You got the salmon shirt today. Salmon salmon colored salmon.
Tim salmon and in building. Yeah, fuck the Angels.
But yeah, huge, huge events happening the debate last night.
Fantastic. Yeah, it was fantastic.
It's funny that there were people watching it.
Like they're like, it sucked like because they wanted like
thoughtful conversations. Like what made you think?
Yeah yeah any of this was going to be thought very foolish.
Be careful. We got scraps.
You know, anybody Bush versus Carrie.
How ass cheeks. That was dude like hey, no one
cares. That's like some like some PBS
NewsHour. My dad shit.
You know. I don't like guacamole
McLaughlin. Ya know this trade do China is a
good, you know, it's like yeah. Exactly.
Yeah boring. What you watch the whole thing.
Tired thing I was on the I was I wasn't late.
I was almost dead live Twitter though.
How is it all kind couldn't live?
Twitter, was on a delay because I don't was Twitter during that
time, you know what I mean? It was a bunch of people that
like, you know, how Left is like, the actual, like, leftists
are going to sucks. Everything sucks actually.
And this sucks, and it's like you're watching it.
You're watching it. Yeah.
And you love it. So notice when like all like
these Mark sister like all right, he's watching the
Republican National Convention, doing yourself, not me.
I did that one chick that we played.
I the newsom's X broad that he, oh, yeah.
Trash dick. Turned her Maga.
So like that. Yeah, that was a good one.
But, yeah, fucking that's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm just, I can't. I know where Bout to do a whole
pot on the base or whatever. But I realize I'm not political
like these motherfucking know like keeping tabs on all this
shit cause you weren't fucking model.
Un do you wear how foot in height?
Yeah. Are you going to be Kofi Anan
today and Club? Yeah.
Model un. And we're going to Johnny
Rockets this time. Like hopefully q and on the
Chinese Rockets. Every member the straws these
have that thing with the straws would all come out all crazy.
Dude. Yeah.
Was it there a Red Robin where they have the fucking Tower of
onion. Onion rings.
That's right. Robin Red.
Robin is just is just 2020 Johnny Rockets.
Yeah. Red Robin doesn't not slap, you
know, it's yeah, yeah, a double negative aside.
Your correct. Bottomless steak fries like
literally, they'll never stop ringing.
Yeah, but the problem is, is the steak fries has a low tier fry
in my, it is, it is it's a lower always want to be like, you
know, I'm in a red robin and heli years, I was going to be
like, these are great. Could you just pop these back in
the oven for The five years a little bit.
Yeah, yeah. Just crisp up a little bit, you
know, or what if you could after the oven take a cutter and then
yeah, Birds Verde. Yeah.
And then choose drinks, just I thought, workshopping idea.
Remember in high school, I won't say no, I won't say his name.
But members members, Sunshine was always trying to be like,
dude, let's go to Red. Robin has, he always had a place
that he not the restaurant. Your mom works at because he, we
look at the other one. Yeah dude, yeah.
Yeah. That was the best.
I was like, Straub never paid for a meal at that restaurant.
I don't think like yeah, like, well I do now because it's so
good. But yeah, yeah.
Nonetheless. We had Johnny Rockets dude.
And then like they'd be like what song do you want to hear
you like that? Whatever your place finally
Nickel in the put in the machine.
Yeah. Please pick up to it like like
the okay. The Supremes.
Fine fuck it can fucking Shake. Now Jesus like tipping at Cold
Stone. They make you listen.
I would like the clock to the Head.
Yeah. But I prefer if you guys didn't
sing, I'd rather just have my fucking birthday cake.
And cake batter. Yeah.
Yeah, cake better. Yeah but yeah nonetheless the
debates. Yes there's a lot of people like
the takes her funny because like even it's funny when people are
so entrenched in voting for someone and I'm friends with
probably more liberal than conservative people.
Yes. And there and they're there.
They just can't admit that Trump just beat the shit out of I
didn't. Yeah it and they can't.
It's okay for him. It's fine.
Like but you could that's his game dude.
That's his game. And I think how could I can't
fathom a circumstance, where Biden could be Trump in a
debate, in terms of like, you know, pure because they think
what they do with the debates is they Trump wins at their own
game? You know what I mean?
Like, he fucking he debates. No one really cares about
policy. They don't cut each other's
mics, which should be done if you were care about anyone's
actual opinion or anything, right?
Thank you for saying, you know what I mean?
And so it's like Trump has built for that.
He was forged in those fires. Dude is like a reality was and
so literally you were yeah, it was Born into this about.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly did.
And it's fucking. Yeah, that's funny.
You said I've been watching those Cliffs lately just on
randomly they pop up on my YouTube plane and shit.
Yeah, Eddie Dane. Yeah, Tom Hardy, shut up.
Yeah. Yeah.
But anyway it's just like yeah I can't fathom a scenario where
like where Biden like actually looks cool and that's in that in
a debate. You do talk.
I'm sorry. But Tom Hardy when he played
beIN like he's not like a super yoked guy but he turned into
like a fucking linebacker for that yet.
If you'd like holy shit, dude, I goes Shirtless pain fucking like
just absolutely Jack. I was like, I respect so much.
He's like fucking plays defense for the Cornhuskers.
Some. Yeah.
It really is. You don't run at him.
Yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah.
You run away we're running away from the masked guy.
We're not. Yeah.
Or they're sick of, that's a football face mask.
Because just that pattern of the binge, whatever the Pelosi for a
while. Everyone was putting that on the
Pelosi like I was like, no. Hey anyway, we're big enough.
Check. Yeah, you're right though.
Yeah dude, it fucking And yeah, dude, it's I know it's Crystal
Ball. Like I do love her and shit, but
she was just like he lost this one hard, you know?
And something like we do, what's good?
It's because of the proud boy shit.
Dude, it's all, it's for, that's all it is.
Is the problem? It was wax heed.
What? Ye, and, and like I will say,
like, I thought Trump had a fucking scoreless perfect game
until then. Yeah, he was getting him on
everything, dude. Yeah, he was getting them on
everything. Like, buying would be like, and
you did you did this and you don't pay taxes.
And he's like, Motherfucker, you guys didn't pay taxes is because
the Obama administration's to hook me up, dude.
Yeah, straight up. Yeah.
The go do because I found. Yeah, I found loopholes within
your loopholes but that's what I did.
Yeah, it's so funny like I bet I bet even prep for that.
Like, not like it's not like a normal president would you know?
He's just literally just came out and it's just off top was
just like, you know, you know you had to have a job title
where they're like, okay? You're going to write kind of
Trumps talking points and then soon as he hands it to Trump, he
goes, yeah, he Style just know he does the role of the ball.
Paper basket over there. And it's funny because I truly
believe he does not care. If he wins or loses, I still
believe that. I think he's doing the thing,
like, where he's the Sensei, right?
Like the Sensei master and they and the Challenger he's like,
look, I want you to beat me, but I'm not gonna just fucking let
you beat ya. If you have to earn it, you know
what I'm saying? Like he's doing that thing where
it's a go too fast. All blocking this thing like
that. Oh you you predicting, you have
to read inside my mind and I Like, do the move.
I'm not expecting types. Yeah, totally do it.
Biden has none of that. He cannot.
I'm sorry. And I'll just like, I know we're
like Way Beyond this, but I'm at my heart.
I'm still just a fucking black build bitter.
Bernie, bro, and I just love seeing Biden fail.
Dude, I just love seeing that. I did know the like last night.
I was like, dude, imagine running.
Like if they actually chose to run.
Bernie if they actually didn't have like other interests
besides winning the presidency, yeah, a party during covid guy
running on Medicare for all fucking slam-dunk double pumped
up. Rattling the rim, dude, your
way. Yeah, 100%.
And this see the thing is is like all that trumps rhetoric
only wins. There's that percentage of like
swing voters. And his I don't think his base
is as big as anyone thinks it is, you know, like it's just
it's I think there's so many like cringe voters were just
like, fuck it truant. You know, I'd last.
Oh it's a political tool. Yeah.
Just like this is the first time I've ever been into a
politician. He you don't try.
Yeah. What I'm saying is even if Biden
was run on that shit and he authentically if you could make
it seem like people I actually thought that he was going to do
that shit. He would still win those
debates. You know, it's literally because
there is nothing on him like nothing on him and then.
Yeah, dude. But anyway, do you yeah?
Well, let's see. Let's so, it's funny because
Biden Biden, tried to do the Trump approach.
Like he tried to do the, to do the like, I'm gonna like out
Trump, trump. Yeah, but it just, I knew, I
knew, I knew it was going to happen, he abandon it early to
he abandon an early. He tried to do this.
Square up like the fucking like, he's like, yeah, I'll I'll get
talk to you about that but and it's like, you guys gonna fight
like, yeah, dude is gonna happen.
Like is the guy like I hate Blue Collar bullshit that he tries,
do I know it is? Yeah, it's so tight.
It's like I'm hearing somebody talk about it, I can't remember,
but they're just like, dude, just because you're from
Scranton, doesn't mean you're a fucking like iron The way Larry
Darrell. Just don't touch the Baler, how
about that, Mike? Yeah, like exactly.
Let's go to some clips here. Yeah.
So this one, by the way, I got to say before this starts, Chris
Wallace, beta fucking beta. I think the worst Fox News
moderate. You could ask should have been
told that property, and look at that screaming, shocker Carlson
or so, that'd be a lecture. It was tuck Tucker.
Carlson, would be funny because it would basically We be like
what the debates always are where it's just like you know
kind of like them. Always kind of slow Loki
tag-teaming on the repair establishment.
Republican dude you know, but it'd be.
The opposite would be like so Biden.
Why are you trying to install? Marxism into the u.s. and he'd
be like, what the fuck? You know what?
Yeah, exactly. And Trump was doing that anyway.
It's but I'll get to what Trump was actually doing.
Fuck, they're going to make me do like an auto add in the
middle. As let's see what it is.
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's true. I bet you it's might be abiding
that. Yeah.
All right, all right, so let's let's see.
Let me make sure, I don't I don't think Hop.
On my, I'll get you on my YouTube premium.
I thought you did and it still didn't work?
Maybe. Yeah, I think they were just
like nice. Try pal.
Who runs YouTube. What's his name do you know?
Is there a lot of YouTube? I don't know his name.
It's a woman I think? Yeah.
It's a so that explains everything.
All right but anyways. Biden calls.
Trump a clown? That's my thought.
It will end private insurance and create a government takeover
of Health. It does not.
It's only for those people who are so poor they qualify for
Medicaid. They can get that free in Most
states except Governors who are good and I people are poor
Medicaid. Anyone who qualifies for
Medicare would excuse me, Medicaid would automatically be
enrolled in the public option. The vast majority of the
American people would still not be in that option.
Number one, tell you. Mature with Bernie Sanders.
Yeah, coming in hot, man. That's you socialized medicine.
Look. Hey, are you saying listen to
him the fact of the matter is? I beat Bernie Sanders.
Not by much, I bypassed big a deal.
I got very lucky aiming. It very long.
He's was and tonight, well, you said Pocahontas in the fucking
National debate. They did.
He was ready for that. And then I think half the time,
everyone's like, Trump interrupted him all these times.
Dude, he's trying to throw a stick and bikes, a little old
Biden's. Like old Ashwin.
Fucking yeah, like Spokes and shit.
Where he's like, if I just interrupt him, he's gonna forget
what he's fucking talking about. Totally like, what he was doing.
I guess what he does. In business meetings, I bet all
the fucking time. It's the lighting.
Where's the fucking? Yeah, it is it's too is like you
show that like the Democratic party does not actually care
about like fundamental change because Yeah, Trump did it and I
think there was like a kind of a strategy to this where he's
like, you like Bernie's campaign.
You like to Bernie's message. Didn't you about socialized?
Healthcare, trying to make everything and binds like, hey,
that's a low blow asshole. I hate socialized, tell ya know,
it's the christ-like. He I've never seen him fail to
step right into one of the fucking traps that he said, you
know what I mean, what do you think about, what do you think
about, by buying disavowing, the whole like left?
You know, the like us, you know, the whole fucking people that
want Medicare for all. One.
I mean it's nice to hear it. Honestly, I'd rather have him
here at then fucking be like no that's those are my guys.
Yeah, and burn Bernard. Yeah.
Him and Jane they were at our house the other day and yeah, we
had believe we all have equal amounts of food.
Even though I wanted more, I didn't get more.
And we shared like, yeah, like that's what starts with yeah,
potatoes. But she didn't, you know, Else
didn't get any? Yeah.
Like dude. What the fuck is up with?
Or is it going to say? I lost my train of thought but
the yeah, I don't know. Like what do you think?
Do you think Trump's basic because it's not control debate
doesn't want health care either. You know like I don't get you
know that just dump. This is so whole thing is just
well, they know that obamacare's bullshit, they don't like and we
know that every most people who had to get the funniest thing, I
see about the ACA people that are champions of like Affordable
Care Act and Obamacare never had to have it.
Hmm. Yeah, that's exactly what
they've had him. Play Insurance last 30, fucking
years in a bubble but they're like, hey, Obama took care of
that poor purrs, I had to sign up for that shit.
Dude, it was fucking garbage. Yeah yeah happened was with the
ACA is and I was like just reading about the settings I
forgot about it was they tried to fix just one small thing and
it was just a an accessibility type thing where they're like
yeah you don't have to have a job to at least buy health care.
Right? Which okay sure.
But then what they did was when that happened, big they You like
big Pharma so big farmers. I cool stocks fucking they
stomp, stop fucking hard-on on all prescription meds.
So prescription meds. Trump brought it up.
He's like look, I lowered him. Yeah.
Like I lowered him and like I understand like Trump's health
care plan is going to be dog shit.
Like, rash, Junior be terrible? I don't even think he really
thinks it's going to be good. Honestly, but yeah, it's it's
just funny to me that like everybody knows obamacare's.
Bullshit. That's not what we want.
That's not what most 70% of America wants medicare-for-all
and neither These fucks get admit that like, it's good.
Yeah. Fact stayed.
Yeah. No, it's all and just Biden
being I'm the other one I wanna beat fair and square man and
just fucking do you like yeah like I said I didn't even like
do anything illegal against Bernie that's the thing like I
like people I see a lot of these fucking people that just haven't
moved past Bernie and I'm like yeah I didn't do anything
illegal. They just did some politics
shit. I think compared to last time
compared to 2016 I think there was less illegal shit.
I think there are so many I think there was more tactical.
They knew it was optically. They knew it was coming 2016.
There was some definitely rat. Fuck yeah.
Big-time rattling. Oh yeah I mean John Hickenlooper
pumping like crowd noise out of sandals.
I rallies. And sad thing is like, Hillary
actually wanted to win. Like Biden was just like in
there, you know, he was like the fucking like that.
Yeah. But he's like, Biden's.
The kind of guy I like. And it's like this for me at
work like when I like I work day by day, they send me to a place.
But if I know, it's slow, and I kind of want a day off.
I'm like, please don't call me and please don't call me and my
bindings just at home. It's like around if you need me,
guys. Yeah, do it.
But then they're like, finally, he's like somebody's gonna get
it. Pete.
Yeah, gonna get it. Liz is gonna get it.
One of these. Only she was gonna get it.
No. And then Brock fucking rotary
phone dials. Joe Maddon, Joe, are you sitting
down Michelle for? Oh, yeah, exactly, dude.
Trying to chill, dude. He was just trying to chill.
And but what's funny about all this was like again, The mistake
Trump made was he went to Heart far with police.
He went too far with policeman. Yeah, even though Republicans I
know a lot of Republicans are like, dewdrops even Ben
Garrison, 8 scoffs, dude, the fucking crazy as conservative
laps to do. Its what the fuck baby?
Yeah, yeah, that guy, love Is Just dude, he's over the top.
He his latest one, he had a it was like Kamala being like, hey,
still ready to ready for the debates yet, Kamala, and it's
just got, like, on the table. It's A crack pipe and it just as
Hunters on. Do the in the funniest thing
was, I don't see a clip for, but like the funniest thing was when
they were going after Hunter, they're going after Hunter.
And then like Jo B, of course, like classic liberal, like, I'm
offended that was, like, his thing, like, I'm offended
because he tried to spin it. Like, he was talking about Beau
Biden, his son, that died. Yeah.
And he's like, and then Trump's like, I don't know who Beau
Biden was but your other Sons a fucking loser.
That's like what I love that. Dude, yeah dude, Spurs didn't
even bring that up, didn't bring it up and bring it up and he
keeps looking stop calling my side and all the Liberals are
like, wow, he insulted Joe Biden's dead son.
And it's like, no, he didn't. Yeah, it's like, yeah, he
doesn't have to and he kept he received three point five
million dollars from China. He liked cats a are from Russia
or moscow's mayor which yeah is over there but yeah he's like
he's like here. Going to 3.5 million dollars.
I get the minute a minute in the middle of Biden speeches or
yeah. Hey, yeah.
Chris Wallace was sad because Chris Wallace.
Would you like sir? Sir?
Please stop talking? This is this is Vice President
Biden and then Trump just kept talking the Crystal Skull.
Hmm. Like yeah.
It's like yeah. Mike.
Cut off button like exactly. Like you saudade.
Yeah, well. And then the covid.
Yeah. And the covid stuff they'd
actually didn't Hammer covid as hard as I thought.
Look, I know dude. Yeah.
It was really concerned that They were gonna they will like
the yeah. They will meet.
Yeah, sure. But like I thought I thought
they were really going to just be covid.
Russia covid rush. I thought that's all it was
going to be was that but really like it's more about like it was
more about like shit. I actually kind of wanted to
hear about, you know what I mean?
Yeah, again, this is still the least consequential election.
I've ever fucked. Do these guys are like building
a new apartment below me and holy fuck, dude, I fucking hear
that. Yeah, a little bit, it's not
bad. It's I'm not.
All right, I mean fuck dude. Yeah, and they're waiting for me
to move out to like there were like, is I'm the rent control.
Yeah down there. Like this is gonna be like eight
hundred. More dollars a month.
Well, yeah. And like, they're just like,
they're just like, they're like cutting like a fucking Escape
door into my thing. So I just fall through and shit
right now but it'll pay your like lawsuits element just to
get extra rent. Be made out of her happiness and
Associates and shit. Like a focus group, did we did
the math and it's gonna we're gonna come out on top in this
investment fucking Shark Tank, didn't ya?
Yeah, but I'm not a fractured femur now for yeah.
And if you get them to fall into the bathroom, I think he's going
to have the least amount of injuries, but it'll still be a
move. Not a ceramic tub.
It's a yeah. Formica base.
He has a ceramic tub. They have the good one, because.
Yeah. So this is the covid-19, by like
I was waiting for Trump to make covid jokes and he didn't
disappoint. He didn't disappoint.
So, here we go. You have begun to increasingly
questioned, the effectiveness of masks as a disease preventer.
And, in fact, recently, you have cited the issue of waiters
touching their mass and touching flights.
Are you questioning though? I think they'll understand.
If you look great here, I'll put a mask on it love when I think I
need it. Never been denied as an example,
everybody's had a test and you've had social distancing and
all of the things that That you have to but I wear masks when
needed when needed I wear masks. Okay, let me ask.
I don't have to. I don't wear masks like him
every time you see him he's got a mess.
He could be speaking. 200 feet away from, and he shows up with
a biggest mask I've ever seen, I will say Vice President Biden,
go ahead sir. Look the way to open businesses
is, give them the wherewithal to be able to open, we provided
money. The kind I was asking us, are
about masks masks, masks, do it again, just head of the CDC.
Said, if we just wore masks, If they're everybody, wore masks in
Social distance between now and January, we'd probably save up
to 100,000 lives, it matters. And they've also said, ye
opposite that we also said, oh, it also sends
personally, I think he's talking about Now, it's like, they
didn't say that. Now, do know which is true.
I mean, I will say like they hammered it on this debate a lot
like, hey, Trump, like you said in February, it wasn't jack
shit. It's like, every literally
everybody said. Yeah.
Actually, it's true. I'm strong.
Was like, wow, that sucks for China.
That's what everyone was saying, totally need.
Yeah, and he and I will say he tried to close the borders.
He tried to close the borders to China, and like he said, it in
this debate. He's like, Joe, you are the one
telling me I couldn't fucking close the borders because I was
Xena. Bobak and shit like Bernie's, it
was saying that but yeah, it's stupid.
No, it's dumb. Like it's like, dude.
Don't let you don't have to live out on every fucking take.
No, no, he's thankful. It's just fallen into traps that
we could be so much more effective at fighting this shit.
If you care about fighting Trump, like, you need to not be
a dipshit fall into these basic like political traps, you know?
And yeah, I don't know. It's like I said, it's a, I've
said it before for conservative with a Maga hat goes outside and
it's 97 degrees and goes, wow, it's fucking hot.
Today. And you're like, you have a snow
jacket on your new. Yeah, exactly.
Did yeah. You know what I mean?
Like, know about, ya know, and the other thing is, that's
honestly the way most people look, we were talking about.
That's the way most people feel about masks even people that
where Matt you and I were masked everywhere.
Yeah. And I'm going to put my arm
right now and we still and we still think binds the fuck we
look at by and and he's a okay that dudes.
Obviously a tool. He doesn't give a fuck about
masks like he's obviously just doing that because someone told
him to do it, you know what I mean?
Exactly. Yeah.
It's like no one. How dumb do you have to?
It actually think that these people care about asks, do you
know? And that's and that's the thing
man, like, it's like the Raiders like now, it's becoming a TMZ
thing. Like a TMZ at the Raiders were
spotted at a charity, a charity event without mass.
Like it was like eight players without masks.
Yeah. And they're like, and they're
saying finds possible suspension.
Who knows? It's like, what, yeah.
And they all tested - by the way.
Yeah. All tested negative and you're
and you're like, what what are we doing here?
Like you know, I mean like there's yeah but I do know no
joke. I wear my mask like I do.
Everywhere, we talk about any time I go outside.
I know me to be around people, actually, I kind of still in a
talking point here from the, the posting man is who actually, I
was listening to on the FED post out fed post.
I was listening to him and he was just saying, he's like Pluto
where the fucking mask, like I'll wear them and he lives in
and like a Red Sea live in Georgia.
Yeah. And as what he was saying and
he's like, yeah, I'll wear the fucking mess, dude.
Like all wear them, especially when I'm going to like a movie
theater. Where like the guys making like
eight bucks an hour. I want this guy to get fucking
covid. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. If I have it like it's sensible,
right? Like and I'm just like, I'm just
not. To it doesn't hurt anyone and it
like, I'm not, I'm not that principled and my beliefs to
like make someone else feel like shitty or unsafe.
You know? Or I'm just, you know, dude.
We were you like oh I'm so this is what I'm like.
This is the the, My Line in the Sand by triggering you bro.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I just but dude, there's
this guy. So I had to train this guy.
Like it was his first day and he's like an older dude.
And like, I'd be. I meet him.
He sounds cool. And he like throws on his mask
because we're going the office to go like check-in and stuff
and he's an ass. First day of work is such an
alpha move, dude. His mask says this, mask is
useless, just like our governor and I was like, do your first
day coming in banging, like with political takes dude, like so
did you don't feel don't test the water or nothing?
I'm just like hey everybody. It's Gavin Newsom here.
I'm sure you know. Yeah, any walks in but it's
funny because like that's funny because your you're wearing the
mask and be your, you know, it's like perfect dude because it has
a shit. No one gives a shit.
What? I honestly think it's funnier
than vote on your mask. Oh yeah.
It's like yeah. The Voting is so stupid.
It's like, you want me to vote for one person first off?
It's not like just, please register to vote.
They're not going to go up to like some fucking redneck.
Please vote. Like they're going to be like,
yeah, sure for Trump. I got you.
Yeah. You know, like it's so funny and
I went out to Eastern Oregon, my mom's Spot, you know, like
maggot extreme mag country? Like oh every every sign is a
trump sign and they have all that.
Like I was glad to go to the hardware store bunch of times
and they have all the like you must have a mess to enter here
sir and no 15. People are so I lay there doing
the nose out thing. They're doing the Legacy, I
don't like that. They're doing the function, the
function, and it's just like, honestly, they don't care, you
know, I know. But like either wear it or don't
like it's, yeah, you do. That's centrism do to me.
They just painted it. Is you just are like they have
it on their net. It's like alright man.
Like you know I'm saying like like either be Alpha enough to
be like, fuck this shit man. I'm not wearing the mask at all.
You know what I mean? About to go viral video, but
like shit or where it? That's why, I guess my thing
like because I don't, I don't I don't know what it, what if it's
if it's beta to wear a mess. So what?
But I just, I think it's lame when you're like, I buy nose out
in like, like have your fucking half your mouth like Expose and
stuff. It's like, what are you even
doing? You know, I mean, totally,
that's like, okay I'm going to go fuck.
Let me put this condom on and I'm just like, it's just
dripping off the tip. Do you just?
Yeah, well, here we go. You know, hopefully ways on.
Hope it stays on if it doesn't, I probably won't know.
Yeah, it's probably won't know. We have these debates man there.
I do to us, it was Is so funny because there.
Yeah, there was one, the tax plan ones.
I wanted to talk to you about the tax one.
Yeah. That was even before the
debates, I remember, like I kind of wanted that to be the theme
of this episode was taxes and taxes, income taxes, like he
said under the Obama Administration.
Yeah, great, Joe. Six cell phone.
There of you telling me, I didn't pay any taxes during the
Obama Administration and nothing happened.
Yeah, like I mean, nothing happened Obama.
We all know. If you research Obama, I didn't
know this at the time. This is retroactive.
But that motherfucker was cutting like he was a
billionaire show, that's what he was like, big-time 1000%, and he
was imperialist while doing it. So he like that's why Trump like
he Trump genuinely looks flabbergasted by that claim like
he's like what the fuck Joe like I really like like cheers to
champagne glass with you when I didn't pay taxes and yeah they
were 12 or something like, you know what I mean?
Yeah he's like dude we're hanging out man.
Yeah yeah. I just read the craziest thing
not to get off slightly off topic but I just had the
craziest thing that Billionaires are able to the cares.
Act had a provision that, you're able to claim like you're able
to somehow claim losses on your property, real estate, you know,
Investments or something like that.
You're able to like, claim a loss on that shit.
So, like this year, like virtually zero billionaires
gonna have to pay taxes on any other crazy stock, that's what
they may do. So, like literally just because
of the cares act alone, And it passed 1996 20 dude.
Yeah. So now Bernie yeah but that and
dude that's always been. I've been kind of discouraged
now because I'm like dude that was this.
What would have happened if he was president to like just this?
These like, oh yeah, Hollow fucking bills.
You know what I mean with? Like AOC fucking yes, need to
like, cardi B on stage, introducing it like for real
test would have, would have been in the executive actions if he
didn't do any of those shits, who would have if that's solo
dolo, you could have, yeah. Congress works.
And like, you know, that the Centrist always like, do you
understand how things actually get done, say, I get it, dude.
I get I get our shit gets done in Congress like it a doesn't
and be like, you know what I mean?
It's like. But it's like, yeah, the
executive action could be some Chad shit for sure, dude.
That's why I fucking like privatized businesses so funny
but I just would Libertarians have so much trouble with that
because they're like, we don't want government involvement.
I'm like whoa, dude, first off private businesses are stronger
than the government. They are like they are like
especially the big businesses. They are the government.
Yeah. Alright, so it doesn't matter if
Government gets involved because they're not bigger than private
business. So if you want more privatized
business and you think that's better for people, I just don't.
Yeah, I understand I have like a fucking like 1880s economic like
brain basically, you know, they think it's like, literally some
like last time it worked. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. That was when you didn't win
labor was, I don't know free. You know what I mean?
Like literal slave. They were like yeah.
Fucking 1800s. And and, and 1700.
So they're turning to this thing where I was talking to the one
guy's Libertarians like, well, when's the last time?
Socialism worked, I'm like wait has worked other places like I
mean, I get what people are saying because authoritarianism
and happened. I'm not saying it can't but like
when did libertarianism where I'm trying to figure out like
that, like their alternative there.
I don't I can't think of these libertarian countries.
Where are they? Yeah.
No, it's a, it's like a hella unevolved fucking ideology.
I don't know. But taxes.
Right. So like like yeah, we the taxes,
here's the thing. Like there's a lot of people
claiming like what about ISM when we bring up like Jeff
Bezos, right? So we'll say like that Trump
it's like yeah that's nothing compared to like Jeff Bezos and
it's like I'm not saying Trump isn't doing shit wrong.
He probably is but it's not like it's not new.
It's not it's not like a this isn't some some 60 Minutes story
that's like oh what we've cracked the code like it's no.
It's the whole neoliberal Paradigm of this is what you
motherfuckers. Defend is like.
Yeah you know we wages have stagnated for 50 years but at
least we have Amazon Prime now and it's like say, yeah, we got
this little yeah and it's so Yeah, dude, it's dumb as fuck.
I don't know why any of these motherfuckers exist in there
fast that they do with the power that they have.
It's just a man. Yeah no I and like they'll say
like a blessing. Every time you try and do a
gotcha to Trump. It's like, literally just, it's
like the Spider-Man meme, you know?
It's like the same thing for is for them to Centrist lives and
you bring it up to them they're just like and I'm like dude, I'm
sorry. They'll be like I because I
brought it up, right? I think it tweeted about it and
one guy goes. Yeah, did we elect Jeff Bezos?
I'm like, You don't realize how much power Jeff.
Bezos hats. Yeah, it does not have to be
president. Yeah, there's like, that's the
problem is we didn't need that stuff.
Okay. Yeah, that's what didn't and and
yeah, honestly, he probably would have voted him in honestly
but like the yeah, it'd be like Prime day seven times a year.
Now, if I'm a little bit like just shit like that man
motherfuckers like the CIA fucking executive branch now or
some shit he's like, yeah. Okay.
Like like people just don't realize like and again, Trump
hates the Washington. It's so therefore Bezos is good
because Trump hates him. It's is weird.
Yeah a nerd you know binary thing where whatever Trump like
do they almost convinced himself they like Nickelback because
Nickelback yeah fucking you know what I mean?
Because Nickelback stood up to Trump like at that bad, you can
get them to like anything if that if they like nickel back.
Like, so, so Jeffrey Dahmer, right?
Okay. Yeah, there, boom.
Oh, that was a banger. I forgot about that one, dude.
Yeah, Jeffrey Dahmer. Paid more in taxes than Donald
Trump and didn't rape as many people.
I love that one. Yeah.
Bam. Finish the job on the ones.
He did. Yeah.
And that was funny like it's just God dude.
Like it's funny in this country where we've like fascism man.
That word. Yeah that word fascism is so
brutal man. Like the way I like it means
nothing now. Trash is MM it but it's always
been that way didn't or well have a quota saying like
literally it means is whatever people think it was.
That was like in the third malleable popping off.
Yeah. What can or will her?
I don't know when when he said that.
But anyway, yeah, fuck, yeah. Now was last week actually.
Yeah, he was at the bar whose life of Fashions and what does
it mean? You know, I mean, you're right.
He did say that. But yeah, no.
But with his taxes, it's funny. Because, like, but what?
If like, I guess the point, though, you and I were talking
about this and I'm trying to find a way to, like really fit
this in the Pod, but like, taxes in America fucking suck, man.
I'll say it as a lie. As a socialist, you know what
I'm saying? Like I'll say it our taxes.
Yeah. Dude.
It's the same as the medical system.
Like. Yes.
I want Medicare for all but I want to revolutionize the whole
fucking thing. Yes.
I want things to be taxed but hey be great if it all didn't go
to fucking Pentagon, you know. So it's what Bezos is.
Gonna get some new state-of-the-art military
fucking Jets. Exactly.
Awesome. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, what
there has to be a cyst. It's the same way.
Like I said with Obamacare, right?
Yeah, you gave us a little more, a little more access to health
care but it fucked the rest of the healthcare Industries.
Like watch. Let me see, watch what happens
when we get. You know I'm saying?
You didn't fix everything else around it.
Yeah. Like so the thing and I key
left, dude, the thing with with, you know, Bezos like right?
So like I said, what would you think?
Like because I know it's kind of like a republican way to look.
Exile, Tucker Carlson talking about it where he was just like,
billionaires should pay their fucking taxes.
Like like more than like working people and like yeah, which is
again funny because the most conservative socialist of all
time, of all time, of all time. But like what if we as a as like
a he's a socialism doesn't happen overnight.
It would take like probably our lifetime to implement.
I think personally, like, if we took really get it into
fruition, there's definitely changes you can make fast.
But what if we like had a flat tax rate as like a bridge to
socialism? Yeah, I have to read up on that.
I know that a lot of people get triggered by that.
I know I because it's like a because it's a big conservative
talking. Yes.
Yeah. But I think that's how you get
numbers. That's like almost Eliza more
it's like look, we'll implement the flat tax rate.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
And I'm saying and I'm far from an economics buff.
Yeah I like if I'm completely wrong that's fine.
But like a flat tax rate is better than what we have right
now. I think so.
I think that I think it's, I think the income thing is all
wrong, dude. All it does is create slaves out
of middle class, and really it should be a wealth and wealth
thing, you know, right? The property thing is
interested. I don't know, man.
It's like, I think it's kind of crazy, but I think, like,
shouldn't people be allowed to own one home and not have to pay
taxes on it every year. And if, if, if everyone was
allowed to have a home, right? You know, it was over the known
as home. Exactly.
If you want 10, if you want to be a landlord and like,
literally a ranch seeker and shit.
Yeah, you gotta pay fucking taxes on that shit.
These are hoarding land. Yeah, and exactly.
And also, but yeah, I think like, the well thing is bigger,
but the income thing is great because if you make taxes Center
out and around income, and this is what like conservative
economists will always say in response to like AOC and shit
and they're not wrong. Is that the problem is that
they're like, they're right, but there for the wrong reasons.
Yeah, you know what? And they'll say like well if it
will see you at Sur tax increase on the on the wealthy blah blah
blah. Then they'll just move to other
countries and follow their wealth in the Shell corporations
and do this and that like it's a defense of the wealth.
And yeah and it's a it's they're not wrong.
That's exactly what they would fucking do.
Like, we need to go, we need to actually get the fucking
resources and you know what I mean?
It's it's there's always going to be What human Nation.
Its its current, I'm not saying its intrinsic to humans.
I'm saying that currently at our spiritual Evolution it's it's
it's it is our nature to want to avoid, giving back to the man at
all costs. You know, whether you're Trump
or whether you're a fucking, yeah, a janitor when you don't
see the like the fruits of that ever, you know what I mean?
Like I said, we're in California, dude.
It's fucking the tax capital of the West Coast, dude.
Yeah, we got sales, tax income. Everything like you guys up
there, right? Isn't it, isn't it?
No sales, it's pretty low. A lot prettier Hello in a lot
better with sales. I remember, my parents bought an
iPad out there and they were like, flexing that they didn't
pay fucking yeah, no, yeah, it's fucking right.
Wow. So what I say to that is like,
like out here, like, we pay fucking out the, a sin taxes, do
everything property taxes, fucking high in California.
All it's a, our roads garbage like fucking it's trashy.
The air quality sucks, all that kind of stuff.
And that's why I like ago. Forestry for the fires that do
Trump's. Okay.
The debate. What Trump was talking about
with the fires and I'm glad he said that he's like, dude, I
talked to fucking Gavin. Newsom all the time.
I tell him, I'm down to invest in Forest management.
He might be bullshitting on that.
But I as somebody who has does do like kind of work around with
companies in the in the fires, they're like, dude, there's just
a bunch of debris on the fucking floor of the forest mesh.
It goes up like nothing man. Yeah.
Like so it's like there's not a lot of, you know, vegetation
management and stuff like that in these forests and like, dude
Newsome can get in can do that. Like, he can do that without
even without Trump, dude, it doesn't have to be federal aid.
It's like, you know, I mean like we don't.
So when I understand why people don't want to pay taxes, I used
to roll my eyes at that when they're like, dude fookin 40% of
my money. Fucking there goes the just a
fucking know. It's yeah.
And they said welfare and that's that's the culture War among
conservatives is where they think.
Oh, it's just a wooden welfare. It's not going to Bohr's rather
than the military and the fucking Billy 80s.
And no, dude, it's dumb. I who Yeah.
Whoo. Whoo, whoo - likes paying taxes
and this is chomsky's big thing to where he's like, he's like
tax day. Should be the most fun day of
the year. When we literally, it's like
buying shit. It's like a by and Jennifer
Society. You know, we were like, let's
get that. Let's do that.
Let's make. Yeah, let's get rid of.
You know, let's get rid of homelessness.
Let's invoke on see that? Hold on.
What, you get taxed on? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, dude and democracy like a legit.
Uh-huh. No.
With the military. This is never going to end
without the military being address.
Never just like climate change. Like, Saying, it's like, they
can just like, whoops, like all that the same amount of money
that we could have got rid of a fucking student loans with.
Oh, we just lost that like two days ago are bad, you know.
It's just like, what was that thing with the Pentagon just
like, losing a bit or using a billion dollars of covid.
Relief fund for like fucking? Yeah, they're doing laundry.
Like larper shit. Yeah.
They are doing like swords and shit.
Yeah. Like a movie role models where
they're fighting to I know. Yeah, that's it.
Hey yeah. It's so funny man.
How it's funny? Like just, you know, I've worked
in, I've done like I've been a laborer.
I've worked in restaurants before both front of house, back
a house. I've been all that shit.
Obviously the people obviously broke and shit.
And then now I'm starting to get into the trade and you're
starting to see like I'm still climbing wire my way up but but
you start to see and I get it's like a contradiction like that.
I'm doing this and I'm like a socialist and shit.
It's not lost on me, but the whole thing like this is how
people get fucking mega-rich. Is doing this shit, literally,
just like buying and selling Vapor on the, on the, on the
internet. You know, like literally and,
and like when I, it's like, I could be way richer doing this,
then I could, like, providing food to people, which is like, a
way, more way more valuable thing to society, right?
It's kind of crazy, right? How, like it's essential work.
Look at. Look at the way essential work
was during covid essential work. Where there again?
So weird, how I was actually at my workplace and one thing I can
Advise people. If you're very discouraged by
the election, organize your workplace, that's all you can
do. That's your number one thing,
organized, the people around, you create stuff for your job.
Look at what's in front of you. Instead of this fucking Federal
Executive type shit because I'm telling you all the people like
your government. Teachers in high school, they're
right. When they say your local, shit's
gonna affect you more like it does.
So what I try to organize my work, place to get people to
know that like just don't be just simply happy to have a job,
make your job better because you can especially as we're in a
union where I'm at. Like, you definitely can now the
Union's not going to fight for us because unions have been cut.
Like the ever since the 80s bro, out here Reagan just demolish
the fucking unions and the Democrats again famously didn't
put up a defense. Yeah oh and then they signal
with it like in elections. I'm a union man like Biden the
other day he's kept saying, prevailing wage.
And what the fuck are you talking about dude?
But you know I mean in the debate but y'all are /.
Yeah. What I tell people at work
they'll say like Fuck. I'm trying to see how I would.
Oh yeah. They'll just they'll just be
like look, man. Like I'm trying to get like more
money and I'm like, that's cool but I'm saying like they're
like, I don't want to get tax. How do we pay for Medicare for
all, how do we pay for fucking housing?
All that kind of stuff. They'll go look man.
Would you honestly give a fuck about how much money you make?
If even 50% of your money went to housing Food and Health Care?
What do you need a high wage for at that point?
Yeah, it's material possessions which again, as consumers we
need to realize, like that's not the end, all be all.
Right. And I told myself that a lot but
like yeah all that shit's going to that.
What do you trip? You can work a job.
A lot of people are forced to work.
A job for a salary, right? Like yeah some of us come in
here and some of us could be really good like social workers
or something like that. But we can't do that job because
it doesn't pay what we need. You know what I mean?
So so what I say with that is like again organize your
workplace and I know that's not going to get that.
I'm just saying like if everybody we had a general
strike episode, it's the same concept man.
Everybody gets radicalized in your thing and go look man.
Nobody gives a fuck about Trump versus biting like it's the it's
not a very consequential election.
I keep telling people that it's really not unless you're just
knee-deep in the culture War. Yeah, that's what it is.
The only time it is. Yeah, backseat, ya know, and
it's just, it's just wild. It's just wild, man.
And The discus and everyone's guilty that especially the PMC
class the Centrist lives, the war and type professional
professionals and all that shit where they and the covid
exposed. Where I had to say, there's like
people my family that I disagree with this on, where they're
like, they're up in arms about like the fucking the teachers
having to teach code during covid and shit, but then they're
then like daycares cool and it's a.
So you're literally picking and choosing who's like, who you
really can't give a fuck about or grocery workers are cool, you
know, and it's like, and it's like, it's like, come on with
that. Like it either.
So, like once, once you make above 50, carrier, you're a
valuable member of society that needs protected.
And under, it's a great I do not know this is a new thing to me.
This isn't something I've been like having since I was 10 years
old. All, and job shouldn't be tied
at two. That's what you're taught, but
that, and that's what the point. I kind of circled around a when
I started talking about this, but like, it's weird.
Yeah, I was talking to guys, and they're just like, there's this
weird meritocracy about America where it's like you do this.
You do you work for your money and you you get you know you.
Yeah. If you work hard you or if you
do skilled labor like the concept of skilled labor.
I hate it. And it's my biggest thing about
unions is that they use skilled labor.
As their thing. It's like, no, it doesn't
matter. McDonald matter is, a
billion-dollar fucking company and they're paying their
workers. I mean they're fighting against
the fifteen dollar minimum wage. Yeah.
But it's like, dude, at the end of the day, you are generating
money. It's not about a skill that
you're putting in exactly with the with the covid thing.
If you notice slice of the pie, notice with covid, like
essential workers and they always say this, like, oh, I
don't want social because in the government, dips their hand in
anything. What are we doing right now?
The government literally decided what job was essential and what
job isn't like, you could lose that job lose your house.
Everything we're fine, you know what I mean?
We are living on. Yeah, we need fucking Amazon
because we're consumers. We need, you know, I don't.
What is it liquor stores? You know I'm saying is like
that. Like like but then like I know
people that are like massage therapists have a fucking
practice and everything had clients who were like, look, I
don't give a fuck. I, my back is killing me.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Let me go in there.
He'll wear gloves will got mad. Nope, can't do.
It. Lost their lease on the house
credit fucked. Like I did our office and
everything, so it's weird. So you there is authoritarian
capitalism in covid is doing that, right?
Yeah, it's like we could we're already have all these socialist
Avenues interjected into society.
It's so many we don't call it that but it is what it is.
We could easily just distribute it.
You know, and just have a half of basement, what we need a
basement, right? For food, Housing, Shelter,
boom, don't tax the motherfuckers that aren't making
shit, you know, I had to, I had to pay usually like I don't have
to pay any taxes, you know. I had to pay some this year, and
I was always brutal. When you do first time it's
brutal. Dude, that Maggie is starts this
hat. Just started turning red.
Yeah, I don't know. Fucking tobacco goes on my
worst enemy. Are in fact it's crazy.
It's not your Maga co-worker, it's not made.
Its yeah, it's just crazy and when you come to college and you
literally have had health insurance out of college, just
from just from going and getting some stupid managerial degree.
You know, when you don't really add any value and shit, you
know, to society. I don't know, man.
I'm not saying there aren't hard worker, that's part of the
thing. A lot of them are hard workers,
they just spin their wheels on like, but but they think their
hard work is more valuable than someone else's hard work, and
it's exactly. And it's literally and what they
do. Let's be honest.
What they owe a lot of what a lot of them do is glorified like
group school, projects, for adults.
You know what I mean? It's like, yeah.
So anyway, I'm just do you. That's exactly right.
But the so what I was saying is like I talked about like
socialism and I don't even really do the Communist route,
right? Like they'll bring that up when
I talk to people at my work and they'll be like, yeah, that's
call me show. You won't call me shit.
Go to China. Look what's fucking going on
there? Oh yeah.
Who cooks China capitalist countries, right?
They cut. They cut them for their fucking
labor. That's why they got Nets
outside. The fucking Warehouse is they
work. After suicides, you have a few
have communist labor in your pocket right now.
I'm not trying to grow. We've talked about it, we're not
China Bros definite, about China is not what I want.
That's not the model I want to go after or anything America.
America should be able to do something new, right?
If we're that country. So like what I tell them is I
go, look, we already have authoritarian capitalism.
We could have an authoritarian socialism but we have to get rid
of the politicians, man. That's what I'm saying.
You have to go to direct democracy for that to work to
not be authoritarian, because then you are the government, you
Essentially are the government, right?
And and that only comes forward to solve authoritarianism first
and then everything else kind of falls into place.
But that's what a lot of these socialist.
Don't want to do that. Yeah, they want to attach.
They still like politicians. Yeah, they still like the yeah,
they were great for like Bernie running the country rather than
us and that it to me. His fucking thing is not me us
you. But I mean, that was his thing.
It's us. Yeah.
And it sounds all fucking hokey and like Disney style when I say
that but like it's like fuck, dude.
We you don't realize that like we And have it this way without
some authoritarian bullshit. And and I try not to like
getting super nuanced arguments especially with people who I'm
already like 70% agreed with, but they are tearing ism is some
I don't budge on. No, I did.
Yeah, no same dude. It's just, it's where I think
all of us across the Spectrum come together.
So yeah, what taxes, right? Bring it back to Texas.
Like, yeah, so with taxes, like I don't like first off the Trump
think, didn't move the needle for me?
I'm not surprised in 2016. He said he didn't pay taxes like
he was just like, yeah, I don't why would I do that?
Like, you know, I mean and he said, It again last night.
He's like people make a lot of money because I have paid
millions in taxes, which I think he's lying.
Honestly, don't think he did. Yeah, I got, I think he skated
around it. Like, every fucking billionaire.
Does. Yeah.
And every like, retail and property developer, they get the
most like, cuts out of anything, like, property that and that's
where a lot of this bullshit comes from dude.
Like, is this housing that's why we won't have subsidized housing
until you get rid of those fucking things man.
Yeah, like so what? I?
That's what I found interesting about taxes before we move on
to. Is there anything about that?
You want to talk about? No, It's just well, I will say
that we always get into that not you and me but in general we
always get into the Weeds on these topics.
You know. And it's like we forget that
this is like yes there are power structures in play that we have
to defeat and everything but also it we never focus on like
the evolution of human nature and human consciousness and then
like if we you know like we could be if we were more evolved
in feudal times, we like If we evolved and I'm not, they're all
connected everything, I'm not, you know?
And but it's not like we're gonna like legislate our way
into caring for each other. You know what I mean?
Right. It's like we, at some point, we
have to let that spring from within us and then let it affect
the outer world. And of course, we will have to
slay those dragons and like be had some motherfuckers and, you
know, and, you know, taxa billionaires and all that stuff
like that will have to happen. It will probably peacefully.
They'll probably be the last, they'll be the last to go be the
last two. To be on board, they'll be that
last ones fighting, you know. But at some point we need to,
you know, we could if if everyone if all the rich people
under let's say you know all the rich people that have under 5
million dollars got together and shared their shit and let's fuck
whoever else above us you know whatever we could solve
virtually every social problem just with that food water you
know, like literally it's just I don't know.
So which then render is people who have A monopoly on that
business. The billionaires are renders
them kind of useless. Exactly.
Yeah. You're right.
No. And it's so I do think like,
where we are going to have to like at some point it's like
when you see a homeless dude, you give him five bucks, you
know, even if you're even if you're like hard up for cash
because you know that he has less than you you know and it's
like at some point where if we all just did that all the time,
then we wouldn't have this problem and and that showed me
to factious and so anyway, I'm just glad there's definitely a
human eight. Like, you know, it's like, it's
like sank, right? Sank from The Young Turks, you
know? I mean he's Like, I think he's
building this whole socialist, kind of like, PMC, socialist,
the edge with The Young Turks to are honestly, like, it's like
kind of like managerial champagne drinking like
socialist, but then the minute is company tried to unionize
there. Yeah, he turns fucking mag on
and basically, like busting unions doing all that kind of
stuff and it's like, okay look man, this is gonna sound fucking
weird, but the only time I've ever heard this was in this
thing it's like when black people say like hey everyone
wants to be black until it's time to be black, right?
And it's like everyone wants socialism till it's time to
actually do socialism It's not, it will go against your human
nature especially as an American.
Yeah, no, that's a great example.
Everyone wants to like, listen to.
Yeah, I'm okay. And I'm black, exactly.
Yeah, exactly. But it's true.
Insult one II, remember it. But I was a couple of beers deep
and I was probably laughing over half of them because yeah, they
Biden's were cringy man like they weren't good.
But like dude. This is 2004.
Donald Trump. Did he like he's back?
This is like when Tiger Woods like places in the top five and
tournaments nowadays, like after, like seven back
surgeries. And like a Vicodin.
Yeah. In like he, he comes back.
Like, that's what like Donald had that like spark come in.
You know what I mean? Like and and so, this is, this
is look at that, look at that dude.
It's a come on man. But yeah, sure, you in fact, let
people know is where Senators. I'm not going to answer the
question because it said that because the question is, the
question is just as the radical left, will you shut up man?
Who is on your list? Joe, this is on your right.
Look at that dude. Fuck invited.
Most of them because they did a good job.
Some people don't well here's it with you that you get the final
word. Well, it's hard to get any word
in with this clown. Aye, sir, with a billion dollars
of you. That is a, you know what your
way, not true. True gentleman.
I decided to fire inside a train wreck that was the worst date I
have ever seen and it wasn't a debate.
It was a disgrace to humanity, tonight, five percent or 4
percent of the world's population.
Twenty percent of the deaths, 40,000 people did a day.
Do you think that's true? No addition to that about
between 750 and 1,000 people there dying.
When he was presented with that number.
So those are what it is. Well, it is what it is because
you are who you are. Oh, that's what I was gonna
bang. President has a plan.
He still hasn't even acknowledged that he knew this
was happening. Knew how dangerous is going to
be back in February and he didn't even tell you he's on
record as saying it, he panicked or he just looked at the stock
market, one of the two, because guess what, a lot of people died
and a More going to die unless he gets a lot smarter.
A lot quicker. This is the prize.
Okay, I'm sorry this, I've talked to this guy at like
outside a 7-Eleven before. Yeah.
Like you know I mean he didn't even tell you.
Yeah, those guys what they don't do is they won't even tell you
about like look man, I understand you want to open the
door for me for a dollar. Go ahead man.
Like yeah, First off. Getting, what is his name?
Chris Wallace? Yeah, Chris yeah.
What's his name? Rasheed Wallace.
Never know. What was funny about.
That was like, just let it ride. We don't know her.
Like, you know, and then Jake Tapper like this is such a
disconnect from like how we like the working class are going to
why we're like nah. Yeah, fuck yeah, exactly.
How you gonna be like watching a fight like a prize fight, like
Oh shit, he got you where you going to say?
Like they're like we need order and such and such like they've
already said, these are too bad candidates.
Even CNN says that these are two bad guys.
Let him let it. No one's going to switch their
vote. No, I'm just let it go, man
moderator. Yeah, like Rhodes and rogin
would have fucking killed that dude, as of, right as moderator
and great way halfway through by didn't think he'd like Jamie
pulled that clip of a platypus eating a fucking tiger snake.
Yeah I mean yeah seen Tigers snakes.
Fucking brutal man. Brought his you gonna tigers do
DMT? Yeah, it's like, no actually.
The thing is they don't have to do it and it's in their fucking
brain already. Yeah.
On DMT the whole time and yeah, like Biden dude.
That would have been way better than fucking Chris Wallace,
dude. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. But yeah.
It's and then well who's it'll be someone different than extra?
It'll be mad and even worse to come.
I was excited when it was Fox News because I was like, oh
they're gonna get like, like let my boys.
Ali get in there. I know he's not Fox News because
if he could do it, if it was us saying Alpha and Jesse saying
beta for every point when yeah. Yeah.
Just like something some beta. Then we could have swayed the
election day. We could have.
Yeah. We could have got exactly.
Exactly. So it's so last last clip
because there's one more, that one more thing I want to get to
about the proud boys later but last clip so we could play them
all. This is this is just them
talking about Trump and by and talking about who's going to be
a better president. So moving on to the Trump is
likely records and they'll overthrow you in a president.
I'm going to ask a question, whether the president seeks a
second term, it is generally a referendum on his record but
Vice President Biden. You like to quote one of your
dad's sayings which is don't compare me to the almighty,
compare me to the alternative. And in this case sir you are the
alternative looking at both of your records.
I'm going to ask each of you. Why should voters elect you
president? Then over your opponent in this
segment. President Trump, you go first
two minutes because there was never been an administration of
president who has done more than I've done in a period of three
and a half years and that's despite the impeachment hoax.
And you saw what happened today with Hillary Clinton?
Where was a whole big con job but despite going through all of
these things where had a fight, both flanks and behind me in and
above, there has never been an Administration that's done what
I've done. Done the greatest before covid
came in the greatest economy in history lowest and unemployment
numbers. Everything was good.
Everything was going. And by the way, there was Unity
going to happen people for the first time in years, they were
going. And they were saying it's time.
Maybe. And then what happened?
We got hit. But now we're building it back
up again. Rebuilding of the military
including space force and all of the other things.
That's that's right there that I'm out.
Yeah, I was a political, you know I'm saying?
Like, I'm like, I don't who gives a fuck about space.
He's a fucking I did the military like, dude you natira?
Yeah, we do Joseph fucking clown, that's all you got to
say. Dude, Joe's a clown because he
was doing that for a while. He said I've had 47 months.
When I had 47 months as a president I had I did more than
you did. Like yeah, I like during 47
years and like boom Banger. You know I'm saying?
Yeah. Like so, anyways, a fixing
agree. Great goes to Biden, judges to
fill when, you know, this reasons I have So many judges,
judges justices be built our military, the job we've done,
and I'll tell you some, some people say maybe the most
important by the end of the first terrible, I'll have
approximately 300 federal judges and court of appeals judges 300.
And hopefully three great Supreme Court judges justices.
That is a record, the likes of which very few people.
You know, one of the reasons I have so many judges because
President Obama and him left me. The a judge has to fill when you
leave off as you don't leave any judges.
That's like you just don't do that, they left 128 openings.
And if I were a member of his party because they have a little
different philosophy, I'd say if you left us, 128 openings, you
can't be a good president. You can't be a good vice
president, but I want to thank you because it gives us almost.
It'll probably be above that number by the end of this term.
Hundred judges. It's a record looking at both of
your records, the light that's out.
That's might have been the most Alpha thing of the debate.
Could you, how could you be a liberal?
And and, and be like, who's wrong, you know?
Like it's literally right. There's a Mitch McConnell angle
that they'll take. Its somebody it's basically we
want all the power we had the power but still Republicans as
yeah. Nothing but Republicans it's
fucking bill Marlin around Pavlich hands.
Yeah type of thing. Did you see that built that bill
Clip. Yeah, yeah, sign voters.
And it's like, I want you to name your rape baby that you're
forced to keep. I want you to name it Jill
Stein. Yeah.
Like, why are we time it? Right?
Babies. Dewd.
Dude, with the crazy weirdo, dude.
Like I know you probably have like three or four of them like
and yeah, Jill Stein. And so, you know, I don't know.
It's it's, it's already broken. He brought up some good all the
yeah, if only wouldn't have done that dumb shit, he would have
owned and we'll get to the dumb shit.
Right now, let me just, let's just see what Biden had to say
because that one will always want to give him a chance.
So, more violent. When I was vice president, we
inherited a recession. I was asked to fix it.
I did we left him a booming economy and he caused the
recession with regard to being weaker.
The fact is that I've gone head-to-head with Putin and made
it clear to him, we're not going to take any of his stuff, he's
Putin's puppy, he still refuses to even say anything to Putin
about The bounty on the heads of American soldiers.
You send 100 and and by the way, mr.
Price under better, mr. President, your campaign agreed
to both sides would get two-minute answers
uninterrupted. Well, you're trying to bring to
that, he's like, why Don't You observe what your campaign
agreed to as a ground roll. Okay, sir, you never keeps his
word because ya know, I'm not a rhetorical question.
Can your head back? 30 seconds.
Yes, you may have. All right, so, Thirdly or poor,
the Billionaire's have gotten much, much more wealthy five
tune of over for three to four hundred billion dollars more
just since covid you and the home.
You got less. You're in more trouble than you
were before. You got terms of.
Yeah, almost 15% less violence in America than there is.
Today he sprays the United States.
It's what is that fucking 13%, less violence?
Fuck. Is that dude?
I don't know man like it's okay first off like I said if I knew
nothing about politics and I'm and I don't have views, I don't
know what a bortion. I'm not getting one of those, I
don't know. None of these things right?
Don't know who Ginsburg is, don't know any of this is.
If I watch the debate and go, this is my first time.
I'm paying attention to the stuff.
How do you vote for Joe Biden? And I did.
Yeah, it's Billy's Trump. You're down to watch the world
burn in a fun in the funniest way possible.
Yeah, like like it that there's definitely like a black pill.
Like, light it all on fire thing with Trump where you're like all
laugh at something every single fucking day.
Yeah. So no man.
If Biden doesn't win this shit and it's fucking sad, man.
It's over. Yeah, it's all right.
What would you what? Okay proud boys.
Let's talk about your last. I want to talk about so we don't
have the clip, it's whatever. He they asked Chris Wallace was
like, can you please just announced white supremacist
because they keep bringing up that Charlottesville?
Very yeah. Well on both sides type thing, I
don't know. I just when I heard that first
statement I was kind of Is it sound like Trump was not trying
to piss anybody off when they said that?
Like you just kind of like I'm sure there was a couple good
folks out there like it. That was what I took from it.
But then that will the full quote.
He does, say not like those white supremacists who are bad
people like he literally does disavow.
That's like a media thing. I'm obviously Trump is like a
racist, white supremacist teacher.
I mean, just going by what he said, you know what I mean?
Anyway, so yeah, there, it's just a, yeah.
But, um, anyway, go on so no prob was asked him to denounce
the proud. And they keep seeing problems,
like, that's the only white supremacist organization, it's
not. But they keep saying, like Odin
answer, probably lies and Trump's kosher, he said, sure.
Okay, and these are like, say it, say it like that, and he's
just like whatever. And like, he kind of danced
around. It was bullshit.
He should have just said, like honestly, like why they're going
to vote for you, whether you do that or not, they're not going
to be like Biden now. Like they're not going to do
that, although Richard, Spencer's voting for Biden,
which is hilarious. Yeah.
But announced that right. Yeah, that's what I As I said I
would say. Make him denounced Richard.
Spencer? Yeah.
And because Richard Spencer was like, you know what?
I think. Trump got it wrong.
I'm voting for buying this time. Like it's like he did say that
it's on his Twitter account. I don't think he's doing a bit.
I don't think Richard Spencer smart enough to do a bit.
No, no. Oh yeah.
The, what was funny about things like the proud boys, it's just
weird antifa and the proud boys because he was like, Joe, you're
not Santa and actually, Joe Biden had the better answer was
like, I don't even have a fucking antifa is yeah?
Like no. He's like it's a fucking like
it's just a saying it's not a fucking organization and
Honestly, lightweight true. Yeah.
Like, lightweight true. It's not some fucking there's,
yeah, there's like probably groups of 10 or 12 people that
are like, weird, this division of antifa, but that's LARPing,
dude. I'm sorry.
Like, it's not, they're not fucking the Black Panthers or
not, you know, it's not an organized Coalition.
So like every great was just so late.
Every group is just so lame these days, dude, it's just so
like, yeah. Anyway, people say that it's the
KKK, the problems of the KKK and like, this is not going to be
like a fucking Pro. Anything either of them.
I'm just saying the KKK. Yeah, three more of a fucking
huge National Organization. But the problem is, is like
fucking like 35, dudes and dudettes just beta.
They're all fucking lame, dude. I said, they're like, no,
they're not going to do shit. They're already complaining
about milkshakes with cement the cake.
Yeah, it is rip off that the case, like milkshakes, what?
Like, come on. Yeah.
Like yeah, I don't know, man. It's sweet.
It's just the latest fucking both sides.
Do it man. The fucking like, the antifa is
the Boogeyman on for the right. You know, it's like they're big.
Marcia. Sarah, it's so dumb.
It's the worst part of this election.
Yeah, is the antifa verses which neither of those guys.
I my opinion, I will say Trump does definitely spew out some
like proud boy. Talking point talking head once
a dozen Joe Biden panders antifa from time to time because he
that's what he's trying to do is trying to get the left to vote
for him at times, and like, I'm saying a painter, but neither of
them are like, it's not like there's a member of either
organization running for president.
It's not like some fucking that. I just I don't, it's just a dumb
culture, were that, it's so crazy.
That much, you don't have to reach this far.
That's all I'm saying. Like, you don't have to you
don't, if you hate Joe Biden, you don't even like he's not I
hear it all the time too. I keep hearing o'biden
Administration is funding and Tifa.
Mike that is the dumbest thing I've ever fucking heard in my
life. Yeah it's so dumb and the whole
thing like literally yeah, it's like a handful of people on both
sides that are just like counter protesting each other in
Portland and other cities and it just like it's just fucking lame
as fuck. Dude.
It's like everyone's over it you know it's just a fuckin a I
don't know it's why I hate Andino and And in mi strong,
dude. Those guys are such a fucking
beta, Cox, dude? Like both of them.
Like, any know is like first off like worst?
Yeah. I think you mi strong is the
fucking worse, though. Like, and I'm honestly, what
Trump was talking about. I said it on our account, like
he was saying, he's been skimming the Chong timeline for
when he saw it. He talked about by nobody's at
the by and rallies that was the even miles Chong.
Post that I saw going around with a camera and like two
people. Yeah me like that was it?
You mi strong. But I know Trump seen that.
He probably followed Burner. I know.
Trump has a burner. Yeah.
There's no chance that he doesn't.
Yeah. No, you know.
It slides up line doesn't. It's a black guy to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really.
Like, black Patriot 47. Yeah.
And and joins all that he joins.
All the follow trains and all that kind of shit, really?
I'm telling you like the minute that's going to be the funniest
exposure of trump. Is his burner account.
That's gonna be the funniest fucking thing.
Yeah. And so I think he does that and
I think he's like he's on line as fuck.
We all know that and yeah. And it's like all these things
that the Liberals do like do you do you do denounce this do you
know that they're like yeah I don't know what the fuck.
I don't even know what that is. I'm 75 years old row like I'm
still tripping off the Black Panthers.
I'm still tripping off of the KKK, like, I don't know.
I don't know what these two organizations even are.
It's like, Gavin McInnes and shit like that.
Yeah. What is this?
But I know know what I thought when I first, I kept hearing
about the proud Warriors and everything and I'm like, oh
shit, what is this? And then I heard that like,
Gavin McInnes is the founder. And yeah.
Wait, what is it? Yeah dude.
What the fuck? What it is.
Well, and yeah, but like, but your psyche and the thing is is
like I don't huh in your I'm saying you're in.
Yeah. Portland's where all this shit
is going down. Right.
So how boys are there. Are there are real white
supremacist like not sides in Portland.
Oregon, dude. It's not them.
It's their skinheads and Santa Cruz were like.
Yeah sure. Like I'm saying like and they
have meetings and shit they're talking about this shit dude.
I know dude probably it's like the guy from this work advice.
Exactly. Okay.
Okay, so so far from the liberal side, we have the game show.
Host of The Apprentice is a fascist and the guy from Vice
news or whatever Vice say is the leader of the new KKK exactly.
So so far so good and then you have Joe Biden funding antifa
from the right side. Yeah, and it's like no dude you
guys little Cops there. Yourself.
Yeah, exactly. I was trying to get people to
denounce the police, right? Yeah.
Fucking Trump like, do not split his vice president, a cop.
Yea verily. Yea, but it was funny because he
tried to bite him, wouldn't say he wanted Law and Order because
that's honestly like the worst thing to say right now.
Yeah, Law and Order and then Trump and then, and then Biden,
finally goes. Yeah, I love we love the cops.
I get Norsemen, she goes well you lost half your friend base
they're like dude is hilarious like so great.
Yeah man, fuck that fucking proud.
Boys and all that shit, know like what?
Like it's this weird thing now that you see with like masks,
right? And like, stuff like that.
It's like okay. You don't wear masks in public
their power that makes you racist.
Yeah. For its Trump supporter been
raised then proud boys and anti-vaxxers to yeah, yeah.
So that's that's when you don't wear a mask, which is hilarious
because dude there's like like black dudes from Oakland at my
work that don't wear masks like it.
Yeah, exactly. Like yeah, people don't like
it's just a thing. Like it's not a fucking
identity. Like not a bad thing.
Is an identity man. Yes, there are protests like
that. It's like that black dude,
Hustler on the on that video earlier this year.
We've got a stack of cash and he's a from like New Orleans is
like fuck the virus. Don't give a fuck you know he's
just yeah that shit. It's like is he fucking maggot?
Yeah, exactly. So no I don't know.
Happens when we're on Twitter too much, you know, when we're
all like litter darn takes her online or and people who like
don't go outside, who haven't gone outside in six months or
like, this is what this means, it's like you exert even outside
to see it, so, you don't, No my eye, it's hilarious.
To me that this debate, it all it is and I said it last night.
All it is is you're just voting for what press conference you
want? That's all it is you're voting
for like, I that's great. How can I not pay attention to
politics? That's all it is.
The you're voting on it. Like so if I if Trump's in I
have to pay attention for politics because we can't have
this same thing if biting winds from the right.
They can't have that but if Trump wins they could kind of
just chill. You know I'm saying but if Ian
wins in the left can just chill the you know, the the Dems and
all that stuff. They can just chill like they
did during the Obama Administration.
Look at it through. Rose-colored glasses.
Cool. You know I mean that's all
you're doing like stop saying that this is impacting.
So many people's lives. When it's not, it's the added
exactly. We need to finish stand real
change. They do we need real shit.
Yeah, and it's this, is it. So what it is?
It's a huge excuse, not to do anything worrying about all this
shit, you know, kills me, man. Like it, fucking kills me.
I I don't know. What, do you, what else you got,
man? I do.
I'm like I that was all I had. I had no, no.
It's And I had to get these takes off, man.
No, I just think it's, it's old. It's all the same people.
It's all the same. Like, the first couple weeks of
the shit. I was like, okay.
We know where we stand. You know, are you like a white
supremacist or not? Are you this or that?
And now, it's just like a fucking now.
It's just like some large shit, you know?
It's just, yeah, it's a cult, dude.
I will say and I can't believe that the fucking the presidents
are talking about this shit that.
No, that's where Trump kills me. Do Trump kills me because he's
feeding into it, whether he's trying to do it directly, or if
he's doing to piss somebody off, I fucking hate it when he does
that. Stuff.
You know, like the other thing Biden was making golf jokes
about Trump all the time. Yeah, that's my new thing.
I hate the most. If you hate Trump, this much,
you should want him golfing 24/7.
Yeah, that he's not fucking up the country like you say, is
yeah, it is. Yeah, example, was having Steph
Curry over for basketball and they were just fucking drone
striking weddings while that. Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you
every time, the iPhone. Did ya ever that pictured?
I wish I still had that. Were you showing Michelle the
fucking? Yeah.
Picture of it.
And then it's like a radar fucking ruin this for me.
Hey. Check this out, dude.
Great. So yeah.
Like, like again, you know, I'm not black filled enough to vote
for Trump, shout-out crk, or Yeah, Fuckin crk.
But like, like, I'm not black cold enough to do that.
I'm not going to, but I can. I every single day, every single
time, I hear Joe, Biden talked. I understand why a political
people with their first dipping, their toe into the political
waters are like, no, I'm stuck guys way sicker, you know I mean
to like, try totally did I get it now?
I didn't in 2016 100%. Yeah, I got in.
Justine. I know you got your good bow,
your head with me on every I've oh, well, I would never, like,
I'll never vote for Trump. I would just burn out on the
green party. Like why the fuck not?
You know, like I yeah, see I still can't do that.
That's just a well green party. Was way cooler last.
Last four years to you than it is funny.
How I'm not? I'm not I'm just not going to
vote. Let's talk about that real fast
about the green flag. So what the fuck does that do?
Because like, I'm under stand what you're saying.
But like, you're still. Okay.
You're basically admitting the electoral process is bullshit.
Yeah. Right.
It's bullshit because it is participating in it and that's
like, but you're but you're participating it to let you
know, you hate it. It's like the guy wearing the
fucking mask Yang, like it's used to go to for governor like
I did to me like that was always what I didn't get and I fuck
with Ralph Nader. Tell ya like, like I love Ralph
Nader but the whole thing is like the what people say is we
got to get it to 5% quote unquote, so that they can be
read and so we can get out of the two-party duopoly system,
right? And what to say, I bet even if
that happened, they would know it's like anything, like now,
private, insurance companies, Giants, San Jose.
Giants were like, let's go play against fucking the Washington
Nationals. See if we beat them, you know
what I mean? Like, your single a team, dude,
like it's not gonna fucking happen and I don't doubt that
you're all passionate about what you do and I'm not again, it's
not very common. Quite.
So I'm not even the type of person to think that you even
swayed the election in 2016. I don't think you did.
I think they're I think that was still lack of accountability on
the Democratic party. I just don't get the whole the
system sucks, but I'm still gonna do this.
Ya know, like, I don't, I don't understand now.
That's a good point. Yeah, take, let me last last
night while I was younger last time and LMS and Bernie and it
just was the natural progression, you know?
I hear, you know, I vote. Yea, hand up, I vote for fucking
Hillary and I, yeah, I'm still shaking the bait off.
They ABI when I enter my. Yeah, they're like Hillary.
16-member. Well yeah, you different when I
die that I will be like the first question.
God asks you straight up? No, I know.
I know and the reason I say that is I will like I don't want that
to ever come back. You know like like I did like
I'm saying I didn't because I did and I fucked up but I fully
admit I was a fucking live until like two years ago like three
years ago honestly, right after the election.
I kind of started waking up but so like I will say that I'm not
2016. I'm just I'm on now now with all
this shit that's happened. How can you just be like, yeah,
the Process that completely fucked my candidate.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
One way or another however you slice it?
Yeah. Yeah.
So it's good point. Yeah, like I won't call anybody
for doing it. I just I don't get the, the
emotional boat. Do whatever the hell you want
you know right away. If somebody I saw people writing
in Bernie do that. Sure whatever.
Yeah so I like that. Yeah I know.
I know I ran it pretty hard. No I wasn't Heroes.
Yeah no I did though. I do feel bad about that but But
I was good. Yeah, sitting on this.
Well, yeah, I've been sitting on this and we need to get your
buddy on your body forces. Yeah, yeah.
I want to do anymore covid. So he's here, man.
Yeah, want to be sure unless the list of questions.
No, I'm just what I'm going to do is I'm going to like you, I
want you to get down to the science and I want me to be
like, whoa, okay, at my job. This happens.
Why is this necessary? Like I want to do that?
Totally, that's what I feel. Like, that's a good balance of
questions and then you can get into like the fucking
nitty-gritty because that's what you do.
But like, yeah. Like I don't want to say names
yet or anything cuz we don't know but the we should be having
a guest pretty soon. Maybe a couple last do.
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Yeah. Like I would never Skype.
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Like, light up your camera a little bit.
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don't like it leave a review. Anyways fuck it.
We got a we got 1 1 star on there, I seen it say it but I
think I think it was I think it was a maggot bro if I'm yeah
that can't go thread but I'm just saying but Yeah, I think
we'll be back next week and I'll hopefully hopefully we can get a
guess. I would try to do that.
So gasps. All right guys, cool.