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It's a morning horse. It's a morning horse for sure.
Our tribute to Scott Adams. Yeah, I was gonna bring that up,
but I knew one of us was gonna bring that up.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Shout out. Yeah, I mean, Scott, I feel bad
for the demand. Cancer is just such a rough one.
And. Especially because we know why
he has cancer. Yeah, and we I mean, we clown on
him. I I got to love hate, but hate,
not hate, you know, but it's just love clown, you know, kind
of thing with Scott Adams. And I mean, for a while for the
in the before this election, I was listening to his show every
day at work. It's, it's funny, it's
entertaining, you know, and it was.
He's very funny. He's very funny.
He's a smart dude and yeah, but well, I mean, it's like I you
don't need to go all like Reddit like anti hippie medicine when
you have cancer. That's my thing is like, you
know, it's. Yeah, I think there's two ways
to interpret what's happening there.
So anybody doesn't know Scott Adams, he was the most famous
for his creation of the comic strip Dilbert around 2016.
I think he got was talking about, I remember he used to
talk about Trump being a hypnotist.
Yeah. But then like also he liked
them, you know, like, and and so a lot of people turned on him,
right? I mean very average Dilbert
reader. From like also a Democrat voter
his entire life too. So it's like right.
So it's people are like he's a MAGA guy, but.
He's a classic case of like the what people say is the new
alignment of like MAGA people is these people who never you know.
So he did that for a while now when COVID hit, he kind of was a
science trust or he was very, um, he was very, you know,
vaccine. He was always just like, well,
you guys, there's a vaccine. I don't know why you guys don't
take it. You guys are really stupid.
Nothing of what you guys are saying to discredit pro vax
takes is is true and I'm smarter than you who's very
condescending about it. But that's his style.
It doesn't matter if he even if he thinks, even if he thinks
Detroit style pizza is better than New York, he'll talk to you
in that same. Regard.
That's you, that's your belief. But.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
I thought you were a Detroit. Guy, I thought you were a big
Detroit guy. I First off to just pin
pigeonhole me to anyone kind of pizza.
It says a lot about, says a lot about you, honestly.
But. Different.
Structs not every time. I don't always want to fucking
brick every day, you know, so sometimes you want a little you
want to dude, it's a great, it's a great food.
So I I I mean. Anyways, I hate the.
Yeah, you're not a yeah, you're not like a one lane guy with
that. I know what what do you think
the Ninja Turtles ate? Like, you know, just fucking the
God who cares? But anyways, the the the Scott
Adams thing, he would definitely like that's how he went about
everything. But you know, for a lot of
normie political issues, he was really good, like really smart,
really centered. And now what was funny is he was
on an arc where it was like he's like God, to be honest, I think
these anti vaxxers like broken clocks right twice a day.
I think they were right about this, right, like they were
right about this for a while. Then he kind of been went back
into I don't know yet, but that come on, you know, this is dumb.
And then and then he gets hit with cancer.
Now this is a guy who maybe not his whole life was healthy, but
this last chapter of his life has been extremely healthy.
He really turned himself around. His diet is better than mine.
He sure he eats. He never eats bread and he eats
like a pound of like organic berries a day, which is pretty
right, you know, And he so it's like.
So why would somebody get suddenly super aggressive
cancer? Not not just the cancer.
Now look, a guy in his 60s getting cancer is not unheard
of. Like I'm not going to sit here
and say any case of that is is from mRNA vaccination.
But but when you get that suddenly aggressive prostate, I
don't. Was it prostate?
I think it yeah, prostate. One of the two, one of the two
like we're, we're down there basically.
And you if you get, if you get that and it's super aggressive
and you get the idea. He went to the doctor pretty
regularly. Didn't he have his own doctor or
something? I thought his own doctor turned
on him or something. That was something weird, right?
Didn't you send me something about his doctor?
Oh, well, he no, he was yeah, there's that guy William Makis
or Makis he he's a big like Twitter.
I don't know. I'm he's like a big ivermectin
fed like a Mel Gibson asked, you know, ivermectin fed biz and
all. What's that one those 3
molecules ivermectin and a couple others that so he claims
he treats a bunch of cancer. So anyway, like they were just
beefing because I guess Scott high.
Well, it's weird because Scott he says he's like ivermectin.
There's no way ivermectin words for cancer, but then it said,
but I hired this guy as a consultant to try and cure my
cancer with I and then I guess he threw him under the bus and
that guy was like, hold up. I don't know who I don't know.
I think they they both might be kind of gay about this, but I.
Yeah, why not experiment then? You know what I mean?
Like, why not? Why not even data point?
Yeah, and that guy was like, I was never his doctor.
I he just hired me as like a consultant and like he didn't
actually do what I said and all this shit.
Which honestly like I even if someone was calling me I don't
know if I would like write a whole thread on why this guy
with cancer. This guy's going to die.
I. Know, I don't know, it's the
whole thing stinks, you know and it's just.
That's why I. Also like Scott Adams, that is
gay if Scott Adams. Well, so there's a couple ways
to look about this. I have a feeling he secretly is
trying all of the the base stuff and but he but he's just because
OK, you know what happens, you know?
Dude, when my sorry, I just have like when my when my dad right
because he he died of a heart attack.
Right. Right.
The way it happened was he, he had a pretty massive heart
attack at 64 years old, almost 65 and like a couple, yeah, like
right before his birthday. And then he went to the
hospital. They sent him home and
everything. You know, they were like got him
on meds and he was not. He was like a he was like a
Christian Scientist asked like non medical truster, like AT&T.
And then and then a week later he he died basically probably
had another one in his sleep or something.
And that's pretty. Common.
That's a very common thing to have happen, yeah.
For sure, but what's funny, the reason I interjected is because
he he was all you know, this is when I was like peak plant
based, like, you know, when I was more like lecturing my
family. Not like I was never that
hardcore about it, but I was like, Yo, we can.
I was showing them the fight. You showed up at one time we had
the picture. You showed up as a as a as a
diseased heart. You showed up in a costume as a
diseased. Heart showed up as a prant.
Yeah, as a prant and then when you sat down with us and then
you didn't say anything but just you dressing up like that was a
lecture to. Us and then I said meet, meet is
murder and everyone class. You glued your hands to the
counter because the plant based Creamer.
Yeah, of. Course.
Yeah, yeah, and yeah. And but in that week between, so
he was like, not like he was always accepting, but he would
like make fun of me. He's like, he's like, dude, what
the fuck are you eating? You know, all this shit.
And he's like, come on, it doesn't matter.
In that week between before he knew that he was going to die or
whatever, you know, he was emailing all of us.
He's like, I'm going to get a juicer.
I'm going full plant. So like when you're everyone
says that, everyone's always says like, I don't care when I
and I do, I do think some people really believe that, that they
don't really ultimately care when they die.
We all have to do that. I don't think it's healthy to
fear death, but when you're staring down the barrel of a gun
and you're like, damn, am I going to see my grandkids?
Am I going to see be born? All this stuff.
Everyone has an about face and everyone changes, you know, And
like even the most hardcore like carne asada eater and shit, you
know what I mean? Like Burrito Eater?
Yeah. And you know, if you extrapolate
that to like even like average Twitter user who like will do
that a lot is kind of AI. Don't know if it's a non
sequitur, but just like you, if there's a health discussion,
someone just goes, I just eat chicken fingers because me, you
know, I could get hit by a bus. You know, like people that say
that, which again, yeah, I just doubt that that's what you
actually believe because you'll see the same people freak out
over every odd interaction on Twitter and stuff.
You're like, wait, so you're not really that calm?
Like you're not really this. That's what I'm saying.
No, that's what I'm saying. You.
Haven't ascended in this forum like like they freak out like
they they lock their account when somebody replies to them
negatively like it's just these weird things.
It's like I see that you care about literally everything else
that's hot if you're face, because if you're like 25 years
old and you eat chicken fingers every day, eventually you'll
start feeling like shit. But at the time you're probably
like, you know what, I'm fine, you know, like I'm fine.
But like when you start hitting sixty and like you said, it's
too young to die, but not it's too young for you to accept
death a lot of times. But if you're but also.
Tracy Chapman Dude, body's too young to look like that body's.
Too, Yeah, you're old enough. You're old enough for like
things to happen really like like very strange things could
happen like like that are kind of nobody's fault so.
And sometimes they are somebody's fault, But you know,
I, I, just, to me, it's like I, I, I fear it's weird.
I, I have a very, very odd part, like kind of odd relationship
with death. It's almost like a, a
narcissistic fear of like my presence not being in the world,
you know, rather than death itself, like I'm dying.
It's just more so like, Oh my gosh, I left my wife, you know,
like my wife's not here, you know, like there's all these,
all these things that could happen.
The Raiders might win now, you know, Now that I'm dead, That's
not. For sure I'm not.
No, no, yeah. Of course now they want to
fucking draft. Well, you know, like like it
just that that would be. You see it with older Raider
fans. They're like, I have for 20
years, we haven't made the playoffs.
And like, then the guy died. And, like, seriously, like the
people. Raiders fans die.
Yeah, Raiders. Raiders fans died in 2014.
Let's just put it that way, dude.
It's like, yeah. When you, when you tailgate,
when you tailgate that fucking hard, dude, it's like, yeah,
like you're a martyr. You're a soldier.
Yeah, but, but yeah, for the autumn wind.
But yeah, but the, but no, with Scott Adams, I guess what I was
saying is I think he's secretly trying the base stuff because I,
I do. I don't think he's like, oh, I'm
ready to die. However, I get what he's doing.
When something bad happens to you and you talk about it
sometimes, like advice, waves of advice are annoying.
You know, like, like when you're, when you're like, I get
that. I get the idea where it was
like, look, I know all that. I know what all that stuff is.
But guys like the most like I
took a class, the only class that I thought other than my
radio class in college that I thought actually meant anything
was this fake ass class called the Stories of Death.
And what they do is it was all about.
And I hadn't really lost anybody at that point.
So that that was that was tough. But there were a lot of people
that like one of the main cruxes of that.
We would read like short fiction about death and like decaying
and all stuff. It was really interesting.
And then there would be mourning and like how to deal, how to
like, how to comfort a friend and the teacher who had lost
like everybody in her family, she said, like, you know, the
worst thing you can do, like some of the worst shit you can
say is in like good faith a lot of times or with good, good
intentions when somebody dies and everyone's like, well,
they're probably in heaven with your brother and all this stuff.
And like, the, the best thing you can say when somebody has
something horrible happened to him is man, that fucking sucks,
man. God that sucks.
That's that's real. That's real empathy.
Because that's what everyone feels.
That's what happens. There's no solution to it at the
moment. But but also it, it, it, it
alerts the person of your presence, but also doesn't like,
it doesn't put all these other stupid thing because they're not
feeling that way. They don't feel that way that
like, oh, they're in heaven right now cosmically with the
lights. Even if eventually a year from
now they'll feel that way. It's.
And so I think when somebody's like, I have cancer, I'm
probably not going to get out of this.
I don't expect to survive this summer.
Now plot twist, I think he's a market based guy.
I think he is going to survive this summer and he's like oh
Psych got my shit right dude, Juicer blend.
I think he's going to do it. That's just my thing, but.
He always he does he always pops back up dude.
He's always he has the arcs and and my whole thing with him and
I do I don't I, I do I think he is a special guy and like a good
contributor. I think he's the world's worst
without him for sure. And, and my whole thing with him
is everyone trusts something and he he's just like a he thinks
like he's like Elon Musk, smartest guy in the world, you
know, and he's like one of those and he's like that, that all in
pod. He's like all in pod, those
guys, those guys, man, I'm telling.
And it's just like, like, I don't know, I'm not saying those
guys are stupid or Elon Musk is stupid, but they're literally
just like like start up guys, you know, and it's just like
fucking I don't know, they're they're cool.
You know, I don't, I don't hate them, but he's like, dude, he's
like latched in, but he's all in, he's all in and all in for
sure. You know, it's like, it's like
you, you're, you know, you're, you're invested in that type of
thing. I'm invested in weird.
And dude, I fully get it. Like the the kind of MAGA boomer
that is suddenly like a cancer expert now.
And I'm someone who believes all that shit, but they it's it is
it annoys me, even though I'm like on their side, you know,
and I'm like, dude, shut up. You don't know that this gears
can't like I I think it was, but you don't know.
Well, then you have the guy who's just like, Are you sure
you even have cancer? Are you fucking sure?
Are you fucking sure that you even have it?
They told you you had something that really happened was the
testing they did. And again, I believe in a lot of
this stuff, like a lot of like mammograms, I think are pretty
fucking bad. Like there's, there's like, I
mean, you can get them. I'm not saying, you know, don't
I will never tell somebody not to get them, but I just mean
like there's definitely some some data that would say like
mammograms where they're just smashing your fight.
If you have lumps in there, they're smashing them basically
and fucking deploying them in a worse way.
Like there's, there's a lot. I mean, again, the cancer
industry is horrible right now. What I in many such, you know,
and so I, I guess to me as I was like, I think he knew and he did
say he's like, I think the anti vax was right about this.
He's like, cuz why am I getting this aggressive ass cancer right
now? Like it's it's and you know, I
don't want to feel make anybody feel bad.
And we don't talk about this that much because I feel like if
you're listening to this and you got like vax in 2020 or
whatever, you did it. I wish, I wish you didn't just
for your sake, but I don't think anybody wants to hear about like
the cancer they're about to get, you know, or, or if they're
about, I'm not saying you're going to get it.
I just mean if that's about to happen, I'm I'm sure there's a
lot of people who kind of want to forget that that happened,
but it sucks. You see lots of people, like
you'll see random things of like influencer at like 27 years old,
like dies of like insane bone cancer.
And you're like what? You know, like, like, and and
yeah, I'm people go, well, that happens all the time.
That happens, does it? Because any time that does
happen, people go, they were too young.
How does this happen? And just God even exists.
People do all these things when people like that die.
But if we say go, if we say actually that thing that clearly
exists caused this, they're like, Oh no, you idiot.
What? Pfizer Moderna.
No, you kidding me? That furry would never design
something that gave you cancer. That furry furry.
That furry yiffing freak furry. Might be the one I'm like, I
would, I don't care. It's like I don't care.
I'll take all if if the if the if the bars are good, if people
are dropping bars, like I don't care where it's coming from.
I really don't, you know, but I've decided I I don't care
about a furry's opinion on any talk.
Like there's all these like, there's all these like, arguably
like, you like smart. Like you're an animal.
I don't care about my fucking dog's opinion though.
I'm just saying, dude. I'm like.
There are those Twitter accounts where it's like, you could tell
they're intelligent and you could tell they have like,
thoughts on things and blah, blah, blah, and they write these
like crazy posts and shit and it's like, I'm a furry and I'm
like, I'm good. I'm sorry.
Like I'm good, dude. It's like I yeah, it's not,
yeah. Yeah, you, you dress up like you
dress up like an animal, and no sports are involved.
Yeah, it's you're the mascot without the support.
Yeah, I know you're the Miami of Ohio RedHawks.
Oh, no, I'm just a perverted bird.
Thank you. Just a perverted freak bird.
And we, we rented out the whole Embassy Suites because
everyone's in tech and we have a bunch of money, and then we fuck
each other and create vaccines. It's fucking awesome.
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Well, that that parlays into the next thing I kind of wanted to
talk about. What would you do if you saw a
video of me performing a certain not a sex act because I cause
any sex act. I don't think it would freak you
out, right? I think you'd be like, what are
you doing? But like for the most if but if
I was like doing dominate the financial domination, like feet
licking stuff in a miniskirt, If I did that, what would you do?
What would be your reaction like?
So what I mean is like you wake up in the morning.
The Australians have already seen it, the RC Australian fans,
by the way, that's our second leading listening country,
right? Is is Australia.
I love it. I mean, I, I absolutely love it
more than Canada, which is, yeah.
You would think just like a bigger country though.
Like you would. Yeah, well, you know, you would,
you would think it was a bigger country.
Now, if you asked me what was the worst country in 2020 and
20/20/21, I would have said Australia.
Right now it's Canada. Not even close.
Yeah, cuz the cuz the Canada has the other Australian.
The Canada was more top down. The Australians seemed more
organic, you know, more like everyone was involved, like a
little. You know, it was women is what
we found out. It was, it was in Australia.
It was Australia. I We.
There was a lot of. Australian women that were
really, yeah, bothering me during that time, they were like
these trapdoor spider arachnid women that were like, they were
like, if you get down here and like just just this weird, like
the Claire Lemons and then that other one, which I'm not going
to say her name. I don't know who it is, that
cackling fucking wench like that.
Those ones, those ones were like, And then the Bros.
The Bros are like, women are crazy.
Yeah, yeah. No, I have like one of my good
one of my good friends who I talked to maybe every we met in
the States and he is Australian and then he moved back there and
started a family and cool total guy, total horse.
And he we talk every couple of years maybe, you know, and he,
he he was always hitting me up during the, the pandemic.
And he's like, what do you think about the vaccine, man?
I'm like, dude, I'm just saying I think it's fucking wack.
I'm not getting it. And he was trying to both.
He's like, he was kind of, yeah, I could see that, man.
He's like, I don't know, man, I might just get one dose and then
do some of the natural stuff and I'm never understood.
And I'm like, if you want, man, but I know you're going to
regret it and blah, blah. And so it's like he's just the
one guy I know and. I but for Allstate concept.
Yeah, but I think we know every base person in Canada listen to
our show like we we captured the whole Canada.
Market yeah, for sure. No, for sure.
So I always. Forget I always forget that
because I my Toronto tweet that I sent was and then they all
like I forget that. I always forget that those
Canadians are Canadians that listen to our show like half you
know? You know what?
I got right right right Mac. And you know.
Geo all the all the all the all the mainstay staple people.
Yeah, for sure. The well, anyways, what I was
saying is let's say the Australians have already seen my
kink video that have already happened and stuff.
What would you do? Like, what would you do?
Like, would you hit me up first? Would you immediately start
doing PR for the company? What would you do?
I don't really I don't know. I I mean, I would hit you up
just to be like you good, you know first, but I.
Like first you would OK, I just want to show.
Yeah, OK. That's good.
I wouldn't even fuck yeah, I don't care about that.
I I know who we're talking about here.
No. No, we're going to.
We're going to talk about that in general because it's
fascinating to be honest. It is, and I, I will say I admit
I'm self reflective enough to know, zooming out that if that
were one of my enemies and someone I didn't like, I'd be
like, man, what the fuck, you know and shit.
But the fact that it's someone that I generally do, I'm like, I
respect, you know, I'm like, why can't?
Someone do this to Patrick Mahomes dude.
I know. Like, like, dude, come on.
Yeah. But anyways, you know, I mean,
you know what's out there, you know, Patrick Mahomes.
Yeah, for sure. For sure, yeah, but but well, So
what I cuz what's interesting about it is, and I made jokes
about it cuz they wake up and everybody's talking about this
thing. It's Glenn Greenwald, right?
And everyone's like fucking Glenn.
I wake up and I see all these fucking Glenn a lot of stuff the
same. And I'm like, thank God that
mine doesn't have two ends, you know, cuz different.
Wow, yeah, cuz I mean, I'm not saying there's a tape of me,
there's not, but I just, you know, you never know, right?
You never know. But I it's fat.
It's crazy to me because what happened was is for anyone who
doesn't know, Glenn Greenwald, very kind of left-leaning, but
pro free speech is kind of an old guard.
Left is very much like a Thaddeus Russell.
These guys that there are times they're going to frustrate you.
You know, I'm more so Glenn Greenwald than Thaddeus Russell.
I really like Thaddeus Russell, but the Glenn Greenwald they'll
frustrate you because they'll hit these kind of like walls
that you like. You know that's not true or like
you know that like like when he was freaking out about like
basically both. I think it was scenario
basically not not what however you feel about him was not
willing to mortgage Brazil to have Pfizer there.
Essentially. It's not like he was like
freaking out about that. He.
Was and flu shots. And but at the end of the day,
free speech absolutism, which is just not a thing on the left
anymore. It just isn't.
It doesn't exist. So, you know, he's still kind of
a last vestige of that. So he ends up getting haters
from all of the sides, right, for being a free speech for
someone who's saying like, OK, that guy might have a swastika
on, but like you should be allowed to speak freely because
of the implications of what that like.
I like when people think like that.
I've always known that he had a little bit of kinky stuff.
You know, it's just that you you hear him through the Grapevine
that that guy always was into some, some some, you know, stuff
I wouldn't do again. He's also a gay guy.
So that's different. When I I assume every gay guy.
I'm sorry, I assume every gay guy has a tape like that and not
a tape. That's that's the problem.
Has done something not of that sort, just something where a
straight person would go. What?
My friend Tom, like, you know, like, like dude, I know Tom was
gay, but we were just having beers.
What the fuck? Like the tranny porn and the
fucking Yeah, the thing that I. I assume there was a lot of
people like I can assume, like all of my gay friends, I love
them and stuff. I just assume that there's
something within the same realm, a tear of weird that would that
they do. Why do people film it?
I I don't understand it. Like that's part of the king
probably. Dude that's he's.
He's he's older, older, not old, older to where like I'd expect a
22 year old guy to be like I film everything.
I'm content creator and I'm just like like you.
I would. I'm not even a lights on guy,
dude. I'm a lights off all the way
dude. I'm just like, I'm not even like
AI don't even care film. I'm like what the fuck, dude?
Yeah, it's crazy. First off, yeah, I'm not
definitely not holding a camera. Yeah, like, yeah.
Or. And then as a third person
holding. Absolutely not.
You're not. Yeah.
Trust you to get my angles right.
Yeah. Fuck you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also fucking Stanley Kubrick all
of a sudden. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck.
More like Ryan Coogler. Yeah, you're like Ryan Coogler
with the camera on my sex tape, but the.
No. And this and this is dividing
everyone. It's dividing a lot of people.
And I'm sure our listener base is sure divided on.
It and I get it. I get it because it's just like.
It's bad and honestly the worst part is the the hard drug use
with adopted. Kids and the power dynamic I
don't I just. What have you talked about on
that? Why are you doing meth?
I don't I'm sorry. Like you're you make a half
$1,000,000 a year on on Substack dude like.
One of those things with the gay guys that's yeah, gay guy or not
every, but like I would say a solid 65 to 70% and that number
could be conservative of gay men that, you know, have at least
done meth. Yeah, I do.
I've asked some of my buddies like that I grew up with.
I'm like, give her a fuck with that.
Like, yeah, sometimes you go to those.
Parts and that's something like a like a straight like a guy
that a straight guy that will try cocaine we'll do psychedelic
they'll be like meth they'll like never even yeah what you
know and. If you want intervention or
something like this is crazy, yeah.
I don't know man. And it's, it is the, I don't
know, it's not really. Porn.
Apparently I I clicked out of the video ASAP.
People were telling me that there was there was straight
porn in the background. They dudes love straight porn,
dude. That's that's another thing I've
heard. They just don't.
They like, that's like the one time they like watching women is
like, yeah, with the straps. There's a, perhaps there's a.
There's like a self insert kind. Of like how we're experts on the
gays too. The gay dynamic, Yeah, No.
I mean, it is interesting, right?
Because you have like, OK man, Because if that was you, I'd be
like, what the fuck? First off, you went to Brazil
without me. If that was the guy, I'd be mad.
I'd be like, why are you in Brazil?
You didn't fucking hit me up in your way.
Solo Brazil trip. That's the weirdest part.
If I'd be like, why are you in Brazil?
Well, that's the other factor here is like, yo, Brazil, I'm
just saying I'm you. You either go there to you
either go there to be a Nazi or and or a sexual deviant.
And I'm weird. I'm not kind of like, I'm like a
I'm not, I'm not real. I, I don't know, the whole
concert, the whole like Matt Walsh thing, you know, the whole
like, I'm, yeah, Brazil is like a very, you know, much more
liberated freaky country in that, in that aspect.
It's a thing. It's a thing, Brazil.
Right. Sure.
And they have like they have. It's just, it's just gigantic
Pixar. Asses part of all exactly.
Yeah, gigantic Pixar asses and soccer people with like soccer
player dexterity, of course. Because it's, yeah, dude, it's
crazy. Volleyball and some music, dude,
the music. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. So anyway, it's, I don't know.
It's it's interesting, but I cuz I guess I'm thinking about the
kids and that cuz the whole conservative thing is like
there's a big. Thing in it.
The adopted children and surrogates and things like that
and like are and I'm almost, I don't know.
Also, I do think there are, I do think there are normie gay guys
like Mayor Pete and shit, you know, and like I, I think those
types of guys are, maybe they got a little freak in them, but
there is for sure. Funny if a tape comes out of
with him and and we'll have the freezing cold take by you.
That would be hilarious. Remember the the the Yeah,
exactly. I it the odds are already in in
Vegas. Remember that Devin The Dude
video where he's talking about the the Jamaican guy making him
a bootleg tape? So make it tape.
Yeah, guy is like where Devin The Dude is like trying to find
some like rare ass dub tapes and he has this Jamaican
acquaintance and friend and he's like, tell you what make you
tape man is that that's that's all I'm thinking of right now
with this Glenn Green. Also was that was that filmed on
like a Motorola Razor? Like when I was like was is this
from like 2007 or something? Like is that a decent chance?
It could have been, you know, because.
We watched. We were watching that in high
school. I remember, yeah.
The Glenn Greenwald tape. Oh, no, no, I thought he meant
the dev and the dot. Yeah, it was the same you were.
Watching that in high school, not me.
That's what I'm saying like is that a new tape like cuz I it
looks I was like, what is the video quality of this dude?
Like this is crazy like I and cuz you.
What if that's their logic? Like no one will be able to tell
if we use the razor in the old shoe box.
You have the Razor and you just you got the old ass USB cable,
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
So you just have like a digital
camera, like one of those old digital Sony digital cameras.
Yeah, I just thought it was yeah, that was, that was crazy.
Cuz I, cuz I, I guess what I'm saying is, is I hold when a gay
guy does something crazy, I'm always just like, oh, OK, like,
yeah, all right. But then if it was you or if it
was anybody I knew that was like straight or, you know, conducted
themselves as such, I'd be like, dude.
And, and again, I still think the tape is weird.
I just, I just know I'm always just like, just don't film it,
man. Like just don't film it.
Like you hear about all these people like, oh, you do, yeah,
Steve McQueen, right. Like Steve McQueen is a guy who
AAA the guy is gay as shit. Like the guy was one of the
gayest actors. I mean all those guys from back
then, the guys that like have the masculinity that people go
we need to return to like classic Hollywood.
And it's like Steve McQueen, Cary Grant, all these guys who
are straight up at least bisexual at the at the at the
core. Steve McQueen moved to Palm
Springs in the 60s, which was like literally the gayest boomer
place of all time to like live. And and he moved there in the
60s with his wife. And he was probably just
cruising the entire time. And and but at the end of the
day, are there tapes of Steve McQueen?
No. So it's left up to this, like,
yeah, it's left up to our ability to go.
Dad, I was like probably a little free, you know, he's
probably deviant or some leather and stuff like that.
But then when you see when you see the guy with like I said,
you're right, the tray of the meth stuff was very disturbing.
I was like, yeah. And again, I is that an old, it
might be a very old tape. And again, doesn't excuse.
It's kind of the same. I would have the same tape tape.
But I was like, that's is this before the kid?
You know, I, Yeah. Yeah.
And this is the the thing with I don't know, where was that?
Where's it going with that? I forget.
Yeah. But the whole, I don't know,
it's interesting. Yeah, I'm brain farting, but the
drug thing is crazy. This is another thing where I'm
going back to the Taoist thing with the because, sorry.
That's not where I expected. You to.
I know, I know. Yeah, well, I'm trying to save
my stumble here with the because when you when you all the,
because we our side makes fun of the whole our like the like BDSM
kind of thing, which is like a it is like a mask on top of
sexuality. So it I'm saying it's like the
energy of sexual exchange with a partner.
If you if you focus on that, if you'd know just some basics of
this stuff and you could become intermediate and advanced or
whatever, you know, and that is much more exciting than any dumb
like role play or I'm not saying fetish is weird or bad.
I'm not saying. I think men getting dominated is
bad though. Yeah, Well, OK.
Oh, that's, that's what reminded me of what I was thinking.
It's like, because I always thought this like growing up
where, you know, it's very common for straight girls to
have friends that are gay and stuff, right.
You know, and all that. But it's funny that no one ever
like most people think of they're like, oh, that guys gay,
but we don't actually think of the act of like actually exactly
yeah, let alone see it unless you know, unless you're unless
it's your friend with the tabs open and shit, you know, or.
But again, this is like why this is like a video of him jacking
off to the porn, the tranny porn like that.
Like that's what I mean. It's like an even more crazy
look inside like where it's like, OK, those are your tabs
open. You still have the the
plausible. If anyone doesn't know, rare
candy.substack.com, our premium, last premium episode, we talked
all about my friend who had some, you know, some interesting
tabs open on his phone. But like, again, this is like a
video of like, him consuming it if that was the case.
Like, Oh yeah, fucking tea porn, dude.
Yeah. And getting like, Finn domed by
a tranny or something like that. That stuff is yeah, that that's
like where it's at. You're right.
It's like, I don't want to see. I am thinking about your Daoist
interpretation where it's just like the sometimes a no roads
refused. It's a good way.
Yeah, yeah. Sometimes back door is
appropriate for them you. Must refuse a summer roads.
Yeah, it's crazy. I have this old book.
It's crazy, dude. It's I have this old, I got this
old like there's a two book series, one for male, one for
female, even though they're overlap of like a Taoist kind of
practice. And you know, the whole like the
whole idea of like, you know, the like the cock chair, you sit
in the corner and you what you know, and that's like a common
that became like a whole fucking thing and everything.
So they're like in one of these books and it has some like good
stuff, but in one of them it's like 1 practice is I guess you
have like a white Tigris, which is like a freaky girl you know
that you used to build energy with.
And it's like in one practice, you you hide in the corner
behind this shade that the guy can't, and then you have her get
another guy and then you watch. Damn.
As he fucks her and then you, you build your energy up and I'm
like damn, they were doing that 10,000 years ago.
It's like nothing's changed. Dude that sounds like that
sounds like damn dude. That's very cope cuck coping in
a like, in a way where it's like actually it's super down for me
to watch my wife. That's what I'm saying.
Dude, yeah, actually it's Daoist when the bull when the bull
fucking destroys my wife while I.
Like, dude, here's a system that teaches you how to you can make
you can make your hog bigger if you want, and you can last as
long as you want and like literally last three hours, but
you're just gonna let you're still gonna let another dude
smash. Like, come on, dude, do this
match. You should be the other dude.
You know, at that point, dude, it's like you got.
Both dudes. You're both guys.
It's yeah every gang or Eiffel towering your wife yeah yeah.
Philip K Dick scanner darkly like hooking your youths.
It's you're you're in the Richard Linklater animation,
staring at your. You're wearing the mask, that
all that changes like the digital mask.
You're a junkie cop, and it's the junkie and the cop are
fucking the. Yeah, it's, Yeah, That's that's
great. I know, man, man.
Yeah. I again, it's just like, OK.
Do you think there's any, any chance that because I saw this
tape too. And God bless people for trying
to defend the guy again, I don't hate him.
I don't hate him. Green, green one.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got AI, got a big soft.
Spot What about the the the blackmail element of it?
Because I think that's kind of cope too.
Yeah, the releasing of the tape could be some sort of blackmail.
But again, why did you do all of that stuff on camera?
I think it might be cope, I think.
I think it because why now after like literally 15 years of like
shitting on the establishment and and shitting on Israel
Snowden. During Snowden.
They're like, now. We're gonna release it now in
2020. One also like, you know, the,
the way like a lot of blackmail works and like, you know, I just
covered a Libra with Brad Kelly, which is kind of like a really
interesting way to look at how like the, you know, JFK
assassination could have been concocted, which is a lot of
blackmail. A lot of people thinking they're
achieving something on their own.
But like if they're really on like a watch list and it's like,
you know, Oswald defects to Russia and he thinks he snuck
into Russia, but they're like, no, let him go to Russia.
Then we can, we can survey him his life as a, as a basically a
possible terrorist and we can make him into a Patsy and stuff.
And this is a bit different. What I mean is like, what do we
know a weakness about this particular man like Glenn
Greenwald and one guy might go, well, let's find a favela
prostitute in Brazil that will basically do this and have maybe
have a little GoPro, a little fucking GoPro.
Like that was like a mole or something.
And was that's why the video, the video thing was so bad.
But like it was just, it was just like to me, I was like,
man, The thing is, is a lot of things are psyops, but there are
a lot of buy insurance to possible blackmail that where
it's like, man, if that's your weakness, you have to be sure to
never do that around somebody you don't trust.
Yeah, it's it's not a good. It's not, it's not good.
It's not good. Like if that was the, if that
was the coach of my football team, I'd be like, fuck, you
know, if that was the if that was the, you know, if that
honestly, if it was a guest on former, like guest on the show,
I'd be like, damn, really? And it is funny because I mean,
like, let's be like, I don't think anyone's like Greenwald's
takes our principle. But like, I do think that I
don't think we'll disagree, but it's like 10.
Person, he's a consistent, you kind of can figure out what he's
going to say and even if you're like, no, you know, like even if
that happens, you know what he's going to say about a certain
take because he's following a set of principles like.
Also, I, I think, and I know some people will disagree with
this, they listen to us, but I, I think, and I do think I'm not
like, you know, he's kind of critical that like the recently
the Trump civil rights, you know, kind of immigration kind
of thing and stuff like that. And like I'm kind of in the
middle on that. I'm like I'm not really a fully
a plan cluster or plan truster, but I'm also I'm a trans, I'm a
transpluster. Transpluster.
Transbuster. Transbuster but I'm I'm kind of
in the middle where like I think guys like it's good to have guys
like Greenwald that aren't like totally fucking that guys that
will because some like some magnitudes will never speak up
regardless of anything. And you're like, OK, like, yeah,
I don't really, you know, it's like, I get it.
And obviously it's better than Kamala Harris and everything,
but I think guys like that are, it's good to have an ecosystem
of guys like that. Well, I would like for that to
be the true opposition, right? Like I would like for the.
That would be a good sign of an Overton window where if
Democrats were like that and then we just did our thing, you
know what I mean? But again, they're not.
He's hated by most of the Democratic Party too.
Not all, but like most of them. And so it's just, and I, I, if
anybody's like, yeah, I can't stand that guy.
I'm like, I'm never going to, like, I'm never going to get in
an argument with you over it. Like it's, it's not a, it's
really not worth, it's really not worth the time.
But man, I just saw that and I was just like, there were so
many takes about it, but I was just like, man, I can't get
jiggy with that dude. Like I don't know, it's it's
just so strange because I would I it could be blackmail, but
again, you fell for like a weird ass blackmail thing.
You know what I mean? Like that's that's the problem.
Like it's one thing if someone screenshots you being like
weird. And Glenn it is.
It is. Glenn is in the black dudes,
right? It is blackmail.
Literally night, night, night via that.
Let's clip that, guys. Hopefully that gets taken out of
not taken out of context by itself, yeah.
I'm just saying like, like with the Brazilian.
Like I have lots of black friends, dude.
Yeah, they fucking love them. They're great.
So what? Yeah.
What's funny, dude? It's yeah, it's AI Know that's
the thing, you know, that you, like, that's the problem is like
you just, you're like, wow. Like what?
A very principled journalist has this glaring flaw.
It's like he's like, you know, it's like he's weak in the low
post in basketball and you can just drop 30 on him down there.
And you yeah, with probably, ironically, probably a low post
style black guy. But like, I just wanted these
like Roni Turioff, but like was Brazilian or No, no, no, God
whom I think Nene Nene that. Was dude, yeah.
Yeah, so anyways the. Also, I think I think the way he
handled it is like, how can you do better than that?
That was pretty good. I like that.
Like his little statement was like, yeah, it's me.
What do you? Want me to do?
Yeah, exactly. It's me.
I'm I'm still going to fucking do what I do.
People more like the Wall Street.
I'm not going anywhere. Yeah, the whole thing.
I do like that. I care more.
I literally care the the things that Glenn shines a light on.
I I care more. I'm much more concerned about
the things she shines a light on then even the meth sex parties,
even with even with kid, maybe kids in the house.
Who knows if that's even happened or if that's even true.
But the worst case scenario, like I'm not defending that.
I think that's bad. I think that's bad and that
shouldn't happen and. I mean, he probably hired a
sitter. But that's also part of the it's
like, I was like, no sitter who was.
Maybe also, who was the big in here?
Yeah. It's a get in here sitter.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Or is that like a straight guy thing?
I know that's a good. Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, yeah, I didn't even think about that.
Yeah. No, no, no, no, I I I don't
know. I don't know.
That's a tricky, that's a tricky debate in its own is like the
whole like adopted thing. I'm like, I don't know, I don't
really have an answer for that. Yeah, I do think it is that I
was thinking about that too, because it does.
I don't, I don't really know any kids or adults that were raised
by gay or lesbian parents. I think it's like probably fine
if they're kind of cool. I don't think.
Lesbian lesbianism is a bit different, I think.
You need a dude. You need a dude in the house.
Yeah. Well, yeah, but I, I think the
whole like there's a lot of people, like, I'll say the thing
in the world, a lot of people think that they're going to
molest the kid. Like that's what a lot of people
think when gay men adopt A child or do surrogacy, they're going
to molest the kid. Apparently there's some stats
that go with it. I don't know.
It's not really a, it's just not something I'm super concerned
about. That didn't come up on the pit.
The pit didn't have any gay couples molesting their kids,
even though you you know, that didn't come.
That wasn't one of the case studies.
That's crazy. Maybe Pittsburgh.
Just maybe, maybe, maybe Pittsburgh just doesn't get down
like that. Dude.
This is the pit, dude. Yeah, but you got to watch the
Knick, dude. We started it.
We started. We were like 1 1/2 beats so.
Fucking. Dude Lupin.
Lupin was hard, dude. Is it Lupin?
No, it's it's Clive Owen. That's Clive Professor.
Professor Lupin is the guy, right?
I think it's Clive Owen. Is that a different actor?
Yeah, you're talking about David Thulus.
They look similar, but Clive Owen is like Children of Men,
very, very, you know, famous actor.
No, he's got the whole mustache kind of period piece.
Like he looks exactly like. Edgar Allan Poe asked.
Like happening. Yeah, he's got the same.
Right at the park where I'm dying.
Where they electrify the hospital and then and then the
fire the nurse, the live wire dumps it and she just dies
immediately. So bad, dude.
The show, the show is crazy. It's like it's it's like I
learned about that from Nick Mullen was talking about that on
Come Town way back in May and you couldn't.
Now it's on Max, but back in the day, like you just like couldn't
find it anywhere. It did not pop.
That show didn't pop I. No, and it ended it.
So it's weird. It's two seasons.
It ends very a lot of people think it didn't end.
I think it ended perfectly. I was like, wow, this is
actually. So you'll, you'll have to let me
know. I'll start rewatching it too.
We'll do. We'll do a thing on it 'cause I
think it's so right up our alley.
Like it's awesome. Yeah, but I love.
The fucking the ambulance driver that's clowning the Irish nun
all the time. There's big time Irish St.
Sweeper should have for sure. Yeah, but yeah, the anyways, I
don't even know why I was talking about that.
Oh the oh, the, the, the molestation.
Yeah. The so I I think with like
lesbians, I think you just have to like you're just going to
have like a really soy kid that ends up being like.
I think I think trannyism might be a thing, you know, like.
Like I like, I don't know, I I mean.
If lesbians adopt A male child is what I'm saying.
Yeah, I actually think I, I, I, I don't think this.
I don't know. It's.
I mean, maybe, but like. It's I have no idea.
This is just a complete guess on my part, but I would I think
that would be that. Transfers as much as people
think it does like the based online.
I don't think like I think like there's a lot I think, for
example, I think like gay parents like generally have
straight kids in pretty much in line.
I could be totally wrong on this pretty much in line with with
with the average of humanity. You know I love like so I I
could be wrong who knows, but. Yeah, I don't know.
There's a lot of people I'm like, man, that's like their
number one issue. So they might be like, Nope,
actually, I know exactly. OK, whatever.
No, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna debate you on it.
But I, I don't know. To me, I've always been like,
OK, odd, like and I, yeah, I don't know, I just mini skirt.
So Glenn, I didn't watch it. So Glenn's wearing a mini skirt.
That's where I had to talk. It's like a yeah Dicks.
If you was just wearing like Nike track pants, I'm like
whatever. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Or something or just like a
fucking Costco, like Eddie Bauer polo or something.
I'd be like, yeah, whatever, dude.
Like, you know the the gross, but get that off my timeline.
The mini skirts with the mini skirt with meth is rough, dude.
It's like Japanese at that point.
Like very. Yeah, I know.
I was like, I was like, damn, man, like is that, you know,
hey, life goes on though, I guess, I guess I guess he had no
choice. He has to just keep he has to
keep going. If he quit now, then he wouldn't
be principled at all, right? So yeah, that's that's I had we
had to talk about that from. The five to the six.
We need the kids. Here's a here's another thing.
Did you? Isn't it crazy, right?
So a couple we haven't really talked about this and I don't
have a lot to say about this per SE, but just the perception of
space exploration. Now it kind of seems like nobody
cares. Like we're, if we're to believe
that we go to space regularly, like it's nothing.
We, we, we go to space, it's, it's obviously a huge tat.
NASA deserves so much money to do this.
Gayle King and Katy Perry were up in space just floating around
and gossiping and stuff like and Katy Perry like kissing the
ground afterwards if we are to believe.
The ground and I liked it that's.
True. Yeah, that's just a try it,
yeah. And the was it something
chapstick that's long in forever, but.
We need, we need one. We need.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was our.
That was yeah, because our other shit sounds so much different.
That's funny. But yeah, anyways, if we're to
believe that happens, nobody seems that excited about space
exploration anymore. And I'm not at all.
I just mean, there were a lot of people, like even 10 years ago
that were like space, dude, space.
And then there were Elon people that were like Mars.
And then for the most part, nobody gives a shit anymore.
I think it's a combination of they they keep over promising
and lying about shit and like they're just shady and weird.
And we know they lie about climate data and all this shit
and we know they and, and again, like the Artemis, like, no,
we're going, it's going to happen.
The, the you know, we're going to go to our we're going to go
to the moon again. And it just never.
And like, literally, you could, if that's like me taking the
under on Darren Waller as a New York Giant, like under 40 yards
every time it's going to hit. Under 40 games played.
Yeah, much to the Grand of Eddie shout out.
Sorry, but I'm just like, I think that's the most money I
made. Sports gambling is taking the
under on Darren Waller. But I'm like, no, we're gonna be
there in 2026. I'm like, no, we're not.
We're. Not Speaking of beetles and
trays. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But yeah, Guy.
Can you imagine if the mini skirt video dropped and it was
the WNBA player and him? Oh, Darren Waller?
Yeah. Nominating him.
Yeah, yeah. Or he just drops it on YouTube
as like a music video. Yeah, he starts rapping.
He starts she's like, you're never rapping again.
Your rapping's terrible. And he's like, yes, it's bad.
All yeah, yeah, but also, but also it's a thing because the,
the cope, like the Neil deGrasse Tyson cope is always like, we
went to the moon and the federal budget for for NASA was like
half a percent of the budget. And now it's like they they cut
it. It's like 10% of that.
So we just don't have the money. And I'm like, you're, you're
telling me with modern tech, with iPhone computers and shit,
we can't go to the moon for 1/10 the price with everything we
know now and we don't have to engineer it from first
principles. We know everything every every
undergrad aerospace engineer that like knows all this shit
like they've learned it in undergrad.
We don't have to learn it as brand new.
You're telling me we can't do it on on budget?
And it's so it's just the whole thing's fake, dude.
And and again, that's the Rogan thing, because Rogan vacillates
on moon landing stuff. And so do I like I don't me too.
Yeah, so do I. And but it is question.
It's like he's he's always going on the pod.
He's like, why can't we go back, dude?
Like why the fuck can't we go back and why?
And, you know, and it's, it's a great question.
It's a great fucking question. Well.
I'll tell you what, maybe if if it's a money thing, maybe just
send the Haitians that you brought to Ohio.
I mean, how much money you have to pay them, right?
And then that's your astronauts. And then and then you go in with
this. No, I mean, if it's not, if it's
a money thing, you start looking where can we cut cost?
All right, the rocket cost this much.
The Hidden Figures lady scientists cost this much.
Because every. Because every, every, every NASA
liberal is like pro immigration, you know, So it's like in pro
jobs, ultimate form. Of immigration is that
immigration or deportation that's.
What you did argue, it's like a yeah, it's like a, it's like,
it's an edge case. It's an edge case, Yeah.
You're sitting down on that like Sam Cedar debate show where it's
like is sending you the space deportation or immigration and
it's and it's Stefan Molyneux versus Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it is. Yeah.
The cost is not a problem for sure.
I know that for sure. The whole thing, OK, the moon is
a alien fucking base and they know that.
And that's why that's it. That's why it's Ben Braddock,
dude. It's that's that's why we can't
go back. That's why I'm I'm 100%
convinced of this. I'm, I'm and people argue that
we can't go past the radiation belts and that blah blah blah,
people, people. Remind me of what Ben said.
I know, I know the crux of it, but like this is just a.
Few Ben's the classic heat and I honestly agree that, you know, I
have AI have a arbitrage, I have a window.
I have a spread of my mood peak as we didn't go and low is we
went and this is Ben Braddock's thing.
As low as we went, we saw some super freaky fucked up shit for
sure. And that and that we're scared
and we can't go back basically, And that tracks with the way the
astronauts astronauts acted after they came back.
Their press conference. There is like a leak like Neil
Armstrong being a giggle when they because they flew around
the dark side of the moon to to to phase lock and I don't know.
So like the moon is phase locked with us.
So we only see one face of it always.
Sure. It spins at the same rate we do.
So there's always a dark side of the moon and there's and we
never see it. And the only time, the first
time we did see it was flying around it with rockets, right.
And we so the theory goes is that that's a perfect place for
alien base to be because, you know, because we never see it's
a perfect hiding spot. And also the moon is probably
hollow. Shout out Bob's red pill, the
moon version. Shout out dot.
Com. So there's just too many on
answer. There's a weird, yeah, it's
there's a lot of weird stuff, the moon.
And I think there's that's why we can't do it.
Yeah, just real fast. You reminded me some guys go
there's new fiction over on the on the sub stack rare
candy.substack.com Sins of Sins of the Father by Chris Horrell.
He's he's I think. I don't know if it's Horrell or
Horrell. I didn't hear pronounce.
Sorry if I'm getting that wrong, but he had a really interesting,
a really, really interesting pitch because I went on Brad
Kelly's podcast, Method of Madness, and I said, look, I
want to do audio renditions of short stories.
I'd prefer if they were written by people who submitted them to
us rather than going into the public domain or taking stuff
that's already published, which I also don't have an aversion
to, but I got an e-mail after and I didn't think anybody was
going to submit anything. You know who has just short
stories laying around? Turns out a lot of guys do and
he submitted it to me and I hope I'm not giving away anything too
personal or anything, but I thought his pitch was phenomenal
to me and it got me to read it right away.
He just said, hey man, heard you on the Method of Madness
podcast. I heard you say that you want to
do audio production as a short story.
He goes, look, I'm a nobody, but this story is damn good.
And I was like, and it was. So that's on our sub stack right
now. Check that out.
It's great. And then also, if you're
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rating system on there too. So really appreciate that.
But back to the moon situation. I what if it's this right?
And I could be completely wrong here.
This could be my fiction brain trying to create a story out of
something. But that's why this is fun.
That's why the moon stuff is fun, because you can project
whatever you want onto it because the party line story
isn't correct. So you can be incorrect, as
incorrect as the party line story or more correct.
And what if they're? What if we don't go back because
there's a cosmic war? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's. Like a real cosmic, well, I'm
talking like battle, like real battle where they're like, bro,
you want to go through that? Exactly, Yeah.
Like let's send Katy Perry to just to the like the the tip of
space. Yeah, if she gets fucking got,
then whatever. Yeah, yeah, 100%, yeah.
That that's, I think there might be some, I don't know.
It's interesting. There might be some nefarious
forces people get. Really.
Yeah. I don't know.
And it's tied into remote viewing too, because the GOAT of
remote viewing, Ingo Swann, we're going to do we're going to
do his book in for PSYOPS probably next.
I gotta get I gotta get Matt, Matt Fresta back on.
Doesn't feel. I mean that was a great episode
but doesn't feel right having him not on a Psyops episode.
You know, I mean, any book really.
I mean, the guy, the guy's involved with so many books that
we. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but the whole he's so yeah, they got the most talented
remote viewer and the guy who coined the term and everything
and was doing all the Stanford experiments and everything.
Total bro. Like an artist, like a like a
painter artist. And he just smokes cigars.
He's alpha ass dude. Like a it's like a like Ingo
Swan. So he says he saw he remote view
the moon and saw like bases on the dark side and they were they
were nefarious and they also knew that he was remote viewing
them, which is interesting. And he, he also claims he
witnessed on Earth a remote controlled UFO bring water in a,
in a very isolated lake region in the mountains.
Yeah. Federal agents show him take
this for what it is. You know, like basically take,
take water from Earth, from that remote lake supposedly back up
to the moon, straight into space, basically, because
there's no water, there's not like enough water on the moon, I
guess. And so I don't know.
But yeah, it's very interesting. It could be Battlefield Moon.
Could be, it could be, dude, it could be we should write that.
We should write that. I think that's a great novel
concept is like, it's like a real hard sci-fi like just like
kind of a like go to the moon and like or like the like, the
concept would be like we're short on astronauts.
Like they create an artificial astronaut shortage, not because
there's not enough astronauts, but because no astronaut
actually wants to go because the astronauts know.
However, the twist is that the the whoever powers that be,
NASA, whatever you want, whoever you want to make the villain in
this story is the they know what's going on and they want to
see it. And then you, but then you
realize, let's go fight halfway through.
Let's go win the fucking war in space.
That would be sick. Like that would be a sick novel.
So, yeah, the also, I didn't get a chance to check this out, but
AJ so funny that AJ Gentile, that's his name.
It's not funny. The guy from he's just like, not
not AJ, not Jewish. Yeah, he was on.
Isn't that that's the name of the guy in the nick in the first
episode where he's like fucking gentile?
Yeah, I think so. That's funny.
Oh, I thought, well, because that could mean just not Jewish,
but yeah, yeah. Anyways, it could.
Yeah. There are people with that last
name. But the AJ Gentile, he was on
Joe Rogan. And I didn't check it out, but
there immediately there was a community notes on YouTube
somewhat that said reptilian. And AJ Gentile hosts a podcast
or YouTube channel called the Y Files where it's him and his
hecklefish and they they discuss where he launders his base takes
into a puppet fish. And then and then he kind of is
the straight kind of here's what I think happened kind of thing.
And then and so they have he he would AJ went on by himself on
on Rogan and apparently talked about cryptids, humanoids, all
the the lizard stuff that you would that you've been hearing
about for many, many years. That was considered like Alex
Jones coded that it means you deny Sandy Hook, I guess.
And then but you look at the community notes and it says from
Wikipedia. So Wikipedia is a trusted source
now, apparently to debunk things from Wikipedia.
Reptilian humanoids or anthropomorphic reptiles, also
called reptiloids, also called leftoids, rightoids and
rightoids. But.
Crypto fascist reptoids. Fucking right wing reptoids
appear. They appear in folklore, fiction
and and conspiracy theories. OK, so.
They're not real whatsoever. I get I don't like it or approve
of it, but I get why they do the COVID alerts like, you know,
COVID vet denialism, blah blah blah on Rogan episodes.
I get that. Yeah, yeah.
Why are they doing reptilian? That's the thing.
Alerts if it's if that like that, Jimmy means that there are
reptilians. Well, no, I have AI have an
actual answer to why they're doing that.
So because it leads you into the COVID denialism, those are the
same people. So so they'll they're not saying
like they don't really care if all you believed was in aliens
or reptilians. However, a lot of people that
get into lizard people stuff because it's Alex Jones coded
will get into vaccine denialism, anti imperialism and some some
sorts. A lot of things that these big
money companies that are putting money into YouTube and all of
these other things trying to censor the Internet, they really
don't want you going down that path so and easily.
I mean, people that believe in that stuff, it's not usually
just that a lot of times. So it's usually going after a
type of guy, not a certain idea. Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Yeah. I, I my opinion, I, I just, I
would think I would, I would want to do that.
It's the same way of like, bro fiction, right?
Like when people go like, yeah, if you're reading David Foster
Wallace and all of this stuff, like it's not because you're
reading that book, it's because it's going to make you this type
of guy that they don't like any. Yeah, yeah.
David Soster Wallace. David Soster Wallace.
Yeah. But yeah, yeah, that was
Australia, Yeah. And yeah.
And so yeah, that, that's. But to me, I'm always just like,
man, you know, First off, it's Rogan.
So like this is like mainstream Rogan now, like Rogan used to
talk about this shit all the time.
Like this is not like this is not like a new bomb on Rogan.
Like this is a guy that believes in yeah, reptilians and stuff
and didn't didn't AJ from the Y files do some kind of Rep lizard
people like reptile thing? Like didn't he do his own video
on that? That I I.
Think I'm sure. Yeah, I think.
Scott was telling me about. It and the whole, and the, I, I
listened to the whole thing or 95% of it and it was good.
And it's interesting hearing in like that setting, in that kind
of relaxed setting without Hecklefish and it's, and he's
cool. You could tell he's a Rogan bro
cuz he knows all the ivermectin lore, the, the gunshot wounds
and all that shit. And he, and yeah, it was great
here. And I mean, well, I like Wi-Fi
because he is kind of a skeptic, you know, Right, right.
And, and so the things that he, he's really into crop circles.
So the things that he really believes are crop circles and
pyramids and things like. So it's like.
Cattle mutilation, too, right? Cattle mutilation, yeah.
And so which I guess is kind of like crop circles kind of
similar, you know? Yeah.
And so it's it's it's yeah. So anyway, I, I respect him, you
know, obviously I, I probably am a little bit less skeptical than
him on some things, but I'm more of a hecklefish.
But I. But the channel doesn't work if
you're all in, I think a lot of times.
And like, that's what a lot of people don't realize the the in
conspiracy theory circles. And it's tough to talk about
this without sounding like I'm trying to censor anybody.
But a lot of times you'll talk to conspiracy theorists and you
simply asking them why or asking them a question that their
opposition might ask they they start to think you're part of a
censorship campaign when really it's like, man, the most, the
best way to go about it is to be skeptical of yourself and then
prove yourself wrong. A lot of times like that is
actually the way to to go about it to where you know, like
there's, there's just a lot of people that are like, Oh, of
course, that's just typical fucking, you know, imperialist.
And it's like me and you, we're talking right now.
It's just me and you talking. I'm very sympathetic to what you
believe. The problem is, if I take what
you told, a lot of these people don't really explain themselves.
It's, it's it's as though there was a prerequisite that I didn't
get or something, some, some source material or reading that
I haven't done to, to then they go, well, you need to read this.
And it's like, can you tell if you did tell me, just tell me.
Yeah, just like the crux of it, like just tell me what happened.
And I think AJ does a pretty good job of, of just kind of
like, OK, look, this is what's out there.
This is what this person said. This is what this person says.
It's journal. It's actually what journalism is
in a way. Sadly, sadly, like those that's
the best journalism you get right now is like neutral
journalism and stuff like that ago.
This is what's said. This is what's said.
OK, this is what I kind of believe, you know, and it might
be in a a mixture or and, and which is how the brain works is
like, I don't really think that works.
That's a huge projection. Like you kind of have to leap to
to get to a certain thing, even if you might believe it to be
true. Like it's kind of tough to go
out there and say this is, this is lead pipelock evidence.
You know, I, I think, I think he's a very normy, you know, he
comes at it from like a very normy person to where it's not
just this like shadowy guy with like who's disappearing in his
own zoom background and like, just like actually like that.
And then it's and then you ask him a question.
It's like, well, you didn't read Operation Operation Gladio by
fucking Jonathan Myers Smith, who's also an op by the way.
He's. A Yeah, but yeah, exactly.
Just read his book. He's a total fucking OP.
But yeah. And you're just, what do I read?
Like, yeah, just. You could tell the guys that are
seriously curious and they they're open and they they want
to know more versus the guys that do it just as like a little
their own little club. And they want to be Yeah, and
they want to be special and they want to be.
Yeah, exactly. That's why.
I like, I went on a podcast called The Occult Rejects and
they would, I would just go like, oh really?
And they wouldn't go, yeah, dude, you don't know that.
Like I'm like, yeah, no, I didn't.
And they'll, they'll just go like, yeah, yeah, here's the
thing. Boom boom.
Also. Boom yeah, they were great.
They were like smart kind of, you know, people who understood
that not every that what they believe is actually a minority
Yeah. And so so then to A to grow
people that are enlightened in that sense, like you do have to
kind of baby steps with. People and I was yeah.
And I was talking to my sister about the moon and I kind of let
slip some stuff and she is very normy, you know, and I for sure.
And although her husband is kind of base and yeah, I don't mean
that in a derogatory way, like normy or whatever, you know,
although, but it's about yeah, you know, yeah.
But I was like, yeah, I think the moon, something's going on
with the moon because the numbers don't add up.
There's all this math encoded into it, which shouldn't be
there. So it's almost like there's an
intelligence to it and, you know, and like there's something
going on there. And I don't believe in the
official story, the moon. And.
And she was like, well, what is it then?
Which is like a common normie thing.
And I'm like, I'm like, I don't know.
I just know that from first. So, right.
So I'm just like, I just know that it doesn't add up and that
we need to be open about it. And these are.
People that watch true crime, these are people that watch
crime where you'll see a cop go look, I don't know who did it,
but I know the guy they have in there is innocent.
Exactly. And you're like, well, how do
you know that? They're like it's a say.
Literally there's a good yeah, there's an old mathematician
joke that is very ill. It's quite wise where it's so a
biologist. A mathematician or no, like a
biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are vacationing
together in Scotland, right? And they're, they're driving,
they rent a car and they're driving through the fields.
Novel. Right, exactly.
Yeah. They go to Glenn Greenwald's
house and. Yeah, no.
And, and so they're driving through the fields and they they
go, they pass this field with with a sheep in it, and it's a
black sheep and it's. And the biologist gets all
excited and it's like, wow, the, the, the sheep in, in Scotland,
they're black, they're black sheep.
And then the, then the physicist goes, no, no, no, we know one,
We know of the one farm that which has black sheep.
And then they, they go to the mathematician.
The mathematician goes no, no, no.
We know of at least one sheep in Scotland of which at least one
side is black. The side we can see, you know,
and the whole point is just to be very careful with your, you
know, and be extremely rigorous to what you actually know and
what you can prove and what you can not prove.
We know for sure that one side of the sheep is black and so.
Also, 13% of the sheep are black.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm a mathematician.
A math magician? Yeah, Lock.
The doors. I still lock the doors, guys,
but yeah, lock the doors. We're passing the.
Yeah, but yeah, the whole thing. So anyway, it's like, you know,
we just need to we know that the official story is bullshit on
this. And yeah, and that's why I say
in my red pill is the whole the, the believe, you know, the, the
the old school, like the original NASA scientists before
moon landing in the 50s and shit, they like what I forget it
was it Isaac Asimov or one of the NASA scientists that said
it's easier to believe in the non existence of the moon than
the existence of the moon? It's just that bizarre, you
know, and it's just that, yeah. And that was based.
They used to be fucking based and they they're not anymore.
And now they yeah, now it's about like climate marches.
And now they're like, what are you doing in here?
You needed six boosters to even talk to me right now and just
pass the chamber. Yeah.
Next to the Stanford Misinformation Observatory.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, where, where we're
censoring people speaking out against drag queen story hour.
Yeah, yeah, out there. First off, we're go.
We went to the fucking moon. Shut up.
You know, like that. And again, like, I, I, it's,
it's just funny the way like, 'cause I end up, all of it ends
up, I, I, the Reddit, like, the science is settled, yet science
is never settled. I hate that time.
I hate that mentality. But I also hate the ever
expanded conspiratorial person who acts like they've settled.
There's a horseshoe theory, a little bit of like, well, my
science is settled because I believe this.
And if you don't believe this, you're a Reddit retard.
Yeah. And you're like, well, OK, like
sure, that's fine for you to conduct yourself that way, but
it's not really constructive if we actually want to know what's
going on. Yeah, Yeah.
That's, that's just kind of where where I'm at with that.
Absolutely. Have you been getting a lot of I
know I'm I'm, I don't pay for YouTube, so I get a lot of
YouTube advertisements at the there are some interesting.
Have you ever used Grammarly before?
No. I, I tried it for a second and I
because I was, I was experimenting with writing and I
thought it was going to like kind of, you know, just like see
what was terrible, by the way, it is a fucking terrible thing.
It just butchers everything. It's just like they everything's
blue highlighted. They're like, did you?
It's like it's way too invasive. And the idea and I saw, I
finally saw an ad for Grammarly. It was before some fucking
stupid YouTube video I was watching where the guy, so
there's like a ChatGPT Grammarly 1 where there's a Chinese guy,
which is hysterical by the way he goes.
I used to chat to GPT. It's my favorite thing.
And like he's just like, I'm a grammar the best.
And there's that. And then there's this like guy
who's just like the zoomer white guy who just like posts all the
time and pretends he doesn't have time for anything.
This is my favorite archetype for people who use like retard
apps or like, well, I don't have.
See, that's the thing, dude, I'm doing a bunch of stuff.
I'm an entrepreneur. I'm this and that, and I don't
have time. I don't have time to fucking
spell words, right. I don't have time, commas,
punctuation marks, but I got to sound professional.
But I don't have fucking time. And it's just a guy on his phone
all day, by the way, and he doesn't have time for anything.
I hate. I don't have time, people.
No, Yeah, yeah, I can't. Stand it.
But then it's like and he's like, I'm just basically at the
end of the day, what he's saying is I'm a fucking retard dude.
I'm retarded as fuck. I haven't read a book in 10
years. I haven't I literally some but
then one guy told me that my e-mail that I sent was
unprofessional. So now I have to download this
app and for me I turn auto correct off on my phone and
anybody who texts me knows that auto correct is off on my phone.
It's OK, I don't capitalize everything and I'm like, dude,
it's just me and you talking. I know, yeah.
Why do you need some? Why do you need the constant
teacher in the room with you correcting your sentences?
And it's also like, to be honest, like I think it's pretty
bad. I guess if it's on like your
work computer or whatever and you're just getting through the
day, I don't think that's that big of a deal.
But if it's like a a personal message where you're like
riffing with a friend and somebody's correcting your
speech, I don't like that. Yeah, Grammarly super midwit.
Yeah, my thing. Honestly, if you really need
something locked, like locked up, I would running it through
ChatGPT is fine. And because it'll be like,
because then it'll be like, tell me what changes you would make
to this and then you could see if you're like, Nah, that one's
gay. OK, that one for sure I need to
do. And that's, that's the easy way
to do it. Yeah.
And autocorrect off on the phone is autocorrect makes more stakes
in it and it fixes, especially when this like that.
Oh, that Orwellian ass. You type something and then you
hit send and it corrects as it's sending it and you're like, no,
fuck, you know. And it's like like you have an
option of you know it. Literally like hard R.
What? That's not what I fucking meant
to say. I said never.
That'd be funny. If it just corrects hard Rs dude
it's like I mean. If you searched it enough on the
Internet, maybe right? Like, yeah, I don't.
Know actually like well I was wondering cuz I was bitching
about it not doing swear words and shit and cascading realism
shout out Canada. He hit me up because, yeah, he's
like, Oh yeah, I can actually go under the hood on in Apple
settings and like turn that off and I did it.
It works great. Yeah, I don't do hard artists,
but I don't do. Feel like that takes more time
than just like sit back, sit back and look at what you're
typing. And I get it if you're, if
you're sending in like a, a resume or if it's some like
utility thing where it's just, it has no benefit to you other
than the like a utility in your life.
Like where it's like, OK, I need this to happen.
I'm sending a letter to an insurance company doing these,
these dumb things like whatever you want to do that that's fine,
whatever. But the especially if the thing
you're sending it to is probably being read by an AI.
Yeah, you know, yeah, that's kind of the problem is like, OK,
I get that you're fighting AI with AII guess.
Yeah. But if it's just like me texting
you and it's just constantly autocorrect and then you're
correcting your own autocorrect all the time, yeah, it's
annoying. Like, who cares if you fucking
spell receipt wrong, you know? Like it does, It does, which I
do. It's still a tough one or PT
What was the one I couldn't spell entourage.
I'm why we're going to be covering on entourage Do a
collaboration with low res covering entourage.
I fucking forgot how to spell it.
It's tour. I always think it's enterage,
enterage, tourage. Yeah, it's like, but guess what,
if I spell it wrong, who gives a fuck?
Like I like, it's so dumb to me like that People need to use
this like like and again, the I don't have time guy bothers the.
Hell, what's that Jim Gaff African joke with the whole
like, I'm emailing someone. It's like I will see you on
Wednesday. On Wednesday.
I'll see you next week, you know?
And he changes things. Yeah.
Next week, let's chat, right? Or wed, you know, just wed with
the fucking thing. It's fine.
Like shorthand is fine. Like my dude, my mom used to
text me like the weirdest thing. Like she like if I'd be at her
house or something, she'd be at work.
Like I'd go by her house. She goes, hey, do you mind Mt
The dishwasher, Mt. Yeah, dishwasher.
I even told I was like MCF, yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe that's
what. We MCF the dishwasher.
Monday, Thursday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Friday.
Like, yeah, Oh man, yeah, that's hilarious.
Yeah. But the Yeah, the Have you ever
seen the Savannah bananas before?
Yeah, dude, I've seen the fucking.
I watched the that YouTube got it recommended to me with an
interview by the owner who wears like a banana yellow suit and is
like a Willy Wonka ass mother fucker and I watched.
I watched like half of that 10 minute video.
I'm like, this is gay. I'm out.
I watched an entire game on ESPN.
This was like 2 weeks ago and I was working on something for the
show. I was like putting something
together and I found just ESPN in the background and also I
looked up. I'm like is the umpire twerking
in a baseball game? He was twerking.
It was like wet ass pussy
instrumental was playing and he was like twerking and I was
like, what's because I, I knew what this I it wasn't like I'd
never heard of it. I, I thought it was because what
the concept of the Savannah bananas is and I believe it's
Savannah, GA and it's Harlem Globetrotters.
But Harlem and I imagine even the Harlem globetrotters, if
they're still around, they probably incorporate TikTok
stuff. Now you almost have to for any
like young kid to think this is interesting.
My dad used to take me to Harlem globetrotters games here and
there. They play at the RIP the Oracle
Arena. Yeah, yeah.
Is that the Blood Cutter song? I think so.
I I don't I. Yeah, the whistle.
That's the guy whistling, right? I don't remember at all, but it
was always like, it's fun, it's fine, whatever something you
take a kid to. But this Savannah Bananas thing,
I was watching it because it was like, they're obviously ex
college and like minor league players that never got, you
know, to the majors or whatever. But it's funny because you're
like, you'll watch it and you're like, damn, that sucks because
this guy's probably not making a lot of money even though they're
selling out these. I mean, they are selling out
Nissan Stadium, which is where the Tennessee Titans play and
they reconfigure the baseball field in a weird football field
fashion. There's Nets up.
Certain things count for certain the stuff, but they all in
between. Like if you're the DJ for the
Savannah bananas, you probably have this really complex set
list because as the pitchers in between the pitchers like
struggling and he's like, fuck, it's 22 count.
What am I going to throw? And then fucking like Jelly, the
role starts playing and he has to fucking like and then he's
like starts to take pop dancing and shit.
He's like, ah man, this is a huge pitch.
I got to throw this. And he starts dancing, the
umpires dancing. And then like the and then
you'll see like a guy hit a home run.
You're like, actually that was pretty impressive because he was
like twerking before that. I know he hit a home.
Run. You're like, that's crazy.
It was like a. Probably like a 81 mile an hour
fastball. Like probably not like
underhand. It wasn't like, you know, Derby
level and he hits one and you're just like, but the the stands
are full and then all of a sudden they'll be like Kenny
Chesney's here and Kenny Chesney's singing and you're
like, this is this is a whole industry that if you live on the
West Coast, you have no idea exists.
And then it's on ESPN. They're selling out more than
like, I would guess like four or five different Major League
teams right now. 4 Sure, which is nuts.
The funny, yeah, the I love that they're not players aren't
making any money because the owner's just.
It's like a wardrobe full of those yellow suits dude that
costs like 30 grand a year. I don't know.
I I would I Let's see. How much?
The one thing I gotta say, the one cool ass.
I did hear they have some alternate rules like XFL you
know. Yeah, no, it's a completely
different game. Yeah, yeah, the one sick thing
if if a foul, if you foul into the stands and a player catches
the ball, that's an out. I'm like, that's hard, dude,
that's tight as fuck. Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, the. Average employee makes 84,000 a
year. So they this is just all
suggested. It's not public, but the average
employee of the Savannah Bananas, which I would guess you
know that could be DJs, all the all this music stuff you have to
go in makes $84,000. So I would assume that a player
makes anywhere from 60 to 95. That's not that bad.
But that's not that bad rather than working.
Somewhere it's better than minor League Baseball.
Yeah, literally you will. You may get a raise to San.
Jose do San Jose Giants still? Yeah, you have to like live with
a fucking person. Like when you you literally,
because I mean, you're living in San Jose, CA, you're not going
to get rent for that. Like you make like probably 10
you. Make They probably make less
than I do, which is sad. They.
Make like 22,000 a year. It's not like minor League
Baseball players, but these guys just go in there.
But the problem is like, what if you're like a cool ass minor
league player and it's just like you have to audition, you
probably have to like dance a lot and they're probably, you're
probably just like, damn dude, this guy sucks at dancing.
We need the reality show. You're not, you're not banana
material, dude. You're not banana material.
Get the fuck out of here. That'd be a great.
What the fuck is that dude? Like they should.
Have they should have a ringer, a guy that can't dance but like
a high AAA ball guy that could just crush 500.
That's what I'm saying. And then, you know, like a
brutish guy, like a brutish guy, like you need to have the anti
banana like the guy. Like a Giambi guy.
If you do have their own Washington in generals.
And what I did like is they won. The other team won like the
fucking cuz Carl Globetrar's never lost to the Washington
generals. Yeah, but the, these guys, the
Savannah Bananas lost to these guys.
And they're, but the, the problem was, was the opposite
team. They were just like twerking
fags too. And I was just like, they they
were like their shirts were all open.
And I mean, I feel like half are gay fans that maybe were
snickering at the Glenn Greenwald thing or like, well,
I'm gonna become a Bananas fan and it's something phallic.
Phallic implication of bananas. You know, it's very interesting.
Don't they play like Clemson now?
Isn't that the whole? Thing that was that just
happened, I think it's like. But The thing is is every pro
athlete does TikTok dances now. Yeah.
So like, like, and what, you know the reason that happens is
because you'll see like their girlfriends are like
influencers, right? Because they're like hot chicks
and that. And so they'll be like, Oh my
gosh. You just got drafted by so and
so you have to come on my next TikTok and dance with me.
And they're kind of so I can never tell if they actually want
to do it or if like Zoomer men just think that that's like
alpha because man, the dancers are like, dude, yeah, that's
bad. Like don't do that.
That's just, it's just not a good look.
And and but these guys, these guys literally will hit home
runs and start like twerking on all fours.
And it's and it's like, but it's also like there's this like
based country element of it too. Yeah, happening at the same
time, like where it's a kind of like chuddy, like NASCAR, like
it's meant for the South. Like it's not meant for.
I mean, I'm sure it'll expand to like, because God forbid if it
goes to Seattle and California and you have the Savannah women
with bananas, if you know what I'm saying.
And MTF like fucking like, like Jason Giambi, MTF guys, like
they're just just breaking. That's so funny.
Yeah, yeah, that yeah, it's interesting.
I do love minor league ball and like just all that whole yeah,
San Jose Giants was so fun always.
And you used to just get like a stack of tickets at Orchard
Supply Hardware just. Give me the last year at the
hardware store. You grab a handful, you wouldn't
care. Yeah, you buy.
You buy some like some like semi gloss paint and just grab a
fucking handful of. Those the thing that would make
it, the thing that would make it worth it for the for the
proprietor, I should say, like the people who at the stadium is
like, look, we let the fans in for free.
They had an awesome BBQ place that was there in San Jose and
then they had a beer batter. So what would happen was it was
really funny. So like, say you're a single a
guy and you're just like young, you're a 1920 year old kid
coming up or 2021 or whatever and you're you're going up and
you realize like everyone hates you in the stadium.
And it it's just kind of funny because you have you have what's
his name? Like a guy come up and and it's
called the beer batter. So if that guy strikes out,
beers are like half off. Yeah, yeah.
So you're like this 20 year, one year old kid where if you go to
a minor league game, like yeah, you're probably rooting for the
home team, but you don't really care.
You don't know any of these guys names, but everyone's all of a
sudden like now batting Austin Riley or whatever generic
baseball player name comes up and everyone's like, Boo, fuck
you. You fucking suck.
Like, and then you kind of do in a way.
And then you and then you strike out and everyone's just sharing
like elated. They used to do car demolitions.
They would bring a car out. Oh yeah, destroy a car.
Yeah. You know it's pure American.
We did. Oh yeah, We would do baseball
bingo every time It's and I, I got to go.
I did the the the cornhole thing.
I got to do the cornhole thing on the field in front of
everyone as like an 11 year old, which is super scary to me.
You know, where you fucking? They always have the games in
between Indians where they call up random people and and then
you try and win a prize or whatever.
And I just, I, I airballed it, dude.
I was like, so airballed it. Yeah, that's right.
And yeah. And literally we used to go to
so many of those games and the one time literally like it's
like a point O 1% chance that you get to go on the field and
do those games. And yeah, but yeah, yeah,
they're fun, man. Yep.
And the food dude, the food's dude, the frozen lemonades and
the food dude, the food was went hard in the paint.
Because it was a million fucking degrees in the stadium.
There's no shade. So it was all just like, yeah.
I love it like the tickets like the the seats are free or cheap
but then they also have bleachers so it's like how much
of A scrub do you have to be to send the bleachers at the
single? Lake, it's all just you didn't
get there on time, dude there early and it's just yeah.
And then you look like you paid for this fucking ticket.
Yeah, I went to, I went to. I went and I went and got a new
fucking I went and got a fitting for my copper fitting for a hose
at at Orchard Supply Hardware. I got, I got 6 tickets for my
Mormon family. Yeah.
All right. He, by the way, dude.
Oh shit. Fuck, dude.
It's it turned into something else.
It's literally the same store though.
It's called. It's called.
Outdoor something now and it literally has the exact same
aesthetic. They got rid of some of the
locations but they re popped. It's the same store I like.
That stuff I like and we clown on boomers and stuff.
But I was thinking the other day driving around, I'm like,
there's a lot about the boomers that I love that I miss, that
we're going to lose. And one of them is like the old
guy working at OSH. Yeah, knows everything.
That helps you that actually fucking dude.
If you go to Lowe's, dude, we went to Lowe's.
Oh my God the most zoomer ass store.
And fucking AD and. The thing is too, and The thing
is everyone knows the Lowe's now cuz the Home Depot guy is like
MAGA I guess and that's people are worried about that.
And I'm like, God, isn't that the Falcons?
Guy, it might be. It might be.
Arthur Blank? I thought he was Home Depot.
No, that's FedEx. That's FedEx.
No, that's Arthur Smith. Oh.
OK, maybe Arthur. Blank donor of the Falcons.
Yeah, that's funny. But the Falcons, just like every
mega store and mega corporation, like the Coach and every.
Oh, he retired. Arthur Blank retired as the Home
Depot Co chairman. OK, yeah, Anyways.
But but I will say that the Lowe's lumber is actually kind
of sick compared to the Home Depot.
But did you ask anyone in Lowe's you're like, hey, where do I get
like the toilet bowl fitting, you know, like the ball, the
thing or it's just something right?
And they're like, oh let me see. And then they pull up their
phone and they look on the Lowe's app.
No like I think it's like 13 B. And it's like not even fucking
close dude. And it's like literally we asked
like 4 people dude. It's horrible.
Dude, I went to IKEA when I went to IKEA to buy something, Yeah,
I had a, a, a confused antisocial zoomer.
We were asking and we're like, hey, this table says it's here,
but it's, it's not. And it does say you guys have it
in store. So like, do you have it?
And she just looked at her iPad for a few seconds, looked at us.
I just started gingerly walking away.
Yes. I was like, there was not not
even a lie. Not even a lie.
Like, oh, I'll go ask for you. Like, not even a lie.
Because I've worked retail. I understand.
Like for sure, Yeah. You got to play the game, yeah.
She she just walked away. I was like, in what world is
that acceptable? And like because I because my
like when my wife's I. Got to, I got to tell my wife
about this because we clown about that all the fucking time.
My wife, they will. They will walk away.
Yeah, my wife's grandmother passed away recently at 100,
very old, but she was very much an introvert, right?
So she would always be this person introvert.
I will say what's interesting about introverts now versus
introverts back then, you still were expected to host a party,
right? Like she was expected because
my, my grandfather was very like the guy, right?
He's on the grow like having the Bros over from the company that
functions every weekend type guy like total Mad Men parties.
She still was, she couldn't be like, well, I don't do well with
crowds. I'm just going to sit in the
room and play fucking Game Boy the whole time or something.
Like she couldn't do that. Like that just wasn't acceptable
at all. Like so she always knew that
like, and everybody said that at her funeral.
They're like, oh, and she was man, she really just didn't like
crowds. But you know what?
Every time for her husband, she went out there and she hosted,
she played the game, She went and sat and chatted and I was
like, wow, that's crazy now. Because now you can just say
you're an introvert and get out of any social interaction and
OK, sure, whatever. Everyone's an introvert now.
Everyone's. And everyone's and.
I am. I really am.
So I. Know, I like, I don't do like
large get togethers a lot and stuff.
I'm very much a one-on-one person.
But guess what? If everyone's that way, there's
this like there's this kind of like alpha mentality you have to
have. It's like, I'll start the
conversation, I guess, you know, like and and you kind of and
it's really, really annoying. And this comes into, like I
said, places where you're a paying customer and it's already
a fucking Terry Gilliam Brazil nightmare trying to get a stupid
fucking table from IKEA, like just the dumbest shit, let alone
when we assemble it, that's going to be its own journey
because God, because I'm sure it's going to come with every
piece, right? Like so because those women just
walked away. We sat there like it was like an
episode of Severance, like a Severance hallway.
We just sat there where nothing happened and we're just like,
sick. And then I was like, this woman
just walked away and guess what? Guess what would happen if my
wife. I guess it wouldn't really work
with me. But if my wife said something.
Karen. Yeah.
Exactly. Yeah, that's why that's the
thing. Yeah, Karen is just expecting
basic because there was the Karen moment at the beginning
when they're the the term's been weakened.
You know, I there is an original now it just means anyone in any
who ask a question for customer service.
But but it's when you see when you meet a Zoomer who is the
opposite of that. It's really stark.
And I've been I've been wanting to talk.
I had this in the notes for I've been wanting to talk about this
guy for a while now. Maybe we could end with this.
The Natural Grocers cashier. You guys don't have those done?
Have you ever been to 1? Yes, I have.
They have them in Nevada. They don't.
They don't have them out here. Yeah.
So we get it's a great store. I love it.
And fucking this fucking guy did the So there's this guy at our
local national grocers cashier. Total fucking sports bro, the
biggest sports bro. And he this guy looks like a bar
stable. First of all, he's like he's
pretty big. He's like 6-3 at least has like
a mustache, kind of bigger, like kind of gruff dude.
He looks like he's like he looks like he's like 40 years old and
he's like, well, you know, well, dude, the fucking pack, he's a
Packers fan and also kind of a Patriots fan, I guess.
And just so we and they're like and always talks about football
to anyone like any bro that's in there, that's all.
And you could tell all the rest of his Co workers fucking hate
him because they're natural grocer, they're natural grocer's
employees and they don't watch any sports.
And it's so funny. So him and I, we have like a
rapport now and he remembers me now and it was so sweet, dude.
He like literally my and sometimes I go alone, someone's
going with my wife and the next, the last time my wife and I went
together, I walk in and he sees me walk in and his face lights
up, dude. He's just like, dude.
And I'm like, let's fucking go, dude.
And that's awesome. So we were so stoked.
And yeah, we always talking about the Packers.
He's not concerned about any NFC North competition whatsoever.
He's like Vikings. Those guys are fucking gay,
dude. And but then we learned first I
thought this guy was like 38 years old, dude.
He's like he's 22. Wow.
He's the anti zoomer, dude. He's the anti zoomer.
Yeah. Don't you wish you had that at
Sprouts like a like an NFL draft guy at Sprouts.
Wouldn't that be fun you? Know yeah, I have one final
thing I one final grind my gear boomer thing that had that
happened to me. There's just a lot of like
family meet up stuff that's happening right now people that
we haven't seen in a long time that we don't want to see.
That's just it's just stupid like I don't like this person.
So you know what I hate is when people pretend not to remember
things. I fucking hate that more than
anything. Like when people like, like,
it's, it's like part of it is like, that's another part of
this whole affliction thing where people don't ever try to
improve maybe of an aspect of their life that like is easily
improvable or at least like to a certain degree where like people
that just say I'm bad with names, right, Let's go.
I'm bad with names. Well, why don't you fucking work
on that? That would be a great idea if
you remembered somebody's name. Like that would be an awesome
thing if you if you when and a lot of times bad with names
means you didn't pay attention when someone said their name.
Yeah, it's not bad with names. It's not that they told you your
name. You repeated it, which is the
term. You go, my name's Kyle, Kyle
Hitler, of course, but you know, my name is Kyle.
And you go, hey Kyle, what's up? That's how you do it every
fucking time. It's not that hard right now.
If you forget after that, then you might need to hit the Rishi,
the lions mane. You know, like it's an easy way
to diagnose, but there's so many people that resign themselves to
just being bad at names, being bad at social interaction, being
bad at these things. And I'm not, this is different
than drinks with friends. I understand people could point
back. Well, you guys said social
interaction. No, no, no, no.
I just mean these certain things where it's like it's fucking
rude to not remember somebody like that.
You know, you clearly remember. And the reason I'm bringing this
up was there's this guy, he's kind of a family member, kind of
not. He is pretending he's never met
me on the phone. These people are flying out to
come see us and they'll be like, yeah, and I'll give him a fake
name. And Don and Don is really is
really excited to meet Glenn and I and my, and he goes and, and,
and Don's a big sports guy. I know Glenn's a big sport.
They're trying to broker this friendship.
Yeah, yeah. And in my head.
I, I, my wife got mad because I'm looking because this is all
being said during my wife on speakerphone and I go, I go.
I met Don. He's a fucking faggot like that.
Like I was like saying like I don't like him.
We had a long conversation, conversation where he was
condescending to another family member who had this kind of like
buy and sell flipper furniture business that I think is really
noble and nice and he works really hard at it.
But this dude's like, you just find stuff on the street and
yeah, yeah. And I'm just.
Like yeah, not everyone has a fucking was born on third base
and thought they hit a triple like.
You. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he's pretending he doesn't Remember Me.
Yeah. And it's, and it's really funny
to me because like, I know a lot of like, like a lot of people
will go on like you'll see it on like the Internet where so and
so happy to be like, I've never heard of that.
Yes, you have. You're on Twitter all fucking
day. You've heard of that or like,
and, and people just resign themselves to being bad at
something. A lot of times I think that like
was unacceptable to be bad at. Like if you at these social
interactions in the past, if you, if it was 3 or 4 times and
you forget someone's name, at some point someone's going to go
like you, you know my name. Like what the fuck dude?
Or even like they pretend that they're meeting you for the
first time or something. It's like this power move that
people do, this condescending power move.
I'm not. Yeah, you're not important
enough for me to remember. Yeah, I meet so many people.
Well, I wouldn't know. And I met this, I met this
author and he's, he's kind of like one of the early, like,
yeah, the one of the early vegan guys at some conference a while
back. And he really sweet dude.
I knew I was, I knew he was like a cool guy or whatever.
And he, I think I might have mentioned this story before, but
he, he's obviously like famous in his local scene, you know,
and he's an older guy and he, you know, and he's, he's meets
tons of people because he goes, he's does his stuff, goes to his
conferences, everything. And someone introduced me after
his talk and everything. And there's like hundreds of
people here. And he meets me and then we go
to this dinner later when he was there and, you know, completely
different. And he meets me.
He repeats my name back to me. And then later on, he's like,
oh, hey, Robert. Right.
Perfect. And it's like, and I'm like,
dude, I still remember that because I'm, I'm so like, here's
a guy that has no reason to Remember Me.
And he does. I'm like, and he's such a
sweetheart. And I'm like, yeah, this guy.
It was like, amazing, you know? That's such an easy thing to get
good at too. Like I have a very good memory.
So like I, I remember I, what I mean is like there's levels.
It's all in, in scale. Like you might not be perfect at
it. If you met a guy five years ago,
maybe you don't remember his. I get that.
But it's like, it'll be like a week apart and like you guys
spent a decent amount of time together.
And it's not like you have to be friends, but it's fucking rude
to do that. And and it's like, oh, I have a
bad memory. I have all this stuff.
That's why is that like the First off?
No, like, that's not like, and it's like, that's just, it's
just not acceptable. It's just I like, why do we
accept this, this, this, like this bad, bad or they go this
I'm I'm bad with sorry, I'm bad with names, way better with
faces. OK, well, you thought you, you
First off, you thought you hadn't met me before.
So obviously my face doesn't. Oh yeah, exactly.
And second off, being good with faces has almost 0 utility.
Yeah, doesn't mean anything. Oh, are you going to draw?
Are you going to do crime sketches?
That's what you're going to fucking do.
No it doesn't. I don't remember his name, but I
could I I knew he did the crime and I'm.
Really good with faces. You're a fucking idiot.
Like I, I, I, I'm so sick of that shit, dude.
Like it's been a pet peeve of mine for years.
But now it's become like the norm to not remember people's
names and, or like, or to just do this thing.
Like my life is so busy. I don't have time.
It's very much I don't have time.
It's in that same kind of like archetype of guy who the 23 year
old doesn't have time or kind of person like uses Grammarly,
doesn't remember names. Like it's very, very much that
thing. And I'm like, it's First off,
it's fake because if it because it they do latch on to a lot of
stuff and they and everyone does have.
And maybe it's because we can look everything up on their on
our phones now. Maybe we don't retain
information the way we used to. But it's always been this fake
ass shit that I've always hated with these things.
Yeah. I know it's not, it's I don't
know. I like the people that just
admit it. They're like, I don't remember.
I'm I'm a fucking asshole, dude. Sorry.
You know, they, they don't try and make it, They don't try and
soften it. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I just, you get one of those by the way, though.
Yeah. Yeah.
To me, I'm like, do it like just remember it.
Like that's a like, like what I mean is if you're at like a
board meeting, right at like your company and you don't
remember the person's name that you're trying to impress, like,
because that if you're truly bad with names, that's when it
should pop up, right. Like it's like during like
crucial moments. It never does, though.
Yeah. So it's just like this whole,
like, I don't know. I just, there's so much.
Oh, I everyone just loves to tell you meet up with these
people and all they do is they tell you about the things they
don't do because they don't have time.
I know. Yeah, that's all.
That's what everyone does. Like I don't watch, watch TVI
don't have time. And then you just realize you
just sit on your fucking phone all day.
I know that's all you do. Like I know your whole life is
idle time. Yeah.
And but you don't ever commit yourself to one activity.
I don't believe. Yeah, I don't believe in any
from anyone anymore. Yeah, exactly.
I see you put the Palantir Advisory Board, Deborah Birx.
Yeah, that's interesting because I don't know anything about
Palantir. I know it's like a big thing,
but that's I don't love that Deborah, Deborah L Birx just
straight up lied to Trump during COVID too.
Like, like, like that's her biggest thing.
And so now I'm like, that's they don't love her joining.
Yeah, no dude. So.
I don't have a lot to say about it, but I just saw that name and
I'm like, I don't like that. I don't like that at all
actually. I don't know why.
Yeah, like who are these people? Why do they?
Keep. Yeah.
Why? They just circulate.
Oh, they just. They're just, yeah.
How are you? The windy web types, the windy
web types are correct about a lot of that.
There's just people that just circulate from either side, go
where the wind blows, but they always have a job because what
they do with their function you. Know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, guys, for sure.
This weekend I might release an old vault classic called from
the My Ghetto Report Card episode I did on the Salt Box,
which I believe has been taken off of Spotify.
So we'll add it to our feed to older episodes.
So if you're interested in a lot of lore, there's a lot of lore
to that because it was a deeply personal album for sure.
And then and then there's we'll probably just release that for
free on our feed. But yeah, coming up on Game of
Fiction right now, the Libra episodes just out again.
That's a great talk with Brad Kelly.
Go check that out. And his podcast Method of
Madness, I believe he's going to do a follow up kind of like a
madness portion. He does a method which is like
the craft of writing, and then the madness, which is like the
schizo stuff. Really, really cool concept that
he's doing over there. So I think he's going to do a
thing with Libra there. And then see, coming up, we're
going to be covering some. I'm not going to say it because
I don't want someone to beat us to it.
We're going to be covering a really institutional classic of
like 1112 year old asshole Glenn.
That's going to be really fun. And then and then probably
probably the guys who invented millennial horsing.
I'll I'll say that much. And then gain of fiction coming
up. We have map in the territory
which you were you were you were on that for a little bit.
I think that episode. Yeah, I hopped in.
Yeah. You hopped in, talking a little
Michelin. How was the rest of it it?
Was great. Excellent talk.
Yeah, excellent talk. So then we'll do.
We have that. And then we have Tropic of
Cancer, Henry Miller. That'll be great.
And then American Psycho. Ready.
Sanellas Sharp. I'm sorry, Sharp Objects, which
maybe doing that with our buddy Doug.
Jillian Flynn. Flynn cells, dude.
Flynn cells getting together. It was her book, I believe,
either before Gone Girl. Yeah, before Gone Girl, I think.
And they made a really good HBO miniseries about it with Amy
Adams, which is awesome. So.
And then we will cover the Nick. I'll start rewatching that now
that I know that you're rewatching that.
That's awesome. I fucking love that show.
So yeah. All right, guys.
Well, on that note, everybody. Have a safe week and catch you
guys next. Time.
Peace.