1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:09,880 It's a Kiki with Johnny Make G gonna spill all the tea. 2 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:17,160 All my LGBTS you're in. Love. 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:21,880 Cause Johnny McGovern is gay as fuck. 4 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:31,720 Hello everyone and welcome to Gay as fuck. 5 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:38,240 I am your host, the gayest. This isn't your show. 6 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:45,440 Bing you as Mr. John McGovern. Hello everyone baby. 7 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:53,000 I am just now recovered from the glamour, the excitement, the 8 00:00:53,000 --> 00:01:00,280 showbiz, the lights, the sparkle, the glitter of Drag Con 9 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,840 Los Angeles 2024. And I haven't been back to drag 10 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:08,120 con in years. Like I, I think the last one we 11 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,520 met was pre pandemic with Lady Rad. 12 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,840 So I have not been back in many years. 13 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:18,320 And to go back as part of World of Wonder and to have them 14 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:25,720 create such an incredible stage for me to do 7 live tapings of 15 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,040 Hey Queen baby, we were living in fantasyland. 16 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:33,280 I mean, we were like, honey, look, this is it. 17 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:40,000 This is fabulous because I showed up on the preview day to 18 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,760 the Los Angeles Convention Center and they said you go to 19 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,120 the left and you'll see your stage. 20 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:50,360 And what I walked in on was a complete recreation of the Hey 21 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,760 Queen set with the window, the sign, the desk, the floor, the 22 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,520 the signs, everything to the T Chef's kiss. 23 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,080 So baby, I was energized and ready to go. 24 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,240 My homie Marlin styled my looks from JCRT. 25 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,240 Crunk did my makeup. My friend Jordan was on the 26 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,920 backup. All the Hey Queen gals were with 27 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,480 us. We were shooting content all the 28 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:19,960 days with all the Queens and seven episodes we did Lawlery, 29 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:25,200 Jimbo, Kitamine from down under, Envy Peru. 30 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,800 Oh, wow, so beautiful. Lolita Banana from Drag Race 31 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,480 France, who's now the host of Drag Race Mexico. 32 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,520 And Shea Coulay was supposed to do it, honey, She cancelled. 33 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,280 We had to pull together a show in 20 minutes. 34 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,080 Yes, we did. But you know what? 35 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,640 We got it like that. And who stepped in to save the 36 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,840 day? The beautiful Raja O'Hara. 37 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,720 And you know what? It was one of the best 38 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,120 interviews of the day. And the cast of House on Fire, 39 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,320 which is the show about the ballroom house. 40 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,680 Miyaki Muglia, baby I was loving. 41 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:00,160 I mean the father of the house, Yusuf, he walks labels. 42 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,800 This was a thing I totally forgot about. 43 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,880 In the balls he walks labels and on the show he has a scene where 44 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:10,920 he pulls out the Gautier Hermes Birkin and says look it up. 45 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,840 So I talked to him, the mothers of the house, Tati and Chanel 46 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:21,760 and a young new prospect, AJ. The show was good and their 47 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,880 interview on a Queen was incredible. 48 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,400 So I had a fucking blast. And look, I I have so many 49 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,280 details about all of it and everything that went down and 50 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:35,160 you can hear that where you know where on the Patreon baby, go to 51 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,680 patreon.com/gays of all time. You hear me? 52 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,920 Crunk Marlon Jordan breaking down all three days. 53 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:46,560 Plus, Crunk gives us his gay pride and nude adventures on 54 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:52,360 Black Speech the next day. The day after that I had to just 55 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:56,920 I said goodbye, bye bye world and I took a nap for 24 hours 56 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,080 because I was drained honey. But God it was sweet. 57 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,400 And look, I have talked all about it over the Patreon. 58 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,880 So if you want to hear the details, get in and get in good. 59 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,360 Plus, over on the Patreon, me and Teddy Margus are doing a new 60 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,160 episode of Menergy, which is hookup horror stories. 61 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:21,360 And baby, we are keeping it 100% real, real scary hookup horror 62 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:25,640 stories. But in the meantime, it's time 63 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,320 to get into a very special edition of the show. 64 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:32,640 Look, is it a bit of a slow Newsweek when it comes to 65 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,000 celebrity news? Yes, it is, because we're all 66 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,920 focused on what's going on in the real world. 67 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,680 Biden's out, Kamala's and Trump's going crazy. 68 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,960 Everybody's insane. We're all losing our mind. 69 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:47,080 We know what's going on, OK? And what we got to do but here 70 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,760 we want a little brain candy, OK we just want to hear about 71 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:56,720 celebrities who are gay etcetera, etcetera, etcetera OK 72 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:02,200 Divas having fights and male plastic surgery OK that's what 73 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,840 that's what we listen to this show for an escape. 74 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,440 So I decided to go back to the source to get the gossip that we 75 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,280 need. The original source being the 76 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:15,640 National Enquirer. Honey, even when there's no real 77 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,120 news to report, they've made-up some stories that we can 78 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,760 bullshit about and that is what we are going to do today. 79 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:27,960 What's on the cover? Well expose Tom Cruise secret 80 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,560 war on Brad Pitt. I want to know. 81 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,480 Big trouble. Julia gets handsy with Taylor's 82 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,280 man. It's in the Inquirer. 83 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:41,240 Jlo de Force drama Jen Garner tells Ben to get lost. 84 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,080 It's in the Inquirer. I was mauled by Michael 85 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,920 Jackson's chimp. It's in the Inquirer. 86 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,680 Kanye outfoxed by lesbian Julia It's. 87 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,840 In the Inquirer. I mean this shit is good. 88 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,160 Find out in this week's Inquirer over 100 features for people 89 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:01,200 with inquiring minds. Like me, let's get into it, get 90 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:17,560 into it, into it, into it, get into it, into it, get into it. 91 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,720 I love that National Enquirer sound effect. 92 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,160 I mean, that was what really drew me to gossip. 93 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,720 Back in the day. They used to have TV commercials 94 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,640 for the National Enquirer and they have this sound effect. 95 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,880 I mean here, listen to one of the old commercials. 96 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,440 Why did Lee Iacocca file for divorce only eight months after 97 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,440 the wedding? Enquiring minds want to know. 98 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,600 I want to know. Who is Michael J Fox's new love? 99 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,600 This week's National Enquirer tells you. 100 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,360 Do people who use artificial sweeteners gain weight? 101 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,000 What are 10 ways to make housework easier? 102 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,360 It's in The Enquirer. Will Tina Turner marry a young 103 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,440 German executive? Find out in this week's 104 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,560 Enquirer. Over 100 features for people 105 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:02,080 with enquiring minds. I mean, who wouldn't want to 106 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,120 listen to that? Yes. 107 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,040 All right. Now, before we get into the full 108 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,480 National Fire, there was one story that I wanted to talk 109 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,440 about which came to me by way of my personal trainer. 110 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,440 It's a straight, a very nice straight guy named Brandon. 111 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:25,800 And he and he was, we were we of course, I talk all sorts of gay 112 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,680 stuff to him and so he knows things of gay interest is 113 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,400 something I might want to know about. 114 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,240 So he said, well, did you hear about the guy on Love Island and 115 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:38,240 his booty hole and spread spreading his cheeks on video? 116 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:43,200 And I said, what booty hole spreading cheeks on video? 117 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,560 Love Island, What is the story that you tell me of? 118 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,680 And so I don't, I'm not watching Love Island, but this story of 119 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:55,560 course, interests me because on Love Island, USA, there's a guy 120 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,440 named Kendall. So he's in I guess the Love 121 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:05,200 Island house and while he was in there some videos, sexually 122 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,680 explicit videos of him leaked and started making the rounds 123 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,000 online. Now from what my trainer told 124 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,240 me, it was him bending over and spreading his cheeks and showing 125 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:21,120 his whole uploaded with no context by a mystery uploader 126 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,920 and that happened on the same night. 127 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,920 It's the season finale every so everybody was like basically 128 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,440 Googling his name of what was coming up his butt hole. 129 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,400 Now if we talk to Out magazine, they of course rightly talk 130 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,679 about how it was without Kendall's consent at the time. 131 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,760 He was unable to access his phone and defend himself from a 132 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:47,680 lot of the online vitriol, much of which was anti-gay and 133 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,840 homophobic due to the nature of the leaked videos. 134 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:56,000 Which means 'cause he was showing his his butt hole, why 135 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,480 don't they just say because he was showing his butt hole in 136 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,000 this news story. Now different tweets say 137 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,440 different things people say. After seeing some of the tweets 138 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,880 reacting to the Kendall leaks, I have two things to say. 139 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:10,000 I know we hate Kendall but using that to a post homophobic shit 140 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,840 is not OK. And 2:00 just because a man 141 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,200 enjoys butt play does not mean he's gay. 142 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,600 That's all thank you Danny Bella. 143 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,000 And then someone else says honestly I feel so bad for 144 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,440 Kendall. This is so sick. 145 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,520 Whoever leaked that video, you don't have the like the man or 146 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,480 agree with him. But to leak that personal video 147 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,240 is disgusting and they need to be punished. 148 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:38,680 I mean, yeah, it is quite rude to leak someone's bubble video, 149 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,080 but what is it? It's interesting. 150 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,280 We're interested in that. I want to. 151 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,240 Know now I have actually not seen been able to track down the 152 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:53,800 footage, but I'm sure if I try if you look if gays, you know 153 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:58,120 what to do you know where to go. I mean I've seen a lot of 154 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,360 buttholes, so I can just imagine what this one is like. 155 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,640 I'll find it if you haven't sent it to me. 156 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:15,800 Well good luck Kendall. Kendall came back and said what 157 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,520 a way to get my phone back y'all. 158 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,840 I just want to address the content that came out from my 159 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,320 past. That was something I shared to 160 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,840 someone in confidence and trust. It's unfortunate that it's no 161 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,880 longer private, but it is what it is. 162 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,000 Just my butthole. No, you didn't say the butthole 163 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:38,920 part. I mean, it looks like he has a 164 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,160 good attitude about it. He's like, you know what, My 165 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,200 butthole went viral and I should just get on it. 166 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,240 And I'm more famous than ever, and so is my butthole. 167 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:53,560 All right, let's get into the National Enquirer. 168 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,760 Would you hear that? That's paper. 169 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,920 That's pages turning. I mean, they start off with a 170 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:05,200 bang right on the inside cover. Kanye outfoxed by lesbian Julia 171 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,960 and we had Julia Fox. Julia. 172 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:15,840 Actress Julia Fox, She's in a denim like denim tuxedo type of 173 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,520 look but it's a denim shirt with giant shoulder bats. 174 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,720 Because she's cunt macho rapper Kanye West. 175 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,400 Former gal pal Julia Fox has come out as a full-fledged 176 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,280 lesbian. An insider's dish. 177 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:33,480 The shocking revelation may drive the bipolar performer over 178 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:39,600 the edge. The Uncut Gems beauty Uncut Gems 179 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:44,240 34 drop the bombshell on social media in response to a viral 180 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:48,440 video slamming gay gals who date clueless men and treat the 181 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:52,040 obsessed dudes like dirt. Frisky Fox I mean, it's like 182 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:56,560 who's writing this in 1940s cub reporter Frisky Fox, who briefly 183 00:11:56,560 --> 00:12:00,000 dated Kanye in the early 20 twos after he was dumped by reality 184 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,920 babe wife Kim Kardashian, crowed. 185 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,440 Hey, that was me. I was that lesbian. 186 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,160 So sorry boys, won't happen again. 187 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,760 I mean, Julia Fox, are you truly a lesbian? 188 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,720 Don't. No backsies. 189 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,840 No backsies. Johnny. 190 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,960 If anyone can do backsies if they want, Johnny. 191 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,320 OK, fine, no backsies though. If you want to come out as a 192 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,680 lesbian, you better do some serious pussy eating before you 193 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,160 do backsies, OK? I don't want to hear about you 194 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,440 dating some man if you are now a lesbian. 195 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,040 OK, Johnny. Do not cry for Jerry Fox. 196 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:42,320 OK, anonymous Internet person, shame person. 197 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,080 After fling with Kanye fizzled, Fox, who shares son Valentino 198 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,160 with ex-husband Peter Armertinev, suggested she was 199 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,080 ready to switch teams by admitting to having some gay 200 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:55,400 bone in her body and needing to explore that a little more. 201 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,320 You see now why I say no back seats? 202 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,760 Because this seems like this bitch is about to be back seats, 203 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,840 you know what I mean? OK, well we'll see. 204 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,560 You say you're a lesbian. I better see some serious pussy 205 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,840 eating. Julia Fox. 206 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,200 I don't want just words, I want pussy eating. 207 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,280 I don't need to see it, I just need to confirm that you did it. 208 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:21,200 Paper, paper SMR. I was mauled by Michael 209 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,920 Jackson's chimp. Little girl relives Bubbles. 210 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,840 Brutal, bloody betrayal. The Alliteration. 211 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:34,880 National Enquirer little girl relives Bubbles brutal, bloody 212 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,920 betrayal. Find out in this week's Inquiry 213 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,600 over 100 features for people with inquiry minds. 214 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,480 Like me, the person who was attacked by Bubbles was Rasheeda 215 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,120 Jones. Quincy Jones daughter. 216 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,640 Wow. Traumatized. 217 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,200 Rasheeda Jones was brutally mauled by Michael Jackson's out 218 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:57,320 of control chimp Bubbles in a grizzly assault when she was 219 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:01,760 just nine years old while she was visiting Michael's home with 220 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,880 Quincy. And we side note, we need to 221 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:09,320 talk about Quincy's secret undercover gay life and the fact 222 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,200 that Quincy Jones was fucking them all. 223 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,760 More on that subject. On another episode. 224 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,480 Bubbles was in a cage and he took my hair band out of my 225 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,880 hand. Everybody else had left the room 226 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,320 and I was like give it back and he was playing around with it 227 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,320 and wouldn't give it back. So I opened the cage and he came 228 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,520 out. Then he started running around 229 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,480 the room and throwing books. I told him no, no, no and give 230 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,840 him a light tap in the head because she'd seen Michael try 231 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,840 to discipline him that way. That's when the raging ape took 232 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,480 her hand and it was time for Bubbles. 233 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:48,760 Brutal, bloody betrayal. He took her hand and chomped on 234 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,560 it. That's because Bubbles was 235 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:56,120 probably going through puberty and was on a in a horny rage 236 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,560 because he realized he's being dressed up like a human baby and 237 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,240 what he wanted to do was be a free monkey. 238 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:08,880 Bubbles brutal, bloody betrayal. She still has a scar. 239 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:10,840 Oh, and she even takes the blame. 240 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,120 I know it was my fault. Well, no, it's not my fault. 241 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,600 I'm not the one who put a chimpanzee and overalls in a 242 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,480 diaper. Blame Michael. 243 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,200 Blame the dead, all right, Rasheeda? 244 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,760 Well, Sharon sticks up for sex past Kevin. 245 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:35,560 Wow. Interesting stand to take. 246 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:40,920 Sharon claims he's shunned for being homosexual, not for 247 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,800 groping guys. Sharon Stone. 248 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,720 She loves a hot take in a bad stance, huh? 249 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:52,520 Sultry Sharon Stone has come out swinging to defend disgraced sex 250 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:58,000 past Kevin Spacey, even though tons of Tinseltown types. 251 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,800 The alliteration is wild. Even though tons of Tinseltown 252 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:06,280 types are shunning him like the plague. 253 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,880 The Basic Instinct Beauty claims Spacey has been ostracized more 254 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,720 for being gay than for the sexual assault allegations that 255 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,840 torpedoed the stars Oscar winning career. 256 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,160 Kevin grabbed many people by their genitals, many people. 257 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:30,920 But nobody has probably said he raped them or forced them into a 258 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,560 sexual encounter. There's mostly hatred for him 259 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,200 because this case was man on man. 260 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,680 Sure not. I don't I don't think your I 261 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,840 don't think your takes are right on this one, sweetie. 262 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,680 Miss Stone, I don't, I don't think so, she says. 263 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,120 Can I tell you how many genitals, how many men have 264 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,040 grabbed my genitals in my lifetime? 265 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,240 She rants. A lot more than Kevin Spacey 266 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,280 grabbed men's genitals. And none of them have ever 267 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,520 apologized to me. Well, I'm sorry about that, 268 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,120 Sharon. That's definitely wrong. 269 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:07,119 But I don't I don't think they're right about coming space 270 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,920 this way. He seems like he's done a lot of 271 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,760 fucked up shit. Whoa. 272 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,440 They have a article that's like more gals take aim at Wildman 273 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:20,520 Weinstein and they show Harvey Weinstein I guess current day 274 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:25,200 picture. And he is thin and old looking. 275 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,839 He looks like almost like a different person. 276 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:30,200 I guess that jail diet is working. 277 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,360 We don't. We don't care. 278 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,480 I don't care to read any things about him. 279 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,640 Lock him up. Keep him locked up. 280 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:41,080 Keep him locked up, Judge. Hey, judge, keep him locked up 281 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,920 up. Here we go. 282 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:55,560 Brittany cheeses sons over sex. What, is there a fucking article 283 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,760 about me and the goddamn National Enquirer? 284 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,480 Baby. Yeah, there is. 285 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,960 Well. What the fuck is inside? 286 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,440 Read it. Go ahead, read it. 287 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:09,520 All right, let's see. First to know Britney chooses 288 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,320 sons over sex. You said that already. 289 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:17,040 OK man challenged Britney. Oh man, challenged Britney 290 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,600 Spears bounced out of her rebound romance with her 291 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:25,760 felonious former housekeeper in her ongoing bid to reconcile 292 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,080 with her estranged son, say sources. 293 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,200 What the hoop it This better not be my fucking. 294 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,880 Mate. Or it better not be Kay Cox up. 295 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,000 If Kay Cox up, is the Star Wars I'm gonna kill? 296 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:43,480 The 42 year old oops I did it again singer dumped dad of nine 297 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,960 Paul Solis 'cause she said, remember in the last episode I'm 298 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,320 fucking sangal? And insider reveals she also 299 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,080 feared Solis would lead her down a dark path back to meth. 300 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,920 What did you just whisper? Did you just whisper back to 301 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,080 meth? I did whisper just back to meth. 302 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:04,840 You have absolutely no fucking idea whether or not I spent math 303 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,080 except the way I was acting, the way I was dressing, and my 304 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,360 behavior. But other than that, you have no 305 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,040 clay. How dare you, Johnny. 306 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:19,600 Fucking remember. OK, OK, Troubled Brit. 307 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,600 I mean, that's not my words. Go on. 308 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:27,840 Troubled Brit reportedly started getting hot and heavy with the 309 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,640 ex-con. You know, we covered this 310 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,600 Brittany on a whole the whole thing last week. 311 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,880 Quit. Keep reading. 312 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:40,280 OK started getting hot and heavy with the ex-con last summer. 313 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,720 Around the same time her third husband, Sam Asgari, 30, filed 314 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,360 for divorce after 14 months of marriage. 315 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,800 She announced her split with Solis and is now deleted. 316 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,480 July 7th Instagram post declaring she was. 317 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:57,000 Single aside, I know, God, I say one thing is so iconic. 318 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,160 Why am I so fucking iconic? It's tiring. 319 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,600 Brittany apparently would rather focus on rebuilding her strained 320 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,640 relationship. This is good with her boys 321 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,680 Shawn, 18, and Jaden, 17. She chose her children and her 322 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:15,160 well-being over Paul. They did not get along and in 323 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,960 fact he did not treat her how she deserved to be treated. 324 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,320 You. Got that right. 325 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:23,000 He did have a big fat Dick. He was. 326 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,680 Ready to fuck you? You know what? 327 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,960 Sometimes my. Pussy is just down, like wet and 328 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,320 ready for it. You know I'm horny. 329 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,120 I just like spend all that time. Locked up, staring up the wall 330 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,120 on lithium. And now I'm fucking horny. 331 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,440 OK, but I mean, this article is saying good stuff. 332 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,400 It's saying that you you're making the right choice. 333 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,440 And now it doesn't sound like the toxic pop chart will be 334 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,280 hitting the dating soon anytime soon. 335 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,480 In the Instagram post, she vowed I'll never be with another man 336 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,440 as long as I live. And I won't until a man comes 337 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,520 along with a perfect Dick. Then I want to fuck. 338 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,200 Him do it. Or maybe I'll be like. 339 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,040 Oh my God. I should be a lesbian. 340 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,960 I'll be a lesbian with Julia Fox. 341 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,040 No backsies, bitch. Eat my pussy. 342 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,680 Yeah. Huh. 343 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,480 I like that idea. I like that idea, Brittany. 344 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,440 All right. Well, I think that was positive 345 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,040 press for you. So we're going to hold on to it. 346 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,560 OK, what's next? I want to. 347 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,600 Hear more of this shit? Well, right next to you is a 348 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:26,360 Gaga article. Gaga's dude a dud. 349 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:31,080 More illiteration. Pals protest he's dragging her 350 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:35,400 into the shallows. Oh my God, Lady Gaga and long 351 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,600 time beau Michael Polanski are still hot and heavy, but sources 352 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:45,440 whisper he's not a hit with her. Friends who gripe the Biz Wiz is 353 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,640 a control freak. You know what? 354 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,840 There's a style to writing these articles and National Enquirer 355 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:56,400 really has it the The biz Wiz. The gripe The biz Wiz is a 356 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,920 control freak and far from a calming influence on the mega 357 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,240 star. Behind the scenes, Gaga has 358 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,560 become more fragile person while dating Michael than at any other 359 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,720 time. They've been stepping out since 360 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,680 2019. The relationship is not in 361 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,600 quotes not been good for the star is born sensation. 362 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,360 Everything in her career is going great, but this 363 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,320 relationship has not been good for her. 364 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,800 She handed a ton of her control of her schedule over to Michael 365 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,240 and that wasn't the case when she was dating Taylor. 366 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,760 She was a much better place than Oh, and that was the guy Taylor 367 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,480 Kinney from Chicago Fire. What does this new guy look 368 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:38,760 like? OK, I mean, he's, well, I don't 369 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,320 know. Is he handsome? 370 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,440 These pictures just kind of looks like whatever. 371 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,640 I loved him so much, but it just did not work out. 372 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,120 She's talking again about the handsome TV * Taylor. 373 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,800 What's his name? Now? 374 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:57,200 Rumors were flying that Gaga was supposed to marry Michael, as 375 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,520 The Enquirer reported, 'cause she was spotted sporting a 376 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,000 honking diamond on her ring finger. 377 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,880 Girl, is that a diamond? No, it's a honking diamond. 378 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,280 She's still with Michael because she's one over. 379 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,520 He's one over her business team and her management, and they all 380 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:18,880 support the relationship. OK, well, that's not very sweet 381 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,240 for poor Lady Gaga. She just wants love. 382 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,720 Well, now there's a picture of Matthew McConaughey with his 383 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,280 eyes swollen shut and he got, he got stung by a bee. 384 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,280 He's allergic to bees. Watch out. 385 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,680 Not Matthew McConaughey, not Vice President Matthew 386 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:43,960 McConaughey, but Matthew McConaughey might be a good pick 387 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,320 for VP. You know what I mean? 388 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,560 Get that movie star vote. All right, all right, all right. 389 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,680 Princess Leia's metallic bikini worn by the late Carrie Fisher 390 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,320 while shooting Star Wars Return of the Jedi has hit the auction 391 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,240 block. Experts say the galactic get up 392 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:05,120 could be worth 6 figures. I mean one of the pop girlies 393 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:14,720 should buy it and wear it. There's some story about Johnny 394 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:19,160 Depp and Amber Heard. Depp rattled by skeletons in 395 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:25,320 closet fudged facts about family to beat Amber Wacky Johnny Depp 396 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,160 twisted the truth about his troubled childhood in a 397 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,080 desperate bid to sway the jury in his 2022 trial against 398 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,560 ex-wife Amber Heard, charges the author of a blistering new book 399 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,600 about the Pirates of the Caribbean star. 400 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,880 Johnny Depp's accidental fixer is the name of the book. 401 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,920 He rips the lid off the skeleton in Johnny's family closet, 402 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:52,040 exposing a shocking world riddled with mental illness, 403 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,960 betrayal, substance abuse and dysfunction. 404 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:01,600 Not dysfunction. What did he lie about? 405 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,800 You know what, who cares? He fudged it to make his 406 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,640 childhood seem worse. We know what we don't care 407 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,720 about. We don't care about. 408 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,280 And Johnny Depp and he ever heard at this moment in time, 409 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:19,720 Inquiro, inquiro. We don't care about that story. 410 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,160 You know, Diddy Combs still walking free. 411 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,600 Everybody's all. I get them. 412 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,920 And now nothing happening. The hits keep coming for 413 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,120 embattled Sean Combs as he had another lawsuit lands in his 414 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,680 lap. Adira English, a former porn 415 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,240 actress, claims Diddy hired her as a go go dancer and forced her 416 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,040 to have sex with his guests at Wilde's parties a claims he 417 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,440 denies. But will he ever go to jail or 418 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,840 really just get away with it like every other rich fucking 419 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,920 millionaire gets away with everything? 420 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:56,680 Oh here we go. Both gems kick Affleck to the 421 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,720 curb. I did see a video of somebody on 422 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:05,520 Tiktok that was just Jennifer Lopez alone in a spandex shorts 423 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:11,720 like hoodie combo shopping alone in Southampton looking at like 424 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,520 stretchy dresses on hangers. Like this bitch is right next to 425 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,440 you just filming Jlo shopping. Like Madam have some decorum 426 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,960 screen stud Ben Affleck has apparently managed to become 427 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:30,040 radioactive to both Jennifer's in his life, blah blah blah. 428 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:36,360 Basically Jennifer Lopez is sick of the shit and so is Jen 429 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,480 Gardner. She's gone above and beyond for 430 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,080 her ex hubby. She's overwhelmed by his Ben's 431 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,320 seemingly endless need for support. 432 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,480 Jen's in love with a stable businessman, her kids are 433 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,280 becoming independent, and Ben's constant chaos is regurgitating 434 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,440 painful members of their divorce. 435 00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:01,680 Ben, Ben, are you the problem? Are you the problem, Ben? 436 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,680 You couldn't smile when you're at the events with Jen. 437 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,440 You couldn't just put it on for Jen Just a couple times, huh? 438 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,480 You don't have to go to every event, Ben. 439 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:17,080 Let's not blame Jennifer here. Let's blame the gloomy Gus who 440 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,240 married Jennifer Lopez and then was surprised he had to go to 441 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,960 events and smile. He just should have, just should 442 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,520 have not gone, Ben, rather than go. 443 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,000 And here's another great article, a side article. 444 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:35,800 Ben pigs out. Here's a picture of him shoving 445 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,920 pizza in his mouth and another of him holding McDonald's. 446 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:45,520 Sulking star orders 5 pizzas at once while gorging on junk. 447 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,080 Now this is an article we can get behind. 448 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,640 Brooding Ben Affleck is eating his feelings amid his split with 449 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,960 Jennifer Lopez. The fast food junkie is using 450 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,240 his sadness as an excuse to binge big time. 451 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:07,960 Sources Dish The formerly buff Batman, 51, is feasting on fast 452 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:14,720 food and huffing high calorie treats while holed up in his 453 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,800 lavish Brentwood bachelor pad. Spies Dish He'll have as many as 454 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,040 five pizzas ordered at one time. Ben has a sweet tooth that he's 455 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,880 satisfying with brownies and chocolate chip cookies and sweet 456 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,840 coffee drinks topped with whipped cream. 457 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,200 It's doubtful he's had a vegetable in weeks. 458 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,040 Clearly it's beginning to catch up with him. 459 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,320 Jennifer's in the best shape of her life and has one of the most 460 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:48,160 envied bodies in Hollywood, but for Ben, it was torture. 461 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,000 Ben doesn't have to do a thing. He can sleep in and eat whatever 462 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 he wants. He's the king of his own castle 463 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,120 again. He's making up for lost time. 464 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,720 If he has a craving for chicken wings and pizza, he indulges it. 465 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,080 He knows his delivery guys on a first name basis. 466 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:11,360 Now this article is just straight up lies, but I love it. 467 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:16,720 I like it, I like it a lot. Harried hubby fears Jlo on the 468 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,080 warpath. OK, this is a page that is like 469 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,280 a trifecta of articles. Badgered Benefer. 470 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:28,040 Badgered Ben Affleck is avoiding Jennifer Lopez like the plague, 471 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,600 but still wears his wedding ring occasionally because he's 472 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:36,160 terrified she'll destroy him in a divorce war, sources Squeal 473 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,440 Ben. Never expected Jennifer to 474 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,400 embrace his decision to leave, but he's freaked by how hard it 475 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,040 is for does that go. So that sound like squeaking a 476 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,880 squeaking source. He's living in fear of how far 477 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,480 she'll take it. Ben can't handle conflict right 478 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,680 now, and she would rather argue than be ignored. 479 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,160 I will not be ignored, Ben. You tell him. 480 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,320 Jlo. Don't let him eat 5 pizzas and 481 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:05,800 chicken wings, Jlo. Not five pizzas and chicken 482 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:10,040 wings. Money meltdown on Costner's 483 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,600 horizon. Yeah, I saw the number one movie 484 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:25,400 on iTunes was Kevin Costner's Horizon, and I was like, snore 485 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,040 snooze pie. With Yon Sauce, the actor put 486 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,920 his stunning Santa Barbara estate on the line to help fund 487 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:36,320 the ambitious 100 million four movie projects, Horizon and an 488 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,360 American boar. With Yon Sauce. 489 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,840 He invested 38 million of his own money. 490 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,560 Now he has to kiss that money goodbye. 491 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,000 Jimmy and Justin boozy breakup. What does that mean? 492 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,120 I want to know. Sorry JT, it's tough for me to 493 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,320 hold a mug. Fine, I've got plenty of other 494 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,680 friends. That's supposed to be Jimmy 495 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,760 Fallon and Justin Timberlake. The Hollywood bromance between 496 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:09,160 fallen singer Justin Timberlake, 43, and late night yakker Jimmy 497 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:14,440 Fallon, 49, has gone bust. Between Justin's shocking DUI 498 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,360 dress and Jimmy's well known love for a drink, the dynamic 499 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,520 duo is done for now. It's just not a good luck for 500 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,640 either. Jimmy's worked hard to present 501 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,160 himself as a family man after sightings of him drinking too 502 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,000 much exploded. He's not going to jeopardize all 503 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:37,800 that to hang with stupid Justin. Very small article about Wendy. 504 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:44,080 No b-day bash for Mia Wendy. It's not the kind of article I 505 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,800 like to hear about Wendy. Friends and family of former 506 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,320 friends and family of troubled former TV gabber Wendy Williams. 507 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,000 We're all set to throw her a big bash for her 60th birthday this 508 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,120 month. But in a heartbreaking twist, 509 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,200 they can't even get in touch with her. 510 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,480 It's all very sad that no one can reach her to wish her a 511 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,680 happy birthday. Wendy loved parties. 512 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,960 Her birthday was a big deal for her. 513 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:18,120 Oh, Wendy, I'm just let's say more prayers for when when Gee 514 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:23,720 Lord gay Jesus, we just take a please a minute to send just 515 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,840 posit healing energy to Wendy Williams. 516 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,600 She brought so much joy. Now she's MI on her birthday. 517 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,880 Used to be her favorite day. Used to be her favorite day. 518 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,640 What was that? Pretty boys Tom and Brad getting 519 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,600 ugly? Turf war is pit films new flick 520 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,840 in cruises. Town screen superstars Brad Pitt 521 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:51,400 and Tom Cruise are squaring off in an ego driven Battle of 522 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,800 Britain as the feuding box office heavyweights take aim at 523 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:01,600 each other on foreign soil. Oh these two stars can't. 524 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,080 No one can live in in London except one or the other. 525 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,120 Sources snitch. The actors never got only over 526 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:16,040 clashing badly when they shot 1994's Interview With a Vampire. 527 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,160 That's the reason they haven't worked together in 30 years. 528 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,960 They play it down publicly, but it's no secret they can't stand 529 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,760 each other. And now Brad's filming in the 530 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,960 UK. Tom's taking every opportunity 531 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,800 to take shots at him. Tom's grown very territorial 532 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,400 about his adopted homeland, doesn't like Brad stealing the 533 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,040 spotlight by shooting a major production there. 534 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,680 It sticks in his craw that Brad's working with the same 535 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,320 team Tom hired for Top Gun maverick Jerry Bruckheimer. 536 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,840 There's been all sorts of buzz about Brad's going to follow 537 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,120 Tom's success and bring in a billion dollars with this movie. 538 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,520 Finally, it's theaters next summer, and that's not going 539 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,560 over well with Tom. He's apparently jumping at any 540 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:09,080 chance of Badmouth Pit, which has struggled over two years in 541 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:14,159 the making, or to Badmouth F1, which is the name of the movie, 542 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:17,400 the car racing flick. Baby, there's no way a car 543 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,560 racing flick called F1 with Brad Pitt is going to make a billion 544 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,159 dollars. Tom Cruise does not need to 545 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:29,719 worry about that. I'm calling 9 million and we're 546 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,560 done. We're heading straight to 547 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,400 streaming. Taylor tackles Julia, pretty 548 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,159 women caught getting handsy with Kelsey. 549 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:43,320 I'm not even going to read this article because we all saw this. 550 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,360 Julia Roberts was in the thing and she grabbed up on Travis 551 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,000 Kelsey and was like, my God, I hope this isn't weird, but I'm 552 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,120 really rooting for you guys. That's it. 553 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:59,280 She wasn't flirting. The Oscar winner ceaselessly 554 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:04,360 rubbed Travis's muscular torso on arms, at one point bizarrely 555 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,360 pawing his chest. They're acting like they don't 556 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,560 know what she was saying. We can hear what she said. 557 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,760 Inquirer get it together. We all saw the real footage. 558 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:21,200 Swift going undercover Singer using disguises to hide from 559 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,960 fame. What disguises is she doing? 560 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:28,080 Oh, the umbrella, OK. Or the box? 561 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,040 The rolling box. Mm Hmm. 562 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,240 A brown hat and face mask. These disguises are not very. 563 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,920 She should do a full, full face fulfill like a Mission 564 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,440 Impossible. You know, latex face mask. 565 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,920 She could be anybody she wants. Harry blames evil stepmom 566 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,760 Camilla for palace malice. I'm not reading this. 567 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,880 Who cares? Harry, get a wig, get a wig, get 568 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,760 a wig, get a wig. That's what I want to say 569 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,360 instead of that article. Harry, get a wig. 570 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,960 Harry, go to Turkey and get the hair implants. 571 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,640 There's no shame in that. But what does look your like? 572 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,880 Ratty, ratty, almost balding look just like. 573 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:20,480 Get it taken care of. You live in one of the richest 574 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,840 zip codes in the world in a huge mansion. 575 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:27,400 Go to Turkey and get your hair. Did please. 576 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,280 Do you hear me? They did you dirty back in the 577 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,400 day. Am I not getting you a nice wig? 578 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,360 And now you are in charge of yourself. 579 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,920 Harry, Megan, get him a wig. Do it for your. 580 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,360 Do it for yourself. You'll feel good. 581 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,280 Magic Mike can't make you down the aisle. 582 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,440 Tatum is too busy to fit Zoe into his schedule. 583 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:57,560 I bet they have a hot sex life. Ellen selling news story I was 584 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:03,240 robbed and was is spelled WUZ uses comedy tour to regain 585 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:09,840 toehold in Tinseltown right? Ellen is going on tour called 586 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:15,000 Ellen's Last Stand Up, which will be a Netflix social, and 587 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,800 she's trying to tell everyone she wasn't mean. 588 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,280 Maybe she wasn't as nice as you wanted her to be, but she wasn't 589 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,120 mean. And then she said she's going 590 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,920 away and they were coming back. But everybody always says that 591 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,280 until people want them back and then they're back. 592 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,800 So I'll believe it when I see it. 593 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,800 Just like Julia Fox being a lesbian. 594 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,680 Let's see if you're going to retire Ellen. 595 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,040 No backsies, you're red. Just do this. 596 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,480 Get your, get your, I get it. You know, everyone really shit 597 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:52,240 on her at the end there, but and she probably wants to get her 598 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,920 say, you know what, I'm rooting for her. 599 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,640 You know what this billionaire needs is my vote. 600 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,400 Like go get them, Ellen. There you go. 601 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,400 Go on girl, go on. Ellen. 602 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,400 I love Ellen. She was fine. 603 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,000 OK, maybe she's a horrible bitch, but fuck, you know, fuck 604 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,600 it. I mean, I, I wish I was hurt, 605 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,880 you know, I wish I could have been made to everybody and said 606 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,000 nice, You go Allen, I'll be there. 607 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,560 Front row. I love Allen's stand up comedy 608 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,800 or something. Oh, big important news. 609 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,680 Oh, couple, couple of things. Wow, big important news. 610 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,880 Heather's back from the brink. And which Heather am I talking 611 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,560 about? Heather Locklear sweetie 612 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,360 Comeback kid Heather Locklear is looking stunning and self 613 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,960 possessed exactly one year after her terrifying public meltdown. 614 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,560 Now you remember that she had a really rough time last summer. 615 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,120 She was Pho dogs. Pho dogs snapped pics of the 616 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,760 fragile star looking disoriented, disheveled as she 617 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,560 tottered on the edge of an office building while muttering 618 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,520 to herself. Heather Locklear said some tough 619 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,880 times, honey. She struggled with it, substance 620 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:09,800 abuse, depression, anxiety. But now she's doing good and 621 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,680 she's ready to make a comeback. I would like to see a Heather 622 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,480 Locklear come back, honey. Go On you go, Miss Heather 623 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:22,600 Locklear. Yes, idle judges, idle judges, 624 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,840 jobs on the line after Katie ditches the show. 625 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,360 They don't know whether American Idol will come back. 626 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,640 How the fuck American Idol has still been on the air? 627 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,480 Like, I know this is just what everybody fucking says, but 628 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,960 nobody could name even one winner from the last decade. 629 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,400 I mean, it must still. It still must be a money machine 630 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:49,800 to have them even be able to have afforded Lionel, Luke and 631 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,320 Katie's huge inflated salaries plus all the things and they put 632 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,840 it on Saturday night when no one watches there. 633 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,360 I mean it must be so profitable they wouldn't keep spending all 634 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,200 that money on it. And last but not least, Macho 635 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:08,360 Murphy is hen packed gal pal keeps meek Eddie on a short 636 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,720 leash and chore duty Eddie no transvestite hookers while 637 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:18,440 you're supposed to be gardening. Oh, Eddie Murphy, I'm not even 638 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,280 going to read this article. I'm just going to remember the 639 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:25,000 Times. Remember the time when you love 640 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,560 getting with the T girl hookers sex workers Johnny. 641 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,040 Not hookers. Yes, exactly. 642 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,480 God bless them. And to wrap this up, let's talk 643 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:41,120 I let's talk TikTok detectives getting into male plastic 644 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,560 surgery. And Bradley Cooper's plastic 645 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,920 surgery. Because there's one key 646 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,160 difference. Brad is 60 years old. 647 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,200 His face and necklace has been completely transformative for 648 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,320 his appearance. He looks much more youthful. 649 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,400 He looks good. Face has more structure and 650 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,080 definition and there's also reduced laxity in this area as 651 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,120 well. His face also looks age 652 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,480 appropriate where it's retained its natural characteristics, but 653 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,080 his face doesn't look too changed. 654 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,400 What about Bradley, 10? Years younger at 49 years. 655 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,360 Terrible two years. Difference between these two 656 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,880 photos and he looks younger in this photo here. 657 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,560 And that's the key to really good plastic surgery. 658 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,320 I don't know because you. Can't tell what they've had 659 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,120 done, but they do look different. 660 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,600 It's. It actually looks pretty good 661 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,600 you. Tell the difference. 662 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,760 They're much more open and has reduced laxity in this 663 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,640 particular part of the eye. Both of these men are perfect 664 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,240 examples of male facial plastic surgery done in a natural way, 665 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,320 but the main difference between these two is in the eyelids. 666 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,920 Brad hasn't had eyelid surgery whereas Bradley has, and some 667 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,360 might say this gives the face a more masculine appearance and 668 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,680 makes the face look less done in a male patient. 669 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,680 Let me know what you think in the comments. 670 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,280 Here's my comment. Yes, you're correct. 671 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,320 Don't have your eyelids done as a man. 672 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,200 OK, zonzu it. And look, this is somebody who 673 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,200 has a droopy upper lid. Zonzu it. 674 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,880 OK, zonzu it. You end up looking like a lady 675 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,040 of Beverly Hills. Now, if that is what you wish, 676 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,680 then get your eyelids done, man. But if you want to look at be 677 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,080 like Brad and get the, you know, keep the eyelids a little 678 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,120 droopy, a little bit droopy. I don't know. 679 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,680 Bradley Cooper's look is a little done for me, but that 680 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,480 pictures they were showing that he looked pretty good. 681 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:28,360 Well everyone, I hope you enjoyed today's show and if you 682 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:35,240 did, I have 10 reviews to go to get to the desired 200. 683 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,320 And what do we I mean, but what an empty goal. 684 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,120 You know, you get to 200 and what do you want to do now? 685 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,800 You want to get to. 300 and after that, what do you want to 686 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,400 do? You want to go to 400 and what 687 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,520 do you after that, what do you want to do? 688 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:57,600 Go to four, blah blah. I mean, should we just lay down 689 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:02,720 in a ditch? Is that all there is? 690 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:09,920 Is that all there is? If that's all there is, my 691 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,960 friends, then let's keep dancing. 692 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,760 Let's no, we're going to just continue to do what we do, 693 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,800 right? We're going to say let's just 694 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,600 get those ten reviews, OK? We're going to get up to 200. 695 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,520 How about that? Keep smiling. 696 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,160 Yeah. Go ahead. 697 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,320 Leave me a nice review here. I'll write one for you. 698 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,920 This show is so incredible. 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