1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:13,800 It's a Kiki with John and Nick G Gonna spill all that tea, all my 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,680 LGBTS. You're in love cause. 3 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:30,880 Johnny McGovern is gay ass fuck. Hello everyone and welcome to 4 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,960 Gay Ass Fuck. I'm your host Mr. Jonty 5 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:41,760 Mcgoverness, he who is baby. I was looking at the cover of 6 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:47,080 U.S. magazine and there was a blast from the past on the cover 7 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:52,400 and it was Sandra Lee. From heartache to happiness, 8 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,800 Sandra Lee sits down exclusively with us to share how she rebuilt 9 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,880 her life after a public breakup and health scare. 10 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,280 Now do you all remember Sandra Lee? 11 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,040 Now the reason why I remember Sandra Lee is because she had 12 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,360 she had the show Semi Homemade where she bought a bunch of shit 13 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,440 from the store, smashed them together, stuck gummy worms in 14 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,920 them and made weird recipes out of them. 15 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,160 And the clips of her and these terrible recipes have been 16 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:25,040 making the rounds on TikTok and people are once again obsessed 17 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,800 with her and these terrible recipes. 18 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:36,280 And it occurred to me that girl, you know who was there front row 19 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:42,160 at the Sandra Lee show? That was Miss Eric Couture 20 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,320 aviance. Yes, my good sis Miss Eric 21 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:49,880 Couture Aviance and Miss Linda James both worked in the prop 22 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:55,440 styling department on season one and two of Sandra Lee's Semi 23 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,880 Homemade. Erica was there for the Kwanzaa 24 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,760 cake. Honey, she was there for all of 25 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,640 it. And this week on the Patreon she 26 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,120 is going to be to spilling the tea. 27 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,440 I said you know what we've never actually talked about in detail 28 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,720 your experience with Sandra Lee now looking back at it. 29 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,760 So honey, we are getting in and she is telling all the stories 30 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,880 from Semi homemade on the set. It is fun. 31 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,080 Here's a little taste of that. Well please describe what what 32 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,280 kind of shit she was making on the shows that you were on. 33 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:35,240 Oh my gosh, they well, here's the Tia is like they're and 34 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,960 there's another room besides the kitchen where all of the stuff 35 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,640 is actually made and like the final products are put together 36 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:47,040 and like brought back in to make it look like she made it and 37 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,560 make it look like all nice and professional looking. 38 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:55,520 And the entire time it was just, it was so hilarious to be back 39 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,440 because it was just a bunch of everyone was like speaking in 40 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:02,880 hushed tones, talking the most shit about everything that was 41 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,080 happening because like this is an these are like there was an 42 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:13,000 actual chef who was hired to make these recipes and it was a 43 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,320 woman. I wish I could remember her 44 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,200 name. I can't, but it was so funny. 45 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,400 Every time we went in there, she was just like cursing under her 46 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,200 breath and trying to figure out how she was going to make these 47 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,760 awful things look presentable. And then like, we would go back 48 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,720 and taste things and everybody would just be like. 49 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,600 Wow. It was just the entire staff 50 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,640 talking mad shit about. How horrible. 51 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,920 All of these things are like, I can't believe they're doing 52 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,040 this. I can't believe they're making 53 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,320 this show. I can't believe that. 54 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,840 Also on the Patreon, we did a deep dive into the delight that 55 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:53,720 is Jules LeBron. Very demure, very mindful. 56 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,080 She's not like those other girls. 57 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,800 She has only her chichi's out, not her Cho chos. 58 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:07,120 Never before have I seen somebody rocket to stardom so 59 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,920 fast. She even was on Jimmy Kimmel 60 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,280 Live hosted by RuPaul. What a delight. 61 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:19,200 Jules, how am I doing so far? Very demure, very mindful. 62 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,800 Tell me what was going on when you recorded that TikTok. 63 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:28,440 Well, apparently the trauma that comes from working a retail job 64 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,520 gets enough to you that you start saying demure on the 65 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,520 Internet. Where? 66 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,840 Where do you work? Can you say? 67 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,480 Oh, is that Mariano's grocery store in Illinois? 68 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:43,480 Very cutesy, very demure. What does demure mean to you? 69 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,600 I feel like demure is like a mindset. 70 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,520 I used to be crazy and out of control and then I found some 71 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,120 demurity and along with that came success. 72 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,360 Demurity. Demurrity is my purity. 73 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:04,840 How demure, how cutesy conversations of the vocabulary 74 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:08,800 coming into vogue, people's thoughts on it, every fucking 75 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:14,480 celebrity doing it, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Daley. 76 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,720 I mean, just like the good, the kids from Beetlejuice. 77 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,120 I mean, just everybody. Everybody was doing it, though 78 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,400 Jewel said. That the Jennifer Lopez one. 79 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,280 Just the one that blew her mind the most. 80 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:29,560 Now, Jules, a lot of celebrities have done the demure videos, 81 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:33,360 including myself. Who was the most surprising to 82 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,120 you? I think Jlo because she finally 83 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,800 revealed what that orange drink from the block was. 84 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,360 What was it? Demure. 85 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,520 Yeah, and if you want to hear more, sweetie, you know what to 86 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:51,080 do, Go over to the patreonpatreon.com/gist of all 87 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,880 time. The orange drink thing is 88 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:59,760 relating to Jlo's very demure TikTok where she drank from a 89 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:03,840 bottle of Orange de Leon, which is her alcohol brand. 90 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,040 So of course Jlo didn't do it for fun. 91 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:10,400 Honey. Jlo did it for calculation, OK? 92 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,840 She did it to promote her liquor in a very country pair of 93 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,480 glasses being like, I'm tan and I'm getting a divorce. 94 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,840 I mean, we're going to talk be talking about this because 95 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,360 there's a lot going on with Jlo and all your other favorite 96 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:30,160 stars this week, girl, Jlo and Ben finally, they're really 97 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,800 getting a divorce. Jlo, we're sorry that's all 98 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:38,080 happening. Alexander Skarsgard's playing a 99 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:43,640 kinky biker. New queer romance Is Naomi 100 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,480 Campbell a yacht girl? Madam? 101 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:52,640 Is Troy Sivan feuding with Omar Apollo, And we can't forget the 102 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:57,640 Olympic athlete who caught trying to buy coke at the club. 103 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,760 Oops. Maybe there's more. 104 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,960 Let's get into it. Get into it. 105 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:11,320 Into it. Get. 106 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:19,520 Into it. Get into. 107 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:24,160 It Jlo and Ben, I mean, look, everyone's going to be talking 108 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,840 about everything to do with Jlo and Ben, so how much more do we 109 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,000 have to say it? But I mean, The thing is, Jlo 110 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,920 filed for divorce without a lawyer. 111 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,200 So what does that mean? What does it mean? 112 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,640 They say? Well, they say it means that 113 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,200 there's not going to be a fight. She's saying I'm just a girl. 114 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,960 I'm just a woman standing in front of a man asking for the 115 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,640 divorce. I'm going to the City Hall 116 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,960 myself. I'm a simple woman. 117 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:56,640 I remember I took a coach flight everyone right after things 118 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,240 started to get rocky. I'm very relatable. 119 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,320 I'm Jennifer Lopez, but I'm still super relatable. 120 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,720 Just went out to City Hall myself. 121 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:11,920 No lawyer to file for divorce. So I mean, this poor woman and 122 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:18,560 that poor man that's, I mean, oh God, two years of marriage, they 123 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,680 fight. It just wasn't working. 124 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:24,440 He was too. He was too much of A grump. 125 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,960 She loved the limelight too much. 126 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:32,520 Did they she? They must have just magic, 127 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,799 power, pussy and Dick attraction for each other. 128 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:40,480 That made them blind to the fact that he still didn't like to go 129 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:44,680 on the red carpet. And she was ready for him to be 130 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,160 her muse. And that was another thing is 131 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,760 that Ben there was some news story said Ben Affleck was not 132 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:55,000 prepared to be Jennifer Lopez muse. 133 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,440 When they got into the relationship. 134 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,960 He didn't realize she was going to she was going to be giving 135 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,440 their love. Never forget giving their secret 136 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,640 love letters that they wrote to each other and saved in a book 137 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,560 that they called, which would have been cute if it was just 138 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:17,760 between us, just between them. The greatest love story never 139 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,880 told. But then she had to let us in on 140 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,080 it. And then it became cringe worthy 141 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,040 and everyone, everyone rejected it roundly. 142 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,320 And then when the songwriters relaxed, we called him Golden 143 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,960 Tongue Band. And Ben Affleck seemed just 144 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:37,200 like, so horrified that she had given the love letters. 145 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,680 Like, you knew things were going in a rough spot. 146 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,520 But then they must have that magic pussy, Magic Dick, magic 147 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:48,040 pussy, Magic Dick. They must fuck real good because 148 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,040 they don't. They're not a match. 149 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:54,120 Like it's not a match. Of course, all the tabloids are 150 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,720 like, Jennifer Garner's there for Ben. 151 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,120 Jennifer Garner's married. Jennifer Garner is a woman who 152 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,520 talk about a woman with real patience. 153 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:08,280 Jennifer Garner, I believe. What was Ben Affleck up to 154 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:13,920 before Jennifer Lopez filed? Actually, Ben and Jen Garner 155 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,880 were just dropping off Violet at college. 156 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,840 She's going to Yale in New Haven, CT and they just arrived 157 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,480 back in Los Angeles. So I mean, they're going through 158 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,480 this. What your kids going away to 159 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:30,240 college, you're divorcing Jennifer Lopez. 160 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:37,440 That is a that's a busy summer. I mean, now Another Life and 161 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,160 Style actually says the split turns nasty. 162 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,720 Don't they always? I mean, how does it turn nasty? 163 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:48,600 Well, they're getting a divorce, so that's but that's about as 164 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,040 nasty as it's going to get, sweetie. 165 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,920 Apparently Jennifer was just done waiting as I looked through 166 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,480 many different articles. Waiting for what? 167 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,240 For him to show interest in our marriage. 168 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:12,120 Just a regular woman. Her Jennifer Lopez is just out 169 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,720 like I've quit the tour and I'm just going shopping. 170 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,520 Looks have been great. I mean, I'm looking at her 171 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,800 Karen. She's carrying all the Birkins 172 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,280 here. She's also wearing like a big a 173 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:29,080 big cozy sweater, sunglasses, big cozy jeans and like 174 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,040 Timberland lady type boots. Like I like that coming out of a 175 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,480 Park Ave. Honeywell. 176 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:41,040 At least Jennifer Lopez children enjoy her because the final blow 177 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,920 for Brad. This is brutal. 178 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,800 Brad's. I mean, what? 179 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:54,760 Brad Pitt must have really been kind of an asshole during the 180 00:11:54,760 --> 00:12:01,560 end of the whole Jolie Pitt saga because every single kid I 181 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:06,920 believe has dumped the pit off their Jolie Pitt name. 182 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:14,400 And I think the final straw was, I believe even Shiloh. 183 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:23,240 Even Shiloh has said she doesn't want to be a pet anymore and 184 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:28,000 taking the name out now. Remember in 2022 Angelina 185 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,480 alleged that a drunken bred assaulted her and verbally 186 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,880 abused her and to their children during a trip on a private 187 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,880 plane. This private plane is making me 188 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:41,560 so bad. This luxury is too much Maddox. 189 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:46,600 That's why Maddox hates Brad and the hate has spread to all the 190 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,880 kids. Everybody hates Brad now. 191 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,800 Even his supposedly the Shiloh connection has weakened over 192 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,080 time. Or has Mommy been poisoning 193 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:59,120 them? Either way, none of the kids 194 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:04,680 want to be pit anymore. That's Ouch, Ouch, Ouch. 195 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,760 Bad dad, bad dad. What are you going to do? 196 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:12,920 OK, look, now you know, normally I would love to have gay roles 197 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:18,360 played by gay actors. And the exception to the rule is 198 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:24,320 when I want gay roles to be played by straight actors who I 199 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:31,560 wanna see naked doing gay stuff. And that falls into the category 200 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:36,360 of this movie supposedly start, well, not supposedly starring 201 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:40,720 Alexander Skarsgard. It's just he well, the headline 202 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,360 reads in Variety. Harry Melling to play Alexander 203 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:49,760 Skarsgard submissive in kinky queer romance Fillion from 204 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,240 Element Pictures. Launching in Con Pillion follows 205 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:57,520 Colin Melling, a weedy wallflower living life passing 206 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:02,040 by that ensues. That is until Ray Skarsgard, the 207 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:06,560 impossibly handsome leader of a motorbike club, takes him as his 208 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,960 submissive. Ray of Roots Collins from his 209 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,480 dreary suburban life, introducing him to a community 210 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:18,480 of kinky queer bikers and taking all sorts of virginities along 211 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,200 the way. But as Collins steps deeper to 212 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,040 raise world of rules and mysteries, he begins to question 213 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:29,120 whether the life of the 24/7 submissive is for him. 214 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:33,240 Has he found his calling or simply swapped one form of 215 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:37,560 suffocation to another? No, it has not filmed yet, but 216 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,040 baby, that sounds good. I mean, that's a movie I would 217 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:45,280 like to see, OK, I do want to see Alexander Skarsgard being 218 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,680 all sexy as a queer biker doing all sorts of nasty gay faggot 219 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,280 shit. Doing faggot shit, you know what 220 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,200 I mean? Like some real Dick sucking ass 221 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,160 fucking type of stuff. OK, you know what I mean? 222 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,920 I know you know what I mean. We'll look forward to that in, 223 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:10,240 what, two years or whatever. OK, here's an interesting blind 224 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,840 item that's not a blind item at all. 225 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,680 You know, remember, OK, this falls into the category of the 226 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:24,520 numerous blind items that say Bradley Cooper is gay, OK? 227 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,440 And there's lots of them. There's lots of them. 228 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:34,760 And in this one, it's a story about his ex-wife, Jennifer 229 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:41,520 Esposito, who supposedly was planning to out him but I guess 230 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:46,480 did not because he has a complete plan, public relations 231 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:51,440 plan in ready and suspension for if ever that happens. 232 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,560 This a list mostly movie actor is one step ahead of his ex 233 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,360 trying to out him. He's doing a full tabloid push 234 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,840 to remind everyone just how heterosexual he is. 235 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,880 And again, this is allegedly, as they say, Bradley Cooper and 236 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,240 Jennifer Esposito. And the related headline says 237 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,800 all about Bradley Cooper's whirlwind marriage to Jennifer 238 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:16,240 Esposito. And when people commented on 239 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:20,880 pictures of Bradley and Lady Gaga snuggled up during the 240 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,000 Oscars and people tweeted, is there any chance these two 241 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,680 aren't fucking? Jennifer Esposito commented. 242 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:35,240 Ha, interesting. Very interesting, though. 243 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,600 Look, Sam Pancake worked on Kitchen Confidential with 244 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,400 Bradley Cooper and I said, is he gay? 245 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,000 Secretly gay? And he said no. 246 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:47,040 So that's just from his trusted source. 247 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,800 But I prefer the rumors that he is gay. 248 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,040 That's more interesting to me. I want everyone's gay. 249 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,920 Guess what, surprise, Everyone's gay. 250 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,520 We put something in the water, you're all gay. 251 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,720 That's it. Hey, guess what, gay? 252 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,079 Now you don't like it? Too bad, bro. 253 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,760 I know. Now you don't even like lady 254 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,560 areas. Nope. 255 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:12,440 The only thing you want to look at is man stuff. 256 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:18,839 Man areas. Glue your eyeballs on the Wang 257 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:26,480 Dang and that thing Zac Posen's Gap is hitting at honey. 258 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,760 Now. You know, Zac Posen took over as 259 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:33,240 the creative director for Gap and Old Navy, I believe. 260 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,400 And of course, he's been doing a lot of actually interesting 261 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,840 things. First thing he did was like he 262 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,320 did like this white shirt dress. I mean, of course, if you're 263 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,480 doing the Gap, they always do some kind of white, fancy white 264 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,160 shirt dress. But he threw it on some 265 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,400 influencers, I forget who. What lady. 266 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,600 Lot of fancy, fancy influencer ladies. 267 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,160 One big star award. I can't remember exactly who, 268 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,280 but that was one step. And now he is doing he has a 269 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:04,320 whole new campaign coming out for Old Navy and baby, I'm in 270 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:27,280 using love sensation. People are dancing at all denim 271 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,000 Lowly. The Holloway is singing Swing by 272 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,160 your Navy, baby, Go for it. Why not? 273 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:39,000 Why not? And then for Gap, there's this 274 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,920 whole campaign with Troy Sivan where he's dancing and 275 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,640 everybody's wearing jeans. I mean, Zac Posen, I'd say 276 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,960 you're doing a good job being creative director for these 277 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,800 brands, getting them out there. Will you work it out, faggot? 278 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:57,840 Never forget Tim Gunn thinks that Zac Posen is trash and is a 279 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:02,040 horrible person. And he hated pretty much all the 280 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:07,640 judges on Project Runway because he thought they were Snooty 281 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,800 uppity bitches. He didn't really care about 282 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,400 clothing and only were thirst buckets. 283 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:18,400 Yeah, that's true. If you want to hear more about 284 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,800 that, doing a special on Patreon called The Revenge of Tim Gunn 285 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:26,520 where we talk about all the nasty things he said, all the 286 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,840 cunt things he said about the people on Project Runway. 287 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,200 Anyway, good on you. Good on you, Zach. 288 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:39,800 God, I was just like scrolling Instagram and I'm staring at 289 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:46,120 this man, a perfect body, like 20 pack jock with the cum 290 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:49,160 gutters of life and the beautiful eyes and perfectly 291 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,600 rounded muscles and quads and grey sweatpants. 292 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:57,040 And I said Oh my God, is that a person or AI? 293 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:03,800 And I still cannot tell. No, it's a it's AI. 294 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,840 It's AI. No, is it AI? 295 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:12,280 It even the comment section doesn't know whether it's AII 296 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,720 think it's AI because who could have that body? 297 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,480 Let me tell you, jeez, I mean the robots are winning. 298 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:25,320 Have you seen the account called artificial slash under score? 299 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,760 Artificial under score, male under score pits. 300 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:36,120 OK artificial male pits. And it is it is a Instagram 301 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:41,400 account of AI generated jocks and their sporty pits. 302 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:47,400 Let me tell you, this AI is a nasty slut who knows exactly 303 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:52,960 what we like. It's very erotic, very erotic. 304 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,200 Artificial male pets. The the robots are winning. 305 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:06,880 Oh, OK, yes, I once I click this handsome man, I saw that it was 306 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,160 a Idonis models, AI generated male models thought we're going 307 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,080 to follow. We're going to follow because 308 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,520 I've got to say these AI generated male fake males are 309 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:25,240 very, very attractive. I mean the delicate beauty. 310 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,760 I mean, some are more clearly like a robot than others, but 311 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:37,240 some this this AI is kind of like a slut, like a fetishy body 312 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,200 queen slut. He knows this AI knows what 313 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:49,040 we're looking for in a erotic low slung jock wearing low slung 314 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,480 grey sweatpants. Wow, the AI is really, I mean 315 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,200 the titties on this AII mean wow wow, wow. 316 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,440 I'm going down a fucking rabbit hole of these AI men and Are you 317 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,680 ready to have more body dysmorphia? 318 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:11,520 New generation of gays? Well, welcome to fake bodies are 319 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,840 in your eyeballs. Now. 320 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,200 You won't be able to have a perfect body like the people in 321 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,520 real life, but you'll actually never be able to achieve the 322 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,880 body like the AI models. That's going to be a thing. 323 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,640 MTV true life. I wanted to be an AI model. 324 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,960 I mean, there are people that look like this, obviously, but 325 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,880 wow, the AI knows what to do. I'm just gonna. 326 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,520 I'm following them all. Following all the fake AI 327 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,520 models. Great. 328 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,760 OK, here's a funny story. This is a blind item about Naomi 329 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,160 Gamble. OK, that Naomi Campbell's 330 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,440 allegedly the Madam of yacht girls. 331 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,000 And this is allegedly how she treats her yacht girls. 332 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,280 And then there's a related article where is they mention 333 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,680 like who she's like yachting around with. 334 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,640 And that guy that she's yachting around with is Mohamed El Turki, 335 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:18,560 who we have recently heard about because it's the same man who be 336 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:24,600 inviting Zac Efron on his yacht. And there are then, of course, 337 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,800 the stupid rumors that are like, Zac Efron made more money being 338 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,200 a yacht boy than being a movie star. 339 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:37,120 Like, honey, Zac Efron is not a male prostitute, though. 340 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,040 That is such a titillating thought. 341 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:43,080 Very titillating. I think it's more that, like, 342 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,200 Zac likes to party and Muhammad probably, like, loves to party 343 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,440 and give him whatever he wants, if you know what I mean. 344 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:56,440 I mean, Can you imagine? I can imagine so I bet Mohammed. 345 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,000 Like Zach, you come on. Come on, Zach. 346 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,640 We go to party. Naomi will be there, going to 347 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,320 get the other yacht girls. Do whatever, suck a Dick. 348 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,720 It's asshole you can do whatever out at sea. 349 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:12,080 OK, so then anyway this is he's related in this with story about 350 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,280 Naomi. This foreign born permit a list 351 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,920 model terrorized one woman who decided she would rather not be 352 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,560 a yachter after all. And the related headline reads. 353 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,600 Naomi flaunts her tone figure in a tiny red bikini and she has 354 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:32,040 joined bikini clad Elsa Gomez, 34, and Michelle Rodriguez, 45, 355 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,800 on the beach in Ibiza. Michelle is also mentioned in 356 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:41,800 the blind items about yachting and Mohammed Al Turki is a film 357 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,760 producer. I guess film producer. 358 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:49,800 I love the idea that Naomi Campbell is the mean Madam of 359 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,160 yacht girls. Girls get on the yacht. 360 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,800 What do I want? Study behavior, girls. 361 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,280 But classy, Classy. That's not how people say it. 362 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,200 Girls. We're going to do with class 363 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,040 girls you're part of. We are one of Naomi's girls now. 364 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,400 Mohammed, call the girls up for dinner. 365 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,640 What are we having for dinner? Birth control pills? 366 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,160 Girls, what are you having for dinner? 367 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,320 It's a RuPaul Tic Tac lunch. All right, You might be doing 368 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,400 anal, girls. And then some girl said I don't 369 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,880 want to be a yacht girl. And Naomi went after and said 370 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,400 you're going to be a fucking yacht girl. 371 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,320 If you like it or not, love it, get get her. 372 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,120 Naomi, have you seen Madonna's face lately? 373 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,680 It looks fucking great. I mean fucking great. 374 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,680 Looks great. There was like footage of her 375 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:45,400 for her from her birthday and baby, this is look, we should 376 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,720 have just waited the one year. I know you didn't want to wait, 377 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:54,000 but had you just hidden for the year and come out looking like 378 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,800 this, I just feel like it would have been better. 379 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,040 But what do you care? You just played for 2 million 380 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,080 people or something in Brazil. God bless. 381 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,160 I just want to say that I think Madonna's face is now looking 382 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,440 good. It's looking more normal. 383 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,240 It's looking like her face, and I love that for her. 384 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,200 She's looking pretty, honey, she's looking pretty. 385 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,200 She's 66. Way to go. 386 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,200 Way to go. You're a raver girl. 387 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:31,200 You're a Chattanooga Choo Choo. You're a youthful tiny girl. 388 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,480 I've got a show on the Disney Channel. 389 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,200 I'm Madonna. Nick. 390 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,800 I'm a Nickelodeon girl. My name is Madonna. 391 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,960 Oh, yes. Hello, everyone. 392 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,280 I'm best friends with my youthful young girlfriend, 393 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:51,360 Addison Ray. Hey, I'm feeling pretty 394 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,920 skippity. You'll be captain. 395 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,640 Go ahead Madonna, just go ahead. Look good, look good. 396 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,480 There was kind of a county and fabulous piece on Janet Jackson. 397 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:12,120 She just announced her residency in Vegas at the all Resorts 398 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,720 World. She's going to do a residency. 399 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,040 If I could get up close tickets, I would like to go. 400 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,360 But I went and saw her once far away. 401 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,720 And, you know, you know, my feelings aren't far away. 402 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,160 I'd rather not go. But there was an interesting 403 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:31,920 little thing about Janet. Is that an interesting fact that 404 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,320 Janet doubled her net worth after she got divorced from 405 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,200 billionaire Wassam El Mana. OK. 406 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,600 You remember when she married Wassam? 407 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,200 He was kind of lean, kind of handsome. 408 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,040 He wore all black. He was a billionaire. 409 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:53,960 And baby, she got the money, OK, she got the baby. 410 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:58,040 She was already worth $175,000,000 when she got 411 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,120 married, Honey, she managed to double that because the guy that 412 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:06,200 she married, he runs the operations that set up things 413 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,480 like McDonald's, Hermes, the NBA store in Dubai and the Middle 414 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,640 East. So that is, he's rich. 415 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,480 And remember, Janet got very modest and even when she went on 416 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,200 tour, she was wearing stuff up at her neck. 417 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,760 She wasn't doing a sexy style. Apparently what was in her 418 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:27,640 prenup was if she stayed married five years, she got 100 million, 419 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:34,240 and if she had a baby, she had another 100 million and baby. 420 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,280 She stayed married for the five years and she had a baby. 421 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:42,720 So that was 200 million that she got 422 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:59,400 from that divorce. I mean, wow, wow, we well 423 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,240 played. I wonder how old that baby is by 424 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,640 now. Interesting. 425 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:14,720 What about the damn Aussie Olympian Tom Craig who? 426 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:21,840 Poor guy was arrested and released without charge after 427 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,800 trying to purchase cocaine in Paris. 428 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,800 What a downer. Oh my God, does what has 429 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,920 occurred over the past. 24 hours. 430 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,160 I made a terrible mistake. I take full responsibility for 431 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,920 my actions. My actions are my. 432 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,880 Own and by no way reflect the. Values of my family, my 433 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,160 teammates. My friends, my sport and. 434 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,160 The Australian Olympic team, I embarrassed you all. 435 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,960 I'm truly sorry. I am here obviously 436 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,240 disappointed. Very disappointed the. 437 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,600 Arrest of. Tom Craig Tom Craig, you fucking 438 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:05,720 it up. No convictions, no warnings from 439 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,560 perfect judge rather. Be here talking about the three 440 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,800 gold medals that we have. Won today, but now someone 441 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,440 needed to do a fucking bump. I'm glad. 442 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,480 That the matter has been resolved and that Tom has been 443 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,440 released. He received a warning, no 444 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,320 charges and no conviction. No charges. 445 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,040 What Tom has done. He wanted to have a bump. 446 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,000 He's a. Good person. 447 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,320 Who likes to have fun and was trying to blow out some fucking 448 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,560 stain. Our team has been exemplary at 449 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,320 these games. They never get caught doing 450 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,040 cocaine. The. 451 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,120 Values of this team, nor do they diminish this team's 452 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,600 performances. We smoke weed, we don't do coke 453 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,200 normally. Sharon Remorse and he has owned 454 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,960 up to his mistake. He's only going to do booty 455 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,240 bumps from now on. What the fuck? 456 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,960 Are you I'm the brat when I'm bumping that no one want to hit 457 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,480 my truck? Are you bumping that till the 458 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,440 windows crack? Are you bumping that no one? 459 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,880 Never go home, don't sleep, don't eat. 460 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,040 What a fucking downer who narked that poor guy out. 461 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:24,200 Come on Paris, he's a field hockey player. 462 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,360 He was out in Paris with the rest of the Kookaburras. 463 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,960 It's our understanding that Tom was acting alone and the only 464 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,400 events that brought the players or him to the players attention 465 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,680 was indeed him being arrested. You know what Craig didn't do? 466 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,160 Rat out the rest of the team who also wanted to do some fucking 467 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:55,080 bumps. So two guys got arrested, the 468 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:59,120 drug dealer and him. So they were in some kind of 469 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,760 they were somewhere where the cops were watching. 470 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,920 Damn, he just wanted to have a little fun after training so 471 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,120 hard for the Olympics and they had to arrest them. 472 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,640 Then he had to go into a shame spiral. 473 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,680 Now he probably has to never do drugs again. 474 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:23,720 Wow, sucks bro. You guys couldn't just let him 475 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,120 have a couple fun bumps and then let him go back to being a 476 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,960 fucking hockey guy? Jeez. 477 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,320 Jeez, folks, how humiliating. No. 478 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,080 One never go pando seat, don't eat just when I'm in the club, 479 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,720 young 365 party girl. Should we do a little key? 480 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,920 Should we have a little one to go real well when I'm meeting 481 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,160 you in the bathroom with you? Troy Siobhan has that new Gap 482 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:55,800 commercial where he's dancing. He's going on tour with Charlie 483 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:01,000 XCX for the Sweat tour. Again, if I can go front row, I 484 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,680 would like to see that tour. But anything beyond front row, 485 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,920 forget it. And I'm not paying $5000 for 486 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,800 that. But I will watch all the clips. 487 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:15,680 And another gay singer wants us all to know he is not feuding 488 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,120 with Troy Siobhan. That is Omar Apollo. 489 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,000 Now, have you ever gotten into Omar Apollo? 490 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,920 I was. Look, you know, I love gay shit. 491 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,200 So when I hear there's a new gay singer, new gay whatever. 492 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,720 And remember, there were rumors that Omar Apollo was getting 493 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:37,840 with Shawn Mendes, turning his ass out, his good boy ass out, 494 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,600 working his little pink hole. But we don't know whether that 495 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:48,520 was true or not. But he he's a gay and he wanted 496 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,760 everyone to know an out magazine by right when they've talked 497 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,680 about his ex post reset. The fact that y'all think I have 498 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,960 beef with choice of honest Hilarious. 499 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,200 He met my dad and I met his mom with the last show we played 500 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,160 together. A very sweet woman. 501 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,520 I get it though, negativity is appealing. 502 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,080 I expect nothing less on this app lol. 503 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,000 He's always been a great friend huh? 504 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,880 He showed you everyone else. He's cute, he's sexy. 505 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,080 Troy Salon's really the gay male pop star we've never had before, 506 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,239 but we're very interested to see what he does. 507 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,920 But I mean, that tour with the Dick sucking micro Dick 508 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,440 microphone, Dick suck moves and all the humping. 509 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,480 A+ round of applause. A round of applause. 510 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:46,960 Do you all ever see the episode of Sesame Street that has the 511 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:57,040 motherfucking Wicked Witch from Wizard of Oz, the real Wicked 512 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:02,120 Witch, where Margaret Hamilton reprised her role from 40 years 513 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:07,400 earlier as the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz on damn Sesame 514 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,600 Street? And here's the thing, the 515 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,960 episode was only aired one time because all the fucking dumbs 516 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,160 all across the US and Canada called their local TV stations 517 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:23,160 to complain that it was too frightening for children. 518 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,840 The actual footage of the episode was considered lost and 519 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:33,600 never to be found, but luckily somehow in July 2022 episode 847 520 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:38,960 mysteriously appeared online. I mean and supposedly there is a 521 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:43,000 30 minute documentary on YouTube explaining the full story and I 522 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,320 am definitely going to watch that. 523 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,360 But I mean listen to listen. I know I'm not in Oz anymore. 524 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,160 I must be over the lady go. Somewhere. 525 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:56,160 Well, the sooner I can get out of here the better. 526 00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:07,840 I like it. You can't have the Oh, I forgot. 527 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,160 I can't so much as lay a finger on that room as long as somebody 528 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,800 else is holding on to it. That's not fair, I said. 529 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,160 I turn around. But you was there. 530 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,560 A witch, a wicked witch was standing. 531 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:21,840 You made all kinds of faces. David. 532 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,520 What is this, some kind of a game? 533 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,480 No, bitch, it's the witch. You know something? 534 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,680 You. Have got to be the most 535 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,880 beautiful person I have ever seen. 536 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,320 Oh, keep still. Oscar Grouch and the witch, 537 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,520 please. Let. 538 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,520 Me hold. The. 539 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:52,960 Room ceremony. And then I can pick it out of 540 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:59,160 myself. She's dressed as a regular lady, 541 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,440 but no, it's a witch. I've never. 542 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,360 Been so glad to get rid of somebody in my. 543 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,480 Whole life, even Big Bird was there. 544 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,560 Wow. Wow honey, I need to watch that 545 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,960 documentary. But it's just so weird that like 546 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,240 the witch, she came back to play the fucking wicked witch in the 547 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,120 wicked witch. Get up with the green makeup 40 548 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,080 years later, honey. God bless. 549 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,720 The early 80s was an interesting time. 550 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,360 And last but not least, I mean like RIP. 551 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,240 The Richard Simmons cause of death was revealed and 552 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:46,120 apparently it was 'cause he was only 76 and it was caused by a 553 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,480 mix of complications from recent falls and heart disease. 554 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:58,800 Oh my God, 76 is young to die. I think Tony had a fall on my 555 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,800 birthday on July 12th. No foul play was suspected. 556 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,040 Well, RIP God, don't. Once you get old, do not fall. 557 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:14,360 Do not Only once. My grandmother, she was 99 1/2. 558 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,000 She was clear as day baby. She had one bad fall and then 559 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,520 the end was nigh. She turned on and written. 560 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,040 She pretty much was gone after that, but honey, she kept it 561 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,400 going. She as long as you don't have a 562 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,120 bad fall, you're good. Once you got that bad fall, your 563 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,240 old body, some of that just cannot take it. 564 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,240 So put mattresses on the floor if you're one of my old 565 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,480 listeners. Being at your 50. 566 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:42,000 Year old mattress Queen Elizabeth said Trump was very 567 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,880 rude and had an arrangement with Melania. 568 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:50,160 I mean, what? Oh, it's from some new book. 569 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,640 I love when we hear the shade from the Queen. 570 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,440 You know what I'm saying? He's very rude. 571 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,240 He must have some sort of arrangement with Melania. 572 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:06,360 I dislike his habit of looking over her shoulder as if in 573 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:11,360 search of others. More interesting, we originated 574 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:16,880 the language and the book is entitled A Voyage Round the 575 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:21,400 Queen. And of course that is the new 576 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,480 the headline in Daily Mail. Queen said Trump was very rude 577 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:31,200 and I'm sure he was. Can I just say once again, 578 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:36,760 before we wrap, Ozempic or not, Christina Aguilera is serving. 579 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,640 She looks so good. She looks so young. 580 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,840 She's definitely taking the fucking death becomes her 581 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,480 potion. She's aging backwards and I'm 582 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,280 here for it. I'm not a Christina Stan. 583 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:58,400 I mean, I've enjoying all her music and stuff, but you know, I 584 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,480 think her, she really peaked with the Back to Basics album 585 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,800 for me. It's a basic back to basics 586 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,600 album for me. And once you know, I'm 587 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,240 beautiful. It's not. 588 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,440 It's not for me. But all this you bit up. 589 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,040 And do but do but no. I like all that. 590 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,840 I like that a lot. And you need the bottle, of 591 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,880 course. I mean, we love early pop and 592 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,240 even I look forward to Bionic. When it came out, remember that 593 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,880 it was such a huge bomb. That was when Perez Hilton was 594 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,280 like, she's the loser, she's horrible. 595 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,280 Flop Tina. That's what they called her. 596 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,920 Flop Tina. He really killed her. 597 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,600 He got her. He got her, but who's getting 598 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,320 revenge? She looks so good. 599 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:47,760 You better work. All right everyone, I hope you 600 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,760 enjoyed today's show. If you liked it, why don't you 601 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,440 write a 5 star motherfucking review on iTunes? 602 00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:00,800 Go over there and we're almost creeping, scraping our way to 603 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,400 200, but it's slow, it's a death crawl. 604 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,840 Is that the vibe we need to be doing? 605 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,040 No, girls. Come on girls. 606 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,200 Let's go girls. Let's get our little high socks 607 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,040 on and our Mary Jane's and let's pump on down to the iTunes 608 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,920 review section and leave a nice lovely little review. 609 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,000 And if you want to hear more about our takes on Jules, LeBron 610 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:34,760 and Charlie Xex, on the new Alien movie, on behind the 611 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,920 scenes stories with Sandra Lee, and on Semi Homemades and Baby, 612 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,200 you need to go over to patreon.com/gears of all time. 613 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,720 That's where I'm at. Anyway, hope you had fun today. 614 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:51,560 I love hanging and I'll see you on the next episode of Gary as 615 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,240 Fuck. Bye baby. 616 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,720 Pick it up for me. Call it. 617 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:02,400 Let me show them all about the western on me. 618 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:07,640 Give it up if you fall on me. Give it up for your second. 619 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,200 Hey, little Mama, with that tight dress on. 620 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,800 I got a small proposition for you. 621 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,560 You look kind of sexy. Got it going on. 622 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,360 Here's what I want you to do. Here's what I want you to do. 623 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,480 Come a little closer, let me see that. 624 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,600 Don't let me slide this number to you. 625 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:34,880 You can catch me in the streets with my blue cat geeks on and 626 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,240 watch your tail of smoking blush with my crew. 627 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,080 Hi, baby. Are you there? 628 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,040 Yeah, I'm here. No, you didn't wake me up. 629 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,160 Don't worry, I was up. I'm really sleepy, though. 630 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,080 I was up all night thanks to you. 631 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,160 Yeah. I miss you so much. 632 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,680 It's. 6:00 in the morning we still go went strong and we ran 633 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,400 out of weed at about two. No. 634 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,760 Must be the music. Got these gangsters going. 635 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,480 Must. Be the. 636 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,480 Trying to play the smoke down on you. 637 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,600 Call me, give it up. If you falling, call me. 638 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,200 Give it up for yourself, baby. Pick it up. 639 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,640 It's me calling happy. Show them all out the West. 640 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:54,800 Hey, hey, baby. 641 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:00,960 Yeah.