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Got I just got back from the DMV real like I went the day after
the deadline bad boy alert. Yeah, well, it's funny because
dude, when I get in there, I, I was in and out in an hour.
I mean, I, I knew that I knew the good one to go to in the new
move. It's like, I mean, just go
during like a the middle of the week, middle of the week, like,
right, you know, a little bit after they open and it was fine.
I get in. This guy is screaming at the DMV
clerk, by the way, No, no black people working at the DMV.
Like that's all you hear about, right?
Is like, oh, you know, black woman at the DMV.
That's not a, that's not a Bay Area thing.
Yeah, that's, I think that's other.
Yeah, it was all Indian people. And and I was thinking in my
head, what if I went in there and I go, where's you know,
where's Chandra? Where is Chandra?
You took her job. You know what I mean?
Like, get it? What if you're like, racist?
And they're like, oh, he wants like, white people working.
Like no, I want black people. Working, we can get them on
board. Yeah, everyone's like, yeah,
everyone's like, took your job. No, I this is what the H1B
program has done. Yeah, but the, but no, the, it
was actually, everybody was actually really nice.
This guy was screaming at this woman, though, screaming at her
and. And she was like, Sir, after a
while, she's like, Sir, you got into an accident and signed up
for insurance two hours after the accident.
And I was like, and he was like, he was arguing like, you know,
those people like that, those like liars that can like, just
be like, that is not true. Like, like, you know, where you
like everything's in front of them, like Dmitry Karamazov,
like just everything is in there and they're just lying.
Like they're just like, well, I don't know what information you
got, but and like, what do you do in that case?
Because like my insurance is on an app, my State Farm, like what
it back in the day, yeah, I feel like you could have like maybe
gotten away with it or something like, and if if you did it like
an hour later or something and then filed a claim, but now you
got it. Like a lot of times you have it
like on the app or something like you're like, hold on, I
have insurance. Let me just create an account on
my insurance app real fast. Yeah, no, it's like it's on like
the blockchain now. It's like, oh, we saw you got
insurance. April 2nd, 12:52 PM.
And you also long Solana. Yeah, you.
You bought it like Sir, that is your yes Sir, that's your Robin
Hood account like aren't you like this could be yours if you
don't say anything this. Dude, fuck Robin Hood.
Dude, remember when they wouldn't let you sell your game,
your GameStop shares? When when people were like, all
right, I made a fuck ton of money.
Like I'm ready to sell. And they're like, no, you can't
for 24 hours. And then they just say it.
Was like another Gamergate. It was like, it was like a
Gamergate. It was you're in GameStop stock.
Also in in Yeah inspired many people screaming a certain word.
Much like Gamergate, yeah. Yeah, it's true.
No, it's all true. I I'm sure when you couldn't
sell that GameStop thing, somebody said it.
You know, like not not exactly. I mean, maybe only one person,
but someone did. Yeah, Yeah, it was it was.
Wow. We haven't done a a free peasant
feed solo episode now. They've been.
They've been Feenin. They've been.
Yeah, Well, that's the thing. I I've had people say that like
where they go. I mean, I really, really like
when you guys go solo. I'm like, well, there's a lot
of. Those we're just too busy.
We just had too much heat coming up.
Well, not even that you can go on the other.
That just means you're not on the other feed because you would
have heard us going solo. That's that's why I was just
like, guys, there's. Didn't take the opportunity to
for your 40% discount. Didn't.
Didn't leverage you hate to. You hate to I mean, I hate you
hate to be real. They're the person at the DMV
that got insurance an hour after colliding with someone and I'm
just going. Sorry, I like how our strategy
is just to talk shit about everyone that isn't subbed paid.
Yeah, that's. No, this is under like when I'm,
you know, very organized man, Of course that's a joke.
But I I like I look at, you know, myself.
I put when I'm the episode out there, I label them peasant feed
when they're going to be free. Oh yeah, this one.
I am looking at our subject matter and I'm like, this should
not be free. Yeah, whatever.
I don't care. No, no, no, You guys get a
taste. You guys get a taste?
I mean, man, I I went to I'm like, you guys know me.
I'm not like I'm not a hate guy. You know, I'm not like a I'm not
one of those and I don't think I.
Don't think. Unless it's Sabrina Carpenter,
Yeah. Exactly.
And then and I and also I don't think we, I don't think we are
in general, you know, but we clown and we horse and we, yeah,
we, we went to the Social Security office recently.
So you know, my my wife name change and everything you know,
and do all the paperwork. Holy shit, it is an insane
system in there, dude, It is. It's crazy.
I've never I don't think I've ever been in a Social Security
office and I don't know what like the what services they
offer. You know, I know why we were
there, but I don't know. And they had we'd, you know, our
wife's very, she is authentically very organized and
very. Thank God you know.
Same here. Same here.
Otherwise otherwise people would think I was a hoarder.
Like, people would just think I or like, I think I was like
losing my mind, but yeah. I'm actually anti hoarder in our
in our relationship but. That makes sense.
You're not you're not the most
sentimental person. No object wise.
My wife and I both very much are.
So we have storage units for dead relatives, like just just
of like things that we probably will never keep, but we just
have them. But yes, go on.
By the way, we're doing our Disney, our Harry Potter
universe, YouTube we're gonna sway face Yeah, selfie stick try
every butter beer flavor. We're doing that as a yeah,
we're gonna that'll be free but perfect.
But yeah, insane. Like, first of all, you schedule
an appointment for like, for like, you know, weeks in
advance. Yeah.
And we're, we're driving there and we're about to, we're about
to be like maybe 2 minutes late. And, you know, my wife is
freaking out about being like, like legit is like sad that
we're going to be late. I'm like, it doesn't matter.
And we get there and of course, and so I, I actually drop her
off right in front and then I park because it was just a crazy
parking lot. And I, and then I walk in and
there's like this, it's just like this weird little, it's not
like a, it's like a cop in front.
And then but there's no, you know, scanner or anything.
It's just an open room. And I walk past and the, the
woman cop was like, Sir, Sir, can I get?
And I'm like, oh, no, I'm with her.
I'm, I'm up there. And she's like, no, I just need
to ask you, do you have any guns, knives, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, no, she's like, OK, and then go ahead pack like
sardines. Like a ton of just like man,
it's crazy. Just like a ton of people that
are just skipping ahead in line regardless of the system.
And and this on the same day, by the way, we got in maybe like
within half a foot of crashing into very likely an immigrant
driver in front of us who just slammed over the middle of like
a 3540 byway slammed stern straight into a parking.
Lot now see I don't believe. That and then.
I don't that seen you're you're lying.
That couldn't have happened. Yeah, not as not as you
constructed that. No way.
Well, we were, we were kind of arguing.
We're not arguing, but we were like, we were like, was this an
insurance scam kind of thing or was this was this?
I was like, I don't think it was, I think.
No, because they don't have insurance.
No. And then, yeah.
That's why it's meant, yeah. It is crazy.
I mean, it's like if you're a normal person, because I don't
know what the Democrat immigration policy is.
It's all just like vibes based, you know, and and you know, I
can see, I can see why the more liberal type people are not down
with what Trump's doing. I can understand why they feel
that way. I don't necessarily agree fully
with that or, you know, with with them on that, but it's just
all these little things. I think when like I, yeah,
people understand, like, OK, you know, so guy, not me, although I
am a good driver, but a guy has been a perfect driver for like
20 years, has a 15 year old car and his insurance rates keep
doubling, right? That guy should be getting a
discount, but he's not. And it's just like, it's just
like little things like that where it's like.
I have a counterpoint to that. I have a counterpoint to that,
though. Have you ever thought about high
speed rail, my dude? Like just high speed rail, never
driving, no cars. Yeah.
It's like, well. You don't need a car.
Because you're even if they even if they.
OK, does that exist now? No, OK, fuck you.
You know, it's just kind of so I don't know, it's just
interesting. I think.
I think normal people just see there's like a certain like when
we were growing up and it was just Mexicans coming across to
like pick lettuce or whatever and they're.
Giant. I'm back.
Immigrants, yeah. And they're generally cool.
Like I honestly, and there was, there were people against it
back then, But and then now and then at a certain point, I'm
just, I'm just saying for the average normal person, at a
certain point, there is a point where people are like, man, I'm
paying like 400 bucks a month. I'm sure it's, you know, it's
just like, it's just something like that.
And. Then some guy who drove from
like, you know, the minor League Baseball stadium where they
destroy a car for charity and they're like, driving that car
around with like, obviously with just Amazon packages in the back
of it. And you're just like, yeah,
well, I don't want to be rude. You know, yeah.
And it's just, I don't know, it's just interesting.
It's I just think, I don't think they realize that like the vibes
isn't enough for every everyone at this point, you know, I
don't. Want them to ever realize it,
though, to be honest. And it's like, like, I, I'm, I
am. I just know that, like, people,
you know, whatever I'm not, everybody can say like, this
side's right, this side's wrong and stuff.
I know that one side, like has no plan of governing whatsoever
and will then usher in a a side of authoritarianism that is so
incoherent and so convoluted, so bureaucratic.
You know, all of. Yeah.
Brazil. Exactly.
Terry Gilliams. Brazil is exactly what you get
when that happens. And whether it's designed that
way or whether incompetence is shoehorned into these things,
like it's not really something I wish to win an argument over.
I just know that I'm like, you guys don't know, you guys don't
know what to do, but you know that there's like an etiquette
that you need to follow. Yeah, it's like to where even to
where even what I'm saying right now in the gentlest of tones
could be misconstrued as like, as bad.
And it's like, yo, that's how, that's how you get like a severe
backlash. You know, that's I'm just saying
it's just, so it's like just strictly speaking from your own
strategics point. That's what's scary about that.
Like, you know, the, the conservative side might be a
little bit more gruff and might be like, I don't care about it.
I literally don't care, you know, and that's, oh, but you
have to care and stuff. But the these guys will be like,
like you need to force your 4 year old to get a COVID shot.
But these people come to the border don't need it at all.
They're the only ones that don't need it.
And it's like there's no coherency.
But it's like a Starlings that I think I've made this exact
analogy for in the pod, but where they have like random
flight patterns where they all follow the same thing, but
there's no rule behind it. But they're all perfect lock
step. That's exactly what it's like
where you like you can, you can't predict where it's
heading, but you know everyone's going to be on the same page.
It's. Michael Crichton.
It's the swarm, dude. Yeah, it's the lebtards are the
swarm. It's it's fucking exactly what
it does. And after a while they start
looking like a human and you're like, wait, they're working.
But we got to win, you know, it's, it's very.
It's like AI. Yeah, No, it is.
It is. It's it's crazy.
Yeah. We got I'm, I'm dying to talk
about this Kanye. I'm finally, I finally want to
talk about it. Like I he, he's a guy that I've
always been. I never want to make it sound
like I hate the guy because I don't, but I've always, I don't
like like Andy Kaufman performance art, which I think
he's is what he's doing. Like the whole like postmodern,
like comedy thing that he does. I, I just, it's, I don't know if
it's comedy. I don't know if it is or that I
am sure there is some form of like a little bit of mental
stuff he's got going on, of course, But and then the Harley
Pasternak thing that Jeremy Lofredo talked about that one
time on here. Definitely, definitely in there.
But but you know, I, I think he's finally got my attention
and you know, he comes out with a song called HH, right?
You know, not Howard Hughes though, you know, you never
know. But it was a Hitler song and
it's everyone likes it. Like that's The funny thing
about it is everyone's like this is kind of tight, like, and
especially young Jewish kids, like somebody who made a funny
thing like the barstool fucking headquarters was probably
playing this like at like full length.
And it's like Portnoy and guys named Feidelberg that worked
there and Dan Katz and and people like that, like it's all
like Jewish dudes like, and it's like a total Jewish rap kid song
that like pisses their parents off, you know, and eventually.
They will become their parents. They eventually they will become
their parents. Dude, all these guys.
Lou Reed was tagging swastikas in his head.
Like it's, it's this, like he's Jewish.
You know, all, all of these people like it.
It is like the ultimate when you're doing performance art,
right? If you're like, I am going to be
like a, you know, taboo, avant-garde performer, that's
like that golden thing. It's like, how do I make Hitler
work? It's like the final, Yeah.
It's like the final boss of Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it's like any anything else.
It's like like will I get a Triple Crown in baseball?
How do I get an MVP award? Like it's, it's the thing you
look, you're like, if I can make Hitler, if I can make people
second guess on Hitler a little bit, we're going to get you
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episode. Like, you know, and that and
that's still how I view it. And a lot of people disagree
because Kanye's fandom is rabid and my genesis is very similar
to yours. I mean, I think it was you and
me like together, like sharing the CD, like the College dropout
going like, wow, you know, this is this, you know, end of like 5
last five minutes of Chappelle Show core music, like just
really good. It was at the time, you know,
conscious rap, but it was like really well done, like great
produced, great samples, all all just like wow, you know where he
lost me and it wasn't with anything he said wasn't anything
like that. But I just didn't like the
stadium maximalism sound where everything sounds like a 300
battle in the movie 300 is about to happen.
And then and then the auto 2. I I didn't I just don't care for
that sound in rap a lot of times.
And then you know, but then after a while and Jesus, I I
keep going back to it. People love it.
It's still not quite for me, although I love Lou Reed's to
bring him up again. His his review of it is really
good actually. And I but I, life of Pablo was
like the last one I really liked.
Wow. I was like this album is
awesome. Like it was because it was, it
was, it was both kind of minimalist, but also had the the
lyrics were like, whoa, this dude's saying some crazy shit
on. Breezy.
You know, it's very, Yeah, it's just very.
And it had. Pockets of catchiness like that
song with Post Malone on there, the fade away song.
Oh gosh, like that. That was a great album.
And then, you know the Jesus one what didn't work for me, he had
a song that I hated so much where it sounded like when you
leave your keys in the car and have the and you're about to
like lock them in there and it's like Ding, Ding, Ding like that.
That's like the the, the crux of the the of the beat.
I was like, I, I, I was like, this is too postmodern for me.
I don't like it. And then and then with this
stuff, I heard the Cousins song, which is OK.
I don't, I don't like it as much as a lot of people.
And I'm also not weirded out by it like a lot of people.
I just found it to be like, yeah, no shit.
Like, you know, And then and then this one HH, I'm like, I
think he might have dropped the atom bomb on rap.
Yeah. I think that's what he did.
Because right now if you are a person and you realize you're
like, this genre is cooked. And we've been talking about
that for a long time. It's been a kind of a theme of
this is that rap is cooked, like cooked, cooked, cooked.
And we were also playing with the idea of is rap like punk
rock, where it's like, was it ever meant to be this 100 year
span that that a lot of people thought it was.
Now this down the low end, the drums, those are all still very
prevalent. So it's not dying out, but
people might be scrapped, salvaging for parts and creating
new genres out of it, which is fine.
That's natural progression. But the bomb being dropped is
like, what if I just made a straight up Hitler rap song, you
know? And he might have other
motivations behind it. But now I know, like, if you're
Kendrick, whatever retort you have to, it's going to sound
lame, you know what I'm saying? Because you're going to like, I
was joking. He's going to make a Churchill
song or something. But like, he, he, he whatever he
does back is like not going to work.
You can't really fight back against it.
And I think he I'm just hoping this is like a true reset of, of
rap where it's like, OK, what's going on here?
And everybody's thrown off by it and everyone just realizes like,
huh, maybe Dochi isn't the best new artist.
Maybe, you know, maybe, maybe there are no good new artists.
Maybe she is the best. That's the sad part, you know,
and there, there's a lot of these that maybe people will
step back and look and go, wow, like people aren't getting
excited about rap anymore. Like they're not going to rap
shows in the way that they used to.
There's people that like when they do, they like die at the
Travis Scott show. It's like that the, the, the,
the extremity of all of it. Or like, you know, the level of
of of extreme that you go to just to have like a pop in ass
like lit rap show. I I hope that that's the case
for this. Yeah, I don't know.
I just listened to it once it it didn't, obviously there's.
Well, you loved no. Musical, yeah, but I was just
thinking of like the the who's chanting and who's in the back
in the background answers, you know, like where they are they
his homies or are they like assigned to the All right,
you're on the Kanye Heil. Probably paying way, just like
he probably paid so much over market value for people and it
was probably one of those things.
There's like a it's like a spread.
He has to pay the spread. I got to feel the Hitler spread.
To get the yeah answers exactly. No, you got to pay the Hitler
tax. Yeah, Yeah, it's a tariff.
Yeah, it's a tariff. Yeah, Like, and, and I could see
like, because I could see like, because all those people look
like they could have easily been in the Childish Gambino This is
America video like what, 7 years ago.
And you know, like that's your resume.
It's like I'm looking at your resume.
You were in a Gautier live interpretive dance performance.
You were in, you know, you were in Kendrick Lamar's swimming
pools video. You were in Childish Gambinos.
This is America. Wow.
And then and then I look and you were in Kanye's Heil Hitler
video. Yeah.
Interesting.
What? I will.
How we got there? What I will say about this and
I, I don't want to say anything. I don't want to make this an
episode where we rant about this issue, you know, but where with
the recent thing coming out about Harvard, where their whole
like we're listing all the examples of anti-Semitism that
we've experienced on campus, you know, and all this stuff.
And the top of the list was like my friends ghosted me after I
said I was pro Israel. Like that's their you know that
that's their thing. Like my friends won't text me
back because because I. Because they knew you weren't
going to pay that. You pay your part of the tab.
Yeah, yeah. And.
Quote Glen Rock. I had water.
I didn't have a cocktail. Yeah, the iPhone.
Calculator no, but I mean if that's like so it's funny that
like we're. The Venmo's you.
He Venmo's you 1812. Like, yeah, you're like, dude.
But the I'm just saying it's funny.
The same week that that happened, Kanye drops the Hitler
song. Like, that's funny.
That's just funny. Well, that's funny.
And there could, yeah, you could talk me into that.
This is not organic either because I will say Israel again,
not trying to make this in Israel up so that that just
becomes the whole episode and stuff.
I think we've made our stance pretty clear about that and
stuff. But I could see, but I'm not
this would be +8000 on the bet in betting market, but I but I'd
be sitting there with like $10 wondering.
Yeah, I'd be sitting there with $10.
Like why the hell not Where OK, you have October 7th, right?
You have a lot of things come out about October 7th that, you
know, whether you believe them or not, they're definitely out
there and not going away that maybe people start thinking
about differently, you know, and and you see, you know, it's it's
becoming an issue that yes, it is, you know, is pro Israel
still very popular, but it's not quite as popular as it used to
be just publicly and and again, not trying to make it about
that, but it's not as much. But if you were like trying to
false flag yourself, wouldn't you just go like, let's have a
guy come out there and make an on the no song?
Rabbi Walkie-talkie. Dude, Rabbi Walkie.
Like, yeah, release the song. Dude, what if that guy the Rabbi
walkie-talkie meme? I was thinking about what if
that was your defensive coordinator?
Yeah, or like the but like where he was like up in the booth and
he just was like a Hasidic Jewish guy or like Orthodox
Jewish guy. And he was like, no, I love
football, I'm just an Orthodox Jewish guy instead.
And he was, and everyone. Was like, let's go.
Ahead and then and then you lose your bet and you look up in the
where the coach is sitting, you're like, wait.
He's like, no, it's like, you know how they're like, all
right, He he was on the field for the first four weeks of the
season. He's going to be up in the booth
for the for these neck. We're just trying something
different. Yeah, instead of Tampa 2 safety,
it's Tampa. Like I said, and and if like
you're a linebacker and you don't agree with the holding
penalty and you look up and you're like, is that really a
coach? Yeah.
And then but like, I just, you know, whatever, I again, most of
the. Time Who is the greatest
footballer? Is it Julian Edelman?
That's the only one I know. There's probably some old school
guy like, you know, like from like the from like Chicago
Bears, like candy Kopacs era, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, there's probably. And there I think there's a,
there's a few others I got there's a few guys that are just
like, oh, you know, my mom's Jewish kind of thing like.
And so I'm sure they're I'm sure it's not nearly as but yeah, I
think it's Julianne man, off off the top of my head.
But yeah, the the but anyways, like I, I would be, I wouldn't
be surprised if like that was the case because we're like,
let's just let's get everyone's actually scared about anti.
Now again, it doesn't land. Everybody's like, this is kind
of tight. You know what I mean?
Like this one's kind of tight And like, you know, it's I don't
believe that people are truly being getting back into Hitler.
Like, like people are like this. There's always going to be a sub
sect of people that think that that's cool.
Those are genuinely not very fun social people to be around.
And you usually like most people don't actually like that person.
Now what I found funny was like, do do you think there's a
Eminem? Eminem's going like yeah, but I
still couldn't say that. Yeah, cuz one of the Eminem's
like I wrote that song like 8 times and I thought about it,
you know what I mean? And like Doctor Dre like you
know, he's enter like Em. I don't know bro.
Like I like look, we love you. Now Eminem's a huge Lib tard
now, so probably not. But back in like 1998, he
absolutely, you know, he might have even said the N word.
Yet on the legal pad. Yet on the legal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like James Ellroy.
Yeah, yeah. We also wrote the N word a lot
on legal pad, but yeah, he. So that was so that that part I
was thinking about was was interesting.
But I also started thinking of a story of a great story that
could happen perhaps cinematically, perhaps literary.
What if there was a guy named Kyle Hitler?
Kyle Hayler, All right. Normal guy 2006 famous stars and
straps hoodie gets into like making a sample based rap right
like he's a producer. He's a producer right.
So I so he graduates from high school.
He doesn't really know what he's going to do, but he meets like 2
hood rapper black dudes at like a liquor store that hears them
freestyle and he's like I got beats.
They they develop a friendship, they get a local following,
right. He's the he's the Purdue very
hustle and flow. He's the producer, kind of
skinny square white guy, but likes to smoke weed and stuff.
And then the two one black guy's like Pharaoh, you know,
pyramids, but also did time in jail.
And then the other guy's just like Hood.
You know what I'm saying? That's the that's the dynamic of
the rap group. But their producer, his name all
you know, because when you hang out with like hood dudes, they
don't like need you to say your government name to them.
In fact, that's like a lot of times that's not good if you do
like, but you just be like, Hey, my name's Kyle.
So it's never come out that that's his name, right?
It's never come out that that's his name.
He's in a different community now.
He's made fun of it a lot in school.
People get pissed about him, but he's, he's turning over a new
leaf, hanging out with these guys and the, the guy, the, they
just call him Kyle. And they, they might call him
Kyle beats after a while because they're like, hey, he makes
beats and then he's just like, oh, our producer Kyle beats.
So they're starting to get a, you know, on a tour, right?
They they finally get on a tour, you know, like a underground rap
tour or something, and they're driving right?
And they have to rent a car. So obviously Kyle's the only one
that can rent the car. And he says yeah, this is the
way the script works. Sorry but and.
Because he's over 25. Because he's over 20.
Five. These guys are young.
Yeah. They're a horse.
That's why get your guys stop. But the, the so they're driving,
right? And like, or they get that they
sign like Enterprise or whatever.
And he signs, he fills out everything, make sure nobody's
like looking over his shoulder and he like writes his name.
All of a sudden they're get, they're about to get the keys
and they go Mr. Hitler and and then the black guys look at him
like what? You know, like, what the hell?
And he's just like, you know, walks over and makes, you know,
silence for a while in the car. They're driving, they go, what's
your last name, man? And he's like, it's Hitler.
He's like, it's Hitler fine. And they're like, what the fuck,
bro? That's great.
And then finally they just go based.
And then and then they're, you know, they're driving, they're
driving and stuff and, and, and after a while it it gets out,
but they don't want it to get out to the rap group because
they're just like, dude, we just got this tour with Dilated.
People. Yeah, yeah.
And plant. Planet Asia.
You know, like we're going to take over the the underground
rap tour. We are third billing on a rap
show drive, paying for all of our expenses.
We've made it. And so they don't want to get
out. Naturally, it does get out.
Social media, as they start getting bigger, being at Rock
the Bells and all these things, social media gets out that
they're like, they have a producer named Kyle Hitler and
they're like, and and then it gets all about the CNN shows up
at the parents house. The parents are just too many
people like, well, I'm Tom Hitler and that's my wife Mary
Hitler. I don't know what to tell you
guys. Kyle's a sweet boy.
He's working his tail off. And I think I wish you guys
would keep it to yourself. So, you know, he keeps getting
bigger and bigger and bigger. Like these guys, these guys are
they they become like, you know, alchemist.
He becomes like an alchemist level producer.
The rappers become huge and they're doing their own thing.
And finally, you know, at the end, you know, cancel culture
doesn't win. Kyle Hitler wins because he's
like, look, it's just a fucking name.
All right? So then he's sitting and having
dinner in like a beautiful house that he's bought for his
parents. You know, they're, they're all
wearing nice stuff and they're just like, Kyle, we just, we
love this. And he's like, he's like, yeah,
Mom. He's like, why?
Why didn't you like, you know, get our last name changed at
some point? You know, it feels like you
could have gone with like, you know, Ritter or something and
and then they'll just go, well, you are related to Hitler.
They're like that's, that's your father's grandfather.
And. He's like what he's like, Oh
yeah, no, for sure. Like, and we, like, we fuck with
it heavy. Yeah.
And they're like, what? Like, yeah.
You know that room we said you weren't allowed to go into when
you were a kid because the foundation was fucked up?
That's full of memorabilia? Yeah.
And that makes yeah, melting in
front of them. It'd be a sick fucking story.
Yeah, Hitler's great, great nephew.
There's a hip hop producer and then they.
Kick him out of the rap group. The black guy's like, that's
fine. Yeah, no.
And the yeah. And the, well, the my dad, he
he, he told me when I was younger, he's like, yeah, if you
they used to change, they would change your name.
A lot of people change their, it used to be a common last name
and people would change their name to Hiller.
HILLER for sure. So if you meet a Hitler, there's
a good chance they were a Hitler, or maybe a reasonable
chance they were a Hitler. So.
If you're at, you get, you work at a school or something and
it's like a wink, wink thing. And they're like Tom Hiller and
then here. And then the teacher just winks
at you. So let's talk after class, dude.
Yeah. Talk about some things, yeah.
Yeah, let's talk after. Yeah, do.
You have your ancestry kit at all.
I just want to I just want to see something.
Yeah, we got AQ tip swab. No, I'm not mad.
I am not mad. No, this is you are not in
trouble. Yeah, it's crazy, though.
Yeah. Anyways, that's I don't you
know, that's I I I think this is becoming like this thing where,
you know, that was a it's a it's not going to become this like
huge song. It is weird that it's going to
be a song that succeeds on Twitter too.
It's not on streaming, obviously not on not on Spotify, not on
Apple. And it's going to like blow up
on Twitter like, so that's going to be interesting to see a song
that just becomes a Twitter song is this is this thing.
So yeah. And it'll be it'll be
interesting again. I'm it's still like Kanye's
never been like, like other than when he first came out, the
first couple albums, I didn't even really like Graduation that
much. Like when they when with the
when everyone was wearing the shutter glasses with the
shutters on them. Remember.
Yeah, like that that I was never into that.
Like it was OK and people love that.
I love like the song Barry Bonds.
Like that was cool. I like pockets of all of it. 8 O
eights is fine. I thought it was people hated it
when it came out and I actually thought it was decent.
But then at now, then it had this resurgence that everybody
thinks because it basically that along with T pain, essentially
creating everything you hear now, whether for good or for
bad. But yeah, it was interesting
because I've, I people must not know that like referencing
Hitler was a is pretty prevalent in rap, like a lot, and not in a
bad way either. Like, like they're not like
saying like, and I don't like Hitler.
They're not really saying that in rap songs a lot of times.
Yeah, and the more hood, the more hood rap you are, the less
like woke you are in every facet, you know.
And it's. Yeah, and I also don't think you
really like I I just think they're like, I think there's
just an element where they're like, no, I'm not like saying I
like them, but like, I'm trying to scare you in the song.
Yeah, I'm trying to sound tough. They're, well, also like black
dudes, like anyone who made some crazy shit happen in the world
too you. Know, like that is a great yeah,
they respect the hospital a lot of yeah, they're like, you know,
like, look, that's a big reason. Like with Trump, dude, they're
like, yeah, he's a, he's a boss dude.
You know, they're kind of that's like why they like, you know,
all the Eagles guys taking pictures with like the selfies
with the assassination picture in the White House and they're
like, fuck yeah, dude. Like, yeah, they were the one
guy that was like Ivanka Trump. That's a yeah, he's.
Like live tweeting it. Bad bitch dude I guess.
Ivanka Trump shit sometimes like every, every 4th picture I'll be
like, holy shit, yeah, she's fine.
And then the rest I'm like, eh, he's all right, you know?
But it's like. Those, you know, you know,
couple which she reminds me of. Yeah.
And it's kind of this is where I say yes more than no.
My 7th grade teacher, Do you remember?
I don't know the. Tall, the tall blonde one, that
was. 7th or 8th? 8th for for me it was eighth.
Maybe might have. Been well, I think it was 7th
and I think I had 7th and. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. 8th grade, yeah. 8th grade, you know, that's I just,
you get a little of that so. Even my mom, dude, my mom we did
parent teacher. Dude she was whale tailing in at
school it. Was it was crazy.
Yeah, my, my, my mom. I remember we did parent teacher
conference and like as we're leaving, you know, you, that's
the thing you did back then, I guess.
And yeah, as we were leaving to get like get in the car after
the thing. She's like, she is so beautiful.
Yeah, and she's like, clearly and she's teaching the most,
like fapping age of all time, dude.
Like she's like, I'm going to teach 14 year old boys.
Yeah, yeah. Like not yeah, it's hilarious.
Yeah. Like 'cause it's just, it's like
she, she was specialized and I and like all my teachers in
middle school, like the main ones where you had like, what
was it, language arts and, and like social studies with where
you'd have like combined, you'd have like the, the like the big
combined block class. Like they were all like 20
something like hot chicks too. Yeah.
Like remember the hippie 1 I had and everything.
It was just like. And the ex, then the ex
cheerleader one. Remember that one?
I was like. What?
What are they doing? Who she she legit like loves the
attention. I think that one in particular
was like, look. At what happens now, look at
what happens now every once a week.
It's like once a week, it's like, and, and what's weird to
me is like from the teacher's perspective, it's like, bro,
like half these dudes haven't discovered deodorant yet.
Like you're at a weird age when you don't know that you like
smell yet. And everybody who's been like,
like, because I've been like a camp counselor and like when you
work with like the teenagers, you're like, God damn, you
motherfucker stink. Like like like dude, like
sometimes I'll be saying that I'm like, bro, you got to like,
I'm like, hey, bro, like put some fucking deodorant on bro or
something like like this. You don't, you're not a kid
anymore. Like at least in that sense,
like you're like, you fucking stink.
So I'm like that. It's wild from their from their
angle, it's wild, you know what I mean?
Like from the guy, you know, from the guy's angle, it's like,
it's one of those things where like if you got called up to the
big leagues, you probably would freeze up and it would be weird.
But like that you're waiting for your call up every time.
But it's but you know, you'd be like, that was like, I wasn't
ready for shit like that. You know what I mean?
Like that was I shouldn't have done that.
Like, but you know, it's just it's it's odd when that happens.
I just remember, I just remember like whenever I see Ivanka
Trump, I'm like, that's like literally the teachers I had in
like 7th and 8th grade during your most like, yeah, insane.
Like little like young young boy becoming a man situation process
ever. Like it's like, why did they do
that? Like and then elementary school,
my teachers were 107. They were just like, they were
just mummified and they were just standing in class mummified
with like pins all over their little vest.
Yeah, liver spots and shit. Liver spots and then, but they
probably were like 60. They looked 100 because that was
back when before old women cared about looking young.
Yeah, they, they, they would just, they would just go high
and tight, like almost zoomer perm in a way, but like white.
And then they would just have like dangly glasses, glasses
with dangly stuff on them. And then like a shirt with like
weird smiling crabs on it. And then like, and then a vest.
That was what that would match whatever season it was.
Yeah, big vest game. And then and then they're like
actually MILF porn all middle school is what you get.
Yeah, I know it's. It's weird.
It's, it's insane. I, I don't understand it.
I, I, I never even thought about it at the time really.
I mean, obviously you think more about the other, the actual
what's in front of you at the time.
But now I was thinking, I'm like, I was crazy.
And then in high school, I went back to old people.
Yeah, it did. It was odd it.
Was very odd. Yeah, yeah, Glory days, guys,
Weird times. But yeah, there's some other
stuff we got to talk about today.
Clinical trials. Clinical trials as we might have
them. Yeah, for the vaccine, for the
placebo trials, Yeah, placebo. Yeah, that's kind of a hard
change up. That's not my best transition,
which is anyways, all my teachers were hot anyways.
Vaccines. Well, I did.
I did have one more rap take. I was telling you earlier where,
and it's nothing new, but I just, I just, it's so funny to
me how like the aristocratic, you know, kind of cultured white
liberal elite, yeah, long rap at the absolute top.
Like, they're literally, they like kind of when we were kind
of like, it's getting gay again, you know, after like 90s and
2000, you know, I was just like Brady.
Bitcoin the Brady Bitcoin Yeah A. 100% yeah.
And it's like, you know, where they're giving Kendrick
pollitzers and shit and all this stuff.
And the, the, the fake ass snapshot of him.
And it's not fake. I just, it's like orchestrated
snapshot, like candid snapshot of him at UCLA psychology class,
like studying really hard. Oh my God.
Yeah, that's what you need. Psychology.
Yeah, it's like. UCLA.
Yeah, exactly. He doesn't call Drake gay once.
I know Diddy, I don't know. Maybe he did, but it didn't
land. I'm like, you just get all you
have to do is call him gay. Dude, like it's not that hard
and it's just so it's just, I don't know, it's funny because
they and like Anthony Fantano like having to pretend that the
Lil Yachty album is like some cultural touchstone or
something, you know, like I'm not even hating, you know, it's
like he's fine, but it's like. This song, Sour Skittles on her
pussy. It's like the every fucking song
ever. I it's better than the new
bursum. I mean, it's better, I just have
to tell you. Yeah.
And it's just, it's just funny to me.
And it's it's again, it's they missed all of 2006 high fee like
the real retarded shit that was actually.
Tight they didn't they weren't they weren't in the streets,
they weren't shooting in the gym with us and it's like I'm I'm
past even that underground stuff that I was kind of poking fun at
like planet Asia dilated people's like it's tough for me
to listen to it now like it doesn't.
That's the stuff that I thought I'd listen to forever and then
like the Lil Wayne like shit that was happening.
That stuff sounds better to me now than like the underground
stuff does. I think that was you just get in
that like it's about in the time I would have thought Camus was
good. You know, it was when I like
underground rap and stuff and you just, you just think you're
all, it's just, it's kind of midwick.
I'll just say it, like it just, it just is.
And then you know what? But I, you're right.
Like it's like all these people, you know?
And then like they, they, they like these random SoundCloud
rappers where they're like, I killed my cousin yesterday and
here's here's his address and the knife is still there.
You know, like I, I fucking hate that stuff too.
I hate that stuff a lot because I'm like, you know, the biggest
revelation, people love to talk. And I want to do an episode on
this guy because I don't think he gets covered, honestly.
Not at least in our, you know, amongst our, you know, community
and stuff is Tupac where people go, you know, Tupac like, wasn't
really a thug. He was like, you know, he was an
actor. And I'm like, I know he was a
really good actor. Like, he was really good at it.
Ozzy Osbourne. Ozzy Osbourne doesn't ride on a
horse, decapitating. People and also I got news for
you on a lot of the other rappers too.
It wasn't just him. It wasn't just him.
It's like. And that, and that's what like
honestly, I didn't, I the Diddy thing is kind of a flop.
Like it never really took off. Like people thought it was going
to be like the whole Diddy gate thing.
Like it just feels kind of like dumb to be honest.
And I remember, I remember wanting to get into it and I was
like, no, there's just not that much that's that funny about
this. And then but but you know,
you're that's I don't even know. I can't even remember what I was
going to say there. But yeah, it's just there's
there's not this, there's just not this like kind of excitement
about it anymore. It's like there's there it
became globalized. We talked about the lack of like
territorial rap, you know what I'm saying?
Like, like the lack of like, wow, look at what Atlanta's
doing now. Yeah.
And look at what, you know, Houston's doing now.
Now, granted, there is some like Texas, I said that Mexican do
with the cowboy hat that Kelby always posts.
That guy's pretty cool. But, you know, like that, that's
fun. That looks like that is
supremely like Southwest or Gulf music.
You know, that is exactly like that whole span.
That's exact. I could see that.
That sounds really cool. LA rap is just like.
Like guys wearing like Nike Roche's and like weird dangly
earrings and they're just like, I can't, you know, I put agave
syrup on my pancakes like it's over Flying Lotus beat and
you're like, oh great, this is fucking fantastic.
Like we're still doing Adult Swim rap in Lai thought that was
supposed to last for like 2 years and and that that stuff
happens. People aren't like, you know,
and it's weird because like, it's not like the crime stats
went down, you know what I mean? It's not like, it's not like the
like we're just like, wow, yeah, we just kind of got rid of a lot
of the crime. You're like, no, there's like
little people that will slice your fucking throat open on the
streets and stuff. And it's like none of this
reflects that though. Yeah, 'cause it's not as, it's
not as like glamorized. Now it's all out in the open and
it's not now you can't, it's not like a mystique of like, damn,
what are these, these places I'd never go in the Bay Area or LA.
Like, what are those guys up to now?
It's just like like the Walmart greeter gets, you know, punched
in the face by like a like a, I don't know, like a Down syndrome
kid or something, you know, or some like, and playing not even
like a race thing, just like completely.
Yeah, like and. Playing over the loudspeaker
while the while the Walmart guys grasping at the at the blood on
the floor while he's trying to like get attention and help
while everyone's filming him would be the new Dochi song
sampling somebody I used to know that was that was.
Playing over there, dude. And that's the thing, that's the
sampling has just gotten so lazy.
It's the worst. So lazy.
I actually I actually think they should be authoritarian like
anti sampling laws now. Like I actually, I actually take
the side of record executives and people who own the masters
of these songs, not because you shouldn't be allowed to sample
music, but because what you've done with it, you need to you
need to be oppressed a little bit more.
Yeah, and it's just not you have to make it better.
It's like, it's kind of like Abdul Carter trying to wear, you
know, like Lawrence Taylor's not.
Yeah, it's just like it's like bro, like you like until I can
see it, you know, like I'm I'm not gonna allow that to happen.
You know, it's just yeah. And that's so they so many of
the hits are just so because it's TikTok, it's everything's
made for like a 10 second TikTok loop now.
And they just have this weird, you know, Sam, it used to.
And there there was always a range of sample.
Even in the 90s, there was there were good and bad.
Samples, yeah, sure. Yeah.
Yeah, and there were like, man, he did not flip that.
He just like, you know? I mean, I I mean the biggest
offender and people, it's like an institutional song, but like
juicy, you know what I mean? Like that's not a good flip of a
sample. Now it's it's already like kind
of rap as it is like the the beat itself is kind of rap.
So it's bad, but there was at least an element of.
Well, and he he stole that from Pete Rock, who did flip it hard.
That's the. Yeah, that was the yeah, but
that's not a hit. That wouldn't have been a hit.
It's like I I will say that's my thing.
I do love the Pete Rock juicy thing.
It's not a hit though, Like they they, they like So what you're I
get like what they did with all of that is like, that's a sick
ass beat. Like that's you played it
freestyles like rap shows and stuff.
Like that's really good, but we're trying to make a hit
record. It's Diddy guys.
Diddy's got some stuff he's got to pay for, you know, like we
got to we got to pay some bills. And but yeah, I agree with 100%
with what you're you're saying. But like, at least with that
juicy beat, the the actual hit record, you know, album cut 1 is
that you you can at least you know, because Biggie had that
like freestyle thing where New York where it was just like
finding and tume juicy fruit and like looping it, like the DJ
looping it so he could freestyle.
It feels, it feels like kind of down home like that, especially
because of the subject matter in the song.
So, but nowadays it'll be like somebody sampling like Chaka
Khan, I know you, I love you or whatever.
And it'll just like it'll just be that and it'll be like 2 sing
songy people that like are kind of rapping, but not really.
And you're just like, this is just this sounds like karaoke.
It sounds like bad karaoke. Yeah, exactly.
Very good karaoke. Yeah, and it's about.
Squirting. Yeah.
Yeah, you're just like, great. I love a New Girl song about
squirting. Yeah, that's the thing why I'm
looking for the cool girl artist that has raw samples that don't
say, not talk about squirting ever.
Well, they should let guys talk about.
They should let more guys write their lyrics.
Yeah, like Ghost, right? Yeah.
I mean, which is already what guys?
Do for Lil' Kim, Lil' Kim is like clearly it's biggie.
When you listen, you're just like, that's clearly Biggie or
Jay-Z, like one of the two, but like Jay-Z is biggie also.
So it's the same, you know, same rhyme style and you're just
like, I'm like starting to think like these girls actually do
write their songs now and it's like, this is bad.
Yeah, you know, it's like, that's the thing.
It's like it's the whole Jack thing like that with vanity and
stuff like that. It's like it was so fake that
it's actually wow, this actually works.
You know, it's like, so just like this girl's up there and
she's just a play thing for this guy.
And that's everyone's relationship with it is a very
eroticized, like sexual relationship with it and stuff.
And now it's just a woman. This is the sort of 1 where
she's like sponsored about squirting and it's like wow, now
she's got a new Heinz. It's commercial that my
grandparents don't know the joke in the commercial.
They're like, what is the joke? But she's talking about
squirting Heinz mustard on a hot dog and then wet ass pussy
instrumentals playing in the background.
It's like wow, great, love this and it's Will Arnett going are
you squirting too much lately? You squirting the Heinz mustard?
Half $1,000,000 What do you do? Check.
I I get sexual with Reese's cups, Yeah, that's his voice
over career is going so crazy. I know right now it's all that's
all he needs to do for the rest of his life is just crazy.
It's like a I'm horny. Here's a Reese's.
Yeah. It's like always just words or
something. Yeah.
Will and Megan the Stallion Yeah, collab.
I call my wife peanut butter and I'm chocolate.
We fuck all the time. Not Amy Poehler, a New Girl.
Yeah. Amy Poehler is not as neither of
the components yeah, she takes 30,000 for me a month and that's
why all I can eat is Reese's. It's.
In 30. 1000 that's crazy. Yeah, Tom, I looked up Tom Cru
because do you remember like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes how they
had they had that girl that but they gave her like a Asian name,
but she's not Asian. Her name was like Suri or
something. It was like, it was like, it was
like something weird, something science, Scientologist last
name. So yeah, it was like SRUI.
But she was just like, so like my wife like googled her and was
just like, oh, you know, she's like growing up now or whatever
looks just like Katie Holmes and stuff.
But I was looking up. I was like, what does what does
Tom owe? And like, you know, child
support? What it like because he turned
18, he's probably just like fucking finally, and because
dude, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was 33 KA month,
which is obviously crazy, but like like it's I've seen I Nas
was like 100 yeah, Nas. Yeah, for some reason, Nas was
not like black moms get. The craziest?
Like I have a feeling there's. More like receipts.
I have a feeling there's more incriminating receipts.
Yeah. Well, because, yeah, I mean, I,
I said. This one just think about it
like 30 that's 300K that's like for 10 years 3 mil that's like
nothing off Tom Cruise. He makes that up on off like he
sweats that interest off on his. On his like what did I go to?
What did I go to Nobu last night or?
Yeah, yeah. He's making that.
That's like a, that's like a margin that's like a, that's
like a margin of error on his like investment account right
there. That's it.
Yeah, the Nas one was nuts. Yeah, the Nas one was 51 O1 per
month, dude, 51,000 a month. And and that was took police the
milk, the milkshake lady. And, and dude, it's so funny
because her YouTube thing now she's like a homesteader
YouTube, like kind of like Erykah Badu, like I got a farm
with, Well, yeah, duh. Like of course you have a sick
ass farm with alpacas and like you make all your own milk
there. And she's just like, it just
feels so good to relax. And Nas is like you, fucking
like he's watching this right now and growing it.
Like bitch, I will kill all your livestock, right?
Do you have to pay? Do you have to pay taxes on if
you're Kelis, do you have to pay taxes on that?
Probably not. I'm wondering like I'm always
I'm just obsessed with what you do and don't have to pay taxes
on these days. Again, not related to any, you
know, issues or anything on the. So I'm guessing that state of
New York that they were doing do you?
Because they, they, they double, they tax you on every
transaction anyway, you know, and it's just.
Yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to see.
No, you do not have to pay taxes on child support payments either
as the recipient or the payer or the payer.
Yeah, but oh, by the way, Nas, you actually owe the IRS 10,000
now before paying. Yeah.
That'd be that's like, that'd be like that's like a, that's like
a mass shooter event right there.
Need to get that tax. Well, that's what I mean.
Like I, I'm not, I'm pro animal, but like I will say if she woke
up and her livestock was all dead, like I'm not saying I'd be
for it. I'm not saying I'd be for it.
But like you would like be like I've paid you $1,000,000 at.
This point probably. I like for this and like I don't
you know, again does he get to see the kid?
I have no idea. I I would hope he gets to see
the kid. It's like you.
Surely it's the fucking, you know, biggest ticket in showbiz
right now. If it costs 51,000, you still
can't see your kid. You know, like it's it's crazy.
But yeah, I was, I was thinking, by the way, Tom Cruise, I, I did
an episode, I don't think it's out yet on this podcast called
The Occult Rejects. We're talking about Scientology
a lot. So it's fresh in my mind.
They were connecting Scientology and Mormonism in a way that I
think is fascinating. And I'd like to get them on here
to talk about that because it's actually pretty sick.
And they were fun. They were cool Bros.
But the Tom Cruise, John Travolta has been a lifer in
Scientology. It's crazy.
He converted them like 74, which is nuts.
Dude. That's like Elrond still
kicking. He was like alive.
He like knew him and stuff. And Tom Cruise got into it in 86
and, and but it was because of his wife, which I think is beta.
That's crazy. You should never listen to your
wife about, like, a new religion ever.
Like, like you should just start like the ninja blender when they
start talking in their religion. You're just like what?
Yeah. And then he terrorized his all
his subsequent wives to convert to Scientology.
So he like it infected it spread like a virus.
He didn't want to see Suri anymore because she wasn't
Scientologist. He's like, he's like you got
some work to do. You're not.
You're literally an OT three at this point.
At the highest I'm OT 8. I can't be seen with.
You seorg? Yeah.
Yeah, it was. I think it's OT 8 and Travolta
got a special title from L Ron Hubbard called like crack.
It was almost like the Kraken. It sounds like the Kraken or
whatever and he was like they're both.
So Travolta and Cruz are both OT level eights, I think, which I
don't know what that means. I think the Feeton's at this
point, Phaeton's, whatever it's called.
But but then then Travolta got that extra thing that Tom Cruise
never could get. So like they had beef I guess.
Yeah, I mean, I would I would convert to Scientology if they
let me fly planes. Well, you've.
Already you've already. You've already put your feelers
out there by talking about the taxes already, they guess.
Yeah, I know how they could get you.
Yeah, just. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Just like, hey, you don't have
to pay taxes anymore. I mean, yeah.
You can just treat the treat the sweat lodge like a fucking
darkness retreat. Exactly.
You're just like, oh. I actually, I'm smarter than you
now. Actually, joke's on you.
You didn't torture me at all. I'm Aaron Rodgers.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like I actually. Go play quarterback now.
I actually had. Amazing realizations during that
period. So thank you.
Yeah. Anyways, we're supposed to talk
about clinical trials. Yes, clinical trials.
So what it, I don't know the exact language of it, but it was
Jay Bhattacharya came in there and did a couple nice things
right off the bat, right? Is that, I mean, is that what
happened? Yeah, he's cool.
I think he's very. He's very.
You just listen to 10 seconds of that dude's.
Voice I like I get, and this is probably kind of kind of racist,
but like I get him confused with Vinay.
Vinay Prasad, who I'm not a big fan of.
Yeah, bhattacharyya is cool as fuck.
Yeah, he's not. He's a different.
He's different. He's different than Vinay
Prasad, I think. Yeah, what's crazy, I was on
Twitter today and there's like this fake Vinay Prasad account
and I but I it looks legit and it had hell of followers.
So I was like, is this? And but the account was trashing
RFK for his latest surgeon general appointment, which and I
was like, damn, is is Vivek getting knee deep?
And I was like damn is this? But it wasn't him but.
You said you said Vivek too, by the way, which is kind of funny.
Is that what is it, Vivek? Vinay, I think it's Vinay
Prasad. Oh, oh, I thought, I thought you
meant Vivek. No, no, because there's two guys
that are like Indian Dr. Guys about COVID and I I to be
honest, I felt yeah. Vinay Prasad.
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of him. No, you CSF bro, I'll never fuck
you. You're CSF dude, I'll never fuck
with you. That anyone from that
organization. Well, Jay Bachary is Stanford,
and I typically don't really like Stanford that much so.
Yeah, but it's like if you're Stanford has that like 2% based
population, then they prove themselves.
They're like Scott Atlas, Jade Bhattacharya, where they're
like, this shit's gay. And they like said it right,
wasn't I? Had it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then although.
He's kind of, he's kind of, Yeah.
He's not exactly. He's just a pussy.
Yeah. He spoke out like during a very
critical time, so I'll always give him credit for that.
Yeah. Like, like, so like you.
He said it when like truly you could not say.
He's just like, I'm not, I'm not.
I don't hold everyone to some crazy standard like some people
do. But like he yeah, in pre COVID
in 2018, he called Moderna A Ponzi scheme.
He's like this shit is not. And then he recommended their
vaccine in 2021 and it's like, what the fuck are you doing bro?
Like what are you like? He's gonna have to Ponzi scheme
and I got in on it. Yeah, Yeah, you guys should get
it. Yeah, no, but Vinay Prasad,
yeah, he has that his man, his early because he podcasted his
early takes are rough dude. And he and and also he's like a
ivermectin hater to the extreme which I'm like.
It's always a hang up with some of those guys.
Like bro, like you're hating the aspirin.
Like what the fuck? Like what?
You're hating like a harmless drug.
Like fuck off, dude. Like it's yeah, yeah.
Anyway. So yeah, for sure.
He's not very peaty. He's not very peaty if he hates
aspirin, not that much. Yeah, but but yeah, yeah, Jay's
cool. Yeah.
But the clinical trials where, yeah, the like you sent me the
sweaty button meme where it's like, we've always had clinical,
we've always had placebo code controlled clinical trials or
it's unethical to do it. And the unethical thing is such
bullshit because they they do this sleight of hand where
they're like, kids will die if we don't give them vaccines,
which isn't true. But that's truly what they
believe. That's their that's truly it's.
Foundational in their beliefs. That's truly they, they're
thinking polio and smallpox and shit, but they're like,
therefore we need to give boys the Gardasil vaccine so they
don't get cervical cancer or it's unethical not to give it
to. And it's like, no, you don't get
to, you don't get to claim. And also, boys can have a
cervix. You fucking Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. It's all connect.
Maybe that's what started it, dude.
Maybe Gardasil? Maybe Gardasil is like, what if
boys had pussies? Yeah.
They're like, they're like, they're all like twiddling.
They're all, like, twiddling their thumbs in the Gardasil
meeting. They're like, guys, the
messaging is not getting across all right, dude.
What if all trans is just to save Gardasil face?
They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like in
the back of the book. Like this guy's like, OK, guys
like don't hate, but I just noticed like nobody's saying
anything right now, but this isn't the back of my notebook.
But like, what if boys had pussies?
And they're like, what? It's like 1998 or something.
I don't know. And they're like, what?
And then, and then, and then he's like, but girls have Dicks
too. Like, so we'll do both.
Like they can get prostate cancer or some shit.
Like we'll do some shit like that too.
And then and then and they're like, oh, OK.
He's like, it's like. Where he leaves the notebook and
they're like, there's gold in here dude.
They're like, thank you, Kyle. Yeah.
And he's like, yes, I'm Kyle H Kyle Hiller.
That's my name. Yeah, I'm, I'm not even like
like that would be something pharma would do, like boosting
the trans thing just to save face on like a like a.
Yeah. You know, you ever go, you ever
go to that one neighborhood in LA where they all hang out?
Yeah. Like, what if that was the
world? You know, like what if we all
just did that? And it's like we there's we are
all these other products that we could get in on too, to like,
you know, give you hormones and things like.
But what if to get the boys to take the vaccine, They're like,
but what if one day you have a pussy?
Think about that. Yeah.
What if your pussy is we stump town you.
Yeah. Grind that bad boy up.
Pulled pork. You know what I'm saying?
Yank right back up in there and everyone's like guys and guys.
One guy's vomiting in the trash can, but he's like thumbs up.
He's like thumbs up. No, that'll work, you guys.
Stock price soars the next day. Like, like, like like in
America, world police vomiting in the corner.
There's like projectile all over the place.
Also what's what's up with Texas because is Texas fake based?
I have to ask because it's. Well, California.
California's touched that place up a little bit.
But even I don't know because I like and I don't know, I it's
probably sicker than where we both live.
But I'm saying they they push the Gardasil hard for.
Pharmaceutically, I don't think they're very.
Big. And they're very, Yeah.
And it's also very like the property.
Bush, you got Bush, you got Bush administration family there.
But you know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of big money
flowing in and out of there. I could I want to.
Hear from our Texas, our Texas Canada and you know, like what
they think on that issue because I hear something like, yeah,
you, you're paying, you're paying like New York ass
property taxes in Texas, which seems off brand.
That's weird for Texas. Yeah, that's how they make their
money. It's property taxes in Texas.
Which is they got way too many guns to be doing shit like that,
Yeah. I mean, it's yeah, yeah, begs
the question. Yeah, I don't.
All of a sudden, a guy shows up in a gun.
Pay your property tax partner. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's why
this is what this is what puts schools up in our neighborhood.
Yeah. So yeah, I can see that.
But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe.
And I, like I said, I don't know if it's always been this way,
but like, you know, I'm going to be making my move to Nevada at
some point. Like Nevada's already been
touched up by California all day.
Now a lot of times it's where a lot of like the lifted truck
people move who are like sick of California, but you still got a
little bit of that California dog in you.
So like, it does still bleed over.
Now, granted, like the stuff you see now is like cool where it's
like, oh cool. There's like a that place that
was like a shitty check cashing place.
It's now a craft brewing place. That's pretty cool.
That's a lot better, you know, like stuff like that.
But, you know, you still get, you still get those people that
are like, used to living a certain way instead of
assimilating, which, you know, it's kind of everybody has
problems no matter what level, you know, of immigration's
happening there a lot of times. So yeah, I don't know.
But yeah, I, I just think to me like that.
Plus the Fauci Beagle thing. Yeah, again, there's a lot of
people already. And I get it, I get it.
I think you still need to have this energy even though
sometimes people like attack you and give you get conspiratorial
whenever you like support, like somebody in an administrative
position, like doing something, they they kind of will go like,
well that does that's just that's, you know, drop, drop,
you know, whatever. Like bringing sand to the beach
like it's nothing, it doesn't do anything like it.
And, and it's just, it's just like 1 little thing.
I'm like, well, all right, but you know, I'm down for like a
couple little things here and there.
Like I still people would feel like I at least made the right
choice. And I understand that Fort
Dietrich is probably going to still be funded and stuff and
look be on alert of that. I'm not like, of course be on
alert. Like they can leak stuff.
Like they can leak stuff now. They can't wreak stuff because
the Wuhan gained a function lab apparently might be going under.
We'll see. Yeah, that's, that's crazy.
That's like Wrigley Field closing or some shit.
You know, it's like, damn, it's. Like I've often, I've often
thought the same. The hallowed grounds of Wuhan
Institute of Virology. You just see some Chinese guy go
so my grandpa work here and his father.
Wuhan. It's got like the Ivy on the
brick wall. It's got like literally wriggly.
Yeah, I know exactly. It's really called.
Yeah, I don't know. It's definitely, I think, and
again, this was my take before this administration even touched
down. This is all this is the thing
that all I care about. I knew that it wasn't going to
scratch every one of my last stitches and I knew that there
were going to be some some gay shit going on.
But it's purely like an Overton Window thing, you know, And it's
a purely a the amount of stuff people are talking about now
that 10 years like literally 2014 was like you could not even
utter without people thinking you were insane is.
It's crazy now, yeah, in terms of the health space and the and
vaccines and all that stuff. And, and yeah, I think, I think
they're still pushing like the mRNA they're they're really,
well, what it is is it's a it is a money thing.
I do think there are some nefarious like evil mRNA stuff
going on, but more than anything, people are deeply
invested in it. A.
Lot of money went into that. Process and it's and this is the
problem with genetic determinism is that it's it it they just are
able to over promise this shit for.
Michael Crichton all day. Yeah, yeah, which is why I'm not
like the base, right is super into genetics and I'm like,
yeah. And I'm just kind of like it's,
it's never you're it's already been like, I get what you're
saying. I know what you're trying to
say, but it's like many people have tried to like, square that
circle and it just doesn't seem to work out.
Now, I'm not saying that we should be ignore genetics or
that we should, you know, scrap the whole project, but it's.
Yeah, it's just not going to. There's just too much.
There's too many orthogonal forces of life that have yet to
be discovered or accepted, you know, spiritual kind of stuff.
Rupert Sheldrake, biological, you know, you know, morphisms
and things like that where it's just.
Yeah, we, we, Yeah. It, it's an investment.
It's a Ponzi scheme. You know, it's largely A Ponzi
scheme. Yeah, exactly.
No, I, I mean, I, I'm, I'm just like, OK, well, like I'm down
with that happening. I mean, we'll see.
Like eventually, like my thing is, is eventually you're going
to have to like still have the resolve and the moral foundation
to like if they try to push something, you have to say no.
Like that's like, there's a lot of people not trying to be in
that position. I noticed like where they think
like if I'm, if it's even left up to me, that means it's a
system that's not working. Well, all right, but your
system's not working If you can't say no.
So just you, you have to like like, I'm sorry, like I, I say
this all the time in 2021, when it came down to that, because
2021 was objectively worse for me than than 2020.
I know there's other people that was the exact opposite.
I completely, I don't, I didn't own a business like that and
stuff. So I 20/21 was when they really
tried to force this bullshit in into my body.
And thank God I had my wife who was on the same exact page as
me. We were willing to lose
everything to not take that stuff.
And I, and I'm not saying everybody was in a position to
do so, but what I mean is like, they might try it again.
They might try it again, no matter who's, no matter who's in
charge, right? Pharma, we've noticed pharma
moves independently a lot of times and they get stuff done.
They if you watch movies like the constant Gardner, they do
dirty work too. And and all that stuff's real.
So what I'm saying is a lot of times, like you still would have
to be in a position where like there might be something that
leaks out of a fucking military base and you just have to like
straight up navigate through that and just be like, I'm not
taking this thing I'm not doing. Now granted is, is if the stuff
leaking out of those military bases starts becoming actually
scary. You know what I mean?
Like actually tough viruses. But again, you tend to think a
lot of these things are to sell vaccines a lot of times like a
lot of these things are leaked probably to sell vaccine.
So I am I am wondering if they ever actually would leak
something actually like like detrimental, you know what?
I'm saying I think that I think that would be like an emergency
glass situation. I think what they know now is
they know who what percentage of the population, right, and who
pledges fealty. Good census.
It was a pretty good census of the country if if you were in
charge to go like OK, that didn't work as planned, but we
found some, we found some loyal soldiers, loyal, loyal soldiers.
We found people who will fold whenever 1 little thing is
threatened. That's in another part of the
pie chart. And then we found the psychos.
Who's us, you know what I mean? Who are just not not
participating. And they're like, and we're
going to have to try to shrink the psychos, you know, but we
know they'll always be there. And and maybe, maybe they've
always known this information, but it was put on display.
Yeah, although I do say like the the they did, I think they did
overplay their hands and the universe arcs towards the truth.
So it's not you can't you know it it's like they are very
competent in what they do, but you can't just scam everyone
forever. You know, it's not a sustain.
It's just not a sustainable thing on the universal timeline.
And, and yeah, so I'm, I'm, I'm hopeful.
I'm white billed, you know, and all that, but it's interesting.
To see are you? Are you popeful?
Yeah, that's your, that's your terrain.
Everyone says that I'm like dude.
I You're the Pope guy Glenn's a Pope guy Glenn loves it's.
So funny how people just like, think I sit around and watch
like fucking ESPN style coverage of the Catholic Church.
I couldn't guess what John, beyond John Paul, I, I don't
know any of the Pope's names and they fucking a lot of them have
that name. So it's like, you know, I I
don't know you know that, but it is funny because a lot of the
converts that you see on Twitter, the really annoying
ones, they get super into the Pope because they think that's
what you have to do. So like the account like this.
First off, Vatican 2. We talked about it with Scott on
the latest coast to coast. The last one, but it's a little
old right now. But again, rare
candy.substack.com get signed up coast to coast is like do that.
You could spend a few days have those are long episodes great of
some of our best work in my opinion is all is on there.
We're going to do another one probably this summer too.
But anyways, like the the Pope, they picked this guy.
He's already people are like he checks like all the boxes.
He's a Lib tard and he covered up for like pedophilia.
So they're like, call him up to the bigs, dude, he's ready.
So the Vatican, who I still. Because you can't, you can't be
like a conservative Pope that also covered for pedophile.
You know you have to like, right?
It's like, right? Well, I don't I don't even think
you can be a conservative Pope anymore.
Like just period. Even if you like did all the
other, you know, religious stuff.
I just I just don't think they're going to do that now.
There's many reasons, right? And there are people who even
agree with me, but might still go like, hey, Glenn, it's way
more occult and crazier than that.
And I'm I'm willing to listen to it because I think there's a lot
of odd mysticism things that happened and occult things that
happened in the Catholic Church. I just don't know enough about
them to to say this happening there.
But you had Vatican too. You had.
Yeah, Dan Brown. Yeah, Dan Brown all day, which,
you know, that was probably to, to throw the lead off.
Like they're like, write this fucking normie ass book.
We'll have Tom Hanks in the movie.
Everyone loves Tom Hanks. He's clearly not a psyop.
We'll give him. He's the first guy to get COVID
too. That famous guy, we get COVID
too. We'll use them for everything.
In Australia, where yeah, exactly I.
Truly believe all like the the the like really crazy Tom Hanks
rumors like, you know, it's like everyone knows him if you know,
you know, like the the crazy ones.
I believe him because he's used for everything.
Yeah, like they use him for everything.
So I I can tell they can. You do.
Can you do an impression? Do you have a good Tom Hanks?
No, because hey, no, it's tight. He's he's almost Joe Biden.
It's almost Joe Biden. Like it's like Buzz, what the
hell? You know, Like, I don't know.
It's not that good. It doesn't sound like on its
own. I'd have to tell you that was
Tom Hanks. I don't think it works.
But yeah, Space Spacey's the other one who think is the good
one. It's like I think the next hope
should also be the president and we should fly to an island to
pick him. And you're going to bring that
child to me and we're going to do I make myself clear.
Thank you. Like that, that the space he's a
little bit better, but the the the anyways, I I just don't
care. And I was talking to Scott about
this. That's why I even brought up the
coast to coast stuff. We were like DM ING and he's
he's from a city, Saint Louis St. but Catholic city, very,
very Catholic city and they don't care over there.
I'm like, I've never had a conversation with any like even
at a church thing about the Pope ever.
And I realized I'm like, is this a New York thing?
Is this just something that people in New York convert to
Catholicism or rediscover it and get super into the Pope?
And probably like grandpa and grandma era Catholics.
Yeah. You know, there's a they because
it was very much like the rule back then was like when they
were the thing. It was like it was like being
into government at that point. Like it was very.
The Catholic Church was a lot stronger back then in terms of
at least on the forefront. Like you could put them out
there and go the Pope's going to Yankee Stadium and people get
really excited, you know, and stuff.
And nowadays, I don't know, like Rosemary's Baby, right?
Isn't that happening in Rosemary's Baby?
Like the Pope goes to Yankee Stadium and they're like, she's
like getting raped by Satan. She's like, that's so nice.
You went to the stadium. Yeah.
That's amazing.
I love the Pope. And, you know, that, that that
part, you know, I'm sure there are people that still get into
it. I'm just kind of like, and then
the new thing is like, okay, it looks like he covered up for
pedophilia in South America and he's a huge little tard,
believes in climate change. I'm just like, okay, it's meet
the new boss, same as the old boss, but he's not my fucking
boss. I believe in God.
My whole like. I like the Catholic Church
because I learned to pray the rosary when I was a kid and it
feels good after I do it. I went to, I went to Mass as a
kid. My parents don't even go to Mass
still. I barely ever go to church
unless I feel a strong sense of having to.
And I like it. I do like a Catholic Mass.
I love a Catholic Mass, actually.
In fact, I every time I go, I wish I go more often, but I
still just I, I'm a, I'm a prayer.
That's what I do. Yeah.
And I'm really more when you ask me about what I actually
believe. And we talk about this a lot
here and there is I'm more of like a Christian Mystic than
anything. Like, yeah, like if you truly
were to ask what I believe, but also I will say the Vatic I I
just don't see like a permutation where you come out
with like, oh wow, a non homophobic Pope once again.
And I'm like, I think the Pope kind of has to be homophobic.
Like, like I just, I just feel like it's like if one person
does yeah, like, like, like. And that's my problem with Lib
tardation more than anything. Is that like even the thing you
expect to be like, OK, well, that guy's clearly not going to
see my way. They go no, it has to be my guy
like the every time, like, or else it's evil.
And they can never just be like, oh, man, that guy, like, OK,
well, the Pope, it's obviously the Pope.
He's not going to like gay marriage and like that the Pope
must love gay marriage. And I'm like, I'm not even
against a lot of that stuff. Yeah, but I would prefer if the
Pope was as a sense of normalcy in the world.
Well, that's something like, yeah, as an outsider, my all
I've seen the all I know about the whatever the Pope is has
been throughout my lifetime, whoever which guy it is, it's
always been like, let's ask the Pope about aliens.
Let's ask the Pope about ayahuasca.
Let's ask the Pope. It's all like these like, what
does Catholicism have to say about this?
And he's just like, I don't know shit.
You know, aliens are real and everyone freaks out.
And that's all I've ever known it to be is like, like, let's
ask them all these hard questions about like what you
know, And then, and lately it's all like, you know, it's, it's
never what Catholicism actually believes.
It's just the, the, the PC answer kind of thing, you know,
like the yeah, like Sam Harris now or something, or like, it's
a very like kind of yeah. It's a vibe.
I don't know. And, and it's just, it's just
ridiculous. And obviously, you know, look,
like I said, it's a huge institution.
I don't like bureaucracies. So the idea that you can create
this like these Terry Gilliam, Brazil type step stones to get
closer to God, it's like that's just not for me.
I I, but I enjoy it's just a familiar home feeling to me.
The Catholic, you know, whole thing that, that that's why I
like it. Like it's, it's not because of
the Pope. I'm like, or whatever I was down
for the African guy. You go that that guy seemed kind
of based. I liked him because, you know,
he's going to be like, I don't like gay, but.
Check out Monopoly. Yeah, he didn't win.
He didn't win. So that's what he's doing now.
But oh, by the way, no. One's going to get that referee.
Well, not unless, not unless they're on the other feed.
Not unless they're on the other feed.
And we're not. I'm not even that was that was
an organic thing that we I didn't tell you to show right
there and you that was beautiful.
Thank you. Yeah, that was of course, yeah.
Perfect. That was like perfect soft
reveal. That was like the Knicks Sally
Hoop last night. Dude, just damn.
Dude, just fucking yeah. Big Mac, Big Mac just tweeted at
me and said that Kendrick Lamar, he found a thing.
Kendrick Lamar is heading back into the studio today in New
York City. It's on dude, it's on.
It's full the. Churchill song is gonna.
Show yeah it's gonna be like there's some gay Paul McCartney
British like you know it's. Going to be.
Like yeah, some some weird British humor like.
Yeah, I know. What, like a horn?
And. What the hell?
Yeah, exactly. So I yeah, I just do the poll.
Drake. Drake's in a weird because isn't
he Jewish? Like I need I need the Drake
take on ironically about this. He's black and Jewish, dude.
He's black and Jewish. Yeah.
That's that's I mean, it's. Yeah.
What is he? What is he?
I mean I doubt he teams up with Kendrick over this.
That's what I'm saying. It's like you could what if he
goes full power move and goes embraces Kanye over this?
That'd be crazy. I would be a.
Little mad 40 it's just in tears. 40 is just like.
Fuck, dude, yeah, the owl, the owl, like the owl starts crying.
The opioid owl starts crying on a sweatshirt.
Like, no, yeah, but yeah, that's 11 starts crying, yeah.
Like. Yeah, yeah.
So the I I do want to see an edit of the new Kanye song, but
it's Jon Gruden reacting to like Migos.
Oh yeah, he's like. Asking Genti told me about the
new Kanye song and I love this like it's him going dude.
Go ahead. Yeah, dude, I love Gruden so
much. He's the best.
He's about on such a Gruden field once.
You start, you don't stop. Dude, and it's so and 'cause he
tweets like his voice. You know.
Oh, it's and he's like, and you know, like the Saint Louis Blues
sent him a football Trump, dude. He has dude.
He's like, he's like, I freaking love the Blues, man.
I freaking love the Blues. These guys are bigger than I
thought. There's there's some damn
redwoods out there. Playing the news.
Tonight I could have used you in 98 when we went to Green Bay and
got our asses kicked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's Andy Reid, man. Me and him were competing back
even though we were on that. Yeah, and he'll get a box for
like. Andy, he could eat me right now.
He'll. Get like a box from like
Louisiana State like the Raisin Cajuns.
Have you ever seen something? I'm like this?
Look at this helm. Look at this fucking helmet.
Guy, I'll tell you right now, I'm going to rage with some
Cajuns, yeah. Max.
Fucking Crosby, man. Look at this guy, dude.
Yeah, dude, how big is this house guy telling me draft Max
Crosby? And I said, all right, man, I
will. Don't you notice how he has like
a new room in his house every time?
It's like, it's like, how big is your?
Is it the size of like Delaware or something?
Dude, I'm, he's like, and this is my room where I hide all my
boutique D2 hockey memorabilia people send me and you're like,
it's like in another area. Code I have the exact, the exact
same thought and I'm, I'm legit jealous 'cause like I, it's the
best I want whenever I see like Larry David on curb or like with
his where he rents an office or like Gruden, where anytime
you're in like the 8-9 figures range when you, you're in that
net worth and you're, and you can just like, and again, I'm
not, I'm joking. I, I, I could, I love spending
time with the wife. I could spend all the time with
my wife. But just having like being like
rich enough to like buy a warehouse that you can just
escape to anytime. And just like have, have a
fucking, you know, have like a Ashton Genti room.
Like we just added on a Genti room.
And look at this guy #2 on the Raiders.
Yeah, they gave him the number. Exactly.
I'm just so pumped about that. And I know I love, I love Gruden
every time. And he's like he held.
He's starting to like learn how the Internet works, which I
love. Like where where you like.
We don't want him to become hyper.
You're aware, but it's funny. Every new thing he learns, he
just uses it instead of like falling into the new influencer
thing. He just absorbs it into his
personality and it's really great where he'll just be like
today we're trying St. tacos here and they got pineapple on
these things. I'll tell you, I used to eat
these at Ricky's sports bar. And if I told Ricky rest in
peace to put to put pineapples on my tacos, he would have
thought, coach, that's worse than your 4th down decision the
other day against new and like and and then and it's every
time. And people love him the best
thing in the world. He's such a leader of men.
And I say this to somebody who had a lot of who criticized him
a lot when he was coaching my team both times.
Yeah, but but what Run? Game's a little weak run.
Game's A. Little weak.
No, no, no, no, no. His run.
I think everything drafts on the field is great.
He he he tried to draft all the players and you notice he falls
in love with anyone that talks to him.
So it's like, oh, he's like Joe Rogan in a sense.
Like Joe Rogan would be the worst GM of all time.
So he just like that guy was really smart.
That guy was really smart. That guy was really smart and,
you know, and you just be like, well, no, you have to have like
a type that you actually go for and like, yeah, so anyways, it
was a bad talent evaluator, but I think he's one of the best
leaders ever. And so, but he he he'll talk to
people and you'll see these dudes that are making like 23
million a year in the NFL. You can't tell them shit.
This guy's not their coach, but he'll go on there and they, they
they become like college students around him.
And like he shows me think goes, what's that?
What's that TikTok you do with your girlfriend and the coach
tell you to do that. What's doing, you idiot?
Like it'll just start saying stuff like that, push them prod
people and he'll go hey, you could probably lift that car up
over there, couldn't you? Huh.
You know, and like he would be a great like CIA recruiter for
like a Patsy or something like to to the only thing like that.
Yeah, you could shoot that guy over there, couldn't she?
Like you could you could change the world.
You could be a * if you wanted to.
I. Saw yeah.
And it's like very, you know, I'm not one of those like
reactionary types. That's like he said something,
you know, that with the whole drama around him, like, oh, he's
instantly cool. But it does make all his.
Yeah, because he clearly doesn't hate black people at all.
Like, it's quite the opposite, you know?
And it just makes his comments all the more funny.
You know, like, you know, like all this shit he said and it and
then like, no. One I still think the Goodell I
still think the Goodell comments got him fired and then they just
blamed the racist one for the thing because he called Goodell
of anti football pussy which is like that where's.
The line, which by the way, every, every based, every based
NFL guy says the same thing. Rogers, you know all the
fucking, you know they all, they all hate Goodell.
And again, it's, it's commissioner, you're not
supposed to love the commissioner of the sport.
Like it's just, it's kind of like one of those, it's like you
don't love the principal at school.
You know, it's like it's just you don't the Pope's homophobic,
you know, it's just these things that you're like, I'm not in the
black iron prison right now. You know, like this is great.
So, and, and my dad, my dad coached the black iron prison at
Indiana. That's what we called the D line
in 19. That was a scheme we had.
It was a four, four. Let me tell you, those guys up
front, the Black Iron Prison. He had a guard name.
We had a guard name. Rich Hodgkins and Jim Ridgles
was our center. Jim would get out in space and
he'll whack you. He'll get up in your face and
boom. Yeah, Yeah.
So he's like Trump and John Madden combined?
I love how he'll and I just love, I love this about college
or about football coaches in general.
And I remember we had we had some guy, some weird like almost
like quasi NFL guy come and speak to us when we were juniors
or seniors. You know, that's like the big
coaches, like he got a guy. We got a special treat.
I want you to. Cut.
He was cut from three different practice squads.
Now you fucking listen up right now or you're all running.
I'm fucking out there listening. You listen to this practice
squad. Asshole, but I love Gruden's
like they they hire like go like to go talk to like the Wisconsin
Badgers, which is raw, which is tight.
I mean I love that dude. It's.
Like and everyone and now he's so viral that like even these
like dumb zoomers, we don't know who like Tupac is and stuff.
They're like, Oh, I know that guy's cuz I see him everywhere.
He's a star. So like, even if like these guys
aren't like into football, but they just play it.
They're just like, this guy's a star.
And I'm like this. I mean to me selfishly, The
thing is, you know that the beauty of him truly is that, you
know, he wants to coach again really bad, like really bad.
And he will pick the perfect job comes to him.
He will leave it all. Now that being said, none of us
want him to coach again. Like we all want him to stay on
YouTube because it's, it's amazing And it's, it's just,
it's I can watch him fucking, I can watch him comment on the
fucking paint in the building for like an hour.
I can watch him read the read a shopping list to me the, you
know, like any, any of this stuff, but there's he still
attacks this stuff like it's a coaching job, like, and, and to
be honest, like barstool, like I, I grew up like you're not
grew up, but like in my adult life, I, that was like my first
foray into like YouTube was watching barstool stuff.
And you know, I, I've, I've always had love for Dave
Portnoy. I know he gets like shit on a
lot and stuff from everybody, like literally everybody shits
on him, but right now he's just being an idiot.
So like, it's this whole like. Fucking idiot fucking I I swear
to God dude, like the the fuck? Comes with the turf.
Dude, yeah, the whole like I'm atheist, I'm atheist, I don't
believe in God. I don't believe.
Oh my gosh, somebody put a Jew suck thing on my on my bar where
it's clearly a rowdy barstool bar.
That's how they market it and like edgy and stuff.
OK, whatever. And then then it's 5 alarm fire.
We need to take trips to Auschwitz.
Like it's just what if, dude, what what if some OK.
Like, what if, what if somebody found out that some of the stuff
we said and took it completely out of context and said like, we
were just evil. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. And and like, they were like, we
need you to take a trip to Auschwitz for this.
Like, my calendar is just like, I just don't have time.
Like, I'd love to go. No, I've literally always wanted
to go. Do you?
Do you remember Bruno the character?
Bruno the fashion design? The gay fashion designer.
Sasha Baron Cohen Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where he's like, he's like, all right, this Paris Hilton outfit
in or trend Auschwitz. That's like, that's like, it's
like. Or the the one of the best bits
was when I forget who it was, it was just some like regular
actress that he was interviewing.
And he was he hired Mexicans from Home Depot for as
furniture. As furniture.
Yeah. Or he's like just sit, sit, sits
right there. Yeah.
You. Sit on my face, Yeah.
That one, That one's so, so funny.
Another guy, another one that just lives out super hard and
like nothing's funny anymore, you know, and just.
Yeah like bro, you can't. Why is it always the the edgiest
ones? Back well, and he's and he's the
whole thing is he's Jewish, but he said some shit that like my
grandfather would never have even said as a Catholic man
growing up in New York in the fucking 30s, like he would, he
would like he said some shit where you're like, damn, dude
like that like that I've never even thought about.
And you read like Philip Roth and Philip Roth, just like
here's the here's what I would put if I was in charge of
Auschwitz. Here's all the chemicals I put.
You're like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Like you're like, dude, nobody, nobody's attacking you the way
you attack yourself. I get it.
That's my move to Dubliners episode.
I explain it all. But like it just why don't we
just admit that that's what's happening a lot of times, you
know, like it's just, it's just really funny like that Dave
Portnoy thing. I'm just like, dude, like you
lose all of your guts though, Like you lose everything.
It's woke mob, woke mob, woke mob.
And then the minute you get attacked, the minute and not
you, not even you, they attack the fucking country you don't
live. Yeah, I know.
And you? Fucking freak out.
It's MyHeritage. It's all of this stuff despite
having a Christmas tree in your fucking house half the time.
You know, I'm just trying. To think of something like I
like, like I'm really into Daoism.
I, you know, I just reread that book.
I'm like, if anything, I vibe with that the most out of all,
like stream, you know, kind of if someone had a sign that'd say
fuck Taoists, yeah, I'd be like, first of all, it would not be a
Daoist reaction to be like. Yeah, that'd be a test.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that to your house.
Taking you to the wash on mountain right now.
You're gonna see the temple. I mean of China.
Can you imagine if we did that to you like we put it outside
your house and like it was like a false flag by me and like we
we Cam cammed up your house and like you slightly just like
winced and like hit the refrigerator real hard like that
and I was. Like got you overreaction.
Yeah, now, now they're like, now it's not so funny, is it?
You know we made fun of your. Fucking we should false flag
each other. We should just start to.
Like for me, I'm always just like, dude, guys, I'm not a
tribal person. So when I see sacred cows and
tribalist stuff, I go after it. Like it's just what I, I don't
like it. I don't, I, I think it's dumb.
I think it's, I think it doesn't.
I I unironically believe that there's honestly, there's always
going to be this melting pot of America.
Just get over it. Like the way you assimilate is
to not have sacred cows. That is the.
Way I honestly think rare candy is we're saving the world
because of it. I know I legit like the.
In many ways. This style, like whatever we're
doing here, like whatever, just being obviously being retarded
is the solution to this because it's not Abraham X Candy candy.
Being retarded is the solution I love.
That it is. It is.
It's like it, come on. It's like, what are, what else
are we going to do? You know?
It's like, I'm tired of serious discussions.
I'm tired of like, you know, therapy speak, trying to get to
the bottom of shit. All that does is just, it just
makes people hate you, you know? And it's, I don't know, it's
just. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree with
you. I'm just, I'm like, I'm over all
that stuff. I'm over group think.
I'm over all of these things. I'm over thought crime, speech
crime, all of these things. I don't support any of that
stuff. I don't care who, what, who,
what person. I've said positive things about
before. If they do stuff like that, I
don't like it, You know what I mean?
You can just bake that in, bake that in.
When you see that when it's somebody inflicting on free
speech, when somebody's trying to crack down on stuff that's
obviously a joke. And then people start, you know,
there are people that take it too far.
But like, guess what? I don't think those people are
actually the ones that are causing like actual violent
problems in the world a lot of times.
So even if somebody's taking it too far, what does too far
actually do? That's still another thing to
me. It's like we're I, I can't stand
it. I can't stand that type of
stuff. So it's just, it's just to me,
what I was saying was like Gruden was so nice because you,
you go out like barstool this kind of fading slightly.
Like now I'd, I would work with them like I absolutely would.
Like I actually, I know exactly. I to be honest, I think we'd be
a, we'd be a good pivot for barstool as a non exclusive
thing, just basically like signal boost us and we'll see
what happens. Like I would, I would do that.
Like I would do college tailgate tours.
I would do the sport. Caleb.
Who's that guy? Caleb.
The fucking Caleb. Presley rules.
Caleb Presley did, yeah. He's great.
He's he's totally like he what I like about him was that he took
the like Zach Galifianakis thing, but made it for Bros
Yeah, the like the between two Ferns and made it for Bros Yeah.
And he and he played college football.
He's like, that's why I like I I he's just a big like college
football guy. And with the with the other fat
guy that eats ice cream all the time, like yeah, yeah, that's
that. That's great.
It's very, it's like Eric Andre and Zach Galifianakis, but like
for sports, which I really like. Yeah, he looks like the Who's
the Green Bay Packers? Matthews Matthews So yeah, I
just, I just like that stuff is really good.
And but yeah, I just, you know, to me, I'm I'm like, I'm sick of
the whole like, OK, like we we fought for so much long to stop
the woke mob, but now I think you guys are just being edgy for
the sake of it. And it's like, all right, well,
yeah, what's the problem with being edgy for the sake of it?
What does being edgy for the sake of it actually do?
You don't. It's all this.
But that creates this, which is also a micro addressing before
that that I I hate it. It's a bureaucracy.
It's the Brazil Terry, Terry Gilliam, Brazil bureaucracy of
how it actually hurts. You show me on the doll.
It's and and if again, if if bad things were happening, I would
be the first to be like, Yo, we got to reel it in kind of thing.
I just don't see that happening. And so many ask whatever, all
these all these oppressed groups, whoever wants to be
oppressed, like I just don't we're people are starving for
this. It is kind of like, you know,
it's like not to go all like full Matt Walsh, but it is like
a woke Olympics, dude. It's like, like what?
Like our lives are, we have real problems, but those aren't
really them, you know? And it's just, I don't know,
man. It's just tiresome.
Well, it's true. It's I do think that like Philip
K Dick kind of like black iron prison reality where it's like
people talk about this being the problem.
Then you go outside and you're like, no, I just saw the I just
saw the problem right now. Actually outside.
It's not what you're talking about.
Like it's just this kind of like, what do you guys comment?
Are you guys commenting on? And you'll see it right, like
that Ethan and Hassan thing. I, I, I didn't know what I, cuz
I don't know what any of these people were.
I've been out, you know, with an injury for a while.
So I've been like kind of studying to see how like YouTube
works and like what you do, how you, how you actually like, get
your stuff seen and, and like, what do people like?
And I've just been seeing like, OK, would that work with us?
No, that wouldn't a lot of it wouldn't.
I don't, there's a lot of it. I'm like, that is terrible.
I wouldn't want to do that. But there's some things and
maybe you'll start seeing stuff incorporated, maybe some live
stuff. We'll see you guys, we'll see
what we do. But I was watching that Ethan
and Hassan thing and it was hysterics.
It was just hysterics the whole time.
That song was awful in that debate where it's like, wow,
dude, like that was horrible. I'm not saying, you know, pro
Israel or anything. I just mean wow, he really like
botched that. It was like really bad.
Whereas when you watch like Dave Smith and Douglas Murray, which
those Ethan and Hassan people would hate on constantly, like
Joe Rogan, all these people, that was even the Douglas Murray
part of that like is more smarter than the fucking shit I
was seeing on here. These were two people.
Trying to They're not. These were two.
People setting like racist like mouse traps for each other the
whole time they go, oh, oh, caught you there.
You misgendered that fucking IDF soldier.
And that sounds like I don't care what gender the IDF soldier
is. And he starts like freaking out
and you're like, and then the the conversation becomes it's
about something completely different and it's and then it's
like lore, YouTube lore happening.
You platformed Axgar 47 when he he drew a swastika.
So like, what's it? And.
It's insane. Freaking out, it's fucking
childish is what it is. And and then.
Like I so, but I, but I, you know, to be honest, there was
like this Clockwork Orange like fucking eyes thing.
I was like, I couldn't turn away, but it was like it was so
stupid. You know, the, the, you know,
watching these people like that's not what should be
happening right now. Like, and it's odd that people
find I know there's people that just kind of like watch it to
laugh at it, but I found out the economy of it because I saw I
was watching like replies. There was this account that and
I I had to mute it after a while because if you fucking watch one
thing from them, they get spammed everywhere.
And I'm like, how do we get that?
But like I'm like, we're cool, we're cool.
So, but like I was, I like, I watched like one video, didn't
even like it anything. I think I might have like sent
them. Maybe they saw me like copy the
link or or something. So like maybe it just started
shooting ads for this guy, but it was all these like Ethan and
a song clips and all these fans in the replies were saying like
basically anybody watching this is clipping it.
And I'm like, that's fucking crazy.
Nobody ever clips us or anything.
I'm like, that sucks. Like that's crazy.
I kind of want people to like do that for us.
But they were saying like people just sit there with that open
broadcasting thing, OBS I think it's called, and you they just
clip it and I go, why are they clipping it?
They're clipping it to fucking put their face in and TikTok
react to it. I was like, that is insane.
The economy. So it's like never really about
what like it's being no, it's layers, but you're watching the
reaction to the reaction to the reaction of it.
And it's like, and then you're like, well, I don't even.
And then you're like, well, what did Hassan say?
And they're like, Oh, I just watched fucking this TikTok guy
point at it a few times and go racist like that.
And and, and he and he pointed at it like a weatherman.
And and and I'm like, damn that I don't, I don't love.
It's and it's like the economy and the the attention span
factors, they all factor in, you know, and it's.
Why reading books is so fucking hard for people?
I'm like, yeah, I mean, even for me, like, I can't.
I luckily I was like, I was like reading like 40 pages of some
beautiful literature before that at least, you know, it's like
fucking taking, you know, activated.
Charm immunize you as you know, as you love for me to say you
know you love me. That's a little better.
No, that's better, Yeah. And I actually I am woke against
that term. Like I will platform if you're
using that. Yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying yeah. From the left.
No, just yeah, from the center.
I'm a rash dude. I'm a fucking rational centrist.
I don't know if you know this. You're.
Yeah, yeah, adults, man, the. Adults.
The adults are in the room. Yeah.
But yeah, that's anyways, I'm sorry.
You're going to say Yeah, Yeah. Like, like, like it was like, it
felt like taking, like reading before that felt like taking
like activated charcoal before heavy metal dosage.
Like I was just like, wow. Like there are people that only
watch that and they'll be playing.
And I look, I'm not going to lie, I did this for a little
bit. I was playing video games.
I was playing fucking MLB The Show while that was going on.
And I was like, I'm a zoomer right now.
I just became a zoomer and I felt like a your.
Hair Your hair starts to get a light girl on the face, on the
top and. The a sludge pile dude, I just
felt like a sludge pile. I ate well that day and
everything. So God forbid these people eat
fucking hot Cheetos doing this the whole time or something.
So I'm like, you add that to there I go.
God no wonder this is like sexless ninny generation like
this. One man I've I've maybe heard 2
1/2 minutes total of him. Yeah.
And I'm like, I'm like, Nope, man.
I'm just, and I, I kind of, I don't know.
I was, what was I saying a couple episodes ago where I was
like, I can see why the attraction, you know, 'cause
he's like, he's kind of ripped. He's a good looking dude.
Yeah, fucking Porsche dude. That's like that's tight.
And he used to do like bro stuff back in the day.
That's the thing. The bro fessor The the bro
fessor or something? Wasn't that him?
Yeah, him and they don't have any like centre and I'm not
saying people can't change or whatever, but it's very vapid
and you and that's how you become a fucking 8 figure on
YouTube. It's how our politicians work
too. It's like Dick Cheney going
like, oh, I like that guy. I'll be a Republican in college
and just. Yeah, exactly.
I'm a Republican for the rest of my life.
You know, like, it's just, it was kind of that situation.
I, I dude, I was, I, I was horrified.
I just didn't know, you know, I hear these names.
I've heard the name Asman Gold before and I don't, to be
honest, I thought that guy was all right for the clips I saw of
him, But I was just like, I was watching these people and I go,
I think that's also why a lot of people like us, because we're
not speaking like them, you know?
But I was just thinking like, how do we appeal to like just a
whole new audience? Like where, where, where this
could happen. I was watching.
I go wow, not that. Because I know.
And I would. Kill myself?
No. And you, You often tell me
you'll send me something and be like, if we ever do this, you
put a ball in my brain. There's at least 10, there's at
least 10 things I've sent you Where with that and I.
No, and it's. I biblically that's the 10
commandments it seems. Like a something, and again, I'm
not saying we have some crazy spray candy or some crazy moral
center or whatever, but it it does seem like you do sell your
soul a little bit for that type of shit.
And it's like for sure. And also I do think it is harder
to pop, but I do think it is unnecessary to.
Be well, and if you're an atheist, who cares, right?
Like if you're an atheist, you just, you just sell out to it
because you're like, you're kind of like, it's kind of this
nihilist or at least morally nihilist thing where you'll just
be like, well, who cares because.
Well, it's like what? It's like the, it's like the
Travis Scott demon thing. It's like demons aren't real,
but let's invoke them, you know? It's like.
I need to get you on this podcast, The Occult Rejects,
where they were talking about that.
It's like, look, who knows if what these people do works, but
it is feeding into a mass thing like where there are people
doing real shit that are like, yes, thank you, Travis Scott,
thank you, thank you, thank. You that was great energy.
I think there's, I think that's why anything, even with remote
viewing, all that stuff you have to do do like there's a common,
like new age thing, manifestation, you know, I want
$1,000,000. And then you attack on for the
greatest good, for the most high of everyone involved.
No one gets hurt. You know that kind.
You know, a fucking warehouse to speak the truth.
Yeah, like a disclaimer. Yeah.
Dude, I can't wait till we get in our warehouse era, dude.
Warehouse era with famous people, dude, in Nevada, we just
dude, come on, come on, just fucking drive, Yeah.
I think about it every day. Dude who?
We need to get some. Like it's the Michael Crichton
prey factory like but but they're driving in and people
are like what's going on there? Oh based shit.
It's actually not all techno thriller.
This is sick. Yeah, it'll be like we'll have
like the Joe Rogan compound without, like the Jocko Willink,
like, yeah, people guarding 'cause I I guess he has like,
like Marines legit guardian and shit.
Like that's his whole thing. And it's like, which also I'd
say, hey, it's like there's probably a fucking losers that
are like let me try and crash Rogan's pad and you know, but I
will say like who and what I mean famous.
I mean like Gruden, you know, or people like that.
Like like I'm trying to think like who did I?
Because there's people that like, I, I never want famous
people for the sake of, I don't want Elon.
Yeah, you know, Right, right. Like I mean.
Yeah, What are we going to talk about?
And then it's like it's, it sucks.
It's like, yeah, yeah, I'm not even like the biggest Elon aider
or whatever, you know? Yeah, you know, but it's like,
but it's like there are some people where I'm like, Yep, he's
on our show for sure. And for sure, no, like, no, I
like I make some of the people that end up not liking It's
usually me. I think, even though I people
don't think it about you, but I think I'm like, no, you.
You're a striver just like me, like, like you.
We want this to pop like and and people like have called me like
a media striver. I'm like yeah, no, I am.
I mean, The thing is, is I well, yeah, that's.
But that's the problem is it's that's usually.
If you're if you're a media striver, you wouldn't, you'd be
doing the Hassan thing. And you don't, you purposely
don't do that. And it's like.
Well, so I think I know. Well, The thing is, you're
correct morally. I know that that's not true.
However, some of it is like I do strive to have our media be the
top thing. Like I, like I I'm a maximus for
what I want us to be. Yeah, you know, and there's a
lot of people that say like when you have a podcast, they like
the minute like there's a Spotify ad on it or something,
they'll be like, oh, and it's like, don't you want like your
fucking people that like to like make a living like, like, like
you'll get more stuff out of it, you know, like it's it's like,
don't you don't you want that? It's.
Actually, the sign, it's the sign of a good podcast, that
when they start doing ads, it doesn't get worse.
Yeah. Which is true.
Because even if you skip the ads, even if you skip the.
Ads it like, to my honest, there have been like some comedy pods
I've listened to where like once they start reading like a
fucking better help ad and this is not Matt and Shane.
I think that's what people are going to think.
I'm thinking they're fucking still great, but the the like
you'll see it and then like they'll really like it becomes
like more ads, more ads, more ads.
And then in between it, they're like, you can tell there's like
all these edits of like things they should they cut out and
you're like, dude, you know, but like I guarantee, and I get it.
But like there's most people are tuning in to hear you guys like
push the. On no, you need to be like Dana
White with the Peloton bikes. Be like, get that fucking shit
out of here. Like I'd never want to talk to
Peloton again. Like you have to be.
That was sick. To be ruthless.
That was sick. Yeah, no, that's, and that's the
thing. Like I straight up like if
somebody's like, Hey, we want to advertise on your show, but
great. And then and I'll be like, sure,
what, you know, what's the problem?
I I, I mean, to be honest, I have plenty of products.
I would just reach out to myself and be like, look, guys, like
you want more people to have yourself.
If we got to that level. I don't and we're not there now.
But what I mean is I would, dude.
If it's if it's herbal, I'm I'm taking like a product cut.
I don't even need cash dude. I'm like, cut me in on the host
Shuu on the Suzanderberry, like like just give me free shit, you
know, like for. The record, Pay me his money and
then just give him some free shit.
Yeah, but yeah. You guys are getting paid for
that? The yeah the fuck?
Yeah, exactly. But yeah, I would, I would take
the stuff. Right.
Like I would, I would, I I would, I would allow people to
advertise. But the minute they say, hey,
that what you said doesn't go with that, I go, fine, see you
later. Yeah.
Like, I just like that you have to have that, like solid ground,
which I know none of these Youtubers who will spend their
day attacking people like Joe Rogan, attacking people like
this for platforming so and so to grift or something.
I'm like, yeah, but you're scared to say so many things.
Yeah. Yeah.
Like, OK, I'm sorry, Hassan. Like you make your whole thing
about this, but you can't criticize certain group that's
doing all of it. Okay, You know what I'm saying?
Like truly the way you want to, you know what I mean?
And I'm like, and a lot of times it's not advertisers, they're
just scared of random pylons from like Reddit or something
and. Yeah, you have to, man.
You can always tell and I'm, I am careful with what I say and I
do hedge and and nuance. I I just just because of who I
am, you know, but it's like I, you can always tell a redditor
when you see one, when they're like they're scared in real
life. I mean, like I, I've had friends
in real life that are very scared of touching the subject
and then it later find out that they're frequent Reddit and it's
like, man, what was it in our discord?
The the homie that just posted about like should I say this
about? I don't want to put it on blast,
but they they were just seeing some nefarious like on some like
cheating on tests and they're. Oh, that's.
Interesting. And then dude, and I like check
out the check out the the comments I got and it's like you
fucking narc blah, blah, blah. I didn't.
Read. I didn't read that.
Everyone's saying like, like,
how dare you be against cheating in college?
Like cheating on test. Yeah.
And that's like, So what are we doing here?
Like the whole college thing is fake.
Like we know it is, but it's like, are we just out?
Yeah, but you still feel the need to fucking get the piece of
paper. That's the thing.
Still, you still. And like everybody I know that
has a college degree, they value it despite whether they think,
whether they. Whether they got what they
wanted out of life or not, they still value the degree and
stuff. And it's like, but not enough
for someone. Like, if I was a teacher and I
saw somebody cheat them, I'd be like, hey, what are we doing
here? You know what I mean?
Like, it's just so. Yeah, exactly.
And I, well, I guess, yeah, I don't know.
Well, the the college thing that in the school with ChatGPT, what
it's revealing is that no one students and teachers and
professors want to be doing this shit because they use it to
grade it and they use it to cheat on it.
And it's like none of us want to be doing this shit.
We want to be reading. We want to be doing game of
fiction and shit. You know, we want to be doing.
We want a horse, you know, and we want to, and I get you do
have to be rigorous and shit, but like your, your future
doctors are being trained by cheating with ChatGPT on on
organic chemistry now. And it's like, and it's like,
damn, like what about the love of the game, man?
Like I, I, you know, I went to like a nerdy like a school with
some dude and like there, there was some math, there was some
math, you know, I was always like kind of good at math grown
up and stuff. And like in my, you know, like
in my single a ball era, you know, they're like, oh, damn,
you know, and then you get to the big leagues and dude, those
guys are freaks, man. And especially with the math and
physics, those nerds, they love it for the love of the game,
man. They do not want to cheat.
They do not want to. They just want to solve
problems. And it's like.
Oh my God. I love that dude.
I love that kind of academia. But have you noticed now that
everyone's a nerd, like even like, like because of Marvel?
Because like the normalization of like Marvel and like, niche
interests, yeah, is like becoming and now just
everything's niche. Like there's really no like
thing that's mainstreamly popular for a long time.
I just saw that episode title in the quote.
Oh yeah, that's how I'm gonna post it too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think why not?
Yeah, No, I love. I love when you.
I love when I know that you haven't seen it yet.
Like I'm like, it's like. It's ticking, it's ticking.
Well, people are gonna think it's another.
Word Yeah. I know that's the funny, that's
the funny part, like. There's like, it could be
anything. Yeah, well, it's 66 letters,
right? Yeah.
I mean, like, I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's a genius. Anyway, not the rag.
But the, the gosh, what was I gonna be gonna say?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, everything's everybody's a
nerd now. Like, I was watching.
I'm gonna get ready to cover Entourage in some facet with
some very cool friends. I I had never seen the show.
I didn't watch it when it was out, but it's such a Oh my gosh.
Entourage. Yeah.
Horse. The horse.
The horse show, it's fantastic I and it is just like.
No. And the the Bros that got me
into that show where like Abercrombie Cologne and they're
like, dude, this show, man. And I'm like.
And it's and and they like it because it makes fun of them,
but it's also like you watch it now and you're like, God, I wish
that was still a thing. You know what I mean?
Like I got, I wish like the bro, the actual bro.
Now they have sub niche like lit Bros and tech Bros and all these
things. It's like, no, what about just
like Bros, like regular, like capital B Bros, California
Condor. It's sad.
So let's bring it back. But like I I, I was watching it
and there was this. There's a really good character
named Johnny drama on there and he kind of ties the whole thing.
He's mad played by Kevin Dillon and he so he is the main guys of
Vinny Chase's brother. His character and his brother
was an actor in the past, but Vinny Chase is becoming a star,
you know, in a, in a crazy like little brother way where the
little brother's actually a bigger, more famous person.
But Johnny Drama did a lot of like episodic, like fantasy
stuff. Like he's like, he's like, oh,
like, you know, Vinny Chase will always will get a new job.
He's like, I'm going to play Aquaman.
He goes, dude, I played two seasons of Galaxy, you know,
Galaxy something or whatever. Like, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, like it's not even that it's like, but they're
such Bros that they like, are like, that's sick, dude.
They'll say that like, that's that's so tight.
But clearly it's like not it pales in comparison to what its
little brothers do. And it's very like wholesome and
stuff. But they go, he goes.
Johnny Drama goes to this like fantasy con convention where
he's like a Viking, but he's on a show called Viking Quest.
He puts on the big Viking helmet and everything.
He sees his old like female love interest and stuff.
And they start like canoe canoodling and like kissing each
other like old flames and some very Comic Con.
And you see real nerds. Yeah, real nerds.
Rainn Wilson has a great cameo as a as a comic journalist in
that It's hilarious. He's like a tabloid comic
journalist. So funny.
But I kind of fuck with Rainn Wilson.
I I. He's he's he's very woke anti
woke It'll he'll he'll eventually find us a a pet issue
to yeah as out over where he. For those guys, my yeah, my
floor, like if, if you're willing to criticize liberals
like as a liberal like. You you on the Liberal show, a
guy from the Liberal show exactly, which is a great show.
It's a great show, but. And also he he's just like an
earnest not to derail the subject, really.
Yeah. But he's just like an he's like
a he's like a Jane guy, like, you know, Jin like the just
peace and love, like literally that's your religion is just so.
It's like, well, he had a really bad, he had a bad like drug
addiction and I think his parents, it's like really weird
childhood. I've heard his story on Theo
Von, which I thought was really interesting.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, yeah, but yeah, so.
But you see like real nerds like soying out and it's not like
like your friend who like lies. You ever have people that just
become Marvel fans? Like when you don't see them for
like 6 months and they're like, Oh, I've always done this.
You're like, I don't care if it's a new interest for you.
Stop pretending like we grew up together and you were a Marvel
guy. Like, like we, we hung out, we
were young men together and you never once talked about comic
books or anything like that. And and but now it's like just
the average person is like a quote UN quote nerd, like the
average person who has like an Internet account on something,
you know, you have the whole other side of like, you know,
you know, bro, those that watch like hood videos on YouTube,
that's different. I just mean, but like the
average like person that's on like Twitter, Reddit or anything
is like a capital, you know, N nerd capital N maybe not the
best way to say that, but like hard.
Hard. D nerd, there's a hard R and AD
yeah, hard D, hard R, hard D, hard Rd. yeah, hard Rd. buddy.
Like you were saying that in a store and you're like, Oh yeah,
the hard Rd. yeah, hard Rd. And they're like what?
Yeah, but yeah, I just hate how everybody's a nerd now I.
Think part of it is the E girl situation, the cosplay
situation. I think that's part of it. 100%
the problem is that was a really good way to tank nerd culture is
let women in in a sense. And again, they're all.
And I feel bad cuz I'm not even saying there are.
I bet no, there's one. There's women nerds.
Like true women nerds, however. And I bet some of them are kind
of hot too. Like or really.
Some, you know, some because there were like the old, like
like the best is when you see like George RR Martin, hard R
Martin at at at like the scientific hunt where you used
to blog like the pussy that he was getting.
And it's like fives and sixes, but it's like nice.
You're like nice and like they're they're like girls who
were like fucking we. You would finish Fire and ice
like used to be and they and they just suck a shit.
Dry like and you're just. Like, wow, this is incredible.
But and then now it's like, yeah, a guy getting domed by
some weird like Gwen Stefani Harajuku girl, like who's just
like, give me $10.00 for Palestine.
And. Then and then like her vibrator
buzzes and and then the guy is like and then the guy
immediately is like a soyed out nerd that I don't like, you
know? Yeah, I think that used to.
And I'm not, I'm not claiming good or bad or whatever.
That used to be the especially in the early 2000s, it seems
like with that used to be the ecosystem, you could be like a
minor celebrity. You could be like an atheist
Blogger and go to the Atheist Conference and just.
Crushed. That's how all the, that's how
all the guys that got me too in 2016 lived that way.
Yeah. Yeah.
So then it was like nobody really got what they wanted out
of that era. And then a bunch of scorned
people who hated that person doing that the whole time were
like, I saw that guy grope a nerd girl.
And it was like, yeah, I saw it too.
It was fucking awesome. You know what I mean?
I mean, like, it was great. It was great.
That guy, that guy got a pussy that night off of a book about
guys read by guys who typically have trouble getting pussy.
You know what I mean? Like you.
Guys have to watch you. You and you and the wife have to
watch. Don't worry, Darlene, No.
You've been that's for like a year.
I've been putting that off. Olivia.
What's her name? Olivia Wilde, dude.
Her directorial debut, dude. Sick.
It is. It's insane.
We need to. It's like.
That's not Jason Sudeikis's ex-wife, right?
Yeah, that's the one where he where I felt bad for him because
that people were making fun of him and I'm, I'm not like some
massive fan of him, but I love his character in Eastbound and
down. So but the catcher, the catcher.
I love that. Yeah, yeah, the guy who?
Oh, DS, that's my favorite. Character.
The Ram truck, Yeah. That's one of the that's one of
the best parts of that show. And where he drives it, He
drives it to the funeral. And then the guy's his other
brother, played by Jason Sudeikis.
Like, where'd you get this truck?
Yeah, found it, dude. Fucking sick.
Yeah, but he, they said when he got divorced from her, he
fucking laid in front of the car so she couldn't leave.
Damn. And like there were people,
like, should have kept going. I'm like, really should have
killed her or she should have killed him.
Killed him. Yeah, it's like, but if I did
that to a protester, people like you can't run over a protester
like the guy's wife. Like, fuck, it's sad and like,
you know what I mean? And it's.
But yeah, that I I will watch. That no it's we'll do an EP on
it we. Need to do that and we need to
do the pit. We need to do the pit like the
pit is calling to us. That's just a pure content
thing, Crichton and ties, you know, And then it's probably
lived darted as fuck. So that's on HBO, right?
Oh, it's on Max. We might.
Yeah, we might start that tonight.
I'll watch the first one. And I'll watch the first.
Yeah, next week. Next week, we'll do.
It's a date. But yeah, that's no.
But like, yeah, the nerd, like the nerd culture was so niche
that like you'd see these guys where like they would go around
a football player or something and you'd be like, that guy's a
nerd. And they were like, dude, that
guy actually goes to like conventions and just crushes
because he wrote, you know, a graphic novel about fucking
toxic waste that turns into like a guy that fights and and
they're like, this is that's so cool.
And and then the even the Bros, the football guys would be like,
damn, for real. Fucking damn.
That guy's still a fucking huge nerd, but nice.
But now it's like the the athletes are nerds and
everybody's a nerd, which like, it's this idea where men getting
fixated on something or, and then women doing it too, but
they kind of lean into it. They like, like being the female
nerd, but like a guy, yeah, I'm a total nerd.
I love Superman. You're just like you have a pair
of Superman like slippers. It's how that's.
How you define Yeah. It's how you define the word
nerd has to be autistic obsession with one or more
hobbies at extreme social cost and when the social cost is
removed, you know, and it's yeah, exactly.
I love that. It could be anything.
It could be like what we rant about or what I rant.
Where did you did you just did? You that was just that sound
like something you heard somewhere on top of the Dome.
Wow, that sounded. Like maybe I.
That sounds like something somebody like.
I'm not saying you couldn't have made it up, but you had.
It sounded like you had just watched a video where someone
said that and told me. That's incredible.
Yeah. No, I'm glad it's original.
Love it. Yeah.
But that's used to be like like like wiggers in in rap.
That's a. Nerd too.
That's because wiggers now are like people who like.
I love, first of all, I love that Wigger is always hard.
Hard. Yeah.
Why is it always hard? Hard.
It doesn't sound right with a soft day.
I know it. Yeah, it doesn't.
Yeah, it doesn't sound right, but like, no, that was the thing
that I think like people made fun of that back then.
Like guys like like pull up your fucking pants, you idiot.
Like, or people would like say that.
Like this guy fucking listens to that type.
Of taking rest and hits and shit nowadays.
It's like, yeah, all white people listen to rap, like like
all white people. Like it's the average white
person has like rap on their. It was, you know, people you say
rap is crap back then, dude, rap is spell crap without spelling
rap, man. Like it was, it was a big thing.
So like if you went to school with like baggy clothes and and
it's not this is beyond like the cool guy with baggy clothes.
It was like the kind of like weird, like methed out nerd
Family Guy. Like where you're like, I don't
know if your mom's like don't hang out with him.
Like, you know, yeah. Like, like you find out you're
like, you're see that guy you should be scared of and you're
like, that's why like it, it's like you hear it now that and
it's just these like New York, like art people that discovered
that discovered like new metal, like, yeah, in like 2022.
And and they're, and they're like, dude, have you heard?
Fucking static X, man, Yeah. And you're and you're start
somewhere. Yeah, which again, that's fine.
But like they they're like, I'm like total wigger like, and it's
like, all right, bro. Like no, you're not, you know,
and and and it's like it's and it's fine.
But it's just like, again, there's no social cost to it.
That's that's the our social cost is, is removed from the
situation. Like nobody thinks it's bad that
you do that. And no or no, you just won't run
the risk of being made fun of for any of this stuff.
So I, you know, I don't know. So yeah.
Well, wow. What an episode.
Yeah, that's a spicy one for the
free feed. It is, but I don't I don't
that's the things I don't regret anything we said.
No, I never like, you know what I mean?
Like there'll be times where I'm like, God damn, somebody, like
somebody that hates me could find that and I go, I don't
care. Like I First off, First off, the
hit compilation is going to be hilarious.
Like the one where people make the I want make the hit
compilation. Well, like, I love it.
Because it's going to be like, I'm not saying we're at that
level or any or that we're ever that funny, but it's going to be
like Matt and Shane where like they were just the funniest.
Stuff in the world and all they're doing is saying dump
ring and neuter like, you know, and stuff and it's hilarious and
and, and everybody thinks it's funny even.
And that was their whole thing during it right Was like I when
you hit. I know Shane doesn't like to
talk about it anymore, which I get it.
You know, he's like, yeah, for sure.
I get it. You don't want to talk.
You don't want you don't want to be the guy that got cancelled
all your life. You got to ride that way for a
little bit and then rebuild. So he, he would, he was saying,
but like he, he was just saying because he knew it.
He goes, he hated when it came from like comics.
He's like, I don't care if some like nerd girl doesn't like
that. He's like, that's whatever.
They can get mad about that or whatever.
But when it's like another comic, a guy who I know or I've
seen it like an open mic is like is like clearly just you like
finding this as a way in to get me.
I hate that shit. And I, I agree.
I like that I our biggest fan, our biggest haters, our biggest
haters all have like 3 episode RSS feeds that haven't been
updated in like 3 years. You know what I mean?
Because like they the are the people that hate us the most are
people that do are people that can never quite keep a podcast
going, you know, And like, it's, you know, why it's easy to keep
going, why this is so easy to keep going is because it's fun
and like, like it's fun and I don't regret it.
And to be honest, like, I think it's going to age like wine.
And we don't need we never need to say anything.
We never need to have a take, you know, we never.
And it's yeah. And the whole, yeah, the dirtbag
comedians, that God where they're, I don't know what the
rules are that's so edgy, but then they're like, you fucking
pig. And they're just like, what are
the what? I just need to know what the
rules are, you know? And even then.
When I go to New York and tell a joke that Luigi mangione's lame,
like, can I do that? Yeah.
Even then I won't play by the rules.
But can I just know what the fuck they are?
And it's like, no you can't. And it's like.
Yeah, it's insane. And so.
I love on Twitter when I just see people like people be like
the whole like when you know, people have more on our side of
things where they'll be like. So do you think he's innocent or
do you think that he did the right thing?
That's. The weird thing if he gets off,
if he gets off, leftists are cooked by the way.
I don't know why they're going to see it as a victory.
I'm like, so then it was a complete psyop then, right?
And they completely his dude, he's reading like Atomic Habits
and like Humorbin's book. And he's not like a.
Leftist. He's not.
He's literally not I am. I am Patsy pilled a little bit
on certain things, like because like, like I just got done
reading Delillo's Libra, which we're going to be talking about
on Game of Fiction. And it's just it's all about
like a very literary novel about how Oswald was just a subject of
military intelligence for a long time.
And like, and it's very human. It's not like coming to our
laboratory, Lee, we're going to show you these videos.
It's like, yeah, very much a bro.
That's like, oh man, you just got beat up by those weird Cuba
guys, like anti Cuba guys. Let's go get a beer, dude.
Fucking. They go get a beer and they talk
and it's like, yeah, the Kennedy guy, man, I wish you would
really lean into that, Fidel, because Oswald was a communist,
right? Or at least that's what he
presented as. And you know, and then and then
all of a sudden it's like, man, so we should really just like
take care of that guy. You whoever did that would go
down is great forever. And then maybe they could defect
to Russia. Where does this do like economy,
you know, and they they do all these things and I'm like, I
when somebody like that is like hyper impressionable, you know
what I mean? And like, and, and something,
and I think the Goodreads page is completely fake, by the way.
I think that's just literally like I do.
That's the thing that's like with all these guys, I don't
even know. I don't even pretend to trust
any. Yeah, he might not.
Have done it. I mean, like what I mean is he
might not have done it, but like if they didn't then like you
just you've you've made this like it's a continuation of
Aaron Bushnell where it's like, OK, this is like this this guy
that quote UN quote martyred himself.
But what if it's not real? And if he gets off on this
technicality or something, something, then what are you
saying about the justice system? Like, what do you like?
No, it's weird. It's very strange.
Yeah, I don't know. And the whole thing of like.
What I'm saying is they need him.
They need him to be punished as fullest.
Exactly, is what I'm saying. Yeah, Yeah.
The rooting point. But I'm like does.
That work for you guys? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. And the whole like health
insurance CEO and I again, I, I don't, I'm not very I'm not.
I'm dealing with someone. Particularly fond of health.
Insurance right now you. Know I'm not.
Bullshit right now. Yeah, dude, it's bad.
Yeah, yeah. And it's like, so they should
die, but also force yourself to get maxed and also right.
And the whole thing. And I was reading, you know,
like all the base, you know, the crowd health is like the health
insurance alternative that like a lot of base podcasters kind of
do. And it looks we might get it.
It looks kind of tight. Where you test subject?
Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah. You know where it's like where
it's fucking, you know where it's like if you don't trust
doctors and need them all the fucking time, like some, some
people really need doctors all the time, Whatever.
And it it seems to work for people way cheaper what you they
are. They fight for you on your
behalf and everything. And then I was just, I was like
Googling it and then I know you're laughing at me, but
there's a Reddit thread about it.
And it was like, hey, what do you guys think of crowd health?
And I click on it in every comment.
And you, they're all Redditors, right?
And they're like, seems fake. Just go with, just go with OHP.
Just go with HH. Just go with the government 1.
And it's like, don't you guys hate that shit?
Like, no, they just hate that not everyone has it.
That's The thing is nothing is inherently evil to them except
for like, except for these like speech crimes that you can do.
That's all inherently evil. But like, but all these other
things, it's just because not everyone as them, they're
maximalists in these front in these things.
But yeah, so, yeah. Well, yeah, guys, banger, the
banger episode coming up on Gain of fiction.
We have, like I said, man, there's a big backlog.
We have a John Cheever episode, great short story writer, and I
spread these out every couple of weeks.
So it's not fiction all the time.
So that's why it takes a long time for these to come out.
The Plague by Camus Libra, Don de Lillo and then Welbeck map in
the territory so that those will all be coming out soon.
So check that out. Rare
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Going to fight going to try to find a way to allow our RSS feed
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I'm going to try. I'm going to try guys, and if
you guys know any ways of doing that, please hit me up because I
found out that that's something you can do.
I'm kind of switching to Spotify for us as, as a kind of a main
host because SoundCloud is awful.
It's probably because I hate on their rappers all the fucking
time. But the, the, the, we might be
able to do that. So that'll be the case.
Then we have Chronicles of Dao that'll be free.
You're going to give that away graciously.
That'll be like free on the sub stack.
Free on audition you're auditioning for.
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leave a review YouTube subscribe to us.
Just things like that. That should really helps, really
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Like honestly, sometimes more than $5.00 of those.
But if you do both, that's the best.
So yeah, on that note, guys, everybody have a safe week.
We'll catch you guys next.