1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:13,800 It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all that tea, All my 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,000 LGBTS. You're in love. 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,480 Cause Johnny the government is gay. 4 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:29,680 Yes, fine. Hello everyone and welcome to 5 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:34,080 Gay Ass Fuck. I am Mr. John T Mcgoverness. 6 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,720 He Who is? Well, baby, it was the fag. 7 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:42,600 Any Super Bowl this week? Yes, it was. 8 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,440 And what am I talking about? You know what I'm talking about. 9 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,000 It's been everywhere. It's the night that every 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,720 homosexual turns into their own Amanda Priestly or Joan Rivers, 11 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,920 or even on on a Wintour type where we all take out our 12 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:06,120 monocles and peep and criticize the fashion of millionaires. 13 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:10,760 Yes, the Met Gallo was this past Monday. 14 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,160 If you ever forget, just remember the name of the 15 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,520 documentary about it, the first Monday in May. 16 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,560 Honey, Of course I love the Met Gala. 17 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,360 And what did I do when the Met Gala was going on? 18 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:28,920 Honey, I sat with a bunch of homosexuals and we live podcast 19 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:33,160 that did the whole thing. Oh, what a delight. 20 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,200 Nothing. I mean, if you can't go to the 21 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:39,160 Met Gala and you're most likely never going to go to the Met 22 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,720 Gala, the best thing you can do is just enjoy it with in 23 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:47,200 surrounded by homosexuals as well as hors d'oeuvres including 24 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,640 Doritos and Caviar with some of your best homies. 25 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,120 That is what I did and it was a delight. 26 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,520 If you want to hear that, of course you can go over to the 27 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:04,040 patreonpatreon.com/gist of all time for our immediate hot takes 28 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:10,400 on what was going on on the green carpet Darling who slayed? 29 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,920 Who was the worst? No censoring. 30 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:16,800 Just what we thought. So go over there and check that 31 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,680 out. But now that the gala is 32 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,880 complete, you know what that means. 33 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:26,320 The gossip can begin. So we have so much to discuss. 34 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,600 The looks, the shade. The drama. 35 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:33,440 The Kiki. Let's talk the Met Gala, honey. 36 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:39,880 And let's get into it, Get into it, into it. 37 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:47,490 Into it. Get into it. 38 00:02:47,530 --> 00:03:05,640 Into it. Can't make it to the Metcala. 39 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,360 I have so much going on. I know Winter invited me 40 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,800 personally, but I respectfully declined to respond. 41 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,720 See, I'm going to be out in LA and then straight off to the UK. 42 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,600 Don't make it to the Metcala. Well, probably there someday. 43 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:25,720 Every first Monday in May, all the stars descend on the 44 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:30,120 Metropolitan Museum of Art. It's fashion's biggest night 45 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,520 Now, what they do every year 'cause, look, the Met Gal has 46 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,080 been going on for what, 30 years? 47 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:44,880 Started back in the day by Diana Vreeland, a a legendary Vogue 48 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:50,880 editor who wore Rose, who wore Rouge on her high cheekbones up 49 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:55,640 into her ears. And it was created to raise 50 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:59,440 money for the Costume Institute, which is the part of the 51 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:05,680 Metropolitan Art Museum in New York City that is, that 52 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:11,640 preserves fashion and costumes and looks from all of the eras. 53 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:15,040 Now the Met Gala was kind of like a kind of small party. 54 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,160 There were celebrities that went, people dressed up. 55 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:22,120 But it wasn't really until Ano Wintour's reign of terror that 56 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:28,280 the Met Gala became the giant fashion explosion of publicity 57 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:32,560 that it is today. What they do every year is they 58 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:36,800 usually give you a theme based on the exhibit they're about to 59 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,800 open. There was everyone's favorite 60 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,560 year, which was camp. When I say everyone, I mean me, 61 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,640 because we saw that year Drag Race Girls and RuPaul on the 62 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,240 carpet, as well as Katy Perry is a fucking hamburger and all 63 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:53,280 sorts of weird shit. Last year was Karl Lagerfeld. 64 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:56,720 I mean, you know it always. There was the year that was all 65 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:01,040 about religious iconography, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 66 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:06,080 This year's exhibit is Sleeping Beauties Reawakening Fashion, 67 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,560 which examines how technology can breathe new life into 68 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,400 garments that are too old and fragile to be worn again. 69 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,760 Because if you look at the exhibit, it looks like a bunch 70 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,600 of, you know, Sleeping Beauty's little glass coffin that she's 71 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,600 in where she'd be sleeping in. The garments are like that. 72 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,560 They cannot be touched. They cannot be breathed on or 73 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:33,400 they'll disintegrate. Now also they did give a dress 74 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:38,840 code this year, which was the Garden of Time, which was named 75 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:44,040 after AJG Ballard story about a count who to stave off an angry 76 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:49,160 mob nearing his castle, cuts a rose from his garden which slows 77 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:53,000 down time until there are no flowers remaining. 78 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:57,160 Which is kind of like what was going on at the pet Gala because 79 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:00,360 of course there were protesters trying to storm their way in. 80 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,440 But honey, the police stopped at all because no one can stop the 81 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,240 fashion. So with this Garden of Time 82 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,200 dress code, which very few people aren't sure read the 83 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:16,120 story, as well as the idea of sleeping beauties, we got a lot 84 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,560 of different looks on the red carpet. 85 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:24,480 We got a lot of garden. We got some recreation of old 86 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:29,360 classic fashion looks. We had some archival pieces, and 87 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,040 then we just had some basic bishops who showed up in a nice 88 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,160 dress. And I guess that's fine too if 89 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,640 you want to be a BW basic woman. I'd hate to come down to the 90 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:43,160 level of becoming ABWA Basic Woman, but if they don't stop 91 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:49,920 it's going to get scandalous. Now they always have celebrities 92 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:54,520 Co chair this event with Anna Bentol and this year was Bad 93 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:59,880 Bunny, Jlo Zendaya and Chris Hemsworth. 94 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:04,480 And can I tell you, I thought the best dressed person at the 95 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:15,570 Met Gala was Chris Hemsworth's cock. 96 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:19,370 Baby. Chris Hemsworth was wearing a 97 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:23,730 thump, a suit. Not on theme at all, but it was 98 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:28,530 a cream Tom Ford suit with the pants cut. 99 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:36,080 Just so just so we can see that Dick just sitting there looking 100 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,960 good. You know, Tom Ford loves to cut 101 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:42,400 a Dick hug and suit. And though I think that was 102 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,760 actually designed by whoever the guy is that's doing the new Tom 103 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,920 Ford now that Tom Ford is retired again to be a movie 104 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,920 director because he didn't even show up wearing himself last 105 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,560 night. He wore E saint-laurent or 106 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:58,160 saint-laurent, of course. Saint-laurent, of course, but 107 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:03,080 Chris Hemsworth referring this cream suit with his Dick outline 108 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,520 Looking good. And I'd say he was the best 109 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,560 dressed. And when I say he, I mean he'd 110 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,720 the Dick. So they were the Co chairs. 111 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,880 Now what do the Co chairs have to do? 112 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,840 I think they just have to show up and then they shake hands 113 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,720 with everybody that comes on it. Now supposedly Otto and Toll was 114 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:26,840 very disappointed with Jlo for not doing enough handshaking, or 115 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,800 so the blind items would have you believe. 116 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,159 Jlo I did think looked stunning though. 117 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:38,320 Another blind item said that Jlo had so much Botox in her face, 118 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,520 she looked dead in the face and she could not move. 119 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:44,760 And I gotta tell you, having watched her interview, it did 120 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,720 look like that. Now we know Jlo has had a rough 121 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,880 couple weeks for rough two months. 122 00:08:52,880 --> 00:09:01,880 I mean, ever since the movie This Is Me Now came out, the new 123 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:07,880 wave of hate for Jlo Online has been growing, and I'm sure that 124 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,720 this fucking hurt Jlo's feelings. 125 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,000 I mean, she really thought spending 20 million on that 126 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,600 movie musical was gonna be something that maybe maybe she 127 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:21,280 was even gonna get an Oscar or Emmy, but instead, probably not. 128 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,400 You know, look, Amazon bought the project from her, so she 129 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,280 probably made her money back, I guess. 130 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,800 But I think she thought she was going to be adored and loved and 131 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,760 she was not. She was not. 132 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,560 Plus, everybody's been bringing back up the old clips of her 133 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,880 songs. I'm talking about all the people 134 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,200 who are really singing on them mostly And not. 135 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,960 Huh. So Jill has been beaten down a 136 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:43,600 little bit. But. 137 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,640 And and she looked and seemed beaten down in the interviews. 138 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,960 Well, not looked beaten down, but the face was so dead, so 139 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,320 frozen. And her attitude seemed to be 140 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:58,520 like, yeah, well, I'm here and, yeah, trying to look good. 141 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,800 Just, I'm trying. I'm trying. 142 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,400 I'm trying. Trying my best. 143 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,400 Ben was not there. He was across the street at 144 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:11,080 Duncan the whole night outside smoking a cigarette. 145 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,240 Jlo did look beautiful. She was in Schiaparelli, you 146 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,120 know, Remember Schiaparelli did the couture a few years ago that 147 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:20,440 you might have seen pictures of with like, a lion's head. 148 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,160 It was Kylie Jenner famously in this outfit with a big you know, 149 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,240 it wasn't a real lion, but it looked like a like a 150 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:30,800 photorealistic lion's head, birds and all sorts of, you 151 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:35,600 know, if if it looks weird, it's Scott Borrelli, weird and 152 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,040 stunning. But Jlo, you know, she looked 153 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,440 good now, BuzzFeed said. Just another new dress. 154 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,040 I mean, what else do we want Jlo to do? 155 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,160 She's doing her job. It's being pretty. 156 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,880 Do we always love our musical output? 157 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,840 No, we do not. But when it comes to being 158 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:57,240 pretty, Jlo is always zooing it. Though. 159 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:02,040 If you listen to the Patreon where we watch the arrivals 160 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:08,400 live, A friend of mine who loved the Jlo, This is Me now movie 161 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,120 said. After I sort of said something 162 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,040 snarky about it, he said you didn't like it. 163 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,080 I loved it. I mean did you understand it? 164 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:25,040 I said did I understand she worked at a heart factory? 165 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:30,120 What's not to understand? But I thought that was 20 shade 166 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:35,960 and I enjoyed it very much. Zendaya also a Co chair. 167 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,840 She she came out and she did it as usual. 168 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:44,960 Look if there's any girl who is slanging hard fashion wise 169 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:49,840 lately it is Zendaya. Remember her stylist Luxury law 170 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:56,240 quit and said I will no longer be a stylist except for Zendaya. 171 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,280 And so they have been collaborating on stunning looks. 172 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:05,280 The most notable pre Met Gala of course being when she pulled the 173 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:11,520 Moogler robot look out of the archives Honey the metal robot 174 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,680 Cyborg look from the Moogler archives and she wore it to the 175 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:20,720 Dune 2 premiere And baby that was a serve and she served again 176 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,080 at the Met Gala. Now she started in a Galliano 177 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:32,400 Margella look, inspired by his work from the 1999 Dior 178 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,680 collection. It was blue, it was green, it 179 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:38,880 was flowery. It was, you know, she looked 180 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,800 stunning. And then she she came back 181 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,440 around. OK, honey, she did. 182 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:47,440 She was early on the carpet, and then she came back around in 183 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:51,680 another look, and this time she wore vintage Galliano 184 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,920 forgevanche. Now if you remember back in the 185 00:12:54,920 --> 00:13:01,920 day, Galeana was a poor fashion designer doing very avant-garde 186 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,600 shows with titles such as Highland Rape where the women 187 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,680 ran down the runway clutching their bosom with the sound of 188 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:13,600 wolves chasing them in torn dresses. 189 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,960 And of course, the fashion world was obsessed with him, and Anna 190 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,320 Wintour made sure he eventually got a job in the high E couture 191 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,560 of Givenchy. He was later transferred to 192 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:28,000 Christian Dior, did many years of stunning, gorgeous fashion 193 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:33,120 and Christian Dior till this motherfucker got drunk and nasty 194 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:39,880 and was caught on camera saying horrible things to a Jewish 195 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:44,680 woman in the cafe about Hitler. And I wish you were banned. 196 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:50,280 I mean some nasty shit, which of course led to his fucking firing 197 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:54,680 from Dior cancellation. He had to go to rehab and he's 198 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:59,480 been quietly working behind the scenes at Maison Marjela for 199 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,880 many years. Not too red carpet. 200 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:06,680 It's not talking that too much. He's always someone who talks 201 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:11,880 like this in a, you know, sort of staying out of the thing but 202 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,520 still working in fashion. Now recently he's had a big 203 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,760 comeback with that big Margella show, which was under the 204 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,400 bridge, if you all remember this. 205 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,200 And that was the thing where TikTok was obsessed with the Pat 206 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:30,040 McGrath skin that looked like it was made of glass, which it 207 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,320 turns out I think was like a face mask that they had put on 208 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,880 that made the whole face look, you know, shiny. 209 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,120 So he and he also did a documentary. 210 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,040 Well, he went to rehab back in the day, and then he did a 211 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,240 documentary called High and Low about the highs and the lows of 212 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,360 his career. He was met in the Supermodels 213 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,880 documentary, and he once again made an apology tour about how 214 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,040 he was fucked up and how horrible it was that he said 215 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,680 those things. And he's basically been on an 216 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,280 apology tour. Now we know that on a Wintour 217 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:05,120 has, behind the scenes always been pushing for him. 218 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,360 Now there was also a rumor that this year's Met Gala was maybe 219 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,680 going to be Johnny Galliano themed, but because the shit is 220 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,520 still majorly problematic. I mean, if you bring up the clip 221 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:21,400 girl, it's really hard to forgive because he seems like 222 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:28,160 such a nasty cunt, but you know, people are still celebrating 223 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:33,720 what he does and but they were not about to to have him be the 224 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:38,000 main attraction, at least over the title at the Met Gala. 225 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,520 Though I was just looking online and there are like 10 articles 226 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,960 that are like John Galliano, the real winner of the Met Gala. 227 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:50,760 Because not only did Zendaya wear his clothes and Kim K also 228 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:57,520 wore one of his margella dresses and she snatched her waist down 229 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,960 to 18 inches. Honey, it was you know what say 230 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,160 what you want about Kim K or if you're the audience at the Tom 231 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:11,520 Brady roast, Boo Kim K But she always works hard to bring you a 232 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:15,040 look that you will talk about and she, I thought you look 233 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,440 great. She wore this tight, tight, 234 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:22,720 tight metal dress with the the corseted, super snatched waist 235 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:28,360 and she herself said in an interview, it's an art form. 236 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,000 Wearing the corset like this. There were reports she was 237 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,720 turning blue, but who knows. And then she wrapped herself 238 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:37,720 with sort of a it was this beautiful metallic dress 239 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,280 snatched in in the waist and then she wore this kind of 240 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:46,000 scuzzy cardigan around it. Now of course people online were 241 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 commenting. That's what my mom wears when 242 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,880 she goes out to smoke on the balcony. 243 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,320 Or some people were saying it was her boyfriend's sweater. 244 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:57,160 Who just Odell Beckham Junior I think ex-boyfriend. 245 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,440 But honey, that wasn't a Odell Beckham Junior or her boyfriend 246 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:05,040 sweater. That was like a raw silk cough 247 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,880 again from Margiela. But it did give a little bit 248 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:13,359 little match girl the type of vibes and she was looking very 249 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:19,680 distressed in the photos on purpose and I thought it was to 250 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,160 surf. I mean I thought it was to surf. 251 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,040 I I've actually, though Kim Kardashian amuses me greatly 252 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,119 sometimes and not so much other times. 253 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,040 I thought at the Met Gala she's always served. 254 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:35,400 My favorite being that when she wore the dress based on Bo Derek 255 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:41,000 coming out of the water in the the movie in the 70s where she 256 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,280 was dripping, where the the dress looked like it was 257 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,560 dripping wet. Of course that was also the 258 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,960 dress that right before they left for the Met Gala. 259 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,800 Kanye, who was in his church era at this time told her he thought 260 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,600 was too sexy and she was like it's too late, OK, it's too 261 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,880 late. We're leaving now. 262 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,680 You could have you had weeks to say this. 263 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,800 OK And of course you wore the Maryland dress. 264 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,960 I wasn't as impressed with that nor was IRA outraged though 265 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,720 everyone saying should never be touched. 266 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:13,480 It's a dress, it's a dress. OK, maybe she ripped it a little 267 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,080 bit with her big ass, but whatever was whoever owned the 268 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,480 dress said it was cool. So whatever. 269 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,320 Now, like I was saying, Kim got booed at the Tom Brady roast, 270 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,200 which is on Netflix, but then won the crowd back with some 271 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,120 sharp jokes. The thing I did not watch the 272 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,600 roast of Tom Brady. When I saw it being advertised, 273 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:41,040 I said why would Tom? I keep saying, Prady, why would 274 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,920 Tom Brady want to like, submit to this? 275 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:49,840 Why anyone would want to be the subject of a roast is beyond me. 276 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:54,560 I I it's not for me. But then again I'm very 277 00:18:54,560 --> 00:19:00,520 sensitive. And The thing is most of the 278 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,240 jokes of course, were about Giselle and his marriage and 279 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,160 whatever. I mean, you know, who cares? 280 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,680 I don't care about Tom Brady other than the fact that I used 281 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,200 to think he was stunningly handsome and honey, they got him 282 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:16,600 OK. He looked like gorgeous 283 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:22,200 Frankenstein on the stage of the roast. 284 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:27,000 He he's it looks like they've given him a little Botox and 285 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,640 filler and baby, he looked like a Frankenstein. 286 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,800 A Frankenstein. He he just whatever it was that 287 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,080 he looked like before when I thought he looked good, like 288 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,320 something is off. He's looking off. 289 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,920 Maybe it's that he's so lean that it just his face is looking 290 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,400 skullish. I don't know. 291 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,680 I know this isn't about Met Gala but another tangent about male 292 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,680 facial surgery. Another person who they got him. 293 00:19:54,560 --> 00:20:01,440 I saw some up close shots of Ryan Gosling on the red carpet 294 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:08,160 for the fall guy and baby they need to lock him up. 295 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,400 Can throw away the key until the filler settles. 296 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:19,320 Because for someone who was so handsome, he looks crazy. 297 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,720 He looks crazy, he's rounded and it's it's. 298 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,320 I'm speechless with how weird it looks. 299 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,160 It looks weird. Ryan. 300 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,040 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 301 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,840 But Ryan was not on the red carpet at the Met Gala. 302 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,320 Anyway, back to the whole Galliano thing. 303 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,800 You know. Also Bad Bunny was wearing 304 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,880 Galliano for Marcella. I mean, I don't know. 305 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,560 Let me know what you think. What do you do you think 306 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,840 Galliano should be? I mean, he already is making 307 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,760 comeback. What are your thoughts about it? 308 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,960 Who else was looking stunning? Gigi Hadid wore Tom Brown. 309 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,320 Now Tom Brown also had a very big presence this year. 310 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:05,800 We know Tom Brown is also one of Ano Intola's favorite designers 311 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,160 of note. And of course, he is married to 312 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:14,560 Andrew Bolton, who is the Faye Homosexual, who's the curator at 313 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,160 the Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in 314 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:23,200 Manhattan, who if you watched the documentary the First Monday 315 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:28,280 in May, it's pretty much about him now. 316 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:33,080 Tom Brown is famous, of course, for what made him his signature 317 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:40,360 fame was this men's Shorty suit in a very lean look, schoolboy 318 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,800 aesthetic. But he's lately really the brand 319 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:49,040 has grown and he's showed at the couture in Paris this year, 320 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,520 making some really stunning garments as well as having a 321 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:57,400 women's line which has been all over the place, as well as when 322 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,440 Karl Lagerfeld died and everyone did the tributes to Karl 323 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,520 Lagerfeld. Chanel looks for Vogue. 324 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,240 The Tom Brown ones were truly divine. 325 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,440 And in my thought, I thought maybe Tom Brown was going to be 326 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,400 the successor for Karl Lagerfeld at Chanel Cador, which he very 327 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,360 well could be anyway, because obviously of these connections 328 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,320 being Bestie Savannah and his husband being the curator. 329 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:26,520 Many girls were wearing Tom Brown at the Met and they were 330 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:30,080 looking stunning. Jija Hadid was wearing this 331 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:35,200 white gown that looks like it was coming out of a jacket, 332 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,920 which made-up the flowing blossoms at the bottom of her 333 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,400 dress. I mean, really looked stunning, 334 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,840 like she was blooming out of the look. 335 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,680 Supposedly, it took 5000 hours to make. 336 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,120 Now, honey, they're always they're all all the stars are 337 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,480 telling you how many hours it took to make, and there was a 338 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,920 blind item that said this. A list star always plays the 339 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,320 game of how many hours her dress took to make, and even though 340 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,960 she often gives an exaggerated number, she wants to be sure 341 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,160 she's 10 times ahead of anyone else. 342 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:14,120 And supposedly, that was Demi Moore, who did show up looking 343 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,840 good. I mean, of course you know, we 344 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:21,640 are in a Demi Moore beauty renaissance for the third time. 345 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:26,200 Congratulations, girl. At 61, she's looking more fresh 346 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,680 and beautiful than ever. Not weed, Not surged, just 347 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,720 fresh. Now the outfit she was wearing 348 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,280 was weird. Now the designer was someone who 349 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,240 is giving a non binary effect, though their pronouns seem to be 350 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:47,200 he him named Harris Reed who used vintage wallpaper to make a 351 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:51,480 very architectural look for Demi Moore. 352 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:57,240 I mean it was definitely, it was like a as if like a bodice came 353 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:01,800 up to a big heart shape, then it nipped into a tiny waist and 354 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:08,120 then a big hips and down into, you know, sort of more pencil Y 355 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,880 train with little arrows sticking all the way out around 356 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,600 it. I mean, it was weird, but she 357 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,320 looked stunning and this, this was what she was working up to, 358 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,320 honey. It probably took years of 359 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:24,080 procedures, surgeries and scientists to get to here, but 360 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,880 she looked stunning and the designer Harris Reed joined her 361 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,720 on the carpet in in another weird outfit. 362 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,960 I mean, they look like they were dressed for The Hunger Games, 363 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:40,320 and perhaps they were darling. Perhaps they were something I 364 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:45,320 found extremely touching at the Met Gala was that Queen Latifah 365 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,880 was there. Now normally that wouldn't 366 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,920 really excite me, but what did excite me was Queen Latifah was 367 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:59,160 there with her wife, publicly with their wife as a couple, and 368 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,320 did the red carpet together. Now Queen Latifah, I do not 369 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:09,000 believe has ever officially come out which has stuck in my craw 370 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:13,840 all these years. I really do not appreciate a a 371 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:18,000 closeted celebrity, especially a glass closeted celebrity where 372 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,240 everybody knows but you just never say anything. 373 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,200 And I understand some people feel that's different, that 374 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,480 people should be able to have their private lives and not have 375 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,880 the comments on their sexuality. But I disagree. 376 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,640 I said it about Billie Eilish and I said it about other people 377 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,720 that I think if you are queer you have a duty to at least say 378 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,960 say so so that you can be a beacon for those who are coming 379 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:44,360 after you as well as honor those who came before you who maybe 380 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,280 had it rougher. And so Queen Latifah has always 381 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,760 been very silent to though she has been living with her partner 382 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:57,520 and appearing, you know, not hiding it for many years, but we 383 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,280 have never seen them like this on the red carpet together. 384 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,280 In the interview with one of the girls on the Vogue red carpet, 385 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,160 they asked was this date night for you too? 386 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:14,960 And her wife Ebony said, well, I wanted to come to the Met Gala 387 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,200 and I said why don't you get us an invitation baby? 388 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,320 And Queen Latifah said, And so I did, so this is our date night. 389 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,760 And then they talked about their son and which I believe is maybe 390 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,000 Ebony son. Maybe I'm wrong about that. 391 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,280 Either way, I it was very heartwarming. 392 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,600 And it wasn't like Queen Latifah walked the red carpet and then 393 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,760 she was like standing in the back. 394 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,240 They were next to each other. They were together the whole 395 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,480 time. She was Dre. 396 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,360 They were both dressed in Tom Brown. 397 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,560 They both look gorgeous. They were in love. 398 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,480 They were out. And I will take it, OK? 399 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,680 I will take it. If your actions speak louder 400 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,240 than your words, then do that. Do that. 401 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,000 That's good. I will accept that as a coming 402 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,120 out. Acknowledging your same sex 403 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,320 partner is the same as saying I'm gay. 404 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,600 So I mean honestly, maybe a little emotional because that is 405 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,840 sweet. That is how it should be. 406 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,240 And you know what? Ebony has been in the closet for 407 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,240 long enough. Give Ebony your due. 408 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,880 Please give Ebony your due. Well, she's gotten her do and 409 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,360 she got a lovely night at the Met Gala and she looked 410 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,600 stunning. And Tom Brown. 411 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:27,800 So fucking congratulations to her and to Queen Latifah. 412 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:34,200 Now also there was another couple, queer couple on the red 413 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:39,320 carpet, Sam Smith, who did not show up in panties and a bra 414 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,160 with some high heel boots. No he did not. 415 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:48,160 Sam Smith, who has been giving you body positivity to the 416 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:53,640 extreme on tour with corsets and panties and all the rest living 417 00:27:53,640 --> 00:28:00,160 his best non binary fantasies showed up in a proper suit with 418 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,440 his new love designer Christian Cohen. 419 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,680 They wore both were 40s style. Now Christian Cohen is the 420 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:13,280 designer and designed their looks and now Sam Smith did have 421 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:17,160 something which is truly one of my pet peeves which is a 422 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:26,600 mustache with a twirled up end. I hate those but they wore 40 423 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:31,240 style suits with double breasted and he Sam Smith was in all 424 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,360 black. Christian Cohen was in all white 425 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:39,000 and then they both had metal dipped English roses fastening 426 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:48,000 the outfits. And supposedly this was a nod to 427 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,360 a point early in their relationship where Christian 428 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:57,400 gave Sam a English rose dipped in metal as a wooing gift. 429 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:03,200 And I think that's sweet. And you know what? 430 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,920 I'm happy to see Sam Smith getting some love. 431 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,160 I mean, as someone who's been up and down in wait and deals with 432 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,880 as we all as homos, body dysmorphia and low self esteem 433 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,880 at different times when it comes to how you look. 434 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:21,040 I'm happy to see Tom Sam Smith getting some public love. 435 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,360 Having a boyfriend, feeling good because you know, he seems like 436 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,040 the type that you know, got then dated someone hot. 437 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,000 That person, you know, ripped their hearts over the cold. 438 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,280 They broke up. He gained 20 lbs, he gained 40 439 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,480 lbs. He gained 50 lbs. 440 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,840 He put on a moo moo then he you know. 441 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,480 Now he's living his best non binary life and has a lovely 442 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,360 boyfriend who seems like they are a lovely couple. 443 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,200 So congratulations to him now. Two of the hottest gays on the 444 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:52,240 red carpet were of course little Nazex and Troye Sivan. 445 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:57,720 Now little Nazex wore like an all cream multi layer suit. 446 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,800 He wore an oversized off white suit by Lua with shiny silver 447 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,560 paneling and the jacket was oversized and trailed behind 448 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,040 him. And of course he wore long nails 449 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,520 as well. And Dave David Yerman jewels 450 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,840 with an 18 karat white gold bracelet and earrings, multiple 451 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,040 rings. I mean, I thought it was great. 452 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,680 I thought he looked fabulous. His hair is short and blonde. 453 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,880 He was of course very ginzy about the whole thing and made 454 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,880 tik toks while he was on the green carpet. 455 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,400 So go you go girl. I love little Nazix and his 456 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,920 style. And another one of my personal 457 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,520 faves, Troye Sivan walked the red carpet at the same time as 458 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,000 little Nazix for the extra faggoty moments. 459 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:50,920 Now he looked OK. I mean, did his body look tight 460 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,840 and snatched? Yes, He wore Prada, and he wore 461 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,080 kind of like a tight blue shirt with what looked like almost a 462 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:03,480 billet bulletproof vest. Troy wore an archive Prada look 463 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,120 that that falls into the reawakening fashion part of the 464 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,600 dress code and his stylist said. We interpreted it as an 465 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,680 opportunity to look back at the Prada archives and find our 466 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,520 favorite Prada moment and bring it back to life. 467 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,640 And what he wore was this menswear obviously look from the 468 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,400 2008 show which is a little bit subversive and has a wink to it, 469 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:42,160 which which looks a little bit innocent in the front with a 470 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,880 pair of charcoal slacks, very tight fitting a powder blue 471 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,960 button down, except that the shirt opens in a back. 472 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,880 The shirt opens in the back with the traditional placket and it's 473 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,520 held together by two Garter straps. 474 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,640 And we also did. It did seem like we saw a little 475 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,320 bit of a top of butt, so it kind of looked like a bib or like a 476 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:11,640 bulletproof vest on top of this typical sort of corporate 477 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:16,000 pinstripe light blue suit. But you know, I think he looks 478 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,320 sharp and I always think he's pretty chic. 479 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:24,480 I mean if you're a super a 28 year old super twink you must 480 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,440 wear, you might as well wear that tight blue Prada showing a 481 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:33,320 little sliver of skin in the back and show your dominance as 482 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,880 the King Forever twink. Now here's the blind item that I 483 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,440 thought was quite interesting. This a list singer and this a 484 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,320 list actor. Offspring could not keep their 485 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,480 hands off each other. The two guys were definitely 486 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,920 going to be in hook up mode after the party. 487 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,040 Now I thought initially because another person who was on the 488 00:32:55,040 --> 00:33:00,320 red carpet with his sister was Jaden Smith, who actually look 489 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,240 great, an oversized white suit with all sorts of straps all 490 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,120 over it. And he was with Willow who was 491 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,600 wearing a basically a blazer with the legs out and they 492 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,960 looked chic. Like you can hate Will Smith, 493 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,080 you can hate Jada, and you can hate depo babies. 494 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:22,360 But you got to admit that Jaden and Willow are pretty chic and 495 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,120 Willow will always have my heart for whip your hair back and 496 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,560 forth. Back and forth I win my hair. 497 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:32,440 Back and forth I win more. Anyway, I thought when it said a 498 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,560 list singer and a list actor offspring, I thought they meant 499 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,480 Jaden Smith. And after we saw Jaden kind of 500 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,840 humping on Justin Bieber and giving a long soft kiss on the 501 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:49,040 cheek at Coachella was possible. But the blind item revealed 502 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:53,560 supposedly said the person that Troy was making out with and in 503 00:33:53,560 --> 00:34:00,800 hookup mode with was Dan Levy. Mm hmm, from Old Shit's Creek. 504 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,640 Now he was wearing with something I said first. 505 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,440 I said is that dumb? But it actually wasn't. 506 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,840 He was wearing a suit this low. It's a louve suit with a floral 507 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,480 pattern that fades away Into Darkness. 508 00:34:16,159 --> 00:34:19,120 And so that the sleeves, the bottom of the jacket, and the 509 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:23,199 pants have all these florals. And of course, it kind of gives 510 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:27,000 the idea of, you know, the ephemerality of flowers and the 511 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,719 circulation of life and blah blah, blah, blah. 512 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,800 So I actually thought it was a great look. 513 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,000 On second look, it was pretty great. 514 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,480 My former Co * Coleman Domingo was there and he once again 515 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,719 looked great. Gotta admit, now I thought he 516 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,719 was the best dressed man at the Oscars. 517 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:50,480 And that Louis Vuitton Navy Sort of nautical themed suit with all 518 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,480 the jewelry. And once again he looked great 519 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:59,960 at this. He paid tribute to Chadsworth, 520 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,680 Chadwick Boseman, and of course Andre Leontali. 521 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,240 Beauty. Where is the beauty? 522 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:12,440 Because he wore a white tuxedo jacket with a big black 523 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:18,560 boutonniere and a white Cape, as well as blousy, sort of almost 524 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,160 like, almost looked like a skirt. 525 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,600 And he said that he was. He said that both Chadwick and 526 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:28,480 Andre used to wear capes to the Met Gala, and he was paying 527 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,880 tribute to them and to the culture. 528 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,280 So once again, bravo Coleman. Don't worry, I did die inside a 529 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,640 little bit. Oh, OK. 530 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,840 I can't believe I haven't already talked about my favorite 531 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,560 look of the night, which was Doja Cat. 532 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:45,040 Doja Cat. Doja Cat. 533 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,800 Subversa Van Kunti. It's Doja Cat. 534 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,720 So look, let's go all Let's rewind back to a couple days 535 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:55,000 before the map. Doja Cat lands in New York City 536 00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:00,000 and is immediately photographed with Grom Vasalia, who is the 537 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,440 brother of Demna Vasalia who designs Balenciaga. 538 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:09,880 Now they are very famously in a feud, A1 sided feud, but one 539 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,680 where Gouram is always saying nasty things about Balenciaga 540 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,160 and about his brother and that his collection that ventima that 541 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,880 mall, which is where Demna originally started from which he 542 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,480 now has taken over. The class collection at Vet Mall 543 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,200 seemed to be like all the same ideas of classic Balenciaga 544 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,240 outfits, but then blown up even bigger and bigger and bigger. 545 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,080 If Balenciaga had an oversized suit, Vet Mall had a suit to the 546 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,000 floor. Or if you know Balenciaga had an 547 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,480 oversized T-shirt that mall had AT shirt that was a dress, you 548 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,080 know what I'm saying. Check it out online to see the 549 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,480 wildness that is the latest vet mall collection. 550 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,760 Though I would wear some of it and who else thought they would 551 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,280 wear some of it? Dosha Cat. 552 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,840 So Dosha cat is photographed in New York for the first time. 553 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:06,440 Pre Met Gala with Goram and he's wearing the classic vet mall 554 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,080 oversized jacket, oversized pants And she and the first time 555 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,440 we see her is just wearing Saran wrap. 556 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,600 OK Saran wrap shirt, Saran wrap top. 557 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,520 Then they're seen pictured at Tiffany and Co shopping for 558 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:24,560 diamonds where she is. She is just wearing a bed sheet, 559 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,920 which at one point does fall open. 560 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,400 So literally is just a bed sheet. 561 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,640 And they seem to be giving a a storyline here because they're 562 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,800 also seen like hugging and kissing in the diamond thing. 563 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,480 But honey, we know Goram is gay. Then when it came time to get 564 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,520 ready for the Met Gala, you know, everybody stays at some 565 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,800 hotel that's real nearby. A lot of times people come out 566 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,320 with their outfit hidden because they want to gag you on the 567 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,400 carpet and not have it ruined and be on Instagram before they 568 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,680 even get to the red carpet. So people wear tents, they hide 569 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,440 it, they would do whatever. For this one, Doshi Cat decided 570 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,480 to just wear a towel and then a towel on her head as a head wrap 571 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,920 and pop into her car that way because what she was going to be 572 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:11,520 wearing on the red carpet was a giant oversized vet mall cotton 573 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:17,280 T-shirts that was looked all wet so you could see her body in it. 574 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,040 And honey, she was holding her boobs, slapping her butt. 575 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:26,440 She looked hot now, she said. It was a nod to the cotton 576 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:31,440 flower, the flower that is in use all the fashion, which tied 577 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,640 in with the garden theme that everybody was going with. 578 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:41,520 And then the shirt was wet with a mixture of water and hair gel 579 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,480 so it would stay looking wet. And then she had Chrome looking 580 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,000 sparkle, tears coming down her face. 581 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,800 And I got to tell you, I thought it was a serve, a subversive 582 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,440 serve. And when asked about what her 583 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,280 look was giving, she said, well, it's kind of giving fuck you. 584 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:03,080 And it was, and we loved it. I really appreciate this. 585 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,640 Then at the after show, at the after party, we're in the party 586 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,880 because honey, she's not going to wear a wet T-shirt the whole 587 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,280 night. Because once you get into the 588 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,480 party, supposedly no cameras allowed, no pictures allowed, no 589 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,440 selfies allowed. Now we know everybody breaks the 590 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,320 rule and takes selfies in the bathroom, famously where they 591 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,440 also go to smoke cigarettes. But there was a picture of her 592 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,400 on the inside and she was wearing a see through top and 593 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,440 just a pair of pantyhose with a thong. 594 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,000 Now this whole series of Dozier cat outfits this week made me 595 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:41,720 think, is Bianca of Kanye and Bianca wearing all that mom 596 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,040 because she's wearing all these weird outfits, the Saran wrap, 597 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,360 the see through thing with the thong and the pantyhose. 598 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,000 And Kanye is wearing what I thought was Balenciaga but I 599 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,040 think is oversized vet Ma which is basically just very similar 600 00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,520 to Balenciaga and is that what is making sense here about why 601 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,080 Bianca's dressed in so weird? Are they both just wearing full 602 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,840 that maul? Something to think about. 603 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,840 At the party there's usually a surprise performance and this 604 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,320 year the surprise performance was Ariana Grande. 605 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,440 Now I've got to tell you, I love Ariana Grande. 606 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,280 I just recently re listened to her new album. 607 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,440 Ariana Grande has a great voice, great hooks, great song. 608 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,480 I love the yes and remix with Mariah. 609 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,320 I love we can't be friends. I I I love Ariana Grande and I 610 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,320 think she's she's we know she's a down ass bitch who loves to 611 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,120 have fun because look who she dates. 612 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,920 And of course she's there on the never ending press tour for 613 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:45,520 Wicked with Cynthia Areevo. And Cynthia Areeva was serving 614 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,440 at Cunt. She was serving at ambiance. 615 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,560 She was serving ballroom. She was wearing a Tom Brown 616 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,160 tuxedo but covered in petals with a Cape and it was also 617 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,400 cropped and every time they saw each other they said they were 618 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,800 like the girls some sex in the city. 619 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,360 They were pretending to see each other for the first time, though 620 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,640 they probably been together all day. 621 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:09,720 Ariana wore a lueve outfit that was the bodice was all mother of 622 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:15,200 Pearl, and she performed. And of course they do it in the 623 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,480 Egyptian room or whatever the fuck that is, the Temple of 624 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,240 something or another. And which I'm sure the ancient 625 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,880 Egyptians were like one day Ariana Grande we'll sing We 626 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:30,400 Can't Be Friends. But she of course was in 627 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,320 fabulous voice and Cynthia Rivo did come on and sang with her. 628 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,040 And very true to the theme of the room, the Egyptian room, the 629 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,400 Mariah Carey Whitney Duet When you believe and honey could you 630 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,720 believe it was fucking good. Think you can see clips of it 631 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,520 online? I. 632 00:41:47,200 --> 00:42:37,360 Mean fabulous. And they brought Ariana on, 633 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:42,160 giving full Sleeping Beauty on a pillow in a large dress, 634 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,600 preceded by an actor throwing rose petals. 635 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,400 And she did all her heads and with dancers and all. 636 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,080 And you know what? Love it. 637 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,640 Also honorable mention for Fashion Tyler who sings that 638 00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:12,320 song Water, Water and Baby. 639 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,480 Her dress was balma and it was made of sand and her arms had 640 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,480 sand on them. It was actually sand mixed with 641 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,720 little jewels. And of course Olivier from 642 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:29,720 Baumont, who is a fucking genius, designed this as and he 643 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,160 dressed a bunch of other girls who looked really good this 644 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,720 year. And when it was time for her to 645 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:39,440 go into the party, Olivier got out a pair of scissors and cut 646 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,560 this long dress because famously on the red carpet it was so 647 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,080 stiff, this dress that Tyler could not walk up the stairs and 648 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:52,120 had to literally be picked up and put down onto the stairs. 649 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,440 But he cut it into a mini dress right on the spot. 650 00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:03,040 So and his he was doing a lot of Sands of time theme Olivier who 651 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,800 currently has kind of a braids look giving a little bit of a 652 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:10,600 90s Milli Vanilli type of vibe. He really makes gorgeous 653 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,120 clothing and he had his own face looking like it was made of sand 654 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,200 coming out of his shirt. Chic fabulous. 655 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,120 If you're rich enough to wear Balm Mall, I suggest that you 656 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,880 do. And last but not least, Nicki 657 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:29,400 Minaj and Cardi were both at the Met Gala, and yet there has not 658 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,920 been one blind item about them throwing shoes or fighting. 659 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,880 So that is a victory. Nicki Minaj wore Marnie. 660 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,320 Now, Marnie, if you know, Marnie is the type of label that's made 661 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:46,720 for handcrafted sort of flowers and artsy things. 662 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,040 I mean, Erykah Badu did a collection with them and that 663 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,960 gives you any note. Oh, Erykah Badu was there 664 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:55,120 wearing Comte Carson, looking weird as we want her to. 665 00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:00,080 But back to Cardi and Nikki. It was with flowers. 666 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,320 Handmade sort of artsy flowers. It was not one of my favorites. 667 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,680 But you know, she looked cute and was flowers. 668 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,440 And of course Cardi to me stole the show. 669 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,120 Cardi was last on the carpet because she's brought it really 670 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,680 hard to every Met Gala. Remember when she pulled out the 671 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:20,560 Mooglaire? She wore a dress by the same 672 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,640 Asian Chinese. The the same she wore a dress by 673 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:29,800 the same Chinese designer that designed Rihanna's dress. 674 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,080 Remember the one that everyone thought looked like an omelette 675 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,800 but was really stunning cunt and took 50 million hours to make? 676 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:42,440 Well, Cardi wore one of these dresses and was a huge billowing 677 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:48,200 column that came out into like, you know, a huge, huge, huge, 678 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,440 huge mounts of fabric at the bottom of ruffles and 679 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,240 gorgeousness. And she wore a big head wrap 680 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,920 type of turban with that and honey, she looked gorgeous. 681 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,640 She looked stunning, She. And there, my favorite thing was 682 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,640 on the Vogue live stream was catching her like chalk talking 683 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,640 to her cell phone that was plugged into a charger. 684 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,160 I mean, just she's relatable. She's a relatable woman. 685 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,480 Now, there was one person who came in very late to the red 686 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:21,720 carpet, and that was May. Brittany, You were not there. 687 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,960 I was what? What were you wearing? 688 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:28,160 I was invisible. Why would you wear invisible 689 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,840 sleeping TV? I was asleep in my bed in 690 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:35,320 Calabasas. If I'd gone there, you know what 691 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,440 I would have done? What? 692 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:41,040 I would have gone to that red carpet, waited till the 693 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,760 photographers had their cameras out, and then I would have given 694 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,600 them what a pussy shout Brandy plays. 695 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,080 We got to wrap up the show. See you later, fucker. 696 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:54,200 I'll be a cheesecake bakery. Well, I hope you've enjoyed the 697 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,400 show today. Check out Vogue's live stream 698 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:01,400 for all the deets and you know all the gossip. 699 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,280 You can check if you want to look at it. 700 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,320 I say check out Vogue's coverage because they really give you 701 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,960 everyone's picture and most importantly, they write what 702 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:12,200 everyone was wearing. If you look at E or L or some of 703 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,800 these other fucking magazines, they don't say who made the 704 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,800 dress. And we don't want to just know 705 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:21,240 that Uma Thurman wore a light blue floral dress. 706 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:24,240 Honey, we want to know who made it and why and how much it was. 707 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,680 You know, it costs 50 to 75,000 per person at this event. 708 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,360 And honey, none of the celebrities buy the tickets, OK? 709 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,000 They get paid to go where they get. 710 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,720 The tickets are bought for them by the designers who make their 711 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:42,320 outfits. All right, Well, if anyone has a 712 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,000 spare 75,000, maybe I'll go next year, too. 713 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,600 Fabulous. And Coleman, Kate, can you guys. 714 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,800 Hello. Hey, I'm. 715 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,960 I'm here at the Met Gala. Are you guys inside? 716 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,800 Can you get me in? All right, everybody. 717 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,840 I was not at the Met Gala, but I am here providing entertainment 718 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,160 for you, as I have for the past 20 years. 719 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,200 So why don't you leave you a nice review on iTunes, huh? 720 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:09,680 Write something nice, right I love this show. 721 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,480 This is fabulous. Highly recommend and then 722 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,800 recommend the show to your friend. 723 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:17,440 Or if you want more of me, show your love by joining my Patreon. 724 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,040 And I don't just expect you to get the love for nothing, honey. 725 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:25,120 You get up to three podcasts a week, so join me there and I'll 726 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:29,000 see you next week on another episode of Gay Ass Fucks. 727 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,440 We're going to close this episode with a song I played a 728 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,760 snippet of at the beginning by JHVH called Cunt. 729 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,440 Make it to the Met Gala Honey, this is a bitch track that I can 730 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,640 really get into and it is out now on all platforms. 731 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,680 So support this faggoty artist because I love this song. 732 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,840 Hit it. JHVH. 733 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,760 A fabulous soiree. I know you're all waiting for 734 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,800 your show up and serve. Can't make it to the Met Gala. 735 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,520 I have so much going on. I know Winter invited me 736 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,960 personally, but I respectfully declined to respond. 737 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,880 See, I'm going to be out in LA and then straight off to the UK. 738 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,760 Can't make it to the Met Gala, but I'll probably go someday. 739 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,120 Gucci wanted to trust me. I told her money I was busy but 740 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,840 said I looked so iconic. The Batista Valley, Kendall, I 741 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,080 said. Hey girl, give Timothy my 742 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,000 regards. I just wasn't really feeling the 743 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,520 theme this year. Unlike years past, I simply 744 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,960 couldn't do it. There was no logical way to 745 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,360 bridge it with my travel plans. I'll be touring in Marseilles 746 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,640 not to have me. There's no question I would 747 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,840 play, but I have too many scheduling conflicts and I just 748 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,080 can't squeeze it in that day. I can't make it to the Met Gala. 749 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,600 I have so much going on and a winter invited me personally but 750 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,560 I client's response. See I'm going to be up in LA and 751 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,960 the straight path to the UK can't make it to the Met Gala. 752 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:17,720 But I'll probably go someday. I heard I would be at a table 753 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:21,240 with Jared Leto and Ice Spice and I feel really bad that they 754 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:23,720 won't get the chance to meet me the time of their lives. 755 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,000 I was asked to perform a song or two at dinner give a bit of a 756 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,160 show and I told that as people I couldn't believe that they had 757 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,000 offered a rate so low and that's just Conde. 758 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,960 Nazi media is dying but still you could at least honor my 759 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,160 rider. Watch me eat and foot the bill. 760 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,040 And I truly wanted to go. I did just to Beyoncé and all my 761 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,760 other friends. But there's always next year and 762 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,080 the year after that, and I'm sure I'll be on the list. 763 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,000 I just can't make it to the Met Gala. 764 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,680 I have so much going on. I know Winter invited me 765 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,720 personally, but I respectfully declined to respond that I'm 766 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,440 gonna be out in LA. I'm just straight back to the 767 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,640 uki. Can't make it to the Met Gala, 768 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,760 But I'll probably go someday. Can't make it to the Met Gala. 769 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:13,200 Can't make it to the Met Gala. Can't make it to the Met Gala 770 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:49,120 the.