It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my
LGBT's. You're in love because Johnny.
The government is gay. Yes, hello everyone and welcome
to gay as fuck. I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness, he
who is. It's high summer and West
Hollywood is heating up. OK, crop tops abound, sweetie.
Short shorts are short, shorting, bulges are bulging.
All the stars are hiring the bulgier to make sure they have
the juiciest bulge in their tiny shorts.
It's hot, gay, summer and baby surrounded by shirtless men
sweating. Because over in the Patreon we
are giving a full expose of our month at the headquarters of
Faggot Disco Gym John Reed. OK, They were giving out free
memberships on Pride and after spending many times going, I
wouldn't go to that dumb gym. That's still stupid.
Just 'cause there's a disco ball and Thrones doesn't mean I want
to work out there. Well, they gave me a free
membership for the month and I went with the homies, Marlon and
Jordan and Crunk and baby. We we it was high level vaca
tree, OK, Ducking people are there shortless, shirtless
workouts, sauna things going on. Disco music's so loud you can't
hear anything. It is faggot period disco period
gym. And I have a lot of thoughts.
So if you want to hear those and they're good and bad, OK.
Because you know, if there's one, if you're going to go to
the gym, you might as well go to a faggot disco gym, OK?
Lots of interesting choices they've made in Decor and all
the rest. Honey, we break it all down and
get Jordans play by play of some sexy action going down in the
sauna that is all over at the patreonpatreon.com/gayest of All
time. Plus me and Teddy Marcus are on
doing new episodes of Benergy and this week we delve head
first into Sniffy's culture in the neighborhood.
We took a look at who was cruising and what they were
cruising for on the app that seems to be bubbling under in
everybody's pocket. I'm not currently on it, but I
am not above giving it a look. So we see have a lot of
interesting things that we see all talking about that and
that's all over on the Patreon. But in the meantime, baby,
there's lots to talk about here. Is there a new gay Golden Girls
happening finally? Oh my God, Tyler Posey's having
sex with male prostitutes. Yes, Chet Hank's cocaine
confessions and our confession that we think he's very hot was
Billy Eilish trying to be a Dance Moms girl back in the day,
And more gay shit. So baby, let's get into it.
Get into it. Get.
Into it. Get into it.
I watched the trailer for Gladiator 2 and let me tell you,
I was expecting thighs that could choke a bear, sweaty
pecks, giant muscles, men laying with other men on the
battlefield, gladiators making love to each other and dungeons
before they go fight lions. And maybe some of that is in
there, but the trailer itself was not very sexy.
I mean, we know there are sexy people in it.
Denzel Washington is in it. Pedro Pascal, Internet's daddy
Pedro Pascal is in it. And sexy young star Paul Mezcal
is in it. And Paul Mezcal is over at
Glastonbury, honey. OK, You know Glastonbury, or
Glasto as they call it, is the big mega party music festival
over in England happening right about now.
And good old Paul Mescal, honey, he's there to have fun at
Glastow. He's gonna have fun at Glastow,
darling. He's don't give a shit whether
he's famous or not because Paul Mescal caught on video seemingly
snorting drugs at Glastonbury Music Festival.
Paul Mescal appeared to indulge in a little illegal substance
while partying at the Glastonburg music Festival.
He was seen in a video obtained by The Sun Monday dipping his
finger into a small bag and then putting it up his nose to take a
sniff. Paul looked like he used a key
to scoop some substance out of the bag, which he lifted to his
nose and sniffed. And eyewitness says alleged of
to the outlet he did it once and then he dipped the key back in
the bag and lifted it to his nose and sniffed again.
The source further claimed Paul didn't seem to care if anyone
would see him. He was dancing and laughing with
his friends. And Paul, of course, was
completely unaware that he was being filmed at the time.
Because no, everyone's a fucking narc and nobody can just have
fun. Page Six reached out to his Rep
for comment but did not hear back.
As they fucking shouldn't. Paul Mescal should never comment
on this. And just be like, I was at, I
was at fucking Glasgow love. What do you expect?
I mean Paul Mescal was looking really cute.
He loves to wear short shorts. He loves it.
He was wearing a sweater and he was doing bumps with his
buddies. Kim watching the video, yeah,
he's taking a bump. He probably had some crushed up
MDMA and he was snorting some and then he rubbed some of his
teeth or it could be coke, I guess.
Uh huh. He was just having some fun.
Now, let me tell you, he was right out in the open with it.
So you know, girl, if you're if you are a famous person and
you're at, even if you're at a music festival.
It wasn't like he was packed tight in the crowd, honey.
He was kind of just right, almost standing by himself with
his little baggy, just dipping it in.
Well, I mean, he's only 28 and he's at Glasgow.
Darling's wearing short shorts. He looks sexy.
Leave him alone. Well then why are you talking
about it, Johnny? I find it intriguing.
I certainly, if I was Paul Mezcat, I had 28, I was dipping
my finger in little bags and simping up my nose in the public
and didn't care. It's all.
I was just lucky enough that there was nobody filming back
then and now I don't do those kind of drugs.
So he does. Look, you know, this is what we
needed more of in the Gladiator trailer.
Not him doing drugs, but I'm looking at a picture of him in
his Gladiator get up and baby, it's looking good.
Everybody wants Paul Mezcal's tight thighs
is not a homosexual, I think. I think I got confused because
he dresses kind of like a home homosexual.
He's being styled as homosexual, but Vogue did an entire article
on how many women he has dated and how many famous beautiful
women he's dated. He is handsome, but you know he
would make him more handsome if he was gay.
If he was a Vulcan faggot I would appreciate him more.
Maybe he one day will make an announcement that he too has had
sex with male prostitute and then I'll run over to watch his
reality show. Just like, oh what's his name,
Tyler Posey. The biggest thing that Vogue
reported about Paul Mezcal at Glastonbury was that he was
wearing his tiny shorts and he's made a global trend of his tiny
shorts. I mean, honey, Vogue is covering
your shorts and the Daily Mail is and the Sun is covering your
your drugs. I mean, you've made it.
You're a star. Congratulations.
Hope you had a great time at Glasgow darling.
Cade Cocksuck is in the news. Are you not talking about my
best friend Cade Cocksuck? Yes I am Britney Spears, Cade
Cocksuck as he was dubbed by one of our gay AF listeners who we
love. Yes, because Britney Spears
manager flips Kim Kardashian in a drunken dance floor antics at
Khloe's birthday party. Now I do not know if y'all have
seen this video but it is very weird.
Kim Kardashian is out on the dance floor dancing with Kade.
Cocksuck. Britney's gay manager there to
shop shoot to dupe duping around and Kade grabs her and like
basically flips her around his arm like they were on dancing
with stars. And then like kind of like out
of nowhere flipped all around and somebody comes up and tries
to like rescue her. But then Kim says no, no, it's
fun now. Kim said the next day she did
not remember being flipped. So I guess honey, they were
drinking it up at Chloe's birthday party and K cock
sucked. He loves to flip the ladies, I
guess. What, what, what, what in the
ballroom Dancing with the Stars Dance avec ale stars, as they
call it in France. What a bizarre thing to do.
First of all, that is dangerous. What if you flipped Kim
Kardashian by accident? She broke her neck like Cade
baby that like what if just by accident something went wrong
and you were doing your shoop daba doobie dancing with the
SARS. You were going to do the flip
with Kim and her little denim jumpsuit and like you flipped
her and then something happened and she and then there it is on
camera. You murdering Kim Kardashian by
accident just cause y'all wanted to do some drunken flip dancing?
Like nobody seems to think the coverage of this is not the how
weird it is that Kate cocksuck flipped Kim.
Do you think he's over there flipping Brittany?
He flips all the time I spend. Then I run into Kate's arms and
he flips me. That's why he's got so good at
it. We know he wouldn't kill Kim by
accident because honey, all the all the bad times happened when
he did it to me. My God, he almost broke my neck
a couple times. But you know what?
I love to live on the edge. And I said Cage not in the mood
for flipping. That's why he got so good at it
and that's why whenever he's with one of his famous ladies
stars, he just goes into flipping mode.
Why 'cause that's what I say. I say hey Cage, hey CC Kate cock
suck. Guess what?
Flip mode. That's what I call it.
I call it flip mode. You know what I'm saying?
And when I'm in flip mode, Kay, you better start flipping me.
And then I run to the side room and I spin and spin and I spin
and then sometimes I run and jump and he grabs and he flips
me. Oh, we have so much fun living
in The Cheesecake Factory. She loves to flip on marble.
You just love it. It's fabulous.
Brittany. Good old Kay, you're a real
flipper now. Brittany herself was did a dance
post, which I guess we just were all so bamboozled by the knife
dancing that we haven't noticed that it's been a long time since
she did some real hardcore dancing posts.
Or at least when she recorded new ones because she probably
has a Bank of ton of them. I do have so many, so many, so
many. Well, she posted, I haven't
danced in so long. dot, dot, dot.
The last time I danced, I was dancing with knives. dot, dot,
dot. People say I shouldn't post
those exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation
point. It's been nine months since I've
danced, but I did last night. dot, dot, dot.
It's not very good, but I did it.
I mean, she is whipping it around.
The body still looks good. She's moving, she's dancing
hard. Isn't there a place for her to
professionally do this and for her fans?
I guess this is it, but with good lighting, makeup, maybe
some backup dancers. Brittany, why?
I'm not giving you what you want.
Especially if you want it. Fuck you.
You'll get you'll take my dance studio footage and you'll love
it. Fuckers.
Hype advance. OK, fine.
We'll we'll take what we can get.
We'll take what we can get. Summertime TV can usually be a
wasteland, but so far so good this summer.
I just finished watching The Bear season three, which is not
a show about me and my folk. Just no.
We know it's a show about the restaurant and I really enjoyed
season one and two. I binge them all recently after
thinking the show was too annoying for me because there
was so much yelling and it is annoying in that way sometimes.
And the beginning of this season was a little farty fartsy.
You know the show is best when it's telling true to life
stories with heart and interest. And they did a lot of like Zoom
close up, flashback timeline. It gets a little self indulgent.
But once you get to episode three of the season, it starts
to become back to the show that you fell in love with, and it's
pretty enjoyable. The show that's really making me
interested, Baby, is a show that I didn't think we would see back
when I didn't think, honestly, I would care about it.
But MTV, Surreal Life, Villa of Secrets, Yes please.
And how did they get me to even have this on my radar?
Well of course it was an article in Out Magazine that says Tyler
Posey's Prostitute Confessions. The first time I had sex with a
man was with a male prostitute. And you know that I said what
did someone mention? Celebrity male having sex with a
male prostitute? Oh, that sounds gay ass.
Fuck, that sounds like a homosexual interest item that I
must report on. So I zoomed to the article and
the article was truly just that. Because the only thing that they
know is that in the trailer for Surreal Life Villa of Secrets,
Tyler Posey from Teen Wolf, who has also recently began become
an Only Fans favorite, Jay owing on Only Fans.
I don't really know what he's up to currently or if he's still
doing it, but several years ago that was all the raids that he
joined Only Fans and he was jailing for his fans.
And I looked at, I looked at him jailing.
I thought though he looked a little ragged, you could tell.
So he was pretty hot. Anyway, he's much more
interesting now than I know. He's having sex with male
prostitutes and he's going to be on the Villa Secrets.
And in the trailer he says the first time I had sex was with a
male prostitute. That's all we know.
And that's all that article was because nobody has any more
information. But what we do know is that this
show looks good, honey. Chad Hanks okay is on there.
And well, actually, let's just listen to the trailer, shall we?
What did my family think about me coming to do this for real
life? They just kidding.
Chad Hanks, robot lady Allie Brooks, Tyler Posey, Kim
Zolciak, Macy Gray, Johnny Weir. Give it to me.
Welcome to the Surreal life villa of secrets.
There ain't celebrity strangers check in for an outlandish
getaway. Jose Canseco.
Stop it. That's him.
They have no idea what's in store are.
We climbing this thing? Every secret permission can push
their limits. Scream therapy for the stars.
Kim and Chad Hanks hooking up every mystery from their past.
I did Ozempic. Macy Grace talking about
Ozempic. Everything had to be perfect.
That was pressure for me. All of a sudden I have a panic
attack. I come from.
A dark, scary place, gang banging and Droid on July 23rd.
My dad was never around. I actually grow up feeling
completely worthless at the feeler of secrets.
Where does not want me here? When I go home?
I'm gonna get divorced, Cam. I'll talk about my childhood.
Nobody cares. Ask for review.
I tried to escape, tried to run. The first man I was with was a
male prostitute. Gag.
Oh, my God. I want to go with you, boy, You
talk more than any guys. Get over yourself.
It's good. Real surreal.
So real life Villa of secrets. Tuesday, July 23rd at nine.
Watch on MTV followed by the Real Friends of We Ho.
See now that might have been a hit combo had they put The Real
Friends of We Ho after the Surreal Life Villa of Secrets.
Look, Tyler Posey doesn't have a lot that interests me but him
Fucking male prostitutes. Yes, Macy Gray loved her first
album before she kind of what happened Macy, she kind of went
crazy. Or is that just the patriarchy
making me think a strong woman was crazy for not believing in
the patriarchy. I mean, there's so many things
to enjoy in this series. I mean, can we all just admit
that even though he's a little problematic and a napple baby,
that Chad Hanks is hot and that we want to see his Dick and
watch a man eat his asshole and make him cum And is that weird?
He's been on his own publicity training, I guess, promoting the
show, and he's been talking about his.
Past drug use, he said that used to do so much cocaine that even
coke heads would tell him bro chill, there's plenty of cocaine
relax I. Mean.
I don't do that type of drug anymore, but if I was Chad Hanks
sounds like it'd be pretty fun to do it with you and Chad in
the stall. And he's like, bro, you want to
see my Dick? He's all high.
You're all high in the stall is if you wanna see my fucking
Dick. You're like, yeah, bro, you
wanna see my fucking Dick? And you're like, yeah, we're
just bro. We're just coke stall, bro.
Bathroom Jo heaven. We're just bro stroking our
cocks while we're doing coke in our bathroom stall at the club.
Right, bro? Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah. Chat.
Yeah, chat. Is that just me?
Macy Gray? I mean, look, this is gonna be
great. I'll be watching.
I will. I will be watching.
You got me more articles about male celebrities having sex with
male prostitutes and you can zip me, right?
You know exactly how to get my strings going.
OK, I'm pretty, it's pretty obvious.
It's almost embarrassingly obvious.
Other fun news is look, everyone for years there's there's two
things gay guys always have talked about.
How about an all gay version of the view?
I mean, every faggot and their mother tried and pitched it and
did web versions of it and like got as far.
I mean, they even started to have a couple of guys on the
view. But I mean like really, I saw so
many pitches of it's an all male gay view.
Everyone thought they were the perfect gay view.
And even I, when a young age had an idea for that, like where the
the view, but were in our my loft apartment in Williamsburg.
And it's 2004. I mean, yes, that would have
actually been a great show, but everyone thought that.
And then the other thing everyone's always talking about
is what about an all gay all male golden girls?
Like a redo, but with old gay guys instead of ladies.
And I mean, look, that's always been a great idea, but it's
never really seemed like it was something that was going to
become a reality until just recently.
Because you may have seen that Matt Bomer OK hot handsome
almost golden Matt Bomer Nathan Lane and Linda Lavin 2 star this
variety in Golden girls like Hulu sitcom from Ryan Murphy and
the Will and Grace creators on. If you got Ryan Murphy and the
Will and Grace creators you can be sure this show was going on
the air. Sources reveal that Bomber will
take on the ditzy rose like character played by Betty White
and the original cold Girls with Lane taking on the Dorothy be
Arthur of the bunch. Mm hmm Linda Lavin will play
Lane's mother all of the original Sophia.
Interesting, is there a hairy Blanche role still left to be
cast for me to be in it? The new series will be set in
the game Mecca of Palm Springs. James Burrow is directing the
pilot up. Exactly James Burrow is
directing the pilot. Mm hmm Muchnet Cohen Burrows,
lane and bomber executive for his 20th Century Fox Wow.
The series follows 3 best friends gay gentlemen of a
certain age who, after an unexpected death, decide to
spend their golden years living together in Palm Springs where
the wealthiest 1 lives with his mother and has a naked Gen.
Z housekeeper. Well played, creators Naked Gen.
Z Hulu says in a release. Nathan Lane stars as Bunny
Schneiderman, Matt Ballmer as Jerry Frank, and Linda Lavin as
Stipple Schneiderman, Bunny's mother.
A successful businessman with one foot in retirement, Bunny is
forever in search of love. But first he has to be convinced
he's worthy of it. Lessons Like her son, Sybil's
strengths are her weaknesses, wise, caring and iconoclastic,
which sometimes means she's critical, smothering and amoral.
Whoa, Linda, Jerry left the Mormon church?
Oh, this is the Matt Bomer character.
Jerry left the Mormon church in his marriage in his early 20s
after his wife informed him and the rest of the congregation
that he was a homosexual. Now a latter day St.
In the literal sense of the term, Jerry is pure of heart.
He's also heart of body and soft of head Rose vibes.
I mean, Bomber has been with Fellow Travellers where he had
those sex scenes. And I did watch Fellow
Travellers only on Fast forward to see the sex scenes, and he
looks good. And Maestro, OK Yeah, he does
work with Ryan Murphy a lot. They did the Normal Heart
together. I mean, it's going to be this
sounds great. I mean, this really sounds good.
Linda Lavin starred in Alice, one of my favorite sitcoms, as a
kid. That's where she played a
waitress in a diner. And there was Mel's Diner.
And then the other waitress was named Flo.
And she said kiss my grits. And then there was a dumb rose
like one too. And the theme song was there's a
new Garland town and she's feeling good.
Wonder if this what mid century modern if they're trying to be
golden girls, they got a lot to live up to, including theme song
wise. I mean, they just go on their
nose and just get one of the black remixes of Thank you for
being a friend that have been around so good lately.
Well, look, this sounds you know what I would like to be on the
show. OK, I would like to be on the
show. So everyone, let's put put your
hands on the phone. We're going to manifest.
OK. Hello.
Yeah, hello. Gay Jesus.
It's John recovering down here from the Gays podcast.
Like to manifest an appearance and a role for me on this show.
In some respect, we using the power of me and all my listeners
for your gay as fuck. We would like to be discovered
much like Oprah Winfrey was by Steven Spielberg for The Color
Purple, where someone was watching her talk show and
thought she would be perfect for a role in The Color Purple.
I also would like someone in the casting process to watch one of
my talk shows or listen to this very show and think, oh, Johnny
Mccover would be perfect for that role of a hairy Blanche
type or anything else. Yes.
And then I will go in and kill it and.
And we will then we'll just ride into the sunset and knowing that
we made our full circle from Golden Girls fan to Golden Girls
feature player. Okay, gay Jesus in your name we
pray, we manifest. Thank you, Amen.
Thank you for doing that. Thank you.
You can take your phone out hand off the phone now, but keep keep
my name. You know my name in your
prayers. How about that?
There's a private day. Private day.
Coming. He's coming, He's coming.
He's coming. He's coming.
We shall. You know Anna Wintour is in the
middle of fashion weeks. All the fashion weeks around the
world are going on and I don't know which tour.
Cannot be bothered, sweetie. OK, Paris Fashion Week happened.
Vogue world, Paris happened. Honey, if you like fashion, get
into the Vogue world runway show, OK?
They're pulling stunts, stars, mimes, Paris stuff.
If you like Paris stuff in fashion, you'll enjoyable.
Anna Wintour herself seemed like she was actually gagged because
Pedro Almodovar was sitting with her, was sitting near her and
the sitting near her in the front row of Jonathan Anderson's
Loweve and now Uno A Tour is notoriously does not want to say
hello. OK, one of the greatest clips
ever is from the Balenciaga show on Wall Street when that bitch
from Selling Sunset, the main 1 Christina, whatever her name is,
I'm sorry, I'm not aware. But she who she was like she was
the hot star at the time and she was sat next to Ano Wintour and
was kind of like, well, she stood there waiting for Ano
Wintour to move over and they were like, Oh no, it's not going
to move. But the guy who was talking to
Anna was the president of the Balenciaga CEO.
And so he was like, but I'll move.
So she sits next to and she tries to say hello to Anna.
And Anna, of course, is a very cold bitch, like hello.
And then she turns away and and then Christina keeps trying to
talk to her and it's like, you're iconic and Ano's like,
and then they just sit awkwardly next to each other.
Now, would I ever want to be the person who onto a tourist
shading down to the ground and would I recover?
No. But can I enjoy it on a Netflix
reality star? You know, fortune.
But anyway, honey, Pedro Almodovar, hopefully he he
didn't do that turn. No, he didn't because I watched
it. She she reached over to say
hello. She was so excited.
And then Jeff Goldblum came and they all chatted together.
Gagging on a Wintour Honey at the Loueve front row.
So I'm going to want to make that into a bitch track here.
I'll give you the vocals. Gagging, She's gagging.
Ano Wintour is gagging at the front row of Lueve.
Gagging. She's gagging.
Ano Wintour is gagging. Ano Wintour is gagging in the
front row of Lueve. Free use.
Go ahead, make that into a a a bitch track.
OK. You can pay me to perform it at
Glastow and we'll both make money, OK?
So go ahead and take that. Make that a new 65 Blue eyes for
man in Finance, OK? Why are you gagging?
Why are you gagging Mistake? Why are you gagging?
Why are you gagging, Mistake? Why are you gagging?
Why are you gagging mistake? Why are you gagging?
Why are you gagging, Mistake? Why are you gagging?
Why are you gagging mistake? Why are you gagging?
Some of the TikTok detectives
are going on about Billy Eilish, who supposedly, I guess gave the
impression that maybe she had a hard childhood growing up, but
really, I mean, had rich parents and lived a privileged life.
Is this news for everybody? What a shock that she's on that
ball baby. Billie Ilicia's parents, Maggie
Bard and Patrick O'Connell are both musicians and actors with
tons of connections in the industry.
And she did tell the Guardian that when she was poor she only
had one pair of shoes and one pair of one pair of one T-shirt
growing up, which obviously was not the case.
Maybe she only liked to wear one pair of shoes and one T-shirt.
But she could have gotten mentee T-shirts or pairs of shoes
because her family was not poor. Now also there was information
that came out that said she was supposed to have tried to get on
Dance Moms when she was a kid. And God think like maybe I
didn't know but she are she and JoJo like closer then we think.
Were they there in the audition room for Dance Moms?
And JoJo got it and Billie Eilish didn't.
And now Billie Eilish being the cooler of the gay lesbian
superstars is her ultimate revenge to JoJo.
Speaking of JoJo, JoJo was getting very aggressive.
JoJo is just like, aggressively scanning the audience
respectfully, respectfully. Wow, honey, Jojo's a monster.
I love it. I'm I'm into it.
I am into it. She's a very aggressive scary
even honey, you don't want to come across JoJo Siwa in the
basement if she thought you were fucking booing her, honey.
So just as I also peruse TikTok under the search JoJo Siwa
aggressive, there is also this one where it shows JoJo Siwa's
JoJo Siwa wrapped Tesla aggressively driving on the
highway. And it says JoJo Siwa is a very,
very, very aggressive driver. And everyone in Los Angeles
knows now I believe Julie and Brandy have run into her.
Heather McDonald's talk about running into JoJo.
JoJo is on the move, OK, much like Britney Spears once was at
the gas stations here before my time.
JoJo is on the move, and if you're looking for JoJo, you
could probably find her the outfit for her latest thing,
which is NYC Pride. That's where she was performing.
NYC Pride is a teddy bear hair look with a teddy bear bosom
look. Yeah, I didn't even notice these
teddy bears when she was aggressively telling people
who's boy marry. It's like teddy bears on her
head. Actually, this is a more
successful look to me than the kiss.
This makes sense. I mean, we're not really growing
up with this teddy bear look, but I guess we're growing up by
drinking Fireball out of the bottle.
Now. When she was doing that thing
where she was chugging tequila, I felt like that was just water
and she was just fucking with us.
But this looks like she's opening a brand new bottle of
Fireball and then jugging and then going straight into a lip
sync. Yeah, I mean, it's all an act.
14 years of my life I performed in front of 6 year olds and they
were way fucking louder than this.
How the fuck are we you fuckers? Wow I'm sorry, I've also just
become distracted by one of the scariest prank things I've ever
seen in my life. Come up on TikTok and it is a
remote control alligator head that you can buy and make.
Swim through the water and make someone think an alligator is
coming out of the water to kill them and eat them.
It's crocodile. That alligator $74 RC crocodile
head. Perfect for pranks that if you
were swimming in the river and you started to think you saw a
crocodile coming to get you, oh, that would be scary.
We very scary. And let's leave today on this
note. You know, everybody is talking
to people on the street, but not every answer can be as good as
this one. It's the worst thing you've done
behind somebody's back. Thank you.
Thank you for that. All right, well, if you enjoyed
today's show, look, we're creeping to the 200 reviews and
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Why don't you write my fucking my man pussy pops for gay as
fuck. The sound of Johnny's voice
makes me cream my mantis. You can write that.
That's just a suggestion. This is the funniest show I've
ever heard. How does he come up with it?
Is Britney Spears really on this show?
It's so lifelike. Just a couple things you could
say in your five star review. And if you want to hear more
from me, baby, we're having so much fun over on the Patreon.
We're doing me and Teddy doing the Sniffy's deep dive.
Erica's complete dating journey on Hinge.
She is spilling all of her own personal business and it is so
compelling and delightful. And she's really on a journey to
love honey. Of course me, Marlon and Jordan
give you the full inside X-rated T on what's going on at the John
Reed Gym in We Ho and way more faggoty fun.
So please be a cool dude or do do that and or an in between AT
and go before and join me at patreon.com/case of all time.
And that's where we can really be friends, OK.
And don't forget I will be doing 7, actually 7 episodes of Hey
Queen live on the floor at Drag Con.
If you want to see me and talk to me.
I'll also be doing pictures on the set for free.
Why 'cause I got I got it like that.
I'm benevolent like that and would love to see you there.
See you there and on the next episode of Yeah As Fuck.
Bye baby. Bitch, you lick being.
Bitch you lick being. Bitch you lick being.
Bitch you look being.
That's right.
I'm back, and although I know you thought I was missing an
action, I came here specifically tonight to tell you just one
thing. You look serious.
That's right. I said viz.
And when I say viz, I don't mean as in Naomi Campbell viz.
I mean more like, oh, let's say Glenn Capital.
Bitch, you look vian. Bitch you look vian.
Bitch, you look vian. Bitch, you look vian.
Bitch you look vian.
Bitch, you look vian.
Beads talk being what? Beads talk being what.
Beads talk being what, Beads talk being what, Beads talk
being what, Beads talk being what.
Beads talk being what Beads talk being.
Excuse me, what did you say, bitch?
You sound vias. And when I say vias, I don't
mean as in Mariah Carey fias. Let's just say you sound more
like Jim Carrey. What?
What is that smell? Oh.
Oh, you smell bees? Is that poison?
No, not the perfume as in rat. You look fear bitch.
You look being bitch, you look being bitch.
You look being bitch. You look being bitch, you look
being bitch, You look being bitch.
You look being bitch, you look being.
I have an idea. Let's take it to the runway,
shall we? It's so lonely at the top,
wouldn't you agree? Feeling fab, Feeling fab.
Feeling fab. Feeling fab.
Feeling fab, Feeling fab,
feeling fab. And now, on the runway directly
from the House of International Pancakes, serving up the latest
that Canal Street has to offer, she's giving Shadow.
Or is it Versace? I just have one thing to tell
you, darling. You look bit bitch, you look
bitch, you look bitch, you look bitch.
You look bitch, You look bitch. You look bitch, you look bitch,
you look. Apparently you're still getting
your fashion sense from the WB. Did you just wake up or
something? Tell me one thing.
Is your hair on purpose? Pull to the next window please.
Does that sound familiar? You'll take my dance studio
footage and you'll love it, fuckers.