1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:13,680 It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea, all my 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,880 LGBTS. You're in love. 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,400 Because Johnny the governor is gay. 4 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:32,280 Yes. Hello everyone, and welcome to 5 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:38,600 another summertime episode of Gay as Fuck. 6 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:47,640 I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. He Who is and he who is is also 7 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:55,360 sweating because honey, the heat, the heat of that, all the 8 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,160 world is on fire. This is the time of year when I 9 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:05,800 want to move to Canada, to Banff in Canada, and live in Banff by 10 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:10,120 the ski slopes in a ski chalet where the weather is still cold 11 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,280 until October when it turns good again. 12 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,280 And this isn't even the worst of the summer. 13 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,840 And honestly, LA isn't as bad as New York. 14 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,880 When I was there, honey, I was melting. 15 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:28,720 So I'm sitting here in my little Weho cabin with the fan directly 16 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,160 on me. Remember when he used to be 17 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:34,320 like, I have to turn the air off and the fans off for the show? 18 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,400 Well, honey, we have technology now that allows us to not have 19 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,200 to do that. You can get some nice noise 20 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,280 cancelling and you can keep your fan on because that is what I'm 21 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,000 motherfucking doing after the show. 22 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,520 There's no, I'm not gonna do this show and melt. 23 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,600 Honey. You don't want that for me and 24 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:58,720 for you. Get into it, into it, into it, 25 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:06,440 into it. Get into work. 26 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:14,560 I just cannot imagine people with families who are going in 27 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:21,160 this month and on the summer months to Disneyland unless they 28 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:30,360 were going to see the two Divas. The two Divas of Disneyland 29 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:37,240 whose ballroom style faggoty antics are turning Disney pride 30 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:41,960 upside down. And these two ball Queens are 31 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:49,320 two Divas known as Miss Daisy Duck and the latest contender 32 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:55,920 for the throne for the ballroom slash Disneyland Quant throne, 33 00:02:56,080 --> 00:03:01,640 his Miss Clara bell cow. OK now remember right around 34 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,240 last year the world became obsessed. 35 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:08,360 When I say the world, I mean being with the county 36 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:15,400 performances that did Miss Daisy Duck was too was doing in 37 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,840 Disneyland. I mean, honey, she was giving 38 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:24,920 it. Oh, she was giving you pose. 39 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:28,920 She was giving you look. She was giving you stop and 40 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:33,120 stare. I mean Miss Daisy Duck was 41 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:37,920 turning it quant like I've never seen a Disney character turn it 42 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:44,680 quant before until Miss Clarabel cow. 43 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,960 Now I don't think I would say I'm the most familiar with the 44 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:52,600 back story of Clarabel cow. Visually she looks like she 45 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,920 might be like a goofy girlfriend. 46 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,200 Who it who it? Who is she? 47 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:04,200 Who is she? Who is Miss Clarabel cow who's 48 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:11,920 now come up here category is Disney Divas going once going 49 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,560 twice. We have a new entry, Miss 50 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:19,000 Clarabelle cow. She's going to give you a little 51 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,480 cha cha slide. She's going to get a little two 52 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,400 2 LB. She's going to give you a 53 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:29,920 little, little bit of, I mean, she has been serving it now both 54 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:34,400 Disney Daisy Duck, Disney Duck, both Daisy Duck and Clarabelle 55 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:38,880 do that kind of roundup to the old kick and switch that all the 56 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,120 drag Queens love to do. I don't even know what that move 57 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,880 is called. You like windmill your hand, 58 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,160 then you do a kick and then you do a leg up. 59 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:52,080 They all do it. The old windmill wind up kick 60 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,640 and switch. You know what I'm talking about. 61 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,720 They do that move. There's a lot of feeling of 62 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:03,400 voguing, feeling of turning it kind and honey, it makes me want 63 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,760 to brave the heat to see Miss Clara Bell cow. 64 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,800 I mean, if you go on Twitter, you can see like the duet of a 65 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:14,240 lifetime, AKA the battle of life, which is Miss Daisy Duck 66 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:18,440 and Miss Clara bell cow serving it to the children at pride. 67 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,560 Like we mentioned last week, this Disney pride has been, 68 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:28,040 well, it's been corn. And when I say corn, I'm saying 69 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,520 it's that's cunt. But it's the if it's something 70 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,680 so cunt that it's corn, then it's corn. 71 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,200 You know what I'm saying? Inspired by the way Tsunami Muse 72 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,600 says it's giving corn. It's a very New York way of 73 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,120 saying corn. And I've come to like it. 74 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,040 And so now there's a new level of corn and it's corn, you know 75 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:52,880 what I'm saying? So the girls are doing it. 76 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,720 I mean, God bless the Disney girls. 77 00:05:54,720 --> 00:06:00,360 Now there's another mascot style animal who was also turning it 78 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:07,400 corn this week, and that was the New York Liberty mascot Fe the 79 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,960 elephant Honey. She did a whole Renaissance 80 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:18,680 style production of her at halftime fully with the Erykah 81 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:26,680 Badu slash Beyoncé metal hat with a reveal full on dancing to 82 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:33,040 Renaissance track Megamix and Beyoncé Alabama serving it. 83 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:38,240 I mean, girls team up and form a super group. 84 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:43,520 We got Fe, we got Clarabel, we got Daisy. 85 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:47,480 We just need one more and these girls could be going X Factor. 86 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:53,240 I want The X Factor from when Britney was the judge, you know 87 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,920 what I mean? A real contrived X Factor, hey? 88 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,680 I was fine on X Factor, OK? They told me what to say on a 89 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:06,840 piece of paper and I read it OK. I mean, so damn, they were bad, 90 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,080 but they were killed. They were killed. 91 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,400 I'd love, I'd love to be a coach for that band of gal. 92 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:18,720 I'm, I'm happy that you're here. I mean you, you were out and 93 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,600 about. Yeah, I was. 94 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,400 I was, well, I took a little trip and then I was out and 95 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,560 about. You know, I was checking into 96 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,640 Concetto Mall or something, honey, but I didn't wear bra. 97 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,160 And you know what I was thinking? 98 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,640 The paparazzi taking inflator photos of me. 99 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,400 It's bullying. It's bullying. 100 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,080 I agree they they should not try to get unflattering photos of 101 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,360 you. And if I want to wear no brawl, 102 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,240 that's natural. You know what I did? 103 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,320 I got it. I went and I did my own photo 104 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,840 shoot on Instagram. She, she, this dress doesn't 105 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,880 look that bad. They're making me look bad. 106 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,720 They're making me look bad. I mean even people on TikTok now 107 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,480 are like, huh, All the conspiracy theory people used to 108 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,200 be like, she's trapped, she's somewhere. 109 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,960 She's only ever on vacation at her house. 110 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,280 That's wrong. They saw her out in the street 111 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,640 with her floppy titty honey and her no bra look and they said, 112 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,840 well, that's her. She seems to be doing good. 113 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,720 And I am doing. Good you body. 114 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,800 Shaming fuckers. I'm fucking great, OK? 115 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,120 I'll do whatever the fuck I want. 116 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,000 Y'all think I'm broke but I have more money than any of y'all 117 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,880 will ever fucking look at in your whole freaking life, Al. 118 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,039 And I'm never going to work again and I'm never going to 119 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,720 sing my songs again. And guess what? 120 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,159 I've got a secret. I hate my fans. 121 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,679 Well, we kind of kind of guessed that one, sweetie. 122 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:45,040 But you know what? We just support you for whatever 123 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,120 you want to do. I mean, I look right, you know 124 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,800 what I'm saying? Not like a certain somebody with 125 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:59,440 his bloodshot ass and his stupid tour looking smeg. 126 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,040 You know what I'm talking about. Of course I know who you're 127 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:06,640 talking about because Justin Timberlake, as we talked about 128 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,760 last week, seems like just seconds ago, was arrested for 129 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,160 his DUI. And if that wasn't bad enough, 130 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:22,240 like weird footage of him up close at the show, maybe that 131 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:29,800 night made him look crazy. Like there's footage of him. 132 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,600 And I think what's happening is he's tired and he is just a real 133 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,440 acting face. He's a real fuck. 134 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,320 You know, he that's one of the reasons we hate him. 135 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,960 He's a real actor. He loves performing and acting. 136 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,320 But the face that he's making and he's like going through the 137 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,120 audience during his concert, the face that he's making is kind of 138 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,360 this wide eyed thing. But because he has these circles 139 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,760 under his eyes and his eyes look kind of red. 140 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:58,960 He looks like he's fucking like high on coke and like a like a 141 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:05,520 weird he he just looks like a high coked out like freako. 142 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:09,480 What is a freako? Just like a like a he looks just 143 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:13,680 sleazy and high and weird and out of control. 144 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:18,120 And it's just so strange because I do not think Justin Timberlake 145 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,200 is on drugs or drinking during his concert. 146 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:26,400 I did watch the concert on YouTube and though I'm don't 147 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,920 care for any of his boring new songs and I Fast forward it a 148 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,000 lot. He was singing and dancing and 149 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,240 that's not something you're gonna he's like an old man. 150 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,840 He's only 42, but like, a middle-aged man is not gonna do 151 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:41,680 that and be able to pull off the singing and the dancing and be 152 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,480 high on coke and drunk or anything like that. 153 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,240 But whatever it was, whatever that video, he looked terrible. 154 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,760 Looked terrible. Though I did enjoy the TikTok 155 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:58,200 videos of the dermatologist saying we all saw Justin 156 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:02,160 Timberlake's mug shot. But you know what? 157 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,280 We've not talked about the great face work he's had done. 158 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,880 And, you know, I'm a face work detective. 159 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,040 And she did point out that he, you know, he kind of softened. 160 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:14,240 He got everything just filled a little bit. 161 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:19,760 And gotta say, you know, I'm pretty militant about this. 162 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:24,040 But of all the things we could say about Justin Timberlake, 163 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,600 he's annoying. He's a smug, he wears loose 164 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:34,080 suits, he is double smug. He was rude to Britney, the 165 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:39,720 abortion guitar playing Janet, any of his movies. 166 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,120 I mean all those horrible things. 167 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:45,200 But one thing we can say about him, he didn't get too much 168 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,600 filler. In fact, I almost didn't notice. 169 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:53,280 So good on you girl. But honey, I mean, that footage 170 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:58,360 of him looking all red eyed with us bags under his eyes, it makes 171 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:02,560 me wonder, is that even is that AI enhanced 'cause it was so 172 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,520 weird. Look at it yourself. 173 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:10,320 He looks like he's like, like, I don't know, Rick James on a coke 174 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:14,640 bench, like very weird. But at his concert the night 175 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:18,200 after he was arrested, he was like, I know it's a tough time 176 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:22,160 to love me, but I appreciate you for loving me. 177 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:26,840 It's been a tough week and they all said yay. 178 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,200 Now people have been saying other things like on after this 179 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,480 happened that he was trying to pull AJ Lo and use this as an 180 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,600 excuse to cancel this tour because there's been low ticket 181 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,680 sales. Now, I hear that here and there, 182 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:44,120 but anytime I see footage of Justin's concerts from people in 183 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,360 the audience, it looks packed. And I'm talking to arenas. 184 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,960 So maybe I'm just getting it from a good angle or maybe 185 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,840 people just being haters. And look, we're #1 Justin 186 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,200 Timberlake hater around here. Why 'cause he's smug. 187 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:04,680 But you know, if he doesn't have low ticket sales, does not lie 188 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:08,240 and say he does think there's a lot of like Justin fans who 189 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:11,920 don't care about the discourse that we're all so passionate 190 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,800 about. And they probably enjoy his 191 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:18,560 movies, though they might not be out streaming and buying his 192 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,000 records. Because as we know, it did what 193 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:26,760 it fell out of the Billboard 200 after four weeks. 194 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,560 Imagine that with like a lot of people. 195 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,000 After four weeks I'm shucks. I was like wow. 196 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,080 I really like the size of that mouth. 197 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,520 Really. I think I can't fit a lot of my 198 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,240 meat in there. Oh, you could. 199 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,200 You want to test it out? Inches of it. 200 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,280 You want to test it out? I want to test it out right now. 201 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,720 Just test it out. You look really nervous, dude. 202 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,920 Yeah, I always get nervous when you're in the car with me. 203 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,560 Oh, what's up? I just don't want to crash and 204 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:55,480 hurt you. Oh, I really like this ram. 205 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,120 Like, really like it. Jeez. 206 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:03,160 I want you to ram into me. The Dick print boners in the 207 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,880 sweatpants continue. I mean, like the trend started 208 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,240 by Wyatt Cushman of someone on camera being like, whoa, bro, 209 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,520 what's going on in your pants? They're all just copying each 210 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,240 other now. And it's so funny. 211 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:21,120 They're all cosplaying as horny gay guys, but they're obviously 212 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:25,160 not. This is somebody named Cowboy 213 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,680 Barry. Now, he's new to the scene. 214 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:32,400 He only has 4000 followers, but he's trying to follow that same 215 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,680 path. And honestly, I mean, I would 216 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:39,480 fuck him. But is he that great looking? 217 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,960 It's kind of normie, but I mean, he is working this angle. 218 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,280 That's right. It's your P trade. 219 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,440 Yeah. Thank you. 220 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,160 We'll see some on this page. Sure. 221 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,560 All right, man, what size 2 are you looking for? 222 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,080 I can help you out. Well, it doesn't really matter. 223 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,600 You shouldn't be asking what size my foot is. 224 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,640 You should be asking what size something else is. 225 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,800 What size is it? Got some good meat. 226 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,520 Oh, yeah, dude, we got the best. Well, OK, Well, I wasn't talking 227 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,160 about that. I was. 228 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,160 Talking about, I mean, it's like these two straight Bros were 229 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,960 like, hey, let's get together and like see if we can make 230 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,880 money by like acting like fucking faggots. 231 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,480 You get your Dick hard and stay hard, and then we'll shoot you 232 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,520 in like Walmart outfits, Arby's outfits, Starbucks outfits, or 233 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,920 just like getting out of your car. 234 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,960 And your Dick will be hard the whole time. 235 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,440 And I'll comment it on every video and let's just make a 236 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,160 hundred of those until we're fucking making some money on 237 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,000 your fucking page. How does that sound, bro? 238 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,640 Yeah, that's good. I just got to get fucking hard. 239 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,320 Yeah, bro, We're not going to be gay. 240 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,880 We're just going to get your Dick hard. 241 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,680 Then we're going to stare at your Dick and we're going to 242 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,600 talk about your Dick as you make videos for gay guys. 243 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:54,040 But we're not going to do anything gay got them, got them 244 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,400 good. Yeah, you did. 245 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,920 Fuck those stupid straight idiots. 246 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,680 Let's fuck them in the asshole. You know what? 247 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,160 I like your style. Taylor Swift is still on tour 248 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:12,160 and I just truly do not care. But they released footage of, 249 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:18,920 like, the celebrity tent at Taylor's conference concert. 250 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,640 Now, first of all, the celebrity tent is jammed, OK? 251 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:28,800 I mean, there's, first of all, Tom Cruise is in there. 252 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,240 And the only thing we can imagine, he's even being nice to 253 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,160 some, like, little girl in front of him, being, like, cute about 254 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,120 it. Not in a creepy way. 255 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,200 I think there's just some little, yeah, there's some 256 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:43,920 little girl in front of him. He's being like nice to her. 257 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,480 That just makes us all think like, what about your own 258 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,840 daughter? Surrey that you've refused to 259 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,760 say. Travis Kelsey's in there with I 260 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,600 don't know who else these other stars are supposed to be. 261 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,120 Oh, Travis Kelsey and his brother, their assorted white 262 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:05,119 girls. David Foster is there. 263 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:08,680 Ashton Kutcher and Mila are there, and they're all old 264 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:12,839 Jubidy do bopping around to shake it off. 265 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,400 All celebrities are just jammed in the corner. 266 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,040 Is that Lena Dunham? I don't even know any of these 267 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,920 other white celebrities are, but there's a couple black ones in 268 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,119 there, too. And I don't know, I can't 269 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:30,320 recognize who they are either, but there they are. 270 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:34,600 They're all at the VIP tent. Really. 271 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,800 I would do not want to see a Taylor Swift concert. 272 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,200 I mean, God bless you. You don't need me to take up 273 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,560 that ticket, sweetie. OK y'all can enjoy it, it's not 274 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,200 for me. Sexy. 275 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:56,360 Confident, so intelligent, she is heaven sent so soft. 276 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:05,200 Katy Perry is thirsting up a fucking storm, honey. 277 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:13,840 Sexy, confident so empowerment. I know those aren't the words to 278 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,560 her terrible slash do I like it new song, but she's of course on 279 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,800 the appearance train. She I just like turned on 280 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,200 Instagram and saw her going live and I was like, oh, OK, let's 281 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:30,560 check out what her moment 'cause she's like what, a couple weeks 282 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,760 away from releasing everything. Stakes are high. 283 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,600 She's in Paris Fashion Week for the couture with all the most 284 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,600 luxurious thirst bucket stars, including Jennifer Lopez, who 285 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,800 we'll hear about later. And she walked in the Vogue 286 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:51,960 world Paris show in some kind of triangular dress and she looked 287 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,040 she looked pretty chic. Then I there was, but she was 288 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:59,120 going live and she obviously they had made some kind of 289 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:03,320 contraption that had phones on four sides and one was going 290 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:08,320 live on Tiktok, one was going live on Instagram, one was going 291 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,000 live on her, I don't know, her website or some shit. 292 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,200 And she's like, oh, oh, our, our contraption we're making one of 293 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,920 these isn't working. Oh, OK, guys, I'm right here in 294 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,760 front of the Eiffel Tower. It's about the glitter. 295 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,880 Oh, it's not glittering yet. We're just here for the couture. 296 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:31,360 I mean, she seems like a goofy delight, I guess, but her hair 297 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:37,520 seemed flat. And maybe I was also swayed by 298 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:46,480 this awful, stupid red dress that she wore by one of my 299 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,760 favorites, Balenciaga, who had their couture show in Paris. 300 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:56,160 And they made her this long, this sort of one shoulder red 301 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:00,400 dress. But the train was comically long 302 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,120 and, like, came out of the limo, like, won't, won't like a, you 303 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,440 know, like a scarf out of a magician's hat. 304 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,760 Long, long, long. And on it were, you know, parts 305 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:18,440 of the lyrics for her. So empowerment Woman's World 306 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:22,720 song that we think now is bound to be a huge bomb. 307 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,000 Or not. Or not. 308 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,280 I'd kind of still like Sexy Confident. 309 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,200 I'd like it better if she, like Britney, sang it in a British 310 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,560 accent. When? 311 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:38,120 I went to the club, all eyes on us, all eyes on us. 312 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,120 When you have this in the club, you're going to turn this shit 313 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,520 up, you're going to turn this shit up, you're going to turn 314 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,520 this shit. Up people are calling her the 315 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,560 queen of camp. I don't want to see her being 316 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,880 camp. You know, I I know that the 317 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:01,200 colors in her coloring box or whatever paints in her paint box 318 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,040 and that's what she has been using over the last few years to 319 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,320 like be different than the other girls. 320 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,560 Was this campy dressed like a hamburger? 321 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:15,440 But I thought we were getting under boob Katie and not camp 322 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,120 Katie. And I just hated that stupid 323 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:22,040 ugly dress. She looked cool in the weird one 324 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:26,880 from Vogue world. Now, everybody else's little 325 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,680 favorite pop star, Sabrina Carpenter. 326 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,120 And like, you know what? I don't. 327 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,600 Everyone was so fucking hot for espresso. 328 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,360 Like, song of the summer, song of the world, song of the 329 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:44,440 little, little, little oh, like, OK, everything's cute, I guess 330 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,760 for a minute. But it doesn't the song of 331 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:52,840 anything for me. But I do think she'd be cute, 332 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,200 you know what I mean? She'd be pretty, and she's so 333 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,400 tiny. And I liked her little stead at 334 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,440 Coachella. They're all at the motel, the 335 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,760 old motel, the Sabrina motel, OK. 336 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,200 And she looked pretty and she skipped around kind of like a 337 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,720 little musical Barbie. She's dating all, what's his 338 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,840 name, Calm bathwater drinker from Saltburn. 339 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,240 But everybody is now because she's getting more famouser and 340 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,720 famouser. They're going back and they're 341 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:26,440 looking at her as a young teen star and they're wondering what 342 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,320 else she has done to shape her face. 343 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,920 So let's hear what Doctor Johnny Bettridge on Instagram has to 344 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:38,280 say about that. Face transformation because it's 345 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,800 interesting to see what aging and cosmetic treatments can do 346 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,680 for someone's face. She went from this at 13 years 347 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,920 old to this at 25. Of course aging and makeup play 348 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,800 a role here, but if we look more closely, there are certain 349 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,320 features that have changed to achieve this look. 350 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,120 She now has a more heart-shaped appearance to her face, often 351 00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:00,240 achieved by using dermal fillers to the cheekbones and chin. 352 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,120 Then the central feats of her face, her nose and lips, they 353 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,320 appeared to have changed in size and definite. 354 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:11,240 In size and definition sharper. And lifted, we can again see 355 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,800 this face shape change from the front on view where the face 356 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,560 appears more elongated, the lips are bigger and the nose is 357 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,560 slimmer. For me these changes are not 358 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,360 purely down to ageing alone and non surgical and surgical 359 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,960 treatments have likely been utilised to achieve this 360 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,920 transformation. Do you think she's had any 361 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,560 cosmetic work done? Let me know in the comments. 362 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:35,520 Yes girl, I do. Her face shape does look a 363 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,720 little different but if it's subtle it looks like they gave 364 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,640 her most biggest thing being like shaping her cheeks with a 365 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,640 little filler in a slightly different way and perhaps a nose 366 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,800 job. Though it could just be intense 367 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:51,880 contouring but most likely a light a light nose job. 368 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,560 Nothing wrong with a light nose job honey, if they get it right. 369 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,080 So also all the celebrities were heading to Perry for the 370 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,720 couture. I mean, the, they really are 371 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,600 working the fashion world hard these days 'cause it used to be 372 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,280 that like, no, you do spring, summer, fall, winter, those are 373 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,560 the big shows. And maybe there'd be a little 374 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:14,960 presentation for pre fall or resort and maybe someone would 375 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:19,360 do a runway show here and there off calendar and there would be 376 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,960 men's Fashion Week and there would be the couture. 377 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,200 But there wasn't everything. Now everything pre fall, resort, 378 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,520 all of it, it's just all these more opportunities for these big 379 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,040 brands to like make impacts on social media. 380 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,560 So it's just non-stop. We just had that last Balenciaga 381 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,840 show. They're already shown the 382 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,280 couture or in Paris and all the girls are contractually 383 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,080 obligated to go to Paris, including Jennifer Lopez. 384 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,680 Now, Jennifer Lopez has been this week getting a little bit 385 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,160 of people being nicer to her, not the audience as much, but 386 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:59,360 stars kind of coming out and saying like Andy Cohen being 387 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,920 like, oh, you know, we love Jlo. Jlo, you know, has always been 388 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,600 nice on our show, blah, blah, blah. 389 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,480 And people saying nice things, 'cause, you know, in the end, we 390 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:13,120 all still love Jlo, even though we love to mock her, especially 391 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:17,520 if she's been a horrible person. But she's now being more 392 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:25,720 relatable than ever because she flew commercial in coach on a 393 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,960 KLKLM flight from Naples to Paris. 394 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:34,480 The mom of 254 last week took a much needed Italian vacation as 395 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,600 divorce rumors continue to plague her relationship with Ben 396 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:43,240 Affleck. She was seen lining up with 397 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,120 other passengers before taking a window seat in the main cabin on 398 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,120 the flight where business class was not an option. 399 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,600 Her bodyguard was sat in the aisle seat with an empty spot 400 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,680 between them that Jlo propped her handbag on, which I'm sure 401 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,960 she bought that seat too. A source tells Page 6 402 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:04,920 exclusively that Lopez flies commercial often Wise, and the 403 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,080 decision to get on this particular flight is no 404 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,000 indication of financial troubles. 405 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,920 She's not hurting for money. She's had a very successful 406 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,160 year. Honey, she's not hurting for 407 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,800 money. She's she needed to get to Paris 408 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,000 for that show. There was 1 ticket left. 409 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,960 She said buy those three seats and I'll go. 410 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,080 And you know what this is gonna do? 411 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,680 Make me look a little more relatable. 412 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,360 And what did it do? Made her look more relatable. 413 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:31,120 Honey, she took Coach. She's not a horrible bitch. 414 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,400 She took Coach that one time from Naples to Paris. 415 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,640 What a sweetie. She ate the crackers. 416 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,960 She ate the dry cookies. She had a Diet Coke. 417 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,040 She knew not to order the coffee since it's the same water that 418 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,320 goes in the toilets. They always say don't order the 419 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:57,320 coffee on any airline flight. I always want to shout that out 420 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,320 when I see people ordering coffee and tea. 421 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,040 Don't do that, it's kind of gross. 422 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,960 Well, God bless. And then she went to the Dior 423 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:11,000 fashion show. Dior is so boring these days. 424 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,400 I hope that they get a new designer soon. 425 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:21,200 We're now all waiting with bated breath because the Virginie 426 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,400 Smith, I think that's her name, who was who took over designing 427 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,800 Chanel from Karl Lagerfeld after he died. 428 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,640 I mean, she was like his right hand woman for many, many years. 429 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,480 She is now leaving Chanel now. There were a lot of eyebrows 430 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,440 raised to this because under her reign of the last what, five 431 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,520 years, something like that, Chanel has actually increased in 432 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,040 profitability. Now is that her collection or is 433 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,920 that because they have quadrupled prices over the last 434 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,120 few years? I think that's what it is and I 435 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,800 think they're look. And I've got to say, I thought 436 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,040 her Chanel was a little boring. But then again, I am a faggot 437 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,840 who is not looking for sensible lady clothes to wear. 438 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,240 I'm looking for Chanel the supermarket Chanel, the rodeo 439 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,040 Chanel, the spaceship, Chanel under a waterfall. 440 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,240 I mean, like the fun stuff Karl Lagerfeld used to do. 441 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:17,040 Now I thought the person who should take over is Tom Brown, 442 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:23,400 who did those incredible couture Karl Lagerfeld tribute pieces 443 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,760 for Vogue after Karl Lagerfeld died. 444 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,480 But other people are saying it's going to be Eddie Salman, who 445 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:36,200 used to do saint-laurent. saint-laurent, of course, and 446 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:40,160 also currently does Celine. It's a very nipped in. 447 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,080 I mean, he was the designer that Karl Lagerfeld was obsessed with 448 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,040 when he went from being fat to being very skinny by drinking 449 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,320 black coffee and bacon. And he did that so he could get 450 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:54,240 into the tiny Dior Men's jeans and lean shirts that Eddie 451 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:58,560 Salman was making at Dior Men back in the day. 452 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,440 So people thought maybe he's a choice. 453 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,120 Some of the people were saying Jeremy Scott, but I feel like 454 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,800 it's just to kitsch for Chanel, which is kind of a big business. 455 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,760 I mean, they need a touch of kitsch, but like, they all seem 456 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,560 a lot of glamour. Maybe you could do it. 457 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,680 You know, I saw him at a World of Wonder party and I always 458 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,280 imagined he was tall. You know what, he's short. 459 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,640 But I am a fan. I think the first fashion show I 460 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,360 ever went to see was, I mean, I act like I was invited. 461 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:33,680 I, I was able to get a ticket to go to a Jeremy Scott New York 462 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,800 Fashion Week show. It was unfortunately like his 463 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,360 summertime. It was all just like bathing 464 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,880 suits and it wasn't Mosquito, it was just Jeremy Scott. 465 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,600 So it was kind of boring, but it was the first one. 466 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,160 And I have been a fan of his work with Mosquito, but I can't 467 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:53,920 imagine him doing Chanel. Chris Brown's huge Dick caused a 468 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,000 commotion. Caused a commotion. 469 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,720 Now look, we all know Chris Brown for kind of being a Dick, 470 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:09,640 for having a domestic abuse incident with Rihanna, for 471 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,760 loving a party, for being a good dancer, for having songs that 472 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,520 some people like. But I couldn't tell you one 473 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,800 Chris Brown song since that Transformer theme did like that 474 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,800 one though. But we all can also say that 475 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,120 Chris Brown notoriously supposedly has a huge Dick. 476 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:43,920 And it all came clear because there's a part in Chris Brown's 477 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,400 show where he's like hung on, you know, wires. 478 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,440 And they have him in one of those little suits, those little 479 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,280 strappy things that you know, they they get you in with go up 480 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,160 your from your crotch up to your shoulders. 481 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:02,920 And there's a video that went viral of him and what is between 482 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,720 his legs. I can't even tell it. 483 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,560 Look, people are saying he got hard from again, this is like 484 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,160 the Ricky Martin boner. It's all just an optical 485 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,280 illusion, I believe. Or even that tennis ball in the 486 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:20,480 pocket of that guy who I did on my 800,000 viewed Instagram with 487 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,600 that tennis player that looked like he had his Dick and ball 488 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,320 swinging around. But we know it was just a really 489 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:29,160 a tennis ball inside this one. What what it looks like because 490 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,880 it feel are saying that it's he has a big hard Dick and he got 491 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:38,560 turned on by the dancer and then he's hanging in the straps. 492 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,520 So it's pushing the Dick out. But I think he's wearing some 493 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:48,320 kind of cup or something because what it looks like when you see 494 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,880 it unblurred cause TMZ has it blurred on Instagram. 495 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,920 When you see it unblurred it looks so turgid and hard. 496 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,560 It looks like a codpiece to protect his Dick from getting 497 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:04,400 hurt in this thing. Not that he has a huge rounded 498 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:10,840 non-stop turgid to the Max mega bone in the middle of a show. 499 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:16,360 It just seems odd, but I believe that the crisp brown Dick pics 500 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,120 have been released and he has one of those big Dicks that go 501 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,760 up and to the left. Just like Soulja Boy's fat white 502 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:31,320 lover told mentioned a while back in his interview with Tasha 503 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,080 K. That thing was like fat. 504 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,360 And it goes, here's the thing that makes a difference. 505 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,200 It goes to the left. OK, Like Tosh said, it's long 506 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,200 and it goes to the left. Oh, OK, since that occurred. 507 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,760 Yeah, to the left, more Britney news, and this is news we love 508 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,280 to hear. I'll. 509 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,880 Be the judge of that you. Stupid fucker. 510 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,840 Well, we were very happy to hear that you've spoken to your sons 511 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,600 on the phone and that they're open to reconciling. 512 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:54,760 I know. Oh. 513 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:59,240 My God, that's. Not right. 514 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,560 This really is great. Actually, Britney Spears's 515 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,280 relationship with her sons is heading in a good direction. 516 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,080 In a statement to ET Jeez, an attorney for an attorney, an 517 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,840 attorney for Britney's ex-husband, Kevin Federline, Bo 518 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,480 Bozo Bozo gave an update on where things stand between the 519 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,440 singer and her kids. Reconciliations and the 520 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,080 reunification of relationships are difficult and take time. 521 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,200 Oh this is actually the lawyer, but I'm reading as pretend to be 522 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,400 old Kevin Federline from the early arts. 523 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:37,000 They are sometimes complicated and always a lengthy process. 524 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,480 The process is not really commenced, it's only it's alone 525 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,040 been completed, let alone been completed. 526 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,080 The good thing is the boys saw their mom was doing well and 527 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,160 they have a desire to speak with her. 528 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,240 There's been some telephonic communication between Brittany 529 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,200 and her sons, and we think that it's a step in the right 530 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,600 direction. All right, well, that's still 531 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,200 kind of kind, but at least the boys agreed to get on the phone, 532 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,960 not be ungrateful little nepo shits, and understand that 533 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,320 mommy's had a hard life, that your whole life's been paid for 534 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,840 by her hard life. So you should probably be a 535 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,040 little sweet, be a little nice. This is a top priority of hers 536 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,600 and she'd love to heal things and get to a place where things 537 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,120 can be really healthy and consistent now, Jayden back in 538 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,400 2022 said. And I 100% think it can be 539 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,080 fixed, of course, but I think it's just going to take a lot of 540 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,920 time and effort. But I really want to see her 541 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,639 again. I love you a lot mom. 542 00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:43,480 I hope for the best for you and maybe one day we can sit down 543 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,840 like this and talk again. Wow, God. 544 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,040 I know it's like the fuck I bled for y'all. 545 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,560 I made y'all sandwiches and stuff. 546 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,960 I went into conservatorship and I kept working. 547 00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:59,000 I did it all so I can see you, my little babies. 548 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,000 Otherwise I could have just told them all the fuck off and run to 549 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,840 Switzerland. But now let's die. 550 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,200 Have my fucking lobotomy. Lobotomy. 551 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,320 Thanks for nothing. Oh, you're upset Mommy was mean 552 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,520 to you? Fucking break. 553 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:15,640 I mean, love you, honey. Well, I hope that works out for 554 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,840 everybody. I mean we want her to get back 555 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:32,600 with her kids. Oh now the kids are fighting 556 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:39,120 over the Jackson family, Granny and those 3 adopted children 557 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:46,680 that are probably not related to the Jacksons by blood are 558 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:51,200 there's a 2 billion Jackson family war exploding. 559 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,160 The late singers kids face off against their grandmother in 560 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:59,160 court. When Michael Jackson died from 561 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:04,080 complications of a drug overdose in 2009, his finances were in 562 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,400 shambles. Yeah, we get it. 563 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,360 But 15 years later, the guardians of his legacy have 564 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,800 turned it all around, with the King of Pops estate valued at an 565 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:16,640 estimated 2 billion. Now that staggering sum is at 566 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,280 the center of two ongoing legal battles, one with the 567 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,200 government, mm hmm and the other among his family. 568 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:30,120 Michaels errors, Prince 27, Paris 26, and Biggie. 569 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:36,840 I guess that's Blanket, 22, and mother Catherine 9494 can't be 570 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,400 funded until a conflict between the estate and the IRS over the 571 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,520 value of the Singers music catalog is settled. 572 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,680 That news comes in the wake of a separate lawsuit legal dispute 573 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,760 that exploded earlier this year between Catherine and Blanket, 574 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,760 who objects to his grandmother using estate funds to pay a 575 00:36:54,760 --> 00:37:00,200 reported 500,000 legal fees in a clash with executives over the 576 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,720 sale of Michael's music catalog to Sony. 577 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,120 Blanket is not letting grandma get away with that. 578 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,120 Interesting. I mean, it all has to do with 579 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,720 the fact that they, the executors, sold Michael's 580 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,800 catalog for a reported 600 million. 581 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,680 The kids decided they were going to accept the decision, but 582 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,400 Catherine probably didn't think she'd get a big enough cut and 583 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,400 she was going against it. So they're still fighting that. 584 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,480 Basically, they all just want their money released, is the 585 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,400 thing. None of those motherfucking 586 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,600 Jacksons have jobs. Certainly not the adopted 587 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,560 Jacksons. They don't even have any talent. 588 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:46,880 Maybe dental assisting cause isn't their mother Debbie from 589 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,920 the dental assistants? Why they they don't look 590 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,760 related? Well I guess they would look 591 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,080 related a little bit but they do not look related to Michael 592 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,440 Jackson though. Paris looks pretty and blanket 593 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:07,280 is looking good though. Prince Catherine, She's still 594 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,880 going along on a floral jacket at 94. 595 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,960 Jesus fucking Christ, how much more money does Catherine need? 596 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,800 For God's sake though, she's probably like negotiating. 597 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:24,160 Like out of her money she has to support all the other Jacksons 598 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,200 because where are they getting money from? 599 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,920 You know what I mean? It's got to be from the Michael 600 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,440 Milk money, honey, you got that milk money you got. 601 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,160 That you got that. You got that milk money. 602 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,840 I got that. I got that. 603 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,480 I got that milk money. You got that. 604 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,120 You got that. You got that milk money. 605 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,800 I got that. I got that. 606 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,680 I got that milk. Money. 607 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,520 You got that, Michael Milk, Michael. 608 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,320 Milk. Money. 609 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:55,480 Money Kevin Costner had to defend selfishly casting his 610 00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,840 handsome young teen son in a role in one of his movies. 611 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:07,840 And now he's done it again. He has to once again defend 612 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,520 casting neppo baby style his son in his movies. 613 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,680 You know, I I don't have a soft spot for Napo babies. 614 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,320 OK, they don't have to work hard and they're already rich. 615 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:28,800 But if Kevin Costner is filming a Kevin Costner movie and he 616 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,280 wants his son to be played by his son, I think he's earned the 617 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:39,560 right because I know Africa McGovern would certainly star in 618 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,680 any Johnny McGovern production. You know what I mean? 619 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,000 Africa La, Sean, Sean, Sean Trise and any of the rest of my 620 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:52,880 adopted children would definitely have a role, isn't 621 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,000 it? This is a Johnny McGovern 622 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,080 production. Well, the girl. 623 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,760 Bring in my girls. Bring back my girls. 624 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:04,400 And so if Kevin Costner wants to cast his handsome teen son in 625 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,720 Horizon in American Saga in a small role, and then again in 626 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:12,560 another thing in chapter two, he doesn't have to defend it at 627 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,480 all. It's like, this is my fucking 628 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,560 son. I'm putting him in the movie. 629 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,880 I mean, honey, we've all, it's just how it everyone's a fucking 630 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,880 nepo. If you could be, we'd all want 631 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,840 to be a nepo because they just, they'd have to work less hard 632 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,880 and they get more stuff. They're already rich. 633 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,400 I mean they have to do good once they get there but there's a lot 634 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,160 they don't have to do and they're already rich. 635 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:40,320 And his son is a handsome young man with a kind of broccoli 636 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:46,960 style TikTok haircut. I mean he has a lot of children 637 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,280 now. I wonder if this is like the 638 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,440 children that he tried to kick out of the mansion with his most 639 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:56,640 recent ex-wife who he was like you and the kids need to get the 640 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:02,320 fuck out of the mansion. I don't really care about Kevin 641 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,000 Costner news. Though I did see him getting 642 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,880 like a 15 minute standing ovation for something at con and 643 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:14,120 weeping. Congratulations to him. 644 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:22,120 Jill Zarin got a facelift He she had a full facial rejuvenation. 645 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,920 Now do we see the full after? A few days ago, without warning, 646 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,120 you decided to share yourself. Not many people will share 647 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,640 themselves. I'm crazy, you went on without 648 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,080 makeup with the head wrap on. I did a good lighting. 649 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,200 So let's take a look at your progress. 650 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,560 So you're one week, you look amazing. 651 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,720 You did a little bit of fat, which is very natural. 652 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,560 But I don't even, I don't feel it. 653 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,320 Yeah, I just don't have deep lines anything. 654 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,000 Yeah, I felt I just put a little bit of temples. 655 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,840 You're a little bit hollow, just a little volume here. 656 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,480 You don't want to overdo the fat because that's when people look 657 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,320 overdone. And we actually put a little bit 658 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,880 in your earlobe and in your hands, which is awesome. 659 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,280 The jawline is great. You know, you had a little bit 660 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,320 of laxity here, a little bit of Jelly. 661 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,800 You know, we just and you're still swollen. 662 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,560 Everything's gonna come down nicely. 663 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,520 But beautiful jawline. Look, I have a chin. 664 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:17,920 Natural looking chin. I mean, Jill Zarin knows good 665 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,920 facial work. Now. 666 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,800 If I were her, would have I come out this early? 667 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:26,680 One week out to show, I guess if you're a thirst bucket, you're a 668 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,480 thirst bucket, right? I mean, got to show you bruised 669 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,480 and bandaged so that people care when you unbandage. 670 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,520 You can't just secretly look stunning. 671 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,520 So she's showing it a little early. 672 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,240 So she still looks like a little bit like a monster. 673 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:48,120 But I trust Jill Zarin's plastic surgery because she had what I 674 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:52,160 consider one of the absolute greatest facial procedures, 675 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,440 which made her look for years so young. 676 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,400 And she's a lot older now. That was like 15 years at least 677 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,880 ago. But she had a, she had a 678 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:07,120 procedure where they put filler just in the line around the 679 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:11,200 face, outside of the face, like in the hairline, all the way 680 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,960 around under the chin. And what it did was it just 681 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:19,880 pulled everything up naturally just so slightly. 682 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,600 And she looked like she was 28 years old and she was well into 683 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,920 her 50s. You can look at it in that 684 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,880 episode of Watch What Happens Live where she comes on with 685 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,720 that kind of Madonna yanked ponytail, like Truth or Dare 686 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:36,240 style ponytail in black. Now, of course, I'm sure the 687 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,720 yanking helped, but I thought like, my God, she looks so 688 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:45,200 natural and so young. So natural and so young you go. 689 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,840 I mean, work it out. Work it out, Jill. 690 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:57,120 I'm a fan. And if you haven't seen it, 691 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:02,320 honey, go on YouTube and get into Troye Sivan in concert. 692 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,800 He started at the Primavera Sound and I think Barcelona, and 693 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,400 now he's on the road. Before he hits, he teams up with 694 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:16,720 Charlie XCX, which now is seeming like the greatest combo 695 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:22,200 for them being of the moment. But he he's fucking killing it. 696 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,880 I mean, I just was like, wow, look at that. 697 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,520 I mean, we've all seen, I talked about it previously. 698 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,440 The little combo he does with the dancers where they move 699 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,080 around. Suddenly he's on his knees with 700 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,200 the dancer in front of him. The microphone is the Dick and 701 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:39,000 he's singing. How can I be honest? 702 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,800 Right into the microphone, Dick. He's making out with the dancers 703 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,520 and they're all being like, very Janet Jackson. 704 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,720 That's the way love goes. We're all just dancer friends 705 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,400 hanging out. Oh my God, you guys. 706 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,760 But it really works. And the fucking, I feel the 707 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,560 rush, all of it. He's killing it. 708 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,480 This is the first time I've ever really seen this is the even 709 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:03,240 more continuation of someone being a truly gay pop star on 710 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:08,600 the edge in the current modern world with homoerotic content 711 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,240 and doing it right and doing it so good. 712 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,560 King Twink. There's another part where he's 713 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,800 singing like one of your girls and like the he's like giving 714 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,560 the dancer a lap dance. And then the dancer flips him 715 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,400 around and kind of does this move where he spreads his legs 716 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,560 and looks like he's like fucking him on the ground. 717 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:35,560 I said you better work. And Speaking of work, I let's go 718 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:43,520 out with this song by I Am Baby Tate, which samples of mother 719 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,480 Goddess RuPaul. If you are going to be in Los 720 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,240 Angeles July 19th and 20th, honey, make sure you're getting 721 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:54,360 your drag con tickets. I'm filming live episodes of Hey 722 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,440 Queen on the set built on the floor of Drag con. 723 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,280 This is going to be so fucking glamorous and exciting. 724 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:08,520 Shake Who, Lay, Jimbo, Envy, Peru, Kid, Amin, Many more. 725 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:13,680 I'm doing 6 episodes. I'm so great and I'm just so 726 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:19,560 fucking excited about it. Also, if you want to hear more 727 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,680 from me, go on the Patreon. OK? 728 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,080 This week we're talking about our very first gay bars that we 729 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:29,040 ever went to on Menergy, and also how summertime is just a 730 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,520 faggoty time of Dick sucking delights. 731 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,320 You know what I mean? Yeah, I know you do, and leave 732 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,360 me a nice review. You guys have been leaving 733 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,040 reviews and I appreciate it. So just do it. 734 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,440 If you haven't done it, just zoo. 735 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,720 Zoo it. If you haven't done it, zoo it. 736 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:55,040 If you haven't done it, you are that. 737 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,720 Guy. I know. 738 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,720 All right, everybody, we'll see you next week on another episode 739 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:04,840 of Gay Ass Fucked. Bye Baby I. 740 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,320 Work seven days a week. I don't have step shit 'cause I 741 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,640 played the keeps and when I step to the plate it's a Major 742 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,760 League. You feeling froggy, bitch? 743 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,560 Hot Major League. When I touchdown, the crowd goes 744 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,280 wild. You walk in, they don't make a 745 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,920 peep. Last night RuPaul was in my 746 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,280 dreams and what did she say to me? 747 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,560 She said to work. So I did. 748 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,200 And that's why he's so ho ho taking on the kid. 749 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:30,320 And that's why the fun girls when the shit begins, I know a 750 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,800 little kiss hit a wink and a Spink 'cause I'm hoes could 751 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,240 never fuck with you again. You better Work, work bitch, 752 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:51,640 work bitch, work bitch work bitch work bitch work bitch work 753 00:47:51,960 --> 00:48:01,360 bitch, work bitch. I don't mean to grab a piece if 754 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:07,240 you owe me, you do it too. You better work. 755 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,160 So I'm here and that's why these old hoes taking on the kid And 756 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,760 that's why the fun girl's bumping my shit. 757 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,200 Bad bitches shaking ass on the selling. 758 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,560 No kid I told don't work clock in 'cause this right here was 759 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,960 when the shit begins. I know a little kiss hit a wink 760 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,120 and a spin 'cause I'm hoes can never fuck out you again. 761 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:29,520 You better work, work, bitch, work bitch, work bitch, bitch, 762 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,880 work, work bitch, work, bitch. Work it. 763 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:38,760 Go work bitch. Oh, I know why they married you. 764 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,280 When you walk down the avenue, you've got so much charisma. 765 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,520 Plus you need this nerve and talent too. 766 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,320 Everything else, fair for you. You'll deserve the break you do. 767 00:48:48,320 --> 00:49:24,680 And if I was you, I do it too. Don't waste these. 768 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,720 I'm wasted a wee hoe looking for a free coke. 769 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,560 And if I find one, I'm gonna call her Nemo. 770 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,320 The way I'm killing shit, it should be illegal. 771 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,560 Oh, I guess that's what they matter me for, because I'm 772 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,280 serving casually. Plus my personality is bitches. 773 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,480 Like there's only everything's fair for me. 774 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,000 I don't mean to grab a place. If you want me, you'll do it 775 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:51,600 too. So I did and that's why he's so 776 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,760 hoes taking on the kid. And that's why the fun girl's 777 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,640 bumping my shit. Babe, you shaking ass on the 778 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,160 selling. No kid. 779 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,480 I told them work clock in 'cause this right here was when the 780 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,800 shit begins. A little kiss hit a wink and a 781 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:06,880 spin cause them hoes you better work work bitch work bitch work 782 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:16,040 bitch work bitch work bitch work bitch. 783 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,800 One way I know why they mad at you when you walk down the 784 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,400 avenue. You've got so much. 785 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:29,040 Your uniqueness and everything else travel you. 786 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,120 You deserve to break you too. And if I was you, I do with you.