1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:13,680 It's a Kiki with Johnny Nick G gonna spill all that tea, all my 2 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:18,400 LGBTS. You're in luck because Johnny 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:33,360 McGovern is gay as fuck. Hello everyone, and welcome back 4 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:40,000 to Gay as Fuck. I am still your host, Mr. John T 5 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,120 Mcgoverness. He who is. 6 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:50,440 Oh baby, it has been a minute. Last we spoke, I was going to 7 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:56,080 come back for the season finale of Gay as Fuck, but then, honey, 8 00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:00,760 things took a dark turn. The election. 9 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,400 Oh yes, we have a new horrible president. 10 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,280 The fires. Uh huh. 11 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:13,280 I could see the fire from my damn house. 12 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,960 And so many more things. I mean, things that you might 13 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:25,080 file under in the immortal words of Coco Aviance, the world, 14 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:30,640 Johnny, the world. So I had to take a little pause 15 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:35,040 from this show because I did not really find a lot of things 16 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,960 funny in the world. But honey, you know, I pushed 17 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,040 through. And you know where I pushed 18 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,560 through over at the Patreon, OK? Because if you missed me, if you 19 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,040 missed me and wanted to hear everything I've been saying 20 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,000 about everything going on in pop culture all over the place, the 21 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,880 Grammys, the pop girlies, the stars, the songs, the gossip, 22 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:57,520 the tea, Honey, then you know I no matter what, even through all 23 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,400 the drama and the trauma, I was still posting over at 24 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:08,720 patreon.com/guest of All Time. And honey, that is the place 25 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:12,040 where you can always find me. Now look, there are going to be 26 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:17,080 some changes here with Gay AF because honey, look, you know 27 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,240 what this is? This show is really just an 28 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:24,360 entree for you to join me over on the Patreon, OK? 29 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:26,840 The Patreon is where we're spilling the tea, giving the 30 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,960 secrets, giving the the uncensored honest opinions, 31 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:38,240 getting in, reading, shading, laughing, loving. 32 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:45,400 So I will be bringing gay as fuck back here to entice you 33 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:50,320 once a month for the foreseeable future honey. 34 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,040 But if you start to miss me then you know exactly where to go. 35 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:57,200 And where is that Johnny? I will tell you Johnny to 36 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:02,800 patreon.com/gist of all time. Now look, before we get started, 37 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:08,320 sweetie, I'm going to direct you to GIST of all time Patreon one 38 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:13,720 more time because of that is the only place you will be able to 39 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:21,880 see my new uncensored music video Dad Rave. 40 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:27,400 That's right, I wrote a song for my new album called Dad Rave. 41 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,960 It's a song about how I do not drink or do drugs anymore. 42 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,320 But if you want to party with me, we don't need to go to a 43 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,760 club. We don't need the lasers. 44 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,000 We don't need life just coming to the bedroom. 45 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,320 We'll have a dad rave. You can see the video now. 46 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,720 It's on Instagram. It's on the Daddy Hunt app, 47 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,360 YouTube channel. And of course, if you want to 48 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,320 see all the real good stuff, honey, 'cause this time, this 49 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,560 time after the bussy dramas and trials where, honey, they were 50 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,480 taking me down from YouTube, they were suppressing me. 51 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,920 I said, you know what? Yeah, let me not try to push the 52 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,880 limits, OK? Let me just make a video that 53 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,960 can stay on motherfucking YouTube and let me put all the 54 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:19,000 butts and jiggling junk over on the Patreon in this video. 55 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,360 It's quite a delight. It was a help shot for me by the 56 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:27,440 team of Mr. Brad Hammer, who's made some incredible videos with 57 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,080 many queer people. Sponsored by Q Care, the place 58 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,600 where you can get prep online, as well as the Daddy Hunt app 59 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:43,440 that tells A classic tale of two young men, twinks who love dads. 60 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:48,160 Two young men who are hitting the town at midnight in DTLA and 61 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:53,120 they walk up to the club holding the flyer for the Dad Rave and 62 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,080 the bouncers are today, you guys in the right place. 63 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,040 They said, yeah, bets we're in the right place and they show 64 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:03,640 them the Dad Rave flyer and they go into the rave, which is full 65 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:10,720 of dads of every type, dancing, being sexy and doing dad rave 66 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:14,520 type of things. Let's get into it, honey. 67 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,240 Before we get into anything else, let's get into my brand 68 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,840 new song Dad Rave. You can stream it on Apple 69 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:23,520 Music, Spotify, you can buy it, and if you want to see the 70 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,760 uncensored version of the video, of course you know where to go. 71 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,720 But here we go. Exclusive exclusive world 72 00:05:31,720 --> 00:06:18,000 premiere Dead River. Don't hit the truck, don't hit 73 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,440 the truck no more. Ain't going to festivals. 74 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,280 Don't drink no more no drug spectacles. 75 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:30,480 Y'all can't hurry. Good lasting Burry EDC is not 76 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:35,680 going to be, but if you want to party or resign to leave, 77 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,120 there's just one place you got to be. 78 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:44,760 It's more hardcore, got you on the floor, so throw your hammer. 79 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:06,280 Dead rave Dead rave coming to my dad rave. 80 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,320 We don't need no lasers and lights. 81 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:14,960 Dead rave Dead rave Riding on my sound wave Party with your daddy 82 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:21,280 tonight Dead rave Dead rave Hairy 'cause we don't shave. 83 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:27,840 Work your sex and body for me Dead rave Dead rave Coming to my 84 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,080 dad rave. Live your daddy. 85 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:38,200 I love the music, I love to dance, but I'd rather be in your 86 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,960 pants. And by the rule I ain't going 87 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,680 Boo. That's something for them cares 88 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:49,720 to do. Go chill out now for this fair 89 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,280 lie. I'd rather bend you. 90 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:56,520 I'll go pillow. It's more hardcore. 91 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:00,080 Got you on the floor, so roll your hands. 92 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:08,480 Come into my dad ribs. We don't need no little lights. 93 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,800 Dad Ray. Dad Ray. 94 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,120 Riding on my Soundwave party with your daddy. 95 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,840 Some night signs. Dad Ray. 96 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,200 Ray. Very cold. 97 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,880 We don't shave. Work your six and buy them for 98 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:40,760 me. I ain't going no club. 99 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:47,480 I ain't going on the damn floor. I ain't bending dollars for 100 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:57,680 water. Day, breathe. 101 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,240 Day breathe. Riding on my ground. 102 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,640 We're partying with your bed tonight. 103 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:13,690 Day day, day, Day breathe. Day breathe. 104 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:15,610 Day. Breathe. 105 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:30,440 Well, please stream her, honey, share her, give her a like on 106 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:36,600 Instagram and all the rest. Now look, I'm not the only star 107 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:43,120 with the new music. Last week's Grammys Blunt Bang 108 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:48,440 wig Lady Gaga took over a whole commercial break, honey, to 109 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:56,480 bring you the full the Abracadabra video. 110 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,200 Which, honey, actually, she's giving it to me. 111 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:05,400 I mean, I'm not always a Lady Gaga stand and certainly not 112 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:11,960 rock Lady Gaga or jazz Lady Gaga or Joanne Lady Gaga, None of 113 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,880 those Lady Gagas. I don't mind them, do not mind 114 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:21,200 them, but I do not live OK. And I I don't mean even I'm not 115 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,120 even a porn this way, queen. You know what I mean? 116 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:27,480 I'm more of a Jew dude, my OP And of course I want to take a 117 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,920 ride. I'm a disco stick. 118 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:36,480 I'm I'm a dapper dude that Doo Doo Just Dance. 119 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:40,480 It'll be OK Dada Doo Doo. I'm a Dada Doo Doo Doo. 120 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:45,320 So you know that if I am a Dada Doo Doo and I'm a Judah Judah, 121 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,840 that means that this is a moment for me to love Gaga again 122 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:53,440 because we are back to making up words. 123 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:58,520 Thank goodness. Abracadabra Abrahunan. 124 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,240 You know it's good when she's throwing in a Gaga because you 125 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,040 know what we don't want, and I know it's an unpopular opinion, 126 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:15,000 but we don't care about rain on me. 127 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:20,640 We do not care about that and we don't care about I want just you 128 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:25,120 think I should have loved that because of the but I did not. 129 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:32,600 But abracadabra honey yes, the lady in red evil Gaga looking at 130 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:38,840 angelic Gaga with hard dancing with honey Balenciaga giving a 131 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:47,520 with the new cane motif for Lady Gaga's villain because we saw in 132 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:51,760 the disease video, she also did a little low slung cane dance. 133 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,840 I'm excited to see what the narrative of this little cane 134 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:59,920 lady, the cane villainous and her cane villainous dancing. 135 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:06,080 This was another Paris Gobel choreography moment, honey. 136 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,400 I mean, of course Paris Gobel did Rihanna at the Super Bowl. 137 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,720 She's, I mean, pretty much any big girl. 138 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,760 She did Jlo at everything. I think she even did the Jlo, 139 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,560 you know, that show that which shall not be named. 140 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,520 This is me now. But that wasn't her fault. 141 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:31,280 She pretty much every big star, I mean, of course, Sierra, ever 142 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,800 think of any? I mean, pretty much every lady 143 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:38,480 star has hired her to give her a little bit of that juice. 144 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:43,040 And baby, she gave the juice to Lady Gaga, honey, because when 145 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:49,400 we get to Abracadabba cup in the bar, feel baby until your feet 146 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,560 the world's on fire. That's when faggots start 147 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,920 faggoting. You know what I mean? 148 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:00,240 We all can enjoy Lady Gaga when she starts giving us things like 149 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:05,880 feel the beat until you beat the birds on fire, then we really 150 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,680 start faggoting it out. And let me tell you, you know 151 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:13,440 the faggots are faggoting when the Queens are giving you the 152 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:18,440 shows based on the video within 24 hours. 153 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:25,240 I mean, most notably, and as noted by Billboard magazine, 154 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:30,640 Jansport of RuPaul's Drag Race got her team together with 155 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:34,880 Andrew Barrett Cox, who writes a lot of songs for the girls. 156 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:39,840 And they in New York did a not only did they do all the 157 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:44,160 choreography, but honey, they sang the verses live. 158 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,840 And I want to just say round of applause, a round of applause 159 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,000 for Jan and Andrew and all the rest. 160 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,400 Honey, they did it 24 hours after the song came out. 161 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,280 Honey, they lip sync to the chorus, I think. 162 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,880 But they were singing those verses, which are not easy live, 163 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,440 while doing all the motherfucking dancing. 164 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,880 Of course, including the chair dancing in which Gaga has been 165 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:16,200 heralded by her disabled fans, is saying, you know what she was 166 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,320 thinking about us. She gave us a chair dance. 167 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,480 And you know what? We all love a chair dance, OK? 168 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,000 A dance in which we don't always have to get up to do it because 169 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,360 don't we all want to do the chair choreography, the sitting 170 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:34,800 down choreography where it goes red to the white to the red to 171 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:40,680 the white to the, you know, what I'm talking about when I say I 172 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,000 think is that move with the hand shaking and the other hand 173 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,040 shaking. Love it. 174 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,120 Can't get enough. Fantastic. 175 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:55,560 And also at the Grammys, she was wearing what blunt bang wig Also 176 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:59,760 noted noted that Lady Gaga was the only one of who was sticking 177 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:03,280 up for us at the Grammys. Another reason why I can get 178 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,920 behind the Lady Gaga. So trans people are not 179 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,080 invisible. Queer community is not 180 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,680 invisible. Thank you Lady Gaga. 181 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,880 All the rest of these motherfucking pussies ain't sad 182 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:20,760 shit, thank you Lady Gaga. I think Lady Gaga is also 183 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,760 wearing face tapes like Dochi but hers are underneath her wig. 184 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,040 I mean. And I if you want to hear me 185 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:31,680 talk about the Grammys in depth, we did 2 actual shows on the 186 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,080 Grammys on the Patreon. One with my immediate unhinged 187 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,840 reaction to the entire ceremony, and another one with me and the 188 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:46,360 countiest critic of all time, Mr. Adam Josephita, breaking 189 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:50,520 down the performances and what we thought and what we lived for 190 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:54,320 and what we did not live for. But of course, as you know, if 191 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,560 you know me and you know this show, I have been riding hard 192 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:02,480 for Doji since, well, not since the beginning because I was not 193 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,720 like there during yucky blucky fruitcake or anything like that 194 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,440 era many, many years ago. But you know, since about 2021, 195 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,280 honey, I've been in the Dochi train and I've been living and 196 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:17,000 I've been so excited to see Dochi just like, you know, 197 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,680 killing it. I mean that Colbert performance 198 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:25,080 of the She Did a If you've not seen Go Dochi, I'm fucking 199 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:31,920 Colbert in the Gucci pencil skirt, Gucci polo with her 200 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,480 braids and the backup dancers dressed exactly like her and 201 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:42,080 their braids attached. It is one of the most incredible 202 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,640 performances I've ever seen on a late night show ever. 203 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,320 I just recently watched it again this morning and I was and I 204 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,680 lived and I gagged. And Dochi's just so beautiful 205 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,200 and so smart and and she is dancing. 206 00:16:54,200 --> 00:17:00,200 And as I can attest from seeing Dochi live at Gay Pride this 207 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:06,560 past summer, unlike the other girls, we may have mentioned 208 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,319 this before, but unlike the other girls, Nikki, Lil' Kim, 209 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:17,760 Foxy Brown, I mean pretty much any lady rapper, the biggest 210 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,240 stars. A lot of times when you see them 211 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,119 perform live, they're yelling the hit over of their hit over 212 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:27,000 there part where they're singing on the record they're yelling 213 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,160 at. Then there's even worse another. 214 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,080 Guy yelling at in the background too. 215 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,120 Dochi does not have to double hern vocals. 216 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,840 Everything sounds exactly like the motherfucking record gag 217 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,520 live. She slayed it on the Grammys, 218 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:47,120 she won best rap album, she gagged them all in Tom Brown 219 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:52,560 fashion, and she stripped out to a Tom Brown jock strap, all with 220 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,840 her face tape, honey. And if you've ever when people 221 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,560 Doji said, if you want to know why I'm wearing the face tape, 222 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,360 it's because it's cut. Thank you, Doji, for being 223 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,560 perfect in every single fucking way. 224 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:14,560 Oh my God, love it. Well, also in the on the Gaga 225 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:19,120 performance Abracadabra train. I also want to give a notable 226 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:24,520 honorable mention shout out to India Farah, baby India Farah, 227 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:31,640 yes, of of the fame of who got picked up by oh, what's her 228 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,280 name, Mimi. I'm first. 229 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,800 God, I knew her. I'm so sorry. 230 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,120 I'm so sorry to that man, the one who got picked up and spun 231 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,440 around by Mimi. I'm first on Drag Race, honey. 232 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,280 We know she's had a spotty, weird career. 233 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,040 Her last appearances on Drag Race. 234 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,120 We're mostly fighting with Derek Berry. 235 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:54,920 But you can't take away her talent because baby, go to her 236 00:18:54,920 --> 00:19:00,200 Instagram and watch her performance of Abracadabra. 237 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,240 Now she's doing the lady in red kind of, you know, like I 238 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,640 already had it in my closet version of the lady in red. 239 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:10,280 No, look, I don't have any outfits like that in my closet. 240 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,480 So congratulations to this woman. 241 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:19,080 But baby, the performance, the mastery of the moves. 242 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,800 Again, these are just days after it came out. 243 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,680 I mean, I watched it and I wrote fire emojis in the first few 244 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,560 seconds and then I watched the whole thing. 245 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:32,360 She did the mini cane dance part, the mini cane dance part. 246 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,440 And afterwards, I had to write another comment that said, fuck, 247 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,720 this was good. So props to your Mama. 248 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,600 You got to give props to your Mama where they're deserved. 249 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,160 An India Farah's version of Abracadabra is a props to your 250 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:52,480 Mama type a moment. OK, so don't withhold the props 251 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:58,240 from your Mama. The Grammys. 252 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,440 Look, I mean, look again. I told you I've talked about the 253 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,280 Grammys deeply. If you want that, go to the 254 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,760 Patreon. But let's do talk about. 255 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:11,560 Benson Boone. And now look, we all know Benson 256 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,880 Boone. If you don't know him, he's the 257 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:18,000 guy who says please stay. I want you to beep it down. 258 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:25,400 No, babe, babe, he was a fresh faced cutie who auditioned for 259 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:30,400 Katy Perry and them on American Idol not too many years ago. 260 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,560 And I think perhaps the story is, and I haven't taken the time 261 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,400 to do the research, but I remember he did not make it all 262 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,920 the way because maybe he got basically discovered before it 263 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,560 was too late. And they said bitch, drop out of 264 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,480 American Idol coweck because they're going to own your ass, 265 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,080 you don't need them, get the fuck out. 266 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,760 And he did. And now, thanks to TikTok, he is 267 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,720 a star in his own and he was nominated for best new artist. 268 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:03,000 But what I would like to nominate him for is best sweet 269 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:09,000 tight body, juicy ass and thick Dick. 270 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:15,280 Because that's a Grammys. He did a very clunky striptease 271 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:20,440 where Nikki Glaser and Heidi Klum ripped off his tux to 272 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:28,360 reveal his skin tight bodysuit jumpsuit, which, as we mentioned 273 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:32,720 on the Patreon podcast, was quite I'll fitting in some 274 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,080 manners. But you know, obviously I I 275 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:41,160 enjoyed it because we saw that juicy ass and he made headlines 276 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,040 for grabbing his junk at the end. 277 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:46,080 And then he made headlines for apologizing for grabbing his 278 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,120 junk at the end. And it sent a million people 279 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:55,960 running droves to try to find if there are nude pictures of him 280 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:00,200 of his ass and Dick. Now, if you look up Benson Boone 281 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,120 on LPSG, which is of course, Large Penis Support Group, which 282 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,120 is of course where I went immediately when I wanted to see 283 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:11,920 about if I could see some nudes of Benson Boone. 284 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,560 Because I figured, look, this is a young man who is, you know, 285 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,320 you're the Dick pic generation. I mean, anyone, anyone under 40 286 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,560 is the Dick pic generation. I mean you everybody has a Dick 287 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:26,240 pic. So I assumed he must have some 288 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,880 nudes somewhere that somebody had. 289 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:32,040 Now when you go on LPSG to look for Benson Boone, it says he's 290 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:36,680 on the do not post list, which means he's had a lot of nudes 291 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,760 posted before and his lawyers have called and come to get them 292 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,920 and said do not be posted these nudes. 293 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,840 So though the post is like we God bless faggots because 294 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:56,520 they're like, we can't say his name and we can't post pictures, 295 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:01,280 but we can talk about him. And in that thread of them 296 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:05,920 talking about how hot he is, someone said his record label 297 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:10,000 did a great job of cleaning up those nudes, which made me say 298 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:17,400 that means there are nudes out there to be had. 299 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,840 And baby, I found them. You know where I found them on 300 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,880 and I've recently tried to find them again for someone else and 301 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,800 I I cannot locate them under just Benson Boone nudes. 302 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,160 You know, I think I took like a left turn at something else. 303 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:38,320 But there is a international website which I believe is 304 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:43,120 called famous all noodles or something like that and all his 305 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:47,120 the entire collection of his nudes. 306 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:51,160 If they are to be believed. And believe me, they seem like 307 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:55,680 they are to be believed because honey, you know that I am a fake 308 00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:01,240 nude expert. I mean, I I'm from you know, I 309 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,760 graduated College in the 90s when I was secretly J owing to 310 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,600 like fake Marky Mark nudes. I can tell a fake nude from 20 311 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:17,120 feet because the but I I'm still I am very interested in these 312 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,080 look real. These look like him. 313 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,560 They're but they're very active. Like there's one shot of him 314 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,840 like lying in his boxers with people. 315 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,760 This seems like a more recent one with with people rubbing his 316 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,320 body. He has a little mustache in that 317 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,480 one. And now here's somewhere he 318 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,960 looks fresh faced like he was on American Idol. 319 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,320 He has his arm up showing his pits with his hard Dick, which 320 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,320 looks like kind of a more like A5 incher, but the rest of the 321 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,480 body is so toy that it really doesn't matter. 322 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,840 We're not looking at the size, kind of thick, good balls, sweet 323 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:53,160 little tight ass. And he's kind of biting his lip 324 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,600 and thrusting. Then there's another picture of 325 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,120 him sitting on the bathroom floor with his legs spread, 326 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:02,280 definitely his little hole showing ABS, hard Dick, eyes 327 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,520 closed. Then another one where he's on 328 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,240 the toilet, like wanging his fucking Dang. 329 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:11,880 And then another one where he's fully legs up in the air, 330 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,760 holding the Dick with kind of a whoa. 331 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,880 And then there's another one where like he's put the phone on 332 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:24,760 the floor, he's leaning down, spreading his ass cheeks while 333 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:29,040 we see the hard deck. I mean, these are hard to fake 334 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,000 because of the angle. And another one where he's 335 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,320 standing by the door with a hard deck. 336 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,960 Let me tell you, they look good. They look good. 337 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,400 You're going to have to find those for yourself. 338 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,120 But I think it's like femoso noodles is where you'll you will 339 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:50,760 find it. OK, let's rewind to the Grammys 340 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:56,720 a little bit more, because of course, what am I interested in 341 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:01,920 when I think of the Grammys I'm interested in what Azalea bags 342 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,600 talk to Grammys. Okay, now she made some comments 343 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,400 in which we only can assume that we know who she's talking about. 344 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,320 Let's go to her Twitter and just pull it up. 345 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,920 Because really, what? What? 346 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,880 When I think of whose opinion do I want to know? 347 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,840 Who do I want to know? Who's reading for filth? 348 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,800 Everyone in the whole world. Maybe it's Azalea Banks. 349 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,360 Do we agree with her all the time? 350 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,600 No, we do not. But are we entertained? 351 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,880 Yes, we are. Now about before we get into 352 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,520 what Azalea thought about the Super Bowl, let's let's let's 353 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,120 scroll back to what she thought about the Grammys. 354 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:44,240 Now she starts off by throwing some sub limb, though not 355 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:49,200 terribly sub limb shade to Charlie. 356 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:54,840 Are you bummed now? Your bummed now, are you bummed 357 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,440 now Speaking of are you bump on that? 358 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:03,680 I mean, it's so on the nose. Have you seen the double vinyl 359 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,760 that Charlie released of Brat and then the remix album of BRAT 360 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,960 where the second disc is full of white powder? 361 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,240 I mean, literally, if you buy the disc, you shake it around, 362 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:21,720 it's all full of white powder. It's like, girl, are you Mama 363 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,320 now? Are you Mama now? 364 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,640 I mean, I gotta admit, it do take nerve. 365 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:31,640 It do take a nerve. But of course, what was Azalea 366 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,480 Banks comment on Charlie at the Grammys? 367 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,720 She said Coke, bloat, lip sync, not even worth the reaction. 368 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,160 Ouch. Now what did she think of Lady 369 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,280 Gaga? Now this is the nice thing. 370 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:48,120 Azalea Banks loves Lady Gaga which is very enjoyable to see. 371 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,600 When Azalea Banks like something she says no shade. 372 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,520 I'm not ready to accept abracadabra because I feel like 373 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,920 disease did not get its things and the song is so powerful. 374 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,600 The quarrels did not understand how major disease is. 375 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,280 Then she says OK Gaga. Who is this lady with the cane? 376 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,560 LMAO she keeps making appearances and I'm scared of 377 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,640 her. What is her story sis? 378 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,880 No it's a key. Who is this lady with the cane 379 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,920 character? OMGGGGGG and someone says it's 380 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,880 mayhem begging to consume her if she doesn't pursue her one true 381 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,440 passion, dancing, her pains from breaking her hip, being always 382 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,920 being the girl to take it away from her again. 383 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,920 OK thank you and fan but we're not looking for your opinion but 384 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,960 that that person's name is Chaotic Twunk so we can trust 385 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,840 them. I agree. 386 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,320 I like lady with the mini cane. Thank you Azalea for that one. 387 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:48,400 Now Azalea Banks did not enjoy Cynthia Rivos performance of 388 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,120 Flying Me to the Moon, which I actually thought was lovely. 389 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:57,320 Azalea Banks says this was some WB frog tap dancing unneeded 390 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,920 bullshit. We're not accepting her as some 391 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,160 sophisticated jazz singer because she's an extremely basic 392 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,440 half, OK? Not Audra MacDonald sideshow off 393 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,520 Off Broadway snore. If we're spotlighting new jazz 394 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,240 voices, we're pushing Samara Joy to the front. 395 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,120 Samara Joy is the jazz stop. OK Purr. 396 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,800 Cynthia did not deserve to sing with Herbie Hancock. 397 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:33,760 I could just do a whole episode about whatever is, Elliott says. 398 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,880 Oh my God. Now, as far as the Super Bowl 399 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:42,240 goes, now I look, we all knew when Kendrick was going to be 400 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:49,240 the halftime person, the not everyone was going to be singing 401 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,440 a lot of the tunes. I mean, he's very, I find him 402 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,160 very intriguing and interesting. But really, it's not like, Oh my 403 00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:00,520 God, that's my favorite song except for of course, everybody 404 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,920 loves not like us. And it won, you know, record of 405 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:10,560 the year. But of course Azalea now. 406 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,360 It started by Azalea saying that Kendrick looked like a light 407 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,320 absorbency tampon, just little and useless. 408 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,480 Then she asked how was he allowed to allude to pedophilia 409 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,960 at the Super Bowl. They banned Janet Jackson for a 410 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,440 titty and Mia for a middle finger. 411 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,640 But now we can joke about pedophile at the Super Bowl. 412 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,160 I mean, that is actually quite interesting. 413 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:41,440 Now, look, the whole interesting part about Kendrick at the Super 414 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,200 Bowl was that, you know, everyone knew that Drake said he 415 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,320 was going to sue. And, you know, Nick Cannon went 416 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,480 on the radio and said, look, he's not going to perform not 417 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,080 like us. Because none of those big record 418 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:56,520 labels are going to let themselves get sued by Drake. 419 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,840 Because Drake is suing his own label, Universal Music Group, 420 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:06,640 Because because he's on the same label as Kendrick for promoting 421 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,480 and making him, you know, look bad. 422 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,560 Because he believes they were doing that. 423 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,200 Because he has his contract negotiation coming up and 424 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,920 they're trying to get him a lowball deal. 425 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,800 They're trying to fuck with him. And you know, no, even in the 426 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,600 middle of the Super Bowl, as we know, Kendrick kind of played it 427 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,880 being like, oh, you know, they love to sue. 428 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,320 We might not do that song. And then he went and performed 429 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,560 other stuff. And then of course, he did 430 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,240 perform the song. And everyone was a living, 431 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,080 especially when he smiled. Hey, Drake. 432 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:46,840 And he smiled, as many people said, smiled like he was in a 433 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:52,920 90s sitcom opening ceremony. I mean, I found that I thought 434 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,040 the whole thing was pretty great. 435 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,680 I mean, it was like a big video game. 436 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,400 Uncle Sam was played by Sam Jackson. 437 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,720 I thought it was great. Azalea did not agree. 438 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,160 And let's get into what she did not agree about. 439 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,120 She said the lip synching the bell bottoms. 440 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,960 Please not another urban act at the Super Bowl next year. 441 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,560 For crying out loud, Jay-Z, we don't want to see any more of 442 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,080 your friends and family up there. 443 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,640 The nepotism and hating is boring. 444 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,840 That would have been such a fine Wheezy performance. 445 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,040 Y'all could have had Kendrick do this at the Grammys. 446 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:30,040 Please no more nepotism. It's played because I guess 447 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,720 there is the narrative that everyone thought Wheezy should 448 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,200 have been Little Wayne should have been the New Orleans, you 449 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,600 know, headliner obviously. And she goes into quite a bit of 450 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,960 that. She also really gets into Subway 451 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,120 restaurants, foot long Oreo, Oreo cookie, which he's really 452 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,080 into. Like there's like four or five 453 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,040 books about that only that she talks about beef patties from 454 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,080 the corner store. I do love beef patties from the 455 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,800 corner store. I mean, it is interesting that 456 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:02,320 Kendrick Lamar, who though he is extremely critically acclaimed 457 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,280 and just one record of the year, really doesn't have that many 458 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,200 hits. And remember when they made Jlo 459 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,960 share the Super Bowl with Shakira? 460 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,960 Because like what? Because like what? 461 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,360 There's so many hits that Jlo has. 462 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,040 So I mean, I I think even one of her hits is bigger than any song 463 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:30,360 by Kendrick. Well, Oh well, this is me now. 464 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,280 Anything else that Azalea? I mean, honestly, just go to 465 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,680 Azalea's Twitter and like pack a lunch because she, she really 466 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,800 goes all over the fucking place with these topics. 467 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,600 She has a whole topic about this pig. 468 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,520 Do you remember that picture of Beyoncé from the cover of Texas 469 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,120 Holdem? She's wearing a black cowgirl 470 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,520 hat, a bolero type jacket, a metal bikini top, and then just 471 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,680 like a hanging heart over her pussy. 472 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,920 And she said this photo would be fucking iconic if she were just 473 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,520 serving the landing strip for the country single cover. 474 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,040 Like what? The controversy, the iconicness, 475 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,480 the white America in shambles over the black coochie coochie 476 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,760 hair over the black coochie hair. 477 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,440 Like people would have needed CPR. 478 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:23,520 Shady ass. She says Weezy at the Super Bowl 479 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,960 would have been an All Star event no matter how you feel. 480 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,080 Jay should get fired for being a pointless corny hater. 481 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,560 Kendrick doesn't have the All Star catalog lineup. 482 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,360 Wayne does and made 0% for him being NOLA. 483 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,679 This is the thing I I I like this most. 484 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:40,320 I dislike the most about Sagittarians. 485 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,280 Oh wow they have such fucking low self esteem and are so 486 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,719 afraid to be forgotten. They'll do anything to leave 487 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,840 their mark on you, even if they mark themselves up in a process. 488 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,639 While she's really goes in on Sagittarius, honey. 489 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,239 But I mean, think little Wayne really could have had quite an 490 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,880 All Star thing. We would have had Nicki Minaj. 491 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,200 We would have had little Wayne. We had, I mean Birdman. 492 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,640 Not that I care about Birdman, but little Wayne has done a lot 493 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,080 of cameos. You really could have almost 494 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,680 anyone in the world now, I thought now Johnny Mcgovern's 495 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,440 version of the Kendrick Lamar halftime show would have had 496 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,240 Beyoncé doing America's Got a Problem, Lady Gaga doing Bitch 497 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:29,840 Don't Kill My Vibe. And what's the other big star 498 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,440 lady that, oh, Taylor Swift doing Bad Blood, All songs that 499 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,440 Kendrick did verses on. But that wouldn't have been what 500 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,600 it was, which was, you know, it was an artistic piece, honey. 501 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,360 Oh, and we can't forget Serena Williams Crip crip walk at the 502 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:50,720 Super Bowl. I mean, Drake's ex gal pal 503 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,840 Serena Williams. Iconic. 504 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,680 Just giving you the full on crip walk, honey, right at the day of 505 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:02,080 Super Bowl, referencing herself doing it at I think not when she 506 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,800 did it at Wimbledon. She did it at the Olympics when 507 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,320 she went, she's a little crip walk. 508 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:10,320 And honey, the, the best thing is watching people who are 509 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,880 really into the Kendrick thing watch it. 510 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,760 There's this great video of this lady watching the whole 511 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,560 performance and getting her fucking life. 512 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,240 And it really makes you enjoy it even more. 513 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:28,720 I mean, my gosh, a delight, a true delight. 514 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:35,000 OK, now, last week, now look, I, I'm not a traitor's watcher. 515 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:39,560 I, I really don't care. I know I, I tried for a minute 516 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,320 to, to do it because I wanted to see what Bob was up to. 517 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,240 And you know, it's, I'm always looking for a new show. 518 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,760 I like Survivor, I like all those. 519 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:52,000 But the traitors just has not, hasn't, it has not captured my 520 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,600 attention. But I did realize that Sam 521 00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:04,280 Ascari, Britney's ex-husband, was on the traitors and more 522 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:11,960 importantly, Britney Spears ex-husband Sam Ascari was at the 523 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:17,920 Wee Ho Dog Park last week. And I was there too, because I 524 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,960 saw a very handsome, thick thighed looking gentleman 525 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,640 walking around with a big swinging Dick and some 526 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:31,800 sweatpants and a some kind of Doberman pincher type of dog and 527 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,760 some hot lady. And I was looking at him and he 528 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,640 was looking at me looking at him because he I'm sure I'd look 529 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,760 like a faggot. And he was like, this faggot 530 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,280 probably knows who I am. And I was like, who is is that? 531 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,760 Just is that a porn star? Is that someone that IA go go 532 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,480 boy that I know? And I said no fuck that is Sam 533 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:57,400 motherfuking Ascari and that dog must be one of the Brittany dogs 534 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,280 that he took in the divorce that he got in the divorce. 535 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,880 I was at the dog park with Brittanys dog and you should 536 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,560 have gone and got my dog back from me. 537 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,320 That was Snaffles and I cannot believe he took Sniffles and he 538 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,480 took me to your stupid faggot dog park. 539 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,440 I don't want my dog turning gay. Brittany, your dog's not going 540 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,880 to turn gay just from being at the We O dog park. 541 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,480 Oh really? I bet he's licking his own 542 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,320 fucking Dick right now. I bet he's licking all the Dicks 543 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,080 of all the other dogs ever since you've been to your faggot park. 544 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,040 Brittany. What? 545 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:40,280 Why are you so homophobic? I'm sorry, it's just like 546 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,560 nobody's been talking about me for a while now. 547 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,720 I figured the only way to get attention in this new Trump era 548 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,480 is to be having a baby. So how about this? 549 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,720 Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Is that working as anyone paying 550 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,520 attention? No. 551 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,920 What's going on in your Instagram? 552 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,840 I have not. I haven't checked in on you in a 553 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,560 in a minute. What is going on? 554 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,280 Sorry, I just got distracted. I opened up Instagram and I saw 555 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,640 a man whose traps were just so large. 556 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:22,600 My God. OK, let's see what Britney has 557 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,960 been up to on her, on her feet. I mean, haven't seen anything. 558 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,440 Oh, God. Did she delete her account? 559 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,720 She must have, that's why I hadn't seen anything. 560 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,960 She must have deleted her account because it's not coming 561 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:43,280 up. Abracadabra una na Yep, she must 562 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:49,240 have deleted her account. That's right, you stupid fucker. 563 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:54,680 I deleted my fucking account. I said abracadabra like a Oh no, 564 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,600 no, hey, guess what? Like telephone. 565 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,840 That song was regularly for me. So the Abraham name. 566 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:08,080 Brittany, that's not true. That is it. 567 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,080 No, nothing's true. I'm just so bored. 568 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,840 I'm at home showing my pussy to the security guards. 569 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,520 They've seen it so many times. They're bored. 570 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,200 I'm bored. Maybe I'll do a residency in 571 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,800 Vegas. Just kidding. 572 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,560 I'm not going to. Wow. 573 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,560 She gets her hopes up. She takes them away. 574 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,560 Wow. I didn't even notice that she's 575 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,200 gone. But she is gone. 576 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,400 Yeah, she's not there. She's not there. 577 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,280 Well, let me tell you, though, Sam Ascari really did look sexy 578 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,760 in real life. Very thick and delightful. 579 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,040 Now, Brittany was hanging with Jaden James. 580 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,480 Jaden James or Sean Preston. I think it was Jaden James over 581 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,080 the holidays because remember, she made her final child support 582 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:02,920 payment because I think her final, I think Jayden turned 18. 583 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:10,160 And so Jayden got his ass right over to Calabasas to visit Mommy 584 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:15,720 because he seems very interested perhaps in having his own pop 585 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:18,320 career. And if you want a pop career, 586 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:23,000 you should probably be close to Mommy, especially when mommy's 587 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,680 got all the connections. So I don't think Pobo Zhao is 588 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,600 going to really do much for you. No, I don't think he is. 589 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,920 So probably should stop shitting on mommy. 590 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,800 I mean, I'd love to see a Jaden James pop career. 591 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,600 I mean seems very very interesting. 592 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:47,240 Now if anyone saw Andrew Garfield at the Golden Globes, 593 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,640 you can see that he is aging like a fine wine. 594 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:56,480 I've never been a huge Andrew Garfield fan, but 40 is looking 595 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,480 good on him. He was wearing like a olive type 596 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,840 of suit. He has a beard, glasses. 597 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,040 His shirt was all open. And now they're saying that 598 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:11,160 supposedly Andrew Garfield and Demi Moore, America's ageless 599 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:15,640 Golden Globe winning beauty who I hope wins the Oscar. 600 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,560 She won't, but I God, I would love it if she did. 601 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:24,120 It's got to be going to, I feel like it's got to be going to 602 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,600 Cynthia Revo. But you know, I'd love it to see 603 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,680 it though, and she deserves it because I mean, that was just an 604 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,040 incredible performance. But I mean, like, when are we 605 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,160 going to see Demi get a moment like this again? 606 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,080 I think it's I think Cynthia Revo could probably win it, you 607 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:44,960 know, for Wicked 2 for good, Whereas Demi Moore, is anything 608 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,320 going to ever come together like it does right now with the 609 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,640 substance? Maybe not. 610 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,520 I would love to see her win, but supposedly to me and Andrew are 611 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:58,400 getting cozy. Honey, he's got a new wig. 612 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:03,400 He's got a new wig. Maybe they met at the wig 613 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,040 doctor. I mean, honey, check. 614 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,560 His wig is wigging, OK? His wig is wigging. 615 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,360 These motherfuckers and their straight, straight hairlines 616 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,240 that have never existed so straight in the whole life is 617 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:25,440 you know, it's funny wig what Wendy Williams. 618 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,320 Let's talk. I mean, look again A to beat a 619 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,440 dead horse. But baby, if you really want to 620 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,520 know, I do an emergency pod on the Patreon. 621 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,120 Look at all this all this shit while I was off gay as fuck, 622 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,720 honey, I was still doing it on the Patreon. 623 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:45,000 We did a deep dive into what the fuck was going on a Wendy. 624 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:50,720 And honestly, he came out on the day of the inauguration because 625 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:53,400 like we like to do on the Patreon, we like to take your 626 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,400 mind off the horrors of the world with more horrors. 627 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,000 Because of course the windy situation is a horror, but at 628 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,640 least it wasn't the orange horror, you know what I'm 629 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,000 saying? You know what I'm saying? 630 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,920 The the you know, But as we know, Wendy called into The 631 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:13,200 Breakfast Club with Charlemagne and her niece, as well as to Don 632 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,480 Lemon as well as to Hollywood Unlocked. 633 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:23,000 And then recently she did an interview with Harley B Levin 634 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,480 from TMZ. And baby, this was dramatic 635 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:32,560 because what they did was they pointed a Wendy is Wendy. 636 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,640 If you don't know, first of all, she's just showing my Patreon 637 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,960 and get in. But if you don't know, we'll 638 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,680 give you the quick summary. Wendy, we know they said she 639 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,280 had, you know, frontal lobe dementia and she wasn't getting 640 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,280 any better. But she's calling into all these 641 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,520 shows sounding very together now. 642 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,080 Not perfect, not exactly perfect, but certainly not 643 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:58,040 enough of a it's not like she felt wet brain like she did in 644 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,400 that documentary. She seemed like she's off the 645 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,880 sauce and certainly while maybe she's not going to be OK to do a 646 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,440 full daytime talk show ever again, certainly the woman 647 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,760 doesn't need to be locked up in this old folks home in New York 648 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,360 City where they have her locked up, where she can't leave. 649 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,880 I mean, that is really, I mean, free Wendy. 650 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,280 That's just too much. She let this woman retire in 651 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,840 peace and control her own fucking money with her family. 652 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,120 But what they did with the interview with Harvey Levin is 653 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:32,880 they pointed a camera at her window and she would stand at 654 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,320 the window and talk in the phone. 655 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,680 And the clip that I saw, I haven't watched the whole thing 656 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,240 yet, was her like crying at the window as the camera zoomed in. 657 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,080 And honey, now he she has Harvey Levin on her side. 658 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,000 And they're doing the Wendy dock at the TMZ Free Wendy Dock. 659 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,480 And it's all moving in the right direction because we want Wendy 660 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,320 to be free It. It doesn't matter whether or not 661 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:59,560 Wendy is fully together or not, but she definitely is together 662 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:06,760 enough to not need to be under someone else's control. 663 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:13,960 That's just completely insane. Let Wendy do whatever Wendy will 664 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:20,000 want to do, for God's sake. But seriously, get over. 665 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,560 I mean, we really go in deep on the Patreon. 666 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,000 So go over there and go over there and enjoy that. 667 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:32,760 Darling, why don't you do it as Wendy would say, OK? 668 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,280 Jlo humiliated again, they say in Star magazine. 669 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,880 But that's really The thing is, Jlo has a new movie, The Kiss of 670 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,080 the Spider Woman, to remember that that was a very famous 671 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,040 Broadway play. And then a movie starring Raul, 672 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:52,360 Julia and Sonia Braga. It's about a gay guy in prison. 673 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,000 He imagines the kiss of the Spider Woman. 674 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,880 And I guess Jennifer Lopez is playing the Spider Woman well 675 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,320 while she's getting a standing ovation at the Sundance Film 676 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,880 Festival. Because you know what we love to 677 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,680 do? We love to tear our stars down 678 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,360 and then we love to build them back up. 679 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,200 But in the meantime, they're still tearing her down a little 680 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:16,840 bit because This Is Me Now herself produced Flopper Rooney 681 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:24,480 was nominated for the Golden Razzie Award for the worst in 682 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,120 2024. But don't forget Sandra Bullock 683 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,800 and also Halle Berry, Scott Razzies. 684 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:36,240 But Jennifer's ego is crushed and she was just Oh my God, you 685 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,200 know what? She looked great at the Grammys. 686 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,360 She looked she, you know, looking fantastic is the best 687 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,480 revenge. Having the picnic. 688 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:47,800 Birkin is the best revenge. And Jlo has any Birkin and 689 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,080 anything that she wants. So like, you know. 690 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:59,280 Cry on a bag of money. Last but not least, you know, 691 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,760 it's the Super Bowl. You know, I do not care about 692 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:08,600 the Super Bowl, but I do care about one thing at the Super 693 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:16,680 Bowl, which is I really enjoy the tunnel fashion. 694 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:22,720 OK? The guys from Oh my God, Vogue 695 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,840 is trying to get me to sign in every time I want to just look 696 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:30,640 at their stupid article. Stop it now. 697 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,840 We've seen this before. Is that like when the guys 698 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,000 arrive to the game? A growing trend is the is that 699 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,640 the players take the moment to showcase their personal style 700 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:50,360 and most importantly, to carry a lot of expensive man handbags. 701 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:55,080 And if you know me, you know I love an expensive man handbag. 702 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:59,320 Yes, I do. Now of course the top story in 703 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:07,640 the tunnel was Travis Kelsey and the weirdest Amiri disco ish 704 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:12,320 suit with a sparkly. It's like a 70 style disco suit 705 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:22,280 with sparkly shirt as well as a very expensive leather man 706 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,200 duffel. Now many have said that this oh 707 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,680 you carried Gucci loafers and black leather duffel. 708 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,000 This outfit would have been better if he had won but 709 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,120 apparently he lost. I had no idea who lost, but in 710 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,800 reading about this outfit I found out that his team did not 711 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,000 win and they all felt like they must have been embarrassed that 712 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,280 he had this stupid outfit. Another guy, the Eagles running 713 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,920 back. Now he wore a Johnny McGovern 714 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,160 outfit that I could really get into, which was a full dark 715 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:57,640 denim jacket and Jean, sort of a Canadian tuxedo, but he finished 716 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,480 the look with an oversized denim. 717 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:05,240 Hermes hack bag. Honey yes, as well as 718 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,920 quarterback Jalen Hurts. He also opted for a giant. 719 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,640 Oh, he got, you know what he got? 720 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,360 He wore the row. What's isn't it? 721 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,240 What's her name bag? The Margot. 722 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:20,720 He wore a big black leather Margot and a purple suit. 723 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:26,160 And then honey, Devonta Smith came in looking like he was a 724 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,120 member of the House of Aviant. Sweetie, what? 725 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:36,200 I mean, Devonta Smith, are we sure we're not part of a voguing 726 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,600 house? He was wearing a flare red suit 727 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:47,400 with a goyard clutch. We also saw a lot of the new 728 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,920 Louis Vuitton speedies, the soft, you know, $1,000,000 729 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:57,120 speedies, a lot of man handbags going on, which we love to see. 730 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:08,640 We love to see it now. The most and greatest story of 731 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:19,600 the last month, of course, is Oneisha Robinson from or, the 732 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,120 Tales of the American Woman in Pakistan. 733 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:30,720 OK, she has she took over Pakistan, honey. 734 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:36,320 Now the again, I did a full emergency deep dive on this on 735 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:42,080 the Patreon to tell you to give you all the story is deep and 736 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,600 good. And I've found all the sources 737 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,320 to tell us the story from the beginning to the end. 738 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,200 Or we thought it was the end because there's an update in the 739 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,360 story. Now quick quick Cliff notes 740 00:51:54,360 --> 00:52:01,080 version is Anisha Robinson was catfishing an 18 year old 741 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:06,200 Pakistani man named Ahmed, talking him online using the 742 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:12,000 Nicki Minaj filter which he fell for because she seems like 743 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,440 perhaps a simple young man. She romanced him and they got 744 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:21,320 married in an Islamic ceremony online and then she packed her 745 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:26,280 motherfucking bags from New York and she flew to Pakistan to meet 746 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:31,640 her husband who then when he saw her or at some point soon 747 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,080 thereafter decided, wait a minute, you are not my Nicki 748 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,000 Minaj bride. I got to fucking go. 749 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,280 And his mother said, get in the car and then they left, leaving 750 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,320 her camping out at their apartment building. 751 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,000 Now soon this caught the attention of the Pakistani 752 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,080 media. And while at first she was just 753 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,960 saying, I just want to talk to my husband and see my husband, 754 00:52:54,200 --> 00:53:01,000 she started to really give him some quips and then the media 755 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,880 started covering her. She was then taken up as a cause 756 00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:10,480 by a Pakistani humanitarian who caused called a huge press 757 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,480 conference with tons and tons of cameras. 758 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,560 And this is where her reign of terror and joy began because she 759 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:21,040 started she was Boston the humanitarian around. 760 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,520 She was telling them look what I'm going to need, if y'all want 761 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,640 me to talk, you're going to have to give me money 2000 or more 762 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,200 per week and I actually want to take myself to Dubai. 763 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,360 She was acting like she was pregnant from her husband. 764 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,480 She was telling people that they needed to get out of her 765 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,880 business because it was against her religion to tell people her 766 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,440 business. Talking unless y'all giving me 767 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:52,760 land and 2000 or more every week. 768 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,760 Can you hear me? I'm getting my Pakistani 769 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:01,440 passport and Pakistani ID. It's right babe, I'm Muslim and 770 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,080 and it's against my religion to tell you all my business. 771 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:09,920 Have a nice day. Where have you been last three 772 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,120 months and have you? Reached ever? 773 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,680 Excuse me? I just said it's against my 774 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:15,760 religion to tell you my business, OK? 775 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:21,680 And the world and Pakistan fell in love with Onisha, OK, She 776 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,560 became the biggest meme social media star over there. 777 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:30,880 And it went on for weeks with her being trailed like Britney 778 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:36,760 Spears by the media in Pakistan. Just giving gold quip after gold 779 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,400 quip. Now, we thought the story was 780 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:45,160 over because she finally had been convinced to take a flight 781 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:49,280 back to the United States, and we all thought, well, that was 782 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,800 it. But it turns out that the flight 783 00:54:53,120 --> 00:55:00,960 had made a stopover in Dubai where Andaisha got off the plane 784 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,720 and just said, you know what, I said I was going to Dubai and 785 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:06,760 guess what, I am going to go to Dubai. 786 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,960 And The thing is, she is such a huge star currently that when 787 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,960 she got off the plane in Dubai, everyone was just obsessed with 788 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,000 her and started filming her and started quoting herself to 789 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,600 herself. And she is now just out in the 790 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:25,280 streets of Dubai performing her greatest quotes from her time in 791 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,320 Pakistan. Where is she sleeping? 792 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:32,520 What is she doing? The story is still developing. 793 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:42,800 I mean, it's truly incredible. Now to wrap up the show, I want 794 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,800 to play something that I've been working on. 795 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,560 Now look, this is The funny thing. 796 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,480 I spent months working on my new album year, a year actually. 797 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,800 A full year working on my new album and a full year working on 798 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,280 the release, making the videos, doing all the rest. 799 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:02,880 And recently today I started playing with the new AI 800 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:09,560 songwriting app called Refusion, where you can put in a prompt 801 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,880 and in under one minute the the computer will write you a song. 802 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:19,480 And I've got to tell you, I'm fucking gagged because I put in 803 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,040 a prompt. Write me a song about Oneisha 804 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:29,960 Robinson who came to Pakistan after catfishing a young man 805 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:35,320 with a Nicki Minaj filter. And now she wants $2000 or more 806 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,560 and she wants to go to Dubai and she is now the new Queen of 807 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,600 Pakistan and everybody loves her. 808 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,240 And I put that in as a prompt and the motherfucking computers 809 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:50,320 wrote me such a fucking banger in under a minute that I think 810 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,920 we are all in motherfucking trouble. 811 00:56:53,560 --> 00:57:31,520 And here is that song. Queen can't sell you my 812 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:38,040 business, but I made my decision now on the by the thing I've 813 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:46,560 seen, I've seen do now all those guys are myself in a palace. 814 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:52,040 Where are his eyes with behind all the strife you cannot 815 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:58,440 wonder. You can't get sleep without 816 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:03,520 possess. Can't say you're my business. 817 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:08,760 It's against my religions. Left the face behind. 818 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:13,960 Now I'm living like a queen. Can't say you want business. 819 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:19,600 But I'll make my decision. No, I'm going to buy everything 820 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,760 that I've said I've seen. Don't lie. 821 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:29,080 OK, I mean honey, here's another one that I also with the same 822 00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,120 prompt, another song that came up. 823 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:41,200 Uh huh. Bitch, you thought you knew me, 824 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,960 but you don't know shit about my story. 825 00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:48,280 Oh man, I got something to confess. 826 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:54,200 The space you fell for, I guess. Finesse Minaj filter got you 827 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:58,320 obsessed. Now I'm in Pakistan, no stress 828 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,480 2000 weekly. That's my request. 829 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,120 Why you need it? Mind your business. 830 00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:09,720 Got religious reasons? Can't express while I'm lighting 831 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,560 up another cigarette? Yes, it's up in my business, 832 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,000 it's religious. Well, I'm smoking cigarettes. 833 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,440 I'm getting suspicious. Got my eyebrows strong. 834 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,560 Feeling vicious, making money moves. 835 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,360 So malicious. It's up in my business, it's 836 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:34,680 religious. From Pakistan straight to Dubai. 837 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,880 Now they call me Queen. Ain't that some shit? 838 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,440 Fuck your expectations. Ain't no rules. 839 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,760 You're supposed to build my own tools. 840 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,040 I'm never cut, baby. That's all news. 841 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,160 Got a powder smell? Yeah, that's my move. 842 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,880 Every screenshot, it's calculated. 843 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,120 Every message, it's walking straight. 844 00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:01,040 A call me scammer. I call it faith. 845 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,320 No money. Shit in this estate. 846 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,040 Where's the girl I thought I knew? 847 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,160 Yes. Can you fucking believe that? 848 01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:16,040 Oh baby, we all must, just might, just, we all should just 849 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:21,160 focus on having fun. Because computers, they're 850 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:22,560 coming. They're coming for every bad 851 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:26,560 job, and they're writing songs in one minute. 852 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:30,360 But the songs were pretty good. Got to admit they were pretty 853 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,440 good. Now look if you want to hear me 854 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:39,800 go into details on Wendy, on Onijah, on the Grammys, on all 855 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,720 of it. Not to mention what I did over 856 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,840 the holidays which was the 12 days of Sysmas where he gave a 857 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,320 brand new podcast every day of the week. 858 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,200 Honey, you can get in. Just go to patreon.com/guess of 859 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,640 all time membership. Start at 5, go to 10, go to 15 860 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,040 or if you're rich you can pay 50. 861 01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:00,160 But that's just for you. To me do a flex and to support 862 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:05,480 me. Well sweetie, please check out 863 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,600 the Dad Rave video. It is on YouTube, on the Daddy 864 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:14,160 Hunt app channel, it is on my Instagram and of course over the 865 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,840 Patreon. The uncensored version is there 866 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:21,640 for your pleasure as well. Thank you for listening. 867 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:27,680 I will be back in one month with another episode of Gay as Fuck. 868 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:35,200 Bye baby. I put my finger in his ass 869 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,840 personally so I know his ass was loose.