It's a Kiki with John and Nick G Gonna spill all that tea, all my
LGBTS. You're in love cause.
Johnny McGovern is gay ass fuck. Hello everyone and welcome to
Gay Ass Fuck. I'm your host Mr. Jonty
Mcgoverness, he who is baby. I was looking at the cover of
U.S. magazine and there was a blast from the past on the cover
and it was Sandra Lee. From heartache to happiness,
Sandra Lee sits down exclusively with us to share how she rebuilt
her life after a public breakup and health scare.
Now do you all remember Sandra Lee?
Now the reason why I remember Sandra Lee is because she had
she had the show Semi Homemade where she bought a bunch of shit
from the store, smashed them together, stuck gummy worms in
them and made weird recipes out of them.
And the clips of her and these terrible recipes have been
making the rounds on TikTok and people are once again obsessed
with her and these terrible recipes.
And it occurred to me that girl, you know who was there front row
at the Sandra Lee show? That was Miss Eric Couture
aviance. Yes, my good sis Miss Eric
Couture Aviance and Miss Linda James both worked in the prop
styling department on season one and two of Sandra Lee's Semi
Homemade. Erica was there for the Kwanzaa
cake. Honey, she was there for all of
it. And this week on the Patreon she
is going to be to spilling the tea.
I said you know what we've never actually talked about in detail
your experience with Sandra Lee now looking back at it.
So honey, we are getting in and she is telling all the stories
from Semi homemade on the set. It is fun.
Here's a little taste of that. Well please describe what what
kind of shit she was making on the shows that you were on.
Oh my gosh, they well, here's the Tia is like they're and
there's another room besides the kitchen where all of the stuff
is actually made and like the final products are put together
and like brought back in to make it look like she made it and
make it look like all nice and professional looking.
And the entire time it was just, it was so hilarious to be back
because it was just a bunch of everyone was like speaking in
hushed tones, talking the most shit about everything that was
happening because like this is an these are like there was an
actual chef who was hired to make these recipes and it was a
woman. I wish I could remember her
name. I can't, but it was so funny.
Every time we went in there, she was just like cursing under her
breath and trying to figure out how she was going to make these
awful things look presentable. And then like, we would go back
and taste things and everybody would just be like.
Wow. It was just the entire staff
talking mad shit about. How horrible.
All of these things are like, I can't believe they're doing
this. I can't believe they're making
this show. I can't believe that.
Also on the Patreon, we did a deep dive into the delight that
is Jules LeBron. Very demure, very mindful.
She's not like those other girls.
She has only her chichi's out, not her Cho chos.
Never before have I seen somebody rocket to stardom so
fast. She even was on Jimmy Kimmel
Live hosted by RuPaul. What a delight.
Jules, how am I doing so far? Very demure, very mindful.
Tell me what was going on when you recorded that TikTok.
Well, apparently the trauma that comes from working a retail job
gets enough to you that you start saying demure on the
Internet. Where?
Where do you work? Can you say?
Oh, is that Mariano's grocery store in Illinois?
Very cutesy, very demure. What does demure mean to you?
I feel like demure is like a mindset.
I used to be crazy and out of control and then I found some
demurity and along with that came success.
Demurity. Demurrity is my purity.
How demure, how cutesy conversations of the vocabulary
coming into vogue, people's thoughts on it, every fucking
celebrity doing it, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Daley.
I mean, just like the good, the kids from Beetlejuice.
I mean, just everybody. Everybody was doing it, though
Jewel said. That the Jennifer Lopez one.
Just the one that blew her mind the most.
Now, Jules, a lot of celebrities have done the demure videos,
including myself. Who was the most surprising to
you? I think Jlo because she finally
revealed what that orange drink from the block was.
What was it? Demure.
Yeah, and if you want to hear more, sweetie, you know what to
do, Go over to the patreonpatreon.com/gist of all
time. The orange drink thing is
relating to Jlo's very demure TikTok where she drank from a
bottle of Orange de Leon, which is her alcohol brand.
So of course Jlo didn't do it for fun.
Honey. Jlo did it for calculation, OK?
She did it to promote her liquor in a very country pair of
glasses being like, I'm tan and I'm getting a divorce.
I mean, we're going to talk be talking about this because
there's a lot going on with Jlo and all your other favorite
stars this week, girl, Jlo and Ben finally, they're really
getting a divorce. Jlo, we're sorry that's all
happening. Alexander Skarsgard's playing a
kinky biker. New queer romance Is Naomi
Campbell a yacht girl? Madam?
Is Troy Sivan feuding with Omar Apollo, And we can't forget the
Olympic athlete who caught trying to buy coke at the club.
Oops. Maybe there's more.
Let's get into it. Get into it.
Into it. Get.
Into it. Get into.
It Jlo and Ben, I mean, look, everyone's going to be talking
about everything to do with Jlo and Ben, so how much more do we
have to say it? But I mean, The thing is, Jlo
filed for divorce without a lawyer.
So what does that mean? What does it mean?
They say? Well, they say it means that
there's not going to be a fight. She's saying I'm just a girl.
I'm just a woman standing in front of a man asking for the
divorce. I'm going to the City Hall
myself. I'm a simple woman.
I remember I took a coach flight everyone right after things
started to get rocky. I'm very relatable.
I'm Jennifer Lopez, but I'm still super relatable.
Just went out to City Hall myself.
No lawyer to file for divorce. So I mean, this poor woman and
that poor man that's, I mean, oh God, two years of marriage, they
fight. It just wasn't working.
He was too. He was too much of A grump.
She loved the limelight too much.
Did they she? They must have just magic,
power, pussy and Dick attraction for each other.
That made them blind to the fact that he still didn't like to go
on the red carpet. And she was ready for him to be
her muse. And that was another thing is
that Ben there was some news story said Ben Affleck was not
prepared to be Jennifer Lopez muse.
When they got into the relationship.
He didn't realize she was going to she was going to be giving
their love. Never forget giving their secret
love letters that they wrote to each other and saved in a book
that they called, which would have been cute if it was just
between us, just between them. The greatest love story never
told. But then she had to let us in on
it. And then it became cringe worthy
and everyone, everyone rejected it roundly.
And then when the songwriters relaxed, we called him Golden
Tongue Band. And Ben Affleck seemed just
like, so horrified that she had given the love letters.
Like, you knew things were going in a rough spot.
But then they must have that magic pussy, Magic Dick, magic
pussy, Magic Dick. They must fuck real good because
they don't. They're not a match.
Like it's not a match. Of course, all the tabloids are
like, Jennifer Garner's there for Ben.
Jennifer Garner's married. Jennifer Garner is a woman who
talk about a woman with real patience.
Jennifer Garner, I believe. What was Ben Affleck up to
before Jennifer Lopez filed? Actually, Ben and Jen Garner
were just dropping off Violet at college.
She's going to Yale in New Haven, CT and they just arrived
back in Los Angeles. So I mean, they're going through
this. What your kids going away to
college, you're divorcing Jennifer Lopez.
That is a that's a busy summer. I mean, now Another Life and
Style actually says the split turns nasty.
Don't they always? I mean, how does it turn nasty?
Well, they're getting a divorce, so that's but that's about as
nasty as it's going to get, sweetie.
Apparently Jennifer was just done waiting as I looked through
many different articles. Waiting for what?
For him to show interest in our marriage.
Just a regular woman. Her Jennifer Lopez is just out
like I've quit the tour and I'm just going shopping.
Looks have been great. I mean, I'm looking at her
Karen. She's carrying all the Birkins
here. She's also wearing like a big a
big cozy sweater, sunglasses, big cozy jeans and like
Timberland lady type boots. Like I like that coming out of a
Park Ave. Honeywell.
At least Jennifer Lopez children enjoy her because the final blow
for Brad. This is brutal.
Brad's. I mean, what?
Brad Pitt must have really been kind of an asshole during the
end of the whole Jolie Pitt saga because every single kid I
believe has dumped the pit off their Jolie Pitt name.
And I think the final straw was, I believe even Shiloh.
Even Shiloh has said she doesn't want to be a pet anymore and
taking the name out now. Remember in 2022 Angelina
alleged that a drunken bred assaulted her and verbally
abused her and to their children during a trip on a private
plane. This private plane is making me
so bad. This luxury is too much Maddox.
That's why Maddox hates Brad and the hate has spread to all the
kids. Everybody hates Brad now.
Even his supposedly the Shiloh connection has weakened over
time. Or has Mommy been poisoning
them? Either way, none of the kids
want to be pit anymore. That's Ouch, Ouch, Ouch.
Bad dad, bad dad. What are you going to do?
OK, look, now you know, normally I would love to have gay roles
played by gay actors. And the exception to the rule is
when I want gay roles to be played by straight actors who I
wanna see naked doing gay stuff. And that falls into the category
of this movie supposedly start, well, not supposedly starring
Alexander Skarsgard. It's just he well, the headline
reads in Variety. Harry Melling to play Alexander
Skarsgard submissive in kinky queer romance Fillion from
Element Pictures. Launching in Con Pillion follows
Colin Melling, a weedy wallflower living life passing
by that ensues. That is until Ray Skarsgard, the
impossibly handsome leader of a motorbike club, takes him as his
submissive. Ray of Roots Collins from his
dreary suburban life, introducing him to a community
of kinky queer bikers and taking all sorts of virginities along
the way. But as Collins steps deeper to
raise world of rules and mysteries, he begins to question
whether the life of the 24/7 submissive is for him.
Has he found his calling or simply swapped one form of
suffocation to another? No, it has not filmed yet, but
baby, that sounds good. I mean, that's a movie I would
like to see, OK, I do want to see Alexander Skarsgard being
all sexy as a queer biker doing all sorts of nasty gay faggot
shit. Doing faggot shit, you know what
I mean? Like some real Dick sucking ass
fucking type of stuff. OK, you know what I mean?
I know you know what I mean. We'll look forward to that in,
what, two years or whatever. OK, here's an interesting blind
item that's not a blind item at all.
You know, remember, OK, this falls into the category of the
numerous blind items that say Bradley Cooper is gay, OK?
And there's lots of them. There's lots of them.
And in this one, it's a story about his ex-wife, Jennifer
Esposito, who supposedly was planning to out him but I guess
did not because he has a complete plan, public relations
plan in ready and suspension for if ever that happens.
This a list mostly movie actor is one step ahead of his ex
trying to out him. He's doing a full tabloid push
to remind everyone just how heterosexual he is.
And again, this is allegedly, as they say, Bradley Cooper and
Jennifer Esposito. And the related headline says
all about Bradley Cooper's whirlwind marriage to Jennifer
Esposito. And when people commented on
pictures of Bradley and Lady Gaga snuggled up during the
Oscars and people tweeted, is there any chance these two
aren't fucking? Jennifer Esposito commented.
Ha, interesting. Very interesting, though.
Look, Sam Pancake worked on Kitchen Confidential with
Bradley Cooper and I said, is he gay?
Secretly gay? And he said no.
So that's just from his trusted source.
But I prefer the rumors that he is gay.
That's more interesting to me. I want everyone's gay.
Guess what, surprise, Everyone's gay.
We put something in the water, you're all gay.
That's it. Hey, guess what, gay?
Now you don't like it? Too bad, bro.
I know. Now you don't even like lady
areas. Nope.
The only thing you want to look at is man stuff.
Man areas. Glue your eyeballs on the Wang
Dang and that thing Zac Posen's Gap is hitting at honey.
Now. You know, Zac Posen took over as
the creative director for Gap and Old Navy, I believe.
And of course, he's been doing a lot of actually interesting
things. First thing he did was like he
did like this white shirt dress. I mean, of course, if you're
doing the Gap, they always do some kind of white, fancy white
shirt dress. But he threw it on some
influencers, I forget who. What lady.
Lot of fancy, fancy influencer ladies.
One big star award. I can't remember exactly who,
but that was one step. And now he is doing he has a
whole new campaign coming out for Old Navy and baby, I'm in
using love sensation. People are dancing at all denim
Lowly. The Holloway is singing Swing by
your Navy, baby, Go for it. Why not?
And then for Gap, there's this
whole campaign with Troy Sivan where he's dancing and
everybody's wearing jeans. I mean, Zac Posen, I'd say
you're doing a good job being creative director for these
brands, getting them out there. Will you work it out, faggot?
Never forget Tim Gunn thinks that Zac Posen is trash and is a
horrible person. And he hated pretty much all the
judges on Project Runway because he thought they were Snooty
uppity bitches. He didn't really care about
clothing and only were thirst buckets.
Yeah, that's true. If you want to hear more about
that, doing a special on Patreon called The Revenge of Tim Gunn
where we talk about all the nasty things he said, all the
cunt things he said about the people on Project Runway.
Anyway, good on you. Good on you, Zach.
God, I was just like scrolling Instagram and I'm staring at
this man, a perfect body, like 20 pack jock with the cum
gutters of life and the beautiful eyes and perfectly
rounded muscles and quads and grey sweatpants.
And I said Oh my God, is that a person or AI?
And I still cannot tell. No, it's a it's AI.
It's AI. No, is it AI?
It even the comment section doesn't know whether it's AII
think it's AI because who could have that body?
Let me tell you, jeez, I mean the robots are winning.
Have you seen the account called artificial slash under score?
Artificial under score, male under score pits.
OK artificial male pits. And it is it is a Instagram
account of AI generated jocks and their sporty pits.
Let me tell you, this AI is a nasty slut who knows exactly
what we like. It's very erotic, very erotic.
Artificial male pets. The the robots are winning.
Oh, OK, yes, I once I click this handsome man, I saw that it was
a Idonis models, AI generated male models thought we're going
to follow. We're going to follow because
I've got to say these AI generated male fake males are
very, very attractive. I mean the delicate beauty.
I mean, some are more clearly like a robot than others, but
some this this AI is kind of like a slut, like a fetishy body
queen slut. He knows this AI knows what
we're looking for in a erotic low slung jock wearing low slung
grey sweatpants. Wow, the AI is really, I mean
the titties on this AII mean wow wow, wow.
I'm going down a fucking rabbit hole of these AI men and Are you
ready to have more body dysmorphia?
New generation of gays? Well, welcome to fake bodies are
in your eyeballs. Now.
You won't be able to have a perfect body like the people in
real life, but you'll actually never be able to achieve the
body like the AI models. That's going to be a thing.
MTV true life. I wanted to be an AI model.
I mean, there are people that look like this, obviously, but
wow, the AI knows what to do. I'm just gonna.
I'm following them all. Following all the fake AI
models. Great.
OK, here's a funny story. This is a blind item about Naomi
Gamble. OK, that Naomi Campbell's
allegedly the Madam of yacht girls.
And this is allegedly how she treats her yacht girls.
And then there's a related article where is they mention
like who she's like yachting around with.
And that guy that she's yachting around with is Mohamed El Turki,
who we have recently heard about because it's the same man who be
inviting Zac Efron on his yacht. And there are then, of course,
the stupid rumors that are like, Zac Efron made more money being
a yacht boy than being a movie star.
Like, honey, Zac Efron is not a male prostitute, though.
That is such a titillating thought.
Very titillating. I think it's more that, like,
Zac likes to party and Muhammad probably, like, loves to party
and give him whatever he wants, if you know what I mean.
I mean, Can you imagine? I can imagine so I bet Mohammed.
Like Zach, you come on. Come on, Zach.
We go to party. Naomi will be there, going to
get the other yacht girls. Do whatever, suck a Dick.
It's asshole you can do whatever out at sea.
OK, so then anyway this is he's related in this with story about
Naomi. This foreign born permit a list
model terrorized one woman who decided she would rather not be
a yachter after all. And the related headline reads.
Naomi flaunts her tone figure in a tiny red bikini and she has
joined bikini clad Elsa Gomez, 34, and Michelle Rodriguez, 45,
on the beach in Ibiza. Michelle is also mentioned in
the blind items about yachting and Mohammed Al Turki is a film
producer. I guess film producer.
I love the idea that Naomi Campbell is the mean Madam of
yacht girls. Girls get on the yacht.
What do I want? Study behavior, girls.
But classy, Classy. That's not how people say it.
Girls. We're going to do with class
girls you're part of. We are one of Naomi's girls now.
Mohammed, call the girls up for dinner.
What are we having for dinner? Birth control pills?
Girls, what are you having for dinner?
It's a RuPaul Tic Tac lunch. All right, You might be doing
anal, girls. And then some girl said I don't
want to be a yacht girl. And Naomi went after and said
you're going to be a fucking yacht girl.
If you like it or not, love it, get get her.
Naomi, have you seen Madonna's face lately?
It looks fucking great. I mean fucking great.
Looks great. There was like footage of her
for her from her birthday and baby, this is look, we should
have just waited the one year. I know you didn't want to wait,
but had you just hidden for the year and come out looking like
this, I just feel like it would have been better.
But what do you care? You just played for 2 million
people or something in Brazil. God bless.
I just want to say that I think Madonna's face is now looking
good. It's looking more normal.
It's looking like her face, and I love that for her.
She's looking pretty, honey, she's looking pretty.
She's 66. Way to go.
You're a raver girl.
You're a Chattanooga Choo Choo. You're a youthful tiny girl.
I've got a show on the Disney Channel.
I'm Madonna. Nick.
I'm a Nickelodeon girl. My name is Madonna.
Oh, yes. Hello, everyone.
I'm best friends with my youthful young girlfriend,
Addison Ray. Hey, I'm feeling pretty
skippity. You'll be captain.
Go ahead Madonna, just go ahead. Look good, look good.
There was kind of a county and fabulous piece on Janet Jackson.
She just announced her residency in Vegas at the all Resorts
World. She's going to do a residency.
If I could get up close tickets, I would like to go.
But I went and saw her once far away.
And, you know, you know, my feelings aren't far away.
I'd rather not go. But there was an interesting
little thing about Janet. Is that an interesting fact that
Janet doubled her net worth after she got divorced from
billionaire Wassam El Mana. OK.
You remember when she married Wassam?
He was kind of lean, kind of handsome.
He wore all black. He was a billionaire.
And baby, she got the money, OK, she got the baby.
She was already worth $175,000,000 when she got
married, Honey, she managed to double that because the guy that
she married, he runs the operations that set up things
like McDonald's, Hermes, the NBA store in Dubai and the Middle
East. So that is, he's rich.
And remember, Janet got very modest and even when she went on
tour, she was wearing stuff up at her neck.
She wasn't doing a sexy style. Apparently what was in her
prenup was if she stayed married five years, she got 100 million,
and if she had a baby, she had another 100 million and baby.
She stayed married for the five years and she had a baby.
So that was 200 million that she got
from that divorce. I mean, wow, wow, we well
played. I wonder how old that baby is by
now. Interesting.
What about the damn Aussie Olympian Tom Craig who?
Poor guy was arrested and released without charge after
trying to purchase cocaine in Paris.
What a downer. Oh my God, does what has
occurred over the past. 24 hours.
I made a terrible mistake. I take full responsibility for
my actions. My actions are my.
Own and by no way reflect the. Values of my family, my
teammates. My friends, my sport and.
The Australian Olympic team, I embarrassed you all.
I'm truly sorry. I am here obviously
disappointed. Very disappointed the.
Arrest of. Tom Craig Tom Craig, you fucking
it up. No convictions, no warnings from
perfect judge rather. Be here talking about the three
gold medals that we have. Won today, but now someone
needed to do a fucking bump. I'm glad.
That the matter has been resolved and that Tom has been
released. He received a warning, no
charges and no conviction. No charges.
What Tom has done. He wanted to have a bump.
He's a. Good person.
Who likes to have fun and was trying to blow out some fucking
stain. Our team has been exemplary at
these games. They never get caught doing
cocaine. The.
Values of this team, nor do they diminish this team's
performances. We smoke weed, we don't do coke
normally. Sharon Remorse and he has owned
up to his mistake. He's only going to do booty
bumps from now on. What the fuck?
Are you I'm the brat when I'm bumping that no one want to hit
my truck? Are you bumping that till the
windows crack? Are you bumping that no one?
Never go home, don't sleep, don't eat.
What a fucking downer who narked that poor guy out.
Come on Paris, he's a field hockey player.
He was out in Paris with the rest of the Kookaburras.
It's our understanding that Tom was acting alone and the only
events that brought the players or him to the players attention
was indeed him being arrested. You know what Craig didn't do?
Rat out the rest of the team who also wanted to do some fucking
bumps. So two guys got arrested, the
drug dealer and him. So they were in some kind of
they were somewhere where the cops were watching.
Damn, he just wanted to have a little fun after training so
hard for the Olympics and they had to arrest them.
Then he had to go into a shame spiral.
Now he probably has to never do drugs again.
Wow, sucks bro. You guys couldn't just let him
have a couple fun bumps and then let him go back to being a
fucking hockey guy? Jeez.
Jeez, folks, how humiliating. No.
One never go pando seat, don't eat just when I'm in the club,
young 365 party girl. Should we do a little key?
Should we have a little one to go real well when I'm meeting
you in the bathroom with you? Troy Siobhan has that new Gap
commercial where he's dancing. He's going on tour with Charlie
XCX for the Sweat tour. Again, if I can go front row, I
would like to see that tour. But anything beyond front row,
forget it. And I'm not paying $5000 for
that. But I will watch all the clips.
And another gay singer wants us all to know he is not feuding
with Troy Siobhan. That is Omar Apollo.
Now, have you ever gotten into Omar Apollo?
I was. Look, you know, I love gay shit.
So when I hear there's a new gay singer, new gay whatever.
And remember, there were rumors that Omar Apollo was getting
with Shawn Mendes, turning his ass out, his good boy ass out,
working his little pink hole. But we don't know whether that
was true or not. But he he's a gay and he wanted
everyone to know an out magazine by right when they've talked
about his ex post reset. The fact that y'all think I have
beef with choice of honest Hilarious.
He met my dad and I met his mom with the last show we played
together. A very sweet woman.
I get it though, negativity is appealing.
I expect nothing less on this app lol.
He's always been a great friend huh?
He showed you everyone else. He's cute, he's sexy.
Troy Salon's really the gay male pop star we've never had before,
but we're very interested to see what he does.
But I mean, that tour with the Dick sucking micro Dick
microphone, Dick suck moves and all the humping.
A+ round of applause. A round of applause.
Do you all ever see the episode of Sesame Street that has the
motherfucking Wicked Witch from Wizard of Oz, the real Wicked
Witch, where Margaret Hamilton reprised her role from 40 years
earlier as the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz on damn Sesame
Street? And here's the thing, the
episode was only aired one time because all the fucking dumbs
all across the US and Canada called their local TV stations
to complain that it was too frightening for children.
The actual footage of the episode was considered lost and
never to be found, but luckily somehow in July 2022 episode 847
mysteriously appeared online. I mean and supposedly there is a
30 minute documentary on YouTube explaining the full story and I
am definitely going to watch that.
But I mean listen to listen. I know I'm not in Oz anymore.
I must be over the lady go. Somewhere.
Well, the sooner I can get out of here the better.
I like it. You can't have the Oh, I forgot.
I can't so much as lay a finger on that room as long as somebody
else is holding on to it. That's not fair, I said.
I turn around. But you was there.
A witch, a wicked witch was standing.
You made all kinds of faces. David.
What is this, some kind of a game?
No, bitch, it's the witch. You know something?
You. Have got to be the most
beautiful person I have ever seen.
Oh, keep still. Oscar Grouch and the witch,
please. Let.
Me hold. The.
Room ceremony. And then I can pick it out of
myself. She's dressed as a regular lady,
but no, it's a witch. I've never.
Been so glad to get rid of somebody in my.
Whole life, even Big Bird was there.
Wow. Wow honey, I need to watch that
documentary. But it's just so weird that like
the witch, she came back to play the fucking wicked witch in the
wicked witch. Get up with the green makeup 40
years later, honey. God bless.
The early 80s was an interesting time.
And last but not least, I mean like RIP.
The Richard Simmons cause of death was revealed and
apparently it was 'cause he was only 76 and it was caused by a
mix of complications from recent falls and heart disease.
Oh my God, 76 is young to die. I think Tony had a fall on my
birthday on July 12th. No foul play was suspected.
Well, RIP God, don't. Once you get old, do not fall.
Do not Only once. My grandmother, she was 99 1/2.
She was clear as day baby. She had one bad fall and then
the end was nigh. She turned on and written.
She pretty much was gone after that, but honey, she kept it
going. She as long as you don't have a
bad fall, you're good. Once you got that bad fall, your
old body, some of that just cannot take it.
So put mattresses on the floor if you're one of my old
listeners. Being at your 50.
Year old mattress Queen Elizabeth said Trump was very
rude and had an arrangement with Melania.
I mean, what? Oh, it's from some new book.
I love when we hear the shade from the Queen.
You know what I'm saying? He's very rude.
He must have some sort of arrangement with Melania.
I dislike his habit of looking over her shoulder as if in
search of others. More interesting, we originated
the language and the book is entitled A Voyage Round the
Queen. And of course that is the new
the headline in Daily Mail. Queen said Trump was very rude
and I'm sure he was. Can I just say once again,
before we wrap, Ozempic or not, Christina Aguilera is serving.
She looks so good. She looks so young.
She's definitely taking the fucking death becomes her
potion. She's aging backwards and I'm
here for it. I'm not a Christina Stan.
I mean, I've enjoying all her music and stuff, but you know, I
think her, she really peaked with the Back to Basics album
for me. It's a basic back to basics
album for me. And once you know, I'm
beautiful. It's not.
It's not for me. But all this you bit up.
And do but do but no. I like all that.
I like that a lot. And you need the bottle, of
course. I mean, we love early pop and
even I look forward to Bionic. When it came out, remember that
it was such a huge bomb. That was when Perez Hilton was
like, she's the loser, she's horrible.
Flop Tina. That's what they called her.
Flop Tina. He really killed her.
He got her. He got her, but who's getting
revenge? She looks so good.
You better work. All right everyone, I hope you
enjoyed today's show. If you liked it, why don't you
write a 5 star motherfucking review on iTunes?
Go over there and we're almost creeping, scraping our way to
200, but it's slow, it's a death crawl.
Is that the vibe we need to be doing?
No, girls. Come on girls.
Let's go girls. Let's get our little high socks
on and our Mary Jane's and let's pump on down to the iTunes
review section and leave a nice lovely little review.
And if you want to hear more about our takes on Jules, LeBron
and Charlie Xex, on the new Alien movie, on behind the
scenes stories with Sandra Lee, and on Semi Homemades and Baby,
you need to go over to patreon.com/gears of all time.
That's where I'm at. Anyway, hope you had fun today.
I love hanging and I'll see you on the next episode of Gary as
Fuck. Bye baby.
Pick it up for me. Call it.
Let me show them all about the western on me.
Give it up if you fall on me. Give it up for your second.
Hey, little Mama, with that tight dress on.
I got a small proposition for you.
You look kind of sexy. Got it going on.
Here's what I want you to do. Here's what I want you to do.
Come a little closer, let me see that.
Don't let me slide this number to you.
You can catch me in the streets with my blue cat geeks on and
watch your tail of smoking blush with my crew.
Hi, baby. Are you there?
Yeah, I'm here. No, you didn't wake me up.
Don't worry, I was up. I'm really sleepy, though.
I was up all night thanks to you.
Yeah. I miss you so much.
It's. 6:00 in the morning we still go went strong and we ran
out of weed at about two. No.
Must be the music. Got these gangsters going.
Must. Be the.
Trying to play the smoke down on you.
Call me, give it up. If you falling, call me.
Give it up for yourself, baby. Pick it up.
It's me calling happy. Show them all out the West.
Hey, hey, baby.
Yeah.