It's a Kiki with John and Nick G Gonna spill all that tea, all my
LGBTS. You're in luck because Johnny
McGovern is gay as fuck. Hello everyone, and welcome to
Gay as Fuck. I'm your host, Mr. John to
Mcgoverness, he who is and shall remain to be.
Well, look, I know that you know that we know that they know that
we know that they know that we know that they know.
And yeah, honey, it's real fucking dark right now.
And to be honest, I did not feel like putting up a regular show
today. How?
I mean, isn't it better just to stay under the covers?
But no, no, today I'm going to be giving you a little peek into
a double podcast I created for my Patreon.
And honestly, after I gave it to the Patreon, all the paid
members, the unpaid members to everyone, I said, you know what?
We all might need this because what we did this week was a
choose your own adventure podcast over on the guest of All
time Patreon. Because look, there's 22 options
we could do TuneIn tune out. And at this moment in time, both
are OK. OK, so in the podcast, we're
going to let you choose your own adventure.
If you want to tune in. Me and Erica are going deep into
the emotions of what the fuck's going on.
Deep thoughts, how scary it is, etcetera.
In a little episode of what we like to call the world Johnny
the world, based on a quote from Miss Coco Aviance many years
ago. And I said, girl, what is wrong?
She said the world, Johnny the world.
And you know what, she was right.
But you know, also there's something to be said for at this
moment not having to think about all that.
So if you want to choose your own adventure, to not deal with
it, to tune out for right now, we're also offering you the
vapid delight of a semi problematic Victoria's Secret
Fashion Show. Watch along.
Both options are here for you to choose your own adventure.
Either one is acceptable or enjoy both.
So this is what the kind of stuff you're going to find over
at guests of all time Patreon. Honey, just join me.
Look, you know, if if ever I'm not feeling like doing this
podcast, I'm always, no matter what, doing it for the Patreon.
So this is a super sized episode with me and the lovely at Eric
Couture Aviance, my sis, my good sis, and I hope that you are in
can enjoy this in whichever way you choose.
And honey, look, all I can do is be here, stay fucking gay and
you know, do our best. So let's get into it.
Get into it. Get into it.
Into it. Erica, tune in Arizona.
Tune in Arizona. Erica, are you still there?
Have you been shipped to a prison camp?
No. I'm here, I'm here.
I can hear you still. Erica, do you need me to come
with bail money and my my whiteness to help save you?
I'll be OK. Girl, I'll be OK the dark, you
know it's always darkest before the dawn or whatever other
platitude you needed the. Dawn's going to be pretty bright
because it's very dark, very, very dark.
Listeners, look, it's a weird time.
We know. We know that they know that we
know that they know that they know that we know that we know.
We know what's up. It's fucking dark fucking day.
And the thing that's been bugging me the most, Erica, is
not, no, not the most the 80th. I mean, there's so many things
bugging me. More of it, but in interactions
of the world is everyone's a lot of performative things that I'm
just like say that for everyone. But I do feel that, you know,
sometimes I, I do actually want to hear some stuff of people
talking about what the fuck they're feeling and what's going
on. But in other ways, I want to
give myself a little lobotomy and not think about anything at
all. So I just just a very easy
frontal lobe. Scrapes.
I speak scrapes. Grapes.
Anito. Done.
Hey, what's going on? Nothing everything's cool so
today for all levels, OK levels don't exist this week because we
need as much escape as we can and gay escape is what this
Patreon is here to give you sweetie.
But we're going to give you we're we're going to give you
both options because today is Johnny and Erica choose your own
adventure podcasts. OK, We're going to be doing 2
podcasts. One, it is going to be an
episode of. The.
World and the immortal words of Coco ambiance and we're going to
talk about how we're feeling and what we did and how we got
through it and what the emotions were and all and and basically
we're going to put on our chaps, get our matching white
stallions, light the torches and ride with Judge Jezebel Justice,
who is sharpening the knives as we speak.
But that's not all. Because maybe that's not what
you need. You know what I mean?
It's everywhere on every channel and every show, and it's going
to be for fucking ever. So we were not forgetting about
us lobotomy wanders because we are also going to be watching
reacting to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2024.
OK, There was a lot that went on, a lot of money spent.
A lot of what? How did they suddenly become
unproblematic? The stars, the bad capes, the
corsets, the mother daughter duos, the amount of money spent
and we're going to talk all about it.
I'm pretty sure Erica has not seen one minute of it.
So this is going to be so fresh because when I saw it, it came
out like a month ago or whatever, or close to that.
And I saw it and I said, Oh my God, we got to do a watch along.
It came out Erica before you right before you went on your
trip. Oh, yeah.
So that's right. So now you've gone on your trip,
we're going to do a whole another show about that.
But I knew that me and you had to only one perspective was the
one I needed to properly watch the return from the gutter and
the sewer of shame and cancel them Victoria's Secret with
anyone but my sis Eric Couture. Vicky Secret I, you know.
This is so. This is, ladies and gentlemen,
the moment and ladies and gentle memes the moment where you're
going to choose your own adventure.
If you're sick of hearing about you know what doing, you know
where and all the fucking shit going on right now, honey, don't
you worry. Just keep pressing play until we
finish the segment of the show where we watch Victoria's Secret
Fashion Show. And then you can press stop and
log off and go into a fantasy land.
Have a weed drink like I am having right now.
Put on an audio book. We need 80s we want you don't
need to get into it, but if you or if you are like I don't have
time for anything frivolous. This isn't the time for this
jaunty the world, Johnny the world.
Then what you're going to do is Fast forward to the one hour, 6
minutes, 12 seconds, honey, jump there and you can directly get
into the world, Johnny the world.
OK? And this is choose your own
adventure now, Erica. For now, the adventure we're
choosing is Lobotomay, the actual Secret Fashion Show 2024.
2024 I picked a couple pics that's all I've seen and they
looked like trash so I'm interested to see.
I mean, there's a lot of I I did not watch this in full, full
carefulness. The stills that I saw the
garments look like garbage but I'm interested to see it.
The sex and everything look crazy so.
Well, I mean, sweetie, it's the Vicky Secret Fashion show.
We're we're not really about the garments.
What this is is them throwing a hue.
They looked at Abercrombie and they said if that nasty gutter
white supremacist sex trafficking brand Abercrombie
and Fitch can be like, we don't do that anymore.
Hey, cutie, what's up? And become one of the most
profitable labels in the country, which is what happened
lately with Abercrombie. A full huge.
Major. Come back and turn around.
So when as old ugly creep face is having sex trafficking
charges, they're like, not our problem.
Hey, you want to crop tea? They looked at that and they
said baby do. You know what?
Do you know what? Nothing really bad.
Exactly. They were so Vicky's secret was
like, look, we can they, you know, they did the same thing.
They dumped all the they dumped all the patties, supposedly.
Of course, no one was complicit. Just those few bad people that
they fired. We got rid of them.
We cut out the evil. And we're definitely going to
have a trans bottle in this fashion, Joe, Don't you worry,
sweetie, we are going to do it. We got it.
And we're going to have Fatty and we're going to have skinnies
and we're going to, we're going to do it all, sweetie, because
we're the new inclusive ish. Vicky's secret.
OK, we want you. We have a lot of stores.
We got a lot of stores. In the middle you can.
Rehab, Anything. We have a lot of stores and we
have a lot. Of stores.
We don't want to close down, sweetie.
We want you to feel good about buying us again, OK?
And you know what? You know what The thing is?
And this is me, Vicki's secret speaking.
OK, Erica, can I just say something?
I know stuff got awkward with me and your community.
Oh, I. Had some people talking to my
ear. Who?
Would one way of saying it. Look, they were old fashioned.
They didn't know what they were doing, you know what I mean?
And it's like, hey, you know, everybody needs underwear.
So yeah, we just agree that we're going to move forward.
It's like a housewife reunion. I want to move forward.
Can we move forward? Or make some money.
Hey, I have an idea, I have a lot of money and y'all
celebrities guess what you love money and your love dressing
sexy. Hey let's just have a party
right? Let's all get dressed up in our
underwear and I'll make a real fancy stage and we will strut.
How about? How about?
The remember when we used to do that?
Girls, girls strut. Hey, girls.
I'll remember when that used to happen.
Wasn't it fun? Yeah, it was.
Fun to strut. Hey girls.
You're right. Let's get back to you.
Come. On girls.
Do you believe in money? Because I've got a lot of
paychecks and it goes something like this.
Vicky. Oh, Vicky.
I got to go, you know, I got to sell some stuff.
OK, I'm going to bring back Chico's next.
That's the cool thing, Chico's big return.
Gen. Z loves Chico's.
That makes sense actually. Goodbye, everyone.
It's me, Vicki. I'm a working woman, I'm a
lingerie designer, and I'm a mom.
You know you can forgive me. Right.
Sure, Victoria, let's do this. Ciao, Ciao everyone.
I'm very continental. Ciao.
OK, so Vicki's desperate to come
back and like, you know, in true of the moment, people are like,
OK, we're doing that fashion show again, let's see.
And everybody's so fame, fame, everyone's fame hungry.
So no one of the new generation of influencer type stars is
going to turn down Victoria's Secret.
I mean. There are some things that I
think I wish they would have done because I have seen this.
But I mean, considering the events of today, it's, you know,
this probably wasn't going to happen.
But like, you know, they did include some trans models this
year, as we'll see. And you know, good for them.
But they didn't include like all your favorite stars.
Do you know what I'm saying? What we could have done in this
and to me would have been like really been like, well, you know
what, Vicky? You know what, Vicky, how'd you
accept you back? And that would have been if they
had taken the main like name the make the new supers for just one
segment of the show, but get like the five most iconic trans
beauties. I mean, yes.
And have them, like the supers of the 80s, all walk together.
I mean that, yeah. That would have been fantastic.
Who would we have cast? Who would we cast in that top
five? Just our opinion.
Everyone's equal. Connie.
Fleming #1. Number one, I mean Amanda
Lefort. Laverne Cox.
Laverne Cox would be great. She, I mean, we're talking
about, let's be real, it's the Laverne deserves her spot in.
There, Carmen. Carrera, oh Candace game.
Candace and Lena. Maybe.
Oh. God, maybe we need like.
Seven. I need more.
Yeah, Lena and every TF. Yes, TS Madison would have to.
Yeah, TS. You could do you could do 15.
I mean, you see OK, let's go bigger.
They could have done a whole section.
Where was all the trans goddesses like all of them, All
the beauties I mean. Because the beauty standard of
now is been taken at from the trans beauty standard.
You know, straight lady beauty standard is the old fashioned
90s trans beauty standard. Yeah, first of all.
So that would have been a moment and I would have said, right,
Cardi Kardashian and all the rest and all the rest.
Anyway, all that is to say, they did not do that.
But they did do their best to pull a stunt.
And let's see, you have fresh eyes.
What are your feelings about Vicki's?
Vicki's ass. Vicki's secret.
I mean it's. You can't relate.
I mean, I can't, I always, I mean, I have not watched.
I did not watch it in a very long time.
The same. I don't think I ever watched a
full 1. I've.
Seen I've seen clips from when we watch it was.
Like like Naomi walking. Right.
Or like, did Naomi walk in the TV ones?
She was a Victoria's Secret. Girl Yeah, she was she did
Vicki's secret. I don't like I would watch it
when that was that would like that would be the the the thing
that I would watch, yeah. I think like, again, I'm not
that familiar. I mean, I remember when all the
girls, you know, like the I guess, yeah.
And I, I don't remember Naomi, but Giselle, you know, the like.
And they would all look at each other.
And then like when there was a guy singing, they would all, he
would sing at each of them and they would all be like.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
And like in the wings, we remember the wings.
Yeah, right. So by the.
Way I've never like watched like sat down and be like, well, I
can't wait for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
But nothing. It was definitely, it was mostly
it was like a Maxim magazine era type thing, you know?
What I mean? Like it was this was made for
men to Jack off too. Yeah, it was.
For men to watch. It wasn't cunt and it wasn't
women power, it was gay. Guys Jo to this and then girls.
If you want guys to Jo to you go to the mall and buy this and,
you know, get this pan Yeah, water gel, jiggle bra or
whatever they do. Water.
Gel jiggle bra. I need me a water gel.
Jiggle bra? Do you sell that water gel
jiggle? Bra.
I'm looking for. Hey, Vicky.
Yo, Vicky. Vicky Vicky, I need that water
gel jiggle bra. Vicky can.
You down in the sock room and get two of those water gel
jiggle bras. The yeah, the WGJBS.
Let's go W. GJBWGJB.
So I'm mostly interested in this as a look at a who they're and
unfortunately you're going to be no help.
There's probably a lot of young influencer types in here that I
wish I could have identified to identify because I don't think I
could even tell you like. Madison Ray or whoever on site.
You know what I mean? Like I.
Definitely can't. I don't even I know that.
That is a girl and she has hair, but OK, maybe if I look up like.
Pull up who all the influencers were that walked in the.
Show yeah, who walked in the Victoria isn't this.
This is when we really get captivating when you're spelling
out what you're searching. It's it's a classic.
It's a classic. Podcast trope.
For the lady, for the world. Certain age, yeah.
The world. I mean, it's on every show.
OK, here we go. Who walked?
Vicki. Vicki, see again.
Now I'm seeing pictures of people who I've never heard of
the models include we've never heard of these just were these
are just the regular models. They better be get this WWD Old
models that were turned were Candace Swap.
Now we've never heard of her. Taylor Hill don't know who that
is. Meyoa, Nicholas.
These are all the old gals that came back.
Iman Hammam. Wow, she's really beautiful and
we know of course. Well, I don't, you know, of
course. Actually, I want to surprise
you. Did you see who made the
surprise comeback at the end of the show?
No. OK, this is good because I'm not
going to ruin it. Then Gigi Hadid was in it that
she's the supermodel of today, like the popular, she's the
she's like, well, I'd say she's the Cindy Cooperative today.
But Cindy Crawford's daughter is the Cindy Crawford of today.
Who is What's Cindy Crawford's daughter's name?
Cindy Crawford is Cindy Crawford Junior, she has her father's
last name. I'm trying to, I can't remember
what it is off the top of my head.
Pretty Mclady son. This article from WWD just gave
me two people who walked. What the heck?
You don't. Walk.
I'll walk when I walk well. I know that we we're going to
get Kate Moss and her daughter. Like at the same time.
Together. Together.
Ava Herzegova Carla Bruni is back honey from back in the day.
Newcomers Victoria Ceretti, Paloma seller Ashley Graham made
the spot, honey. She said, hey, I've been putting
in the work for the big girls. You better motherfucking have me
up in here or else. And she got it.
Adriana. OK, these are the ones who are
the last generation of those stars.
Adriana Lima, Candace Joan Smalls, Dudeson.
OK, I vaguely know who they are, but when we see them, we're and
there was a lot of wings. All right, let's let's get in
here. So everybody, you're going to
go. You can watch it on YouTube.
I'll put the link in the description and we're just
starting at one minute when it's counts down to one, we're
pressing play. OK, we're going to do 3, two and
on one we're going to hit it ready.
OK, 32 we're. Live.
We're seeing New York City. We're seeing backstage.
The girls are laughing. Oh my.
God, you didn't say what? That's right.
I said one. I said we're going to go 32 and
on one. It's like TV show style.
Erica, you don't say the one. I see the wings over the thing.
No, now you're the person to the.
One stop and go back to one. We cannot be off.
You never said one. OK, here we go.
OK, we're going to do it on the imaginary one.
OK, we're going to say 3-2 and then we're going to do the.
Imaginary 1. We're not going to say one,
we're just going to do 1. OK.
OK, ready in 3/2. OK.
We're live the. Skyline of New York City.
That's right. What's?
Happening Empire State Building, there's people who are staying.
White girl, they're having fun. They.
Just pull the lever. It's the Empire State Building.
What's above? Her No.
The Empire State Building is lit up pink.
There's somebody else's helmet. See the sexy lady biker?
She's not activated. Are those a pair of panties in
the sky? Twins.
It's like. It's like the Britney Toxic
video with a sexy She's shooting out a pink beam as she's going
over the Brooklyn. Blizzard Chemtrail we're.
Backstage, all the girls are. They're nervous.
All of the girls have had all the all the middle-aged girls,
honey. They've had the procedures done
for at least a year. Everything's got to be set.
Everybody just perfectly. Substance was being served
backstage and we see the flying pair of panties.
Victor. Is always in their logo.
I think the Wings is a goal. Though.
I don't know, no. This looks familiar.
I feel like this is what it usually looks like.
I mean, yeah, but it's a long. I mean, this is like somebody
she's digital screen. She's like going.
She's so. Digital, digital, Digital our.
Britney Spears style motorcycle queen is.
Who's on the motorcycle? I don't know who is it.
Somebody is dancing. Oh, these are dance.
It's what's your name? I would say.
It's Lisa from Blackpink. Blackpink OK.
Yeah, right. I forgot.
Just opens with her. She's she's getting it, honey.
Are you familiar with? I'm familiar with Blackpink.
I mean, have you ever heard of this song before?
She's like Lisa, you can teach me Japanese.
That's like the most popular little part that I know.
It's a very cliche lyrics song. Like I want to be a rock star,
but she sells it. I mean, she's fucking hot.
But you know what? I guess every generation thinks
like I'm a rock star song is like good when they're like 17.
Yeah. Because they've never had
someone sing that exact same song.
The COD. Piece is an interesting choice
is. She wearing a COD piece.
No, like the shape of the, it's just.
The she's wearing like a. What would you call that?
Like like a. Little loincloth.
Yeah, a little loincloth, but it's kind of shaped like a chain
piece. Well.
You know what, like these these K pop girls have are just like,
you know, they're putting our girls on notice.
I mean Lisa. I mean, Lisa.
Is giving the These bitches are giving so much cheek.
This is they're basically they're.
Basically, a video got banned. I want to let you know that the
Bussy video, yeah. Myself.
Get carried around these. Women are showing as much.
Ass songs with no. Tights the men.
This is. Full.
The only thing you don't see is the fucking pussy and hole.
I mean. But at least she looks great.
She's very pretty. Yeah, I like the sculpt.
I like her sculpted brassiere with the wings.
That's nice. I mean, she's walking for your
nerves. This is the thing these girls
have been studying. I mean, I mean talk to walking
and we talk these. Bitches walks.
I mean these bitches walks are like, I mean every single one of
these are better than most models right these days.
Did we? Get into Chung Lee together and
Chung Lee's Vogue influences. Yeah.
I mean, they're all the girls are studying, they're doing
their homework. Yeah, for real.
I mean, and that is that's a fierce for a chunky heel.
She's pulling it off. It's harder to look cunt and a
chunky heel. It's harder to look cunt in a
chunky heel. Way harder.
It's harder to give a cunt walk in a chunky heel, yeah.
So. She was living, she went into
the stage and now who's coming up?
She's wings First off, Wings right out the games.
Yeah, because, baby, guess what we do?
We do we. Only do wings.
And who What's the biggest star? Gigi Honey.
Right. Out the gate, how did Gigi?
They just got so huge. Remember when they were just
Yolanda's daughter? Wow.
Why right up again? That's interesting.
I mean, she's looking at her letting you have.
It. Those are.
I mean, she's gorgeous. Her wings are going wings.
Oh wow. Look at that.
I mean, that's cute. Oh, she's, she's keeping cool
on. Her face.
Uh huh. I mean, she, Gigi, I've got to
give it up. Gigi is a great supermodel.
I mean, she's really stunning. And they have to be kind of
tall, right? She's not as tall as the old
girls. She's.
Not a normal tall, Oh no on the screen.
What does it say, Erica? We are.
Back. Hey, guys.
She's not as tall as the classic girls.
Right. OK, now who do we see here?
Who's back here? I see some great hair is what I
see in some fierce silhouettes. OK.
So I think this is Joan Small's, yes.
This is like this is good classic.
The skills that I saw were looked like trash but this looks
like. I mean these are actual garments
I mean. It's pan is and the raw.
Yeah, but like these are, it's not like what I saw looked like
it was made out of like a child made it.
I'm sure that is still to come. There's a lot more runway show
to go. But we're doing this.
On the third person and like, but I mean like these are, I
think these are all the returning classic gals.
Yeah. Now they are doing some creative
things here. Describe this.
What's going on here with this pink?
I don't know. That actually looked like
pompous grass. Yeah, it was like, I think it.
Was a pompous grass. I think it's a different color
the. Pompous wing effect, but it's
like a pom moving pom pom of gradiated white to pink.
Yeah. This woman is like sweetie, I've
been touched by an Angel. Touched by an Angel.
Had a lot of work for this. Yes, and she.
Then she this woman right here is like, hey guess what, they
consider me plus size now. Who is this lady?
I think she's another classic of the gals from back in the day.
Huh. I think this I thought.
Vicki's the. Original.
In my mind, Vicki's secret was always like Sports Illustrated.
Not high fashion anyway, so which is why it was a gag.
Usually they had like one big girl, right?
Naomi would do it, or somebody else.
I mean, they've always given us like the A touch of the models
and then mostly giving you beauty pin up.
Wow. I mean, I don't know who this
woman is, but she is sunning. She's a regular Today model.
Is she? She looks like she.
Don't recognize. Her friend.
She, whatever she is, she is one of the most beautiful people
I've ever seen in my life, basically.
Wow. Very stunning.
And who is? She pants.
I can use some names. This was the lady playing Charli
XCX. This was the lady that pulled
the one of the ladies that pulled the lever.
Oh OK, and she's a plus size older gal.
Not a fan of these shoes? I mean, right now we're giving
like. Pains in a bra?
And then different type. Of is in a bra.
But we're seeing every race. Is.
We're getting a girl. This is like this.
Is getting a little looking like a child.
Yeah, well, because Erica, now we're into, we're into props
because, you know, they're not selling this stupid.
How would you describe this dumb garment?
It's like a pun. It's like a wannabe ponye made
out of looks like the construction paper.
I don't know. It's like, so this is like this
is something that this this body suit looks like something you
would I would have worn and gotten from Strawberry. 100%
this looks like something you have worn.
And it's a. Tint out backless bodysuit with
panties worn over it. I definitely Lima is wearing it.
Look at how old Adriana Lima is. What in her 30s though?
I think so. She's holding up, she's doing
good. She's Brazilian so it's
genetically most likely she will stay stunning forever.
Yeah, and they also start having work done early.
As she should, because she's held it together.
It's almost exactly the same, but it does not look touched.
It looks very natural. Now are you noticing that almost
everyone appears to be pigeon toed, which is not possible.
So I'm thinking that these shoes are poorly constructed.
I did not notice that but. You need to take a look 'cause
it look I know now the there are some pretty famously pigeon toed
models, but not all of them are usually pigeon toed.
Maybe they're telling you to do that.
Maybe they think that's fashion. I don't know.
I think it look this, the shoes look like the there's only like
a strap going around the ankle. There's nothing around like
holding it on the back. That we're getting like a
backstage. Backstage, we're seeing the
beauties are here. That's Tyla.
Yeah, that beautiful woman right there is Tyla.
I mean, this vet, where is this at?
It's somewhere in New York. Yeah, it's some giant mega venue
runway like arena. Like they built this for this OK
spotlight. Gorgeous.
It's got to be a spotlight. They love those people.
Be coming up out this floor, honey.
And who is she? Who is she?
Now this appears to be made out of the same thing are now are
these feathers? Yeah, this is something.
Yeah, they're feathers, like on a stick.
I think it's just the type of feather, I think now.
Are you familiar? With this woman.
I am not. Are you familiar with Tyla and
the song Water? I am not she's, I think you.
Do know this song? She's looking.
She's one of the most beautiful women currently in the world,
facially. She's popular.
And she is serving every The faggots have been training the
girls. Or.
Everyone else have YouTube. Now you know they can train
themselves. All of the.
Regular bitches, none of the models walk like models anymore,
but all the regular bitches walk like models.
What happened? The runway girls have gotten
worse over the years, but the general public like the
performance girls, the singers, the dancers, they've gotten way
better. OK, now Tyler is singing the
song. There's not.
This lady is statuesque, is the word.
And honey, her ponytail is She's so sad for the gods.
I mean this, this woman's body is kind of gagging me.
I need to be reminded, we have to actually, I need to look at
and see who so I so we can identify who the trans model
that walked in the show was because now.
She's wearing a. Thongable is there.
That Lady was wearing a thong. Did they wear thongs?
Victoria's Secret? Yeah, it's all thongs.
I just didn't remember ever seeing full ass Well and the
show. Before and they're all wearing
like now, metal wings that say shit.
Yeah, like cutouts. Feather jackets that you will
not be able to purchase. Saw gown.
Yeah, you can't get any of this stuff.
I mean, it's kind of cute though.
It'll be fun. Well, they'll sell that sparkle
bra. Maybe they'll sell.
No, they're not. Going to say that Asian model
looks so bored. So this gown is so see through
they're. Like I mean they.
Can sell that gown though. Like, yeah, like sluts wouldn't
want to dress like this, but I bet if you go to the mall you
can't fucking find that. I never remember her name but
she's always around. Look at this bitch wearing what?
Air couture fringe bikini shoulder pad moment.
This is very good. This is definitely you circa
2006. Studded bejeweled fringe.
This is nice. This is giving me like echoes of
Chelion. Yeah, like some of these jackets
are are giving you high fashion collision.
I fashion Parisian. Something other than giving you
Party City USAI. Mean.
This is a lot of stuff. Yeah, because they're just
selling on the underwear, but they had to make all this stuff.
It's a this, they spent so much money on this.
Yeah. Now look at how beautiful Tyla
is in the face and how tiny she is.
Petite, petite, perfect. Very petite.
I mean, she is a foot shorter than anybody else but Oh my.
God. Very gorgeous.
And I want to wish Tyla success because I feel like that first
song was so good that it's like every, there's always, every few
years, there's a tiny voice to beauty.
That comes along with one really sexy first song and they're so
stunning, and then they just can never get traction again.
Cassie, it happened with her. I know I.
Really liked that last one. It was.
It looks like 2 giant ostrich feathers made-up of strips.
Did you see that? Made-up of strips of bejeweled
studded fabric. Really, really nice.
I really, I think that's probably the favorite thing that
I've seen. It was I really.
Like that says the Wing work in Victoria's Secret Fashion show
is impressive. It's better than I mean it's the
best that I mean, I've never watched an entire one, but I've
seen pictures and usually it's not usually like this.
She had a fun. OK, she had such.
A great time. Honey, we just saw two of the
trans models. Oh yeah.
They were in that, that segment. The one of them was the one that
said, oh, there's what's her name?
That was the one. Oh yeah, OK.
And then another one she was wearing like a ribbon.
Wings and their names. That was the last, the last one,
the one that's the one that I said that I loved the wings.
Oh yes, and Valentina Sampayo. So that like I was saying
earlier, I knew they would be unlockable, if that's even.
Acceptable, and that red is. That red is red.
Is that what are we seeing? Erica?
This the video screen has you going down layers.
You're going deeper and deeper into the world of Victoria's
Secret Hardy. Now you're in the Victoria's
Secret basement of funk. So many.
Dancers. In sweatshirts and leather
leggings, girls. Leather leggings.
Love the leggings? Loving this.
Who's going to be performing? I forget who this is.
Is it Ciara? I can't even remember who
performs. Who are these white people?
I don't know any of the people in the audience that they've
shown so far. Usually they don't just show
anybody. Who is this?
I don't know someone's playing a guitar.
I have no idea. I would just.
For. A second I forgot.
I forgot what. Decade we were in and I almost
said, is it Cheryl? Cheryl because like some lady
came out just playing guitar, let's say.
Oh wait, who is it came? On She's really taking her time.
She, you know what she held? She's for a short woman.
She has held it together because you know the wrong 10 lbs when
you're 5, two, that can be very difficult.
But she doesn't look starving. Yeah.
She's only 5/2. She's.
Like so small 5-5 maybe I. Thought she was tall.
No, she's Shorty. That was the whole thing with
her. We can Google it later, but
she's short for a model now. I think that's her daughter.
With the wings. I think, I mean I know they came
out together. Is that her tits?
No, she weren't a Lamborghini. Yeah, there's stars, I thought.
She was. There's stars.
How old? Is her daughter.
I hope 18 because she just got sexualized in this.
That's. Great.
This. Look at the.
Star Look at the. Please describe what you're.
Seeing. Poof sleeves with star cutouts
made of leather. Jane Loss's daughter is very
sunny. Who is the lady working lady?
And they're like, hey, should we RIP off the Moogler tights?
Good job, let's do it. I mean, it's a little bit of
everything. I mean these like sparkle like
nylon. What do you call those?
Pantyhose over the panties is pretty great.
And like mesh. Sparkle Mesh to show this jacket
and know you're never going to sell.
It. Oh, now we've got bows you know
I love. That's just the trans model,
that's the other one. I love a big bow.
Did you hear what I said? That's that one.
The one with the bows. Yes, this is the other one.
Well, she better work. I mean, she looks incredible,
unlockable, unspokeable. You live your life, you're a
woman of of the world. And this was like, I'm not I'm
not trans. She's a.
Classic. She's a classic, that one.
Yeah, I don't remember her name though it.
Was just Adriana Lima back again.
Oh, I love this Cape actually. Describe it.
The Cape is transparent, dragging on the ground,
transparent grid covered by metallic, dark colored metallic
2 tone stars that's held up by I think of like a little piece of
metal. Just Dingle dangling shimmer,
shangling. Really cute.
Look at the proportion of this woman's torso pussy area to leg.
Like, wow. I mean, that's a lot of leg and
gorgeous. And the tiniest waist high with
a high pussy. You know what I mean?
Wow, you don't look at a lot of lady areas and like, you know
when they're good, they're good. Lenny Kravitz is like, guess
what? I'm backstage and I still look
30. 8 girls Hey girls. It's me, Lenny Kravitz.
I've got a huge Dick and I look exactly the same as I did 40
years. Ago.
It's pretty crazy. How old?
Is Lenny Kravitz in the 60s? He's like for sure over 60 I.
Think. Who is she?
OK, now we're backstage. All the girls are just so
excited to be there. It's feelings, feelings everyone
gets. You get wings and you get.
Wings everyone gets everyone. Gets wings that.
It wasn't that, I imagine was not like that.
Drona Lima. Isn't that her?
Gigi's ready to be back and show her body, honey.
I'm not sure who that is, but she's pretty.
The girls are just like we're seeing them backstage and then
world. They're looking to go to another
level in the Victoria's Secret Underground complex of cunts.
The Reds are so saturated. Another quote for a T-shirt.
The Reds are so saturated. They are.
They're like redder than normal. Redder than red, redder than.
Red. Who's this bitch she's?
Turning it whoever. Shandles, that's some that's
someone famous. I don't know who, though.
I can't remember. She's a famous model.
I don't know who she is though, either.
She's waving and she's. Very pretty.
And she has a very defined eyebrow.
Yeah. And they're all standing.
They've come up from the ceiling.
Is this the issue saying to us? Oh.
No, it's another performance, I believe, by Lisa, who must be a
brand ambassador for Victoria's Secret.
That is Lisa again, isn't it? All right, OK, we're back.
We've skipped ahead because he's getting a little boring.
She's wearing like little feather stuff.
Oh, here's all What's her name? There's.
Natalia Poroskova, No. Eva, Eva.
Eva. Eva, Eva.
Herzegova. Yeah.
And she's like, guess what? I haven't had filler.
She's had a little bit. She's had, she's touched a
little bit, but she looks her age.
Who is she? Who is she though?
I. Don't know.
This is another woman of a certain age.
It was another. Oh, this is Carla Bruni.
She was the first lady of France.
Erica. Really.
You know, there's Cardi. Being in the audience, she
looks. Great.
Cardi B has has been touched by an Angel, but it's happened so
gradually you forget what she actually looked like before.
Oh, and Eva is like I had fun. Thank you for having me guys.
Thank you guys. I'm partially retired because
I'm have a mayor do a rich man and I'm a mom.
But I mean, she still looks like a supermodel.
But she looks age appropriate too, which I appreciate that she
didn't. She none of none of the girls,
the main girls except for Naomi, have really gone too far.
And Naomi's just on the edge of glory every minute.
You know, sometimes it's a little more edge of glory.
Than. You know, before.
And also not for nothing, it's just it's harder to tell with
the black girls. Yeah.
I mean, Naomi's like he's been a little heavy with the filler.
And then we also did we ever, we did not ever talk about the fact
that they found Naomi guilty of her charities, like her keeping
a lot of the money for the charities.
Yeah, of course and. Naomi was like, I'm I had a
lawyer who's in charge of it. I don't know anything about
that, but we're looking into it and everybody's like, OK, OK.
Oh, here comes Ashley Graham, honey.
Ashley Graham is like, let's go, baby.
I'm ready. Got my.
Curve action, honey, we are letting it all do its thing.
Is this a Mormon choir? I don't think it's a Mormon
choir. It's a a businesswoman's
conference. We are women and we all do
business. Always, Cher.
Why are those? Cher.
Is Cher. Cher from the 70s.
Cher walking in the show. The choir of ladies in executive
type jackets and spandex tops and blossom pants singing
pictures of Cher from every era of Cher.
Is Cher going to come out? I didn't know Cher was in this.
The most beautiful Cher perfect surgery Cher at 8000 years old
5000 she was she was right girl. She looks the same now.
Remember when you thought you look weird?
Now it's just normal, everybody looks like.
Her Cher? Really.
I did. I did not.
Wow. I did not know Cher was going to
be in this. Well, hey girl, hey Erico.
Hell, it's me, Cher Bitch. Is Cher naked?
Cher is wearing a sheer top. Oh wow.
But I'm sure with a new delusion.
I mean, she looks fantastic. She looks incredible, yeah.
She looks great. The thing is.
She's been touched by an Angel for so long that this is now
natural looking and she's singing strong enough.
What up? Cher, remember the time.
Sparkly cargo pants and do. You Remember Me, Cher.
Are you speaking to her personally?
Does she remember you? I was like, do you Remember Me,
Cher? We met briefly at Catwalk one
time. When did you meet Cher?
I met Cher. I was Suzanne Barr's party and.
What did she say? Hey, I recall.
She didn't say nothing. She stood next to me for a
picture, though. I didn't get to talk to Cher.
But did you say hi? She said hello.
I did get to touch her. Yes, she's short.
Really. Yeah, she seems like she's tall,
but she's not. Interesting.
Wow. She was wearing.
She wasn't. Yes, you know, like Cher really
has. She's done it.
She's stayed relevant in every era and people know, even young
people know who she is now. Yeah.
Or she wouldn't be on this. Exactly.
Wow. Congratulations to Cher.
I mean, I'm not like a Cher stand, but you got to give it up
to fucking. Cher.
You really do, I mean. Like, way to go.
And remember when she they tried to take her down because she was
selling that stuff on selling all the gothic furniture and
shit, and then she did the infomercials.
Now everybody's doing it. Yeah, look at this bitch texting
during the show. And they always.
Show. Everyone has their phone out.
Cher's like, OK, I'm still doing it now.
The girls are going to cover. This fucking box.
Cher, I love those lip sync. Ribbon wings.
Oh, so describe. The velvet, the velvet ribbon
wings. It's like sculpted fat velvet
ribbon. Velvet on one side, satin on the
other. It's like pink on one side,
ribbon to the other, woven into big voluptuous shapes.
It looks like what probably. I mean I have no idea how they
look that but. You should make something like
that for yourself. I would like one of those.
We've seen her before. Right, they're sending models
back. Out they've done.
Changes she's AI think a classic and here comes what they're
calling plus size or I'm sure they're like this is plus size.
Who is that? That's also somebody famous.
I can't. I don't know who though.
The shape of these heels is not super flattering from the side.
I'm not registering the shoes at all, but.
Really, I can't stop looking at them because they're not good.
This woman's facial beauty is very intense.
She's giving you Ebony Goddess. I think this is the trans model
again. She's stunning.
Absolutely. Stunning.
But The thing is, Erica, you could tell me any of these girls
are trans, because why? The trans beauty aesthetic has
become the beauty aesthetic. Exactly.
Even Gigi looks like she could be pretending to be Miss
Cheesecake 1989 Cheesecake giving soft body never work a
day in her life. Is this she's lip syncing Cher's
song? Hey.
Journalima's back. Wow, this is long.
It's. Long let's just jump.
Let's like I'm done. We know Cher performed.
Oh, let's get to the end. OK, so.
Oh my God, this that. They got you back.
We were about to Fast forward and they got you with the
fashion. Describe it.
Oh God, what I'm trying to get into what that is made out of,
Is it feathers? Yeah, I think it is.
Oh my gosh, it's an ombre black cuff into burgundy into red.
Giant puff sleeve Cape release huddle at the floor.
Oh my God, I don't even. That's really.
Unbelievable. It's very striking, that
garment. Extremely.
Striking. What is that look, honey, Cher.
They were like, hey, what's Cher do when she does it?
She does this little back and forth.
Let's incorporate that into the dancing.
Oh, there's a breakdown and Cher is really still step touch.
She's only ever really no, in the 70s she used to dance.
This is a very. This is a very.
Active. Step touch.
This isn't like Charlie what's his name from Drag Race when he
stood still. This is good.
She's getting into it. She's still, she's still very
vivacious. And I'll be young and.
I'm. Live.
I'm so. OK, let's get to the folk queen.
Let's see if it's in the audience.
OK. OK, so it's basically over now
there's one more surprise. One surprise like.
Another bigger than Cher. Well, you'll see it's a return
by someone now. This is one of my most favorite
for songs New York City go who is.
It. Who is it?
I don't know. Oh, oh, oh, it's it's your
reaction. Is exactly the reaction the
right reaction? OK.
Oh girl. All right, OK, doesn't look
great. I mean, she looks beautiful in
the face, but the hair, I mean, it's very Diana Ross, but the
outfit is not good. And she looks like she's meant
to fall off the shoes, even though they're about a inch
shorter than everybody else's. OK, I want to go back and just
watch Tyra's thing again and then talk to you about it
because I'm going back to right, Right at 3832, she comes up in a
disco pose. That's stupid then.
Second this. Outfit.
Is stupid. OK, The corset is fine, the top
is fine. But you know what?
No. This is this Cape is because I
don't want to be mean, but they were trying.
They didn't want to show her big ass, OK?
They didn't want to show it and she didn't want to show it.
And so they put her in this stupid Cape.
And the thing that would have been the move is for Tyra to go,
no, I'm not going to wear anything.
I'm going to show you my fucking big ass and be that woman that
said kiss my fat ass and just was her most beautiful big ass
self instead of hiding in a weird Cape.
That would have been beautiful and that would have been the
return that that she they were trying to do.
No weird leggings like. And that no legging like show it
like or like a sheer pantyhose even.
Yeah, but let's see the let's not hide your new, older big
ass. Own it.
You're you're the queen of owning it.
What it it felt like not owning it.
The hair was off. We should have.
We wanted more glamour. She got roasted.
Yeah, I mean, it's just an ugly outfit.
It was ugly outfit so beautiful in the.
Face. So condescending.
They had so much good stuff. And then she had.
To wear. That.
Did you think, do you think that she picked I feel like she.
Picked it out. That's what I'm saying.
I feel like that's her fault because I think.
She she's the one that probably was like, that's what I want to
wear. Yeah, that's what I mean by I
think the Cape was she was trying to hide her or whatever
she feels like her flaw is. I mean they should have put her
in the wedding gown finale or something.
That big red thing. Yeah, anything other than the
Cape was. She looked like Ringmaster.
It was very weird. Not good.
Very. Bad.
Oh, God. Well, that was it.
She's a native New Yorker. Now, I've got to say, I believe
that Victoria's Secret enchanted you quite a bit.
I did really did. I was not expecting that because
the only like I I only saw a few stills and the stills that I saw
were of the one that I that I didn't like, the one that looked
kind of like a flower petals. On a a thing on a you know who?
Oh, look who the costume designer was on this.
I just happened to freeze frame right on that page, Zaldi.
Oh, that's why they're all so good.
Right. Yeah.
Okay. Wow, way to go.
So there's. No way.
I mean, there's no way Tyra had full.
She picked that herself, I'm telling.
Herself, Zaldi would not have put her in that.
That we should. This should have been a moment
for Tyra to completely be like this is me now living no way.
Is all they would have showed up and been like, here you go girl.
Cape, silver corset and what? Stretch pants?
Like what was she wearing? Like was it just pantyhose?
What was it? No, it was leggings.
Leggings sparkly No disappointing for for what
should have been a huge comeback.
It was like, very girl, come on now.
I, I didn't care for the shoes, but everything was, I mean,
there's some really gorgeous pieces in that show.
Pretty. Much.
All. Of them were gorgeous.
Yeah. Hey, it's me, Vicki.
Hey, Erica. Yes.
Did you like the trans models? I had it?
Did it make you feel better? Is all forgiven?
Vicki, you know, I I watched your show and I got to tell.
You. I'm hoping you'll give us a
great review, a thumbs up and call us what we want to be,
which is your ally as someone who is possibly non binary.
We would love your support, girl.
Yeah, where is Vicky? From her accent is so up and
down it's kind. Of a It's a little, it's a bit
muddled. It's everything.
Oh, it's me, Vicky. Ciao.
Vicki.
I mean, you know, when you throw a huge bunch of money at really
stunning models who are wanting to turn it cunts and let faggots
be in charge of dressing them up to sell your mall panties, you
know, could be worse. It could be.
You know, we got the this got in before, you know, the current
situation where like maybe they wouldn't have cared about making
that leap anymore. Wow.
Thank you for thank you for being afraid.
To do that. I know, I know, I know, it's
getting late. Oh well, this is a perfect time
to do that. Actually.
I may have to dip. I might have to dip in to get
some comfort. I think, I think the the girls
are always there for you and now and now they have curated
collections of all your favorites.
Have you noticed? Really.
I'm what? I'm watching it on Hulu, I
believe, and there's little you go into to, you know, to Golden
Girls and there's like, you know, weekend with Stan or
singing, singing for your supper.
The the titles. So it's like all the your
favorite singing episodes, favorite ones with, you know,
different, there's different titles.
There's like four or five different titles for
collections. So they've got you covered.
Oh, I'm gonna check her out. I watch.
Well, that was the Victoria's Secret Fashion show.
Will you be buying panties? Did they get you?
I will not be buying panties from Vicky Secret unless of
course they have high waisted. They somehow have some high
waisted Brazilian cut panties which I love and can never find.
Weird. Hey, Erica's me.
Vicki want you in a new collection.
It's a 20s panty. From.
The 1920s very high fisted but with a French inspiration so
also high hip. Well you're going to love it.
Ciao. Ciao, Vicki.
Ciao, Vicki, you. We are like sisters and yes, I
never see you. Exactly.
All right, well, now this is the part of Choose Your Own
Adventure. Do you choose to could stop now
and not hear about anything going on in the world?
Because I really just forgot all about it for that whole part of
the show. And boy, did that feel good,
Erica, to not think about it at all.
But we're back to reality. And so this is the part where
you can choose to turn it off. If you don't want to talk about
it or you know you're done hearing about it for now, you
can choose your adventure and turn it off.
Or maybe this is where you've jumped to.
You passed the frivolous Victoria's Secret watch along,
which was delightful, and you might want to listen to later to
come here to have roses in your hand and ask, I got roses.
Do you get roses? And then to ask when someone
says. What's wrong?
But what is wrong though? You can respond like we all will
right now. What is?
Wrong. The world, Johnny.
Johnny, the world. A lot of unhappy people and a
lot of ecstatic people. Oh man.
It's like whoa. Are you, you know, my I got a
very early morning text from my mother who was sobbing
uncontrollably. I gave her a call.
We talked for quite some time and she needed a little cheering
up. So.
I. I'm sure that was you're like,
hey, well, you know, hey, don't worry about it.
That's all you can say. Yeah, I mean, I don't.
I've I've. What were your words of
cheering? On this was going to happen for
quite some time, so I've been I've been.
Prepared There was a feeling. There was a dark feeling
underneath all the feeling I've. Been prepared for it so and and
I also for a few years back have decided to expend 0 emotional
energy on politics. So I don't really, you know,
it's the same, same as it ever was.
What I think people are going through are, you know, the, the
aperture, you know, for who's treated like shit in this
country has widened to include people that maybe never felt
like they were included in that before.
For me personally, I don't, you know, I've chosen the side path
of the road less travelled and as one who has done that, has
felt for most of my life that I, I will never have never and will
never be represented in any meaningful way in governance.
So I think that, that, that, that's what a lot of people are
feeling. And I, I understand and I say to
those who are feeling that, I say, welcome, I've got a hug for
you. That's kind of how I'm feeling
at the moment. I, I've known that I saw this
coming. So I was, I was emotionally
prepared, but my, you know, a lot of people are, are, are very
angry and very surprised. I, I guess I'm not surprised at
what the future will hold. Who knows.
But yeah, not super surprised. Have been emotionally prepared
for this for a while. So how are you feeling when you
found the of the new? Were you were you watching the
the entire thing or did you go to bed and wake up to it in the
morning? We were choosing the side of not
getting into it for most of the day and evening because I was
meeting up with Steven Raines. And usually when right on
election night, we always go for like a walk.
We just take a walk, you know, get out of the house not to
worry about stuff. We've done a 20/16/2020 and now
this time and then we also got an invite to a, to a party at
the mayor's friend's house. She was really just like some
lady's house with her kids running around.
But the mayor was there and they had on the TV.
Well, of course the mayor was running.
We voted for the mayor. I'm sure he won again, but the,
I mean, this was not a fancy party.
It was like here's some chips and some cheese and here's the
mayor type of thing. But.
That's kind of party. Yeah, well, it's just like a
like someone was having a little get together at their house.
But honey, as we arrived, you know, I had not been like
getting in. So when Steven arrived, he was
like, so you know what's going on?
And I was like, really not. I've actually been working on
another creative project. For them purpose.
To not think about what well, it was because it will be what it
will be. I don't need to like obsess on
it. So then we were at the party as
like, it started to go South and that was terrible.
And that was literally someone was like, well, my lover lives
in the Netherlands and I guess let me file, let me call him and
find out what time it is. I think I might be having to go
move to the Netherlands. And then like more and more
people got there and it was like more and more people just
staring at the TV and people were like, and then everyone was
doing their thing and saying their thing.
And then I it's like, we have to get the fuck out of here.
So we dipped. Yeah.
And then, yeah, yeah, talk to Andrew on the phone.
We there was a lot of silence where we were like, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. Then again, I tried to just tune
it out for a little bit and then it was like, well, I couldn't, I
couldn't keep off the gram to see it.
And then there she was. There she was.
And that was very disturbing. Here we are again.
Molly, let's see you win, Danger girl, I said.
Molly. Wow, once again it's like 10
steps back, but now everybody's starting to go crazy.
It like the IT got more popular. No matter what, this
motherfucking rapist orange face crazy insane person dead people
were like fuck it. It's a huge failure of messaging
from this this side of good and like also a a victory of
stupidity of people who are we're so we're all so poor and
letting these rich people just fucking fool your ass with lies
and Molly, we endanger girl and you endanger girl to all of us
who are not rich like whoa. Yeah.
And you know, I mean, honestly, I want to give myself a lobotomy
right now, at least until like, you know, until it's time for
currently he, you know, it's like we still got a couple other
minds. I might have to do a full
lobotomy and not be I can't obsess over it for that until at
least he takes office. We can't like just sit back and
want to love What you want to do is what you want to do is not
what you're going to do because what you want to do is take a
nap and never pay attention forever.
I think. But I can agree to take off a
couple months and not to I to feel a little removed from the
politics of it all because baby, it's going to be a long ride.
Last night the thought was like, Oh my God, the just the the it's
like we're going into a prison sentence.
Like you just got sentenced to four years of hard, intense
horribleness and destruction. I think.
It's about to be reverse a world where they're like and the new
chairman of water is Deserto, the man who makes a desert with.
His hand for sure, and in. Charge and in charge of the
jungles is construction, man. I believe all jungles must be
ripped down. And don't forget us, the oceans.
To protect us, we have put in charge the fishermen.
We will drain the ocean to find everything we need to exploit to
make somebody like Every department is going to be
perversoland bizarro world. It's going to be unbridled and
scary. Yeah, I, I don't know.
Whoa it. Is like, whoa.
It is like. Like, hold on tight.
Everybody just hold on tight. It's going to get real bad.
Whoa. But there it is.
I mean, woot, there it is. There it is.
I. Here we are.
I think, I don't know. I tend to think that politics
these days, I've I've, I've landed a more of a philosophical
view of the situation of the situation and not I don't think
politics is going to savor damn the human race.
I'm pretty convinced, and from what that I've seen, that power
has successfully sequestered itself away from people, from
normal people. So regardless of where who is in
at the helm, the machinations of empire remain the same.
And it's not, you know, we don't live in a country, we live in an
empire. And as history tells us, all
empires eventually fade, whether they go out with a bang or a
whimper. I think this one remains to be
seen. But here's where the philosophy
comes. I think in the, in the, I think
that you know, you know, 95% of human history is destruction,
death, chaos, war, disease, natural disaster.
Club. Another club.
Club Club Bar. Stacked one on top of the other,
that's 95 another club. No, that's that's like that's
95% of human history. We in this particular time,
particular place. I've been lucky enough to be
born into a time and place of relative calm in the grand
scheme of human history, right? That is not how humans behave.
So, but within that other 95% of the rest of human history, that
is death, deed, disease, destruction, war, strife,
struggle, everything else. Out of those, out of that 95%
were born the everything that we love, the greatest works of art,
the greatest music was composed, the greatest sculptures were
made, the greatest novels were written, you know, and people
lived their lives and made beautiful things under those
circumstances. So I think if, you know, the
vast majority of all humans that have ever lived can do it, I
think we could do it too. That's my philosophy.
We need a hero. I'm old enough for a hero.
Till the end of the night, you're my hero.
What a great way to think about it.
I was actually thinking the same thing.
In a weird dark way. I was like, I was, I was like,
well, I mean, The thing is, for most of the time, wasn't there
someone horrible and awful and disgusting in charge who did
evil stuff like all through history?
So we can, we can make it that. Is like the we'll make it.
That is the norm for humans. But I mean, I just like there's
a lot of things on a I'm gonna have to try to protect them.
A lot of mental health going through.
You've got a lot. The thing that the way that.
I'm gonna continue to do faggoty shit.
I just can't be all wrapped up in that whole thing.
Even before he's even in there. I can't do it.
I'm not changing.
I'm not.
I'm not going back to anywhere in my life.
I'm not going back going back anywhere.
I'm not. I'm not turning the back the
clock on anything on me. So.
Hey, Kamala's rally, Erica is taking one of the things and
making it. It didn't.
Work for her even. Though we're all doing.
It I'm not turning back my clock, so that's fine.
I, I, I, you know, there's so many, it's, it's hard to because
of the standard of living that we are used to.
And, and you can't remove yourself from the society that
you're born into, right? There's so many things about
American Society that are ridiculous, that are just taken
for granted. I think one of those things for
me that I think about a lot is the fact that it's an, it's a
human problem, but it's very specifically, it's also very
specifically American. It's that we like to really that
the, the people that made the decisions about how this society
works, we take it for granted that they were better or smarter
than we are and that they knew what they were doing.
The reality is that elementary school students now know more of
facts about how the world works than the people that created
this country. So I think I, I, I wish that
more people would come to the realization of how everything is
completely made-up and that we can at any time make new
decisions and we do not need to have this reference for things
that never really were. I mean, the people that created
this country were not better than us.
They were in fact much worse. So, you know, that gives me, I
hope that possibly that more people will see through this
charade that is modern politics and try and start seeing the
humanity in others and not and, and, and realize that they can
make other choices and, and, and make a, make a different future
for themselves and not be bogged down and decisions that other
people made for them and not have this weird reverence for
things that were bad. I, I hope that, that, that, that
we can get there and that maybe people, but I, you know, I, I'm,
I'm not, I try not to be online as much, especially around times
like this, But I know that's not going to happen because there's
already, everyone's already blaming the people that aren't,
you know, peeing themselves with Glee are already blaming, you
know, playing pick the minority to blame for the, the loss of
their preferred candidate instead of taking any sort of
try, you know, taking any time to take stock of the failings of
their candidate. And I think that's very, very
sad. It's the, but it's the same,
it's the same story for my entire life.
And now, thanks to the Internet, you can literally line up side
by side all of the sameness that has occurred in our lifetimes.
And some people have done that. And I and it's, you know, I
think more people will continue to do that.
That's the same thing come out of everyone's mouth, the literal
same thing every election cycle. And somehow people still believe
that any that it's anything but theater and it really isn't.
So I hope that maybe some people can start to realize and and
build other and try to actually build some sort of power.
But how, Erica? How can we do it?
What if we're real sad and we just want to curl up under the
covers? What if?
We don't want to do what if we don't want to do?
No paying attention anymore. I say if you don't want to.
I think that I have decided that I, I am no longer going to
debate anyone about anything. I'm going to take a page from
Keanu Reeves book. If you, if you, if you tell if
you, yeah, if you tell me that 5 + 5 = 11, I'm going to say good
for you. You're right, You're right.
Wonderful. You have a blessed day.
That's what I'm going to do because I'm there's no.
I think the one of the I think one of the huge problems is
debate out and of itself. People love to debate.
Everybody wants to debate. Debate me, this debate me that
debate me this debate. Debate, debate, debate, debate.
Left debating right, right debating right, leftist
debating, conservatives, conservative debate, debate,
debate. And you know, a debate is a
competition. A debate is a competition with a
winner and a loser. And in my opinion, it's nothing
but two losers because nobody has heard anything that the
other person has said and no one's opinion has been changed.
It is a, it is a vain, narcissistic competition that
benefits no one. And I think people need to have
conversations. I if someone asks me what I I am
100% confident that almost everyone I know disagrees with
me about probably a lot of things, and I'm fine with that.
Do you know what it's not going to do?
It's not going to stop me from loving the people that I have in
my life. I disagree with a lot of them
about a lot of things. People that I see all the time,
I don't and it doesn't. I don't care.
I really don't. Care.
What is Judge Jezebel going to do about that?
What if Judge Jezel Oh, just we're still, I mean, rich people
are still to blame for everything and should die, but
that's not what we're talking about.
I don't, you know, I'm seeing a mirror scene right now, Erica,
where like, you're like Judge Jezel right now thinks you're
going a little too soft on crime.
OK. She's not going to let live live
and let live. No, she is getting on a horse.
She. Is lighting a torch.
She is. Just about a horse.
She is lighting a torch. She's Judge Jezebel.
Judge. Just the spirit for sure, I
hope. Just judge.
Jezebel Justice. I hope everybody just like we
got to go back underground, become the counterculture, fuck
them and go hardcore. I'm going to start taking crop
of my God again. Watch God, I'll hit you on the
head. Yeah, you know that I took.
Do you remember the last time this happened, Eric?
I started taking Krav Maga to feel protected.
I could take somebody down. I did take it for a couple
months. It's.
Good for you to. Grab them by the head and then
you smash, smash, smash. That's how I.
Can smash smash smash? You know you would do it.
That's the main move. You know why I stopped taking
Krav Maga? Because I didn't want to fight
with strangers. Like it would have been good
with a friend, but I don't want to like come in and have to like
touch other people and like wrestle them.
That's not, I'm not into that. But if I had one friend and we
could be comfortable wrestling, that would be better.
Judge Jezebel, Justin. Oh, she's ready.
She's ready. She's ready for the class war,
but she's not fighting. She's ready for the class war.
She. Is not fighting any culture
wars. No, she's that's not happening.
God, I don't know. I mean, God bless us all and
like, I don't know, I'm still processing everything but wow.
What the fuck. Buckle up, buckle up, buckle up.
As. As Franklin Fuentes once quoted
of Betty Davis, Girl, buckle up. It's gonna.
Be a bumpy night, a bumpy night. Excuse me, whose party is this?
I forgot you have a perfect Betty Davis.
Yeah, that is it. The spirit of that is what is
happening. What a dub.
Whoa. I mean, you know what?
Like, yeah, God. God bless the child.
That's God. I don't know what to say.
Still due process in the whole thing, but what the?
What the? I think that a lot of a lot more
people are going to be introduced to the reality that
most minorities face or have faced in our lifetime.
And, you know, I remember what it was like when I was a kid.
It wasn't great, but I remember and I think, you know, it's a,
it's a, it's a harsh reminder, but it's a reminder just how
fragile all those things are. Progress.
Yeah, like the Legion. The Legion of Doom is breaking
over. I cannot.
Yeah, progress is fragile. Whoa.
Progress is very fragile. Whoa.
Whoa, I'm I, I Yeah, It's gonna be.
I can't even, I can't really even imagine.
Yeah, we're going to. My crystal ball is broken.
So I'm I'm just going to have to wait and see.
Like everybody else. I we know best.
Guess going to be pretty bad. Best guess.
Best guess or outlook? Not good if we did magic 8 ball.
Magic 8 ball outlook. Outlook not so good.
Yeah, so, well, let's just take a deep breath and regroup.
Long road to temporary. It's going to be a long Rd. to
temporary. I don't even know how that song
goes. That's not a real song, but
people used to say it's the long road to.
Tipperary I feel like there was a song and.
I'm sure it kind of probably did go like what we just sang.
I think it did too, I think. We'd be just good there.
The world, Johnny, The world. The world, Johnny, the world.
I've Andrew being like, OK, the contingent plan is we meet up,
get the dog, go to Canada. We need a contingency plan.
Contingency plan, man. Even if just like if it continue
in case it gets all handmade sale up in here.
I get I got my passport. Meet you.
Meet you in Vancouver, Erica. We'll meet in Vancouver.
I'm closer to Mexico so if I get a hoof it.
I could just eat for a few hours.
I know, but I'd appreciate it if you could plan ahead and if you
think you have to evacuate, go to Vancouver so we can meet up
and live in Vancouver all together.
Vancouver, Vancouver Island, I mean, it's much prettier there.
I think I'm much. More.
Like my style, but worst case, worst case scenario I can always
walk to Mexico. Yes, I mean, same.
It's a long walk from here. It's like a Stephen King novel
of a walk. But that's.
A walk. That's a Stephen King novel.
Like you have to like if things get so dark that the big hairy
Homo to try to walk. Yeah, Oprah was This is a.
This is a new version. What was that?
What's that one called? The stand what you're.
Talking about, oh, the sand. Well, no.
This one's like more kind of like.
With the original, he did have a book called The Long Walk about
a bleak future, and this might be coming true.
A bleak future where every few years, Hunger Games style, all
the children of the world have to go into this long race walk.
And like, you know, if and they mostly die in the long walk,
there's only one winner and the winner, you know, gets money or
something, but the rest of them die Fun.
What an inspiration ending for an inspiration on top the show.
Aren't you glad we did all those drugs and went to all those
parties? Baby, I'm glad.
Aren't you glad to be? American.
I'm glad because, you know, I don't.
I don't have to wonder what that would have been like because we
did it all. You know what?
You're right. We did.
We did for, you know, and. Fucked up with shit was going on
when we were young and living our lives when politics wasn't
all Peaches and and respect for the queer people.
So you're right, we just got to live.
You gotta live. Gotta live, you gotta live.
I ain't. Changing nothing about my got to
put. One foot in front of the.
Other put the other foot down, down, down.
I went and got a weed soda today and I called Krunk and I was
like, hey, what are you doing? He was like, I'm at the bar.
Attic girl? Exactly.
Attic. Well, you know what the fuck?
I mean, that's all I can say. What the fuck?
What the? Fuck man, let's hold on tight
and see what you know to fuck. Hold on tight and hold on.
And you know what girl? Hold on to each other.
Right. And like, it's OK if you don't
want to. Watch any of the coverage.
At all because you don't do it coverage for the next 4.
I don't I'm not getting into the coverage.
No, don't what? Needless.
I'm gonna do like I'm gonna. Do a mental block for now and
there's no. Need to take my choice right to
pay attention. I don't.
It's just gonna be a. Build up for the the.
Months. For months before everything's
going, I got I'm not gonna look. I'm not gonna look right now.
No, there's no need. I'm sure I'll hear about it.
Plenty by accident. You know what?
I mean, you can't scroll Instagram.
It's about seeing what's up. Yeah.
So that'll be fine. I'm just going to watch this,
no. No for now it's a no on that.
Yeah, it's a no for me. It's just a no mental.
Health for me. Breaking it down.
The girl at the Smoke. Shop was like, well, I mean like
you know, she'd been saying this to everyone all day like just
being shell shocked. She's like, she someone was
talking to her about what's going on and she was like, yeah,
well, I guess I'm just going to lay low for the next couple
years. My my business.
I was like, me too, girl. I was like bull, like girl,
that's. What I can?
Say about today, girl. Girl.
It's one of the It's a girl day girl.
Whoa. What a.
Downer to it all. Baby, it all did not work out
correctly. Everything was not to plan.
There was not enough addressed that needed.
My to be. Addressed so many problems.
See that? Yeah, I mean, yes.
This isn't where it's unprecedented times and it
needed more than the same old playbook and unfortunately, same
old, same old. Even the power of Beyoncé Gaga.
Katy Perry, Megan. The Salient.
Yeah, it's just not enough. Anymore.
No, no, not. People don't care that their.
Favorite stars? Are like a vote for this.
They're like, we don't care about that, no.
Won't protect your bathrooms. Make sure those.
Bathrooms are checking get. Them, yeah.
Well, whoa, I'm just going to. Like keep I'm in the middle of a
creative project and you know what?
It's really stupid and dumb and gay and I'm going to focus on
that. I think you should.
That's my form of. Protest to continue to exist.
As a faggoty faggoty here, Imagineering, I'm not.
Ain't nothing change. Not for me.
I'll put it on a T-shirt. Once again, ain't nothing
change. Not for me, Lord, ain't nothing
change. Don't.
Not for me. Wait not for.
Me. Nothing change?
No. Nothing.
'S change. Well, Erica?
It's always. Good to hear your.
Perspective because it does you you have you are a wise woman
and you have many good insights. Thank you.
I'm trying to trying to keep sane.
Girl trying to keep sane. I, I know you're not perfect
woman, but you, you know. The thing is, it's the duality
of the wisdom on one side and then we know you can we can
trust you because on the other side is the burn it to the
ground Judge Jezebel justice side girl.
When the class starts, we all need to have.
Like we all need to have a little.
Of the Spirit of Judge Jezebel. Justice in the next, so that we
can be. Like maybe that's what we do.
Need to be like just get more fucking hardcore.
This is all fucking bullshit man.
Lock them in their mansions and light them on fire.
I'll bring the matches. A lot of them on fire, a lot of
them on fire, a lot of. Them on fire, lock them in the
minions. That a lot of them on fire.
That sounds like a good. Time to me.
Wow. Wow.
I mean. The the.
Clip someone could make of this podcast.
It's true, everybody knows that it has to happen.
Eventually, it's the only way forward.
Lock them in their mansions and light them on fire.
I hope you don't end up marrying that plastic.
Surgeon. Or any other rich.
Person, when you become the one and the judges will tell us,
we'll say knocking at your door, knocking at your door.
Is that my delivery from Maestro?
Steakhouse. Nope, it's Judge.
She looks like you, but she's. Gonna kill, kill, kill.
Kill Girl, it's going to be a weird it's going.
To be It's about things that are about to.
Get fucking weird in a way they have never been weird in our
lifetime. And it's going to be scary.
Yeah, it's going to be. We're going to.
We're going to need. Baby, I don't even know what's I
don't. Know.
Maybe, maybe they'll be a community.
Again, maybe the faggots will find.
Each other they call. Lies.
Is all we need to do. Because we've.
Lost one another. And maybe we'll find each.
Maybe we'll find each other. Again, that would be.
As that would be. That would be nice, Erica.
I know. I love the sound of that.
Yeah, maybe we in our world can sub RIP each other apart and
turn each other down. Yeah, and support each other
because it's gotten out of hand. Maybe we can start building.
Each other up once again that would be.
Nice to see, I said, preaching cousin.
Erica I. Said preaching.
Yeah, yeah, I said to preach. It.
It's like when back. When things got really stressful
last time around, whenever me and lady read we like, oh this
is terrible. I would play all the songs for
Say Amen, Somebody, the soundtrack, like Jesus dropped
the charges or he brought us. He brought us.
He brought us, he brought us. I'm gonna close the show with
that because, you know, I think the inspiration, yeah.
I mean, that's what that music is for.
That's what that music, that's what gospel music is for.
Yeah. Even if you don't, Even if
you're not, Yeah. You can also choose your own
adventure to. Not listen to it.
Don't go and be. Like, you know what, Johnny?
No, that's too cute. Don't try it.
And you just stop now. But for the rest.
Of you. Hey, you've chosen to listen to.
Johnny's choice of gospel song, it makes him feel better, so you
know. Yeah.
You don't have to be down with Jesus to appreciate.
Gospel music. I agree.
Well.
Sweetie. Thank you for being.
The friend. I.
Think honestly, there's been several.
Times in our. Life where we have.
Sad song, The Golden Girls theme to each other so you know,
adventure a lot other aspect of it.
You know, OK, OK, OK. Right.
I'm pretty sure I can think of just.
Several times that has happened, so for sure through those times.
Yeah, exactly those times. And we'll get through this time,
too, yeah? We will get we got through a
lot. We didn't.
Neither of us died in a. Pool of our own vomit, so cheers
to that. That is a distinct.
Possibility. He brought us, He brought us, He
brought us. He.
Brought us, He brought us. OK, Yeah, well, God bless.
God bless us. But not all of us.
You know what I mean? Yeah, well, good.
Maybe. The best we can say is good
luck, honey. Good luck, babe.
Good luck, honey. See you soon.
Good luck. Good luck girl.
And good luck. Girl.
Good luck girl. Erica, if you ever need to.
Take shelter at my dad. 'S home in protected area.
Feel free. Yeah, with a nice buffer of old
white people. Yeah, exactly.
Like that's the perfect place to hide.
Of course. Nobody, Nobody for.
That area, yeah, exactly. And they're like, why do?
All the houses. Look the same we.
Can't figure out where they. Are it's very difficult to
navigate, you know there's. Faggots hiding in here
somewhere. They'll never find you there.
All the houses look the same. Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying. Like it was upon the.
Cactus. It was upon the Pebble garden.
I don't know. So.
There's that. Just in case you ever need it,
we're called the escape hatch, OK?
We'll get it, We'll get it. We'll get.
That we'll get that written up. I'll put a little a note by my
door. Well.
I'll see you there soon, yeah? It's coming up.
Come right up. Holidays coming up.
Thanksgiving. I know you're a very busy woman
during. The holidays but would love to
see you always got always got time for you.
Thank God, what a dream and you'll bring your new love.
Yes, I will. How wonderful it'll.
Be so nice and your. Friend Little.
Cha cha, he's. Going to be there.
He's a cutey. And he jumps up.
And down little tail. My God, I can't wait to see the
dog. Oh my God.
Me. Neither.
See, there you go. Cha cha, That's always.
Something to look forward to? There's it.
Like the new hero of the the. Movement cha cha you can't be
you can't know nothing that's. What's great about him, he
doesn't. Know nothing, yeah, you can't
feel sad around Cha Cha 'cause he don't.
Know nothing, he just knows he's a little doggy.
Little doggy and he's so cute. He's gotten even.
Cuter and bigger. Oh my God, I can't wait for.
You to see him, he is Oh my God, mega baby monster cha cha.
He's so such a. Cutie, he's so nice.
Love me some cha cha. Can't wait.
All right. Sis.
Well, talking to you sis, I wouldn't say.
Made me feel better but well, you know, you know, it just is
good. To talk to.
Someone. Yeah, it's nice.
And you always have. A nice way of thinking of.
Things a little bit. It's a little bit of comfort and
also it gives me the strength. To not want to be like I.
Choose le bar to me, you know, don't block it all the way.
I never see the song. Please stop everyone.
Your lobotomy song is very beautiful.
Andrew Lloyd Webber sounds like. Andrew Lloyd Webber.
On my. New OK so the the the project.
That I am. Working on now, and we'll spill
it right here in the Patreon is we're going to keep it real dumb
in the Bussy cinematic universe, OK?
And I have already worked on with Adam.
And recording the vocals. For and then next Monday
shooting the video for Bussy the ballad.
Version. And it's going to be shot in a
beautiful warehouse with a grand.
Piano. And I'm going to be pretending
to play the piano. You're great at that and.
Jordan is going to. Be sitting next to me.
Dressed like he. Was in the video and then some
others of the go goes from bussy.
Are going to. Play.
I'm trying to imagine what. Violins.
It's gonna. Sound like but I can't.
It's like a. Soul.
Ballad, but like with a little. Bit of an emo edge I can't wait
to hear. That is a fun project.
I'm trying to get. Something to my God.
I was like. Yeah.
I had it, I had it booked on Election Day.
I was like, I'm going to shoot it with Matt from Go Go Go for
the gold and we'll see. We're going to shoot at the
studio, getting it done. Recorded the vocals yesterday.
That was the creative project I was doing during the day instead
of worrying and pacing and stressing out.
So it's really dumb and it's going to be quite fun.
We're knocking that video out. Something to live for.
Yeah. I mean, look, it's all I can do
at this point just to, like, keep going with my faggoty
plans. What else is?
It's the. It's the best.
Thing to. Do.
The worst Keep on keeping on. That's what I intend to do.
Choir keep on. Keeping on, keep on, keeping on.
Keep on keeping on, Keep on keeping on, I said.
Keep. On.
Keep on. Keep on, keep on.
Keep. On.
Keep on keep on keep. On keep on.
Keep on, keep on, keep on, All right, everyone in unison,
please. Well.
Everyone good. Job, everyone we're going to
take. 5 minutes. Everyone to check in with your
studies, professor. But that was wonderful.
The assembly performance is going to be so good.
Love you, thank you for this. Love you too.
Everyone listening I love you here we are just keep it faggoty
and what else can you do bitch you know just and she was keep
it going gotta fucking keep it going you gotta keep it going
there St. eyes we. Drink really kicked in.
So did you say St. Ives?
Yeah, St. Ives.
Sweet knives like the like. The apricot scrub.
No, like the old fashioned malt. Liquor.
This is a company that you could.
Think they would sell you a jojoba?
Flavored drink, but this is not that.
I think it was like a wine cooler or a.
Malt. It was a malt.
Liquor drink, but they've moved into a cannabis drink.
I think what it does just tip a. Little bit on the funky.
Side, you know what I'm saying? I mixed it with a little 7UP
tropical and it's. Just.
Slightly. Sip on it.
So thank you for that. Gay Jesus.
Today when I went to buy the weed.
I was wearing my one. Remaining pair of air pods that
are not that actually have two pieces and when I purchased the
item it fell onto the ground. I didn't notice it.
Went to the car said ah my earpod is somehow missing.
I went back in and said oh I just must have left it on the
counter. They were like not over here
bro. She said not over.
Here, Cutie. And then I was like, oh.
There it is. Ah on the floor and it literally
just been crunched and stomped by a German German man in boots
and they stomped it and it stomped and now it goes through
my graveyard and I now have. 3. Sets of things that only have
one earphone and I'm going to God an animal, a beast.
You can't sub them out. Baby they.
Do not make it easy. For you, they're all of.
Different shits. Dang Dang.
Dang, Gina. Dang.
Gina, they really trying to make your life work.
I love you. I love you too.
We. Should be one.
We shall. We're going to make it grew.
Right, let's. Play he brought us OK by.
These lovely ladies. Hold on.
It's the He brought us by. How could I forget?
Hold on. Oh my God, He brought.
No, the Barrett sisters, honey, I.
Didn't have to even it. Came to.
Me. OK, It came to me OK.
The Barrett sisters take us there.
Barrett Sisters. Thank you, Erica and.
As to everyone like. You know who said to?
You know what? Never quit the Patreon.
Never. He didn't.
Say. That your way.
Would be easy easy. Try us to come only to make us
make us strong under your hand is going to make us better for
tomorrow. Or there is one who knows the
way. If in your life there is
something missing missing and there are problems that needs a
little fixing fixing, turn the moon to Jesus and love Him
welcome. The state of being we're in.
Look how far we've come from where we first begin.
Look where God has brought us. He had thrown front of my teeth.
Look where God has grown us. Oh yeah, look where God has
grown us. Oh, yeah, He has grown from my
teeth. I'm not what I used to be.
What I want to be. Yeah, we've come.
A mighty, mighty, mighty long way.
Yeah, we've come. Yes, ma'am.
A mighty, mighty, mighty long way.
We've come. Come get down to the carnation.
In my long way. We've come the last minute.
Mighty, mighty, mighty long way. Keep it with you.
Keep it. Mighty, mighty, mighty long way.
Keep it. We've got you.
He got us, he got us. He got us.
He got us.
He got us, He got us, He brought
us, He brought us, He brought us, He brought us, He brought
us. A mighty, mighty, mighty lone
man Come, yes, we have. A mighty, mighty, mighty He has.
He has. He has run Almighty.