1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:13,680 It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my 2 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,360 LGBT's. You're in love because Johnny. 3 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:31,480 The government is gay. Yes, hello everyone and welcome 4 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:37,200 to gay as fuck. I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness, he 5 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:42,480 who is. It's high summer and West 6 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:49,440 Hollywood is heating up. OK, crop tops abound, sweetie. 7 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:54,840 Short shorts are short, shorting, bulges are bulging. 8 00:00:54,840 --> 00:01:00,000 All the stars are hiring the bulgier to make sure they have 9 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,280 the juiciest bulge in their tiny shorts. 10 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:09,240 It's hot, gay, summer and baby surrounded by shirtless men 11 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,600 sweating. Because over in the Patreon we 12 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:21,320 are giving a full expose of our month at the headquarters of 13 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:26,920 Faggot Disco Gym John Reed. OK, They were giving out free 14 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,200 memberships on Pride and after spending many times going, I 15 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,640 wouldn't go to that dumb gym. That's still stupid. 16 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,840 Just 'cause there's a disco ball and Thrones doesn't mean I want 17 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,560 to work out there. Well, they gave me a free 18 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,880 membership for the month and I went with the homies, Marlon and 19 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:50,000 Jordan and Crunk and baby. We we it was high level vaca 20 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,440 tree, OK, Ducking people are there shortless, shirtless 21 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,080 workouts, sauna things going on. Disco music's so loud you can't 22 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:04,960 hear anything. It is faggot period disco period 23 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,960 gym. And I have a lot of thoughts. 24 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,240 So if you want to hear those and they're good and bad, OK. 25 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,520 Because you know, if there's one, if you're going to go to 26 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:16,880 the gym, you might as well go to a faggot disco gym, OK? 27 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,360 Lots of interesting choices they've made in Decor and all 28 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,720 the rest. Honey, we break it all down and 29 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:30,160 get Jordans play by play of some sexy action going down in the 30 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:35,400 sauna that is all over at the patreonpatreon.com/gayest of All 31 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:39,360 time. Plus me and Teddy Marcus are on 32 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:43,040 doing new episodes of Benergy and this week we delve head 33 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,280 first into Sniffy's culture in the neighborhood. 34 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,480 We took a look at who was cruising and what they were 35 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:56,080 cruising for on the app that seems to be bubbling under in 36 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,920 everybody's pocket. I'm not currently on it, but I 37 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:04,800 am not above giving it a look. So we see have a lot of 38 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,800 interesting things that we see all talking about that and 39 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,760 that's all over on the Patreon. But in the meantime, baby, 40 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:16,200 there's lots to talk about here. Is there a new gay Golden Girls 41 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:21,920 happening finally? Oh my God, Tyler Posey's having 42 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:26,960 sex with male prostitutes. Yes, Chet Hank's cocaine 43 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:32,000 confessions and our confession that we think he's very hot was 44 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,080 Billy Eilish trying to be a Dance Moms girl back in the day, 45 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:40,720 And more gay shit. So baby, let's get into it. 46 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:50,480 Get into it. Get. 47 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:58,760 Into it. Get into it. 48 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,920 I watched the trailer for Gladiator 2 and let me tell you, 49 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:08,920 I was expecting thighs that could choke a bear, sweaty 50 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:14,480 pecks, giant muscles, men laying with other men on the 51 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:19,600 battlefield, gladiators making love to each other and dungeons 52 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:23,400 before they go fight lions. And maybe some of that is in 53 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:29,040 there, but the trailer itself was not very sexy. 54 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,600 I mean, we know there are sexy people in it. 55 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:36,640 Denzel Washington is in it. Pedro Pascal, Internet's daddy 56 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:44,280 Pedro Pascal is in it. And sexy young star Paul Mezcal 57 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,360 is in it. And Paul Mezcal is over at 58 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,000 Glastonbury, honey. OK, You know Glastonbury, or 59 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:56,640 Glasto as they call it, is the big mega party music festival 60 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,160 over in England happening right about now. 61 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,680 And good old Paul Mescal, honey, he's there to have fun at 62 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,240 Glastow. He's gonna have fun at Glastow, 63 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,760 darling. He's don't give a shit whether 64 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:13,160 he's famous or not because Paul Mescal caught on video seemingly 65 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,600 snorting drugs at Glastonbury Music Festival. 66 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:23,000 Paul Mescal appeared to indulge in a little illegal substance 67 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,520 while partying at the Glastonburg music Festival. 68 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:32,040 He was seen in a video obtained by The Sun Monday dipping his 69 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,480 finger into a small bag and then putting it up his nose to take a 70 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,640 sniff. Paul looked like he used a key 71 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:44,200 to scoop some substance out of the bag, which he lifted to his 72 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,920 nose and sniffed. And eyewitness says alleged of 73 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,760 to the outlet he did it once and then he dipped the key back in 74 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,360 the bag and lifted it to his nose and sniffed again. 75 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,600 The source further claimed Paul didn't seem to care if anyone 76 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,760 would see him. He was dancing and laughing with 77 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,760 his friends. And Paul, of course, was 78 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,880 completely unaware that he was being filmed at the time. 79 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,960 Because no, everyone's a fucking narc and nobody can just have 80 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,600 fun. Page Six reached out to his Rep 81 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,400 for comment but did not hear back. 82 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:18,040 As they fucking shouldn't. Paul Mescal should never comment 83 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,000 on this. And just be like, I was at, I 84 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,360 was at fucking Glasgow love. What do you expect? 85 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,720 I mean Paul Mescal was looking really cute. 86 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,560 He loves to wear short shorts. He loves it. 87 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,960 He was wearing a sweater and he was doing bumps with his 88 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:38,600 buddies. Kim watching the video, yeah, 89 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,600 he's taking a bump. He probably had some crushed up 90 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,760 MDMA and he was snorting some and then he rubbed some of his 91 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,320 teeth or it could be coke, I guess. 92 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,840 Uh huh. He was just having some fun. 93 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,600 Now, let me tell you, he was right out in the open with it. 94 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,480 So you know, girl, if you're if you are a famous person and 95 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,160 you're at, even if you're at a music festival. 96 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,520 It wasn't like he was packed tight in the crowd, honey. 97 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:05,080 He was kind of just right, almost standing by himself with 98 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,080 his little baggy, just dipping it in. 99 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,040 Well, I mean, he's only 28 and he's at Glasgow. 100 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,760 Darling's wearing short shorts. He looks sexy. 101 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,400 Leave him alone. Well then why are you talking 102 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,840 about it, Johnny? I find it intriguing. 103 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,560 I certainly, if I was Paul Mezcat, I had 28, I was dipping 104 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,880 my finger in little bags and simping up my nose in the public 105 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:30,720 and didn't care. It's all. 106 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,360 I was just lucky enough that there was nobody filming back 107 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,000 then and now I don't do those kind of drugs. 108 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,720 So he does. Look, you know, this is what we 109 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,960 needed more of in the Gladiator trailer. 110 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,800 Not him doing drugs, but I'm looking at a picture of him in 111 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,760 his Gladiator get up and baby, it's looking good. 112 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,080 Everybody wants Paul Mezcal's tight thighs 113 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:15,360 is not a homosexual, I think. I think I got confused because 114 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,440 he dresses kind of like a home homosexual. 115 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:23,440 He's being styled as homosexual, but Vogue did an entire article 116 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:28,760 on how many women he has dated and how many famous beautiful 117 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,440 women he's dated. He is handsome, but you know he 118 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,760 would make him more handsome if he was gay. 119 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,200 If he was a Vulcan faggot I would appreciate him more. 120 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:42,360 Maybe he one day will make an announcement that he too has had 121 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,520 sex with male prostitute and then I'll run over to watch his 122 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:47,720 reality show. Just like, oh what's his name, 123 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,760 Tyler Posey. The biggest thing that Vogue 124 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,400 reported about Paul Mezcal at Glastonbury was that he was 125 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:58,960 wearing his tiny shorts and he's made a global trend of his tiny 126 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:02,000 shorts. I mean, honey, Vogue is covering 127 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,120 your shorts and the Daily Mail is and the Sun is covering your 128 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,200 your drugs. I mean, you've made it. 129 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,800 You're a star. Congratulations. 130 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,240 Hope you had a great time at Glasgow darling. 131 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:43,440 Cade Cocksuck is in the news. Are you not talking about my 132 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:48,720 best friend Cade Cocksuck? Yes I am Britney Spears, Cade 133 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:56,120 Cocksuck as he was dubbed by one of our gay AF listeners who we 134 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,040 love. Yes, because Britney Spears 135 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:05,000 manager flips Kim Kardashian in a drunken dance floor antics at 136 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,080 Khloe's birthday party. Now I do not know if y'all have 137 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:12,880 seen this video but it is very weird. 138 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:18,800 Kim Kardashian is out on the dance floor dancing with Kade. 139 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,200 Cocksuck. Britney's gay manager there to 140 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:30,160 shop shoot to dupe duping around and Kade grabs her and like 141 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:35,560 basically flips her around his arm like they were on dancing 142 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:42,000 with stars. And then like kind of like out 143 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,560 of nowhere flipped all around and somebody comes up and tries 144 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,280 to like rescue her. But then Kim says no, no, it's 145 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,880 fun now. Kim said the next day she did 146 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,800 not remember being flipped. So I guess honey, they were 147 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:57,760 drinking it up at Chloe's birthday party and K cock 148 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:00,360 sucked. He loves to flip the ladies, I 149 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,520 guess. What, what, what, what in the 150 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:10,200 ballroom Dancing with the Stars Dance avec ale stars, as they 151 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,280 call it in France. What a bizarre thing to do. 152 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,040 First of all, that is dangerous. What if you flipped Kim 153 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:22,600 Kardashian by accident? She broke her neck like Cade 154 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:27,280 baby that like what if just by accident something went wrong 155 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,120 and you were doing your shoop daba doobie dancing with the 156 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,960 SARS. You were going to do the flip 157 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,120 with Kim and her little denim jumpsuit and like you flipped 158 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,960 her and then something happened and she and then there it is on 159 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,720 camera. You murdering Kim Kardashian by 160 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,600 accident just cause y'all wanted to do some drunken flip dancing? 161 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,760 Like nobody seems to think the coverage of this is not the how 162 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,240 weird it is that Kate cocksuck flipped Kim. 163 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,200 Do you think he's over there flipping Brittany? 164 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:03,400 He flips all the time I spend. Then I run into Kate's arms and 165 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,800 he flips me. That's why he's got so good at 166 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,160 it. We know he wouldn't kill Kim by 167 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,640 accident because honey, all the all the bad times happened when 168 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,800 he did it to me. My God, he almost broke my neck 169 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,440 a couple times. But you know what? 170 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,160 I love to live on the edge. And I said Cage not in the mood 171 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,840 for flipping. That's why he got so good at it 172 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,480 and that's why whenever he's with one of his famous ladies 173 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,880 stars, he just goes into flipping mode. 174 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:36,080 Why 'cause that's what I say. I say hey Cage, hey CC Kate cock 175 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,000 suck. Guess what? 176 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,680 Flip mode. That's what I call it. 177 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,680 I call it flip mode. You know what I'm saying? 178 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,920 And when I'm in flip mode, Kay, you better start flipping me. 179 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,720 And then I run to the side room and I spin and spin and I spin 180 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,720 and then sometimes I run and jump and he grabs and he flips 181 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,600 me. Oh, we have so much fun living 182 00:12:55,600 --> 00:13:01,040 in The Cheesecake Factory. She loves to flip on marble. 183 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,400 You just love it. It's fabulous. 184 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,840 Brittany. Good old Kay, you're a real 185 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,560 flipper now. Brittany herself was did a dance 186 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:14,200 post, which I guess we just were all so bamboozled by the knife 187 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,440 dancing that we haven't noticed that it's been a long time since 188 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,920 she did some real hardcore dancing posts. 189 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,120 Or at least when she recorded new ones because she probably 190 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:27,280 has a Bank of ton of them. I do have so many, so many, so 191 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,320 many. Well, she posted, I haven't 192 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,320 danced in so long. dot, dot, dot. 193 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,200 The last time I danced, I was dancing with knives. dot, dot, 194 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,120 dot. People say I shouldn't post 195 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,320 those exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation 196 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,120 point. It's been nine months since I've 197 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,040 danced, but I did last night. dot, dot, dot. 198 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,120 It's not very good, but I did it. 199 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,640 I mean, she is whipping it around. 200 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,560 The body still looks good. She's moving, she's dancing 201 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,760 hard. Isn't there a place for her to 202 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,960 professionally do this and for her fans? 203 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,560 I guess this is it, but with good lighting, makeup, maybe 204 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,320 some backup dancers. Brittany, why? 205 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,760 I'm not giving you what you want. 206 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:09,800 Especially if you want it. Fuck you. 207 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:14,880 You'll get you'll take my dance studio footage and you'll love 208 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,240 it. Fuckers. 209 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,800 Hype advance. OK, fine. 210 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,240 We'll we'll take what we can get. 211 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:28,840 We'll take what we can get. Summertime TV can usually be a 212 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,600 wasteland, but so far so good this summer. 213 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:36,080 I just finished watching The Bear season three, which is not 214 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,600 a show about me and my folk. Just no. 215 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:42,320 We know it's a show about the restaurant and I really enjoyed 216 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,040 season one and two. I binge them all recently after 217 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,120 thinking the show was too annoying for me because there 218 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,440 was so much yelling and it is annoying in that way sometimes. 219 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:56,520 And the beginning of this season was a little farty fartsy. 220 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,080 You know the show is best when it's telling true to life 221 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:05,440 stories with heart and interest. And they did a lot of like Zoom 222 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,440 close up, flashback timeline. It gets a little self indulgent. 223 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,280 But once you get to episode three of the season, it starts 224 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,440 to become back to the show that you fell in love with, and it's 225 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:20,000 pretty enjoyable. The show that's really making me 226 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,800 interested, Baby, is a show that I didn't think we would see back 227 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,520 when I didn't think, honestly, I would care about it. 228 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:32,800 But MTV, Surreal Life, Villa of Secrets, Yes please. 229 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:37,040 And how did they get me to even have this on my radar? 230 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:42,960 Well of course it was an article in Out Magazine that says Tyler 231 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:48,080 Posey's Prostitute Confessions. The first time I had sex with a 232 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:53,840 man was with a male prostitute. And you know that I said what 233 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,280 did someone mention? Celebrity male having sex with a 234 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:02,440 male prostitute? Oh, that sounds gay ass. 235 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:10,680 Fuck, that sounds like a homosexual interest item that I 236 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,040 must report on. So I zoomed to the article and 237 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,800 the article was truly just that. Because the only thing that they 238 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:22,440 know is that in the trailer for Surreal Life Villa of Secrets, 239 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:28,880 Tyler Posey from Teen Wolf, who has also recently began become 240 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:33,200 an Only Fans favorite, Jay owing on Only Fans. 241 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,640 I don't really know what he's up to currently or if he's still 242 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,240 doing it, but several years ago that was all the raids that he 243 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,840 joined Only Fans and he was jailing for his fans. 244 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,800 And I looked at, I looked at him jailing. 245 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:49,040 I thought though he looked a little ragged, you could tell. 246 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,720 So he was pretty hot. Anyway, he's much more 247 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,720 interesting now than I know. He's having sex with male 248 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:59,320 prostitutes and he's going to be on the Villa Secrets. 249 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,120 And in the trailer he says the first time I had sex was with a 250 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,840 male prostitute. That's all we know. 251 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,880 And that's all that article was because nobody has any more 252 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,960 information. But what we do know is that this 253 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:14,160 show looks good, honey. Chad Hanks okay is on there. 254 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,040 And well, actually, let's just listen to the trailer, shall we? 255 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,040 What did my family think about me coming to do this for real 256 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:30,680 life? They just kidding. 257 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:36,560 Chad Hanks, robot lady Allie Brooks, Tyler Posey, Kim 258 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,320 Zolciak, Macy Gray, Johnny Weir. Give it to me. 259 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:46,720 Welcome to the Surreal life villa of secrets. 260 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,840 There ain't celebrity strangers check in for an outlandish 261 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,480 getaway. Jose Canseco. 262 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,800 Stop it. That's him. 263 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,960 They have no idea what's in store are. 264 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,840 We climbing this thing? Every secret permission can push 265 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:11,720 their limits. Scream therapy for the stars. 266 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:23,880 Kim and Chad Hanks hooking up every mystery from their past. 267 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,680 I did Ozempic. Macy Grace talking about 268 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:32,040 Ozempic. Everything had to be perfect. 269 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,480 That was pressure for me. All of a sudden I have a panic 270 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,160 attack. I come from. 271 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:43,280 A dark, scary place, gang banging and Droid on July 23rd. 272 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:47,160 My dad was never around. I actually grow up feeling 273 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,840 completely worthless at the feeler of secrets. 274 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:54,320 Where does not want me here? When I go home? 275 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:59,040 I'm gonna get divorced, Cam. I'll talk about my childhood. 276 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,360 Nobody cares. Ask for review. 277 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,680 I tried to escape, tried to run. The first man I was with was a 278 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,560 male prostitute. Gag. 279 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:11,080 Oh, my God. I want to go with you, boy, You 280 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,000 talk more than any guys. Get over yourself. 281 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,040 It's good. Real surreal. 282 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,200 So real life Villa of secrets. Tuesday, July 23rd at nine. 283 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,000 Watch on MTV followed by the Real Friends of We Ho. 284 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,560 See now that might have been a hit combo had they put The Real 285 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,360 Friends of We Ho after the Surreal Life Villa of Secrets. 286 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,000 Look, Tyler Posey doesn't have a lot that interests me but him 287 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,440 Fucking male prostitutes. Yes, Macy Gray loved her first 288 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,880 album before she kind of what happened Macy, she kind of went 289 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,400 crazy. Or is that just the patriarchy 290 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,080 making me think a strong woman was crazy for not believing in 291 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,480 the patriarchy. I mean, there's so many things 292 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:57,760 to enjoy in this series. I mean, can we all just admit 293 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,720 that even though he's a little problematic and a napple baby, 294 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:07,200 that Chad Hanks is hot and that we want to see his Dick and 295 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:12,240 watch a man eat his asshole and make him cum And is that weird? 296 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,800 He's been on his own publicity training, I guess, promoting the 297 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,760 show, and he's been talking about his. 298 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:27,240 Past drug use, he said that used to do so much cocaine that even 299 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,840 coke heads would tell him bro chill, there's plenty of cocaine 300 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,840 relax I. Mean. 301 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,640 I don't do that type of drug anymore, but if I was Chad Hanks 302 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,720 sounds like it'd be pretty fun to do it with you and Chad in 303 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,320 the stall. And he's like, bro, you want to 304 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,120 see my Dick? He's all high. 305 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,200 You're all high in the stall is if you wanna see my fucking 306 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,600 Dick. You're like, yeah, bro, you 307 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,480 wanna see my fucking Dick? And you're like, yeah, we're 308 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,800 just bro. We're just coke stall, bro. 309 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,840 Bathroom Jo heaven. We're just bro stroking our 310 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,640 cocks while we're doing coke in our bathroom stall at the club. 311 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,880 Right, bro? Yeah, bro. 312 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,080 Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. 313 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:03,800 Yeah. Chat. 314 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,000 Yeah, chat. Is that just me? 315 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,600 Macy Gray? I mean, look, this is gonna be 316 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,680 great. I'll be watching. 317 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,440 I will. I will be watching. 318 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:19,200 You got me more articles about male celebrities having sex with 319 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,360 male prostitutes and you can zip me, right? 320 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,000 You know exactly how to get my strings going. 321 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,360 OK, I'm pretty, it's pretty obvious. 322 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,320 It's almost embarrassingly obvious. 323 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,200 Other fun news is look, everyone for years there's there's two 324 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,200 things gay guys always have talked about. 325 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,520 How about an all gay version of the view? 326 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,600 I mean, every faggot and their mother tried and pitched it and 327 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:51,960 did web versions of it and like got as far. 328 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,040 I mean, they even started to have a couple of guys on the 329 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,640 view. But I mean like really, I saw so 330 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,400 many pitches of it's an all male gay view. 331 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,120 Everyone thought they were the perfect gay view. 332 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,120 And even I, when a young age had an idea for that, like where the 333 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:12,440 the view, but were in our my loft apartment in Williamsburg. 334 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,640 And it's 2004. I mean, yes, that would have 335 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,640 actually been a great show, but everyone thought that. 336 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,840 And then the other thing everyone's always talking about 337 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,520 is what about an all gay all male golden girls? 338 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:28,560 Like a redo, but with old gay guys instead of ladies. 339 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,560 And I mean, look, that's always been a great idea, but it's 340 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,200 never really seemed like it was something that was going to 341 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,800 become a reality until just recently. 342 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:43,600 Because you may have seen that Matt Bomer OK hot handsome 343 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:50,800 almost golden Matt Bomer Nathan Lane and Linda Lavin 2 star this 344 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:57,160 variety in Golden girls like Hulu sitcom from Ryan Murphy and 345 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:00,160 the Will and Grace creators on. If you got Ryan Murphy and the 346 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,080 Will and Grace creators you can be sure this show was going on 347 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,880 the air. Sources reveal that Bomber will 348 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,240 take on the ditzy rose like character played by Betty White 349 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,360 and the original cold Girls with Lane taking on the Dorothy be 350 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,200 Arthur of the bunch. Mm hmm Linda Lavin will play 351 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,960 Lane's mother all of the original Sophia. 352 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:26,080 Interesting, is there a hairy Blanche role still left to be 353 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:31,960 cast for me to be in it? The new series will be set in 354 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,560 the game Mecca of Palm Springs. James Burrow is directing the 355 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,800 pilot up. Exactly James Burrow is 356 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,240 directing the pilot. Mm hmm Muchnet Cohen Burrows, 357 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,000 lane and bomber executive for his 20th Century Fox Wow. 358 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,680 The series follows 3 best friends gay gentlemen of a 359 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,680 certain age who, after an unexpected death, decide to 360 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,160 spend their golden years living together in Palm Springs where 361 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,640 the wealthiest 1 lives with his mother and has a naked Gen. 362 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:05,720 Z housekeeper. Well played, creators Naked Gen. 363 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,840 Z Hulu says in a release. Nathan Lane stars as Bunny 364 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,960 Schneiderman, Matt Ballmer as Jerry Frank, and Linda Lavin as 365 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,560 Stipple Schneiderman, Bunny's mother. 366 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,640 A successful businessman with one foot in retirement, Bunny is 367 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,920 forever in search of love. But first he has to be convinced 368 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:29,120 he's worthy of it. Lessons Like her son, Sybil's 369 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,720 strengths are her weaknesses, wise, caring and iconoclastic, 370 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,360 which sometimes means she's critical, smothering and amoral. 371 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:39,840 Whoa, Linda, Jerry left the Mormon church? 372 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,560 Oh, this is the Matt Bomer character. 373 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,920 Jerry left the Mormon church in his marriage in his early 20s 374 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,240 after his wife informed him and the rest of the congregation 375 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,640 that he was a homosexual. Now a latter day St. 376 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,320 In the literal sense of the term, Jerry is pure of heart. 377 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,360 He's also heart of body and soft of head Rose vibes. 378 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:03,640 I mean, Bomber has been with Fellow Travellers where he had 379 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,920 those sex scenes. And I did watch Fellow 380 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,560 Travellers only on Fast forward to see the sex scenes, and he 381 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:15,280 looks good. And Maestro, OK Yeah, he does 382 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,880 work with Ryan Murphy a lot. They did the Normal Heart 383 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,480 together. I mean, it's going to be this 384 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:23,640 sounds great. I mean, this really sounds good. 385 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,120 Linda Lavin starred in Alice, one of my favorite sitcoms, as a 386 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,600 kid. That's where she played a 387 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,880 waitress in a diner. And there was Mel's Diner. 388 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,760 And then the other waitress was named Flo. 389 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:37,640 And she said kiss my grits. And then there was a dumb rose 390 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,680 like one too. And the theme song was there's a 391 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,440 new Garland town and she's feeling good. 392 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,960 Wonder if this what mid century modern if they're trying to be 393 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,200 golden girls, they got a lot to live up to, including theme song 394 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,040 wise. I mean, they just go on their 395 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,120 nose and just get one of the black remixes of Thank you for 396 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,720 being a friend that have been around so good lately. 397 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,400 Well, look, this sounds you know what I would like to be on the 398 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,320 show. OK, I would like to be on the 399 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,800 show. So everyone, let's put put your 400 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,280 hands on the phone. We're going to manifest. 401 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,640 OK. Hello. 402 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,560 Yeah, hello. Gay Jesus. 403 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,360 It's John recovering down here from the Gays podcast. 404 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:27,320 Like to manifest an appearance and a role for me on this show. 405 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,320 In some respect, we using the power of me and all my listeners 406 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,400 for your gay as fuck. We would like to be discovered 407 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,080 much like Oprah Winfrey was by Steven Spielberg for The Color 408 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,360 Purple, where someone was watching her talk show and 409 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,520 thought she would be perfect for a role in The Color Purple. 410 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,880 I also would like someone in the casting process to watch one of 411 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,520 my talk shows or listen to this very show and think, oh, Johnny 412 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,000 Mccover would be perfect for that role of a hairy Blanche 413 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,400 type or anything else. Yes. 414 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,680 And then I will go in and kill it and. 415 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,080 And we will then we'll just ride into the sunset and knowing that 416 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,240 we made our full circle from Golden Girls fan to Golden Girls 417 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,960 feature player. Okay, gay Jesus in your name we 418 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,560 pray, we manifest. Thank you, Amen. 419 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,680 Thank you for doing that. Thank you. 420 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,720 You can take your phone out hand off the phone now, but keep keep 421 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,440 my name. You know my name in your 422 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,960 prayers. How about that? 423 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,880 There's a private day. Private day. 424 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:36,840 Coming. He's coming, He's coming. 425 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:42,360 He's coming. He's coming. 426 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:57,400 We shall. You know Anna Wintour is in the 427 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,560 middle of fashion weeks. All the fashion weeks around the 428 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,560 world are going on and I don't know which tour. 429 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,160 Cannot be bothered, sweetie. OK, Paris Fashion Week happened. 430 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,880 Vogue world, Paris happened. Honey, if you like fashion, get 431 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,200 into the Vogue world runway show, OK? 432 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:17,080 They're pulling stunts, stars, mimes, Paris stuff. 433 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,360 If you like Paris stuff in fashion, you'll enjoyable. 434 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:25,120 Anna Wintour herself seemed like she was actually gagged because 435 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:35,280 Pedro Almodovar was sitting with her, was sitting near her and 436 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,800 the sitting near her in the front row of Jonathan Anderson's 437 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:46,360 Loweve and now Uno A Tour is notoriously does not want to say 438 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,600 hello. OK, one of the greatest clips 439 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:54,920 ever is from the Balenciaga show on Wall Street when that bitch 440 00:28:54,920 --> 00:29:00,920 from Selling Sunset, the main 1 Christina, whatever her name is, 441 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,120 I'm sorry, I'm not aware. But she who she was like she was 442 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:11,120 the hot star at the time and she was sat next to Ano Wintour and 443 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,040 was kind of like, well, she stood there waiting for Ano 444 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,320 Wintour to move over and they were like, Oh no, it's not going 445 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,760 to move. But the guy who was talking to 446 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,680 Anna was the president of the Balenciaga CEO. 447 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,200 And so he was like, but I'll move. 448 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,720 So she sits next to and she tries to say hello to Anna. 449 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,480 And Anna, of course, is a very cold bitch, like hello. 450 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,680 And then she turns away and and then Christina keeps trying to 451 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,760 talk to her and it's like, you're iconic and Ano's like, 452 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,680 and then they just sit awkwardly next to each other. 453 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,400 Now, would I ever want to be the person who onto a tourist 454 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,400 shading down to the ground and would I recover? 455 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,560 No. But can I enjoy it on a Netflix 456 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,880 reality star? You know, fortune. 457 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:03,200 But anyway, honey, Pedro Almodovar, hopefully he he 458 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,440 didn't do that turn. No, he didn't because I watched 459 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,000 it. She she reached over to say 460 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,120 hello. She was so excited. 461 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,800 And then Jeff Goldblum came and they all chatted together. 462 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,920 Gagging on a Wintour Honey at the Loueve front row. 463 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,840 So I'm going to want to make that into a bitch track here. 464 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,680 I'll give you the vocals. Gagging, She's gagging. 465 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,280 Ano Wintour is gagging at the front row of Lueve. 466 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,520 Gagging. She's gagging. 467 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,680 Ano Wintour is gagging. Ano Wintour is gagging in the 468 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,120 front row of Lueve. Free use. 469 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,960 Go ahead, make that into a a a bitch track. 470 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,200 OK. You can pay me to perform it at 471 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,280 Glastow and we'll both make money, OK? 472 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:53,360 So go ahead and take that. Make that a new 65 Blue eyes for 473 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,920 man in Finance, OK? Why are you gagging? 474 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,720 Why are you gagging Mistake? Why are you gagging? 475 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,560 Why are you gagging, Mistake? Why are you gagging? 476 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,400 Why are you gagging mistake? Why are you gagging? 477 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,200 Why are you gagging mistake? Why are you gagging? 478 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,000 Why are you gagging, Mistake? Why are you gagging? 479 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,840 Why are you gagging, Mistake? Why are you gagging? 480 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,680 Why are you gagging mistake? Why are you gagging? 481 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:30,600 Why are you gagging? Some of the TikTok detectives 482 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,120 are going on about Billy Eilish, who supposedly, I guess gave the 483 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,640 impression that maybe she had a hard childhood growing up, but 484 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,280 really, I mean, had rich parents and lived a privileged life. 485 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,960 Is this news for everybody? What a shock that she's on that 486 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,480 ball baby. Billie Ilicia's parents, Maggie 487 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,120 Bard and Patrick O'Connell are both musicians and actors with 488 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,920 tons of connections in the industry. 489 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,800 And she did tell the Guardian that when she was poor she only 490 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:04,400 had one pair of shoes and one pair of one pair of one T-shirt 491 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:09,320 growing up, which obviously was not the case. 492 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,400 Maybe she only liked to wear one pair of shoes and one T-shirt. 493 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,600 But she could have gotten mentee T-shirts or pairs of shoes 494 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:24,000 because her family was not poor. Now also there was information 495 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,160 that came out that said she was supposed to have tried to get on 496 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,120 Dance Moms when she was a kid. And God think like maybe I 497 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:37,480 didn't know but she are she and JoJo like closer then we think. 498 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,560 Were they there in the audition room for Dance Moms? 499 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,840 And JoJo got it and Billie Eilish didn't. 500 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:49,440 And now Billie Eilish being the cooler of the gay lesbian 501 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,680 superstars is her ultimate revenge to JoJo. 502 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:59,200 Speaking of JoJo, JoJo was getting very aggressive. 503 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:34,120 JoJo is just like, aggressively scanning the audience 504 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:47,440 respectfully, respectfully. Wow, honey, Jojo's a monster. 505 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,440 I love it. I'm I'm into it. 506 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:58,160 I am into it. She's a very aggressive scary 507 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,920 even honey, you don't want to come across JoJo Siwa in the 508 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,600 basement if she thought you were fucking booing her, honey. 509 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:11,960 So just as I also peruse TikTok under the search JoJo Siwa 510 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:17,560 aggressive, there is also this one where it shows JoJo Siwa's 511 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:25,080 JoJo Siwa wrapped Tesla aggressively driving on the 512 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,679 highway. And it says JoJo Siwa is a very, 513 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:32,239 very, very aggressive driver. And everyone in Los Angeles 514 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,080 knows now I believe Julie and Brandy have run into her. 515 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,280 Heather McDonald's talk about running into JoJo. 516 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:42,320 JoJo is on the move, OK, much like Britney Spears once was at 517 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,520 the gas stations here before my time. 518 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,560 JoJo is on the move, and if you're looking for JoJo, you 519 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,920 could probably find her the outfit for her latest thing, 520 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,880 which is NYC Pride. That's where she was performing. 521 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:59,040 NYC Pride is a teddy bear hair look with a teddy bear bosom 522 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,400 look. Yeah, I didn't even notice these 523 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,640 teddy bears when she was aggressively telling people 524 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,320 who's boy marry. It's like teddy bears on her 525 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,640 head. Actually, this is a more 526 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,400 successful look to me than the kiss. 527 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,280 This makes sense. I mean, we're not really growing 528 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,440 up with this teddy bear look, but I guess we're growing up by 529 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,480 drinking Fireball out of the bottle. 530 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,000 Now. When she was doing that thing 531 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,800 where she was chugging tequila, I felt like that was just water 532 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,040 and she was just fucking with us. 533 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,360 But this looks like she's opening a brand new bottle of 534 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:42,120 Fireball and then jugging and then going straight into a lip 535 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:48,400 sync. Yeah, I mean, it's all an act. 536 00:35:48,400 --> 00:36:00,600 14 years of my life I performed in front of 6 year olds and they 537 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,480 were way fucking louder than this. 538 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:21,960 How the fuck are we you fuckers? Wow I'm sorry, I've also just 539 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,240 become distracted by one of the scariest prank things I've ever 540 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,160 seen in my life. Come up on TikTok and it is a 541 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:34,840 remote control alligator head that you can buy and make. 542 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,840 Swim through the water and make someone think an alligator is 543 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,720 coming out of the water to kill them and eat them. 544 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,080 It's crocodile. That alligator $74 RC crocodile 545 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:52,320 head. Perfect for pranks that if you 546 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,280 were swimming in the river and you started to think you saw a 547 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,120 crocodile coming to get you, oh, that would be scary. 548 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,120 We very scary. And let's leave today on this 549 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,880 note. You know, everybody is talking 550 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,400 to people on the street, but not every answer can be as good as 551 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,920 this one. It's the worst thing you've done 552 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,560 behind somebody's back. Thank you. 553 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:25,480 Thank you for that. All right, well, if you enjoyed 554 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:30,040 today's show, look, we're creeping to the 200 reviews and 555 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,440 I could use let's get a streak going. 556 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,840 OK, let's have let's let's have you write something, write 557 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,360 something wild. Write some write. 558 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:43,320 Why don't you write my fucking my man pussy pops for gay as 559 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,600 fuck. The sound of Johnny's voice 560 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:52,040 makes me cream my mantis. You can write that. 561 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:56,320 That's just a suggestion. This is the funniest show I've 562 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,440 ever heard. How does he come up with it? 563 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,520 Is Britney Spears really on this show? 564 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,400 It's so lifelike. Just a couple things you could 565 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,720 say in your five star review. And if you want to hear more 566 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,480 from me, baby, we're having so much fun over on the Patreon. 567 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,360 We're doing me and Teddy doing the Sniffy's deep dive. 568 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,000 Erica's complete dating journey on Hinge. 569 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,440 She is spilling all of her own personal business and it is so 570 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,080 compelling and delightful. And she's really on a journey to 571 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,920 love honey. Of course me, Marlon and Jordan 572 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:33,240 give you the full inside X-rated T on what's going on at the John 573 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,840 Reed Gym in We Ho and way more faggoty fun. 574 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:43,120 So please be a cool dude or do do that and or an in between AT 575 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:48,840 and go before and join me at patreon.com/case of all time. 576 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,840 And that's where we can really be friends, OK. 577 00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:02,600 And don't forget I will be doing 7, actually 7 episodes of Hey 578 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,920 Queen live on the floor at Drag Con. 579 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,240 If you want to see me and talk to me. 580 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:09,720 I'll also be doing pictures on the set for free. 581 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,760 Why 'cause I got I got it like that. 582 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:16,960 I'm benevolent like that and would love to see you there. 583 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,920 See you there and on the next episode of Yeah As Fuck. 584 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,760 Bye baby. Bitch, you lick being. 585 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,480 Bitch you lick being. Bitch you lick being. 586 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,160 Bitch you lick being. Bitch you lick being. 587 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,840 Bitch you lick being. Bitch you look being. 588 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,960 Bitch you look being. That's right. 589 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,800 I'm back, and although I know you thought I was missing an 590 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,720 action, I came here specifically tonight to tell you just one 591 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,600 thing. You look serious. 592 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,440 That's right. I said viz. 593 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,960 And when I say viz, I don't mean as in Naomi Campbell viz. 594 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,640 I mean more like, oh, let's say Glenn Capital. 595 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,040 Bitch, you look vian. Bitch you look vian. 596 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,720 Bitch, you look vian. Bitch, you look vian. 597 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,400 Bitch, you look vian. Bitch you look vian. 598 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,080 Bitch you look vian. Bitch, you look vian. 599 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:30,400 Beads talk being what? Beads talk being what. 600 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:39,720 Beads talk being what, Beads talk being what, Beads talk 601 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:45,040 being what, Beads talk being what. 602 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:51,440 Beads talk being what Beads talk being. 603 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,040 Excuse me, what did you say, bitch? 604 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:03,840 You sound vias. And when I say vias, I don't 605 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:09,000 mean as in Mariah Carey fias. Let's just say you sound more 606 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:14,600 like Jim Carrey. What? 607 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,440 What is that smell? Oh. 608 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,560 Oh, you smell bees? Is that poison? 609 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:36,800 No, not the perfume as in rat. You look fear bitch. 610 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,520 You look being bitch, you look being bitch. 611 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,560 You look being bitch. You look being bitch, you look 612 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,880 being bitch, You look being bitch. 613 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,600 You look being bitch, you look being. 614 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,080 I have an idea. Let's take it to the runway, 615 00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:02,560 shall we? It's so lonely at the top, 616 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:09,440 wouldn't you agree? Feeling fab, Feeling fab. 617 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,120 Feeling fab. Feeling fab. 618 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:18,640 Feeling fab. Feeling fab, Feeling fab, 619 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:27,640 feeling fab. And now, on the runway directly 620 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:33,160 from the House of International Pancakes, serving up the latest 621 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:38,600 that Canal Street has to offer, she's giving Shadow. 622 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:47,520 Or is it Versace? I just have one thing to tell 623 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,000 you, darling. You look bit bitch, you look 624 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:56,160 bitch, you look bitch, you look bitch. 625 00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:03,560 You look bitch, You look bitch. You look bitch, you look bitch, 626 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:26,200 you look. Apparently you're still getting 627 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:32,600 your fashion sense from the WB. Did you just wake up or 628 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:37,880 something? Tell me one thing. 629 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:47,800 Is your hair on purpose? Pull to the next window please. 630 00:43:50,000 --> 00:44:20,500 Does that sound familiar? You'll take my dance studio 631 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:23,940 footage and you'll love it, fuckers.