It's a Kiki with John and Nick G gonna spill all the tea, all my
LGBTS you're. What?
Yes. Because Johnny McGovern is gay,
yes. Hello everyone, and welcome to
Gay as Fuck. It also is still yes, here in
Los Angeles it is a motherfucking heat wave.
I got my air conditioning on one zillion.
I mean I have it on 60 honey because I need it to be cold and
currently a little moist. Don't worry, I have solved my
problem for this. If you're watching me on video
on Patreon, you can see I have a glass of delicious crushed ice.
And let me tell you, crushed ice could solve the world's
problems. And what soda will we be
delighting into this session? Well baby, it's a 0 sugar
squirt. Now, I only got squirt because
once they sentenced me as a replacement for Diet Sunkist.
And yes, I know chemicals, so that's why it's so delicious.
But I got to tell you, the Squirt turned out to be more
delicious than the Diet Sunkist, and it's kind of like jizz
flavored. And jizz named, well, doesn't
taste like jizz, but it kind of looks like jizz soda.
And his name's Squirt. So what do you fucking expect?
Squirt Now with jizz in it the soda for gay guys.
I've got to tell you, I bought my crushed ice machine for I
think $35 and that thing is giving me $35,000 worth of
enjoyment. OK, pour a delicious soda over
some crushed ice. Baby, you are in heaven.
Sometimes, especially with the soda all soak into the crushed
ice. So you sip and then you're left
with flavored delicious 0 sugar ice chemicals.
Now, because I'm a man of a certain type, I also have
another addition to put into my soda, my clear Squirt soda.
It's a little what is this cocktail that I'm making?
Well, I just added a splash of Saint ID's High Punch with fruit
Punch with a dash of weed. You know what?
I'm lying and none of this is sponsored.
Can you imagine Squirt giving me money to call them the soda
which is in it? No, though I would love to have
a St. eyed sponsorship sweetie, because these weed drinks.
As someone who no longer partakes in any alcohol or other
type of drugs other than a weed punch, it sure is nice to have
something. You know what?
A little, just enough. Oh, baby.
All right. And last thing this week's
fragrance is oh, do I have to do that?
Yes, it is a rare and opulent fragrance by Tom of Finland.
OK, sweetie, Tom of Finland, does that have a fragrance?
And actually, I didn't plan Jizz Soda and Jizz Fragrance to go
together, but the Time of Finland fragrance, which is
called Edith Libre de Orange, is supposed to have notes, of
course, orange in it, but notes of jizz and cigarettes.
And that's one of the reasons why it appeals to me.
Leather jizz and cigarettes. Yep, just a touch of each of
those. You can still find this on eBay
for a very reasonable price. Faggoty.
Yes. What do you think?
Bigfoot. Bigfoot likes the smell of it,
don't you? You do.
I found the emergency Bigfoot sound effects card that Sasha
Flick sent me a long time ago, so it'll be keeping me company
today, right? Bigfoot?
Oh, nice. Hey, Bigfoot, can you look down
there and see if if I drop the if I dropped any more of this
high punch? Can you smell it?
Oh, he smells it. Oh, all right.
Well, he did it all all right. OK.
Now, look, there's a lot going
on in the world. The election's so close.
Trump and Kamala had the debate this week.
But look, you've got so many other shows to talk about real
things. OK?
This is a show where we escape from all that.
OK? We drink weed punch mixed with
squirt and we dream thaggity dreams.
OK? And that's what you do on this
show because let's talk about one of the most beautiful
thaggity visions I've seen in weeks.
And that was the whimsical and stunning beauty of Gus
Kenworthy's ass shows at Burning Man OK, if you haven't seen the
clip showing it on the video version right now, not only did
Gus Kenworthy decide to go to Burning Man with a all gay crew
called the cockpit, but honey, he he was not there to be
selfish. He was there to share his assets
with the world. And later on, Instagram showed
us the exact fit of his perfect furry little stuffed animal
themed jockstrap. Look at his teeth, look at his
hair, look at his body, look at his face.
Oh my God, my goodness. Well look, there's a lot to talk
about with Gus Kenworthy. Not just his beauty, but who's
he dating? Is that guy a secret?
Only fan, Sir? Is their relationship
monogamous? Which were they having sex with?
Tons of other hot guys at Bernie, man.
There's only speculation, but we do a lot of it right on the
Patreon where we me and Mother Crunk Sparkle Magic dive in deep
to that very topic on this week's episode called The Leg of
the Golden Goddess Takes Manhattan.
You'll have to listen to understand that title.
Gus from the world slow clap all right to standing obeiser.
Yes, what a delight. What a delight.
You know what that deserves to know?
The spreads of this jizzy Cologne from Time of Finland.
Yes it does. Oh, this deserves another
spreads of the Time of Finland. Like if you want to get in with
me and Mother Crunk talking all about that as well as lots of
other gay shit, join me over at the Patreon, which is
patreon.com/guess of All Time. Plus, that's where you can see
the video version of the show. Where did I let look, aha, look
at me, be able to see me in my little studio, my little
classes, my little sodas, my little stuff, my new collection
of gay bar themed shirts that I've been wearing.
All of it. So you know where to go.
patreon.com/gears of all time, sweetie.
But sweetie, beyond that, there is plenty to talk about today.
Anna Wittor is shushing people at the US Open.
Kevin Federline is about to get cut the fuck off from some of
his Britney child support money. Fuck.
Yeah. Christina Aguilera?
Did she get all faceless? Why is Tyra Banks knocking on
strange ladies hotel room doors? What is Azalea Banks upset about
this time? And does everyone love Jlo
again? It just has to torture and
they're ready to love her again. God bless.
Well, all that and more. So baby, let's get into it.
Get into it, into it, into it, into it, get into it.
Now, I don't want you to get the idea that the only thing to
cover on this podcast. It's mean old ladies.
But I have more on Wintour being a crowded cunt.
News that I have to share because I can't get enough now
as of course you know from last week's episode, right out of
having a Shade War with Naomi Campbell where she noted that
she was late and then left the event before she even came on.
Anna has been to the US Open everyday.
Hoda Copy and Jenna Bush on the Today Show.
We're talking about their experience at the US Open and
told the audience that Anna Matour basically told their
asses to shut the fuck up. U.S. magazine reports Jenna Bush
Hager and Hoda Koppy brought their bright, bubbly and
boisterous personalities to the US Open, but not everyone liked
the noise. We were loud and annoying.
Koppy, 60, confessed during the Monday episode of Today with
Hoda and Jenna. Koppy said tennis is fun and
said, I think Anna Wintour asked us to quiet down.
And then the other said she did, what do you think?
She said it, can you quiet down? Was she, did she under like
please can you keep it down? Or was she like, please can't
you show some respect for the game of tennis and for my friend
Roger out there who's playing his heart out and keep it down?
Look, you Nappo baby, and you second rate Kathie Lee home
girl. Can you zip your fucking lips?
That's all. They don't really give any more
details as to what the fuck she said, but those are all things
that I enjoyed. Other things people were
enjoying at the US Open were $150.00 box of Nuggets.
OK, now if you were at the US Open, you would have.
You could have been possibly shushed by Anna Wintour, seen
Hoda and Jenna act in Kookie Magookie, or seen Taylor Swift
out there living it up with her boyfriend in a Gucci bucket hat
in a private box doing sexy grind, dancing, smooching and
lip syncing for her life in her box with every person in the
universe sneaking pictures of her because there was so many
pictures of her. But let's talk about the $100
Nuggets. So one of the items that you can
purchase is it's a selection of chicken Nuggets from Coco Duck.
The reason why I was $100 is if you bought for you for six
Nuggets is if you bought the 24 carat edition.
One of the sauces is of course not only just black truffles and
truffle Mayo, but Petrosian caviar with a dot of Creme
Fresh. OK, I get it.
Look, there's a fish sandwich here in Los Angeles that is also
$100, and it comes with a Petrosian caviar loaded tartar
sauce. And look, I do want that.
So I get it. You're hungry.
You're spying on Taylor Swift and an inventor at the US Open.
Maybe you're there to actually watch tennis.
But you, you're hungry for six Nuggets and you got to get the
ones with the Trojan caviar. Why 'cause you're rich.
Neppo baby, that, that should be the Neppo baby chicken.
That's what that should be called.
Double price. If you're a neppo baby, are you
a neppo baby? Neppo babe, are you a neppo
baby? A double, triple price.
We're going to call out and harass rich neppo babies before
we give them their delicious $100 Petrosian Caviar covered
Graham fresh chicken Nuggets. That'll show them.
Got them and I got them good. Dochi's new album, Alligator
Bites Never Heal is out. And if if you love lady rap
music, baby, I want to recommend to you highly that you go check
that out. And if you want to get in deep
on that record with me, come over to the Patreon because I
did a full listening party with Adam Joseph and we go track by
track and get deep on all Dochi's lyrics, her style, her
music, She's incredible. Now, Dochi does have another
song coming out with another artist that I'm hoping will be a
hit for Dochi's sake. But because of who it is, girl,
I'm not sure. And what it is, is Dochi's
featured on the new song by Katy Perry from Katy Perry's yet to
be released soon. Sure to be a bomb album 165 or
whatever the fuck it's called now look, I don't need Katy
Perry getting some bad juju and put it on Doji.
OK? But this song does actually seem
to have some potential to me because now look, I didn't mind
actually sexy, confident, so intelligent, but we talked about
that in detail, but I didn't think it was that horrible.
And then she had that other songs about Light Your Lifetimes
and like it sounds like a whole Katy Perry song, but again, no
one cared. Nobody likes it.
The album should be scrapped and she should go on vacation, but
that's not going to be what's happened.
She can't cancel it like Jlo. She's just going to have to
keep, she's keeping pushing through, hoping for it.
And so the next song that they're releasing is this song
called I'm His, He's Mine, featuring Dochi.
And the reason why it's notable to me other than Dochi, is that
it samples Gypsy Woman She's homeless by Crystal Waters,
which after all these mother fucking years is still one of
the most iconic and legendary beats in dance music and still
drives people up the wall. Honey, the children go up as
curves. Diamond would say I'm his queen.
I'm this queen. I'm every.
Woman he wants and me I'm. His dream.
I'm his dream. I'm every.
Woman he knows. So what?
I'm his boss. I'm that bitch.
I'm every woman he knows exists. I'm his main.
I'm his side. I'm every woman that's in his
mind. I'm his.
He's mine. Well, I
I don't think that's going to be a hit.
Not even the power of Dochi, not even the power of Crystal Waters
can save you from what is going to be a huge bomb.
Sorry. So I have nothing against Katy
Perry, but this is just all wrong.
And once the tide has turned, once the tide has turned, once
people are making Tik toks about how you should just give it a
just like it's once the tide has turned, it's really hard to turn
it around. For this one project in
particular, it's like, what do you do?
Do you just go cancel it all and go to Bali for a year?
Actually sounds great. But Katy Perry's not about to do
that. She is wanting to be back on
top. She's wanting to, you know, she,
she's one of the big girls. She wants to have her moment
again. And I get it.
But this isn't going to be one of the moments.
I just don't think it is. But I will listen to the full
version of that song when it comes out.
And if it's a hit, well, what do you think, Bigfoot?
What will you do? He will howl with joy.
And then if it's a bomb, what will you do?
I know that's what Katy Perry's going to do, too.
She's going to be sad. Well, look, The thing is,
though, remember just a couple months ago when the whole world
hated Jlo? OK, the world hated Jlo.
Even my trainer, who doesn't seem to know a lot about Bob
culture, said to me, Jlo, isn't she like, a horrible person or
something? I mean, baby, the world was
against her. Her movie This Is Me Now, an
album where a huge flop. She had to cancel her tour.
She was flopped, Tina, everybody was just shitting on her.
Ben Affleck was dumping her. She's getting divorced.
Huge embarrassment. Everybody give it up.
Jlo now what's happening? Jlo got filed for divorce, held
her head up high and went to the premiere of the movie that Ben
Affleck produced that she's in when she plays the mother of
some kid. And she wore a little outfit
with straps on her side, boob on either side with bows and looked
real pretty and had a close conversation with Matt Damon
where they held hands. And he probably was like, girl,
I'm so sorry, girl. Girl, he's a motherfucker.
I can't believe he did this again to you.
I know he's my friend, but bitch Justin, he said bitch and she
said bitch and then she was seen afterward posing with kids.
And hugging them and. Saying oh come over this photo,
you can have a photo being a real sweetie.
And now the tides are string again.
Just something to remember that to All Stars, to Katy Perry.
Remember this just a couple months ago, the world hated
Jennifer Lopez and the thought she was a horrible person.
Now she's hugging kids and showing side boob and the tide
is turning once again. And that is just goes to show
you how fast things turn around. So, you know, do what you got to
do, release this terrible album, the go disappear and come back
with some real hits that maybe aren't produced by Doctor Luke
and you can do it all over again.
Just do not go on tour with this album where you'll have to
cancel that and that's going to be more embarrassing.
Jlo did the right thing. Jlo did the right thing.
She cancelled her tour, she went on vacation, she had a
Bridgerton themed birthday party and she showed a lot of side
boob and a hot new dress. Oh, and don't forget when she
took economy class to Paris because she just had to get out
of town. She was being very relatable.
Don't you think that's relatable, Bigfoot?
Yeah, I do too. I think it's totally relatable.
Yeah. He loves Jennifer Lopez, falls
here the whole year is. It already feels like
Halloween's and tomorrow, then Christmas, then a whole new year
and then everything. Zoom, zoom, zooming by.
And that means the Super Bowl's not that far away.
So they announced today that the headliner for the 2025 Super
Bowl halftime show in New Orleans will be Kendrick Lamar.
Kendrick Lamar seems like a very esoteric choice for the Super
Bowl halftime show. You know, honey, good.
We have the Divas of dance music be the the stars of the halftime
show. OK, we still got them.
Crystal Waters, Martha Wash, CC Penniston.
Bring them all, you know. Looks ready to be doing their
Super Bowl halftime show, baby, it's miss Christina Aguilera.
OK, outlook. We know she probably took
Ozempic, but that does not take away from how stunning she
fucking looks. And this recent TikTok by a
plastic surgery detective has given us even more interesting
information. Let's take a listen.
So Christina Aguilera stepped out last week with a totally new
look, looking fantastic. And I'm getting lots of
questions about what did she have done.
Is it Botox? Is it filler?
Is it threads? Yeah, I don't know.
Obviously I didn't treat her personally.
This is my best guess, but I am a double board certified facial
plastic surgeon and a deep plane facelift special.
Yes, bitch. And I would gander that she has
had a deep plane facelift and people are saying there's no
scars. They're scars, they're just
really good ones. So how tell those ears how the?
Facelift is you look in front of the ear.
Front of the ear you can. See, she has almost a straight
line here, that tragal cartilage that usually protrudes a little
bit is blunted and she has a new crease underneath her earlobe.
If we look at a picture of her from a while ago, she used to
have. Much.
Better defined tracheal cartilage with a shadow in front
and that's just more natural tissue.
When we redrape the skin, drain a facelift, it tends to blunt
that area and with time it can scar down.
But she had excellent work done. But yes, this is surgery.
It's good surgery and she looks fantastic.
Wow. I mean, if I start to look
really, really good, do not look in front of my ears.
Now, someone in the comments did say she didn't have a facelift.
OK, she's 43. It seems a little intense for to
have had a facelift, but I bet she's had a lot.
She may have had like a liquid facelift, you know, where you
put a little filler all around the outside of your face and it
just gives that little lift. Whatever she's done, she looks
incredible. She looks like a girl, a young
girl. I mean, she looks like she's on
her way to grandmother's house. You know what's fucking curds
and weigh in her basket, you know what I mean?
She's just fresh faced, fresh bodied, looking youthful.
She's making Ariana look like a old withered witch.
And Ariana's very young and beautiful.
But in comparison to the Dewey beauty of Christina Aguilera,
everybody else looks rough. I mean, can we think in wish of
a time when I know this is selfish, but can we think in
wish of a time when Britney Spears also takes ozone pick and
gets a mini facelift and then starts to shrink down to her
most beautiful youthful size? And then is so inspired by her
own beauty that she makes a huge comeback and we get what we want
again. You're never going to get that
fucker, so don't even think about it.
In fact, I'm eating a doughnut right now, you dummy.
You thought I run Olympic? Watch me eat all these Antman
doughnuts on my mouth. I want fuck you, Johnny
McGovern. I ain't losing weight for
nobody. I look fine.
I look good. I wore my Versace dress.
I spine. I go to The Cheesecake Factory
and I order anything I want. That's what's great about being
a retired pop. Star none of y'all.
What y'all faggots want mean shit to me?
The only faggot I care about is my buddy good buddy Kate.
Cock suck. Isn't that right baby?
Yeah, give me the. Calculate in the car.
Why? Why are you?
Always talking about. Me.
That's what I want. To know why the fuck?
Why the fuck? Are y'all always talking?
About me, I'm so sick of it. You want to face me?
Well, the reason why I was thinking of you, we were
actually talking about Christina Aguilera and we were thinking,
God, she looks incredible. And not that you don't look
incredible still, because I think you do.
We'd love for you to, you know, really go there and just live
and go and be the thinnest, most beautiful diva of all.
You'd probably love it. Think of the dresses you'd fit
into the spinning. I mean, I'll do it with you.
I wish. I wish that for myself too.
Well, that's that. Ain't going to happen for you
and it ain't going to happen for me, OK?
You ain't going to do no soccer practice outfit and I'm not
doing apes. I did it again.
OK, We're going to post it here. And I, we're going to drink
weed. Sodas and we're going to show
our pussy to the. Guards I I'm not showing my
pussy to any guard. Well, I am Hey guard pussy show.
You're sure in a good mood. Well, that's 'cause you know
what is happening, you know when.
I don't actually know what you mean.
You know, for what is happening, you know, Hawaiian so soon.
Oh my God, I'm so excited. Three days by the time these
mother stupid fuckers here, this dumb, stupid show, probably one
day. Two days away.
Just four days until Kevin Federline get chopped in child
support. Oh my God.
That's because one of my babies got in my drama dish, got out of
my babies. One of my babies is getting
older, so that means less money for their daddy and his other
fucking stupid ass kids in Hawaii.
Maybe you start picking up some bottles on the beach.
Give it up. Maybe you want to do maybe get
some Popo's out and do a little DJ gig out out.
Anyway, he's going to have to get a JOB and I love that.
All that must be making me laugh.
Making me laugh. I laugh so hard that I do a
Britney style. Well, Britney, I'm, I'm thrilled
he's been sucking money off of you for so long.
I mean, what have you been paying him like what, 60,000 a
month for so many years? Sweetie, that's a lot.
I know and I cannot wait to go shopping with that money.
OK, I'm going to go on Amazon Prime it and get 10 or 1215
dresses to spin in and can nobody stop me?
Bye bye sweetie. Now last week we were talking
about Tyra. Tyra Banks has been doing weird
shit lately. Remember when she showed up at
the basketball game and she was harassed by the furries?
And she's been selling her smize ice cream.
We still have not figured out what the fuck that's about
though. I realized smize cream is what
it's about. Some ice cream.
So like ice cream, but some ice cream.
That's the whole reason for the thing.
I don't get it. But look, she paid a post that
of course was very interesting and it was, it said special
delivery. Let's take a look at it.
Tyra's walking down a hallway, knocking on a door.
Paloma is, I think, a model of the moment.
Tyra's trying to get in. She's a plus sized lady Tyra.
Girl. And Tyra gives her reference to
Tyra Mail and what's on the back of a Tyra's jacket?
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, October 15th, New York City.
Now I know some of you might think.
What about we hate Victoria's Secret?
Gosh stop. Fuck them.
They wouldn't hire the trans model.
Fuck them. Well, they we did say fuck them,
but much like Abercrombie, which has had an incredibly huge
comeback after all of the sexual assault and pervasion of that
faggot that was running them for so many years and the stuff of
the allegations of racism and all the rest, honey, everybody
just was like, well that's done. Now Abercrombie is bigger than
ever in their new woke light format and they fired everybody.
Same thing at Victoria's Secret. And of course they reaching out
to the girls and the girls, they're going to have plus size
and I'm sure they're going to have some of the dolls in this
new Victoria's Secret Fashion show.
And in fact, it'll be quite interesting to see who of the
dolls is going to be cast. I mean, are we going to, is it
going to be Sasha Colby in the Victoria's Secret Fashion show?
Will Carmen Carrera finally get her shot?
I mean, there's so many stunning, gorgeous dolls, honey,
to be in this, you can be sure we're going to get some.
We're going to get body shapes of every type, honey.
And I bet we're even getting some non binary, more masculine
presenting people in lingerie with dangling earrings.
She froze, kept. It's that fresh bitch.
I'd be getting that pussy stone set with that wet wrist plate.
Bust off and say some crazy shit about something and currently
she's after Kesha and Kim Petrus.
What the fuck? She says crying to me about his
puny ass Doctor Luke like she can't hog tie his ass.
Shane is ass butthole up in a glory hole guillotine.
Invite everyone to the soiree, put a gerbil up his ass and
unload it to Worldstar. But bitches want to play with me
like I'm something to fuck with and it's time for new FSSFFS.
Kim Petrus. Oh my God.
No, she did not say that. You did it backwards.
Of course they gave you the German box face.
You need to go to South Korea and let them crack your skull
and rearrange your proportions. You look like Hans and Klaus.
Know me. You need to look like Sabrina
Carpenter. Fix it.
That deserves a kind of sound effect.
Like whoa. She's not afraid to make major
enemies. As far as we know, she's still
voting for Trump. So we can enjoy her, but also be
like, girl, come on, spritz the TomTom of Finland, Cologne.
Four. Yeah.
Well, everyone, I hope you enjoyed the show.
And look, do me a favor. Leave me a nice review on
iTunes. We are three away from my measly
pathetic worm of a goal of 200 reviews.
OK, three reviews away. Just write the Falcon review.
Do I have to get Britney Spears back here to tell you to do it?
What? What do you want me to say?
Write the fucking reviews of this ugly hairy bitch and shut
the fuck up. Well, I'll, I'll take it.
Thanks sweetie. Canya, please.
And look, if you're enjoying me, can you join me over in the
Patreon? I mean, the Patreon is where we
get in deep. You know, last week, of course,
I posted about my dream of my own new of my created of the my
dream of the K pop band that I would like to create called
Demon, Twink and baby. I had a lot of fun with the
people on Patreon imagining all of the song titles that we would
be putting directly on the Demon Twink album.
Honey, of course. My my girl.
Sasha Fleek. Song title options from Sasha
Fleek included for Demon Twink Lip gloss, charm, earring, Yes.
Backroom classic Mark Goodwin said Cracked knuckle, Clear
waters Passenger Princess was she and Mamma Mia OSHA the heavy
loads remix and DUMP. Do you mind bumpers?
Mark? You're killing me.
Flow Flow 85 gave these titles tasting like pineapple.
Can't take no more Faster, harder shooter.
He came in twice, Nutting for Daddy and Double Pee for me.
And of course here at Johnny McGovern Records we got a ton of
song title options for the Demon Twink album, including Sasha
Fleek's choices, Lip Gloss Charm Earring, Daniel Agrosi.
Which means Daniel got fat, you fucking cunts.
Backroom Hostess. Please Chantal.
And I hate that we had Mark Goodwin's suggestions Demon
twink featuring the singles Clear waters, passenger Princess
was she and Mamma Mia OSHA heavy loads remix DUMP parentheses.
Do you mind poppers Marky that was good.
Continue to send me your ideas for Demon Twink songs.
I I feel like me and Adam Joseph need to write the Demon Twink
album and then cast it with the right signals.
I think that's it. What do you think, Bigfoot?
He thinks it's a great. Do you think that once it's
picked up by a huge record label, they're going to continue
to allow me to be the creative director and give me credit for
the whole thing? No, I don't think so either.
OK, if you want to have fun like we're having over in the
Patreon, just join me. A podcast that made me laugh so
hard I cried last night with Crunk in an episode called The
Leg of the Golden Goddess Takes Manhattan.
I can't explain why we just called that, but baby, get in.
Eric Couture and I are doing a watch along of the classic movie
Flash Gordon. Because of course not the boar
Worms. We need to see where that's all
coming from. Adam Joseph and I just did a
great deep dive into Dochi on a listening party double podcast
deep dive into Dochies record. So go ahead and join me at
patreon.com/guess of all Time Mean.
What do I have to do to get you to join?
Have Britney Spears say it. Hey keep the patrons.
Kill this shit of fat hairy ass a lot baby.
Darn it. God is annoying.
Oh, thank you, sweetie, thank you so much.
I I'll take it and I'll take all of you.
I really appreciate you, love you and see you on the next
episode of Gay Ass Fuck. Bye baby.
Put the motherfucking money in my motherfucking hands.
I mean, Gucci in her body spending motherfucking bands.
Right. Suck jigs up.
Put your Dicks up. Get your Dicks sucked.
Put your Dicks up. They suck.
That's tough. *** Get your rates up for the motherfucking
Princess. Now with jizz in it, the soda
for gay guys.