It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee gonna spill all that tea.
All my LGBTS you're in. Love because Johnny the Governor
is gay? Yes, fine.
Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of Gay as Fuck.
I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. He who is The Sun Is Shining
Here in LA and Summer is Here, honey.
I was just at Runyon Canyon this week and let me tell you, if you
ever visit LA and you want to see some deck swinging in
shorts, then baby, you need to visit Runyon Canyon.
It is quite a scene. I'm tan.
I'm working out three times a week with my new trainer.
How now? Feeling Good.
I'm getting in summer. Ready to be a big hairy tan
daddy for Schroeder for girl. Maybe I'll start my own only
fans. No, I will not do that.
But you know what I will do is I will be reviewing.
Actually, I've already put it out over in the Patreon by
request. I am going through every only
fans, creator that I have ever followed.
And honey, I'm giving my review OK, whether it's good, whether
it's bad, whether it's harsh, whether they're scam or whether
they're hot, whether I quit after a month.
And you can find it all over at patreon.com/gayest of all time.
Then I'm going into the DMS and we're going to see.
We're going deeper to see what all these to see what the hard
sells are, what the scams are. I mean the DMS over and only
fans, what really makes me laugh because these bots are trying
hard to get your attention. What's up baby?
Why are you ignoring me? Hey cutie, what's up?
Can you make me come tonight? I mean, it is hilarious.
So if you want to hear that, go visit me over on the Patreon
baby and let's have a Kiki. And Speaking of Kiki, we're
going to be doing that here today.
There's lots of interesting stuff going on.
Britney Spears is dating a felon.
Oh, Star magazine has all the details.
Was JFK gay? I like that.
Is Justin Bieber going? Wig?
Has Ryan Gosling hit the filler too hard as Drake had
liposuction. Oh, and a shade throwback with
RuPaul versus LO Cool J honey plus blind items about auto,
mature little Nas X, and many more Honey.
Let's get into it, Get into it. Into it.
Growing fears for Britney Spears.
This woman just can't seem to catch a break from anybody,
including us, I guess because here we are talking about it.
But In Touch has a cover story. Brittany hits a new low loved
one scramble to help a troubled Britney Spears as she romances a
felon. It's my right to do whatever the
fuck I want. I agree, sweetie.
You are rich, you are single, and you can fuck anybody you
want. But let's still get into this
article. It's so dramatic.
So let's have some dramatic music.
The scene was chaotic. Barefoot, wearing short shorts,
draped with a blanket and clutching a pillow to our
apparent topless chest, a dishevelled Britney Spears
walked out of the Chateau Marmont Hotel in LA in the early
morning hours of May 2nd with her security and her boyfriend,
convicted felon Paul Richard Solis.
As first responders swarmed around them, an ambulance and
fire trucks had been dispatched to the scene following a 911
call to 12:12 AM and LAPD spokesperson said with reports
of an adult female injured. Though Brittany was not taken to
the hospital. She later claimed in a rambling
Instagram post that she twisted her ankle, but the incident was
alarmingly reminiscent of her dark past.
She'd had a booze fuelled bust up in her hotel room with Paul
and refused treatment. A crazed Brittany who's been
boasting about drinking wine hit rock bottom after a 7 day spiral
that began on April 25th when the pair were caught behaving
erratically in a series of dramatic photos.
I mean, come on, look, she loves to cause the scene.
Whenever Britney Spears is bored, she goes to the Chateau
Mar Mall and she calls the scene.
She walks around barefoot. She smokes cigarettes and doors.
She does whatever the fuck she wants.
OK, but back to the drama. She's usually holed up around
her mansion all day making disturbing videos.
Disturbing videos? I mean, please.
I'm having fun. What's wrong with that?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
You spin on sweetie. I've developed a new spin.
What's that? Quick.
Slow plus fashion.
Oh, really? Yeah, that's right.
I do quick. I do it quick and I do it slow.
Then I show my outfit. We'll get back to the drama
they've been hooking up for a while.
Sam was convinced she cheated on him with Paul because how openly
she flirted with him. Her loved ones are so concerned
that they're considering a drastic step.
Her loved ones. Yeah, and what I'm sure.
Let me guess what the drastic step is to put her back in a
conservatorship. Uh huh.
Right. This one.
Look, this woman is rich. She is single and she's famous.
Well, she can do whatever that she wants.
And if she wants to fuck the felon, God bless her.
Let her fucking do her thing. Does that really leave her the
fuck alone? Then why are you talking about
me so much on here? Well, we're kind of obsessed
with you for years. I love you fuckers.
There's a lot of articles on then the tabloids this week
about Brittany, and they're all going over the same information
that we've given you on this podcast weeks ago.
OK, you are up to date on my life.
I know, sweetie. U.S. magazine has a whole thing
that's like, what's really going on with Brittany again?
Just all rehash, rehash, rehash. But what does Brittany have to
actually say about what went down?
Here's her Instagram post from a while back, she said.
Honestly, I wish my life were as wild as has been portrayed
either. Either way, some shit actually
happened to my foot and I might have to get surgery.
Fingers crossed, hopefully not, but I feel like I was harassed
and gas lit and tricked to go on the street.
When my car was supposed to be there, I was in my pajamas and
yes, I had been crying because I hurt my foot.
No breakdown. I'm a grown ass woman who's
actually very naive In most situations.
I'm simply embarrassed. They got me in my damn pajamas.
I don't feel loved. I feel mistreated.
With that said, I'm going to treat myself this week to
Cheesecake Factory. I hope so.
Sweet. I hope you get the miso salmon
and the lettuce wraps. OK And then I want you to get
the new pecan chocolate chip cookie cheesecake.
It is delicious. I think not.
See ya span span. Quick quick slap, quick quick
slap. Quick quick slap.
Quick quick slap.
One more thing. What is it?
Fuck you, Johnny. I guess I deserve that.
On a positive note about Britney, I did really enjoy a
thread on X by someone called Daniel at Deja Vu 405, which was
how Britney Spears created the best pop album in history.
A thread which is all about the making of Blackout.
I mean, the tracks on Blackout are such fucking bangers.
I mean, are you on my radar? Radar, give me more Obviously
Break the Ice Heaven on Earth, which was produced by a guy who
I was really good friends with in college who said when he went
to the studio with her that she this was during the height of
the 2008 type craziness. Then she came in, banged the
shit out in two hours and was done.
It was a total pro. And of course, Why Should I Be
Sad? Which is the last song on the
album, which was written and produced by the Neptunes and was
wrote about Britney's divorce from Kevin and features a line
in which Britney reveals that Kevin cheated on her in Vegas.
Another person that cheated on Britney Spears is in on tour
right now that I was imagining Justin Timberlake playing to
half empty theaters. But honey, the footage of Justin
on tour was I think in Philadelphia or somewhere.
I mean, the place was fucking packed.
And it wasn't a theater, it was an arena.
And there it was packed to the rafters.
Made me think like, jeez, we can all just hate on Justin
Timberlake and tell you how awful and fucking smug he is
with his big loose suits that are inappropriate.
But, you know, I guess most people just don't care.
I mean, they don't care enough to buy his album because we know
that dropped off the charts after four weeks.
But you know, I guess he has enough hits to just still sell
it out. I even had people who I was
talking to about Justin Timberlake say, well, you know,
it's all turning around now. Everyone's loving his new
concert. And I was like, really?
So I had to check it out for myself.
And I watched, I mean, you can watch any concert that anyone
does nowadays. You can see the whole thing for
free on YouTube, which sounds a lot better than going to the
concert and having people scream lyrics in your ear.
Wow, what an old man I am. Quit screaming those lyrics in
my ear. In my day, they didn't scream
the lyrics in the air. Maybe they did.
I've never been a big concert person, but I mean, like, you
know, and it wasn't, you know, I got to say it wasn't horrible.
And he wasn't as smug as he was during that In Sync debut
listening party thing he did in LA, which was just beyond and
you know, the audience seemed to love it.
I mean, and there is a kind of cool section at the end where
the big screen that's playing in the background kind of busts
open and becomes a big square that he's riding on on wires.
And, you know, it leans up and he's, you know, All in all sorts
of weird angles singing over the audience.
Well, that is pretty cool. I wonder, like, God, you know,
if you don't sell out that tour that you really got to sell out
that that seems very expensive for someone whose album dropped
out of the Billboard 204 weeks. I guess maybe this is what you
try to do if you're Justin Timberlake, to try to get people
to buy the album. And I guess that's what you do.
You go on tour and you support it to hopefully get people to
buy it. But I can't imagine it popping
back into the Hot 200. But you know, whatever.
I didn't watch the whole concert.
I just fast forwarded around to see how it went.
See the levels of smug and they were at about an 8, not a 15
like last time in celebrity male beauty news.
Honey, what is going on with Ryan Gosling's face?
The TikTok facial beauty detectives have been going in on
Ryan's filler that he showed up with at some of the premieres
for the fall guy. They break down step by step
what they think has gone on and I believe they are correct.
Do you? See this big cheek here?
Whereas before picture it's like flat.
So you know that he's had like just a ton of filler right here.
And then going down the face we see that he has like a nice
jawline that's straight like this, but it's like they tried
to accentuate the drop jawline, which caused it even to make.
It's just like gigantic now and so it doesn't fit the frame of
his head. It's just like this big jawline
and his big cheek here and then and hit with his chin.
You see it, he has it's like the same shape.
It's it's the same shape chin, but it's just bigger.
You see that there's like a lot more filler down here too.
So you could say, OK, did he gain weight?
Maybe. But you're not gonna gain weight
where it's just in these areas. Like you don't gain weight in
your nose, you don't gain weight in your temples, you don't gain
weight like on your lateral cheek, and you definitely don't
gain weight in your chin. So it's like, these are things
that have been accentuated with filler or your jawline.
You don't gain weight in your jawline so we know that this is
filler and not just weight gain. It does look like he did put on
some weight, but we know that that is filler and not weight
gain and I would dissolve the whole thing, dissolve the
jawline, dissolve the chin and I would basically get him back to
to this picture and then put just tiny little drops
underneath his eye and be done with it.
And be done with it, honey. Ryan is such a good looking man.
Did not need to be filled. I mean, men just age in the
face. I mean, get it.
Get a few touches here and there, but don't.
This blown up look is just not appealing.
Ryan, why go to this dermatologist?
Because she has a right idea. Burn it to the ground, honey.
The stars better watch out for the beauty doctors on TikTok
because, you know, it's one thing for us to say like, oh, he
looks like he got filler. He looks like he's wearing a
wig, but these beauty doctors really have been going in,
including Doctor Gary NYC who let's us know a little something
about his thoughts on Justin Biebers new hairline, which I
found extremely interesting. Looks like Justin is starting to
show his hair again. You can see here he's got his
hair exposed and he's got that very low kind of hairline on the
sides. And when we look back at 2022
when he was at the Super Bowl, there's clear recession in the
front of temporal areas. So then after like that Super
Bowl, he started to wear all these hats and he was kind of
covering up his hair. So it's hard to tell what was
going on. And remember, hair transplants
can take, you know, up to a year, year and a half to see
final results. It looks like maybe he did have
a hair transplant because when I'm looking at this corner here,
it looks much flatter. It doesn't have that recession.
And when the hair is wet, you can tell the regularity of that
area. So it looks like maybe it was
transplanted that usually when we're filling these corners, we
need anywhere from about 1200 graphs to maybe 1800 graphs for
both sides to fill them in. And classically, I try not to
drop the patient down to a kind of a straight across hairline
because over time, as you potentially lose hair further
back, it might not look as natural to have that type of
shape, but that is sometimes what people request.
And looking at this picture that he's talking about, it's just a
shirtless tan tatted up with a very straight wet hairline.
And you know what? It looks great.
Now see, that's something I I do recommend.
I know I like to kid about wigs. But honey, if you are having
hairline issues, then you know and you got the money, fix it.
I know I will. If I need it for sure, I'm going
to need the money. Can you please leave a review of
this podcast? I might need hair transplant
money. Oh no.
I'm looking in the mirror. I need filler too.
Oh no. Look, everybody should do
whatever they want to feel beautiful.
But men in general should really watch out for the filler.
But the hair transplant lines, Honey, go to Turkey.
Do it for a discount. Get it done.
Get the Diamond Jaw facial that is Phil.
That's the only time I think filler actually does look kind
of good if you do a sparingly. Those people who get those that
get it in their jaw and suddenly defines their jaw and it looks
all big and good. I mean, I've seen the before and
afters and some of those and that looks pretty good.
Maybe that's what Ryan was trying to do.
But honey, it did not work. Somebody plumped him up.
But Justin, A+ you look hot. And of course, you probably have
heard Haley Bieber is pregnant, honey.
So congratulations to her. I did see a very bitchy tick
tock, a very bitchy blind item about Selena Gomez that said
Selena Gomez couldn't give Haley Bieber even one day to enjoy the
attention for her pregnancy before she tried to get
attention of her own. And that was something about
her, like going on the Today Show to tell them that she
turned off her comments. Except for people who she
follows, which honey, Selena Gomez is the most followed woman
on Instagram, which is very bizarre.
She has 428 million followers. Really.
Oh, why? Now?
Don't come for me, Selena fans. I get it.
She's beautiful and I've enjoyed a couple of her songs, etcetera.
But 428 million? Why?
For what? Well, you know what?
Good on you, girl. Good on you, girl.
And if I had 428 million followers, I would turn the
fucking comments off too, because people are fucking
insane. Fancy another slice, girl?
The The boys of red, white and royal blue, Nicholas Galizine
and Taylor Zagar Perez, were doing a panel here in LA about
red, white and royal blue. And they announced that yes,
there is going to be a sequel to the gay romance about what would
happen if the President's son and the Prince of England got
into a gay relationship and fucked each other with
apparently no Lube in a romantic scene.
And honey, the audience went up. You know what's interesting?
The screams were from women who I think is perhaps the real
audience that loved red, white and royal blue more than anyone
else. Which is very interesting,
though you know, you got to you got to take the love where you
can get it. In fact, a side note tangent.
I got two lovely reviews on iTunes this week from what I
believe is straight ladies and I want to say thank you so much
for that one. Lovely listener Laura Palmer
said. Johnny is always entertaining
and funny. Highly recommend this pod and
Patreon thank you and guess what You don't have to be gay to
listen. That's right Laura, you don't.
And also Fem Botiful said just a straight sis rich white woman
lurking around Johnny as have I done for 15 years now.
Love you Johnny. Everyone listen and download
and. Follow this podcast.
Look, we got to take the love where it comes from.
And honey, if you are a straight lady, listen to the show.
I really appreciate you and love you because honey, you know
what? Gay guys are a tough fucking
audience, OK? They think they're the funniest
and most greatest, so they're not always the most loving
audience for other gay guys. No, they're not.
But anyway, back to the boys. The ladies went up and we're
screaming about the sequel, and I'll be interested to see what
happens. I mean, they're both very hot.
And I did like that love scene though.
As I mentioned though, if you watch that love scene, the thing
that's really missing from it is the Lube.
I mean, apparently they just lay down and he and he sticks his
Dick in the Prince of England dry.
And he doesn't say, oh stop that, Oh my God, he doesn't even
eat his whole. There's no whole eating scene.
There's no there's none of that. There's just like as if the
Prince of England was pre lubed and just you know had his hole
ready to go and maybe that was the case.
Maybe, but probably not. So what I what I like to see in
the sequel, A little more realism in the sex scene.
Gay guys need Lube if you're going to stick it in somebody's
asshole. Or at least a lot of spit.
And we saw none of those things, OK?
He just put his legs on top of his shoulders and he slowly
penetrated him and he was loving.
Honey, that's straight sex, OK? A lady can have a wet pussy.
A man's ass is dry unless you do something to it.
OK, just a little realism. Note Amazon.
I'm sure you're listening Now. On a side note, Nicholas
Galatzine came out recently as straight Nicholas Gals Gals
Galled. I Can't get his last name right.
Nicholas Galledzine reveals he sometimes feel guilty for
playing queer characters as a straight man.
Well, you should, OK? There's only a few gay roles
that happen, and they should be played like gay guys.
OK, I'm not being a Nazi about it, OK?
I don't think that every time there's a gay role it has to be
someone gay or we should protest.
But if there's a role for a stunning young Prince of England
who likes to get fucked with no Lube by the print The
President's Son, I'm pretty sure there's some stunning great gay
actors out there who could do it.
OK, am I going to protest this? No.
But am I going to go? Girl, come on.
Yes, I am. Because come on, come on.
At least we have old What's his name?
Who's gay? The other one, Taylor Zakar
Perez. He's gay.
At least thank God. Because if the two stars of red,
white and royal blue were both straight guys playing gay, I
would protest, OK? And I wouldn't have another
slice. Get it together Hollywood,
Jennifer The GLAAD Awards were happened.
The GLAAD Awards happened recently and Jennifer Lawrence
showed up to honor Orville Pack who we know from past podcast
has a big Dick and we love that about him.
And she made a very sassy speech in which she mentioned power
bottoms. I'm here tonight because my
favorite musician and good friend Orville Peck, is
receiving the Vito Russo Award. I love seeing so many humans who
can top their field while still being power bottoms.
Not to mention what it feels like to be in a room with this
many men and not need bass. I love the gay community.
In fact, I was in love with a homosexual.
It was my first love. I tried to convert them for
years, but now I know conversion therapy doesn't work.
Did you hear me, Mike Pence? I said Conversion therapy isn't
real, even though I know you think it worked on you.
Jade, I appreciate that. I definitely do.
She did look very beautiful. And Orville Peck came up and
gave a lovely speech and congratulations to him.
And he did hard launch his partner during that speech.
Thank you so much. In closing, I would also like to
thank my beautiful, encouraging family, friends and my
incredible partner Billy. Thank you for encouraging.
Me to be myself. And which is a.
Skill that I hope I can pass on to others.
Thank you again. All right, Billy is giving kind
of a rough trade look. Lovely.
Love it. Now, look, I'm guessing they
probably have an open relationship because not just a
couple years ago because this supposedly been his partner for
15 years. One of the people that I worked
with on one of my shows did have a little affair with Orville
PAC. And he said he said we had to
break up because we was going on tour.
Honey, he had to break up because he already had a partner
in 15 years that you didn't know about.
I mean, no, I'm not trying to shame open relationships because
I doubt I'll ever be in a relationship that's not open.
Because once I tried it, I liked it.
I liked it a lot. If I used to be someone who
thought, oh, I could never do that, I'd be too jealous.
And then, yeah, that that evolves.
I changed. And I think you should do with
whatever makes you feel good, honey.
The boyfriend kind of looks like a like a cowboy, too.
A cowboy in a white tuxedo jacket.
But a cowboy all the same. Little bit of an older man.
Mm hmm. Like to know more about this
gentleman? Well, congratulations, Orville
Peck. Katy Perry's partner has one hot
body and we know he has a big fat Dick.
Who am I talking about? Orlando Bloom, sweetie.
Now do you not know what I'm talking about?
Have you ever seen the paparazzi long lens telephoto essay of
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom at a nude beach and some in Maui or
Fiji or wherever? Honey, if if you haven't, just
Google it because Orlando Bloom has grown into quite a man,
muscles, thighs, ass, face and a big old fat Dick.
So we always enjoy any chance that we can get to watch him
shirtless. And he has a new TV show coming
out that he says almost killed him.
Oh my God. People magazine says Orlando
Bloom's death defying stunts. Orlando Bloom felt most alive
when he was close to death on his new Peacock adventure
series, Orlando Bloom to the Edge.
He's 47, baby. He I mean, that is how to be 47.
I mean, that is good. I mean, but do we need another
show about a star, like going on a thing around the world?
I am fucking sick of it. I don't need to see millionaires
going on food tours, OK? I don't need to see.
I didn't. I didn't need to see Eugene Levy
going around the world. I didn't need to see Zac Efron
going around the world. I even, though, of course, I
didn't enjoy anytime Zac Efron was shirtless, even though he
looked a little bit like a slab of beef after all of his weird
face stuff and steroids. And I don't really need to see
Orlando Bloom doing it. But you know, there's a picture
of Orlando Bloom diving 10 feet underwater in the Bahamas
without an air tank, and we get to see his tight, muscley body
and that I can appreciate she holds me accountable, he says.
If Katy Perry, You know that last week during the Met Gala, I
was convinced that Katy Perry was at the Met Gala because I
saw a picture of her in a lovely dress with flowers on it.
And honey, that was AI. They did.
The AI people had AI pictures of Katy Perry, of Rihanna, of
Beyoncé and Honey. They were very realistic.
The robots are trying to stunt on us and make us believe some
of your favorite stars went to the Met Gala when they didn't.
And Speaking of the Met Gala, there was a very juicy blind
item about Anna Wintour from the blind item lady on Tech Talk.
This is allegedly about Anna Wintour and the casting couch.
It's called the Quiet Casting Couch.
It isn't as if this permanent A Lister auto and door has never
talked about their casting couch.
They have, but in a very opaque way.
You always have to read between the lines when it comes to the A
Lister about their sex life. Because of the nature of the A
listers profession, they got to choose who worked for them.
They held auditions. They could choose to hire and
fire whoever they wanted. At first our A Lister was just
keeping with long familiar people with long familiar people
they knew. But that changed over time.
It became the responsibility of the people who worked for her to
OfferUp someone to have sex with.
If they wanted to keep their job, they had to do it once a
year. It was OK if the A Lister didn't
like them. They just had to have someone
they were offering. Things were good if you did
that. The people being offered were
fully aware that if they were chosen, they were going to have
a great life. Our a Lister, even if you were
just with them for a year, would take care of you for the rest of
your life. The only thing you had to do was
be available and keep it all secret.
Every once in a while, someone decided they weren't going to
keep the secret. But after a visit by a couple of
the A lister's friends, that attitude changed.
The sex drive of our A Lister may have dimmed, but she's
always on the lookout for someone new.
Now, is that a true blind item that is based in truth?
Or is that just the plot line of Sex and the City where Carrie
works at Vogue and the editor of Vogue played by Candice Bergen?
It needs Carrie to find her a man.
Guess we'll never know. Little Nas Ex and Camila Cabello
were in West Hollywood just last weekend.
Honey at Heart nightclub, just a couple blocks from my house.
I think I could walk there. They're promoting their new song
together, I guess. And The funny thing was, is I
guess they got trapped in the janky elevator at heart We go
and we're stuck in there for an hour.
Oh no, the heart wheel only has two floors, so this must have
been really dumb that they had to try to get in the elevator
there, which I can't imagine is used very often except for
lugging material. But I'm sure someone was trying
to be like, oh little Nas action can be a come, come this way.
We don't want you to have to take the stairs.
And then the two of them got stuck in the fucking elevator
for an hour and the emergency services had to be called to get
them out. And supposedly Kamiya.
Is that her name? Kamiya.
Camila. Camila.
Camila has been very messy as she's been promoting her new
song. She's partying her ass off.
Honey, I'm glad. My years of partying and drugs
were when there was no social media because people might have
written articles about me being messy and that would have been
bad in fashion news. The Gap is coming out with
another hipster collab. Now you remember the last Gap
Collab did not go great, but I got to tell you, the items were
fierce. That was the easy Balenciaga Gap
Collab. Now of course that fell through
when Kanye lost his motherfucking mind.
But I've got to say, I do have the sweatpants and they are
fire. I mean they.
I was looking for a dupe of Balenciaga sweatpants which are
$1200 and I wonder to myself, I wonder if the Balenciaga for Gap
sweatpants are basically the exact same sweatpants the
Balenciaga makes for Balenciaga and I ordered a pair and honey
they are incredible and I went to Palenciaga to check out the
other sweatpants and they are the same.
OK, you can find those on eBay, they're fire.
But Gap is now collaborating with Hipster Cali Boho brand
Dewin and the new collab comes out this Friday and maybe it's
looking pretty good. I don't think there's going to
be any men's stuff in that 'cause I don't think Dewan makes
mends. But I do like the gaps,
collaborating with more luxury brands to make luxury more
accessible for us poor in Gucci news.
Now, if you've been following Gucci, you know they fired their
creative director, Alejandro Micheli, who took the brand to a
place that was very different than Tom Ford.
Very hipster, very mod, very 60s, very 70s, very chic.
And they did some incredible stuff together, including that
incredible fashion show where they shut down all of Hollywood
Blvd. And oh honey, it was fierce.
Now they fired his ass and he's now taking over at Valentino,
but the new guy that they brought in is making very sleepy
clothes. Now during his first collection
you thought, you know, you looked at it and you said huh?
OK. Well, it looks expensive and it
looks safe and looks like you're probably sell at Gucci stores.
But I don't know if that was the case because Caring, the parent
company of Gucci said that the profits would be dropping 40%
this quarter, which is not good, which I can only imagine makes
it very difficult and stressful in the Gucci Italia.
And they just released their resort collection.
Now resort collections used to not even be a thing really.
I mean like they would happen with very small shows or just
sometimes even a lookbook. But now because everybody needs
to thirst at every moment and get attention and that's what
fashion shows are for, for getting press and attention.
Now even the resort shows are huge things and they did a show
just recently and baby, it was a snooze fest.
I don't know how much longer this designer can stay in the
mix. Come on, follow me.
Now is was JFK gay? I mean, I I This was not a my
bingo card. To find out this year, the Daily
Mail released an article that said more than a bromance, the
intimate relationship with John F Kennedy and his gay friend
from prep school to the White House, where the pal had his own
room, much to Jackie chagrin. One of JFK's closest
relationships was supposedly his gay best friend and prep school
roommate, Lamb Billings. Now, Billings told JFK about his
romantic intentions toward him in a love note written on a
piece of toilet paper at their elite Connecticut boarding
school. Now the future president wrote
back, I'm not that kind of boy. But then he did move him into
the White House, darling. Right down the hall from his
bedroom. One point, Billings confided
that his friendship with the president included oral sex.
Whenever you write a note to your prep school buddy on toilet
paper saying you're in love with him and he says I'm not that
type of boy, we know a blowjob is soon to follow.
Now supposedly this article also says that the whole Marilyn
Monroe affair was a smokescreen to hide.
JF KS true love them Billings. Oh my goodness.
And the pictures that they show are really something them arm in
arm in matching shorts at the beach.
Them cozying up poolside, them bending over and making cutesy
pie faces. Them holding a puppy and looking
like an adorable gay couple. Supposedly Jack was in love with
Lem, being in love with him and considered him the ideal
follower. Adorer.
Mm hmm. Now apparently Jackie did not
love this relationship and who can blame her?
Well, Jackie, haven't you suffered enough?
Girls, I am so confused by why some of y'all.
Are getting in relations. With full ass gay men and acting
like you don't know that you in a relationship.
With a corner, Miss Kennedy Shriver said that it was
complete liberation of the spirit for Jack and that her
brother was a complete, liberated man when he was with
Lem. And apparently Lamb was an
effeminate queen with a screechy laugh and he had to be closeted
for his whole lifetime. Sucks to be Lamb, but he was
probably fucking JFK. Or if guests, maybe in that era,
he was the bottom. Gore Vidal, A noted bitchy queen
and author, once called Billing the chief faggot at Camelot, and
he asserted that the president felt quite comfortable in the
company of homosexuals as long as they were small enough to
hold his interests. And supposedly that Billings at
the in the end, after JFK was assassinated, was the saddest of
the Kennedy widows. Interesting.
Very interesting. Did Drake get his slim body
through liposuction? Well, that's what Kendrick Lamar
is intimating in his newest diss track where he says ask your
favorite rapper where he gets his ABS from V12 room room.
That's a fast one. And he's not talking about a car
sweetie. He is talking about AV 12
slimming machine. And if you do look at these
pictures of Drake that are supposedly dated very close
together, he goes from being a little bit thick to sucked in
real good. Interesting.
I'd like to get. Myself AB12 Slimming machine.
All right. Well, let's wrap it up with a
little. I understand you did a stiff of
in the house LL Cool JS show and when you got to the set, LL
fidgeted, scrambled and ran for cover.
And tell us about it. I'll tell you what it was about.
It was interesting. And I've said this before, you
know he is a great teacher for me because I got this Yes.
On a special episode of Blossom. Yes.
He was very uncomfortable around me because I am RuPaul
supermodel of the world. Yes.
And I you know what? Listen, I got to see what it
looks like when I'm in fear and I pretend and I overreact and
certainly because I got to see it on him he was acted all N
word ish and he was very surly like you know our people can get
some and I was very disappointed.
And then on the set while we're doing the This is the he walks
into the table reading hey, what's up What's up to
everybody. And he looks and goes.
Now you were in regular man clothes.
Man clothes. Yeah.
Someone and drag if I'm getting paid right.
And so there as a guest star on their show I was supposed to
play his best friend who turns out you know is doing dragon
stuff. Anyway.
OK, Long story short, you know, he was very, very neat and said
things out like like he was playing a basketball while we
were doing the the blocking to do the show.
He's playing basketball in between the things like like a
unruly child in a professional situation.
Anyway, Long story short, he said some really nice and
actually threatened to beat me up at one point.
Yes. And I should have said, you know
what? You hit me.
I will own everything that you have.
Wow. Do it.
Let's do it. Because I will sue your butt
forever. I should have done that.
Didn't do that. I was nice.
You learn a lesson. You know this.
And you just in by saying this, the lesson was I got to see what
it looks like when I'm in fear. And I need to realize this is
not a time for fear. This is a time to own your power
and to face your fears. Do you think he was protesting
too much? Me thinks that the gentleman
protests too much. I.
Said it. I said it, I said.
It there, so there you. Just got wrong.
Yes, yes, yes. And one last thing.
You have 8 episodes of your new show.
RuPaul Drag Drag Race. RuPaul Drag Race.
Will you get a second season? How's that look?
We'll see. You know it premieres tonight on
Logo at 10:00, but it also you can see it online at
rupauldragrace.com. Alright, but you know, we'll see
if the public connects with it. I'm 27 years in the business.
I'm watching one or seven years in the business.
What's your e-mail so people can read you?
It's my website, rupaul.com. There's a contact there.
OK, good. OK, everybody, let's watch
tonight at 10:00 PM and every month understand that you did a
stick. Yes, there's no shade like early
RuPaul Shade. Remember when he had the fight
with Joy Behar when he said on camera when she said she looked
like a lesbian? That was delicious.
And this LL Cool J shade is also delicious because we've all
heard the rumors for many years that LL Cool J loves to suck a
fuck girl. And also I love that part of the
end where you know RuPaul's promoting episode one season one
of RuPaul's Drag Race and hoping that it connects well, honey.
It connected around the world and is still going strong.
Speaking of which, I will be appearing at Drag Con doing live
tapings of episodes of Hey Queens with some of your
favorite stars. So get your tickets now, honey.
I'll be there. The set of Hey Queen will be
there. I'll be doing photo OPS on the
set. It's going to be absolutely
fucking incredible. So come see me there.
It's going to be so much fun. And if you haven't watched the
entire season of Hey Queen with me interviewing all the season
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And there's lots of great stuff on there.
There's UK versus the world too, which I really loved all the
international seasons, which I really enjoyed.
The ones in English. I can't read the subtitles for
all of them though I've tried. And the new RuPaul's Drag Race
Live Untucked, which features some of my favorite Queens, I
mean Coco, Montris, Latrice Royale, Lawrence Cheney, Derek
Berry. A lot of very spicy punch and
very enjoyable to watch. So come on, join me over there,
will ya? Ya shall.
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