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So you raw dog on tells from the
mall Brandon is that? 

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I'm and I mean, the only I'm 
recording a cell phone 

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conversation. 
I was listening to one last 

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night, and I was like, it 
sounded like shit like that. 

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And I was like, people listen to
this. 

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It's great. 
Thank God. 

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It's great. 
That was fun. 

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It was fun to record because 
like, I didn't feel like we were

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recording halfway through. 
Like I got yes, very sensitive 

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information. 
I feel like I could have like, I

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didn't but I could have that as 
a compliment. 

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It's like, yeah, I was driving 
home one night and I hit it kid.

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I drove off and I mean, I feel 
really bad about it. 

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But I mean, we're talking to 
you, man, between you and me. 

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I was doing a bit earlier with 
my, my producer because because 

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I this girl, this woman that I'm
like, really close friends with 

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who's like, my best friend in 
the world. 

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I know just and don't worry, you
don't ride on. 

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Stan. 
Nice, she told me that that if I

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ever came to her, you know, like
like if we were ever in the same

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vicinity again, she would throw 
me some pussy probability and he

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was and I was like, I was like, 
haha. 

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Isn't that cool? 
That my best friend like would 

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throw me? 
Some pussy was like, why are you

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not like on expedia.com right 
now? 

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And so and so I Travelocity 
better. 

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Like like some unrelated thing 
like immediately like re the 

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conference in Portland. 
Yeah, you know, per my last 

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pussy request. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Are we that episode of 
succession? 

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We wanted to watch together? 
Yeah, you know, what, which are,

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by the way, I've been watching 
succession. 

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How do you like it? 
It's tight. 

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It's really good. 
I cannot take the ironic. 

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I can't take ironic or like Like
contrary and succession takes 

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it, blood boils, my brain on the
timeline. 

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I'm boy. 
Like it just filming when I 

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said, I didn't like the pilot 
and then after that I was good. 

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The pilots are sorry. 
It's not great. 

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I agree. 
I was really like really sound 

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is good. 
Now the second season is fire. 

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You're like, holy shit. 
Like you like this is like and I

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really enjoyed the third why I 
can see why people are being 

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ironic about it because it's 
literally the most on the nose 

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thing. 
Yeah. 

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It's the most related thing to 
who we are as a country, as a as

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middle. 
Last white people like like 

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yeah, though, you and I 
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really insanely Rich, upper 
class white people, but it it's 

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about our culture. 
Yeah, that's just me at the 

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Olive Garden, not at some 
Castle, you know, and it's how I

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treat my family there. 
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I know. 
I totally agree. 

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I just I like, I like to me it's
like, okay. 

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This is the show everybody 
watches every week. 

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Okay, there's way worse shows 
that people watch everywhere. 

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There's like so many shows that 
just suck ass that were out and 

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like people will pretend like oh
that's better like on some like 

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contrary like it obviously 
sucks. 

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But I like it more than you know
success. 

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It's like no success is just 
good man. 

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It's just looking good. 
It's got a good you know, it 

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catches you off-guard a few 
times but like I don't have film

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brain quite yet, even though 
I've been getting into film, 

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don't have like film brain yet. 
So you probably do you guys both

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probably do. 
I mean even on that level as 

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Eddie and I went to film school.
That's the yeah. 

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There's a really good use. 
That's what you really need to 

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do. 
A lot of money, Everly Brothers.

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People don't realize. 
I'm here with the Farrelly 

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brothers. 
We're from Rhode Island, baby. 

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Yeah. 
We're from Rhode Island, and 

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we're going to Make a movie 
about a retard. 

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That's my Farrelly. 
Brothers and fresher. 

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This guy sounds like a bad 
tenant 6. 

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We be in the mix without rare 
candy. 

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Paint job on our way. 
I need full for the kiss money 

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for the rent. 
Fuck. 

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I like down baby. 
I can't do that shit. 

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Now. 
I'll never go home because I'm 

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fucking broke. 
Either way. 

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I'm not a police, and gon leave 
me alone on a Plane. 

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By the physically, Rockne crypto
told me, I should bring the 

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Glock with me. 
So I packed up my piece and I'm 

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sliding it slide because we 
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Caught up in a riot, 
Littlefinger, drunk little 

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finger biting. 
Fuck. 

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I left fucking right as you 
ride. 

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Real love to see those rocket. 
I can do politics, baby. 

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We just talked to you from the 
birds to the breaks. 

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We be in a mix with a rare 
candy. 

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Paint job on away from you it. 
But here's the thing is that it 

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succession has brought back 
something like like that's like 

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the one thing that we all have 
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Isn't that beautiful. 
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This looks at succeeding. 
I think my favorite thing about 

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that show is all yeah those 
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Sorry. 
Sorry all the times. 

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They talk about just words being
useless and just fucking just 

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use this things to get that uses
ways to get what you You want 

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basically, it's like it's just 
words, dude. 

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What what was that about? 
That's the Kieran Culkin 

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character big time. 
It's just he's just like, he's 

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just like we don't have to do 
this charade. 

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Like, you know what I want, you 
know what I want. 

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And so, you know, whatever. 
Like I have to say to get it I 

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will say it. 
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That's like a common Trope in 
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Not, you know, Trope itself has 
become a Trope. 

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But anyway, Once again say so 
this idea that succession is 

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now. 
It's like for dissident people, 

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hit dissident hipsters. 
That's what I'll call. 

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Are you go for dissident 
hipsters. 

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It's like the NFL why that's why
I love it. 

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Probably you're watching sports 
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Really did Sports Vault. 
Okay that customer service is 

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podcast. 
I think sports ball is good for 

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people. 
Fuck. 

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Yeah it is. 
Did you have any more fucking 

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murders and rapes there? 
It'd be if there wasn't sports 

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ball. 
Yeah, and I miss when Sports 

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used to have rape and murder. 
Exactly. 

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I'm yeah, I just sweet kind of 
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Some of the most famous sports 
Ballers are rapists and 

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murderers. 
LT 56, Chevy. 

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Let's let's start o.j. 
Okay, Ray Lewis. 

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Whoa, Jay is the one that didn't
so the Ray Lewis Marvin Harrison

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killed a guy as anyone heard 
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Oh, yes, never Marvin Harris 
heaves. 

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He's a wide receiver for the 
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Great wide receiver. 
I really like the best wide 

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receiver of the 2000's but he 
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Oh, okay. 
We're being joined. 

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Here. 
I have, you have specialty. 

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I is that this CI? 
You guys got to animals. 

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By the way, my zoom screen is, 
is to animals, are on the bottom

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and two gents or on the top. 
So I'm proud to be an animal 

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bro. 
Yeah, we're connected, dude. 

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Yeah, I do like size picture 
more, though, because it's 

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something about that. 
Hits me in the heart using the 

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new that new VR headset. 
Or cows. 

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So they think they're in 
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milk and are happier. 
That's fuck. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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What the fuck, man? 
What's up, dude? 

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I'm yeah cool, man. 
So good to be here. 

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Yeah, is there's not an echo or 
anything, right? 

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I've lost like two pairs ahead 
from them. 

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So this sounds like absolute 
shit. 

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Yeah, it doesn't hear. 
So I think like maybe like hang 

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up the call. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
And about like, oh, yeah, I 

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can't do it tonight. 
I'm like going to do, you know, 

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I got this, you know what I 
mean? 

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Oh, yeah. 
Yeah. 

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I have rodeo clown lessons. 
I feel like yeah. 

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Yeah. 
No, but I feel like every time I

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haven't been able to come on. 
It's because of some crazy like 

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reason that coincides with a 
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So I'm itchin to come on and the
car crash. 

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And I listen to all will 
definitely all the ones with 

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Glenn is that, you know, I gotta
support dude, by the way, those 

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car crash t-shirts are the best.
You sure it's ever incredible 

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and just came back to Implement,
I'm happy to. 

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I'm happy to know you just left 
when once I was praising. 

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So well, let me finish my Marvin
Harrison stories. 

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I can't leave that Cliffhanger 
for these people say, yeah, 

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because I saw it as an 
announcement for us. 

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That's gonna. 
Yeah. 

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It's that announcement, but the 
the I'm gay that thanks. 

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Yeah. 
And the yeah, great man. 

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Thanks for the isolate, that 
audio. 

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That on the radio DJ button, but
the constant use. 

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Yeah. 
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voice it and shit. 
Like I was like, yeah. 

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And but Marvin Harrison, I 
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they tell the story is like, oh 
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This car wash and then some 
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car wash. 
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out to a Escalade and shot in it
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just like, Marvin Harrison, and 
then he's like, wasn't me. 

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Me. 
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them. 
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Yeah. 
I just think let him up. 

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Let him up. 
And, and so who's more talented,

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Marvin Harrison? 
AR Big L. 

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That's a good question. 
I mean, really that point I'm 

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gonna go Big L. 
Just because of the soft spot. 

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Isn't that what that's a middle 
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From a? 
If if you'd like it was a hero 

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going with the time LimeWire 
LimeWire? 

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Download guys. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Big time, Big L featuring, you 

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know, guy that didn't ever know 
Harrison. 

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I was literally just thinking of
the Colts receivers like it. 

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Use the other day. 
Oh Reggie! 

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Reggie Wayne Dallas Clark 
Reggie. 

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Wayne was my favorite receiver 
in the NFL when I was growing up

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being a contrarian take to just 
be like, well, I like the 

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second-best. 
Yeah, we all just take a moment 

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to appreciate the fact that 
JoJo's got fired today. 

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That was the best news. 
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Yeah, pack watch. 
Yeah. 

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That was yeah. 
He got he got fired. 

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That's funny David gettleman 
retired. 

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So that's a win-win for you 
guys. 

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But anywho, so PSI has an 
announcement here. 

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You did what? 
Today. 

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I walked out of my job. 
I put in my I walked out of my 

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job before the two weeks. 
Yeah. 

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Facts related or just no, I 
mean, I'm really quiet. 

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I was like I can tell you guys a
little story. 

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All the tell the whole story. 
Where's the calling last year? 

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Who were the, what's your last 
name? 

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Where can I go? 
Where the women that work? 

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There are only part of it. 
Yeah, but actually honestly the 

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reason today was because of it 
and I was just like, okay? 

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So I put in like my Nine weeks 
notice like Tuesday of last 

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week, you know and 1.1 0.8. 
Yeah, that's good. 

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You skimped? 
Yeah, your and up to that too. 

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Exactly. 
Yeah, CAC. 

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See ya Monday. 
It's Wednesday. 

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That's literally what happened. 
Anywho, sorry, sorry. 

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Sorry, sorry. 
He caught the podcast. 

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It's like Jerry Rice. 
You know, Jerry Rice, is it will

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tits in Brown's better? 
Oh, really? 

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No idea. 
He's not gonna, you know, it's 

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gonna write Jones. 
Yeah, Brent. 

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Brent Jones. 
Yeah. 

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We're in the middle of quitting 
his job. 

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I was like, I don't know, I can 
fill in hit what he's about to 

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say because I was just going to 
add on at the end of what he 

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said. 
Anyway, I'm fully. 

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In full, George Costanza, trying
to get fired by the Yankees 

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mode. 
Yeah. 

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I literally just wake up. 
I wake up an hour and a half. 

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After I'm supposed to be at work
now because I have a call at 

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8:15. 
I'm supposed to be on, I get on 

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that call. 
Hang out around my house until 

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about 10:00 do maybe one or two 
things that I absolutely have to

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do. 
So someone doesn't come 

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face-to-face, a bingo. 
Hey, what wasn't what? 

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And then I'm pretty much good. 
I'm fully just like after the 

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holiday break and just nobody. 
Buddy watching me watching over 

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me. 
I'm just fully stealing time and

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it feels pretty good. 
Okay, what the fuck? 

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Dude? 
You quit the podcast. 

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Yeah, you understand that? 
Right? 

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Like you just addicted. 
Hey. 

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All time is Jeff Garcia. 
Yeah, he was fake yet. 

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He was fake gay. 
It was the coolest move ever. 

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Like he only heard of that guy. 
I know for a fact that that 

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gentleman. 
Oh, no, he fucked. 

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Like like she lost like crazy. 
Yeah, nobody. 

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But his voice. 
He was like, yes, I was as 

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looking to the offensive 
coordinator and I need to link 

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to me and I blinked back and 
that's how I knew. 

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It was a shallow post. 
Okay, so I have this, I have 

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this, I have this friend locally
who is a she's a very attractive

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young man. 
She's not young middle-aged. 

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Enemies. 
American woman from the Bay 

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Area. 
She's young and then she's 

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mentally. 
You know, what, you know what 

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Eddie my life isn't that 
interesting. 

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So, I got a, I mean, like my 
tendency my tent. 

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Like my immediate Tendencies 
like try and sauce it up, right?

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Yeah. 
I've got this already when you 

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tell and region season story. 
Yeah. 

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I've got this incredibly 
underweight. 

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Well, overweight friend. 
Yeah. 

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The she's married. 
She's from. 

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She's from Campbell heard of it.
Yeah, here's our own it. 

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But she lives in Tempe, Arizona.
Now, and we would always Bond 

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about the 49ers and I was like, 
oh, you know Jeff Garcia, he's 

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great and she's like, I hate the
man. 

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I hate it and she would never 
tell me why. 

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Well, obviously he pumped and 
dumped the bitch that dude. 

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I mean no, it's I mean, he would
do the fake game move, but then 

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he was like, Playmate after 
Playmate after Playmate. 

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Oh, man. 
Yeah. 

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No, it was He did the pumpkin. 
It's the greatest thing that he 

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went to San Jose State. 
So he was like smashing all the 

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chicks. 
He couldn't smash like, but 

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still living in the same city, 
like it was like a, guess what? 

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I'm a quarterback. 
The Niners now. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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That is awesome for him. 
A reality. 

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You're moving to a new city and 
doing it, you know. 

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Yeah, it looked ran track. 
I'm sorry, he, you know, I never

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called you back but he's a hero 
to people like me on it. 

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Yeah, if you like them, I 
probably would think less of 

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them. 
Yeah, follow it up. 

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He followed up after. 
You're like, like, if he was 

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like, yeah, he was like, hey, 
just checking in re re your 

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pussy. 
Yeah, my God, they were my last 

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smash. 
You don't put anything in the 

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email, that wasn't even sent. 
Email alerts. 

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You like you sure you want to 
send this without the subject. 

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You sure I actually do have a 
woman that correspond with 

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exclusively through email, where
I just write in the subject line

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space. 
Like, like, I want this, I want 

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that, my grandpa used to send me
things like But like all the 

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time where it was just a 
picture. 

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And then he would just go like 
probably 35 words in the subject

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about like that's hey, Glenn. 
Glenn. 

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Hope schools going. 
Well. 

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Thought you think this was funny
like that. 

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It does make you realize how 
much subject body is redundant. 

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It's like her. 
It really is. 

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I just start the sentence in the
subject and finish up in the 

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body and everything's right to 
speak preview. 

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Yeah. 
I'm curious Zoom meetings. 

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Like What's up? 
Yeah, you were I don't think we 

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were recording When you said or 
maybe where I can't really, this

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has been wild because people 
have been in and out. 

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But yeah the zoom, what's Zoom? 
Yeah, what it, what it, what? 

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Other time we do an episode and 
I say something about Zoom with 

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Gary. 
He just goes 

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There and then Eddie's, like 
Eddie's. 

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Like what's the fucking 
Godfather? 

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Never heard of it? 
What the fuck is this? 

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I don't. 
Yeah, I was, I was, you know, I 

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was Court made a movie out of 
them. 

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Mario Puzo book. 
Yeah. 

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I was I was taught. 
Yeah. 

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I was engaging with the 
Microsoft Corporation. 

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Yeah. 
What's Mike when Eddie Eddie's 

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like what's Microsoft? 
What the fuck? 

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Hello. 
Bill got a yeah. 

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Glenn. 
Is Eddie singing like the Jones 

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got to say. 
I got a light up for this 

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episode. 
Did you Glenn did you? 

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I got the pain, you know, okay, 
that's cool. 

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No, I just I just say that's the
highest because I don't, you 

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know, I'm not the biggest weed 
guy as much anymore, and that's 

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the higher. 
So no, that's not what I heard 

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last night. 
You texted me? 

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The funniest, we'd text I've 
gotten since like I was oh yes. 

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Drop it ends up. 
It sends me a picture and it's 

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just him holding a joint like 
just this finger holding a joint

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and it's like this been, what 
does that banana leaf fucking 

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rap or something? 
That's very easy. 

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Well, I want Bug, but you know, 
they have like the hemp plant 

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rather non-tobacco blunt wraps 
or whatever, you know. 

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Yeah, so I just went into some 
random spot up here. 

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I've never been to before and I 
was like, hey, you got those 

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things and he's like, yeah, and 
he handed me to it. 

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But it's like, fucking like 
dried Banana Leaf rolled over 

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some shit. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, but then, but then he 
sends it to the right and he's 

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got something. 
He's like, he's like, dude, this

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Jack Herer is fucking fire. 
I feel like I could do calculus 

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on the shit. 
What is what do you think? 

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Portland, Oregon? 
Oh, okay. 

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Slither. 
Don't work like that everywhere.

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Wait, so we're like, oh, yeah, I
won't. 

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I do love it. 
Montavilla. 

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Oh shit. 
Okay. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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I'm a mom and I'm a very kind of
South Bay. 

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Got these codes. 
Are you? 

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Yeah. 
What do you mean Carolina? 

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Yeah. 
That's an l.a. 

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Cop said he's from Jersey. 
I am originally. 

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Yeah, he's a real New Jersey do 
from Portland, Maine. 

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Yeah, whooping. 
And that's the thing. 

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When I live in Portland. 
I was always like didn't, you 

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know, didn't you know that it 
was like a competition between 

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Between two guys and one was 
from Boston and one was from 

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Portland, Maine. 
And that's how they named the 

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town. 
But yeah, that's right. 

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It was me. 
That's my impression of being 

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when I lived in Portland. 
Horrible guy. 

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Yeah, but yeah, but we did was 
legal when I lived in. 

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Well, I lived in Seattle. 
A lot longer than I've been. 

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Yeah. 
Seattle was the first right 

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there. 
Yeah, and I mean I was like I 

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was like, you can go into a 
store. 

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Buy weed. 
It's pretty crazy. 

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I still that's still such a huge
thing. 

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I know it's going to sound like 
such a boomer thing, but it's 

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pretty crazy. 
We can do that. 

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You know, it's crazy because 
because my first experience with

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buying weed because having to 
like call a gangsta, like a 

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literal like a criminal human 
being who was untrustworthy and 

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could kill you to get like weed.
That would make you depressed 

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batch. 
Shout-out, Rodney selling weed 

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to a bunch of 14 and 15 year 
olds. 42 year old black dude who

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lived in a one-bedroom house? 
Yeah. 

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Yep. 
I got ripped off by my we I 

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probably told you about this 
plan. 

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Um, I got ripped off by my weed 
dealer in high school also. 

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Well, one day. 
I just, I called him. 

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And I was like, I need 17 bucks 
worth of would heed and low. 

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So we rolled up on it, and he 
rolled up in like a PT Cruiser. 

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And and then, and I just love 
how it ended in cash and drove 

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off. 
And so I just like handed him 

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cash through the window and like
never saw him again. 

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Hmm. 
Seriously hard? 

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I was hey, y'all be right back, 
man. 

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00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:27,300
Yeah, what I was desperate for 
weed because there was no really

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no other way. 
I could get it. 

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Well, we talked about, I found 
the very first car crash we did 

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or when I forget which one it 
was, but I remember talking 

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about, you'd get it in the 
cellophane bottom of the 

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cigarette brand, new cigarette 
packet. 

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Oh, you know what? 
I mean? 

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Yeah, do that. 
And he's not Again, soda cup 

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holder. 
Yeah, all that. 

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And then you would spend the 
entire day trying to buy weed to

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like it was a day thing. 
Like, oh, yeah, wake up. 

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And then hopefully by 4 p.m. 
You had. 

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We'd like, it was like it was, 
there was one time like super 

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sad, but yeah. 
Exactly for weed it is it really

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is a full process with it. 
The first, I think the first 

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time I ever randomly bought weed
off of someone, I went to the 

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mall and I think we were lit. 
It was like me and a guy was 

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like, only slightly friends with
until we went down. 

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Airbrushed t-shirt store at the 
mall and fucking swear. 

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I literally had to have been 
like, 12. 

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Like I was very fucking know. 
This is like, like middle to 

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late middle school and we went 
into this fucking store and this

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guy working at the airbrushed 
biggie, Looney Tunes t-shirt 

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store literally just was like, 
hey, man, you wanna buy some 

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weed and like just sold us like 
five dollars worth of weed. 

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And then afterwards like yo, you
wanna buy some clothes. 

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Yeah, and you that your homies 
died recently. 

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I got it. 
I wish I could, you know, it's 

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pretty crazy. 
Here are a, yeah, it'd do any of

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these names match? 
Any of them. 

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Pretty close. 
Look Eddie. 

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Did you get high? 
Dude? 

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I've literally never been more 
time. 

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Yes, entire life. 
This is the pursuit. 

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It's like fucking, you know, I 
don't know if this is like bias,

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but I remember seriously having,
like a mental breakdown. 

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In my basement, the first like, 
seven times. 

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00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,500
I got I didn't even get high. 
Yeah. 

441
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Yeah, and I was seventeen, like,
the first time I ever got high. 

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I remember like it was an, it 
was like, it felt like it was 

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like, 30 minutes later. 
I was driving in my car, on my 

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way, to work in. 
Like I I felt like, I just like 

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aggressively felt the my foot, 
on the gas, pedal of my car, and

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I was like, oh, I'm high and 
like I was in my car. 

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My car and I was like, I'm high 
like, yeah, you know, the I mean

448
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because I don't know. 
I feel like there's a learning 

449
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,400
curve to understanding that your
high when yeah, that happened to

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me. 
The first time I smoke. 

451
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I smoke on Super Bowl, Sunday, 
and probably eighth grade. 

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I think some like that, Super 
Bowl Sunday. 

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I don't, I don't remember the 
game. 

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That's what you said. 
I'd have never been sad that. 

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I remember that. 
Okay. 

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How old are you blend? 
Let, okay. 

457
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This is fun. 
How old are you going? 

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00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:11,400
Well, okay, so I know how old I 
was at the time, I knew which 

459
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,900
was her fact that would have 
been so in eighth grade, that 

460
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:18,000
would have been 2004. 
Okay. 2004 2004 Super that. 

461
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,400
Okay. 
So I think we're talking 

462
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,500
Patriots Panthers here from that
was the Super Bowl Halftime. 

463
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,200
Nipple. 
Slip show, was it not know that 

464
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,700
was a couple years prior because
I was not high for that. 

465
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,500
Okay. 
So so here's what I know is that

466
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:35,400
the 2006 Super Bowl was Seahawks
Steelers right at rigged a 

467
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,300
rigged, all eternity. 
So so so. 

468
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,200
So Two years before. 
That, would you say? 

469
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:43,000
Yeah, so I'm thinking I'm 
thinking, were either talking 

470
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,800
Steelers Cardinals? 
Or no. 

471
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,200
That was a way we're talking. 
Yeah, I don't I mean it was 

472
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,500
probably, I mean, like, a good 
bed is like, put the Patriots in

473
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,600
there. 
I think it was Patriots 

474
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,600
Panthers. 
Let me see, 2004, Super Bowl 

475
00:23:55,100 --> 00:24:00,000
Super Bowl. 
So that would have been and 

476
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:01,500
Patriots Panthers. 
All right. 

477
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,400
Well, yeah, he's okay pretty 
good. 

478
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,200
So, what happened was is I 
smoked right? 

479
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,700
And we smoked that of a guy who 
made a pipe out of tin. 

480
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:12,500
Foil, so it was like tinfoil and
you'd inhale out of it and it 

481
00:24:12,508 --> 00:24:14,600
like came up like an actual 
smokers pipe. 

482
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,900
He tried to create like a 
Gandalf pipe at its infancy. 

483
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,100
Very impressive. 
I thought that's how you had to 

484
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,500
smoke weed. 
Like those like, well, this is 

485
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,600
how you do it. 
And so, you can inhale off the 

486
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,100
tinfoil. 
I'm just ripped and I didn't 

487
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,300
realize, like, oh, we'd like 
destroys your throat and it's 

488
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,000
like, no, this actually just 
inhaling through tin foils is 

489
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,600
really enhances. 
Its okay, you know what your the

490
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,700
tinfoil, the lighter up to it 
for distortion. 

491
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,600
Offering for, we'd like it. 
Can I interject again here? 

492
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,300
That was the fucking Super Bowl 
with the Janet Jackson fucking 

493
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:43,900
nipple. 
Slip. 

494
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,700
What? 
That's weird. 

495
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,800
I don't remember being nice 
because I remember that, but I 

496
00:24:48,808 --> 00:24:50,300
guess I need to clear my name 
for that. 

497
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,300
That was the first couple I 
watched after I moved to North 

498
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,000
Carolina. 
I was like fuck, dude. 

499
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,100
The Panthers are in the Super 
Bowl. 

500
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:57,600
Don't worry the North Korea. 
That's that's that's that 

501
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,400
really, really exposes the power
of the media to make something 

502
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,400
out of nothing because it's 
like, yeah. 

503
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:08,500
Yeah. 
Oh my God, like I've Yeah. 

504
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,700
Yeah, I can Google a woman's 
pussy right now. 

505
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:16,800
Like, I don't care. 
Yeah, I thought the whole thing 

506
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:21,300
with that, was it that was like,
pissed off ex-boyfriend was 

507
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:25,700
trying to upstage the him. 
Britney Spears halftime. 

508
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:27,200
I think it was like look at this
bitches titties. 

509
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:39,900
Whoo, like I I'm high like I'm 
high, but I'm like, wow, this 

510
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,300
isn't that crazy. 
Right? 

511
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:44,100
I almost got like it was like a 
pretty high of being high. 

512
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,100
We ate a bunch of food. 
Like we ate like a bunch of 

513
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,700
Mother's Cookies, you know, like
the brand mother's cooking. 

514
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,300
Sure what his mom did not make 
cookies, use a wino. 

515
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,200
That was the only reason we 
smoke weed at his house because 

516
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,700
she'd be asleep at 7 p.m. 
She's passed out. 

517
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,700
Yeah. 
And like, what are you going to 

518
00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:01,500
like, you're shit-faced, and you
gave me mad at us for smoking 

519
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,800
weed outside. 
It's not really going to. 

520
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,400
Yeah, it's not gonna work. 
So so we're that the moral High 

521
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,900
Ground on Mom. 
Mom, it's the long call, you 

522
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:13,500
know, it's part of the deal, 
they call it and we so the next 

523
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:17,200
time I get, hi, I'm like I know 
how being high as I done that 

524
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,400
one time. 
So I'm just like taking rips. 

525
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,700
Right? 
And it's a blunt this time. 

526
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,500
So we're talking a whole 
different vest. 

527
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,300
So I get really, really high in 
like, but like I'm like, dude, 

528
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,300
I'm fucking, I like, is there 
something in the wheat? 

529
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:29,900
Is this different than the weed 
that I smoked? 

530
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,600
And then there, they very high 
school. 

531
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,400
Hangout session. 
Everybody has hoods on and 

532
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,900
checkered Vans. 
And then there's a soft rock 

533
00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:40,000
playing in the background. 
It's just, yeah, it's just like 

534
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,900
the song nightlife. 
And then they like those like 

535
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,400
the two songs. 
Everybody had just 

536
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,700
back-to-back-to-back mixed with 
Andre nikitina and that was like

537
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:52,100
high school playlist of getting 
high and I melted down. 

538
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:54,000
Do I saw, I saw things? 
I've never even seen on 

539
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,800
psychedelics, man. 
It was crazy. 

540
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,200
Wow. 
Yeah, then I'm yeah, then are 

541
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,700
you? 
Okay, but you're okay now, 

542
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:11,400
right? 
So PSI, you quit your job. 

543
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,500
Oh, yeah. 
Yeah. 

544
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,900
Yeah. 
In the podcast. 

545
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:37,100
But yeah, 
tell me about tell me about why 

546
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,500
you quit. 
Why you quit? 

547
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,500
Well, I did you prorate your I 
hate. 

548
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,300
I mean, I hate it. 
I hate it, this job. 

549
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,500
And it was just fucking like, 
you know, I've been, you know, 

550
00:27:46,508 --> 00:27:48,600
I've been looking at it for a 
minute, but then it just finally

551
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,500
came to a head. 
We're moving buildings and it's 

552
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:53,200
not this huge move and they're 
like, we're going to start at 

553
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,200
this new thing and it has all 
these other neurotic people on 

554
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,100
that side, too. 
So I'm like, all right, I'm up 

555
00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,000
but I know it's a pain in my 
heart right now man. 

556
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,600
This is really inspire me. 
I might just quit my job. 

557
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,100
Yes, dear. 
Yes. 

558
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:38,200
Yeah, so but I 
The men. 

559
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:44,000
Because they think it's reality.
That's what I don't know if that

560
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,500
I don't know and it's like yeah,
it's I mean there's many reasons

561
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,700
but that's the one that popped 
in my switches on Zoom calls. 

562
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,900
Get some balls. 
Don't their side dude. 

563
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:54,100
It's crazy. 
They get a list computer 

564
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:57,100
confidence, they do and this and
this was one of those things 

565
00:28:57,100 --> 00:29:00,700
where it would be like two pages
of zooming, people like not just

566
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,700
nine or five or whatever, you 
know, and you and of course we'd

567
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,900
be like muted all the time 
because, you know, we don't 

568
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:09,700
fucking but anyway, so, you 
know, I kind of As I was about 

569
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:12,300
to call him out and be like, but
the whole thing is these guys 

570
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,300
are so neurotic. 
It's crazy and like 

571
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:18,000
micromanaging, you know, and 
which is super weird. 

572
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,800
Like, you know, I've been 
opposite of that. 

573
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:21,900
Hey, you know what? 
I mean? 

574
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:24,600
Just haven't like. 
Yeah in terms of and you know 

575
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,500
who likes to be micromanage, you
know. 

576
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:31,500
So anyway, we get think we do 
this, you know, our lunch. 

577
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,000
But then we get these 10 minute 
breaks on either side, you know,

578
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,000
and like literally like nine 
times out of ten. 

579
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,800
We will skip like one of the 
breaks because we're so busy. 

580
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,300
Or what a lot of days. 
We just won't take any breaks, 

581
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,300
you know, and we want we never 
say shit about it. 

582
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:45,200
You know, it's just kind of 
understood, right? 

583
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,100
And then so I go and take my 
break at 10 today because I'm 

584
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,000
like, fuck it. 
I'm going to take it. 

585
00:29:49,008 --> 00:29:51,900
I have a few days left of this 
job and going to you know, like 

586
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:56,100
summer break and then I come 
back and the girl I work with is

587
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:59,400
like, yeah. 
Hey, like look at the slack that

588
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,000
I just got sick because we do 
slack, you know that? 

589
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
How you know what that shit is 
like. 

590
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,600
Yeah, but for like professionals
and yeah, yeah. 

591
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:09,800
Yeah, and so the Fucking 
manager. 

592
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:14,400
This is due to the low TSA. 
It was like he will first like 

593
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,400
he walked by the hollow where I 
was in my brain and I was like, 

594
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,300
okay, he's looking at me. 
I'm like, okay. 

595
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:23,800
And and so he sent her this 
slack on my coworker like, hey, 

596
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,900
just making sure that like rosin
working with you this whole 

597
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,500
time. 
Like he's even working alone. 

598
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,100
Have you? 
Like he didn't skip the morning 

599
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,700
and so he's like, he's like 
checking in to see if I have 

600
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,900
been which is ironic because I 
actually like, you know 

601
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,600
busted-ass morning. 
It's like let's get this shit 

602
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,600
done. 
We removed, you know, and and 

603
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,800
then. 
So she showed me that we were 

604
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,400
just laughing about it. 
I'm just like fuck. 

605
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,100
This is so dumb. 
Like I can't believe this guy's 

606
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,900
like three days before I leave 
checking. 

607
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:52,100
If I'm like a doing my job or 
just from taking too long of a 

608
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,700
break, you know, so I was just 
sitting there and I worked like 

609
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,600
an hour and I was just like, not
like mad but I was just like, 

610
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,700
what the fuck, you know, this is
what we, of course. 

611
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:02,100
If you just said to that guy, 
like, yeah, I didn't do shit, 

612
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:06,400
even if you had exactly. 
Yeah, or you're a faggot. 

613
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,700
They're just checking in making 
sure you're gay, right? 

614
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,700
Yeah, sorry, so yes, why are you
being gay? 

615
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,300
Yeah, exactly. 
There's some subject for you. 

616
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:22,100
Right here, pal. 
I'm letting some slack out on 

617
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,400
this thing right here for. 
Ya. 

618
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,600
Didn't think I was slacking. 
Did ya, so pull? 

619
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,500
I just got some slack. 
Yeah. 

620
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,200
So then I was like like an hour 
later. 

621
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,000
I was just like came to my 
senses. 

622
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,300
I was like, you know what? 
Nope, and I just like wrote up 

623
00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:38,300
this quick, email got all my 
shit hits and put my keys on the

624
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:42,500
table and just Like it and then 
and then like my manager and I 

625
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,400
other one texting me and she's 
like, this is even one. 

626
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,500
You know, she said, hey, you 
notice that you hating us. 

627
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,000
We let me take an early lunch, 
everything. 

628
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,900
Okay. 
I'm just, like, I just, I am of 

629
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,700
you guys like yeah, good luck. 
And that was it. 

630
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,000
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

631
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,400
Missing you said that, I thought
you had already put in your two 

632
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,000
weeks. 
But are you like a tech, bro? 

633
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,200
I know he did in my I put in my 
two weeks, but I left like 

634
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,000
today. 
Friday was supposed to be my 

635
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
last. 
So okay. 

636
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Let me look at that, make sense.
Okay. 

637
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,800
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

638
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,900
Yeah, so I was just like, yeah, 
I'm not coming anymore. 

639
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,600
And I was like later. 
Yeah, please, I'm proud of you, 

640
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,500
man. 
Hey, you're next to your 

641
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,100
inspiring me. 
Yeah, good luck. 

642
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,000
He's already type the email 
right now. 

643
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,300
Probably already. 
Honestly, do they have laid off.

644
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:23,700
They laid off a bunch of people 
right before Christmas, like, 

645
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:26,700
literally the most 
stereotypical, like, yeah. 

646
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:29,200
We're just gonna like downsize, 
half the company you work at 

647
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Glengarry Glen Ross. 
Yeah. 

648
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,400
The funniest thing about this 
whole baby. 

649
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,300
I've got it. 
I've got the lead. 

650
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,600
The only person I had like, 
daily correspondence with really

651
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,800
was the most Meek and timid 
Asian guy in the world who just 

652
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,000
gets steamrolled and every 
conference called just literally

653
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,200
sounds like a shut the fuck up. 
And just like talks over him and

654
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,200
they literally were like told 
him a week before Christmas. 

655
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,800
I believe that he's getting laid
off. 

656
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,500
Oh, and then fucking literally 
he was, I was on a call with him

657
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:07,300
and my boss like a week or so 
after that. 

658
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,900
And he was like, do you know 
what? 

659
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,500
Last day is and there is my 
boss's business. 

660
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,500
Like yeah, we're not really sure
yet. 

661
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,600
Just fucking hang in there till 
we let you know a day. 

662
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,200
Oh my fucking god. 
The fuck up man. 

663
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,300
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

664
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,500
Probably you'll be. 
That is so sexually. 

665
00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:29,300
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

666
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,000
Keep talking like that. 
It's now. 

667
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,500
Yeah. 
Yeah, that's what's so my my 

668
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,100
zoom man person was like, okay, 
could you? 

669
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,300
We actually, when I put in my to
wait like the The other day I 

670
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:42,400
was like, we need you for two 
more days. 

671
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,200
Can you do that? 
How much? 

672
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,300
Like, oh, yeah. 
Let me check on. 

673
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:47,200
That was really, you know, and 
then and then I just left early 

674
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,600
but that's crazy. 
That's fucking that hurt my soul

675
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,100
right there. 
So, so it's like, well, let me, 

676
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:55,200
let me ask you this. 
You've told me this and you 

677
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,600
don't know, whatever, if you 
didn't want. 

678
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,700
This said, then I'm sorry, but 
you said that, I had a lot of 

679
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:02,000
women managers at this company, 
correct? 

680
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,300
Yeah. 
Yes, women in management. 

681
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:07,500
I work for them right now and I 
feel like there's two ways. 

682
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,500
Women can be in management. 
They Super cool and the company 

683
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:16,699
fails or they could be like, 
just like on it on, you know, 

684
00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:19,100
micromanaging on and on and then
nobody wants to work there. 

685
00:34:19,699 --> 00:34:22,000
Those are the two. 
Those are the two ways. 

686
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,699
Outcomes of when you saying that
out loud, just made me realize 

687
00:34:24,699 --> 00:34:27,500
that, the only female manager 
I've ever had. 

688
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,400
Was that McDonald's when I was 
18. 

689
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,000
Mmm. 
Rosa how much money is a fast 

690
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,199
one? 
Was that was that? 

691
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:35,400
Yeah, which McDonald's? 
No, I. 

692
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:37,699
Yes. 
I've been to all of them in 

693
00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:38,800
North Carolina. 
So I just want to know what 

694
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:44,699
Yeah, but no the I mean which 
part of the were they in the 

695
00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:47,300
middle of that Venn diagram or 
were they like was she cool? 

696
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:51,100
And I mean if it was a fat 
Mexican lady who was a manager 

697
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:53,300
at McDonald's. 
So she was like a tight ship 

698
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,000
with all the black. 
I know her. 

699
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,200
Yeah, Porto Rican girls of her, 
although the white guys should 

700
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,300
really liked a lot. 
She just come over and hug me 

701
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,100
while I was just sweating over 
Grill. 

702
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:06,000
Where I can't even picture like 
a white guy working at 

703
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,600
McDonald's. 
It was fuck that. 

704
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,100
I really had never felt. 
Norman it was my first strategy.

705
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,300
That's about to happen. 
It's a very elegant, the West 

706
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:18,200
Coast at all. 
Like yeah, I'm going to hit. 

707
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,700
Yes. 
Sorry. 

708
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:22,600
What did you say was that in 
North Carolina? 

709
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,800
Yeah. 
Okay. 

710
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,300
Here we go. 
The McDonald's here. 

711
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:33,800
Like it's like we eat Guatemala.
Is it just water Mall in 

712
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,000
operation, fucking white on the 
kitchen. 

713
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,500
I made two good of him and 
impression in. 

714
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:42,200
My my interview I guess, and 
they're like, oh, well, let's 

715
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,800
throw throw. 
I remember having like, if y'all

716
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,900
have to do that, I know it. 
When I see it. 

717
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:50,900
Yeah. 
I had like an early life like a 

718
00:35:50,908 --> 00:35:54,500
spoiled boy existential crisis. 
Just when the first day. 

719
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,800
I was like at McDonald's and I 
was just literally a bead of 

720
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,400
sweat dropped onto the part of 
the grill at the base of it and 

721
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,000
it just throw it out until the 
way. 

722
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,400
And I was like, this is life, 
dude. 

723
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,100
I'm a real working, man. 
Now, this is bad. 

724
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:13,100
This white boy can go. 
There was this gay manager who 

725
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:16,600
came in about halfway through my
tenure there and he fucking 

726
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,900
didn't, like I don't get a lot 
of people who are just like 

727
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,500
outwardly dickish, like some 
people are, like, beacons for 

728
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,700
that, where they get like people
who just like meet them in a 

729
00:36:24,707 --> 00:36:26,000
scenario and they just decided 
by. 

730
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,500
All right. 
Well, fuck this guy doesn't 

731
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,100
happen. 
A lot. 

732
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:31,400
This guy came in with the 
biggest fucking hard-on for 

733
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,100
funding me. 
And there was like, dude. 

734
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,900
I first of all every eye works 
like weekends. 

735
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,800
Mostly I would wake up at like 5
to get to a McDonald's. 

736
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:42,400
Odds at 6 a.m. 
On like, a Saturday morning in 

737
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,900
college. 
I was like, only my life. 

738
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:47,300
Is gay as hell. 
That's the worst. 

739
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,900
The worst day of that was when I
walked into the bathroom. 

740
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:54,300
It was literally like 5:25 a.m. 
And I'm just like, I stayed up 

741
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:57,900
playing an MMO with Gary the 
night before, going to the 

742
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:01,000
bathroom. 
There's the fattest fuck you've 

743
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,200
ever seen in your entire life. 
Like, clearly a trucker taking a

744
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,300
break and just like taking a 
shit. 

745
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,800
It was the most, Rotting Flesh 
smell. 

746
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:15,000
I've ever smelled off of shit in
my I've never smelt a smell like

747
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,700
that in any other situation. 
All my years, Ice Road, Trucker 

748
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,600
shit. 
It was fucking, it was long 

749
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,800
dead. 
Body was in the bathroom and I 

750
00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:25,900
was like, dude, this is, is me. 
Neither was their hearing that 

751
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,900
in my Gonna Make, You might even
one. 

752
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:31,800
Yeah, he sounds cool. 
Yeah. 

753
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,300
I don't know. 
Women were disgusting until I 

754
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,100
read clean the bathroom. 
When I worked at a grocery 

755
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:38,800
store, man, like like because 
there's a third element. 

756
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Common speakers on the floor. 
You're like, oh, I guess I 

757
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,700
didn't know blood was like that 
and then, you know, and and they

758
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:49,000
clean it and like this lady, 
like you had to do a thing when 

759
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,800
you're a guy cleaning back and 
you gotta like, knock on the 

760
00:37:50,800 --> 00:38:00,700
door, be like, is there any 
chicks in here, you know, which 

761
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:04,400
is come by, the way? 
Like, I've used men's bathrooms 

762
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,800
like that the, the, okay, the 
University of Washington are 

763
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,500
Building a room in the basement.
I jacked off in there multiple 

764
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,000
times. 
Can we all be honest here? 

765
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,500
And can I just say that I've 
jacked off and every institution

766
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,100
I've ever been at? 
But it's good. 

767
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,300
So the McDonald's. 
I mean, there's a magic 

768
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,400
actually. 
Yeah, McDonald's came out. 

769
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:34,900
Clean at the University of 
Wisconsin and Lewis & Clark 

770
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,800
College, with my. 
Come on it. 

771
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,300
There's some real Trailblazer 
there. 

772
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:45,400
Yeah. 
Yeah, that's cool. 

773
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:49,000
I only done it at home. 
I'm so, I feel like such a 

774
00:38:49,008 --> 00:38:53,200
square, the home Jack. 
Yeah, maybe hold this have. 

775
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,700
Let's take two hours. 
I'm sorry. 

776
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,800
Yeah, I have a demon inside of 
him. 

777
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,500
I just feel like it's a road 
game at that point. 

778
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,400
I just my record on. 
The road wouldn't be great. 

779
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:06,800
You know, I'm well, I'm a sex 
addict, so it doesn't hmmm. 

780
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,600
You know, I had, I've really It 
kind of like, seems like a 

781
00:39:10,607 --> 00:39:12,900
different person who used to do 
that, because I literally would 

782
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:13,700
just like going. 
All right. 

783
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,600
Well, if you go jack off, like, 
I would only shit test in Middle

784
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,100
School. 
People have to go jack off now. 

785
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:23,500
That's all. 
I remember taking the cat, the 

786
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:26,800
cat test. 
I don't know what cat stands for

787
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,100
C, 80 in sixth grade coming all 
the time. 

788
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:36,200
Real low grade taking the cat 
test, perfect, for finishing the

789
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,900
test. 
And taking a Kleenex and 

790
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,400
rubbing. 
My rubbing it on my cock in the 

791
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,100
middle of other kids, taking a 
test. 

792
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:53,000
I fucking trying to jack off 
right on by the kleenex. 

793
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:57,500
There's like, I need I need the 
extra like stimulation. 

794
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,500
Like well, I thought I was to 
catch something to like, you 

795
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,300
know, what was a condom? 
Creating a condom. 

796
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,100
Sure for sure. 
Like. 

797
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:06,200
Okay, but just like, you know, 
whatever. 

798
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,900
Yeah, I do. 
Tom, I think, you know what, I 

799
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,600
realized I realized I don't want
to talk about it. 

800
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,400
I thought surrender when they 
turned off the lights, in my art

801
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,000
class. 
We would my art teacher, would 

802
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,100
turn on a boot. 
Sometimes he would read, like, 

803
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:21,800
sort of cool books by like New 
York Times. 

804
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,000
Authors, like, editorial type 
stuff, like compilation books of

805
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,900
that. 
This is a, he wasn't reading. 

806
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,300
And I can say at least one time 
in my life. 

807
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,100
I jacked off an art class when 
the lights were off and it 

808
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:33,900
moved. 
That's art. 

809
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,300
That was Art. 
I think that's awesome. 

810
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,400
And that's like that's like 
ghost world's. 

811
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:47,900
I mean, I don't think probably 
1414 fair game and you were 

812
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:51,800
jacking. 
You successfully Javis finger 

813
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,500
motion on like the underside 
ryebeck, but showing it up split

814
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:56,600
finger as well. 
Yeah. 

815
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:59,800
Well, yeah like this Roger 
Clemens style. 

816
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:11,000
They no no, Index and middle 
finger gun type scenario. 

817
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:19,300
Yeah. 
This at school is not a quick 

818
00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:22,000
process either. 
This wasn't like, I'm just doing

819
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,700
this for to. 
This is like a yeah, the Zuni 

820
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:28,300
Pueblo. 
Yeah, innovated the pottery 

821
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:36,000
style, my fucking art. 
Teacher of play like Dead Poets,

822
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,300
Society movies. 
Like, he Playing one of the best

823
00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:41,000
movies I've ever seen. 
I don't know if I've ever 

824
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,400
directly name this by name, but 
it became a big in joke for me, 

825
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,200
Gary. 
And Ryan, for a while, the movie

826
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,600
fielder's Choice. 
It's a sort of Hallmark movie. 

827
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:52,000
I don't know what do definitely 
don't? 

828
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,800
Nobody does. 
I don't know what it's starting.

829
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,100
Chad Lowe. 
Rob Lowe's brother. 

830
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,900
Sure. 
Chad. 

831
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:06,500
I mean like like our De Niro. 
He played a lot of stuff like 

832
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:15,600
your movies coming home tonight.
You can just grab your dick full

833
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,500
grip in the middle of class. 
You have to kind of have to have

834
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:37,000
a 
Just like, by the way, guys 

835
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,200
guys. 
AJ. 

836
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,400
Soprano. 
You mentioned this. 

837
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,600
He had remember we had that like
Mexican girlfriend who had hit. 

838
00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:46,400
Ya got for ya. 
Yeah. 

839
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,700
Well apparently turtle on 
Entourage was fucking the same 

840
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:56,100
girl. 
Wow in real life in on the show,

841
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,100
us around barely passed. 
Pussy around on, HBO the 

842
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:04,500
Entourage. 
It I just it's very 

843
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,100
uncomfortable. 
Durable for me to see like my 

844
00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:10,400
sexual preferences being 
repeated by like the biggest 

845
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,700
losers on HBO. 
Next. 

846
00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:18,000
I definitely, I mean that's 
definitely going to be all up in

847
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,600
some homies. 
Looking, cholo. 

848
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,500
I'm gonna, I'm gonna be very 
upset. 

849
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,000
He's gonna be at the mall 
walking around and now that's I 

850
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,700
can't dude, if succession goes 
to the mall. 

851
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:33,600
I'm going to become that guy who
shot up man. 

852
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,200
That just be real with me for a 
second. 

853
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,100
Dad. 
Meet me at the mall. 

854
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:44,700
We're going to top off colored 
hat when he's yeah, Panda 

855
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:47,000
Express like yeah, if I'm 
cooking Logan ruined. 

856
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:54,000
My not my godson. 
It's almost the orange chicken 

857
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,500
is I don't want a fucking 
course. 

858
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,600
We do the McDonalds commercials 
to where he's like, what are? 

859
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,500
Yeah, he does. 
He does. 

860
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,200
He's like McDonalds commercials 
and he's like, how can one grab 

861
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,800
just one fry? 
Yeah. 

862
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:17,700
Brian Cox, he's like he's like, 
oh your heart is warmed up and 

863
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:20,400
eat one at a time. 
Cannot be trusted like as is 

864
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,100
where like, yeah, it does it. 
So is it double decker? 

865
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:26,800
Talk on the go is harder than 
anybody. 

866
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:34,700
I'll just say that like I love 
the fact that he doesn't have 

867
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:37,000
any. 
Clue who I am really, really 

868
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,900
hurts. 
My he doesn't he doesn't know, 

869
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:42,500
literally, anybody finishing 
episode. 

870
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:46,900
It's like, it's like I have been
a supporter of your Mexican 

871
00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:50,500
girlfriend arc on the planet 
does not matter. 

872
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:54,400
Do you know if you the only 
thing, the only way you're going

873
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,300
to get Gary to remember who you 
are and even then it's a 

874
00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:01,300
crapshoot is if you have your 
face just directly in his face 

875
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:04,400
and you're having a conversation
about something I'm interested 

876
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,800
in. 
Enough beyond that make up shit.

877
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,200
Anime or Manga and then. 
Yeah. 

878
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,700
Whoa, dude only, I can make fun 
of Gary like that. 

879
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:11,900
I that wasn't making fun of 
them. 

880
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,400
Now, dude. 
I heard the voice of his name's 

881
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,300
Matt. 
That's, that's a good Gary. 

882
00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:19,000
I didn't do that. 
What the fuck? 

883
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:23,800
Dude, your sounds like the 
Nickelodeon version of Gary 

884
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,000
though. 
Like, it's likely that was that 

885
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,600
was very for a while to be fair.
It was very rainy. 

886
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,200
My image of Gary is yeah. 
It's a prepubescent version. 

887
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,800
That's my original formation of 
it. 

888
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,400
You sound like you're doing 
Mark. 

889
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:42,600
But you're, you're doing a mark 
mothersbaugh impression of again

890
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,200
over the fuck. 
That is yeah. 

891
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,900
Is that Mark? 
Mothersbaugh? 

892
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:51,800
He was the guy, what would 
Nickelodeon, what would you do? 

893
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,600
He was the her? 
Oh, I don't know. 

894
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,900
I mean, I was thinking of a show
where they bring a gay guy into 

895
00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:00,200
a store and he just, it's called
a faggot. 

896
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,700
But I don't know what it is. 
This is like they show. 

897
00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:10,700
Guys, big gigantic fat amazing 
ass and then they asked the cave

898
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:13,700
and then they asked the gay guy,
what would you do to that guy's 

899
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:16,700
ass while he was in Devo? 
I didn't know that. 

900
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,300
Well, you know what? 
Well, I thought that he was the 

901
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:22,400
brother of a Devo guy and he's 
wearing the pot on his head. 

902
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,100
Wow. 
Yeah. 

903
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:27,400
No Nickelodeon was a always at 
my core Mark. 

904
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,600
Mark mothersbaugh. 
Oh, no, it's him. 

905
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:32,000
I guess. 
Yeah, he's in Vivo confirm. 

906
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,600
What would you do? 
Fucking Legend? 

907
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:41,900
Hey, Hey Ham, Joy Division. 
When when you see a guy's big 

908
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:45,400
gigantic juicy glass, what would
you? 

909
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,200
What would you do to enjoy 
division? 

910
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,200
He just he just goes wrong doc. 
That's not new age. 

911
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,800
Just fine. 
Yeah. 

912
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,700
Yeah. 
Yeah, full Network. 

913
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,100
Like the hope the TV show and 
the movie network, where he's 

914
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,800
just going off on stage and 
stuff. 

915
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,700
But yeah, it's but it's what 
would you do? 

916
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,700
And he's just yelling at old 
bands from the 80s yelling. 

917
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:12,700
At New Age, Vans a human being 
like Marky Marky Smith. 

918
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,600
Is that that a guy, the phone 
isn't, I would imagine? 

919
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,500
Yes it is. 
Yes. 

920
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,100
It is. 
Thats. 

921
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:19,900
Yeah. 
Okay. 

922
00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:21,300
I'm sorry. 
I don't know. 

923
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,900
There's no more blind spot for 
me. 

924
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,600
You know, why do they all look? 
Damn? 

925
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,700
This guy? 
Looks like shit. 

926
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:29,500
Yeah. 
He like looked like weird, but 

927
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,800
then he like just aged horribly.
Oh, he passed away. 

928
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,400
I just say that. 
Mark mothersbaugh, basically 

929
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:38,000
just looks like me. 
This is pretty much little that 

930
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,800
was my main point. 
It is not like you. 

931
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,400
Well, there's like an 
approximation that you can say 

932
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:50,500
like me, like historically kind 
of fat guy who has glasses and 

933
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,500
like gross facial hair pretty 
fast. 

934
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:56,700
Like I can just be like of 
quarter of the Earth's like 

935
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:58,700
white guy population pretty 
easily. 

936
00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:00,500
Mmm. 
It's fair. 

937
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,200
I mean, people are in the corner
of your eye. 

938
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,800
Yeah. 
No, I know I've seen, because 

939
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,400
I've seen you and I see Um, 
guys, there there is, like, just

940
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,400
guys that look like you like, 
yeah, and they're not, and they 

941
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,100
don't even know, they might be 
just completely different, but 

942
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:13,900
that it's just a loan. 
They get no pussy in there. 

943
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:17,600
I'm way prettier everything and 
everyone loves love loathes 

944
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,100
them. 
But your and Iran. 

945
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:27,400
I'm sending you, a dick pic. 
Duran, Duran Hungry, Like the 

946
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,000
Wolf there. 
Yeah, I'm Hungry. 

947
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,600
Like the Wolf for you to see 
this amazing dictated. 

948
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,200
I'm Hungry Like the Wolf for you
to check your Looks. 

949
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:40,700
Yeah. 
I've just Googled New Wave 

950
00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:44,200
musicians and so now I'm going 
to do every one of them Elvis 

951
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,100
Costello. 
He is not a New Wave Music, 

952
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:50,100
well, according to google. 
He is Elvis Costello. 

953
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:57,400
Check out my puckered asshole. 
It's just you playing pump it up

954
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,300
and if you flip, yeah. 
Yeah. 

955
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:05,200
Debbie Debbie Harry. 
Well, Oh, yeah. 

956
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:12,000
Yeah, I mean, you gotta send a 
hug for her, for sure. 

957
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,700
For. 
Yeah, that I mean, you have, you

958
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,200
have the right idea. 
You gotta just keep it going the

959
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,100
other way. 
But the yeah, I was, I was 

960
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:23,600
thinking about what Eddie said 
about AJ, soprano and we did. 

961
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,400
You guys have Mervyn's where you
grew up. 

962
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,300
Yes. 
I remember Mervyn's. 

963
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:29,900
Yes, servants. 
Okay, because I feel like there 

964
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:32,700
was a bunch of different names 
but we of stores but we all 

965
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:35,900
bought the same clothes back 
then like See people holls 

966
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:37,300
holls. 
Okay. 

967
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,500
Yeah. 
What's it's like a do you have 

968
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:39,500
Cole's Eddie? 
Is that? 

969
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah. 
Okay, so it's very sweet. 

970
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,400
Very I if it didn't become calls
it like kind of is like it's 

971
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,500
that basically schools like you 
could buy like you were like 

972
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,300
almost cool. 
If you shop there, you know, I 

973
00:49:49,308 --> 00:49:51,700
mean like you're like, okay, I'm
not going to get me fun of if I 

974
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:54,200
shop here. 
You've got the Adidas track 

975
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,500
pants, but it doesn't know. 
I've got six College, says 

976
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,600
Adidas, huh? 
Wasi out was Sour or whatever. 

977
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,600
That fucking brand was called, 
Massimo Massimo. 

978
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,900
There you go. 
I was a while ago. 

979
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,900
I was almost there. 
But yeah, I couldn't. 

980
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:07,000
Yeah. 
Massimo's it talked. 

981
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,400
I thought Massimo his Target. 
It's they probably they probably

982
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,100
dude. 
That's amazing. 

983
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:15,400
Like like like I thought Massimo
was like this insane. 

984
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,500
Like excellent brand was just it
was just a department store 

985
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:22,600
brand. 
Like I didn't know that sounds 

986
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,700
fancy fancy. 
If you're younger than us and 

987
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:28,200
don't know what that is. 
Like people are like Massimo's 

988
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,000
that like a cologne like I mean,
yeah, let me check. 

989
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Jack's patreon. 
See if you did a Massimo 

990
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,100
episode. 
Like, how about I was such a 

991
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:40,600
fucking faggot dude that when I 
this had to have been very early

992
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,200
college. 
I was like planning on going on 

993
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,800
a date with someone who like 
wasn't even considering what we 

994
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,000
were going to do with day. 
I like went to a department 

995
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,700
store of some sort. 
And I remember buying a Massimo 

996
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:55,200
shirt and be like, yeah, this is
this is good. 

997
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,300
This is good right here, the 
woman next to you, just just 

998
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:01,700
just lost herself all over the 
floor when she looked at you and

999
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,700
you know that dude you just 
brought back a memory. 

1000
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,900
Three of me being a third wheel 
on an AA. 

1001
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:16,300
I am AOL Instant Messenger. 
So I was at the mall be okay. 

1002
00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:20,300
This is fucked up. 
I was the third wheel at an AI 

1003
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:25,500
am date and we went into a Bath 
and Bodyworks my oral 

1004
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:30,300
Communications teacher was 
working there and I had to tell 

1005
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:33,700
her that I didn't have a date. 
Department wasn't funded very 

1006
00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,800
well. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1007
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:36,200
Yeah. 
No. 

1008
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,000
No, I mean like it didn't even 
occur to me like Jesus Christ. 

1009
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,400
My teacher is working at a mall 
store to because because I was 

1010
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,800
so obsessed with my patheticness
over, I was the third wheel on 

1011
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,800
this. 
This a, I am dead basically done

1012
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,100
that. 
I've pretty much been there. 

1013
00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:55,900
Like, I don't it was it wasn't 
like explicitly said, to you. 

1014
00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,700
Like this is an aim'd, a try. 
There's just two people who like

1015
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:01,400
talked on a I am and your 
friends like the guy basically. 

1016
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:02,200
Yeah. 
I've done that. 

1017
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,600
I've probably done that like 
three times that I've had. 

1018
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,000
I've had very low depths. 
I only got turned down on a I am

1019
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,400
so I don't even get. 
Yeah say yeah the fucking for 

1020
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,000
dude, I hunt looks at him. 
I am history. 

1021
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,700
Like there were there were women
that were older than me. 

1022
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:19,100
Who were probably hot that were 
interested in me. 

1023
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:23,700
And I just disqualified myself 
because they thought that that 

1024
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,300
was crazy. 
You know what? 

1025
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:26,900
Yeah, that's, that's a bad move 
and you Pete. 

1026
00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:29,100
No one will tell you that when 
you're young that's a bad move 

1027
00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,100
to do like you. 
Like there's a exactly. 

1028
00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:34,500
You could, you could have gotten
like, at least two or three of 

1029
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,300
those. 
Situations. 

1030
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:37,800
You thought you were counted out
and you're probably good to go. 

1031
00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:41,700
I know it's, I see. 
I'm 35 now. 

1032
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,100
That's fine. 
Really want to get the aim back?

1033
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,100
Going, is what you do? 
35. 

1034
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,400
We need to bring back. 
And dude. 

1035
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,100
I remember the greatest moment 
of my life was sitting on the 

1036
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,100
phone with. 
I think I think it was Gary 

1037
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:55,700
where there was this like the 
classic like em, he's not a 

1038
00:52:55,707 --> 00:52:57,800
Chad, but he's like the popular 
guy in our class. 

1039
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,500
He's turned out to be kind of a 
mousy sort of guy later on any 

1040
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:05,000
such case. 
But yeah, I fucking I was I was 

1041
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,100
sitting there on the phone with 
him and I was like, man, I bet 

1042
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,700
that guy's password is just like
his girlfriend's name. 

1043
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:13,300
No numbers or anything height is
screen him in type, his password

1044
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:23,500
in 100% his buddy list and then 
just was like embarked on the 

1045
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:27,000
greatest role campaign. 
My elementary school had ever 

1046
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:37,500
seen. 
He literally it was the greatest

1047
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:40,000
time of my life because I was 
like, guys, this guy had like 

1048
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,800
350 friends which was unheard of
to me. 

1049
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,000
I'd like 13 and I was like, 
okay, who all is on here? 

1050
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,900
I like I heard he was getting it
lasted. 

1051
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah, dude. 
He was like Jennifer the most 

1052
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,500
loved guy in Arkham North 
Carolina, like sort of Country 

1053
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:56,800
School. 
Not a very big Community, but it

1054
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,600
was very funny because I 
basically talked my way into a 

1055
00:54:00,607 --> 00:54:04,900
different Social Circle for the 
rest of my life as far as Is 

1056
00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:07,700
like middle school and high 
school goes because of that 

1057
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,300
literally just would be like 
either fucking with people and 

1058
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:15,200
just like trolling the shit out 
of absolute like, just like 

1059
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,900
puberty ridden, guys, who are 
ready to fight me because I was 

1060
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:21,800
called him gay on a I am. 
And then I remember one time 

1061
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,500
there was like this, this girl's
older sister and I remember 

1062
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,600
getting a hug at an at a middle 
school dance because of the 

1063
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,500
hacking you hear that and I was 
like, yes, dude. 

1064
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,000
This is I'm the shit. 
Right now. 

1065
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,400
Did my life. 
Ha ha ha. 

1066
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:40,100
No, that's fucking basically. 
Like you need guys hit that. 

1067
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,800
Essentially what that was. 
Yeah. 

1068
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,500
Nah man. 
Fuck Glory. 

1069
00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,800
Glory Days. 
That's what I call them all 

1070
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,900
down. 
Hill from there to be on. 

1071
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:49,700
Yeah, that it was. 
Yeah. 

1072
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:52,500
Now it was cool. 
It was cool because like you all

1073
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:55,100
of a sudden like I was friends. 
I remember being like because 

1074
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:56,800
you I just added whoever I saw 
it. 

1075
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,800
I was like, oh, you have a 
screen name. 

1076
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,200
That's cool. 
You know, I mean if the person 

1077
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,300
that sat next to me in class, we
wouldn't talk the entire time 

1078
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,000
but then also and they'd be 
like, hey class was gay. 

1079
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:18,500
When he gets on his computer and
you hear the door sound effect. 

1080
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:24,200
Oh shit. 
It was gay. 

1081
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,700
I really enjoyed it away 
messages. 

1082
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,600
Like we need that. 
I am like a 12. 

1083
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,700
I don't remember what any of my 
away messages were. 

1084
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:34,600
Like people did the obvious like
love. 

1085
00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:37,800
Like dumb shit, like number the 
hot where they would respond to 

1086
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,400
you. 
They go what? 

1087
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,200
Yeah, that's probably what I 
did. 

1088
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,100
That was probably what I want 
and then you respond, you back. 

1089
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:44,300
Now, my bad. 
I can't understand what you're 

1090
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:46,300
saying. 
Like there's a trick. 

1091
00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:50,000
Like he's that happened to me 
recently with a guy with like a 

1092
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,600
middle-aged as a career. 
Like a guy. 

1093
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:58,700
I was in a professional setting 
with I called and his voice was 

1094
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,100
like, hello and I'll say, I was 
nervous. 

1095
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,400
I was like, I think this is what
I think he's the fake. 

1096
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,300
Fuck. 
Voicemail. 

1097
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,900
Hey Buster had that fight. 
No, I'm just kidding. 

1098
00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:13,800
Why message, which says what? 
Huh? 

1099
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,100
So retarded, yeah, yeah, you 
kids don't know what the fake 

1100
00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,600
voice mail. 
You don't know what that feels. 

1101
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,900
Like. 
I was literally on speaker with 

1102
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:46,700
a co-worker in the room. 
I was calling a guy to get 

1103
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:50,700
something done and a another guy
was looking at me for answers 

1104
00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:52,500
and I got punked by a voice 
mail. 

1105
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:58,000
You deserve to kill that person 
like night. 

1106
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,100
Like that. 
That should be the law. 

1107
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,600
Yeah, you look at each other 
like you. 

1108
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,800
I'm sorry, but this I mean he 
only Goodbye, Place long time 

1109
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:10,400
that I genuinely do not give a 
fuck like everyone I work with 

1110
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,800
is like I could not give less of
a fuck about their opinion about

1111
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:18,300
me because it's like it doesn't,
it's this it sounds very 

1112
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:19,700
pretentious. 
But I mean you talk with enough 

1113
00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:20,500
guys. 
You like? 

1114
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,100
Yeah. 
I got the mint mint a little bit

1115
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:26,100
and you're just like, yeah, it's
this guy doesn't does not matter

1116
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:29,200
what he thinks about me. 
Like he's not even if I 

1117
00:57:29,207 --> 00:57:31,900
disappear from this guy's frame 
of you. 

1118
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,700
He forgets. 
I even exist. 

1119
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,300
So cool for getting like a hero 
object. 

1120
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:41,300
Well, so I that is awesome Eddie
and I work in similar fields and

1121
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:43,700
like I work in construction, but
we also work for different 

1122
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:45,400
contractors like we're 
contracted out. 

1123
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,600
So like you'll see like somebody
if somebody leaves their the 

1124
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:52,200
shop at six and you leave at 
7:30 for a month. 

1125
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:54,900
You don't see that person for a 
month, like your coworker and 

1126
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:57,600
like, I remember one time like a
there's it's really cool. 

1127
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,300
Looking cool. 
Scenario. 

1128
00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,600
We see you got your like, holy 
shit. 

1129
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,100
What the fuck? 
Like what are you doing here? 

1130
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,600
And they're like, oh, yeah. 
I know. 

1131
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,500
I just, I've been, like, working
the entire time. 

1132
00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:07,100
The same company as you and get 
interesting. 

1133
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:09,200
Yeah, it's really cool. 
I enjoy it's way better than 

1134
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,600
being surrounded by just as must
be awesome to be in a trade in a

1135
00:58:12,607 --> 00:58:15,200
place. 
That's not like Bumfuck, sort of

1136
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:18,600
like me because I genuinely 
can't have a conversation about 

1137
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:22,500
anything that isn't work-related
or like, major geopolitical 

1138
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,200
events. 
It's like, I'm getting like a 

1139
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,200
good take from the guy on like 
something that's like a 

1140
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,900
worldwide phenomenon happened. 
I mean, don't get me wrong. 

1141
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,000
I'm not like a dick to be a lot.
Like this guy is a complete 

1142
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,400
fucking. 
I'm not like this. 

1143
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,500
So I guess that one base. 
I live. 

1144
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:36,900
I listened to the car career 
guys car crash. 

1145
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:41,200
And when when you guys are 
talking about this kind of and 

1146
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,300
Glenn was talking about the 
Mexican, dude. 

1147
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:45,100
I was working. 
Yeah, you believed some crazy 

1148
00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:47,500
shit. 
Oh, I know you look at me. 

1149
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:51,800
I don't I look like I have 
different white guy beliefs and 

1150
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:56,400
it could go anywhere. 
You know, I could be Third 

1151
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,000
Reich. 
I could be just, you know, 

1152
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,100
something else like it. 
You can look at me tested you 

1153
00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:02,100
out and he pulled up his phone 
and showed you some training 

1154
00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:05,600
parents. 
Like you like this man is That 

1155
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:35,900
has a yeah, it does not happen. 
Oh, yeah, everybody knows the 

1156
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:37,600
death metal Mexican. 
Those guys are cool. 

1157
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,600
You know, I haven't met one of 
those and oh really? 

1158
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,100
I don't find you. 
They're crawling. 

1159
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,600
There's everywhere. 
Yeah, you'll see a guy with a 

1160
00:59:43,607 --> 00:59:48,200
sea full tour of shirt and like 
Rob Rob, true Helo, Metallica 

1161
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,500
hair, I guess the East Coast 
become a West Coast guy. 

1162
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:51,900
I would love that. 
Oh, yes. 

1163
00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:53,600
Yeah. 
I would you come out to the West

1164
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,800
Coast dude, I swear to God, I 
will start the best gambling 

1165
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,800
show of all time from a West 
Coast guy. 

1166
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,000
That sounds nice. 
I think I've always had a dream 

1167
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,700
of like moving to the southwest 
and is becoming like a used car 

1168
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:06,000
salesman just like Like riding 
it out down there. 

1169
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,500
Having like a little small ranch
somewhere like a little can you 

1170
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:14,000
can't escape the Southwest once 
you become a part of it? 

1171
01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:16,300
Southwest, it's cool, man. 
I love the Southwest. 

1172
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,100
Yeah love it. 
So I love Arizona. 

1173
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:19,900
I love it. 
I kind of real had this 

1174
01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:22,100
realization. 
I kind of like North Carolina a 

1175
01:00:22,107 --> 01:00:23,700
little bit though. 
It's kind of cool. 

1176
01:00:23,700 --> 01:00:25,900
It's where I would go. 
Probably like if I was like, I'm

1177
01:00:25,908 --> 01:00:28,800
going to move to a state that's 
like not California and not like

1178
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:32,600
California, I would have like, 
well, I'm lying if I want to go 

1179
01:00:32,607 --> 01:00:34,200
to like Alabama, right? 
I'm sorry. 

1180
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,100
I'm not going to I think yes, 
definitely good about it. 

1181
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,400
But there's nothing specifically
really bad about it. 

1182
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:42,200
Either outside of some things 
that are racist to say, but 

1183
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,600
what? 
Oh, yeah. 

1184
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,100
Yeah. 
Yeah, I don't comprehend. 

1185
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,000
Like, I don't, I don't know. 
I just, I just connect again. 

1186
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,800
I got these eat for a second 
that I don't know. 

1187
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:56,000
Oh, okay. 
You are how you act? 

1188
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:01,400
Yeah, for you aim a compromise. 
Yeah, the same thing, that was 

1189
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:07,000
his message. 
Actually that Yeah, the Mexican 

1190
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,800
guys out here are really funny 
because like, it's like kind of 

1191
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,100
a thing online to, but hey, you 
guys know that Mexicans aren't 

1192
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:11,800
like. 
Whoa. 

1193
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,000
There's always some guy that's 
tweeting that ever. 

1194
01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:39,600
That's good. 
Now is just as there's nothing 

1195
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,000
cooler than the Bay Area, 
Mexican. 

1196
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,400
There's a rock, ladies. 
There's no, they are the 

1197
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,100
Rednecks of caliban. 
The realize it like in cities. 

1198
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,400
They are the Rednecks. 
Like they got cars parked on the

1199
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,000
fucking Lon. 
They got, you know, like shit 

1200
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,500
like that. 
They party like a motherfucker. 

1201
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,300
It's basically essentially like 
Mariachi music is essentially 

1202
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:59,800
like German lie or not. 
It's like German redneck music. 

1203
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:04,400
Obama music is. 
Yeah, German polka with mixed 

1204
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:09,300
with you know, Mariachi at 
Mariota. 

1205
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:11,600
Best is when you see a guy like 
Avi, when you see a guy with 

1206
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,300
like a Zoomer perm in 
California's, got the Zoomer 

1207
01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:17,200
permease, got like a stud 
earring and he's really he's 

1208
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,600
driving like a lowered Acura 
Integra and then he walks it 

1209
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:35,500
goes into cards and 
100,000 people and they're just 

1210
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:39,100
going to dump. 
How crazy is 

1211
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:56,400
from Sinaloa? 
Are they also kind of held up? 

1212
01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:58,900
Yeah, that's cartel funded right
there, for sure. 

1213
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:01,800
And there's nothing better than 
getting accepted into a group. 

1214
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:06,800
I had a one crew of contractors 
full Mexican crew, which doesn't

1215
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,000
always. 
And for some reason, there's 

1216
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,700
always like a white leader and 
then they have Mexican 

1217
01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:12,500
underlings. 
But this one was the full 

1218
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:15,200
Mexican crew. 
I got in tight with them, and 

1219
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,700
that was a very nice thing to 
roll up on and check on them. 

1220
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,900
Yeah, working because they all 
like I was basically King Green.

1221
01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:22,400
Get like the first couple times.
I went out. 

1222
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,900
I heard Gringo muttered. 
As always happens. 

1223
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:28,000
If you're a white guy and 
construction at least ones 

1224
01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:31,200
where, oh and I like I don't 
even know what the fuck I said, 

1225
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,200
but I was just, like, literally 
just spazzed out artistically, 

1226
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,200
but they took it as if I was 
like cool. 

1227
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,400
And then like, all right. 
Cool, dude. 

1228
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,500
This guy's cool now. 
Yeah, I was gonna I was in a 

1229
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:41,000
road trip. 
How did you 

1230
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:54,000
like they'll be like the best is
like, when, like one girl be 

1231
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,100
late on the crew and then the 
Mexican guy turns to you, and 

1232
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:57,900
he's like a fucking Mexicans, 
huh? 

1233
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:14,600
That's the best. 
The the guys who there's some 

1234
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,700
pretty fucking cool ones that 
like that will be like, hey, did

1235
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:53,300
you listen to the Rogan? 
Hey, carbs are bad for you. 

1236
01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:14,200
Sweet homes in my face pasta up.
That's handy. 

1237
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,000
Right there saying, cleaner 
room. 

1238
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:29,300
I just don't even. 
Yeah, I'm slaying the dragon 

1239
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:36,600
homes, the hero's journey, 
though. 

1240
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,500
Have you heard a Joseph Campbell
man? 

1241
01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:09,800
You know, a thing or two about 
pu is correct, dude. 

1242
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:14,200
I've studied POS like for 
academic Affairs academically. 

1243
01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:17,000
Yeah, I can him at Lewis & 
Clark, Honey. 

1244
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,200
Jack talking about. 
I know, I understand the joke, 

1245
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:23,200
but yes. 
Hell yeah, what did you learn? 

1246
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,700
Well, I mean, does it work? 
It's so crazy because, no, 

1247
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:30,700
because I know that I've even 
had sex in five years because 

1248
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:35,100
the only thing, the only thing 
that they can't teach you is 

1249
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:39,500
courage to talk to women. 
That's all it requires. 

1250
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,000
That's really the biggest 
hurdles here. 

1251
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,300
That's yeah. 
Whole thing work. 

1252
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:45,200
Anything you didn't help with 
like like like like there's no 

1253
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,700
there's like, yeah, once you 
talk to women, I'm sure we could

1254
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:53,600
we could get into it like yeah. 
I didn't, you know say this or 

1255
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,900
that. 
But the only important thing is 

1256
01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:02,000
that you say shit to women. 
So that's the and that can't be 

1257
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,300
taught that. 
Yeah, if the chick likes you it 

1258
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:06,100
doesn't really fucking matter 
what you say. 

1259
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,100
That's okay. 
Like I just, you know, I mean 

1260
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:11,800
like you because you're bomb 
almost every time like, unless 

1261
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,900
like ruin, and that's been the 
case you make your life, too 

1262
01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:15,200
hard. 
She wants to be your friend, and

1263
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,400
that's the worst thing of all 
time. 

1264
01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:20,900
Although I do have a friend now,
who is it? 

1265
01:07:20,908 --> 01:07:23,300
Who said, like Brendan? 
You know what? 

1266
01:07:24,100 --> 01:07:26,700
I throw you some pussy. 
If you come and visit me, like, 

1267
01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:31,800
oh, yeah, your to like, let me 
end the cycle. 

1268
01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:35,100
Mmm. 
Yeah, isn't that amazing? 

1269
01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:37,000
Yeah, that's, that's a good 
friend. 

1270
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:45,000
That's sweet of that, that 
ladies in the audience, who 

1271
01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:55,000
would like, Finger out right 
now. 

1272
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,600
Yeah, can we buy you a flight? 
Maybe like that? 

1273
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,500
I got some cell phones. 
Gift card is literally what the 

1274
01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:01,100
guy told Brendan he was telling 
me the story before we record. 

1275
01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:02,600
He's like, why are you not on 
Expedia? 

1276
01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:05,200
Right. 
Ya know I had a friend. 

1277
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,800
No, I told my friend and he was 
like, he was like, get off. 

1278
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,000
But, but, but here's the funny 
thing that he was saying was 

1279
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,300
like that, you know, you like, 
you have to pretend like, you're

1280
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:19,300
your urgency to come. 
Visit is not related to her 

1281
01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:23,300
saying that, I'll give it our 
best friends. 

1282
01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:56,899
Be like dip your foot in it and 
then be like, okay, I got it. 

1283
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,800
Yeah, you don't need to jump all
the way in. 

1284
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,399
No, we could. 
That was like, oh no, go, no. 

1285
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,500
Sorry, Eddy go. 
I was just going to say that. 

1286
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:09,200
I think it, if you're a complete
fucking out of your mind, crazy 

1287
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,300
person who can't get over that 
first hurdle. 

1288
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:14,200
I think you had me at least seem
to hear at least someone tell 

1289
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:19,300
you directly sort of, like, a 
general framework to work on. 

1290
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:21,399
And that's kind of why I don't 
shit on Jordan Pederson. 

1291
01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:23,500
A really dumb too much. 
No, is it? 

1292
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:26,000
At least if You're like a 
completely out of your mind guy 

1293
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,600
who doesn't have a lot of, like,
guidance in something. 

1294
01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:30,800
I think it's more of a net 
positive than anything. 

1295
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,800
I know, ten guys from my high 
school that could have used 

1296
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,100
Jordan Pederson. 
Like just just, like, just would

1297
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:36,500
have liked been a net. 
Good for them. 

1298
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,600
They can never meet that 
autistic. 

1299
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,300
Dude. 
That eventually does get that 

1300
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:41,500
courage and get his shit 
together. 

1301
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:43,200
It's like such a no Gary 
relation. 

1302
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,300
Yeah, exactly. 
Gary. 

1303
01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:49,600
Yeah, I think some of it has 
made the transformation. 

1304
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:50,800
Not Gary. 
You didn't she? 

1305
01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:52,399
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1306
01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:53,899
Gary's got a job. 
So, proud of Gary, dude. 

1307
01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:55,700
Be real here. 
Can I get a Chevy Gary for a 

1308
01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,800
second, please? 
Yeah, this is Gary. 

1309
01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:00,400
There's a lot of ways we titled 
this episode of the show Gary. 

1310
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,300
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1311
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,600
Yeah areas of love and I'm proud
of them and I happy also a very 

1312
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:07,500
sweet Instagram Pride. 
I saw the same picture but it 

1313
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:09,000
was it was so fucking cute, 
dude. 

1314
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,500
I fucking gushed. 
Yeah, I almost feel bad about 

1315
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,600
that. 
Mike one of my favorite car 

1316
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,200
crash segments when he wasn't 
even there. 

1317
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:21,500
When you guys were making fun of
them and it was like he he gets 

1318
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:23,800
it except when he doesn't and he
comes to me and next day is like

1319
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,000
you. 
I don't fucking like what you 

1320
01:10:25,008 --> 01:10:26,900
were doing last night. 
I was like, dude, I literally 

1321
01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:28,700
don't even know what I said. 
What. 

1322
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:31,200
But that was so funny because 
you guys were wasting just 

1323
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:35,300
amazing, a grade material and he
was just simply not there like I

1324
01:10:35,308 --> 01:10:37,600
like recording. 
Like you like he guys were just 

1325
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,800
roasting about this hilarious. 
Like like just like I hate. 

1326
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:41,900
Yeah. 
I know you're Ryan's. 

1327
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:42,700
Yes. 
Head. 

1328
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:44,900
Like your girlfriend is fucking 
other men. 

1329
01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:47,000
Just the most like like like 
just ripping them apart and then

1330
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,400
he goes like his. 
Oh, what's going on guys, like, 

1331
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,600
you know like that. 
This hasn't been said out loud 

1332
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,100
that episode. 
Gary, he came back. 

1333
01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:57,800
I think he said he was taking a 
piss right at some point in that

1334
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,700
sounds about right? 
Or either that or is not her 

1335
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:01,900
story or some shaves weird, you 
know, something funny. 

1336
01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:04,800
He was not taking a piss. 
He was getting his dick sucked 

1337
01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:08,700
and I have a file on my, I have 
a file on my laptop right now 

1338
01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:11,200
because Gary doesn't understand 
that when you just mute your 

1339
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,500
Zoom, my hair, the audacity 
still doing here. 

1340
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:16,700
Whenever according separately. 
Your mic is still recording. 

1341
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,700
And right before I put out that 
episode, I was laying in bed. 

1342
01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:21,300
I was like, thinking about the 
episodes. 

1343
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:26,400
Like I bet Gary didn't think. 
To like, mute his mic entirely. 

1344
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:29,400
And I just have a recording in 
my email right now. 

1345
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:31,900
Gary, getting his dick sucked. 
What a beast. 

1346
01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,000
Yeah. 
What's dude, guys are just 

1347
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,300
roasting you and you're like my 
bad. 

1348
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:37,700
I was getting my dick sucked. 
Yeah, he actually. 

1349
01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:41,500
Yeah, that's such a, it's like, 
it doesn't matter anything. 

1350
01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:42,600
You said it. 
Wouldn't matter. 

1351
01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:44,400
Is there any chance that we'll 
get that? 

1352
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:49,000
He, the Gary blowjob audio 
anytime and I can just put it 

1353
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,200
on. 
I'll just put it over and put it

1354
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,500
over like at MF Doom. 
Instrumental, like the fuck up. 

1355
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,700
The fucking thing is I He told 
the story afterwards and I don't

1356
01:11:56,700 --> 01:12:00,300
think he like he like didn't get
hard or he didn't come when I 

1357
01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:01,800
don't want to besmirch his name 
and he's not. 

1358
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,900
Yeah, I think he just didn't 
like sorry baby. 

1359
01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:06,700
I know they're talking about me.
I think. 

1360
01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:09,100
Yeah, I mean, there's something 
there was something that didn't 

1361
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:11,400
work out with that. 
But I think there was a mouth on

1362
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,200
his penis for some of that 
audio. 

1363
01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:20,000
Amide a city gets you every time
I always say I've never I've 

1364
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,500
never come from oral. 
I'm sorry to say. 

1365
01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:28,200
No way my dick. 
It's my, my penis is very 

1366
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:32,600
insensitive. 
Yeah, I remember the first time 

1367
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,800
I got one and I couldn't finish.
I was like because you when you 

1368
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:39,000
see your kid, you think like, oh
my God, that's I'm gonna bid. 

1369
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:43,000
But you know, when you're like a
kid, if I was seven, I was seven

1370
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:53,700
years. 
Different. 

1371
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:57,700
I've been there is way back now,
he's gone. 

1372
01:12:57,700 --> 01:13:01,600
No, but when you when you like, 
oh man, when it happens, it's 

1373
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:04,100
gonna last like three seconds, 
you know, and then when it 

1374
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:06,200
doesn't happen, you know, it's 
like oh shit, this is different 

1375
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,800
than I thought. 
Yeah, and you see how hard 

1376
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,600
they're working to when I lost 
my virginity. 

1377
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:14,100
I literally just thought about 
World of Warcraft because I was 

1378
01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:17,800
like, this will make me not come
if I think about a level 53 

1379
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,000
Turin. 
Warrior. 

1380
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,200
Yeah. 
And little Did You Know, It Made

1381
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,500
It sped up the process. 
Process. 

1382
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,100
No. 
No, I was such a basket case. 

1383
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,200
It took me like, literally I 
could probably like an hour and 

1384
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:31,000
a half, really, and you like 
genuinely, I was fully just 

1385
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,600
like, it was like I took a bunch
of pills before hand, because I 

1386
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:39,400
just out of my mom's in my mind.
My first time when I think about

1387
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:42,800
my first time, it lasted like 15
to 30 seconds. 

1388
01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:45,600
Nice. 
Yeah, that's all you need. 

1389
01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:47,200
That's what they don't. 
Ya obvious. 

1390
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,200
Like I've only likes you. 
That's all you need. 

1391
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,600
Yeah, really? 
Really doesn't matter at all. 

1392
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:56,300
Obviously, they always suck. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1393
01:13:56,300 --> 01:14:02,500
Yeah, and she let me hit for the
next six years. 

1394
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:07,200
Yeah, exactly. 
Because it's the reverse effect.

1395
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:08,500
They're like, wow, he must love 
me. 

1396
01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:12,800
Yeah, I got that gear. 
Yeah, exactly. 

1397
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:20,900
In better than ice hunt must be 
the greatest woman on Earth. 

1398
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,800
Yeah. 
Do I need to level up? 

1399
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:27,400
Yeah, this guy like, I'm only 
gonna hang on to this guy for 

1400
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,900
today, like I'm playing Juco 
ball and I'm in the final four. 

1401
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,300
Yeah. 
Yeah, so it's going on here. 

1402
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:31,700
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1403
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:32,500
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1404
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:38,000
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm 
going to transfer from Butte 

1405
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:42,400
College to the University of 
California Berkeley and Aaron 

1406
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:49,700
Rodgers when he's like, I gotta 
get out of here. 

1407
01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:54,200
Yeah. 
He's like I really, really like 

1408
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:55,700
women. 
I need to go to Berkeley. 

1409
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,800
Yeah, there are Aaron Rodgers 
gay rumors, by the way. 

1410
01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:01,200
No, that's no. 
That's that's my favorite quote.

1411
01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:03,000
Yes. 
I mean I'm but he's not like 

1412
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,300
like there were Jeff Garcia, you
know, the city of Chico. 

1413
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:09,200
You are gay when you are in that
area code, that's the thing. 

1414
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,600
Like the city of Chico State is 
like, a party school and it's 

1415
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,600
very like, guys gone wild. 
Yeah, I think that has a 

1416
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:18,600
master's degree from Chico 
State, by the way, whereas spent

1417
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:22,000
longer than four years there. 
Okay, so is my dad. 

1418
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:22,800
Yeah. 
I'm sure to stay here. 

1419
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:27,200
My doctor. 
He's a big man fucking. 

1420
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:31,000
I think I might teach you. 
I think I need to get another 

1421
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,800
degree. 
This really isn't working on. 

1422
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:37,800
No, this is, I'm sorry, but I 
did, I did I I'm I'm extremely 

1423
01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:39,500
depressed right now. 
I can't handle. 

1424
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:46,700
This is my dad. 
And Aaron Rodgers had they've 

1425
01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:48,900
had it is a picture of the 
fireplace there. 

1426
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:53,900
I mean, I mean, I mean 
ultimately I thought it was a 

1427
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:58,600
platonic hug. 
But it looked like they were 

1428
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:01,200
nude, always starts that way and
we're nude. 

1429
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:04,900
And I guess a sex. 
Yeah, I don't mean to be fair, 

1430
01:16:04,900 --> 01:16:07,800
like like if you're at Chico and
you're like, man, this guy is so

1431
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,000
good and he's gonna go to 
Berkeley. 

1432
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000
I mean, yeah, you want the story
for later? 

1433
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,100
Sure. 
It's like you like this guy's 

1434
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:15,800
gonna die sucked off the MVP. 
Yeah. 

1435
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,300
It's going to be the really if 
you're going to be a straight 

1436
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:22,100
guy who has a gay experience, an
NFL quarterback is probably the 

1437
01:16:22,100 --> 01:16:24,200
top of the line. 
I have my top 5 ready. 

1438
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:28,700
I mean, it's not even It's not 
even hey, you know what? 

1439
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,500
Hey, hey, hey, look, look we 
fucked hard. 

1440
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,400
But ask Elvis. 
Grbac. 

1441
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:05,800
What he, what he thinks. 
Yeah, just brick thing. 

1442
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:10,100
Colt McCoy is mouth. 
Yeah, Royal and Matt Cassel. 

1443
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:12,200
Yeah, they couldn't handle me. 
Yeah. 

1444
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:14,900
No, that's that's what you do 
when you're in junior college. 

1445
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,300
That's the thing. 
That's why a lot of people want 

1446
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:18,800
to go straight to four years 
because there's a Temptation. 

1447
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,500
Oh my God. 
Oh my God, you fuck Byron. 

1448
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:28,000
Leftwich. 
I really wish I had Googled 

1449
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:32,200
obscure NFL players before I 
started this, but this really 

1450
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,300
would help. 
Well, that's kind of my thing. 

1451
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:35,800
That's kind of my thing. 
Oh, I love it. 

1452
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,900
Yeah, I like, I think it's 
because, you know what? 

1453
01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:43,600
The PS2 when I got the PS2. 
I got mad and like the 2002, 

1454
01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:45,400
like, yes, with Dante. 
Culpepper on the front. 

1455
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,700
Yeah. 
It was like, yeah, it was like 

1456
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:49,300
amazing. 
The best Moto 2 2004 is 

1457
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:53,000
literally, it's right, 
quarterback graveyards games at 

1458
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,400
all, right? 
Be John mad. 

1459
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:59,100
Can I just say I also cried 
during the John Madden. 

1460
01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:00,600
Documentary got me. 
Oh man. 

1461
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,400
I'm a why I can't breath. 
I can't watch it yet. 

1462
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:04,900
Like, yeah. 
Same same man. 

1463
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,500
It made me really sad. 
Yeah. 

1464
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:09,000
I got mad when I saw the little 
funny like the funny online 

1465
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,700
thing where it's like, I fucked 
John Madden and he died. 

1466
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:13,900
Suck my dick. 
Anybody didn't really fuck off 

1467
01:18:13,900 --> 01:18:17,300
about John Madden. 
John Madden, put butter in my 

1468
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:19,100
hand. 
Yeah, make the Betty White joke.

1469
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:20,800
I don't give a shit about her 
fucking. 

1470
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,600
You talk about John Madden. 
I don't know. 

1471
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,500
He's an American Institute, by 
the way, when people 'Well, I 

1472
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:29,900
mean, I mean it's like when 
people come up with these me to 

1473
01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:33,800
choose when somebody has died. 
It's awful Norma. 

1474
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:35,900
Donald got it the worst. 
Oh, that was the worst. 

1475
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:37,900
It was like a fucking whore. 
Who did that. 

1476
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:42,300
This is seriously kill time 
until what if he did that. 

1477
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:43,800
He didn't. 
Yeah, would have wanted. 

1478
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:44,800
You would have. 
Yeah. 

1479
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:48,200
It's like how flattering you 
got. 

1480
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:52,800
No ass. 
Glenrock need anything. 

1481
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,400
Okay, grab anything. 
Fuck? 

1482
01:18:54,900 --> 01:19:00,800
Yeah, where's your text? 
Hey, on account of your tiny ass

1483
01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:05,100
there. 
I didn't quit my fucking ironing

1484
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:06,500
board the fuck. 
Yes. 

1485
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:09,600
Yeah buddy run tomorrow. 
Pretty good. 

1486
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:13,200
Put his dick in my nose. 
Oh, yeah, but I was good, but I 

1487
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:15,000
liked it. 
I love giving Brendan this. 

1488
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,600
Septum bring. 
That's what I. 

1489
01:19:16,608 --> 01:19:18,300
Yeah, I love. 
By the way. 

1490
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:20,600
I have this septum. 
I don't, you know what? 

1491
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,900
I don't want to put myself on 
blast just do it. 

1492
01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:28,300
Come on, but I have the septum 
ring Crush girl on Twitter. 

1493
01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:30,800
Like this one. 
He has a boyfriend. 

1494
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,100
She has a boyfriend. 
She's the, that matter that, 

1495
01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:34,800
that septum ring. 
That doesn't matter. 

1496
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:37,900
Let's bring literally negates. 
Any boyfriend first. 

1497
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:39,700
Does she wear a Marvin? 
Gaye. 

1498
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:41,400
Be need to look at the same 
time? 

1499
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,200
That would be cool if she did 
because I love. 

1500
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:47,700
Marvin Gaye, but You're her dad 
the most adorable girl I've ever

1501
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:51,900
seen in my life. 
And by God, shot in the head or 

1502
01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:53,800
just going to just get shot. 
I think it's too much ass. 

1503
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,400
You got you got 12 of God double
barreled through the chest 

1504
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,100
because I remember that red man.
Lirik. 

1505
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:02,100
Well the things like, yeah, I 
know you're New Jersey guy. 

1506
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:05,300
So, you know, read Handler. 
Here's the disagreement gay. 

1507
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:06,700
When his father, shot him in the
chest. 

1508
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:09,600
He said there was a disagreement
between Marvin and his father. 

1509
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,400
Was that Marvin's dad. 
Marvin. 

1510
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,400
Gaye. 
Senior. 

1511
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:19,800
GA y, senior didn't agree with 
Marvin Gaye, Jr. 

1512
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,900
G. 
Aye, yeah. 

1513
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,300
Decision to make himself, not 
gay. 

1514
01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:26,200
Yeah. 
That was it. 

1515
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:28,600
It's like much don't become a 
plumber and your dad had a 

1516
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:32,200
plumbing business. 
I love how the the Redman lyric 

1517
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:36,000
is get you hollering like Marvin
Gaye when his father shot him in

1518
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:40,600
the chest. 
Let's listen, when I'm looking 

1519
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:44,200
down, when I'm looking, when I'm
looking face down at a bitch, 

1520
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:48,400
screaming in my face, from my 
four and a half inch dick. 

1521
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:51,900
There you go. 
All I'm picturing is Marvin 

1522
01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:53,000
Gaye's. 
Dad. 

1523
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,300
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1524
01:20:55,700 --> 01:20:58,300
It's like it's like, it's like 
suddenly this Gap, you know, 

1525
01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:05,000
this, you know, Guatemalan round
face becomes, Marvin Gaye's, dad

1526
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,600
with a beard, right? 
I want to know who they were 

1527
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,600
infatuated. 
Women woman is who has the salt,

1528
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:14,200
a die. 
I will, I Eddie, I will dmu her 

1529
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:15,900
at. 
She has a boyfriend. 

1530
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:20,200
But my God, I think I do think 
she has a crush on me and 

1531
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,600
interesting. 
I'm a big fan. 

1532
01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:25,900
I mean, she's hot. 
That's all that's all. 

1533
01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:30,200
I'll say, that's a, that's a, 
that's a, I don't know how to 

1534
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,200
say this without pissing off 
someone in my life. 

1535
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,400
So I guess I just won't say 
anything. 

1536
01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:45,400
Yeah. 
Chloe, who are like, it doesn't 

1537
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,900
matter to me. 
You know. 

1538
01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:52,100
Do you have a pussy? 
Like I was just going to say 

1539
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:54,100
that's a good idea. 
I don't really know some good 

1540
01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:55,700
the courage as long as you get 
the courage. 

1541
01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:59,200
That's a good pu a moment and 
say do you have a book? 

1542
01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:02,000
It's just like, you know, it's 
not going to end good. 

1543
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,700
Yeah, but that does have 
something cool happen. 

1544
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,600
Oh, yeah, it's Brendan. 
So your New Year's resolution at

1545
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,900
you sent me as the last time you
and I talked on Zoom. 

1546
01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:10,800
Thank you Glen. 
Thank you. 

1547
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,000
Send me a sari. 
You know, you sent me. 

1548
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,100
I said genuinely, thank you. 
Yeah. 

1549
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,800
Zoom zoom link where you said? 
Okay. 

1550
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:19,300
These are my New Year 
resolution. 

1551
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,300
Right. 
Yeah, read a few of me. 

1552
01:22:21,300 --> 01:22:23,900
The main one was. 
I am going to that was number 

1553
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:25,100
one. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

1554
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:29,000
I'm going to have sex now. 
I saw some very disgusting 

1555
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:32,000
replies from some of the other 
people you sent that Zoom link 

1556
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,000
to said that it wouldn't happen.
Yeah. 

1557
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:37,700
They were, like I said, it's 
ambitious with some went. 

1558
01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:40,700
So some of the people that I was
attacked, by the way, but yeah, 

1559
01:22:40,700 --> 01:22:44,100
well, some of the people that I 
told it to, it turns out that 

1560
01:22:44,100 --> 01:22:47,700
they want to have sex with me. 
Fuck. 

1561
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,200
And so they, they couldn't Can't
be honest. 

1562
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:57,100
Yeah, they plus you've just 
yeah, but I think it's gonna 

1563
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,700
this is the year. 
Yeah. 

1564
01:23:01,100 --> 01:23:04,400
Can you imagine me going a whole
nother year? 

1565
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:10,900
A sixth year bail without any 
other is Brandon is this real 

1566
01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:12,200
right now? 
It's fucking. 

1567
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,600
It's so so I know. 
So, do you guys are so crazy 

1568
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:17,800
dude? 
It's so crazy. 

1569
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,200
Eddie. 
I haven't had sex in five years 

1570
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:25,300
and we're on your six. 
And do you remember the date of 

1571
01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:26,500
the last time? 
Five years ago? 

1572
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:31,600
I don't get in your head. 
That's exactly right. 

1573
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:37,600
Yeah, I was, I probably probably
close to the close to five. 

1574
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:40,100
I think that least four, but it 
was a rough. 

1575
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:41,400
It was a, it was a rough time 
for me. 

1576
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,000
I was like, guys, always stiff 
are he's always stiff-arming 

1577
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,700
vegan, women out of the way. 
It's 94. 

1578
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:48,400
Like it's like a little 
self-control thing and we're 

1579
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:50,300
breath. 
They like, if you talk to a 

1580
01:23:50,308 --> 01:23:53,300
vegan lady, but for too long and
they get in your face, they have

1581
01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:56,000
weird smell to their God. 
You smell that Thomas from 

1582
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:00,800
Mainland, but if you're vegan 
proving this, dude, I wish I had

1583
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:03,800
a big time right now. 
Yeah. 

1584
01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:05,900
Yeah, I don't care. 
R yeah, dude. 

1585
01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:08,000
Oh, yeah. 
I'll give a fuck, dude. 

1586
01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:11,400
But but here's the thing is that
I have had some insane. 

1587
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:19,200
Some insane false starts like 
like like like like just some 

1588
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:26,300
some like very like knocking on 
the door of pussy and being 

1589
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:29,100
reject like first and goal for 
both exactly. 

1590
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:34,500
Except I was on top of a girl 
who was moving my dick hard as 

1591
01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:37,100
fuck. 
Plunging towards your pussy, and

1592
01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:43,300
she was like, yeah, like what? 
Yeah, like, like people who 

1593
01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,300
seems like she needs to read. 
Paula. 

1594
01:24:45,300 --> 01:24:49,200
I'm just women who are torqued, 
who who have identified my 

1595
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:53,300
pathology and have decided to 
torture me from that. 

1596
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:57,100
I know it's horrible. 
You're gonna be like, a fire 

1597
01:24:57,100 --> 01:24:58,200
hydrant. 
Once it happens. 

1598
01:24:58,300 --> 01:25:03,700
I had a, like, a, like, a 
Brooklyn like video rap, video, 

1599
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:06,400
or the I've already. 
Said the next woman that I have 

1600
01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:09,400
sex with is getting pregnant. 
Like, it's not a question. 

1601
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,500
I see why you got for Latinas 
then I'll make sense. 

1602
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:13,900
I do. 
I know I do like, like, but 

1603
01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:15,800
they've also treated me very 
badly. 

1604
01:25:16,100 --> 01:25:18,000
Hmm. 
Because that's their like, you 

1605
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:20,800
know, you like it. 
That's their thing that you 

1606
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:24,300
can't like, in defense of the 
yeah, Cena's. 

1607
01:25:24,300 --> 01:25:26,200
Yes, because I like latinas a 
lot. 

1608
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:29,300
But they also never leave 
though. 

1609
01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:31,500
That's the thing. 
Like you you like legit. 

1610
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:34,400
They will want to kill you and 
then they won't leave like yeah,

1611
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:42,300
you have Like literally punt 
them out of the one-legged guy. 

1612
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,100
That guy Fair catches it in like
PRP houses. 

1613
01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:48,400
Yeah, like that's just like a 
horny guy. 100 yards away. 

1614
01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:54,700
Like how about you because? 
Because that's probably 

1615
01:25:54,700 --> 01:25:56,100
happening somewhere else. 
Yes. 

1616
01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:57,500
That's true. 
That's you gotta stand. 

1617
01:25:57,500 --> 01:26:00,900
I relate, I relate to this 
entirely because the one Latina 

1618
01:26:00,900 --> 01:26:04,600
that I had any experience with, 
I kicked the glass off. 

1619
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:09,200
Of a coffee table, but and it 
broke and it ruined the entire 

1620
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,200
thing. 
And then she asked me to fix 

1621
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:15,000
her. 
Okay, and then I just left after

1622
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:18,900
hands. 
I was hardly know her literally,

1623
01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:23,400
no, even jokes involved. 
She like, vaguely fell asleep. 

1624
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:25,600
And I just got up and just 
walked out the door. 

1625
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:26,900
Yeah. 
Well, yeah. 

1626
01:26:34,900 --> 01:26:35,800
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1627
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:38,300
No, I can't, I can't do any kind
of circus, you know. 

1628
01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:39,700
Ringling Brothers. 
Stuff like that. 

1629
01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:43,200
Yeah, I just anybody like Robin 
and Batman, I'd like it. 

1630
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:46,100
If you like anything, other than
missionary sex just never 

1631
01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:48,800
announced whatever dude and, and
that's the only thing that I 

1632
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,700
care about is missionary sex. 
Yeah. 

1633
01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:53,500
It's like 32 for, in your fear, 
in another person's face. 

1634
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,900
You're looking at 30 to 45 
seconds and missionary sex is 

1635
01:26:56,900 --> 01:26:58,700
all I care about. 
I just think you have your 

1636
01:26:58,700 --> 01:26:59,900
kings. 
I just don't want to hear about 

1637
01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:01,500
any of them if they're and I am,
yeah. 

1638
01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:05,700
Yeah, it's like yeah, yeah. 
Whatever you want to do. 

1639
01:27:06,700 --> 01:27:08,800
Don't ask, don't tell is a great
policy offer. 

1640
01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:16,900
Oh my God is like some kind of 
reactionary position. 

1641
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:20,300
It's the most Progressive thing 
ever. 

1642
01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:21,800
Yeah. 
It's like, yeah, I want to 

1643
01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:25,400
that's the only way people. 
Oh, it's an individuality and 

1644
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:29,200
still have a regular, like, not 
be considered weird life. 

1645
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,200
That's why I'm ghetto. 
Damon took it a little bit of 

1646
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,800
that shame, like I should be 
doing this. 

1647
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:37,400
You show up at work. 
I'm supposed to show up at work 

1648
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:41,100
for Microsoft and they're like 
Rendon, where and where do you 

1649
01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:43,400
like to put your nose when 
you're fucking? 

1650
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:46,700
Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah. 
I like to put in a woman's ass. 

1651
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:49,200
I'm pretty sure that's the first
question of Microsoft. 

1652
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:54,200
Yeah. 
It's like so Brendan thanks for 

1653
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:56,200
joining the squad. 
Yeah. 

1654
01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:04,800
Lets you know, Melinda hated it.
Obviously, you know that Yeah, 

1655
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:09,400
yeah. 
Yeah, you work at Microsoft. 

1656
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:11,500
Yeah, that's the other. 
Like, they're like, don't kink 

1657
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,000
shame and it's like, no. 
You want me to? 

1658
01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:13,900
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1659
01:28:13,900 --> 01:28:18,900
It's like don't even I'm ashamed
of even being kinky at all. 

1660
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,000
Yeah, not going. 
I'm not. 

1661
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,100
I'm famously now. 
And I'm not kinky because I 

1662
01:28:23,108 --> 01:28:26,200
like, yeah. 
Missionary is essential. 

1663
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,700
Yeah. 
Do you want to switch know? 

1664
01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:30,700
I don't, I mean. 
I mean, yeah. 

1665
01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:35,100
No, I've had girls, I've had 
girls get mad at me, where 

1666
01:28:35,100 --> 01:28:37,700
they're like, it's like, okay, 
you suck. 

1667
01:28:37,700 --> 01:28:39,800
It's like you start sucking my 
titties. 

1668
01:28:40,100 --> 01:28:44,100
You go down on me and then 
finishing missionary after 45 

1669
01:28:44,100 --> 01:28:46,700
seconds. 
Like, yeah, so what can we do? 

1670
01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:50,300
Something different and I'm 
like, no qualms for you sure. 

1671
01:28:50,300 --> 01:28:53,000
But yeah, not. 
I don't care. 

1672
01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:54,900
I don't want to punch you in the
face, dude. 

1673
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,700
I really don't like it doesn't 
bite my neck. 

1674
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:00,200
Yeah, that's the thing. 
It's like yeah, no. 

1675
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:02,000
No, thanks. 
And we can't fucking fellas. 

1676
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:04,700
I heard that was we can't even 
do that if we wanted to nowadays

1677
01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:07,800
because you just got to be 
careful, you know, so you gotta 

1678
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:08,600
be careful. 
Yeah. 

1679
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:10,900
Me too movement, right? 
Celebrities. 

1680
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,900
If they put me up for execution 
and someone got to announce 

1681
01:29:33,900 --> 01:29:36,000
that, that was the reasoning. 
It was a jackal ating on 

1682
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,200
someone's butt and they just 
sent the firing squad for me in 

1683
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,900
the fucking. 
The little one thing, you put 

1684
01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:44,300
your head into and your arms and
you sit without tell me. 

1685
01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:57,000
Mexican guys defending you. 
Yeah, you would have snow. no, 

1686
01:29:57,000 --> 01:30:25,500
no, 
we will not allow you to Check 

1687
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:29,700
you later on our fishing spot. 
Three fifteen-year-old Mexicans.

1688
01:30:29,700 --> 01:30:32,500
Mexican kids beating the shit 
out of a guy in an Executioner's

1689
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:36,600
Hood. 
All the white employers II 

1690
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:39,800
personally, I believe her. 
Yeah, just like a Mexican like a

1691
01:30:39,808 --> 01:30:42,500
Mexican child. 
Like running through a firing 

1692
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:47,700
squad like slapping rifles after
the guys like we deserve the 

1693
01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:50,500
right to ejaculate on a guy 
spot. 

1694
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:52,000
What are you putting a rose 
petal? 

1695
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,500
And it's God. 
Now. 

1696
01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:55,100
Wait. 
Hello. 

1697
01:30:56,800 --> 01:31:09,800
Kendall Jenner. 
I love Mexicans boys, boys. 

1698
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,000
I appreciate you guys coming 
through. 

1699
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,200
I, that's too much laughing for 
me. 

1700
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:16,500
Hopefully people like this. 
I loved it was okay. 

1701
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:18,100
Oh, no, they're gonna hate, it 
was great. 

1702
01:31:18,100 --> 01:31:20,100
It's horrible. 
And if people hate this, I 

1703
01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:22,300
should just stop because nothing
goes over. 

1704
01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:25,500
Said, this is pretty much the 
general theme of just anything 

1705
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:36,000
I've ever been involved with. 
When you switch it to guys, 

1706
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,600
also, because this started off 
with a jacket and a woman's 

1707
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:39,300
hell. 
Yeah. 

1708
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:06,700
Type of Eddie. 
Oh, shut up. 

1709
01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:09,900
Shut the fuck up. 
I mean, when I get ready for car

1710
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:11,600
crash, I'm usually doing jumping
jacks. 

1711
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:13,600
Kills Lana. 
It's like getting ready 

1712
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:18,100
typically coming up coming on 
material to my wife and she 

1713
01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:23,200
said, that's what you know, 
Glenn, Glenn. 

1714
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:24,800
The thing about getting ready 
for Carmelo. 

1715
01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:27,900
Don't know, is that you got to 
get ready for the guys talking 

1716
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:30,400
about middle school for three 
hours. 

1717
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:51,800
Oh, no. 
Brandon Jackoff a middle school,

1718
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:56,400
Brandon. 
Yeah, that's pretty nice. 

1719
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,300
That pretty much is car. 
Crash. 

1720
01:32:57,300 --> 01:32:58,800
You want to hear that? 
Listen to car crash? 

1721
01:32:58,800 --> 01:32:59,800
Yeah. 
Oh, yeah. 

1722
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:00,800
Car crashes. 
Great. 

1723
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:03,000
I was just on there. 
I think you guys need a sigh 

1724
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,500
solo episode. 
You guys need him just on. 

1725
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:07,800
Yeah, I really do want a flower 
laughs plenty of time. 

1726
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,100
So I think that would be really 
good. 

1727
01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:11,000
Yeah, cuz he just walked out on 
his woman Zoom. 

1728
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:14,200
I want no Exposition for 
anything. 

1729
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:16,600
I want to literally just set up 
a time where it's just signed 

1730
01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:18,800
Gary. 
No preparation beforehand. 

1731
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:20,000
They just got to his kind of 
all. 

1732
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,800
It's gonna be all time. 
It's gonna shake some. 

1733
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:24,000
Yeah. 
It's gonna make Waves. 

1734
01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:27,000
Yeah pay literally drop the 
first ten minutes of it and pay 

1735
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:30,500
while the rest of it because 
everybody will say no no that t 

1736
01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:31,900
it. 
Yeah. 

1737
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:34,800
Nft it, whatever you got to do. 
Brandon tells them all. 

1738
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,700
I've been on both these shows 
recently, tails to the mall is 

1739
01:33:37,700 --> 01:33:39,600
fantastic. 
It's a phone conversation. 

1740
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:42,400
It's very much like when a 
rapper gets locked up in jail 

1741
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,700
and Records. 
His next album in jail, and the 

1742
01:33:44,700 --> 01:33:47,100
and you wraps over the phone or 
the phone. 

1743
01:33:47,300 --> 01:33:50,900
Yeah, and you like it more than 
the other ones expedited x-rated

1744
01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:53,000
from California's guy that used 
to do that. 

1745
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:55,300
But yeah, great. 
Great show. 

1746
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:57,000
Thank you, have anything. 
I'll do everything else. 

1747
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,600
I feel like you have like a 
million prize like I hear about 

1748
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:00,000
a new project every day from 
you. 

1749
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:03,800
Well, I well I'm the writer and 
director of the isolation 

1750
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:07,400
chamber which is coming back and
he's been on it. 

1751
01:34:08,300 --> 01:34:12,300
Which, by the way, by the way, I
have this idea for a Batman like

1752
01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:16,500
like scarecrow like the 
Scarecrow from Batman, but 

1753
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:20,100
instead of the drug that he 
gives you is just like Ed, he's 

1754
01:34:20,100 --> 01:34:23,500
having sex with his girlfriend 
and it turns into my face. 

1755
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:27,700
Brendan's. 
Always so mean to me towards the

1756
01:34:27,700 --> 01:34:29,900
end of episodes. 
He gets so angry about Middle 

1757
01:34:29,900 --> 01:34:31,900
School about fucking my 
girlfriend. 

1758
01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:37,000
I know, I know, I'm Bells, I 
love you Eddie, but this idea of

1759
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:40,000
the Scarecrow, the Batman 
villain who like there's a drug 

1760
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,600
that he releases where, it's 
like, all of a sudden you're 

1761
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:45,600
having like, whenever you're 
having sex and then all of a 

1762
01:34:45,608 --> 01:34:49,100
sudden, the, my, my face appears
in the woman that your pocket. 

1763
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:52,500
Yeah. 
I like it's not so continue just

1764
01:34:52,500 --> 01:35:10,400
for them. 
We're back folks. 

1765
01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:14,000
Okay cool. 
So but Tales from the mall is my

1766
01:35:14,100 --> 01:35:18,300
my current project. 
Elroy boys was a talk show that 

1767
01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:22,600
I had with balaur guys who I'm 
still friends and colleagues 

1768
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:25,600
with And Eddie was on that one 
as well. 

1769
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,100
Okay, I love. 
I'll blow our guys is on episode

1770
01:35:28,100 --> 01:35:30,400
of car crash. 
Recently was that's awesome by 

1771
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:33,600
the way, like but our guys is a 
genius. 

1772
01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:38,900
I think that's why there's 
sometimes people come on our 

1773
01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:41,700
show and they I feel like you 
don't give them a good chance to

1774
01:35:41,700 --> 01:35:44,800
jump into the conversation. 
I have zero empathy so I don't 

1775
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,200
try to bring them in because I'm
just completely oblivious. 

1776
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,400
Hmm. 
That's something if anyone's 

1777
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:50,900
listen to that. 
This is a complaint. 

1778
01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:53,400
I'm aware of that. 
I need to start actually. 

1779
01:35:53,500 --> 01:35:56,700
Bring people in because we've 
had a couple of guests this 

1780
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:58,900
season so far where they just 
come on. 

1781
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:02,300
And I just make no attempt to 
bring them into the conversation

1782
01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:03,700
at all. 
And I kinda just expect them to 

1783
01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:05,400
jump in. 
It doesn't really always work 

1784
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:06,500
out. 
Hmm. 

1785
01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:09,900
I love the idea of, yeah, I'll 
go on your podcast and talk and 

1786
01:36:09,900 --> 01:36:12,000
then be like, psych. 
Yeah. 

1787
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,900
Yeah, love that. 
That's poo, really cool thing to

1788
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:18,900
do. 
Okay. 

1789
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:20,700
Well, I'm sorry. 
I'm sorry Brendan you're saying.

1790
01:36:20,700 --> 01:36:23,400
Well, so what you're saying? 
Eddie, it sounds like to me. 

1791
01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:26,400
Is that you didn't give you 
didn't get Bauer guys to chance 

1792
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:30,000
to talk? 
No, I just didn't we hadn't 

1793
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:33,600
talked before like in one-on-one
conversation like voice to 

1794
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:37,600
voice, you know, and I feel like
I didn't give his episode of 

1795
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:40,000
fair chance to let him get more 
shit. 

1796
01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:43,100
And because me, Gary and Ryan, 
we're just bullshitting about 

1797
01:36:43,100 --> 01:36:45,500
something retarded. 
Probably don't remember anything

1798
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,200
we talked about. 
Well, I don't yeah. 

1799
01:36:47,300 --> 01:36:50,100
I don't think II listen to that 
so I can get the vibe that you 

1800
01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:52,700
froze him out. 
Destroy you. 

1801
01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:56,300
Now, I'm I'm also a psycho who 
reads too much into everything. 

1802
01:36:56,300 --> 01:36:59,000
I'm gonna have to kill you now. 
Yeah, I know. 

1803
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:00,800
And that many such cases. 
Now. 

1804
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:05,200
Typically, this this show is not
as smart as either, these guys 

1805
01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:07,200
shows. 
So if you are coming, watch 

1806
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:25,000
their hope. 
Big book fair and I'm like, you 

1807
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:27,500
know, I'm special Ed personally.
I see it. 

1808
01:37:27,700 --> 01:37:29,800
And so personally and then and 
then we're talking Tales from 

1809
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:31,300
the mall with her. 
Yeah, let's do an episode. 

1810
01:37:31,300 --> 01:37:34,700
I'm going to read sexual Persona
and me and my fat co-hosts are 

1811
01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:37,600
going to have sex on the Arrow. 
We talk about sexual Persona and

1812
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:42,200
we're gonna film it in HD 4K 
quality and put it on YouTube 

1813
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:44,300
for 43 views. 
That's cool. 

1814
01:37:44,700 --> 01:37:47,400
Yeah, that sounds like an 
organic idea to talk about 

1815
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:50,000
Thomas Aquinas. 
Yeah, that'd be good. 

1816
01:37:51,500 --> 01:37:53,100
Yeah, that's what I'm talking 
about. 

1817
01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:54,600
Yeah. 
I so so, yeah. 

1818
01:37:55,100 --> 01:37:58,200
Anyways, like I said, if you're 
coming from these guys shows be 

1819
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:01,800
patient. 
We're get we'll get there where,

1820
01:38:02,100 --> 01:38:04,800
you know, very candies, a better
show than car crashes are gone. 

1821
01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:09,400
I see, here's the thing. 
We are more consistent than car 

1822
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:10,400
crash. 
That's the only thing I will say

1823
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:11,700
that is sure. 
I'll give you that one. 

1824
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:14,500
We ran every week and 
consistency is how you. 

1825
01:38:14,500 --> 01:38:16,800
Because if you stop podcasting 
for a week, we did that one 

1826
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:18,200
time. 
We took one break one time 

1827
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:22,000
because he simply side did not 
have power like, you know, yeah.

1828
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:25,600
Yeah, frozen out of power. 
And like what was said, was that

1829
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:29,000
like only two people were like, 
hey, he's coming out. 

1830
01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:32,500
I thought there'd be more 
people. 

1831
01:38:32,500 --> 01:38:35,900
That would that would come at 
the I am tripping at work right.

1832
01:38:35,900 --> 01:38:36,800
Now. 
What's going on? 

1833
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:39,600
I got an episode with Steve 
Banning Rahim. 

1834
01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:44,000
Kisan, get upload tomorrow. 
They come they came on a car 

1835
01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:48,300
crash really and yeah true. 
Yeah, they sure sound like Eddie

1836
01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:50,800
Bravo. 
We got food. 

1837
01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:53,400
Banning any Bravo's coming up in
the future. 

1838
01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:54,700
Another blend mentioned at 
forgot. 

1839
01:38:54,700 --> 01:38:56,900
I had his contact information, 
isolated. 

1840
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:00,900
I got gay people and girls send 
me pictures and t-shirts. 

1841
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:03,700
That's pretty cool. 
I recently had a gay guys. 

1842
01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:07,900
Send me a but left picture of 
his butt and it said, it said, I

1843
01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:11,600
want to, I want to bare ass your
groin or something. 

1844
01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:14,800
That's what it said. 
Like, I want to bare ass what he

1845
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:16,800
said. 
I want to Bear ask your groin is

1846
01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:19,000
what exactly and it was a 
picture of you guys are so 

1847
01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:21,300
barbaric. 
I know it's it was like you want

1848
01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:25,000
to Bear a smile like that. 
You would like nice. 

1849
01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:27,600
Sorry, but sorry, I can't help 
you there. 

1850
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:31,100
Yeah, I did though. 
I did have though and I had to 

1851
01:39:31,108 --> 01:39:35,100
follow up on this because it 
didn't seem real to me that 

1852
01:39:35,100 --> 01:39:40,600
there was a girl who sent me a 
DM that said, two things about 

1853
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:43,600
me one. 
I'm 18. 

1854
01:39:43,700 --> 01:39:47,500
Okay, too. 
I give the sloppiest top. 

1855
01:39:47,500 --> 01:39:50,900
Okay, and I was like too good to
be true. 

1856
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:54,500
See you in in your DNA. 
That's basically what show me. 

1857
01:39:54,500 --> 01:39:57,700
What's that? 
A gin was in your DMs, trying to

1858
01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:59,600
seduce you into the dark side. 
Yeah. 

1859
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:02,200
Well, I mean, at first I was 
like, well, this is obviously 

1860
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:05,900
it's like a trap or some, 
something's wrong. 

1861
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:09,800
So I represent has a penis or a 
trap just in like you're in your

1862
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:13,400
Ross like yeah, like like 
somebody, like somebody's gonna 

1863
01:40:13,407 --> 01:40:16,400
be like Brendan wants to have 
sex with the youngest and 

1864
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:20,400
hottest women possible, you 
know, like like which is awful. 

1865
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,100
100% true, right? 
I thought. 

1866
01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:22,800
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1867
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:24,500
Yeah. 
Like Somebody trying to make me 

1868
01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:28,300
look like I want to have sex 
with young and hot women Port 

1869
01:40:28,300 --> 01:40:32,000
like well anyway, but it turns 
out she really is Young and hot.

1870
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:35,400
And and it just like that's how 
she talks to guys. 

1871
01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:37,400
Wow. 
Just Greta thunbergii as 

1872
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:42,200
damning. 
You a monster. 

1873
01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:44,600
You monster. 
Yeah. 

1874
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:47,100
Gosh, it's coming from your big 
gigantic. 

1875
01:40:47,100 --> 01:40:51,800
Sexy cock. 
Yeah. 

1876
01:40:51,900 --> 01:41:14,700
Bring it on. 
I'm sorry. 

1877
01:41:23,500 --> 01:41:25,200
I'm like, hey Pfizer doesn't 
work. 

1878
01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:26,600
Huh? 
You know, I mean that's what I 

1879
01:41:26,608 --> 01:41:28,800
do on here all the time. 
Pfizer, you get the shot. 

1880
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:30,100
Guess what? 
Not going to do anything. 

1881
01:41:30,100 --> 01:41:41,200
I do that necessary, Glenn. 
I was talking to my friend and I

1882
01:41:41,208 --> 01:41:43,300
was like, I'm going to be on a 
podcast, I have to go. 

1883
01:41:43,300 --> 01:41:45,200
And she was like, what was the 
podcast about? 

1884
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:49,200
And I'm like, it's about sports.
I said, it's a podcast about 

1885
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:54,700
sports and how covid is fake. 
Thousand percent true. 

1886
01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:59,700
But and then Brendan, where's 
his 49ers shirt and Giant's hat 

1887
01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:08,200
to the show. 
So, like a foreigner. 

1888
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:15,300
I'm wearing every shirt like 
like yeah, I am. 

1889
01:42:15,300 --> 01:42:19,200
I'm anyway, but so funny because
that's exactly like once I told 

1890
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:21,500
her that I was like better put 
sports gear. 

1891
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,400
Where's the Empire State? 
Being homes, do. 

1892
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:26,900
Okay. 
Here's here's another funny 

1893
01:42:26,900 --> 01:42:28,800
story. 
The first time I ever went to 

1894
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:32,000
Seattle. 
I took a bus from Portland to 

1895
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:35,500
Seattle and I got off in 
downtown Seattle and the meth 

1896
01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:39,600
head. 
Literally said to me, where is 

1897
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:46,100
Sears Tower? 
And I was like, um, I think it's

1898
01:42:46,100 --> 01:42:47,300
an Illinois. 
Tollway. 

1899
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:50,400
I think you got a long way to 
go. 

1900
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:52,500
Yeah. 
I love them really polite, guys.

1901
01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:53,200
Know big. 
Oh, hey. 

1902
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:57,200
What's it the the 12th? 
They'll come out to me. 

1903
01:42:57,200 --> 01:42:59,500
Like almost guys. 
I'm like no. 

1904
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:04,700
It's the the first any of what 
of what of what and these like 

1905
01:43:05,900 --> 01:43:21,200
to thank you. 
I'm like, is it the 12th? 

1906
01:43:21,500 --> 01:43:26,200
Oh, no, it's not the 12th. 
But I do have math to selling my

1907
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:28,400
re-upped. 
Yeah, no. 

1908
01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:30,600
No, but how much money do you 
have? 

1909
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:33,500
I have mess. 
Yeah, straight up dude. 

1910
01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:35,600
He just had a bunch of copper 
wire. 

1911
01:43:35,700 --> 01:43:39,100
Just yeah, and he was just like 
is it the first like a guy with 

1912
01:43:39,100 --> 01:43:42,400
like a glass tube? 
And he was like, what day is it?

1913
01:43:42,700 --> 01:43:45,300
Yeah, exactly. 
Well boys. 

1914
01:43:45,500 --> 01:43:47,700
I appreciate you guys coming 
through listen to car. 

1915
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:50,500
Crash, it's smart. 
He wanted to Classic smart guy. 

1916
01:43:50,500 --> 01:43:52,900
Moved to say that the podcast is
the called the yarder. 

1917
01:43:52,900 --> 01:43:56,600
Fuck everyone. 
I'm like, do you like The New 

1918
01:43:56,600 --> 01:44:01,200
Yorker in the New York Times? 
Because if you do listen to car 

1919
01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:03,900
crash, yeah. 
Suck like NPR. 

1920
01:44:04,100 --> 01:44:06,400
You like NPR. 
Yeah. 

1921
01:44:06,600 --> 01:44:10,500
If you do listen to car crash in
seriousness by the shirts, the 

1922
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:12,600
shirts are fantastic. 
You don't need to bother also 

1923
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:14,800
that you do not have to buy the 
shirts. 

1924
01:44:14,800 --> 01:44:18,600
You do not have to. 
I'm telling you. 

1925
01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:20,400
I'm gonna buy one right now. 
Eddy. 

1926
01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:24,700
Where do I buy one car? 
Crash dot, Big Cartel.com? 

1927
01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:27,300
You buy a shirt. 
I'll send you just the patreon. 

1928
01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:30,900
Like, there's just an a episode 
with Brendan and red pill. 

1929
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:32,400
Girlfriend. 
That's the only red pill 

1930
01:44:32,400 --> 01:44:35,700
girlfriend, who is my literal in
real-life girlfriend. 

1931
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:39,200
That's not true. 
I know she hasn't acted like 

1932
01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:43,300
that isn't an actual boyfriend. 
Who is actually a really cool 

1933
01:44:43,300 --> 01:44:44,500
guy. 
Okay. 

1934
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:46,800
I'm buying the Madeline one, by 
the way. 

1935
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:47,700
Hmm. 
That's a good. 

1936
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:51,100
You think need? 
Okay, so normally I'm a medium 

1937
01:44:51,500 --> 01:44:54,400
sometimes at large. 
Okay, I think you should go for 

1938
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:58,600
the, what's funny is I thought 
that certain sizes would cost 

1939
01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:00,300
more. 
So for like The Counter Strike, 

1940
01:45:00,300 --> 01:45:02,200
sure. 
I just made everything like as 

1941
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:04,200
big as possible. 
Like I think that shirt goes 

1942
01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:07,200
with like for Excel. 
I was like, this is probably 

1943
01:45:07,300 --> 01:45:08,800
that makes sense that someone by
the counter. 

1944
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:13,400
So I sure need a 4 x 0 Okay, I'm
doing it. 

1945
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:15,900
So Brandon's buying a shirt and 
you should do the same thing. 

1946
01:45:15,900 --> 01:45:16,900
Right? 
Because I feel like anybody else

1947
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:19,600
in this show is like I want to 
be that guy so I need to buy 

1948
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:23,900
more forms. 
And yeah, we're well as it hit 

1949
01:45:23,900 --> 01:45:26,500
by the way, Eddie, has anyone 
bought the Madeline one. 

1950
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:29,700
Yeah. 
That is see, I got kind of 

1951
01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:32,700
pissed when I first put them up 
because no one really bought the

1952
01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:33,400
Hulk Hogan. 
Sure. 

1953
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:35,300
But everything is kind of caught
up since then, right? 

1954
01:45:35,300 --> 01:45:36,800
Right. 
Here's here's your was the 

1955
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:40,700
problems that I looked at the 
Hogan and I was like, people are

1956
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:44,300
Going to think that the Hogan is
the most based one. 

1957
01:45:44,300 --> 01:45:46,800
Like it's the best one. 
No, not at all. 

1958
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:50,600
But I I just bought the Madeline
by the way. 

1959
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:52,400
Thank you. 
Check check. 

1960
01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:56,000
Check your inbox. 
I'm tracking her T. 3243. 

1961
01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:59,500
Okay, thank you grounded. 
In order has been despite that 

1962
01:45:59,500 --> 01:46:03,400
by the car crash shirts. 
The the you know, it's worth it.

1963
01:46:03,500 --> 01:46:04,700
Okay guys, right? 
Look man. 

1964
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:07,600
I think if you buy the car crash
shirt, if you buy a shirt, I'll 

1965
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:11,100
send you a patreon link for. 
I don't know how long our Access

1966
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:14,200
links work for you'll just have 
access to patreon forever. 

1967
01:46:14,500 --> 01:46:18,200
So there you go. 
I realized I made the shirts a 

1968
01:46:18,200 --> 01:46:23,700
little bit too expensive, just 
because I figured, I, I posted 

1969
01:46:23,700 --> 01:46:26,400
the design five Biden's Fault by
the way, not your type. 

1970
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:29,500
I posted the designs and then a 
million. 

1971
01:46:29,500 --> 01:46:30,900
Fucking people were like it. 
Please. 

1972
01:46:30,900 --> 01:46:33,100
Let me give you money, please. 
And I was like, all right. 

1973
01:46:33,100 --> 01:46:35,700
Well, I guess I better rush to 
get something out strike while 

1974
01:46:35,700 --> 01:46:38,200
the iron's. 
Well, it's been amazing like to 

1975
01:46:38,200 --> 01:46:40,500
see on the timeline and on 
Instagram. 

1976
01:46:40,900 --> 01:46:43,600
How many people are actually 
wearing the shirts for the? 

1977
01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:46,400
Yeah, I genuinely had a moment 
where I was at work, the other 

1978
01:46:46,400 --> 01:46:49,600
day and I wanted to cry because 
I was just randomly flipping 

1979
01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:52,600
through Instagram stories and I 
saw some guy, I didn't even 

1980
01:46:52,600 --> 01:46:55,600
fucking know or ever talk to 
post a picture of shirts was 

1981
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:59,400
like, yeah, that's the bends 
like this. 

1982
01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:03,200
It's not even though it's not at
the point where that sustainable

1983
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:04,600
thing for me to be just like, 
oh, yeah. 

1984
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:05,900
Fuck this job. 
Dude, I'm gonna say. 

1985
01:47:05,900 --> 01:47:10,100
Yeah sure. 
It's like that. 

1986
01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:15,400
It will come but yep, but you 
might quit before it, which is 

1987
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:18,000
what I did. 
Which by the way, I mean, like I

1988
01:47:18,008 --> 01:47:19,600
haven't I haven't. 
I haven't asked. 

1989
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:23,100
I've lost hundreds of dollars on
my podcast. 

1990
01:47:23,300 --> 01:47:24,200
Yeah. 
Oh, yeah, ever. 

1991
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:25,700
And oh, I was definitely at that
point. 

1992
01:47:25,700 --> 01:47:27,500
Yeah. 
I've definitely just spent the 

1993
01:47:27,500 --> 01:47:29,400
most. 
I was like, yo ho M never. 

1994
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:31,500
I was just like you homie. 
I lost all the money, but I've 

1995
01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:36,400
got my shit back. 
Yeah. 

1996
01:47:36,500 --> 01:47:40,200
I've lost a bunch of money. 
Don't buy a shirt if my by one. 

1997
01:47:40,700 --> 01:47:43,700
I just did, I just did and it'll
be like, Brandon. 

1998
01:47:43,700 --> 01:47:45,800
He doesn't have don't buy one. 
If you don't buy one quite 

1999
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:47,800
frankly. 
I think that you are a faggot. 

2000
01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:49,500
What if Brendan gets laid the 
day? 

2001
01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:51,100
That that would be all. 
That's. 

2002
01:47:51,100 --> 01:47:54,600
Oh my God, Eddie. 
I will engineer this. 

2003
01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:59,900
I will end up a story where I 
have sex. 

2004
01:48:00,100 --> 01:48:03,800
Okay, I'm on top of a woman in 
the car crash t-shirt. 

2005
01:48:04,800 --> 01:48:06,700
It's on. 
What if someone sends me a 

2006
01:48:06,700 --> 01:48:09,500
picture of them having sex in a 
car crash, but you know, that 

2007
01:48:09,500 --> 01:48:12,600
someone's God will send. 
You another, I will let you. 

2008
01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:15,800
If you come on the shirt. 
I'll send you the same design 

2009
01:48:15,800 --> 01:48:18,300
and then also the other three 
design. 

2010
01:48:18,300 --> 01:48:20,400
Okay. 
Frame it for free by the way. 

2011
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:23,500
Okay, so you don't my fantasy is
as a podcaster. 

2012
01:48:23,900 --> 01:48:27,400
Okay, just because you guys are 
familiar with my my timeline or 

2013
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:28,000
whatever. 
Like. 

2014
01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:32,400
Oh, yeah, my mirror, like my 
mirror with all the perfumes, 

2015
01:48:32,700 --> 01:48:37,600
and the Missouri likes and 
splayed and my cat that there's 

2016
01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:42,300
going to one day. 
Be some girl who Posts a selfie 

2017
01:48:42,500 --> 01:48:46,800
on the timeline of her in the 
mirror with holding it. 

2018
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:50,500
My Shaq, Shaq or me. 
Khlo, uh-huh. 

2019
01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:55,200
In like a like in a 49ers. 
Know, in a car crash t-shirt. 

2020
01:48:55,200 --> 01:49:02,200
Yeah, my car crash t-shirt in my
mirror, like like Tasha like, 

2021
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:03,700
like, what whoever that fucking 
girl. 

2022
01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:05,800
Was that did that an atom? 
Friedland? 

2023
01:49:05,800 --> 01:49:07,500
Who's Dasha? 
Who's Adam Freeland? 

2024
01:49:07,500 --> 01:49:08,600
Never know. 
Who the house? 

2025
01:49:08,600 --> 01:49:09,900
Very good. 
Very good. 

2026
01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:12,900
I don't hear that. 
London news, William Shakespeare

2027
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:15,700
quite frankly, never heard of 
God's res. 

2028
01:49:15,700 --> 01:49:17,100
An equal comparison. 
Yeah. 

2029
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:19,300
I actually don't know that guy 
either. 

2030
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:22,700
I've heard the name Dasha but 
I'm not smart enough for who's 

2031
01:49:22,700 --> 01:49:24,600
Emmitt Smith? 
Yeah. 

2032
01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:27,100
Yeah. 
I know that ass Universe like an

2033
01:49:27,108 --> 01:49:28,600
orange card. 
Yeah. 

2034
01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:38,300
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

2035
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:41,300
That's exactly right. 
I actually so So just for 

2036
01:49:41,300 --> 01:49:45,000
myself, Eddie is a very 
successful Sports Gambler. 

2037
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:48,000
I've been very envious of him of
his do not. 

2038
01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:52,100
They, I got down my Bovada 
account guy down to 11, huh? 

2039
01:49:52,600 --> 01:49:57,700
I am kind of proud of this one. 
I made 40 to Beth's this last 

2040
01:49:57,700 --> 01:50:01,900
weekend on the last week that 
sprinkling on everything 42 

2041
01:50:01,900 --> 01:50:06,600
bets, and I went from my Bovada 
account. 

2042
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:10,300
I think I haven't put money in 
says, I won that big bet but my 

2043
01:50:10,300 --> 01:50:12,900
account. 
At 1,400, when I started placing

2044
01:50:12,900 --> 01:50:18,800
stuff on Saturday, it got down 
to 11:00 before the game started

2045
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:21,600
on Sunday. 
And then I ended the day at 

2046
01:50:21,600 --> 01:50:26,100
1600. 
So when oh, wow, so yeah, I had 

2047
01:50:26,100 --> 01:50:29,800
a, I put three dollars down on a
parlay this last weekend and 

2048
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:33,400
this episode this episode might 
not come out right when these 

2049
01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:35,000
games happen. 
So you have to realize this is 

2050
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:37,000
I'm talking what week 18 of the 
NFL season. 

2051
01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:38,700
First time week, eight scenes 
ever had NFL. 

2052
01:50:38,700 --> 01:50:44,200
See ya, so you had to go hard. 
On it that I bet Jacksonville 

2053
01:50:44,200 --> 01:50:45,300
moneyline. 
Jacksonville. 

2054
01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:47,800
Wasn't going to beat the cold. 
I wish I would have a said that 

2055
01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:50,600
it would never happen. 
I looked at Carson wentz's eyes 

2056
01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:51,900
pregame. 
And I said, no, that's not a 

2057
01:50:51,907 --> 01:50:53,600
winner. 
Yeah, I mean you just gotta know

2058
01:50:53,600 --> 01:50:58,000
that every shit-ass team will 
follow the 11, the division team

2059
01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:01,200
will ball the fuck out in a 
debating the division the 

2060
01:51:01,200 --> 01:51:03,100
division. 
Then I bet Pittsburgh Steelers 

2061
01:51:03,100 --> 01:51:05,500
moneyline Pittsburgh, Steelers 
Baltimore Ravens, always take 

2062
01:51:05,500 --> 01:51:07,200
the team that to the underdog 
because that's a weird-ass 

2063
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:09,700
rivalry, right? 
So at that one boom you get that

2064
01:51:09,700 --> 01:51:12,500
you get the plus 700 The 185 you
already like that, but I'm only 

2065
01:51:12,500 --> 01:51:14,600
putting a couple bucks down. 
So I'm like I gotta have one 

2066
01:51:14,600 --> 01:51:16,500
more crazy win. 
Gotta have one more crazy win, 

2067
01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:18,900
man. 
I put I bet on the San Francisco

2068
01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:20,200
49ers. 
Yeah. 

2069
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:22,300
Again, who were down 17, nothing
at the half. 

2070
01:51:22,300 --> 01:51:24,000
Sean McVeigh. 
Jalen. 

2071
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:26,200
Ramsey goes up to George kiddo 
and says you are eyes, are going

2072
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:28,300
in a body back. 
You guys are going in body bag, 

2073
01:51:28,300 --> 01:51:30,400
George kills. 
Like no, actually, I think we're

2074
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:31,900
going to win. 
It's only the second quarter, 

2075
01:51:31,900 --> 01:51:36,400
pal - come along with soon, as 
you said, never bet on the 

2076
01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:38,900
Raiders. 
I bet $100 in the Raiders 

2077
01:51:38,900 --> 01:51:40,400
immediately. 
Wow. 

2078
01:51:48,400 --> 01:51:52,100
Because you never listen to 
someone talking like if they had

2079
01:51:52,100 --> 01:51:53,600
a game to get them in the 
playoffs. 

2080
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:16,900
Devon the Huskers baby, you know
like it's such. 

2081
01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:21,000
It's amazing advice like yeah, 
you know, if you have a team if 

2082
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:23,900
you ever team put money on the 
other team. 

2083
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:25,700
Yeah, if I tell you basically, 
how do you feel about the 

2084
01:52:25,700 --> 01:52:27,200
Raiders? 
I'm like, I hope I don't kill 

2085
01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:31,200
myself tonight. 
And and if anybody if anybody 

2086
01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:33,600
wants, that's, I don't know. 
I don't have an answer for you. 

2087
01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:34,900
I'm gonna watch the game as a 
fan. 

2088
01:52:34,900 --> 01:52:36,500
Do do. 
You know what's so funny? 

2089
01:52:36,500 --> 01:52:39,800
Is that you were on my show and 
I made you make like an NFL 

2090
01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:42,800
picks. 
It was like a month later that 

2091
01:52:42,800 --> 01:52:46,600
the episode even came out. 
I lost and I lost ha ha ha, 

2092
01:52:46,700 --> 01:52:48,200
which is funny because I love me
idea. 

2093
01:52:48,200 --> 01:52:50,200
I love the idea of somebody. 
One of our free, I think it was 

2094
01:52:50,200 --> 01:52:52,400
might have been John dios who 
might have been? 

2095
01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:55,000
If I know I love him. 
The first-ever tales from the 

2096
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,900
mall. 
Yes, taken. 

2097
01:52:57,200 --> 01:52:58,700
He had said, he's like, I would 
love it. 

2098
01:52:58,700 --> 01:53:01,600
If I like, went back in time 
Back to the Future style and 

2099
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:07,800
maybe that Glenn said and still 
lost like listen to the bet but 

2100
01:53:07,800 --> 01:53:13,700
don't check to see who actually 
Thought I was winning a bet that

2101
01:53:13,700 --> 01:53:17,200
I had placed while we were 
recording that the Patriots. 

2102
01:53:17,400 --> 01:53:20,000
We're playing this insane windy 
game and I think Eddie remember 

2103
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:21,500
this game because I think I 
might have tipped you off on 

2104
01:53:21,500 --> 01:53:23,200
Patriots, money line on this 
one, too. 

2105
01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:26,400
There was this insane like 30 
mile, an hour wind game, 40 mile

2106
01:53:26,400 --> 01:53:28,900
an hour, wind game bills, 
Patriots bills, Monday Night 

2107
01:53:28,900 --> 01:53:30,100
Football. 
I was when I was recording, 

2108
01:53:30,300 --> 01:53:33,100
probably about part about a 
month ago, I'd say, oh, that's 

2109
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:35,700
it on that to. 
Yeah, and I believe I I 

2110
01:53:35,700 --> 01:53:36,900
sprinkled the group chat with 
that one. 

2111
01:53:36,900 --> 01:53:38,200
I said, hey guys, Pedro is 
moneyline. 

2112
01:53:38,200 --> 01:53:40,300
It's happening tonight. 
I mean, the Bills suck dick 

2113
01:53:40,300 --> 01:53:41,400
there. 
Are a fake team. 

2114
01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:43,400
They are. 
Let's yeah. - it's literally a 

2115
01:53:43,407 --> 01:53:45,400
guy's name as your team. 
Do. 

2116
01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:47,400
Didn't oh, man. 
Yeah. 

2117
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:54,900
Yeah. 
Yeah exactly. 

2118
01:54:10,700 --> 01:54:13,900
Not going to work. 
The the New York Sean's is my 

2119
01:54:13,900 --> 01:54:14,600
favorite. 
Yeah. 

2120
01:54:15,400 --> 01:54:19,100
Yeah, so I end up winning that 
bet. 

2121
01:54:19,100 --> 01:54:21,400
However, I place a bet and I 
believe it was the Thursday 

2122
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:23,400
night game. 
This is how my brain works. 

2123
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:26,500
I actually remember this was 
Steelers money line against the 

2124
01:54:26,500 --> 01:54:29,200
Vikings Vikings. 
Barely the Vikings went up to 

2125
01:54:29,200 --> 01:54:31,200
twenty four. 
Nothing lead, Steelers, almost 

2126
01:54:31,200 --> 01:54:33,200
tie it up and lose. 
I'm sorry if you made that 

2127
01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:35,200
fuckin hate betting on the 
Steelers, dude, I'll never been 

2128
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:37,100
on the steel. 
No, black and yellow black and 

2129
01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:42,100
yellow, my favorite team. 
Of all time is the Packers 

2130
01:54:42,100 --> 01:54:45,900
because I went to Lambeau. 
The first NFL game I ever went 

2131
01:54:45,900 --> 01:54:51,100
to the first NFL game I ever 
went to was a my 21st birthday 

2132
01:54:51,100 --> 01:54:54,300
gift from my dad. 
He gave me Packers. 

2133
01:54:55,500 --> 01:54:59,500
I went to the University of 
Wisconsin and my dad was able to

2134
01:54:59,500 --> 01:55:02,800
through corporate connections. 
Okay. 

2135
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:07,200
Get me Lambo Packers. 
Go to Chico State master's 

2136
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:08,400
degree level. 
Yes. 

2137
01:55:08,600 --> 01:55:09,300
Okay. 
Yeah. 

2138
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:09,800
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

2139
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:12,100
Yeah. 
All the evil Northern 

2140
01:55:12,100 --> 01:55:14,100
California. 
Caching is Aaron Rodgers 

2141
01:55:14,100 --> 01:55:17,700
connections. 
This is all, this is all coming 

2142
01:55:17,700 --> 01:55:23,900
together, but guys, Rogers was 
on the bench that I'm this was 

2143
01:55:23,900 --> 01:55:26,300
night. 
This was 2007. 

2144
01:55:27,100 --> 01:55:30,400
Okay. 
It was it was Favre in his last 

2145
01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:32,200
year's Acker. 
Oh, yeah. 

2146
01:55:32,200 --> 01:55:36,100
Put up seven. 
It's I think it was seven. 

2147
01:55:36,100 --> 01:55:38,800
Touchdown passes. 
I believe it's the pack against 

2148
01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:41,500
the Vikings at Lambeau. 
Whoa, and then he went to the 

2149
01:55:41,500 --> 01:55:44,300
Vikings on my, on my 21st 
birthday. 

2150
01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:49,200
I was there drinking Spotted, 
Cow New Glarus, spotted carry, a

2151
01:55:49,600 --> 01:55:53,000
great and smoking. 
American Spirit yellows in the 

2152
01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:54,100
sky. 
Yeah. 

2153
01:55:55,600 --> 01:55:57,300
It was like the best thing ever,
man. 

2154
01:55:57,600 --> 01:56:00,100
I don't like any of the NFC 
North GM's. 

2155
01:56:00,100 --> 01:56:02,000
Like I don't like actively root 
for them. 

2156
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:03,600
But I respect the entire 
division. 

2157
01:56:03,600 --> 01:56:06,100
There's one of the Visions I do.
Best of it black, and blue 

2158
01:56:06,100 --> 01:56:07,900
division day. 
All I'm saying is the lions are 

2159
01:56:07,907 --> 01:56:09,800
going to be back very soon. 
You're calling this right now. 

2160
01:56:09,800 --> 01:56:13,100
If the alliance Alliance has 
never been that Glenn or not. 

2161
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:58,800
Is that the Giants have had the 
success that they have had? 

2162
01:56:58,800 --> 01:57:01,100
Yeah, it's true. 
The, when I get, I mean, yeah, I

2163
01:57:01,100 --> 01:57:04,500
mean, Eli Manning is, the reason
why I like the jock is, dead of 

2164
01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:06,200
Eli. 
Manning is fucking just 

2165
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:09,300
literally the most retard like, 
look into things. 

2166
01:57:09,500 --> 01:57:11,300
Yeah. 
That was a, that was a way the 

2167
01:57:11,300 --> 01:57:13,600
mayor was Archie Manning. 
That's really, really what is 

2168
01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:15,500
Brendan being? 
So mean to me than I guess I'm 

2169
01:57:15,500 --> 01:57:22,600
not. 
It's called me a retard and I 

2170
01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:26,600
think that like it. 
And energy that we have between 

2171
01:57:27,100 --> 01:57:29,600
it's true. 
And I and so, anyways, the I'm 

2172
01:57:29,600 --> 01:57:31,600
serious, about the Lions. 
By the way, I'm saying this 

2173
01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:33,200
right now is a time capsule 
moment. 

2174
01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:37,100
So after four years from now, 
after the roar has been restored

2175
01:57:37,100 --> 01:57:41,400
in Detroit, after this happens, 
you for years from now, when 

2176
01:57:41,400 --> 01:57:43,900
you're like, Brendan is very 
famous director. 

2177
01:57:43,900 --> 01:57:46,500
Eddie is the podcast King. 
I'm on a subreddit everything. 

2178
01:57:46,500 --> 01:57:48,000
I'm just very tired, sucking 
down. 

2179
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:57,600
No, no, I'm on the car-crash 
subreddit every day arguing with

2180
01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:00,600
people and but I want to hear 
four years ago. 

2181
01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:03,300
This podcast, they were on and 
then you're like, wow, this guy 

2182
01:58:03,300 --> 01:58:05,700
got the Lions Resurgence, right?
All comes on. 

2183
01:58:05,700 --> 01:58:07,100
That's honestly, I really do 
feel. 

2184
01:58:07,100 --> 01:58:09,800
I have been able to restore the 
roar. 

2185
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:11,800
They will win the division 
within four years. 

2186
01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:17,500
Wow. 
Colin are calling it out based 

2187
01:58:17,500 --> 01:58:19,800
on what. 
So so here's what happened. 

2188
01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:22,700
And this is this is I said, I 
was gonna end up like an hour 

2189
01:58:22,700 --> 01:58:25,600
ago, and I love it. 
Get the fuck out of here, but 

2190
01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:29,400
wait, I have Lions predictions, 
guys. 

2191
01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:32,200
Wait, wait, the here's what's 
gonna happen. 

2192
01:58:32,300 --> 01:58:35,400
Okay, Matthew Stafford, right? 
Matthew Stafford is guy, is 

2193
01:58:35,407 --> 01:58:36,800
doing a very nice job with the 
Rams. 

2194
01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:38,400
However, not sure they're going 
to win it all. 

2195
01:58:38,500 --> 01:58:40,200
They're not going to do use a 
guy. 

2196
01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:43,600
He's gonna they trade him to the
Rams. 

2197
01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:45,600
They get Jared Goff they take on
a lot of dead weight. 

2198
01:58:45,600 --> 01:58:47,100
They get two first round picks 
for it. 

2199
01:58:47,100 --> 01:58:49,400
Two first round picks. 
Now this year, they drafted 

2200
01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:50,700
really well. 
They hired a guy named Dan 

2201
01:58:50,700 --> 01:58:52,500
Campbell. 
The guy is the ultimate fucking 

2202
01:58:52,500 --> 01:58:55,100
coach. 
They literally play their Hearts

2203
01:58:55,100 --> 01:58:56,400
out for that guy. 
Play their hearts out. 

2204
01:58:56,500 --> 01:58:58,500
You bet against them. 
You bet a big spread against 

2205
01:58:58,500 --> 01:59:01,000
them. 
You're sweating entire time. 

2206
01:59:01,300 --> 01:59:03,100
Like, if you're betting, the 
favorite ago that the lines are 

2207
01:59:03,100 --> 01:59:05,400
not going to cover this and 
you're like, what the fuck, like

2208
01:59:05,400 --> 01:59:06,600
you're watching the game. 
It's insane. 

2209
01:59:06,600 --> 01:59:08,200
They tied with the Steelers this
year. 

2210
01:59:08,300 --> 01:59:12,400
So I the Steelers are sweating 
trying to get into the playoffs.

2211
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:13,700
Yeah. 
And all that stuff. 

2212
01:59:13,700 --> 01:59:15,100
They got two first round picks 
to come up. 

2213
01:59:15,100 --> 01:59:16,600
They got 100 million in cap 
space. 

2214
01:59:16,700 --> 01:59:18,400
Now, they might blow those pics.
I might be wrong. 

2215
01:59:18,400 --> 01:59:20,100
I might be stupid. 
I don't think they are. 

2216
01:59:20,100 --> 01:59:21,300
I think they got the right thing
going. 

2217
01:59:21,300 --> 01:59:23,600
I think the lions are going to 
have a similar to what the 

2218
01:59:23,600 --> 01:59:25,400
Browns did a couple. 
Four years ago, they're gonna 

2219
01:59:25,400 --> 01:59:27,000
have a crazy play out front. 
I think you're right. 

2220
01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:29,600
I think it's an underestimated 
quality to have a guy that 

2221
01:59:29,600 --> 01:59:31,800
people want to play for. 
I mean, they didn't give a 

2222
01:59:31,808 --> 01:59:33,200
lecture. 
I mean, it could have just, 

2223
01:59:33,200 --> 01:59:35,400
like, literally just phoned it 
in on the last game against the 

2224
01:59:35,400 --> 01:59:36,200
Packers. 
Dude. 

2225
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:37,800
He said in his opening press 
conference. 

2226
01:59:38,300 --> 01:59:41,800
He said it fucking killed me. 
He was like he had the eyes of 

2227
01:59:41,900 --> 01:59:43,300
like a guy who's like my team 
sucks. 

2228
01:59:43,300 --> 01:59:44,800
He had it while you say, he goes
look man. 

2229
01:59:45,200 --> 01:59:46,500
I don't know what the final 
score is going to be. 

2230
01:59:46,700 --> 01:59:48,000
We're going to call your eyes 
up. 

2231
01:59:48,200 --> 01:59:49,300
We're going to tell your legs. 
Yeah. 

2232
01:59:49,300 --> 01:59:51,200
I respect them. 
We're going to I mean and that's

2233
01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:53,100
going to help us in that case. 
We're going to punch you in the 

2234
01:59:53,108 --> 01:59:54,200
face. 
I don't know what the final 

2235
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:55,600
score. 
Beep, you're gonna fucking hate 

2236
01:59:55,600 --> 01:59:58,800
playing us. 
That's what a bunch of slapshot 

2237
01:59:58,800 --> 02:00:00,600
very Paul Newman. 
Slap Shot situation. 

2238
02:00:00,600 --> 02:00:02,700
Totally. 
Oh my great movie, by the way. 

2239
02:00:04,200 --> 02:00:07,700
So yes, yes voice, listen to 
Tales from the mall. 

2240
02:00:07,800 --> 02:00:10,700
Listen to car crash. 
I co-signed them, great shows. 

2241
02:00:10,700 --> 02:00:12,400
Listen to Elroy. 
Elroy, Blazer back. 

2242
02:00:12,400 --> 02:00:13,800
Is that wasn't what he said or 
was it? 

2243
02:00:13,800 --> 02:00:19,400
I did not say that isolation 
chamber is back in that with by 

2244
02:00:19,400 --> 02:00:22,800
the way, produced by the great 
John dios. 

2245
02:00:22,900 --> 02:00:24,200
Oh wonderful. 
Holy agony. 

2246
02:00:24,700 --> 02:00:27,100
Yes, an amazing person. 
Love the guy. 

2247
02:00:27,100 --> 02:00:30,600
So, unless boys, this is rare 
candy fall at crypto. 

2248
02:00:30,600 --> 02:00:33,200
So, he just, he would you just 
quit his job before? 

2249
02:00:33,200 --> 02:00:36,300
I don't, by the way, I don't 
deserve to be on this podcast to

2250
02:00:36,300 --> 02:00:39,500
do with the greatest Eddie of 
car. 

2251
02:00:39,500 --> 02:00:42,800
Crash boy who I think I know 
it's true. 

2252
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:46,500
That's true isn't sound genuine.
I'm sorry. 

2253
02:00:46,500 --> 02:00:48,200
I'm sorry. 
So Ed. 

2254
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:53,000
He's the guy he's the Belichick 
is I said check of, by the way. 

2255
02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:57,900
The best listen to car crash. 
Listen to tell from the mall, be

2256
02:00:57,900 --> 02:01:00,600
on the lookout for the isolation
chamber produced by John dios 

2257
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:04,300
and be on the lookout for us. 
I have some really fun ideas for

2258
02:01:04,300 --> 02:01:07,000
some more Sports. 
I hate taking, are we doing that

2259
02:01:07,300 --> 02:01:07,900
sport? 
There? 

2260
02:01:07,900 --> 02:01:09,600
Is that playoff stream still 
happening. 

2261
02:01:10,400 --> 02:01:12,100
We do need to do that. 
That's a good call. 

2262
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:14,900
I am off for the next two weeks.
So let's maybe maybe. 

2263
02:01:14,900 --> 02:01:18,000
So if not playoffs, maybe just a
Super Bowl stream or something. 

2264
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:19,600
Something don't do it after the 
first round. 

2265
02:01:19,600 --> 02:01:21,000
I had. 
Yeah, we'll do it after the 

2266
02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:22,800
first round after we get down to
the divisional game. 

2267
02:01:22,800 --> 02:01:25,800
So I think, by the way, I I'd be
down for any kind of like 

2268
02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:27,200
playoffs. 
I would love for you to yell 

2269
02:01:27,200 --> 02:01:29,600
real beers on that podcast. 
You know what? 

2270
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:32,600
I'm sorry for that didn't 
happen. 

2271
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:33,300
I don't know. 
You're talking about. 

2272
02:01:33,700 --> 02:01:36,000
I got one in there. 
It's not as bad as the one 

2273
02:01:36,200 --> 02:01:37,700
there's certain ones. 
Yeah, it was. 

2274
02:01:37,700 --> 02:01:39,400
Yeah. 
It was like he was like get this

2275
02:01:39,400 --> 02:01:41,800
portagee off the show. 
Yeah. 

2276
02:01:42,100 --> 02:01:44,100
Alright guys, that's it for me. 
I'm gonna know. 

2277
02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:45,400
Can we just talk for another 
hour? 

2278
02:01:45,400 --> 02:01:45,900
I want to go.