1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:14,080 It's a Kiki with John and Nick G gonna spill all the tea, all my 2 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,080 LGBTS you're. What? 3 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,680 Yes. Because Johnny McGovern is gay, 4 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:33,320 yes. Hello everyone, and welcome to 5 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:41,400 Gay as Fuck. It also is still yes, here in 6 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,840 Los Angeles it is a motherfucking heat wave. 7 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,880 I got my air conditioning on one zillion. 8 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,240 I mean I have it on 60 honey because I need it to be cold and 9 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:58,280 currently a little moist. Don't worry, I have solved my 10 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,920 problem for this. If you're watching me on video 11 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:08,640 on Patreon, you can see I have a glass of delicious crushed ice. 12 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:13,280 And let me tell you, crushed ice could solve the world's 13 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,360 problems. And what soda will we be 14 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:20,240 delighting into this session? Well baby, it's a 0 sugar 15 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:26,000 squirt. Now, I only got squirt because 16 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,680 once they sentenced me as a replacement for Diet Sunkist. 17 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,160 And yes, I know chemicals, so that's why it's so delicious. 18 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:39,440 But I got to tell you, the Squirt turned out to be more 19 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:46,200 delicious than the Diet Sunkist, and it's kind of like jizz 20 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,640 flavored. And jizz named, well, doesn't 21 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,320 taste like jizz, but it kind of looks like jizz soda. 22 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,480 And his name's Squirt. So what do you fucking expect? 23 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,880 Squirt Now with jizz in it the soda for gay guys. 24 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:12,480 I've got to tell you, I bought my crushed ice machine for I 25 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:18,240 think $35 and that thing is giving me $35,000 worth of 26 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,680 enjoyment. OK, pour a delicious soda over 27 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:26,960 some crushed ice. Baby, you are in heaven. 28 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,280 Sometimes, especially with the soda all soak into the crushed 29 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,720 ice. So you sip and then you're left 30 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,240 with flavored delicious 0 sugar ice chemicals. 31 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:43,640 Now, because I'm a man of a certain type, I also have 32 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:48,560 another addition to put into my soda, my clear Squirt soda. 33 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:55,240 It's a little what is this cocktail that I'm making? 34 00:02:55,760 --> 00:03:04,920 Well, I just added a splash of Saint ID's High Punch with fruit 35 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:09,400 Punch with a dash of weed. You know what? 36 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,560 I'm lying and none of this is sponsored. 37 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,960 Can you imagine Squirt giving me money to call them the soda 38 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,560 which is in it? No, though I would love to have 39 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,520 a St. eyed sponsorship sweetie, because these weed drinks. 40 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,200 As someone who no longer partakes in any alcohol or other 41 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:31,960 type of drugs other than a weed punch, it sure is nice to have 42 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,160 something. You know what? 43 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:39,400 A little, just enough. Oh, baby. 44 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,480 All right. And last thing this week's 45 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:48,320 fragrance is oh, do I have to do that? 46 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:53,760 Yes, it is a rare and opulent fragrance by Tom of Finland. 47 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:58,080 OK, sweetie, Tom of Finland, does that have a fragrance? 48 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:02,200 And actually, I didn't plan Jizz Soda and Jizz Fragrance to go 49 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,400 together, but the Time of Finland fragrance, which is 50 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:10,240 called Edith Libre de Orange, is supposed to have notes, of 51 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,640 course, orange in it, but notes of jizz and cigarettes. 52 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,800 And that's one of the reasons why it appeals to me. 53 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:24,280 Leather jizz and cigarettes. Yep, just a touch of each of 54 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,960 those. You can still find this on eBay 55 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:32,280 for a very reasonable price. Faggoty. 56 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,960 Yes. What do you think? 57 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:41,320 Bigfoot. Bigfoot likes the smell of it, 58 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,000 don't you? You do. 59 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,480 I found the emergency Bigfoot sound effects card that Sasha 60 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,360 Flick sent me a long time ago, so it'll be keeping me company 61 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,000 today, right? Bigfoot? 62 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,040 Oh, nice. Hey, Bigfoot, can you look down 63 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:01,640 there and see if if I drop the if I dropped any more of this 64 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,880 high punch? Can you smell it? 65 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,520 Oh, he smells it. Oh, all right. 66 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,560 Well, he did it all all right. OK. 67 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,320 OK. Now, look, there's a lot going 68 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,480 on in the world. The election's so close. 69 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,480 Trump and Kamala had the debate this week. 70 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,680 But look, you've got so many other shows to talk about real 71 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,520 things. OK? 72 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,160 This is a show where we escape from all that. 73 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,920 OK? We drink weed punch mixed with 74 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:32,440 squirt and we dream thaggity dreams. 75 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,280 OK? And that's what you do on this 76 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:39,640 show because let's talk about one of the most beautiful 77 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,440 thaggity visions I've seen in weeks. 78 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:47,480 And that was the whimsical and stunning beauty of Gus 79 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:54,600 Kenworthy's ass shows at Burning Man OK, if you haven't seen the 80 00:05:54,600 --> 00:06:00,760 clip showing it on the video version right now, not only did 81 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:06,760 Gus Kenworthy decide to go to Burning Man with a all gay crew 82 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:11,240 called the cockpit, but honey, he he was not there to be 83 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:14,360 selfish. He was there to share his assets 84 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,640 with the world. And later on, Instagram showed 85 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:22,720 us the exact fit of his perfect furry little stuffed animal 86 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,640 themed jockstrap. Look at his teeth, look at his 87 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,640 hair, look at his body, look at his face. 88 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:33,280 Oh my God, my goodness. Well look, there's a lot to talk 89 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,600 about with Gus Kenworthy. Not just his beauty, but who's 90 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,800 he dating? Is that guy a secret? 91 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,880 Only fan, Sir? Is their relationship 92 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,040 monogamous? Which were they having sex with? 93 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,120 Tons of other hot guys at Bernie, man. 94 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,240 There's only speculation, but we do a lot of it right on the 95 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:54,120 Patreon where we me and Mother Crunk Sparkle Magic dive in deep 96 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:59,560 to that very topic on this week's episode called The Leg of 97 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,720 the Golden Goddess Takes Manhattan. 98 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,200 You'll have to listen to understand that title. 99 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:13,560 Gus from the world slow clap all right to standing obeiser. 100 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:19,080 Yes, what a delight. What a delight. 101 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,640 You know what that deserves to know? 102 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:26,960 The spreads of this jizzy Cologne from Time of Finland. 103 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,920 Yes it does. Oh, this deserves another 104 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:35,840 spreads of the Time of Finland. Like if you want to get in with 105 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,840 me and Mother Crunk talking all about that as well as lots of 106 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,280 other gay shit, join me over at the Patreon, which is 107 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:52,400 patreon.com/guess of All Time. Plus, that's where you can see 108 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,920 the video version of the show. Where did I let look, aha, look 109 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,720 at me, be able to see me in my little studio, my little 110 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,400 classes, my little sodas, my little stuff, my new collection 111 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,080 of gay bar themed shirts that I've been wearing. 112 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,440 All of it. So you know where to go. 113 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,880 patreon.com/gears of all time, sweetie. 114 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,200 But sweetie, beyond that, there is plenty to talk about today. 115 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,480 Anna Wittor is shushing people at the US Open. 116 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,240 Kevin Federline is about to get cut the fuck off from some of 117 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,800 his Britney child support money. Fuck. 118 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,400 Yeah. Christina Aguilera? 119 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:35,679 Did she get all faceless? Why is Tyra Banks knocking on 120 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:40,640 strange ladies hotel room doors? What is Azalea Banks upset about 121 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:44,720 this time? And does everyone love Jlo 122 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,680 again? It just has to torture and 123 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,760 they're ready to love her again. God bless. 124 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:56,760 Well, all that and more. So baby, let's get into it. 125 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:13,360 Get into it, into it, into it, into it, get into it. 126 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,200 Now, I don't want you to get the idea that the only thing to 127 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,600 cover on this podcast. It's mean old ladies. 128 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,720 But I have more on Wintour being a crowded cunt. 129 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:28,880 News that I have to share because I can't get enough now 130 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,240 as of course you know from last week's episode, right out of 131 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:37,960 having a Shade War with Naomi Campbell where she noted that 132 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,160 she was late and then left the event before she even came on. 133 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:46,560 Anna has been to the US Open everyday. 134 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:51,120 Hoda Copy and Jenna Bush on the Today Show. 135 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,640 We're talking about their experience at the US Open and 136 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,120 told the audience that Anna Matour basically told their 137 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:05,480 asses to shut the fuck up. U.S. magazine reports Jenna Bush 138 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,520 Hager and Hoda Koppy brought their bright, bubbly and 139 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:12,840 boisterous personalities to the US Open, but not everyone liked 140 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,400 the noise. We were loud and annoying. 141 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,360 Koppy, 60, confessed during the Monday episode of Today with 142 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:24,920 Hoda and Jenna. Koppy said tennis is fun and 143 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,160 said, I think Anna Wintour asked us to quiet down. 144 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:32,200 And then the other said she did, what do you think? 145 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:36,960 She said it, can you quiet down? Was she, did she under like 146 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:41,920 please can you keep it down? Or was she like, please can't 147 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:46,760 you show some respect for the game of tennis and for my friend 148 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:52,000 Roger out there who's playing his heart out and keep it down? 149 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:58,840 Look, you Nappo baby, and you second rate Kathie Lee home 150 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:04,200 girl. Can you zip your fucking lips? 151 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,360 That's all. They don't really give any more 152 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:12,200 details as to what the fuck she said, but those are all things 153 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,160 that I enjoyed. Other things people were 154 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:20,440 enjoying at the US Open were $150.00 box of Nuggets. 155 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,440 OK, now if you were at the US Open, you would have. 156 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,040 You could have been possibly shushed by Anna Wintour, seen 157 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:33,320 Hoda and Jenna act in Kookie Magookie, or seen Taylor Swift 158 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:38,880 out there living it up with her boyfriend in a Gucci bucket hat 159 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:44,920 in a private box doing sexy grind, dancing, smooching and 160 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:49,080 lip syncing for her life in her box with every person in the 161 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:53,400 universe sneaking pictures of her because there was so many 162 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,800 pictures of her. But let's talk about the $100 163 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:01,000 Nuggets. So one of the items that you can 164 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,520 purchase is it's a selection of chicken Nuggets from Coco Duck. 165 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,480 The reason why I was $100 is if you bought for you for six 166 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:13,400 Nuggets is if you bought the 24 carat edition. 167 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,400 One of the sauces is of course not only just black truffles and 168 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:23,240 truffle Mayo, but Petrosian caviar with a dot of Creme 169 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:28,000 Fresh. OK, I get it. 170 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,840 Look, there's a fish sandwich here in Los Angeles that is also 171 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:38,120 $100, and it comes with a Petrosian caviar loaded tartar 172 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,200 sauce. And look, I do want that. 173 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,040 So I get it. You're hungry. 174 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:47,720 You're spying on Taylor Swift and an inventor at the US Open. 175 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,800 Maybe you're there to actually watch tennis. 176 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,000 But you, you're hungry for six Nuggets and you got to get the 177 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,520 ones with the Trojan caviar. Why 'cause you're rich. 178 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,520 Neppo baby, that, that should be the Neppo baby chicken. 179 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,760 That's what that should be called. 180 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,640 Double price. If you're a neppo baby, are you 181 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,880 a neppo baby? Neppo babe, are you a neppo 182 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,840 baby? A double, triple price. 183 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:13,360 We're going to call out and harass rich neppo babies before 184 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:18,240 we give them their delicious $100 Petrosian Caviar covered 185 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,720 Graham fresh chicken Nuggets. That'll show them. 186 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:32,040 Got them and I got them good. Dochi's new album, Alligator 187 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,280 Bites Never Heal is out. And if if you love lady rap 188 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,080 music, baby, I want to recommend to you highly that you go check 189 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,560 that out. And if you want to get in deep 190 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:45,120 on that record with me, come over to the Patreon because I 191 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,240 did a full listening party with Adam Joseph and we go track by 192 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:53,760 track and get deep on all Dochi's lyrics, her style, her 193 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,200 music, She's incredible. Now, Dochi does have another 194 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,760 song coming out with another artist that I'm hoping will be a 195 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,200 hit for Dochi's sake. But because of who it is, girl, 196 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:12,160 I'm not sure. And what it is, is Dochi's 197 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:17,040 featured on the new song by Katy Perry from Katy Perry's yet to 198 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:23,600 be released soon. Sure to be a bomb album 165 or 199 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,480 whatever the fuck it's called now look, I don't need Katy 200 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:30,440 Perry getting some bad juju and put it on Doji. 201 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,680 OK? But this song does actually seem 202 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,480 to have some potential to me because now look, I didn't mind 203 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:46,280 actually sexy, confident, so intelligent, but we talked about 204 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,800 that in detail, but I didn't think it was that horrible. 205 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,320 And then she had that other songs about Light Your Lifetimes 206 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,040 and like it sounds like a whole Katy Perry song, but again, no 207 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,480 one cared. Nobody likes it. 208 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,640 The album should be scrapped and she should go on vacation, but 209 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,360 that's not going to be what's happened. 210 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,200 She can't cancel it like Jlo. She's just going to have to 211 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,480 keep, she's keeping pushing through, hoping for it. 212 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,760 And so the next song that they're releasing is this song 213 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,800 called I'm His, He's Mine, featuring Dochi. 214 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,160 And the reason why it's notable to me other than Dochi, is that 215 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,000 it samples Gypsy Woman She's homeless by Crystal Waters, 216 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,880 which after all these mother fucking years is still one of 217 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:32,360 the most iconic and legendary beats in dance music and still 218 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,760 drives people up the wall. Honey, the children go up as 219 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,080 curves. Diamond would say I'm his queen. 220 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,760 I'm this queen. I'm every. 221 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,240 Woman he wants and me I'm. His dream. 222 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,400 I'm his dream. I'm every. 223 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,200 Woman he knows. So what? 224 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,160 I'm his boss. I'm that bitch. 225 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,600 I'm every woman he knows exists. I'm his main. 226 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,640 I'm his side. I'm every woman that's in his 227 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:06,460 mind. I'm his. 228 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,820 He's mine. Well, I 229 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,600 I don't think that's going to be a hit. 230 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:29,160 Not even the power of Dochi, not even the power of Crystal Waters 231 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000 can save you from what is going to be a huge bomb. 232 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,520 Sorry. So I have nothing against Katy 233 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,760 Perry, but this is just all wrong. 234 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,000 And once the tide has turned, once the tide has turned, once 235 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,440 people are making Tik toks about how you should just give it a 236 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:54,200 just like it's once the tide has turned, it's really hard to turn 237 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,320 it around. For this one project in 238 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,480 particular, it's like, what do you do? 239 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:06,680 Do you just go cancel it all and go to Bali for a year? 240 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,280 Actually sounds great. But Katy Perry's not about to do 241 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,319 that. She is wanting to be back on 242 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:16,000 top. She's wanting to, you know, she, 243 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,359 she's one of the big girls. She wants to have her moment 244 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,760 again. And I get it. 245 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,200 But this isn't going to be one of the moments. 246 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,119 I just don't think it is. But I will listen to the full 247 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,760 version of that song when it comes out. 248 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,240 And if it's a hit, well, what do you think, Bigfoot? 249 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:35,600 What will you do? He will howl with joy. 250 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,600 And then if it's a bomb, what will you do? 251 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,720 I know that's what Katy Perry's going to do, too. 252 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,280 She's going to be sad. Well, look, The thing is, 253 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:51,640 though, remember just a couple months ago when the whole world 254 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,160 hated Jlo? OK, the world hated Jlo. 255 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,280 Even my trainer, who doesn't seem to know a lot about Bob 256 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:04,080 culture, said to me, Jlo, isn't she like, a horrible person or 257 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,760 something? I mean, baby, the world was 258 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,160 against her. Her movie This Is Me Now, an 259 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,640 album where a huge flop. She had to cancel her tour. 260 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,840 She was flopped, Tina, everybody was just shitting on her. 261 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,880 Ben Affleck was dumping her. She's getting divorced. 262 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,480 Huge embarrassment. Everybody give it up. 263 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:31,960 Jlo now what's happening? Jlo got filed for divorce, held 264 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,320 her head up high and went to the premiere of the movie that Ben 265 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,920 Affleck produced that she's in when she plays the mother of 266 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,520 some kid. And she wore a little outfit 267 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,360 with straps on her side, boob on either side with bows and looked 268 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,920 real pretty and had a close conversation with Matt Damon 269 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,440 where they held hands. And he probably was like, girl, 270 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,320 I'm so sorry, girl. Girl, he's a motherfucker. 271 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,160 I can't believe he did this again to you. 272 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,520 I know he's my friend, but bitch Justin, he said bitch and she 273 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:09,680 said bitch and then she was seen afterward posing with kids. 274 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,920 And hugging them and. Saying oh come over this photo, 275 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,800 you can have a photo being a real sweetie. 276 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,120 And now the tides are string again. 277 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,360 Just something to remember that to All Stars, to Katy Perry. 278 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,520 Remember this just a couple months ago, the world hated 279 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,560 Jennifer Lopez and the thought she was a horrible person. 280 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,680 Now she's hugging kids and showing side boob and the tide 281 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,480 is turning once again. And that is just goes to show 282 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,480 you how fast things turn around. So, you know, do what you got to 283 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,520 do, release this terrible album, the go disappear and come back 284 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,640 with some real hits that maybe aren't produced by Doctor Luke 285 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,520 and you can do it all over again. 286 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,560 Just do not go on tour with this album where you'll have to 287 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,240 cancel that and that's going to be more embarrassing. 288 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,080 Jlo did the right thing. Jlo did the right thing. 289 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:01,040 She cancelled her tour, she went on vacation, she had a 290 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,360 Bridgerton themed birthday party and she showed a lot of side 291 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,640 boob and a hot new dress. Oh, and don't forget when she 292 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:13,360 took economy class to Paris because she just had to get out 293 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,240 of town. She was being very relatable. 294 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,280 Don't you think that's relatable, Bigfoot? 295 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,560 Yeah, I do too. I think it's totally relatable. 296 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,440 Yeah. He loves Jennifer Lopez, falls 297 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,360 here the whole year is. It already feels like 298 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,280 Halloween's and tomorrow, then Christmas, then a whole new year 299 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,680 and then everything. Zoom, zoom, zooming by. 300 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,920 And that means the Super Bowl's not that far away. 301 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:47,600 So they announced today that the headliner for the 2025 Super 302 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,960 Bowl halftime show in New Orleans will be Kendrick Lamar. 303 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:57,160 Kendrick Lamar seems like a very esoteric choice for the Super 304 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,200 Bowl halftime show. You know, honey, good. 305 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:03,680 We have the Divas of dance music be the the stars of the halftime 306 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,520 show. OK, we still got them. 307 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,160 Crystal Waters, Martha Wash, CC Penniston. 308 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:13,680 Bring them all, you know. Looks ready to be doing their 309 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:18,560 Super Bowl halftime show, baby, it's miss Christina Aguilera. 310 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:24,080 OK, outlook. We know she probably took 311 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:31,840 Ozempic, but that does not take away from how stunning she 312 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:36,840 fucking looks. And this recent TikTok by a 313 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:41,800 plastic surgery detective has given us even more interesting 314 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,920 information. Let's take a listen. 315 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,280 So Christina Aguilera stepped out last week with a totally new 316 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,200 look, looking fantastic. And I'm getting lots of 317 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,560 questions about what did she have done. 318 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,760 Is it Botox? Is it filler? 319 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,120 Is it threads? Yeah, I don't know. 320 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,200 Obviously I didn't treat her personally. 321 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,400 This is my best guess, but I am a double board certified facial 322 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,120 plastic surgeon and a deep plane facelift special. 323 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,560 Yes, bitch. And I would gander that she has 324 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,120 had a deep plane facelift and people are saying there's no 325 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,320 scars. They're scars, they're just 326 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,200 really good ones. So how tell those ears how the? 327 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,000 Facelift is you look in front of the ear. 328 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,760 Front of the ear you can. See, she has almost a straight 329 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,520 line here, that tragal cartilage that usually protrudes a little 330 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,560 bit is blunted and she has a new crease underneath her earlobe. 331 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,120 If we look at a picture of her from a while ago, she used to 332 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:27,800 have. Much. 333 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,040 Better defined tracheal cartilage with a shadow in front 334 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,080 and that's just more natural tissue. 335 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,000 When we redrape the skin, drain a facelift, it tends to blunt 336 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,160 that area and with time it can scar down. 337 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,600 But she had excellent work done. But yes, this is surgery. 338 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,520 It's good surgery and she looks fantastic. 339 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,120 Wow. I mean, if I start to look 340 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,800 really, really good, do not look in front of my ears. 341 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,240 Now, someone in the comments did say she didn't have a facelift. 342 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,960 OK, she's 43. It seems a little intense for to 343 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,920 have had a facelift, but I bet she's had a lot. 344 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,800 She may have had like a liquid facelift, you know, where you 345 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,920 put a little filler all around the outside of your face and it 346 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:16,120 just gives that little lift. Whatever she's done, she looks 347 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:19,440 incredible. She looks like a girl, a young 348 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,680 girl. I mean, she looks like she's on 349 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:27,720 her way to grandmother's house. You know what's fucking curds 350 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,480 and weigh in her basket, you know what I mean? 351 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:34,200 She's just fresh faced, fresh bodied, looking youthful. 352 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,080 She's making Ariana look like a old withered witch. 353 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,040 And Ariana's very young and beautiful. 354 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:47,480 But in comparison to the Dewey beauty of Christina Aguilera, 355 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:54,320 everybody else looks rough. I mean, can we think in wish of 356 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,080 a time when I know this is selfish, but can we think in 357 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:04,160 wish of a time when Britney Spears also takes ozone pick and 358 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,960 gets a mini facelift and then starts to shrink down to her 359 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,760 most beautiful youthful size? And then is so inspired by her 360 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:20,280 own beauty that she makes a huge comeback and we get what we want 361 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,560 again. You're never going to get that 362 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,760 fucker, so don't even think about it. 363 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,320 In fact, I'm eating a doughnut right now, you dummy. 364 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,200 You thought I run Olympic? Watch me eat all these Antman 365 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:46,720 doughnuts on my mouth. I want fuck you, Johnny 366 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,640 McGovern. I ain't losing weight for 367 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,720 nobody. I look fine. 368 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,600 I look good. I wore my Versace dress. 369 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,440 I spine. I go to The Cheesecake Factory 370 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,560 and I order anything I want. That's what's great about being 371 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,240 a retired pop. Star none of y'all. 372 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,600 What y'all faggots want mean shit to me? 373 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,600 The only faggot I care about is my buddy good buddy Kate. 374 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,480 Cock suck. Isn't that right baby? 375 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,840 Yeah, give me the. Calculate in the car. 376 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,680 Why? Why are you? 377 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,680 Always talking about. Me. 378 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,720 That's what I want. To know why the fuck? 379 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,120 Why the fuck? Are y'all always talking? 380 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,920 About me, I'm so sick of it. You want to face me? 381 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,160 Well, the reason why I was thinking of you, we were 382 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,560 actually talking about Christina Aguilera and we were thinking, 383 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,240 God, she looks incredible. And not that you don't look 384 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,880 incredible still, because I think you do. 385 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,120 We'd love for you to, you know, really go there and just live 386 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:48,160 and go and be the thinnest, most beautiful diva of all. 387 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,280 You'd probably love it. Think of the dresses you'd fit 388 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,000 into the spinning. I mean, I'll do it with you. 389 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,840 I wish. I wish that for myself too. 390 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,240 Well, that's that. Ain't going to happen for you 391 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,280 and it ain't going to happen for me, OK? 392 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,600 You ain't going to do no soccer practice outfit and I'm not 393 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,000 doing apes. I did it again. 394 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,360 OK, We're going to post it here. And I, we're going to drink 395 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,320 weed. Sodas and we're going to show 396 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,920 our pussy to the. Guards I I'm not showing my 397 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,920 pussy to any guard. Well, I am Hey guard pussy show. 398 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:29,600 You're sure in a good mood. Well, that's 'cause you know 399 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,240 what is happening, you know when. 400 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,840 I don't actually know what you mean. 401 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:43,040 You know, for what is happening, you know, Hawaiian so soon. 402 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:48,280 Oh my God, I'm so excited. Three days by the time these 403 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,760 mother stupid fuckers here, this dumb, stupid show, probably one 404 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,160 day. Two days away. 405 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,320 Just four days until Kevin Federline get chopped in child 406 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,240 support. Oh my God. 407 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,280 That's because one of my babies got in my drama dish, got out of 408 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,360 my babies. One of my babies is getting 409 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:14,160 older, so that means less money for their daddy and his other 410 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,440 fucking stupid ass kids in Hawaii. 411 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,880 Maybe you start picking up some bottles on the beach. 412 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,840 Give it up. Maybe you want to do maybe get 413 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:27,600 some Popo's out and do a little DJ gig out out. 414 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,320 Anyway, he's going to have to get a JOB and I love that. 415 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,640 All that must be making me laugh. 416 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:45,400 Making me laugh. I laugh so hard that I do a 417 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:51,080 Britney style. Well, Britney, I'm, I'm thrilled 418 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,560 he's been sucking money off of you for so long. 419 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,960 I mean, what have you been paying him like what, 60,000 a 420 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,720 month for so many years? Sweetie, that's a lot. 421 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,120 I know and I cannot wait to go shopping with that money. 422 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:08,280 OK, I'm going to go on Amazon Prime it and get 10 or 1215 423 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:12,200 dresses to spin in and can nobody stop me? 424 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,200 Bye bye sweetie. Now last week we were talking 425 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,720 about Tyra. Tyra Banks has been doing weird 426 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,480 shit lately. Remember when she showed up at 427 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,480 the basketball game and she was harassed by the furries? 428 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,480 And she's been selling her smize ice cream. 429 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,720 We still have not figured out what the fuck that's about 430 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,680 though. I realized smize cream is what 431 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,640 it's about. Some ice cream. 432 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,600 So like ice cream, but some ice cream. 433 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,960 That's the whole reason for the thing. 434 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,800 I don't get it. But look, she paid a post that 435 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,400 of course was very interesting and it was, it said special 436 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,000 delivery. Let's take a look at it. 437 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,160 Tyra's walking down a hallway, knocking on a door. 438 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,360 Paloma is, I think, a model of the moment. 439 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,160 Tyra's trying to get in. She's a plus sized lady Tyra. 440 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,480 Girl. And Tyra gives her reference to 441 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,400 Tyra Mail and what's on the back of a Tyra's jacket? 442 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:31,240 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, October 15th, New York City. 443 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,840 Now I know some of you might think. 444 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,600 What about we hate Victoria's Secret? 445 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,960 Gosh stop. Fuck them. 446 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,480 They wouldn't hire the trans model. 447 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,560 Fuck them. Well, they we did say fuck them, 448 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,040 but much like Abercrombie, which has had an incredibly huge 449 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:51,640 comeback after all of the sexual assault and pervasion of that 450 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,600 faggot that was running them for so many years and the stuff of 451 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,080 the allegations of racism and all the rest, honey, everybody 452 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,160 just was like, well that's done. Now Abercrombie is bigger than 453 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:10,080 ever in their new woke light format and they fired everybody. 454 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,840 Same thing at Victoria's Secret. And of course they reaching out 455 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,000 to the girls and the girls, they're going to have plus size 456 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,480 and I'm sure they're going to have some of the dolls in this 457 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,360 new Victoria's Secret Fashion show. 458 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,960 And in fact, it'll be quite interesting to see who of the 459 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,120 dolls is going to be cast. I mean, are we going to, is it 460 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,000 going to be Sasha Colby in the Victoria's Secret Fashion show? 461 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,760 Will Carmen Carrera finally get her shot? 462 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,520 I mean, there's so many stunning, gorgeous dolls, honey, 463 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,040 to be in this, you can be sure we're going to get some. 464 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,400 We're going to get body shapes of every type, honey. 465 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:50,280 And I bet we're even getting some non binary, more masculine 466 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,400 presenting people in lingerie with dangling earrings. 467 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,920 She froze, kept. It's that fresh bitch. 468 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,960 I'd be getting that pussy stone set with that wet wrist plate. 469 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,360 Bust off and say some crazy shit about something and currently 470 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:21,080 she's after Kesha and Kim Petrus. 471 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,680 What the fuck? She says crying to me about his 472 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,160 puny ass Doctor Luke like she can't hog tie his ass. 473 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,880 Shane is ass butthole up in a glory hole guillotine. 474 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,640 Invite everyone to the soiree, put a gerbil up his ass and 475 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,880 unload it to Worldstar. But bitches want to play with me 476 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:46,360 like I'm something to fuck with and it's time for new FSSFFS. 477 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,040 Kim Petrus. Oh my God. 478 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,120 No, she did not say that. You did it backwards. 479 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,560 Of course they gave you the German box face. 480 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,800 You need to go to South Korea and let them crack your skull 481 00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,480 and rearrange your proportions. You look like Hans and Klaus. 482 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,280 Know me. You need to look like Sabrina 483 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,040 Carpenter. Fix it. 484 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,840 That deserves a kind of sound effect. 485 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,720 Like whoa. She's not afraid to make major 486 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,720 enemies. As far as we know, she's still 487 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,400 voting for Trump. So we can enjoy her, but also be 488 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,600 like, girl, come on, spritz the TomTom of Finland, Cologne. 489 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,360 Four. Yeah. 490 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,120 Well, everyone, I hope you enjoyed the show. 491 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,800 And look, do me a favor. Leave me a nice review on 492 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:40,680 iTunes. We are three away from my measly 493 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,800 pathetic worm of a goal of 200 reviews. 494 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:52,240 OK, three reviews away. Just write the Falcon review. 495 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,600 Do I have to get Britney Spears back here to tell you to do it? 496 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,840 What? What do you want me to say? 497 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,920 Write the fucking reviews of this ugly hairy bitch and shut 498 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,760 the fuck up. Well, I'll, I'll take it. 499 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,160 Thanks sweetie. Canya, please. 500 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,640 And look, if you're enjoying me, can you join me over in the 501 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,800 Patreon? I mean, the Patreon is where we 502 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,720 get in deep. You know, last week, of course, 503 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:25,640 I posted about my dream of my own new of my created of the my 504 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,440 dream of the K pop band that I would like to create called 505 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,920 Demon, Twink and baby. I had a lot of fun with the 506 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:39,680 people on Patreon imagining all of the song titles that we would 507 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:44,120 be putting directly on the Demon Twink album. 508 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,600 Honey, of course. My my girl. 509 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,320 Sasha Fleek. Song title options from Sasha 510 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,240 Fleek included for Demon Twink Lip gloss, charm, earring, Yes. 511 00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:03,000 Backroom classic Mark Goodwin said Cracked knuckle, Clear 512 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,560 waters Passenger Princess was she and Mamma Mia OSHA the heavy 513 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,440 loads remix and DUMP. Do you mind bumpers? 514 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,320 Mark? You're killing me. 515 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:20,639 Flow Flow 85 gave these titles tasting like pineapple. 516 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,520 Can't take no more Faster, harder shooter. 517 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,760 He came in twice, Nutting for Daddy and Double Pee for me. 518 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:42,639 And of course here at Johnny McGovern Records we got a ton of 519 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,480 song title options for the Demon Twink album, including Sasha 520 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:52,760 Fleek's choices, Lip Gloss Charm Earring, Daniel Agrosi. 521 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,159 Which means Daniel got fat, you fucking cunts. 522 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,080 Backroom Hostess. Please Chantal. 523 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:04,960 And I hate that we had Mark Goodwin's suggestions Demon 524 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:10,680 twink featuring the singles Clear waters, passenger Princess 525 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:17,280 was she and Mamma Mia OSHA heavy loads remix DUMP parentheses. 526 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,520 Do you mind poppers Marky that was good. 527 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,560 Continue to send me your ideas for Demon Twink songs. 528 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,800 I I feel like me and Adam Joseph need to write the Demon Twink 529 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,000 album and then cast it with the right signals. 530 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,840 I think that's it. What do you think, Bigfoot? 531 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,000 He thinks it's a great. Do you think that once it's 532 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,760 picked up by a huge record label, they're going to continue 533 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,640 to allow me to be the creative director and give me credit for 534 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,800 the whole thing? No, I don't think so either. 535 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,760 OK, if you want to have fun like we're having over in the 536 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,200 Patreon, just join me. A podcast that made me laugh so 537 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,800 hard I cried last night with Crunk in an episode called The 538 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,960 Leg of the Golden Goddess Takes Manhattan. 539 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,680 I can't explain why we just called that, but baby, get in. 540 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:14,800 Eric Couture and I are doing a watch along of the classic movie 541 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,680 Flash Gordon. Because of course not the boar 542 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,080 Worms. 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