It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my
LGBT's. You're in love because Johnny
McGovern is gay. Yes, fine.
Hello everyone and welcome to Gay as Fuck.
I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness and I am he who is Baby.
I have just, I've had my coffee, I've had some oatmeal, I did a
little yoga and then honey, I put on something that lifted my
spirit today. Let me tell you, because Chaka
Khan's Tiny Desk Concert came out today and look, I knew it
would be good, but it gave me the spirit.
I was like damn cuz I've loved Chaka Khan forever.
I've loved Chaka Khan since I was in 7th grade and I had my
mom bring me back a whole bunch of CDs.
OK CDs weren't new then I am old and one of the ones I asked her
to get was Chaka Khan and it was the remix album Life is a Dance.
At this point when it came to music I was just reading stuff
in Billboard magazine and if it's said it had a diva
screaming soul style that I was into it.
Honey, when I discovered for real Chaka Khan and all of her
music I was obsessed and have been obsessed for years.
So to see Chaka Khan on Tiny Desk looking so good looking,
trim looking luminous, smiling bright, the whitest teeth, her
hair falling just so, a wide belt, a pair of like sassy like
form fitting jeans with a live band that emanates warmth and
energy, energy. And of course, 3 Sangin backup
singers who are doing it. And look, if you're going to be
a backup singer for Chaka Khan, as she says during this Tiny
Desk concert, you better have the chops.
OK, You, there's no fucking around.
If you're doing Chaka Khan backup, you have to cause Chaka
Khan sang all her own backups on the records.
So you need to be able to replicate that.
And these ladies did just to see Chaka Khan.
First of all, the amount of mega hits that Chaka Khan has, not
that I needed to be reminded, but when they came one after
another after another, she did like Through the Fire.
Then she did Ain't Nobody. And I thought, oh, this ain't
nobody. The last song.
Of course it wasn't because we hadn't sung I'm every woman yet,
I mean. And she opened with my favorite
song. Tell me something.
Good girl, girl, girl. Where are you by when?
From when she was in Rufus and Chaka Khan back, way back in the
day. That's when she made her debut
in the group. Rufus, The whole thing was not
only was she's looking good, sounding good, OK.
I mean, Chaka Khan goes from the low to the high.
And those, you know, when you're one of those really good
singers, baby, and you, you know, have them with Mariah,
when you are at your peak, you write your songs in these high,
high things. And each song goes up to a
really big point. And sometimes it can be
difficult to continue to sing them as you age.
And baby Chaka Khan is still hitting the notes, though
sometimes she would sit back and let the girls do the really,
really high parts. And that is what she has earned.
But I mean, she didn't even have the mic close to her mouth.
They set up two mics around her. And so it seemed it was very
live. I mean, you were like, wow, this
woman is singing the from the bottom to the top.
And honey, she wailed. And Chaka Khan has that whale
that's like an instrument. I mean, I believe that, Miles
Davis said. She sounds even better than my
horn. And she does.
She can hit that. The way she, I mean, she was
scatting along with the guitar player.
I mean, they were doing little moves.
It was a delight. So if you want to fucking
delight and just to feel good and also to be like, I want to
be fucking Chaka Khan when I grow up because Chaka Khan,
honey, it wasn't always smooth sailing for Chaka Khan, OK?
She definitely had problems with drugs and alcohol.
She had a lot of weight gains. She had emotional things.
And honey, look at her. She's come out the other side
and she is glowing, luminous, clear, gorgeous.
And don't forget, she went to a Burger King drive through with
my homa homie Adam Joseph in the car and she said you can sing,
you can sing. She also does a very charming
intro up her band where it almost seems like she doesn't
know their names even though they're on a paper.
But sometimes she's like, oh, the Euro man, I love him so
much. It is a delight.
Has so many tiny desk concerts are I recently saw that Nelly
Furtado clip where she did her version of the Get your Freak on
remix and you know, it made me kind of think, huh, Nelly
Furtado, you're looking good too.
Good. Good on you, girl.
Well, look, if you love me
talking about music and Divas and soul music and my favorite
music, well then you're going to want to join me over on the
Patreon. patreon.com/gifts of all time, where we have an
entire series where Adam Joseph and I do deep dives into our
favorite soul music, our favorite soul Divas, our
favorite music videos, and even go through our own catalogue of
work that we've done together with our top favorite
collaborations and music videos that we've done together.
And we get in and spill the tea on ourselves.
So why don't you join me over there for that honey?
Pride has been rolling on Pride 2.
Electric Boogaloo was just last week.
And I got to say I went to the parade here in Hollywood because
you know West Hollywood and regular Hollywood because you
know, we ho and LA Pride had a fight.
So they turned into two separate events.
Which girl can we can we fight the real anime?
But at least that means we have two of three prides within two
weeks of each other. So it's a lot.
Now, I did not go see Ricky Martin, but we will be talking
to today about JoJo Siwa's performance at La Pride.
And I did see the parade. I got to tell you, the LA Pride
Parade has a little more pizzazz than the We Hope Pride parade.
OK, just a little more flag flipping, a little more
excitement. But baby, you know what?
I don't need to see lame corporate floats.
I mean, the LA Pride parade had so many corporations who just
rented a truck and wrote Pride on it or rented a bus and wrote
like a Live Nation here are the gay people in our office or
Hyundai. OK?
The worst one was the LVMH group.
OK, if you know fashion, you know that is Louis Vuitton, Moet
Hennessy, and they are the biggest luxury conglomerate in
the United States. OK.
And they had a little thing where they just rented a pickup
truck that said LVMH pride in glitter letters on the side.
And they had their gay employees walk in a in a group.
And they each had little paper circle signs that said Dior,
Fendi, Tiffany, LVMHI want to let you know, not acceptable.
OK, you're the biggest luxury conglomerate in the world.
You need to turn it, cunt. I want to see a float with the
runway and fashions and glitter and explosions and supermodels
and all the designers. And I mean, I, you better
fucking bring it to the floor for the prices that you were
charging and the glamour you're trying to sell.
Your pride float should serve. Who designs all your
collections? Gay guys.
OK, so I want to see you next year, LVMH.
Step it up, Monsieur Pinot. That's the man who's in charge
of it all. Who was the richest man in the
world? Step it up, sweetie.
You can throw $30,000 at your gay pride float and bring it a
little harder. OK, I want to Mickey's brought
it harder than LVMH Group. OK, rude.
Anyway, this is a fun show today.
I mean, there's some spicy news, You know that there's a gay sex
club in a supermarket basement in Brooklyn.
Let's see. Naomi Campbell reveals a secret
in quotes about her new child. Rihanna channels divine Where
the fuck is Beyoncé? We all want to know.
Stevo is going to get a penis on his face.
Adele is giving advice to Brittany, Leah, Remini and Jlo.
Will they become best friends again?
Not likely. They're really running Andy
Cohen ova with this New York Magazine piece.
Girl Denise Richards is hitting E with her Wild Things
daughters. Beverly Hills housewives are
coming back soon, thank God. And Azalea Banks, honey is
coming for the girls. So look, that's a lot to do.
So let's get into it, get into it, into it, get into it.
All right, let's get spicy right off the top because this
headline stuck out to me and it was on Page Six, so this story
is quite big already. Gay sex club in supermarket
basement arouses imagination of genteel Brooklyn neighbourhood
OK the genteel Brooklyn neighborhood that they're
talking about is where I was born OK in Brooklyn in Park
Slope. Now they say even in these times
of runaway inflation, one grocery store guarantees bang
for your butt. Sorry buck.
While the cheese counter revolutionaries at the
infamously insane Park Slope Food Co-op, where those who
listen to gay pimpin will remember Martine Beauchamp was a
proud member And Julie Goldman, who is a Turner of product in
the basement because you have to work there.
Don't forget, Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't show up for her shift.
Those are the people that usually provide the scandal
South of Flashput Ave. when it comes to food retail.
But Page Six has learned that the Tony Brooklyn neighborhood
is a flame with gossip that there's a gay sex club in the
basement of a local outpost of a well known supermarket chain.
Clean up on aisle 9. Now, look, I know the
supermarkets that are around there and I think it could be
A&P that's right in that neighborhood, the A&P
supermarket. Now look, that's not a
supermarket. I think that is even outside of
the tri-state area. But A&P, that's what I'm
guessing. They're not going to say which
one it is because they don't want to be blowing up the spot
of the sex club. And we appreciate that.
Back when I threw sexy parties that had back rooms, Michael
Musto always would name it, give the time and the location and
then we would get busted by the cops.
So thank you Page Six for keeping it undercover.
Now, they say the sex club operations are no way related to
the operations of the supermarket and the boys bash
doesn't happen when the store is open for business.
Yeah, OK. We're selling meat during the
day. We're selling meat at night.
But separately. OK, separate but equal.
And apparently they've been doing this sex party there for
nine months. Somebody said we walked past the
the gate at midnight once and the grates were open.
It was the dead of summer and it must have been sweltering.
It was clearly a Playhouse party because a bunch of men in
leather were going down there. Now they said it's not uncommon
that there might be a guy at the entrance checking IDs or maybe
their coupons. Grab two buns and get a six pack
for free. That's not my joke, That's page
6. Sparkling comedy.
There's a lot of Dick puns in this whole article.
A veteran of the sausage section, which bills itself
online as the largest private play party in the US for super
hot young guys, tells us that instead of grabbing a cart with
a wobbly wheel on the way in, guest at Pickles Place.
Because I think I believe it's called Pickles Play Place.
Check their clothes at the door. But you got to keep wearing your
shoes, girl. They wrote my ticket number on
my shoulder with a sharpie. Said one super hot young guy.
There are snacks, granola bars, apples, bananas, potato shows.
Thank God. I mean the good thing is they
can always restock. Then there's mattresses wrapped
in power washable nylon in the back, slings, benches, some semi
private semi public rooms. And apparently there are fellows
who appear to be professionals. OK, that means probably only
fans. There's and porn stars and call
boys who mostly have sex with each other, IE other sexy sex
professionals for a minute at a time.
No climax to set the scene for the nobles to engage in their
most basic sexual fantasies. That's kind of a read.
Their most basic sexual fantasies when the normals have
sex, they initiate. They imitate what they've seen
on their computers when they're home alone.
Exaggerated groans and overdramatic play by play
commentary and encouraging anatomical observations to look
at that sweet fucking ass. And then there's.
As usual with sex parties, there's a social area by the bar
which is usually sex free. Except for guys who really want
to have sex in front of other people.
Now. The person who ran the party.
Pickle was not available for comment.
That's how this article ends. Pickle could not be reached for
comment. You know what?
God bless faggots. You know what?
We're like Blanche Devereaux. Everywhere we go, we find a man
and we would need a new sex party in the neighborhood.
How about the basement of the supermarket?
Yeah, we know TT works down there.
TT does. And TT loves sex parties.
And you know who's the manager? JoJo.
That's right. So we can get this done.
Well, corporate doesn't find out.
Like, luckily he's probably a faggot up at corporate.
Who's like girl Zuwitz. Zuwitz.
He was murdering it. Another thing on Page Six that
caught my eye was a little piece called Where's Beyoncé which I
would like to call Where the fuck is Beyoncé?
Music industry wonders after Cowboy Carter success, did he
abuse scandal Insiders. You know, that's that weird way
that they write titles in some newspapers.
But basically, Cowboy Carter was a big hit.
But then the Diddy abuse scandal came out.
And as we know from TikTok, everybody's saying Jay-Z has
some kind of dirt on his ass. So maybe they're hiding out, say
insiders. Hide them, Cowboy.
I mean, they're really on the comedy tip.
The music industry is on the verge of putting out a missing
persons report for Beyoncé Page Six Years because, look, Cowboy
Carter was a mega hit. But then, as they say here, it's
already going the way to the tumble and tumbleweed.
Because the vet, because biz vet say the superstar has an
inexplicably gone AWOL and insiders are muttering that it
might be because she and husband Jay-Z are nervous about showing
their faces during Diddy's vast abuse scandal, lest they draw
attention to their long time friendship with a disgraced hip
hop local. I mean, that is true.
I mean, I, I, Beyoncé released the album, which has really
grown on me. And then we just like, it's just
left out there and I get it. I know that's how it used to be,
that your artist would just make a album and then you do the rest
in your mind and you imagine it and then you can see them on
tour. And that seems to be what
Beyoncé is doing here. But we just want more, you know?
A lot of times with songs on albums, even by artists that I
really like, it's the visual that makes me love the song when
really get into it. And we just are robbed of that
with Beyoncé. There's just nothing like where
is she? What is she doing?
I know she's probably relaxing and like Cuomo, but shouldn't
she be out like boot scooting boogie and like at least making
a video or two? I mean, are, are the stakes too
high enough for Beyoncé? Like are the is the level of the
every video would have to be so high that she's like, no, I'm
not going to do that. No, I'm not going to do that.
That's hilarious. Now, while they say it's far
from a flop in quotes, it's definitely not the juggernaut
everyone thought it would be. Well, because she's not
promoting it anymore at all. Something's going on, says an
insider. It came out with a bang #1
everywhere. Now it and she have disappeared.
There's been scuttlebutt in the biz that the golden couple of
music are laying low with their pal Ditty under fire 'cause we
know homes were raided. I mean, see every other episode
of this podcast if need the details on that.
Honey, rest for Beyoncé didn't get back.
What a shock. But where is Beyoncé?
Can we get something? Beyoncé, come on.
I know you're punishing everyone for being annoying, but you have
your hair care line. I mean, right now it's the
battle of the hair care R&B Divas because Rihanna's coming
out with her own line and you know what everybody loves to do?
Scrutinize the hair of the person who's coming out with the
hair care line. People were giving Beyoncé a lot
of shit. And then she put out her hair
care video where you saw her natural, long, beautiful hair
and all the treatments that she was using.
And her mother, Tina Noel said, well, I kept telling Beyoncé to
put it out and shut those people up, saying you were wearing a
wig and this and blah, blah, blah.
And she wouldn't do it. And then finally she said,
release it. Go ahead, do it.
I want them to see. But now Rihanna has her new
Fenty hair care coming out, and she appeared in the ad for it in
a beautiful little Pussycat blonde wig.
But the Internet was not having it, honey, and they turned memes
of people in blonde Pussycat wigs in funny situations into
commentary across the board about it.
Which prompted Rihanna to be seen leaving somewhere and going
to a big navigator but with her natural hair out, looking cute
as ever but also saying go fuck yourself everyone.
But she looked great in the blonde Pussycat wig too.
But I guess it's hard to promote a wig, not a wig line, a not a
wig line with, you know, a hair care line with wig.
But honey, let's see. I mean, the battle is on, which
is it sacred or is it Fenty hair or is it Kenya Moore hair care?
Honey, she was there from the beginning.
God bless Kenya Moore. There's some drama going on with
Kenya Moore because they are filming the Real Housewives of
Atlanta and Kenya's there. Everybody thought Drew Sidora
was going to be fired, but no, baby, she is back.
And then Portia is back just in time to have a lot of drama
because right before they started filming, she now she's
getting a divorce from her African husband.
So there's a lot going on. And then they brought in a bunch
of new girls. It's what they're calling a soft
reboot. They didn't want to go full New
York and get rid of everybody, but they pretty much did.
I mean, Sheree is gone, Candy is gone, all the other supporting
gals, Marlo is gone and they brought in Shamia who was a
friend of for a while and then a whole bunch of new girls.
And supposedly there's something where Kenya is at like a hair
care event and she started calling out one of the other
girls in the cast, calling her a sex worker and supposedly
showing a picture of her sucking a Dick girl.
Will that make it to air? Probably not.
Bravo has a lot going on. They don't need any more drama.
Speaking of Bravo, Anti, Cohen is on the cover of New York
Magazine now. On the cover, it's his.
It's like a very close shot of his head with hands of, you
know, lady hands of representing the housewives all over him.
But the picture that they have on the inside of him is him with
a white, white background with his white, white smile.
And it looks so weird. He looks, they look like they're
trying to make him look scary and creepy.
And they are. I mean, it's a read and the
article is called The Last Inappropriate Man on Television.
How Andy Cohen survived the reality reckoning, at least for
now. And he was also on the cover, I
think Hollywood Reporter with a what me worry because look, all
the all the reality reckoning things came out.
Leah McSweeney said that he offered her coke and that she
felt like she wasn't one of the popular girls because she said
no. And of course, you know, Kathy
Griffin had said some stuff like that and Bethany is coming for
everyone's neck. But you know, and they there was
big rumors. Oh, he's getting fired, he's
getting fired, he's getting fired.
Honey, he's not getting fired. They have so much invested in
him. He's not going anywhere.
But what they did, did do at New York magazine is do him dirty
with this creepy ass photo of him.
He's a good looking man, but this photo is made to look
creepy. Remember when they did the Drag
Race girls in New York Magazine and they did the portraits at
Drag Con? It was just a white background
with a harsh, harsh, harsh light.
And when it came out, all the girls gagged because this was
not what everyone was used to. It was hard.
The looks were hard. Even the most beautiful of the
girls were looking hard because of the way that they shot it.
This is the type of thing he's giving.
Oh, side note, back to Rihanna for a second.
Rihanna, God bless her, I love her because she just did a whole
story for Perfect Magazine where she is doing divine inspiration.
OK, And when I say divine, I mean the drag queen from the
John Waters films. Divine.
Rihanna giving you divine classic poses.
The cigarette in the mouth, the big curls on top, the skinny,
skinny eyebrows. She's doing, she's doing it.
She's zooming it. The crazy eyebrows.
It is full pink flamingos. Female trouble Hairspray.
It's a great shoot and I love when Rihanna says, yeah, I'm
going to push it, girl, God bless her.
And it was Rihanna herself who came up with the crazy idea for
the shoot, said you know what? How about how about we do look
based on divine, honey, How about that?
You know what we'll get? You know what?
We'll gag the gaze if I do a whole shoot based on divine, No,
not the Lord Jesus, Divine the drag queen.
Let's gag them. Speaking of gagging them,
Orville Peck is on the cover of Paper Magazine and he is naked
as the day he was born. Honey, he has been working out.
We saw him at We Hope Pride perform with Kylie because they
have a new country disco song together and he is now on the
cover of Paper magazine. He said, look, I didn't do a
duet with Beyoncé, but I did get Kylie for this country music
phase and now is my moment. He's on a some kind of like
horse sculpture naked with the junk covered.
But in another photo that ass is out.
And you know, we saw Orville Peck at the World of Wonder
party and the one thing we definitely noticed was that ass
look pretty juicy. And you can now everyone can see
because it's a full naked ass on the inside of that story.
Congratulations. And I thought the song with
Kylie was very cute. Housewives of Beverly Hills is
filming and it looks like the girls who are returning are
going to be Kyle, Erica, Jane Dorit.
Now everyone was saying she was getting fired.
They said if Dorit, if you don't talk about your problems in your
marriage, you are, we can't have you on here.
And of course, she publicly announced she was getting
separated, I think from Mole. What's his name?
Why can't I remember his name? You know, I'm talking about her
fat British husband. Garcelle Bouvet is coming back,
Crystal is gone, Sutton is coming back and Marie is gone,
which I think is a shame. And Marie shouldn't have been
fired. I think she would have been.
She would have been good. She at least like she has.
She went some of the most interesting see parts last
season where she got into a huge fight with Crystal.
We need them to do something other than just go along to get
along. It's like doing the girls on
Drunk Race aren't really winning money and it's all that's
exciting, you know what I mean? Now there's a new cast member,
Bazana Baz St. John, a businesswoman who was a
former chief of marketing office for Netflix, So I believe is a
black woman, which is what they really have needed in that cast,
more diversity to make it more interesting and glamorous.
I mean, honey, black Beverly Hills Divas is really something
delightful. And then Kathy Hilton and
Jennifer Tilly are going to be friends of So that's fun.
I think that sounds like a fun season.
Now, they also supposedly gave Kyle an ultimatum that she had
to say whether she was dating or what's her name the country
singer or not. So I guess we shall see.
But this I think that's just that's currently filming.
Like things are coming out, little clips of them filming.
Why does JoJo Sewall love a diaper cut?
JoJo Siwa did sort of a rainbow version of her, her new look,
her kiss look, but rainbow version, kind of like a mashing
of the two looks. When she performed at La Pride
in the park, she shouted about the haters, including one who
called her a man. She bet she was like, you know,
people say I don't sing my song that that that didn't write the
song. I mean, everybody's just haters.
And you know they are they are just haters.
But people were living for her kooky magooki dance moves and
for karma is a bitch. But my question is why does she
look like she's wearing a diaper?
Like the outfits, the costumes and are are not flattering.
And even during she performed a new song and during it, she did
a whole thing where she put her little, her little, she put her
hand down her pants. She's like, and I was like,
that's just not sexy going into your big high rise diaper that
she's she's wearing. And she sang a new song, which I
don't know how I feel about it. The the TikTok that was on said
JoJo Siwa actually singing a new song but sounds the same to me.
The. I mean, she's definitely not
singing live in that clip from LA Pride.
No, she is not. But she did.
I watched it again, put that hand down her diaper and you
know what? We all needed a song with an
accordion. Is that what that is?
I don't know. I mean, it doesn't sound too
bad. And look, JoJo could at any
minute just like pull a Janet Jackson or whoever and like,
take off these crazy diapers and just like be pretty and
glamorous. Isn't that usually what happens?
This is just meant to make us be sure that we know she's not the
same. Now she's crazy pop star JoJo,
OK, she's not little girl ponytail chow chow and someday
she'll be pretty girl with her shoulders out.
JoJo. She'll be lipstick less or maybe
not. She is when you see her off
duty, honey, she's giving you bowl and that I really that's my
favorite look for JoJo. That's what I want her to push
those big sort of meth dealer clear glasses, a tank top, all
her tattoos. Some are fake, some are real, a
pair of cargo pants, maybe a leather bracelet and a shorter
haircut. Brad Pitt's children really seem
to hate him. What did Brad Pitt do?
Because they're all dropping Pitt from the last name.
And I mean, first of all, we knew the other kids we're using
just Jolie Zahara. She went, she went to she went
to college. She's just a Hera Jolie Vivian
15. She is not doing it.
We know that Maddox who had the big fight with Brad on the
private jet, He definitely never used Pitt.
But Pax and knocks No. And the only people left is all
the well, Little. What's his names?
What are the little names? What are their little names?
I mean, it actually looks like that Shiloh is the last of all
of the kids. Vivian, Sahara, Knox, Pax,
Maddox, they all dropped it from their name.
He must have been really awful when he was drunk.
I mean, he's sober now and he got that face lift, but wow, he
pissed these fucking kids off and they love mommy and they
daddy. Wow.
Well, at least you're very good looking, Brad Pitt.
You still have that even if you don't have your children's love.
Ouch. One family that is staying
together is Denise Richards and her only Fans daughters Sammy
Sheen and Lola Sheen. They're getting a wild new E
reality series now. This is actually a great idea
because Denise Richard's daughters, I believe, are both
Only Fans creators. So they're giving you sexy, sexy
lady. They're young, they're wild,
they're making lots of money. They're doing photo shoots with
their mom for her Only fans, not ones where they eat each other's
pussies, but probably where they're in bikinis together.
And now they're getting their own E reality show.
This is the kind of thing that could replace Kardashian's 4E.
And of course they're calling it Denise Richard and the Wild
Things. I mean, well played.
And maybe we'll even get to see cameos by crazy Charlie Sheen,
which, you know, we don't love Charlie Sheen, but honey, we, we
will be interested to see how weird he is.
The last time I saw Charlie Sheen is he was on TikTok
getting a neck lift and doing a public like my neck was
bothering me. And now I'm getting a neck left
from this doctor. And they did the before and
after. God bless get an end left.
We never will forget about Corey Ames you fucking rapper.
Adele is offering Britney Spears advice, Heat News a very
reliable source says. Can Adele save Britney?
The British singer has been dishing out advice.
Now supposedly she and Britney have been friends for a long
time, but they've recently grown closer over the past year
allegedly. I find this hard to believe.
And they enjoyed a bonding dinner in Vegas.
Brittany did go to Vegas. I love Adele you stupid fucker.
You don't know about nothing about my relationships with our
being on Dale or doing nothing. You don't know nothing.
You're right, I don't know nothing.
She. Has a great advice.
Oh OK. Do you take any of her advice?
She says stuff like don't date a felon.
Who's your gardener? But I don't.
I'm not listening to this but I thought I appreciate it.
So nice. Supposedly she's also offering
her advice, words of wisdom, recommending books and podcasts.
Yeah, that's. How I listen to this stupid
show. Adele loves gay as thug.
How nice. Supposedly despite how busy
Adele is with her residency, she always makes time for Brett.
This feels like a a fake lie, but we can only hope.
You don't know a fake lie from a fake lie.
And my name is Axela. Also in other Adele news
remember when there was that clip going around of her someone
in her audience saying pride sucks and her getting him going
being a hero for the LGBT and said if you don't come to my.
Show and say proud sucks, you ain't get your fuck out of here.
Well the truth has come out and that person did actually not say
pride sucks, which is less exciting for Adele the LGBTQ
ally warrior, but better for the idea that maybe Adele fans are.
There isn't some secret homophobes who are like I love
Adele but I hate faggots. I'm sure there are people like
that, but apparently before that clip started she was saying how
her work week begins on Friday or Thursday or whatever 'cause
she does shows through the weekend and that what that
person yelled was work. Sucks that was testimonied by
the person who was sitting in front of them.
Can you imagine how embarrassing?
Like you say, work sucks to be supportive and then Adele thinks
you said pride sucks and there's no way you from all in the back
can actually correct her at all and she's telling you to get the
fuck out of her show. Oh my God, embarrassing.
That's why you should never fucking yell at a show.
Just sit quietly and clap and cheer and that's it.
We don't need people shouting and yelling their own thing to
make themselves get the attention.
Or maybe Adele will misunderstand you and tell you
to get the fuck out of her show. If you're going to Bonnaroo the
this coming week, maybe it's happening right now.
Actually, you might be able to see Stevo getting a penis tattoo
on his face from Post Malone. Now, he hasn't said whether it's
going to be a huge penis or a little penis like the teardrop.
You know, when you have to murder someone and I don't
really know how. Oh, it's, he said, a Dick on his
forehead. I'll believe it when I see it.
Now, they asked, is it going to be a chode?
He said, I don't even know what a chode is.
I designed it already. It's been designed.
And he's doing that for his 50th birthday.
Wow he does have a lot of tattoo and he also inked the phrase I
have a small Wiener and he has a huge self-portrait of himself on
his back as we know. I used to think he was hot like
back in the young Jackass days. I mean I thought they were all
hot and I always imagined them fucking each other.
But isn't that the case of anything in pop culture that in
the past I imagine a group of men?
I imagined them fucking each other.
Yes, it is. Let's stop, wait, hold on, let's
Choo Choo jump on the AJ Lo hate train for a minute because the
story just keep coming. I mean, Star Magazine's cover
this week is Jlo Humiliated my side of the story.
And if you want to hear me go deep into that story and all of
Star magazine, I do. I did just put out an edition of
Relaxing Tea where I whisper you the problems of millionaires and
we read all about Jlo humiliated.
But I know some of you are not whisper Queens so don't worry
that's behind the paywall. But if you want it, it's at at
patreon.com/gears of all time. I do new episodes like every
other week of that. Anyway, there's plenty more non
whisper Jlo things going on. I mean one of the pieces was are
Leah Remini and Jlo reconciling because supposedly they stopped
being friends a while back. Now this is from Dumois so take
it with a grain of salt, but it says the recent rumors that
Leah's inching her way back into Jen's corners are true, but
allegedly a reconciliation is not likely to go anywhere.
Leah's trying to make it seem like she was some kind of
fortune teller about the Ben reunion being doomed and was the
brave friend who said something to Jlo about it and therefore
was iced out. But that's not true.
Everyone saw that was doomed. Now things supposedly went S
with Jlo and Leah Leah after they acted in the movie Second
Act. Where Leah supposedly milked it
for all it was worth, constantly posting about her and Jlo being
besties and want the whole wide world to know how fun it was to
be them posting bloopers. And it supposedly the coattail
writing really turned off Jlo, who is also annoyed about how
Leah made it look at her book that she, you know, put her life
in harm's way to protect Jlo and Marc Anthony from being
indoctrinated into Scientology. And the reason why people knew
there was maybe a problem with Leah and Jlo is that she was not
at the wedding to Ben. Supposedly Leah has always
oversold the friendship, says the source.
And all of her I told you shows about Ben are not doing her any
favors with Jlo. Don't expect them to be seen
getting lunch anytime soon. Now in other Jlo news, someone
finally identified the orange drink that Jlo talks about in
her infamous Vogue 17 view questions, which pissed everyone
off when they said what's your go to Bottega order?
She said ham and cheese on A roll and orange drink.
If you know, you know. And people thought she was lying
and faking and whatever. But I did see a picture of the
orange drink. And as someone who spent many
years going to bodegas in New York City, I do recognize it.
And people do call it orange drink because it's basically
just little small capsule size. I mean, like large capsules, but
sort of circular capsules with tinfoil on the top.
And they're, you know, red, orange, purple, purple drying.
So that was real. But honey, someone from JLS past
made a TikTok. I mean, and if it's to be
believed that it is harsh, well, just listen.
It reminds me like when I. Was 16 in the Bronx running up
and down the okay. I truly have left this woman
alone for years. I have just been annoyed in
silence since high school. And guess what?
I'm a Puerto Rican woman from the Bronx who went to the same
high school as you and you're lying.
Also in your high school photo you did not have hair like that
and we also both attended an all girls Catholic High School in an
Irish and Italian neighborhood so you weren't running up and
down the block. You know damn well you were
sitting next to Megan Farley and Christine Marquetti in class.
Why are you lying? Please stop using us to look
human. We are sick of you.
You don't do shit for us. Keep our names out of your
mouth. We're not running up and down
the block. Not all of us do that for kicks.
You're stupid. Stop using us to look human.
Stop using us to look relatable. We don't like you.
That woman does not appreciate Jlo at all.
At all. Also, Meghan McCain took a time
to take a say on her new podcast and grab some headlines that
Jennifer Lopez was deeply unpleasant on The View.
She was not nice. I mean, she goes in more about,
you know, how not nice she was and she had a million people and
whatever else. I don't really care to listen to
Meghan McCain. Who has been trying to dance on
a little line that I do not enjoy where she's like, I like
gay people, but I'm a Republican and I don't care if your rights
get taken away. Oopsies.
We don't appreciate that. Supposedly, though, Jennifer
Lopez had Meghan McCain's TikTok video taken down, the one where
she said she was not her favorite guest to appear on The
View. And you know what that makes me
say go Jlo, you get her. Jlo, get her.
Naomi Campbell is revealing a
huge secret that we could have guessed from 100 miles away,
which is that her daughter, her lovely little daughter.
The article is called Naomi Campbell's Embracing Motherhood
Regardless of Age. Her Lovely daughter was born via
a surrogate. Naomi Campbell is 53.
So what do you think? You think she's going to blow
that body out and risk all of the health things that can
happen when you're that age trying to have a baby?
No. No, she had a gestational
carrier. And now I've got it even know
this. She has a son now and the son
was born that way too. She ordered two.
Make it a big a double Big Mac. OK.
I want 2 babies one after another.
They got to be kind of close in age because I'm getting up
there. She's 53 and she's looking good.
Though sometimes I feel the filler in Naomi's face is
fillering a little too hard. But you know, whatever lover
Glamour. Appreciate her.
Throw a phone at me diva. Yes, get it.
Remember when she threw the phone and then she was sentenced
to community service and everyday to community service.
She showed up in a crazy couture outfit that was then shot for as
she walked up by West magazine. I mean talk about turning it
cut. Yes, yes.
So congratulations to her with her.
I bet those children are very beautiful.
I bet she chose very beautiful man sperm.
So we're, you know, legendary beauty honey.
Azalea Banks is on a mega rant. She is reading Charlie XX.
Girl you like 45 years old and you trying to do this baby voice
like girl you need some local training them soft pallets that
you keep goes together. You sound like a fucking duck.
You sound like a duck and this lie about these club kids that
fucking launched your career. No, you are a dirty goodwill
fucking T-shirt fucking dusty sneaker wearing bitch when I
fill you out on my own time to the mermaid bowl game. 8:00 Kids
like no club kids launched their fucking career.
She's talking about Charlie XX, by the way.
Lying. So I'm lying and these songs are
terrible. These lyrics are horrible.
And I mean like for your album roll out.
OK, so like you surrounded by all these guys, not, not, not
one of these guys pulled out a fucking can of gel and a comb
and a something and just something special with your
hair, girl, That's all you gave us.
But God had my give me absolutely nothing.
Absolutely no fuck nothing. This album is fucking garbage,
just like a lot of your music is fucking garbage.
OK, just do that, I don't care. Then you scoop it 'cause you get
that song away. That is your song I don't think
you'll ever like, just like I, I, I don't like.
You have like just no nuance. You shouldn't given the song to
Icona Pop. You've been out here grinding
forever and you're still not a icon bitch.
Oh bitch, oh bitch. I mean, it goes on for quite a
long time. She reads Grimes, she says
Grimes on math to. To just shit on you the way he
been shitting on you like you got played ho bits wings of a
butterfly. What?
Oh my God, Oh my God, you are dead trash.
You need to go back to the UK and find yourself for the like
white man and like just for five years old white man and get some
glamour and just like go give like you know, go go go go give
like bond tree and shit like that.
We ho is not for you. Shout out to We Ho.
She reads Lorde, says she's boring, and then she reads Doji.
And guess what, don't you? You don't awaken the you don't
awaken the beast. Yeah, my friend.
Yeah, my, my friend. Don't know what they got.
We got the clearance. Girl, girl, girl, girl you, you,
you, you shit girl. Where is there whatever,
whatever comes like we born like trying to put you up to any
happening. You need to focus on solidifying
yourself. You need to you need to focus on
making your mark. OK, 'cause the the the real way
like like know if you really had it in here?
Have you really had it up in here and you really have some
like like some sense? Don't do an Azealia Banks
tribute act. Ouch.
Terrible at it and look dirty in the video.
Ouch. What?
Was that lighting in the video? OK, let's see your fucking
facial features. Don't be a tribute act, OK?
Don't you? Because I promise you, you
could. You could keep trying, trying,
trying, trying, trying. But as soon as you don't get the
job done and TDE get rid of your ass and you ain't got no leg to
stand on, it's gonna be overfilled.
It's already overfilled because you've come out.
And don't be the dumb bitch to try and like say something when
are like when sign you with like purple with with with the like.
This is the the specific purpose to try and come for us in your
things and say something. Well, God gives me you getting
in touch. I don't know what damn fucking
like Doji ward or any First off, why would you make yourself Doji
like in a fucking world where don't you cat rain scream girl
you already like you know it's done, it's done, it's done.
Oh, whole baby. I mean, you know, obviously
Dochia said she loves Azalea Banks and was obviously
influenced by her because Dochi is young.
So I mean, when Azalea came out like 10 years ago, Dochi was
like a teenager, young teenager probably.
So now, honey, I don't know what, I don't know exactly what
Dochi did to get the Wrath, but she got it anyway.
I saw Dochi at the Pride two weeks ago and she slayed.
She sounded so good. You know I looked at the
comments for this YouTube video and of course it was crunk that
sent me this video. He said I know you'll lack when
it's a Yale banks rants and I do even if it's not something I
agree with. The comments are all like I wish
you would just keep start making music again and quit reading
everyone for filth And I I also agree like I want more as Ellie
Banks music because she's so fucking talented and though I
get amused at her reading everyone for filth.
I mean it kind of seems to be taking no one will work with her
because they don't want her to turn on them.
I mean she was supposed to do a thing with Beyoncé, supposed to
do a thing with Lady Gaga. None of these people will take a
chance because, you know, I've worked with people like that
before where you give them a chance and then they kind of are
like, you know, Sublimb shading you or outright shading you.
After all you did was try to give them a chance.
So Azalea, come on now, come on now, Azalea.
I mean, new Bottega should have been #1 around the world.
Such a fucking good song. I.
Guess we'll leave it there. If you enjoyed today's show, do
the thing that I keep saying to do, which is leave me a nice
rating. I think about 179 ratings.
Love to get to 200. That's only 21 more.
Just write something nice or just hit five stars, hit
whatever, write whatever you want, but write something that
would be nice or play this play this episode in the car for a
friend. How about that?
And they'll be like, this is such a great show.
You'll be like, Oh my God, there's so much more to listen
to. Years worth.
And then go on the Patreon. You know, you just do it all.
But that that's your job. That's your job.
My job is trying to make this fun.
Your job is to help spread the word, sweetie.
Spread the gay faggotry around, infect their ears with faggotry.
And if you want to fix your ears with more faggotry, every week,
multiple times a week, I'm doing podcast behind the paywall where
I am completely uncensored about my own personal business, other
people's business, the business of SARS, and so much more at
patreon.com/gayest of all time. Hope I'll see you at Drag Con.
I am doing live interviews on the floor of Drag Con.
They're building the SAT cameras, lights, cameras,
action. It was just in Los Angeles
magazine. Very glamorous.
Jimbo will be with me. Ketamine envy, Peru, sweet tea,
Lolita, banana che coulet, forgetting anyone.
I mean stars stars stars stars. So come see me at Dracon and
then I will be doing photos with people for free because I'm that
kind of bitch with me and you on the hate Queens hats you can
pose with me on the side. So I hope I'll see you there and
in the meantime, hope you have a real faggy fucking week and I'll
see you next week on gay ass fuck.
Bye baby. I'm.
Gonna paint my whips maraschino 'cause I'm a fucking legend.
Fucking legend. Fucking legend.
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