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Who you with? I saw a really cool thing on my
walk today. I don't know if you wanted to
take a look at it with me. I want to see if I can share it
with you. I had to take a picture of it
because I, I just, I don't know if everybody has.
I don't know if you guys, if you guys are familiar with the El
Pollo Loco franchise. I don't know if it's if it's, if
it's nationwide or anything like that.
Like, but it's it's, it's, it's the crazy chicken.
Yeah, it what I it is. It does stand for the chicken in
some unknown language. But they offer for people to
drive around with a car wrap. Yeah, like a very trendy thing
right now. It's like wrap your car like
Marvel and all of that stuff like, but they offer you to do
that in in your fly ass whip to have El Pollo and they'll pay
you money. And I was thinking.
I was thinking about it. Yeah, I mean, dude, like, can
you can, can anyone be blamed for wrapping their car?
I love that it's not grammatically correct in in
Spanish either. It's L Oh, no, it is.
It is. No, it is.
It is the chicken crazy? Yeah.
That's the way it's supposed to be.
Yeah. Dude, are you are you even
Mexican? I've.
Been I wish I was, you've been saying.
This whole time you've been saying this whole time that
you've been, you are 100% Mexicano.
Yeah, I'm on board with it for sure.
I'm on board with the program. But yeah, no, I mean, look,
they, they appreciate your, you know, they appreciate your
awareness, but and and. And wait, So what?
What vehicle was this though? Was it?
No, no, no, this is so. This is an ad that was posted on
a poll, so they say. Get paid to join our car wrap
campaign. We're looking for drivers to
join an exciting car wrap advertising program, or should
be. We are looking for drivers to
for. For like, you know, like a.
Crazy ass, a crazy ass rap advertising program.
Not rap, not RAP, homie wrap like my cousin has, you know,
you've seen that shit. But they, they, he's fucking
crazy, dude. He's not, he's local, you know,
and it says what you'll do drive your own car.
As usual, promote top brands with a professionally installed
car wrap. Top brands, Yeah.
So I thought it was 1 brand. I know.
Yeah, I. Thought it was the top brand, no
experience. Can you imagine if they were
like 10 years of experience or required?
That's so there's this gap in your resume.
Could you explain? No, I'm sorry that your low
rider with your cousin's Instagram sticker does not
qualify as experience. And then it says 18 plus years
old. I get that.
I I guess I don't actually. I don't get that a high school
kid should be able to do that. It also says turn your car into
a moving billboard and earn up to 400 bucks a week just for
driving as you normally do. 400 a week.
Here's what I would do. Dude, I would heartbeat.
Dude, heartbeat I would I would go to like the most red flag
governmental red flag website places like where it's like, oh,
here I drove as I normally did all week.
I went to a gun store. I protested outside of an
abortion clinic. I went to church 3 different
churches. I went to my, where my wife
homesteads where we make raw milk and, and stuff out there.
I, I did all these things and I have, I went to my bunker, but I
did that all with my car, my, you know, Ford, Ford Fusion.
Why not right, Or Ford Fusion wrapped in El Pollo Loco decals.
And I'm pretty sure a lot of people are feeling the feeling
the loco after that, which I, I think it sounds like they're,
they're contracting it out for like multiple businesses where
like one week you'll have El Pollo Loco and then they're
like, can you do Del Taco the next week?
This is like some Kelby low sack.
Fucking yeah. Tattoo chicken and waffles.
It's literally chicken and waffles is the story like it's
it's it's. Wild yeah, that's that's good
that's not bad money for wrapping your car today Well,
because you figure. If you're door dashing, right,
let's say you're door dashing and just wrap your car at that
point, like that's what I that's a great.
Dude, you could double like, yeah, that's like some, that's
like something like that meme where the guy stabbed in his
head like. Yeah, we need car raft.
Dude. Just purple.
We do car seat, dude. Yeah, car seat.
Whole car seat would be safe. People have been asking about a
car episode. Also RC remote controlled.
I'm just saying it's like, you know, it's right.
There, yeah, an RC car and we also we'd need our, we would
also need a soda like a based soda.
I've been wanting to get cuz they RC Cola has like a whole
they've been on. They've been in a rebrand for
like years now and they actually have their shit in stores now
and then. The boxes of sodas, like the 12
pack looks cool. I wanna get one and put it up on
that shelf so we have it in a little background form.
Yeah, absolutely. But I'm just thinking of like a
cyber truck wrapped with Al Polo Loco or I'm thinking of you're
like every kind of upper echelon lawyer drives like a nice
Mercedes like ASL 500 or something.
The Audi, the Audi Q4, the Audi he just.
Pulls up to like a business meeting and he's like sorry
guys, I'm just getting the car it's.
Like some like Michelle Welbeck like thing or something where
it's just like, yeah, he's kind of bond hard times.
Yet he did. He never got rid of his trusty
Audi, which he loves dearly, but he did wrap it in the some like
French Mexican restaurant or something.
Yeah, that would be. Better Call Saul shit.
Which is funny because that's Dos Hermanos chicken, right?
That's like the El Pollo Loco. Basically.
It's the same thing. Yeah, so.
That's great. Exactly.
Another thing I was watching my wife and I when we do House
Hunters International. Great.
Sometimes on YouTube international.
I don't like the American ones. Are they going to like Japan and
finding like a $30,000 house kind of thing?
No, you'll be surprised that a military veteran with PTSD was
moving by himself, not allowed to see his daughter anymore.
Going to Thailand. You'll be surprised.
You'd be surprised. And I, I there was a there's an
agent like sometimes they have the same agents.
And this one woman who's like Thailand, like she's Thai and
she looks like she would model for like aloe Vera juice, like
things with like cherry blossoms around her.
And she her name is Tawee porn is her first name, THAWEEPORN
quote. And the quote like her nickname
is Umi, like fucking most def. And then and then her last name
is Hardy. So Tawee porn Hardy is her name.
So I looked up. I'm like, obviously like it's
not called porn in Thailand. Like whatever the fuck they do
out there that constitutes us porn, but it's not called that.
So porn in Thailand means blessing.
Yeah. Maybe it means that here too.
But, you know, but no, it says porn in Thailand means blessing.
Can you imagine, like, if you were just American and you were
like, you know, people like back in the 90s and 2000s, there'd be
some new ageing moms that would name their kids like Moon and
like, you know, Native American stuff, you know, and stuff.
But like, what if you were just like, oh, I'm just going to name
my kid porn. It's my boy.
It's my son named porn. And they're like, no, it's, he's
a blessing. We, we, we, we thought of him as
a blessing. Yeah.
Well, that's like a porn Chai. And what's?
Your daughter, What's your? Yeah.
And like, what's your what's your daughter's name?
Slut. And they're like, what does that
mean? You're like, I oh, I don't know.
Yeah, we just. It's one thing.
Yeah, that's crazy. That's one of the cuz usually
there's like those trans like Korean translations or like
China, northern China where they're like holy fuck,
restaurant or whatever, like porn.
That's straight up porn, dude. That's like legit.
There's no, you don't need to you don't need to like massage
it at all, pun intended. It's it is the word.
And yeah. So when do we start?
When my wife and I start watching White Lotus Season 3,
Like within the first minute of the first episode, I turned
around and I'm like, there's gonna be a huge rant about lady
boys in Thailand in this episode.
And she turned to me. She's like, she's like, what are
you talking about? And I thought, I think I thought
she thought that I was crazy or something.
And then behold, episode 6 or whatever, you know, it's like.
Yeah, arguably the most famous actor of that is in the show.
Like that of the names, like biggest names does the rant.
So yeah, that's. But this guy was funny, man
'cause House Hunters is like largely fake and like state.
Yeah, forever. Yeah.
This guy, this guy's going there and he's like, look, he goes,
you know, I, I, I did 2 tours in Iraq and got hurt.
And I, I, it hurts, you know, I, I, I have PTSD and I don't
really want to get into that, but I help other veterans get
treatment in the VA, you know, and I, and I, and I do that so I
can do that remote. And one time I went outside and
it was snowing and I was living in a place where it snowed.
Now let's say it's like Michigan or something.
He was living in Michigan and I went outside and I went, whoa,
it's snowing. And I tore my ACL outside and
I'm like, all right, dude. And then, and then he's like, I
was like, yeah, so I'm incapacitated.
So all I did was watch travel vlogs on YouTube for like a
year. I was like, oh God.
And so by man, by yourself is crazy watching.
That's like something you watch with a woman.
Like that's what you do. My husband and wife activity and
but he he's watching it and then he goes anyways.
Like I had a kid not allowed to see her anymore.
She changed my life and. She was a blessing, so to speak.
She was. She was a blessing.
The first thing I thought of when I thought of porn, my
blessing child was Thailand. No, but he's like, so eventually
I worked my way up and I said, you know what?
I saw all these videos about Thailand and how it's a great
place to go and it's cheap. So that's where I'm going.
I'm looking at my wife. I'm just like, are you fucking
kidding me? Like this guy, Like are you
kidding me? He goes out there and he's like,
so I have $500 a month and I'm like, that's all you make doing
remote. For the military, he needs the
Rav. Dude, no point.
No, no, no, no. He's 400 a week.
A week, dude, Yeah, it's crazy. If you were making 900 a week,
900 a week in Thailand, you're balling.
Oh, yeah. That's the thing about, that's
what I think about a lot about that, about like, Thailand's
like a cool place to go. Like it's been ruined.
You can't, you can't just go to Thailand and no one's going to
like, raise an eyebrow or some shit.
And it's like, no, I'm trying to go rock climbing and go like
snorkeling and, you know, eat some dank food and, you know,
and shit. It's always like, oh, you're
going to. Yeah.
Pound out a fucking lady boy. That's and that at the end of
the day, the other. Thing, dude, that's a risk I'm
not willing to take. Like discern it, you know, if if
you were to go on some like tourism shit, you have to
discern how do you like what what how do you broach that
subject? Dude, you think that there would
be a travel vlog on that where it would be like a a wounded
veteran? He probably.
Runs that vlog now, dude. Yeah.
Here's the thing, we're going to do a cancel tilt test here.
This one's got negative. Cancel tilt.
That doesn't necessarily mean it's a woman.
He's like, they do it all natural here.
No puberty blockers whatsoever and look at how they pass.
I'm teaching my class $25.00 a month.
Go to my Patreon down below and you will never make a mistake in
Thailand unless you want to. Yeah, mistakes 10% of the time,
yeah. Yeah, yeah, No, he's like,
occasionally you might just be feeling froggy and like, what's
like, you might just knock one down.
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What's the fucking, what's the, I think it's that that like kind
of famous meme video where the guy is in Thailand and he's
like, Oh my God, this dumb like girl on the streets.
Oh my God, you're so beautiful. And she's like, I lady boy, I
lady boy. And he's like, no, no way.
And she's like, he's like, yeah, I am.
And yeah, he she's trying to convince him.
He's like, my name is porn, my name my name is porn and I'm a
lady boy. Porn, porn blessing.
I figured if it's like it's like Chai tea, it's like it's just
Chai. You don't.
Tea is redundant. It's like tuna fish.
Yeah. Yeah, You know what I mean?
Yeah, That one's always funny, like.
But yeah. Oh.
Speaking of veterans, too, I went and saw a wonderful movie
in the theater, and my wife does not like war movies at all.
So I wanted to. I was like, I'm going to go see
it. I'm off right now.
I asked him. That's my mom.
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Yeah. It's true.
What? Are you looking at those
soldiers for? Yeah, I'm love Instagram reels
and these war movies. I'm a soldier of love.
I'm a soldier of love and I'll fight for you for the death.
There's no more. You don't need to be looking at
these jacked Jarhead guys from 2006.
No, you know, and so but anyways, I went to go see Alex
Garland Warfare, which is fantastic. 90 minutes of just
like basically call of like a Call of Duty thriller about a
apparently a true story and it's only take.
I always hate Iraq war movies. Like a lot of times whenever you
see the little green typing time stamp thing that happens, you're
like, fuck, you know, when I for some reason that takes me out of
the mood, I just don't really maybe because it happened in our
lifetime and I don't really want to see that.
And but this was great because it's all about just one mission,
90 minutes just going through 1 mission.
It's not all the it's fantastic gun sounds are out off the hook.
If you're, if you're a gearhead gun head guy, you're going to go
crazy during that. But but for a while, this is
like a 245 matinee, right? Like on a Tuesday.
So it's just not really. So when I get in there, I'm
like, damn theater to myself, which I knew wasn't going to be
true. It's about 5 minutes before the
previews were going to start. And this is AMC where they show
like 10 previews plus the Nicole Kidman watching Minions by
herself to let you know the movie's about to start.
And then she, so this one guy walks in Jarhead just walks in
Jarhead jacked to the Guild like Milt, like you were to just draw
a caricature of like AGI Joe walks in and he sits down and I
was thinking, like, damn, what if he has like a flashback and
it's just me in here? Yeah.
And he's like, I'm going to kill everybody in here.
And he like, looks around and he's just like just you.
And it's just you that are fucked, you know, like.
And then it's just. And then like, like, Can you
imagine if you were like going there and you commit a mass and
it's just one guy shows up and you're just like, I'm not even a
mass murderer. Yeah, yeah.
I'm a I'm a murderer, yeah. I'm just, I'm just a regular
murderer. What the fuck like.
Sprayed up all these empty seats and just got one.
Yeah, that's the thing, is the intent.
What if you are? Yeah.
What if you do want to do a mass murder and there is a crowded
deal there and he just hit one and he just was like, that's the
only one. He's Steve Saylor Law.
The Steve Saylor Law. Right.
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, Yeah.
But the yeah, that's funny. He's like a Denny's on Veteran's
Day, you know, he's like, he's in the, you know, he's like, you
know, there's a there's a guy in there that's gonna.
Yeah, like he missed have all the entrance secured.
Yeah. He missed the premiere like he
had too much PTSD to even go to the premiere.
Yeah, you know, cuz it is sad. Cuz like I've worked with, like
I even feel bad. Yeah, cuz I've worked with like,
like combat vets, like like from Iraq and stuff.
The construction's full of them. Like construction is full of
those guys. And there would be Bros that
would like, you'd work with them two days prior and then you'd be
like on an assignment and you're like, where's Jason?
You know what I mean? And then they're like, oh, he's
called in. He, you know, he, you have to
understand he's a vet. I'm like, and he missed like 2
days and then he'd come back like the third day and just be
like, yeah, man, sometimes I just like can't get out of bed
and I'm like, damn. And then, and you believe it.
It's not, it's not like some bullshit either.
You can tell. No, I was eating at a restaurant
one in on the East Coast and there was there was a guy that
came in and he was probably like a little drunk and he he was, he
started ranting about it was sad, dude.
It was like in like, yeah, loudly.
And the whole restaurant had to. Like did you say, Sir, this is a
Wendy's? Yeah, I did.
And. But no, it's sad and it's like,
no. And it's the whole like, you
know, that's why I'm just a rock war dude.
Sorry, I can't, I don't know, it's bad.
And then this whole it's, it was pointless.
And you know, I don't know. It's just, it's just funny how
people people have to pretend that like that, that everyone
was always cool and that everyone was always on the same
page about everything, right? And it's like, I remember we
were just listening to, we were doing some garage work tonight,
you know, like organizing and shit.
And we just had some like playlist on and Dixie Chicks was
coming up. And I remember like where the
Dixie Chicks got cancelled because they said they weren't
done with the Iraq war. I'm like this.
And now they. Got and then they got they got
both ends of cancellation. They got they did.
It's not cancellation, but then they're like, hey, drop the
Dixie and they're like, they're like you can do field hockey
chicks with Dicks that's in vogue right now and they're
like, no, we'll just do the chicks.
Thank you. I know.
Yeah, that's, yeah. You're literally they're like,
they're the real centrist. First off you're you're an anti
war pussy and then 20 years later actually you're racist.
Yeah, I know. You're the.
Most the real country artist in 2004 and they're yeah it's.
So, but it's funny, I know, but this movie, that's why.
I'm just, I don't know. For me, I'm just like, these
things are so vapid and they change every 10 years.
You can't even like pin it down. I'm just, that's why I ever like
any kind of way to describe what we do as political or anything.
I'm just like, yeah, first of all, I'm agree with regret, any
association, you know, not with cool people or with, you know,
people or whatever. But I'm just like any kind of
like, oh, this is we're going to pin this down as that.
I'm like, no, you know, this is for me.
You know, I'm like. Right.
I'm not yeah, you know, except for anti like COVID.
It's like I'm, yeah, of course I'm down for that forever.
Yeah, but. Well, what I laughed about too,
and, and and what actually what I found great about this movie
is that it's it does not preach to you about anything.
It is fight or flight. The whole movie just fight or
flight. It could take place anywhere.
Like it could take place anywhere.
And the whole thing is like the movie starts out.
I mean, the premise of it is basically it's just I don't even
know what their main mission is supposed to be.
Like. Their main mission is just like
Scope on a Muslim guy, just like Scope.
And they're like everybody's like check your delta and then
they're like making jokes. It opens up with this great
scene of I forget who does it, the EDM guy that had that call
on me, the Steve Winwood, a reboot that from like 2006, that
like EDM version of it, the Valerie song and he and it was
like it was, it was they were like they were like getting into
that. That's the first scene in the
movie as Bros in like 2006, like watching the video of like
chicks working out and stuff. And then it just drops you
straight into this mission where they're just really methodically
talking to each other. Oh, what's your 4 check your
six? And then they're like, and then,
you know, it humanizes them a little bit because they'll be
like fucking loser, You know what I mean?
Like what a fucking fuck that guy.
And they're pissing in Gatorade bottles.
Like it's all this like, real, like guy shit.
And then all sudden you just hear like the air raid siren and
then the fucking ha, la, La La, like shit on the fucking thing
of the loudspeaker. And they're like one guy who
learns the language and stuff. It goes, yeah, they just called
a jihad on us. And they're like, they're like,
you think they're going to do it?
And they're like, yeah. And then and then fucking then
it's just fucking all hell from there.
And it's just, it's crazy. And you're not the whole time.
You're not thinking like, we should have fucking carpet
bombed that place. You're not thinking that.
You're just, you're just thinking like, how are these
people going to get out of here? And I was like, God, this is
such a nice movie. This is such a good movie.
It was a horror film scarer than any horror film that's come out
in a long time. So yeah, I highly recommend
that. But man, there's so much to talk
about today. I was I was laughing at Antonio
Brown's Twitter presence the other day.
Everyone. I still think he's 1.
He really hasn't lost. It's not it's, it's still funny.
Like it's he doesn't change it up or anything like my Co
worker. He's got a legit career now too.
That's the funny. It's like.
My Co worker one time Asian guy came up to me and young Waku had
made a game-winning field goal for I guess the Falcons or
something. Yeah.
And then like everybody's celebrating and then AB goes
chink of the day. Yeah, Young Waku.
It just says that. Is that just like that's it?
And he doesn't do one every day. It's just every once in a while.
And my buddy at work thought it was the funniest thing in the
world. He's Asian.
He's like, that's hilarious. And then the other ones are
like, you'll get like serious old head, like the black
football players that cry on podcasts all the.
Time. Yeah, yeah.
They're talking about like the Ryan Clark Shannon Shard, like
those type of guys that just love crying and talking about
how vulnerable they are while then simultaneously saying that
they'll crack you 15 yard penalty style after.
It's hilarious that like what they try to do with that.
It's very PC principle. And they one time, like I heard
this like like Shannon Sharpe and I think Ryan Clark, somebody
like that was saying like ABI, know you from back in the day, I
know you and as black men, let's sit down, let's cut the shit.
What you're doing is tap dancing and and it's it's not right.
And I just, I want to talk to you and see where your head is
that. And then like AB will just post
like a chair with dildos all over it with like, semen
dripping from the ceiling. And it'll be like Shannon
Sharp's office. I know it's fun.
Yeah, he doesn't even say like fuck you bitch, like don't ever
talk to me. He just like you're gay.
I'm sorry, dude. You like clown on Shannon
Sharpe. I'm, I'm probably with you, you
know, like it's Yeah, it'd be, I'd be more worried if he
didn't, you know, like it'd be like this AB is funny, but he's
not clowning on Shannon, you know, he's like.
I mean, it's, yeah. It's so good so.
Funny. So like, yeah, that that's
really funny. And then on TV the other day, I
saw a commercial of four to five black zoomers.
I've counted 2 septum rings inside a Kia vibing really hard
to this love by Maroon 5, which I'm sure happens daily.
And I, I happens all the time. Yeah, you don't realize that
actually, Maroons. Raps raps gotten so bad that
they have to like do this little yeah tap.
Dance Central Park 5. Central Park Maroon 5.
Yeah, Trump. Trump's like, taken out of.
He's like, hey, this song actually sucks.
Yeah. He thinks Adam Levine's a black
guy. Yeah.
But anyway, so imagine you're in that like, because like if
you're in that commercial, like let's say like you are the guy
in that commercial where you're like, damn, this is like life's
on like easy mode for me right now.
Like all they did was tell me to like vibe out Nokia and I got
like $25,000 to for this line. And that song is probably not
even playing in this, in this. They're like, they're probably
playing something else. But I just, I can imagine like
that patronage level of like, no, I want wokeness forever.
Like I just got $25,000 to sit in Nokia and listen to Maroons.
Yeah, I know what that check's like.
Yeah, they would pay that commercial.
I saw that. Commercial probably like.
Yeah, they would pay some. Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly, which is, you know, a classic NBA fan thing is
to just get your Kia NBA listen to listen to Maroon 5.
It's hard for me to like, fully get into hoops because I'm just
like, yeah. But the Kias are great cars, by
the way. They're they're really.
Is it true that they come from the war machine killed in action
like it used? That's how they used to scoop up
bodies? I always heard that was a rumor
and. That sounds not real if I were
to like bet on it just by gut. I can see it though.
I mean, Asian company, Korean War, you know, I can see, I can
see something like that happening, but I don't know if
that's true, but somebody. Has never heard that.
Yeah, like I thought they said it was like, you know, it was
like them are in like Daewoo competing with each other, you
know, like to see who could pick up the most bodies.
I don't know, perhaps I, I'm going to, it's one of those ones
where I don't want to Fact Check that cause like that's kind of.
Sad it happened. Yeah, that's what it is.
Yeah, that's what it is then. Domesticate yourself and to just
like, ease yourself into American domestication.
You know, killed in action. Killed in action?
Absolutely. Yeah.
Yeah, it was, but it was just. But I'm thinking about that guy,
right, who gets $25,000 or whatever to listen to.
Can you imagine if he gets cancelled though?
Like for just calling someone like a fag on set or something
and they're like, dude, and he's like, oh, don't be a woke pussy.
They're like, this is the reason you're here is because I'm a
woke pussy. What do you think this is?
I got I gave you this job because.
Your niche network. Yeah, exactly.
It's a like, buddy, You can't be saying that.
He's like, really? Even me.
They're like even you, dude. Absolutely not.
Engaging it. Yeah, how about that Ben and
Jerry's thing? The RFK.
Yeah, I mean, so the Ben and Jerry's, well, that's.
Well, it's crazy because I, I was, I watched a little bit of,
I watched a little bit of the Tucker, Dave Smith.
And in that, in that episode he talks, he's like, I had a Ben
Cohen on the Ben and Jerry's guy on my pod.
He's like one of the most liberal guys in history, you
know, but we just of all time. Yeah.
Of all time. Yeah.
Like like Michael Jordan lived like a.
Dude and flu game. This was his flu game.
His. Flu game, yeah.
And and yeah. And so I was like, Oh yeah.
So anyway, it just got me thinking about, Oh yeah, Ben and
Jerry's guy and his whole thing, honestly, to his credit, he's
like, yeah, the the the Democrats are wack about this
Ukraine war and all this stuff and all that.
And, and anyway, and then a couple days later, I see like
the RFK thing come up and what? So from what I see, it's like he
protested RF KS hearing, but it was over Palestine.
And so it is, which seems like it seems like like out of all
the people you could signal de boost, it's like you're you're
RFK is like horsing about vaccines or like Gargum in ice
cream, wink, wink or something. And then Ben Cohen is like.
Yeah. Is like Palestine, you know, and
stuff. And you know, I'm, you know,
again, I'm largely sympathetic to probably most of those, you
know, whatever. But it's, it's interesting
timing, you know? Well, you know what it's really
about. I mean, it's it's about the.
Seed wargum dude. It's about the wargum.
Yeah, it's the wargum and the seed oil and the seed oils.
Because, you know, he's thinking he goes, this guy doesn't want
to imagine World Peace. This man wants to take the seed
oils the the essential component in imagine World Peace and The
Tonight dough. And, you know, and Kaepernick.
Yeah, the Ava Duvernay lights caramel action.
That's a hard name. That's hard.
And honestly? She is caramel too.
Like yeah, it makes sense. And dude, I got to say, American
Dream is straight Fuego. It's so.
Fucking all those flavors are great.
They are. It is horseshit though, like Ben
and Jerry's ice cream is horseshit.
Like it's not. And I don't do ice cream wars
like a lot of people do ice cream wars where they're like
actually Haagen Dazs. It's like made in the Garden of
Eden. It's God wanted us to have it.
Like there's a lot of people that do stuff like that or
something like that actually. And Joseph said to the, said to
the. Lord, not Peters.
We're not talking about them at all.
But anyway, yeah. And Joseph said amongst the
bored, you may have the Haagen Dazs, like just they talk about
it like that. I don't do that because I think
at the end of the day, ice cream is an indulgence in my, in my,
in my opinion, it's just an indulgence.
But like Ben and Jerry's, it's like, no joke, like 1500 for a
pint. 1500 calories. Calories, yeah and yeah their
ingredients go crazy, especially if you indulge in the non dairy
ones, which is like straight fake food.
And I've and they're delicious and I'm like, this is.
Corn food, corn syrup solids. Bro, what the fuck are corn
syrup solids like? That's not even corn syrup.
And it's they had to concentrate corn syrup even more.
Yeah, but no. But yeah, what was it gonna I so
I when I was a waiter. Is canola oil like can you, can
you? Canola oil is not flammable,
right? I mean, obviously.
I think any vegetable oil is like you could burn it in the
oil lamp. Because what I'm getting at is
what if he self he him elated with canola oil inside the
Senate hearing? That'd be crazy it.
Wouldn't. It wouldn't, it wouldn't burn
strong enough. It'd be like a mild flame and.
Can you imagine? Can you imagine if he just had
first degree burns and nobody helped him and he's just
suffering there with like really like it would still hurt like a
motherfucker and everyone was like, well, you don't look like
you're gonna. Die.
He goes to the pit. The I mean it.
I mean it. Yeah, yeah.
He goes to the pit. Yeah, yeah.
He's like, no. So I, when I was a waiter, I, I
served the the head lawyer for Ben and Jerry's, you know, for
like he was there, you know, his last name was.
Cohen too, for sure. And he, he.
Was Cohen. They changed their name to
Cohen. Ben Cone, dude.
Conan. My name's.
My name's Ben Konowitz. And they're like, no, no, no,
just Cohen. You're like, what's up, man?
My name's Ben Cone. Waffle Cone.
Yeah. Shalom, Shalom.
My name's Ben Cone. Yeah, Yeah.
No, but I so I served him and he would just come in like alone
and just horse and shit and he was there forever and he he was
like the head guy legally and I forget like what we would talk.
I forget what we even talked about, but man, those guys we're
raking in some tonight. No dude, they they fucking
loaded. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, and also degenerate, A degenerate purchase of mine,
which is tear up a pint, yeah. Single use it's single use it's.
Like a disposable vape. Like you're done, Yeah.
Yeah, you can't save. Because.
You never, you can't eat half. You always have to eat like 7/8
and then that last bit in the freezer is just never good.
Have you ever eaten half? A pint of ice cream and gone.
I shouldn't have did that and thrown the other half away.
I definitely have, I think so I. Think I've I I did it.
Recently, actually, I was like, I can't be doing this.
That Tillamook 1, whatever you guys got going on in Oregon is
insane. I'm like, Tillamook's an insane.
Fucking insane. Dude, it's like it's a cool
little trip you can go. You can go.
We haven't been to the factory, but I've been to the town.
It's like a coastal. I feel like there's sexual fluid
happening. Inside there like where they're
just like they're people are like really like people are
really climaxing while making that it's it's crazy what?
Flavor because I I was always hifted.
They're like shredded cheddar and I was a cheddar guy, you
know like dealing with cheddar. That's how I always knew them as
the. Cheese company.
And I always thought they were from Wisconsin just because of
cheese, you know, like I thought all cheese came from Wisconsin
when I was a kid. And so I would, I would say mint
chocolate chip, their mint chocolate chip goes insane.
And I don't fucking know. There's ice cream people that
like are like, Oh my gosh, dude, what have you done to your
stomach? I'm like, I don't eat it that
much. Like I just like, I, I just
don't eat a lot of ice cream. Yeah, you should.
You should eat it. Infrequently enough to where it
can be dog shit and you'll be fine is my taste if you're.
Needing the pure. Ingredients, that's what I mean,
right, 6. Times a week.
Yeah, exactly. Well, I don't know that's.
That's what I mean. I'm kind of like, this is at the
end of the day, this is a capital T treat, you know, like
at the end of the day. So I don't really care about my
my treat, my indulgence. Like I'm I'm going to like
treats Chapo, dude, Chapo. Treats.
Exactly. But then, yeah, this ice cream.
This ice cream thing was hilarious though, because the
guy was there was all these protesters there.
It just looks so fake. It looks like like Soros didn't
even want in. Like he was like, Nah, I'm good.
Like the fuck is this bullshit? And then like, like he was like,
dude, you guys are a bunch of fucking amateurs.
And he didn't, he didn't even want it.
And like I just, I was like, and to be honest, like you're a
Kennedy. So you're kind of like, you
know, he you got to be if you're in the worst, But I I was
tripping because I'm like, damn, dude, you didn't contract this
out for like a for a false flag kind of thing or like a like a.
Like you didn't. You didn't like you.
Didn't contract this out. Go find somebody like hey dude,
I see your cars wrapped in help oil loco.
I see that you you could use an extra.
What if I gave you 400 on top of that 400 And you see all of a
sudden like the cops are resting like yeah, you pulled up in a
fucking 4 logo thing. You guys ordered catering or
something and it's just the guy that got to protest Ben and
Jerry's. Yeah, it's like some very
inherent vice like Owen Wilson character.
What about the Ben and Jerry? 'S wrap, dude.
That'd be tight. That'd be hard with the clouds
it. Would go crazy.
I would do that with no money. Remember our our friend from
high school that worked at the Ben and Jerry's brick and mortar
over? I don't know, Santana.
I remember who it was, but I remember the place.
Yeah. Yeah, that was hard.
That's a hard dude. Ben and Jerry's brick and mortar
is like goes goes yellow bus dude, I just got to say.
Because I think that didn't they fire a bunch of workers or like
completely shut down production over COVID?
Like they were like willing to like just complete that.
Like he just went nuts over COVID.
Like he So what about like, yeah, I I think he went, I think
he went kind of crazy. And I remember thinking for a
while, like this guy, maybe this guy's like an eccentric, like,
you know, woods queer kind of guy, you know, and, and, and
he's, I guess he is at that point, you know, I, I guess this
doesn't take that away from him. So my whole thing is like from.
Someone who's spent time in the East Coast hippie town
communities and such. East Coast hippies are fucking
insane dude. They're not cool like the West
Coast ones dude. Sorry.
It's like it's a different one. Well, they all just turn into
those boomers that still want to do like insane activism.
Like, I'm sorry, like I, I get, I'm I respect anyone that
believes in A cause and I don't know, you know, any cause.
Well, I mean, it's that's what. I'm so that's part of it is
like, you know, when you get like when you get to be 60, what
do you have silver hair and you still have like long hair
hippie. That's fine.
I like the aesthetic, but it's like, bro, just hang it up.
You don't. You don't need to approach this
climate change anymore. I know you need to just be
picking up. Trash in AI knew a dude who I
really. Love and respect actually kind
of a former boss of mine who like did these crazy and he was
really very, very smart, like one of the smartest dudes I've
ever met and worked for. And so I definitely no
disrespect. And he did a lot of like wind
and solar and built up this whole business like renewable
energy business, which I think is cool.
Like everyone's hates on renewable energy all the time.
Now it's like, it's like, I think it's cool, dude.
I think it's like parts of it are cool, especially if you do
it like locally. And so anyway, he just, he just
made paper doing this, like sold it to another company for
probably millions. And and then he calls me up.
We were just kind of like we hadn't talked to him in a couple
years and he's like, Yep, I retired from my second thing and
I'm going into full time. Activision or activism video and
Activision. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, nobody. Hawk, Tony Hawk.
I'm going to play Tony. Hawk the rest of my life on
activism, yeah. Exactly.
Yeah, I'm getting. I left activism in the past.
I'm on activism now. Yeah, on activist and active,
but the whole but the thing. That inspired him.
Was that crazy that, what's that shit that, that X, you know,
what's that, that climate X thing that they did where people
were super glueing their hands to the, to the street and
Starbucks and it, it was 1 James Cromwell, right?
Wasn't James Cromwell doing that?
But it's X something. Mayor listeners will It's like
X, it's like action X or like it's like something fake.
Michael Crichton. Fucking state of fear.
Exactly dude. It was such an.
You know, I, I heard about this thing right as I was starting to
get a little more skeptical of the whole thing.
By the way, ice sheets are back. We're so back.
And anyway, so I was like, yeah, that's a good call.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And so he's.
Like I'm going full time into this and I'm like, that's what
dude, you're way smarter than like even that.
So anyway, they love. Institutions they love like
organizations and institutions. Like if something looks
organized and instituted they can't say no to it if it
scratches any sort of itch and like they can't understand that
something could ever be constructed to lure them in and
then waste their fucking boomer ass life and money.
I think I I. Feel and I I get I'm not trying
to print a broad brush here and I'm always thinking about Scott
yeah, I'm always thinking about Scott when we talk about this
because he's the yeah dude, he's the boomer he's the he's the.
Boomer. Yeah.
The Boomer skeptic. Yeah, yeah.
And he but. The whole thing, like here are
these hippies, They're so the boomers, they're hippies, but
somehow they're responsible for chemicalizing the entire fucking
world at the same time, you know, and I'm like, I get it's
not like the same people or whatever, but I'm like God damn
guys, like what the fuck, you know, like why?
Like I'm I'm like real hippie hasn't been tried.
That's my thing. You know, I'm like for sure.
Let's get back to the. Roots So anyway, that's a good
point yeah, let's get back let's get back to the root, the roots
rock get back to roots rock. No, I, I because I was thinking
about that too. Like just these, these people,
like they just like you. At some point you got to like
hang it up. You can't be a pro athlete
forever and you can't be an activist forever.
Like I remember somebody, I forget who it was said to like
Noam Chomsky once. And like they Noam Chomsky said
some shit to him and he goes, yeah, you're a fucking 80 year
old anarchist. Like what the?
Fuck is your problem dude. Like dude, like it's just like
the fakest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Like, that's it. You need help.
Yeah. So I would also trust Pfizer.
Also trust Pfizer because it's an institution, Yeah.
It's an institution and they're trying to they're well, the
whole thing is like, I think their thing with RFK is like,
they're like, we just got the fucking that everybody can get
vaccines and now this guy's trying to stop it from
happening. Which to be honest, it's not
enough in my direction for that to even be like agree with them.
But in their mind, any, any infringement on Pfizer's just
steamrolling every part of the world to them is stopping lives
from being saved. Like we're in the pit, you know,
and that's their that's their problem.
I wanted to talk to you about one thing is I, I, I really want
to send you to I1 day. I like really bad.
Like on my like, I want to pay for the entire thing.
Like that's gonna be my heartbeat, dude.
Heartbeat. I wanted.
I was I was going to go with my cousin and maybe my brother at
some point in the 20 tens and then it never materialized.
But yeah, I had cousins that when.
They were like, yeah, I don't know.
You know, they're, they're I could, I could make it work.
I can make it work. Yeah, of course, of course,
yeah. Because I, you know, like I
everybody talks about the shit river.
You know they do. They talk about the shit river.
Now I you know the thumbnail would be you pointing at the
Willy Wonka chocolate fat river and soy facing and going sigh
reacts to shit river. That would be.
Bad. I'm a travel vlogger.
Now that'll be my first one. That'll be my selfie stick.
Just selfie. Stick, we'd get you all the
stuff you need, GoPro all the stuff like we'd get edit, we'd
put your videos. All you have to do is send a,
you know, transfer the file we got get that get all that done
here. We'll put it we'll put it that
way we'll do it exactly how you want it.
But I want to, I want to know exactly how it is.
And I yeah 'cause I mean. I'm like, I can make, I, I have
no, I hold no illusion to what India is and that the trash and
the, the weird. Yeah.
And there's like, I watched this Ted Talk once that when I don't,
I don't watch a lot of Ted Talks.
But it came on, you know, when Ted Talk was big in, in the 20
tens and shit. And it was this like weird.
Like it was this Indian guy, really eccentric older Indian
guy. He was like in a character, he
had some like costume or something.
And his whole Ted Talk was like, holy shit, like India.
Like, as an Indian, we got to stop being fucking nasty as
fuck. His whole thing was like, we got
to clean up our trash cans. Yeah.
Plumbing my whole thing. You can.
Avoid. I bet you can avoid so much of
that by not going to the heart of a city with 30 million
fucking people. Like I don't even like when I go
to New York. I'm like, this is fucking
insane. And that's like a first world.
OK, so if I gave you. $10,000 right, like, like and this is
not including your airfare, This is the money you have to use
there. If I gave you $10,000 and I said
you get to pick between Thailand and India to use that 10K, what
do you? Do India OK.
India. I watched it, I saw.
Another YouTube slot video of, you know, like those like
Forbes, like case studies. It was this guy, it was this
young guy, probably like our age.
He moved to India to start a burrito shop business and now
it's it's worth like $25 million now.
And then I was thinking, I didn't send it to any of the to
any of us or whatever, but I was like, I was like the whole like
deal making me like, OK, you we'll give you $25 million, but
you got to move to India and start a burrito company.
And that's the trade off. I'm like, yeah, it's like, I
mean, that's but I know no one else could make it worry You
could make. Well, you yours would work well
because you could do it plant based and they wouldn't need you
to like alter it. Where's the fucking carne asada?
Like they don't know what the fuck that is over there.
You're not. That's the other thing.
That's the. Other thing is there's
definitely like different like there's South India and North
India. South India is banging dude.
You just go to the beach in South India.
The more it's, it's like the difference between like, like
Cabo San Lucas and Delaware or something, you know, it's like,
you know what I mean? It's just not even comparable.
So there there's, there's ways to do it right, for sure.
Yeah. But that being said, it's like,
yeah, don't take any women there.
Don't take it. You know, it's like like, you
know, like there's those things of like, I have a woman and I
went to the beach in a bikini and there's 57 guys staring at
me for like 4 hours. You know, it's like, it's an
interesting golden ticket. They don't have to chill.
Dude, they don't. Yeah, it'd be an interesting
golden ticket. To get right.
Speaking of Wonka. And you're like, and you're
like, my golden ticket looks different than yours.
Like, yeah, it's a different factory.
And then you and then you're. It's in, it's in Mumbai.
And then you and then you and then you go over there and then,
and then, you know, I've got another software for you.
Yeah, the fucking. The Oompa Loompa songs in the
Indian accent goes so hard and you're just like, you're just.
Like, man, this is like, what kind of chocolate is this?
It's different. Do you get?
When you call Microsoft. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it's like. It's just like 1 a loompa Loompa
walks by you and over their head hovering it just says scam
likely and and that's. What?
I'm saying dude, and it's I'm. Sorry, like if if dude, that
meme the the one apparently they talked about.
I didn't hear the Matt and Shane, but the it's the civil
rights activists in the 60s being like ain't no Pakistani
ever ever told my no Vietnamese it's.
Based off of the no Vietnamese ever called me the N word.
So like we're protesting civil rights.
Don't try to get me to go fight in Vietnam.
I'm my wars here. But then the sign was changed
and said no, no Pakistani ever called me or I called my
grandparents and. Told them that Microsoft is
needs updating or something right?
It's great. Yeah, yeah.
It's like, it's like we have your car.
Probably the most common. Everyone has been called by an
Indian telemarketer at some point.
It's like this morning. It happened this morning.
Really. Yeah, it's insane.
Like and so I cuz I was I was laughing.
I I have dude, there's this guy at my work.
I I don't even want to know his YouTube channel because I can
tell he like I don't know if he he does this on like Instagram
or something, but he has a phone and he records he like engages
with the scam callers and it's really fucking annoying.
It's like dude, get over it. He's your coworker.
And is the YouTube he apparently?
He says he uploads these things places.
I don't know if it's YouTube, I don't know if it's TikTok.
I don't know the situation. Yeah, the engagement thing.
That's that's right. Yeah.
Because yeah. Yeah, he does.
This stuff. And he goes Hello.
And and, and, and they'll be like, you know, like, you know,
it takes a while for them to get going the scam.
Like they, they like, they're silent for like a minute and
they go, yes, hello. Am I speaking to, you know,
whoever? And he's like, yeah, that's me
speaking. What would you like to talk
about? He's like something, something
Microsoft because Microsoft is not up for update.
I just went to their site and they don't have it.
I'm like, dude, just fucking hang up.
Like it's not like who is clicking on this shit?
Nobody cares about you owning A scammer, dude.
People I've had, people I've had.
People do that to me on like they're check this out and
they'll put it on speaker and you have to like you have to.
And we never. And I'm like, this is
embarrassing for you and and me at this point.
Yeah. And what if the Indian guy's
like, yeah, fucking? Bitch, I'm outside your house.
I'm going to fucking kill you. And then and then you're like,
yeah, I got his ass. Like, no, that guy's going to
kill you. Actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was yeah. Indian.
It's so. It's so I don't know I'm.
Never. I'm not like I'm I'm just not a
hater. I I love Indian music.
I'm very you know, I love. I just think, you know, and what
this is another thing is Rupert Sheldrick actually talks about
this because he lived in India for years, you know, Terence
Mckenna's friend and the the more for genetic biologist kind
of hippie guy and stuff. And he's like, I moved to India
and you know, it's like I, I liked it.
I like the culture and everything.
But in now India is just trying to be the West with like office
jobs and shit. And it's like, I don't care
about that. It's like, and we're talking,
we'll talk about this more in the Dow episode, but you know,
everyone has this vision. They're like, oh, yogis and
people in the Himalayas and stuff and meditating and stuff.
And I'm like, those guys hate the Indians living in the
cities. Like they'd never interact with
like the places you would go, you know, And it's because same
thing with Taoist and China where they're like, where
they're like, they hate anyone in city.
They're like, they think you're like subhuman scum and like not
close to God at all and stuff. So I, I think that's funny, you
know, that it's like we get enamored with his ideas of like,
spirituality in these Eastern places and it's coming, not
coming from a place that is easily accessible, like in a
touristy kind of a way, you know, even if you go to the
temples and stuff. And but yeah, it's funny.
We're sending you. It's going to happen.
Dude, that's going to be the first big Oh yeah, I'll go the
big like multimedia thing that everyone's like I I went you
borrow the task Cam dude, it's. Going to be Glenward dude.
We'll go do glenward. Like borrowing anything.
You're getting all new equipment.
I mean, we're just going to be like, you're going to be
unwrapping packages in India. Yeah, we're going to.
Yeah.
Send me there. And.
Then send me peace what bezel like like a camera phone and
then the task and then all like and then and then it's it's.
Like a meta thing, we're filming you assembling it the whole
time. And the really the documentary
is you creating the vlog and and stuff and we're and you, you're
like, oh, I had to get swooped. Like one day.
Yeah, you have me edited. Like it was a certain way.
I'm like, no, no, no, we've got all we need.
Thank you. Like, and it's this.
And it's like my snow. Snow and bluff, but it's just
you're. Curtis Snow, dude.
Yeah, you're Curtis Snow. You're doing a bowling ball
down, and you just roll a bowling ball down and fucking do
deli and but it's all that sick of shit, like, like I've ever
seen in a movie. It's just bowling.
Just bowling down the hill. Yeah, it was that regulation
weight. Like, was that about Jesus
Christ? That's something Curtis.
No, deeply. Cares about, I know, but just
one thing about him over the line.
It's it's league play, Smokey. Yeah, and but the oh man, the
David Hogg thing is so funny this David.
It's really funny. I'm wondering what the play is
here. So, you know, Democrats
obviously lost and there's a lot of people that go which, you
know, it's all the same. It's whatever.
OK. I agree.
There's like some kind of like neo con neoliberal stuff that
they get on. But there's like a lot of like
the DNC panel. So I guess David Hogg somewhere
had said like, yeah, maybe we should stop like shitting all
over on guys like that want to get like laid and stuff and
maybe like, actually try to like include them in what we do
because it's clearly like, that's up.
Guys who like those guys vote and they like, we're pissed off
and yeah, basically felt like they were left out of like a
good. That's like a great point from
an insider. He went outside and looked up.
And said, well, the Sky's blue, you know, like like he did that
like. And it was and they.
Proved they literally proved his point and it's not the first
time they've done. This right.
So the DNC panel has voted to oust David Hogg and nullify his
I didn't know you could win anything as David Hogg and
nullify his victory because it violated gender diversity rules.
And like, David Hog's a total spook, dude.
Like the whole like, Parkland shooting thing, isn't it?
And his dad's like super connected and stuff.
Like, it's, it's just the whole thing.
And then they're like none of their kids.
None of them. He was not there.
He wasn't there, right? Yeah, all the kids.
That that actually were there were like, fuck this dude.
Yeah, that's what that's like the AOC.
West Coast offense, dude, he just ran.
He ran. He ran curl flat, dude.
Like that's the pick 6. Run a mean.
Pick six. Run.
Oh, I run a mean. Pick 6 Tim Walsh shout out big
time Madden player Tim Walls coach coach St.
Hampton High school football but ran a mean pick six so the
anyways, the David Hogg. But they did this with another
guy. Do you remember that other guy?
Because First off, I thought David Hogg liked men.
So I was like, that's interesting.
He might still, but he was just kind of thinking like, hey, why
are we hating on the Bros so much?
But there was that other guy too.
His name was like Harry Sisson or something.
The same thing happened. And he's not like DNC.
I mean, sure, he's paid by them. That was the thing where they
they. Like he was DM ING girls and the
DMS were literally. Like, hey, it'd be cool if we,
like, met up and fooled around one time and they're just like,
EW, yeah, he's like, let's have a glass of.
Wine together and. Yeah, yeah, He's like, we should
have cooked, dude. Yeah, he's like we should have a
glass of. Wine and like you see where it
goes, you know what I'm saying? Like there's just shit like
that. Like I'm not even one of those
guys where even if you get freakier than that in a text, I
don't think it's like indicting to me like, you know, and he he
did that and they, they basically trashed his ass.
Like he it was more of a grassroots like social media
cancellation that was happening with him.
And I was just thinking like, what is their plan?
Is their plan to like, because these are the guys that are
supposed to be the male voices for like young zoomer people.
Like they're supposed to go on TikTok and be like guys climate
change. It was 89° in Texas for the
first time in January. And like they're supposed to do
shit like that. And, and, but like, the, the
fact is like these guys probably did it like partial because
again, I thought these guys were gay.
That's the big reveal. I was like, wow, both these guys
are straight and they want, you know, to get laid and stuff.
And they were the idea was like, OK, like, do you sit down?
Do you bring them in the office? Like David, David, have a seat,
have a seat. Just like the pit.
Can I talk to you for a second? They bring you into the hallway
and they're like, what's this whole thing about getting like,
I mean, you know, I just like, I'm a guy.
Like I'm, you know, I'm, I'm still, I'm still down for the
cause of oh, blue, no matter who.
I'm just trying to get some fuzzy, you know what I mean?
And they're like, yeah, that's absolutely not allowed.
Like, you can do anything. You can eat children, babies,
fetuses. Like you do whatever you want.
You cannot just be a man, a straight man and put your penis
in a vagina. How dare you, literally, It's so
funny. Because they it's not even in
the fine print. David, it's at the top of the El
Pollo local car rap contract. Well, it's just so funny that.
And obviously it's funny because they claim that's not what it's
about. They're like, we're not saying
that, you know, that men can't do this and that, but literally
every single case that you cannot win in that.
So it's like, yeah, this whole incident brought more people
away from the dams. That's The funny thing.
And it's, it's first of all, man, imagine if David, if David
Hogg was like, not a beta and he had maybe like 20 lbs more
muscle. Yeah.
But he kept the name David Hogg. Dude, that's such a fucking
alpha name, first of all, like, can we just acknowledge that for
a second? Yeah.
They want him to be like, they're like.
Hey, would you, could you actually put on a leather
harness and go walk with What's that, Scott Weiner in fucking
San Fran? I could.
He dude, he does. He does look like a leather
harness guy, like he looks like he gets down.
I thought he what I. Thought he what?
There's that picture of Scott Weiner, who's like the San
Francisco, like, he's like, there's not enough HRT in the
water fountains at schools. Like, he's like one.
He's like, we're going to vaccinate.
Your babies without your consent and also like your 6 year old
can can sex me. Now we're going to put a M.
RN AM RNHRT mixture MRNH in the. In the fire.
Thing so every fire drill we're actually going to run the
sprinklers and spray the kids in San Francisco and any Republican
that wants to stand in my way you're Hitler and like that's
like what he does like all the time and and then like and then
he's just like got a chew toy. Like in the streets and like a
bread, yeah. He's just like munching like,
like excrement off the ground in a puppy mask.
He's just like, I love democracy.
And so I'm like, but anyways, like, yeah, that's, it's just,
it's insane. Speaking of insane, I thought
this was hilarious. We watched a couple of things.
One was your idea. You've been wanting to watch you
watch it. You've been wanting me to watch
this film for a while, probably since it came out.
I finally did. My Lord, it's called Don't Worry
Darling. It's from 2022, directed by the
prolific and great, and honestly, my spirit animal
honestly work. Olivia Wilde.
Yeah, just. Yeah.
And she is why she's so fucking wild.
Look at how surreal and crazy this movie is.
It's like, literally it's like what being a woman is, dude.
It's just it's you're in different realities because men
are like men are just men are just taking you and putting you
in like the 60s where you can vacuum all day and fucking drink
and have fun with your friends, which is terrible, by the way.
It's not fun to. Do it's not.
It's better to work, you know, and it's better to work at your
fucking. Well, that's literally the end
of the. Movie.
The literally end of the movie is like it is the fakest.
Bullshit I've ever seen. So the concept of this movie,
and I think I believe the thing it was Shia LaBeouf dropped out.
I think Harry, I don't know if he was supposed to play.
I'm pretty sure he was supposed to play the Harry Styles
character. So it was supposed to be Shia
LaBeouf and you know, Shia Labeouf's like I do.
What the fuck is this shit? Like like, you know, he's like
put me in a movie with a Down syndrome guy instead.
I'm literally like that's I'd rather do that.
More power to him and and but he was supposed to be in that movie
and I guess he dropped out. I don't know the lore or the
reasoning behind it that puts him up A.
Notch in my butt. Sure, Sure, Louis.
Stevens shout out dude, and he so the the concept is like it
starts out and it's like the problem is is right off the bat.
It's like a fake ass millennial idea of the 60s already.
Like it's like I know that's not though.
It's actually a fake world, but you look at it, you're like,
this is such like Mad Men mixed with like Lana Del Rey video,
like millennial women, just like binging that and like that's my
aesthetic. And then but I hate every part
of that time period. But the aesthetic is beautiful.
Cigarettes. And.
Women drinking Scotch together at 2:45 when the kids get out of
school, you know, and just just stuff like that.
And Florence Pew's in it and women love Florence Pew.
Like you cannot, you can't like like doesn't matter.
They just she because she's like a like to them, like what a real
woman is, you know what I'm saying?
Like, like a like, Yeah. Well, there there's.
This there's this thing with like I feel actresses where it's
there's that kind of actress that and that, you know, I'm
not. I think she's very good, I
think. She's great and also.
But there's that kind of thing. There's that, there's an actress
that's for women, where women are like, Oh my gosh, Oh my God,
she's beautiful. And guys are like, she's all
right. You know, it's like kind of
like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're.
Just like you know what I mean, but.
It's a very like, like who's the other one that's like, oh,
Rachel McAdams, that's another one.
Who's there that's. A big I don't.
Know about that? I'm not saying no.
But I'm saying whoa, whoa, well, damn.
I mean, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just, there's nothing to get
into but just. Anyways, go on.
But yeah, no, no, that's not a. Yeah, it's not a slight at at
Rachel, but you know what I'm saying?
Like I've had you know where you hear they're like, Oh my God,
there's certain actresses that are for like I'm trying to think
of another one. But anyway, that's it.
No, I got you, but. But like you know your type
what? What happened?
Was but what happened was the the like the movie, it's clear
that Olivia Wilde's favorite movies are like Midsummer and
the Stepford wives. And she was like, I'm going to
have Florence Pew. We're just going to do any time
that we don't know what we're doing, we're just going to have
Florence Pew melting down in a bathtub like like that.
That's what we're going to do. And and it's a total millennial
women scrolling phone to screen audience movie where like you
can check out for 15 minutes and not miss anything.
But it's also weird. So like people can go.
I like weird movies. I like weird movies.
And and and it's like one of those where like, you know,
they're they're loco. Yeah, yeah, El Pollo.
Yeah, women are. Yeah, these women.
There's there's 54 Chevy Bel Air wrapped in the boy look in the
me me, just like me so raw dating Yeah, I've heard of.
That. Establishment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.
You pull it up and you pull it. That's the thing that can
transcend both realities. And Don't Worry Darling is the
El Pollo Loco. Yeah, yeah.
But you're OK. So they people that are against
50s sixties vibe, they care about it more than any incel
does like or any like, you know, like return guy.
Yeah, no one, no one's. I don't spend my time thinking
about the 50s and shit, you know what I mean?
I don't know. It's just it's like dude, women
freak out when they. See, like a model smoking a
cigarette they like they melt down for a whole day.
It's. Yeah, like they just, they're
just like I. Can't even move now.
Yeah. And I'm just like.
It's a fucking. Cigarette get over it like, you
know, it's just this this gritty is.
Insane because. Because Olivia, Olivia Wilde is
insane. Like she it's always the yeah,
she sucks, dude. It's always.
The and I'm not. You know, like I there's kind of
like this for at least maybe not so much anymore, but in the 20
tens there was like a, you know, like women kind of went along
with that thing. You know, I went to college or
whatever, and I'm not even like, hey, that's just kind of a, it's
just like the flow of a river, you know, It's like, obviously
some people went, but Olivia Wilde is like legit insane.
And it's like, you know, and it's like, like Ted Lass, like
literally going for my boy Ted Lasso, you know, like, yeah, he
turned into Ted Noose. Dude who's about to hang in
one's hang himself, yeah, he's good man.
Yeah. So it's like.
I don't know, you know, it's like where there's like if, if
everyone else is the problem, maybe you're the problem.
That's like one of those meltdown after meltdown.
Like Fallout after Fallout, but I just I can't seem everyone's
wrong to me. Yeah, but the ending.
Is insane because Florence she literally works in the pit like
she's that's her job, her day job yeah, I know I felt.
Weird. So what happens in the movie is
basically like, it feels just peachy peachy.
You know, Soundgarden, Black hole, Sun Life.
Like kids playing, sprinklers running, Scotch glasses
clinking, cigarettes going. But something just feels a
little bit off. And Harry Styles and Chris Pine.
Chris Pine is the ringleader of victory, which victory can is
basically creating reality where it's like, and we, which we
later find out Harry Styles is like this in cell eating tuna
out of a can, which that's what ladies do by the way, is they
like cats and stuff and eat like tuna.
And I've, I saw somebody says like there was a funny post that
said the prettiest girl you've ever seen eats like a raccoon.
I thought that was hilarious. And my wife's even laughing at
that right now. And they like, they like it
because I saw, I think somebody said it was Dua Lipa was like,
my favorite meal is Diet Coke and pickle.
And you're just like, oh, OK, just like that's what they say
like it like. And it's so I just pictured like
a. Michelin star restaurant it's
you know, they always have like like motifs and bits.
It's like they just bring it out in a trash can for you and all
right on for the third course we have a trash can.
The waiter shines a. Flashlight on you and everything
yeah, it starts banging 2 lids together to get you out of
there. The husband just eating like a
steak and chilling like but yeah, so like all that all
that's happening because like Harry Styles, but he gets in the
program. He's on his computer and she
comes home from work. He goes.
I thought you said you'd be home at 7.
And he has his American accent at this point because he's
British in his ret normal British thing, which I I'm not
even a Harry Styles hater. I thought I actually he's very
good in Dunkirk because it's that's a good World War 2 movie.
Christopher Nolan shout out and he he's good in that and that he
doesn't stick out like a musician actor, like he he looks
like he's just a regular actor, not great, but just but just
sticks just kind of does that. One of the alternate realities,
though, should have had him wearing the dress that he always
fucking wears where you know, because he he shows that he
doesn't wear like the Kurt Cobain like style, like wedding
dress. I'm fucking junkie.
He drives. He's like, I'm I'm fucking
wearing a dress because I'm like, this is hot and everyone's
like, no, it's it's horrible. And and they're like, you're a
good looking guy. This is the worst thing you
could ever do. And and.
And but it would have been funny if like she came home one day
and then he was like in a dress like hi sweetie with like Marge
Simpson shotgun makeup on and stuff like that would have been
sick because it's like it it should have gotten like way more
demented in the realities and like more psychosis.
There's so many ways it could. Have gone if, if, if they didn't
have, they still could have kept the theme if they didn't have to
lecture you. And I'm starting to end it.
It came up in the pit again, just edging.
Towards the. Pit, but with the word gay,
Yeah, we're going to be in the. Pit, yeah, but it's.
Man, it's just these insult things are so weird because it's
like, I think that is a maybe a real phenomenon, but it's it's
way, way rarer than like legit in cells that are like want to
murder everyone and shit. And they just they think it's
like the biggest problem in the world, you know?
And, and it's funny because like, I, I think like, like a
lot of like feminist type women, really, they're disgusted that
there would be a guy that is mad that he's not getting sex and is
like nerdy. You know, that's kind of like
the thing, you know, it's like, it's never like a Chad guy that
they're mad at, you know, for being, you know, it's like
seeing a Disney adult. Woman, you know, sometimes it's
like almost the same concept, which is an insult in a way.
If they're single. Disseld it.
Yeah, Disseld. Dis dis Yeah.
Damn dude. Yeah, that's right.
But anyway. But yeah, I.
I thought this yeah, I'm sorry I made you watch that film cuz I
just well, cuz I it. Was totally one of those ones
where cuz like when I watch a movie, I like to give it my
attention. Like even if it's good or bad,
I'm like, if I'm going to talk about this, I want to give it a
while. I don't want to be a guy who
like didn't Polish it for 20 minutes.
Halfway through I realized I'm like, oh, this is made for women
to sit sweatpants on. That was a big debate on Twitter
was like sweatpants, like you should wear a slip or something.
Just all fucking day arguing about that.
It's insane, I know. And then guys, so like guys, who
gives a fuck? Like when you are, why are you
arguing about woman's clothes? Yeah, Like, yeah, my Lord.
Yeah. So they start arguing about
that. But like, it's meant for them to
sit on, sit down, watch it, phone out, watching something
completely different, kind of just two screen system going.
And that every once in a while, this we're going to pop up and
see Florence Fue going like that.
And then they go. And then because you can tell
Olivia Wilde was like, she's my spirit animal for Florence Pugh
is my freaking spirit animal. She could just you could just
tell because there's all these clips of like, like her.
Her humor doesn't really make sense to me because she's kind
of like a Kate Winslet now where it's like I have a dirty mic.
I cuss, I cuss all the time, you know, like just like fucking
twat, you know, like they say stuff like that, like to let you
know, like she's a British woman that cusses and she's kind of
like the modern Kate Winslet. And and because there'll be like
all these YouTube things, like 20 times Florence Pugh has eaten
cheese on camera and it's like supposed to make you laugh
because like the now the interviewers clearly bring her
cheese now, like for the interviewer, because there was
one time where she just goes, Oh my God, have you got some cheese
for me? I'm so starving and she eats and
I'm like a raccoon just like that fucking whole wheel and
then and then and then and then they're like she's a
contortionist too. It's so great.
I'm just like, I don't find her that interesting.
Like like star power. And I just I realized this was
meant and it got nobody likes it.
Like, you know what I mean? The movie this don't work.
It didn't work, it bombed. I mean, I whatever that means.
I think it was a streaming movie, but it's not still free
on streaming. You have to pay for it.
So you do pay. I'm sorry.
You owe me $3. And $0.79, I mean, we'll take it
out of the fuel extra bad now. I literally, yeah, no, I thought
the same thing. I'm like wasn't.
That on Max or something? I was like wasn't this readily
available to be watched? Please watch this shit.
Yeah, and that's the thing. And.
It's it sucks cuz it's it's not horribly made and it's, it's
just one of that you get halfway through it and you're like, oh,
I see what's that? And then you're like, OK, and
then you're like, fuck this. Yeah, cuz the big.
Climax thing is she finds out that Harry Styles is part of
this thing where guys who are losers in current reality create
this patriarchal society in the 60s of course, Mad Men style
60s, you know, half rimmed glasses and stuff like that.
They they get they find out that that's happening right.
And the big twist is that her friend is like actually I liked
it like I like it. It's Olivia Wilde too.
Her friend goes goes I liked it actually.
So I'm like on for it. You're right, this happened and
I'm sorry for you, but I actually wanted to do this.
And she argues with with Harry Styles, her husband, and and
she's like, I I had a job, I had a career.
And he he's like, yeah, but you hate that job.
She goes I love working. Yeah, like that.
And I'm she was like, it was. Mine.
At least it was mine. At least it was mine and it's.
Like, yeah, that what? Like, what's the IT was just, it
was just dumb. And like, he's this guy.
Like the whole idea is that like, she's like, have you eat?
He's like, I've been starving waiting for you.
And she's like, you haven't eaten.
He's like, no, because I didn't know what you wanted.
And it was the whole play on the women don't know what they want
for dinner. So men use it as an excuse to
not do anything. It's just like, it was just the
whole thing. Was this like neat 2020 to
needling at men post COVID everyone's I'm going crazy from
being locked up even though I screamed at people for going on
spring break. Like this whole, ah, God, the
whole thing. They, they put they.
Put us in the virtual reality. That's what I'm.
Saying, yeah, you're mad, you were mad at like Ron DeSantis.
I also like the idea. It's so gay that the like I'm
going to link up with my online Bros so we can create a virtual
reality where we do this. It's called fantasy football.
I know. Yeah.
Literally what that's. Called It's fantasy fucking
football and you're not invited to the draft.
No. Yeah, and why?
And don't worry when I'm. Coming home.
Yeah, 2 running backs. You know we're doing snake meth.
You know, fucking dynasty, dynasty league.
And every guy has to admit. And then it's the pick, Yeah,
you know, like fuck you, you know, let's see if I like that,
you know, because if it was, that's a funny thing.
It's like if it was the 50s, like because there was a black
woman that fucking killed herself in the movie.
Just it was a classic, like like jump scare.
There was a black woman standing on a roof.
She killed herself. She slit her throat.
She falls back off the roof and everyone's like, whoa, she fell
off the roof. Isn't that crazy?
And the idea is that she, as a black woman, noticed it first
and noticed that there was something wrong.
And, and, but the whole idea I was like, well, this is like the
60s. Like, wouldn't one of them be
like, don't listen to her? She's a boop.
You know, like, like, like, like one guy would say that Nick
Kroll maybe like because Nick Kroll's in the movie, it's
again, this is the Lana Del Rey. 60s though, so it's different.
Yeah, it's very Yeah, exactly. And.
And, you know, like, so yeah, it's just like the the, the, the
Betty Draper Laundell, Nick Kroll.
Nick Kroll's like, whoa, whose blood is that?
My. Dad did 9/11.
Whoa. Yeah, and.
Are you kidding me? Yeah, so I and so, yeah, there,
there's that. It's a fucking horseshit movie.
So this is a much more interesting thing to talk about.
This is the pit. Oh my HBO.
Max is this is on. Max is.
You can watch this if you have a Max subscription.
I believe HBO Max is taking back over again.
They're like D transitioning. Yeah, yeah.
D Tray, yeah, they're. Like they're like, it's fine,
call me Max again. Apparently it was.
One, it's Max, it was Maxine and.
Then Max again. Yeah, it's Max.
Apparently there was like 1 head guy exact that just it's he's
like Jerry Jones or something. He decided he's like out of all
the metrics and all the people advising him don't do it.
He's like, yeah, it's Max now we're doing Max.
And then it didn't work and they just went back.
Yeah, the pit, the pit. I'm I'm so I'm locked in, dude.
I'm so apparently there was Michael.
Crichton, the state sued this show off the bat for being too
much like his book The Five Patients, which later was the
basic, the basis of ER. So apparently, like I have a
feeling this show was supposed to come out in like 2021 or 2022
when when all of the stuff would have hit way harder.
I guess even though a lot of that media flopped too, but
people would have been inside watching it just out of out of
this. There would have been
accompanying podcast. There would have been all these
things reactions to the pit and stuff.
So now it's it's just apparently it's doing well.
People are watching it because medical dramas hit pretty hard
with the same 2 screen millennial women.
I I've never been a medical drama guy, never been a good.
It's not my thing even though I love my right the.
First couple episodes I was like, man, I can't do medical
shit. And now I'm like, yeah, I'm
like, I want to watch more. I in spite of in spite of all
the Yeah, it's, it's a thrilling.
It's a thrilling show that does a few things that make it
watchable. They cliffhanger it very well.
They there are, I mean, I don't know, it's literally it's.
Literally just a night in the air.
It's like Jack Bauer. Fucking 24, you know, But but
what if what if that was in the ER?
I like the concept of it, but I again, I think that's how ER
worked. I'm pretty sure because the
first Michael Crichton was only around for the first season of
ER which ironically the best guy the doctor, Doctor Robbie the
the main guy. He is from ER.
He's from the Michael Crichton first season of ER.
He's the longest, longest tenured cast member of ER.
His name was Doctor Carter in ER so he literally plays the.
Same role, yeah, that's why the Crichton estate.
'S like dude, come on, like what the fuck like and then and
that's funny and. I'd like to think my bit is the
Crichton Estate. I'd like to think the Crichton
estate sued the PIT not because of intellectual property right
infringement, but because it's Lib tart.
Yeah, like, no. First off, they're lucky.
He's dead. They are lucky he's dead because
he would poke so many holes in this.
It's not even funny because I mean, like, really it violate
like it goes off of one of his books, but violates the rules of
like nine of his other books. So yeah, it's like it's really
funny. So the show is about as woke as
you can possibly get. However, this is a common thing
amongst newer media. And I love how you're not
allowed to say woke anymore. Have you noticed that people
roll their eyes when you say woke?
Have you ever you ever noticed that when they go, oh, woke,
what is what even is it? You know, I go, no, it's it's
like, watch, watch the pit. Yeah, watch the pit.
It's woke. So but the first episode, and
they did this with adolescence as well.
The first episode is kind of entertaining, kind of kind of
not really going full-fledged into like progressive woke
stuff. There's they tease at it a
little bit, but you're like, oh, maybe this isn't nearly that
bad. Like this is probably going to
be watchable. And then after they've got you
reeled in, after the pilot is hit, they just unleash it on you
in droves like slime Time Live of just woke.
No, just crying. I'm saying it's and I I think I
may be further a lot because we binged it over.
I did not. Yeah, I'm. 4 episodes in, four
OK I think. Yeah, we're, I think we're, I'm
a little further in and I got to say by the next time.
By the next episode we do so I'll I'll have it done.
Hell yeah. And it's.
And it's no, because the first couple, they snuck a couple
little things in here and there, which again, I totally expect.
I'm like, OK, you know, you got to do that.
It's it's a new show and like, you know, it's not based or
whatever. So it's just but then, yeah, by
by 345, you know, every new patient, it's like a subplot.
It's a woke lot. It's insane.
And it's dude, it's crazy. And like, and like even my wife
who's like she's very based and very cool, but she's not like
super fucking hardcore about that.
Even she she's shook at me. She's like, what is going on?
She's like what she's like, when did they start calling homeless
people house, house, not on the House.
Why do they do that? And I'm just like, I know it's
like somebody came in. Like this woman, she was, she
was graped and, and possibly unalived.
And now you're just like, Oh my gosh, dude.
Like she got graped. She got graped by a by a white
male in a high executive in a high executive role.
I'm telling you right now. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, No, it's whatever. However crazy you think it is
now, it literally it goes up exponentially.
It's like the it's like a, it's like a climate change graph from
the 80s. So let me, I mean it's.
A fun it's a fun hate watch though, because First off, the
the main doctor Noah Weil is a beast.
I love him. He's great he's like he's a
great actor. He's a he's fantastic.
He's like, he's actually really good at like engage when he
talks to his bedside manner is really real because again, he
did 11 seasons of ER. He's easy money for him.
This is just fucking easy. And it was dude back in the day
too, because he's a real good looking guy back in the day,
like when it was him and Clooney in like 94 women were out of
control. Like they decided it was just a
like clawing at the screen like they couldn't, they couldn't get
enough of those guys. And but anyways, the couple
moments I wrote down that are absolutely batshit insane.
So this there is a woke like there's a, there's a woke
homeless crackhead Y kind of saga that happens where there's
a woman who gets brought in and police are restraining her,
right? She's a black woman and she's
being restrained. And the, the the police are
like, and the police are like, calm down.
I know you're just here searching for drugs.
You, you want. I forget what the what the term
is, but people who go to the ER in hopes of getting opiates and
pretending they have something wrong so they can get opiates
and there's a kind of like a black Indian nurse.
She's horrible. This woman in the show, like
she. Corrects everybody.
No, not that one, the other. One, the other one who's who's
slow, they call her the slowest one, which is pretty funny,
yeah. Like she's slow like and she
only talks to. Like 2 patients like in like 3
hours and stuff. So like because she cares so
much and she's tired probably. But the, the anyways, the, the,
the lady, she goes, stop it right now.
Look at the way you're treating her.
This is, this is like in an intense ER environment where you
like, you wouldn't really be thinking about that.
You'd be like, how can we help this woman?
You know? And so the whole concept is she
was not, this woman is not homeless or unhoused or
whatever. And she's not searching for
opiates. She has sickle cell and sickle
cell gives you so much pain that she actually you should get for
opiates without asking. You should just get And then and
so that one, there's like a one Doctor Who's just like, Oh, I
don't know about this. And she goes maybe do better,
maybe have empathy. And she says that to him.
And that's the whole show. That's the whole the whole
thing. The whole thing is.
Talking to a patient and then
going, can I talk to you for a second and or can I confer with
you? They say, can I confer with you?
And they walk out in the hallway where clearly everyone can still
hear them and they just berate each other about the about how
who's more woke than the other. And no, and there's no as far as
I know, there's no like based 4 Chan guy.
You got to have one, right? Like shouldn't there be one
person at the hospital? Like remember all the nurses
that got fired during that time was no dude like.
There's not one. Person that just goes like like
they, they cannot even have their ideology tested in a show
properly no, no and they. It's crazy and it's, I swear to
God when it it literally goes exponential.
It keeps going. It doesn't stop.
And it's like that. That's their only move in the
show. And there's there's at least
four subplots where someone comes in for treatment, what the
hidden treatment is they're being abused at home or
something. And all, all the nurses are like
Sherlock Holmes with the pipe trying to like, how can we get
to the bottom of this case? And they spend hours and the men
and the men have no. Idea the men don't like I don't
know how we could possibly treat this patient because I'm I'm a
man well, there's a. See, there's an, there's an
autistic, like a 30 year old autistic table tennis guy that
sprains his ankle and comes in and the, the guy doctors like,
all right, what does it hurt? And he's super gruff.
And the, and then the, the new, the newbie Dr. She's like the
the 20 year old Indian. Girl.
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
Actually, the white, the white one, she's like, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, I know you're talking about.
Yeah, she's like, let me talk to him.
And she's like, so tell me about your table tennis tournament and
like totally connects with this autistic dude and the and it's
so funny dude, because it's like, I'm like, did they make an
having someone act on this thing in the show?
But it's crazy. They I know I'm skipping ahead,
but they they bring up COVID, the COVID the COVID anti mask
guy straight. I'm the spoiler alert straight
clocks of the fucking one of the nurses like the old lady nurse
in the jaw like sucker bunches are as hard as he can.
Yeah, dude barking. Yeah, and it's that's just how.
That's just how the episode ends.
Is he just coming? Guess guess your mask doesn't.
Stop that. Guess your mask doesn't stop
this shit. Limp hard.
No, the other one. The other one is.
Like, there's a fight that breaks out in the waiting room
between these two women. And it's another like, like,
yeah, you know, like it's a woke.
Person against a way more woke person.
Like no arguing, it's hilarious. No, this one is like.
This one is like a like like took our jobs MAGA versus woke.
And The thing is, is like stick she punched me in the face
because her kid was coughing and I ran up and I tried to put a
mask on him. And you're supposed to empathize
with the insane lady that tries to put a mask on someone that
isn't her kid And it's dude, it is an insane what else you got?
I'm OK so so this is. Just in the episodes I've seen,
these are great. So there is A1 subplot of a
white family and I, I hate having to say this, but it does
matter. You have to say all the race.
They play everybody, they play the race.
They do more race science than anybody I've ever seen.
And, and so there, there's a, there, there's a white family
whose son is a six year old son is just unresponsive, just
completely unresponsive. They bring him in.
Look, kid looks like he's about 5 or 6.
And they, they bring him in. They're like, well, you know,
nothing seems like really wrong, but he's just like not conscious
right now. We'll figure it out.
And that could have gotten into anything.
You have alcohol around or anything.
And then of course, the mom is like really on top of it.
And she's like, no, we don't do anything.
We don't do any sweets. We don't do like, we don't do
that. And then dad goes fuck my THC
gummies that your brother gave me.
So the kid ate an entire thing of TH which I I you know, that
would be scary like don't like don't get me wrong.
And I that is like a big problem I think.
Or a dog does it same. Thing Yeah.
Is my dog dying? Yeah, exactly.
So so. No, I can see that being a
problem. The mom spazzes like because
like to me she has no chill to. Me, I would be like, thank God.
That's all that's wrong, you know, like for me, like it would
still be scary, don't get me wrong.
Like, but I'd be like, oh gosh, thank God he didn't drink
fucking Drano or something, you know what I mean?
Like something like that. Like I'd be like, OK, she's
like, is he brain? Damaged for life, now she goes,
could he have autism and. They go, well, we don't.
She goes, everybody thinks they know the cause of autism, but
we're not. Did she like the nurse who is
like autistic Amy Adams? That's what she looks like and
she's like and and and she and the mom starts screaming at the
thing. She goes, you're done.
A social worker comes in. Guess the race of the social
worker. She has dreads and she comes in
and and it's just like you're going to take my kid away
because of him. My husband's stupid thing.
He shows we're not taking your kid away.
Then after that the Amy Adams lady goes outside because she
can't handle any sort of stress, which is this is a great job for
her and she goes she goes outside and starts reciting
Megan the Stallion lyrics. I did not catch this.
Part Yeah, well, I I heard that. Song in a commercial where they
go classy ratchet boogie. Yeah, like she's doing that
outside, like, and, and, and and then of course, you know, she's
doing it as like her mantra, which is this is such a fucking
garbage. And, and, and so she does that
and she runs back inside and then there's a white, the white
Doctor Who's kind of a prick. He's got like, the little kind
of like hair. Young, the young.
Younger, yeah, kind of a prick, but he's still really.
Woke and because I'm like, dude, make that guy based like if he's
going to be a prick, I know he's making based.
It doesn't work. You know, this whole thing, he
comes by and talks to one of the other doctors and she goes.
She goes, oh, I'm so glad they're not going to take the
kids away. And she goes.
And then the guy goes, yeah, they're white.
That wouldn't happen. Yeah, Yeah, I know.
What, Like that's the moral of the story.
Like, it's crazy. It's insane.
I actually kind of like the social.
Worker cuz she'll check she's cool cuz they'll be like can we
take this kid away from her mom and she's like you can't do that
she's like even if we can't legally do that yeah she's like
actually we'll check them and it's hilarious so like.
There is a. There is a part again, I'm
spoiling all this for you, but I don't care.
There's a part in the future where you probably saw it like
the junk, the junkie that pisses on the young guy.
Oh yeah, that was that was good that.
Was funny and like later on he's like.
Can I talk to him? And so they they bring him back
in and I'm like, look, man, I'm sorry.
Like it's so all I can think about is like Jared
Quickenstein. Quickenstein.
Yeah, because he probably did that a couple times.
No, but no but the. Whole thing is like, it's so
he's like, look man, I've actually been clean for a year.
I'm just homeless and I'm schizophrenic and I can't afford
my meds. And that's why I flipped out.
And then I piss on people and I'm like, you don't need to make
the junkie an Angel. Like you don't need to make
like, not every, not every guy. Like it's this thing.
It's the classic like 2017 that like where every oppressed
person is an Angel. They have no fault to themselves
whatsoever. And then they're like, well, we
have the street team. We can bring you.
Your drugs to your location to your encampment on the street
and give you a once a month injection and I'm just like
that's working really well if. You live in a city that does
that. It's working really fucking
well. When you walk outside and you
see needles scattered everywhere.
It's fucking tight, dude. Well, and also.
I just reject the premise. I'm like, no, OK, so I have a
family member that has done a lot of work in the ER, ER as a
nurse. And they're just like, it's not
like this. Like they, first of all, and
this is obviously this could be seen as like COVID propaganda or
like medical propaganda, but it's almost written by a guy
that really wants you to think that, ER doctors are the most
angelic people alive. Yeah, well.
It's the Marvel. It's basically the Marvel COVID
meme of yeah, Incarnate of like the all the Marvel Superman
bowing. Yeah, because no, and like I
said, the main doctor is great. He's fantastic.
One of there's actually a really good heart warming scene of a
the brother and sister, the brother who never left the dad's
side. So he's ready to say goodbye to
the dad who's clearly like he had DNR.
Nothing. I don't want to be resistant.
They did it all. It's time to go.
He has pneumonia and the sister who left and never really
checked in with the families, like no, we need to keep him
around and stuff. And and the doctor does a really
good job that I'm like, wow, it's just like really good TV.
Like that's how that's actually like a really good concept and
like a it's a common debate amongst families.
I mean, it's actually really like really good.
There's realism. Yeah, yeah.
You're like man. And that's.
Like that's how ER like season 1 of ER is kind of like that where
you're just like, damn. Like it's, it's kind of crazy.
And, and yeah, it's just like, man, I it's entertaining enough
to where people are going like an average, like Boomer will
watch it and just be like, yeah, you know, like, and just, and
just watch it. But like, if you lived through
the past five years and you're just like, look, I there were
nurses that got fired. Is can there be a plot line of
that? If we're going to be real, let's
talk about nurses who didn't want to take a fucking shot.
Like, let's talk about this stuff.
Like, even if you want to paint them in a in a bad way, that's
still better than never talking about it.
You know about this thing that that.
Well, that's that's. Maybe it does come up, maybe it
does. Come up.
Maybe that's the whole what? Whoever they are, whoever
referred the people, you know that that's their whole project
is to never give you the opportunity to even have that
thought to even consider that there were to be a nurse that
wouldn't get a vaccine. Oh my God, that never happens.
Are you kidding? That's their whole thing.
It's like literally just ignorance and illusion and
everything. I feel like the and again, it's
hard, like they make it about race.
That's the thing. They they everything.
Is. Yeah, there's the.
There's like the stop Asian hate thing where the the Asian Asian
woman's like pushed onto the Bart train tracks or whatever
right? Like Dublin or.
So yeah, you know, or like. Yeah.
And it's like a hate crime. And the cop is like, it might be
a hate crime kind of a thing. And he's trying to get and he's
trying. To get that when he's trying to
get laid too, the cop is like, yeah, so if you like, get any
information, she goes, stop it. I already know what you're
thinking. Stop it.
And it's like, and you know, there's like a bunch of women
who never get hit on going. That's so true.
You know what I mean? Like she's like finishing his
sentences. Oh, and I bet you want this.
Nope, not going to happen. Stop asking.
Like and it's like you can just tell like where you're just like
this guy's being really nice and even the doctor comes up, the
main doctor, he comes up, that guy's nice man.
Like what are you doing? She goes, I'm not interested.
She's like pregnant, clearly like a single going to be a
single mom and like or, or whatever.
I don't fucking know what the plot line is going to be, but
like, it's just. And there's also like an
abortion plot line. Yeah.
Like young girls, like getting an abortion at 17, whatever.
Like I, I and then at the. Fentanyl, the fentanyl 1, you
know, fentanyl, which is honestly like, like that one's
pretty good. That one's.
Pretty good, yeah yeah, because I feel bad like and the whole
thing though is like they're like I I understand because kids
will be kids and I'd be I'd be I'm not I can't sit here and be
like just stop doing drugs. But there is fentanyl and drugs
and you should stop doing drugs and like they, their whole thing
is like here's testing strips, here's all of these things.
It's like, I'm not saying that's a bad idea, but you, you should
like just be like like that should stop That should make you
want to stop. Never.
Do it again. Just went to the hospital.
Like, and your friend, your friend or whoever procured one,
the kid dies, one of the kids die.
And so like, it's like at that point you'd be like, I'm the
most sober person of all time, you know?
And also they they. Immediately ask and the shout
out to my probably my most viral tweet of all time.
Where they the brain, the kid has brain death from like a
tainted Xanax and then they immediately bring like the
hospital another social worker in like not the drieds one, but
they're like, hey, could we have your kids organs?
Could we get on top of that? I don't know if you're at that
part yet, but they're like, oh, do they do an organ?
Donor thing and it's. No.
And they're like, hey, he was an organ donor, his driver's
license. I know he just died in your
mourning your son. And but could we get those
organs? And, and, but the way they frame
it is like if you're a parent, you would be insane to say no,
you know, and it's just like, it's like so crazy.
It's like fucking Karen this. Fucking Karen Mom won't give
won't give me her kids. That's exact.
Liver and kidneys. And shit and then and then the
main. Doctor, right?
He's like, it's too soon, let's come back and talk about.
Yeah, which is funny because they they put him in as like
this voice of reason. And a lot of times he's like,
God, I'm with his Lib because it's a teaching hospital, the
whole concept of the pit and it's in Pittsburgh and there's
that the black woman that runs is like corporate.
It is going like, I don't like calling this the pit.
I don't like that you're calling this the pit.
It's drug because we're in the damn pit and you refuse to come
down here and stay in the pit with us.
Also the the plot line. Yeah, I love the the Suzanne
Humphreys like not saying it's her, but like the plot line of
like the. Hospital.
Executive coming down and telling you what to do and I
love the the idea OK so they come down and what's his name
what's the actor's name the the the main guy the Noah while.
I think his name, but he's Doctor Robbie.
Doctor Robbie? Doctor Robbie.
Yeah. And so she comes down.
And she's like, hey, we got this outside investor.
And like, we get you a sick new job.
You'll have to work half as much.
We'll pay you twice as much. And.
And then he's like, oh, yeah, but you're going to pick up my
doctor's, right? And I'm like, bro, that guy is
taking that in real life in a second.
Dude, he's like, Yep, sign me up.
And but he's all principled where he's like, Nope, not gonna
do that. And I'm like, fucking no way.
Yeah, Oh yeah. The principled hospital guy who
of course, of course, dude. Yeah.
And it's, it's so crazy, dude. Yeah, yeah.
No these. People, they're like.
The they're like all the best social workers with the most
compassion out of anyone you've ever seen.
Yeah, which is funny cuz everyone I know that goes to the
ER is like holy shit they treat you like garbage and they do
not. They do it.
All and they don't want they don't want you to stay there
very long either like they want they're like they're like get
out of here ASAP. We got to flip back.
This is the opposite. They're like they're.
Literally like they're a turn around.
They're they're and yeah, it's true.
They are graded on like turn around and getting people out of
their money. And if they're not money, yeah,
like, yeah, it's like a. Burger King, dude, it's like
it's literally so it's crazy because this is the exact
opposite that they do. They're like, hey, can we get
this woman, this battered woman to stay longer so we can maybe
get to the bottom of this case and like get this, her husband
arrest and then there's like 90. Seven people with like like
organ failure in the in the because the because the other
woman's like well I just got to talk to this black woman with
sickle cell and let her know that she was mistreated like
it's just like, Oh my gosh the part the.
The the COVID, the guy that clocks the jaw, the COVID guy.
And then there's earlier on, he's like he's in the waiting
room and he yells to the whole place.
He's like, look man, I got a job and I pay my taxes and I pay my
insurance and none of you guys fucking pay.
He's like an anti immigrant guy too.
And he's like, he's like. And he's like.
He's like, none of you guys pay your insurance, get your hair
clogging up this thing. And I'm like, that's like kind
of true though. Also, what's your answer to
that? I'm.
Always like, so what's the answer to that?
Yeah, Like no, Just yeah. Or is he just?
Evil for saying does he have? I know.
Does he? Have a valid complaint or not?
Like it's very. Yeah, it's very interesting.
And I'm saying that as someone who is like hasn't had insurance
for 95% of my adult life, so I'm not.
It's your. It's your word to say.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. So I'm just.
I'm not like, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
But it's like, it's just funny, dude.
It's such a funny show. Yeah, well, let's go.
Let's let's. End on this note because you
posted this today and I'm fascinated to know your actual
answer to this So if you guys are watching on video, you'll be
able to see this, but I'll do my best to dictate what's on the
screen here. Let's get this up here So.
You get. $1 million if you survive here for one year and
it's it's basically just an island, right?
Castaway Tom Hanks style island. Which set would you pick homie?
Which set you claim the the a Survival kit Survival.
Kit, It's a Survival kit you have.
Two choices A or B and you can't do a secret third thing.
You can't not vote. So this is A or B.
So now a option A has a crossbow, A paracord, A tarp, a
Bowie knife and 40 oz water tablets BB.
Has. Matches a pot, a spear, an
animal trap and an axe. What would you pick?
It's actually, Yeah, it actually.
Got me because it's pretty good it's pretty good it's not as
straightforward oh man it's it's not like as easy if they they
distributed this kit pretty good to make it hard so water is the
thing so first of all the water tablets garbage because there's
you're not going to do seawater there's coconut there's.
Coconuts on their fucking island dude.
I know there's coconuts if you have the pot.
And matches you can boil water. You can boil water.
And collect the steam, distill it ocean water.
So you got water for life. The weapons don't matter because
there's not going to be like a, you know, like a bunch of
animals. You can fuck it.
So I but also the tarp on a so I'm leaning B but the tarp you
could do like rainwater catchment, you know, and do have
do collect and like yeah, yeah, that's a tough.
One, I was wondering what the tarp's for.
I was like, why would you use the tarp for like for a house
maybe, I guess like or some sort of housing.
Yeah, you, yeah. Rain you could so man, it is a
hard one. I it's got to be.
I got it, I think got to be. It's got to be.
So with B, so with B you have the pot dude.
And if you have matches in a pot, you can boil out some SUS
water maybe. You know what I mean, if you
need to, because First off, if A said 40 water and I just got my
D40 fucking mix tape suit, I might pick A because I can like
that 40 ounces of water. That was your desert.
What's your desert? Island D40 album I just I had
like block. Brochure you know like I beat
Charlie Hustle, you know like revenue retrieve 2 day shift.
Yeah, yeah. Oh dude, I got to take.
Both volumes of that dude, But yeah, so that B though, you get
a spear, which you can if you have an animal trap and a spear,
you can eat good. Like you're you don't even have
to be a good hunter for that. Like you like I, which I'm not.
So that's that's I have to go with my skill level.
I feel like if I was super alpha, like Rogan guest kind of
guy, like I'd be I'd probably pick a like if I was that guy
because that that involves skill, way more skill.
But if you have an axe, a spear, an animal trap matches in a pot.
I can get leaf cover for a house.
It wouldn't be the same as the tart, but I I would skimp a
little bit there for water. I, I, there's got to be coconuts
on that island. There's got to be coconuts in
the island. I have.
So many things I can break them open with and then, you know,
you set the animal trap. I would probably be leery of the
animal trap because if I don't eat for a while, I'm probably
stepping in it like clumsily to be like.
I probably would double edged sword.
I probably wouldn't use the animal trap.
If I'm being real, like just at least not off the bat and I
would have to like put a bunch of shit around it or something.
So. But yeah, the spear of the pot
and the matches and the axe. Absolutely, dude.
And then I'm just, you know, and then the matches, like, you
know, so, so for one year, I mean, one year's a long time.
Yeah, it's a long time. I mean, so like for me, the
tarp, I feel like that tarp's not last in the year either way.
You ever see an old brown? Like literally that kind of the
brown tarp holes in it all, it's always always like threadbare.
And yeah, exactly. Tarps not last in a.
Year the paracord, I gotta say. With a with crossbow, yeah, that
would that'd just be fun to shoot around like literally just
shoot trees and shit. Yeah, yeah, I want, I want a
crossbow. I literally want a crossbow.
Yeah, they're sick. No, they are.
They are sick. But a dude a spear though,
Because you can, you can like you can straight like Aaron
Rodgers, like fucking throw that thing.
Like gaveling like a. Javelin Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could do the same concept with the axe throwing too.
I mean you. I was thinking you.
And I, I literally. Went axe throwing with you.
It was fun. It was fun.
We read it out hard. It was.
We read it was. Down the hall and to the left
and we went. Down the hall to the Yeah, we
went. Yeah, we drank Ipas while Max
throwing. Yeah, that's the Reddit thing
we've ever done. Yeah, it was and.
We and it was what's funny is we were.
What's funny is we were it. It was great.
I'll never hate on it again. We were clowning.
We were driving by clowning on it and then we ended up going.
It was awesome. But what was crazy about it is
it's in Lake Tahoe and I think I talked about this when we when
we, when we talked about, when we, when we when we recounted
these. But I'll bring it up again.
I, I was thinking about it because the axe is really dull,
you know, because like, obviously they're not going to
like sharpen a fucking axe and like give it to you, but they're
pretty dull. And I was thinking like Tahoe's
a gambling place. Anybody doesn't know about Lake
Tahoe is a gambling place. It's very mob mob.
It's basically Vegas, Vegas West in the West part of Nevada,
close to the California border to where you get all the
California border. As soon as you cross state
lines, you can gamble at, at in a, in a like Harrah's Harvey
style casino. So what if you're down like 100
grand and you're like, I'm going to go throw a fucking axe And
then you just go postal with the axe throwing.
I'm like, that's a crazy place to have axe throwing right next
to where somebody could just be hammered, like lost a bunch of
money and then just be like, actually, I'm going to throw it
in fucking you. Like no, it's 100% no.
And they, it's funny because they, they're like, all right,
come in, you know, pay your group, sign your waiver.
And then what beer do you want? Because we got a 12% right here,
we thought. That way because we were like,
damn, can you get beers here? Like we thought like we wouldn't
be able to get beers here. And they're like, no, you
absolutely. Yeah.
That's. Like our business model, yeah,
they're like. Why would we not sell fucking
beer, you fucking idiot? Yeah, yeah.
And it was like some like, some like, total, like, Burton
snowboard girl, just her working the counter.
I'm like, wait, so if I do go postal, like it's just her, You
know what I mean? Like, yeah, I swear to God,
dude, she look like female Shaun White.
Like it was just this girl working there just like a tiny
string mean girl. And I'm just like, dude, yeah,
this is crazy. Yeah.
And also like sometimes. It is kind of dangerous because
you will yeah, half the times when you throw it, it just
bounces off the handle and like shoots back like well, maybe
when you. Throw it, maybe when you throw
it. Yeah, mine always stick.
Mine always drilling it. No, no, I got. 2nd place.
Every time I got second place, every fucking time, it pissed me
off. I had like the best average.
Like I averaged out to the best games where I never won.
It was people, peaks and valleys.
Story of my life, dude. Story of my.
Fucking life, dude. Yeah, like just hilarious.
Like I was like bombing and it like most like good throws, but
never the key 1. You know, everyone would get hot
once for like 1 round killed me. So yeah, that was a but Long
story short, that's all I would do for to pass the time on the
fucking desert island or the this I this island out there is
I would just I would just axe throw all day and then I'd be
like, Oh shit, let me get the spear out for for this whatever
for this feral hog or whatever the Hell's on the island.
No idea what that's The thing is what even is on that island?
Like it's like lost. It's like lost like yeah,
exactly. You might just.
Hear one thing I was like. The the Bowie knife, the Bowie
knife, whatever. That's not.
You can make a spear you. Could spear out of the Bowie
knife. You can make your own spear,
little tarp and a little stick, you know, But you're there,
dude, you're there. So I'm just, yeah, I just think
the water tablets. Are such a waste in a if.
Like if a had something. One more thing, Literally one
more thing. So you're good for 40?
Days or what? Yeah, exactly.
So every once in a while, I'll drink.
Some good water like if that even.
I don't even know if those things work, to be honest.
I feel like they don't, I, I mean, so I, I what if I snuck in
like a Britta, You know what I mean?
They're like, I like, I they're like, what's that in your
stomach? I'm like, I have a bit of a
distended stomach. Yeah. 0 water.
They dropped me. In and I just got.
This I got this fucking Britta and they're like the other side
didn't need the water tablets. Yeah, yeah, well, gosh, guys,
another another banger in the books.
We're going to pay wall of this, but we're not so that's that's
OK. We're going to ride this out.
Psyops next week will be on the free feed Chronicles of Dow.
That'll be sick. And then you also get on the
paid fee. You'll get gain affection on the
Plague, which I'm sorry if you like that book.
We kind of tore it apart, but it was a great conversation about
plagues, COVID and all that stuff with Trevor and Vander
Jack. That was a great episode.
So is that the one when I came in late?
Yeah, you came in an hour late. Yeah.
We were like, already done talking about the book.
It was funny, but it was a great, great talk, great chat
with the guys. So, yeah.
Then coming up, guys, leave us a review.
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Subscribe to us on YouTube. That really helps too.
And we've switched to Spotify as a host and I think there's just
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that's happened. Then I showed you the numbers.
I was like, this is this is odd. Like I don't.
And there's a lot of people talking about it too.
There's like a lot of people, people like Kyle Hitler.
Yeah. I mean, it was, it was.
Yeah. That's the one.
Yeah. Kyle, I learned this looks funny
in the. Title, Every time I see it in
the title, in the title with the with the asterisk, it looks
really funny because it looks like the N word and it's like,
no, it's not actually, which that would be funny too.
Yeah, that'd be. Great.
Yeah, if if it does turn out that Spotify tripled our
listening numbers overnight, we definitely will start shilling
sub stack like early on in the episode.
Yeah, they will. Yeah, we'll do like minute 2 and
we'll drop a sub stack ad or something.
That's yeah, that's how I feel. That's how that's.
Spotify. So yeah, shout.
Out, yeah, shout out to all that.
Shout to everyone's been listening and rare
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people have been doing, which is really nice.
So thank you guys. On that note, I'm safe.
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