1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:09,800 It's a Kiki with Johnny Make G gonna spill all the tea. 2 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:18,440 All my LGBTS. You're in luck because Johnny 3 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:31,160 McGovern is gay as fuck. Hello everyone, and welcome to 4 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,840 Gay as Fuck. I am your host, Mr. Jonathan 5 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,640 Mcgoverness. He who is. 6 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,280 This is the show where pop culture and dirty gay stuff 7 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,760 meet. But today pop culture is out the 8 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:50,160 window, sweetie, because today's show is all about dirty gay 9 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,680 stuff. That's right, gay sex, gay sex 10 00:00:53,680 --> 00:01:02,560 and more gay sex by request. You have been asking for another 11 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,120 full gay sex episode and baby, you got it. 12 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:10,240 OK, you've come to the right place and you've come on a 13 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:15,880 perfect day because to celebrate our episode of All Gay Sex All 14 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:20,920 the Time, it's a perfect day to premiere my new single. 15 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:28,280 That's right, after a decade of silence, I am coming out with 16 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,680 new music this year and it starts right here. 17 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:37,920 I'm beginning to bring out the songs from my new album which 18 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:45,400 will be entitled Man Areas after my 28 million streamed hit 19 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,320 Sweetie. Yes I know I thought I was 20 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:53,360 retired from music. But after my song from my 2010 21 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:59,520 album The Guest of all time, Man Areas became a huge viral smash 22 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,960 on TikTok and a mass 28 million fucking streams. 23 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:08,560 I think I said you know what, I think I might need to unretire. 24 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:15,800 I think my brand of nasty, rotted, gutted stripper strip 25 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:21,120 club hits might still have some place in the world today. 26 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:26,720 If Man Areas, which was truly one of the nastiest, dirtiest, 27 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:32,320 least mainstream songs I've ever recorded, has gotten 28 million 28 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,320 streams, Well, baby, I better put my pop star pants back on 29 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:40,400 and shake that ass. So that is exactly what I did. 30 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,800 I recorded a whole new record, which should be coming out next 31 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,600 year. But in the meantime, I'll be 32 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,760 dropping single, single, single. And we're starting right here 33 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:56,120 with my brand new single, the classy and dignified Bussy. 34 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:10,560 And let's hear it right now. Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy 35 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,360 pussy pussy pussy on yo cookie cookie cookie cookie cussy pussy 36 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,880 pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy on yo cookie cookie cookie 37 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:24,960 cookie pussy tight Peach ripe bite it overnight XL and XXXX 38 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,640 when you twerk it sex sex sex sex. 39 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:55,720 Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie. 40 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:03,760 About a pound off the floor. Grind it down, arch the back, 41 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:09,240 wiggle bounces round juicy eyesight, beefy smooth out of 42 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,240 sight. 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Zeus, Aphrodite, rotted pony, 55 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,600 Magic Mike, Ass shot, third strap. 56 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,760 Do it for the lies. Do it for the lies. 57 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,320 Do it for the lies. Stop there strap. 58 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,480 Do it for the likes. Stop there, strap, stop there 59 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,240 strap, stop there, strap. Do it for the likes. 60 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,880 Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy yo cookie 61 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,840 cookie cookie cookie cookie pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy 62 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:53,600 pussy pussy yo cookie cookie cookie cookie. 63 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:58,320 He's not a Christian, he's dark sided dude. 64 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,160 Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy. 65 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,880 Shout out to the God warrior, honey. 66 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:14,080 Yes, yes, look, this song is available to purchase to stream 67 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:18,760 and of course I made a video sweetie and you'll be able to 68 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:23,160 see that coming soon to YouTube. Right now check out my Instagram 69 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:28,720 at Johnny McGovern is Your Daddy as well as my dedicated AKA the 70 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:33,760 account I set up so I wouldn't get my account cancelled on 71 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,800 Instagram for all the ass in these videos. 72 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:41,760 You can follow at those man areas as well as check out my 73 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:47,280 page for all the video previews. Honey, I mean we are talking 74 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,000 sexy stuff. I've got to tell you I found not 75 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,720 only did I get some of my favorite Gogo stars, including 76 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,160 many of the stars of both seasons of Gogo for the gold, 77 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,880 but I found some new Go Go stars honey in this video. 78 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,520 I mean wait till you see my latest discoveries honey. 79 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,560 And they are all shaking it and quaking it. 80 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,880 Buzzy, buzzy buzzy buzzy buzzy, buzzy buz. 81 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,600 So check that out now. They'll be teasers all over the 82 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,360 place. And please support dirty gay 83 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,920 music, shall you? Yes, you shall. 84 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:26,320 Now this week's episode is all gay sex all the time. 85 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,320 I've had my little elves. OK, It's just one little off 86 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,720 name. Lisa or Lisa, I told them to 87 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:38,120 please get me everything the media is putting out on gay sex 88 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:44,720 surveys, histories, articles, listicles and we are going to go 89 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,680 all over it today, honey. How to tell if a man is a gay 90 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:54,080 five ways back by science 101 gay sex tips you didn't learn in 91 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,640 middle school sex ad and much more. 92 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:02,160 But I figured we'd start off with a very appropriate article 93 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:07,280 for today's episode, which is a brief history of the word bussy 94 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,840 Now this is the type of article that we love and we enjoy thank 95 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,080 you out magazine. Now let's go to the Urban 96 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:19,600 Dictionary, a slang term used by gay men to commote boy pussy in 97 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,480 reference to their anus. Thank you so much. 98 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:28,000 Pussy has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe 99 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,320 their manhole of love. Then they give an example. 100 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:35,559 Did you see him? My pussy is wet. 101 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,320 Thank you, Urban Dictionary. We appreciate that. 102 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:45,680 Now that's from 2007. So the history of Bussy Baby 103 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:50,400 goes back to the last century. Now. 104 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:54,240 They also go over in this article many times where 105 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,920 straight celebrities have been forced to understand what the 106 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:02,880 word pussy is when reading thirst tweets about themselves, 107 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:08,720 including Taryn Egerton who had to read the tweet that said 108 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,200 Taryn Egerton is a white boy that I trust to destroy my 109 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,800 pussy. He said, what does that mean? 110 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:20,760 Or Jack Antonoff found out what a bussy is when someone said, 111 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,120 damn Jack Antonoff, come produce this bussy. 112 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,920 He said, is this slang bussy? Can you guys tell me about this 113 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:30,160 slang? I don't like it. 114 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,560 Oh, it's a boy pussy. I haven't heard this. 115 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:37,800 I do like it. And then poor Dylan O'Brien had 116 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:42,200 to read out loud. My bussy belongs to Dylan 117 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,840 O'Brien. I mean, this is fabulous. 118 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:49,720 I mean, I think bussy really hit one of some of its peak moments 119 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:54,720 when in 2022, the American Dialect Society Word of the Year 120 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,680 was the suffix a sea. And of course, that includes a 121 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,880 bussy. Honey. 122 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,400 Yes, I mean, who knows, Bussy might be added to the 123 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,840 dictionary. They put WAP in the dictionary, 124 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:11,080 so why wouldn't they put bussy? In fact, little Nas X did tweet 125 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,280 for Pride month. It's really important that our 126 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,920 government finally takes a stand and adds bussy to the 127 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,800 dictionary. Thank you, Little Nas X once 128 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:23,560 again, always giving us something that we can stand for 129 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,240 it. That's right, Bussy to the 130 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,680 dictionary. And you know what? 131 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:30,040 I'm doing my part. I'm putting it out there even 132 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:34,720 more with my classy church hymn pussy. 133 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,000 All right, baby. Well, we got a lot of gay sex 134 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,440 this episode to cover as requested by you, my lovely 135 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,600 listeners. So let's get into it. 136 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:54,360 Get into it into. It. 137 00:10:54,720 --> 00:11:02,560 Into it. Cadence away. 138 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:08,080 All right, well, let's get this started by looking at an article 139 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:13,440 from a very reputable source, datingadvice.com. 140 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,000 This is not a fake website at all. 141 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,680 Now, one thing I've noticed from looking at all of these gay sex 142 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,080 articles is that sometimes they're from sites like 143 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:28,240 datingadvice.com where you're like, is this a fake site, right 144 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,280 to try to sell me something? Or they often seem like 145 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:37,280 listicles written by gay reporters 5 minutes before they 146 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,440 went on vacation. They were like, I need an 147 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,040 article. God, I have to. 148 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,760 My deadline's in 5 minutes. I'm about to go on vacation and 149 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,240 what can I do? OK, ten different types of tops 150 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,520 go. But honey, we're going to dive 151 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:57,520 in regardless because who can resist an article titled How to 152 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:01,480 Tell If a Man is Gay Five Ways Backed by Science. 153 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:06,760 OK will be the judge of that. What are the five ways that you 154 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,520 can tell a man is gay? Number one, his penis is inside 155 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,680 another man. No, that's not on the list, but 156 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,560 it should be. OK. 157 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,520 Number one, do his pupils dilate when he looks at you? 158 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,760 OK, first of all, look for the bedroom eyes. 159 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,120 A Cornhill University study reports that the pupils of our 160 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:32,280 eyes dilate when viewing sexual imagery that we find exciting. 161 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,400 This suggests that when attracted or feeling erotic 162 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:39,600 towards someone, our pupils will dilate and this might be 1 163 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,080 indicator of his sexual preference. 164 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:47,120 So look into your crush's eyes while he's talking, and if he 165 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,040 is, if they're dilating, maybe he's in love with you. 166 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:57,160 If this hole is dilating, that is another way. 2 Does he have a 167 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:01,240 wide and short face? This is where we're at. 168 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:06,440 OK researchers for the Center for Theoretical Study at Charles 169 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:12,240 University in Prague and the Academy of Sciences of Czech 170 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,960 Republic. OK Eastern European universities 171 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,960 are like, what will we do? We've got to do find out how you 172 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:25,800 make the gay from looking at face, they purport in their 173 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,280 study, their Center for Theoretical Studies. 174 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,400 This sounds fake. They purport that gay men in 175 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:35,480 their study showed wider and shorter faces, smaller and 176 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:40,000 shorter noses, and larger, more rounded jaws of a masculine 177 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:45,360 appearance. OK, well if you baby ladies, 178 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,480 does your man have a wide short face or smaller short nose or 179 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,200 rounded jaw? He's gay. 180 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,480 Throw him out of the house because he wants an asshole of a 181 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:59,640 man #3 what do his individual facial features tell you? 182 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,960 Similarly, a University of Washington study also highlights 183 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,880 how sexual orientation can be judged with fair accuracy by 184 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,440 particular facial features and configurations. 185 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,480 Now, they don't give us any more details on that, but I did look 186 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,800 into the article and it basically that they showed 187 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:21,760 people, you know, in a study, 50 pictures of people upside down. 188 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:27,520 And they were able to accurately most in most cases, decide 189 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,120 whether that person was gay or not. 190 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:36,240 Which means gay face is real. Was it their plucked eyebrows or 191 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:40,640 their poochy lips? OK, this article is on thin ice 192 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,920 #4 does he walk with a sway? Oh, OK. 193 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:49,120 The study, published and and by The Journey of Personality and 194 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,920 Social Psychology, alleges that gay men tend to walk with a 195 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:58,560 slight sway of the hips, while lesbians walk with a back and 196 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:03,320 forth motion of their shoulders. All right, well, if you see a 197 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,280 man swaying or you see a woman tip tap topping, you know what 198 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,480 the deal is. They're part of the rainbow, 199 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,280 sweetie. This article is so well, it's 200 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,640 from datingadvice.com. What can we expect? 201 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:21,440 And last but not least, 5, Is he left-handed or does his voice 202 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:28,920 signal anything to you? Gay men reportedly have a 50% 203 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:33,360 chance of being left-handed or ambidextrous than heterosexuals. 204 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,760 Gay men have been shown to mirror women's tendency to have 205 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,320 close index and ring finger lengths. 206 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:47,000 Oh my God, I'm sitting this is my dog Chacha and he is groaning 207 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,160 at this article. I agree, Chacha. 208 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,520 It's fucking stupid. And gay men apparently have 209 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,680 increased density of fingerprint ridges on the thumb and pinky. 210 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,760 Well, you know what I was about to say. 211 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,080 This article is bullshit and this is a waste of our time and 212 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,800 we don't need this. But then we get to the end of 213 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,640 this and it says gay men's penises are reportedly longer 214 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,920 and thicker than their heterosexual counterparts 215 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,720 members. And I have to say, it's true 216 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,440 Folk. Yeah, sorry, straight guys, the 217 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:29,560 massive dongs are in the gay world. 218 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,520 What's that sound? That's gay guys swinging their 219 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:46,480 massive Dicks. Thank you, datingadvice.com, for 220 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:51,400 this incredible, incredible research that you've done. 221 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:56,440 Really fabulous. My God. 222 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:01,520 All right, Next up we have the alluringly titled article, The 223 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,280 Five Do's and Don'ts of Cruising. 224 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:10,640 OK, now you thought cruising was over, but thanks to Sniffies, I 225 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,520 think people are like cruising in public more than ever now 226 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,960 look, they have the help of the little computer to let them know 227 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,599 where to go or what to do. But this article is specifically 228 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:24,760 about what to do when you trying to find a man out there without 229 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:30,160 your phone and what to do and not to do if you are cruising. 230 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,440 So if you're going to the rambles, if you're going to 231 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,360 some, I don't know, you know, The thing is on Sniffies now 232 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:39,600 look, Sniffies I have downloaded because honey, I like to see 233 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,560 what's going on. I've yet to pull the trigger on 234 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,800 any kind of encounter on Sniffies because I don't know 235 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,160 the vibe. The non vibe is really my vibe. 236 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,840 But you know, I'm open to it. I'm open to it all. 237 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,400 Honey, if you find, find the right man. 238 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,760 No matter where you find them, you never know what you can do. 239 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,600 But I do like to, you know, be at Home Depot and then pop open 240 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,480 Sniffies and be like, is it popping at the Home Depot 241 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:06,000 bathroom on Sniffies or the airport? 242 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,640 What gay sluts are trying to suck somebody's Dick in the 243 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,760 airport bathroom or any of the rest? 244 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:17,960 So here's the tips for cruising in public. 245 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:22,360 If you are, you know, trying to figure out what's what and 246 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:26,680 you're in a very gay centric area now be careful girl, be 247 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:31,680 careful. Number one, do make eye contact. 248 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,480 OK. They say the key to good 249 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,280 cruising is eye contact. And then similarly, the key to 250 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,600 rejecting someone properly is lack of eye contact. 251 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,480 That's good to know. So if you, if you like someone 252 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,160 and you're down to get it on, look deep into their eyes. 253 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,800 And if they do the same, well, maybe you're ready to hang out. 254 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,920 And if you don't like somebody, look away. 255 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,600 Look away. Look over there. 256 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:59,400 As Jade Essence Hall would say, oh, number two, do smile. 257 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:05,520 Not only, oh, OK, cutesy and demure smile. 258 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,600 I don't think cruising is very demure, but it is cutesy. 259 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,560 Now, this isn't something you must do in order to cruise 260 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,240 successfully, but it's something that you should do. 261 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,240 It lets guys know that you're interested in, that you're down 262 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,640 to have fun. I mean, have fun is an important 263 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,840 aspect. If you're going to be, you know, 264 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,840 hooking up with some stranger, you want it to be fun. 265 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:32,440 You want it to be too serious. They say there's something 266 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:35,160 incredibly arousing about seeing a guy look at you with a 267 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:41,560 mischievous grin. OK #3 do have condoms and Lube. 268 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,160 I know I understood the word Lube, but what does that other 269 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,560 word mean? Condoms. 270 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,600 Vaguely. I think I've heard of those 271 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:57,320 before. If you use condoms and Lube, do 272 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,080 not assume that anyone else will have them. 273 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,000 They might just be down to shove and spit. 274 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,520 You know what I mean? Spit and shove. 275 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,800 But once you're there in the thick of it, you're not going to 276 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,720 want to stop because you didn't bring the necessity. 277 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:13,520 So make sure you come with them, pun intended. 278 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,680 I mean that's true. If you're thinking you're going 279 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,000 to get fucked in public, you should bring what you need. 280 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:26,440 And please prepare #4 do wear something simple to take on and 281 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,320 off, OK? Jogging shorts with no 282 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,040 underwear, jeans without a belt where the buttons snap off with 283 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:38,200 these OK and it's don't, don't do that damn button fly and 284 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,040 loose sneakers you can easily kick off are all examples of 285 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:46,600 ideal articles of clothing things not to wear. 286 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:51,280 Oh, thank you for that. Skinny jeans, high top boots you 287 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,160 need to lace or a three piece suit. 288 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:58,080 I'm out cruising the rambles but I've got to wear my three piece 289 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,160 suit and my knee high boots. Just a second. 290 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:08,800 I I want to get fucked, but I've got to unlace my boots and #5 Do 291 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,440 orgasm if you can. Sometimes there's so much 292 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,280 excitement going on, the fear of getting caught inhibits you from 293 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,720 finishing. But if you can let loose. 294 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,160 Thank you. Lucy Leducca laying loose. 295 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:29,800 I'm just saying loose and hopefully on or in him. 296 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:34,960 Yeah, I can imagine. I mean, I've never had sex in 297 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:41,360 such a public place that I mean, I guess I've definitely like 298 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:45,320 had, you know, sexual activities in different dark rooms in 299 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:50,640 bathrooms of clubs for sure, but I don't think ever to 300 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:55,200 completion. So do do orgasm if you can 301 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,080 numbers. Oh, there's number six. 302 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,840 So this is the five do's and don'ts. 303 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,080 So here now we're into the don'ts. 304 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:06,960 OK number six, don't be too loud in public. 305 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,240 OK? The reason why cruising has 306 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,320 persisted throughout the decades is cus of discretion. 307 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,560 Girl for getting caught all the time or straight people come 308 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,360 aware of all the nasty things we're doing so near to them. 309 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,480 Cruising would not be a thing anymore. 310 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,160 In fact, there would likely be a police officer outside every 311 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,040 sauna, truck stop and airport bathroom. 312 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:32,480 Don't ruin it for others. Please be discreet, be quiet. 313 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:38,840 Now I've got to tell you, the thought of fucking someone in an 314 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,080 airport bathroom or sucking a Dick in air is just like 315 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:49,920 revolting to be honest because airport bathrooms are so gross. 316 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:55,200 It's smell like farts and they are just not a conducive to 317 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,320 Eroticism. Do you remember this was a old 318 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,520 story, but there was like a senator or some, you know, 319 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:07,000 typical conservative Republican who was caught cruising in an 320 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,000 airport bathroom because they were secretly homosexual. 321 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,400 And that's what they did. And the whole thing that he 322 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,760 would do and was the thing was that ways you could tell if 323 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,480 someone was looking for sex in the airport bathroom was that 324 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,000 they would have a wide stance and then they would tip, tip, 325 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,680 tap under the stall with their foot. 326 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,320 So that is something I always think of. 327 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,800 Look out for the wide stance and tap, tap, tap. 328 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,680 But please don't hit on me in the airport bathroom because it 329 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,800 just smells like butthole and not in a good way. 330 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:45,480 OK #7 Don't take any valuables with you, OK? 331 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,040 Don't take your Rolex or the ring your grandma gave you girl 332 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,760 when you go into the gay sauna and don't wear any expensive 333 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,880 underwear because you might leave it somewhere and someone 334 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,840 else will pick it up while you're getting fucked. 335 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,200 And that is a good advice. I mean, if you're going out 336 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,720 cruising or whatever and you think you're going to get naked 337 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,040 in public, just, you know, leave the shittiest stuff on. 338 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,280 We don't, we don't. We don't need all of your bed. 339 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,760 We don't need your Birkin to be stolen while you get loads. 340 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,320 No #8 this is good advice. Don't. 341 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:22,560 And I've got to tell you, this article comes with the the the 342 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:28,560 most erotic Getty Images that they could find, or the most 343 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:33,720 erotic Shutterstock images that they could find that vaguely 344 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,320 looked like what this article was. 345 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:40,200 So for the valuables, they had like a man with a camera. 346 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,960 And then now for this one, they have a man seemingly about to 347 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:52,080 unbutton his pants #8 don't whip it out without being 100% sure. 348 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,360 Now. If you do everything correctly, 349 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,200 you make eye contact, you wait for him to play with himself 350 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,040 over his shorts after he sees you playing with yourself over 351 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,520 your shorts. That's very specific, but that 352 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,680 is good advice. I mean, you should make eye 353 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,120 contact and look. If you see some guy looking at 354 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:13,240 you, staring at you, rubbing his Dick through his shorts and then 355 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,080 you're rubbing your Dick through your shorts, you can be sure we 356 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,320 know where this is heading. There's not a lot of question 357 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:30,080 about where it's going to be. So if you follow those tips, 358 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,040 then you know, if you whip it out, someone should be dropping 359 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,520 to their knees because everyone knows the deal. 360 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,640 But don't just surprise somebody with whipping it out. 361 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,840 Being like, you were looking at me. 362 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:46,320 I thought you were cruising me. I'm embarrassing #9 And this is 363 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:51,080 included with a shutterstock photo of a man, I guess, in his 364 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,520 car after getting pulled over by the police. 365 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,960 Don't get caught. This is arguably the biggest 366 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,880 Don't be smart, but subtle exist in the shadows. 367 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,640 No one should ever know you were there, or at least know what you 368 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,200 were doing. I mean, recently I did Make Love 369 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,440 to a man in the back of his truck. 370 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,400 At. In a park in Arizona. 371 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:22,280 That's right, he lived with his homophobic father and brother 372 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,320 and could not host. And he said, no, let's just meet 373 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,040 up at this park and you can fuck me in the back of my truck. 374 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,440 And you know what I did And he but he had that the truck was 375 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:37,280 set up, honey, and he had all the windows covered and he was 376 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,480 ready for me to make a sweet, sweet loved him in the back of 377 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,480 that truck. And in just in case the cops 378 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,360 came a Dick on the window they couldn't have seen. 379 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,240 We would have had a few minutes to put our clothes on. 380 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,520 Be like just nothing, officer, just reading a book, just 381 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:57,400 reading a book. I mean, I did I I did complete. 382 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,240 So I guess I have made love in public and completed. 383 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,120 But I mean, that was in, you know, you're not like underneath 384 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,840 the tree. I mean, I still feel like you're 385 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,440 inside. It's like being camping or 386 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,520 something. This may be TMI, but this is gay 387 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,720 as fuck. And what are we doing? 388 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:17,160 We're being gay as fuck #10 Last but not least, thank you 389 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,400 article. Don't feel any shame after. 390 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,960 I have so many friends who experience incredible amounts of 391 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,440 guilt after cruising. They think it's dirty or wrong. 392 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,160 Don't slut shame yourself. That said, if you think you're 393 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,520 struggling with sex addiction then seek help. 394 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,480 And this are. And next to it they have a man 395 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,960 lying in a field with his hand on his head. 396 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:45,440 Like I'm so guilty. I mean, don't feel it. 397 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,200 Don't feel any shame. Come on, sweetie, you're a gay 398 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,080 guy. This is what you. 399 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,360 This is, this is it. This is, this is part of it. 400 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,640 Sex is fun. Live a little thank you article. 401 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,320 Now along with this, right on the same page as this is a link 402 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:09,080 to this article, is a link to another listicle which again, 403 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,920 was written 5 minutes before someone had to go on vacation. 404 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,880 But it is we we'll cover it regardless. 405 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,120 And it's five most popular cruising spots where the gays go 406 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,840 to get lucky. And they are. 407 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,720 I mean, they're like the amount of work put into this article 408 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:33,840 and the Shutterstock quota to make me laugh #5 universities, 409 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,800 colleges is place for exploring and experimenting. 410 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:42,000 Cruising is one of the best ways to do both of those things #4 411 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,800 the gym. The gym is already home to 412 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,400 sweating and grunting and showering and changing in front 413 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,640 of each other and deep male bonding, so it's a perfect place 414 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:56,360 to add a little casual, anonymous sex #3 residential 415 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,360 buildings. That's not general. 416 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,800 If the outdoors and public spaces are a little too public, 417 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,560 residential towers might be your ideal cruising spot. 418 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,160 That is creepy. We're just going to cruise the 419 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,240 hallways of residential buildings hoping that somebody 420 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,920 lets you in. That's not a good idea. 421 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,720 Article Public restrooms. Public restroom sex is dirty, 422 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,320 nasty, dangerous, and sexy as hell. 423 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:26,760 I disagree, but here we are. And number one, the park, the 424 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:31,360 ultimate cruising spot. Most major cities have one park 425 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,480 that's well known, at least in the gay community for cruising. 426 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,240 There's lots of space to wander, people come to the park to walk 427 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,520 around, and plenty of secluded spots. 428 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,760 Plus the beauty of nature. Thank God. 429 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:51,680 I did once visit the Rambles in Central Park during the day to 430 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,440 see like what was what, and there were a few men there sort 431 00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:00,640 of just like lurking. But I've never been in like a 432 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:06,760 like a park situation where it's really like thick like I've not 433 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,720 been, though I have been to Fire Island. 434 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,320 I've never been through the meat rack when it's like real, you 435 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,040 know, Dicks out time, you know what I mean? 436 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,880 That might be interesting. I'll have to get it. 437 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:22,840 Just check that out, though. A classic tale is Adam Joseph, 438 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:28,920 my friend and producer of the song Bussy talked about going to 439 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,040 this place in Boston when he went to school there, which was 440 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,560 by the Fenway Park. And it was like by the Fens and 441 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,800 it's again, it's a little sort of public park. 442 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,280 And they went in him and his girlfriend and another gay guy 443 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:47,920 like went into the the cruising area and we're like being like, 444 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,080 you know, dorks and like giggling and laughing. 445 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,280 And one of the Queens that was in there cruising or getting his 446 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,440 Dick sucked saw them with their girlfriend and said, get that 447 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,920 fucking fish out of here. I always remember that. 448 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,520 Get that fucking. Fish out of here. 449 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,720 Now moving on let's get to this pride.com article. 450 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:19,000 Honey it's a big one. 101 Gay Sex Tips You Didn't Learn in Sex 451 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,120 Ed class. Now if you are a gay guy who or 452 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,960 anyone actually who went to sex Ed class in high school, you 453 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,400 know there was not even 1 gay sex tip or it was the fact that 454 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,720 gay probably was not even acknowledged. 455 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,640 So we, you know, we sometimes do need these tips because we never 456 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,680 got them earlier and I figured we would just go through these 457 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,400 and see what we think. At least the 1st 25 because 458 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:52,200 honey 101 will be here for hours and will be the judge of this 459 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:58,600 and see what we think about these 101 gay sex tips #1 460 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,000 there's more to sex than anal penetration. 461 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:07,040 Now disagree. Like everyone can do what they 462 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,800 want. But honey, for me that's the 463 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,560 whole point. Getting it in, getting your Dick 464 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:17,040 wet as they call it. They say though in this there's 465 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,720 a focus in mainstream media on penetrative sex. 466 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,600 It has to be PNB otherwise it doesn't count as real sex. 467 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,640 This is ridiculous. Define sex for yourself. 468 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,120 Don't let society define it for y'all. 469 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,280 I define it for myself and I want PNB. 470 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,800 You know what I mean. I want my P and your B #2. 471 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,240 It's OK to vocalize and explore your fantasies and say no to the 472 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,480 ones you're uncomfortable with. That is very true. 473 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,680 I mean, you and this is the good thing about this is what I enjoy 474 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,080 about Grinder or any of the apps is that, you know, in your 475 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,480 communications with people, you can really lay out exactly 476 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,560 what's going to happen in the encounter and what you want to 477 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,080 happen in the encounter. So when you get there, there's 478 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,520 no guesswork of like wonder what we're going to do or what this 479 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,000 person wants. I mean, you've, you've talked 480 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,240 about it, so I think that's very important. 481 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,880 You should be very clear about what's going to go on when you 482 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,360 get there, who's going to do what so that there's no 483 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,520 questions up in the air. You can just lean back, relax 484 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,560 and or you know, lean forward and push in or do whatever it 485 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:25,440 takes to enjoy yourself and make sure it's clear what you also do 486 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,320 not want to do because you should never do anything you do 487 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,320 not want to do. Never do anything risky for sex. 488 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,880 I mean, let's define risk. They say when you're younger, 489 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,200 sex seems like the most important thing in the world. 490 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,160 It also seems scarce. Sex isn't scarce ever. 491 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,160 You can have as much sex as you want, especially if you don't 492 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,440 care you're having sex with. There's never a reason to put 493 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,720 yourself in a dangerous situation for sex. 494 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,600 Well yes, don't like throw yourself off a Cliff. 495 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,920 I mean what would what would that? 496 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,800 I don't know why you would throw yourself off a Cliff. 497 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,080 That what the Dick is at the bottom and you're trying to land 498 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:04,880 on it? I don't know. 499 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,880 In this article they show someone in the picture is a 500 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,840 shutterstock photo of someone the hitchhiking. 501 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,520 I guess don't hitchhike and then try to have sex. 502 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,679 But I mean, like I said, if you're going to, you know, meet 503 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,960 a man in a public park and fuck in the back of his truck, like 504 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,320 there's nothing wrong with that, is there? 505 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:30,400 No there's not, You can never use too much Lube. 506 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,120 I mean that is true. If you are trying to put your 507 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,440 Dick in somebody's ass you're going to want to make sure it's 508 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,719 nice and lubed up though. I am a fan of spit, you know 509 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,960 what I mean? Age is just a number. 510 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,480 Well, as someone who makes love to a lot of younger men, I 511 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,199 definitely agree with this. Sex with older men and younger 512 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:51,000 men can be a lot of fun. Older men tend to have more 513 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,120 experience than you and they can teach you a thing or two in the 514 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,719 sack. That is true. 515 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,760 Don't be a just go for the silk over fox or you're just your 516 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,200 local neighborhood hairy shoulder dad. 517 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,640 Try multiple lubes and splurge on the one you like. 518 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,840 Actually try multiple lubes and then splurge on the one that 519 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,320 your bottom likes. That's what you it's really all 520 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,120 about which one your partner's into. 521 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,160 Again, there's a couple things about condoms. 522 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:23,080 We don't even know what that is. Rimming is a thing that that is 523 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,360 true. They say it's probably more 524 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,360 common than you think, especially in the gay male 525 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,760 community. Yeah. 526 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,640 I mean, honey, if you're, if you're trying to fuck somebody 527 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:37,360 and you're not reming them before you do it, what the fuck 528 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,280 is wrong with you? I mean, honey, that's one of the 529 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,680 best parts of the whole thing. As long as that person is 530 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,160 prepared, as they say this article, it's important to be 531 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,480 careful and clean as a whistle while reming honey. 532 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,760 We're not looking for any dirty trombones, OK? 533 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,000 I don't want to think you have dirty pennies in your asshole 534 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,840 giving you a kiss down there. You know what I mean? 535 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,160 Great sexual chemistry can confuse you into thinking 536 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,800 there's something more there, I guess. 537 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:13,000 But I mean, to me, look, I have made love on the first night to 538 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,880 every young man that I have had a long term relationship with. 539 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:22,320 Like I've not ever dated someone and not done it on the first 540 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,760 night. So to me, I think like that, 541 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,880 that is, I mean, that's one of the beauties of being gay. 542 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,280 I don't think you have to wait and I don't think it makes a 543 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,240 difference either. I think like if you meet someone 544 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,120 and you have chemistry and you have sex right away, doesn't 545 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,720 mean you're not going to get into a relationship with them. 546 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,760 I mean, I wouldn't expect it from Grinder or certainly not 547 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,480 Sniffy's. But look, I know plenty of 548 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,760 couples who have met on Grinder or Sniffy's. 549 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,400 I definitely met several boyfriends on Grinder so you 550 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,240 never know. I disagree with that one. 551 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,000 You can be multi orgasmic as a man. 552 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,400 It's a real thing. It's something that can enhance 553 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,360 your sex life twofold. It takes a few months to become 554 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,320 multi orgasmic and a lot of work, but it's definitely worth 555 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,560 it in the end. I mean you can as a top. 556 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,440 You can make your bottom multi orgasmic for sure. 557 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:17,200 Being a bottom, top or verse doesn't define you. 558 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,480 There's more to you than your sexual preference. 559 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:25,480 Disagree, sorry. I'm just a very straightforward 560 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,200 top. But you know what though it's 561 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,600 true, it is true. I'm only kidding. 562 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,120 I mean being a top bottom reverse doesn't define you. 563 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,640 Do whatever you want. But you look. 564 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,000 All tops should have bottomed at one point. 565 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,800 If you're a top who has never bottomed in their whole life, 566 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,960 no, no, you got to know what it's like when someone's trying 567 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,920 to ram their Dick inside you to know how to do it correctly. 568 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,200 So if you're a top who's never bottomed, get down there 569 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,640 sweetie, Get going. And that's what your 20s is for, 570 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,280 to figure out what you like. If you have never done it all, 571 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,040 how do you know what you like? Otherwise, you're just letting 572 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,240 society decide for you. Like you're like, well, I'm not 573 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,480 a bomb because it's not masculine or whatever. 574 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,720 And that has nothing to do with it. 575 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,320 Masculine has nothing to do with it. 576 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,160 It's really about your preference, but you can't tell 577 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,320 what your preference is unless you've tried it all. 578 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,760 Keep a towel on your bed during sex. 579 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,960 Disagree. Look maybe like come on you 580 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,200 should have some. You should maybe have like a sex 581 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,640 blanket or a sex whatever. I'm not a fan of like party and 582 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,120 above played sheets, but I mean, look, if you're going to, what 583 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,560 are you going to put a towel down for someone to get fucked 584 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,360 in your bed? Baby, just do the laundry. 585 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,880 You know what I mean? If something happens, do the 586 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,200 laundry. Maybe if you're in a hotel room 587 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,880 and it's in the middle of the night and you're, you know, you 588 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,120 don't want to have to call room service and pour a pot of coffee 589 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,520 on your bedspread and be like, I spilled coffee in the middle of 590 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,200 the night and I need you to change my bedspread. 591 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,600 I mean, I guess you could, but to me it feels like you'll lay 592 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,840 down on this towel. Open relationships can work. 593 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,560 What a tip. I agree. 594 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,520 I mean, I actually was not an open relationship person for 595 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,360 many years, mostly because of my own insecurity. 596 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,880 But when I came into my own and was in a relationship that I 597 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:23,120 felt very secure in, I was able to be in an open relationship 598 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,240 and realized that I loved it. I mean, I Sir, I don't think I 599 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:32,640 would be in a fully monogamous relationship again. 600 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,840 I mean, I guess never say never. I mean, you could be totally in 601 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,160 love with somebody and whatever, but I don't think, I don't 602 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,560 personally don't think that it matters. 603 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,880 I think sex doesn't mean that much. 604 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,800 And you people build up so much on to cheating or whatever. 605 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,600 Like, you know, some dude that I'm I'm with has sex with 606 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,560 somebody on the side does not mean that I need to be jealous 607 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,920 or upset about it. It's just, you know, a physical 608 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,400 manifestation of having fun. They say open relationships are 609 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400 different than polyamorous relationships. 610 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,320 With polyamorous relationships, you're open to the idea of 611 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,880 loving multiple people. But an open relationship. 612 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,840 You love one person and sleep with others, either together or 613 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,440 separately. I mean, I, I think I, I thought 614 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,920 my open relationship lasted for many, many, many, many years and 615 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,800 what we broke up had nothing to do with any part of the open 616 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,520 part of the relationship. And I think I would probably 617 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,800 have an open relationship again if I the next time I date 618 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,440 someone. The next time I date someone, I 619 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,920 would definitely be into an open relationship again. 620 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,240 I do think that some people talk about having of the first few 621 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,000 months or whatever where you're not open, which is good because 622 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,400 I one thing about an open relationship that I think is 623 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,080 important is that you're not sitting there, you know, 624 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,200 searching for sex while you're next to the person you're with. 625 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,600 When I was in my open relationship, it would really be 626 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,560 when you were away from your partner. 627 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,680 If they were out of town or you were, you were out of town. 628 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,800 If I was on tour or something like that, then everybody should 629 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,080 be free to do whatever. But I don't want to be lying in 630 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,960 bed next to my boyfriend having them scroll on Grinder looking 631 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,600 for Dick when my Dick is right there. 632 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,920 You know what I'm saying? So to each their own darling. 633 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,840 To each their own. Cut your nails before putting 634 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,800 them in anybody part baby. This is so true. 635 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,640 Before I am about to Make Love to any gentleman, I make sure my 636 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:28,120 nails are trimmed down honey. Because if you look, if you 637 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,120 could claim someone's butt hole, you don't need to accidentally 638 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,320 slice them with your talents, honey. 639 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,560 No Can you imagine? And Oh my goodness, no. 640 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:45,520 So yes, cut your damn nails. Sex in front of a mirror is 641 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,800 fucking awesome. It's simple, it's cheap, and 642 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,800 almost everyone has a mirror in their room. 643 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,640 It's really sexy to see yourself. 644 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,480 I disagree, but maybe that's my body dysmorphia talking. 645 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,360 I don't need to see myself having sex. 646 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,240 No I do not. I like to stay in my in in in 647 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:07,160 the moment with the other person, not think about what I'm 648 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,800 looking at. No, we don't need that. 649 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,360 But to each their own. Again, sex in a car isn't all 650 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,800 that fun. Your head will be smushed, you 651 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,920 won't have enough space if you can avoid it. 652 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,280 Rd. head on the other hand is sexy as hell. 653 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,440 Also very dangerous and illegal. So a dude at your own risk. 654 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,520 I've had plenty of sex in different cars. 655 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,960 Like we mentioned the truck. And yes, sex in the back of a 656 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,080 Toyota Corolla isn't ideal, but it's still fun. 657 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,400 Don't ever call any friend a slut. 658 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,720 Disagree. Just be proud of being a slut 659 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,120 and don't call any prude friend. And don't call any friend a 660 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,120 prude. I don't even know who who who 661 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:03,120 would call who a prude. This is a different type of 662 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:23,120 friend group than I than I have. No one cares about that zit on 663 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,400 your back. Which is another way of saying 664 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,280 get out of your head during sex. Enjoy the moment, don't slit the 665 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,040 small stuff. Exactly why I don't look in the 666 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,400 mirror while I'm fucking. Maybe people with perfect bodies 667 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,400 who have no body issues can do that. 668 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,840 But again, sit on your back, sit on your butt. 669 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,280 All those little things that you think people are looking at, 670 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,480 they're not. So relax. 671 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,480 Wait however long or little you want to have sex. 672 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,080 Correct. If you want a bone on the first 673 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,920 night, do it. They say, as I did. 674 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,640 I've dated and loved many men who I've had sex with on the 675 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,520 first night. Waiting for sex, while it can 676 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,240 foster an emotional connection, doesn't automatically do that. 677 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,200 Know yourself. Agree. 678 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,560 You can say no or stop at any point, correct. 679 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:25,080 Now look, the one powerful phrase that I have had over the 680 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,240 years is I'm sorry, this is not working for me. 681 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:32,360 Because sometimes look, you, especially if you're meeting up 682 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,560 with people on an app and you're just, you know, you may have 683 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,880 talked, but you're really meeting them for the first time. 684 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,160 Someone can come in not look exactly like they did in their 685 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:47,680 pictures or even when you start, the vibe just might be off. 686 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:51,600 And there is great power in being able to say, I'm sorry, 687 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,480 but this just isn't working for me. 688 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,400 That's it. You don't have to be like, I'm 689 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,720 not into you. This is it. 690 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,000 You're ugly. You don't look the same. 691 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,320 You can just say this is not working for me. 692 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,120 I think that's good power. And if anyone says that to you, 693 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,320 just say, oh, so sorry. Sounds good. 694 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,000 Sorry. Bye. 695 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,920 Biting can be sexy, I agree. I mean they say, but biting to 696 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,160 the point of bruising or severe pain isn't sexy, obviously, 697 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,760 unless you've both discussed that, but I do a little a little 698 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,720 bite is good. You have to have good bite 699 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,560 technique. It shouldn't hurt, it should 700 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,520 feel good. Look get get into the biting. 701 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,720 We'll talk about that later. Last but not least for this 702 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:41,960 edition in case is Prep pre exposure prophylactics. 703 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,680 Everything about Prep should be taught in sex Ed. 704 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,560 What it is, how it's helpful in protecting queer men from 705 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:52,680 requiring HIV side effects, who should be on it everyone and how 706 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,720 to go about asking your doctor for it, which insurance covers 707 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:59,160 it, most of it, etcetera. I mean I need the freedom of 708 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,840 Prep. Look, you can still get STI's 709 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,560 but you know, after all these years of being afraid, I mean I 710 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:11,200 spent so many years in my youth thinking anytime I had a slip up 711 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,600 with not using a condom or any kind of encounter like that, 712 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,800 that I was going to be HIV positive. 713 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,240 And so the to be on Prep and know that that is not the case 714 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,960 was a godsend. And of course, turned everyone 715 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,880 into a bareback cum dump slut. So that's fun too. 716 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,960 But yeah, if you're having sex with strangers and you're having 717 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,440 bareback sex, get on prep, honey, Don't fuck around. 718 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,800 This is a pretty interesting list. 719 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,400 Gives us lots to talk about. Maybe we'll consider doing. 720 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,560 There's literally another 60 items in this list. 721 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,320 If you want to hear more and in another gay sex episode, let me 722 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:53,120 know. And last but not least, here is 723 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:58,360 the list of the 20 hottest men alive according to straight 724 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,680 guys. This is interesting. 725 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:05,040 This is what supposedly straight who straight guys think are hot, 726 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,880 starting with Harrison Ford. OK, a classic. 727 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:15,240 I mean maybe if you love if you love a silver daddy, he has 728 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:18,240 still got it together. I saw him in the latest Indiana 729 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,240 Jones with his shirt off and maybe he is still had it 730 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,040 together. So God bless him. 731 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:29,440 Bradley Cooper. OK, he's seeming less and less 732 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,000 straight, especially now that he's had that facelift and wig, 733 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:38,000 but OK, Pedro Pascal also think he's gay. 734 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,080 Is he gay? Why do we get such gay vibes 735 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,400 from him? Is it just wishful thinking? 736 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,360 Jensen Eccles? I have absolutely no idea who 737 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,360 that is. Maybe it's a sports person. 738 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,360 Johnny Depp. Look, Johnny Depp back in the 739 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,520 80s, in the 90s perhaps, but Johnny Depp today, it's a hard 740 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:02,120 now. OK, no, not $42,000 a week. 741 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:08,360 Wine drinking, long hair, Ascot round glasses, married to Amber 742 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:12,280 Heard, Johnny Depp, No George Clooney. 743 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,880 Again. It's a faded glory, but it's 744 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,240 still, it still looks good. And he whether with if he has a 745 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,560 facelift or a wig, it doesn't look like it. 746 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,040 He's aging very naturally. So chef's kiss, good for him. 747 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:30,000 Not my speed, but I see why straight guys might be into it. 748 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,200 Jake Gyllenhaal definitely should have been #1 on this 749 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,560 list. I feel like Jake Gyllenhaal is 750 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:42,880 the type of guy that is in that same that club where straight 751 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,640 guys would be like well if I have to do it with one guy would 752 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:50,320 be like Jake Gyllenhaal though. I mean, if you look at the blind 753 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,800 items for many, many years, Toothy Tile is supposed to be 754 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:59,280 Jake Gyllenhaal and he is supposed to be homosexual, but I 755 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:03,120 guess we'll never find out until somebody spills the full D. 756 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:10,000 Chris Evans, Captain America, also a wig wearer, but he wears 757 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,480 a good one. And yes, very hot. 758 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,800 I can see why straight guys would want to fuck Captain 759 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,960 America silly. And Murphy? 760 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,920 An odd choice. OK, maybe they like his feminine 761 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,600 eyes. Michael B Jordan. 762 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,240 Yes, I can see he also falls in that same club of Jake 763 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,160 Gyllenhaal. So handsome, such a great body 764 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,360 that of course, even straight guys are like, yeah, I'd do it. 765 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:40,320 Hugh Jackman. Another look more than, like, 766 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:47,880 rumors. Hugh Jackman, honey, he he gay. 767 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,120 I mean, I just can't imagine that he's not gay. 768 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,800 Keanu Reeves still got it after all these years. 769 00:49:54,920 --> 00:50:01,560 But when he was, especially in the 90s, like we're talking my 770 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,320 own private Idaho era, it was very beautiful. 771 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:13,160 Tom Hardy. Agree 100%, he is still one of 772 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,080 the hottest men out there and I can see why straight guys would 773 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,880 want him to ram their holes. Idris Elba, yes get it? 774 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,680 Jason Momoa. Jason Momoa is someone who and 775 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,240 sometimes looks more handsome and hot than anyone I've ever 776 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:32,960 seen and then in other times looks not hot at all. 777 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,200 But go ahead straight guys. You want to fuck Aquaman? 778 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,320 I get it. Chris Hemsworth. 779 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,360 Another one should be the top of the list. 780 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,440 Everybody wants to fuck Chris Hemsworth. 781 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,600 Ryan Gosling. I would have said 100% everybody 782 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,720 wants to fuck Ryan Gosling until he got all that filler in his 783 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,200 face and look like a monster with a wing. 784 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,760 But I'm sure the fit facial filler shit will dissolve. 785 00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,920 But if we're talking like, what was that movie where he was 786 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:05,600 naked in the locker room and that redhead lady was in it and 787 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,880 Steve Carell was in it like a crazy thing called lover. 788 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,280 I forget what the fuck it was called, but he was sort of naked 789 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:19,360 in the locker room and she says, like, you look like AI forget 790 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,160 you. Whatever it was, he looked 791 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:26,760 incredible, but not anymore. That facial work is a no Brad 792 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,000 Pitt. His children hate him, but stray 793 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,800 kinds love him. Henry Cavill, yes, should be 794 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,080 again another one at the very top of the list. 795 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,320 Everybody wants Henry Cavill. The highlight of Deadpool and 796 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,160 Wolverine was the alternate universe where Henry Cavill was 797 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,920 playing Wolverine. Because that shower did look 798 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,520 good. I mean, Henry Cavill could get 799 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:52,560 it and get it 1,000,000%. And last but not least, the guy 800 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:56,760 that was originally probably the number one on everyone's list 801 00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:01,640 for this as a straight guy who what man you'd have sex with and 802 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,240 it was Ryan Reynolds in his youth. 803 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,200 Ryan Reynolds is less appealing to me now because he's married 804 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,080 to Blake Lively and he is pushing it, but he still kept 805 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,240 his looks together. But I mean, I'm talking two 806 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:16,640 guys, a girl in a pizza place, Ryan Reynolds. 807 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,720 I'm talking all those cheesy movies where he showed his ass a 808 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:25,560 lot that Ryan Reynolds was chef's kiss and I was obsessed. 809 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,720 And so are all these straight guys. 810 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,720 And of course, if you look at the blind items, Ryan Reynolds 811 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,240 and Hugh Jackman have made love to each other. 812 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:39,080 So never know. All right, well, I hope you 813 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,280 enjoyed this all. Oh, hey, Chacha, what are you 814 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,520 bar? What are you barking about? 815 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,560 The episode's almost over. My little dog is making some 816 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,880 loud sounds. When you got to go, Peppa, just 817 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,680 wait a minute. Well, I hope you enjoyed today's 818 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,680 episode. That's all. 819 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,840 That's all the time. And if you want more episodes 820 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,920 like this, let me know. Now, a great way to let me know 821 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,080 you're enjoying the show is by leaving me a review on iTunes. 822 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,840 Me and every other fucking person that has a podcast always 823 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,120 ask that at the end of every podcast. 824 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,760 And do we ever do such a thing? No, we do not. 825 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,040 But you know what? I would like for you to actually 826 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,280 do it. Go ahead, leave me a review. 827 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,160 Leave. 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