1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:11,200 Hello everyone, hello everyone and hello, hello God give it, 2 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:12,080 give it up. It's. 3 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:26,080 A key key with John and Nick G gonna spill all that tea, all my 4 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:30,520 LGBTS. You're in love cause Johnny 5 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:41,880 McGovern is gay as fuck. Hello everyone, and welcome to 6 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:45,680 Gay as Fuck. I am your host, Mr. John T 7 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:52,160 Mcgoverness, he who is well, happy summer vacation from me to 8 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,280 you. I'm in Atlanta, honey, and it is 9 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,320 hot as a motherfucker. I'm on vacation, just taking a 10 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,000 little vacation with my doggy Cha Cha. 11 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,640 I'm staying at a very luxurious loft right on the Beltline, and 12 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,040 it's very beautiful but very warm. 13 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,920 And that's why there was no show last week, baby, because I was 14 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,840 on motherfucking vacation. And you know what? 15 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:18,200 I might go on vacation again, but you know, if you missed me 16 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,600 last week, then you know what to do. 17 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,160 You gotta go over to the Patreon because I did not take off the 18 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,520 Patreon, OK? Baby we they still got fresh 19 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,800 content that week. OK, so if you want to make sure 20 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,560 you get me every single week then you're going to go over to 21 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,800 patreon.com/gears of all time. This week I'm talking about the 22 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,400 surreal life baby, the surreal life. 23 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,760 I had to go in deep on the Surreal Life Villa of Secrets 24 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:50,120 with shirtless muscly choke Fuck Express Chet Hanks and Tyler 25 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:55,120 Posey talking about eating male prostitutes asses on the 1st 26 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:01,360 episode and Macy Gray and Johnny Ware and the trauma of Fifth 27 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,040 Harmony. I mean baby, it's good. 28 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:09,639 So if you want to hear me go full in on that one, go join me 29 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,960 over in the Patreon. Plus a lot of other juicy 30 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,280 goodness. But it's good that I didn't do a 31 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,120 show last week because look, it was Olympics time. 32 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,520 That was all we were thinking about. 33 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:25,160 And had I done the show last week, I would not have gotten to 34 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:30,280 the moment, the penultimate gay as fuck moment of the Olympics 35 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,920 yet, which happened on Saturday. OK. 36 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,400 And that was the moment when the French Pole vaulters huge Dick 37 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:49,960 and balls lost him his chance at a medal by bonk bonk bonkin that 38 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:57,120 poor old stick off the stick holders and causing him to not 39 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,560 make it over. Damn, when your Dick's too big. 40 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,240 And that is how we came to the conclusion. 41 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,280 Along with all of the views of the French swim team. 42 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:13,880 The headline for this week's show, which is the French 43 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,000 Olympics team, have got the biggest Dicks. 44 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:25,000 I'm not sure I like that title. The the biggest Dicks at the 45 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,960 Olympics belong to the French. It doesn't really like flow off 46 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:35,480 the tongue either. The French Olympic team has got 47 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,720 the meat Plus weird chick going on with Zac Efron. 48 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,080 We uncover the mystery of why Britney was coming for the 49 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,160 Osbournes in her Instagram captions. 50 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:50,480 Fuck them and much more. So let's get into it, get into 51 00:03:50,480 --> 00:04:06,280 it, into it, get into it, into it, get into it. 52 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:17,440 The thunk heard round the world when Olympic pole vaulter 53 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:26,000 Anthony Amorati's giant Dick and balls went kafunk. 54 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,520 What was that on the pole that he was trying to vault on? 55 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,120 Is that what it is? Was he, he's vaulting on a pole 56 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:37,320 to get over another pole, right? I'm very sporty, obviously. 57 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,840 I mean, I was sent that on early Saturday morning. 58 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,760 And by the time that, like, I posted my own video about it, 59 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:52,000 which was about who got the meat, French got the meat. 60 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,960 We said who got the meat, which is Johnny McGovern cheerleading 61 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,720 the meat at the Olympics. It was like my entire feed was 62 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,960 basically that clip over and over again. 63 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:11,880 We all enjoyed it very much. Now the commentators. 64 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Now I watched the whole thing. I went back on Peacock and I 65 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,600 watched the full thing. It's in the semi qualifying 66 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,280 round Part 2. OK, because he didn't make the 67 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:29,160 finals because of that Dick and he did. 68 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,400 Now look, this man is handsome. He's got a big nose, which is 69 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,560 also why you can know he has big Dick and balls. 70 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,040 Well, that's not just why, but you could guess after seeing the 71 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,840 big nose and the big Dick that maybe the two are connected, 72 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:50,160 tight body, sweet ass. And so he did get over the on 73 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,320 the first try. He didn't get over on the second 74 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,360 try, but it wasn't because his Dick of balls. 75 00:05:55,680 --> 00:06:00,080 And then he had to make that third one to make it. 76 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:06,000 And that's when boom, boom, boom, this is not his Dick and 77 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:12,480 balls looking around funk, funk, his Dick and balls knocked him 78 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,200 out of the competition. Now the commentators, you know, 79 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,680 when you're watching in real life, like it's not the same as 80 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,320 watching it zoomed up and close up. 81 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,160 But so the commentators weren't really like, well, looks like 82 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,680 his fat cock and girthy balls knocked him out of the 83 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,240 competition. In fact, I don't think they 84 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,240 acknowledged it. It happened during if you watch 85 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,880 it on Peacock, it's on like a split screen where they're 86 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,880 showing two people doing their qualifying things at once. 87 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,920 Now, it's not to say there weren't other big bulges. 88 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:47,240 The pole vaulters not only are carrying big sticks, but they 89 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,760 seem to be carrying big sticks. The thing about the French team 90 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,360 is not only they have the biggest Dicks, I heard they also 91 00:06:53,360 --> 00:07:01,920 have the tightest holes. Now. 92 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,520 Look, people started going already, of course, crazy for 93 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,360 this. We love it 'cause there's such a 94 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,160 blink, a smush when you watch it close up. 95 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,120 The Dicken balls really got more. 96 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,160 So of course, on TikTok already there was some kind of 97 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,960 conspiracy theory. The Dicken balls were fake and 98 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:23,440 he was doing it as a stunt to promote his only fans and he 99 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:28,400 made $150,000 in subscribers in one day. 100 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,520 That is I do not believe the case. 101 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,720 I did some light research and I I do not see that he actually 102 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:40,400 has an only fans, nor does it seem like it would be this long 103 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,240 con to get into the Olympic pole vaulting team. 104 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:49,680 Do it train super hard, open your only fans secretly, then 105 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,400 go, you know, just get to the Olympic semi finals. 106 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,240 Do it good once do it bad a second time and the third time. 107 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,920 So you know what I'm going to put on my fake Dick and balls 108 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:02,880 and I'm going to knock myself out of this competition so that 109 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:07,920 I can just take it home in the short term on an only fans. 110 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,520 I don't believe that's the case though. 111 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:18,320 If that is the case, slow clap to standing ovation. 112 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,640 Incredible. A hero. 113 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:29,800 Now of course as I was searching Amir Amarati Only Fans question 114 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:34,880 mark, I did find an article that says the adult film site Cam 115 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:41,159 Soda addressed the athlete and said if it was up to me, I This 116 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:44,840 is like a public message to him. I'd award you for what everyone 117 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,240 else saw, your talent below the belt. 118 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,160 As a lover of crotch centric activities, I'd love to offer 119 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:58,320 you up to $250,000 in exchange for a 60 minute webcam show in 120 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,000 which you show off your goods, minus the crossbar of course. 121 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,680 Now, if he was smart, he should have opened an only fan just 122 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:12,160 like the DC bottom, you know, the one that fucked in the in 123 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,440 the Congress or the Senate or whatever. 124 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,720 He should have he nothing happened to him. 125 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,000 He should have opened their only fans and benefited off this to 126 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,360 become independently wealthy. And that's what this guy should 127 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,440 have done. Maybe he's doing it as we speak. 128 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:34,240 I hope so. I mean, this was just the best 129 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,600 thing that's ever happened to the Olympics. 130 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,440 This is the most Dick. There's usually a lot of Dick 131 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:42,160 centric stuff going on at the Olympics because we just see so 132 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:47,040 many crotches and spandex. But this was the the pinnacle of 133 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:51,680 Dick related Olympic material because not only did we see the 134 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:56,600 Dick, the Dick smushed on something and bounced and 135 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,520 actually caused drama. Is the Dick the drama? 136 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:04,640 Yes, it is the Dick. It's the drama, the Dick gave us 137 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:09,080 the visuals, the Dick gave us the action, and the Dick gave us 138 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:13,160 the drama. This is the number one Olympic 139 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,920 Dick related story of all time in my opinion. 140 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,640 Can you leave me a comment if you can think of a more 141 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,840 important Dick related Olympic story than this? 142 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,280 Now social media has been a delight, including the person 143 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,920 who did been doing the painting of the guy. 144 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,160 And like an oil painting. And then they have like the 145 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,760 crotch with a big glob of oil paint so that it's actual real 146 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:41,760 solid bolt on that frame. I mean, I would like to own that 147 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,400 painting. Please, please and thank you. 148 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:48,840 Can you send that to me? French pole vaulter Anthony 149 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:53,000 Amiratti fails to meddle after his male organs knock the bar 150 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,400 over. Wow. 151 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,520 Even though he lost the game, he in a way he won his life. 152 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:04,080 He'll always have a huge Dick. Yeah, but you have to like Mr. 153 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,920 Amorati. You really do need to open the 154 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,040 only fans right now Monetize on this. 155 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:14,320 You only make $42,000 a year being a pole vaulter and that's 156 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:18,040 not nothing but it's not like you're not living it up at 157 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:24,240 42,000 and you could be living at 42,000 a month without only 158 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,840 fans and a big Dick you know what I'm saying? 159 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:32,800 Someone did a poll, it said would you rather win a gold 160 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,320 medal in pole vaulting or have everyone know you have a 161 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:44,560 gigantic penis And 34% said gold medal in pole vault and 65.4% 162 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:51,000 said all everyone know I have a gigantic penis now. 163 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,920 Poor Amorati said I was 100% physically but I was missing the 164 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:58,080 bit of the pole vault. The conditions were good. 165 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,560 It's the first time I started the competition without any 166 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,040 stress. Now he's from Germany. 167 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:07,840 Oh God, we, we, we. As I was a total outside there, 168 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,720 I only had one goal to interact with the audience. 169 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,240 I was almost there. Nope, it got German again. 170 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,320 Oops. Well, God bless this guy and his 171 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:23,920 big Dick and he's probably sent a Dick pic out before, so I'm 172 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,040 sure his Dick pics are hitting the Internet in three two. 173 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:32,480 Yep, they're out. Another part of the French team. 174 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,760 Everybody was talking about another person on the French 175 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:42,920 diving team, Jewel Bouye and Honey, his, his they're, I mean, 176 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,160 they were all wearing tight speedos, but not all. 177 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,840 The divers look like they have big Dicks bulging out of them. 178 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:54,520 But the Jewels Speedo was very straight, very restrictive, yet 179 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,400 he was like it was. There's a picture of him looking 180 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,560 up. He's kind of pulling back on his 181 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:04,240 Speedo and just looks like he's stuffed a ham sandwich in there. 182 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:10,480 You know what I'm saying? A ham sandwich. 183 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,360 Hey, is that a ham sandwich in there or what? 184 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:20,520 Judges, we believe the French athlete has a ham sandwich in 185 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:25,920 his Speedo. Excuse me, It's Sir Mr. Boyer. 186 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:32,760 Is that a ham sandwich? It is Jambon de Paris in my own 187 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,320 de baguette. In my Speedo. 188 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,320 I can do accents, but really, if I don't practice, then they all 189 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:47,200 become one kind of weird mush like this poor French by way of 190 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,000 Germany and the Middle East that I was just doing. 191 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,200 But I would like a bite of his Jean bon du Paris. 192 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,760 Oh, it's warm. Yeah, it's warm. 193 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,280 There's also, I think, I think, is this the same one? 194 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,360 There's another French swimmer who has really dreamed. 195 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,480 He doesn't look like he has the most gigantic Dick in the world, 196 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,680 but his body and face is giving like Mooney dream. 197 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:16,480 I mean, what if they're all making love in the French locker 198 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,840 room? That's the secret of the French 199 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,320 locker room. Said they're all gay. 200 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:28,680 The entire aquatic team of France are Dicks sucking faggots 201 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:35,880 and their secret to their success is the power of jizz. 202 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,760 Each other's jizz. They're a brotherhood of jizz. 203 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:47,680 The French Olympic team AKA le brotherhood DGS. 204 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,040 I checked out all the Olympic, you know, crotch sports, 205 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:01,400 anything where there was short spandex pants, muscles, 206 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,560 shirtlessness, I was in. We loved, of course, the entire 207 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,840 men's gymnastics team being cute, big, upping each other. 208 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,240 Somebody like good bro, so many bro hugs. 209 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,520 And I could just look at them winning and they win the bronze 210 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:19,000 and that little nerdy one that did the pummel horse and he only 211 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,920 does the pummel horse. He's nerdy with the nothing. 212 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,720 He's like a sexy nerd for them to the Max. 213 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,760 I mean, with that, like, kind of lazy eye and his glasses. 214 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,640 And he only does the pummel worse. 215 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,000 But, you know, that body is toy. Toy. 216 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,440 And I looked at them just holding each other's shoulders, 217 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,320 celebrating the fact that they did so well that they were going 218 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,520 to meddle. They were going to make it 219 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:49,400 together as champions. And me and the whole audience 220 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,920 just screamed out in unison. Suck each other's Dicks. 221 00:15:54,880 --> 00:16:03,120 Yeah, pretty great. Tom Daley is Tom Daley's body is 222 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,520 just a thing, a thing of just magic. 223 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,880 Like he's so sucked in. The cum gutters are truly some 224 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:17,560 of the top notch. I mean his body is so tight and 225 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,960 he knitted. He knitted a little sweater. 226 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,880 He's a sweater I knitted the whole time and I he also knitted 227 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:29,040 a cock sock, his diving partner. I mean, that's actually not a 228 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,120 Johnny McGovern fantasy he did see and you can't. 229 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:39,240 You want to hate on Tom Daley because he's just stunning or 230 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,480 Olympian. He's he and Dustin Lance Black 231 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,920 or married want to hate on them both. 232 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,720 They have two lovely children and they're both are handsome 233 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:51,040 and rich. But then Tom goes and knits a 234 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,960 cock sock as a joke for his diving partner. 235 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:01,520 I mean, and I know in the past I have called Dustin Lance Black 236 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,560 America's number one hooker fucking chicken hawk. 237 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,079 But you know what? Just give it up. 238 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:10,160 He got a hot young husband who's in love with him, who pursued 239 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,480 him. They got married, they have two 240 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,720 kids. He's in the stands cheering. 241 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:18,359 I mean, good on you girls. Good on you girls. 242 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,359 And plus, we know they like to, you know, still like, bring it 243 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:23,839 in. I mean, like, he married Tom 244 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,040 Daley at 21. So you don't think they have an 245 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,440 open relationship, baby? Because, I mean, there have been 246 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,280 the stories where, like, I didn't forget what it was like 247 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,280 somebody hacked Tom Daley's phone or something got leaked. 248 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,720 It was just, you know, some dude. 249 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,000 He was fucking Walt Dust and Lance Black was on set. 250 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,360 And who can blame them? They're probably just adult gay 251 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,160 guys with an open relationship. Why wouldn't you be? 252 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,560 Got to get a little time off. We have the twins and he's out 253 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,360 of 10. Then you know, I was like to get 254 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:58,600 fucked by huge cocks. Tom, we don't blame you at all. 255 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,600 We do not blame you at all. And congratulations. 256 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,200 I don't. Did he meddle? 257 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,400 I don't know. I didn't. 258 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:09,200 I didn't follow up on what happened with the diving, but 259 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,120 I'm sure you can let me know where the Internet will let me 260 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,600 know eventually. It didn't look like they were 261 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,000 going to win, look like China was like taking it, but they 262 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,160 look like they were doing pretty good. 263 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,840 Some people also enjoyed the Hungarian gymnast who did the 264 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:33,040 rings. I think his name was Ibrahim 265 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:39,080 Kolak. I mean he he was in that red and 266 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,600 white tank top and I'm looking at him right now on his 267 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,520 Instagram. Ibrahim Kolak and baby though 268 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:51,240 the arm muscles are so rounded and the chest is so teddy of 269 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,400 steel. Congratulations Ibrahim. 270 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,640 He was giving very choke me daddy vibes for the whole world. 271 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,920 You know what I mean? The world wanted to be choked by 272 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:07,560 that daddy and he also has a gay face so I hope he is gay. 273 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:13,240 Gay face in the best way. I Well look so much has been 274 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,560 said about the opening ceremony. But look we what what has not 275 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,560 been said. Oh my God, drag Queens do the 276 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,800 last. Supper. 277 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,480 And there's a ball hanging out of. 278 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:29,960 One of the drag Queens. Oh, it says he's in the he's in 279 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,120 the re. First of all, we know it wasn't 280 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,560 the Last Supper. It was supposed to be a 281 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,280 bacchanal. It was like a classic old 282 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:42,000 painting and everybody can just suck a Dick, you know, God bless 283 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,720 the French for being like, should we get Nikki Doll and the 284 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:50,760 girls from Drag Race Paris to do a runway presentation in the 285 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:55,240 pouring rain on the bridge? And should we invite a young 286 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,560 little twink and a beret and like a pair of panties with the 287 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:05,520 ball accidentally out? Do you think that was on purpose 288 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,000 or did that twink? Get home after the Olympics and 289 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,320 be like, oh, mad, my ball is out. 290 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:21,120 Oh, no, no, Oh no. Or did Nicki Dal call and be 291 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:30,880 like, girl, you better turn on the TV, girl, turn on the TV. 292 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,720 Oh look, we look great. Uh huh. 293 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,720 Keep looking. Freeze right now. 294 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,080 Oh my. God, my ball was. 295 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:50,320 Out I enjoyed Lady Gaga's Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo type a 296 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:55,280 number in French. Now there was she was that was 297 00:20:55,280 --> 00:21:02,720 like, that was a tribute or like sort of a recreation of a 298 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:10,240 classic number performed by ZZZZZZ Jean Barry, who was 299 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,960 dressed and did all this pink feathers and stuff, but she was 300 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:19,960 a muse of E saint-laurent. OK, now the controversy is and 301 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,680 let me tell you, ZZZ did this exact thing that that Lady Gaga 302 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,640 is doing with the pink feathers and the shuba doos and the same 303 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:34,240 song. But because LVMH was, you know, 304 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:38,320 producing the opening ceremony and all the rest, Yves St. 305 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:43,800 Laurent was not asked to do the feather look for the ZZ by Gaga 306 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:50,200 moment and instead it was Dior and Z fashioned insiders. 307 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,800 Were obsessed sockly. Blue St. 308 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,120 Laurent was rolling in his grave. 309 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,120 But I thought Lady Gaga. But you know, I kind of like 310 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:06,920 Shooba doop, Zooba doop, dabba Dee Doo Lady Gaga more than I 311 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,000 currently enjoy pop star Lady Gaga. 312 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,960 I mean, because I think my love of Lady Gaga really kind of like 313 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,640 I saw the last time there was like a song where I heard that I 314 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:22,600 really liked. I think we're talking Jude, OP. 315 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,200 I mean, not that I haven't enjoyed some of the other ones 316 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,960 like Rain on Mab, but I didn't really like. 317 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,960 I don't go run to ever listen to it. 318 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,480 Not that I really ran to listen to anything except maybe love 319 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,280 Game, but the love Game with the Love game, that's a great one. 320 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:44,240 Just go stick. I like the weird opening 321 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,280 ceremonies that were all over the place and the the horse 322 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,800 rider going through the water that everybody thought was like 323 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:54,040 an aside for the apocalypse. The French did Frenchy stuff and 324 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,520 like made everybody made America dumb Americans feel weird. 325 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:04,040 God bless. I mean the conspiracy theory 326 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:10,080 people are just like too much. I mean they're always like 327 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,160 there's like videos. It's like when they lied about 328 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,840 Lady Gaga performing live and they show footage of Lady Gaga 329 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:20,840 on the screen and then they pan over to what is maybe those same 330 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,640 stairs and it's not Lady Gaga. It's just some normal people 331 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:30,080 doing some stupid pink flags. They filmed that earlier and 332 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:35,440 maybe they did, but who cares? Who cares if lady gotta did it 333 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,080 live? Just watch it on the damn 334 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:43,800 screen, Celine. I mean, let's get in. 335 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,880 I mean, we, I didn't, I did not watch the Celine documentary. 336 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,800 So I didn't really know where we as a world and a community we're 337 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,080 at with the Celine's stiff person syndrome. 338 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,000 And I know that she has said, you know, I will crawl back to 339 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,040 the stage if I have to. And there she was at the 340 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,640 Olympics in I believe also Dior Couture. 341 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,200 We as a world want Céline Dion to win. 342 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,800 We love Céline Dion. Céline Dion is, is kind of 343 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:20,480 getting to, I didn't see it coming really previously, but I 344 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:25,760 believe that Céline Dion is reaching Dolly Parton levels of 345 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:35,840 belovedness like a non an always non problematic the love star. 346 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,680 I mean, OK, did she marry the man, her manager that she met at 347 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,960 14? Look, she did what she wanted to 348 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,800 do, I guess. But I mean, as far as today, all 349 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,600 you only think people think of Céline Dion is love love. 350 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,560 And it's beyond like, when I think there was a time when she 351 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,720 was kind of like a joke. I mean, she got so huge with 352 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,960 Titanic that, you know, maybe people thought she was cheesy, 353 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,320 but that's just over the years turned into love. 354 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,280 And like, she is like, one of the most perfect, technically 355 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,000 perfect vocalists. Do we just hope the best for 356 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,080 Celine? I mean, I was happy to see her 357 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,000 do this. God bless Celine. 358 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:39,240 Glad God bless Celine. Zac Efron OK, let's talk about 359 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,720 this. Zac Efron hospitalized after 360 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:47,920 swimming pool incident in an Ibiza Zac Efron is recovering 361 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:52,040 after being treated at a Spanish hospital following what his Rep 362 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:56,240 called a minor swimming incident during a trip to Ibiza. 363 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,520 Zac Efron is recovering following an incident in a pool 364 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,880 during a trip to Spain that landed him in the hospital to 365 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:10,520 have more plastic surgery. The High School Musical alum was 366 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,160 taken to a Medical Center and given as a precautionary measure 367 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,320 after a minor swimming incident at the villa on the island of 368 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,960 Ibiza the night of August 2nd. Because he was high on coke, 369 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,600 blitzed on ecstasy, fell over again. 370 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,040 It was released on the next morning. 371 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,280 He's doing fine, girl. He's fine. 372 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:39,520 I texted Brandy the minute I saw that because we both had like a 373 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,040 fantasy of like catching Zac Efron and his partying worst and 374 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,080 having a Bender with him. I mean, I don't do drugs like 375 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:51,280 that anymore, but I would consider doing them for that. 376 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,640 I sent Brett Brandy this article and I said more plastic surgery 377 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,040 must be upon us. And she wrote, I'm putting 378 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:06,280 swimming pool incident in Ibiza in the vernacular because baby, 379 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,720 where did you go? Oh, I had a swimming pool 380 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:13,280 incident in Ibiza, so I had to go get surgery to my face again. 381 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,560 For the longest time I watched I I don't think I've talked about 382 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,720 this on here yet because this was just the same story again 383 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,080 and again and again. I watched that romantic comedy 384 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,080 where Zac Efron is like the star who falls in love with his 385 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,720 assistant's mom. Who is who? 386 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:36,040 Some Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman, which was the 387 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,200 filler Olympics. This, the two of them on screen 388 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,080 together was just like a brochure for different levels 389 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,520 and skills of grades of filler that you can get. 390 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:52,640 His face looks so weird. I mean, especially in the 391 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,000 context. If you look at what his face 392 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,600 looked like before, the angles that have been created are just 393 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,760 bizarre. I know it was supposed to be an 394 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,560 accident, but look at the footage from right after he had 395 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,120 the accident where he ran and hit his his chin and he didn't 396 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,120 look different. He started looking different 397 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:15,000 like pandemic and they were trying to sell a story that like 398 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,120 after he had jaw therapy and then he stopped working out his 399 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:22,160 jaw, it got really huge. Honey, that's not how that 400 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,160 works. If you're a jaw doctor and I'm 401 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:33,240 wrong, please send me a message. So if you ever go get a full 402 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,800 facelift, remember it's just because of a swimming pool 403 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:51,390 incident in Ibiza. So just after like 2 weeks ago 404 00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:55,190 telling us she was single as fuck and that she was never 405 00:28:55,190 --> 00:29:00,150 going to get with a man ever again, Brittany reunites with 406 00:29:00,150 --> 00:29:08,640 criminal acts Paul Solis. Are you fucking talking about 407 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,720 me? Brittany, you know I am. 408 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,280 I had to come all the way down to the back in Atlanta. 409 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,440 Jesus. Next time leave it for an 410 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,160 address. Thank goodness I was walking. 411 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,080 By just. As I heard you mentioned not 412 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,440 thinking. Well, what's up, sweetie? 413 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,160 Because you said last week that you were single as fuck and you 414 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,000 were not going to get with any damn man. 415 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:39,640 You didn't need no damn man. But then TMZ caught ya hanging 416 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:44,920 out with Paul just this week at the Soho House in Malibu, which 417 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,840 is like going to the Ivy, OK? Look, I love their crab salad. 418 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,360 It's not, it's not for attention. 419 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,080 It's not for attention 'cause I love the Soho. 420 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,880 So yummy. It's fun. 421 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,680 They give you free potato chips. I love their potato chips. 422 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:03,960 Well, what? Are you doing? 423 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,760 Hanging out with Paul. I'm horny, OK? 424 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,880 I'm a woman with names. Pussy names. 425 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:15,560 OK, he's got that Dick. He wears his long, long 90s 426 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,520 style pants. I feel like I'm back in the 90s. 427 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,680 You know what? I mean, you mean when you were 428 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:21,600 in high school? Yeah. 429 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,000 That's why I started making laugh to the my. 430 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,800 Older. Boyfriends that my parents set 431 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,320 me up with. The trauma was fantastic. 432 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,480 The shade in the articles was that they talked about Paul. 433 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,800 They said Spears, 42, stayed under the radar. 434 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,440 And sunglasses and a large sun hat for the outing. 435 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:45,240 She also wore a flirty floral blouse, white denim shorts and 436 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,600 red sandals. Fabulous outfit. 437 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,080 If I don't say something, say I'll spin. 438 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:57,200 And so Lise, 37, wore an eye-catching blue and white 439 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:01,600 Plaid shirt layered over a plain white tee. 440 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,360 And he kept it casual in Navy 90s style. 441 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,400 That's a read. Baggy pants and Nike sneakers. 442 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,680 The Crossroads actress. I like when they shout out. 443 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,720 My great lady Crossroads. Let's just this for. 444 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,000 Crossroads. Tell my crossroads. 445 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,440 TV suckers. Is that what you want, fans? 446 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,760 What's Too bad you're not going to fucking get it, Damn. 447 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,960 Thank you, Brittany. You don't have to antagonize the 448 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,520 audience. I mean, we know we're not 449 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,360 getting anything. Only thing you're going to get 450 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,320 from Hey baby is more clean with my pussy to Soho House with. 451 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,760 Boss all. These kids what? 452 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,600 That feels good. But I mean, Brittany, I guess 453 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,960 she started to feel horny because she was trying on some 454 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:47,880 sexy dresses she got in the mail and you know, she called Paul up 455 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,680 and said, baby, let's go hang out at the solo ass. 456 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:56,760 I love the tater chips. And I love the sausage because. 457 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:03,800 Mama, I'm in love. With the criminal and this stuff 458 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,480 of love, there's a there's a girl. 459 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:12,920 Mama, please don't cry. I will be away. 460 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,520 OK? In other news, I guess I could 461 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,640 have just asked you directly Brittany, but I didn't really 462 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,080 understand what you were talking about with the Osbournes. 463 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,200 You didn't really make it clear to me last time I saw you why 464 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,280 you said fuck the Osbournes in the the end of that Instagram 465 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,880 post. I think it was the same one 466 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,960 where you said you were single as fuck, but I I figured it out. 467 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:43,400 Yeah, go ahead Raid. What the stupid old dumb stupid 468 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,960 blank drug addict asshole said about that me fuck. 469 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,520 You Aussie? And you, Sharon, you look weird. 470 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,600 You look weird, Sharon. Time to fuck off all y'all. 471 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:03,600 Well, cuz apparently the deal was on the Osbourne's podcast 472 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:09,600 Ozzy, who was talking about Britney's spinning videos, He 473 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,880 said. I'm fed up as seeing poor old 474 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:16,360 Britney Spees dancing on YouTube every fucking day. 475 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:23,240 And he said very, very sad with Sharon, who does look very weird 476 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,120 after losing so much weight on Olympic, says. 477 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:31,160 Pull a thing. And Britney shot back and said, 478 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,080 I'm tell, I'm going to tell the Osborne family who's the most 479 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,800 boring family known to mankind. To kindly fuck off. 480 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:45,960 Yeah, I know, I know too. So then of course the thirst 481 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,080 buckets they are, they went back in their dumb family podcast. 482 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,680 Who the fuck would listen to that? 483 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,400 Not me. Kelly asked her dad if the 484 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,400 family owed Spears an apology. And then he said, Brittany 485 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,560 already owe you an apology. I'm so sorry for making that 486 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,600 comment. However, it would be better if 487 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,960 you did do the same fucking dance every day, change a few 488 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,480 movements. I love Britney Spears. 489 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,360 Well, it's the same dance every day. 490 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,600 I mean, she's not dancing on YouTube, Ozzy. 491 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:18,159 OK, it's Instagram. Exactly. 492 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:19,639 The most? Boring family in the fucking 493 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:20,440 world. They don't even know the 494 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,960 difference between the excitement. 495 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,480 But he said, I really do apologize. 496 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,520 I love, you know, I think you're beautiful. 497 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,920 The fuck up. Osbourne's Jesus. 498 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,760 You know, they do know how to keep themselves making money 499 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,159 means somebody's got to be listening to this. 500 00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:43,120 And they have that Osbourne's pot like show about strange 501 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,320 mysteries where they watch like weird footage. 502 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,760 And then that was the show where Jack goes out into the 503 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,040 wilderness and does UFOs and Bigfoot adventures and shit. 504 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,440 I mean, God bless. I mean, God bless the rich get 505 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:44,000 richer. All right, everyone. 506 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,760 Well, I hope you enjoyed today's show. 507 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,600 And if you did show me some motherfucking love in the iTunes 508 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,000 reviews, there's no real reason why other than the fact that I 509 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,680 when I see more reviews, you see nice stuff. 510 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,000 It makes you want to keep going. OK, so let's just feed my 511 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:07,760 delicate ego and write nice things about the show and how 512 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,520 much you enjoy it. Or really show me how much you 513 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,400 love me by joining my Patreon. Maybe that's what really pays 514 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,360 the bills. I mean, other things are good, 515 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,920 but the Patreon is the like security in which one stands 516 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,560 upon in this uncertain world. And I, it's my number one 517 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:29,000 priority, so you always going to get fresh content with me over 518 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,240 there. We just had an inside scoop on 519 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:38,840 Adam Joseph's trip to Turkey, the king land of fake goods. 520 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,400 OK, if you love bootleg bags, honey, Turkey has it all. 521 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:47,160 And Adam gives us the full tea from the markets of Turkey as 522 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,640 well as so much other fun stuff. Hook up horror stories of me and 523 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:55,440 Teddy Margus gay pride specials with me and all the homo homies. 524 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,200 I'm having fun over there and you should join me there too. 525 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,160 Just if you want four podcasts a month extra that's only 5 bucks 526 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,920 and goes up from there and you can get in and and anyway, 527 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,080 thanks for listening and I'll see you next week, baby here, 528 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,360 I'm gay as fuck. You don't want to play again. 529 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,640 I'm going to play in the motherfucking baddest bitch in 530 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:22,240 this club again because this, that tracking so fucking good. 531 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,440 I cannot get over how good it is. 532 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,360 I wish I'd recorded that track myself. 533 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,680 Hit it. Do you think anybody's actually 534 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,040 going to dance to this? Hell no. 535 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,160 Let's. Go. 536 00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:57,400 Let's go, let's go right now. I don't want to go. 537 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:10,120 I want to get down. I'm the baddest bitch in this. 538 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:18,520 Club. I'm the baddest bitch in this 539 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:35,960 club. Who's that? 540 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:16,480 What the fuck? How much swag do I got? 541 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,440 Million. You ain't fancy, son. 542 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,440 Squilliam. Better stop in this club. 543 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,440 Better stop in this club.