1 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,760 Running 5 to the six we be in the mix with that rare candy 2 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,760 paint job on a whip. I need food for the kids, money 3 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,880 for the rent. Fuck a lockdown baby. 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,520 I can't do that shit. And I'll never vote because I'm 5 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,000 fucking broke and either way I know the police ain't gonna 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,080 leave me alone on a plane by the physical and rock me. 7 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,240 Crypto told me I should be in the Glock with me, so I packed 8 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,880 up my piece and I'm sliding slide because we might get 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,640 caught up in a riot. Middle finger Trump, middle 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,840 finger biting fucker. Left fucking right as you riding 11 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,880 where you let us see it. You know, politics, baby, we 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,200 just talked. From the birds to the bricks. 13 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,760 We be in the mix with that rare candy paint job on a whip we 14 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:54,120 went. Found I just found out Costa 15 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,840 Rica time. I thought it was like 8 hours 16 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,920 ahead of where I am. It turns out it's like Colorado 17 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:05,040 time which is an hour ahead of me which is really embarrassing 18 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,920 on my part. I didn't realize how big of a 19 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,080 continent they were working with here. 20 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,720 Yeah, I'm like, it's six over here. 21 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,040 He's like AM. Yeah, I thought it was like, I 22 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,720 was like, dude, I don't know where anything. 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,600 Is everybody knows Costa Rica's in Europe? 24 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:23,520 I have Pangea still on my that's I consult Pangea still on my on 25 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,840 my thing. Yeah, I don't know. 26 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:30,040 I have no clue. But we do have the the hosts of 27 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,760 the podcast movies, the podcast about the active cinema, but 28 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:39,920 kind of more prescient and the two stars of an upcoming film, 29 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,160 which I've already seen, not the brag called Mass State Lottery 30 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,320 and it's low res. And Hans. 31 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,760 First off, welcome to the show. Hans has never been on the show 32 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,920 before, but I feel like we've recorded a million times. 33 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,800 So it doesn't feel like much of an introduction. 34 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,720 But our audience, we're unleashing the Hans on the 35 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,560 audience. But if you really want to see 36 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:04,680 Hans unleashed on an audience, check out now Mass State 37 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,160 Lottery. Yeah, your character on Mass 38 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,200 State Lottery. That's that. 39 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,680 Is that is a great slug line. Yeah, yeah. 40 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,200 Because I'm not going to give anything away, but you're like, 41 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,400 whoa. But no, seriously, about Mass 42 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,160 State Lottery. I think it's really cool. 43 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,960 At first when I watched, I was like, what is this? 44 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,960 I did not. This is not what I thought it 45 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,360 was because I'd been hearing about it for a long time, but 46 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:30,240 it's like this the way that it's like found memories in in terms 47 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,520 of like found footage archived in like a cloud storage thing 48 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,400 and we're to just trust this Private Eye guy and stuff. 49 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,720 I just love the the narrative of it and stuff. 50 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,000 It was just, oh. Thank you. 51 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,360 It was great. What? 52 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,600 So I see all these like things that you're getting it screened 53 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:51,400 places and things like that. That is good. 54 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,640 However, how tempted are you to just like, upload it to YouTube? 55 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,520 That's not going to happen. You know, I spent four years 56 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,720 working on on this, on this thing. 57 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:04,280 So my ideal situation was all right, let me put it into 58 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,160 somebody else's hands and deal with this and they can market 59 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,080 it. They can do whatever the hell 60 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,480 they want with it. Seems like America doesn't want 61 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,120 to screen this movie. Now granted, we still have like 62 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,200 40 more festivals to hear back from, but so far the American 63 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:22,040 ones are like, we're good Korea. They took it Italy. 64 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,520 Now it's going to be premiering in Rome on the 8. 65 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,440 I don't know when this episode's going to come up, but if you're 66 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:32,040 an Italian rare Candy fan, go to Casa del Cinema in Rome and see 67 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,200 this movie on the big screen. They told me actually the movie 68 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,440 won an award. They won't tell me which award 69 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:42,240 yet until the ceremony, so maybe I can have an Italian listener 70 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,920 accept the award on my behalf. I don't know. 71 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,560 We'll see. There's so many, they'll be 72 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,840 fighting over it all. I I don't even want to cause a 73 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,640 battle between all the We're so big in the boot. 74 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,560 Well, I got to say thank you to you as well because you helped 75 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:58,160 fund the second movie, Hans, and I shot that I was editing right 76 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,240 before hopping on here. And if you think Hans is 77 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,120 unleashed in Mass Day Lottery, just wait for this new one where 78 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,080 he's the star, where he's the lead character. 79 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,840 Is he? Is he becoming the next Kevin 80 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,400 Spacey? I think we need to ask. 81 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 That's what I think about every time I look at his face, is is 82 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,240 he becoming the next Kevin Spacey? 83 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,959 Yeah, I mean, I just, I just, no, I, I mean, I think, I think 84 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,560 maybe he's just got it because he talked to him. 85 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,440 He is just not a creep, you know what I mean? 86 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,080 But then. You. 87 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,600 Well, depends on who you ask, I guess. 88 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,480 You. Know I have the Malcolm Gladwell 89 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,720 principles of like where if you, you know, he says if you 90 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,480 practice something for 10,000 hours, you're an expert. 91 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,320 If you talk to somebody for longer than an hour and a half, 92 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,560 you know them so that the Hans has passed the threshold. 93 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,240 So he's he's normal guys, believe me. 94 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,200 But yeah, no, I'm really excited about Mass State lottery. 95 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,600 And I don't know if you guys heard about Mickey Rourke, 96 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:47,880 though. Mickey Rourke is a big character 97 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,240 on on movies. Mickey Rourke got in a little 98 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,040 trouble this week. Oh yeah, I've been following 99 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,920 this very close because I'm also a big time reality TV fan so I 100 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,560 would be excited about Celebrity Big Brother regardless. 101 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,320 But Mickey Rourke on Celebrity Big Brother is peanut butter and 102 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,920 Jelly for me. He so I guess what happened was 103 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,120 is there is I don't know what this I see the name. 104 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,960 I thought they were I thought it was a snack at first, like JoJo 105 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,520 Tzuwa. I thought it was gonna be like 106 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,600 pie at a store or something, but Mickey Rourke was. 107 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,360 I don't, I don't even know how to say it. 108 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,680 He was doing like the old school, like, oh, you're gay, 109 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,760 just wait till I'd fuck you, you know what I mean? 110 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,120 Like he. Was like. 111 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,680 I have so many women that are gay. 112 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,400 Like he would probably do that. He probably thought it was 113 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:33,640 Florence Pugh, I feel like. But he he was just, he just said 114 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,160 that to her and she she didn't much care for him and he left 115 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,440 Big Brother. But man, what a legend. 116 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,720 Which is confusing because if you go to his Instagram, you're 117 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,880 like, but aren't, aren't you gay too? 118 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,600 Aren't you like a trans woman now or something? 119 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:51,240 You know what's going on there. He appreciates masculine 120 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,800 musculature, that's what it. Is it's a bit of it, I think he 121 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,640 likes to, you know, rotating between the two extremes of the 122 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,960 spectrum and but things I guess are very binary in his head. 123 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,000 That's that's the way the bodies look like when they're all oiled 124 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,960 up and muscular. Yeah, we. 125 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,200 He's. Bronze Age. 126 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,720 He's Bronze Age. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not. 127 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,240 I mean, it's completely straight. 128 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,280 Yeah, it's not gay. He's admiring it. 129 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,320 He wants to be that, you know, he's, what, 70? 130 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,440 What 70? 72 damn is he? 131 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,240 72 years old. Wow. 132 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,320 Doesn't look a day over 30, he. Looks like my high school 133 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,240 catcher's glove right now. Yeah, that's not very old, but 134 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,160 yeah, the. Yeah, the yeah, that was, that 135 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,520 was amazing. Immediately when we were 136 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,920 scheduling this, I I was just like, wow, of course a Rourke 137 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,800 bomb happens. I mean, I wonder what? 138 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,240 I wonder what they were thinking about getting him right. 139 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:50,080 Like did you look him up at all after he's done with? 140 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,920 I mean, he's not done, but he's kind of done with like I think 141 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,400 career. I don't think you would put him 142 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,680 in a place with young people and expect him to not say shit like 143 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,280 that. Like why? 144 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,320 Why are you expecting it to? Work. 145 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,120 They clearly wanted it to happen. 146 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,160 But then why are you only keeping him for a couple of days 147 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,920 and then kick him out and make a big deal out of it? 148 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,520 I'll tell you why that's what is going to happen. 149 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,800 Here's the reason why. Because his appearance fee was 150 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,080 supposed to be half $1,000,000. What? 151 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,640 Yes, 500,000. This was reported in the local 152 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,320 press. And if you kick him out over a 153 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,120 rule violation, well then you get all the clout of the Mickey 154 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,400 Rourke name for about 1/5 the cost. 155 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:33,080 So they kicked him out after the first eviction over threatening 156 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,000 a guy. So there was the JoJo Siwa 157 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,480 incident where he was using some language you're not supposed to 158 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:42,320 use in the UK anymore, right? And then after that, some dude 159 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,680 was like giving him the eye. And then Mickey took that as a 160 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,200 real threat even though they were in the middle of a pirate 161 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,520 challenge. So they're all in pirate 162 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,040 uniforms and he's like, I'll fucking lay you out, cunt. 163 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,240 And then they're like, Mickey, go to the diary Room, go to the 164 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,440 diary room, Mickey, you can't threaten people. 165 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,360 And then they decided to give him the boot, and they wound up 166 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,720 saving $400,000 through that. So that was kind of the play. 167 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,320 That's what they do to college football coaches here is like 168 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,440 when they have like a 10 year deal worth like, you know, $80 169 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,200 million and they're like, man, we've been horrible the last 170 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,360 three years. How do we fire this guy? 171 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,120 And they're like you. Know you touch someone. 172 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,640 Hire a hot Hire a hot staffer and give. 173 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,640 It like, yeah, they want the harassment, yeah. 174 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,520 That's what they and it's, I'm not joking, it's literally what 175 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,640 they do. It's just, but it's funny the 176 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,960 he's lucky he didn't get arrested because of Britain, I 177 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,400 mean Britain, I feel. Like he's arrested something. 178 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,720 Like that because I mean, he might be the subject of 179 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,039 adolescence too at this point, just. 180 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,440 I just saw that the the Tates are going to be suing Netflix or 181 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,280 somebody over that, so they should. 182 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,919 They should. I mean, it was ridiculous. 183 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,760 That show, we did a whole thing on it and everything, but that 184 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,120 was on the paywall. Rare candy.substack.com. 185 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,520 But we when I was watching that, it was weird because I thought 186 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,000 they were going to make up like a fake manosphere guy, like 187 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,240 their own guy, like kind of like a Tom Cruise Magnolia situation. 188 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,320 I thought they were gonna make up a guy, but they're like, he's 189 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,080 been watching the Andrew Tate shite. 190 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,360 He's been watching it in his in his room up until 1:00 in the 191 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,800 morning, like, and and I'm like, are you, you really brought up 192 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,480 Andrew Taylor? I'd be pissed too, dude. 193 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,080 Like if you brought my name like come. 194 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,400 On yeah that's so stupid yeah that is that is calling for a 195 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,600 for a lawsuit yeah cuz can you prove anything that's. 196 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,760 The thing right And the story's about a kid murdering his 197 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,720 classmate, a girl classmate who who like spams him red pill 198 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,960 emojis and calls him an insult the whole time and then he 199 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,080 watches an Andrew Tate video apparently and then kills his 200 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,920 classmate, which has happened many times I'm. 201 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,600 Sure, How does he kill he? Stabs her stabs her in the 202 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,640 middle of the street. It's caught on street Cam and 203 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:41,520 and then they they make it they make it to hate on conspiracy 204 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,400 theory people because they make it like because it's clear as 205 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,600 day that he does it on camera. And there's actually a pretty 206 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,160 intense scene where the the dad Stephen Grant what's. 207 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,400 The guy's name. Stephen Graham. 208 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,080 Yeah, he is watching it, and he's because he thinks his son's 209 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,280 innocent. He watches it and he's like, 210 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,160 it's really, it's sad. And I was like, oh crap, the Lib 211 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,360 tarts are getting good at this shit and then it's horrible 212 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,200 after that. For the next, this is the thing 213 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,000 with a show like adolescence is because you have somebody as 214 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,240 talented as Stephen Graham and also the showrunner or the 215 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,880 creator did the chef series Boiling Point, which is done in 216 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,920 like 1 tag and the there's a movie of that that is very good. 217 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,240 And they worked with a director that I admire, Shane Meadows on 218 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:23,600 This is England and 86, which were spin off miniseries of a 219 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,960 great movie called This is England. 220 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,800 And so they're talented people that are involved, but you can 221 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:32,160 see that they're so consumed with the message that it is 222 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,320 trampling over any sort of value that the series could 223 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,240 potentially have. So you'll you'll get these 224 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,200 little Nuggets of like, wow, that's that's great. 225 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,800 Because I was thinking that specifically in the the final 226 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,640 episode where Stephen Graham has had his Van Graffiti and then 227 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:52,840 he's going and about to be. There's moments that are great, 228 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,360 but then you, you know, you cut back to the detectives and 229 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,160 they're like, what do you know about this word in cell? 230 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,280 And it's like, oh, we're we're doing this law and order 231 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,760 fucking. What was it Hollyoaks or 232 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,440 something where the dudes in the black pill chat room and then 233 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,720 you get the that was ridiculous. The UK seems especially 234 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,040 sensitive to that word incel. They think it's like opening up 235 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,080 the dark web or something. I don't know. 236 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,720 Crazy. Well, the the thing I was saying 237 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:19,120 was they also got they took a shot at the conspiracy theorist 238 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,840 because it's clear as day the kid murders the girl on TV, but 239 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,920 then there's the guy that works at the paint store where they're 240 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:27,280 like, I, I support you guys. Oh oh, your son didn't kill 241 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:31,000 nobody. So on the TV and he stopped them 242 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,920 three times in the throat. But they could do anything with 243 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,160 AI nowadays and like it's clear. So they're like, oh, actually if 244 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,480 you question literally anything, you're like a retarded paint 245 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,080 story. Movie oh wait, so that's so AI 246 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,200 is what they're going to use instead of Q now? 247 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,960 Is that the new? One, I think I, well, I think 248 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,840 they're just anybody who can't accept objective reality, which 249 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,480 is anything a Democrat or left lean, whatever it is in Britain, 250 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,480 left-leaning person says that you're, they're like, look at 251 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,160 how absurd that is, you know, and, and so, and the apparently 252 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,320 the footage has been released, you know, and everything, but 253 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,360 there's a insane, insane show. 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We didn't talk. 275 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,400 We're not talking about anything British past this today. 276 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,120 We're talking about, we're talking about America here. 277 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,320 Some American classics made, well, a couple. 278 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,360 Well, similar, similar crime that happens in that. 279 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,880 Show right? Yeah, that's true. 280 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,520 The. Real 1 It's Bernie Mac. 281 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,800 It's Bernie Mac instead of a 13 year old girl. 282 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,640 But. Yeah, rest in peace Bernie Mac, 283 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,480 fake Bernie Mac and real Bernie Mac. 284 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,040 Homeless Bernie Mac, it's just rough. 285 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,320 But because he's going to use his yellow teeth to stop traffic 286 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,400 later, which is a great line in the movie. 287 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,880 But yeah, we're going to talk about four certified hood 288 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,040 classics. In fact, we'll decide if they 289 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,080 are. I think now this episode you're 290 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,280 looking at the description, you're probably having a an 291 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,360 aneurysm or something because you're just like, wait, 292 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,920 Certified Hood Classics 2 where's the first one? 293 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,120 You're scrolling back in the old episode field. 294 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,600 You're not going to find it. You're going to have to go to 295 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,240 movies, the podcast about the act of cinema where we covered 4 296 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,880 films on that and we decided I had to do it. 297 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,240 It was so much fun. I had to do it on in this arena 298 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,440 over here. But we each picked 2 films, each 299 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:02,600 podcast picked 2 films, making a total of four and we wanted to 300 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,480 some are good, some are bad, some are unwatchable, some are 301 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,800 like, how the fuck did this happen? 302 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:14,480 And, and I think, I think each of us picked the dud and each of 303 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,800 us picked a good one, I think. I am so curious to hear which 304 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,400 one you think is a dud because I in my head my 2 picks are like 305 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,000 these are sterling outstanding films so I I'm so curious to 306 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,480 hear. OK, all right, yeah, I, I don't 307 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,720 know, it feels pretty objective in my mind, but all right, we'll 308 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,120 we'll talk about it. But I real fast. 309 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,000 This is such a hack move. Been watching a little Entourage 310 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,360 lately and stuff like I'm handing you a script right now, 311 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,000 but I just if look, you're I know you guys have a million 312 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,880 projects or something, but I think this would be perfect for 313 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:44,320 Hans and you to make this. This is a guy who found you guys 314 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,040 want you guys can I think on Spotify, you can watch us on 315 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,200 video. So if you guys want to see this, 316 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,800 this is crazy. There's a a a a man, an African 317 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,360 American gentleman who claims that a Vietnamese man is spying 318 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,680 on him through his TV. So here's here's the I think 319 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,800 this would be a great like Blumhouse tear. 320 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,640 Oh, I think I saw. That I've seen the video well, 321 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,280 we just. Heard him say the shit right? 322 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:09,160 What he said what he said e-mail through the TV right *** just 323 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,280 laying in this bitch. Wonder why a *** can't sleep 324 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:15,160 right All right look up, look at my motherfucking TV my *** 325 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,400 because I shit like you to sleep. 326 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,480 Use this shit to go to sleep man. 327 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:22,760 Look at this shit dog. Hey man, y'all go and get rid of 328 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,000 them for we we get rid of TV's man Look at this pussy ass 329 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,880 Vietnamese Chinese looking motherfucker man sitting there 330 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,520 hearing some type of studio or something dog with the 331 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,760 headphone. This *** is live right now, this 332 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:39,200 live feed this *** live right now watching the *** bro while 333 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:44,560 *** sleep bro. What do you got? 334 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,000 What do you I mean I, I think it's $1,000,000 idea. 335 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,440 I think again, you guys have a, a, a guy who's appeared in mass 336 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,800 state lottery Kenny, right? So I don't know which role he 337 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,040 would play. Who knows? 338 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,720 You guys decide that you're the expert and then. 339 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,640 Wait, but what happened there? I thought it was just a burned 340 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,840 image of a Chinese man on the. TV. 341 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,400 No, he was moving. Yeah, he was moving apparently. 342 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,520 So here's what happened. I hate community notes. 343 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,360 Don't do this to this video. We do not need this explained. 344 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,160 Apparently he had autoplay from YouTube up and it kind of like 345 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,800 like, have you ever done that where like you can still see the 346 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,360 old thing you were watching like in your TV sometimes like where 347 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,720 it's like up in the I have an old TV. 348 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,960 So maybe that's the case. But it said autoplay from 349 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,040 YouTube. So he was apparently just 350 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,440 watching a Vietnamese guy on YouTube or that was CUDA. 351 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,880 He had been watching Vietnamese people on you. 352 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,400 He's probably a gamer I would imagine. 353 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,480 He was confused about the video he picked. 354 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,840 Well, it's autoplay. Maybe he didn't. 355 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,440 So maybe he didn't. But I mean he's watched similar 356 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,920 content you would think. He didn't think about pressing 357 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,000 pause, maybe, or anything on the video. 358 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,840 We just, no, it's just a Chinese man looking at me, no. 359 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,640 Community notes that that's perfect as is like and and I'm 360 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,400 libertarian about it. If you want to start breaking 361 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,960 their TV's over that because there's Vietnamese people spying 362 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,880 on them. I mean, you, you technically are 363 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,480 getting spied on if you have a smart TV. 364 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,839 I mean, look, you are, you know, they could let if you were, if 365 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:10,880 this was adolescence in Britain and you shouted a few in cell 366 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,240 words at the TVI mean stranger things of that. 367 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,319 Yeah, he wouldn't be a Chinese man, but he would be a man with 368 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,160 a funny hat. The. 369 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,839 Chinese guy would be shouting it. 370 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,720 The Chinese guy would be shouting him into the TV. 371 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:26,319 Yeah, yeah, exactly. But so certified hood classics. 372 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:29,080 Now, I grew up watching these. I loved these. 373 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,760 I I had AI was pretty much only into like sports and rap as a 374 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,800 kid. So I loved like rap movies and 375 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,320 movies that were just elongated music videos as we will watch. 376 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,960 So as we watched on one of these, did you guys grow up 377 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,600 watching any kind of stuff like this? 378 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,600 I mean, yeah, on and off. Like I feel like one of the 379 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,560 earliest examples of an R rated movie that I was exposed to was 380 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,280 probably Boys in the Hood. I feel like that was on HBO or 381 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:59,320 show one of those networks around like 1990, five, 1996, 382 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,440 which I would have been like really young. 383 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,880 Like we're, I believe we're the same age. 384 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,800 We're I think we're like I'm October 15th of 90. 385 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,360 I think you're like right around the corner of. 386 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,400 The I'm October 23rd of 90. There you go. 387 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,960 So yeah, yeah, yeah. That's we were so you were 388 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,480 watching it when you were five years old boys in. 389 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,360 The Hood, yeah, that was, that was probably the first, the 390 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,080 first one. And then I actually, you know 391 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,080 what? I, I have a story here that does 392 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,760 tie back to one of our certified hood classics. 393 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,440 Debatable. Certified hood classics. 394 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,680 Apparently Crooklyn 'cause you know how you would get those 395 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,640 like penny slips in the mail for like hey you can, you can get 5 396 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,960 VHS tapes for a dollar here. Now I was watching a show on 397 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,520 Nick Junior back then called Gullegulla Island of course, and 398 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:45,560 the mom on Gullegulla Island had braids and so I saw in Crooklyn 399 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,600 while the mom has braids, this must be the same family from 400 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,960 Gullegulla Island. So I had my mom put through the 401 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,320 slip to get the tape, and then I got Crooklyn and that was 402 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,520 another early one. And then I was disappointed it 403 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:01,000 was not Gullegulla Island, the movie impoverished Brooklyn 404 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,200 black family. Yeah, Delroy Lindo gambled. 405 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,920 Where? Like he wasn't able to maintain 406 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,920 Gullegulla Island set so they had to move away or leave the 407 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960 kid somewhere. Yeah, there's no giant orange 408 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,160 frog hover. It was just Spike Lee huffing 409 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,160 paint from a bag. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 410 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,760 What a great self insert there. That's just wonderful. 411 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:22,080 That's a wonderful thing. Now I think we should go 412 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,920 personally, I think we should go reverse chronological. 413 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,720 I just, I think personally, I think that works well for me 414 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,680 because I'm dying to talk about get rich or die trying, OK? 415 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,720 OK, my favorite one of the four, by the way. 416 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,560 No, by the way all. Right. 417 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,440 Is this one you hate, Glenn? Oh, I, I saw it when it came out 418 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,200 in theaters. I, I loved $0.50 at the time. 419 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,640 He could do no wrong. I didn't realize how bad this 420 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,600 was. I was like, wow. 421 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,800 I well the problem is it's two hours long. 422 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,000 It's just like why is this 2 hours? 423 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,520 Long there is, there is. Just there is zero reason for 424 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,400 this movie to be two hours long. It should be 88 minutes long and 425 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,440 it probably would have been fine. 426 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,600 I think $0.50 is a star though. I love $0.50 like he is. 427 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,680 I I was going down the rabbit hole today of how like funny he 428 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,080 was 'cause I just remember he was, There was nobody funnier. 429 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,360 It's still nobody funnier than him. 430 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,800 His stuff about the Diddy stuff right now is hilarious. 431 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,000 Like there was a guy who. Went on like went out and was 432 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,480 like, did he kidnapped me and sodomized me in a van and like 433 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,360 $0.50 was like, I, I don't care what settlement you're getting. 434 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,080 I would never pay that. Like I would never ever tell 435 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,480 anybody that I'm like a TV. So he's still he's on like 436 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,800 Andrew Schultz is whatever the one where Andrew Schultz is 437 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,920 yelling that he's on that podcast. 438 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:34,600 And I listened to that for as long as I could and it was it 439 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,920 was it was really funny. But I just remember $0.50 Floyd 440 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,720 Mayweather feud. I loved his like orchestrated 441 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:45,040 feuds that he would do started I think with well, not started. 442 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:49,160 The biggest 1 he did earliest I think was Kanye when him they 443 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,480 had the Curtis album versus graduation. 444 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,680 That's right. And they did like a really fake. 445 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,560 It was awesome. I mean, thinking about thinking 446 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,520 back at it, how cool that actually was that that happened. 447 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,120 He had like beefs before that he was kind of a a shithead about I 448 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,760 think Ghostface Killah got him and him got in an actual fist 449 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,040 fight before $0.50 was actually famous. 450 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,840 But I also just love this quick video from $0.50 baiting Floyd 451 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,520 Mayweather into reading Harry Potter for the instead of doing 452 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:19,840 the ice bucket challenge. There's a special ASLELS 453 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,520 challenge for you Floyd. If you could read 1 full page of 454 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,560 a Harry Potter book. *** I'll give 750,000 to whatever 455 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,400 charitable organization you want to fuck the bucket eyes. 456 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,280 I love it and I don't think Floyd did it. 457 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,800 I don't think Floyd did it either. 458 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,560 Like which is like a brilliant idea. 459 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,880 A brilliant I 750,000 you turned down. 460 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,080 Do you ever hear the clip of him trying to read something on the 461 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,680 radio that they had? Yeah, it's pretty bad. 462 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:49,400 Yeah, it's pretty bad. But the movie this is made after 463 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,320 $0.50 is is much is famous and wants to kind of tell the story 464 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:58,040 about his, about his getting rich or dying trying. 465 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,080 I mean, you, you decide. He starts off, it's kind of a 466 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,080 starts off with a gun in his face after a kind of a kind of 467 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,240 an insane robbery of a Columbia, a seemingly innocent Colombian 468 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,400 family. And the there's a gun in his 469 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,360 face and then his life flashes before his eyes. 470 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,560 But Hans, I am dying to hear why this was your favorite one. 471 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,600 I maybe because I didn't like the other ones as much. 472 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:23,960 I think I had a lot of fun with how dumb this movie was and and 473 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,480 I really like how over the top everyone is. 474 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,200 Yeah, this movie also has the legendary micro penis scene with 475 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,560 Terrence. Howard Oh, yeah. 476 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,800 You know I call back this so. Often it's. 477 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,520 Like it's like Eastern promises with black people. 478 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,200 It's crazy like. Promise is very tiny. 479 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,440 There's nothing behind that promise that's. 480 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,480 A crazy scene. It like it's like feels like it 481 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,360 doesn't fit in the movie. You're like, wait, this is like 482 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,280 really like, like raw. Exactly because he demanded it 483 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,840 because they were going to out his his ex-wife, his Asian 484 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,160 ex-wife was going to out his photos of his tiny penis. 485 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,640 So he had to have a conversation with 51 day where he was like, 486 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,520 listen, I know this wasn't in the script and it's your movie, 487 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,960 but can I show my tiny penis in the shower scene please? 488 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,520 This is about to happen to me. It makes sense. 489 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,280 I'm Naked with a bunch of men, so of course it's tiny, right? 490 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,520 Yeah, when he has the he has the well then he, I mean, when you 491 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,000 have a a, a Dick like that, you will get into advanced like 492 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,200 nuclear Egyptian mathematics and go on rogue and like that is the 493 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,920 only thing you can do after that is you do Iron Man and then 494 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,480 empire and then go do that. Yeah, you need a hobby as a 495 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,640 teenager 'cause you can't play with your Dick that much. 496 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,440 So. So you get into weird things 497 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,120 that teenagers usually don't get into. 498 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,680 I I really thought some of the lines were really funny too, 499 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,640 like him saying everyone was in love with my mom so anyone could 500 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,640 be my dad. That made me laugh right at the 501 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,320 beginning because everyone wanted to fuck his mom, which 502 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,320 is, which is true. And I just, even though it's a, 503 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:56,680 it's a very simple story, I guess for a movie, I mean, 504 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,800 everything that happens is kind of outrageous. 505 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,080 And, and I don't know if I believe it 100% obviously 506 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,040 because it's a, it's a biopic, but I just, I really like him on 507 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,640 screen. I think he's very charismatic 508 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,800 and I think he, he was well, obviously a great pick to play 509 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:16,520 himself, but he, he, I, I didn't know him as an actor before 510 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,440 this. I don't know if he ever did 511 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,120 acting, but he is really good in this. 512 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,080 So I just, I just enjoyed seeing him on screen. 513 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,040 And even though I I was already familiar with the story, I kind 514 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,280 of wanted to see it and I don't think I've ever seen it before 515 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,200 so. Were you a fan of his music? 516 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like some of his stuff. 517 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,800 Yeah, not not huge, but I like some of his early stuff. 518 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,200 I'm not familiar with with a lot of it, but yeah. 519 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,560 When Get Richer dying, that was one of those Get Richer died 520 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,360 trying was when it came out, I guess low res and I both 521 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,400 probably like 7th grade I wanna say. 522 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,080 And I remember going to Lake Tahoe on a snow trip, and I'm 523 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,160 not like a snowboarder or skier or anything, but we just went to 524 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,000 the snow with my friends and that had just come out. 525 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,880 And the In the Club video had come out where he's being, like, 526 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,680 researched while he's doing pull ups. 527 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,800 Yeah. How did he survive this? 528 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,280 Like, that was just this whole thing was he got shot and his 529 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,040 jaw was messed up. Him and Kanye both had messed up 530 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,160 jaws. It was a very interesting time 531 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,960 for for rap. But I just remember that album 532 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,400 being like, wow, this is amazing. 533 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,320 And he would just start beefs with like whoever. 534 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,760 He was just one of those guys who never really felt like he 535 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,520 was going to be famous for a long time. 536 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,480 So he had to like strike while the iron was hot, but he just 537 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,520 kept staying famous. And then, you know, shout out to 538 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,120 Power, which I've watched the first season of and I to be 539 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,360 honest, I liked it. It's it's like hardcore 540 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,440 pornography. That's when you watch like 541 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,520 Power. It's crazy. 542 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,080 It was like reverse cowgirl scenes and stuff. 543 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,520 Like full, like full on reverse cowgirl scenes. 544 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,480 I'm like he's an outdoor. Yeah, whatever. 545 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,680 The intimacy coordinator discourse does not reach the 546 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,800 STARS network. Let me tell. 547 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,480 You Hey, is that is that the show where the Carmelo Anthony's 548 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,200 wife yes gets naked or? She's getting fucked constantly 549 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,840 in that and then and then there's like 2. 550 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,600 Yeah, La, La. And then of course, that then 551 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,320 NBA player starts saying she smells like Honey Nut Cheerios 552 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:06,480 and stuff to Carmelo Anthony. But yeah, it's it's that he's 553 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,720 had a hell of a career. I mean, and he's a Trump 554 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,880 supporter, right? Well, until Chelsea Handler 555 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,400 says, hey, you can't do that. And then he shuts his mouth. 556 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480 You can't have the characters you. 557 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,520 Can't have this fucking cobwebbed vagina anymore. 558 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah. I mean, this movie's kind of 559 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,720 it's different from the other films we talked about on the 560 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,200 last show and then that we have lined up for this show and that 561 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,600 it comes in kind of late. It's part of a different era of 562 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,520 hood movies where you had Eight Mile, I feel like was the true 563 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,600 kickoff for specifically like rapper biopics. 564 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:43,920 That one was considered a big success critically and also at 565 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,120 the box office. And it's kind of funny, Hans, 566 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,880 that you say like the the movie's so stupid, but then you 567 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,280 look at who directed it and who wrote it. 568 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,960 And you have Jim Sheridan, who's like an extremely accomplished 569 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,960 director who would never touch a movie like this. 570 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,960 And then also Terence Winter, who's like one of the defining 571 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,120 voices of The Sopranos Boardwalk Empire. 572 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,800 He wrote the script. You wouldn't get that really 573 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,840 from watching the movie. It is kind of a simpleton movie, 574 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,400 but I think this is the best example. 575 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:19,920 Maybe it's between this and Hustle and Flow of aughts Hood 576 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,320 rapper. Yeah. 577 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,600 Biopics and and movie making. Hustle and flow. 578 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,600 You have hustle and flow. Who coming out? 579 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,400 I don't know, at the same time or maybe around the same time? 580 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,880 Get rich or die trying was 2005. Hustle and flow. 581 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,840 I feel like that might have actually been the same or or a 582 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,440 year or two before. Terrence Howard. 583 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,120 And Terrence Howard, I mean, it's Terrence Howard in both, 584 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,280 which is kind of funny. But yeah, I just remember that 585 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,760 the thing like the buy up and then you have like, I know 586 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,760 they're not the same, but you have the success of the Ray 587 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,840 Charles walk the line. You know, I feel like there was 588 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,560 a everybody wanted to tell the like the, the, the ascension 589 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,080 story, you know? Jim Sheridan was doing fucking 590 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,960 Daniel Day Lewis movies before this, My Left Foot and In the 591 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,640 Name of the Father. Well, my left foot was quite a 592 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,640 bit before, so, you know, maybe he wasn't eating super good, you 593 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,160 know, up until then. Because if he was, this is a 594 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,360 weird. It's like $0.50. 595 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,480 It's like $0.50 catching like blackmail on you or something. 596 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,520 Like now you got to do my movie. Yeah. 597 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,840 He went from from doing a music video for Sinead O'Connor to do 598 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,840 and get rich or die try. Wow. 599 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,080 Yeah, a couple. I I remember there were a lot of 600 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,800 things. These are movies where I saw 601 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,960 them. The only movie I hadn't seen 602 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,800 before was Crooklyn for this for this thing. 603 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,800 Everything else I had seen before, but I kind of like 604 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,200 retcon certain actors is in the movie. 605 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,840 I thought the villain who is played by the guy plays out of 606 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,920 BC in ounces. Yeah, yeah. 607 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:51,480 I thought it was Akon when I was like is I mean let's be real, 608 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,760 they not hard to confuse those two guys. 609 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,480 I mean they both are like just jacked like African guys. 610 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,520 And Akon was probably too busy because he was was isn't he 611 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,480 bringing electricity to African villages? 612 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,440 I think he was already working on that probably. 613 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,880 Yeah, he's still working on it, I think. 614 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,560 Yeah. The only crypto city was it. 615 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:10,720 That's. So funny. 616 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,760 Yeah. I thought it was him because I 617 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,960 was like, damn. I was like, isn't this a movie 618 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,880 where like $0.50 and Akon like go at it like De Niro and Pacino 619 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:22,680 and he like. $0.50 was in one with De Niro and Pacino around 620 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,360 the same time. Was it righteous Kill? 621 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,960 No. Was he in that movie? 622 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:26,640 That's a. Bad movie. 623 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,120 Yeah, that's a bad movie. I remember that. 624 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,320 I remember that. But yeah, it was there. 625 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,840 There's that one. I love the the reliance on the 626 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,400 Rick James joke that just doesn't hit and it never lands. 627 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,200 But they have to keep going back to it and like breaking the 4th 628 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,960 wall with it. And it's like Rick James, kill 629 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,920 your mom. No, not really Rick James. 630 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,160 It's the guy that looks like Rick James and. 631 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,360 Then he he tapes the picture of Rick James to his mirror that he 632 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,800 forgets about until like 10 years later that he pulls it out 633 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,160 and he's like, I can't remember. I have this Rick James picture. 634 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,280 It's so funny. Yeah, he has the. 635 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:09,320 There's that There's the there's just like the yeah, the Terrence 636 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,960 Howard. There's his friends who were guy 637 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,520 these actor names I never get. But like the big, you know, the 638 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,160 big goofy football player looking guy that's in here, the 639 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,960 big goofy fat guy. I can't remember what his name 640 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,440 is. The black. 641 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,000 Friend Omar Omar Benson Miller. Omar Benson Miller, Yeah. 642 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,000 He he, these guys are like, not really like, yeah, I they're not 643 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,640 gang bangers really like you. You just, they're not believable 644 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,120 gang bangers in a sense. And, and it's just funny how 645 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,640 like $0.50 has to like take the gun. 646 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,960 He's like, I'm going to do this shit. 647 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,360 I'm the hardest one. And he goes out and just shoots 648 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,640 up like a bodega or something. And he's like, yeah, this really 649 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,000 happened. This is my story because you're 650 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,240 not allowed to lie about that stuff like you're. 651 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,600 Not you're not. Supposed to lie about like, 652 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,920 well, I mean, people do, but like something verifiable is 653 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,840 like new homicide in New York, like not that long ago. 654 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,120 Like people go, yeah, I know who actually did that stuff, you 655 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:58,880 know what I mean? It's just. 656 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,560 Got it. You don't think he got saved by 657 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,040 his grandmother saying his name and then that's why he's gonna 658 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,680 get shot in the head? He probably heard Viola Davis's 659 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,280 Poison when it happened because that's the beginning of many 660 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,440 men. That's basically many men, 661 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,360 right? The song like essentially, which 662 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,640 yeah, it's, it's funny, but he is good, $0.50 is really good. 663 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,280 I like his. I like how there's zero 664 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,520 apprehension from his girlfriend, by the way, when 665 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,080 they first meet up after a long time and it's clear that he's 666 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,560 just a drug runner. And she's kind of like not she's 667 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,040 like a nurse or I don't know what she is. 668 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,360 She's like something, something smart. 669 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,120 She's cuz she's hanging out with that gay black guy. 670 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,480 Theater. Theater Black. 671 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,280 Guy it might be. Immediately. 672 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,960 Yeah, Yeah. She's like, oh, sure, I'll go 673 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,960 out with you. Yeah, sure. 674 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,240 No, yeah. Yeah, he's like, hey, do you 675 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,840 want to go eat? And the guy's just standing next 676 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,560 to her there. It's just like, yeah, it just 677 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,720 disappears. Who cares? 678 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,960 The movie has the weirdest tone to it, where it's like there's 679 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,040 moments that they try to have Comic Relief, but it's not 680 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,960 nearly as funny as some of the other parts of it. 681 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,960 I don't know. I do agree, I think, I think the 682 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,240 the movie takes its turn into, Oh yeah, this is $0.50. 683 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,440 This is the fifth modern $0.50. A little too late and it feels 684 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,520 like it wraps it up too quick toward the very end. 685 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,520 It's. I don't know, it's crazy because 686 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,560 I do. I think the movie is still a 687 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,800 success, which is contrary to what the critics thought. 688 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,040 Is that like 16% on Rotten Tomatoes? 689 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,480 Yeah. That I, I don't know. 690 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,880 I think people were just like put off by the fact maybe it 691 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,600 came out too close to 8 Mile and that was like an Oscar contender 692 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,520 for some categories. I think that's racist because 693 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,760 black people don't use Rotten Tomatoes. 694 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,520 This is a bunch of white people. Yeah, yeah, on Rotten Tomatoes 695 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,440 and giving it 18% like. What's the what's the black 696 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,480 alternative? Is it? 697 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:49,360 Is it moldy grapes? Yes, yes. 698 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,200 Well, let's see if that domain name's available, but yeah, no. 699 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,560 Yeah. Because that's what I was 700 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,360 wondering. I was like, this is you can't do 701 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,400 that. I like if horror is baked in at 702 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,520 80% or whatever, modern horror movies are baked, Yeah, These 703 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,560 movies should at least get a solid 50 to 60, You know what I 704 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,600 mean? Because like I. 705 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,800 It's definitely not 16 like it's not no, it's not a terrible 706 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,480 movie. It's not 40 shot 47. 707 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,920 I mean, yeah, I I think it's closer to yeah to like A to like 708 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,720 a mid, a middle, whatever. It's, it's a fun movie to watch, 709 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,000 but it's not really, it's not going to stick with the oh, 710 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,280 there's nothing really memorable about it or anything that you're 711 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,640 going to think about afterwards. It's just kind of there. 712 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,160 Well, the music's incredible too. 713 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,440 I love the music. I like Window. 714 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,240 I love Window Shopper, how he records it later in the movie, 715 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,560 but it's playing when he gets his first car and it's like, 716 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,520 it's funny because it sounds like it's playing in the car. 717 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,720 And I was like, oh, did you already record that? 718 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,440 Like really professional, like definitely not in your apartment 719 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,200 with your friends, like song. And then it's like later, it's 720 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,920 like, no, I got it. I'm recording Window Shop. 721 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,920 It's like an hour later in the movie when he records it. 722 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,280 I love that. I like the fact that they 723 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,480 implemented the mouth mumble thing 'cause I never knew why he 724 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,920 mumbled. Yeah, and then I, I guess I 725 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,160 learned that it was because he was shot in the mouth at the 726 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,480 beginning. I mean, I like his. 727 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,840 I like his sex. Song that turned on his 728 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,840 childhood girlfriend that later becomes his. 729 00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:13,400 I like the two live crew. Kind of like sex Song that the 730 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,880 parents are listening to. Like the Beastie Boys parents 731 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:17,600 disapproving parents in the living. 732 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,440 When are we getting a Beastie Boys biopic that seems long 733 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,639 overdue? Michael Rapaport's complaining 734 00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:24,719 there's no work in Hollywood. Why don't you just make that? 735 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,239 Yeah, because, you know, if there's something that Hollywood 736 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,760 doesn't like to hire is. Yeah, no, they don't. 737 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,560 They don't like. To tell Jew. 738 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,480 No, they famously don't like to tell Jewish stories or hire 739 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,280 Jewish actors. And, and it'd be funny if they 740 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,760 hired not none, like no Jewish actors to play the Beastie Boys. 741 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,639 It was just like Josh O'Connor as. 742 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,880 No, we got to get, we got to get a Beastie Boys biopic the same 743 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,520 way they're doing that Beatles biopic, which is 4 movies over 744 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,760 six years. The Ad Rock one with Kathleen 745 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,679 Hannah would be incredible with him just getting whipped to. 746 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,640 The wait wait wait hold on, they're doing 4 Beatles movies. 747 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,680 Yes, four. It's the Beatle verse, dude. 748 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,760 You're not ready for the Beatle verse. 749 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,720 You have a movie podcast, you're doing 4 episodes on them I hope. 750 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,640 What? I just saw the image of the 751 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,000 actors they picked and I was like, okay, I didn't really. 752 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,760 I don't care. Are they gonna do an Avengers 753 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,800 like altogether one afterwards? You would have to assume it's 754 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,000 leading to that, yeah. Which is funny cuz my problem 755 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,400 with a lot of TV and stuff nowadays is nobody knows if they 756 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,360 have the show anymore, like after a season. 757 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,920 So like people just kind of, you could tell these things are 758 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,440 segmented and segmented and it's just, but I like the idea that 759 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,680 these Beatles movies are like, no, you're getting four of them. 760 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,560 They're all going to be great and everyone's going to want and 761 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,080 no one's going to laugh at this or think it's retarded or 762 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,520 something. And we're going to put out four 763 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,280 separate ones of these. Is it each of their store? 764 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,120 I mean, I, I don't know. How? 765 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,440 The problem is, I deeply care and I'm still not going to be. 766 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,320 I'm a huge Beatles fan, so I was just like. 767 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,800 Your Beatles episode actually got me on a total Beatles kick 768 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,400 because I was absolutely one of those people where I was just 769 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,320 like together, the vanilla ice cream of music. 770 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,160 And I glossed over them completely ignored them. 771 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,640 And then I went on a deep dive and specifically into George 772 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,040 Harrison. It was kind of funny timing. 773 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:05,800 He's. The best? 774 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,320 Around the same time, I begun to look into Handmade Films, his 775 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,800 production company, where he financed a bunch of these really 776 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,440 interesting, mostly English Life of Brian. 777 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,000 Yeah, I believe it started with Life of Brian, and then he did 778 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,800 long Good Friday, which is one of my personal favorites. 779 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,280 Bob Austin. 'S did he really? 780 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,720 Oh, my gosh. Yeah, Yeah. 781 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,720 No, he had he had taste and he and then he hated British taxes, 782 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,840 so he would just spend all day. I mean, you wrote the song The 783 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,680 Tax Man back in the 60s. But I mean, British taxes, it's 784 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,000 kind of like British free speech. 785 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,960 Like it's similar. Like, if you think you get taxed 786 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,800 a lot in America, like they're just, they pay to like the queen 787 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,840 to just be, to just here you go. You can have a bunch of money to 788 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,160 do whatever it is you guys do. And he would, he would just 789 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,600 write. Yeah, he would just write 790 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,480 letters to the like about how taxes are bullshit all day. 791 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,880 I really, really think George Harrison, he would, he would 792 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,400 love some certified hood classics. 793 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,880 If only he was alive today to fund. 794 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,960 I don't know. I don't know what people. 795 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,440 That's the problem. I don't know what people. 796 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,600 This is an extinct genre, by the way. 797 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,400 Like, it's this, it's the sad part. 798 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,440 Like, are they who's making these? 799 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,840 They're not putting them out in the theaters. 800 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,600 Yeah, that's a good point. I mean, what was the last big 801 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,240 one? The last one that I can think of 802 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:13,800 was Notorious and that was at the tail end of this like 50 803 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,760 Cent Eight Mile Hustle and flow era of movie making. 804 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,760 Was the run DMC1 after notorious? 805 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,760 Who the run DMC 1? I don't even. 806 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,840 Remember the run? Yeah. 807 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,160 Is there a Run DMC movie? I don't even know. 808 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,080 This Oh no there wasn't run DMC. It was What's the ice cube? 809 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,240 Oh, the NW straight out of Compton. 810 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:32,760 Yeah, that's. Right. 811 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,880 Yeah, those. Were really like big budget, 812 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,120 though, It's like like the I'm trying to think of like there's 813 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,360 just this genre and I I think to be originals kind of are like 814 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:45,520 what's what's coming of that, which I think I mean, hey, I I 815 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,440 just I'm glad it's better than a lot of I mean I'm sorry, it's 816 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,880 more entertaining than a lot of stuff people are making right 817 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,960 now that are that is much more high falutin and high art, you 818 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,520 know. It's, you know, they took like 819 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,400 the the FUBU ethos for us by us, right. 820 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,480 And the budget is always $2000 Max, which I have to appreciate, 821 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,320 you know. Curtis Snow did it for like $168 822 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,920 man, and that was all liquor store tabs. 823 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,440 Probably like a guy just like black bag liquor store. 824 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,400 My my favorite thing about those tubing movies is that you can 825 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,960 tell I don't have enough money to pay the actresses to get 826 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,120 naked. So whenever there's a a sex 827 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,080 scene, it's always with like 5 blankets on them and she's fully 828 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,880 clothed and it's shot in a way where you could only see like 829 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,320 half of her face. Like you see nothing, no hint of 830 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,920 body or anything, and it's just because you just got someone's 831 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,320 cousin to be in their movie and she's not going to get naked for 832 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,120 no money. They put a they put a link to 833 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,800 her only fans. So like if you want to see. 834 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,960 It you know, we we were watching some on YouTube and they would 835 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,880 have like actors come into the scene and then their Twitter at 836 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,440 would be right in the left hand corner. 837 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,360 That's a hood classic thing though. 838 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,040 Like that's like, I don't out here we have like dudes that 839 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,680 drive like kind of the term is is racist, but I don't know what 840 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,320 else to call them like rice rockets and stuff, you know, 841 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,400 like the little like lowered Honda Civics with the spoiler 842 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,120 and stuff. Like, and sometimes there's a 843 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,800 big, well, a lot of Mexican dudes that out here and they 844 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,960 have their Instagram just like all over the windows. 845 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,960 Like it's just everywhere. It'll be like at, you know, 846 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,720 cheese boy or something. I don't know. 847 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,240 It was just a blunt weird ass name. 848 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,040 Like it'll. Be why is Why is Rice rocket 849 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,040 racist? It's like Honda, like rice. 850 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,960 Oh. Yeah, this is a old school term. 851 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,560 I don't know. I that's a new one. 852 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. That, that, that we, you know, 853 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,160 I'm in the Bay Area, so there's, you know, there's a lot of them. 854 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,040 So yeah, got to have a name for something, right. 855 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,440 And. Surprised they can drive them, 856 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:43,160 am I right guys? No comment but the Anyways, the 857 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,160 the, the one of the other things I love is actually the death 858 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,040 scene with his mom is kind of insane in like get rich or die 859 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,400 trying. Like I cuz I don't know if 860 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,280 $0.50's mom actually died or something Cuz I, I listen to a 861 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,560 lot of his music, especially back then. 862 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,520 I don't remember hearing that, but let's just say did like did 863 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,200 they really like lighter on fire inside of the house and stuff 864 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,880 like crazy? That was just a weird. 865 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,800 This doesn't seem like that. Seems like something that should 866 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,520 have been in bones. You would think so, yeah. 867 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,600 Bones is also of that era and I, you know, this is one that Bones 868 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,520 slipped by me and I was very aware of Bones I when I, when I 869 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,600 threw it on last night, I had to do a good old fashioned 399 870 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,440 rental for me too. For for a lot of these movies I 871 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,120 had to, which is embarrassing. It's like who is what? 872 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,200 OK, besides you and me, who has paid 399 to rent bones in the 873 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,560 last six to seven years? Because anybody that likes the 874 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,880 movie is not paying 399 for it, I'll just tell you that. 875 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,600 Much. No, they're definitely not. 876 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,640 You know, Bones actually got a boutique distribution kind of 877 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,880 recently. I guess New Line sold it off to. 878 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,760 I don't think it was Vinegar Syndrome, but it was. 879 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,920 Was it maybe like Shout Factory or something? 880 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,200 Yeah. So there's an audience out there 881 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,440 who's wanting to watch Bones in 2025. 882 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,800 But this was the first time that I watched Bones 'cause I'm just 883 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,120 kind of naturally averse to Snoop Dogg. 884 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,840 Anytime I see Snoop Dogg, I'm thinking of, you know, just the 885 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,640 cheapest commercials on the planet and him Hawking some 886 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,600 horrible product or doing a cooking show with Martha 887 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,560 Stewart. Why don't you change your HP 888 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,160 inkjet printer cartridge, nephew? 889 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,560 You know, Once Upon a time, I think, you know, Snoop Dogg was 890 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,800 kind of an interesting guy, and I don't consider him remotely 891 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,320 that now. So when you pick Bones, I was 892 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,640 like, OK, wow. Bones is definitely one that's 893 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,400 been on the radar and it's. A great poster. 894 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,800 It's a great poster. Yeah, and it the director of the 895 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,640 movie, I, I, I mentioned it to you over DM, but Ernest 896 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,920 Dickerson is one of like the most revered directors of 897 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,920 photography and was Spike Lee's go to guy for a number of years. 898 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:49,280 And he directed this movie and I think he elevated it beyond what 899 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,960 the capacity for it should have been. 900 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:56,320 Otherwise, although I was not a fan of this Bones movie, I'll be 901 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,680 frank with you. It's terrible, Yeah. 902 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,680 And, and here's the problem is it's like you don't go into this 903 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,600 thinking, wow, this, this is going to be great. 904 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,520 What you're hoping for is it's like trashy and like tawdry and 905 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,840 bad, but it's so like sterile. That's my problem with it is 906 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,560 like get like really black magic, get like really weird, 907 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,960 like like way more rapey. Like there's a there. 908 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,400 There needed to be a good old fashioned rape scene in this and 909 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,040 there just wasn't. Like how is it rated R? 910 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,160 What's rated R about it other than, I guess the cursing? 911 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,640 Maybe, yeah, you see Pam Grier, like, is Pam Grier gonna get 912 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,040 naked? Maybe that's what makes it 913 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,400 naked. Nope, doesn't happen. 914 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,280 I love the I love that one part at the beginning because the the 915 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,920 premise of the movie, I I still don't quite know what's 916 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,520 happening. By the way, there's a bunch of 917 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,600 guys trying to buy like a old like haunted apartment project 918 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:48,240 building to throw events in, which again, seems like it could 919 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,160 happen. And there there's this tale of 920 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,120 Jimmy Bones, who is guys, you'll never guess it. 921 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,680 It's a pimp played by Snoop Dogg from back in the day. 922 00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:01,360 That's that's paranormal and twisted and but not at all like 923 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,880 he's they they don't make him a real villain. 924 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,240 That's the problem with the Snoop Dogg star vehicle movie. 925 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,720 It's like no, he should be like Freddy Krueger level insane. 926 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,800 I I just kept thinking that it is OK. 927 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,800 This feels like A Nightmare on Elm Street mixed with, I don't 928 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,560 know if you've seen Candyman. Yeah, there's a bit of Candyman 929 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,960 in there for sure. I was thinking Halloween 930 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,880 Resurrection. Cause the gimmick of that movie 931 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,600 was they're going to the Michael Myers house to host an online 932 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,200 reality show and they're going to broadcast the whole thing. 933 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,280 And you have like characters who are basically like the teenagers 934 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,400 in this movie running amuck and getting killed off 1 after 935 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,920 another. So I was like, OK, this came 936 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:41,040 first I believe. So they must have taken from 937 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,600 Bones. There's no other option. 938 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,560 I mean, also this was actually kind of a popular genre though 939 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,160 'cause I feel like House on Haunted Hill did a similar thing 940 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:53,920 and it was 13 Ghosts, which was another kind of a similar vibe 941 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,720 where hey I. Tried to watch, I tried to 942 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,160 rewatch that too. I was like wow, this is bad. 943 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,160 Oh, 13 times it does. Not hold up at all. 944 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,200 I liked. It I liked it a lot when it came 945 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,160 up, my wife and I were like, let's be a little nostalgia 946 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,680 mode. We're like, let's found 13 947 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,800 ghosts. Sorry, how cool this was. 948 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,920 I was for some reason, I thought it was the haunting with like 949 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,280 Owen Wilson and that wasn't that was a different. 950 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,960 Movie I. Think and I watched 13 Ghosts. 951 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,080 I was like, man, this is good. But yeah, you're right, though 952 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,400 it is in that vein. They tried to make this a 953 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,880 because Snoop Dogg does a superior movie around this time. 954 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,120 Maybe next time. I know you might be sick of 955 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,640 Snoop Dogg, but I love I love him and he's great in Baby Boy. 956 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,720 Oh yeah, he was. No, he was terrific in Baby Boy 957 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,440 and I'll even say in Starsky and Hush. 958 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,000 Huggy Bear, he's great, yeah, but the but the wash starring 959 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,480 him and Doctor Dre is great. That's a great movie. 960 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,880 And it's and they do a great marketing thing in that movie 961 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,280 where Eminem leaves his patented like Eminem voicemails as like a 962 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,720 crazy white guy that's going to shoot up the car car wash at 963 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,440 some point. He's like, yeah, you fucking 964 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,040 fag. Yeah, you know, like, you know, 965 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,200 and he's like calling it on the like he's doing like insane, 966 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,360 unhinged Eminem Marshall Mathers voicemails. 967 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,680 What a that's a much better vehicle for like that rap scene 968 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,120 that was happening at the time. And this bones. 969 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:09,880 I I wanted it to be like trashy and like gross and just like 970 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,560 Samuel Delaney level like insane. 971 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,680 But it just again, why is it rated R? 972 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,760 You might as well just make APG 13 movie if you're going to. 973 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,480 Do this. Yeah, it it has a it has like a 974 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,960 weird MTV movie stink to it that I couldn't wash off which. 975 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,280 By the way, get rich or die try and was an MTV movie and a hell 976 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:28,880 of a lot. Better. 977 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,960 Way better. Yeah. 978 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,040 And it doesn't feel like, I don't know, there's there's 979 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:37,480 something about movies from 2000, 2001, 2003 where I think 980 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,400 they all kind of have like a similar vibe where it's like 981 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,200 technology is coming, right? So, so technology is going to be 982 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,200 a big thing, but it's not there yet. 983 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,800 But we're still going to try to kind of use it, but it's clunky 984 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,760 and it doesn't work and it's kind of feels out of place. 985 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:59,120 So all of those movies always feel like they're from that 986 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,240 period of time. And for whatever reason, that 987 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:05,240 always feels like a, like a, an MTV movie to me. 988 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:09,000 Even the way that they're shots, the angles they use and, and the 989 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,200 way that they use camera movements. 990 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,280 I don't know why. It just reminds me of watching 991 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,400 like an MTV Video when which is that was groundbreaking. 992 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:21,680 You know, I feel like MTV hasn't put out a dud ever. 993 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,400 If you look at MTV movies, you have Joe's apartment, which is 994 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,120 already kind of wacky for the 90s. 995 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,200 I'm sure it's not as good as we remember, right? 996 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,160 Napoleon Dynamite. Classic. 997 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,000 The foot fist way I believe was an MTV. 998 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,440 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 999 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,120 For sure. Get rich or die trying. 1000 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,000 Crossroads Jackass Movies. Crossroads starring Britney 1001 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Spears. Wasn't there you go. 1002 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,720 Classic Crossroads. Love that movie. 1003 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,280 Yeah, that might be the dud I think, but the. 1004 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,200 Certified Hood Classic, yeah. Well, Freddy got fingered at an 1005 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,920 MTV movie. It might have been. 1006 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,960 It might have been, I think it was Universal. 1007 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,520 I feel like a like a maybe it was, I don't know. 1008 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,960 Disney owns it now. It had to be Fox. 1009 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,240 Fox Yes. Bone bones. 1010 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:08,720 Oh, I can't wait for them to get Freddie into Space Jam 3. 1011 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,920 That would be fun, yeah. Bones. 1012 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,600 Bones got 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. 1013 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,160 That's crazy they it got a higher rating than get rich or 1014 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,800 ditron. Yeah, it's insane that. 1015 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,240 Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm like, I don't. 1016 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:24,040 I think we need to look into the white nationalist movement 1017 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,320 happening at Red Rotten Tomatoes. 1018 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,240 Right now. I think I don't feel safe going 1019 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:31,280 on the site personally. I wonder if it's a lot of just 1020 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:35,000 oh, you're glamorizing violence or whatever the fuck. 1021 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,360 But you're not allowed to tell black person not to do that 1022 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,720 though. That's the. 1023 00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:40,720 Thing true I'll. Compliment. 1024 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,880 I'll compliment Bones on two things. 1025 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,320 The first is getting Pam Grier for this movie. 1026 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,680 She's still looking good. It's right after Jackie Brown. 1027 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,160 She's probably like almost 60 here. 1028 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,640 I love how she's supposed to be this like weird seance like 1029 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,440 homeless looking woman. Yeah, yeah. 1030 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,960 And I think the guy says as much as like, damn, she's fine. 1031 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,640 Like they say guys like this crazy bitch, like warning me 1032 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,720 about the building. I love that. 1033 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,080 And then what's the other thing? Yeah, the the other thing is 1034 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,880 these awful effects in the film, like there's clearly like a 1035 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,080 smoke overlay with a person's face in it that could have been 1036 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,440 downloaded off of YouTube today and then implemented and look 1037 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,160 better. And then also when the the dog 1038 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,240 turns to whoever and it has a human's face and it talks. 1039 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,800 I was like this movie is retarded, this is great. 1040 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,000 What Snoop Dogg, you have to do that in a Snoop Dogg movie. 1041 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000 Snoop Dogg, he turned into a Doberman in the in his most 1042 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,760 famous what's my name music video, which was actually better 1043 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,600 use of special effects than bones. 1044 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:39,400 It was about 10 years prior and I me and I'm actually a big 1045 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,200 Snoop Dogg, the music musician fan from you know, look, he 1046 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,360 hasn't I I don't know what he I think he makes like weird like 1047 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,960 youth football rap now like because he's like 57. 1048 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:53,320 I have no idea how old he is, but he I used to, I'm like big 1049 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,040 West Coast rap guy. There will be another rapper 1050 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,920 that I praise before this is all done. 1051 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,240 But he he, I do think he works in a lot of stuff. 1052 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,360 I was like, man, this is such a bad use of him though, because 1053 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,680 he's he's not funny at all. Like it's just, it's not funny. 1054 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:14,280 The the 70s, like the 70s look that they give Pam Grier is 1055 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,040 funny because you obviously have a template already to work with 1056 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,760 to be like, Oh yeah, Pam Grier from the 70s. 1057 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,640 You could just literally dress her up like that. 1058 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,400 They're like, no, let's make it like look like we went to Spirit 1059 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,720 the Halloween store and put like a a weird Afro on her and, and 1060 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,120 stuff. It's out of control, man. 1061 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,280 I don't know what the budget was, but surely they had enough 1062 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,040 costume money for something like that. 1063 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:39,680 Yeah, I think with Bones you can just point to the script being 1064 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,920 the real problem here, because you do have somebody who's 1065 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,720 talented behind the camera and you've got Pam Grier. 1066 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,520 That should have been enough. And you have Snoop Dogg, who was 1067 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,880 being charismatic during that time period. 1068 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,240 It should have been enough to sell the movie, but I don't know 1069 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:55,600 something. It just didn't work. 1070 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,800 Yeah, the Movie. The movie cost 16,000,000. 1071 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:03,040 Wow, that's a lot of money back. Then yeah, especially 2001, 1072 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,080 that's a lot. Of made half of that, but how 1073 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,880 many, OK, how many on the bootleg market did it make? 1074 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,080 Yeah. The guy filming the camera in 1075 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,040 the theater, that's they probably that's the you made a 1076 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,240 kill. That's the problem when you make 1077 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,360 a hood classic 'cause. You do not get, you do. 1078 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,640 Not get any revenue from that. So that's that's kind of rough. 1079 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,080 Redbox put like DVDs right on the street. 1080 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,800 Redbox kind of monetized that market a little bit. 1081 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,160 It kind of probably took that out. 1082 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,320 I don't know. I don't. 1083 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,040 I don't see those being sold anymore. 1084 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,200 What do they have now that Redbox is dead? 1085 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,360 Is that right? Is red box dead? 1086 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,520 Yeah, they went out, they went bankrupt. 1087 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:42,280 And the the red box that's right by my mom's place that I would 1088 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,480 typically frequent. Yeah, completely. 1089 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,640 They left it there, but it's it's done. 1090 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,080 It's done though. How's it been, Bulger? 1091 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,360 Has it been, like, open? Yeah. 1092 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,560 Somebody tried to rob it? No. 1093 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,200 Yeah, I wish it was full of movies. 1094 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,160 I'd also like to to point out that this is a poor use of 1095 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,840 Clifton Powell as well. Clifton Powell is a good actor 1096 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,440 and he's in like a lot of these type of movies, but he's usually 1097 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,440 pretty good. Typically like a police chief 1098 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,880 guy or a pimp, you know what I mean? 1099 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,240 He could do either one, but they just make him into a square like 1100 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:13,000 Chappelle, black white guy type thing. 1101 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,320 And and he I don't, I guess he's like feeling evil. 1102 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,160 I know for a while there's like somewhat of A twist. 1103 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,480 I still don't quite get what it was, but he was just like, I 1104 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,680 don't like being in the hood anymore. 1105 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,880 And they're like fucking evil. This guy's fucking evil. 1106 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,200 He's raising a family and stuff. But he I guess he was the one 1107 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,720 that got rid of Jimmy Bones, who apparently was a good guy. 1108 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,920 Apparently he's a good guy. I don't know. 1109 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,360 I don't think well. Pimps are upstanding members of 1110 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,240 society, we all know that. It is true. 1111 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:39,600 I mean, yeah, it is true. The real pimp is capitalism. 1112 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,600 And you know, that's. Yeah, exactly. 1113 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,440 What's happening to see fucking ginger snaps pop up in here 1114 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,400 though That was that was cool. What's her name? 1115 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,960 Catherine. Isabel How? 1116 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,880 Was. That the Y girl yeah, you know, 1117 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,520 familiar with she's from Ginger series she's. 1118 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,680 I don't, I don't know anything about her. 1119 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,600 Ginger Snaps is a series of Canadian vampire movies about 1120 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,800 this girl that becomes a vampire and then her. 1121 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,680 Still a werewolf movie God. Sy Sy would love that, then he 1122 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:08,840 loves. Oh, are there werewolves? 1123 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,520 No, they're. Or is it werewolves? 1124 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,800 I'm like 90% sure it's werewolves, those movies. 1125 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,240 You are correct, it is well that. 1126 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,320 Good. Yeah, it is. 1127 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,560 Well, no, they're bad, they're bad movies, but but they're in 1128 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,400 like the horror sphere. I guess they're revered 'cause 1129 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,280 it's like monster movie about with starring girls in like 1130 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,720 their early 2000s. But they're not good. 1131 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,800 I just like, I just know her from that 'cause when I was 1132 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,960 leaving in Canada, they would play them late, those movies and 1133 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,080 they're, you know, horror movies from the 2000s, everything that 1134 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,240 you would expect that. But then they're also with the 1135 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,600 blandness of Canadian cinema, where you can't really push 1136 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,200 boundaries that much. So a Canadian guy watching the 1137 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,600 1st 15 minutes of Bones, I have to have her. 1138 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,360 Yeah, have her in my movie. Yeah, yeah. 1139 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,520 You know, this is the girl. And so, yeah, next one, 1140 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,400 technically, I don't know which order to go into. 1141 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,000 You'd have to go by month here because I think they're both 1142 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,800 1994. Oh really? 1143 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:04,240 Wow. I. 1144 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,360 Think so. I mean above the rim I think is 1145 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,000 1994. But I'll do Crooklyn first. 1146 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,200 Hadn't seen this. I am a Spike Lee apologist to an 1147 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,680 extent, though I've realized how much I haven't seen any of his, 1148 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,360 any of his Japanese stuff. Like any of his. 1149 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:20,320 I know he's making a new one. He's making a new Japanese 1150 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,000 movie. Yeah, what? 1151 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:25,400 He's doing a remake of High, High and Low with Denzel 1152 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,480 Washington as a music executive in New York City or something 1153 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,440 like that. Yeah, I, yeah, I don't know. 1154 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,240 I don't really have a lot of interest in it though. 1155 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,800 I'm sure you guys will do an episode on it so. 1156 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,720 Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to be going. 1157 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,360 I can't believe Denzel went back. 1158 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,680 I mean, I can't believe it, but I just, I can't believe that 1159 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,920 that he would go back and work with Spike after how many 1160 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,800 horrible movies Spike has put out in the last 15 years. 1161 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,200 I think there's a reason why he's avoided him, but he didn't 1162 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,360 have. Denzel because he didn't have 1163 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,560 Denzel. It could be that. 1164 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,040 It could literally be as simple as that. 1165 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,120 Well, if Denzel cared that much, he wouldn't do Gladiator 2 1166 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,160 right. Yeah. 1167 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,640 Is Denzel acting a little bit like I feel like he's hurting 1168 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,080 for money a little bit. I don't know. 1169 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,400 When we start seeing Denzel act with Travolta, then we'll know 1170 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,720 for certain. Bones 2 starring. 1171 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:11,960 Travolta. The bone is different. 1172 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,760 The bone is something he sucks on. 1173 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,080 Snoop Dogg won't do that 'cause he's making Candy Crush 1174 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,920 commercials and it didn't work with the schedule. 1175 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,200 But the Anyways, the Yeah, Crooklyn is good. 1176 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:26,280 I think it's kind of like a Woody Allen movie. 1177 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,000 Like like a black Woody Allen movie is kind of how I or like a 1178 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,360 like a Ron Howard like Woody Allen Y kind. 1179 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,120 Of that's that's actually, I think that's a great way to put 1180 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,240 it. You're you're you're on to 1181 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,160 something there that I hadn't observed but I think in 1182 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:43,560 retrospect is so obvious. Yeah, Spike Lee's kind of doing. 1183 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,920 He's not doing a direct biopic, but it's based on the life of 1184 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,640 him and his siblings living and growing up in Brooklyn with his 1185 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,040 family. Because I believe his father was 1186 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,440 a musician. And, you know, there's, there's 1187 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,680 a whole back story there. And it's. 1188 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,600 Tall kid, right? The tall kid with glasses is his 1189 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,320 insert character. Probably the one who likes the 1190 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,160 Knicks. There you go. 1191 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:05,960 That's going to be the one. Because that's why I was like, 1192 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,080 yeah, which I that kid did nothing wrong. 1193 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,600 By the way, the fucking Knicks are in the finals. 1194 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,360 They've won one, by the way. They've won one. 1195 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,080 And it was that one. So we never saw it again. 1196 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,640 And and guess what? We had Spike Lee fucking sitting 1197 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,280 courtside watching losses for the rest of his life as a Knicks 1198 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,440 fan. But yeah, that, that was a it's 1199 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,800 a good movie. I I thought, I think it's 1200 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,200 interesting. I don't, I don't know that it's 1201 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,400 a hood classic though. I think it's like, I think it 1202 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,040 might be a tier like I think this is like something that 1203 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,920 could be like brought in like colleges and stuff, you know 1204 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,040 what I mean? And it's a little more hood. 1205 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,240 I think there's not enough hood, I mean. 1206 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,640 We kind of it's the hood element, it's spike, but it 1207 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,680 paint. But it it kind of looses the 1208 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,560 hood for me when they go to what is it Michigan. 1209 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,240 Well I love that part though with the old stuffy old lady 1210 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,760 dollhouse that. They yes, where you have the the 1211 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:55,080 lead character going to live with her aunt and uncle, who are 1212 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,720 pretty well to do yeah and then they accidentally suffocate her 1213 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:02,600 beloved dog where she's. Where she's reminded constantly 1214 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,200 that she has no titties yet as occasion about 3 or 4 different 1215 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,040 times. That girl ain't nothing under 1216 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,800 that shirt. Troy Right is the name of the. 1217 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,240 Girl Troy, yeah, which is, I think in my opinion, in my rap 1218 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,320 nerd brain, I think it's a reference to They Reminisce Over 1219 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,360 You, the Pete Rock and CL smooth song that was playing all 1220 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:26,000 through NBA Street all the time. But I would I because why else 1221 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,280 would a girl be named Troy? It's weird, but yeah, there was 1222 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,760 it's good though. It's good cast. 1223 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:37,160 Alfrey Woodard, Delroy Lindo, David Patrick Kelly as the gay, 1224 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,080 weird gay musical composer neighbor. 1225 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,520 I think that's is. That Warriors guy. 1226 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,200 Yeah, and Twin Peaks and Twin Peaks. 1227 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,240 Jerry Horn from Twin Peaks. But yes, he was. 1228 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,000 He's he's in that movie at his and he's the he. 1229 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,920 I do like that there's a movie that the smelliest guy in the 1230 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,480 neighborhood is the one white guy. 1231 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:58,640 Yeah, it's gross. Yeah, that's how. 1232 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:02,560 Yeah, his house stinks. And his house, his house is 1233 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,760 smelling up the neighborhood. And he's a gay musical composer. 1234 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,840 There's another glasses like wet bubbles from trailer. 1235 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,080 Park Boys, Yeah. Yeah, right. 1236 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:10,840 Right. That's true. 1237 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,240 Yeah, He has that, and that's a classic. 1238 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,360 The hood movie trope is like the the either you have the Fred 1239 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,240 Willard, like will you turn it down in there and they throw him 1240 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,800 in like a dumpster. They have that kind of thing. 1241 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,760 Or they have the like, really quirky white guy with like, look 1242 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,560 at my lizards, man. Yeah. 1243 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,720 Like, weirdly, the weird creep. Horny, Yeah. 1244 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,800 Yeah, and it's like his parents are like, it's like incestual 1245 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,560 like and stuff, which I think is funny. 1246 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,360 I, I don't know, like it's people are too tense nowadays, 1247 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,240 like racially. It's a stereotype that's not 1248 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,480 easy. Yeah, it's funny. 1249 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,120 You're allowed to do that. Like it's I, I want, I want the 1250 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,800 world to be like this again, where you can paint me as this, 1251 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,160 I can paint you as that. And guess what? 1252 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,280 Everyone goes home and it's fine. 1253 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,040 Yeah, let's have fun with our side characters. 1254 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:59,960 There's, they don't have to all be, you know, basic and PCs and 1255 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,360 you can make them interesting and that adds a lot to your 1256 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,640 movie, even if they're on screen for a minute or two. 1257 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,880 Yeah, it's like RuPaul who plays Bodega Woman. 1258 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,120 Does that happen Laura's when you go to the bodegas? 1259 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,600 We see RuPaul all the time. Dancing with a small Puerto 1260 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,960 Rican man, Yeah. It's more common than you think. 1261 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,640 Yeah, because that's, I mean, that was basically drag queen 1262 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,600 story hour. What was happening in the daily, 1263 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,560 The Daily Wire? Matt Walsh might come in, dude, 1264 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,160 and just just tear that whole place up. 1265 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,560 Like if you send him that clip, he'd be like, look what they're 1266 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,040 doing in New York. In 94, yeah. 1267 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:36,600 Look what? Look what's happening from the 1268 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,960 five. To the 6:00 we'd be in the 1269 00:58:38,960 --> 00:59:04,160 making paid job. Yeah. 1270 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,200 So, yeah, it's, it's kind of it's kind of interesting because 1271 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,440 I, I thought the like in Crooklyn, the the, the framing 1272 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,040 of the movie or the concept of the movie basically is you have 1273 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,560 this fan, this family who I'll, I'll say they got a nicer 1274 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,800 apartment than me, even though they and they run the building, 1275 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,680 I think like they run. They run before Sorry, I I just 1276 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,120 want to bring something up that I wanted to mention on the 50 1277 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:33,160 Cent movie 1 When I was in Canada, I, I had a roommate and 1278 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,720 we were going to move out of the apartment and he was like, oh, 1279 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,480 we found a house. I, I got another friend. 1280 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,520 We found a house. Your bedroom, it's in the 1281 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,880 basement, but it's the biggest bedroom of the whatever. 1282 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,320 And I was like, fine, I don't have to go see it. 1283 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,440 I was dating this girl all the time. 1284 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,840 So I was like, I'm going to go to her house. 1285 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,800 I trust you, right? Huge mistake. 1286 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:57,200 I'm 62 and when I got to that basement, I couldn't stand up in 1287 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,280 that basement because it was too low. 1288 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:06,400 And my bedroom had I can only describe the Gray color walls as 1289 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,120 like prison. Right. 1290 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:13,240 So when $0.50 complained about his room that they gave him, I 1291 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,000 was like, that fucking basement room is better than one I had. 1292 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,400 He's like, that's not so bad. It's like Brooklyn apartment. 1293 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,920 You're next to the laundry. Yeah. 1294 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,280 Brooklyn apartment. Even without electricity I've 1295 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,400 like. I've been in way worse 1296 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,320 apartments than that. Like, oh, yeah, no, they got it 1297 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,920 made. They're they're all set for a 1298 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,880 family in Brooklyn, especially during that period. 1299 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,720 Also, by the way, my apologies here for some reason, I don't 1300 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,440 know why that's never happened before that my audio just cut 1301 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:38,040 out only for stream yards. There's like a curse on these 1302 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,200 hood classic films. The platform has this platform 1303 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,280 has taken kind of a shit in the last two months. 1304 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,960 I don't know what it is, but it's been having, I don't know, 1305 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,000 it's like weird. If you remember when we recorded 1306 01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:54,280 volume 1 for for movies, the audio, the only time it's ever 1307 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,320 happened in the history of us doing like 5-6 seven years of 1308 01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:01,760 podcasting, the audio got mangled and was just jarbled and 1309 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:05,320 was I, I had to like get into like the cloud and figure out 1310 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,600 okay, what can I recover here? And then I was able to put out 1311 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:11,160 like almost all of it minus like 12 minutes where we talked about 1312 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,800 some movie that. That's where Han said the N word 1313 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,840 like 3 times. So luckily, luckily it was I 1314 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,840 think stream yard or or zoom or whatever. 1315 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,560 You guys wait, you guys. You guys use Zoom though. 1316 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,040 Yeah, we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1317 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,760 Yeah, so all the N words, all the N words go out and editing. 1318 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,960 So yeah. Because I remember thinking 1319 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,880 like, should I be associated with that one? 1320 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,520 Now we don't have to worry about it, but. 1321 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,200 That's why Loras is the one that makes money here, not me. 1322 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,840 Because he, you know, he does all the work editing all those N 1323 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,320 words out. Yeah, you're like, you're like 1324 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,120 Sam Hyde's like the smoke detector guy. 1325 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:48,280 Yeah, but he but I love the I love the the opening or cannot 1326 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:50,280 the opening seem like the opening sequence of just the 1327 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,840 camera following them up and down the steps and the kids 1328 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,320 being little shitheads. And the, the dynamic between the 1329 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,200 parents is really nice too. Just the the dad who just brings 1330 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,560 home ice cream, but like nothing else, but is way cooler and the 1331 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,400 kid. And it's extra frustrating for 1332 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,800 the mom because the moms like I actually like make sure this 1333 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:10,760 house actually survives And and I I think they do a really good 1334 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,200 job. I always forget just how good 1335 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,680 Spike Lee is because I think in my opinion, the greatest one of 1336 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,160 the greatest sports movies of all time is is he got game. 1337 01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,880 I think that's the only like a like a perfect film for I was. 1338 01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,800 Like this close to picking it until I mean. 1339 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,160 I've already covered, we've covered it. 1340 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,600 We I've covered it on the back wall with filthy Armenian. 1341 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:27,800 Alright? I mean, I could talk about it a 1342 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,680 million times, but like I love there's like people hate on that 1343 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,400 movie, like they they think it's they don't like the they don't 1344 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,440 like the like Sprite commercial look of it. 1345 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,480 But it's like you guys realize that Sprite commercial started 1346 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,440 looking like this after he got gained by. 1347 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,760 The way yeah, Spike Lee innovative that stuff with his 1348 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,480 advertisements for Nike and all these other commercials that he 1349 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,680 was he he did that that was he's. 1350 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,080 The man he was the man. I know he's like, you know, 1351 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:54,240 cringe now, but I I think like, I like the Malcolm X movie. 1352 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:59,440 I like, I like what what's he has another another really good 1353 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:00,560 one. I mean, I like I said, I was 1354 01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,200 telling Hans do the right thing is like, I think overrated to 1355 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,920 me. But it's I don't know, I guess 1356 01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:07,520 it's a classic or something, but I like this. 1357 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,440 This is right up there though. I thought Crooklyn was right up 1358 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,440 there. It's really sad. 1359 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,880 I mean, it's really sad. I was like, wow, I wasn't ready 1360 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:17,120 for that. Like, that was scary, you know, 1361 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,760 because Alfre Woodard, who I remembered when I was a kid, was 1362 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,600 on Desperate Housewives. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's 1363 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,360 right. She was one of the she was the 1364 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:28,320 token black desperate housewife. She was like an investigator, 1365 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:29,880 wasn't she like, like kind of an investigator? 1366 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,200 Like she was like, something's happening. 1367 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,800 These white people are these white women are going crazy. 1368 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,400 What wasn't I've I never watched Desperate Housewives but I 1369 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,480 remember some friend of mine did. 1370 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,600 He was obsessed with Desperate Housewives and there was some 1371 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,480 plot where somebody was being kept in a basement or something. 1372 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,080 Oh, yeah, no, it was wild. It was. 1373 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:48,600 They tried to make it like a soap opera, like a prestige soap 1374 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,520 opera. So it had a lot of like absurd 1375 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,120 things happening in it, but it was just like a bunch of Milfs. 1376 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,200 So it was like, you're I'm 13, like I'm just like, this is 1377 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,880 awesome. Like we can watch this on TV. 1378 01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,320 And it was and it was that. And then lost was on on 1379 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,920 Wednesdays and it was like, wow, ABC like ran everything for a 1380 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,200 while. And then the Bachelor was just 1381 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,600 getting started. So it was just kind of, it was 1382 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,560 kind of a, a crazy time. And yeah, ABC was the place to 1383 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:10,600 be it. Was unreal. 1384 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,320 So you. Yeah, it was, Yeah. 1385 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:14,720 I think a few more things about Crooklyn. 1386 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,680 Yeah. I love, I love the because you 1387 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,120 don't know where it's going for a while. 1388 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,600 You're like, what's going to happen? 1389 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,080 Like somebody's going to get shot. 1390 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,280 Like something's going to have to happen for the, because it 1391 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,360 sounds kind of nice. Like everybody sings Doo wop on 1392 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,840 the on the stoop and gets water poured on them. 1393 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,520 And it's kind of these Looney Tunes gags they do on each 1394 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,240 other. I'm like, but what happens? 1395 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,080 And it's definitely not what I thought. 1396 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,200 And after a while, you don't realize that the main character 1397 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,360 is the girl. I think it's actually a good 1398 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,080 trick Spike Lee does because you're like, wait, who does this 1399 01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,960 center around? And then it's the girl you're 1400 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,840 like, whoa, played by. Zelda Harris Yeah. 1401 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,800 There's kind of a disorganized nature to it where you're just 1402 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,400 focusing on the family and you're jumping into these 1403 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,560 vignettes of moments from childhood and everything else 1404 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,560 that happens to be going on in that household. 1405 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,640 And it feels like a collection of memories that were put 1406 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:03,360 together into, like, a very moderately narrative film. 1407 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,280 And then, yeah, we do wind up taking a turn about midway 1408 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,640 through where it's like, OK, this is actually going to be our 1409 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,640 lead character as we close out the movie. 1410 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,200 And here's how the family changes by the end of it. 1411 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:17,160 Or comes together while losing its central figurehead. 1412 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,920 Yeah. And it's, yeah, it's wild. 1413 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,360 And like I said, there's that kid who wants to watch. 1414 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,040 All he wants to do is watch his Knicks and Spike Lee there. 1415 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:28,280 He had a famous feud with Reggie Miller in the 90s during when 1416 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,200 the Knicks were on their run. He was Reggie Miller did the 1417 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,080 classic choke thing to him. So that's a fun, that's a fun 1418 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,160 night a lot of people don't like, you know, if you don't 1419 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,720 know like know anything about basketball or like just New York 1420 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,400 pop culture in the 90s, that that probably goes over your 1421 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,840 head and you're like, oh, he's just a Knicks fan. 1422 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,960 But that that and he's kind of a nerdy looking kid with glasses. 1423 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,200 And I like, I, I thought all the child actors were really good. 1424 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:54,000 Like like like really good. I was like, wow, this is like, I 1425 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,640 don't know these kids from any other movies. 1426 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,760 And like I said, I I've watched a lot of certified hood 1427 01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:58,840 classics. You think I would? 1428 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,760 Yeah, he blamed Spike Lee for a lot of those losses, right. 1429 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,720 He was like, it's you. It was you that taunted. 1430 01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,840 I mean, like, he was. He was, yeah. 1431 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:10,120 I mean, I, hey, I mean, there's a great ESPN 30 for 30 about the 1432 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:11,240 whole thing. It was pretty cool. 1433 01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:15,120 I was the Nixon Pacers series back when like basketball was 1434 01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,800 actually cool like it was. Now it's just like, I mean, 1435 01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:21,360 Speaking of, I mean, is there anything else on Crooklyn? 1436 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,320 I feel like I'm missing something. 1437 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,880 Is there anything? Oh yeah, I want. 1438 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:27,760 I have one complaint that really took me out of the movie and and 1439 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,000 bothered me because I was like am I drugged right now or did 1440 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,800 the aspect ratio change for no reason and everything became 1441 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,440 stretchy when they moved? What? 1442 01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,960 Yeah, no, mine did that too. I was like is this, is that a, 1443 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,600 is this a Spike Lee thing or is this just the copy I have? 1444 01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,400 Or like is this just the Amazon Prime? 1445 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,960 Rental when she moves to the the secondary family home, the 1446 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,840 roaming. The roaming Polanski like 1447 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,680 fisheye lens. Thing here's what happened and I 1448 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,000 don't know why nobody has corrected it. 1449 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,920 It has since been corrected for the Blu-ray release that was 1450 01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:02,120 recently put out by Kino Lorber. But when they did the VHS for 1451 01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:06,520 the first time, that's, you know, you would do a pan and 1452 01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,200 scan type thing and then the aspect ratio would sometimes get 1453 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:12,560 fucked. That's what happens then. 1454 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,800 And I think what happened for the subsequent like streaming 1455 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:19,040 releases was, was OK, well, we've got the, the print of the 1456 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,520 movie that we use for the VHS. Let's just pull that and then 1457 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,280 we'll throw that up on streaming. 1458 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:26,760 So that's what they did. And then I guess that's what you 1459 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,640 guys wound up watching here because I know exactly what 1460 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,240 you're talking about. It happened on my Crooklyn 1461 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:35,000 videotape and that's the only thing that would maybe makes 1462 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,640 sense of doing that. That was weird, yeah. 1463 01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,680 Because I was thinking like I, I like exited out of my rental on 1464 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:44,120 like my PlayStation and I was like, let me just let me just 1465 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,960 like click back on it. Something might have happened, 1466 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:49,160 you know, And then I was. Like, is this a choice to divide 1467 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,800 both worlds? Is that Spike Lee you did here? 1468 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,520 That's an odd choice. I was I was thinking I'd do like 1469 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,960 a rap music video of like your mom yelling at you in your. 1470 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,560 Bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1471 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,920 And. You're like, you're like fucked 1472 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,680 up waking up in the morning, kind of like. 1473 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:03,000 But then it's, but then it stays. 1474 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,360 It's not like a couple of minutes. 1475 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,680 Then it's just like the rest of it. 1476 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,360 And it's just like, oh, wait, that's not. 1477 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,080 I don't think that was a purpose, Yeah. 1478 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,480 Definitely, Yeah, it was. Yeah. 1479 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,560 No good movie. I liked it. 1480 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,440 I liked it. I well, I guess you had asked me 1481 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,319 what makes it not a A. Certified. 1482 01:08:16,319 --> 01:08:17,520 I did. I didn't want to ask again in 1483 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,359 case you. Explained what I did, but it's 1484 01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:21,319 just I just I think it's too good. 1485 01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:24,200 I don't know, like it's just it's too much of a good regular 1486 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,760 movie. Like, I don't, I don't think 1487 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,840 it's audience is really I I'm sure a lot of black people 1488 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,640 watched it back then, but like, I don't think that that was like 1489 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,960 a institutional black family movie that like was in every 1490 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,760 black person's house. You know what I mean? 1491 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:40,880 That like white people go, what the fuck is this? 1492 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:44,279 You know, like, like it's, it's, it's just too much like 1493 01:08:44,279 --> 01:08:47,600 universal, like, like, you know, appeal, I think. 1494 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,399 Yeah, No, that's it. That's actually a very good 1495 01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:51,439 point. I think Spike Lee is kind of a 1496 01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:55,080 bridge between those two types of viewers there. 1497 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,399 And you would not find this movie exclusively in that black 1498 01:08:58,399 --> 01:09:00,399 household. So no, that that's actually a 1499 01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:02,920 very good point. Yeah. 1500 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:07,040 It, it kind of feels like a like an episode of Everybody Hates 1501 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:10,439 Chris without the comedy, without like the obvious jokes 1502 01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:14,000 that that show would make where it's, it's just, it feels very 1503 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:19,800 family friendly somehow. Like, like it feels like a movie 1504 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:22,600 that anyone could watch and it's safe for anyone, you know? 1505 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,560 So I think that's why it wouldn't qualify. 1506 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,200 Yeah. It's missing Terry Crews. 1507 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,120 It's missing Terry Crews is what. 1508 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,359 It's yeah, yeah, it's missing, like you said, it's missing the 1509 01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:34,359 threat of rape some or something, you know, something 1510 01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,399 horrible. Well, because I was like, all 1511 01:09:36,399 --> 01:09:38,319 right, somebody's going to get shot, somebody's going to get 1512 01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:40,399 stabbed. I was thinking like Delroy Lindo 1513 01:09:40,399 --> 01:09:42,800 was going to get in, like get arrested, you know, something 1514 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,319 that was going to really put the family in a in a bad spot. 1515 01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:49,640 Wish To be fair, something does happen, but it's just much more 1516 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,240 in the realm of like any family's possibility, I guess, 1517 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,600 where, you know, I was just. But again, I think it works 1518 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,080 really well. I like the scene at the end. 1519 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,040 It's sad. I teared up a little bit with 1520 01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,680 Alfred Woodard on the porch step, You know, I mean, I was 1521 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,880 like, I like that. It's an interesting ending, 1522 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,720 though. It's kind of like, not exactly. 1523 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,240 It's like a a bit too artsy, the ending I think like compared to 1524 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:11,080 what you'd see in a lot of these other films. 1525 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,200 Where like you kind of. Yeah, you kind of have to have 1526 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,480 like $0.50 like and get rich or die trying where $0.50 like I'm 1527 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:18,600 not going to kill you. My friend's going to kill you. 1528 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,560 And then yeah. And then Adam, Adam BC slash the 1529 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,040 guy from the mummy, he gets shot and like, like that is a lot of 1530 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,640 the ways how this movie, these movies have to end typically 1531 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,440 like, you know, the just, it just feels like that's they have 1532 01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,120 to be triumphant. They're kind of like action 1533 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:35,560 films in a way. Like, like. 1534 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,680 Yeah, removing the the bulletproof vest because I'm not 1535 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:39,600 afraid anymore. Fuck. 1536 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:43,240 That dude caught me in the face anyways that was the worst part 1537 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,400 was they caught me in the jaw so it doesn't even work. 1538 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,240 I'm going to take my shirt off so you see all the holes that I 1539 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,280 have in my torso. Hell. 1540 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:55,240 Yeah, well, I have to go to, in my opinion, V certified good 1541 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,120 classic, apparently. Apparently I'm alone here, but 1542 01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:04,160 the the film above the rim, the basketball movie where everybody 1543 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:07,400 in this neighborhood can dunk and jam and everybody's good at 1544 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,600 basketball. Everybody's like unreal good at 1545 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,200 basketball in this neighborhood, which is literally fake news by 1546 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,640 the way. There's like usually like 3 or 4 1547 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,560 basketball players and then like really bad basketball players 1548 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:20,320 that like still play every day. But anyways, this is above the 1549 01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:21,960 rim. This is directed. 1550 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,280 Was it something Jeff Pollack? Is that the guy's name? 1551 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,160 He just, he died suddenly. By the way, I don't know if 1552 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,960 anybody knows this. He just died while he was out 1553 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,560 for a run and nobody knows why. And his body was just left there 1554 01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,440 for a long time, just happened. He also is one of the many 1555 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:39,240 people that created or at least produced Fresh Prince of Bel 1556 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,280 Air. Yeah. 1557 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,640 So he's got he's actually got his like, he's a guy. 1558 01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:48,200 He he that this there's a lot of like silly Fresh Prince moments 1559 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,080 in this movie that almost don't really work. 1560 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,960 But they are that they do in in a way, especially the Marlon 1561 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,280 Wayne's character. But it stars Dwayne Martin. 1562 01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,680 I don't know if you guys know about Dwayne Martin. 1563 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,160 Dwayne Martin's got some crazy stuff happening. 1564 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,680 If you go to like like black YouTube, like black celebrities 1565 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,000 exposed kind of thing where they'll be like these women who 1566 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,840 have like YouTube channels where they'll be like, I'm going to 1567 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,960 give you the T on Dwayne Martin when he married Tisha Campbell, 1568 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:16,720 who is from Martin the Love and Regina from Martin and they had 1569 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,200 like a 27 year marriage that ended and the whole time, 1570 01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,400 literally the whole time, there's just rumors that he's 1571 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:26,560 gay the entire time, like and gay with Will Smith, by the way. 1572 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:30,720 I was gonna say I feel like the same thing was said about Will 1573 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:34,120 Smith and it always seems to be a recurring bit of oh, and then 1574 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,320 they caught them cheating with him on a man. 1575 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:40,560 Yeah, well, I mean again. And then you figure Jada 1576 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,960 Pinkett, right? Jada Pinkett? 1577 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,400 Who is the wife? Who does she fantasize about 1578 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,080 fucking all the time? Tupac Shakur, who is in the 1579 01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,880 movie? Who is the opposite of what Will 1580 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,200 Smith is? Well, he's a. 1581 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,000 Theater. He's a theater kid, so. 1582 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,120 OK. Yeah, Tupac, Tupac, Tupac did 1583 01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,840 method acting of of gangster rap like where he like straight up 1584 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,840 became a guy who just shoots out of a car randomly. 1585 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,960 Because was he a poet or something? 1586 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:09,560 Well, his mom was like a Black Panther, like scholar, kind of 1587 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:14,680 like college educated person. His mom was Asada Shakur and and 1588 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:18,000 then he grew up going to like ballet school and stuff. 1589 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,240 And like, I think, I think he's from Baltimore originally. 1590 01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:23,400 I could be wrong there. But then and then New York is 1591 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,240 where he started making his initial, you know, first rap 1592 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,720 stuff. I'm a like a pretty big fan. 1593 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,880 It's funny when I go on Twitter and like, you'll go and you'll 1594 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,920 hear like new rappers. Like I don't listen to Tupac. 1595 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,280 I don't know what that it'll be like a little yachty or 1596 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:39,440 something and be like, that's not what I listen to. 1597 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:42,480 I don't like it, but then if you go to like in the Bay Area where 1598 01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:46,200 he's massive, especially in like Oakland and San Francisco, he 1599 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,560 there's people with like shrines to him still like it's he's just 1600 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,080 he's that big out here. And I've always really liked 1601 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,760 him. But Dwayne Martin, though I will 1602 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,480 say that there was the woman who did the expose on him did a 1603 01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:01,880 wonderful job and she had it was it had 980,000 views this video 1604 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:06,400 that she had and she was selling beef jerky in between like every 1605 01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,600 every 5 minutes. And she was like, click here for 1606 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,040 the snacks. I've got beef jerky, popcorn, 1607 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:14,080 whatever you want. And, and it but it was really 1608 01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:15,240 good. And she would add her own 1609 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:20,560 commentary and stuff like like Tisha Campbell was like Dwayne. 1610 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:23,080 It was a big messy thing where like they ran out of money, but 1611 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:27,200 Dwayne Martin was still making like 75,000 a month somehow. 1612 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:31,440 And this is in like 2012. And and then he would go on 1613 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,280 these mysterious trips with like guys to Turks and Caicos and 1614 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,920 just not invite their wives and stuff. 1615 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,440 And, and, and she would be in the background. 1616 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:40,840 She'd be like, you know, he gay like in the background. 1617 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,680 It's a really good video. I learned a lot. 1618 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:47,240 But that being said, there's like many moments of people 1619 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,760 talking about Dwayne Martin and and Will Smith. 1620 01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:54,480 Will Smith bought him like a Bentley randomly during The 1621 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:57,120 Fresh Prince era, which is like that's probably not when Will 1622 01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:00,080 Smith had that much money. I know he was a rapper that had 1623 01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:03,040 some you know, but he wasn't. I doubt he made that much money 1624 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,800 off rap. Not enough to buy a random guy a 1625 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,040 Bentley is what I mean. A random guy, yeah. 1626 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:08,680 Your boyfriend, though? Yeah. 1627 01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:10,880 Like your mom, Yeah. Yeah. 1628 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,480 Exactly. So that's what and and and 1629 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:14,840 that's what this YouTube was saying. 1630 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:18,080 It's like, you know, that's that raises a red flag when he buys 1631 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:21,640 his best friend to Bentley. Like it's really funny, but 1632 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,160 yeah, I love above the rim. I don't know, apparently. 1633 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,160 Apparently I'm wrong here. What? 1634 01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:28,440 Let me hear you guys thoughts. Well, I I enjoyed Above the Rim, 1635 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:31,600 to be clear, but about midway through my viewing I got a 1636 01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,800 message from Hans that was like. Oh boy. 1637 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:37,120 So I'm very curious to hear what what. 1638 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,200 The basketball fan Hans does not. 1639 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:42,240 Like this movie, I think because I'm a basketball fan. 1640 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,520 I hate it every time they showed basketball. 1641 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,360 I think he has the ugliest jump shoot I've ever seen. 1642 01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:49,720 He's played. He played college basketball 1643 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,520 too, which is crazy, right 'cause he the little. 1644 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:55,080 Dad he does the little girl jump he does with his that kicks his 1645 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,320 legs out bother me so much throughout the movie. 1646 01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:04,320 I just, I don't think I had an issue with Dwayne Martin and 1647 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:08,280 Leon being the most boring characters. 1648 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:14,280 And there was there was too much charisma from the side 1649 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:17,400 characters. So when you get to Leon and he 1650 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,840 just has the same fucking face throughout the whole movie and 1651 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,200 he just kind of like. Well, you know, I I don't know 1652 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,040 if I considered them boring, but I'll tell you what, there is a 1653 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,800 recurring trend with these hood movies. 1654 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:32,160 Specifically I'm thinking Cuba Good Junior and Boyz N the Hood. 1655 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:37,240 Then also the lead actor in Menace to Society, they are 1656 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:40,320 overshadowed by the supporting cast because of that exact 1657 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:43,160 reason of, OK, you have somebody who's much more charismatic is 1658 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:46,000 like the breakout character and you don't really think about 1659 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,680 their character when reflecting on the movie. 1660 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,360 It's almost like you're watching How I Met Your Mother or any 1661 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:55,360 sitcom where that lead character is just not going to pop the 1662 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:58,280 same way. And Tupac in this movie I 1663 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:01,680 thought was like the stand out. I thought anytime he's on 1664 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,080 screen, he's got terrific screen presence. 1665 01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,920 Of course, Bernie Mac is terrific. 1666 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:10,840 He's terrific in everything you know, so you can't go wrong 1667 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,840 there. And then Marlon Wayans a lot of 1668 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:18,200 a lot of gay jokes and behavior from Marlon vomiting on Tina's 1669 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,800 size. That's the way where he's 1670 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,360 pissing and he's like, I didn't know you was uncircumcised. 1671 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,800 Yeah, and but it goes on for like 3 minutes where he's just 1672 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,120 commenting and observing this man's Dick. 1673 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,680 Yeah, no, Marl. And I will say Marlon Wayne, I 1674 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:35,280 love Marlon Wayne is so good. He's just like man. 1675 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,480 He's just, he's perfect for these films. 1676 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:38,800 Yeah, too. I agree. 1677 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,960 Tupac's great in this. Did you ever see that movie, I 1678 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,000 can't remember what it's called, that he did with Jim Belushi. 1679 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,640 Oh, it's a Tupac movie. It was like a crime, like kind 1680 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:50,000 of like a a blue streak kind of tier movie, like where it was 1681 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,920 white cop, black cop. It's called gang related. 1682 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,320 Yeah, it's a good movie. I liked it. 1683 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,440 I mean, haven't seen it in years, but I, I used to. 1684 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:58,840 I watched like all the Tupac movies. 1685 01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,880 I'll tell you, the overrated 1 is Juice. 1686 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,120 Everybody thinks Juice is good. I don't like Juice. 1687 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:07,320 It's not a good movie. It's it's like really bad 1688 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,280 actually, and I think this is actually a much better. 1689 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:12,720 I I agree with you, though. Tupac's not exactly a star at 1690 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,520 this point, though. That's what needs to be pointed 1691 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:19,520 out is he is this is not getting all eyes on me just before his 1692 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:23,840 death. 1996 Tupac in a movie. This is up kind of up and 1693 01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,520 coming. He's he had dropped Tupac Elyse 1694 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:28,480 now, and I think he had dropped me against the world, which is 1695 01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:30,360 one of his best albums around that time. 1696 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:32,400 But he's kind of just, you know, I don't know. 1697 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,800 He wasn't like charting the way, you know, 2 Live Crew and all 1698 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:39,080 these other people were at the time or, or, you know, Black 1699 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:42,360 Street or a lot of these artists were doing at the time. 1700 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,400 And rap was still like, is this commercial? 1701 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:49,560 Is this actually selling? But but yeah, Tupac is, is a 1702 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,280 real, I mean, he doesn't really do a lot. 1703 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,120 He also gets shot in the movie, which is kind of interesting. 1704 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:58,080 It's I completely agree on juice, same director as bones 1705 01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,320 juice. But I was going to say the best 1706 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:03,000 Tupac movie. Nothing but trouble. 1707 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:05,520 That's a good movie. Yeah, that's a good movie. 1708 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,800 I haven't seen it in years, but I remember like I liked, I 1709 01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:11,640 really was like, damn. I think he would have gone the 1710 01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:14,800 route of only being an actor after a while because people 1711 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,520 would always. There was like a big kind of 1712 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,520 like Facebook meme thing be like, man, I wish Tupac was 1713 01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,960 around to school. These young rappers, like old 1714 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,360 heads would post that on Facebook in like 2008. 1715 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:28,440 And now I'm like, no, he would have been doing like movies like 1716 01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:30,480 only he would have been like. He would have went the ice cube 1717 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,160 route. Or like common, you know what I 1718 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,960 mean, which common sucks at acting, but, you know, just he 1719 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:37,840 would have done that thing where he's like, I don't, I just wear 1720 01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,760 like turtlenecks now. And I'm, I act, you know, like 1721 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,880 that's, that's what he would have done after a while. 1722 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,120 And yeah, like Ice Cube. And I think he would have been 1723 01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:46,440 damn good. I think he would have aged into 1724 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,840 a really, really good actor. I think he would have done like 1725 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:53,560 a weird like, like roll like like like a weird role like 1726 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:54,960 that. You wouldn't expect them like a 1727 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,120 like, you know, like an Oscar and bait role. 1728 01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,360 Like when 50 got eights for a movie. 1729 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:00,480 That's right. That's. 1730 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:01,600 Right. A movie nobody saw. 1731 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:03,440 What was that movie? I don't. 1732 01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:07,000 Remember I. Had their profile picture of 1733 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:11,920 that for a while like that. He saw Christian Bale do the 1734 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,000 Machinist and was like, that's how we do it. 1735 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:16,920 It's called All. It's called All Things Fall 1736 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,320 Apart. Wow, that name does not. 1737 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,560 Yeah, including. That including your white blood 1738 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,600 cell count, yeah. Mario von Peebles directed it. 1739 01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:29,680 Wow, that's. Great has Ray Liotta's. 1740 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,680 I was gonna say, was that one of his Val Kilmer 'cause he did 1741 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,240 like a series of Val Kilmer team up movies? 1742 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,720 And Ray Liotta still has movies coming out. 1743 01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,200 I just saw he a Snoop Dogg movie. 1744 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,160 The Snoop Dogg produced a movie that I don't. 1745 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:44,320 It must have been filmed in like 2020 or something or 2019. 1746 01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:46,800 There was a movie with Ray Liotta I just saw a trailer for 1747 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,360 when I went and saw Fright Flight Risk. 1748 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,720 Which version of his face is in that movie? 1749 01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,560 I don't know. I was like, dude, this guy died 1750 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:59,440 of Chantix not that long ago, but like and the so I yeah, I 1751 01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:00,880 love the soundtrack of this movie too. 1752 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:03,080 That's a really big selling point because if these movies 1753 01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,200 aren't good, which I I think this movie is, but if these 1754 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,480 movies aren't good and you like rap, especially, particularly 1755 01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:10,600 90s rap, it just becomes a big music video, typically with like 1756 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,680 or like basketball highlight video. 1757 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:15,680 By the way, Bernie Mac not bad. Not a bad basketball player. 1758 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,680 I was watching. I was like, whoa, Max got a 1759 01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:19,160 little moves because they were laughing at him. 1760 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,680 I'm like, yeah, but this was better than Dwayne Martin, so, 1761 01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:23,840 but whatever. But I know the idea was that 1762 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,480 they were really good basketball players. 1763 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,680 But Tupac has some really good songs on the album, including 1764 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:32,720 The Pain, which is like the intro to the movie and then pour 1765 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,920 out a little liquor, which is at the end when the guy the 1766 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,120 shooting happens. Also a big meme came from this 1767 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,480 movie, which is Wood Harris, who I love. 1768 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:43,760 Wood Harris is is great. Wood Harris had had pulling the 1769 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,280 gun out. That's a big meme on like Black. 1770 01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,760 Huge the huge bag and a tiny gun. 1771 01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:51,720 Well, people, they'll use it. They'll use it for NBA memes, 1772 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:54,640 like where it'll be like when, you know, Jalen Rose when Kobe 1773 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:58,400 had 78 points on him instead and was about to get to 82. 1774 01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,560 And it'll be like Wood Harris pulling the gun out, you know? 1775 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:04,000 And it's it's really good, which is an insane scene. 1776 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,680 Like, we were like, holy shit, I didn't know this was going 1777 01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:09,240 there. And that was back before college 1778 01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:12,520 athletes could get paid. So it was a big deal that, like, 1779 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:17,920 Tupac gave Dwayne Martin a bunch of money or let him let him make 1780 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,920 money. Yeah. 1781 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,920 Lot of lot of lot of really good. 1782 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,040 Oh, by the way, I have a bone to. 1783 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:29,520 I think Leon's great. I love Leon one name like Ichiro 1784 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:34,040 and he and he he's but it's crazy if you look at his 1785 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:36,040 filmography, he's a music biopic guy. 1786 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:40,120 He was in the 1998 Temptations miniseries, which I love. 1787 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,240 I've watched all the time when it was on VH1. 1788 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:44,320 He played David, he played David Ruffin. 1789 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:48,360 He played Little Richard in a movie which apparently it's AG 1790 01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:51,200 rated Little Richard movie so probably some of the. 1791 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:53,000 How does that work? Yeah, probably. 1792 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,600 Some of the biggest Little Richard moments. 1793 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,360 And I might, I might $100 tier that one for movies. 1794 01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:01,400 The the only man ever, the only man to ever be arrested for 1795 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:03,080 being a cuck. Little Richard. 1796 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:05,760 Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm like, what's in the movie 1797 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:08,400 like. Yes, he he was arrested for for 1798 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:12,120 watching his girlfriend get banged out in a car back in 1950 1799 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:12,920 something. He's gay. 1800 01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,160 Yeah, because. He's yeah, yeah. 1801 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:16,440 He's just like, whatever, you can do that. 1802 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,040 He's even Liberace. He's. 1803 01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:21,160 Even that he's that gay. He's as straight as they come. 1804 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,400 He hated gays at the end of his life. 1805 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:25,200 Yeah. Because they gave him AIDS. 1806 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,120 Didn't you see every interview that they would have? 1807 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:30,920 I'd be mad. The interviews that would have 1808 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,360 with him in like Liberace in like the 60s or whatever, 1809 01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:35,720 whatever, and then be like women. 1810 01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,680 That's just so many women out there for you. 1811 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:40,880 It's. Just two Bros talking and then 1812 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:45,960 the two alphas and yeah beyond. The I mean, let's be fair 1813 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:51,000 Liberace, he is I I will give him the alpha thing. 1814 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:53,760 He turned his boyfriend into whatever he want into. 1815 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:56,200 Him himself. He stoked his boyfriend into 1816 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,720 himself. Yeah, he he was. 1817 01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:00,200 He had sex with Matt Damon a bunch of times as my yeah. 1818 01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:01,680 That's yeah, that's pretty pretty. 1819 01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,360 Bad Best Soderbergh movie in my. I love that movie. 1820 01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:05,680 The Beyond the Candelabra is great. 1821 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:08,720 I told my Co worker about it and he was a black guy and I was 1822 01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:10,680 like, yeah, and it's just Michael Douglas getting his ass 1823 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:12,640 pounded in the movie and he's like why? 1824 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,440 I want to see that. I'm like, why wouldn't you want 1825 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,400 to see that? It's a great fucking concept 1826 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,320 because he's like, this is great. 1827 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:23,960 And he's like, and but yeah, that's gay Michael Douglas. 1828 01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:26,240 It's literally come down. It's literally a come. 1829 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,240 Down like what's? Happening gay actor Michael 1830 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,320 Douglas. Yeah, it's literally what 1831 01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:31,520 happens in the day. He didn't respond well to that, 1832 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:33,560 but that was. Yeah, that. 1833 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:37,800 But Leon is also in a movie that I'm covering pretty soon here, a 1834 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:40,160 cliffhanger starring Sylvester Stallone. 1835 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:44,040 Leon is in that movie and he's you want to talk about if you 1836 01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:46,880 think he doesn't have, if he's boring, he's one thing he's not 1837 01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:48,960 in that movie is boring. He walks around, they get he's 1838 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:52,240 the only guy that they give an Uzi and this is a Denver Co, 1839 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:57,000 Denver, Co snow mountain movie. There's a black guy and he's 1840 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,600 come, he's bundled up the most out of everybody, which is 1841 01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:04,480 really fun. And and he's like he's got an 1842 01:25:04,520 --> 01:25:06,040 Uzi. Everybody else has got these 1843 01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:09,880 sick like military grade, like Michael Mann, heat guns and then 1844 01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,960 he's got like the the drive by Uzi, which is great. 1845 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:14,400 It's just a sideways. Yeah. 1846 01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:19,040 So, yeah. But I, I used to love, I used to 1847 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:21,960 love seeing Leon in in movies. And I, I don't know if that was 1848 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:25,440 really him playing ball, but he could play in in above the rim. 1849 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:27,440 He he had some moves. He was playing without the ball 1850 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:29,680 because that's important. Is he? 1851 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,800 Is he one of the main guys from Cool Runnings? 1852 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:36,560 He is in cool runnings, yes. He looks familiar. 1853 01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,760 I think he's doing a lot of Toby original stuff now. 1854 01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:40,880 I looked at his IMDb and there's a lot of stuff in like 20. 1855 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:45,640 There's a lot of like BMF shows, that BMF Gang show that's like 1856 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,760 happening about the the BMF Black mob. 1857 01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:50,920 Yeah, yeah, he's in. There's like 15 of those shows 1858 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:53,680 and he's in all of them I think, or something so. 1859 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:57,840 Yeah, that was BET Plus is the. Yeah, his his latest film credit 1860 01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:01,760 is First Lady of BMF, The Tanessa Welch Story and that is 1861 01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,960 yes for BET Plus. Who could forget Tanessa Welch? 1862 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:07,760 But yeah, the yeah, I, I don't know. 1863 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:11,160 I, I'm a, I'm an above the rim. I'm an above the rim fan. 1864 01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:13,880 I I love Wood Harris because I just watched Southland Tales the 1865 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:17,840 other day and he's in randomly in Southland Tales married to 1866 01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:19,920 Amy Poehler and they're radical communists. 1867 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:24,320 That's that happened. And but yeah, I. 1868 01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:27,240 After the wire, that's where you cast them on. 1869 01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:30,280 That's that's an odd choice. Such a sick name too. 1870 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:34,080 It's such like a like like cuz there was, there was like those. 1871 01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:37,520 Another genre that maybe we should explore is black romantic 1872 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:38,880 comedies cuz those are great too. 1873 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:41,880 I don't know if you've seen any of those like All about Eve and 1874 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,560 or All About Eva. All about Eva. 1875 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:47,960 It's a play on All About Eve. What's the Jamie Foxx with Pam 1876 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:49,600 Grier one? That one's I know. 1877 01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,960 Tommy Robinson is in it. That one Tommy Robinson. 1878 01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:55,080 Yeah. No, no. 1879 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,360 Tommy Robinson. Tommy Davidson. 1880 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:57,960 Yeah, I know what I was talking about. 1881 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,440 It's where they're they spend an hour trying to buy lambskin. 1882 01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,160 Booty call. Yeah, booty call. 1883 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,240 Booty. Call. 1884 01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:06,480 From the director of Above the Rim, I believe. 1885 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:08,720 Oh, is it? I think so. 1886 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,120 Jeff Pollock was tapped into the hood, man, I'll tell you. 1887 01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:15,720 And but you know, I mean like more like 2003, like the cover 1888 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:18,800 of these romantic comedies would be like the, the, the 2003 and 1889 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,840 it'll be like a rose with like Morris Chestnut holding a rose 1890 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,120 on the front of it. But it would be really silly. 1891 01:27:24,320 --> 01:27:26,000 They're they're really silly. They're very funny. 1892 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,360 My wife and I went on a binge on some of these that are really 1893 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:30,320 good and they always have Gabrielle Union and she's really 1894 01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:34,080 mean in all of them. Totally not true in real life, 1895 01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:37,200 I'm sure. But the But yeah, you had guys 1896 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:41,200 like named Wood Harris and Morris Chestnut and they're not 1897 01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:45,000 doing porn, I don't think. Maybe. 1898 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:49,360 Another time I I've watched a few of these on on to be 1899 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:54,240 probably of like how Stella got her groove back love and 1900 01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:57,880 basketball. You know, there's a there's one 1901 01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:01,400 that's waiting to exhale, waiting to exhale. 1902 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:04,680 That was a good one, that. One don't, don't, don't. 1903 01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:05,840 What is it? Don't cheat if you ain't 1904 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:06,840 praying. That's Whitney Houston, right? 1905 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:11,640 Don't touch if you ain't praying too with Kel Mitchell, did you 1906 01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:13,360 say don't shit if you ain't praying? 1907 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,040 No, I said don't. I don't even know what I said. 1908 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:20,240 Yeah. No, that's a certified hood 1909 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,440 class. Yeah, maybe not a classic. 1910 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,160 It's just Hood. Yeah, it's. 1911 01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:27,720 Just certified. This is what it is. 1912 01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:30,720 Just certified. But yeah, I love, yeah. 1913 01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:32,760 I'm above the Rims. My my winner. 1914 01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:35,400 I think of this, I, I like it slightly more than Crooklyn 1915 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:38,600 because I like that itself, because I'll pit it against get 1916 01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:40,960 rich or die trying. Above the Rim knows exactly what 1917 01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:42,640 it is. It's almost a tight 90 minutes. 1918 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,840 I think it's like an hour and 36 minutes or something. 1919 01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:46,960 It's it's right. It's it's right where it needs 1920 01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:49,680 to be. There's a little Comic Relief. 1921 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:52,040 I think it has. If you were making a cauldron of 1922 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:54,920 the certified hood classics, you put every ingredient in that's 1923 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:57,720 in there and it's again, it's it can't be too good. 1924 01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,800 That's the thing. Like you can't be too good 1925 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,520 because then you're Crooklyn. That's too good. 1926 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:05,240 You know, like that that could be shown at film school, you 1927 01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:06,800 know, like this is all these things. 1928 01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:10,480 This is like cheap kind of even though I'm sure there was a 1929 01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:12,440 decent budget for it to be honest, because this dude had 1930 01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:14,320 just created a smash hit TV show. 1931 01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:16,200 I don't know if he created The Fresh Prince, but I think it was 1932 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,720 him and Will Smith. Basically Jeff Pollack created 1933 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,640 Fresh Prince so they I think they gave this dude a shit ton 1934 01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,480 of money. Dwayne Martin had been on 2 1935 01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,880 episodes of of Fresh Prince and that was where him and Will 1936 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:31,560 Smith started becoming alpha male Bros together on the on the 1937 01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:35,760 set of that and because because during that I keep coming back 1938 01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:37,520 to that video I watched about Dwayne Martin. 1939 01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:39,160 It was unreal. Is it? 1940 01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:43,080 Is it exposing Dwayne Martin hot stanking mess because I pulled? 1941 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:43,640 Out. Yeah, yeah. 1942 01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:46,880 By RRG it's called R. RGRR. 1943 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,000 G Yeah, she is fantastic. I want to be watching this. 1944 01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:51,760 I believe that'll be on a certified good classics volume 1945 01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:54,040 three well. Because people, you know, the 1946 01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,600 big thing that happened with Will Smith was like, Oh my God, 1947 01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,040 this guy, he's of course he's going insane. 1948 01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:00,960 His wife is like cooking him with like R&B singers that are, 1949 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,960 you know, 25 years old or something. 1950 01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:05,600 It's like also he's maybe because he's gay. 1951 01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:06,960 Yeah, I think it's a little rich. 1952 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:09,200 Situation. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1953 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,720 And it's like, that's why it why did how did this go on for so 1954 01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,160 long? And it was so out in the open. 1955 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:16,240 And as I remember, Jada would have her daughter, I think it 1956 01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:18,600 was Willow Smith would be writing love letters to like, 1957 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:21,280 Tupac or not love letters. But like, we miss you, Tupac. 1958 01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:24,840 And she doesn't know Tupac. She was like born after he died. 1959 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:26,720 And so, like, all these things would happen. 1960 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,680 So, you know, I mean, you, you think of an alternate universe 1961 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:32,920 where Will Smith is just openly gay and then Jada Pinkett and 1962 01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:36,160 and Jada Pinkett marries Tupac, and then he's never not hanging 1963 01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:40,680 out in Las Vegas that fateful night at Caesar's Palace, and he 1964 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,960 doesn't die. He has Will Smith's career 1965 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:44,120 instead. Yeah. 1966 01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,400 Oh, he does Bad boys with Martin Lawrence. 1967 01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:49,960 That would be crazy. But yeah, well, well, that whole 1968 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:54,040 video, that whole video, though, was Tisha Campbell, who it was 1969 01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:57,080 kind of a this lady did a really good job of talking about like 1970 01:30:57,080 --> 01:31:01,800 what was happening on the set of Martin versus Will Smith and 1971 01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:06,080 Dwayne Martin's stuff. I guess Martin Lawrence was just 1972 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:09,480 getting me too to everyday on the set of Martin, like all day. 1973 01:31:09,480 --> 01:31:11,520 They were like, she was like to the point where she went to the 1974 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,880 to to the writer. Tisha Campbell was like, can you 1975 01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:16,640 stop filming us in bed together? And they're like, well, you're 1976 01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,680 like a couple in the show. And she's like, yeah, but he 1977 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:22,800 keeps like, he keeps like, like, he's like, he's like raping me 1978 01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,520 in bed. Maybe is Martin Lawrence just 1979 01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:26,640 pulling his Dick out while I work? 1980 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,880 Back I don't know how much. He's getting actually naked 1981 01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:30,600 under the covers. Yeah, I know. 1982 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,720 And if you know anybody who loves that show and I've 1983 01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:34,800 watched, I've watched it here and there, never like from the 1984 01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:36,280 beginning to the end or anything, but I've watched it 1985 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:37,280 here and there. It's quite funny. 1986 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:41,240 But the if you know it, you're like, wow, they look like so 1987 01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:43,840 good together. You know, like they'll totally 1988 01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:46,240 seem like they'd be like married in real life, her and Martin 1989 01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:49,280 Lawrence and the whole time she was with Dwayne Martin. 1990 01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:51,800 But then also, if you're Dwayne Martin, wouldn't you go to like 1991 01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:55,080 Martin Lawrence and be like, hey, man, I don't, I don't like 1992 01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:56,720 what you do in my life unless you're gay? 1993 01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:59,440 Unless you're like, someone has to do it. 1994 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:00,880 Yeah, I'll do the I'll do the scenes. 1995 01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:03,640 I'll do the scenes in bed with Martin Lawrence instead. 1996 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:07,160 Of yeah when you when you asked Loras earlier if he grew up like 1997 01:32:07,160 --> 01:32:09,920 watching these movies. I think my thing was more TV 1998 01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:14,160 show than movies. So for me it was more Wayans 1999 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:18,840 brothers, Jamie Foxx show and I think in living color were the 2000 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:21,200 ones that were just in the concert rotation growing up, 2001 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:25,640 which is why I have such a big appreciation for a young Marlon 2002 01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:29,880 Wayans that I always find to be fun to watch. 2003 01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:33,120 I'm not not sure about the later, but I I just feel like 2004 01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:36,960 his energy and and his charisma when he's young is is is great. 2005 01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,720 He's great on screen. So I was a big fan of him here. 2006 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:41,720 Yeah, but that that was he's friends of that. 2007 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:42,680 Show. Yeah, exactly. 2008 01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:44,800 And and then, like Tisha Campbell in that video says, she 2009 01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:47,040 goes and then she left Martin and then she got another sweet 2010 01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:49,160 gig on my wife and kids. I don't know if you guys ever 2011 01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:50,680 watched that. Oh yeah, I watched that. 2012 01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:51,680 That was. A good show. 2013 01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:55,400 Too back in the ABC he was just crushing back then I forgot how. 2014 01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:58,240 Like I forgot how insane ABC was. 2015 01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,680 Like during that time. It was just it. 2016 01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,600 Was Damon right? That was Damon was my personal 2017 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,840 favorite Wayans. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 2018 01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:08,440 I mean, he is great. I like I like almost all the 2019 01:33:08,440 --> 01:33:10,880 Wayne's brothers man like Keenan Ivory I. 2020 01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:13,840 Mean Keenan, you got to give Keenan Ivory credit for 2021 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:17,480 arranging the whole family really to become stars. 2022 01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:19,480 Was there anything weird that happened with their family 2023 01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:22,920 because I'm surprised there's no like Jackson's biography about 2024 01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:25,080 the Wayne's brothers. Or were they just hyper normal? 2025 01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:29,600 I I don't know if they were hyper normal, but I haven't 2026 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:31,720 heard anything come out. I mean, there's enough of them 2027 01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:33,840 where you would think somebody would steal something. 2028 01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:38,160 You got to dude. But yeah, I think, well, guys, I 2029 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:40,360 mean, First off, this is such a fun trend. 2030 01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:42,400 I mean, the ball's in your court now for movies. 2031 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,200 We got to pick more 'cause we got, we got to go through this 2032 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:45,480 whole genre, 'cause I wanted to come back. 2033 01:33:45,480 --> 01:33:47,960 And I, and ironically, I think $0.50's the only person that 2034 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:49,400 could ever bring it back, to be honest. 2035 01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,200 Like I think he actually like knows what these movies are and 2036 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:55,040 he has the money to just throw behind it to like who cares if 2037 01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:58,360 it makes any money? And as theaters are dying, like 2038 01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:01,080 you could just make you could just literally I guess Tubi is 2039 01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:02,880 technically the streaming service, but if there was like 2040 01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:05,960 another like streaming service where it was just only this 2041 01:34:05,960 --> 01:34:08,880 stuff, I bet you would sell out. And if it was just like $1.00 a 2042 01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:12,520 month, $1.00 a month, but that's the only type of movie that was 2043 01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:15,160 on there, I bet you'd work and I bet you would bring the genre 2044 01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:16,520 back. But we need to do a movie with 2045 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:18,400 Mike Epps in it. We haven't done anything with 2046 01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:20,120 Mike Epps in it. Who is my favorite? 2047 01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:22,720 Like literally one of my favorite comedians of all time. 2048 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:25,200 People were talking about the Bo Burnham special. 2049 01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:26,360 I was like, I didn't watch any of that. 2050 01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:28,480 I was watching Mike Epps talk about how his mom thought he was 2051 01:34:28,480 --> 01:34:31,080 retarded until he was 10. And she was like, you was 2052 01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:33,120 retarded when you was a kid. He's like, shut up, Mama. 2053 01:34:33,120 --> 01:34:35,880 No, I wasn't like. She goes well, you don't. 2054 01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:39,640 You don't like the bed of oh, I dropped that because I was on 2055 01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:42,080 purpose. I actually now you don't know if 2056 01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:44,880 I dropped it on purpose or not. Was that on purpose or not? 2057 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:46,480 Fucking. You're right, That is funny. 2058 01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:49,680 Actually, I do like that, yeah. I love when that just goes on 2059 01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:51,720 for 10 minutes, isn't that? You don't get it, dude. 2060 01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:54,360 It's ironic. It's it's four, it's 4 layers of 2061 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:56,640 irony you just don't get. Whereas Mike Epps just goes, my 2062 01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:58,800 mom thought I was retarded and it's way funny. 2063 01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,360 Like I'm just like, you guys need to. 2064 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,640 Why? Because that was where I got a 2065 01:35:01,640 --> 01:35:05,000 lot of my like I was listening to rap, but then I watched Kings 2066 01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:08,080 of Comedy, the, the original kings of comedy cause Comedy 2067 01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:10,880 Central was played late and you know, Steve Harvey's talking 2068 01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:12,640 about killing kids in Afghanistan. 2069 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,600 Bernie Mac is like unreal, untouchably good. 2070 01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:18,280 Like in it. And then, and then I think it 2071 01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:21,040 was, I think it was DL was one of them and Sedgwick the 2072 01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:22,800 entertainer who were the, they were the two weaker ones, but 2073 01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:25,760 they were still very good. And I, I just remember thinking 2074 01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:27,760 like, damn, these dudes are funny as hell. 2075 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:30,080 And then I watched Mike Epps special a bunch of times. 2076 01:35:30,080 --> 01:35:33,200 Like I had it on DVDI bought it from like a used record store 2077 01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:36,920 for like $3 and and I watched it all the time. 2078 01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:39,000 But we do need to cover a movie with Mike Epps. 2079 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,360 I would guess all about the Benjamins. 2080 01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:41,480 I love that movie when I. Was a kid. 2081 01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:43,920 There you go. I don't know if you guys have 2082 01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:46,800 seen that film. I feel like it wound up in my 2083 01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:49,760 again, not to keep sighting Toby, but literally Toby 2084 01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:53,240 rotation when I watch the Friday movies and then first Sunday. 2085 01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:55,320 I feel like it eventually brought me to All about the 2086 01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:57,200 Benjamins. So I think I have seen it. 2087 01:35:57,200 --> 01:36:00,320 Yeah. If we, I mean, it's only a 2088 01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:02,800 matter of we got to do Certified Hood Classics Volume 3. 2089 01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:07,320 The Players Club is going to be one of my selections absolutely 2090 01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:08,960 because we. She was a big part of the Dwayne 2091 01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:11,200 Martin saga. Lisa Ray was a big part of the 2092 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,640 Dwayne because her husband was rumored to be in Turks and 2093 01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:16,560 Caicos with Dwayne Martin. There's a there's a whole like 2094 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:20,120 the me too, the the black me too's that I haven't heard any 2095 01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:22,320 of these. So I'm like, I'm like, I like, 2096 01:36:22,480 --> 01:36:24,880 yeah, the DL, the DL Hughley's, that's what they call it. 2097 01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:28,520 And the cause. What was his show called? 2098 01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:29,680 DL Hughley? What was his? 2099 01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:32,760 I think, Well he had a claymation show didn't he on 2100 01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:34,920 UPN? Yeah. 2101 01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:36,440 Or wasn't it just called the Hughleys? 2102 01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:37,840 I think it was just called the Hughleys. 2103 01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,200 Yeah, but anyways, like I was like the, the, the, the, the 2104 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,960 black Hollywood. Me too. 2105 01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:43,600 I haven't heard any of these. I was like, these are 2106 01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:45,440 incredible. I think they're all just gay 2107 01:36:45,520 --> 01:36:48,200 outing stories really. Yeah, gay outing. 2108 01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:50,520 And then just like a bunch of women, like group chatting each 2109 01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:51,440 other. My husband's gay. 2110 01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:52,600 My husband's gay. And then? 2111 01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:57,360 They all start a podcast about how their husband's gay. 2112 01:36:58,480 --> 01:36:59,560 Yeah. Incredible stuff. 2113 01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:02,040 Well, guys, yeah, I'll get this out as soon as possible. 2114 01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:04,640 If you're in Italy, I don't, I haven't checked our analytics in 2115 01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:05,800 Italy. There's got to be 1 of you. 2116 01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:10,000 There's got to be 1 of you. And we need you guys to rise to 2117 01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,920 the call and. Absolutely. 2118 01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:15,680 Lottery Korea too, right? Wasn't. 2119 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:18,960 There Yeah, we we we did the Seoul was the 1st place that it 2120 01:37:18,960 --> 01:37:22,840 was premiered for the Seoul Extreme Film Festival. 2121 01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:26,880 That was back in March. I think it was March 30th and 2122 01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:30,680 yeah, Italy is Next up and then hopefully United States and that 2123 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:33,160 we I you know, I don't want to have to go rent a theater might 2124 01:37:33,160 --> 01:37:36,000 it's actually it's pretty expensive no matter even for 2125 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,360 like dumpy little theaters is pretty. 2126 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:38,920 I heard you talking about that on a show. 2127 01:37:38,920 --> 01:37:41,760 I was like, Oh my God, Sai and I always talk about this after 2128 01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:44,800 because we always like I'm so glad we don't make movies like 2129 01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:47,960 it's just like just the the how long you have to like hold on to 2130 01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:50,520 them for. I mean, and obviously you love 2131 01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:53,000 mass state lottery and I I do too after watching it, but 2132 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:53,600 because like. Just. 2133 01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:56,240 Sitting on something for so long is like. 2134 01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:59,320 It's, it's really difficult. It's extremely difficult and now 2135 01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:03,080 I'm learning like because I, I, I'm probably going to be doing 2136 01:38:03,200 --> 01:38:04,920 Blu rays. I'm learning how to do that 2137 01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:06,560 whole process now, just in case that. 2138 01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:09,160 Works that'll play well with like the whole sphere here 2139 01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:10,920 because everybody wants to. That'll play really well. 2140 01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:13,000 It's a good. So I'm looking into that right 2141 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:17,920 now, but for the moment we're playing in Rome on April 18th at 2142 01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:23,280 the Cinema 4 Chana Festival. So check that out if you're in 2143 01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:27,160 Rome, I guess. The next Fellini guys is here 2144 01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:30,320 and he's playing in Rome. Go see it, Hans. 2145 01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:34,200 Pleasure having you on Great. Always, always great and I can't 2146 01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:36,440 wait for certified hood Classics 3. 2147 01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:41,200 It it's a hood classic in itself the series, so we might have to 2148 01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:42,080 release those on. Blu-ray. 2149 01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:45,960 Yeah, we'll put this on Tubi. I've thought about it like. 2150 01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:48,320 How hard is it to get? Your podcast stream to Tubi. 2151 01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:49,960 How hard is it? I don't think. 2152 01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:51,360 It's that hard. How much do you have to pay? 2153 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,800 Yeah, it can't be that much. It can't be that much to just 2154 01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:55,400 no, to just be like, at the end of the day, like. 2155 01:38:55,400 --> 01:38:57,360 Watch the latest episode of Rare Candy on Tubi. 2156 01:38:57,640 --> 01:39:00,440 I would love that. That's that's I we might have 2157 01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:03,400 just stumbled upon a really great idea right here. 2158 01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:05,840 I will literally, we're about to wrap up. 2159 01:39:05,840 --> 01:39:06,960 I'm literally going to look that up. 2160 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:10,280 It says here there's no cost to upload to Tubi, no. 2161 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:14,720 In fact, they don't trust creators for for a series I've 2162 01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:17,160 heard people getting like for these backyard we're shooting 2163 01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:19,200 with just a little. Dude, I would love to have no. 2164 01:39:19,320 --> 01:39:21,160 Deal. Phone I would love for a like a 2165 01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:23,640 woke person who like maybe thinks what we were saying 2166 01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:25,640 wasn't like exactly. I don't think we were being 2167 01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:28,280 racist at all, but like maybe someone said and they, they do 2168 01:39:28,280 --> 01:39:30,960 the Neil Young Joe Rogan thing with like, I'm pulling all my 2169 01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:34,880 content off of Toby until you get until you get these white 2170 01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:38,440 freaks off of Toby. Yeah, apparently you get paid 8 2171 01:39:38,440 --> 01:39:39,680 cent. No, sorry. 2172 01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:41,480 Eight. Yeah, $0.08 per view. 2173 01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:45,440 That's not good, but that's not the worst. 2174 01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:48,560 I don't get a lot on I don't guess how many cents I get on 2175 01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:52,960 YouTube Zero. So yeah, I don't think thinking 2176 01:39:52,960 --> 01:39:54,880 about this. That's interesting. 2177 01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:58,040 I'm that's not a bit. I'm thinking about it so. 2178 01:39:59,440 --> 01:40:02,960 I mean, OK, I think that the thing you need to to search for 2179 01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,600 is, is there any podcasts that are on TV? 2180 01:40:05,720 --> 01:40:07,440 And if there's not, there we go first. 2181 01:40:07,560 --> 01:40:10,320 Podcast, my husband's name is Dwayne Martin, he's gay podcast. 2182 01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:14,400 That's the one that is the one on there. 2183 01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:16,960 So all right guys, well, everyone have a safe. 2184 01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:18,520 We can catch you guys next time.