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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Running 5 to the six. 

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We be in the mix with that rare 
candy paint job on the web. 

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I need food for the kids, money 
for the rent. 

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Fuck a lockdown baby. 
I can't do that shit and I'll 

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never vote 'cause I'm fucking 
broke and either way I know the 

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police ain't gonna leave me 
alone on a plane by the physical

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and rock me. 
Crypto told me I should be in 

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the Glock with me, so I packed 
up my piece and I'm sliding 

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slide 'cause we might get caught
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Middle finger trunk, middle 
finger biting fucker. 

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Left fucker right as you ride it
or you let us see it. 

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Those rocking, you know, 
politics. 

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Baby, we just talk to you. 
From the birds to the bricks, we

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be in the mix with the rare 
candy paint job on the web. 

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Who you with? 
OK guys, couple announces before

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we get started at the end of 
this episode, you will not hear 

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our normal ending outro. 
You will be hearing a song. 

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And let me just make sure I, I, 
I get this right because this is

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a, an artist that I'm familiar 
with, but a lot of he's just 

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getting started right now. 
But I'm taking submissions on 

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this and the art. 
The song at the end of this will

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be Nothing is real, and it's by 
Fountain of Mirth that's at the 

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end of this. 
So I'm really, I know that our 

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community that we have here 
around RC, there's a lot of 

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really talented people and I 
kind of want to turn this show 

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or at least use the radio 
experience to kind of showcase 

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that. 
And also you guys better not 

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fucking sue me if you guys do 
blow up and then be like, hey, 

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Spotify copyright thing and all 
that. 

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But at the end, like I said, 
nothing is real. 

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Fountain of mirth. 
That'll be the end song there. 

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Normally that song is provided 
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state who goes by wrong circles.
So but yeah, we'll guys, 

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rarecandyindustries@gmail.com if
you want to just submit some of 

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your I mean, worst I could say 
is no or just ignore it. 

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So I mean, you know, but it 
might, you might get played at 

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the end of the episode. 
So, but I'm joined here by but I

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I don't even know what to call 
you now because you just you 

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have multiple magazines. 
Yeah, yeah, you. 

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Have multiple magazine. 
I'm the happy man now, which we 

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talked about. 
That's right. 

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No one, no one knows that 
though, that you're the 1st. 

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I I love an exclusive. 
I love I'm, I'm a journalist at 

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heart. 
I love scoops. 

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Yeah. 
The the happy man. 

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We're joined by the happy man 
now. 

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This is Ryan Simone, who is the 
owner of You're the owner of a 

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Happy Man. 
Now, yeah, you're the owner. 

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I did change. 
I did change it though to happy 

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man dot me just because I 
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like.com. 
That is good. 

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Yeah. 
So you that that was just 

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sitting there. 
Domain name was just sitting 

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there because, I mean, what's 
worse right now in 2025 than a 

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happy man? 
Nobody. 

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Wanted that. 
That's right, yeah. 

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The happy woman is taken, I 
guarantee it. 

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Well, it was like, it's 
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spite store against one of my 
old clients and I was on a run 

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and like the idea of like the 
happy man popped in my head. 

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So I'm like, dude, if this 
mother it's there's a whole 

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thing to this. 
I was like, if this motherfucker

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wants to go at me, like how how 
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the happy man like that? 
That's an. 

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Easy. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
How? 

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Yeah, it's easy to pick sides on
that one. 

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I already I already picked the 
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What I'm not going to happen. 
That's a men's health show first

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and foremost. 
So if I'm signing to get that's 

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the name. 
If you hated me, that would be 

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the best way to do it 'cause 
you're like, wait dude, are you 

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against the? 
Happy man, Yeah. 

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What the fuck's your show about 
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You know I. 
Do like Matt Seany dubbed me 

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Lord Bulgaria which I. 
Like that a lot. 

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I like that. 
That's a fun one. 

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That's very Bam Margery. 
That's very Bam core Lord and 

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like his like medieval times, 
like magic pickup artist. 

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Yeah, exactly. 
Yes, that's very much that. 

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Yeah, that's that's good. 
So you have a new magazine 

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called Ritsuko. 
That's right. 

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That is it's gone to print or 
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This is coming out today. 
It's gone to print. 

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It took a minute because the the
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they're off and this one is just
so packed that like whatever I I

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had to like shop around for 
printers for this one, but it's 

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finally in production. 
Now there's a lot of listeners 

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right now that probably perked 
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They're like anime. 
Yeah, I mean, that's right. 

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Pretty sure a lot of people were
like, wait, hold on. 

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What? 
It wasn't what was called what? 

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So yeah, I've glanced at it. 
It's it's wonderfully put 

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together. 
You have a style for sure. 

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Like I'd be able to pick it out 
now like a distinguishable 

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style. 
Like if I, if you didn't tell me

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you made it, I'd be like, oh, 
that's, that's Ryan that, that 

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did this. 
You also gave us a, a very nice 

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ad in your magazine for our 
horse feed, which is available 

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at rarecandy.substack.com. 
And I'll, I'll display it with, 

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with people. 
Let's see. 

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Oh gosh, I don't know how, how I
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I, I will display it because, 
well, maybe I won't. 

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Oh, yeah. 
There we go. 

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This is our. 
This is our. 

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This is out here. 
This is beautiful. 

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People on YouTube, they can see 
it. 

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I mean, look, guys, I mean, 
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What more can you do than this? 
It's a horse. 

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That's how you describe us. 
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That's what we are, first and 

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foremost. 
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absolutely going to be maybe the
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surely. 
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Where can I get Ritsuko at? 
It's at americanbulgaria.com. 

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The current issue is the second 
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calling Like the Music, the 
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American Bulgaria. 
The the whole thing's kind of 

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becoming this like Russian 
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Way. 
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at one point. 
Like, dude, maybe I'll do like a

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music project that's like a 
subcategory of Red Suko and just

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just keep like going deeper into
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Yeah. 
Stuck with the Minotaur you know

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and no one knows what's what. 
Maybe it's our generation or 

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something because you and I are 
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And like, like, like we the 
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I just feel like that's just 
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so much like, like you, you'll 
I'll always hear from people 

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Like, dude, focus on one thing 
centralized around there. 

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I'm like, yeah, but I don't want
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It's nice to have different arms
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I don't know if especially like 
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kind of just get bogged. 
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like the aesthetics of one 
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Then like you have another idea 
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thinking about that with your ad
where it's like, what should I 

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showcase here? 
It's like there's rare candy, 

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there's gain of fiction, there's
psyops, you know, there's a lot 

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to roll with there. 
Well, I still don't know what 

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our show is. 
Like people have asked and I, 

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and they mean, well, I know 
nobody's doing this to like, 

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bother me. 
I, I maybe they will at some 

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point. 
It's like a postmodern thing. 

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But like, I, I, when I go on 
someone's show, they go like, 

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hey, like, describe your show. 
And I, I know what they're 

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doing. 
They're giving me an opportunity

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to showcase it and stuff. 
And I'm always like, man, I, I 

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don't know. 
But the horse, yeah, just like, 

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like horse is fun and fun 
without the adults in the room, 

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you know, like it's like it's 
essentially and it's everything.

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And and it's also men's health. 
It's getting, you know, it's a 

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lot of books and all that stuff.
You know, it's just that you can

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come to later. 
But the first thing, the reason 

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I want you to just come to this 
show is like, well, that looks 

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fun. 
Dude, the horse is great. 

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You could like Joe Camel out 
with that and create a whole 

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avatar of the horse, you know? 
Yeah, Joe Camel, but like a 

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horse with a cigarette, Yeah, 
that would be sick. 

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Like a different. 
OK, yeah, now. 

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Some like reishi and. 
Yeah, just all that stuff, but 

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stack of books next to him. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

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That's right. 
Absolutely. 

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Yeah, for sure. 
So yeah, guys go out, go on and 

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and and get yourself an issue. 
I mean copy all of it. 

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I mean, if you guys haven't 
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and stuff, it's not time 
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I mean you could, I mean 50 
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picking up magazines of that 
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the day, the stuff in there age 
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Let's just say that much. 
I saw it by the way, I was in an

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antique store. 
I was talking about vacation 

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earlier. 
I was in an antique store in 

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Petaluma, CA and it's a big time
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I'm not sure if Jerry's like was
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it's by San Francisco, so he 
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I could be just I don't, I'm not
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He, he, there's all this like 
Jerry Garcia, Phil Lesch stuff 

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everywhere. 
But then like antique stores, 

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man, vintage Playboys go crazy 
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Like people that's like #1 stuff
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And I saw this guy that looked 
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Playboys and and. 
I got a whole lot here. 

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Yeah, it's like. 
One stacks in here. 

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Yeah, You know, like he was 
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my wife and I was like, the 
guy's buying. 

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We weren't hating or anything, 
but like he turned him over. 

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He turned him over it like as he
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stuff, he turned him over on the
counter and it was like, no, 

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that's no big deal, dude. 
I mean, like, I mean, that's 

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like the most, that's like the 
most like banal thing you could 

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be doing now, like, you know, at
these places, but they go kind 

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of crazy. 
So maybe, maybe one day, you 

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know, like we all hope our art 
lives beyond our our allotted 

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time on earth. 
And I, I maybe one day it's just

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like an antique store or like 
some fucking, you know, rake, 

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yawn looking guy. 
Like I saw that guy. 

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Oh, that guy never leaves. 
That guy's always going to be 

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around. 
Is the rake. 

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Yawn, Will. 
Be mammoth like caveman 

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Schoolhouse Rock caveman guy 
like that guy will always be 

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around, but maybe he'll be 
buying American Bulgaria, you 

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know, 100 years from now and you
know, you want we all want to be

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popular during our time. 
But it I also have this like 

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weird kind of like desire to 
where it's like this was 

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discovered after he died. 
Yeah, I I feel that too. 

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Yeah, and it's weird, 'cause 
like that's not good, you know? 

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I don't know. 
Though, 'cause like I thought 

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about that too, 'cause I have 
like print, print on demand 

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options for the mags, but that 
like it's nice to have like a 

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limited supply, you know, 
instead of just I, I kind of 

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want to remove that so they, 
they can attain more value over 

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time. 
So there's like fewer of them. 

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But but I mean the whole point 
of a mag is like to do numbers, 

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you know? 
To do numbers and then like it 

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also functions as a time 
capsule, but that's not the like

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selling point of it. 
That's like an added benefit to 

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it. 
We're going to get you right 

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back to the episode, but I just 
wanted to let you guys know of a

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few other things we offer at 
Rare Candy Industries. 

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So because like, you know what 
we're going to talk about today,

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we're talking about CKY all, 
pretty much all things CKY. 

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I mean, I'm sure there's going 
to be people that are experts in

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the band, experts in skating 
that are going to be all. 

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Why didn't you invite me on? 
Well, I was like, you know what?

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I was watching CKY videos. 
I think I had heard an old video

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of Sam Hyde and Nick Rush for 
talking about CKY. 

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It it just in passing, very 
passing comment they made and I 

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was like, I'm due for a rewatch 
because I I didn't I've been 

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rewatching. 
I've I've been watching these 

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things not since they came out, 
but like since the early 2000s 

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and I was like, I'm due for a 
rewatch and I was mesmerized, 

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not by so much what they were, 
but I was like, this is so much 

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more artful than like, like this
was retarded at the time. 

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Like, you know, like it was like
that was the selling point of it

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to me was like, wow, this is 
like pure like this is the 

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dumbest thing I could think of, 
but I would never do it because 

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I couldn't. 
You're a everyone's a pussy. 

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That's The thing is you watch it
and you look vicariously through

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these guys and you try it in 
your yard and you're like, I'm 

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way too much of A pussy to do 
this. 

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And you film yourself doing it. 
But you see yourself like 

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bracing yourself for falls, like
shopping cart stops a little 

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short of the curbs all easier. 
And you're like, wait, I could 

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never do this. 
But now I'm like knowing doing 

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this, you're doing a magazine, 
all these things. 

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I'm like, all of these moving 
parts are happening and this is 

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pre Jackass. 
Jackass was this maximalist 

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signal boosting of all of this 
that really complicated it, but 

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also broadcasted it to a wide 
audience. 

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But CKY was kind of like was 
kind of pornography in a way to 

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gay guys. 
To gay guys. 

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I'm learning it was pornography 
the whole time, which I think is

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disgusting. 
They were watching Jackass and 

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CKY and jacking off to it, which
is disgusting. 

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I There's so much poop in just 
butts and. 

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I which doesn't sway I'm 
probably. 

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The whole, the whole time you're
watching it, you just like it it

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just like you can just smell 
feet. 

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It just has this like foot aroma
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It's so gross, dude, it's so 
gross, but it's so and I and 

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like, I feel like you're 
supposed to age out of it being 

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funny, but I found it even 
funnier. 

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I mean, I want to totally. 
I was, I was talking to my buddy

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about this who's like a huge bam
head and we're just like, yeah, 

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dude, anytime I watch this, it's
just like, you want to call it 

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the boys? 
And it's like, you know, I can 

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make a video, you know? 
I mean, it's like, you know, 

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it's like when the Michael 
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came out. 
Every 45 year old ex Hooper with

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like bad knees is like, let's 
get the court. 

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Let's go out. 
Let's let's let's go out to the 

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court and do it like the old 
days, you know what I mean? 

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And it's the same injuries you 
have to worry about. 

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But it's just this was a certain
type of guy who I won't say 

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doesn't exist now, but if he did
exist, it's very much in an 

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Internet setting. 
We kind of get peek too much 

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behind the curtain all at once. 
It becomes this all-encompassing

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channel on YouTube. 
And also it's derivative of a 

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bunch of different things. 
And you can kind of, oh, that 

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guy's doing this, that guy. 
When CKY happens, you realize 

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you're like, OK, this is a this 
is a young kid with an older 

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brother who has a band. 
You know, the the young kid is 

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like already kind of a 
professional skater already 

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making a bunch of money at Toy 
machine. 

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At the time, Bam Margera was and
his brothers got kind of like a 

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band that would perform in like 
Westchester, Pennsylvania parks 

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this like these kind of this, 
this gross music that doesn't 

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really have a home unless the 
brothers like smacking poop on 

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Ryan Dunn's face, jumping off of
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And then all of a sudden you 
hear a song about I caught my 

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daughter giving head to my 
brother while that's happening, 

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which is a masterpiece of a 
song, by the way. 

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It's a great song. 
It's unbelievable. 

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It turns into like Black Sabbath
like crazy and stuff. 

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You're like, this is nuts. 
And you're like, wait, all of 

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this was meant to happen. 
And these two guys come from the

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same family where, you know, 
you're a parent. 

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You're probably thinking like, 
holy fuck, what would I do if 

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those were like my kids? 
You know, like, because, but 

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also like, guess what people do 
when those are their kids now? 

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They pump them full of 
medication and that's a whole 

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another nightmare. 
You know, like it's like these 

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these kids like what they were 
the parents. 

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There's like legitimately like 
Phil and and April are like 

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probably not good parents. 
Like I see these retrospectives 

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on Bam. 
They're like, yeah, we didn't 

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really do chores around the 
house. 

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It's not really our thing. 
And like, discipline. 

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It's like, oh, we just gotta let
kids be kids. 

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And like, meanwhile, like Ryan 
Dunn flips over a Taurus going 

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100 miles an hour with your like
16 year old son in there and 

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they're like, Ryan, you're 
crazy, man. 

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Such little assholes. 
I've, I've always thought about 

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that and wonder about that with 
like back when I'd like watch 

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Viva La Bam. 
And I just, I just kind of 

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reason like, well, the parents 
are probably making a shit ton 

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of money off this too. 
So they're just like letting it 

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go. 
But it's like, how do you, how 

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do you even like create this in 
the beginning? 

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And that whole friend group is 
like, yeah, there's, there's a 

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lot of them and they're all on 
the same level. 

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So what happened IA lot of the 
it's weird because every time I 

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think I know the genesis of CKY 
like 5 years prior, something 

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happens. 
Like I'm like oh in 1992 

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actually something I'm like well
OK, so here's where I know where

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it starts at. 
There's Jess Margera along with 

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a couple other guys start the 
band CKY. 

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And then meanwhile, Bam is a 
sponsored skater and he's making

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these skate videos because 
growing up, the dad, Phil 

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Margera, who if you know Bam, 
you know Phil. 

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He's he's a very big part of it,
often times the butt of the 

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joke. 
But you realize when you see a 

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lot of the early skits that Phil
was involved in all the skits, 

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even as an actor, like he's like
acting as a shop owner and all 

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these things. 
So you know he's in on the whole

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thing. 
Obviously, even if he is 

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genuinely shocked and pissed off
at 2:00 in the morning of his 

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son kicking his ass when he has 
to be at work at like 4:00 in 

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the morning. 
Like I was like, dude, I'll kill

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you if you do that to me. 
Bam, like straight up. 

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But you get, you realize that 
Bam is a good skater. 

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In fact, he's a great skater. 
He's probably never going to be 

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the greatest skater of all time.
He's probably not going to have 

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this like, you know, whoever the
best is, you know, there's a 

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million different debates on it.
But you realize halfway through,

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I guess he said he would because
Phil filmed everything they were

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doing when they were kids, like 
skating, jumping off of stuff. 

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He was like a big sports guy. 
But he's like, my kids are 

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active, but they're not into 
like sports. 

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So he's like, I stopped what 
he's like. 

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I stopped watching sports and 
just filmed everything they were

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doing. 
He had this big massive camera 

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that he would take to skate 
parks and film Bam skating. 

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And then meanwhile the half the 
time they would just be jumping 

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off a shit half the time, like 
with no skateboard and he'd be 

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like, this is probably not good.
But then meanwhile Bam is like 

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doing all this editing and and 
if you know, one of the big 

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reasons I wanted to do this is 
because the 20 tens Bam Margera 

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that everyone sees as like a 
meme and definitely it's own 

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source of entertainment. 
I find it very sad to be honest,

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but this guy's actually really 
good and smart and funny and 

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like, like he's really smart and
really dedicated. 

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I mean, the part of the reason 
he fell off is because he wasn't

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doing drugs until he was 25, 
which is a type of guy that 

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often times spirals into 
horrible addiction in his 30s 

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and 40s is when he first gets a 
taste of it in his mid 20s 

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before not having bad 
experiences before that to kind 

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of weighing you off in your 
teens. 

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And he's but Phil is filming all
of this and Bam is putting 

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together these compilations and 
selling them. 

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He's just like selling them and 
skaters are coming by. 

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Word of mouth is happening. 
And from what I gather, his 

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first initial run of CKY stuff, 
he was a millionaire off of that

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off off selling tapes. 
Was it land speed or? 

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So I, I could be having those 
numbers like I feel like again, 

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we're talking, I, I remember. 
Reading them. 

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Yeah, he put up some big numbers
for that. 

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Well, I was. 
Like selling those like. 

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VHS tapes and yeah, because you.
Look at CKY one, it's very 

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measured. 
It's very like, OK, I have this 

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in front of me, I have this in 
front of me. 

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What's the funniest thing we can
do? 

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But then by CKY 2K, they're in 
Iceland and they have sports 

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cards and stuff because you're 
like, it hit big and this is 

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great Jackass. 
Jackass did not happen yet. 

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So you're like Bam's not making 
all this money off of skating, 

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though there is income from 
that. 

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He's he 411, which was a skate 
video distribution company. 

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I used to have four O 411 VM was
Avhs tape that I had that I 

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really liked growing up. 
But he they would distribute it.

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I think that was his first main 
distributor and they would sell 

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it and he said these things were
like flying off the shelves. 

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People were like pissed off that
they wouldn't get them. 

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All the skate shops like 
nationally would sell them and 

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411411 told him they were like, 
Oh, it's only sold in in 

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America. 
And he goes, this is your 

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numbers and it's only being sold
in America And Bam's like, well,

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bullshit, man. 
I just went over to Iceland and 

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and kids were asking me to 
autograph their fucking Iceland 

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copies of it. 
And so like they were getting he

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was already getting scammed off 
that because he was a young kid.

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Basically it. 
Oh, we'll, we'll skim a little 

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off the top. 
We'll sell it like nationally. 

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But this dude, I don't think 
anybody, including people who 

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gave him money or, or were able 
to distribute it or signal boost

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them a little bit, I don't think
anybody was was ready for how 

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much this would take off, you 
know, like it's crazy. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, that's kind of a through 

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line of his career working with 
these people is just getting 

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taken advantage of through like 
Jackass and whoever you worked 

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with because essentially, I mean
my understanding was that is Bam

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and Novak. 
Yeah, Novak, what were their 

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discovered by like Tony Hawk and
yeah Brandon. 

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Brandon's thirteen years old and
like, on heroin. 

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Yeah. 
Brandon Novak, It's fucking 

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he's. 
He's dark, dude, The like 

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progression of like Jack and 
everything, and he just becomes 

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dark, Yeah. 
And you see him like you see 

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them, they're all like at the 
bar like talking shit. 

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And Brandon Novak's like fucking
and he's like, they're doing 

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that like vagrant style junkie 
stuff. 

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00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,560
And you're not like he's. 
Not even like 20 in the thing. 

443
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,520
You're like, Oh my gosh, I mean,
he's he's doing like sobriety 

444
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,880
stuff now, you know, like, which
hopefully that's the name, but 

445
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,160
like, yeah, anyways, you were 
saying like it's yeah, Bam and 

446
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,560
Novak and and done and all of 
these guys focus on skating. 

447
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,520
The night, like you said, I 
don't know, there's multiple 

448
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,920
origin points. 
There's something about them all

449
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,160
meeting or like doing this stuff
because they had like a shared 

450
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,760
like graphic design class. 
I'm I'm guessing in like high 

451
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,800
school I thought was like 
college. 

452
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,240
Yeah, high. 
School is a very formative thing

453
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:43,800
for them because Rab himself, 
who looks like 12 in he say why 

454
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,200
he's such a he's hysterical. 
I mean he is one of him and 

455
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,520
Brandon Theo are the funniest 
fucking people. 

456
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,600
I I got that like. 
That laugh we could like see all

457
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,320
like top bottom of his I 
legitimately. 

458
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,760
Looked like that because I, I 
didn't, I, I looked really 

459
00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,280
young, like, like all the time, 
like I was a late bloomer and 

460
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,360
stuff. 
So like when I was like 16, I 

461
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,320
like, looked like that. 
And I had the fucking stupid 

462
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,240
like, like, like chick, like 
baby chick hair, like that's 

463
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,760
like should be buzzed or grown 
out. 

464
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,800
It's like in between constantly 
and then the braces and stuff. 

465
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,280
But what's funny is you can tell
that Rab himself, he already got

466
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,680
kicked out of school for like 
shitting in someone's locker. 

467
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,760
And you could tell like Bam's 
like fuck yeah, dude. 

468
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,640
That's the. 
Chick guy and then like Brandon.

469
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,880
D Camillo is like the voice guy.
And what was funny about me is I

470
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,000
always hung around skaters in 
high school and I had a 

471
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,200
skateboard. 
I could ride it. 

472
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,480
I could like ride around skate 
parks getting off the ground. 

473
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,880
Never my thing. 
Like I was always just like I I 

474
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,160
could. 
I think there were a few skate 

475
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,200
videos. 
I like film. 

476
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,120
They sucked, right, But it was 
just the fun. 

477
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,600
Like you have to kind of know 
how to skate. 

478
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,440
Actually, you have to really 
know how to skate to do a skate 

479
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,000
video because you're riding a 
board and filming at the same 

480
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,960
time. 
Didn't go well, but I always I 

481
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,760
had I was funny at the time. 
So like they would keep you 

482
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,640
around because you were funny. 
Now, if you were like lame at 

483
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,040
skating and not cool, that was 
when everybody got on you. 

484
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,360
It was it was. 
But you these guys like got in 

485
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,040
where they fit in. 
You know, like Ryan was a crazy 

486
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,080
stunt guy. 
Like he was just like a crazy 

487
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,240
drive. 
Obviously it didn't end well, 

488
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,880
but like you would drive 120 
miles an hour to Ford Taurus 

489
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,400
like through like rural 
Pennsylvania. 

490
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,280
So it's like, OK, we have a guy 
that does that. 

491
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,880
We have Ray Kion who's like in 
between the band and the skate. 

492
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,600
He's not in the band, but he 
looks like he could be in the 

493
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:28,000
band CKY and then he's also 
there, but he's just gross. 

494
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,600
Oh, he's. 
He's so rancid dude when he's 

495
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,200
getting his. 
Ass eaten in CKY or by a random.

496
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,840
Girl by a random. 
Girl on the street and you're 

497
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:40,040
just like wow people and like 
just eating rake yawns ass. 

498
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,400
I mean like with that woman 
you're like, what is going on 

499
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,520
with you? 
Are you kidding? 

500
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,680
Oh I know dude. 
It's so funny because my, my, my

501
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,560
kids sick. 
So she didn't home with me today

502
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,440
and I've been doing D camilo's 
like rake voicer all day. 

503
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,320
Just oh woo D woo. 
Woo woo. 

504
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,680
I know. 
And the Rab. 

505
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,480
The Rab himself. 
Yeah, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. 

506
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,080
Did you like? 
This. 

507
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,600
I love that shit dude did. 
You did you watch Haggard? 

508
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,240
Have you seen that one? 
I did. 

509
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,280
I I. 
Have but not for this. 

510
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,720
It was many years ago. 
I that's the problem. 

511
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,600
It's like, dude, the DVDs, I've 
tried to find DVDs. 

512
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,240
They're expensive as fuck right 
now. 

513
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,760
These things are relics, like, 
but Haggard is special to me 

514
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,440
because we use that word a lot 
in high school. 

515
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,040
Like, like, and you realize, 
you're like, fuck, we got that 

516
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,520
from Bam. 
Oh yeah. 

517
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,080
Yeah, everything was. 
From Bam like everything fun was

518
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,440
like in high school and middle 
school was just from Bam, but 

519
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,520
what what was happening in 
Haggard just like. 

520
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,280
Rab does that voice the entire 
time and it's so fucking funny 

521
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,240
with the. 
Cats, the stray cats is the fun.

522
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,920
I don't know why it has been 
fucking stitches. 

523
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,960
Like there's yeah, it's like, 
yeah, because you, I love the I 

524
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,480
because I love, you know, 
picturing the friend dynamic 

525
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,640
where Rab's just like, I have to
constantly be doing something 

526
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,520
crazy because I can't skate, you
know, or like I'm just not good 

527
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,200
at this shit or, or, you know, 
he's probably an OK but not 

528
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,400
enough to be, you know, hitting,
you know, 12 stairs and stuff. 

529
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,360
And like, you know, anything to 
make the movie. 

530
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,760
So him and Brandon Decamilo are 
just like, they're just like 

531
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,480
almost competing with each other
to like, get their comedy in 

532
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,480
there, even though like, we, we 
just want more of both of them 

533
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,440
all the time. 
And the way these movies work is

534
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,760
like, you'll see a skit, you'll 
see the skit, you'll see actual 

535
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,360
legit skate runs like where 
you're like, oh, wow, you're 

536
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,080
like expecting the guys to fall.
And you're like, oh, wait, that 

537
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,480
was actually really fucking 
sick. 

538
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,040
Wow. 
Yeah. 

539
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,040
You know, And then then you see 
people following all the time. 

540
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,840
And then it'll be Bam's comedy, 
which is actually really funny. 

541
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,600
He was like, really funny when 
you would just walk. 

542
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,640
He was really good at like, 
bothering you on the street, not

543
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,000
like doing anything to you, 
like, but he would just. 

544
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,480
He has this one that kills me 
where he's at this some sort of 

545
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,680
festival. 
I can't tell if it's a skate 

546
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,800
festival or music festival. 
And he's walking and this guy. 

547
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,200
And it's like a bunch of kids 
because you guys like ska, You 

548
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,400
guys like ska. 
And then the guy's like, yeah, 

549
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,960
yeah, I like Ska's fucking gay. 
Yeah. 

550
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,440
I was like that was literally 
why I can't stop saying gay and 

551
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,120
retarded now is like because 
I've been. 

552
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,480
Doing it. 
For so many years, you know, and

553
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,320
these guys are like, when you 
watch it, your relationship with

554
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,760
these guys, if you're a little 
bit younger than them than I 

555
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,640
was, we're the same generation, 
but I think I'm about four or 

556
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,680
five years younger than them. 
And you're just like, these are 

557
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,400
my older brother's friend. 
I don't even have an older 

558
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,640
brother, but I had friends, 
older brothers that were like, 

559
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,960
what can we do to not look like 
fucking retards in front of 

560
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,600
these kids? 
And then half the time it's like

561
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,120
actually you need to look like 
retard. 

562
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,640
Like that's the only reason 
they'll hang out with you is 

563
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,760
because you're kind of laughing 
at you a little bit and you just

564
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,160
you picturing yourself like, 
what could I do to make these 

565
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,600
guys laugh, you know, and like 
make the like stand out to 

566
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,480
these. 
It's actually kind of 

567
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,200
embarrassing. 
You know, like like think of 

568
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,080
yourself that way. 
But we all were like that that. 

569
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,040
Was like AI mean. 
That was the whole tone of 

570
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,520
Haggard, which was funny because
like the story centers on 

571
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,600
whatever character Ryan Dunn 
plays and he's all torn up over 

572
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:52,160
this girl that he's on a Jen 
Revelle that she's they took a 

573
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,960
break and then she gets fingered
by a by Rick and he's so upset 

574
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,400
about that. 
But the the whole tone of the 

575
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,160
like he's the center of the 
story, but the whole tone of the

576
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,200
movie is like this guy's a total
faggot for being concerned with 

577
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,400
this woman and what a bitch. 
You know, and that dude. 

578
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:10,320
That's totally like when I mean 
so much of this, like you're 

579
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,680
saying you watch him now and 
like the kind of experimental 

580
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,080
production of it stands out and 
like survives across time. 

581
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,760
But there is a whole portion, 
like the whole lot of CKY was a 

582
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,040
bit of like, you had to be 
there, Like, yeah, you had to be

583
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,080
like a middle school boy and 
nostalgic. 

584
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,920
You're laughing nostalgically, 
you know? 

585
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,800
Yeah, yeah. 
Because like it really did just 

586
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,960
consume like Bam is like he 
always like permanently has like

587
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,760
a chubby middle school boy face 
too. 

588
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,120
Like he's just like despite 
being. 

589
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,600
Bulimic. 
It was bulimic about the time I 

590
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,400
said that was AI watched this 
Vice documentary, which is 

591
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,800
really funny because Bam's yeah,
actually an awesome podcast 

592
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,720
guest all anytime he goes on a 
podcast, he's awesome when he's 

593
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,480
like. 
Even when he's like, it's so. 

594
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,880
Kind of like strung out. 
He's still really funny, which 

595
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,600
you you understand why like 
people give him like 80 chances 

596
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,160
because he's really fucking 
funny. 

597
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,480
And you're like, God, I would 
fall for that every damn time. 

598
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:05,240
Like and he but he was talking 
about yeah, all all sorts of 

599
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,240
that, like all sorts of funny 
stuff, like just just on on 

600
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,520
those podcasts about I'm trying.
What were we just talking about?

601
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,080
The the is like. 
Middle school babyface. 

602
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,280
Yeah, yeah, he. 
Was like he was on vice. 

603
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,520
There was a vice thing though, 
like about where they're kind of

604
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,360
like what happened to Bam 
Margera, kind of like kind of 

605
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,920
condescend, condescending a 
little bit like very vice. 

606
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,120
Like some guy with stupid 
glasses on, like just Bam. 

607
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,560
You know, that was a big thing. 
And in the 2015 to like 2020 

608
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,680
come down they all wanted to use
him as this like lol cow like 

609
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,840
guy to laugh at. 
I didn't find any of it funny. 

610
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,800
I remember I listened to Come 
Town at the time and I was like,

611
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,760
this is fucking stupid. 
Yeah, I don't like that. 

612
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,920
Yeah, I was like. 
This is like, this guy's cooler 

613
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,360
than you, you know, and I'm not 
even hating on them. 

614
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,600
I just mean this guy's cooler 
than you. 

615
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,080
I hope you know that like, and 
the whole reason your shit is 

616
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,200
about being gay with your dad, 
the podcast about being gay with

617
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,680
your dad. 
The only reason anybody has a 

618
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:00,560
fucking fan base is because we 
all came from CKY, right? 

619
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,720
And, and, and Jackass and all 
that stuff. 

620
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,840
Like that's the same humor. 
So it's like, it's really weird 

621
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,000
to do stuff like that to like 
people, you know? 

622
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:12,600
But anyways, he's in this, this 
DVD or whatever, this, this 

623
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,640
thing and he's, and he's like, 
yeah. 

624
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,320
And I got like bulimic because 
he his dad was like really fat. 

625
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,720
And he's like, I really don't 
want to be fat. 

626
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,640
He goes, I'm set to skate. 
I could totally. 

627
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,880
See that? 
Yeah, he's like I have to. 

628
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,600
Skate because you could see 
right now like he's fighting 

629
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,440
that body type. 
Oh, he's filled. 

630
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,920
Out yeah, that's like his 
genetic destiny, like if he has 

631
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,200
a. 
Bad month eating. 

632
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,120
He's Phil, you know what I mean?
That was the funniest. 

633
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,400
Shit like on like him around 
Phil and Don Vito and it's like 

634
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,160
just these like Oh my God. 
Behemoths and. 

635
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,760
I could see him being bulimic. 
Yeah, they. 

636
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,000
Said I guess April was like, 
especially back in the dude, 

637
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,640
like he was shirtless 
constantly. 

638
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,360
Good girls loved him. 
That was that was the other 

639
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,000
psychological thing. 
As a Bam Margera fan, you're 

640
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,040
like, wait, you love this guy? 
But I jumped off the fucking the

641
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,520
the theater the other day and 
you didn't laugh at that. 

642
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,640
Yeah. 
Like, yeah. 

643
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,560
And it's like, oh, wait. 
That's because this guy's 

644
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,640
fucking famous and funnier than 
me and that he's the fuck the 

645
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,520
shit about. 
Like Johnny Knoxville made sense

646
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,200
because he's like the pretty boy
of the group. 

647
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,800
Yeah, you know, yeah. 
Bam is like Bam is striking, 

648
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,080
looking like when you see him 
like he has like a like you 

649
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,960
could definitely tell like on 
camera, but girls loved him with

650
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,040
the with the him tattoo. 
I remember the. 

651
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,280
Harder, Graham. 
Stuff they loved him, but it was

652
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,400
like, it's funny because you're 
just like, oh, this is how I get

653
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,800
girls. 
I'll just do the Bam stuff. 

654
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,160
And they're like, no, you don't 
understand it. 

655
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,880
Like the first CKY, the first 
CKY, there's no girls in it 

656
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,120
because you probably aren't 
around. 

657
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,280
And he talked about after that 
came out, he's like, all of a 

658
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,040
sudden I'm invited to every high
school party. 

659
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,960
Like CKY comes out and they find
out I'm like sponsored skater 

660
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,360
Cuz you just for a while it like
skaters weren't like that cool 

661
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,360
in school. 
They were kind of just like 

662
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,920
burnout junkie guys that so I 
wasn't invited to like the jock 

663
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,200
parties or anything. 
Like once I got to high school, 

664
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,080
it was like a kind of that all 
like merged together. 

665
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,440
I think it was pretty segregated
at that time. 

666
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,080
And then CKY two, you have like 
girls just like nude in it and 

667
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,240
stuff like Y2K and stuff. 
It's like that's that's why you 

668
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,640
when I, when I say now is like 
for anybody who's making art to 

669
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,840
like get girls like just make 
art that you like and if it's 

670
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,920
successful, the girls will like 
it automatically. 

671
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,400
So don't like don't make girl 
art for. 

672
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,040
Like. 
Don't do that. 

673
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,400
Like it doesn't work. 
Like I'm just saying it doesn't 

674
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:22,840
work. 
Like you. 

675
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,120
They have to look and they'll be
like, wow, he's on MTV, wow. 

676
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,400
And then they immediately like 
it so. 

677
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,560
That's just the way the. 
Way I've I, I that's a big I've 

678
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,440
seen a lot of people who are 
like starting out and they're 

679
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,040
like, this is going to be my 
girls song. 

680
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,560
I'm going to write a song for 
girls. 

681
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,480
And it's like a pussy. 
You sound like a pussy. 

682
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,680
Dude, like, I mean, if it's 
natural, if that's what you're 

683
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,720
naturally doing, go ahead. 
But like, it's just yeah, you 

684
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,240
got to. 
Girls will like anything as long

685
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,120
as you look like you're 
succeeding at it. 

686
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,280
Dude, this came at a. 
Good time for me because I've 

687
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,240
been like working on the mag and
like with with the design work 

688
00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:00,400
I've been doing, I got really 
into like Bon Oliver, like 4AD 

689
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,920
album cover kind of stuff. 
And I feel like if you see his 

690
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,920
stuff, it's like it's really 
it's really pretty. 

691
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,320
And I really just kind of got to
a point where like I'm spending 

692
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,880
like most of my days thinking 
about like making shit look 

693
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,000
pretty, you know, And that gets 
to a point where like, dude, 

694
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,040
what kind of a pussy am I 
becoming? 

695
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,120
And so like watching like CKY 
got, it's like the way they slop

696
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:25,280
these things together is, I 
don't know, it recalibrated and 

697
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,080
it's so. 
Primal, you realize I got like 

698
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,240
this is the that This is why it 
works so well is because you're 

699
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,480
like, if you're a guy. 
I don't know what young men 

700
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,800
think about nowadays, because I 
don't. 

701
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,560
I just don't even see kids 
playing outside anymore. 

702
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,240
I don't know. 
Yeah, this instinct, they're 

703
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,320
like this impulses. 
I don't know. 

704
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,520
But like when you're with my I 
was just like, that's every 

705
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,280
dumb, the dumbest idea you can 
think of. 

706
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,520
Somebody did it. 
Basically. 

707
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,200
That's when you watch CKY. 
You're like, wouldn't it be 

708
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,840
funny if I like took a shit off 
of like the open ass and you 

709
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,400
look and it's like, and then 
guess what, Brandon Brandon 

710
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,000
Dicamillo took 19 X lacs and 
shit off the fucking and Rav 

711
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,760
himself. 
I think it was Rav himself that 

712
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,640
did a lot of that stuff, which 
later became Aaron Mcgahee in in

713
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,880
in Jackass. 
But he would just take like 19 X

714
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,320
lacs and Sprint as fast as he 
could and like shit. 

715
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,400
And you're just like like, no, 
anybody now it's like, well, why

716
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,840
would you do that? 
I'm like, you're right, why 

717
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,120
would you do it? 
But everyone's thought about it.

718
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,480
Oh yeah, that's a weird guy 
thing. 

719
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,080
Like it's a weird guy thing, you
know? 

720
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,160
Like I, I was thinking about 
now. 

721
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,040
You can go on. 
No, because I. 

722
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,960
What I meant was my, my, I 
remember asking my wife once 

723
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,400
when like the burner was really 
hot, like, you know, like just 

724
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,800
the, the coil burner, like on 
this. 

725
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,000
Yeah, it's really hot and it's 
bright red. 

726
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,760
I'm like, don't you sometimes 
want to just fucking smack your 

727
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,400
hands? 
Totally, totally like and she 

728
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,640
goes. 
No, and I was like, wow, I was 

729
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,320
like, yeah, that's maybe maybe 
we are different. 

730
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,040
Like that's like like that's 
because I I don't not going to 

731
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,760
do it, but I like you think 
about like it would be so crazy 

732
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,600
to just fucking head butt that 
thing real fast. 

733
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,520
Like what would happen? 
Obviously we know what would 

734
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,360
happen like, but it's just 
there's like that weird unknown 

735
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,680
thing like I think we kind of 
kind of want to hurt ourselves. 

736
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,680
We. 
When I was first thing out with 

737
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,600
my girlfriend, we're just having
a couple of cigs and I was, she 

738
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,480
caught me just sitting like 
staring at like, you know, the 

739
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,480
lit end of it, just like, what 
are you doing? 

740
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,280
I was like, Oh, I just, I was 
just imagining sticking that 

741
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,120
right into my eye and like what 
that would look like and my 

742
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,840
contact lens like bubbling. 
He's like just sit and think 

743
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,480
about that shit. 
They even like. 

744
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,440
They don't know. 
They don't know. 

745
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,880
They don't. 
They cannot compute that, that 

746
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,280
you would think, yeah, but. 
No, we do that shit like in like

747
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,480
in high schools, like yeah, out 
here, Lolo, Mt, we'd have shit 

748
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,240
to do. 
So it's like my buddy and I 

749
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,000
would like go to I remember like
the cotton candy Blizzard became

750
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,080
a thing and we'd get like the 
largest cotton candy extra candy

751
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,720
with the intent to make us like 
vomit and it and it worked. 

752
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,520
And just like on like one of 
those old LG flip phones, just 

753
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,800
like this pink projectile vomit 
kind of shit. 

754
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,440
Or, or we'd like. 
I was thinking about this with 

755
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,920
like the Camille was like wooty 
woo his voice. 

756
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:57,000
Like my buddy Zach and I, we 
would there's a pond down here 

757
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,480
and there's like a few weekends 
where we just like go out there 

758
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,800
just just be ass naked for like 
a couple hours. 

759
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,240
And I don't, I don't think like 
a human sound came out of our 

760
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,480
mouths that entire time. 
Yeah, we're just just making 

761
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,560
these animal noises and it's the
funniest shit. 

762
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,600
And you hate to. 
Sound like a boomer and it's 

763
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,920
kind of hacked, but like you 
didn't have a phone, you didn't 

764
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,520
have the Internet. 
The. 

765
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,280
Internet was pretty finite. 
Like you couldn't spend all day 

766
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,800
on the Internet. 
I mean, some people did, but 

767
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,520
that was weird if you did, you 
know, like if you spent all day 

768
00:34:22,639 --> 00:34:25,000
on the Internet, you were like a
kind of a weird kid back then. 

769
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,159
Sorry for anybody who's 
listening. 

770
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:28,120
That was like 40 years old that 
spent all the time on the 

771
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,440
Internet. 
That was a niche thing. 

772
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,600
That was like a, oh, that guy's 
on the, that guy's into 

773
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,679
computers. 
You know, like you're just like 

774
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,600
new your friend, like you're 
like, well, yeah, he does that 

775
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,960
all day. 
So you're just like, well, OK. 

776
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:43,080
That's why CKY 1 is so magical. 
The first one is like, because 

777
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,800
it's straight up like, what if 
we just fucking jumped into that

778
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,360
pine tree? 
Like that pine tree, It's very 

779
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,639
much the burner that I'm talking
about. 

780
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:52,120
It's like that pine tree's been 
staring at me the whole time. 

781
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,320
It's like a man conquering 
nature kind of situation, but 

782
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,160
you're not you're like hoping 
you lose. 

783
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,360
You know, that's what the beauty
of CKY. 

784
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,880
You're like, if I lose this 
rules and I remember Bam talking

785
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,600
about the difference between a 
skate video and just shithead 

786
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,880
jumping off of stuff. 
He goes, it doesn't you can get 

787
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,600
the take right the first time 
because it's like whatever 

788
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,360
happens, that's what makes the 
film. 

789
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,320
He's like with skating, you 
spend 8 hours trying to like 

790
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,600
clear something, you know, or, 
or or you know, trying to 

791
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,480
whatever off on the ledge or 
something. 

792
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,840
You're trying to do all these 
things. 

793
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,960
And he was talking about when he
got to Jackass or when MTV 

794
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,440
started getting involved, which 
I have a little bit more of a 

795
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,040
disdain from the more I learn 
about the insurance and outs of 

796
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,120
CKY is the, you get the Jeff 
Tremaine's, you get all these 

797
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,240
MTV directors and they're like, 
I remember this when it 

798
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,160
happened. 
They had the loop, the skate 

799
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,200
loop in the backyard. 
And it was Tony Hawk was there 

800
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,040
as a huge and the director was 
like this guy. 

801
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,680
And he's like, all right, do the
loop and action. 

802
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,840
And they're like, dude, this is 
going to take like 5 hours for 

803
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,880
us to get this. 
And he's like, what? 

804
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,600
He's like, yeah, no, he's like 
this, this is hard. 

805
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,640
Like you want us to do that? 
He's oh, I thought you guys just

806
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,480
like do it every time And and 
he's like, no. 

807
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,000
And so that's why Jackass 
complicated A lot of stuff 

808
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,200
because it was like the CKY 
thing. 

809
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,360
They had all an understanding of
what was to happen. 

810
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,000
They're like, we have nothing to
do today. 

811
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,840
We're going to drive around 
Brandon D Camille used to talk 

812
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,680
about like he would prank call 
half the people or or like fuck 

813
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,440
up their mailbox because they 
didn't tip him. 

814
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,920
Like he was like, these are the 
people that stiffed me on a tip.

815
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,520
So now they're going to be in a 
video. 

816
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,840
Yeah, or the shit dollar, right,
which I don't know if they 

817
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,280
started, but the shit dollar is 
one of the funniest pranks I've 

818
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,400
ever seen in my life. 
Like it kills me every time. 

819
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,560
The the for anyone who doesn't 
know, again, these are all on 

820
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,880
Internet archive. 
You can find them. 

821
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,360
They're they're pretty much all 
on there. 

822
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,480
I know that all the CK wise are,
but the they they somebody would

823
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,840
wipe their ass with a dollar 
like, and I'm talking like fresh

824
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,720
shit, like wipe their ass with 
it. 

825
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,120
And you turn the dollar over on 
the ground and you film somebody

826
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,680
by an ATM pick it up and kind of
like, and one guy picks up is 

827
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,320
like this geezer guy picks it up
and stuffs it into his pocket 

828
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,120
and and and he's like, Oh, what 
the fuck, He's like smells his 

829
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,400
fingers and and bam, the whole 
time Do we got to give the son 

830
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,520
NDA, man. 
We got to get inside the NDA 

831
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,480
like so he could show his face 
and the guys like in the party 

832
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,040
said, why would you do that? 
He goes, well, you didn't have 

833
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,680
to pick the dollar up. 
No one said you fucking had to 

834
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,360
do that because of course I'm 
going to pick the freaking 

835
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,120
dollar up, man. 
And but it's funny, the whole 

836
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,880
time you just realize you're 
like, well, they are showing 

837
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,440
this guy's face. 
So he did sign that. 

838
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,080
Probably, Yeah. 
After a while, they probably got

839
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,880
him to do it. 
I was wondering how. 

840
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:34,080
Many people even sign yeah cuz 
there's a lot of footage out in 

841
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,400
yeah out in public. 
I don't I don't remember 1 face 

842
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,000
like lured out. 
I think some. 

843
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,880
Are some are orchestrated like 
the ones where they're kicking 

844
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,320
like I love this skit too. 
The 1:00 where they're kicking 

845
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,560
field goals into car oncoming 
traffic as like. 

846
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,240
Frenchman, I think. 
One guy I. 

847
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,680
One guy was Don Vito, so I was 
like, oh shit, that's Don Vito 

848
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,760
drive. 
It was before anyone knew who 

849
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,640
Don Vito was. 
So it was like I was like, so I 

850
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,400
was like, are all those? 
It doesn't matter. 

851
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,400
It's still hysterical, but the 
one of the one that is really 

852
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,360
funny and I think as you get 
older and maybe a little more 

853
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,680
conservative in your actions, it
actually becomes funnier, is the

854
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,320
where they throw the dummy off a
bridge onto a car. 

855
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,520
Because you know how. 
Pissed you would be if you were 

856
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,800
or how scared you would be if 
you were driving and that 

857
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,360
happened. 
But also that's why it's funny. 

858
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,720
Like that's why it's funny 
because you like as a kid you're

859
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,000
like, why is that guy getting so
mad? 

860
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,960
It's just a prank. 
Like, you know, you're like what

861
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,840
a loser. 
You're like, no, I understand 

862
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,280
why that guy's getting so mad, 
But also you look down and you 

863
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,480
see it's a dummy and you're the 
guy's just mad because it scared

864
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,320
him, not because you know, it's 
just, they just would throw it 

865
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,240
off a thing and you, you, you, 
they probably had to film it 

866
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,440
like 50 times. 
That's so hard to time, you 

867
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,440
know, to have it hit the thing. 
And we used to do that with 

868
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,080
water balloons. 
Again, not as cool. 

869
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,880
If you film it, it's not nearly 
as cool. 

870
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,960
And you're also a pussy because 
once the guy, you're going to 

871
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,880
forget to film it. 
Once the guy gets out of the 

872
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,000
car, he never runs. 
And that's the point of like his

873
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,920
band. 
He was up back in all aloof and 

874
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,160
he's like, it wasn't me. 
And it's just newspaper, dude. 

875
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,200
It's full of newspaper. 
He's like I told. 

876
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,720
The guy who dropped it, it was a
bad idea. 

877
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,760
And. 
You know, like half the time in 

878
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,320
the back of his mind, he's like,
I'm down to get clocked right 

879
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,840
now on TV by this guy. 
Like I'm actually down if this 

880
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,760
guy really punches me. 
And that's why these guys are so

881
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,800
good at it. 
It what? 

882
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,040
Because I remember when it came 
out my parents, I remember when 

883
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,600
the the Phil stuff was happening
and my dad was like, don't you 

884
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,600
fucking dare do that shit to me.
Like he's like, if you like, it 

885
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,520
was kind of just like this, like
Hellraiser cube that opens up 

886
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,760
where he's like, don't like he 
was like, wait, I didn't don't 

887
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,960
because it's primal to him too. 
I'm sure he was like, oh, this 

888
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,000
is an answer that we should have
never sought out. 

889
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,920
Like what? 
What is entertaining to young 

890
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,680
men like this is like, so anyone
can do this. 

891
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,240
And my dad's like, don't you 
fucking dare. 

892
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,360
And you know, and he's just 
like, this is not, you're not 

893
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,280
him. 
I'm not Phil. 

894
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,120
And then I remember my mom 
coming in and she was like when 

895
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,600
I was watching Jackass and she's
like, this is really gay. 

896
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,160
Like. 
And she meant it like this is a 

897
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,200
homosexual and you know, I'm a 
13 year old kid. 

898
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,560
Like, no, it's not right. 
Right. 

899
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,000
Yeah, no, not at all. 
I was like that guy running with

900
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,840
his Dick out and slapping it on 
someone's face is not gay. 

901
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,600
And like, yeah, it's like. 
Dicks are just funny, you know? 

902
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,120
I understand art. 
Media literacy on my mom. 

903
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,800
And then and then I find out. 
Then I listen to Bradyson Ella's

904
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,560
podcast. 
How many years later he goes, Oh

905
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,920
yeah, I used to. 
I used to love Jackass. 

906
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,240
That was the way you'd watch gay
pornography. 

907
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,880
Like you're like, damn it. 
Is this the third? 

908
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,720
One where they have the gay fags
skit where rollerblading that's 

909
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:36,880
the main remember is that I 
remember the gay fags and rake 

910
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,880
getting shit on while he's while
he's having his picnic date or 

911
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,160
whatever that I know that. 
One's funny and you can find 

912
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,600
out. 
When you find out that Rake Yon 

913
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,840
is a biochemist now, you realize
you're like, wait, he is a 

914
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,440
little more conservative because
that's like chocolate pudding 

915
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,640
going on. 
Oh yeah, Yeah. 

916
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,840
There's only one I think get 
shit on. 

917
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,200
You know, he's like a VAT. 
Too he's like backed up in his 

918
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,440
Instagram bio and shit Yeah 
yeah, that's. 

919
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,200
Yeah, yeah, they can't all be 
winners. 

920
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,480
But you know, like, yeah, I did 
see that. 

921
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,240
I was like as soon as I heard 
biochemist, I'm like, I'm not 

922
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:08,880
even gonna. 
Yeah, I already know what this 

923
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,760
is about. 
It is funny. 

924
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,680
Like the ones that kind of 
layoff a bit because, like, they

925
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,920
definitely don't. 
Yeah, they don't shit on Rake. 

926
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,640
Yeah. 
Who's the elite singer? 

927
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,600
Darren Miller. 
Yeah, they don't. 

928
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,000
They don't fuck with him too 
much because he's kind of like 

929
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,440
they don't fuck with. 
Mike Vallely ever because Mike 

930
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,200
Vallely will fucking dis I guess
so scary when he when he do that

931
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,000
because I felt bad the one time 
I one guy I really felt bad for 

932
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,600
was the Mike Vallely sketch. 
Anybody. 

933
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,240
I don't it's in the CKYDVD, but 
there's actually a video of Mike

934
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,400
Vallely just beating the shit 
out of like 5 skaters. 

935
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,120
It's incredible. 
It's it looks literally looks 

936
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,800
like a Marvel, like a Marvel 
guy, like, hey, punk, you 

937
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,960
fucking asshole. 
And he just, you know, beats the

938
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,960
shit out of everybody. 
And but there's a a landscaper 

939
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,680
for like a parking lot. 
Yeah. 

940
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,320
I felt really bad. 
For that, actually that guy, 

941
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,800
yeah, that guy's. 
Like, dude, I got to clean up 

942
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,920
this shit. 
He's like, dude. 

943
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,560
I get it that what you're doing 
is funny. 

944
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,960
He's like, but it fucks me up 
because I got to come out of. 

945
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,920
They don't, dude. 
No, you don't. 

946
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,160
Yeah. 
Yeah, He's like, yeah, you just 

947
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,360
put the word on the plants 
tomorrow, you know? 

948
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,760
And like they start like, yeah. 
And then and then Mike Valelly 

949
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,920
like fucking like gets him in 
like a lot like a headlock and 

950
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,440
he and again, if this is fake, 
it's like a brilliantly acted 

951
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,280
because I'm like that guy 
legitimately looks like, oh 

952
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,640
shit, like, oh shit, I shouldn't
have come over here and and Mike

953
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,520
like they never. 
But the Long story short, 

954
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,840
they're not rubbing shit on Mike
Vallely's bald head ever is is 

955
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,680
never happening. 
But Ryan Dunn's the guy who 

956
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,880
can't handle it, but they always
do it to him. 

957
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,240
That's that's like their their 
ultimate, like their ultimate 

958
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:39,720
Guinea pig is Ryan Dunn. 
Where, because there's one where

959
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,600
I think it's I can't remember if
it's brand. 

960
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,840
I think it's Brandon Di Camille,
where he just literally films 

961
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,640
himself shit coming out of his 
ass into this. 

962
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,600
I think it's CKY 2K. 
It's like the opening. 

963
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,040
Of. 
I mean truly, like the magnum 

964
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,800
opus of anything Bam's ever done
at CK. 

965
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,800
That one's, that one's. 
So good because it's artful. 

966
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,360
As fuck. 
It's like the Iceland, the 

967
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,680
Iceland stuff like where where 
Halcyon on and on is playing and

968
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,480
yeah, like, whoa, this is like 
some Bjork. 

969
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,480
And the apex twin sequence too, 
yeah. 

970
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,000
It's crazy and you could tell 
like it was like, OK, the stakes

971
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,080
are levelled up a little bit, 
but it still has that feel. 

972
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,840
It doesn't like over expand, 
which I like. 

973
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,360
And there's always moments when 
you watch these four where 

974
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,440
you're like, Oh fuck, is this 
when they start losing it and 

975
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,760
you think you think it and then 
all of a sudden they're back to 

976
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,760
they play the hits again and 
it's just shitting on your 

977
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,800
friend. 
And but but there's the sketch 

978
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,080
that's really revolting is like 
Brandon Di Camille films like, 

979
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,880
like, I mean an insane like 
sillium, like psyllium husk shit

980
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,040
like like go out of his ass and 
then wipes it like like raw and 

981
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,440
then goes to Ryan Dunn gets it 
in his ear while he's sleeping. 

982
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,960
You could tell his like Ryan 
Dunn's like blackout drunk 

983
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,160
hammered. 
Like that's a funny. 

984
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,120
Yeah. 
Because he's like out. 

985
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,520
He doesn't, he doesn't budget. 
It's like on his lip. 

986
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,560
And yeah, it's. 
On his lip and everything. 

987
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,160
He wakes up because of the 
smell. 

988
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,920
You can tell like that's like 
that's the most mortifying part 

989
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,160
of it is like, it's one thing if
you like, why are people 

990
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,640
touching me? 
And you wake up and you're like,

991
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,600
that's gross. 
And then you're like, oh, he 

992
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,280
woke up because of the 
disgusting smiling. 

993
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,120
These guys are eating Mcfucking 
Donald's every day probably. 

994
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,160
You know what I mean? 
Like, like, it's probably just 

995
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,840
toxic waste. 
Smells like a foot in there. 

996
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,240
Yeah, it's so. 
Gross and and then but then like

997
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:18,240
Ryan Dunn like stands over him 
just full like 40 oz night full 

998
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:23,240
of 40 oz like pisses all over 
him like in his face like like 

999
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,920
sleeping like it's like one of 
those like total like beer 

1000
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,880
pisses where it like never 
stops. 

1001
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,960
Oh dude, yeah, you got imagine. 
And two, like how much I drink 

1002
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,200
in and just like is what that 
was like 2-4 in the morning. 

1003
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,040
So that was like, yeah. 
Thick. 

1004
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:40,080
Yellow, dehydrated, pissed, you 
know, Yeah, and you. 

1005
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,280
Wonder too, because you're just 
like Bam is like the whole time.

1006
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,840
Like you could tell they're in 
Iceland for like some skate 

1007
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:50,240
thing, probably some sort of 
like element or toy machine 

1008
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,160
appearance. 
But they're like, let me bring 

1009
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,640
all my guys. 
Like he probably has more money 

1010
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,040
than he can even count. 
Yeah, time and he's like, let me

1011
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,160
just bring our guys and we'll 
just film CKY 2K like it 

1012
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,480
basically all the time, which is
like really proto YouTube proto 

1013
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,400
streamer, proto all of these 
things where like that's not 

1014
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,920
that hard to do right now. 
But like you're talking about 

1015
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,400
film equipment cameramen 
constantly like, you know, this 

1016
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:18,320
is this is nuts and the the way.
He edited too was very just kind

1017
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,440
of like a just I don't the way 
they chop things together is 

1018
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,280
very loose and fun. 
He he has his like more like the

1019
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,080
FX twin sequence. 
You can tell that like Bam's 

1020
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,840
directed music videos and shit 
because it's like really 

1021
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,000
expertly done, but just the way 
they like decide what to put 

1022
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,840
together is just like so all 
over the place. 

1023
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,720
It's fun. 
Did you see the It's like Him 

1024
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,440
versus Bam the documentary he 
did I've. 

1025
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,040
Seen I've watched a little bit 
of it. 

1026
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,600
I fucking cannot stand the band 
him I that was I. 

1027
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,880
I never have been able like 
their music sucks. 

1028
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,800
Dude, I've never understood it. 
I've like I've tried to this 

1029
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,120
time. 
I like the Daniel Lyon I dude 

1030
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:59,280
like does the the Viva intro yes
yeah, they're for guitars. 

1031
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,080
Like he's dope, but I'm like 
dude, you have. 

1032
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,160
A waist sicker band that you're 
like blood related to to use any

1033
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,480
of their it's so. 
Strange. 

1034
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,440
Yeah, I know. 
Like. 

1035
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,640
Him is like nobody understood 
it. 

1036
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,240
Bam got really into him and and 
ever almost like why? 

1037
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Yeah, like I don't know. 
But anyways, you were saying 

1038
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,200
it's really weird. 
Sad voice stuff. 

1039
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,040
But yeah, the way the way he 
even, like put together that 

1040
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,200
documentary was a very like 
proto YouTube. 

1041
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,960
And the way he, like, talks to 
the camera in his office and 

1042
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:29,000
chops it together is there's 
definitely like, I mean, that's 

1043
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,080
a key distinction between like 
doing that like be like Bam 

1044
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,440
versus like Knoxville and 
Tremaine. 

1045
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,280
Yeah. 
I was thinking like, like, have 

1046
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:41,000
you read that? 
Bretty Snell essay on like 

1047
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,640
empire post empire, it's in 
white. 

1048
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,760
It's in white, right? 
He mentions it in there. 

1049
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,520
He wrote it during. 
I don't think I read it but. 

1050
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,320
I know what he, I know the gist 
of it, but the whole gist cuz 

1051
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,400
it's. 
Like what it? 

1052
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,000
For any of you doesn't know, 
basically I mean he. 

1053
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,240
Wrote this during like Martin 
Sheen or no Charlie Sheen's is 

1054
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:03,200
tiger blood, you know yeah. 
And I mean his whole point is 

1055
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,360
about like, you know, the empire
versus post empire and that 

1056
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,000
we're in this post empire age 
of, you know, the the 

1057
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,800
entertainment has moved behind 
the scenes like Jackass and like

1058
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,800
all this is definitely part of 
like the post empire moment. 

1059
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,160
But I think I was thinking about
this watching it because like 

1060
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:19,680
Knoxville and Tremaine 
definitely have more of an old 

1061
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,800
like studio based sensibility. 
And even like Knoxville too, is 

1062
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,400
like his like outward 
inspirations are like Evel 

1063
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,640
Knievel. 
And and he kind of reminds me of

1064
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:34,000
like, you know, Seth MacFarlane 
the way he's like he likes that 

1065
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,360
sort of like tap dancing top hat
giant Kane pulls you off the 

1066
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:42,440
stage like old style of a comedy
where it's like Bam is very much

1067
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,640
more again, like proto YouTube. 
He's a much more post empire 

1068
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,600
figure in that sense. 
And you? 

1069
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,080
Have, I mean, yeah, 'cause the 
merge of Jackass, which I 

1070
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,200
believe happens right around CKY
three, I want to say I think 

1071
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,280
it's right. 
I think, I think, yeah, that's 

1072
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,400
when Knoxville. 
Shows up. 

1073
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,120
Yeah, you see. 
All of them and they see Jeff 

1074
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,720
Tremaine. 
You see like I think they 

1075
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,680
basically again this is another 
like proto streamer thing is 

1076
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,000
like making your own documentary
while doing something else 

1077
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,200
basically. 
Like. 

1078
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,840
Like it's kind of very much like
idub Sam Hyde kind of situation 

1079
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,600
that's happening where they're 
like doing real, a lot of the 

1080
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,680
pranks they're doing on the 
Jackass people, they're getting 

1081
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,080
reactions that you don't get in 
the Jackass movie. 

1082
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,160
They're like, dude, what the 
fuck? 

1083
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,600
Like we're done. 
Like, you know, like CKY, dude, 

1084
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,600
this we're fucking CKY. 
And like, you know, and it's 

1085
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:30,360
really funny because the but 
yeah, with Knoxville and again, 

1086
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,080
I I loved all that stuff going 
on. 

1087
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,400
I love Jack, I love, I loved it 
all. 

1088
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:38,280
But like looking back, Knoxville
worked for Big Brother magazine,

1089
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,720
which was a skip magazine. 
And I think they were trying to 

1090
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,880
like it's all it's LA based, 
right? 

1091
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,400
So like LA, I love California, 
but like people in LA think that

1092
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,440
like they're on the cutting edge
of a lot of stuff all the time. 

1093
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,760
But when they realize they're 
like, well, this kid is like 

1094
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,080
fucking us over in like 
Westchester, Pennsylvania. 

1095
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,040
Like this kid is like doing 
something that we cannot do out 

1096
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,720
here. 
Like people don't care about not

1097
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:02,040
people don't care, but like a 
mass audience is not caring 

1098
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,840
about Eric Coston clearing this 
rail in LA, you know, clearing 

1099
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,200
this gap. 
Like you care, but that's a only

1100
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,080
skaters care about that. 
But like, this kid over here is 

1101
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:15,480
combining comedy, organic comedy
like that, that like, you really

1102
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,040
can't write. 
In fact, the more orchestrated 

1103
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,840
skits are the worst. 
Usually that band, it's like, 

1104
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,840
it's like that that they're 
doing. 

1105
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,800
He's like, we got to bring this 
to LA. 

1106
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:29,120
And then I have my rodeo clown 
guy, Stevo, who, you know, look,

1107
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,720
Stevo, Stevo is what he is. 
I fucking can't listen to that 

1108
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,920
guy talk for longer than like 10
minutes, but you know, Yeah, 

1109
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,160
man. 
Oh. 

1110
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,400
Yeah, man, you know. 
Like just like, Oh my God, dude.

1111
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,280
And then and like these guys are
trying, they try to like 

1112
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,280
maximize everything. 
And and you immediately realize 

1113
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:51,160
like how the reason CKY was cool
was because everyone understood 

1114
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,920
what it was like in the group, 
right In the group. 

1115
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,880
Brandon D Camilo, I think he's 
only in the first Jackass and 

1116
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,520
you don't see him after a while 
and he's like. 

1117
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,400
A family man now he is, and he 
also. 

1118
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,360
Just didn't want to do any of 
that stuff. 

1119
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,400
He's like, this is not what we 
there's always one guy in every 

1120
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,440
passive thing that blows up. 
That's like, hey, I didn't 

1121
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,680
really want this to blow up, you
know, like I, I kind of wanted 

1122
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,200
this to be a thing like your 
secret little tapes, you know, 

1123
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,520
your secret. 
Tapes like. 

1124
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,120
If you knew about it, you knew 
about it like and he's like 

1125
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,160
putting on like MTV with 
directors and all these moving 

1126
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,400
parts, which the beauty of CKY 
is that there's like 5 moving 

1127
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,960
parts massive. 
So to make it this big machine 

1128
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,000
and you watch it on Jack and 
some of the Jackass stuff is 

1129
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,120
still brilliant, but you're 
like, man, the CKY stuff I think

1130
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,720
ages 10 times better in my 
opinion, because because we 

1131
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,960
search for something organic 
now, like we search for like non

1132
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,960
orchestrated humor a lot of 
times. 

1133
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
And it's part like the kind of 
it's kind of like this post to 

1134
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,040
post modernism movement that 
we're in right now. 

1135
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,080
At least I am like I want to 
know what earnestly that you 

1136
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,960
want to do like in earnest and 
like even if you see that 

1137
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,680
dumbest. 
Thing of all. 

1138
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,360
Time it looks so natural whereas
like yeah guys it's like you 

1139
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,760
know we built a gigantic ramp in
a backyard it was all headed 

1140
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,840
that way it's it's. 
It's a. 

1141
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,960
Natural rise and fall trajectory
in a way, but it was just like, 

1142
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,320
it's kind of sad when you watch 
the Jackass stuff happen a 

1143
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,880
little bit now. 
Now that you see what happened 

1144
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,920
to all of them. 
All. 

1145
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,680
Outs and Jackass. 
The last Jackass was awful. 

1146
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,160
They have like zoomers doing 
their their the tough stunts for

1147
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,760
them, but they're all these. 
They're all these like. 

1148
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,400
Streamer guys that aren't like 
they. 

1149
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,360
That was the worst part. 
You know, yeah. 

1150
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,240
Guys named poopies and he's 
like, come on, dude. 

1151
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:40,200
Like this is terrible. 
And and it it was they, they 

1152
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,080
kind of, again, you realize why 
they kind of didn't want Bam to 

1153
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,160
be a part of it because he was 
not in a good mental state, but 

1154
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,120
also they needed him bad. 
You know. 

1155
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:54,360
Like this shit does not work 
without him like and you know, 

1156
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,680
he it's tough. 
He doesn't sound. 

1157
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,560
Down to, I mean, he definitely, 
it sounds like he just hates 

1158
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,960
Knoxville out of everyone he's 
like, doesn't Tremaine too? 

1159
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,160
Yeah. 
Tremaine too. 

1160
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,600
Yeah. 
I mean I could see I. 

1161
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,120
Mean some of my favorite movie 
experiences were like even the 

1162
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,000
shitty the new shitty one. 
Like they're all like my 

1163
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,880
favorite movie going experiences
seeing Jackass in theaters like 

1164
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:19,680
the funniest shit to me and like
having I remember like Jackass 2

1165
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,080
and 3 specifically and three's 
like not one of the like 2 I 

1166
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,600
think is their best, but like 
that was the funniest shit one 

1167
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,480
and two are. 
Classics one and two are like, 

1168
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,560
it's still classic. 
Yeah, Oh, they're so. 

1169
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,360
Good. 
Yeah. 

1170
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,440
And that was like a Kate, like 
packed theater and like everyone

1171
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,520
left his friends. 
Like he didn't want it to end. 

1172
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:38,120
It was so funny. 
But I or No. 

1173
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:42,240
Bam said something too recently 
about like what you getting big?

1174
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,600
And his main thing was really 
at, at the end of the day, he 

1175
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,680
just wanted to skate. 
And when it becomes, when you 

1176
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,600
kind of make it big like that 
and you like, yeah, like you're 

1177
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,840
saying that, you know, you build
the, you try to get that 

1178
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,520
specific stunt or whatever. 
It's like, dude, you're slight. 

1179
00:52:55,520 --> 00:53:00,200
Like you go from like skating 8 
hours a day to like down to like

1180
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,040
one maybe like 30 minutes. 
And the rest is all like setting

1181
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,240
up crew and production and all 
this bullshit. 

1182
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,320
And you're like, you're doing 
less and less of the thing that 

1183
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,640
you're trying to capture on 
film. 

1184
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,120
And he's kind of saying too, 
like even now he's like, he kind

1185
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,440
of likes that. 
You can just like now you can 

1186
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,360
just post and just film and 
post. 

1187
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,360
He's ahead of his. 
Time man, he's ahead of his time

1188
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,840
like I and I I dude First off he
he has like 2 instagrams and 

1189
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,160
there's a post every hour on 
them it's crazy like he's like 

1190
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,240
touring. 
And shit too. 

1191
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:27,040
Like he's all over the place. 
I think he's a guy. 

1192
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,600
That the wheels have to be 
moving because the minute he he 

1193
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,720
even said he's like the reason I
was drinking so much because I 

1194
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:34,200
didn't literally like had no 
structure. 

1195
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,280
I had no structure. 
He's like, there was things to 

1196
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,840
do, but they were all 
destructive. 

1197
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,240
He's like, and, and I mean when 
he built Castle Bam and had that

1198
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,000
done for Viva la Bam, which I 
think Viva la Bam is like 

1199
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,920
perfect. 
I mean, it's, it's like it was 

1200
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:49,520
such a great show. 
It was kind of the end of what 

1201
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,520
you could do the the the 
absolute zenith of what you 

1202
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,640
could do with that construction 
of the family. 

1203
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,640
It still takes place in 
Pennsylvania. 

1204
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,360
So you get the CKY kind of 
nostalgia parts of it. 

1205
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,960
A lot of his friends are still 
there and you and and you 

1206
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,560
because what the fuck else are 
they going to do? 

1207
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,360
You know, like, of course 
they're going to be part of 

1208
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,440
this. 
And then, but then, like, at the

1209
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,720
same time, you know, he 
realizes, like, damn, you just 

1210
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,880
kept that place open. 
You just gave the gate code out 

1211
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,080
to people constantly. 
Yeah. 

1212
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:16,520
Yeah. 
And. 

1213
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,160
You. 
Know he's a classic, like 

1214
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,680
everybody's as honest and 
good-natured as I am, you know, 

1215
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:24,640
and it's, it's a false 
equivalency. 

1216
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,400
You do with a lot of people I've
had I've, I've had to learn that

1217
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,520
the hard way a few times. 
Like, oh, that guy's cool for 

1218
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:30,800
sure. 
You're like, no, he actually, 

1219
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,840
he's not, you know, and you, but
like he was talking. 

1220
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,360
I felt so bad for him because 
again, this all comes in handy 

1221
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,360
like as you're, when you're 
growing up and you have bills 

1222
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,280
and stuff, you realize like how 
crazy this was. 

1223
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:45,040
He would be gone for a while, 
Spain or whatever, And, but his 

1224
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,760
house would be open. 
He's like, Oh yeah, people can 

1225
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,880
go skate there if they want. 
He's like, I love that for young

1226
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,080
kids, like I never want them to 
be without like a cool place to 

1227
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,880
skate. 
And like, but he had one of 

1228
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,840
those massive like skate parks 
inside his house with verts and,

1229
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,720
you know, all the all this crazy
stuff and, and the lighting on 

1230
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,600
top, he said, but my one rule is
if you're going to, if you're 

1231
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,240
going to go, if you're going to 
go in my home, you got to turn 

1232
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:07,680
the lights off. 
And nobody would ever do it. 

1233
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,600
So they'd have those massive 
warehouse lights on the whole 

1234
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,800
time. 
And he would get like an alert 

1235
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,840
from the power company. 
Like, dude, you're like, your 

1236
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,320
Bill's going to be like $50,000 
And and he's like, what? 

1237
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,320
And it's like, dude, yeah, 
you're trusting retarded skater 

1238
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,560
kids. 
They're like. 

1239
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,360
Pick up. 
And he's like all my 2 rules are

1240
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,480
pick up your beer bottles and 
turn the light off and they 

1241
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,200
don't do that. 
And he was talking about like, 

1242
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,880
obviously junkie skaters are 
going to like come into your 

1243
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,000
house and do this too. 
And he said, like, you had a 

1244
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,360
video camera of this one guy. 
I think it was his old 

1245
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,920
classmate, which this I feel bad
for because you want to like 

1246
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,440
give that guy your benefit of 
the doubt. 

1247
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,640
You're like, that's my old 
friend Don or whatever. 

1248
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,480
He would go into the people's 
cars and break into everybody's 

1249
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,320
car on camera. 
And like when confronted, he did

1250
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,480
that like just obnoxed that 
crazy out of out of just insane 

1251
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,360
junkie lying that only makes 
sense to them. 

1252
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,280
And he's like, oh, I thought 
those were my cars. 

1253
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,360
And he's just like, dude, bring 
the shit back, you know, And he,

1254
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,480
he's the first time I had to get
police involved. 

1255
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,000
He goes, 'cause he's stealing 
from other people. 

1256
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,640
Like Bam's like down for himself
to be a sacrificial lamb. 

1257
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,680
But the minute like other people
get hurt and, you know, you 

1258
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,640
really learn more When Ryan Dunn
dies, like that's like really 

1259
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,400
like, holy shit. 
Like all the thing I was doing 

1260
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,360
was like, all the stuff I was 
doing is actually real. 

1261
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,840
You know, he dies drinking like 
an insane amount and just 

1262
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:29,760
crashes into a fucking tree. 
And it's just like, obviously, 

1263
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:33,320
and there's all these like clips
of April telling Ryan Dunn 

1264
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,880
you're going to die in a in a 
car accident. 

1265
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,120
And he's like, actually I'm 
going to die in a flaming car 

1266
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,000
accident, April like as a joke. 
And it's like, that's actually 

1267
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:45,320
what happened, you know? 
And it's fucking crazy and dude.

1268
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,720
Yeah, it turns into like the 
Jesse Pinkin, the Pinkman meth 

1269
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,480
house. 
You know, he's like loaded and 

1270
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,040
just all these hangers. 
That's how people are too like. 

1271
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,720
It's not your. 
House people just going to trash

1272
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:59,160
it and that's, I mean, that's 
what's kind of lovable about him

1273
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,920
is like, and why, what makes him
so easy, you know, get taken 

1274
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,600
advantage of like that 'cause 
he, he is kind of like I was, I 

1275
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,840
kind of when I was younger and 
like, I'd, I liked him, but I'd 

1276
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,920
like watch Viva La Bam and I 
really bought into the whole 

1277
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,240
like, I'm going to do whatever 
the fuck I want. 

1278
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:18,560
Like this guy's a fucking 
asshole, but he is a yeah, he's 

1279
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,840
kind of a sweetheart. 
And I mean, that's probably too 

1280
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,600
with like his like, interest in 
like him this sort of like faggy

1281
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:55,200
emo shit, you know? 
It's it's terrible because like 

1282
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:59,880
otherwise like the CKY musical 
arrangement and you put a lot of

1283
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,800
thought into it and it's all 
really good, like the band. 

1284
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,600
And to be. 
Honest, like I never had any of 

1285
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,200
the albums growing. 
I didn't like I only my only 

1286
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,560
listening to it was paired with 
what was in the show. 

1287
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,920
But you realize like OK, the 
first, I think it's I think the 

1288
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,120
first two albums. 
And for the record, I know a lot

1289
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,480
of people are talking about like
they think a lot of people think

1290
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,720
CKY band is like Brandon Di 
Camilo rapping and stuff, which 

1291
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,360
is hilarious by the way. 
Narco. 

1292
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,320
Did the age? 
And the Asian I I downloaded 

1293
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:33,080
that on limewire yeah cuz 
actually before limewire I 

1294
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:37,800
downloaded that my oolong teeth.
You will into my tree. 

1295
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,720
Yeah, I fucking that shit killed
me. 

1296
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,640
Still funny, still funny and 
then but CKY is a real band like

1297
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,440
and they I just literally I was 
looking up with the latest news 

1298
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,880
on CKY. 
They got kicked off a tour 

1299
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,520
because Steven Ginsburg, who's 
like a wild guy. 

1300
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,200
He punched the Alien Ant Farm 
singer in the face on No Way. 

1301
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,240
2020. 4 I'm like dude, wow. 
Dude like some. 

1302
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,600
I I actually love that. 
I was like, wait, something's 

1303
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,320
never changed. 
Yeah, they. 

1304
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,320
Still look like that isn't 
they're in. 

1305
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,680
Miller's out right. 
And where and where? 

1306
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,120
Like he's not. 
With them anymore, I don't. 

1307
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,880
Think so. 
There's been a lot of shake UPS 

1308
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,360
there. 
There's I remember like you 

1309
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,920
watch they they've kicked out 
their bass player like a long 

1310
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,600
time ago. 
Like like when the band was 

1311
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,240
first getting popular, they're 
like, Oh yeah, that guy always 

1312
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,560
sucked. 
Like once like the music became 

1313
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,720
like super serious because 
people were, I would imagine 

1314
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,760
people were watching CKY the 
thing and they were like, what 

1315
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,600
is that song is sick. 
Like like can I buy that? 

1316
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,520
So like after a while they're 
like, wait, we're going to go on

1317
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:37,280
Warp tour because of this. 
We need like a real bass player.

1318
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,680
But then after a while they had 
just a bunch of I mean, it's 

1319
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,760
bans like, right, right. 
And out and. 

1320
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,440
It's, and Jess Margera I think 
is a Family Guy now too. 

1321
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,520
And there's like when Bam was 
having his spirals, they had 

1322
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,560
like a really like public 
Twitter battle, which back it 

1323
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,240
was back when like people didn't
think people saw what was on 

1324
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,640
Twitter, right? 
Like like back in like 2012 or 

1325
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,520
something. 
You didn't realize people were 

1326
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:01,000
like screen capturing that and 
that it was there forever. 

1327
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,480
So like they would be like, oh, 
Bam thinks he's all hot and like

1328
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,120
it's kind of sad when you watch 
it or like, I don't I don't want

1329
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,520
to watch that. 
Like I don't want to watch the 

1330
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,760
meltdown between. 
That's why I I get mad when 

1331
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,040
people like there are a lot of 
people who they let they know 

1332
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,920
when you think bring up Bam, 
they think about all like the 

1333
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,400
Instagram videos, like fuck you,
fuck Brandon Novak. 

1334
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,360
I'm like, those are sad. 
I don't. 

1335
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,120
Yeah, it's not. 
It's. 

1336
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,680
Not fun to watch. 
Yeah, those are I, I. 

1337
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,720
Don't get entertainment. 
I mean, obviously you have a 

1338
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,040
morbid curiosity. 
Yeah, it's a it's. 

1339
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,280
A bummer. 
But the band, but the band, the 

1340
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:34,200
band is great. 
I mean, CKYI think it's it's one

1341
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,760
just can't kill yourself. 
Volume 1 is Kill Yourself. 

1342
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,480
That's the one because when you 
first reach out about this, that

1343
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,360
was like my first thought 
because I mean the the name CKY 

1344
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:46,040
eclipsed the videos, you know, 
the crew or whatever. 

1345
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,600
I think for like, for me at 
least to a point, because like 

1346
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:52,920
when I first got a guitar, like 
they're just, let's look at that

1347
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:56,960
Chad Ginsberg, he's just such a 
fucking, he's just a riff 

1348
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,040
master, you know, every song is 
just insane. 

1349
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,520
And that that their guitar tone,
it always pissed me off 'cause I

1350
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,000
think he's like an octave pedal,
like a double octave pedal to 

1351
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,640
get like that specific sound. 
And I can never like, I can 

1352
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:13,080
never like quite do that. 
But it sounds so good. 

1353
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,360
And that's gotta be so nice. 
Like having that in your back 

1354
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,480
pocket, putting together these 
videos that you can just like 

1355
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,680
family. 
In your family, Like, even if 

1356
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,680
he's being gay about even if 
your brother Jess Margera was 

1357
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,640
like, actually, I wanna do other
things with this music. 

1358
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,680
Fucking shut up and start 
beating the shit out of him. 

1359
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,560
And then you'll have the song, 
you know, like it's like this. 

1360
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,840
It's the perfect storm. 
That's why I go. 

1361
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,560
I mean, this whole thing is the 
perfect storm. 

1362
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,360
Like a family full of like dumb 
kids jumping around found a way 

1363
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,440
to like make this shit happen. 
It's crazy. 

1364
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:42,800
It's not like arguing with a a 
band from Finland. 

1365
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,520
Can I use your death metal song?
Right. 

1366
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,000
Yeah. 
You know, in my skate. 

1367
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,320
Video that you probably don't 
even like like or things. 

1368
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,120
Well, it's like it's my brother,
dude. 

1369
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,360
Like so at the end of the day, 
you had that at your disposal 

1370
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:58,440
and like again, you when you 
listen to it in isolation, it 

1371
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,120
sounds great in the music and it
actually works the best with 

1372
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,720
like the videos happening. 
But when you listen to it in 

1373
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,760
your car, you're like, this is 
actually really like complex, 

1374
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,160
like good kicks. 
Ass. 

1375
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,800
It's so, yeah. 
Yeah, I mean, and then the the 

1376
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:13,440
the yellow logo, the yellow CKY 
logo, Yeah, yeah, like an album 

1377
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:18,240
when flesh to do that awesome 
music video in I think it's CKY.

1378
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,800
3. 
I want to say they have that 

1379
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,720
awesome music video with wires 
everywhere, just like like just 

1380
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,720
wire, just amp wires everywhere 
in there and they're in that 

1381
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,800
white room like total, like 
fucking classic 2000s video of 

1382
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,360
like the camera, like flipping 
around and stuff. 

1383
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,000
I, I, I, the music was just 
like, and like I said, my 

1384
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,360
promiscuous daughter. 
I mean like, that's in. 

1385
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,920
That's probably one of my 
favorite parts of CKY. 

1386
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,040
Two Ki think it's. 
Pky. 2K that that's. 

1387
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,280
And that. 
That compilation, because Bam 

1388
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,120
would end his one of a great bit
that he would do, which doesn't 

1389
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:53,120
work on YouTube or, or anything 
with a scroller, is he would end

1390
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,880
it at like 38 minutes. 
He'd be like, all right, that's 

1391
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,520
it. 
So I you could picture, you 

1392
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,200
could picture people who 
borrowed it from their friend, 

1393
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,280
right? 
Or like, and it's like, Hey, so 

1394
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,440
you said where when was that? 
I didn't see that fucking thing.

1395
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,080
And they're like, dude, did you 
turn it off after it said it was

1396
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,720
over? 
And there's like 30 minutes 

1397
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,400
left. 
It just keeps. 

1398
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,080
Going too, Yeah, the, the, the 
documentary's like that too. 

1399
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:16,000
Or it's like the CYK or CKY 
documentary, which I was like, I

1400
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,960
I tuned into it was like, it'd 
be nice to get some like back 

1401
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,640
story in these guys. 
And there's like a little bit, 

1402
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,960
but it's just just more, it's 
just more fucking. 

1403
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,720
It's just more shit, you know, 
It's so. 

1404
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,480
Dumb. 
It's like how to rob a. 

1405
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:29,000
House skit and all that It's 
yeah, you realize because. 

1406
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,120
You're like, you're we're so 
spoiled nowadays that there's 

1407
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,480
lore for everything. 
You know, like you get 

1408
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,560
everything. 
You there's a documentary on 

1409
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,480
everything. 
It really helps with my work. 

1410
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,800
You know, I like with doing 
this, like it really helps like,

1411
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,480
oh, cool. 
But you realize like you kind of

1412
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,840
just have to watch everything 
and surmise your own. 

1413
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:46,080
Like you can go on Reddit and 
there's always somebody that's 

1414
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,040
like, I grew up in Westchester 
and this is this is what, you 

1415
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,560
know, all right. 
I'd rather just, I'd rather just

1416
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,040
watch it myself and kind of 
project my because you, you 

1417
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,080
insert yourself into all these 
videos, like not doing it, but 

1418
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,760
like watching it happen, you 
know? 

1419
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,120
And you're like, you're like 
smoking weed next to them or 

1420
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:03,160
drinking beer or something. 
And like, like, you're like, 

1421
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:08,280
damn, that was crazy, you know? 
But yeah, the music is, I think 

1422
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:11,040
that's the hidden gem out of all
of it too, is the music. 

1423
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,600
And they they are a real band. 
Like, they have their own fan 

1424
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:17,840
base and everything, but I think
a lot of the fan base did come 

1425
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,280
from like originally hearing it 
in these in these videos, 

1426
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,960
Because how else would it have 
been when you were like a local 

1427
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:28,680
dive bar guy in Westchester and 
you're just like, oh, I saw them

1428
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:32,320
play it this park or something. 
Otherwise, no, you heard 96 

1429
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,320
quite bitter beginnings. 
And it's you realize how 

1430
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,520
incredible that is. 
Like, it's so good. 

1431
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,280
It's a show stopper. 
I mean, the riff is like, it's 

1432
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,000
in the pantheon of guitar. 
Yeah. 

1433
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,280
I mean. 
It's Pavlovian. 

1434
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:46,760
Like I want to jump off 
something. 

1435
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,000
Yeah, when I hear it, like I 
would like literally it's, it's 

1436
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,760
bringing the bell like it's, 
it's just like. 

1437
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,120
Like I. 
Wanted like I live in a second 

1438
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,200
story apt. 
I want to just straight up like 

1439
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,920
nose dive off my apartment for 
no with no plan for what happens

1440
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:01,320
after I hear it. 
It's unreal. 

1441
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,040
Yeah, yeah. 
But yeah, after all that, you 

1442
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:08,680
know, Bam after Viva la Bam and 
and Jackass and all these 

1443
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,360
things, like he kind of hits. 
I think it he kind of didn't 

1444
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:15,920
realize it's over, you know, 
like, like that current 

1445
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,320
construct. 
And that's when you really 

1446
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:21,400
spiral when you're just like, 
wait, what do I do now? 

1447
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,440
I'm probably he's probably he 
kind of gave up skating to do 

1448
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,080
all of this, which is probably 
the right move, like in terms of

1449
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,640
business. 
And yeah, I mean, he would have 

1450
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,440
never made this money as just a 
skater. 

1451
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,640
I I, I kind of think about it 
like Dwayne the Rock Johnson, 

1452
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,240
who played defensive end for the
University of Miami, but tore 

1453
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,960
his ACL his senior year. 
And it's like he probably would 

1454
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,800
have been good enough to go to 
the NFL. 

1455
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,720
Like just as like a OK, I'll try
to make the Miami Dolphins see 

1456
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,840
what happens. 
But then you're like, no, he got

1457
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:51,120
into wrestling because of that, 
you know, and, and, and, and now

1458
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:54,280
look at him, you know, and this 
guy's this guy's so bam. 

1459
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,160
But then you realize after a 
while you're like, I can't be 

1460
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:59,360
fucking 40, you know, jumping 
off a shit. 

1461
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,200
Like people don't think that's 
as cool anymore. 

1462
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,360
You know, it's just like, 
there's a youth element to this,

1463
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,400
that it makes it better because 
otherwise it's like shoe nice. 

1464
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,480
Like the old shoe nice. 
Videos of the guy eating 

1465
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,520
painters caulk, you know, and 
like, and he's like, I got to 

1466
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:14,760
get my kids from school later. 
I'm going to drink a quart of 

1467
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,920
vodka. 
Yeah, dude. 

1468
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,400
I broke the. 
Seal this isn't fake, like all 

1469
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,200
the comments say, you know, like
you you you see that and you're 

1470
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:26,760
like, oh man, this is sad and 
that's what all 2010's Bam looks

1471
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,200
like to me is shoe nice where 
you'd watch all these people 

1472
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,080
who, I'm sorry, spend all day on
the Internet, don't have fun, 

1473
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,160
don't have the lived experience 
that all these guys do, and they

1474
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,520
just watch a guy destroy 
himself, right. 

1475
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,840
It's sad and that's what most of
his friends are saying in the 

1476
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,400
comments are like, dude, don't 
fucking post it. 

1477
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:45,520
Like call me, like call me, 
we'll talk like, yeah, yeah. 

1478
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,680
And and then Novak's getting 
sober at that time, which is 

1479
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:53,000
really funny how like 1 the 
literally the minute Bam goes 

1480
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,280
spirals out of control like 
Novak gets sober. 

1481
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,000
Yeah. 
There's like one of them is like

1482
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,720
a clear mind at all times, Yeah.
And. 

1483
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,840
Like because they would film 
Brandon Novak getting kicked off

1484
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,080
of like tour with them. 
Like he would, they would film 

1485
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:11,120
him like getting caught with 
heroin and stuff, like in the 

1486
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,960
house. 
I said you could live in my 

1487
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,160
house if you didn't do drugs. 
And he's like empty your pugs. 

1488
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,440
He's like, well, dude, I did 
borrow these jeans from 

1489
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,360
somebody. 
Like so there might be shit in 

1490
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,320
here and it and it's like sad. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1491
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,760
Dude, it's and then bam. 
And Bam goes through it and he 

1492
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,920
starts trashing Novak. 
But I did find it funny that 

1493
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,920
Novak's like, yeah, I don't take
any of that actually serious 

1494
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,520
because that's a junkie and I'm,
I was a fucking junkie. 

1495
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,880
So like, he's like, you just 
start saying shit, but saying 

1496
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,720
help you. 
So it's like actually kind of 

1497
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,760
charming, like in a way where 
he's like, yeah, he'll, we'll 

1498
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,800
get him some help, man. 
He's like, I don't pay much 

1499
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,160
attention to what he's saying, 
you know? 

1500
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,080
Yeah. 
I'm happy to I mean Bam at this 

1501
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,640
point too. 
It's it's cool seeing him back 

1502
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,080
on the skateboard, but he's he 
does have the good sense to know

1503
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,440
his age. 
And I mean he's trashing on like

1504
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,920
the the recent Jackass just 
called it like fat guys and butt

1505
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,800
floss, you know, and doing that 
shit and where's the lie? 

1506
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,760
I mean. 
Yeah. 

1507
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,880
Exactly. 
There is. 

1508
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,840
I mean, it's not like, and I, I 
feel like I'll still like 

1509
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:05,560
probably like Larry Clark out 
and like learn to skateboard at 

1510
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:10,360
like 40 or something in my life,
you know, but it's falling. 

1511
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:12,640
Is rough man. 
Falling is fucking rough. 

1512
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:18,439
Like I, I've I worked at a skate
park like when I was like 20 and

1513
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:21,960
I would just ride like ride 
around and get bored. 

1514
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:23,080
Nobody be in the park or 
something. 

1515
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:25,120
I would just ride around just 
like literally go over 

1516
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:26,640
everything, not doing any 
tricks. 

1517
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,240
And like I fell once and I was 
like, fuck, I used to build A 

1518
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:31,520
and this is 20. 
I used to be able to like get up

1519
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:34,600
when I was 13 and like kind of 
get fired up by falling like and

1520
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,920
like, Oh my cool, like ready. 
I got punched in the mouth in my

1521
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,319
prize fight. 
Now I'm ready to fight. 

1522
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,399
Now I was like, dude, I'm just 
going to lay here like forever. 

1523
01:08:40,399 --> 01:08:44,680
I might die, you know, and, and 
it's like embarrassing now, like

1524
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,200
where you see like Bam, not 
embarrassing. 

1525
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,200
It's not actually, he's actually
still really good. 

1526
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,880
It's actually kind of cool, like
how you never really leaves you,

1527
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,680
but he's like, yeah, man. 
He's like, I'm bailing out of 

1528
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:58,240
everything 'cause he's like, 
fuck if I like, if I fall like I

1529
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:00,880
might like, yeah. 
Like Tony? 

1530
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:04,800
Hawk still skates, yeah. 50 
Yeah, he's in those, like, 

1531
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:07,479
turmeric joint commercials and 
he's still going. 

1532
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:09,680
Yeah, skating in. 
Skechers and shit. 

1533
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,200
Yeah, that's right. 
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 

1534
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,439
It's. 
Really funny 'cause you're just 

1535
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,319
like, it's wild. 
Dude, yeah, 'cause Tony. 

1536
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:16,840
Did Hawk does not need to skate 
anymore? 

1537
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,040
Like I don't know. 
He has so much money. 

1538
01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:21,520
His kid is like pro, but it's 
skating. 

1539
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,080
'S a weird one, 'cause like, you
can, I don't know, surfers, like

1540
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:27,000
people get pretty old and like 
still surf, you know, 'cause 

1541
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,880
you're not hitting your face on 
pavement, you're still getting 

1542
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:33,600
thrown under and shit. 
But like, yes, skating into your

1543
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,040
like 40s fifties is pretty 
fucking wild. 

1544
01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:38,200
Yeah, and he was. 
Talking about like, because one 

1545
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:41,040
thing about skate culture, I'm 
talking about this with Adam 

1546
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,240
Lehrer a long time ago, I think 
on the back wall. 

1547
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,439
We were talking about it because
we watched Baker 3, which is, 

1548
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:48,080
Yeah, that's right. 
Baker three. 

1549
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:53,000
What you, you start like 
realizing how, yeah, there was 

1550
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,160
somebody trying to stop you, 
which was part of the part of 

1551
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:59,320
the fun, like where there'd be a
security guard going like, don't

1552
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:02,880
skate that rail, you know, And, 
and now it's like every, like 

1553
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,120
there's really, everybody 
catches you doing everything now

1554
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,000
and it's like. 
Lawsuit we're in. 

1555
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,560
Litigation culture now, so like 
there's a lot of shit that can 

1556
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,520
happen where they sue you for 
property damage and all these 

1557
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,040
things. 
And and then also like, but 

1558
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:18,760
skate culture a lot of times 
like I watched the latest like 0

1559
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,280
skate DVD or, or whatever they 
put out on YouTube. 

1560
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:24,840
I was like, these kids are 
fucking good man. 

1561
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,800
Like I was like like like skate 
up spiral staircases. 

1562
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,880
Like they grind like upwards 
like like on a spiral staircase 

1563
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:34,160
and you're like, this is insane.
But then like, you'll see them 

1564
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,640
like eating healthy. 
It's odd. 

1565
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,680
Yeah. 
You're like, I get it, That's 

1566
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,240
the right thing to do. 
But like, that Nigel Houston guy

1567
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,200
is unreal. 
Like he's so good, but then he's

1568
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:48,320
like eating like Brazil nuts and
like olives and he's like, yeah.

1569
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:49,760
He's like, these are 
anti-inflammatory. 

1570
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,440
You're like, I kind of want you 
to sacrifice yourself for my 

1571
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,080
enjoyment. 
Yeah. 

1572
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,840
It's it's, there's no 
personality to it. 

1573
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,200
That's just, I mean, that's 
always like. 

1574
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:59,400
It, you know, like. 
There's Evil Knievel doing all 

1575
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,760
of his stunts, and then his son.
It was his son, Bobby Knievel. 

1576
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:04,320
Scott. 
Yeah, and he's the one he like 

1577
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,480
he broke all of his records. 
He did everything, but he didn't

1578
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,520
gain near, you know, the fame 
and levels like his dad because 

1579
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:12,560
it's like Harv is just like the 
personality and showmanship. 

1580
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:15,200
And I think that's something 
that Knoxville's got down with 

1581
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:18,760
the happy stage name and 
everything is knowing how to 

1582
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:22,240
like sell a personality. 
But but yeah, I mean, that's 

1583
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,760
even like today's like what like
the YouTube pranksters, like the

1584
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:30,160
the Joey salads types, like the 
the whole like having the social

1585
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:36,000
media side of it kind of like 
adds a weird sort of like AI 

1586
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,760
don't know, another layer of 
like attention seeking 

1587
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:43,440
antisocialness to it. 
I don't know like. 

1588
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,840
Who like? 
Probably like like the sort of 

1589
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:51,200
like idubs Filthy Frank was 
probably like the last crew. 

1590
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,640
I mean, Odd Future had a bit of 
it. 

1591
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:57,320
Very much derivative of of that.
It was the last time I saw like 

1592
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:01,440
somebody do something with the 
CKY Jackass model and like do 

1593
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:03,920
something different with it. 
But even then, look at those 

1594
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,800
guys now like that didn't last 
very long. 

1595
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,400
Right about it. 
Like, them as a crew did not 

1596
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,880
last that long. 
Like, and and they all, you 

1597
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,560
know, Tyler, the Creator started
winning Grammys. 

1598
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,680
So it's like he's got to wear 
shirts with bumblebees all over 

1599
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:19,080
him and pretend that he's 
fucking, you know, is into 

1600
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,560
political causes. 
But, you know, like, yeah, like,

1601
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,720
that's The thing is like, 
there's so many things stopping 

1602
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,840
you now. 
I mean, you can buck them, but 

1603
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,600
then you can get shadow banned 
if you do that. 

1604
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,600
Like back then it was like, OK, 
there's no guarantee anybody 

1605
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,520
sees what I'm doing, but I can 
do exactly what I want. 

1606
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,320
Well, I don't think too like 
being really good the way people

1607
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:42,960
are right now is like people, 
people don't want to see that. 

1608
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,280
It's like people want to see the
you fucking up and getting 

1609
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,680
married and punched in the face.
And that was that was the 

1610
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,560
another Knievel thing. 
He's like people. 

1611
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,920
What he did is like Caesar's 
Palace jump. 

1612
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,320
You know, he's like people 
aren't showing up. 

1613
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:55,520
They'll like see me land this or
they're they want to be here. 

1614
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:58,400
You know, they see me die like 
if I fucking die doing this, 

1615
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,400
they don't want to miss that. 
Like they're here to see. 

1616
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,960
Me fail. 
I mean the Tony Hawk 900. 

1617
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:06,200
It took a fucking hour to happen
in real time. 

1618
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,080
I remember he fell so many 
times. 

1619
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:11,040
And the falling was like 
entertaining because you're 

1620
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,960
like, oh, you know what I mean? 
Like edges. 

1621
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:17,200
It was an edging experiment. 
Whereas now you'd edit that out.

1622
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:21,360
You would edit out that and then
maybe 2 attempts and then the 

1623
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:25,360
900 where you're like, no, like 
man, I, I go with this all the 

1624
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,320
time. 
It's like people, stuff does get

1625
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,280
better. 
Like every movie that's made now

1626
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,960
looks like a professional movie,
right? 

1627
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,440
It's like you don't get a lot 
like like a lot of indie. 

1628
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:36,160
The line between indie and 
mainstream aesthetically doesn't

1629
01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,760
really look a lot different, 
right? 

1630
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:38,560
And. 
What years? 

1631
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:43,280
Past and then you look at sports
where I I was, people ask me all

1632
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,600
the time. 
So they're playing baseball. 

1633
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,920
They would say why doesn't 
anyone watch baseball anymore? 

1634
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,800
And they go, their answer is 
always, well, you should let 

1635
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,400
them do steroids again. 
And I'm like, if you watch 

1636
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:56,160
baseball, everyone throws 100 
miles an hour and hits fucking 

1637
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,040
4500 foot home runs. 
If you watch it. 

1638
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:01,640
Now, the problem is, is that 
there's no like, fat guy that's 

1639
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:06,160
fun to watch or like, yeah, 
like, like swab that's like 

1640
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:09,280
strikes out the Adonis guy, you 
know, or something. 

1641
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,600
Like everybody's jacked, 
everybody's in shape, 

1642
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,880
everybody's really good, but 
it's boring. 

1643
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:17,320
So it's like, like the CKY. 
It's like, dude, you jumped into

1644
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:20,680
a pine tree or like you are 
standing on the back of an El 

1645
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,480
Camino or not even that cool of 
a car like a fucking Toyota 

1646
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,400
Camry. 
You can jump ackle your friend 

1647
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,040
from a moving vehicle. 
Yeah, Cars I. 

1648
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,640
Had back then, yeah. 
That's fun. 

1649
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,000
Like that's, that's so fun to 
watch. 

1650
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,760
It's it's not this optimization 
optimizing, optimizing, 

1651
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,560
optimizing. 
They, what they always did too 

1652
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,360
is like even during the skate 
segments, they'd show someone 

1653
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:44,280
fuck up and then they'd show 
them like do the trick 

1654
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,960
back-to-back. 
And I know something like CKY 2 

1655
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:49,400
is like, yeah, they they'd fuck 
it up and then they'd and do it.

1656
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:54,000
And it wasn't just like a bunch 
of like sick, you know, Yeah. 

1657
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,400
Breaking the skateboard, though.
Some of the best ones is when 

1658
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,960
it's a compilation of guys 
throwing their fucking 

1659
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,880
skateboard Fuck, you know, and 
and you'd look and it would be 

1660
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,600
like Arto, sorry, like, you 
know, like a professional 

1661
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,520
skater, like this guy's like 
legit good. 

1662
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:10,920
And for a while, I think you 
know, it's people who are a lot 

1663
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,920
more into skating. 
Could could challenge this. 

1664
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:15,840
And I I I'm just speculating 
here, but I get the idea that 

1665
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:19,880
being in CKY was better than 
being in like literally almost 

1666
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:21,560
any other thing it had been so. 
Fun. 

1667
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,760
Well, you probably actually did 
so much skating or, or I think. 

1668
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:25,560
More people saw it too, to be 
honest. 

1669
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,960
Like I, I get the idea that 
like, comedy fans were buying 

1670
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,400
CKY, you know, like people who 
didn't pick up a skateboard were

1671
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,680
buying CKY. 
Whereas, you know, it's kind of 

1672
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,480
like, you know, it, this happens
a lot. 

1673
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:40,560
A lot of times people who listen
to your show have their own 

1674
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,280
podcast, which is cool, but 
you're like, I don't want you to

1675
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:46,520
like not I want, I want the fan 
who just only listens to us from

1676
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,880
a pure consumption standpoint, 
you know, and it's not it's 

1677
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,680
fine. 
But like you're just like people

1678
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:54,320
were just trying to laugh at 
things buying CKY. 

1679
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:57,320
And I remember like even Bam's 
parents were like, because there

1680
01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:00,200
was one like early with before 
they got really bold with like 

1681
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:04,080
the shitting and the pissing. 
The CKY 1 is like, is like Ryan 

1682
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,960
Dunn just bare ass farting in a 
goat's face. 

1683
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,360
And it's really funny. 
Like it's like, it's really 

1684
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:11,600
funny. 
And like, I think I get the idea

1685
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:15,080
that Phil and and April Margero 
were like, keep that in. 

1686
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,840
They they, they said that 
they're like, that's really 

1687
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,640
funny. 
You know, like if you just 

1688
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:21,200
splice that in every once in a 
while and then after a while 

1689
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:24,600
that becomes the focus of it. 
And then with skating spliced in

1690
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,600
and it's like, it's crazy how 
much of a perfect storm this 

1691
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,840
shit was, dude. 
Like, yeah, I I can't believe 

1692
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,480
it. 
Like just the idea that a great 

1693
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:39,160
band and a great skater merged 
to make like way longer than 

1694
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:42,400
you'd think, like like and and 
make these great. 

1695
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,080
I think 4. 
I think all four CK wise, 

1696
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,440
there's so much to it. 
Too, I mean Bambi and like Tony 

1697
01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,920
Hawk and like the whole like 
Tony Hawk Pearl skater. 

1698
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,240
Yeah, Overlap too, Officer. 
Dick, all that stuff. 

1699
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,280
Remember when you could play as 
Officer Dick and Tony Hawk 

1700
01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,400
skater and that was like, that's
Jackass. 

1701
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,000
Like, like it all. 
It permeated everything. 

1702
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,800
And I'd imagine there's some 
skating purists that hate all of

1703
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:07,280
that stuff like that are 
probably like, yeah, that is our

1704
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:09,240
culture. 
But like we're getting people 

1705
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:11,680
coming in where like I'm a 
serious skater and they're 

1706
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,000
asking me to go fucking like run
in a shopping cart and fall on 

1707
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,720
something, you know, but I'm 
really trying to skate. 

1708
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:18,720
I want you to buy my skate. 
And everyone's like, too bad. 

1709
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:23,000
I wanted I already saw somebody 
skate, do a sick ass fucking 

1710
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:27,160
whatever trick and then and then
also piss off the landscaper 

1711
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:29,760
that worked at a Western 
Pennsylvania or whatever. 

1712
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,560
I don't know where it is. 
Westchester, PA shopping center.

1713
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,200
I saw, I saw that all at once. 
Now what can you do for me? 

1714
01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:37,400
And it's like it really blows 
its wad. 

1715
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,680
And then with Jackass, it's like
Jackass just. 

1716
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,320
I'm surprised Jackass lasted as 
long as it did, to be honest. 

1717
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:46,880
Yeah, it's like. 
I mean, still like a pretty 

1718
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,960
solid media empire in like Dick 
House Productions. 

1719
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:53,400
I mean, he's put out some like 
have you seen the what's that 

1720
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,840
documentary they did the Wild 
and Wonderful whites of West 

1721
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,080
Virginia? 
I did see that. 

1722
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:57,600
One. 
Yeah. 

1723
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:58,360
Do you like it? 
I watched. 

1724
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,520
I watched it recently. 
Yeah. 

1725
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:03,000
Somebody was saying it's good. 
I I, I mean, I I'd never even 

1726
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,520
heard of it. 
I watched. 

1727
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,320
Snow. 
On the bluff, when we did snow 

1728
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:08,600
on the bluff with Kelby and 
David, somebody was like, you 

1729
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:09,800
got to check that out. 
And I did. 

1730
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,240
Yeah, I I did. 
Enjoy it. 

1731
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:14,120
That one's fun. 
I mean that, that just side 

1732
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:16,520
whatever, but the like just 
their documentary style and how 

1733
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:21,400
they just like kind of observe 
and you know, whatever that that

1734
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:23,520
one's really good. 
But I mean they they there's a 

1735
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,280
lot that they're doing as well. 
But it's funny. 

1736
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,040
I think one of the things that 
kind of fucks CKY, which is 

1737
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:32,000
funny because you can like 
stream it anywhere illegally 

1738
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,080
online. 
It's like archive. 

1739
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:37,280
But like as far as like for them
to sell themselves, I think all 

1740
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:41,320
the music licensing fucked them 
because I've seen like the DVD 

1741
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:44,000
versus VHS, there's like so many
edits because of the music. 

1742
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,880
Yeah, yeah, I think Internet 
Archive got a pretty good RIP 

1743
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,880
because like I said, Bjork. 
You know of Bjork. 

1744
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,440
Yeah, Yeah. 
Because I. 

1745
01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:54,760
Always E40. 
Had E40 used a Bjork sample once

1746
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:57,320
and it was such a big deal that 
Bjork cleared a sample for him. 

1747
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,920
Like, I I guess so. 
I'm like, there's no way she 

1748
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,480
cleared it for fucking Bam 
Margera. 

1749
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:05,520
Like, you know, at that point, 
like, at least it was like to 

1750
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,640
create music. 
I could see her doing that. 

1751
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:08,920
But it's like, what? 
These are just a bunch of 

1752
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:13,040
fucking idiots on skateboards, 
you know, like maybe she's a 

1753
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:14,080
huge fan. 
I have no idea. 

1754
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:17,480
But the, the there's, yeah, 
that's the problem with it. 

1755
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:21,320
It's just like there was so much
freedom and because of that, 

1756
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:24,280
like like a parent, like it has 
to be every parent's nightmare. 

1757
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:26,680
Like I said, like when it came 
out, I remember my mom just like

1758
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:30,160
everyone's doing a deep breath 
like just oh fuck. 

1759
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:33,200
Like, you know, because that's 
a, it's a uniquely male problem.

1760
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:36,080
Like we said, like where like if
you're a girl dad, you're, I 

1761
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:38,800
guess you're worried about your,
your, your daughter hanging out 

1762
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:39,960
with people. 
They're hanging out. 

1763
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:43,280
Yeah, yeah, like, but they're. 
But again, they're kind of 

1764
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,640
gonna, they're gonna, they're 
probably gonna party one way or 

1765
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:47,240
another. 
So it's like, OK, I don't even 

1766
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,240
know that. 
Anymore Because like so we got 3

1767
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,920
girls in this house and it's 
like I got 2 high school 

1768
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,720
boyfriends and I'm just like, do
you guys like do you guys ever 

1769
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,120
try to sneak out? 
Are you guys doing? 

1770
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,080
They're like, no, they don't do 
anything. 

1771
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,600
That's crazy. 
That's well, maybe they maybe 

1772
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,160
they just didn't tell you that, 
or maybe they're just not 

1773
01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:02,600
telling. 
Me. 

1774
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:03,600
But yeah, maybe. 
Maybe. 

1775
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,320
They're like narc don't fuck 
they're just such. 

1776
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,440
Good kids, dude. 
I don't know. 

1777
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:07,440
I know. 
I know. 

1778
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:10,160
I just remember. 
I think it's the opening line of

1779
01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:11,880
The Sandlot. 
I think about it all the time, 

1780
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,680
like the like where the kids 
just a nerd at the beginning and

1781
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:17,240
like the mom's just like will 
you go get into some fucking 

1782
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:18,360
trouble? 
She doesn't say fucking, but 

1783
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:21,120
like, will you go into trouble? 
And she's like, he's like, for 

1784
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:22,240
real. 
He goes, yeah, not too much, but

1785
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:24,280
just like go get, like go do 
something like stop being a 

1786
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:26,160
mama's boy. 
Like stop like hanging around 

1787
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:26,960
here. 
Like what do you. 

1788
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,680
It's a complete opposite. 
It's literally the complete 

1789
01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:30,160
opposite problem that we have 
now. 

1790
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:32,760
But yeah, I was just thinking 
like, you know, back then, if 

1791
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:36,160
you had a a daughter in like 
2001, you're like, don't hang 

1792
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,640
out with. 
Those guys fucking don't. 

1793
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,760
Don't hang out with those guys. 
And then, yeah. 

1794
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,960
But there's no, nobody's filming
everything though, you know, 

1795
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,560
like, like, at least like you 
could like suffer in silence a 

1796
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,360
little bit, like, luckily. 
Like or. 

1797
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:50,360
Stayed within the community a 
little bit more, but then also 

1798
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:54,080
like the boys, you're like fuck,
dude, I my kids just found out 

1799
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:56,320
you can jump off a fucking roof.
Boys are so funny. 

1800
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:59,160
Yeah, this sucks. 
We were at this like. 

1801
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:02,160
Music festival thing about, 
like, a summer ago. 

1802
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:04,240
Yeah. 
There's these, like, 2, like, 

1803
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:07,240
they've been like, four and 
five, you know, two boys, 

1804
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:09,480
brothers, just, like, chasing 
each other and, like, like, 

1805
01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:12,000
throwing, like, full haymakers, 
just trying to, like, punch each

1806
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,200
other in the face. 
I'm like, dude, yeah, way, way 

1807
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,440
different. 
Like I just spent so much time 

1808
01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:17,720
with my daughter. 
I just forget that. 

1809
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,200
Like, dude, boys are just way 
different. 

1810
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,200
Dude, I yeah. 
Because it's a completely 

1811
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:26,040
different set of fears where, 
you know, as a girl, you're just

1812
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:29,240
like, God, I hope, I hope she I 
mean, you're just like, I hope 

1813
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:32,440
she's not like completely stupid
around who she hangs you want to

1814
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,760
you. 
Want to make sure that like, 

1815
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,680
it's like do you get some of 
this out of your system? 

1816
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:38,960
Like understand things before 
you go to college, you know 

1817
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:40,600
right and. 
Then you can just. 

1818
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:43,000
Totally slut out your freshman 
year, you know. 

1819
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,280
And, and, and even knowing that 
it's got to be weird because 

1820
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,560
you're like, I don't want to 
know about it though, like, you 

1821
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,280
know what I mean? 
Like I want that to be something

1822
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,160
that you figured out on your 
own, you know, and like, and I 

1823
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:57,480
can still have this, this image 
of you as whatever, you know, 

1824
01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:59,320
like I something like that, 
boys. 

1825
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:01,240
It's like you come home from 
work like early and you're like,

1826
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:03,360
you motherfuckers, I told you 
not to fucking. 

1827
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:06,320
I told you the side yard. 
Don't fucking do that. 

1828
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,880
Like, you know, like like it's, 
it's just, and I was an only 

1829
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:12,400
child so it was crazy like to 
me, like I had friends, but they

1830
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,320
couldn't always hang out. 
So like to me I was like, fuck, 

1831
01:22:15,320 --> 01:22:17,200
dude. 
If I like fall and like nobody 

1832
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,480
can go get any. 
Like if I'm doing dumb shit by 

1833
01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:21,960
myself, like I'll just die in 
the backyard. 

1834
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,600
Which also made it kind of fun, 
which also. 

1835
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,480
Made it like a. 
Little bit but. 

1836
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:28,200
Nobody to film it right, But 
like I it didn't matter. 

1837
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,520
The filming didn't matter. 
I was like, dude, I just want to

1838
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:31,800
do this shit. 
You got to do it like. 

1839
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,920
Yeah, cuz. 
It's so it's such an adrenaline,

1840
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,840
like the adrenaline junkie of 
it. 

1841
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:39,040
And that's why like, I mean, 
there's probably like a Rourkean

1842
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,480
element to it a little bit where
it's like that's probably when 

1843
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:44,480
you harness that a little bit, 
you probably are able to like 

1844
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:48,240
buck any fear that's in your way
while your parents are just 

1845
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:51,000
like, Oh my God, though, But 
don't like like like don't 

1846
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:54,200
fucking, you know, try to ride 
the lawn mower off of like, you 

1847
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:57,400
know, the John Deere, right, You
know it through Safeway or 

1848
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,360
something. 
I know, I know people that shop 

1849
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,000
there like I don't want, you 
know, there's all of these. 

1850
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:05,440
Oh my gosh, man. 
Like I, I, I, you're immediately

1851
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:08,320
transported back into that time 
where like I, I, I remember like

1852
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:10,720
schools were talking about it. 
They're like, talk to your kids 

1853
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:13,320
about Jackass. 
Because we had that with Sai and

1854
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,120
I went to middle school together
and we had this thing called the

1855
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,000
B house, which was this massive 
2 story thing. 

1856
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:20,520
We had a house, B house and C 
house and this B house was this 

1857
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,880
big thing. 
So what we would do was play 

1858
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:26,440
burrito catch at lunch and 
fucking try to throw like 

1859
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:29,840
football style, the burrito over
with the rapper just untouched 

1860
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:31,760
and you had to catch it without 
it spilling out, but you would 

1861
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:33,920
catch it, have time. 
You wouldn't even get it to the 

1862
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:35,680
guy. 
You'd hit some fucking kid or a 

1863
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:38,720
teacher, you know, and it would 
just boom, burrito splatter 

1864
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,440
everywhere. 
Incredible fun. 

1865
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:43,000
I mean, it was it was. 
I don't regret any bit of it, 

1866
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,920
but that was like only 1% of 
what these guys were doing. 

1867
01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:50,520
But the school enough was like 
do not parents. 

1868
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:53,560
We will take. 
Measures against your children 

1869
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,800
because we have to stop it. 
We have to stop the spread of 

1870
01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:00,600
CKY and Jackass, you know, So it
was just like, Oh my God. 

1871
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,840
But it's so fun. 
I I know. 

1872
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:07,160
It's it's glory days and I'm 
it's sad. 

1873
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:09,840
That's what's sad is like, I 
don't see kids doing that 

1874
01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:12,320
anymore and like, I want to be 
yelling at kids now. 

1875
01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:14,840
Hey, cut that shit out. 
You know, like I want to be the 

1876
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:17,480
annoying neighbor in the CKY. 
There's no one to. 

1877
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:19,760
Do that to. 
I my dad was asking me the day 

1878
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:21,840
he's like, why are there no kids
like playing a dude in your 

1879
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:22,880
neighborhood? 
Do kids play outside? 

1880
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:25,920
I'm like, no, yeah, straight up.
Like they don't. 

1881
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:29,360
And it's like, you know, and I, 
I fear that when like kids don't

1882
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:32,680
do stuff like that, they like, 
they still have that urge, but 

1883
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,840
they like, I think they wig. 
Out eventually like and then 

1884
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,840
yeah, they. 
Spaz or the OR they put it all 

1885
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:40,880
on the Internet, like in posting
form where it comes at webcam or

1886
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:41,840
something. 
Yeah, it comes. 

1887
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,360
Out in some, I mean, even when I
was like, when I went to Santa 

1888
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:47,400
Clara, it was like a lot of like
private school kids went there. 

1889
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:48,680
Oh yeah. 
Dude and I. 

1890
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,360
Was surprised. 
So like, I went, I went to 

1891
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:53,720
California thinking I was going 
to be like, you know, the 

1892
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,520
Montana dude isn't No, just 
totally uncultured, doesn't know

1893
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:58,080
shit. 
Like. 

1894
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,000
Santa Clara was like freshman 
year there. 

1895
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:02,520
They're so much more sheltered 
Asian. 

1896
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,320
Kids too. 
Fucking dude it was. 

1897
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,960
Weird. 
So like everyone was a virgin 

1898
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:08,760
and you could tell it was like 
the first time like really 

1899
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:11,520
partying and it was fucking 
weird. 

1900
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:13,840
And some of them, like some of 
the girls like just go nuts. 

1901
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:16,080
It's like, dude, I don't that's,
you know. 

1902
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:19,480
I know they're not sending their
best. 

1903
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:24,320
No, yeah, they're like in your 
and not every kid does this, but

1904
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,640
it's like there was like there 
was so much like pressure 

1905
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:29,320
release valves as a kid for when
you were doing something like 

1906
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:31,320
retarded or something. 
For me it was sports. 

1907
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:33,240
Like I played a lot of sports 
and stuff and you would just 

1908
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,600
sports and then like sleepovers 
with your friends. 

1909
01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:38,520
You do something really stupid 
and then like parents would yank

1910
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,840
the fucking cord out from the TV
T VS off like all I say, you 

1911
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:44,200
know, it was all it was all 
handled under the roof. 

1912
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:47,080
Now and then you just see like 
the way kids like spaz out now. 

1913
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:50,840
It's like this shit that follows
them forever this like like 

1914
01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:52,480
they'll say something they don't
mean. 

1915
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:56,040
I mean, honestly, I I think a 
lot of like like people on like 

1916
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,760
X and all that stuff like 
they're I'm just like, man, did 

1917
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,360
you ever do any of this shit as 
a kid? 

1918
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:03,080
Because like, because now you're
just like getting it now, you 

1919
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:04,760
know, and now you're just 
getting that like shithead 

1920
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:06,040
mentality. 
I don't know how old some of 

1921
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:07,160
these people are. 
They're a lot of them are 

1922
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,520
anonymous, but I hope they're 
young. 

1923
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,720
I was just saying that much 
because like, sometimes you'll 

1924
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,960
just be like, dude, if I find 
out you're fucking 38 years old,

1925
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:16,480
it's wild. 
You're like that dude so much 

1926
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:18,320
would like the fucking 
manosphere too is like that's 

1927
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,960
what's fun watching this stuff 
is like this whole this entire 

1928
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:23,480
instinct this like side of like 
when you get men together. 

1929
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:27,400
It looks way more like this 
than, you know, whatever books. 

1930
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:29,360
Yeah, and. 
They're not working out, they're

1931
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:30,840
not working yet. 
They're not, they're not like 

1932
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:34,600
they're not like analyzing. 
It's just as gay, don't get me 

1933
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,960
wrong. 
Like homoerotic stuff, like so 

1934
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:38,920
it's all the Bronze Age stuff 
that you would see. 

1935
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:42,480
But like, it's like this whole 
like physiognomy check. 

1936
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:44,960
They didn't care about any of 
that stuff, dude, like like, and

1937
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:47,040
and they still did well. 
And it's and it's this, it's 

1938
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,240
this energy we're all chasing. 
Like we need to return to. 

1939
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,280
I'm like, well, nobody cared 
about that stuff back then. 

1940
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:54,600
That's part of the reason like 
we, I don't need they look much.

1941
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,600
More like this, I'm sure. 
Yeah, they weren't eating. 

1942
01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:59,000
The beef tallow McDonald's 
either these guys like they they

1943
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,440
weren't. 
Saying that doesn't. 

1944
01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,760
Need to change. 
I just mean like, come on guys. 

1945
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,520
Like, it's actually quite 
simple. 

1946
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:08,600
There's this primal element to 
becoming a man that a lot of 

1947
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,960
times the the guys who want to 
bring back masculinity are 

1948
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:12,680
telling you to stop doing a lot 
of times. 

1949
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:15,360
Oh yeah, they've. 
Used like degenerate, you know, 

1950
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,760
the, the the D word for them. 
Yeah, they bring that out. 

1951
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:21,200
Yeah. 
I hate that word. 

1952
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,160
I hate that word so much. 
Especially when I see like a 

1953
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:27,600
guy, it's like guys like the, 
the, I just don't like hamster 

1954
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,840
wheel guys that are just in the 
hamster wheel all fucking day. 

1955
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,560
Like dude, today, like today. 
I'm going to release this 

1956
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:32,960
episode tonight and there's 
going to be some of the 

1957
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,920
complaints that I didn't talk 
about Iran or Iran. 

1958
01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:37,280
I probably will at some point. 
But I don't have anything. 

1959
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:39,200
To say about I don't know what 
the fuck's going to happen. 

1960
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:40,840
I don't know what's going to 
happen. 

1961
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:43,120
Do you want me to just talk 
about how IA qualifying 

1962
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:45,520
statement that goes back and 
forth on both sides because I 

1963
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:46,680
don't know what's going to 
happen. 

1964
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:49,160
No, sorry. 
You get the CKY episode, that's 

1965
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:52,880
what happens. 
So yeah, anyways, Ryan, thank 

1966
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:56,320
you as always. 
I kind of want to rewatch Viva 

1967
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:59,240
La Bam at some point dude. 
I think, I think that's. 

1968
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,320
A loud show. 
I mean, you guys talk plenty 

1969
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:04,640
about like, you know, 2010's TV 
programming and now just quiet 

1970
01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:06,760
and shit. 
It is throwing on Viva's. 

1971
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:09,400
It's fucking loud. 
Like being loud. 

1972
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:12,480
Was like a thing it was being it
was, it was crazy. 

1973
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:15,120
And it was just, it was so funny
to see like a guy with a bunch 

1974
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,680
of money still doing the exact 
same things though. 

1975
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:21,360
Like, obviously he would be able
to pay for like an insane, like 

1976
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:23,520
thing to fall on someone's car 
or something. 

1977
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:24,720
Like he would, he would be able 
to do that. 

1978
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:26,680
But for the most part, it was 
like still going to torment my 

1979
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,960
fucking parents. 
Like, like, I just have a bunch 

1980
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:31,680
of money and they can't nearly, 
they can't get mad because I 

1981
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:34,720
bought this fucking house. 
And it was just like as a kid, 

1982
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:37,440
you're just like, Yep, he won. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1983
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:38,640
That's the greatest thing I've 
ever seen. 

1984
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:39,520
Yeah. 
I mean, so. 

1985
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:43,640
But I know it makes me want to 
go back and check that stuff out

1986
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:47,000
because it's just like gosh man,
cuz I, I watched, I, I didn't 

1987
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,200
watch Wild Boys nearly as much 
like the Pawnius. 

1988
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:51,680
I wasn't in. 
That Pawnius, Yeah. 

1989
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:55,560
Pawnius is weird, but although 
his was the one in CKY three, it

1990
01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:57,840
had to have been CKY 3 because 
that's when Jackass was starting

1991
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,440
where he just. 
Where he just. 

1992
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:02,320
Walks into that like hot dog 
stand naked, like to get like 

1993
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:04,640
mustard but it's nonchalant. 
He doesn't say anything to 

1994
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,160
anybody and his Dick is just 
out. 

1995
01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:08,480
It's so funny dude. 
Or funny now. 

1996
01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,760
Because like today it's like, 
that's just like, yeah, I know 

1997
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:13,360
you wouldn't. 
Even think otherwise, you know, 

1998
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:16,440
you'd trip out because he The 
thing is, people would get mad 

1999
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:19,160
because he was level headed. 
Like if he would just start 

2000
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,600
smearing shit everywhere, they'd
be like, oh, he's home, he's a 

2001
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:24,320
vagrant homeless guy. 
Yeah, there's something wrong. 

2002
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:25,720
But the fact that he's like, 
what's up man? 

2003
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,320
Yep, how you doing, man? 
He's like and walks out. 

2004
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:31,280
People be like that's evil. 
Nobody can send you to see his 

2005
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:35,160
penis like and or the other one 
where I think is it is it? 

2006
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:38,600
It's either done or it has to be
done where he takes his pants 

2007
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,920
down like elementary school 
style at the Oh dude. 

2008
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:43,320
And he's like, he's like, dude. 
There's no women in here, dude. 

2009
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:47,720
Fuck. 
Like, yeah, that goes, the guy 

2010
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:48,920
walks. 
In and goes out. 

2011
01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:51,440
Yeah, the guy. 
And the guy that sees him from 

2012
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:53,400
the mirror while he's washing 
his hands, he just sees his bare

2013
01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:55,520
ass and he's like what the fuck 
dude? 

2014
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,400
I. 
Vividly remember the first time 

2015
01:29:57,480 --> 01:29:59,760
I realized in like first grade 
that you don't have to pull your

2016
01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:02,080
pants all the way down when 
you're like, because I was like 

2017
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:04,600
on like the 5th grade side of 
school and I was going to take a

2018
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:07,040
piss and, you know, I just 
dropped my pants all down. 

2019
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:10,160
Then like an older kid walked in
and it just like, it was like 

2020
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:14,120
Adam realizing he's naked, you 
know, like, yeah, you can see my

2021
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,680
ass. 
You know, I don't need to be 

2022
01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:16,880
doing this. 
And it only takes. 

2023
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,320
Once and then to be fair, I 
learned that thank God I learned

2024
01:30:19,320 --> 01:30:22,480
that in front of my dad. 
Like we went to like a a park 

2025
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:23,520
restaurant. 
Yeah, yeah. 

2026
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:27,000
And I went I nobody, I, I think 
it was, I had to have been 

2027
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,280
kindergarten, first grade or 
something junior year of high 

2028
01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:32,080
school, obviously, But no, the 
I, I, I did it. 

2029
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:35,440
My dad's just like, let me show 
you how to like take a piss that

2030
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:37,240
you're an old. 
Like he's just like just, he's 

2031
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:40,400
like, he's like this can't stand
like you don't in his head. 

2032
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:43,840
He's just like, oh fuck, like, 
you know, he's like, you're one 

2033
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:47,360
of those kids and he's like, 
he's like, all right, here's the

2034
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:49,160
thing you said zipper. 
This is how you do this. 

2035
01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:52,400
Like it was really funny because
like it was at a part where it 

2036
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:53,480
was just like me and him in the 
back. 

2037
01:30:53,480 --> 01:30:55,560
That's it. 
So I but I had done it at school

2038
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:58,400
and nobody had said anything. 
I think I was around a couple 

2039
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:00,000
everyone. 
Else is probably doing it right 

2040
01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:01,760
or. 
Or it was like Asian kids that 

2041
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,840
wouldn't say anything or 
something, you know, like, like 

2042
01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:05,560
they don't define that funny. 
I guess. 

2043
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:07,880
I don't know. 
But like they or, or, or 

2044
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,160
something, I don't know, I guess
because I was like, nobody had 

2045
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,320
told me. 
And then it was like, I think it

2046
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,520
was either kindergarten or first
grade. 

2047
01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:14,440
My, my dad's like, Oh my God, 
what? 

2048
01:31:14,440 --> 01:31:19,440
This is what you do like. 
Your 12 years old God yeah, I 

2049
01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:20,880
know. 
It's like he's like, he's like, 

2050
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:22,560
you're starting work at my 
company tomorrow. 

2051
01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:23,720
You're 23. 
Yeah, yeah. 

2052
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:27,000
No, it's it's great. 
Yeah. 

2053
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:30,160
So guys, definitely check them 
out if you haven't, if you're 

2054
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:32,680
young and you don't know, like 
I'd love to know some young 

2055
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:35,720
people's opinion on CKY. 
Like some stuff probably doesn't

2056
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:38,360
work for you, but I bet there's,
if you're like a little bit of a

2057
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:41,080
reactionary zoomer, you're 
probably going to it's going to 

2058
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:44,080
unlock a few things. 
So yeah, shout out. 

2059
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:46,400
Maybe one day we can get Bam, 
Dude, I fucking would. 

2060
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:48,800
Like dude. 
He's seen, he seems, he seems 

2061
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:49,960
reachable. 
I feel like right? 

2062
01:31:49,960 --> 01:31:51,360
Place right time, It's just like
a right. 

2063
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:54,040
You'd have to do it in person. 
I think, like I think it would 

2064
01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:57,640
be 1 of yeah, because I think I 
feel like you'd flake like not 

2065
01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:59,840
not in like a bad way, but just 
like, Oh my bad. 

2066
01:31:59,840 --> 01:32:02,600
I'm going to fucking Australia 
tomorrow for like, it's hard to 

2067
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:03,760
say. 
Yeah, yeah. 

2068
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:07,440
Because he has a new influencer 
kind of girlfriend now, yeah. 

2069
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:10,600
Because he. 
Had a horrible end of his 20, 

2070
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:13,920
you know, like 20 tens where he 
the first wife, the one they had

2071
01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:17,440
the show, I think where they got
married on MTV. 

2072
01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:21,400
It was like a yeah, they had a 
kid together, I think, and they 

2073
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:25,840
did and they got. 
A kid very bad that. 

2074
01:32:25,840 --> 01:32:28,880
Sucked for sure. 
And then and then he has this 

2075
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:31,080
new chick who's like a health 
influencer, doesn't drink, 

2076
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:32,960
doesn't do any of that stuff. 
So I mean, I guess that's 

2077
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:34,640
probably the best possible 
scenario. 

2078
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:39,320
And, and they're, they're, you 
know, good that seems to be 

2079
01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:42,000
doing well. 
But like he, he's just like 

2080
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,080
constantly like travelling and 
you can tell he just needs like 

2081
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:48,040
gears turning to like stay on on
on track and stuff. 

2082
01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:49,560
Because he was talking about 
being a mentalist. 

2083
01:32:49,560 --> 01:32:51,960
I didn't know he had to go to 
like he had to like stay in a 

2084
01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,720
mental facility for a long time.
And he told her, he told her 

2085
01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:58,480
really he has two interviews, 1 
from 2018 and one from like 3 

2086
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:02,120
weeks ago on the, on the 9 club,
which is, you know, 2 skaters 

2087
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:03,880
and stuff. 
And it's, they're really good. 

2088
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:09,040
But he said he's in the mental 
asylum and they said he he was 

2089
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:10,880
like telling stories of shit 
that he did. 

2090
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:13,040
And they were like they didn't 
know who he was. 

2091
01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:15,320
So they were like, oh, this 
guy's bat shit. 

2092
01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:17,040
And he's like, no, I like did 
that though. 

2093
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:19,160
Like he's like, you can say I'm 
crazy, but like I. 

2094
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,520
Prince's. 
Soundboard he bought Prince's 

2095
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:26,560
soundboard, I think Jess, he's 
like and then he got a car Kim 

2096
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:29,040
Jong Un saw like a car that he 
had it was talking about a. 

2097
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:32,200
Car from Billy Idol that he sent
to North Korea. 

2098
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,480
Yeah, Which he did. 
He's like I did. 

2099
01:33:34,480 --> 01:33:36,840
That you might think he goes, if
you want to lock me up because I

2100
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:38,800
did that, that's fine. 
He's like, but I he goes Google 

2101
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:40,360
me. 
Like I just picture being the 

2102
01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:43,080
guy, the orderly or whatever, 
like and somebody just go and 

2103
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:45,040
like he's like Google and you're
like, oh, fuck this guy. 

2104
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,520
What's that fucking? 
Like Philly accent? 

2105
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,640
Yeah. 
Yo, it's over there by the word 

2106
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:51,440
or you pass me that word or over
there. 

2107
01:33:51,680 --> 01:33:55,600
Yeah, yeah, but yeah. 
So, yeah, guys, get Ritsuko 

2108
01:33:56,920 --> 01:34:02,280
American bulgaria.com check that
out and get a very, very dense 

2109
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:06,400
copy of. 
As publications get thinner and 

2110
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:08,720
thinner, even the newspaper 
doesn't weigh any, weigh 

2111
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:10,920
anything. 
It's a very thick one. 

2112
01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:12,200
You're at the urine with your 
pants down. 

2113
01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:13,640
That's right. 
It's the urine with your pants 

2114
01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:17,440
down just holding your coffee. 
So that's make sure you guys get

2115
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:19,640
that. 
And like I said, listen to the 

2116
01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:22,240
end of the show if you guys want
to hear a exclusive parsing from

2117
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:25,040
here. 
Nothing is real found with 

2118
01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:26,960
mirth. 
So on that note, guys, everybody

2119
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:29,160
have a safe week and we'll catch
you guys next time. 

2120
01:34:41,120 --> 01:35:01,570
See how snowfall this nonsense? 
But other days and nonsense 

2121
01:35:03,170 --> 01:35:13,050
feels strong. 
Am I coming on to? 

2122
01:35:22,480 --> 01:35:34,850
Nothing is real. 
Thing is real and 

2123
01:35:51,090 --> 01:36:11,880
look at how it feels. 
Friendly. 

2124
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:20,840
Please don't.
