350 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,800 And he doesn't say, oh stop that, Oh my God, he doesn't even 351 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,640 eat his whole. There's no whole eating scene. 352 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,280 There's no there's none of that. There's just like as if the 353 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:20,760 Prince of England was pre lubed and just you know had his hole 354 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,480 ready to go and maybe that was the case. 355 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:28,120 Maybe, but probably not. So what I what I like to see in 356 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,640 the sequel, A little more realism in the sex scene. 357 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,520 Gay guys need Lube if you're going to stick it in somebody's 358 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,640 asshole. Or at least a lot of spit. 359 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,240 And we saw none of those things, OK? 360 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:44,640 He just put his legs on top of his shoulders and he slowly 361 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,200 penetrated him and he was loving. 362 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,920 Honey, that's straight sex, OK? A lady can have a wet pussy. 363 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,920 A man's ass is dry unless you do something to it. 364 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:59,040 OK, just a little realism. Note Amazon. 365 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:04,040 I'm sure you're listening Now. On a side note, Nicholas 366 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:17,760 Galatzine came out recently as straight Nicholas Gals Gals 367 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,280 Galled. I Can't get his last name right. 368 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,800 Nicholas Galledzine reveals he sometimes feel guilty for 369 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,200 playing queer characters as a straight man. 370 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:32,240 Well, you should, OK? There's only a few gay roles 371 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,360 that happen, and they should be played like gay guys. 372 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,040 OK, I'm not being a Nazi about it, OK? 373 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:43,160 I don't think that every time there's a gay role it has to be 374 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,960 someone gay or we should protest. 375 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:49,560 But if there's a role for a stunning young Prince of England 376 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,680 who likes to get fucked with no Lube by the print The 377 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:57,920 President's Son, I'm pretty sure there's some stunning great gay 378 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,840 actors out there who could do it. 379 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,520 OK, am I going to protest this? No. 380 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,400 But am I going to go? Girl, come on. 381 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,280 Yes, I am. Because come on, come on. 382 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,120 At least we have old What's his name? 383 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,200 Who's gay? The other one, Taylor Zakar 384 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,280 Perez. He's gay. 385 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,240 At least thank God. Because if the two stars of red, 386 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,840 white and royal blue were both straight guys playing gay, I 387 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,400 would protest, OK? And I wouldn't have another 388 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,960 slice. Get it together Hollywood, 389 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,160 Jennifer The GLAAD Awards were happened. 390 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,720 The GLAAD Awards happened recently and Jennifer Lawrence 391 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:42,400 showed up to honor Orville Pack who we know from past podcast 392 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,680 has a big Dick and we love that about him. 393 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:53,440 And she made a very sassy speech in which she mentioned power 394 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:59,280 bottoms. I'm here tonight because my 395 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,640 favorite musician and good friend Orville Peck, is 396 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,000 receiving the Vito Russo Award. I love seeing so many humans who 397 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,040 can top their field while still being power bottoms. 398 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,880 Not to mention what it feels like to be in a room with this 399 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:22,880 many men and not need bass. I love the gay community. 400 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,600 In fact, I was in love with a homosexual. 401 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,800 It was my first love. I tried to convert them for 402 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,440 years, but now I know conversion therapy doesn't work. 403 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:39,680 Did you hear me, Mike Pence? I said Conversion therapy isn't 404 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:44,080 real, even though I know you think it worked on you. 405 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:51,480 Jade, I appreciate that. I definitely do. 406 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,040 She did look very beautiful. And Orville Peck came up and 407 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,800 gave a lovely speech and congratulations to him. 408 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:05,200 And he did hard launch his partner during that speech. 409 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,840 Thank you so much. In closing, I would also like to 410 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,440 thank my beautiful, encouraging family, friends and my 411 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,840 incredible partner Billy. Thank you for encouraging. 412 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,920 Me to be myself. And which is a. 413 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,840 Skill that I hope I can pass on to others. 414 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:24,800 Thank you again. All right, Billy is giving kind 415 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:30,360 of a rough trade look. Lovely. 416 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,840 Love it. Now, look, I'm guessing they 417 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:39,600 probably have an open relationship because not just a 418 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,520 couple years ago because this supposedly been his partner for 419 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,920 15 years. One of the people that I worked 420 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,720 with on one of my shows did have a little affair with Orville 421 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,720 PAC. And he said he said we had to 422 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,680 break up because we was going on tour. 423 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,080 Honey, he had to break up because he already had a partner 424 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,080 in 15 years that you didn't know about. 425 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,920 I mean, no, I'm not trying to shame open relationships because 426 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,520 I doubt I'll ever be in a relationship that's not open. 427 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,480 Because once I tried it, I liked it. 428 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,240 I liked it a lot. If I used to be someone who 429 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,200 thought, oh, I could never do that, I'd be too jealous. 430 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,800 And then, yeah, that that evolves. 431 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,560 I changed. And I think you should do with 432 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,360 whatever makes you feel good, honey. 433 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,040 The boyfriend kind of looks like a like a cowboy, too. 434 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,600 A cowboy in a white tuxedo jacket. 435 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,320 But a cowboy all the same. Little bit of an older man. 436 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,160 Mm hmm. Like to know more about this 437 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,600 gentleman? Well, congratulations, Orville 438 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:55,800 Peck. Katy Perry's partner has one hot 439 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,000 body and we know he has a big fat Dick. 440 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,960 Who am I talking about? Orlando Bloom, sweetie. 441 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,080 Now do you not know what I'm talking about? 442 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:09,680 Have you ever seen the paparazzi long lens telephoto essay of 443 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:15,280 Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom at a nude beach and some in Maui or 444 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,360 Fiji or wherever? Honey, if if you haven't, just 445 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:25,120 Google it because Orlando Bloom has grown into quite a man, 446 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:30,320 muscles, thighs, ass, face and a big old fat Dick. 447 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,800 So we always enjoy any chance that we can get to watch him 448 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,760 shirtless. And he has a new TV show coming 449 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,840 out that he says almost killed him. 450 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,920 Oh my God. People magazine says Orlando 451 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:50,160 Bloom's death defying stunts. Orlando Bloom felt most alive 452 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,560 when he was close to death on his new Peacock adventure 453 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,600 series, Orlando Bloom to the Edge. 454 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,720 He's 47, baby. He I mean, that is how to be 47. 455 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:07,120 I mean, that is good. I mean, but do we need another 456 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:11,200 show about a star, like going on a thing around the world? 457 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,880 I am fucking sick of it. I don't need to see millionaires 458 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,720 going on food tours, OK? I don't need to see. 459 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,160 I didn't. I didn't need to see Eugene Levy 460 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,920 going around the world. I didn't need to see Zac Efron 461 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,560 going around the world. I even, though, of course, I 462 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,080 didn't enjoy anytime Zac Efron was shirtless, even though he 463 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,400 looked a little bit like a slab of beef after all of his weird 464 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,560 face stuff and steroids. And I don't really need to see 465 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:44,280 Orlando Bloom doing it. But you know, there's a picture 466 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,800 of Orlando Bloom diving 10 feet underwater in the Bahamas 467 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,840 without an air tank, and we get to see his tight, muscley body 468 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:59,720 and that I can appreciate she holds me accountable, he says. 469 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:05,360 If Katy Perry, You know that last week during the Met Gala, I 470 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,800 was convinced that Katy Perry was at the Met Gala because I 471 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,040 saw a picture of her in a lovely dress with flowers on it. 472 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,880 And honey, that was AI. They did. 473 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,840 The AI people had AI pictures of Katy Perry, of Rihanna, of 474 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,320 Beyoncé and Honey. They were very realistic. 475 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:29,920 The robots are trying to stunt on us and make us believe some 476 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,960 of your favorite stars went to the Met Gala when they didn't. 477 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,440 And Speaking of the Met Gala, there was a very juicy blind 478 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:44,560 item about Anna Wintour from the blind item lady on Tech Talk. 479 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,480 This is allegedly about Anna Wintour and the casting couch. 480 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,240 It's called the Quiet Casting Couch. 481 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:56,480 It isn't as if this permanent A Lister auto and door has never 482 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,160 talked about their casting couch. 483 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,160 They have, but in a very opaque way. 484 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,600 You always have to read between the lines when it comes to the A 485 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,600 Lister about their sex life. Because of the nature of the A 486 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,520 listers profession, they got to choose who worked for them. 487 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,160 They held auditions. They could choose to hire and 488 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,600 fire whoever they wanted. At first our A Lister was just 489 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,720 keeping with long familiar people with long familiar people 490 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,520 they knew. But that changed over time. 491 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:32,200 It became the responsibility of the people who worked for her to 492 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,040 OfferUp someone to have sex with. 493 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:39,760 If they wanted to keep their job, they had to do it once a 494 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,480 year. It was OK if the A Lister didn't 495 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,040 like them. They just had to have someone 496 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,720 they were offering. Things were good if you did 497 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,680 that. The people being offered were 498 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,560 fully aware that if they were chosen, they were going to have 499 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,560 a great life. Our a Lister, even if you were 500 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,680 just with them for a year, would take care of you for the rest of 501 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,360 your life. The only thing you had to do was 502 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,840 be available and keep it all secret. 503 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,280 Every once in a while, someone decided they weren't going to 504 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,080 keep the secret. But after a visit by a couple of 505 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,600 the A lister's friends, that attitude changed. 506 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,360 The sex drive of our A Lister may have dimmed, but she's 507 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,920 always on the lookout for someone new. 508 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,080 Now, is that a true blind item that is based in truth? 509 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:31,640 Or is that just the plot line of Sex and the City where Carrie 510 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:36,840 works at Vogue and the editor of Vogue played by Candice Bergen? 511 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,520 It needs Carrie to find her a man. 512 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,280 Guess we'll never know. Little Nas Ex and Camila Cabello 513 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,680 were in West Hollywood just last weekend. 514 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,840 Honey at Heart nightclub, just a couple blocks from my house. 515 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,360 I think I could walk there. They're promoting their new song 516 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,000 together, I guess. And The funny thing was, is I 517 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,240 guess they got trapped in the janky elevator at heart We go 518 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,080 and we're stuck in there for an hour. 519 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:13,120 Oh no, the heart wheel only has two floors, so this must have 520 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,440 been really dumb that they had to try to get in the elevator 521 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,600 there, which I can't imagine is used very often except for 522 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,320 lugging material. But I'm sure someone was trying 523 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,800 to be like, oh little Nas action can be a come, come this way. 524 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,440 We don't want you to have to take the stairs. 525 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,000 And then the two of them got stuck in the fucking elevator 526 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,200 for an hour and the emergency services had to be called to get 527 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,520 them out. And supposedly Kamiya. 528 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,920 Is that her name? Kamiya. 529 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,400 Camila. Camila. 530 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:47,480 Camila has been very messy as she's been promoting her new 531 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,080 song. She's partying her ass off. 532 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,680 Honey, I'm glad. My years of partying and drugs 533 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,720 were when there was no social media because people might have 534 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,080 written articles about me being messy and that would have been 535 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:10,280 bad in fashion news. The Gap is coming out with 536 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,480 another hipster collab. Now you remember the last Gap 537 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,960 Collab did not go great, but I got to tell you, the items were 538 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,240 fierce. That was the easy Balenciaga Gap 539 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,760 Collab. Now of course that fell through 540 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,600 when Kanye lost his motherfucking mind. 541 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:37,120 But I've got to say, I do have the sweatpants and they are 542 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,280 fire. I mean they. 543 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,920 I was looking for a dupe of Balenciaga sweatpants which are 544 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:51,520 $1200 and I wonder to myself, I wonder if the Balenciaga for Gap 545 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,600 sweatpants are basically the exact same sweatpants the 546 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:59,440 Balenciaga makes for Balenciaga and I ordered a pair and honey 547 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,120 they are incredible and I went to Palenciaga to check out the 548 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,440 other sweatpants and they are the same. 549 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,400 OK, you can find those on eBay, they're fire. 550 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,360 But Gap is now collaborating with Hipster Cali Boho brand 551 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,600 Dewin and the new collab comes out this Friday and maybe it's 552 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,760 looking pretty good. I don't think there's going to 553 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,480 be any men's stuff in that 'cause I don't think Dewan makes 554 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,600 mends. But I do like the gaps, 555 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,520 collaborating with more luxury brands to make luxury more 556 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:37,960 accessible for us poor in Gucci news. 557 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,120 Now, if you've been following Gucci, you know they fired their 558 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:46,320 creative director, Alejandro Micheli, who took the brand to a 559 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,400 place that was very different than Tom Ford. 560 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:55,440 Very hipster, very mod, very 60s, very 70s, very chic. 561 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,600 And they did some incredible stuff together, including that 562 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,000 incredible fashion show where they shut down all of Hollywood 563 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,640 Blvd. And oh honey, it was fierce. 564 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,640 Now they fired his ass and he's now taking over at Valentino, 565 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:18,480 but the new guy that they brought in is making very sleepy 566 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,680 clothes. Now during his first collection 567 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,400 you thought, you know, you looked at it and you said huh? 568 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,160 OK. Well, it looks expensive and it 569 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,320 looks safe and looks like you're probably sell at Gucci stores. 570 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,680 But I don't know if that was the case because Caring, the parent 571 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:39,040 company of Gucci said that the profits would be dropping 40% 572 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:44,400 this quarter, which is not good, which I can only imagine makes 573 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,520 it very difficult and stressful in the Gucci Italia. 574 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,840 And they just released their resort collection. 575 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,160 Now resort collections used to not even be a thing really. 576 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,160 I mean like they would happen with very small shows or just 577 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,480 sometimes even a lookbook. But now because everybody needs 578 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,800 to thirst at every moment and get attention and that's what 579 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,960 fashion shows are for, for getting press and attention. 580 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:11,560 Now even the resort shows are huge things and they did a show 581 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,080 just recently and baby, it was a snooze fest. 582 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:19,560 I don't know how much longer this designer can stay in the 583 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:28,360 mix. Come on, follow me. 584 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:39,800 Now is was JFK gay? I mean, I I This was not a my 585 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,200 bingo card. To find out this year, the Daily 586 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:48,800 Mail released an article that said more than a bromance, the 587 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,240 intimate relationship with John F Kennedy and his gay friend 588 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:56,200 from prep school to the White House, where the pal had his own 589 00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:01,680 room, much to Jackie chagrin. One of JFK's closest 590 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,080 relationships was supposedly his gay best friend and prep school 591 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,640 roommate, Lamb Billings. Now, Billings told JFK about his 592 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,760 romantic intentions toward him in a love note written on a 593 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,200 piece of toilet paper at their elite Connecticut boarding 594 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,800 school. Now the future president wrote 595 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:23,880 back, I'm not that kind of boy. But then he did move him into 596 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,160 the White House, darling. Right down the hall from his 597 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,280 bedroom. One point, Billings confided 598 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,160 that his friendship with the president included oral sex. 599 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:37,240 Whenever you write a note to your prep school buddy on toilet 600 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:40,160 paper saying you're in love with him and he says I'm not that 601 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,600 type of boy, we know a blowjob is soon to follow. 602 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,320 Now supposedly this article also says that the whole Marilyn 603 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,360 Monroe affair was a smokescreen to hide. 604 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:57,280 JF KS true love them Billings. Oh my goodness. 605 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,080 And the pictures that they show are really something them arm in 606 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,040 arm in matching shorts at the beach. 607 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:11,520 Them cozying up poolside, them bending over and making cutesy 608 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,240 pie faces. Them holding a puppy and looking 609 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:19,240 like an adorable gay couple. Supposedly Jack was in love with 610 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,920 Lem, being in love with him and considered him the ideal 611 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,560 follower. Adorer. 612 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,920 Mm hmm. Now apparently Jackie did not 613 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,120 love this relationship and who can blame her? 614 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,440 Well, Jackie, haven't you suffered enough? 615 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,240 Girls, I am so confused by why some of y'all. 616 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:40,120 Are getting in relations. With full ass gay men and acting 617 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,960 like you don't know that you in a relationship. 618 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,280 With a corner, Miss Kennedy Shriver said that it was 619 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,480 complete liberation of the spirit for Jack and that her 620 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,120 brother was a complete, liberated man when he was with 621 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,520 Lem. And apparently Lamb was an 622 00:38:54,520 --> 00:39:00,520 effeminate queen with a screechy laugh and he had to be closeted 623 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,000 for his whole lifetime. Sucks to be Lamb, but he was 624 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,320 probably fucking JFK. Or if guests, maybe in that era, 625 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,720 he was the bottom. Gore Vidal, A noted bitchy queen 626 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:19,160 and author, once called Billing the chief faggot at Camelot, and 627 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,720 he asserted that the president felt quite comfortable in the 628 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,040 company of homosexuals as long as they were small enough to 629 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,400 hold his interests. And supposedly that Billings at 630 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,200 the in the end, after JFK was assassinated, was the saddest of 631 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,040 the Kennedy widows. Interesting. 632 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:41,600 Very interesting. Did Drake get his slim body 633 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,160 through liposuction? Well, that's what Kendrick Lamar 634 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:50,560 is intimating in his newest diss track where he says ask your 635 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,720 favorite rapper where he gets his ABS from V12 room room. 636 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,400 That's a fast one. And he's not talking about a car 637 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,080 sweetie. He is talking about AV 12 638 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,120 slimming machine. And if you do look at these 639 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,520 pictures of Drake that are supposedly dated very close 640 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,280 together, he goes from being a little bit thick to sucked in 641 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,880 real good. Interesting. 642 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,600 I'd like to get. Myself AB12 Slimming machine. 643 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,080 All right. Well, let's wrap it up with a 644 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:32,560 little. I understand you did a stiff of 645 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,240 in the house LL Cool JS show and when you got to the set, LL 646 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:39,000 fidgeted, scrambled and ran for cover. 647 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,840 And tell us about it. I'll tell you what it was about. 648 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,760 It was interesting. And I've said this before, you 649 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,840 know he is a great teacher for me because I got this Yes. 650 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,120 On a special episode of Blossom. Yes. 651 00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:01,720 He was very uncomfortable around me because I am RuPaul 652 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,800 supermodel of the world. Yes. 653 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,640 And I you know what? Listen, I got to see what it 654 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:12,720 looks like when I'm in fear and I pretend and I overreact and 655 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:17,160 certainly because I got to see it on him he was acted all N 656 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:22,680 word ish and he was very surly like you know our people can get 657 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,320 some and I was very disappointed. 658 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,480 And then on the set while we're doing the This is the he walks 659 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,920 into the table reading hey, what's up What's up to 660 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,920 everybody. And he looks and goes. 661 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,480 Now you were in regular man clothes. 662 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,280 Man clothes. Yeah. 663 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,160 Someone and drag if I'm getting paid right. 664 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:45,320 And so there as a guest star on their show I was supposed to 665 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,120 play his best friend who turns out you know is doing dragon 666 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:48,600 stuff. Anyway. 667 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:54,280 OK, Long story short, you know, he was very, very neat and said 668 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,600 things out like like he was playing a basketball while we 669 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,680 were doing the the blocking to do the show. 670 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,000 He's playing basketball in between the things like like a 671 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,880 unruly child in a professional situation. 672 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,680 Anyway, Long story short, he said some really nice and 673 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,080 actually threatened to beat me up at one point. 674 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,720 Yes. And I should have said, you know 675 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,440 what? You hit me. 676 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,640 I will own everything that you have. 677 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,440 Wow. Do it. 678 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,680 Let's do it. Because I will sue your butt 679 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,680 forever. I should have done that. 680 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,320 Didn't do that. I was nice. 681 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,920 You learn a lesson. You know this. 682 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,600 And you just in by saying this, the lesson was I got to see what 683 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,200 it looks like when I'm in fear. And I need to realize this is 684 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,920 not a time for fear. This is a time to own your power 685 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,600 and to face your fears. Do you think he was protesting 686 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,600 too much? Me thinks that the gentleman 687 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,680 protests too much. I. 688 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,440 Said it. I said it, I said. 689 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,600 It there, so there you. Just got wrong. 690 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,760 Yes, yes, yes. And one last thing. 691 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,960 You have 8 episodes of your new show. 692 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,680 RuPaul Drag Drag Race. RuPaul Drag Race. 693 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,040 Will you get a second season? How's that look? 694 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,920 We'll see. You know it premieres tonight on 695 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,520 Logo at 10:00, but it also you can see it online at 696 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,440 rupauldragrace.com. Alright, but you know, we'll see 697 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,520 if the public connects with it. I'm 27 years in the business. 698 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,200 I'm watching one or seven years in the business. 699 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,760 What's your e-mail so people can read you? 700 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,480 It's my website, rupaul.com. There's a contact there. 701 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,440 OK, good. OK, everybody, let's watch 702 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,560 tonight at 10:00 PM and every month understand that you did a 703 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:29,280 stick. Yes, there's no shade like early 704 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,320 RuPaul Shade. Remember when he had the fight 705 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,800 with Joy Behar when he said on camera when she said she looked 706 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,240 like a lesbian? That was delicious. 707 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:42,840 And this LL Cool J shade is also delicious because we've all 708 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:48,680 heard the rumors for many years that LL Cool J loves to suck a 709 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,000 fuck girl. And also I love that part of the 710 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,440 end where you know RuPaul's promoting episode one season one 711 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,280 of RuPaul's Drag Race and hoping that it connects well, honey. 712 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:06,280 It connected around the world and is still going strong. 713 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:11,520 Speaking of which, I will be appearing at Drag Con doing live 714 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,200 tapings of episodes of Hey Queens with some of your 715 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,320 favorite stars. So get your tickets now, honey. 716 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,560 I'll be there. The set of Hey Queen will be 717 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,880 there. 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