1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:13,720 It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:18,360 LGBT's. You're in love because Johnny 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,800 McGovern is gay. Yes, fine. 4 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:32,159 Hello everyone and welcome to Gay as Fuck. 5 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:39,760 I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness and I am he who is Baby. 6 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:44,840 I have just, I've had my coffee, I've had some oatmeal, I did a 7 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,200 little yoga and then honey, I put on something that lifted my 8 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,520 spirit today. Let me tell you, because Chaka 9 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:58,000 Khan's Tiny Desk Concert came out today and look, I knew it 10 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,160 would be good, but it gave me the spirit. 11 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:08,080 I was like damn cuz I've loved Chaka Khan forever. 12 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,440 I've loved Chaka Khan since I was in 7th grade and I had my 13 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,840 mom bring me back a whole bunch of CDs. 14 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:20,440 OK CDs weren't new then I am old and one of the ones I asked her 15 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,520 to get was Chaka Khan and it was the remix album Life is a Dance. 16 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,600 At this point when it came to music I was just reading stuff 17 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,560 in Billboard magazine and if it's said it had a diva 18 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,440 screaming soul style that I was into it. 19 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:38,440 Honey, when I discovered for real Chaka Khan and all of her 20 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:43,000 music I was obsessed and have been obsessed for years. 21 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:51,320 So to see Chaka Khan on Tiny Desk looking so good looking, 22 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:57,320 trim looking luminous, smiling bright, the whitest teeth, her 23 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:02,320 hair falling just so, a wide belt, a pair of like sassy like 24 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:07,320 form fitting jeans with a live band that emanates warmth and 25 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:12,400 energy, energy. And of course, 3 Sangin backup 26 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,320 singers who are doing it. And look, if you're going to be 27 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:19,640 a backup singer for Chaka Khan, as she says during this Tiny 28 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,880 Desk concert, you better have the chops. 29 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,080 OK, You, there's no fucking around. 30 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,520 If you're doing Chaka Khan backup, you have to cause Chaka 31 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,080 Khan sang all her own backups on the records. 32 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,320 So you need to be able to replicate that. 33 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,680 And these ladies did just to see Chaka Khan. 34 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:41,080 First of all, the amount of mega hits that Chaka Khan has, not 35 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,240 that I needed to be reminded, but when they came one after 36 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,520 another after another, she did like Through the Fire. 37 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,640 Then she did Ain't Nobody. And I thought, oh, this ain't 38 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,640 nobody. The last song. 39 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,400 Of course it wasn't because we hadn't sung I'm every woman yet, 40 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,960 I mean. And she opened with my favorite 41 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,960 song. Tell me something. 42 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:06,120 Good girl, girl, girl. Where are you by when? 43 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:10,040 From when she was in Rufus and Chaka Khan back, way back in the 44 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,520 day. That's when she made her debut 45 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,040 in the group. Rufus, The whole thing was not 46 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:19,440 only was she's looking good, sounding good, OK. 47 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,760 I mean, Chaka Khan goes from the low to the high. 48 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,080 And those, you know, when you're one of those really good 49 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:29,840 singers, baby, and you, you know, have them with Mariah, 50 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:34,000 when you are at your peak, you write your songs in these high, 51 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,200 high things. And each song goes up to a 52 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,360 really big point. And sometimes it can be 53 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:43,960 difficult to continue to sing them as you age. 54 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,560 And baby Chaka Khan is still hitting the notes, though 55 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,480 sometimes she would sit back and let the girls do the really, 56 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,280 really high parts. And that is what she has earned. 57 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,760 But I mean, she didn't even have the mic close to her mouth. 58 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:03,760 They set up two mics around her. And so it seemed it was very 59 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,560 live. I mean, you were like, wow, this 60 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,480 woman is singing the from the bottom to the top. 61 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,840 And honey, she wailed. And Chaka Khan has that whale 62 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,760 that's like an instrument. I mean, I believe that, Miles 63 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,279 Davis said. She sounds even better than my 64 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,640 horn. And she does. 65 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,640 She can hit that. The way she, I mean, she was 66 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,080 scatting along with the guitar player. 67 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,760 I mean, they were doing little moves. 68 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:48,520 It was a delight. So if you want to fucking 69 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,240 delight and just to feel good and also to be like, I want to 70 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,040 be fucking Chaka Khan when I grow up because Chaka Khan, 71 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,120 honey, it wasn't always smooth sailing for Chaka Khan, OK? 72 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,960 She definitely had problems with drugs and alcohol. 73 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,920 She had a lot of weight gains. She had emotional things. 74 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,400 And honey, look at her. She's come out the other side 75 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:12,560 and she is glowing, luminous, clear, gorgeous. 76 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:17,880 And don't forget, she went to a Burger King drive through with 77 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:22,520 my homa homie Adam Joseph in the car and she said you can sing, 78 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,960 you can sing. She also does a very charming 79 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,480 intro up her band where it almost seems like she doesn't 80 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,880 know their names even though they're on a paper. 81 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,480 But sometimes she's like, oh, the Euro man, I love him so 82 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:41,320 much. It is a delight. 83 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,800 Has so many tiny desk concerts are I recently saw that Nelly 84 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,960 Furtado clip where she did her version of the Get your Freak on 85 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,480 remix and you know, it made me kind of think, huh, Nelly 86 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,080 Furtado, you're looking good too. 87 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,640 Good. Good on you, girl. 88 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,760 Good on you, girl. Well, look, if you love me 89 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:02,640 talking about music and Divas and soul music and my favorite 90 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,680 music, well then you're going to want to join me over on the 91 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,800 Patreon. patreon.com/gifts of all time, where we have an 92 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:13,160 entire series where Adam Joseph and I do deep dives into our 93 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:17,600 favorite soul music, our favorite soul Divas, our 94 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,520 favorite music videos, and even go through our own catalogue of 95 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,360 work that we've done together with our top favorite 96 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,080 collaborations and music videos that we've done together. 97 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,760 And we get in and spill the tea on ourselves. 98 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:33,320 So why don't you join me over there for that honey? 99 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,920 Pride has been rolling on Pride 2. 100 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,320 Electric Boogaloo was just last week. 101 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,560 And I got to say I went to the parade here in Hollywood because 102 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:46,880 you know West Hollywood and regular Hollywood because you 103 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,920 know, we ho and LA Pride had a fight. 104 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,720 So they turned into two separate events. 105 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,440 Which girl can we can we fight the real anime? 106 00:06:55,440 --> 00:07:01,160 But at least that means we have two of three prides within two 107 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,160 weeks of each other. So it's a lot. 108 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,240 Now, I did not go see Ricky Martin, but we will be talking 109 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,320 to today about JoJo Siwa's performance at La Pride. 110 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,240 And I did see the parade. I got to tell you, the LA Pride 111 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,640 Parade has a little more pizzazz than the We Hope Pride parade. 112 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,520 OK, just a little more flag flipping, a little more 113 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,240 excitement. But baby, you know what? 114 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:24,440 I don't need to see lame corporate floats. 115 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:28,840 I mean, the LA Pride parade had so many corporations who just 116 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,680 rented a truck and wrote Pride on it or rented a bus and wrote 117 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,880 like a Live Nation here are the gay people in our office or 118 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,360 Hyundai. OK? 119 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:41,960 The worst one was the LVMH group. 120 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:46,000 OK, if you know fashion, you know that is Louis Vuitton, Moet 121 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,360 Hennessy, and they are the biggest luxury conglomerate in 122 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,600 the United States. OK. 123 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,840 And they had a little thing where they just rented a pickup 124 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:59,040 truck that said LVMH pride in glitter letters on the side. 125 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,200 And they had their gay employees walk in a in a group. 126 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,920 And they each had little paper circle signs that said Dior, 127 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:13,320 Fendi, Tiffany, LVMHI want to let you know, not acceptable. 128 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:18,720 OK, you're the biggest luxury conglomerate in the world. 129 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:27,680 You need to turn it, cunt. I want to see a float with the 130 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,880 runway and fashions and glitter and explosions and supermodels 131 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,200 and all the designers. And I mean, I, you better 132 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:39,080 fucking bring it to the floor for the prices that you were 133 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,320 charging and the glamour you're trying to sell. 134 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:47,160 Your pride float should serve. Who designs all your 135 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,920 collections? Gay guys. 136 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:53,160 OK, so I want to see you next year, LVMH. 137 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:59,160 Step it up, Monsieur Pinot. That's the man who's in charge 138 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,560 of it all. Who was the richest man in the 139 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,480 world? Step it up, sweetie. 140 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:08,680 You can throw $30,000 at your gay pride float and bring it a 141 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,240 little harder. OK, I want to Mickey's brought 142 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:16,120 it harder than LVMH Group. OK, rude. 143 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,920 Anyway, this is a fun show today. 144 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,840 I mean, there's some spicy news, You know that there's a gay sex 145 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,280 club in a supermarket basement in Brooklyn. 146 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:31,840 Let's see. Naomi Campbell reveals a secret 147 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:37,960 in quotes about her new child. Rihanna channels divine Where 148 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,040 the fuck is Beyoncé? We all want to know. 149 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,600 Stevo is going to get a penis on his face. 150 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:48,160 Adele is giving advice to Brittany, Leah, Remini and Jlo. 151 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,440 Will they become best friends again? 152 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,400 Not likely. They're really running Andy 153 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:57,280 Cohen ova with this New York Magazine piece. 154 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:03,640 Girl Denise Richards is hitting E with her Wild Things 155 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,840 daughters. Beverly Hills housewives are 156 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:10,600 coming back soon, thank God. And Azalea Banks, honey is 157 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:14,360 coming for the girls. So look, that's a lot to do. 158 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:34,760 So let's get into it, get into it, into it, get into it. 159 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,680 All right, let's get spicy right off the top because this 160 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:44,240 headline stuck out to me and it was on Page Six, so this story 161 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:50,480 is quite big already. Gay sex club in supermarket 162 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:55,440 basement arouses imagination of genteel Brooklyn neighbourhood 163 00:10:56,040 --> 00:11:00,000 OK the genteel Brooklyn neighborhood that they're 164 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,040 talking about is where I was born OK in Brooklyn in Park 165 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,040 Slope. Now they say even in these times 166 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,160 of runaway inflation, one grocery store guarantees bang 167 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,600 for your butt. Sorry buck. 168 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,760 While the cheese counter revolutionaries at the 169 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:21,080 infamously insane Park Slope Food Co-op, where those who 170 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,080 listen to gay pimpin will remember Martine Beauchamp was a 171 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:29,160 proud member And Julie Goldman, who is a Turner of product in 172 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,280 the basement because you have to work there. 173 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,080 Don't forget, Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't show up for her shift. 174 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,280 Those are the people that usually provide the scandal 175 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,320 South of Flashput Ave. when it comes to food retail. 176 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,960 But Page Six has learned that the Tony Brooklyn neighborhood 177 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,280 is a flame with gossip that there's a gay sex club in the 178 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:51,240 basement of a local outpost of a well known supermarket chain. 179 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:56,080 Clean up on aisle 9. Now, look, I know the 180 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,920 supermarkets that are around there and I think it could be 181 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,680 A&P that's right in that neighborhood, the A&P 182 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,280 supermarket. Now look, that's not a 183 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,080 supermarket. I think that is even outside of 184 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,720 the tri-state area. But A&P, that's what I'm 185 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,400 guessing. They're not going to say which 186 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,360 one it is because they don't want to be blowing up the spot 187 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,600 of the sex club. And we appreciate that. 188 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,880 Back when I threw sexy parties that had back rooms, Michael 189 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:26,120 Musto always would name it, give the time and the location and 190 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,840 then we would get busted by the cops. 191 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,080 So thank you Page Six for keeping it undercover. 192 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,160 Now, they say the sex club operations are no way related to 193 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,400 the operations of the supermarket and the boys bash 194 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,880 doesn't happen when the store is open for business. 195 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,040 Yeah, OK. We're selling meat during the 196 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,760 day. We're selling meat at night. 197 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,200 But separately. OK, separate but equal. 198 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,960 And apparently they've been doing this sex party there for 199 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,920 nine months. Somebody said we walked past the 200 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,000 the gate at midnight once and the grates were open. 201 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,120 It was the dead of summer and it must have been sweltering. 202 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,160 It was clearly a Playhouse party because a bunch of men in 203 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:18,960 leather were going down there. Now they said it's not uncommon 204 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,800 that there might be a guy at the entrance checking IDs or maybe 205 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,720 their coupons. Grab two buns and get a six pack 206 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,360 for free. That's not my joke, That's page 207 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,880 6. Sparkling comedy. 208 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,440 There's a lot of Dick puns in this whole article. 209 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,800 A veteran of the sausage section, which bills itself 210 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:41,640 online as the largest private play party in the US for super 211 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:47,360 hot young guys, tells us that instead of grabbing a cart with 212 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,760 a wobbly wheel on the way in, guest at Pickles Place. 213 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,200 Because I think I believe it's called Pickles Play Place. 214 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,240 Check their clothes at the door. But you got to keep wearing your 215 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,280 shoes, girl. They wrote my ticket number on 216 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,920 my shoulder with a sharpie. Said one super hot young guy. 217 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,120 There are snacks, granola bars, apples, bananas, potato shows. 218 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,000 Thank God. I mean the good thing is they 219 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,920 can always restock. Then there's mattresses wrapped 220 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:19,880 in power washable nylon in the back, slings, benches, some semi 221 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:24,640 private semi public rooms. And apparently there are fellows 222 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,920 who appear to be professionals. OK, that means probably only 223 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,040 fans. There's and porn stars and call 224 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:37,240 boys who mostly have sex with each other, IE other sexy sex 225 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,800 professionals for a minute at a time. 226 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:44,800 No climax to set the scene for the nobles to engage in their 227 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,720 most basic sexual fantasies. That's kind of a read. 228 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:53,160 Their most basic sexual fantasies when the normals have 229 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,280 sex, they initiate. They imitate what they've seen 230 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,160 on their computers when they're home alone. 231 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,520 Exaggerated groans and overdramatic play by play 232 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,880 commentary and encouraging anatomical observations to look 233 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,600 at that sweet fucking ass. And then there's. 234 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,960 As usual with sex parties, there's a social area by the bar 235 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:18,160 which is usually sex free. Except for guys who really want 236 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,720 to have sex in front of other people. 237 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,960 Now. The person who ran the party. 238 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,040 Pickle was not available for comment. 239 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,920 That's how this article ends. Pickle could not be reached for 240 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:31,000 comment. You know what? 241 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,040 God bless faggots. You know what? 242 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,520 We're like Blanche Devereaux. Everywhere we go, we find a man 243 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,880 and we would need a new sex party in the neighborhood. 244 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,000 How about the basement of the supermarket? 245 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,160 Yeah, we know TT works down there. 246 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,720 TT does. And TT loves sex parties. 247 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,840 And you know who's the manager? JoJo. 248 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,000 That's right. So we can get this done. 249 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,640 Well, corporate doesn't find out. 250 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,000 Like, luckily he's probably a faggot up at corporate. 251 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,960 Who's like girl Zuwitz. Zuwitz. 252 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,440 He was murdering it. Another thing on Page Six that 253 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,560 caught my eye was a little piece called Where's Beyoncé which I 254 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,840 would like to call Where the fuck is Beyoncé? 255 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:15,360 Music industry wonders after Cowboy Carter success, did he 256 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,560 abuse scandal Insiders. You know, that's that weird way 257 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,320 that they write titles in some newspapers. 258 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,120 But basically, Cowboy Carter was a big hit. 259 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,240 But then the Diddy abuse scandal came out. 260 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,800 And as we know from TikTok, everybody's saying Jay-Z has 261 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:35,160 some kind of dirt on his ass. So maybe they're hiding out, say 262 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,480 insiders. Hide them, Cowboy. 263 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,440 I mean, they're really on the comedy tip. 264 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,400 The music industry is on the verge of putting out a missing 265 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:47,760 persons report for Beyoncé Page Six Years because, look, Cowboy 266 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,280 Carter was a mega hit. But then, as they say here, it's 267 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,400 already going the way to the tumble and tumbleweed. 268 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:57,960 Because the vet, because biz vet say the superstar has an 269 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:03,480 inexplicably gone AWOL and insiders are muttering that it 270 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:08,119 might be because she and husband Jay-Z are nervous about showing 271 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:13,000 their faces during Diddy's vast abuse scandal, lest they draw 272 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,920 attention to their long time friendship with a disgraced hip 273 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,079 hop local. I mean, that is true. 274 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:25,040 I mean, I, I, Beyoncé released the album, which has really 275 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:29,840 grown on me. And then we just like, it's just 276 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,960 left out there and I get it. I know that's how it used to be, 277 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,400 that your artist would just make a album and then you do the rest 278 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,920 in your mind and you imagine it and then you can see them on 279 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,280 tour. And that seems to be what 280 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:45,920 Beyoncé is doing here. But we just want more, you know? 281 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,200 A lot of times with songs on albums, even by artists that I 282 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:54,000 really like, it's the visual that makes me love the song when 283 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,120 really get into it. And we just are robbed of that 284 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,920 with Beyoncé. There's just nothing like where 285 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,400 is she? What is she doing? 286 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,560 I know she's probably relaxing and like Cuomo, but shouldn't 287 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,320 she be out like boot scooting boogie and like at least making 288 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,280 a video or two? I mean, are, are the stakes too 289 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,040 high enough for Beyoncé? Like are the is the level of the 290 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:21,000 every video would have to be so high that she's like, no, I'm 291 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,600 not going to do that. No, I'm not going to do that. 292 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:30,200 That's hilarious. Now, while they say it's far 293 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,560 from a flop in quotes, it's definitely not the juggernaut 294 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,520 everyone thought it would be. Well, because she's not 295 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:39,520 promoting it anymore at all. Something's going on, says an 296 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,880 insider. It came out with a bang #1 297 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,560 everywhere. Now it and she have disappeared. 298 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,280 There's been scuttlebutt in the biz that the golden couple of 299 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:53,040 music are laying low with their pal Ditty under fire 'cause we 300 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,800 know homes were raided. I mean, see every other episode 301 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,880 of this podcast if need the details on that. 302 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,200 Honey, rest for Beyoncé didn't get back. 303 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,080 What a shock. But where is Beyoncé? 304 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,560 Can we get something? Beyoncé, come on. 305 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,760 I know you're punishing everyone for being annoying, but you have 306 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,760 your hair care line. I mean, right now it's the 307 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:17,400 battle of the hair care R&B Divas because Rihanna's coming 308 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,920 out with her own line and you know what everybody loves to do? 309 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,720 Scrutinize the hair of the person who's coming out with the 310 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,520 hair care line. People were giving Beyoncé a lot 311 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,680 of shit. And then she put out her hair 312 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,120 care video where you saw her natural, long, beautiful hair 313 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,840 and all the treatments that she was using. 314 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,880 And her mother, Tina Noel said, well, I kept telling Beyoncé to 315 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,400 put it out and shut those people up, saying you were wearing a 316 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,720 wig and this and blah, blah, blah. 317 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 And she wouldn't do it. And then finally she said, 318 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,080 release it. Go ahead, do it. 319 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,480 I want them to see. But now Rihanna has her new 320 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:57,360 Fenty hair care coming out, and she appeared in the ad for it in 321 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,080 a beautiful little Pussycat blonde wig. 322 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:06,280 But the Internet was not having it, honey, and they turned memes 323 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:12,720 of people in blonde Pussycat wigs in funny situations into 324 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,400 commentary across the board about it. 325 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,800 Which prompted Rihanna to be seen leaving somewhere and going 326 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,240 to a big navigator but with her natural hair out, looking cute 327 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,520 as ever but also saying go fuck yourself everyone. 328 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,120 But she looked great in the blonde Pussycat wig too. 329 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:37,560 But I guess it's hard to promote a wig, not a wig line, a not a 330 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:42,600 wig line with, you know, a hair care line with wig. 331 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,400 But honey, let's see. I mean, the battle is on, which 332 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:51,880 is it sacred or is it Fenty hair or is it Kenya Moore hair care? 333 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,680 Honey, she was there from the beginning. 334 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,960 God bless Kenya Moore. There's some drama going on with 335 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,080 Kenya Moore because they are filming the Real Housewives of 336 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:08,800 Atlanta and Kenya's there. Everybody thought Drew Sidora 337 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,160 was going to be fired, but no, baby, she is back. 338 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:16,800 And then Portia is back just in time to have a lot of drama 339 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,840 because right before they started filming, she now she's 340 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,600 getting a divorce from her African husband. 341 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,480 So there's a lot going on. And then they brought in a bunch 342 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,920 of new girls. It's what they're calling a soft 343 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,440 reboot. They didn't want to go full New 344 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,800 York and get rid of everybody, but they pretty much did. 345 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:37,680 I mean, Sheree is gone, Candy is gone, all the other supporting 346 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:42,720 gals, Marlo is gone and they brought in Shamia who was a 347 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,320 friend of for a while and then a whole bunch of new girls. 348 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,360 And supposedly there's something where Kenya is at like a hair 349 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,840 care event and she started calling out one of the other 350 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,840 girls in the cast, calling her a sex worker and supposedly 351 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,600 showing a picture of her sucking a Dick girl. 352 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,920 Will that make it to air? Probably not. 353 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,000 Bravo has a lot going on. They don't need any more drama. 354 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,880 Speaking of Bravo, Anti, Cohen is on the cover of New York 355 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,640 Magazine now. On the cover, it's his. 356 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,160 It's like a very close shot of his head with hands of, you 357 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,880 know, lady hands of representing the housewives all over him. 358 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,600 But the picture that they have on the inside of him is him with 359 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,600 a white, white background with his white, white smile. 360 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,000 And it looks so weird. He looks, they look like they're 361 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,720 trying to make him look scary and creepy. 362 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,840 And they are. I mean, it's a read and the 363 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,200 article is called The Last Inappropriate Man on Television. 364 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,440 How Andy Cohen survived the reality reckoning, at least for 365 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,920 now. And he was also on the cover, I 366 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,880 think Hollywood Reporter with a what me worry because look, all 367 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,720 the all the reality reckoning things came out. 368 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:58,160 Leah McSweeney said that he offered her coke and that she 369 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,600 felt like she wasn't one of the popular girls because she said 370 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,040 no. And of course, you know, Kathy 371 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:08,000 Griffin had said some stuff like that and Bethany is coming for 372 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,080 everyone's neck. But you know, and they there was 373 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,560 big rumors. Oh, he's getting fired, he's 374 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,640 getting fired, he's getting fired. 375 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,600 Honey, he's not getting fired. They have so much invested in 376 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,000 him. He's not going anywhere. 377 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,760 But what they did, did do at New York magazine is do him dirty 378 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,760 with this creepy ass photo of him. 379 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,560 He's a good looking man, but this photo is made to look 380 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,680 creepy. Remember when they did the Drag 381 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,480 Race girls in New York Magazine and they did the portraits at 382 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,400 Drag Con? It was just a white background 383 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,880 with a harsh, harsh, harsh light. 384 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,960 And when it came out, all the girls gagged because this was 385 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,880 not what everyone was used to. It was hard. 386 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,840 The looks were hard. Even the most beautiful of the 387 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,680 girls were looking hard because of the way that they shot it. 388 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,320 This is the type of thing he's giving. 389 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,320 Oh, side note, back to Rihanna for a second. 390 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:08,360 Rihanna, God bless her, I love her because she just did a whole 391 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:16,320 story for Perfect Magazine where she is doing divine inspiration. 392 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,240 OK, And when I say divine, I mean the drag queen from the 393 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,320 John Waters films. Divine. 394 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,720 Rihanna giving you divine classic poses. 395 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,280 The cigarette in the mouth, the big curls on top, the skinny, 396 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,280 skinny eyebrows. She's doing, she's doing it. 397 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:37,000 She's zooming it. The crazy eyebrows. 398 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,280 It is full pink flamingos. Female trouble Hairspray. 399 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:48,160 It's a great shoot and I love when Rihanna says, yeah, I'm 400 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,880 going to push it, girl, God bless her. 401 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:57,240 And it was Rihanna herself who came up with the crazy idea for 402 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,920 the shoot, said you know what? How about how about we do look 403 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,680 based on divine, honey, How about that? 404 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:04,720 You know what we'll get? You know what? 405 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:10,680 We'll gag the gaze if I do a whole shoot based on divine, No, 406 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,760 not the Lord Jesus, Divine the drag queen. 407 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,720 Let's gag them. Speaking of gagging them, 408 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,160 Orville Peck is on the cover of Paper Magazine and he is naked 409 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,080 as the day he was born. Honey, he has been working out. 410 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,960 We saw him at We Hope Pride perform with Kylie because they 411 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,920 have a new country disco song together and he is now on the 412 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,880 cover of Paper magazine. He said, look, I didn't do a 413 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,280 duet with Beyoncé, but I did get Kylie for this country music 414 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,840 phase and now is my moment. He's on a some kind of like 415 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,880 horse sculpture naked with the junk covered. 416 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,200 But in another photo that ass is out. 417 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,280 And you know, we saw Orville Peck at the World of Wonder 418 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,040 party and the one thing we definitely noticed was that ass 419 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,440 look pretty juicy. And you can now everyone can see 420 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,800 because it's a full naked ass on the inside of that story. 421 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:07,200 Congratulations. And I thought the song with 422 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:11,320 Kylie was very cute. Housewives of Beverly Hills is 423 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:16,160 filming and it looks like the girls who are returning are 424 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,560 going to be Kyle, Erica, Jane Dorit. 425 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,320 Now everyone was saying she was getting fired. 426 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,560 They said if Dorit, if you don't talk about your problems in your 427 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,640 marriage, you are, we can't have you on here. 428 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,880 And of course, she publicly announced she was getting 429 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,520 separated, I think from Mole. What's his name? 430 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,040 Why can't I remember his name? You know, I'm talking about her 431 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,120 fat British husband. Garcelle Bouvet is coming back, 432 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,920 Crystal is gone, Sutton is coming back and Marie is gone, 433 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,360 which I think is a shame. And Marie shouldn't have been 434 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,600 fired. I think she would have been. 435 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,600 She would have been good. She at least like she has. 436 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,520 She went some of the most interesting see parts last 437 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,000 season where she got into a huge fight with Crystal. 438 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,960 We need them to do something other than just go along to get 439 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,440 along. It's like doing the girls on 440 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,240 Drunk Race aren't really winning money and it's all that's 441 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:23,720 exciting, you know what I mean? Now there's a new cast member, 442 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,480 Bazana Baz St. John, a businesswoman who was a 443 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,600 former chief of marketing office for Netflix, So I believe is a 444 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,520 black woman, which is what they really have needed in that cast, 445 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:39,640 more diversity to make it more interesting and glamorous. 446 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:44,480 I mean, honey, black Beverly Hills Divas is really something 447 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:51,160 delightful. And then Kathy Hilton and 448 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:55,000 Jennifer Tilly are going to be friends of So that's fun. 449 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,560 I think that sounds like a fun season. 450 00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,480 Now, they also supposedly gave Kyle an ultimatum that she had 451 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,440 to say whether she was dating or what's her name the country 452 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,560 singer or not. So I guess we shall see. 453 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,560 But this I think that's just that's currently filming. 454 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,000 Like things are coming out, little clips of them filming. 455 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,400 Why does JoJo Sewall love a diaper cut? 456 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:25,800 JoJo Siwa did sort of a rainbow version of her, her new look, 457 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,200 her kiss look, but rainbow version, kind of like a mashing 458 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,920 of the two looks. When she performed at La Pride 459 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,600 in the park, she shouted about the haters, including one who 460 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:40,760 called her a man. She bet she was like, you know, 461 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,320 people say I don't sing my song that that that didn't write the 462 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,480 song. I mean, everybody's just haters. 463 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,280 And you know they are they are just haters. 464 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:53,320 But people were living for her kooky magooki dance moves and 465 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,200 for karma is a bitch. But my question is why does she 466 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,800 look like she's wearing a diaper? 467 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,840 Like the outfits, the costumes and are are not flattering. 468 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,800 And even during she performed a new song and during it, she did 469 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,000 a whole thing where she put her little, her little, she put her 470 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,880 hand down her pants. She's like, and I was like, 471 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,960 that's just not sexy going into your big high rise diaper that 472 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,520 she's she's wearing. And she sang a new song, which I 473 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,480 don't know how I feel about it. The the TikTok that was on said 474 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:29,360 JoJo Siwa actually singing a new song but sounds the same to me. 475 00:29:46,800 --> 00:30:25,930 The. I mean, she's definitely not 476 00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:28,410 singing live in that clip from LA Pride. 477 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,810 No, she is not. But she did. 478 00:30:29,810 --> 00:30:34,010 I watched it again, put that hand down her diaper and you 479 00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:36,490 know what? We all needed a song with an 480 00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:37,970 accordion. Is that what that is? 481 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:42,800 I don't know. I mean, it doesn't sound too 482 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,160 bad. And look, JoJo could at any 483 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,880 minute just like pull a Janet Jackson or whoever and like, 484 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,960 take off these crazy diapers and just like be pretty and 485 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,480 glamorous. Isn't that usually what happens? 486 00:30:54,640 --> 00:31:00,520 This is just meant to make us be sure that we know she's not the 487 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,760 same. Now she's crazy pop star JoJo, 488 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,320 OK, she's not little girl ponytail chow chow and someday 489 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,120 she'll be pretty girl with her shoulders out. 490 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,760 JoJo. She'll be lipstick less or maybe 491 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,560 not. She is when you see her off 492 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:17,880 duty, honey, she's giving you bowl and that I really that's my 493 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,480 favorite look for JoJo. That's what I want her to push 494 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:26,880 those big sort of meth dealer clear glasses, a tank top, all 495 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,840 her tattoos. Some are fake, some are real, a 496 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:36,760 pair of cargo pants, maybe a leather bracelet and a shorter 497 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:41,280 haircut. Brad Pitt's children really seem 498 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,360 to hate him. What did Brad Pitt do? 499 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,400 Because they're all dropping Pitt from the last name. 500 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:54,120 And I mean, first of all, we knew the other kids we're using 501 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,920 just Jolie Zahara. She went, she went to she went 502 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:02,120 to college. She's just a Hera Jolie Vivian 503 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,840 15. She is not doing it. 504 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:08,760 We know that Maddox who had the big fight with Brad on the 505 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,600 private jet, He definitely never used Pitt. 506 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:18,560 But Pax and knocks No. And the only people left is all 507 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,960 the well, Little. What's his names? 508 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,160 What are the little names? What are their little names? 509 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,600 I mean, it actually looks like that Shiloh is the last of all 510 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,720 of the kids. Vivian, Sahara, Knox, Pax, 511 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,480 Maddox, they all dropped it from their name. 512 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,480 He must have been really awful when he was drunk. 513 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,640 I mean, he's sober now and he got that face lift, but wow, he 514 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:51,120 pissed these fucking kids off and they love mommy and they 515 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,360 daddy. Wow. 516 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,680 Well, at least you're very good looking, Brad Pitt. 517 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,240 You still have that even if you don't have your children's love. 518 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,280 Ouch. One family that is staying 519 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:11,080 together is Denise Richards and her only Fans daughters Sammy 520 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:16,280 Sheen and Lola Sheen. They're getting a wild new E 521 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,760 reality series now. This is actually a great idea 522 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,240 because Denise Richard's daughters, I believe, are both 523 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,640 Only Fans creators. So they're giving you sexy, sexy 524 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,880 lady. They're young, they're wild, 525 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,280 they're making lots of money. They're doing photo shoots with 526 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,640 their mom for her Only fans, not ones where they eat each other's 527 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,840 pussies, but probably where they're in bikinis together. 528 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:39,800 And now they're getting their own E reality show. 529 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:44,000 This is the kind of thing that could replace Kardashian's 4E. 530 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,680 And of course they're calling it Denise Richard and the Wild 531 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,120 Things. I mean, well played. 532 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,640 And maybe we'll even get to see cameos by crazy Charlie Sheen, 533 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,680 which, you know, we don't love Charlie Sheen, but honey, we, we 534 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,560 will be interested to see how weird he is. 535 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,480 The last time I saw Charlie Sheen is he was on TikTok 536 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,920 getting a neck lift and doing a public like my neck was 537 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,800 bothering me. And now I'm getting a neck left 538 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,719 from this doctor. And they did the before and 539 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,199 after. God bless get an end left. 540 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,760 We never will forget about Corey Ames you fucking rapper. 541 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,560 Adele is offering Britney Spears advice, Heat News a very 542 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,880 reliable source says. Can Adele save Britney? 543 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,480 The British singer has been dishing out advice. 544 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,400 Now supposedly she and Britney have been friends for a long 545 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,920 time, but they've recently grown closer over the past year 546 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,120 allegedly. I find this hard to believe. 547 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,400 And they enjoyed a bonding dinner in Vegas. 548 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:50,719 Brittany did go to Vegas. I love Adele you stupid fucker. 549 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,800 You don't know about nothing about my relationships with our 550 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,520 being on Dale or doing nothing. You don't know nothing. 551 00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:57,840 You're right, I don't know nothing. 552 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,320 She. Has a great advice. 553 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,680 Oh OK. Do you take any of her advice? 554 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,560 She says stuff like don't date a felon. 555 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,160 Who's your gardener? But I don't. 556 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,200 I'm not listening to this but I thought I appreciate it. 557 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,240 So nice. Supposedly she's also offering 558 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:18,120 her advice, words of wisdom, recommending books and podcasts. 559 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,080 Yeah, that's. How I listen to this stupid 560 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,360 show. Adele loves gay as thug. 561 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,280 How nice. Supposedly despite how busy 562 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,280 Adele is with her residency, she always makes time for Brett. 563 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:34,400 This feels like a a fake lie, but we can only hope. 564 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,880 You don't know a fake lie from a fake lie. 565 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:45,320 And my name is Axela. Also in other Adele news 566 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,800 remember when there was that clip going around of her someone 567 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,800 in her audience saying pride sucks and her getting him going 568 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,880 being a hero for the LGBT and said if you don't come to my. 569 00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,400 Show and say proud sucks, you ain't get your fuck out of here. 570 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,480 Well the truth has come out and that person did actually not say 571 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:09,480 pride sucks, which is less exciting for Adele the LGBTQ 572 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:14,400 ally warrior, but better for the idea that maybe Adele fans are. 573 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,800 There isn't some secret homophobes who are like I love 574 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:21,040 Adele but I hate faggots. I'm sure there are people like 575 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:26,800 that, but apparently before that clip started she was saying how 576 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,760 her work week begins on Friday or Thursday or whatever 'cause 577 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,680 she does shows through the weekend and that what that 578 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:40,120 person yelled was work. Sucks that was testimonied by 579 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,680 the person who was sitting in front of them. 580 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,360 Can you imagine how embarrassing? 581 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,880 Like you say, work sucks to be supportive and then Adele thinks 582 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,320 you said pride sucks and there's no way you from all in the back 583 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,040 can actually correct her at all and she's telling you to get the 584 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,080 fuck out of her show. Oh my God, embarrassing. 585 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,760 That's why you should never fucking yell at a show. 586 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,240 Just sit quietly and clap and cheer and that's it. 587 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,320 We don't need people shouting and yelling their own thing to 588 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,720 make themselves get the attention. 589 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:13,320 Or maybe Adele will misunderstand you and tell you 590 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:21,120 to get the fuck out of her show. If you're going to Bonnaroo the 591 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,320 this coming week, maybe it's happening right now. 592 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:28,920 Actually, you might be able to see Stevo getting a penis tattoo 593 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,000 on his face from Post Malone. Now, he hasn't said whether it's 594 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,640 going to be a huge penis or a little penis like the teardrop. 595 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,120 You know, when you have to murder someone and I don't 596 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,520 really know how. Oh, it's, he said, a Dick on his 597 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,000 forehead. I'll believe it when I see it. 598 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,440 Now, they asked, is it going to be a chode? 599 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,400 He said, I don't even know what a chode is. 600 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,360 I designed it already. It's been designed. 601 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,560 And he's doing that for his 50th birthday. 602 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:04,160 Wow he does have a lot of tattoo and he also inked the phrase I 603 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,840 have a small Wiener and he has a huge self-portrait of himself on 604 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,080 his back as we know. I used to think he was hot like 605 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,480 back in the young Jackass days. I mean I thought they were all 606 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,560 hot and I always imagined them fucking each other. 607 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,760 But isn't that the case of anything in pop culture that in 608 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,600 the past I imagine a group of men? 609 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,920 I imagined them fucking each other. 610 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:28,880 Yes, it is. Let's stop, wait, hold on, let's 611 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:34,000 Choo Choo jump on the AJ Lo hate train for a minute because the 612 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,400 story just keep coming. I mean, Star Magazine's cover 613 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:42,200 this week is Jlo Humiliated my side of the story. 614 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,120 And if you want to hear me go deep into that story and all of 615 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:51,720 Star magazine, I do. I did just put out an edition of 616 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:57,840 Relaxing Tea where I whisper you the problems of millionaires and 617 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,480 we read all about Jlo humiliated. 618 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,600 But I know some of you are not whisper Queens so don't worry 619 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,080 that's behind the paywall. But if you want it, it's at at 620 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:11,080 patreon.com/gears of all time. I do new episodes like every 621 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,440 other week of that. Anyway, there's plenty more non 622 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:20,360 whisper Jlo things going on. I mean one of the pieces was are 623 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:27,400 Leah Remini and Jlo reconciling because supposedly they stopped 624 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,440 being friends a while back. Now this is from Dumois so take 625 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,160 it with a grain of salt, but it says the recent rumors that 626 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:39,920 Leah's inching her way back into Jen's corners are true, but 627 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,840 allegedly a reconciliation is not likely to go anywhere. 628 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,320 Leah's trying to make it seem like she was some kind of 629 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,680 fortune teller about the Ben reunion being doomed and was the 630 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,200 brave friend who said something to Jlo about it and therefore 631 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,400 was iced out. But that's not true. 632 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:02,160 Everyone saw that was doomed. Now things supposedly went S 633 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,200 with Jlo and Leah Leah after they acted in the movie Second 634 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,880 Act. Where Leah supposedly milked it 635 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,680 for all it was worth, constantly posting about her and Jlo being 636 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,600 besties and want the whole wide world to know how fun it was to 637 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:22,240 be them posting bloopers. And it supposedly the coattail 638 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:26,160 writing really turned off Jlo, who is also annoyed about how 639 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,720 Leah made it look at her book that she, you know, put her life 640 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:33,160 in harm's way to protect Jlo and Marc Anthony from being 641 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,320 indoctrinated into Scientology. And the reason why people knew 642 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:41,000 there was maybe a problem with Leah and Jlo is that she was not 643 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,280 at the wedding to Ben. Supposedly Leah has always 644 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,080 oversold the friendship, says the source. 645 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,560 And all of her I told you shows about Ben are not doing her any 646 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,000 favors with Jlo. Don't expect them to be seen 647 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:02,200 getting lunch anytime soon. Now in other Jlo news, someone 648 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,560 finally identified the orange drink that Jlo talks about in 649 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,160 her infamous Vogue 17 view questions, which pissed everyone 650 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,680 off when they said what's your go to Bottega order? 651 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,960 She said ham and cheese on A roll and orange drink. 652 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,280 If you know, you know. And people thought she was lying 653 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,720 and faking and whatever. But I did see a picture of the 654 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,720 orange drink. And as someone who spent many 655 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:29,840 years going to bodegas in New York City, I do recognize it. 656 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:34,400 And people do call it orange drink because it's basically 657 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:39,680 just little small capsule size. I mean, like large capsules, but 658 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,920 sort of circular capsules with tinfoil on the top. 659 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:47,800 And they're, you know, red, orange, purple, purple drying. 660 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,600 So that was real. But honey, someone from JLS past 661 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,280 made a TikTok. I mean, and if it's to be 662 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,240 believed that it is harsh, well, just listen. 663 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,320 It reminds me like when I. Was 16 in the Bronx running up 664 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,920 and down the okay. I truly have left this woman 665 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,640 alone for years. I have just been annoyed in 666 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,880 silence since high school. And guess what? 667 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,400 I'm a Puerto Rican woman from the Bronx who went to the same 668 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,600 high school as you and you're lying. 669 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,160 Also in your high school photo you did not have hair like that 670 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,840 and we also both attended an all girls Catholic High School in an 671 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,960 Irish and Italian neighborhood so you weren't running up and 672 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,920 down the block. You know damn well you were 673 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,080 sitting next to Megan Farley and Christine Marquetti in class. 674 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,920 Why are you lying? Please stop using us to look 675 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,840 human. We are sick of you. 676 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,200 You don't do shit for us. Keep our names out of your 677 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,040 mouth. We're not running up and down 678 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,600 the block. Not all of us do that for kicks. 679 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,320 You're stupid. Stop using us to look human. 680 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,480 Stop using us to look relatable. We don't like you. 681 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,480 That woman does not appreciate Jlo at all. 682 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:15,880 At all. Also, Meghan McCain took a time 683 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,840 to take a say on her new podcast and grab some headlines that 684 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,640 Jennifer Lopez was deeply unpleasant on The View. 685 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:27,200 She was not nice. I mean, she goes in more about, 686 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:31,720 you know, how not nice she was and she had a million people and 687 00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,800 whatever else. I don't really care to listen to 688 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,080 Meghan McCain. Who has been trying to dance on 689 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,120 a little line that I do not enjoy where she's like, I like 690 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,800 gay people, but I'm a Republican and I don't care if your rights 691 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,600 get taken away. Oopsies. 692 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,200 We don't appreciate that. Supposedly, though, Jennifer 693 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:58,280 Lopez had Meghan McCain's TikTok video taken down, the one where 694 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,320 she said she was not her favorite guest to appear on The 695 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,640 View. And you know what that makes me 696 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,720 say go Jlo, you get her. Jlo, get her. 697 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:10,640 Jlo, get her. Naomi Campbell is revealing a 698 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:15,400 huge secret that we could have guessed from 100 miles away, 699 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:22,200 which is that her daughter, her lovely little daughter. 700 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,880 The article is called Naomi Campbell's Embracing Motherhood 701 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:32,720 Regardless of Age. Her Lovely daughter was born via 702 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:36,200 a surrogate. Naomi Campbell is 53. 703 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,120 So what do you think? You think she's going to blow 704 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:43,440 that body out and risk all of the health things that can 705 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,560 happen when you're that age trying to have a baby? 706 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,160 No. No, she had a gestational 707 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,120 carrier. And now I've got it even know 708 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,560 this. She has a son now and the son 709 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,760 was born that way too. She ordered two. 710 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,160 Make it a big a double Big Mac. OK. 711 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,360 I want 2 babies one after another. 712 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,960 They got to be kind of close in age because I'm getting up 713 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:05,200 there. She's 53 and she's looking good. 714 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,320 Though sometimes I feel the filler in Naomi's face is 715 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:12,560 fillering a little too hard. But you know, whatever lover 716 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,680 Glamour. Appreciate her. 717 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,800 Throw a phone at me diva. Yes, get it. 718 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,480 Remember when she threw the phone and then she was sentenced 719 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,520 to community service and everyday to community service. 720 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:32,600 She showed up in a crazy couture outfit that was then shot for as 721 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,640 she walked up by West magazine. I mean talk about turning it 722 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,200 cut. Yes, yes. 723 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,160 So congratulations to her with her. 724 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,200 I bet those children are very beautiful. 725 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,360 I bet she chose very beautiful man sperm. 726 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,640 So we're, you know, legendary beauty honey. 727 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:07,680 Azalea Banks is on a mega rant. She is reading Charlie XX. 728 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:14,600 Girl you like 45 years old and you trying to do this baby voice 729 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:20,320 like girl you need some local training them soft pallets that 730 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,160 you keep goes together. You sound like a fucking duck. 731 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,520 You sound like a duck and this lie about these club kids that 732 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,160 fucking launched your career. No, you are a dirty goodwill 733 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:41,280 fucking T-shirt fucking dusty sneaker wearing bitch when I 734 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:51,320 fill you out on my own time to the mermaid bowl game. 8:00 Kids 735 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,040 like no club kids launched their fucking career. 736 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,680 She's talking about Charlie XX, by the way. 737 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,520 Lying. So I'm lying and these songs are 738 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,800 terrible. These lyrics are horrible. 739 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,000 And I mean like for your album roll out. 740 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,560 OK, so like you surrounded by all these guys, not, not, not 741 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,360 one of these guys pulled out a fucking can of gel and a comb 742 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,640 and a something and just something special with your 743 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:18,640 hair, girl, That's all you gave us. 744 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,240 But God had my give me absolutely nothing. 745 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:29,160 Absolutely no fuck nothing. This album is fucking garbage, 746 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,320 just like a lot of your music is fucking garbage. 747 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:39,760 OK, just do that, I don't care. Then you scoop it 'cause you get 748 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:46,160 that song away. That is your song I don't think 749 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,480 you'll ever like, just like I, I, I don't like. 750 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,880 You have like just no nuance. You shouldn't given the song to 751 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,600 Icona Pop. You've been out here grinding 752 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,880 forever and you're still not a icon bitch. 753 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,320 Oh bitch, oh bitch. I mean, it goes on for quite a 754 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,640 long time. She reads Grimes, she says 755 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:11,120 Grimes on math to. To just shit on you the way he 756 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:19,680 been shitting on you like you got played ho bits wings of a 757 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,000 butterfly. What? 758 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:35,160 Oh my God, Oh my God, you are dead trash. 759 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,760 You need to go back to the UK and find yourself for the like 760 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:44,400 white man and like just for five years old white man and get some 761 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:49,280 glamour and just like go give like you know, go go go go give 762 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,000 like bond tree and shit like that. 763 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,480 We ho is not for you. Shout out to We Ho. 764 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:59,240 She reads Lorde, says she's boring, and then she reads Doji. 765 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,920 And guess what, don't you? You don't awaken the you don't 766 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,640 awaken the beast. Yeah, my friend. 767 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,080 Yeah, my, my friend. Don't know what they got. 768 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:31,360 We got the clearance. Girl, girl, girl, girl you, you, 769 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:35,640 you, you shit girl. Where is there whatever, 770 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:40,440 whatever comes like we born like trying to put you up to any 771 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:45,280 happening. You need to focus on solidifying 772 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,440 yourself. You need to you need to focus on 773 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:53,320 making your mark. OK, 'cause the the the real way 774 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,440 like like know if you really had it in here? 775 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,680 Have you really had it up in here and you really have some 776 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:06,400 like like some sense? Don't do an Azealia Banks 777 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,480 tribute act. Ouch. 778 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:12,680 Terrible at it and look dirty in the video. 779 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,400 Ouch. What? 780 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,880 Was that lighting in the video? OK, let's see your fucking 781 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:23,160 facial features. Don't be a tribute act, OK? 782 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:29,960 Don't you? Because I promise you, you 783 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,240 could. You could keep trying, trying, 784 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:35,360 trying, trying, trying. But as soon as you don't get the 785 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:41,320 job done and TDE get rid of your ass and you ain't got no leg to 786 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,480 stand on, it's gonna be overfilled. 787 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,880 It's already overfilled because you've come out. 788 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:55,280 And don't be the dumb bitch to try and like say something when 789 00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:00,760 are like when sign you with like purple with with with the like. 790 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:05,200 This is the the specific purpose to try and come for us in your 791 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:09,680 things and say something. Well, God gives me you getting 792 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,400 in touch. I don't know what damn fucking 793 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:20,800 like Doji ward or any First off, why would you make yourself Doji 794 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:28,480 like in a fucking world where don't you cat rain scream girl 795 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:36,320 you already like you know it's done, it's done, it's done. 796 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,920 Oh, whole baby. I mean, you know, obviously 797 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,200 Dochia said she loves Azalea Banks and was obviously 798 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,160 influenced by her because Dochi is young. 799 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,040 So I mean, when Azalea came out like 10 years ago, Dochi was 800 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,480 like a teenager, young teenager probably. 801 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,000 So now, honey, I don't know what, I don't know exactly what 802 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:01,120 Dochi did to get the Wrath, but she got it anyway. 803 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,280 I saw Dochi at the Pride two weeks ago and she slayed. 804 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,480 She sounded so good. You know I looked at the 805 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:12,560 comments for this YouTube video and of course it was crunk that 806 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,000 sent me this video. He said I know you'll lack when 807 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,600 it's a Yale banks rants and I do even if it's not something I 808 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,640 agree with. The comments are all like I wish 809 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,760 you would just keep start making music again and quit reading 810 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:32,080 everyone for filth And I I also agree like I want more as Ellie 811 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,960 Banks music because she's so fucking talented and though I 812 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,160 get amused at her reading everyone for filth. 813 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,960 I mean it kind of seems to be taking no one will work with her 814 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,960 because they don't want her to turn on them. 815 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,800 I mean she was supposed to do a thing with Beyoncé, supposed to 816 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,720 do a thing with Lady Gaga. None of these people will take a 817 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,920 chance because, you know, I've worked with people like that 818 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,440 before where you give them a chance and then they kind of are 819 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,720 like, you know, Sublimb shading you or outright shading you. 820 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,040 After all you did was try to give them a chance. 821 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,640 So Azalea, come on now, come on now, Azalea. 822 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,160 I mean, new Bottega should have been #1 around the world. 823 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:27,240 Such a fucking good song. I. 824 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:37,480 Guess we'll leave it there. If you enjoyed today's show, do 825 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,160 the thing that I keep saying to do, which is leave me a nice 826 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,440 rating. I think about 179 ratings. 827 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:47,680 Love to get to 200. That's only 21 more. 828 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,320 Just write something nice or just hit five stars, hit 829 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:56,080 whatever, write whatever you want, but write something that 830 00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,520 would be nice or play this play this episode in the car for a 831 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,240 friend. How about that? 832 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,480 And they'll be like, this is such a great show. 833 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,560 You'll be like, Oh my God, there's so much more to listen 834 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:07,560 to. Years worth. 835 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,800 And then go on the Patreon. You know, you just do it all. 836 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,040 But that that's your job. That's your job. 837 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,640 My job is trying to make this fun. 838 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,360 Your job is to help spread the word, sweetie. 839 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:23,760 Spread the gay faggotry around, infect their ears with faggotry. 840 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,760 And if you want to fix your ears with more faggotry, every week, 841 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,240 multiple times a week, I'm doing podcast behind the paywall where 842 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:34,400 I am completely uncensored about my own personal business, other 843 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:38,000 people's business, the business of SARS, and so much more at 844 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,840 patreon.com/gayest of all time. Hope I'll see you at Drag Con. 845 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,480 I am doing live interviews on the floor of Drag Con. 846 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,520 They're building the SAT cameras, lights, cameras, 847 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,160 action. It was just in Los Angeles 848 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,320 magazine. Very glamorous. 849 00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:01,800 Jimbo will be with me. Ketamine envy, Peru, sweet tea, 850 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,760 Lolita, banana che coulet, forgetting anyone. 851 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:11,960 I mean stars stars stars stars. So come see me at Dracon and 852 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:16,840 then I will be doing photos with people for free because I'm that 853 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:21,040 kind of bitch with me and you on the hate Queens hats you can 854 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:26,360 pose with me on the side. So I hope I'll see you there and 855 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,320 in the meantime, hope you have a real faggy fucking week and I'll 856 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,840 see you next week on gay ass fuck. 857 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:32,960 Bye baby. I'm. 858 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,360 Gonna paint my whips maraschino 'cause I'm a fucking legend. 859 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,360 Fucking legend. Fucking legend. 860 00:55:37,400 --> 00:56:15,880 Fucking legend. The 861 00:56:27,320 --> 00:57:07,800 the Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell 862 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:42,280 me the I 863 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,520 the. The. 864 00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:38,360 The the.