1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,240 Hey y'all, it's Johnny. Guess what? 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:06,600 There is a new episode of Hey Queen out now on Wow Presents 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:10,760 Plus YouTube channel. It's one of my live episodes 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,840 from Drag Con where they built the entire Hey Queen set. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,560 They're right on the floor with a live audience and I'm 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:22,720 interviewing the entire House of Miyaki Mugler from the new Wow 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,000 Presents Plus series House on Fire. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,360 I watched all the episodes and baby, if you like Ballroom, if 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:33,480 you like drums, if you like serving it cuts you like looks, 10 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,160 if you like all that, you will love House on Fire. 11 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,440 And I had so much fun chatting with them. 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,240 Watch it now on the Wild Presents Plus YouTube channel. 13 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:01,200 All my LGBTS. You're in love cause Johnny 14 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:14,280 McGovern is gay as fuck. Hello everyone and welcome to 15 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,840 Gay as Fuck. I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness 16 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:23,280 Heath who is now Baby. Look, if you are one of my 17 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,520 Patreon members, you will be able to see this weeks episode 18 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,600 on video. I mean to be honest, it's 19 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:36,160 horrifying for me have to even think about what I look like 20 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:40,360 while I'm doing this podcast. But baby, we in the era where 21 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,720 one has to do what one has to do. 22 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,920 So I'm doing it. And for now, I'll be sharing 23 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:50,360 clips of this show on social, on video, as well as the unedited 24 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,560 full motherfucking thing on Patreon, so you can always get 25 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,560 that at patreon.com/gayest of All time. 26 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:02,240 OK, I'm coming to you actually from my home studio. 27 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,720 Yes, all my matching JCRT Plaid shirts and jackets are in the 28 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:10,240 closet, honey. I got a faggots parade of fancy 29 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,600 bags and Hervez boxes and all the rest. 30 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,400 And then all my camera, my equipment and everything so, 31 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,200 well, all the people are seeing, if you're watching this now, 32 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,320 it's just the wall, which is a beautiful witted wooded 33 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,560 wallpaper. I live a woodland fantasy. 34 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,800 It's sort of like my little disco cabin in West Hollywood is 35 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:35,920 the look I'm going for. Anyway, welcome to the show, 36 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,520 baby. Summer is fucking done. 37 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,680 Labor Day is just around the corner. 38 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,360 Days from now and then we'll be in fall. 39 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,080 And you know what, that makes me happy 'cause I think of fall, I 40 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:55,320 think of cool breezes, I think of snuggly sweatshirts. 41 00:02:55,680 --> 00:03:00,040 I mean, to be honest, I have my fall look. 42 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:05,280 My fall outfit I've had for about 6 months last fall. 43 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,600 OK, last fall I just watched that Balenciaga show in 44 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,480 Hollywood. Everyone was wearing slouchy 45 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:19,040 sweatshirts, slouchy flared kind of sweatpants and those giant 46 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,200 10XL sneakers. They just look like they were 47 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,560 slouching around LA, going to the gym, going to whatever. 48 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,920 And I said, you know what? That is the life I want to live. 49 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,800 I want to slouch around in a Kunti Balenciaga hoodie with 50 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,000 nothing on the front. OK, It says Balenciaga, but it's 51 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,080 spreads out by a piece of tape. You know, one of those from the 52 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,440 mud collection. And then a pair of very slouchy 53 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,720 sweatpants, the giant shoes. It's quiet luxury, but it's 54 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,400 obnoxiously quiet. You know what I mean? 55 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:51,720 But I've been dying to wear this outfit since then. 56 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,760 I pieced it together from sources and honey, I found it 57 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:59,000 and it has been sitting in my closet staring at me, waiting 58 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,160 for the time for it to be cool enough for me to wear this 59 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,400 motherfucking hoodie and all the rest. 60 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,520 But The thing is, LA September and even October is just a 61 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,040 trick. OK, if you live in on the West 62 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:16,440 Coast and especially in California, you think September 63 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:21,320 means cool breezes and, and cuddling up and, you know, hot 64 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,080 pumpkin spice lattes and whatever. 65 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,080 Now they're still selling, they're selling the pumpkin 66 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,560 spice and everything else around here. 67 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,040 They're they're putting up orange leaves to try to sell us 68 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,040 fall items. But it's not going to get cool 69 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:38,360 here for at least till October. I mean, sometimes it's hot up 70 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:43,000 until Halloween, and it's only on Halloween when the spooky 71 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,480 mist rolls in and a cold wind blows. 72 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,960 And that is when I'm living my best life. 73 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,880 And you can be sure you will find me slouching around in my 74 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,680 Valenciaga hoodie, my giant sneakers, walking my dog Cha 75 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,440 Cha, and living my best life when that time comes. 76 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,920 Now, before we do anything else, I want to take a minute. 77 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,840 You know I'm always plugging the motherfucking Patreon. 78 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,760 And why not? That's what pays the bill, 79 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,440 sweetie. I want to take a minute to 80 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:19,280 recognize the people who are on my Patreon who are on something 81 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:24,880 I call the diamond luxury level. OK, which is parentheses. 82 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,760 You are rich. They're the cornerstone, honey, 83 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,840 of the Patreon. But I want to shout them out. 84 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:35,000 Want to shout out Armor M Tanasha Lawcock. 85 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,720 Sweetie honey one of my longest time listeners. 86 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:44,320 Chakra Khan, thank you, thank you Sheila Richie Brown Love you 87 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:49,400 Sunny Parea, been with me since the beginning honey, I still 88 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:54,560 have the she RA doll he gave me in Austin, TX in my kitchen. 89 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,480 Chad Horton always there, always listening. 90 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,920 Love you Jesse Ward, how long have we been doing this 91 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,960 together? God bless you and the lovely 92 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,520 Lance Hunter and I appreciate it a fucking lot. 93 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,440 Are you rich? Would you like to support me or 94 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,680 are you just not rich like me? You can still join the Patreon. 95 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,080 You can get a bunch of different levels. 96 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,120 When you get one podcast a week, when you get 2 podcasts a week, 97 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,200 Once you get 3 podcasts, I mean, it's, it's fun. 98 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,400 I mean, we can say we have fun. And Speaking of fun, that's what 99 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,360 we are going to have today, honey. 100 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,800 We're going to be looking at all the covers of the latest 101 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,440 tabloids because you know what? I was at the supermarket and I, 102 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,320 I saw all the tabloids jumping out at me. 103 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,640 OK, the truth about Blake. Barack and Michelle separate 104 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,760 bedrooms. Jennifer's heartbreak, dumped 105 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,560 after six years, and that's all Ben's fault. 106 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,200 From heartache to happiness. The Sandra Lee story. 107 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:00,240 I mean, all these baby, if I wanted to buy those now from the 108 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,560 supermarket, you know, they used to be $0.99. 109 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:08,040 They're now like $7.00 each, which is motherfucking wild. 110 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,560 How am I supposed to, like, read every single one, including life 111 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,720 and style? Ben humiliates Jlo again. 112 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:21,880 Now it's war or or even stupid Kate's magnificent royal return 113 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,880 coming to America. If you wanted to buy all the 114 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,680 tabloids it would cost you like 60 or $70.00. 115 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:32,640 But I have an Apple News subscription so boom, you get 116 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,320 them all. The only one you don't get is 117 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,640 the National Enquirer and to subscribe to that is like 118 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:41,720 $150.00. So we're going to dip through 119 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,800 some of those. Plus, Jocelyn Wildenstein, the 120 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:50,080 cat lady shares pictures of what she looked like back in the day. 121 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,520 Madonna's new man is 28 years younger and we couldn't be 122 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:58,520 happier for her. JoJo Siwa reveals her new 123 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,640 girlfriend and it's a thirst bucket. 124 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:06,760 Extreme Tick Tocker has uncovered a 2015 series from TLC 125 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,560 which they've been trying to hide. 126 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:12,480 But baby, he found it. It's called My Husband's Not 127 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,800 Gay. It's a full on reality show and 128 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:20,440 we've got to talk about it. So let's get into it. 129 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:40,640 So a tik toker named Julian. What is Julian's last name? 130 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:45,760 Julian Hagens, or Hagens who seems to watch a lot of reality 131 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:51,960 shows of different kinds on his TikTok, has unearthed a 2015 132 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:58,400 series on TLC about Mormon wives and their gay or same sex 133 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:08,920 attracted husbands who agreed to do a full reality show on TLC 134 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:17,080 all about their lives as basically gay guys marry to 135 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:21,480 ladies. I mean it is motherfucking wild. 136 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,240 OK? We're talking like 3 couples. 137 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:27,400 All the guys are into men. All the women are like, well, 138 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,760 we're just here to drop off some snacks at this basketball game 139 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,440 to make sure that you're not sucking each other's fucking 140 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,800 Dicks. I mean, it's not like that, but 141 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:42,320 that is the subtext of every single moment of every show 142 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,160 either. Well, OK, we're having a lovely 143 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,520 dinner together and you're looking at the waiter. 144 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:49,840 OK, admit it. It's. 145 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,120 You think the waiter's hot. I get it. 146 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:56,960 I mean let's just meet let's just come in on one of the 147 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,640 scenes here. They actually you can get a 148 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,880 couple of these on YouTube. Let's meet Jeff and Tanya from 149 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:12,640 my husband sake. They're at a bakery. 150 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,920 It's the two couples we're. Meeting Brent and Megan for an 151 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,280 early dinner tonight. Whenever we get together, you 152 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,960 never know where those conversations may go. 153 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,520 I want to hear your French pronunciation on the menu. 154 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:31,960 These two faggots having dinner with their long-suffering wives. 155 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,560 Of. Course. 156 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:40,600 Hello. There's a handsome waiter and 157 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,240 literally the eyeballs pop out of the two gay husbands. 158 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,400 Can I get? You all an appetizer. 159 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,040 To He's wearing a tight black T-shirt. 160 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,360 Your hummus plate it's. Yeah, I want to eat your fucking 161 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,400 hummus, you slut. And the wife's like he wants to 162 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,760 eat his fucking hummus. He's a very good looking guy. 163 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,240 We have a very open relationship. 164 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,720 And this is just one. More way we try to be open and I 165 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,760 found it's more freeing to just acknowledge. 166 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,440 Yeah, that is a yeah that I'm into the waiter say. 167 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,680 You need. A little more of the math 168 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,760 masculine Butch Indian, more of the all American. 169 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,920 Guy Oh, and they're telling their wives what type Yeah, sure 170 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:24,760 that's your type, sweetie. OK, now there's so much to enjoy 171 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:32,440 the show at other points they like they all the gay husbands 172 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:37,960 like go for a a basketball game and to help support each other. 173 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:43,080 Now they the the three. There's three main gay in quotes 174 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:49,680 husbands who are married to three straight women and they 175 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:55,520 have a fourth friend who also has SSA save sex attraction as 176 00:11:55,520 --> 00:12:02,280 if it's a disease and they want to set him up with a lady And 177 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,960 they're like, well, should we tell her about your SSA on the 178 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,160 first date? He's like, I wish you guys would 179 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,680 just keep out of my business. Don't let her know about that. 180 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,320 I'll slip it in later. So they're trying to set these 181 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:17,560 these women and gay guys are about to set up another woman to 182 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:21,000 come into their cabal. What are they going to wait till 183 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,640 she falls and lays so nice? He has such wonderful, handsome, 184 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,880 tight male friends and they love physically bonding. 185 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,800 This man is perfect for me, just perfect. 186 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:37,480 This is motherfuking wild. But they go play all go play 187 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:42,840 basketball and they the wives drop by because the you know, 188 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,560 they, they these guys obviously cannot be trusted. 189 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:52,200 I mean, in another scene the the husband is talking to the wife 190 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,400 about going wanting to go on a camping trip. 191 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,800 OK, I mean and it Tony and I just This is why. 192 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,280 Ready for the dinner party tonight? 193 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,160 I think me and the guys are going to go camping in a few 194 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,440 weeks. Camping. 195 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,800 Who's going? A couple guys you don't know. 196 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,000 That is well do. You know these guys. 197 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,160 I I don't know very well actually. 198 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,440 Being with someone with SSA comes. 199 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,640 With a couple guys you don't know, I mean, it goes on and on. 200 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:29,960 And this is I've I'd like to find the full episodes and get 201 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:35,600 into this for deeps because the I mean, these poor wives, what 202 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,880 are they doing with these men and these men? 203 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,720 What are they doing wasting these women's time? 204 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,960 2015 was a wild time. It didn't feel like that long 205 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,800 ago. But when you look back at this, 206 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,960 the fact that this was on TV, while I'm researching this, I 207 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,000 came up with a Today Show clip or a Good Morning America clip 208 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,560 that was like the controversial show that has everybody talking. 209 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,320 My husband's not gay. It's a TLC show. 210 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,680 And then the people were fucking guests on the show. 211 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,920 Why were these people What? I'm sorry for these men, you 212 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,320 know what I mean? Like, what are they? 213 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,960 I'm sorry for these women too. What are they doing? 214 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:22,880 Ladies, find yourself a man that is interested in you, not a man 215 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,720 who every minute when he goes camping with his buddies, you're 216 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,400 going to have to worry that he's not roasting marshmallows, but 217 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,080 he's getting spit roasted. I mean, they're not going to be 218 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,400 roasting marshmallows. They're going to be spit 219 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,400 roasting your husband, OK? Your husband is going to be 220 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,280 stuffed from the front and the back. 221 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:46,920 Your husband is going to be bucockied while you're at home 222 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:51,120 watching a Lifetime movie. Miss, Save yourself. 223 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,960 Save yourself. Please don't get pregnant, Miss 224 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,920 Man. You know what? 225 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,920 What? Who am I judging? 226 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,000 What is it, 2015? I'm going to go judge everyone. 227 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,120 You know what? I hope they're happy. 228 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:09,040 I hope they're happy. I'm sure they are. 229 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,360 I'm sure these wives love being cooked. 230 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,760 They watch their husbands fuck man. 231 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,240 And it's it is hilarious and delightful. 232 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,120 Of course. Now remember that SSA backwards 233 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:30,000 spells ass. What network meeting did they 234 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,600 have? And they were like, OK, well, 235 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,160 guys, what are the pitches? What do we got? 236 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,320 Well, I've met a community in Salt Lake City of gay guys or 237 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,920 guys with SSA, that same sex attraction who are married to 238 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,000 women and they're all friends and they talk about it. 239 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,560 They talk about it upfront, whether into the waiter or 240 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,880 whatever. And we want to follow them 241 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,800 around. I mean, I need to find out what 242 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,760 happened and they say yes, this is it. 243 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,120 This will not this is not problematic at all. 244 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,680 Shoot it. Spend a half $1,000,000 on this 245 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,920 show. Let's go. 246 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,400 These people need to set each other free. 247 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,560 I mean really like why? Why would you? 248 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,760 But I think he should be able to go camping and suck a Dick and 249 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,680 get fucked and she should be married to a man that wants to 250 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,080 have sex with her and she doesn't have to worry he's 251 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,800 sucking a Dick every time he goes camping. 252 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,960 But to each their own. Where are they now? 253 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,560 That's what I want to know. Where are they now? 254 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,400 I'm going to find the episodes of the show. 255 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,520 I'm going to do it on Patreon, to review them all on Patreon, 256 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,600 and I am going to find out where are they now, sweetie? 257 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,600 Where are they now? We need to know. 258 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,160 Are they still together? Are they proving me wrong nine 259 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:44,480 years later? Are they like you, ignorant 260 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,120 jerk? Johnny, Our marriage is stronger 261 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,240 than ever. He disgust us. 262 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:58,040 All right, let's move on to some of the tabloid headlines. 263 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:58,680 Let's see. What? 264 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,200 What are we working with over here? 265 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:09,280 OK, first of all, In Touch magazine has Barack and Michelle 266 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,040 separate bedrooms. It's an open secret. 267 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,280 Will they divorce? She sacrificed everything but 268 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:20,200 therapy couldn't fix him. Why their 32 year old marriage 269 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:25,200 finally cracked. Plus the Gen. rumor that won't 270 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,960 go away now. Of course, this is this is full 271 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,440 on lies. I mean, this is all because the 272 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,960 timing of the Obamas at the DNC, they've been, you know, they've 273 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,800 been keeping it and they've been producing their shows for 274 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,960 Netflix, keeping their star power under wraps in this 275 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,880 uncertain time. But baby, they let the star 276 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,160 power fly at the DNC. And of course, they're back on 277 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:52,360 everybody's, you know, the tip of everybody's lips and in touch 278 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,880 is like separate bedrooms. That'll get them. 279 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:04,120 What is the Jen rumor that won't go away is that Barack Obama and 280 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,280 Jennifer Aniston are having an affair. 281 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:14,120 I mean, I was going to say something horrible like Jennifer 282 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,640 is a noted slut, but that's actually just not true. 283 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,320 He's been hanging out in California more among Hollywood 284 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,040 circles with Michelle wants nothing to do with and that's 285 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:34,120 led to shocking rumors that Barack is getting very close to 286 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:42,680 Jennifer Aniston. I mean, it it do take nerve. 287 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:47,560 Can you imagine if Jennifer Aniston really was going to be a 288 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,040 fool to have an affair? First of all, that Barack Obama 289 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,320 would have an affair with Jennifer Aniston? 290 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,920 I don't think so. But if Jennifer Aniston was 291 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,320 foolish enough to do such a thing and never got caught, they 292 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,920 would hate her. The world would hate her. 293 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:06,880 But it doesn't matter because that's never going to happen 294 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:11,080 because that's just not true. But we could be amused by this 295 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:16,760 invasion of privacy. Also on this cover, Megan and 296 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,960 Harry, bosses from hell, 18 staffers quit. 297 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,960 Wow, what could they be doing? Do you know what the more 298 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,440 interesting headline about the Royals is 'cause you know, I do 299 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:33,160 not give a shit about the Royals except when they were younger 300 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,320 and more handsome. And handsomeness is what we're 301 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,080 talking about. Because did you all see that 302 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:45,840 picture of Prince William that came out with him with a beard? 303 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,600 And everybody was like, Oh my God, Oh my God, he's so hot. 304 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,120 And I mean, because I feel like William and Kate are kind of 305 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,760 having a comeback. I mean, they were nobody's 306 00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:00,880 favorite William's hair. They did the, the palace, the 307 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,880 the corporation. Where the fuck did they call 308 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,720 them the Firm? The Firm had done him dirty. 309 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,680 They didn't get him any Rogaine. They didn't get him any half 310 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,440 wigs. They didn't get anything. 311 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,520 They left him out there, bald as can be. 312 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,040 Kate was dealing with Megan supposedly was a real bitch to 313 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,280 Megan and everybody was kind of hating on them. 314 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:27,480 But then Megan and Harry moved their ass to, you know, 315 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,040 Oprahville, wherever the fuck they live in upstate California 316 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,360 and Montecito. That's where it is rather really 317 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:42,160 millionaires, billionaires live and now everyone hates them. 318 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,880 And because Kate had that thing where everyone was like, she's 319 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,160 missing, it's a conspiracy. And then everyone was shamed 320 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,760 afterward for when she actually had something wrong with her. 321 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,360 And then William grew a beard so suddenly that Katie's coming 322 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,000 back. It's on even one of the covers 323 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,480 of the of one of the other tabloids, like beautiful Kate's 324 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,480 return. We love her Coming to America is 325 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,320 on the cover of Star and star usually is giving her a hard 326 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,600 time. But Kate does look good. 327 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,720 I mean, she's making a magnificent royal return, as 328 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,320 they say. And now William is less ugly 329 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,160 because he has that beard. God bless the power of a beard. 330 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,520 You know what I mean? I really can appreciate that, 331 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:26,640 obviously, but like, you know, a beard, when it's done, when it's 332 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:31,800 wrong, the right man can just change it up for you, hide sins, 333 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,640 roughing you up, make you look a little more rugged. 334 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,760 So congratulations to William for having people thirsting 335 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,560 after him for the first time in a zillion years. 336 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,040 You better work. Oh my God, there is an article 337 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,640 in here and you know I need to know this one. 338 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,720 Inside Zac's bizarre and troubled world. 339 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,720 Thank you, thank you for this. This is what we need. 340 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,320 Inside Zac's bizarre and troubled world is what I want. 341 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,080 What's wrong with Zac is what the article is called, and 342 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:12,720 that's what we all want to know. Zac Efron happy and healthy. 343 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,520 Zac Efron posted alongside a workout pic. 344 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,240 August 6th. Days before, the 36 year old had 345 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,880 been hospitalized after a swimming accident. 346 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:28,200 Mm hmm. Swimming accident during a 347 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,280 getaway to Ibiza where no drugs or partying happen. 348 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:37,160 The Iron Claw star had ingested water into his lungs after 349 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,960 hitting his chest on the bottom of his villa's pool. 350 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:48,840 How does one hit one's chest on the bottom of one's pool? 351 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:55,520 I do not know. Appearing dazed after security 352 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,200 on site pulled him out of the pool? 353 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,040 The High School Musical alum sure seems accident prone. 354 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,040 You got that right, Star magazine. 355 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,680 Over the years, he's injured his wrist while filming Townies, 356 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,120 torn his ACL while skiing, dislocated his shoulder and 357 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:14,800 thrown out his back. He also had to have an emergency 358 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,760 appendectomy and battled typhoid while shooting an adventure 359 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,040 reality series, Killing Zac Efron. 360 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,920 Zac Efron. He also broke his jaw while 361 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,920 running through his house in socks. 362 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,640 He must have been running very fast to break his jaw, slipping 363 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,480 and hitting his face on the granite fountain, just like you 364 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,160 would hit your fate, your chest on the bottom of your villa 365 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:40,000 swimming pool. How was it empty? 366 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,640 No, because you you ingested water into your lungs. 367 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,680 His altered appearance part sparked plastic surgery rumors, 368 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,640 which he spoofed in the recent network movie A Family Affair. 369 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,040 But the California native downplays his bizarre run of bad 370 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,640 luck, saying I tend to thrive under extreme circumstances and 371 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,200 seek out opportunities to challenge me on every level. 372 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,320 I mean, his body does still look tight. 373 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,840 And what, in this position and the happy and healthy photo that 374 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:15,240 he posted, supposedly from Ibiza, he looks good. 375 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,960 But the rumors were that this picture was just an old photo of 376 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,720 him working out anywhere. And he was really, you know, 377 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:29,120 still in the hospital from doing a large, copious amount of drugs 378 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,560 in Ibiza. Like I said, I haven't done 379 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,080 drugs in years, but I would go back to doing drugs if I could 380 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,600 for one night to to have a a Bender with Zac Efron. 381 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,240 Mm Hmm. Brandy, are you in? 382 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:48,080 She is in, right? Zac, what's up? 383 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,720 Did you all see him in that movie where he played the like 384 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,280 he he and Nicole Kidman were romantic lovers in this. 385 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,440 He was a movie star and he was she was his assistant's mother. 386 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,800 This and this was quite a pairing. 387 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:07,520 This was a pairing for the ages, a plastic surgery pairing for 388 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,640 the ages. They both look like AI 389 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:14,320 creations, vaguely like themselves, but not quite in 390 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:20,720 many filters on that movie. A lot of AI taking away wrinkles 391 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,760 and a lot of fill. I mean, you know, I love a 392 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,680 diamond jaw facial. And when people get the jaw, the 393 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,960 jaw filler. But on Zac Efron, it looks crazy 394 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:34,880 because he looked so good before and now he looks just a little 395 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,040 bizarre. Bizarre how bizarre. 396 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,000 Jennifer's heartbreak dumped after six years. 397 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:47,440 It's Ben's fault, and we're talking about Jennifer Garner. 398 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,760 I was like, what the fuck Jennifer are we talking about? 399 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,120 We're talking about Jennifer Garner. 400 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,840 Blind devotion to ex Ben Affleck shattered her own chance at a 401 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:01,080 happily ever after. Why can't Jen just let go of the 402 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,840 past? She'll never give up on him. 403 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,200 I mean, what else is she going to fucking do? 404 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,080 Let's see. Let's see what the story says 405 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,320 now. The last thing I haven't seen. 406 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,680 I used to think Jen Garner was a great actress, but I haven't 407 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,640 seen her acting in anything in a long time. 408 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,960 The most recent thing I saw her on camera in was an episode of 409 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,120 the Barefoot Contessa. Because she loves the Barefoot 410 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:25,640 Contessa, just like I do, and just like bazillions of others 411 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,160 do. But she's a famous star, so she 412 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:32,600 gets to go over to the Barefoot Contessa house and make stuff 413 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,440 together. I mean, how delightful. 414 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,840 You know, when you if you're choosing a domestic diva to 415 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,520 worship and you're another celebrity, your best bet is to 416 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,080 worship Ina. She's much more likely to be 417 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,320 nice to you. Whereas Martha, you could be 418 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,200 Martha's number one fan, but she will not take that take kindly 419 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,240 to you. Like Ina Garten is not looking 420 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,200 at Jen Garner doing like my fake cooking show or whatever the 421 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,720 fuck Internet cooking show she makes and seeing her as 422 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,160 competition. But when Martha has another lady 423 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,200 on her trail, honey, she does not enjoy it. 424 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:13,880 Bethany kill, Gwyneth Paltrow, trash Blake Lively even she was 425 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,760 like stay an actress bitch. Stay an actress bitch. 426 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,520 Everybody's talked about the Blake Lively hate train that's 427 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,360 going on. I don't really have a lot to add 428 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:29,400 to it other than like you're y'all are really surprised at 429 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:35,280 this gorgeous rich actress is kind of a cunt sometimes. 430 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,600 That's beautiful and has let everyone do whatever they want 431 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,480 for the rest of their life. I mean, can we just Who's 432 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,040 married to Ryan Reynolds? I don't know. 433 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:55,280 What I do know though is that she wore Britney Spears dress, 434 00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:00,480 the Versace dress that Britney wore back in the day to one of 435 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,320 her movie premieres and I thought that was good though 436 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,720 Brittany calls Brittany commented in a in a in a way 437 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,440 that was just pure Brittany. What did Brittany think of it? 438 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,320 Well, I'll tell you what I thought of it. 439 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,320 Hey, what's up, sis? I, it's been a kind of quiet on 440 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,000 the Britney front lately. I figured you were taking a nap. 441 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,960 Well, I was taking a nap, a drug induced ketamine nap. 442 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,520 But I'm up now and I'm horny and the gardener's gone. 443 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,680 So I figured I'd come spin around, see what's up, go to The 444 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:41,440 Cheesecake Factory cruise for guys and comment on Blake Lively 445 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,160 wearing my old Versace dress. Well, what did you think? 446 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:50,200 I thought you were She look nice, but like who's she trying 447 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,000 to feel? That's my second dress. 448 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,640 I I've got I got a similar one that I got on Amazon. 449 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,320 It's not Versace, but it's like a Versace look alike. 450 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,960 And I chopped it real short and I wore it in a video and I said 451 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:12,200 I'm no at Blake Lively, but quit dot dot dot dot dot updated 452 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,600 version of my 2002 Versace dress. 453 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,560 I like it way better. I'm no Blake Lively, but I like 454 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,680 it. And then she removed it. 455 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,040 Yeah, I've removed it because I don't need, I don't need to be 456 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,680 caught up in her bullshit. Everybody hates her now. 457 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,360 So I'm not, I'm not going to mention her any bit right now. 458 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,280 You know, I'm saying I'm not mentioning Blake Lively and 459 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,920 getting pulled into her thing. I'm busy fucking gardeners, OK? 460 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,720 I'm busy going to Cheesecake Factory. 461 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,040 And you know what? I'm considering a run back into 462 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,880 going to gas stations barefoot. OK, sure, why not Brandy? 463 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,160 Why not? Well, it's kind of fun and I'm 464 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,280 allowed to have fun. That's the only thing I have 465 00:29:52,280 --> 00:30:01,730 left, having fun. You can always do a new album or 466 00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:05,600 something. No, no, no, that's what y'all 467 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,520 want. That's what y'all fans want, and 468 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,720 I'm not going to do that. I'm not. 469 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,360 But you know what I will do? Run to this gas station and get 470 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,520 some bad lighters barefoot Stalem. 471 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,120 Charge it to Johnny McGovern, that stupid fuck. 472 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,880 Well, Brittany, you know what I would gladly get you A 20 pack 473 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,520 of lighters. Whatever you want. 474 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,160 You've earned it. We've we've all just been 475 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,480 entertained by you for so long. So anything that you want is 476 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,560 fine with us. Good. 477 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,480 Then why don't you do something for me? 478 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,440 Can you please? Well, sure. 479 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,600 What is it, sweetie? Can you go fuck yourself, you 480 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,120 stupid fucker? Bye. 481 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,320 Fuckers. Hate my friends. 482 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,960 The Closer magazine is the most cutting edge of any of these 483 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:57,640 magazines and it's because they have Phyllis Diller on the 484 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:03,440 cover. Anybody who was not who was born 485 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,520 anytime past, I don't know, 1985 wouldn't even know who the fuck 486 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,120 Phyllis Diller was. She's a old school lady 487 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,000 comedian. Before Joan Rivers, there was 488 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,920 fucking Phyllis Diller, honey. She was very self deprecating. 489 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,560 She got a lot of plastic surgery. 490 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,960 She was always talking about her unseen husband. 491 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,600 And you know what? She's dead many, many years. 492 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,680 But what is she doing? She's on the cover of Closer 493 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,640 magazine. Closer to the grave, that is. 494 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:35,240 If you ever see in a live star on the cover of Closer magazine, 495 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,200 you should know that they are going to die soon, correct? 496 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,920 They're going to die soon because Closer magazine is a 497 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,000 curse. Betty White, she was on the 498 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,520 Closer magazine cover, dead. All The Golden Girls, in fact, 499 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,560 were killed by Closer magazine. OK, I'm not going to go into the 500 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,040 details on what they're talking about with Phyllis Stiller. 501 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,960 I'm just looking at the table of contents of this. 502 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,400 It's just like, Oh my God, are they trying to kill Hoda Kotbi? 503 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,440 They put her in a nice big feature in this. 504 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,640 Don't you dare kill Hoda. Harrison Ford's in here. 505 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,200 That means he is time is limited. 506 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,280 We're definitely not getting another Indiana Jones if they 507 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,000 appease in Closer magazine that the death sentence. 508 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:25,560 Both Martin Short and Steve Martin are in this magazine now. 509 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,760 There'll be no season 4 of Only Murders of the Building. 510 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,640 Has anyone watched Only Murders in the Building? 511 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:36,320 I know people seem to love it. I did start to dip in because 512 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,840 Meryl Streep joined the cast and I said, OK, that's what I want 513 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,560 to see. And so I watched a couple 514 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,240 episodes and I did find that appealing, though I tried to 515 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,960 watch episode one, Season 1, and honey, she just, she fell off. 516 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,040 She was not doing it. They're trying to kill Catherine 517 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,760 Zeta Jones. Oh, no, Hasn't she suffered 518 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,240 enough? Oh, and here in the back. 519 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,320 Oh, my God, they're trying to kill you too, Brittany. 520 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,400 Oh, no. Yup, that's right. 521 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,640 They have Brittany in her Versace dress, and they have 522 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:15,800 Blake in the same Versace dress. Oh, Brittany wore that dress 523 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,720 when she went to the Versace fashion show in Milan in 2002. 524 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,520 Honey, 2002 was a great time for Britney Spears. 525 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,520 She was stunning. She was partying, she was 526 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,920 touring. She was going to Milan. 527 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,480 No one could stop her. I was having fun. 528 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:38,640 I hate my daddy. You know, they have a Drew 529 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,880 Barrymore magazine. I guess anytime you are sort of 530 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:46,840 one of those eponymous talk show host that you know, especially 531 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,240 if you have any kind of home or craft type of thing, they give 532 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,280 you a magazine. The where was the Wendy Williams 533 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,480 magazine? OK, when we had her at her peak, 534 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,640 I would have read the I would have read Wendy weekly. 535 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,880 She was too busy drinking and doing coke to supervise that. 536 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,159 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ellen's on the cover of Intouch 537 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:12,840 finally coming clean. Mental illness, extreme 538 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:17,040 paranoia, dementia, heartbreak. The bruised but not broken 539 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,320 comedian reveals her jaw-dropping secrets she hid 540 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,639 from the world. I mean, I'm sure Ellen was kind 541 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:28,920 of a bitch, but like, they really ran her over honey. 542 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,320 Couldn't she been that much more of a bitch than everybody else 543 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,560 after all those years of being beloved? 544 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,760 Like one year they're like, fuck her and she had to just go back 545 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:45,199 to Montesito and know that everyone hated her after all 546 00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:47,719 those years. Now she's supposed to have a new 547 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,760 Netflix special, which I hope is called revenge. 548 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,560 And then she says then I'm really going away and never 549 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,360 coming back. We'll see. 550 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:04,080 I mean, I, I get it when when people, when people who used to 551 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,160 love you sometimes turn on you, they can be the most passionate 552 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,400 about hating you. Jocelyn Wildenstein. 553 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,720 You remember her? Jocelyn Wildenstein was Jocelyn 554 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,800 Wildenstein is called the Catwoman. 555 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,600 She's someone who had a lot of plastic surgery with a big puffy 556 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,880 face. And like, this was back in the 557 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,920 80s and 90s. And she, you know, now everybody 558 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,880 kind of looks like the Catwoman a little bit, certainly a lot of 559 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,280 older Divas. But at that time, this New York 560 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:39,520 socialite and tabloid fixture was, you know, just her. 561 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,680 Her wild looks were a real thing. 562 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:51,040 I mean she had such a such a so much filler and facelift that 563 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,920 she looked like, well, a cat. Which is why they dubbed her the 564 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,760 Catwoman. Now, interestingly enough, 565 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:02,640 Alexis Stone, you know, the drag queen that dresses up as Misses 566 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:08,080 Doubtfire, Miranda Priestly, Jessica Lange at all the 567 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,320 Balenciaga shows with the prosthetics. 568 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:17,280 She is the makeup artist for Jocelyn Wildenstein and is 569 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,960 Jocelyn Wildenstein is her biggest inspiration. 570 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,120 Now, if you look at Alexa Stone, she has had a little bit of work 571 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:27,160 done, certainly not as extreme as Jocelyn Wildenstein, but I 572 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,880 have actually never seen a picture of what Jocelyn 573 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,520 Wildenstein looked like before all the surgery. 574 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:36,680 And baby, she was very beautiful, very beautiful. 575 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,640 How does one go from this to that? 576 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,040 I mean, it's a look. It's just not the same look. 577 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,880 So remember we talked about what we tried to manifest a role for 578 00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:01,600 me in The Golden Gaze AKA Mid Century Modern with Matt Bomer, 579 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:06,720 Nathan Lane and Nathan Lee Graham as well as Linda Lavin. 580 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:12,280 And I want to let everyone know that I did not get a role in 581 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,560 that because they've never heard of me. 582 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,120 But let's continue to manifest such a thing. 583 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,880 If this gets picked up, there's many places for me to be in this 584 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:25,280 because they have shared the first picture of the cast. 585 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:31,560 First look at Matt Bomer, Nathan Lane, Nathan Legram, Lee Graham 586 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,080 not Lee Graham and Linda Lavin in Hulu comedy series mid 587 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,960 century modern follows three friends Jay gentlemen of a 588 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,200 certain age who spent their golden years living together in 589 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,520 Palm Springs where the wealthiest 1 lives with his mom. 590 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,760 Now, people on Twitter were like, Matt Bomer is a man of 591 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,560 certain age, sweetie. He is Matt Bomer, I believe is, 592 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,240 you know, only a couple years away from 50. 593 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:05,480 Like some of us. I mean, we've talked about this 594 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,320 before. This is this looks like it's 595 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:12,720 going to be so good. I am definitely excited to see 596 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:16,600 these episodes happening, honey. And I would like to be in them. 597 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,880 Let's put that into the universe. 598 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,960 I'm going to be in them. You're going to find a role for 599 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,400 me in this show universe. Let's do it. 600 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,640 I should be trying to get on something that's not just on 601 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,800 Hulu where I can get paid a full network rate. 602 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,240 Honey, we'll take what we can get. 603 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,040 Oh, now I've just come across another. 604 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,400 Let's talk about Madonna's new boyfriend. 605 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,520 Now, I think we've mentioned it briefly on the show with Pete 606 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:47,080 Zaius, but Madonna is now hard launched her new man and he is 607 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:52,000 officially 38 years younger. The Queen of Pop just hard 608 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,120 launched her new boyfriend. 38 year age gap. 609 00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:02,280 Hakeem Morris, it's his name. They're holding hands, walking 610 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,200 around. I mean, what else is there? 611 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,120 If you're Madonna and you've got a new man, what do you do? 612 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,200 You grab his hand, you take him and you take him on a walk and 613 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,240 everyone's going to take your picture and there you go. 614 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Oh, they were seen visiting the Dolce Gabbana store and having 615 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,040 dinner. Sounds good. 616 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:22,000 Madonna is 66, he is 28. That's something to aspire to. 617 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,080 I hope I can look as good as Madonna and have as young of a 618 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,800 boyfriend as Madonna when I am 66. 619 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,400 So you go, girl. Chattanooga Choo Choo. 620 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,960 That's right. I'm here with my men. 621 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,520 Hey, everybody, it's me, Madonna. 622 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,280 I'm youthful. I'm young. 623 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,600 I do not wear pants. I'm a raver girl. 624 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,120 OK? I'm a raver girl. 625 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,520 I'm young. I've got a young boyfriend. 626 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,680 Actually, he's he's older than me. 627 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:55,480 I'm just, I'm just a young girl. He's, he's the real big boy of 628 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,920 the situation. Come on, darling, let's go to 629 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,840 Dolce and Gabbana and I'm going to get you a Chattanooga juju 630 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,480 and make you fuck me in the changing room. 631 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:10,560 Oh, yeah. Madonna met him on the set of 632 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:15,640 her Paper magazine photo shoot in 2022, but she was dating Josh 633 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:22,400 Popper at that time. Well, get on, go, go on. 634 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,000 I'd like to hear from Madonna's pussy. 635 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,520 I love. That's me. 636 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,640 Madonna's pussy. Really. 637 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,440 Why do you have a British accent? 638 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,160 Oh, you know, she dropped the British accent, lady, but I kept 639 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,200 mine a lot. You know, I'm thinking seats us. 640 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,360 Oh, interesting. All right, well, how's 641 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,840 everything going down there? You know, every these days just 642 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,600 struggle. We're trying to stay tight, 643 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,040 we're trying to stay trim. We're trying, you know, we're 644 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,560 doing whatever we can. We use a lot of skin creams, 645 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,840 laser, whatever it takes to just put the young. 646 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,520 Well, best of luck. Best of luck. 647 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,720 A few blind items I enjoyed. Gigi Hadid doesn't want to be 648 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,080 Bradley Cooper's beard any longer. 649 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,920 We've been hearing in the blind items for quite a while now that 650 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,120 Gigi Hadid is a beard for Bradley Cooper and also Bradley 651 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,360 Cooper. They have a photo of him in this 652 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:18,120 blind item of him post facelift. And I know people have said he 653 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:22,360 looks good, he looks young, but I can only say a couple things. 654 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:28,240 Wig, wig. He looks, the wig is looking 655 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,480 good. It's sitting, but we know it's a 656 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,240 wig. And the face, though, he looks 657 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,480 touched up, it something's off. It just looks like what it is. 658 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,760 It looks like work has been done. 659 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,160 Not bad. Not Kenny Rogers, but it looks 660 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:53,160 like wig and work. She's not. 661 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,440 She did not go with him to the tail to the party at Taylor 662 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,160 Swift's house where she's besties with Taylor. 663 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,520 And she said, no, we're breaking up because you are gay. 664 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,320 My husband's not gay. Gigi. 665 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,640 Indeed. The latest latest cast member 666 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,880 Someone in the comments says Bradley Cooper is starting to 667 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,640 look like Barry Manilow. And that is it. 668 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:16,080 On the nose. Honey is on the nose. 669 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,240 Oh, and here's one that I really did enjoy. 670 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,240 Harry Styles meet out with a man Question mark. 671 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,080 Here's a new blind item that's allegedly about Harry Styles 672 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:34,200 hooking up with a man at a club. This foreign born former boy 673 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,160 bander had his tongue deep down the throat of a guy he was 674 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,040 partying with at a club after a concert on the East Coast. 675 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,880 And again, this is allegedly Harry Styles. 676 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,840 I mean, OK, that's not much of AI Guess that's, I guess that's 677 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,120 a very brief blind item. But yeah. 678 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,640 But here, I mean, if Harry Styles was at a party making out 679 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,880 with a guy, don't you think there'd be lots of pictures, 680 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,720 sweetie? I mean, it's like, as much as I 681 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:04,040 want to think that Harry Styles is making out with guys and 682 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,240 being bi and doing all the rest, if they were making out at a 683 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,880 party, people would have the footage. 684 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,960 OK? People are sneaky motherfuckers. 685 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,880 OK. And two things on the end here. 686 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:23,200 Why the fuck is Tyra Banks selling ice cream and is why is 687 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,120 it called SMIZE? Of all the things that Tyra 688 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:33,680 Banks could have gone into business to do, why ice cream? 689 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:39,800 She's had pop ups in here in LA, she said pop up in Dubai and 690 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,640 she's opening one in DCA brick and mortar store. 691 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,720 Why though? Why Tyra? 692 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:51,920 She just was like I want I need a product called Smize and ice 693 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,840 cream will do. I don't get it, what is the 694 00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:10,480 point? Dreamy ice cream with a yummy 695 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,400 Smize surprise? Let's go to smize.com and see 696 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,120 what the fuck this is about. This is not AI. 697 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,480 Don't. I don't understand. 698 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,720 I don't. I don't get it necessarily. 699 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,320 Like what? What is it? 700 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,760 Tyra is launching a new Smize and Dream in just a few days. 701 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:33,000 The website has 0% information about Smize. 702 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,200 I'm not going to sign up. Maybe she just loves ice cream 703 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,680 and it lights up your eyes so it's smize ice cream. 704 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,600 You'll be smiling with your eyes when you eat our ice cream. 705 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:49,480 Kiss my fat ass. Remember that moment? 706 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,920 That's like a early aughts classic when Tyra put on the 707 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,400 bathing suit that they took the pictures of her in where she 708 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,520 looked fat and then she came out of her talk show on the same 709 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,800 bathing suit and said, kiss my fat ass. 710 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,960 We were really hard on each other in the early aughts. 711 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,520 I mean, people are mean today in the comment section, but people 712 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,640 were officially mean like in magazines and newspapers and on 713 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:19,880 podcasts. And last but not least, let's 714 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:25,600 end with something fun. This is a found clip of Whitney 715 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,400 Houston in the studio. And I think this is during maybe 716 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:36,400 the recording of the Preacher's Wife soundtrack, and she's just 717 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,280 in the studio having fun. And, you know, we miss her. 718 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,680 We can imagine she was probably sniffing a little bit maybe 719 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,240 during this, and we knew the voice was going down a little 720 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,760 bit. But we can just forget about all 721 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:54,000 that and just enjoy this little memory of Whitney Houston. 722 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:57,480 She was mad at me for pushing her, but it came out great. 723 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,800 I need some water. I'm a hurt you try. 724 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,320 I swear to God. Troy. 725 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,920 Troy. You know what, Troy? 726 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:10,280 You take me back to my days. I swear to God I'm gonna do a 727 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,440 flying jumping when I come out there to the flying jumping kick 728 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,080 to your head. Jesus Christ. 729 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:38,600 No, no, no, no. No one is a king. 730 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:44,720 I hurt you. No, he directed like he got a 731 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:48,320 choir over here. No, I mean, he got lost. 732 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,240 His damn. Mind I misreed and God bless. 733 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,040 All right, peace Well everybody, I hope you enjoyed the show 734 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,960 today. If you're watching, I hope you 735 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,240 enjoyed that too. And remember, you can watch the 736 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:05,320 full me sitting and doing the show in a tank top with my hairy 737 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,280 shoulders out on patreon.com/guest of all time, 738 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,680 honey. And why don't you join me there? 739 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,480 Look, that's that's daddy's bread and butter. 740 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,120 Get over there's help support me. 741 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,560 And if you're too poor to do that, which I know you're not, 742 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,760 just go over to iTunes or Spotify and leave me a lovely 743 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,400 five star review. All right, everybody, thank you 744 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:35,040 for listening and I'll see you next week on Gay as Fuck.