It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my
LGBTS. You're in love.
Because Johnny the governor is gay.
Yes. Hello everyone, and welcome to
another summertime episode of Gay as Fuck.
I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. He Who is and he who is is also
sweating because honey, the heat, the heat of that, all the
world is on fire. This is the time of year when I
want to move to Canada, to Banff in Canada, and live in Banff by
the ski slopes in a ski chalet where the weather is still cold
until October when it turns good again.
And this isn't even the worst of the summer.
And honestly, LA isn't as bad as New York.
When I was there, honey, I was melting.
So I'm sitting here in my little Weho cabin with the fan directly
on me. Remember when he used to be
like, I have to turn the air off and the fans off for the show?
Well, honey, we have technology now that allows us to not have
to do that. You can get some nice noise
cancelling and you can keep your fan on because that is what I'm
motherfucking doing after the show.
There's no, I'm not gonna do this show and melt.
Honey. You don't want that for me and
for you. Get into it, into it, into it,
into it. Get into work.
I just cannot imagine people with families who are going in
this month and on the summer months to Disneyland unless they
were going to see the two Divas. The two Divas of Disneyland
whose ballroom style faggoty antics are turning Disney pride
upside down. And these two ball Queens are
two Divas known as Miss Daisy Duck and the latest contender
for the throne for the ballroom slash Disneyland Quant throne,
his Miss Clara bell cow. OK now remember right around
last year the world became obsessed.
When I say the world, I mean being with the county
performances that did Miss Daisy Duck was too was doing in
Disneyland. I mean, honey, she was giving
it. Oh, she was giving you pose.
She was giving you look. She was giving you stop and
stare. I mean Miss Daisy Duck was
turning it quant like I've never seen a Disney character turn it
quant before until Miss Clarabel cow.
Now I don't think I would say I'm the most familiar with the
back story of Clarabel cow. Visually she looks like she
might be like a goofy girlfriend.
Who it who it? Who is she?
Who is Miss Clarabel cow who's
now come up here category is Disney Divas going once going
twice. We have a new entry, Miss
Clarabelle cow. She's going to give you a little
cha cha slide. She's going to get a little two
2 LB. She's going to give you a
little, little bit of, I mean, she has been serving it now both
Disney Daisy Duck, Disney Duck, both Daisy Duck and Clarabelle
do that kind of roundup to the old kick and switch that all the
drag Queens love to do. I don't even know what that move
is called. You like windmill your hand,
then you do a kick and then you do a leg up.
They all do it. The old windmill wind up kick
and switch. You know what I'm talking about.
They do that move. There's a lot of feeling of
voguing, feeling of turning it kind and honey, it makes me want
to brave the heat to see Miss Clara Bell cow.
I mean, if you go on Twitter, you can see like the duet of a
lifetime, AKA the battle of life, which is Miss Daisy Duck
and Miss Clara bell cow serving it to the children at pride.
Like we mentioned last week, this Disney pride has been,
well, it's been corn. And when I say corn, I'm saying
it's that's cunt. But it's the if it's something
so cunt that it's corn, then it's corn.
You know what I'm saying? Inspired by the way Tsunami Muse
says it's giving corn. It's a very New York way of
saying corn. And I've come to like it.
And so now there's a new level of corn and it's corn, you know
what I'm saying? So the girls are doing it.
I mean, God bless the Disney girls.
Now there's another mascot style animal who was also turning it
corn this week, and that was the New York Liberty mascot Fe the
elephant Honey. She did a whole Renaissance
style production of her at halftime fully with the Erykah
Badu slash Beyoncé metal hat with a reveal full on dancing to
Renaissance track Megamix and Beyoncé Alabama serving it.
I mean, girls team up and form a super group.
We got Fe, we got Clarabel, we got Daisy.
We just need one more and these girls could be going X Factor.
I want The X Factor from when Britney was the judge, you know
what I mean? A real contrived X Factor, hey?
I was fine on X Factor, OK? They told me what to say on a
piece of paper and I read it OK. I mean, so damn, they were bad,
but they were killed. They were killed.
I'd love, I'd love to be a coach for that band of gal.
I'm, I'm happy that you're here. I mean you, you were out and
about. Yeah, I was.
I was, well, I took a little trip and then I was out and
about. You know, I was checking into
Concetto Mall or something, honey, but I didn't wear bra.
And you know what I was thinking?
The paparazzi taking inflator photos of me.
It's bullying. It's bullying.
I agree they they should not try to get unflattering photos of
you. And if I want to wear no brawl,
that's natural. You know what I did?
I got it. I went and I did my own photo
shoot on Instagram. She, she, this dress doesn't
look that bad. They're making me look bad.
I mean even people on TikTok now
are like, huh, All the conspiracy theory people used to
be like, she's trapped, she's somewhere.
She's only ever on vacation at her house.
That's wrong. They saw her out in the street
with her floppy titty honey and her no bra look and they said,
well, that's her. She seems to be doing good.
And I am doing. Good you body.
Shaming fuckers. I'm fucking great, OK?
I'll do whatever the fuck I want.
Y'all think I'm broke but I have more money than any of y'all
will ever fucking look at in your whole freaking life, Al.
And I'm never going to work again and I'm never going to
sing my songs again. And guess what?
I've got a secret. I hate my fans.
Well, we kind of kind of guessed that one, sweetie.
But you know what? We just support you for whatever
you want to do. I mean, I look right, you know
what I'm saying? Not like a certain somebody with
his bloodshot ass and his stupid tour looking smeg.
You know what I'm talking about. Of course I know who you're
talking about because Justin Timberlake, as we talked about
last week, seems like just seconds ago, was arrested for
his DUI. And if that wasn't bad enough,
like weird footage of him up close at the show, maybe that
night made him look crazy. Like there's footage of him.
And I think what's happening is he's tired and he is just a real
acting face. He's a real fuck.
You know, he that's one of the reasons we hate him.
He's a real actor. He loves performing and acting.
But the face that he's making and he's like going through the
audience during his concert, the face that he's making is kind of
this wide eyed thing. But because he has these circles
under his eyes and his eyes look kind of red.
He looks like he's fucking like high on coke and like a like a
weird he he just looks like a high coked out like freako.
What is a freako? Just like a like a he looks just
sleazy and high and weird and out of control.
And it's just so strange because I do not think Justin Timberlake
is on drugs or drinking during his concert.
I did watch the concert on YouTube and though I'm don't
care for any of his boring new songs and I Fast forward it a
lot. He was singing and dancing and
that's not something you're gonna he's like an old man.
He's only 42, but like, a middle-aged man is not gonna do
that and be able to pull off the singing and the dancing and be
high on coke and drunk or anything like that.
But whatever it was, whatever that video, he looked terrible.
Looked terrible. Though I did enjoy the TikTok
videos of the dermatologist saying we all saw Justin
Timberlake's mug shot. But you know what?
We've not talked about the great face work he's had done.
And, you know, I'm a face work detective.
And she did point out that he, you know, he kind of softened.
He got everything just filled a little bit.
And gotta say, you know, I'm pretty militant about this.
But of all the things we could say about Justin Timberlake,
he's annoying. He's a smug, he wears loose
suits, he is double smug. He was rude to Britney, the
abortion guitar playing Janet, any of his movies.
I mean all those horrible things.
But one thing we can say about him, he didn't get too much
filler. In fact, I almost didn't notice.
So good on you girl. But honey, I mean, that footage
of him looking all red eyed with us bags under his eyes, it makes
me wonder, is that even is that AI enhanced 'cause it was so
weird. Look at it yourself.
He looks like he's like, like, I don't know, Rick James on a coke
bench, like very weird. But at his concert the night
after he was arrested, he was like, I know it's a tough time
to love me, but I appreciate you for loving me.
It's been a tough week and they all said yay.
Now people have been saying other things like on after this
happened that he was trying to pull AJ Lo and use this as an
excuse to cancel this tour because there's been low ticket
sales. Now, I hear that here and there,
but anytime I see footage of Justin's concerts from people in
the audience, it looks packed. And I'm talking to arenas.
So maybe I'm just getting it from a good angle or maybe
people just being haters. And look, we're #1 Justin
Timberlake hater around here. Why 'cause he's smug.
But you know, if he doesn't have low ticket sales, does not lie
and say he does think there's a lot of like Justin fans who
don't care about the discourse that we're all so passionate
about. And they probably enjoy his
movies, though they might not be out streaming and buying his
records. Because as we know, it did what
it fell out of the Billboard 200 after four weeks.
Imagine that with like a lot of people.
After four weeks I'm shucks. I was like wow.
I really like the size of that mouth.
Really. I think I can't fit a lot of my
meat in there. Oh, you could.
You want to test it out? Inches of it.
You want to test it out? I want to test it out right now.
Just test it out. You look really nervous, dude.
Yeah, I always get nervous when you're in the car with me.
Oh, what's up? I just don't want to crash and
hurt you. Oh, I really like this ram.
Like, really like it. Jeez.
I want you to ram into me. The Dick print boners in the
sweatpants continue. I mean, like the trend started
by Wyatt Cushman of someone on camera being like, whoa, bro,
what's going on in your pants? They're all just copying each
other now. And it's so funny.
They're all cosplaying as horny gay guys, but they're obviously
not. This is somebody named Cowboy
Barry. Now, he's new to the scene.
He only has 4000 followers, but he's trying to follow that same
path. And honestly, I mean, I would
fuck him. But is he that great looking?
It's kind of normie, but I mean, he is working this angle.
That's right. It's your P trade.
Yeah. Thank you.
We'll see some on this page. Sure.
All right, man, what size 2 are you looking for?
I can help you out. Well, it doesn't really matter.
You shouldn't be asking what size my foot is.
You should be asking what size something else is.
What size is it? Got some good meat.
Oh, yeah, dude, we got the best. Well, OK, Well, I wasn't talking
about that. I was.
Talking about, I mean, it's like these two straight Bros were
like, hey, let's get together and like see if we can make
money by like acting like fucking faggots.
You get your Dick hard and stay hard, and then we'll shoot you
in like Walmart outfits, Arby's outfits, Starbucks outfits, or
just like getting out of your car.
And your Dick will be hard the whole time.
And I'll comment it on every video and let's just make a
hundred of those until we're fucking making some money on
your fucking page. How does that sound, bro?
Yeah, that's good. I just got to get fucking hard.
Yeah, bro, We're not going to be gay.
We're just going to get your Dick hard.
Then we're going to stare at your Dick and we're going to
talk about your Dick as you make videos for gay guys.
But we're not going to do anything gay got them, got them
good. Yeah, you did.
Fuck those stupid straight idiots.
Let's fuck them in the asshole. You know what?
I like your style. Taylor Swift is still on tour
and I just truly do not care. But they released footage of,
like, the celebrity tent at Taylor's conference concert.
Now, first of all, the celebrity tent is jammed, OK?
I mean, there's, first of all, Tom Cruise is in there.
And the only thing we can imagine, he's even being nice to
some, like, little girl in front of him, being, like, cute about
it. Not in a creepy way.
I think there's just some little, yeah, there's some
little girl in front of him. He's being like nice to her.
That just makes us all think like, what about your own
daughter? Surrey that you've refused to
say. Travis Kelsey's in there with I
don't know who else these other stars are supposed to be.
Oh, Travis Kelsey and his brother, their assorted white
girls. David Foster is there.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila are there, and they're all old
Jubidy do bopping around to shake it off.
All celebrities are just jammed in the corner.
Is that Lena Dunham? I don't even know any of these
other white celebrities are, but there's a couple black ones in
there, too. And I don't know, I can't
recognize who they are either, but there they are.
They're all at the VIP tent. Really.
I would do not want to see a Taylor Swift concert.
I mean, God bless you. You don't need me to take up
that ticket, sweetie. OK y'all can enjoy it, it's not
for me. Sexy.
Confident, so intelligent, she is heaven sent so soft.
Katy Perry is thirsting up a fucking storm, honey.
Sexy, confident so empowerment. I know those aren't the words to
her terrible slash do I like it new song, but she's of course on
the appearance train. She I just like turned on
Instagram and saw her going live and I was like, oh, OK, let's
check out what her moment 'cause she's like what, a couple weeks
away from releasing everything. Stakes are high.
She's in Paris Fashion Week for the couture with all the most
luxurious thirst bucket stars, including Jennifer Lopez, who
we'll hear about later. And she walked in the Vogue
world Paris show in some kind of triangular dress and she looked
she looked pretty chic. Then I there was, but she was
going live and she obviously they had made some kind of
contraption that had phones on four sides and one was going
live on Tiktok, one was going live on Instagram, one was going
live on her, I don't know, her website or some shit.
And she's like, oh, oh, our, our contraption we're making one of
these isn't working. Oh, OK, guys, I'm right here in
front of the Eiffel Tower. It's about the glitter.
Oh, it's not glittering yet. We're just here for the couture.
I mean, she seems like a goofy delight, I guess, but her hair
seemed flat. And maybe I was also swayed by
this awful, stupid red dress that she wore by one of my
favorites, Balenciaga, who had their couture show in Paris.
And they made her this long, this sort of one shoulder red
dress. But the train was comically long
and, like, came out of the limo, like, won't, won't like a, you
know, like a scarf out of a magician's hat.
Long, long, long. And on it were, you know, parts
of the lyrics for her. So empowerment Woman's World
song that we think now is bound to be a huge bomb.
Or not. Or not.
I'd kind of still like Sexy Confident.
I'd like it better if she, like Britney, sang it in a British
accent. When?
I went to the club, all eyes on us, all eyes on us.
When you have this in the club, you're going to turn this shit
up, you're going to turn this shit up, you're going to turn
this shit. Up people are calling her the
queen of camp. I don't want to see her being
camp. You know, I I know that the
colors in her coloring box or whatever paints in her paint box
and that's what she has been using over the last few years to
like be different than the other girls.
Was this campy dressed like a hamburger?
But I thought we were getting under boob Katie and not camp
Katie. And I just hated that stupid
ugly dress. She looked cool in the weird one
from Vogue world. Now, everybody else's little
favorite pop star, Sabrina Carpenter.
And like, you know what? I don't.
Everyone was so fucking hot for espresso.
Like, song of the summer, song of the world, song of the
little, little, little oh, like, OK, everything's cute, I guess
for a minute. But it doesn't the song of
anything for me. But I do think she'd be cute,
you know what I mean? She'd be pretty, and she's so
tiny. And I liked her little stead at
Coachella. They're all at the motel, the
old motel, the Sabrina motel, OK.
And she looked pretty and she skipped around kind of like a
little musical Barbie. She's dating all, what's his
name, Calm bathwater drinker from Saltburn.
But everybody is now because she's getting more famouser and
famouser. They're going back and they're
looking at her as a young teen star and they're wondering what
else she has done to shape her face.
So let's hear what Doctor Johnny Bettridge on Instagram has to
say about that. Face transformation because it's
interesting to see what aging and cosmetic treatments can do
for someone's face. She went from this at 13 years
old to this at 25. Of course aging and makeup play
a role here, but if we look more closely, there are certain
features that have changed to achieve this look.
She now has a more heart-shaped appearance to her face, often
achieved by using dermal fillers to the cheekbones and chin.
Then the central feats of her face, her nose and lips, they
appeared to have changed in size and definite.
In size and definition sharper. And lifted, we can again see
this face shape change from the front on view where the face
appears more elongated, the lips are bigger and the nose is
slimmer. For me these changes are not
purely down to ageing alone and non surgical and surgical
treatments have likely been utilised to achieve this
transformation. Do you think she's had any
cosmetic work done? Let me know in the comments.
Yes girl, I do. Her face shape does look a
little different but if it's subtle it looks like they gave
her most biggest thing being like shaping her cheeks with a
little filler in a slightly different way and perhaps a nose
job. Though it could just be intense
contouring but most likely a light a light nose job.
Nothing wrong with a light nose job honey, if they get it right.
So also all the celebrities were heading to Perry for the
couture. I mean, the, they really are
working the fashion world hard these days 'cause it used to be
that like, no, you do spring, summer, fall, winter, those are
the big shows. And maybe there'd be a little
presentation for pre fall or resort and maybe someone would
do a runway show here and there off calendar and there would be
men's Fashion Week and there would be the couture.
But there wasn't everything. Now everything pre fall, resort,
all of it, it's just all these more opportunities for these big
brands to like make impacts on social media.
So it's just non-stop. We just had that last Balenciaga
show. They're already shown the
couture or in Paris and all the girls are contractually
obligated to go to Paris, including Jennifer Lopez.
Now, Jennifer Lopez has been this week getting a little bit
of people being nicer to her, not the audience as much, but
stars kind of coming out and saying like Andy Cohen being
like, oh, you know, we love Jlo. Jlo, you know, has always been
nice on our show, blah, blah, blah.
And people saying nice things, 'cause, you know, in the end, we
all still love Jlo, even though we love to mock her, especially
if she's been a horrible person. But she's now being more
relatable than ever because she flew commercial in coach on a
KLKLM flight from Naples to Paris.
The mom of 254 last week took a much needed Italian vacation as
divorce rumors continue to plague her relationship with Ben
Affleck. She was seen lining up with
other passengers before taking a window seat in the main cabin on
the flight where business class was not an option.
Her bodyguard was sat in the aisle seat with an empty spot
between them that Jlo propped her handbag on, which I'm sure
she bought that seat too. A source tells Page 6
exclusively that Lopez flies commercial often Wise, and the
decision to get on this particular flight is no
indication of financial troubles.
She's not hurting for money. She's had a very successful
year. Honey, she's not hurting for
money. She's she needed to get to Paris
for that show. There was 1 ticket left.
She said buy those three seats and I'll go.
And you know what this is gonna do?
Make me look a little more relatable.
And what did it do? Made her look more relatable.
Honey, she took Coach. She's not a horrible bitch.
She took Coach that one time from Naples to Paris.
What a sweetie. She ate the crackers.
She ate the dry cookies. She had a Diet Coke.
She knew not to order the coffee since it's the same water that
goes in the toilets. They always say don't order the
coffee on any airline flight. I always want to shout that out
when I see people ordering coffee and tea.
Don't do that, it's kind of gross.
Well, God bless. And then she went to the Dior
fashion show. Dior is so boring these days.
I hope that they get a new designer soon.
We're now all waiting with bated breath because the Virginie
Smith, I think that's her name, who was who took over designing
Chanel from Karl Lagerfeld after he died.
I mean, she was like his right hand woman for many, many years.
She is now leaving Chanel now. There were a lot of eyebrows
raised to this because under her reign of the last what, five
years, something like that, Chanel has actually increased in
profitability. Now is that her collection or is
that because they have quadrupled prices over the last
few years? I think that's what it is and I
think they're look. And I've got to say, I thought
her Chanel was a little boring. But then again, I am a faggot
who is not looking for sensible lady clothes to wear.
I'm looking for Chanel the supermarket Chanel, the rodeo
Chanel, the spaceship, Chanel under a waterfall.
I mean, like the fun stuff Karl Lagerfeld used to do.
Now I thought the person who should take over is Tom Brown,
who did those incredible couture Karl Lagerfeld tribute pieces
for Vogue after Karl Lagerfeld died.
But other people are saying it's going to be Eddie Salman, who
used to do saint-laurent. saint-laurent, of course, and
also currently does Celine. It's a very nipped in.
I mean, he was the designer that Karl Lagerfeld was obsessed with
when he went from being fat to being very skinny by drinking
black coffee and bacon. And he did that so he could get
into the tiny Dior Men's jeans and lean shirts that Eddie
Salman was making at Dior Men back in the day.
So people thought maybe he's a choice.
Some of the people were saying Jeremy Scott, but I feel like
it's just to kitsch for Chanel, which is kind of a big business.
I mean, they need a touch of kitsch, but like, they all seem
a lot of glamour. Maybe you could do it.
You know, I saw him at a World of Wonder party and I always
imagined he was tall. You know what, he's short.
But I am a fan. I think the first fashion show I
ever went to see was, I mean, I act like I was invited.
I, I was able to get a ticket to go to a Jeremy Scott New York
Fashion Week show. It was unfortunately like his
summertime. It was all just like bathing
suits and it wasn't Mosquito, it was just Jeremy Scott.
So it was kind of boring, but it was the first one.
And I have been a fan of his work with Mosquito, but I can't
imagine him doing Chanel. Chris Brown's huge Dick caused a
commotion. Caused a commotion.
Now look, we all know Chris Brown for kind of being a Dick,
for having a domestic abuse incident with Rihanna, for
loving a party, for being a good dancer, for having songs that
some people like. But I couldn't tell you one
Chris Brown song since that Transformer theme did like that
one though. But we all can also say that
Chris Brown notoriously supposedly has a huge Dick.
And it all came clear because there's a part in Chris Brown's
show where he's like hung on, you know, wires.
And they have him in one of those little suits, those little
strappy things that you know, they they get you in with go up
your from your crotch up to your shoulders.
And there's a video that went viral of him and what is between
his legs. I can't even tell it.
Look, people are saying he got hard from again, this is like
the Ricky Martin boner. It's all just an optical
illusion, I believe. Or even that tennis ball in the
pocket of that guy who I did on my 800,000 viewed Instagram with
that tennis player that looked like he had his Dick and ball
swinging around. But we know it was just a really
a tennis ball inside this one. What what it looks like because
it feel are saying that it's he has a big hard Dick and he got
turned on by the dancer and then he's hanging in the straps.
So it's pushing the Dick out. But I think he's wearing some
kind of cup or something because what it looks like when you see
it unblurred cause TMZ has it blurred on Instagram.
When you see it unblurred it looks so turgid and hard.
It looks like a codpiece to protect his Dick from getting
hurt in this thing. Not that he has a huge rounded
non-stop turgid to the Max mega bone in the middle of a show.
It just seems odd, but I believe that the crisp brown Dick pics
have been released and he has one of those big Dicks that go
up and to the left. Just like Soulja Boy's fat white
lover told mentioned a while back in his interview with Tasha
K. That thing was like fat.
And it goes, here's the thing that makes a difference.
It goes to the left. OK, Like Tosh said, it's long
and it goes to the left. Oh, OK, since that occurred.
Yeah, to the left, more Britney news, and this is news we love
to hear. I'll.
Be the judge of that you. Stupid fucker.
Well, we were very happy to hear that you've spoken to your sons
on the phone and that they're open to reconciling.
I know. Oh.
My God, that's. Not right.
This really is great. Actually, Britney Spears's
relationship with her sons is heading in a good direction.
In a statement to ET Jeez, an attorney for an attorney, an
attorney for Britney's ex-husband, Kevin Federline, Bo
Bozo Bozo gave an update on where things stand between the
singer and her kids. Reconciliations and the
reunification of relationships are difficult and take time.
Oh this is actually the lawyer, but I'm reading as pretend to be
old Kevin Federline from the early arts.
They are sometimes complicated and always a lengthy process.
The process is not really commenced, it's only it's alone
been completed, let alone been completed.
The good thing is the boys saw their mom was doing well and
they have a desire to speak with her.
There's been some telephonic communication between Brittany
and her sons, and we think that it's a step in the right
direction. All right, well, that's still
kind of kind, but at least the boys agreed to get on the phone,
not be ungrateful little nepo shits, and understand that
mommy's had a hard life, that your whole life's been paid for
by her hard life. So you should probably be a
little sweet, be a little nice. This is a top priority of hers
and she'd love to heal things and get to a place where things
can be really healthy and consistent now, Jayden back in
2022 said. And I 100% think it can be
fixed, of course, but I think it's just going to take a lot of
time and effort. But I really want to see her
again. I love you a lot mom.
I hope for the best for you and maybe one day we can sit down
like this and talk again. Wow, God.
I know it's like the fuck I bled for y'all.
I made y'all sandwiches and stuff.
I went into conservatorship and I kept working.
I did it all so I can see you, my little babies.
Otherwise I could have just told them all the fuck off and run to
Switzerland. But now let's die.
Have my fucking lobotomy. Lobotomy.
Thanks for nothing. Oh, you're upset Mommy was mean
to you? Fucking break.
I mean, love you, honey. Well, I hope that works out for
everybody. I mean we want her to get back
with her kids. Oh now the kids are fighting
over the Jackson family, Granny and those 3 adopted children
that are probably not related to the Jacksons by blood are
there's a 2 billion Jackson family war exploding.
The late singers kids face off against their grandmother in
court. When Michael Jackson died from
complications of a drug overdose in 2009, his finances were in
shambles. Yeah, we get it.
But 15 years later, the guardians of his legacy have
turned it all around, with the King of Pops estate valued at an
estimated 2 billion. Now that staggering sum is at
the center of two ongoing legal battles, one with the
government, mm hmm and the other among his family.
Michaels errors, Prince 27, Paris 26, and Biggie.
I guess that's Blanket, 22, and mother Catherine 9494 can't be
funded until a conflict between the estate and the IRS over the
value of the Singers music catalog is settled.
That news comes in the wake of a separate lawsuit legal dispute
that exploded earlier this year between Catherine and Blanket,
who objects to his grandmother using estate funds to pay a
reported 500,000 legal fees in a clash with executives over the
sale of Michael's music catalog to Sony.
Blanket is not letting grandma get away with that.
Interesting. I mean, it all has to do with
the fact that they, the executors, sold Michael's
catalog for a reported 600 million.
The kids decided they were going to accept the decision, but
Catherine probably didn't think she'd get a big enough cut and
she was going against it. So they're still fighting that.
Basically, they all just want their money released, is the
thing. None of those motherfucking
Jacksons have jobs. Certainly not the adopted
Jacksons. They don't even have any talent.
Maybe dental assisting cause isn't their mother Debbie from
the dental assistants? Why they they don't look
related? Well I guess they would look
related a little bit but they do not look related to Michael
Jackson though. Paris looks pretty and blanket
is looking good though. Prince Catherine, She's still
going along on a floral jacket at 94.
Jesus fucking Christ, how much more money does Catherine need?
For God's sake though, she's probably like negotiating.
Like out of her money she has to support all the other Jacksons
because where are they getting money from?
You know what I mean? It's got to be from the Michael
Milk money, honey, you got that milk money you got.
That you got that. You got that milk money.
I got that. I got that.
I got that milk money. You got that.
You got that milk money.
I got that. I got that.
I got that milk. Money.
You got that, Michael Milk, Michael.
Milk. Money.
Money Kevin Costner had to defend selfishly casting his
handsome young teen son in a role in one of his movies.
And now he's done it again. He has to once again defend
casting neppo baby style his son in his movies.
You know, I I don't have a soft spot for Napo babies.
OK, they don't have to work hard and they're already rich.
But if Kevin Costner is filming a Kevin Costner movie and he
wants his son to be played by his son, I think he's earned the
right because I know Africa McGovern would certainly star in
any Johnny McGovern production. You know what I mean?
Africa La, Sean, Sean, Sean Trise and any of the rest of my
adopted children would definitely have a role, isn't
it? This is a Johnny McGovern
production. Well, the girl.
Bring in my girls. Bring back my girls.
And so if Kevin Costner wants to cast his handsome teen son in
Horizon in American Saga in a small role, and then again in
another thing in chapter two, he doesn't have to defend it at
all. It's like, this is my fucking
son. I'm putting him in the movie.
I mean, honey, we've all, it's just how it everyone's a fucking
nepo. If you could be, we'd all want
to be a nepo because they just, they'd have to work less hard
and they get more stuff. They're already rich.
I mean they have to do good once they get there but there's a lot
they don't have to do and they're already rich.
And his son is a handsome young man with a kind of broccoli
style TikTok haircut. I mean he has a lot of children
now. I wonder if this is like the
children that he tried to kick out of the mansion with his most
recent ex-wife who he was like you and the kids need to get the
fuck out of the mansion. I don't really care about Kevin
Costner news. Though I did see him getting
like a 15 minute standing ovation for something at con and
weeping. Congratulations to him.
Jill Zarin got a facelift He she had a full facial rejuvenation.
Now do we see the full after? A few days ago, without warning,
you decided to share yourself. Not many people will share
themselves. I'm crazy, you went on without
makeup with the head wrap on. I did a good lighting.
So let's take a look at your progress.
So you're one week, you look amazing.
You did a little bit of fat, which is very natural.
But I don't even, I don't feel it.
Yeah, I just don't have deep lines anything.
Yeah, I felt I just put a little bit of temples.
You're a little bit hollow, just a little volume here.
You don't want to overdo the fat because that's when people look
overdone. And we actually put a little bit
in your earlobe and in your hands, which is awesome.
The jawline is great. You know, you had a little bit
of laxity here, a little bit of Jelly.
You know, we just and you're still swollen.
Everything's gonna come down nicely.
But beautiful jawline. Look, I have a chin.
Natural looking chin. I mean, Jill Zarin knows good
facial work. Now.
If I were her, would have I come out this early?
One week out to show, I guess if you're a thirst bucket, you're a
thirst bucket, right? I mean, got to show you bruised
and bandaged so that people care when you unbandage.
You can't just secretly look stunning.
So she's showing it a little early.
So she still looks like a little bit like a monster.
But I trust Jill Zarin's plastic surgery because she had what I
consider one of the absolute greatest facial procedures,
which made her look for years so young.
And she's a lot older now. That was like 15 years at least
ago. But she had a, she had a
procedure where they put filler just in the line around the
face, outside of the face, like in the hairline, all the way
around under the chin. And what it did was it just
pulled everything up naturally just so slightly.
And she looked like she was 28 years old and she was well into
her 50s. You can look at it in that
episode of Watch What Happens Live where she comes on with
that kind of Madonna yanked ponytail, like Truth or Dare
style ponytail in black. Now, of course, I'm sure the
yanking helped, but I thought like, my God, she looks so
natural and so young. So natural and so young you go.
I mean, work it out. Work it out, Jill.
I'm a fan. And if you haven't seen it,
honey, go on YouTube and get into Troye Sivan in concert.
He started at the Primavera Sound and I think Barcelona, and
now he's on the road. Before he hits, he teams up with
Charlie XCX, which now is seeming like the greatest combo
for them being of the moment. But he he's fucking killing it.
I mean, I just was like, wow, look at that.
I mean, we've all seen, I talked about it previously.
The little combo he does with the dancers where they move
around. Suddenly he's on his knees with
the dancer in front of him. The microphone is the Dick and
he's singing. How can I be honest?
Right into the microphone, Dick. He's making out with the dancers
and they're all being like, very Janet Jackson.
That's the way love goes. We're all just dancer friends
hanging out. Oh my God, you guys.
But it really works. And the fucking, I feel the
rush, all of it. He's killing it.
This is the first time I've ever really seen this is the even
more continuation of someone being a truly gay pop star on
the edge in the current modern world with homoerotic content
and doing it right and doing it so good.
King Twink. There's another part where he's
singing like one of your girls and like the he's like giving
the dancer a lap dance. And then the dancer flips him
around and kind of does this move where he spreads his legs
and looks like he's like fucking him on the ground.
I said you better work. And Speaking of work, I let's go
out with this song by I Am Baby Tate, which samples of mother
Goddess RuPaul. If you are going to be in Los
Angeles July 19th and 20th, honey, make sure you're getting
your drag con tickets. I'm filming live episodes of Hey
Queen on the set built on the floor of Drag con.
This is going to be so fucking glamorous and exciting.
Shake Who, Lay, Jimbo, Envy, Peru, Kid, Amin, Many more.
I'm doing 6 episodes. I'm so great and I'm just so
fucking excited about it. Also, if you want to hear more
from me, go on the Patreon. OK?
This week we're talking about our very first gay bars that we
ever went to on Menergy, and also how summertime is just a
faggoty time of Dick sucking delights.
You know what I mean? Yeah, I know you do, and leave
me a nice review. You guys have been leaving
reviews and I appreciate it. So just do it.
If you haven't done it, just zoo.
Zoo it. If you haven't done it, zoo it.
If you haven't done it, you are that.
Guy. I know.
All right, everybody, we'll see you next week on another episode
of Gay Ass Fucked. Bye Baby I.
Work seven days a week. I don't have step shit 'cause I
played the keeps and when I step to the plate it's a Major
League. You feeling froggy, bitch?
Hot Major League. When I touchdown, the crowd goes
wild. You walk in, they don't make a
peep. Last night RuPaul was in my
dreams and what did she say to me?
She said to work. So I did.
And that's why he's so ho ho taking on the kid.
And that's why the fun girls when the shit begins, I know a
little kiss hit a wink and a Spink 'cause I'm hoes could
never fuck with you again. You better Work, work bitch,
work bitch, work bitch work bitch work bitch work bitch work
bitch, work bitch. I don't mean to grab a piece if
you owe me, you do it too. You better work.
So I'm here and that's why these old hoes taking on the kid And
that's why the fun girl's bumping my shit.
Bad bitches shaking ass on the selling.
No kid I told don't work clock in 'cause this right here was
when the shit begins. I know a little kiss hit a wink
and a spin 'cause I'm hoes can never fuck out you again.
You better work, work, bitch, work bitch, work bitch, bitch,
work, work bitch, work, bitch. Work it.
Go work bitch. Oh, I know why they married you.
When you walk down the avenue, you've got so much charisma.
Plus you need this nerve and talent too.
Everything else, fair for you. You'll deserve the break you do.
And if I was you, I do it too. Don't waste these.
I'm wasted a wee hoe looking for a free coke.
And if I find one, I'm gonna call her Nemo.
The way I'm killing shit, it should be illegal.
Oh, I guess that's what they matter me for, because I'm
serving casually. Plus my personality is bitches.
Like there's only everything's fair for me.
I don't mean to grab a place. If you want me, you'll do it
too. So I did and that's why he's so
hoes taking on the kid. And that's why the fun girl's
bumping my shit. Babe, you shaking ass on the
selling. No kid.
I told them work clock in 'cause this right here was when the
shit begins. A little kiss hit a wink and a
spin cause them hoes you better work work bitch work bitch work
bitch work bitch work bitch work bitch.
One way I know why they mad at you when you walk down the
avenue. You've got so much.
Your uniqueness and everything else travel you.
You deserve to break you too. And if I was you, I do with you.