It's a Kiki with Johnny Make G gonna spill all the tea.
All my LGBTS you're in. Love.
Cause Johnny McGovern is gay as fuck.
Hello everyone and welcome to Gay as fuck.
I am your host, the gayest. This isn't your show.
Bing you as Mr. John McGovern. Hello everyone baby.
I am just now recovered from the glamour, the excitement, the
showbiz, the lights, the sparkle, the glitter of Drag Con
Los Angeles 2024. And I haven't been back to drag
con in years. Like I, I think the last one we
met was pre pandemic with Lady Rad.
So I have not been back in many years.
And to go back as part of World of Wonder and to have them
create such an incredible stage for me to do 7 live tapings of
Hey Queen baby, we were living in fantasyland.
I mean, we were like, honey, look, this is it.
This is fabulous because I showed up on the preview day to
the Los Angeles Convention Center and they said you go to
the left and you'll see your stage.
And what I walked in on was a complete recreation of the Hey
Queen set with the window, the sign, the desk, the floor, the
the signs, everything to the T Chef's kiss.
So baby, I was energized and ready to go.
My homie Marlin styled my looks from JCRT.
Crunk did my makeup. My friend Jordan was on the
backup. All the Hey Queen gals were with
us. We were shooting content all the
days with all the Queens and seven episodes we did Lawlery,
Jimbo, Kitamine from down under, Envy Peru.
Oh, wow, so beautiful. Lolita Banana from Drag Race
France, who's now the host of Drag Race Mexico.
And Shea Coulay was supposed to do it, honey, She cancelled.
We had to pull together a show in 20 minutes.
Yes, we did. But you know what?
We got it like that. And who stepped in to save the
day? The beautiful Raja O'Hara.
And you know what? It was one of the best
interviews of the day. And the cast of House on Fire,
which is the show about the ballroom house.
Miyaki Muglia, baby I was loving.
I mean the father of the house, Yusuf, he walks labels.
This was a thing I totally forgot about.
In the balls he walks labels and on the show he has a scene where
he pulls out the Gautier Hermes Birkin and says look it up.
So I talked to him, the mothers of the house, Tati and Chanel
and a young new prospect, AJ. The show was good and their
interview on a Queen was incredible.
So I had a fucking blast. And look, I I have so many
details about all of it and everything that went down and
you can hear that where you know where on the Patreon baby, go to
patreon.com/gays of all time. You hear me?
Crunk Marlon Jordan breaking down all three days.
Plus, Crunk gives us his gay pride and nude adventures on
Black Speech the next day. The day after that I had to just
I said goodbye, bye bye world and I took a nap for 24 hours
because I was drained honey. But God it was sweet.
And look, I have talked all about it over the Patreon.
So if you want to hear the details, get in and get in good.
Plus, over on the Patreon, me and Teddy Margus are doing a new
episode of Menergy, which is hookup horror stories.
And baby, we are keeping it 100% real, real scary hookup horror
stories. But in the meantime, it's time
to get into a very special edition of the show.
Look, is it a bit of a slow Newsweek when it comes to
celebrity news? Yes, it is, because we're all
focused on what's going on in the real world.
Biden's out, Kamala's and Trump's going crazy.
Everybody's insane. We're all losing our mind.
We know what's going on, OK? And what we got to do but here
we want a little brain candy, OK we just want to hear about
celebrities who are gay etcetera, etcetera, etcetera OK
Divas having fights and male plastic surgery OK that's what
that's what we listen to this show for an escape.
So I decided to go back to the source to get the gossip that we
need. The original source being the
National Enquirer. Honey, even when there's no real
news to report, they've made-up some stories that we can
bullshit about and that is what we are going to do today.
What's on the cover? Well expose Tom Cruise secret
war on Brad Pitt. I want to know.
Big trouble. Julia gets handsy with Taylor's
man. It's in the Inquirer.
Jlo de Force drama Jen Garner tells Ben to get lost.
It's in the Inquirer. I was mauled by Michael
Jackson's chimp. It's in the Inquirer.
Kanye outfoxed by lesbian Julia It's.
In the Inquirer. I mean this shit is good.
Find out in this week's Inquirer over 100 features for people
with inquiring minds. Like me, let's get into it, get
into it, into it, into it, get into it, into it, get into it.
I love that National Enquirer sound effect.
I mean, that was what really drew me to gossip.
Back in the day. They used to have TV commercials
for the National Enquirer and they have this sound effect.
I mean here, listen to one of the old commercials.
Why did Lee Iacocca file for divorce only eight months after
the wedding? Enquiring minds want to know.
I want to know. Who is Michael J Fox's new love?
This week's National Enquirer tells you.
Do people who use artificial sweeteners gain weight?
What are 10 ways to make housework easier?
It's in The Enquirer. Will Tina Turner marry a young
German executive? Find out in this week's
Enquirer. Over 100 features for people
with enquiring minds. I mean, who wouldn't want to
listen to that? Yes.
All right. Now, before we get into the full
National Fire, there was one story that I wanted to talk
about which came to me by way of my personal trainer.
It's a straight, a very nice straight guy named Brandon.
And he and he was, we were we of course, I talk all sorts of gay
stuff to him and so he knows things of gay interest is
something I might want to know about.
So he said, well, did you hear about the guy on Love Island and
his booty hole and spread spreading his cheeks on video?
And I said, what booty hole spreading cheeks on video?
Love Island, What is the story that you tell me of?
And so I don't, I'm not watching Love Island, but this story of
course, interests me because on Love Island, USA, there's a guy
named Kendall. So he's in I guess the Love
Island house and while he was in there some videos, sexually
explicit videos of him leaked and started making the rounds
online. Now from what my trainer told
me, it was him bending over and spreading his cheeks and showing
his whole uploaded with no context by a mystery uploader
and that happened on the same night.
It's the season finale every so everybody was like basically
Googling his name of what was coming up his butt hole.
Now if we talk to Out magazine, they of course rightly talk
about how it was without Kendall's consent at the time.
He was unable to access his phone and defend himself from a
lot of the online vitriol, much of which was anti-gay and
homophobic due to the nature of the leaked videos.
Which means 'cause he was showing his his butt hole, why
don't they just say because he was showing his butt hole in
this news story. Now different tweets say
different things people say. After seeing some of the tweets
reacting to the Kendall leaks, I have two things to say.
I know we hate Kendall but using that to a post homophobic shit
is not OK. And 2:00 just because a man
enjoys butt play does not mean he's gay.
That's all thank you Danny Bella.
And then someone else says honestly I feel so bad for
Kendall. This is so sick.
Whoever leaked that video, you don't have the like the man or
agree with him. But to leak that personal video
is disgusting and they need to be punished.
I mean, yeah, it is quite rude to leak someone's bubble video,
but what is it? It's interesting.
We're interested in that. I want to.
Know now I have actually not seen been able to track down the
footage, but I'm sure if I try if you look if gays, you know
what to do you know where to go. I mean I've seen a lot of
buttholes, so I can just imagine what this one is like.
I'll find it if you haven't sent it to me.
Well good luck Kendall. Kendall came back and said what
a way to get my phone back y'all.
I just want to address the content that came out from my
past. That was something I shared to
someone in confidence and trust. It's unfortunate that it's no
longer private, but it is what it is.
Just my butthole. No, you didn't say the butthole
part. I mean, it looks like he has a
good attitude about it. He's like, you know what, My
butthole went viral and I should just get on it.
And I'm more famous than ever, and so is my butthole.
All right, let's get into the National Enquirer.
Would you hear that? That's paper.
That's pages turning. I mean, they start off with a
bang right on the inside cover. Kanye outfoxed by lesbian Julia
and we had Julia Fox. Julia.
Actress Julia Fox, She's in a denim like denim tuxedo type of
look but it's a denim shirt with giant shoulder bats.
Because she's cunt macho rapper Kanye West.
Former gal pal Julia Fox has come out as a full-fledged
lesbian. An insider's dish.
The shocking revelation may drive the bipolar performer over
the edge. The Uncut Gems beauty Uncut Gems
34 drop the bombshell on social media in response to a viral
video slamming gay gals who date clueless men and treat the
obsessed dudes like dirt. Frisky Fox I mean, it's like
who's writing this in 1940s cub reporter Frisky Fox, who briefly
dated Kanye in the early 20 twos after he was dumped by reality
babe wife Kim Kardashian, crowed.
Hey, that was me. I was that lesbian.
So sorry boys, won't happen again.
I mean, Julia Fox, are you truly a lesbian?
Don't. No backsies.
Johnny.
If anyone can do backsies if they want, Johnny.
OK, fine, no backsies though. If you want to come out as a
lesbian, you better do some serious pussy eating before you
do backsies, OK? I don't want to hear about you
dating some man if you are now a lesbian.
OK, Johnny. Do not cry for Jerry Fox.
OK, anonymous Internet person, shame person.
After fling with Kanye fizzled, Fox, who shares son Valentino
with ex-husband Peter Armertinev, suggested she was
ready to switch teams by admitting to having some gay
bone in her body and needing to explore that a little more.
You see now why I say no back seats?
Because this seems like this bitch is about to be back seats,
you know what I mean? OK, well we'll see.
You say you're a lesbian. I better see some serious pussy
eating. Julia Fox.
I don't want just words, I want pussy eating.
I don't need to see it, I just need to confirm that you did it.
Paper, paper SMR. I was mauled by Michael
Jackson's chimp. Little girl relives Bubbles.
Brutal, bloody betrayal. The Alliteration.
National Enquirer little girl relives Bubbles brutal, bloody
betrayal. Find out in this week's Inquiry
over 100 features for people with inquiry minds.
Like me, the person who was attacked by Bubbles was Rasheeda
Jones. Quincy Jones daughter.
Wow. Traumatized.
Rasheeda Jones was brutally mauled by Michael Jackson's out
of control chimp Bubbles in a grizzly assault when she was
just nine years old while she was visiting Michael's home with
Quincy. And we side note, we need to
talk about Quincy's secret undercover gay life and the fact
that Quincy Jones was fucking them all.
More on that subject. On another episode.
Bubbles was in a cage and he took my hair band out of my
hand. Everybody else had left the room
and I was like give it back and he was playing around with it
and wouldn't give it back. So I opened the cage and he came
out. Then he started running around
the room and throwing books. I told him no, no, no and give
him a light tap in the head because she'd seen Michael try
to discipline him that way. That's when the raging ape took
her hand and it was time for Bubbles.
Brutal, bloody betrayal. He took her hand and chomped on
it. That's because Bubbles was
probably going through puberty and was on a in a horny rage
because he realized he's being dressed up like a human baby and
what he wanted to do was be a free monkey.
Bubbles brutal, bloody betrayal. She still has a scar.
Oh, and she even takes the blame.
I know it was my fault. Well, no, it's not my fault.
I'm not the one who put a chimpanzee and overalls in a
diaper. Blame Michael.
Blame the dead, all right, Rasheeda?
Well, Sharon sticks up for sex past Kevin.
Wow. Interesting stand to take.
Sharon claims he's shunned for being homosexual, not for
groping guys. Sharon Stone.
She loves a hot take in a bad stance, huh?
Sultry Sharon Stone has come out swinging to defend disgraced sex
past Kevin Spacey, even though tons of Tinseltown types.
The alliteration is wild. Even though tons of Tinseltown
types are shunning him like the plague.
The Basic Instinct Beauty claims Spacey has been ostracized more
for being gay than for the sexual assault allegations that
torpedoed the stars Oscar winning career.
Kevin grabbed many people by their genitals, many people.
But nobody has probably said he raped them or forced them into a
sexual encounter. There's mostly hatred for him
because this case was man on man.
Sure not. I don't I don't think your I
don't think your takes are right on this one, sweetie.
Miss Stone, I don't, I don't think so, she says.
Can I tell you how many genitals, how many men have
grabbed my genitals in my lifetime?
She rants. A lot more than Kevin Spacey
grabbed men's genitals. And none of them have ever
apologized to me. Well, I'm sorry about that,
Sharon. That's definitely wrong.
But I don't I don't think they're right about coming space
this way. He seems like he's done a lot of
fucked up shit. Whoa.
They have a article that's like more gals take aim at Wildman
Weinstein and they show Harvey Weinstein I guess current day
picture. And he is thin and old looking.
He looks like almost like a different person.
I guess that jail diet is working.
We don't. We don't care.
I don't care to read any things about him.
Lock him up. Keep him locked up.
Keep him locked up, Judge. Hey, judge, keep him locked up
up. Here we go.
Brittany cheeses sons over sex. What, is there a fucking article
about me and the goddamn National Enquirer?
Baby. Yeah, there is.
Well. What the fuck is inside?
Read it. Go ahead, read it.
All right, let's see. First to know Britney chooses
sons over sex. You said that already.
OK man challenged Britney. Oh man, challenged Britney
Spears bounced out of her rebound romance with her
felonious former housekeeper in her ongoing bid to reconcile
with her estranged son, say sources.
What the hoop it This better not be my fucking.
Mate. Or it better not be Kay Cox up.
If Kay Cox up, is the Star Wars I'm gonna kill?
The 42 year old oops I did it again singer dumped dad of nine
Paul Solis 'cause she said, remember in the last episode I'm
fucking sangal? And insider reveals she also
feared Solis would lead her down a dark path back to meth.
What did you just whisper? Did you just whisper back to
meth? I did whisper just back to meth.
You have absolutely no fucking idea whether or not I spent math
except the way I was acting, the way I was dressing, and my
behavior. But other than that, you have no
clay. How dare you, Johnny.
Fucking remember. OK, OK, Troubled Brit.
I mean, that's not my words. Go on.
Troubled Brit reportedly started getting hot and heavy with the
ex-con. You know, we covered this
Brittany on a whole the whole thing last week.
Quit. Keep reading.
OK started getting hot and heavy with the ex-con last summer.
Around the same time her third husband, Sam Asgari, 30, filed
for divorce after 14 months of marriage.
She announced her split with Solis and is now deleted.
July 7th Instagram post declaring she was.
Single aside, I know, God, I say one thing is so iconic.
Why am I so fucking iconic? It's tiring.
Brittany apparently would rather focus on rebuilding her strained
relationship. This is good with her boys
Shawn, 18, and Jaden, 17. She chose her children and her
well-being over Paul. They did not get along and in
fact he did not treat her how she deserved to be treated.
You. Got that right.
He did have a big fat Dick. He was.
Ready to fuck you? You know what?
Sometimes my. Pussy is just down, like wet and
ready for it. You know I'm horny.
I just like spend all that time. Locked up, staring up the wall
on lithium. And now I'm fucking horny.
OK, but I mean, this article is saying good stuff.
It's saying that you you're making the right choice.
And now it doesn't sound like the toxic pop chart will be
hitting the dating soon anytime soon.
In the Instagram post, she vowed I'll never be with another man
as long as I live. And I won't until a man comes
along with a perfect Dick. Then I want to fuck.
Him do it. Or maybe I'll be like.
Oh my God. I should be a lesbian.
I'll be a lesbian with Julia Fox.
No backsies, bitch. Eat my pussy.
Yeah. Huh.
I like that idea. I like that idea, Brittany.
All right. Well, I think that was positive
press for you. So we're going to hold on to it.
OK, what's next? I want to.
Hear more of this shit? Well, right next to you is a
Gaga article. Gaga's dude a dud.
More illiteration. Pals protest he's dragging her
into the shallows. Oh my God, Lady Gaga and long
time beau Michael Polanski are still hot and heavy, but sources
whisper he's not a hit with her. Friends who gripe the Biz Wiz is
a control freak. You know what?
There's a style to writing these articles and National Enquirer
really has it the The biz Wiz. The gripe The biz Wiz is a
control freak and far from a calming influence on the mega
star. Behind the scenes, Gaga has
become more fragile person while dating Michael than at any other
time. They've been stepping out since
2019. The relationship is not in
quotes not been good for the star is born sensation.
Everything in her career is going great, but this
relationship has not been good for her.
She handed a ton of her control of her schedule over to Michael
and that wasn't the case when she was dating Taylor.
She was a much better place than Oh, and that was the guy Taylor
Kinney from Chicago Fire. What does this new guy look
like? OK, I mean, he's, well, I don't
know. Is he handsome?
These pictures just kind of looks like whatever.
I loved him so much, but it just did not work out.
She's talking again about the handsome TV * Taylor.
What's his name? Now?
Rumors were flying that Gaga was supposed to marry Michael, as
The Enquirer reported, 'cause she was spotted sporting a
honking diamond on her ring finger.
Girl, is that a diamond? No, it's a honking diamond.
She's still with Michael because she's one over.
He's one over her business team and her management, and they all
support the relationship. OK, well, that's not very sweet
for poor Lady Gaga. She just wants love.
Well, now there's a picture of Matthew McConaughey with his
eyes swollen shut and he got, he got stung by a bee.
He's allergic to bees. Watch out.
Not Matthew McConaughey, not Vice President Matthew
McConaughey, but Matthew McConaughey might be a good pick
for VP. You know what I mean?
Get that movie star vote. All right, all right, all right.
Princess Leia's metallic bikini worn by the late Carrie Fisher
while shooting Star Wars Return of the Jedi has hit the auction
block. Experts say the galactic get up
could be worth 6 figures. I mean one of the pop girlies
should buy it and wear it. There's some story about Johnny
Depp and Amber Heard. Depp rattled by skeletons in
closet fudged facts about family to beat Amber Wacky Johnny Depp
twisted the truth about his troubled childhood in a
desperate bid to sway the jury in his 2022 trial against
ex-wife Amber Heard, charges the author of a blistering new book
about the Pirates of the Caribbean star.
Johnny Depp's accidental fixer is the name of the book.
He rips the lid off the skeleton in Johnny's family closet,
exposing a shocking world riddled with mental illness,
betrayal, substance abuse and dysfunction.
Not dysfunction. What did he lie about?
You know what, who cares? He fudged it to make his
childhood seem worse. We know what we don't care
about. We don't care about.
And Johnny Depp and he ever heard at this moment in time,
Inquiro, inquiro. We don't care about that story.
You know, Diddy Combs still walking free.
Everybody's all. I get them.
And now nothing happening. The hits keep coming for
embattled Sean Combs as he had another lawsuit lands in his
lap. Adira English, a former porn
actress, claims Diddy hired her as a go go dancer and forced her
to have sex with his guests at Wilde's parties a claims he
denies. But will he ever go to jail or
really just get away with it like every other rich fucking
millionaire gets away with everything?
Oh here we go. Both gems kick Affleck to the
curb. I did see a video of somebody on
Tiktok that was just Jennifer Lopez alone in a spandex shorts
like hoodie combo shopping alone in Southampton looking at like
stretchy dresses on hangers. Like this bitch is right next to
you just filming Jlo shopping. Like Madam have some decorum
screen stud Ben Affleck has apparently managed to become
radioactive to both Jennifer's in his life, blah blah blah.
Basically Jennifer Lopez is sick of the shit and so is Jen
Gardner. She's gone above and beyond for
her ex hubby. She's overwhelmed by his Ben's
seemingly endless need for support.
Jen's in love with a stable businessman, her kids are
becoming independent, and Ben's constant chaos is regurgitating
painful members of their divorce.
Ben, Ben, are you the problem? Are you the problem, Ben?
You couldn't smile when you're at the events with Jen.
You couldn't just put it on for Jen Just a couple times, huh?
You don't have to go to every event, Ben.
Let's not blame Jennifer here. Let's blame the gloomy Gus who
married Jennifer Lopez and then was surprised he had to go to
events and smile. He just should have, just should
have not gone, Ben, rather than go.
And here's another great article, a side article.
Ben pigs out. Here's a picture of him shoving
pizza in his mouth and another of him holding McDonald's.
Sulking star orders 5 pizzas at once while gorging on junk.
Now this is an article we can get behind.
Brooding Ben Affleck is eating his feelings amid his split with
Jennifer Lopez. The fast food junkie is using
his sadness as an excuse to binge big time.
Sources Dish The formerly buff Batman, 51, is feasting on fast
food and huffing high calorie treats while holed up in his
lavish Brentwood bachelor pad. Spies Dish He'll have as many as
five pizzas ordered at one time. Ben has a sweet tooth that he's
satisfying with brownies and chocolate chip cookies and sweet
coffee drinks topped with whipped cream.
It's doubtful he's had a vegetable in weeks.
Clearly it's beginning to catch up with him.
Jennifer's in the best shape of her life and has one of the most
envied bodies in Hollywood, but for Ben, it was torture.
Ben doesn't have to do a thing. He can sleep in and eat whatever
he wants. He's the king of his own castle
again. He's making up for lost time.
If he has a craving for chicken wings and pizza, he indulges it.
He knows his delivery guys on a first name basis.
Now this article is just straight up lies, but I love it.
I like it, I like it a lot. Harried hubby fears Jlo on the
warpath. OK, this is a page that is like
a trifecta of articles. Badgered Benefer.
Badgered Ben Affleck is avoiding Jennifer Lopez like the plague,
but still wears his wedding ring occasionally because he's
terrified she'll destroy him in a divorce war, sources Squeal
Ben. Never expected Jennifer to
embrace his decision to leave, but he's freaked by how hard it
is for does that go. So that sound like squeaking a
squeaking source. He's living in fear of how far
she'll take it. Ben can't handle conflict right
now, and she would rather argue than be ignored.
I will not be ignored, Ben. You tell him.
Jlo. Don't let him eat 5 pizzas and
chicken wings, Jlo. Not five pizzas and chicken
wings. Money meltdown on Costner's
horizon. Yeah, I saw the number one movie
on iTunes was Kevin Costner's Horizon, and I was like, snore
snooze pie. With Yon Sauce, the actor put
his stunning Santa Barbara estate on the line to help fund
the ambitious 100 million four movie projects, Horizon and an
American boar. With Yon Sauce.
He invested 38 million of his own money.
Now he has to kiss that money goodbye.
Jimmy and Justin boozy breakup. What does that mean?
I want to know. Sorry JT, it's tough for me to
hold a mug. Fine, I've got plenty of other
friends. That's supposed to be Jimmy
Fallon and Justin Timberlake. The Hollywood bromance between
fallen singer Justin Timberlake, 43, and late night yakker Jimmy
Fallon, 49, has gone bust. Between Justin's shocking DUI
dress and Jimmy's well known love for a drink, the dynamic
duo is done for now. It's just not a good luck for
either. Jimmy's worked hard to present
himself as a family man after sightings of him drinking too
much exploded. He's not going to jeopardize all
that to hang with stupid Justin. Very small article about Wendy.
No b-day bash for Mia Wendy. It's not the kind of article I
like to hear about Wendy. Friends and family of former
friends and family of troubled former TV gabber Wendy Williams.
We're all set to throw her a big bash for her 60th birthday this
month. But in a heartbreaking twist,
they can't even get in touch with her.
It's all very sad that no one can reach her to wish her a
happy birthday. Wendy loved parties.
Her birthday was a big deal for her.
Oh, Wendy, I'm just let's say more prayers for when when Gee
Lord gay Jesus, we just take a please a minute to send just
posit healing energy to Wendy Williams.
She brought so much joy. Now she's MI on her birthday.
Used to be her favorite day. Used to be her favorite day.
What was that? Pretty boys Tom and Brad getting
ugly? Turf war is pit films new flick
in cruises. Town screen superstars Brad Pitt
and Tom Cruise are squaring off in an ego driven Battle of
Britain as the feuding box office heavyweights take aim at
each other on foreign soil. Oh these two stars can't.
No one can live in in London except one or the other.
Sources snitch. The actors never got only over
clashing badly when they shot 1994's Interview With a Vampire.
That's the reason they haven't worked together in 30 years.
They play it down publicly, but it's no secret they can't stand
each other. And now Brad's filming in the
UK. Tom's taking every opportunity
to take shots at him. Tom's grown very territorial
about his adopted homeland, doesn't like Brad stealing the
spotlight by shooting a major production there.
It sticks in his craw that Brad's working with the same
team Tom hired for Top Gun maverick Jerry Bruckheimer.
There's been all sorts of buzz about Brad's going to follow
Tom's success and bring in a billion dollars with this movie.
Finally, it's theaters next summer, and that's not going
over well with Tom. He's apparently jumping at any
chance of Badmouth Pit, which has struggled over two years in
the making, or to Badmouth F1, which is the name of the movie,
the car racing flick. Baby, there's no way a car
racing flick called F1 with Brad Pitt is going to make a billion
dollars. Tom Cruise does not need to
worry about that. I'm calling 9 million and we're
done. We're heading straight to
streaming. Taylor tackles Julia, pretty
women caught getting handsy with Kelsey.
I'm not even going to read this article because we all saw this.
Julia Roberts was in the thing and she grabbed up on Travis
Kelsey and was like, my God, I hope this isn't weird, but I'm
really rooting for you guys. That's it.
She wasn't flirting. The Oscar winner ceaselessly
rubbed Travis's muscular torso on arms, at one point bizarrely
pawing his chest. They're acting like they don't
know what she was saying. We can hear what she said.
Inquirer get it together. We all saw the real footage.
Swift going undercover Singer using disguises to hide from
fame. What disguises is she doing?
Oh, the umbrella, OK. Or the box?
The rolling box. Mm Hmm.
A brown hat and face mask. These disguises are not very.
She should do a full, full face fulfill like a Mission
Impossible. You know, latex face mask.
She could be anybody she wants. Harry blames evil stepmom
Camilla for palace malice. I'm not reading this.
Who cares? Harry, get a wig, get a wig, get
a wig, get a wig. That's what I want to say
instead of that article. Harry, get a wig.
Harry, go to Turkey and get the hair implants.
There's no shame in that. But what does look your like?
Ratty, ratty, almost balding look just like.
Get it taken care of. You live in one of the richest
zip codes in the world in a huge mansion.
Go to Turkey and get your hair. Did please.
Do you hear me? They did you dirty back in the
day. Am I not getting you a nice wig?
And now you are in charge of yourself.
Harry, Megan, get him a wig. Do it for your.
Do it for yourself. You'll feel good.
Magic Mike can't make you down the aisle.
Tatum is too busy to fit Zoe into his schedule.
I bet they have a hot sex life. Ellen selling news story I was
robbed and was is spelled WUZ uses comedy tour to regain
toehold in Tinseltown right? Ellen is going on tour called
Ellen's Last Stand Up, which will be a Netflix social, and
she's trying to tell everyone she wasn't mean.
Maybe she wasn't as nice as you wanted her to be, but she wasn't
mean. And then she said she's going
away and they were coming back. But everybody always says that
until people want them back and then they're back.
So I'll believe it when I see it.
Just like Julia Fox being a lesbian.
Let's see if you're going to retire Ellen.
No backsies, you're red. Just do this.
Get your, get your, I get it. You know, everyone really shit
on her at the end there, but and she probably wants to get her
say, you know what, I'm rooting for her.
You know what this billionaire needs is my vote.
Like go get them, Ellen. There you go.
Go on girl, go on. Ellen.
I love Ellen. She was fine.
OK, maybe she's a horrible bitch, but fuck, you know, fuck
it. I mean, I, I wish I was hurt,
you know, I wish I could have been made to everybody and said
nice, You go Allen, I'll be there.
Front row. I love Allen's stand up comedy
or something. Oh, big important news.
Oh, couple, couple of things. Wow, big important news.
Heather's back from the brink. And which Heather am I talking
about? Heather Locklear sweetie
Comeback kid Heather Locklear is looking stunning and self
possessed exactly one year after her terrifying public meltdown.
Now you remember that she had a really rough time last summer.
She was Pho dogs. Pho dogs snapped pics of the
fragile star looking disoriented, disheveled as she
tottered on the edge of an office building while muttering
to herself. Heather Locklear said some tough
times, honey. She struggled with it, substance
abuse, depression, anxiety. But now she's doing good and
she's ready to make a comeback. I would like to see a Heather
Locklear come back, honey. Go On you go, Miss Heather
Locklear. Yes, idle judges, idle judges,
jobs on the line after Katie ditches the show.
They don't know whether American Idol will come back.
How the fuck American Idol has still been on the air?
Like, I know this is just what everybody fucking says, but
nobody could name even one winner from the last decade.
I mean, it must still. It still must be a money machine
to have them even be able to have afforded Lionel, Luke and
Katie's huge inflated salaries plus all the things and they put
it on Saturday night when no one watches there.
I mean it must be so profitable they wouldn't keep spending all
that money on it. And last but not least, Macho
Murphy is hen packed gal pal keeps meek Eddie on a short
leash and chore duty Eddie no transvestite hookers while
you're supposed to be gardening. Oh, Eddie Murphy, I'm not even
going to read this article. I'm just going to remember the
Times. Remember the time when you love
getting with the T girl hookers sex workers Johnny.
Not hookers. Yes, exactly.
God bless them. And to wrap this up, let's talk
I let's talk TikTok detectives getting into male plastic
surgery. And Bradley Cooper's plastic
surgery. Because there's one key
difference. Brad is 60 years old.
His face and necklace has been completely transformative for
his appearance. He looks much more youthful.
He looks good. Face has more structure and
definition and there's also reduced laxity in this area as
well. His face also looks age
appropriate where it's retained its natural characteristics, but
his face doesn't look too changed.
What about Bradley, 10? Years younger at 49 years.
Terrible two years. Difference between these two
photos and he looks younger in this photo here.
And that's the key to really good plastic surgery.
I don't know because you. Can't tell what they've had
done, but they do look different.
It's. It actually looks pretty good
you. Tell the difference.
They're much more open and has reduced laxity in this
particular part of the eye. Both of these men are perfect
examples of male facial plastic surgery done in a natural way,
but the main difference between these two is in the eyelids.
Brad hasn't had eyelid surgery whereas Bradley has, and some
might say this gives the face a more masculine appearance and
makes the face look less done in a male patient.
Let me know what you think in the comments.
Here's my comment. Yes, you're correct.
Don't have your eyelids done as a man.
OK, zonzu it. And look, this is somebody who
has a droopy upper lid. Zonzu it.
OK, zonzu it. You end up looking like a lady
of Beverly Hills. Now, if that is what you wish,
then get your eyelids done, man. But if you want to look at be
like Brad and get the, you know, keep the eyelids a little
droopy, a little bit droopy. I don't know.
Bradley Cooper's look is a little done for me, but that
pictures they were showing that he looked pretty good.
Well everyone, I hope you enjoyed today's show and if you
did, I have 10 reviews to go to get to the desired 200.
And what do we I mean, but what an empty goal.
You know, you get to 200 and what do you want to do now?
You want to get to. 300 and after that, what do you want to
do? You want to go to 400 and what
do you after that, what do you want to do?
Go to four, blah blah. I mean, should we just lay down
in a ditch? Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my
friends, then let's keep dancing.
Let's no, we're going to just continue to do what we do,
right? We're going to say let's just
get those ten reviews, OK? We're going to get up to 200.
How about that? Keep smiling.
Yeah. Go ahead.
Leave me a nice review here. I'll write one for you.
This show is so incredible. I wasn't gay.
And now that I've listened to it, I am gay.
Gay as fuck. This show is my God.
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Hell Nah, drop it. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I want to walk right now. I don't want to go.
I want to get down. Who's that?
How much swag do I got? Million.
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Hey JVB made the booty go.
Why am I so iconic? Tiring.