1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:13,320 It's a Kiki with Johnny Nick G gonna spill all that tea in all 2 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:17,000 my LGBTS. You're in love. 3 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:21,760 Cause Johnny McGovern is gay as fun. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,520 Hello everyone, and welcome to gay as fuck. 5 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:39,720 The summer is sizzling, but the Dick Olympics are over. 6 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:43,080 Oh my gosh. Every four years it's such a 7 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:47,600 celebration of smushed cock and balls from spandex, and this 8 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:51,400 year they were bouncier and wigglier than ever. 9 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,280 Oh my gosh. I mean, there should have at the 10 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:58,200 end of the Olympics, at the closing ceremonies, what I 11 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:03,760 wanted to see was a was a bulge and balls tribute to the 12 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:09,800 disqualified pole vaulters cock and balls created and run by Jim 13 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:15,200 Henson's Creature Shop. Only they could do justice to 14 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:22,000 those joie de vivre, to their verve that that French Dick and 15 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,600 balls gave to the world. Now, Speaking of smushed cock 16 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,920 and balls, there was one last cock show at the Olympics 17 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:36,160 closing ceremony and that was America's favorite rugged 18 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:43,080 lesbian, Tom Cruise. She's watch Tom Cruise had a 19 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:47,160 meeting with the Olympic people and he said, hey there, I got an 20 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,360 idea. I'm going to go to the highest. 21 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,920 Peak. On the stadium and I'm about to 22 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,200 jump off. OK, And then I'm going to come 23 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,440 down. Not too fast. 24 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:01,240 OK, guys, pull me up on the pulley and rub it a Roo. 25 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,440 I'll fall down. Then I'll go through the crowd. 26 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,320 High 5, high 5, high five. Because that's what I do. 27 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,639 I'm mad at the people. I'm Tom Cruise. 28 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:13,080 I'm a rugged lesbian with very ashy golden highlights. 29 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,280 Oh, Then what will I do? I'll grab the flag from the 30 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,400 French mayor and say, hey, get out of here, French mayor. 31 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,280 I'm taking this back to Los Angeles, Hollywood, CA, my home. 32 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:29,560 I haven't seen my daughter Surrey in 15 years, but who 33 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,040 cares? I've got Olympic flags to move. 34 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,840 And then I'll jump on a motorcycle, guys, just like in 35 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:40,000 Top Gun. Remember that And then I'll 36 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,000 zippity zoo out. Now go on a cargo plane. 37 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,640 No, I don't take first class. I'm rugged. 38 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:51,080 I'm a rugged lesbianic woman. And I take cargo plane and I'm 39 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,560 going to jump down and where will I land? 40 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:59,080 A Runyon Canyon nearby in the Hollywood Hills. 41 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,520 And I'm going to deface the Hollywood sign with rings, 42 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,320 Olympic rings. And you know what, when that 43 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,960 came out, honey, they should have activated the promotion. 44 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,840 Because I looked at the Hollywood sign that day and you 45 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,920 know what? There were no Olympic rings. 46 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,640 There were no Olympic rings. I mean, now that would have been 47 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:23,200 a product promotion activation had we actually seen the damn 48 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,480 rings. And, and I would have liked to 49 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,000 have seen Tom Cruise traipsing about. 50 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,800 If he does all his own stunts, why didn't he do his own 51 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:38,280 stunting here in Hollywood? And Speaking of stunting, why 52 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,920 don't you pull a stunt and go on over to the Patreon, my 53 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:47,000 patreonpatreon.com/gift of all time, and enjoy some of the 54 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,760 hundreds of podcasts that I have up there exclusive to the 55 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,000 archive. And you know when you join, 56 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,760 you'll have access to so many podcasts, but they may be, you 57 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,040 know, some people. You might find it intimidating 58 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,760 to have years worth of podcasts to get through. 59 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,640 But if you join the Patreon, one of the tabs is called 60 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:11,160 Collections, and I have curated a bunch of categories and lists 61 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:16,360 of some of my favorite podcasts of all the ones with Brittany, 62 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,880 all the ones with Julie and Brandy, all the ones with Gay 63 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,720 Pimp and Reunions, Any category you can think. 64 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,640 The fashion ones, the watch along stuff with Erica. 65 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,680 If whatever you like, honey, it is there. 66 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:33,280 So I think you should just be like Tom Cruise and jump off the 67 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:38,320 ledge into my Patreon. You'll land on one tippy toe 68 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,640 just like Tom Cruise, and you'll high five your way to the lovely 69 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,200 people who are part of the community over there. 70 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:49,000 And it's, you know, my favorite place and that you'll always get 71 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,200 fresh content from me over there. 72 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:56,960 Now for today's show, we have a very special episode because my 73 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:01,000 guest is one of my favorite podcasters and who I think is 74 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,600 one of the funniest people on the Internet. 75 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:08,280 Mr. Pete Zaius of Total Trash Live is my guest today. 76 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:13,760 We're talking tabloids, gossip stars and so much more. 77 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,920 So, baby, let's just get into it. 78 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,560 Get into it. Into it, 79 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,480 honey. Honey. 80 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:47,760 Honey Pete Zias is here in my living room. 81 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,160 I'm so thrilled. I'm so thrilled to be here and I 82 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,160 I love holding the microphone like this. 83 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,600 Like I feel like I want to sing a song. 84 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,040 It's Pete Zias in concert. Sweetie, I've. 85 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,760 I've called you here for a command performance. 86 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,440 Much like they called The Golden Girls to the palace. 87 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,000 Oh, yeah. You remember that back in the 88 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,760 day when they did the royal command performance? 89 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,080 This is my royal command performance. 90 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,520 Thank you for having me. One of podcasting's brightest 91 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,080 stars. Thank you so much. 92 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:19,240 Now if you do not no everyone, Pete Zeus host what is perhaps 93 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:24,840 my favorite podcast, Total Trash Live, which was previously Cha 94 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,360 Cha Heels. Yes, she morphed. 95 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,000 You morphed to transform. Is that because you were you 96 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,320 dating your Co host and then you guys broke up? 97 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,720 Well, we did date a long time ago, but then we became friends. 98 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,400 OK. And then you did the podcast. 99 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,360 And we, I think we did the podcast while we were dating and 100 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,240 then we stayed friends. OK. 101 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,520 And then then she got a boyfriend and the boyfriend 102 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,440 didn't like me and and so he just didn't want to hang out 103 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,880 with me anymore. And I'm like well why am I going 104 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,960 to? It just got sad and depressing. 105 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,720 So I was like, I just need to do this by myself now, which I 106 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,280 didn't really want to, but what are you gonna do? 107 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,920 You gotta roll with the punches. I get it. 108 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,560 Like obviously this show I now Pete, I rarely have a guest 109 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,080 star, but you are truly one of my faves. 110 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,520 Well. Thank you for having that. 111 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,640 I mean, I could imagine you're when you're doing the chacha 112 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,960 heels with your ex and his boyfriend's, like, why are you 113 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,160 going over to his house? It was in a record. 114 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,000 And it was in, it was a very new relationship for his, for him 115 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,480 and his boyfriend. So it like right away, like it's 116 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,720 like it's switched over like, 'cause we would, we would record 117 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,000 in my cloth. Yes, and that is even and more 118 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,240 suspicious. You're going over there into 119 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,920 the. Closet again with that bleach 120 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,520 blonde slut. Thank you. 121 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:44,480 Well, I've I discovered Chacha heels a little late in the game, 122 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:49,160 honey, but I went back and one of the fit my favorite things 123 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,720 that you used to do on Chacha heels is the prank call. 124 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,840 Yeah. Pete, you now you were a prank 125 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:59,040 caller from childhood. Oh yeah, I loved it. 126 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,800 I love prank calling people. I, I did like, I remember like 127 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,520 one time I called the University of Pittsburgh and they were 128 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,120 having a Legionnaires disease, like like outbreak. 129 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,200 And so I called and acted like I was from like a local 130 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,280 television. And then I was talking to some 131 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,160 guy and, and he and he was like, well, you know, me and my, my 132 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,240 roommate were just like, you know, putting while taking 133 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,680 showers with bottled water. And I and I said, and do you 134 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,640 stick the bottled water up each other's ass? 135 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,360 And they're like, what? And I was just hanging up on 136 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,720 them. Oh my. 137 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,880 Well, none of my favorite ones is I called a teacher and I 138 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,400 acted like I was the mother of another student. 139 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,440 And then I called the mother of the student and acted like I was 140 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,960 the teacher. And these two people thought 141 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,799 they had a complete conversation with each other. 142 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,560 Diabolical sweetie. And well, you know, I was. 143 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,320 I lived in a small town. I was bored. 144 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,360 Right, you like little everybody Better watch out for a bored 145 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:57,320 young faggot, honey, because we will start snipping the strings 146 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,480 and then pulling. For sure. 147 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,400 I mean, I was I, I would call myself the pranker and I would 148 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,880 talk like this. My mother would drive me to did. 149 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,360 You finish phone calls by saying you've been pranked. 150 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,440 I was like pranker. They're like, who is this? 151 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:14,640 I'd be like that pranker and my mom would drive me to pay phones 152 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,480 because your. Mom was in cahoots with your 153 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,560 prank calls. Kind of but like I love how I 154 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,920 was like, can you drive me to the phone booth? 155 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,360 And she never really like questioned me. 156 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,360 I was like, now I look back at it, I'm like, why are you 157 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,680 driving your like 12 year old son to a payphone? 158 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,560 I mean it quite. It turns out to be quite 159 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,200 innocent. It's not like you were going to 160 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,840 call 976 numbers like mom. Wait a second, you were prank 161 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,040 calling in the wild? 'Cause I had to I wanted to do 162 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,600 the the pay phone because I was worried about caller ID or *69. 163 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,880 God forbid. And at that time of it, *69 was 164 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,200 a hot new technology. A hot new technology. 165 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,160 And then I I used to prank a neighbor of mine. 166 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,160 I could tell that they put on on the side of the house, they had 167 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,840 some sort of mechanism and I was like, oh, that's some sort of 168 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,280 like caller ID. So I unscrewed it and unplugged. 169 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,760 She was unhinged. Unhinged child. 170 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,320 Oh, you love tabloids like I did? 171 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,520 I've always loved tabloids, me and my mother always. 172 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,440 I have like a huge collection of tabloids. 173 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:18,600 Right, you have a giant stash. I thought I had, you know, like 174 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,920 since high, since junior high, elementary school, I've been 175 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,320 reading them. Then I went to college and then 176 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,480 moved to New York. I went to college and lived in 177 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:30,080 New York and it was all like at them every week and when I moved 178 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,920 to LA my parents helped me move and I just assumed they all got 179 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,280 thrown away. Well 2 summers ago I went to our 180 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,800 storage unit and I was looking for like something else. 181 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,080 I was looking for a Princess Diana New York Post when they 182 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,560 said she died. Of course. 183 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,800 I mean who? Where is my Princess Diana? 184 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,600 New York. Post That's what I was saying 185 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:51,840 when I was rummaging. I found all these like 186 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,760 enquirer's globes and stars from the past like 30-40 years. 187 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,960 Wow. And I was like, Oh my God, I 188 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,800 mean. You could just do a full podcast 189 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,080 just on those. I know, I mean I literally could 190 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,520 like read every issue for the rest of my life. 191 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,840 I mean, it's pretty incredible, Pete. 192 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,880 I had the only one that I really saved a long time was Golden 193 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,840 Girls feuding. It was like a classic one. 194 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,720 I remember that the secrets. Of The Golden Girls, feuds, 195 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,840 Catfights. I think I have that somewhere 196 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,880 of. Course, you definitely do. 197 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,240 We also have AI also have a huge collection of People magazines 198 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,080 and entertainment weeklies. Wow. 199 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,440 But I haven't even like dug into that yet. 200 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,840 I mean, that's even deeper. Those articles have a lot more 201 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,840 words. Oh yeah. 202 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,920 And they're like, you know, they're trying to be more 203 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,920 serious, but then, you know, I love the tablets because 204 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,520 they're, they're just written so stupid and they're sweetest 205 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,440 sometimes. So mean and they write out now I 206 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,200 asked so everybody knows total trash live. 207 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:55,000 Pete reads all the tabloids. You can watch you do it live on 208 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,240 Instagram. Your sound effects. 209 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,040 I'm in love with your when you hold up. 210 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,440 Your your. Mags my glass, I mean, and you 211 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:08,520 are just, you have the most faggoty voice and it just just 212 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,640 you know what? It's very pleasing to my ears, 213 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,920 the sound of homosexuality. I had a chorus teacher that told 214 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,840 me I had an effeminate voice and she was so mean to me. 215 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,840 So I put Hairspray in her coffee and I said, now you have a 216 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:27,320 sticky voice, Honey, is that diabolical child? 217 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,080 I mean really, I would highly recommend everyone to listen to 218 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:35,680 Total Trash Live and in honor of the trash of Total Trash Live I. 219 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:42,520 Asked. Pete to bring over some of his 220 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:47,760 tabloids of the past, sweetie. I mean, and just like just off 221 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:52,560 the top, it's a Star magazine from Honey. 222 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:57,080 July 22nd, 1996. OK. 223 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,280 Yeah, I have one right here in my hands from November 27th, 224 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,000 1990. Nancy Reagan was a sex hungry 225 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,560 starlet and they love to stars in their cars. 226 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,000 But then also New Kids hot romance with a rocker Tiffany 227 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,640 killing group and it's it's the homosexual. 228 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,680 Job. It's Jonathan Knight, right? 229 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,840 Oh my God, I J owed a lot to the new kids on the block. 230 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,280 What? $6 now. 231 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,480 Exactly, you can't even collect these for fun anymore because 232 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,600 they're they're not a goof when it's $6. 233 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,840 And I 'cause people were like, why don't you just get a 234 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,560 subscription to? I'm like, it's like $300.00. 235 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,960 And I'm like, I don't buy them every week. 236 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,760 I try to buy them every other week. 237 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,640 Yeah, because spender was is too much. 238 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,400 I now only get my tabloids through Apple News. 239 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,440 Yeah, I like to. I just like to. 240 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,120 I like. They're not the same to. 241 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,320 Hold on to them. OK? 242 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,280 In my Here we go. Independence Day. 243 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,760 Will Smith to marry nutty professor. 244 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,200 Jada Wow, that was crazy. Yeah. 245 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,000 Youthful, youthful stars. And how will their marriage turn 246 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,240 out, do you think? It's going to be great. 247 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,280 They're going to be so happy. Oh my God, it's like you could 248 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,640 go back in time and be like we know the truth. 249 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,360 I have one here that says jealous Sybil attack sexy Co 250 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,280 star. Sybil Shepherd and Christine 251 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,000 Baranski What? Why would Sybil attack her Co 252 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,480 star? She was getting too many laughs. 253 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:25,280 She says she's fur flies. A sexy Christine Baranski career 254 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,240 takes off, Yeah. That's what it is. 255 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:31,200 Christine Baranski was too funny on that show and she had the old 256 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,560 Marla Gibbs problem with Jackie on. 257 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,440 Yes. Right, Jim Carrey's ex is 258 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:44,120 laughing all the way to the bank with secret $6.5 million deal. 259 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,920 Which X is that? Is that the the the redhead? 260 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,520 I think this is like looking like it's the maybe the father 261 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,200 of his child. Jim Carrey's ex-wife has walked 262 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:58,400 away with a multi $1,000,000 settlement after winning her 263 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,880 bitter struggle to get a huge chunk of the comics cash. 264 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,040 You know what? The tabloids always had great 265 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,680 alliteration too. Yeah, they do. 266 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:12,600 It's. Like muggy mania as Melania hits 267 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,120 Macy's. I know this is Jay Leno and 268 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:20,080 Kathy Lee and Bitter feud. Furious Frank Gifford ripped 269 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,200 into Jay Leno for telling jokes that ridiculed his wife Kathy 270 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,160 Lee's recent troubles over sweatshop labor. 271 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:30,440 Labor. Don't you make a mockery, my 272 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:37,400 wife. Oh my God. 273 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:41,760 Kathie Lee was a mainstream star with that Kmart collection. 274 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,720 Oh, I know. I mean, it was. 275 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,640 AJ Lo type. She really was. 276 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,200 She was she. She created the blueprint for 277 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,240 Jlo. She really had this, this 278 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,560 Carnival Cruise Line. She. 279 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:55,080 Has the cruise she had the albums she and she did it for 280 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,160 Jesus. She did it. 281 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:02,760 For Jesus beat Oh my God. I I saw recently that something 282 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:07,120 that she just she fell down in her house, but a miracle saved 283 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,640 her. Kathie Lee. 284 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,200 Yeah, Miracle saved her. What's the miracle? 285 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 I don't know. I don't know. 286 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,640 She wasn't injured too bad. You know what? 287 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,720 For all the time she spent praising the Lord. 288 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:23,000 Sweatshop work aside, shouldn't she? 289 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,120 Doesn't she deserve a miracle? At this point? 290 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,360 She really dies. I hope a little pillow fell 291 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,120 right under her head. She's been looking for love in 292 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,840 Nashville, OH. God, it's. 293 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,200 All in Nashville. Right, because Kathie Lee is 294 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,600 single. Kathie Lee, she become one of 295 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,040 the Real Housewives. The real old real. 296 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,400 How old is Kathie Lee? She's got to be pushing 80. 297 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:48,680 I think she's in her 70s. Kathie Lee is that clue 298 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,880 shortage? Madonna. 299 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:54,400 Wow, so Madonna is 65? I think they might be the same 300 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400 age. Oh wow. 301 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,520 OK. She looks older though. 302 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,240 And she feels older. She feels older. 303 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,200 Because I'm 47 and she she feels like she'd be much older. 304 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,079 Yeah, maybe she's has the same birthday, but not the same year 305 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,200 as Madonna. But maybe she's just she was a 306 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,800 young * and we didn't even know it because everybody looked 40 307 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,880 back. Then everyone looked 40, 308 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,440 everyone had those hairdos that just made them look 40. 309 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:21,480 Yeah, the styling was 40 every like, of of course we know The 310 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,319 Golden Girls. They were all supposed to be 50 311 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,200 and we now think of them as, what, 70? 312 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,480 Yeah. Have you watched them? 313 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,080 Wow, he really is Superman. All this reads so bad. 314 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:37,280 Christopher Reeve gets his first acting job and competes in yacht 315 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,640 race. Oh my God. 316 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,680 Pete, My. Mom, Lucy was a tyrant who drove 317 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,160 me out of the house. Doctor Lucy or knows his 318 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,160 shocking interview. Not Lucy. 319 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,360 Baby Lucy second to Golden Girls. 320 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,840 Lucille Ball. Tabloids were my number one. 321 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,080 You know what I was obsessed with? 322 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:02,360 Pete Lucille Balls failed 19866. Life with Lucy with. 323 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:08,640 Lucy, the articles, the drama, the terribleness of it. 324 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,760 I was obsessed with it. You couldn't see it as a child. 325 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:17,120 I went to the Museum of Television and Radio in New York 326 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,840 City and went up to the counter and said, where can I find the 327 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,720 episodes of Life with Lucy? Like that's what I was going to 328 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,920 watch. Like Lucille Ball's failed 6 329 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,240 sitcom. It was really sad too. 330 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,760 I mean, it was like they were just making her do all these 331 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:36,440 crazy hijinks and she's so old. But like and then I heard like 332 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,440 if the when the show got canceled, she was so depressed 333 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,880 and they had like some wrap party like in an empty house. 334 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,040 And there's footage of it. And she's wandering around. 335 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,800 And watch the footage on YouTube of the wrap party. 336 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,880 Oh, I have to. It's like at a sad someone sad 337 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:53,360 like regular type house somewhere Northall wood and 338 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,080 they're all there in like whether what's her name who 339 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,800 eventually was in true Beverly Hills and then became a lady 340 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,280 rocker Jenny. I don't remember her last name. 341 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,880 I don't. Remember either anyway, she was 342 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,200 the the daughter. She was one of the kids in the 343 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,000 thing. So she's in it. 344 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:14,400 You know, they had all the old writers from Life from I Love 345 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,840 Lucy. Marilyn Pugh, right? 346 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,640 Yeah, and the and the man. The man. 347 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,720 And the woman junior? Yes, exactly. 348 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,440 I knew you would know. They I was rolled they. 349 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:28,440 Rolled them out of retirement, out of the grave to come back 350 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,360 and be like how what they're like, what should we do? 351 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:35,760 How about she's a jogger. She loves jogging. 352 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,320 That's the way the audience won't feel like she's gonna fall 353 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,640 down and hurt herself because she's a jogger. 354 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,920 She's in. She's in a geriatric jogger. 355 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,440 Why not? She can do it. 356 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,960 Lucy can do it. I mean I can't get enough. 357 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,200 I mean do we need to do a watch along feet of life with Lucy and 358 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,240 how God is? I would love that. 359 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,320 I was obsessed with. I went to her hometown in 360 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:01,320 Jamestown, NY when I was 16, me and my parents and and we came 361 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,640 out to Hollywood to to go to her grave. 362 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,680 But they've moved it now since. They did they. 363 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,200 Moved it to Jamestown 'cause they have like a big lucid 364 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,840 festival now. Her. 365 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,360 Body, it's ashes. They just use the ashes, right? 366 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,160 Yeah. I mean, you know, when I was in 367 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:22,960 8th grade, I wrote a pitch for a sitcom that was meant to be the 368 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,960 comeback Afterlife with Lucy. And it was a more serious take. 369 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,680 It was, this was like 8889. So dramedies were really big, 370 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,200 OK. And I thought I was going to be 371 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,000 like ATV executive. Like 30 something. 372 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,760 Yes, yes. So this was 1/2 hour sitcom 373 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,600 called Lucille. OK, do we get it? 374 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,480 Serious take. It's a serious stake on Lucy. 375 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,880 And she played a cantankerous grandma. 376 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,600 OK. I wrote all the characters. 377 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,560 I sent it to her. She wrote me a letter. 378 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:57,480 Oh. Yeah. 8th grade on Lucille Ball 379 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:03,600 Productions, stationary. Oh my God, that's amazing. 380 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,720 Yeah, and I. Used to have that. 381 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,360 Yes, it's in a box deep in my parents. 382 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,280 House. Yeah, you're gonna get that 383 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,560 frame. 100% the Lucille Ball stationery. 384 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,120 And of course, it was like, Miss Ball usually does this and that, 385 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:21,160 but like, honey, I was so obsessed and I dined out on that 386 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,680 forever. And then she died. 387 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,800 Yeah, I remember when she died in, She died in like 89, right 388 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,200 after she like, went to the Academy Awards with Bob Ho. 389 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,240 Right. And then I'm sure there was a 390 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,720 National Enquirer headline that was like Lucy at death's door at 391 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,160 Academy Awards. Well, this one says why I didn't 392 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,360 love Lucy. By the time I was 16, my mother 393 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,160 and I were trying to kill one another. 394 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,720 Oh, not Lucy versus Lucy I. Mean, we know that Lucy was a 395 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,120 cantankerous lady, honey, she was she like. 396 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,480 To work she. Shot all like, now move that 397 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,840 camera. Get over there. 398 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,920 Do this. She was like our early RuPaul. 399 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,760 She was like a one woman studio. I mean like. 400 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:06,000 Is this so apropos, sweetie? Oh my God, what? 401 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,280 Is the cabbage patch kids Olympic kids you can you can 402 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:17,040 right away to get the official mascots of the 1996 US Olympic 403 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,680 team in cabbage patch form I. Just love it. 404 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,240 Like bring them back now. I mean, why are we celebrating 405 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,720 with the Cabbage Patch Kids now? The Hollywood When? 406 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,840 When The Olympics come to Hollywood. 407 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,320 Baby, when the Olympics come to Hollywood, shit is about to be 408 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,040 wild. I can't be here. 409 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:34,920 I'm going to have to leave. It could. 410 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,680 Be so wild. Well, then I saw him like they 411 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,480 were talking about the mayor was talking about there's no cars 412 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,280 that are allowed to go to any of the events, right? 413 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,720 You have to take public transportation. 414 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,200 I'm like, you mean in the metro? The metro? 415 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,720 Are you going to get stabbed to death? 416 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,960 Handy. Exactly. 417 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,840 That's where all the games should be like underneath the 418 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,800 ground in the metro. Like how to get off the metro 419 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,560 without being killed? How to get out of Holly West 420 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,680 Hollywood without having so much shit on your doorstep? 421 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,440 What did you think of all the Olympic big Dick? 422 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,360 Oh good for that. Like I forgot about all about 423 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,560 the Summer Olympics having such big Dicks. 424 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,440 Like I've got to say, this was the most penis focused Olympics 425 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,560 I've ever seen and I I couldn't be happier. 426 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,720 I know it was great. When that guy's Dick hit the bar 427 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,120 I was like, is this a gift from God? 428 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,800 Everybody was talking about, even my mother, even my father 429 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,360 and I were talking about. I was like, did you see that 430 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,480 guy's Dick hit that? No, everyone's talking about. 431 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,720 Normally we're used to a very compact smush Dick. 432 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,840 Yeah, Speedo or with layers of protection. 433 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,080 Not the French baby. They went, he went. 434 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,880 And that not only do you see balls, you saw a Dick, you saw a 435 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,800 smashing of the two together. A. 436 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,480 Bird had a wibble. Wobble. 437 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,760 It was, it was alive. It was alive. 438 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,920 He was, he was the, the the bird was competing also. 439 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,160 The man was competing and the bird was competing. 440 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,320 At least I think that Dick and Balls was run and operated by 441 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:07,280 Jim Henson's Creature Shop. Give him a gold. 442 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,000 Give that bird a gold. Medal. 443 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:15,480 A gold medal, honey. Bert puts the dog before making, 444 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,040 puts on the dog before making. A real splash. 445 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,800 Oh, this is an old picture of Burt Reynolds. 446 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,160 Oh yeah, that's a flashback. Back in the day flashback Back 447 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,680 in the day. Oh wait, sorry, I'm now I'm 448 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,200 distracted. This great piece of literature 449 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,400 Letterman to Oprah. I'm so sorry about the fat 450 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,320 jokes. Oh yeah, cruel. 451 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,760 David Letterman upset Oprah Winfrey by making fun at her 452 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:43,440 expense, but he desperately wants to kiss and make up the 453 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:47,480 queen of daytime TV. Poor Oprah. 454 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,120 Whatever happened to her? She colonized Hawaii and now is 455 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:57,320 being burnt at the stake. I love that she got caught doing 456 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,240 Ozempic. Like she's just wouldn't say 457 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,880 what she was doing and then she finally had to admit that she 458 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,560 was doing Ozempic. I mean, we are. 459 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,760 It's like Oprah, thinner than ever. 460 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:12,000 Oprah more stunning than ever. I'm just walking, walking around 461 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,480 the Manor. I'm just watching. 462 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,760 Vegetables. I mean, like all these years and 463 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,760 then all of a sudden there's a a new weight loss drug and then 464 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,160 all of a sudden you lose weight. Don't try to take me, Oprah. 465 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,520 Exact same time. I mean, you know who the Ozempic 466 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,160 has worked the best for though. Kelly Clarkson. 467 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,080 In that vein, she's a genie in the bottle. 468 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,320 Oh, Christina, I really did. I. 469 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,480 Really did. If we could get Britney on as 470 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:42,600 that pick too, we could relive 2000. 471 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:48,520 We could have a recreation of the 2000 VMA's. 472 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,000 Oh my God, those two come out. Yes, exactly. 473 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,080 I'll introduce Whitney Houston. Christina Aguilera is so thin 474 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,560 and tiny, it's truly unbelievable. 475 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,760 It really is unbelievable. And I was like, when soon as I 476 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,560 saw her, I'm like, oh, I was that back. 477 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:07,040 But like if Ozempic works like every star should be on it. 478 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,160 Yeah. You're getting our glory days 479 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,280 stars back. I can't even imagine. 480 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,600 Well, whenever I see like, you know, a bigger star, the first 481 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,680 thing I think now, which is so sad, I'm like, oh, why aren't 482 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,960 they on Ozempic? They don't want their goods 483 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,280 arranged. Yeah, I like Lizzo. 484 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,760 Is Lizzo not on Ozempic? No, she's she, she, she's not on 485 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,160 Ozempic. Richard Simmons gave me a new 486 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:26,880 body. Were you? 487 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,160 Depressed for Richard Serp or Richard? 488 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,680 I mean, now you've lived in West Hollywood for many years, so you 489 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,400 must have had run insurance. I've never had a Richard Simmons 490 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,280 run in. You never did. 491 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,600 I'm so sad about that. Why did I? 492 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,240 Why do I even live here? Like. 493 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,240 What's the point of? Like the energies would have, he 494 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,360 would have like been drawn. I know. 495 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,680 And I saw people that went to his like exercise thing in 496 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,360 Beverly Hills. I never did that. 497 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:58,480 Wow, I once ran into him at pavilions and he and this is a 498 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,320 great story Pete. He was singing and dancing among 499 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,360 the among the checkout. Lines as you want him to. 500 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,440 I love that and. It was a song much like Bette 501 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,520 Davis sang and Whatever Happened to Baby? 502 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:20,000 G Oh my God. Like, I'm gay, he met, we put 503 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:24,680 Daddy OK, and he's going in between all of the things. 504 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,400 And he comes up to me and I'm standing in the checkout line 505 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,000 and next to me is the helium balloons, you know, the foil 506 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,640 balloons. And he grabs the balloon and he 507 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:40,920 looks up at me and says, well, you buy me a balloon, Daddy. 508 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:47,640 My God, just so lucky. And I said yes, little girl, and 509 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,960 he skipped away and he just danced off and everyone was so 510 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,280 delighted. He kind of turned into whatever 511 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,600 happened to Baby Jane, he disappeared, whatever happened 512 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,760 to Richard Simmons. I was loving the stories when he 513 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,080 disappeared. Oh me too. 514 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,160 Like he was kidnapped by the like by the by the maid or? 515 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,760 That she had like a voodoo trance on him or something. 516 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,680 Yeah, yeah. And she was controlling. 517 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,040 Him in the end, when he died, she was the one that came 518 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,200 forward and said he was. They were like, they were like 519 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,720 in, they were like each other's companions. 520 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:25,080 Whatever, whatever, I preferred the story where she had control 521 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,760 of him. Yes, had him tied up in the bed. 522 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:32,080 Exactly, and she or or I also enjoyed that Richard was finally 523 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,760 gonna live his cross dresser. Oh yeah. 524 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,520 That's really. Well, I bet you all of that's 525 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,800 true. He was kidnapped in a wig, yes. 526 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,120 Now, what have been your favorite like over the years? 527 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,680 You, you know, we've seen so many tabloid stories. 528 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,800 Who are your favorite stars to be covered in the tabs? 529 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,400 I mean, you're a Princess Diana. Girl, I'm a Princess Diana. 530 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,800 Girl. There was one right here that I 531 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,120 was looking at that said Princess. 532 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,720 What was that? Died to be named in three 533 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,040 divorces over here. Oh my. 534 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:09,240 Well yes, I love Princess Diana. This one's the Polish string 535 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,440 secret report. Tragic. 536 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:14,000 Diana will become a shoplifter. Oh my God. 537 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,440 I love Princess Diana's stuff, I loved Madonna's stuff back in 538 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,920 the day. Like also back then, like in the 539 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,240 90s, you know before the Internet this is the only way to 540 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,640 get information on celebrities other than A Current Affair and 541 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,760 hard copy. I was recently did an episode 542 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,120 where I went back and just looked at The Enquirer and I 543 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,320 brought up the sound effect from The Enquirer commercials. 544 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,440 Oh, I love that commercial. Inquiring minds were never. 545 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,920 Like me. Like me. 546 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,440 God, Pete, you deserve to be in one of those commercials. 547 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,080 I do. Like me. 548 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,160 Like. Do I need to produce? 549 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,120 Do I need to produce that? Somebody came up to me and told 550 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,760 me that I should be a reporter. I should write to the Inquirer 551 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,480 and tell them that I want to be a reporter. 552 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,320 And I I work in Hollywood and I have inside source. 553 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,560 I want that for you also like who are those terrible ladies 554 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,680 that were in the post? Oh, Cindy Adams. 555 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:14,200 Cindy Adams and Liz Smith. Listen, I think. 556 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,760 You deserve to take those mantels. 557 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,880 I would love to move to New York City, back to New York City and 558 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,360 write for the this page 6. And you start Hobnom immediately 559 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,360 in the upper echelon of society. Yeah, some in Upper East Side 560 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,320 socialize. Oh. 561 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,480 You're wearing head to toe Air mez goatee Air mez from the 90s 562 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,360 and you're looking at people. With your magnifying I I hope 563 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,240 that does come true. That's the only thing I really 564 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,960 want now in my life. Is to be a upper echelon society 565 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:46,880 rewarder. Yeah. 566 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,720 My dreams have changed also, yeah. 567 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,000 Goodbye. Hollywood. 568 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,800 Goodbye, Hollywood. I'm leaving for the Upper East 569 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,880 Side. She's come to the mix. 570 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,400 She's the biggest new guy. It's pizza on the gossip side. 571 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,080 Whoo, you'd be great at that. Oh, God. 572 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,200 Seinfeld. AIDS tragedy. 573 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,160 Yeah, I know. But that's what what AIDS 574 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,800 tragedy was there. There also in the tablets back 575 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,560 then there was a lot of stories about AIDS, aids. 576 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,960 There was always like sharing AIDS, aids. 577 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,480 AIDS and there was fat. A lot of fat shaming. 578 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,720 Fat shaming aids people in the closet. 579 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:28,040 So much more exciting back. There exciting and also there 580 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:33,120 was a we were in in the 80s was a really interesting time when 581 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:39,480 stars from the 30s and 40s and 50s that were huge, huge stars 582 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,080 were still alive. Yeah. 583 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,880 So you could have like Mae West, shocker. 584 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,560 Yes. Doris Day shocker, they were. 585 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,680 What was Doris Day shocker? That she was a lesbian, he says. 586 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,840 She kicked me out of bed and slept with her dogs, she says. 587 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:04,560 How could he be such a jerk? It's important to me. 588 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,800 It is important. Travolta shocked by wife's sex 589 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:13,520 romp with Tom Cruise. Diana rescues drowning tramp. 590 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,760 I smell death as I sang. Then a fairy Princess was 591 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,280 holding my hand. Diana saved a tramp. 592 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,080 That's what this says. If it's in here, if it's in the 593 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,400 globe, in my speech, it's. Got to be real. 594 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,720 Always lots of stories about Oprah too. 595 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,800 Back in the day. Oprah. 596 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,680 Was the most covered I. Think Michael Jackson. 597 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,720 Oh, here we go. Here's some good fat shaming. 598 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,600 230 LB Rosie is a ticking time bomb. 599 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:47,480 Rosie O'Donnell. Fat killing Talk Queen Doc 600 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,160 warns. This is also this type of 601 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,720 headline Fat killing talk, Queen Doc warns. 602 00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,520 It's so crazy, I love it. Rosie's a non-stop snacker and 603 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,080 it's all junk food, pizzas, burgers and candy. 604 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,960 What she used to say on her show that she loved Ding dongs. 605 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,320 She did ring a Ding, so whatever the hell they are. 606 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,320 Were you a big watcher of the Rosie Show back in the day? 607 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,120 I, I, well, I've always loved daytime talk shows and nighttime 608 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,880 talk shows. So I, I did watch it, but I 609 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,760 wasn't like a like all all about Rosie O'Donnell show. 610 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:24,240 But I, I always like talk shows, like when people ask me, what do 611 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,800 you watch? I'm like Wendy Williams. 612 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,640 Wendy, I mean, I knew that we were were together on that mind. 613 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,160 I feel like Wendy Williams was the best at the art form and the 614 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,480 best it will ever be. There's no one that's going to 615 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,400 be better than Wendy. I was just watching old episodes 616 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,480 on YouTube and I was just like, Oh my God, she was so good. 617 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,320 She went on Ellen's show once as a guest, and they brought it. 618 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,440 Like they did a segment of Ask Wendy, but for Ellen's audience. 619 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,680 And Ellen just seems so mad that the audience loved Wendy. 620 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,680 Like she's so mad about it. And she was so good at giving 621 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,360 advice. And I'm like, why couldn't you 622 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,600 give your own, give yourself advice, Wendy? 623 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,160 Why? I mean. 624 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,000 I don't completely understand that this whole thing with 625 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,280 Wendy, it doesn't make sense. It's just so bizarre because she 626 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:14,840 seemed so no nonsense on the show, but she was nothing but 627 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,320 nonsense in her own personal, personal life. 628 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,880 Her personal life was all nonsense. 629 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,239 All nonsense mess. I mean when she was hiding the 630 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:27,480 booze in the ceiling tiles. It just seemed like everything 631 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,199 like unravelled really fast. So fast and like how much drugs? 632 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,400 What's she doing? I mean, did you get into this 633 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,679 behind the scenes articles like from when It was like they were 634 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:40,600 like they had at one point she got so bad that they put on a 635 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:45,280 delay and the producers had 10 minutes to decide whether she 636 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,960 was too fucked up to do the show. 637 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,080 I read that whole article about because I was like, because 638 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,840 towards the end I was like, something's going on with her 639 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,760 because she was just like sort of drift off. 640 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,440 It was. It was off and look, I was the 641 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,600 number one staunch person. I was like Wendy COVID being 642 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,480 depressed and weird. I'll take. 643 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,080 It yes, I'll. Take it a million times, yes. 644 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,880 Oh, yes, And I went to one of the last shows, I went to New 645 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,920 York like 2021, and we had to wear a mask in the audience. 646 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,800 And I think they thought I was trans because they put me in the 647 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,680 corner with this other, this trans woman. 648 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,040 And she was so mad because she's like, every time I come here, 649 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,160 they put me in this corner and I'm like, well, maybe they think 650 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:26,440 I'm trans. But she was like, she seemed a 651 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,240 little out of it when I went to the live taping of it. 652 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,400 Yeah. And she's having trouble walking 653 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,840 with her lymphedema. Oh, the lymphedema. 654 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,000 Oh, the lymphedema. Lymphedema. 655 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,160 She used to have that girly little hop. 656 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,200 I know. To the thing that eventually was 657 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,840 just a trudge. And now that she's like under a 658 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,400 conservatorship with some weird white woman that has control of 659 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,520 her money. Why? 660 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,640 How are these weird white women getting control of our favorite 661 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,280 stars? It doesn't make any sense. 662 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,280 She's some sort of like judge or something, right? 663 00:35:54,360 --> 00:36:00,200 Yeah, it's so strange and scary and bizarre and that Wendy doc. 664 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,800 I well the you mean the one that like the newer ones? 665 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,080 Because new ones I know. Not the good ones when she was 666 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,560 in control. We love that because we felt 667 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,440 like Adam. Wendy, That's right. 668 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,120 Eat Doritos and caviar, cry, shift your wig. 669 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,080 Do all of it like we love you. You're perfect. 670 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,120 And then this new one. I had. 671 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,600 I couldn't finish it because it was so sad. 672 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,760 It was making me sad you. Get to the part where she was 673 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,800 with Blac Chyna. Yeah, I did see that. 674 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,880 Yeah, she takes that. She looks I was so sad. 675 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:34,520 I thought she was the the I saw her do it live one time. 676 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,400 So a long Wendy Williams story that I'll make shorter is I went 677 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:44,480 to the Halloween show in Wendy to for Wendy in like the early 678 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,360 aughts, like maybe 2007. I remember when you were on the. 679 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,200 You mean like on the the? Well, I went on the show, but 680 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,640 before the how I got to be on the show, Pete, was that I'd 681 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,640 gone with my friend Eric Couture Aviance to see a taping. 682 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,200 Erica showed up in drag. We got there and they're like, 683 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,280 oh, what is your name? And she's like, oh, Eric 684 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,120 Couture. And then when we got to the 685 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,920 front, they said, sorry, we don't let people in costume into 686 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,920 the show. And we were like, oh, and 687 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,200 they're like, you can't just have people showing up as 688 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,760 refrigerators and shit. Like it's price of rice is 689 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,720 right. And so we were both like shell 690 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,840 shocked. They're like, Oh my God, our 691 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,440 favorite show is totally like homophobia in US right now. 692 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,680 I remember when they were talking about. 693 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,040 And they put they put us in the corner that you were in and they 694 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,760 were like, the this area, you can go in, but you're not going 695 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,200 to be on camera at all. And so we were there. 696 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,840 It became like a big thing because Erica talked about it. 697 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:44,080 The ACLU got involved and they made a big apology to Erica and 698 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,760 the producer called Erica. So when I got a big sketch show, 699 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,160 I had reached out to that producer. 700 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,960 It was like, thank you for apologizing to Erica. 701 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,440 That was like right around the same time. 702 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,600 Is the producer Suzanne? No, there was some guy named 703 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,040 Rob. Some. 704 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,360 There's always a gay guy in the background who was actually in 705 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,480 charge that we never saw. And I reached out to him and I 706 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,840 said, you know, thanks for pausing to my friend Erica. 707 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,320 We started chatting and I was like, you know, I'm on the big A 708 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,920 sketch show. Maybe we could get on. 709 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,520 And that was when people were doing hot topics in the front 710 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,560 row. Like the guest was you didn't 711 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:21,000 come sit on stage, so it was a little ghetto and you sat in the 712 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,080 front row and it was me. And now the two most famous 713 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,840 people from big A sketch show who are now millionaires, Kate 714 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,880 McKinnon and Coleman Domingo I. Remember that. 715 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,720 Ouch, sweetie. And yeah, we did do it. 716 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:38,920 And we got to see Wendy like this close, do the hot topics. 717 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:44,240 And I was like, wow, the way she worked that fucking camera was 718 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:47,840 so good. And it was like a the best 719 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,120 performance of Hot Topics I've ever seen. 720 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,640 How are you doing? What? 721 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:59,400 Was that, what was that? What was that like The Wendy? 722 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,720 Do you get into the guy who does the the Wendy universe? 723 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,160 Where it's like this whole like when he re edit it yeah he. 724 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,560 Re edits it with all the sound effects and. 725 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,560 Like. Laser sounds like spooky music 726 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,360 and. Like and like it's just her 727 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,360 walking, the sound effect of her feet walking and the audience 728 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,720 looking at her. Yeah, if you've never gotten 729 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,840 into it, I believe it's called the Wendy Williams Multiverse. 730 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:30,080 Or something like that, yeah. That is 100% beat ask Ivana 731 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,400 advice for the 90s. Yes, ask her. 732 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,880 What advice does she give? Does she talk about it? 733 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,200 What happens if they bury you in a golf course? 734 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:47,160 My husband has buried me as a tax deduction on his luxury golf 735 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,800 course. What should I do? 736 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,240 Dig me up. Dig me up. 737 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,040 I blame my brother for daughter's death. 738 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,440 Ouch, heavy stuff. God, my brother now. 739 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,120 Well, let's do a more fun one than that. 740 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,680 After a parade of losers, I've had it. 741 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,560 I'm a 38 year old woman who's had a disastrous affair after 742 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,840 another. The first fellow I lived with 743 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,680 turned. Out to be a drug dealer. 744 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,960 The next guy left me after I gave him money to start a 745 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,680 business. The last fellow wined and dined 746 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,880 me for two weeks and then dumped me when his steady girlfriend 747 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,280 got back from vacation. I'm heartbroken and ready to 748 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,360 give it up. Calling it quits. 749 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:31,560 Ottawa, Canada and Ivana says there's no reason to give up. 750 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,440 Just don't take it easy. Don't jump head first into a 751 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,840 relationship with every man you meet. 752 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:46,000 Give yourself a a time to date different guys and get to know 753 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,360 them and develop trust before giving so much. 754 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,000 It's not great advice. I wanna. 755 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:59,080 Don't get mad, get everything. What is that the answer to every 756 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:00,760 time? Go what? 757 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,960 Don't get mad, get everything. And my daughter doesn't talk to 758 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,080 me. Don't get mad, get to 759 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,960 everything. The top ten scandals you read 760 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,880 about first in the Globe? They include Vanna Seduced to 761 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:19,200 Me. Cortana, can I borrow us an asks 762 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:24,160 for X-rated. Wow, Brawl in the Family, The 763 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,800 story of untold Mac's family slugfest. 764 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,360 Oh form. Macaulay Culkin. 765 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,720 Mac had it rough. James Brown with new gal three 766 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,520 days after her wife died. Remember when James Brown was on 767 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,440 like a drug Bender? Oh yes, that was wild. 768 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,480 And his hair was wild and he was like, I also thought that woman, 769 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,320 when he died, I forgot her Tammy or something showed up with red 770 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,840 hair. Fabulous weeping Fergie cracks 771 00:41:53,840 --> 00:42:01,600 up after sexcapades are exposed. Michael rocked by strippers 772 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,800 claims of sizzling fling. Wow. 773 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:10,440 And just like that. What is your thought now? 774 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,720 Are you Sex in the City girl? I am a Sex in the City girl. 775 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,880 And what do we think of and just like that? 776 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,480 I'm not like I'm, I mean, I watch it. 777 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,160 I'll watch them. I think I put them on the moon 778 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,880 and I'll watch, right? Because we're grateful to have 779 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,320 the girls back in existence. But it is outrageously. 780 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,440 Bad. It's so bad. 781 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,760 And it's also like, let those girls have fun. 782 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:35,000 I mean, last step is last season Carrie vomited. 783 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,040 Like that's what you're gonna do. 784 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,800 I've never seen her vomit on that. 785 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,680 I don't think I've ever seen vomit on sex on this set. 786 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,520 Definitely not. And then when we had to watch 787 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,200 the behind the scenes when she was holding in her mouth and 788 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,920 doing all the rest, like, that's not what we need. 789 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,400 No, we don't want to we. Also didn't need Cynthia Nixon's 790 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,880 full pussy. No, we didn't need to see that. 791 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,920 No, I needed to see that. No, I had to see that Ginger. 792 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,840 Plus, you ought to you were a huge fan of the fingering I'm. 793 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,280 Sure. Oh God, with Chay Chay and. 794 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,960 Now isn't doesn't that feel like a fever dream that the country 795 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,720 was wrapped up in hating Chay? Or it's all over, it's all over 796 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:14,360 weapons after all that. And then they like, like, I 797 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,440 wonder how they write her off. I wonder if they kill her 798 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,640 They're. Just never coming back. 799 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,080 She's gone, they're gone, they're gone. 800 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,800 A battle that's never ending. The battle of accidentally 801 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,240 calling Shay She. Don't you dare, don't you dare, 802 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,400 Don't you dare finger you. Don't you they'll they'll finger 803 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:34,880 you. They'll. 804 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,920 Finger you. Gosh. 805 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,040 Darn it. They'll do it. 806 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,920 Oh. I need Kathy Lee Gifford. 807 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,720 You need a miracle. You need a miracle. 808 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,240 OK, some current hot topics I wanted to ask you about. 809 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,800 Are you a Britney fan? I am a Britney fan. 810 00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:00,800 What do you think of her fucking the gardener and like continuing 811 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,960 to date what they're calling the felon? 812 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,680 I think it's great. It's also, I think it's good for 813 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,200 her. Well, there would you say there 814 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,880 was a video of them like she was at some child's like I guess his 815 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,680 children's some sort of like what's that thing where kids go 816 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,320 to and they jump up and down the bouncy house, bouncy house thing 817 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,560 and she. Was at the bouncy house with the 818 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,320 kids. Those stupid fuckers. 819 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,800 I sucked their dad's Dick behind the bouncy house. 820 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,920 Nobody saw. I mean, that's basically it. 821 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,400 And I heard that he feeds her drugs. 822 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,840 That's got to be it. She's like, I'm so fucking 823 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,960 bored. I just need a fucking bump. 824 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,640 That's what I need. My kids are real assholes. 825 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,600 She does bums and goes on the bouncy house for hours and hours 826 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,760 and hours. Fucking on the bouncy house, I 827 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,240 spin. Do you think we're ever getting, 828 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,200 do you think we're ever getting any true new content from 829 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,560 Britney ever again? No. 830 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,240 No. Do you? 831 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,520 No, No. I think like the only thing they 832 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,200 can do is like do what? They've been doing. 833 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,640 Stuff. But it's like that what they did 834 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,200 with what was that last terrible thing that they tried to pawn 835 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,760 off as a new song? Oh, with Will, I am, yeah. 836 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,760 Yeah, but what the fuck was that even called? 837 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,880 It's so bad that I can't even remember what it. 838 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,240 Was it was a horrible song. Well, then she did that song 839 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,760 with Elton John. But I'm like but. 840 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,520 Again, that's like another thing where I think they found old 841 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,160 shit. She didn't record that song. 842 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,240 She. Did not. 843 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:26,240 Know it's probably I don't want. To go to that fucking gay guy's 844 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:28,880 house and do it like he's fat. I don't want to. 845 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:32,320 He's weird and fat. He's going to smother me. 846 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,080 He's going to smother me like a biscuit. 847 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,760 He's going to try to eat my food. 848 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,720 I ain't doing that. I ain't doing it. 849 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,520 Britney Jane, get out of mommy. Get out of here. 850 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,800 I've been getting into some of the old, there's a guy who's who 851 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,400 writes those blind items for crazy day and nights and on his 852 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:57,000 Patreon, he has been doing the Britney Sears, Britney Spears 853 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,840 odyssey and going every year and every detail and every court 854 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,600 case and everything that's going on. 855 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,400 And like there's so much going on, but like there's so many 856 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,840 other shit that we only really heard about quickly. 857 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,840 But like all the security guards who during the conservatorship 858 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,440 were like she's, I was sexually harassed by her. 859 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,880 She flashed my pussy every time I would come into the pool 860 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,880 house. She was always in there naked. 861 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,760 She would fuck with the windows open and be like meet me at the 862 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,440 back door guard and then be like there with her pussy out being 863 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,400 like get me some cigarettes guard. 864 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,400 My God. Well, I mean, I felt bad for 865 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,280 her. What else could she do? 866 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,080 She was trapped. Trapped. 867 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,600 Like an animal. Security guard. 868 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,640 Had to show her pussy the security guard, she was so 869 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,480 bored. Now she's on the lease, I'm 870 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,040 surprised that we we don't see her more like driving around LA 871 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,120 like crazy. I mean, honestly, if I could get 872 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:51,240 a time machine and go back to the gas station lighter days. 873 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,280 Oh. Yeah, ever. 874 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,600 Like in like over here in West Hollywood. 875 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,160 Yeah. I mean, that's why I wasn't here 876 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,400 yet, but I remember like she was on the loose. 877 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,960 She was on the lease. She was so on the loose. 878 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,840 Beat Madonna's new boyfriend. Any thoughts? 879 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,000 Well she's in Italy with him now but like I can't find any 880 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,200 information about him. I heard that he's 28. 881 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,280 OK, that's reasonable. That's. 882 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,480 Reasonable, but like where did this one come from? 883 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,680 Where do where does Madonna meet a man? 884 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,640 I think I have I, I have a theory like she just does like 885 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,120 photo shoots and that like they like bring in models and then 886 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,040 they, they're not real photo shoots. 887 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,600 They just like she just has them so she can meet hot guys or. 888 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,800 Like the dancers have hot friends. 889 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,320 Yeah, the dance 'cause she like, she likes dancers, she likes 890 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,880 models. The last one was a boxer. 891 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,040 The boxer? He was her son's boxing teacher. 892 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,920 What a what a MILF. I mean also like she does not 893 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,120 care about bringing different men around her children over and 894 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,440 over and over like. Definitely not. 895 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,400 She's like, that's one thing. She's like, mommy's going to do 896 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,640 what Mommy needs to. Mommy's pussy has to be 897 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,960 serviced. It's been serviced to the 10th 898 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,560 degree all these years and I'm not stopping now. 899 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,440 She's Madonna. But I was also thinking like, 900 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,840 yeah, she's, she's wandering around Italy with him. 901 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,320 And I'm just like, my God, yours has been so hugely famous for so 902 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,800 long. You can just get like I want a 903 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,720 boyfriend and just get like a boyfriend. 904 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,840 Yeah, like, I, I mean, I bet if you were in the room with 905 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,600 Madonna and she was like all into you, you'd probably be 906 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,480 like, I do. I do like Madonna. 907 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,600 Like she probably seduces. Yeah, when I saw her in country, 908 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,120 I was so close to her and like I looked right in her eyes. 909 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,680 Up close, you wet a couple times. 910 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,760 I went three times, like I went once in Pittsburgh with I took 911 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,320 my father and I was really close. 912 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,240 Like she looked me right in the eyes and I got like chills 913 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:41,840 because they were so like dead. And I love Madonna, but I I she 914 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,040 just was. I mean, she was singing. 915 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,840 Tell me we were singing to each other. 916 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,320 Love isn't true. But I just remember looking in 917 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,320 her eyes and I got like I smiled at her and she just like nodded 918 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,640 her head. Like she didn't smile because I 919 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,000 guess she was singing but like her eyes just seemed so like. 920 00:48:55,280 --> 00:49:00,000 Wow. You know, like she like deep 921 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,960 dark. Is that as close as you've ever 922 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,200 gotten to Madonna after all these years? 923 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:10,000 Well, I was at the Roxy and and for the you were at the time, 924 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,520 Roxy at the Valentine's Day show in 1998 and I got really close 925 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,840 to her. Wow. 926 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,080 Wait, what era was 90? 8 ray of light. 927 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,920 Well, just about the ray of light was about to come out. 928 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,720 'Cause that was that same or when Beyoncé also went to the 929 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,560 Roxy. Yes, yeah, but everyone went to 930 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,200 the Roxy. That was the Roxy, was it? 931 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,320 Oh, it's gone. It is the all the good stuff 932 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,480 gone. It's all dead. 933 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,920 It's all. It's all but. 934 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,960 Madonna's still here. Madonna's still here, her 935 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,280 pussies on fire for. Her. 936 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,600 Jlo and Ben. Oh my gosh. 937 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,680 Desperate to maintain his sobriety and he's got to get 938 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,480 out. Well, I thought that she like 939 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,080 started her own liquor brand and she's married to an alcoholic 940 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,600 and she doesn't even drink. Yeah, exactly. 941 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,360 That seems very aggressive. He's very aggressive, like a 942 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,400 very aggressive dude if you can't. 943 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,560 And also like I heard that they're not, they're going to 944 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,280 get divorced, but they're not going to announce it till they 945 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,600 sell the house. The 60. $1,000,000. 946 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,160 Sell that $60 million house. Nobody wants to buy a $60 947 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,720 million house with the with the stink. 948 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,520 Of those. Jlo and yeah, like the the low, 949 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:17,200 if you can afford 60 million, you can afford a new build. 950 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:21,640 Thank you. And also I heard that Jennifer 951 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,520 Aniston's interested in Ben Affleck and I'm like, what's 952 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,720 with all these Jennifer's? Wow, now talk about a tabloid 953 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,120 star who's been tormented for years. 954 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,080 Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston. 955 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,560 Or Jennifer Aniston. Just like. 956 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,400 Hiding behind the Rachel. Oh, she has to. 957 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,040 Do you remember when she went on Oprah and she had a little bit 958 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:45,280 of too much filler and so they really Racheled her out to try 959 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,360 to cover as much? Oh. 960 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,440 No. Is this what she was talking 961 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,360 about the the divorce with Brad? She. 962 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,240 Was like post friends she went on and it was it was early 963 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:57,960 filler era. She's been they've just made her 964 00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:02,000 like trying to get a baby for so long. 965 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,520 I. Don't think she ever wanted one, 966 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,400 but I think she I felt like she maybe tried to pretend that she 967 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,920 did. She probably felt like she 968 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,480 should want a baby. I want a baby. 969 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,440 I want one right now. You do. 970 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,840 With salt. With a little truffle salt. 971 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,080 Yeah. It's like a baby right now. 972 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,280 The she, she probably, she's probably a she doesn't want a 973 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,640 fucking baby. She wants to hang out with 974 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,560 faggots. And smoke weed and do yoga and. 975 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,800 Do yoga. Like live it up. 976 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:36,120 And drink her smart water and put on her Aveeno moisturizer 977 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,240 live. Free not be running around some 978 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:41,240 Rugrats. She's rich enough that she could 979 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:44,840 have had a baby at any time. She'd be good to order a baby on 980 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,480 DoorDash. Well, she could get one from 981 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,200 malaria, not. Malaria. 982 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,280 Yeah, everybody. Malawi should. 983 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,120 We get a Malawi baby, she could buy one of Madonnas. 984 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,840 Do you own one of these? No, I don't own one of those. 985 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,280 Do you own any special products from What's the? 986 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,320 What's the What's the one that's worth with all the real? 987 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,040 Ashton Drake. Ashton Drake, All the real life 988 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,760 baby dolls. Yeah, well, somebody bought me 989 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,920 the alien baby doll Lumina, but I I was hoping I was going to 990 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,960 feel like. Wait, that was from Ashton 991 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,200 Drake? I was talking about it on Total 992 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,000 Trash Live and somebody bought it for me and sent it to me for 993 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,360 Christmas. Now that person has just brought 994 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,080 a lot of joy to the world since you got your baby. 995 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,920 Thank you, but my mom broke its foot. 996 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:33,440 Her foot. Your mother Pete's mother goes 997 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,160 mad breaking baby's foot, but she forces say. 998 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,360 But she blames the cat. She brings my cat. 999 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:49,400 To blame mom, says SZ. My mom was watching the cat and 1000 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,440 she messed it. She calls me up. 1001 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,480 She's like something horrible happened and I thought Oh my God 1002 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,640 something happened to my cat. She's like Luminas foot broke. 1003 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,320 The cat knocked her off the shelf. 1004 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,320 I'm like I don't believe that story. 1005 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,760 I think you dropped. You were playing with Lamina and 1006 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,200 you fucking did it, Mom. Justin Timberlake's DUI. 1007 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:11,480 Good for her, get drunk and try to do something interesting. 1008 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,800 Right. The best part of that to me was 1009 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:19,160 the meme that came after that said, you know which one that in 1010 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,840 his bloodstream they found like cocaine, ecstasy, it. 1011 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,240 Looked, really. It looked real. 1012 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,520 And the Daily Mail. Poppers and Truvada. 1013 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,080 Truvada. I was like a friend of mine 1014 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,840 thought it was real. So did my my trainer said to me, 1015 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,960 he said. But why was he taking Truvada? 1016 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,040 I I don't even want to correct people. 1017 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,480 Let's just let them believe that lie I. 1018 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,040 Think that's the greatest lie, that he's out there? 1019 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,000 He's on poppers. Driving around and then driving. 1020 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,080 Around in the Hamptons looking for for Dick. 1021 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,520 Now, did you did you see the footage that came out the day 1022 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,920 later or two days later of him in concert where he looked 1023 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,400 really fucked up? What do you think was going on 1024 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:01,840 there? I don't. 1025 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,280 Know what was going on, he looked he. 1026 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,640 Looked like he was James Brown on that fucking coke Bender in 1027 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,280 the 80s. He was on. 1028 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,200 Something was Askew, something was happening. 1029 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,360 Very Askew. And I don't know what's going on 1030 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,960 with him and that wife, Jessica Biel. 1031 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,000 It's that that relationship is that's fraud. 1032 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,800 I don't believe it. And also, like, who would want 1033 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,880 Justin Timberlake like such a mug? 1034 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,160 So smug and smarmy. Smarmy, did you watch when when 1035 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:31,520 he was releasing the album and he did like a one time show here 1036 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,520 in Los Angeles, a free show and he was introduced. 1037 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:39,640 He was like, now there's one other thing maybe you guys will 1038 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:44,480 like and he was like strutting around on stage and then he sits 1039 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,280 center and he goes and he opens the curtains and it's In Sync 1040 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,520 and he they're singing. He's like shipping. 1041 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,280 He jabbing around like, I'm such a cool dude. 1042 00:54:54,280 --> 00:55:01,040 I was like smug, smug, smug. And then now they're mad at him 1043 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,040 because he was supposed to go on tour with him and then doesn't 1044 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,720 want to. I mean. 1045 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:08,440 Nobody wants like they want who? Wants to I I can't believe that 1046 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,800 anyone's seeing him in concert on that thing, but the concerts 1047 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,520 look full. I know I don't get it. 1048 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,520 Like and it looks actually like looks pretty good. 1049 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,280 I mean the one thing I was sure he wasn't was on drugs in the 1050 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,560 concert. Like I'm not a fan but he did 1051 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,240 seem to be dancing and singing and not on coke. 1052 00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:26,520 And the set looked good because, like, the stage, like that, 1053 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,800 like, turns upside down and floats over their heads. 1054 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,640 Yeah. Where he's like leaning over the 1055 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,200 crowd. Like I thought like, first of 1056 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,960 all, the company that made that is like, wow, you gave that to 1057 00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,800 Justin Timberlake. You couldn't have think of 1058 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:42,960 somebody better. Than give it to give it to give 1059 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:48,520 it to. Can't even remember her name. 1060 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,440 Charlie Jackson, Lisa. Stansfield, Lisa. 1061 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,760 Give it to Lisa Stansfield. She deserves that. 1062 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,480 I love Lisa Stansfield. Hello. 1063 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,360 Who is it? Lisa Stansfield. 1064 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,800 Yes, we have a propagation for you. 1065 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,840 I'm just a normal woman, retired, living in Brixton. 1066 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,040 Lisa Stansfield. What happened to Lisa 1067 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,840 Stansfield? Remembering she was such a big 1068 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,080 star. Been around the world and. 1069 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,080 I remember when she did that as a duet with Barry White. 1070 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,040 I don't know that. I have to baby up then around 1071 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,000 the world. I Yeah. 1072 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,240 Yeah. Oh, I love that. 1073 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:27,000 I love Barry Wyatt. I I loved her voice. 1074 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:28,480 Spit. Curl. 1075 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,200 That quarrel had a quarrel. She got the quarrel girl. 1076 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:35,560 She's the quarrel with that. Girl, she got the girl and then 1077 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,960 she tried to be sexy for the next album. 1078 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,320 Oh yeah, I love that album too, where she's walking around naked 1079 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,840 really good, London or not And. Then nothing. 1080 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,440 Like she just disappeared. Right now. 1081 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:50,600 She retired to Brixton. Oh my dear, come in the puck of 1082 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,720 bows. Charlie XCX, are you a brat? 1083 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,200 I'm a brat. I mean it feels like you are 1084 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,000 brat. I'm brat 100%. 1085 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000 I'm 100% bra. I recently saw her boiler room 1086 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,280 set. Did you watch that? 1087 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:09,000 Well, it's it's like, you know what that is right when people 1088 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,600 do they do the boiler room is like makes DJ sets and they'll 1089 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,200 they'll play it on YouTube. So it's Charlie XX during the 1090 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,680 brat boiler rim set, because before the album came out and 1091 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:22,040 she'd like, you know, brand brand, brand, brand, brand. 1092 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,200 So she does it with a couple of other deejays. 1093 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,440 Honey, she is straight up doing like we used to do back in the 1094 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:33,640 old nightlife days, ducking under the table to do bumps. 1095 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:34,960 Good. For her like they're. 1096 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,880 Handing her the bag and she's going under the table to do a 1097 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,440 bump and then she's handing the bag, bag, bag. 1098 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,760 That's brat that. Is so. 1099 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,880 Brat. That's Brat. 1100 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,760 I mean, she does not. She is living. 1101 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:51,280 She's written the Coke references into the music. 1102 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,920 I think they should just make coke legal now. 1103 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:55,880 I mean, why not? I just see everybody doing it 1104 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,080 out in public and like anymore anyway. 1105 00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,080 Do you see it? People doing lots of coke? 1106 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,000 Are they doing? Like in right in front of me, 1107 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,320 right in front of you, right in my house, in my kitchen. 1108 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,640 I'm like, what are you doing in here? 1109 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,960 Get away from my air fryer. I'm. 1110 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,160 Brat, I can do what I want. Brat. 1111 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:18,200 Brat. And last but not least, Oh no, 1112 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:23,040 that was already at raw dogging. Oh, everybody wants to do raw 1113 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,480 dog. Nobody wants to wear a condom. 1114 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,520 That's why I'm not fucking. Well, I wasn't talking about 1115 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,480 that type of raw dog. Excuse me? 1116 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,600 No, not on this show. I mean, condoms. 1117 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:38,080 I've never even heard of that. We have you heard of this thing 1118 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,920 which straight guys have been getting into, which is raw dog. 1119 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,800 You know, it seems like it would be erotic, but it is not. 1120 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:50,640 What it is, is going on an airplane flight five to seven 1121 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:55,920 hours or more. No sleeping, no eating, no 1122 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,640 magazines, no earphones. You're supposed to do it. 1123 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,440 Just you and your thoughts. Oh, I saw something like that 1124 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,880 where Jerry O'Connell posted that he was raw talking a 1125 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,080 flight. What the fuck? 1126 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,240 Well honey, those straight boys are so boring they need 1127 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:15,080 something to do. I guess, I guess like when you 1128 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,720 don't have the world stacked against you, now you have to 1129 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:21,200 make sure like you got, I've got a conquer this flight. 1130 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,200 I've done raw Dog because I have to take Spirit Airlines from Los 1131 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,960 Angeles to Pittsburgh, where my family lives. 1132 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,880 No bad. It's the only direct flight to 1133 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,600 Pittsburgh from here. Is Spirit and is and I raw 1134 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,160 jogger. I raw jogger. 1135 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:37,280 Wow, but you mean raw jogging? It means you fuck the stewardess 1136 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,040 and the stewardess. Steward in the condom. 1137 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,760 I love to fuck a Spirit flight attendant. 1138 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:47,520 I mean, maybe you got the Spirit credit card and you got your. 1139 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,800 Spirit Point. And you got the spirit, the 1140 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,160 spirits in you, and the spirits in them. 1141 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,560 I'm a brat spirit. You are. 1142 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,400 You're the spirit brat. They should change to Brat 1143 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,400 Airlines now. You just were in New York for 1144 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:05,080 messy white gays. Yeah, we were doing a workshop 1145 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,640 of it in Vassar College, I believe. 1146 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,640 How fancy. Well, we're living in a dorm. 1147 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:13,880 Yeah. It was fun actually I had a lot 1148 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,120 of. Were there acting school 1149 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,080 students there in summer program? 1150 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,800 There was, there was some students there. 1151 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,080 I don't know exactly what they were doing. 1152 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,640 On an enlisted affair with a college. 1153 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,440 Student I was dreaming or daydreaming of falling in love 1154 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,880 on on a Vassar, you know, college campus. 1155 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,000 Open grinder her Sniffies on campus. 1156 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,960 No, I, I popped up a grinder, but like nothing was really 1157 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,360 popping. And then there was like, no, 1158 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,120 there's no gay bars or anything there. 1159 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,680 Wow. And Poughkeepsie. 1160 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,200 You guys were the gay bar. We were the gay bar and we were 1161 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,520 messy because the first night we locked ourselves out of the dorm 1162 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,840 and then this created across security at like 2:00 in the 1163 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:46,800 morning. Wow. 1164 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,560 Because we're brat. You are obviously brat. 1165 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,480 The cast of that is definitely brat. 1166 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,320 We are so brat. We had so much fun and we ate in 1167 01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,240 the dining hall and I locked myself out of my dorm. 1168 01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,320 Like we locked ourselves out of our dorm house and then I locked 1169 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,920 myself out of my dorm room. Wow, you had to have keys for 1170 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,200 everything? You're too brat for words. 1171 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,280 I. Was a little bit concerned 1172 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:09,720 because the house kind of reminded me of Idaho murder. 1173 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,520 Uh huh. Oh my God, that's why I was very 1174 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,040 concerned. They keep the doors locked on it 1175 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,080 'cause. Wow, honey. 1176 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,880 I don't want somebody coming in here and try to kill us. 1177 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,520 No, but. That's the thing. 1178 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,600 There's always a killer somewhere. 1179 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,880 People think, oh, I'm safe, 'cause I'm on a college campus. 1180 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,800 No, no you're not. Wendy was right. 1181 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,240 Wendy was right. There's always the killer. 1182 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:29,080 Killer is around the corner any moment. 1183 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,680 Any moment. That's why she like to have a 1184 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,040 penthouse with one door to come in and one door to get. 1185 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,760 Exactly with the cats that she never took care of and her 1186 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,960 apartment smelled like. Cats. 1187 01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,480 Well, first of all, they had that dog that disappeared. 1188 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,840 They get rid of the dog and then she got there's two cats and 1189 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,880 then she disappeared. Oh my God, Pete, I can talk to 1190 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:51,000 you for hours and days. Just I'll enjoy you 100%. 1191 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,640 Where can everybody find you? They can listen to Total Trash 1192 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,560 live. You can listen to Total Trash 1193 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:57,960 live. You can find me on Instagram at 1194 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:02,080 Pete Zias and. Oh, you have a new movie that's 1195 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,080 out now? Movie out. 1196 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,920 It's called Ganymede. It's a gay horror thriller. 1197 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,920 Scary. And you could find that on 1198 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,320 Amazon Prime and Apple Plus and Video on Demand. 1199 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:18,000 And yeah, you can watch me on Instagram Live every other 1200 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,320 Monday at 7:00 Hollywood Live. You know what? 1201 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,320 And also if you miss it live, it's there you can watch. 1202 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,320 All of you can watch on my YouTube channel, The Pete Seyer 1203 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:31,120 Show, and you can listen to the podcast on Apple Podcast and 1204 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,040 Spotify and SoundCloud. It's everywhere. 1205 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,400 I mean, it's sometimes Pete, sometimes I'll watch it and then 1206 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,000 listen also separately, so. It's two different experiences. 1207 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,400 It is to watch it and to listen. It's all. 1208 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,280 It's all things. It's all things Brat. 1209 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,960 It's Brat. It's Brat. 1210 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,640 Thanks Brat. Alright, thanks everybody for 1211 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:53,760 listening and we'll see you next time on gay ass fuck. 1212 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,760 Bye baby.