1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:05,160 Hi, I'm Katie and I'm Claire and the last 48 hours I have spent 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:10,240 trying to pass the ethic exams for my CPA license. 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:14,440 Any guesses how many tries? Claire, The thing is like, don't 4 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,200 you have to take so many other tests to pass? 5 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,480 Yeah, no, I took all the hard tests. 6 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,920 This one's open. Open. 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,920 No open book. This is really concerning 8 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,600 actually. How many times do you think I 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,120 took it? I'm hoping Claire, the way 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:34,520 you're talking that it was once, but I feel like it might have 11 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,760 been something like 4 more. I still have passed it, by the 12 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,200 way. I've taken it 10 Times Now. 13 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,240 I still have passed it. Oh, Connor. 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,240 What open? Note open book. 15 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,960 I'm so confused what are the questions like I hope they're 16 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:54,000 not like oh if you had the option to run over a dog or like 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,280 case of plant which would be you do? 18 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,480 It's like accounting independence related. 19 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:03,240 Like should I audit the company of my husband? 20 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,440 I don't know what I'm missing. When do you need to pass by 21 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,080 well? I mean, I don't get my license 22 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:12,360 unless I pass, so sooner rather than later hopefully. 23 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,640 But I mean, here's the thing. I'm like, is this a sign that I 24 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,080 was born to be an unethical? Account, I don't think so. 25 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:24,080 I don't think that's a sign. I think this sign is that maybe 26 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:29,120 you should be careful or working for a sketchy. 27 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,040 Bank, Well, I feel like I've just proven that I have the 28 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,360 skills of an account and I have the hours, I have the 29 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,000 experience, I have the exams. I just don't have the ethics. 30 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,680 But maybe one day I'll I'll earn them. 31 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:45,400 I don't know. But that being said, there are 32 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:49,040 people this week who are having way worse times in corporate 33 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,040 America. I would argue even worse ethical 34 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:56,760 problems than you're dealing. Like maybe the CEO of a certain 35 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:07,520 tech company. Corporate crash out. 36 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:16,040 Will you cash in or crash out? OK for anyone listening who 37 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:22,080 doesn't know, Astronomer is like a data app platform and DEO was 38 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:27,520 busted with his mistress at the Coldplay concert on the KISS 39 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,080 Cam. Hey I think the worst thing here 40 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:33,320 though is to highlight it went viral in like 2 seconds. 41 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:38,040 It was everywhere, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, I mean it 42 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,720 was Reddit every place you can imagine. 43 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,240 And the other thing is too is I don't think people would have 44 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,360 like been so drawn to it if he didn't. 45 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,680 They didn't both react the way they reacted. 46 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,000 They both immediately freaked the fuck out The other girl like 47 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,840 hid the girl next Sir started like laughing like crazy and he 48 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:00,880 was like and then it's like OK you guys could have really 49 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,440 played it off. It was so good. 50 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,560 So I guess like she was the head of HR, but get this, Katie, 51 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:13,960 she's married to another CEO. She's married to the CEO of like 52 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,280 a rum company. So woman has a type. 53 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,520 Do you think that's like a bucket list thing? 54 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,920 Like how many CE OS can I get with before I die? 55 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,800 Like how many different? Like what's it? 56 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:31,240 Called industries. Industries. 57 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,680 How many CEO industries and I hit? 58 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,160 I'm dead at what Astronomer release. 59 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,520 As stated previously, Astronomer is committed to the values and 60 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,640 culture that have guided us since our founding. 61 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,560 Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and 62 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:51,080 accountability, and recently that standard was not met. 63 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,120 Who do you think released it, Claire if it wasn't the HR lady? 64 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,720 I'm crying. No, he did step down. 65 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,400 But I saw this TikTok and it was like, yeah, he stepped down. 66 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,560 They're like have an interim CEO right now. 67 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,640 He's he's done. He fucked up. 68 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,560 What? Just cuz he cheated on his wife. 69 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,760 Oh but I guess with the agent. Well. 70 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,079 It's like against company policy. 71 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:24,080 But I mean, if if you cheat on somebody like with somebody at 72 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,840 your company, I mean it's not better than like an intern or 73 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,400 like. I mean I feel like it's 74 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,880 definitely better than an intern but it's still not great. 75 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:38,640 But I saw this TikTok and it was like, if your CEO isn't hooking 76 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:42,160 up with your head of HR after a rough day of making slide decks 77 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,280 and like is that really the company culture you want? 78 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:54,440 I honestly I really don't know. I don't know but I've heard some 79 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,440 crazy CEO stories or like C-Suite stories of them cheating 80 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,160 on their wives like at one company. 81 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,640 We all. Had to go to this AR sexual 82 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,400 harassment training. My boss didn't go, first of all, 83 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,720 he was like the only person and I was like, you can't be like a 84 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,400 30 year old guy who's like pretty high up and not go. 85 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,440 That's not a good luck. But anyways, so we all go and 86 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,800 it's presented by the HR ladies obviously. 87 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,720 And they just start spilling everything about the company 88 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,320 history and like everything that's been going on. 89 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,320 And they said that people have been requesting to reply all, 90 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,960 you know how you can reply and like there's a thread to 91 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:38,000 everybody in the company and you can be like, oh, I'm going to 92 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,120 e-mail everybody in finance or everybody in it or something 93 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:41,840 like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,920 They don't do that anymore and they don't have those groups 95 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,600 because apparently one of the really high up executives and I 96 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,840 still can't believe she told all of us this cuz there was a room 97 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:57,360 of 100 people. He was cheating on his wife with 98 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,360 somebody, I think at the company. 99 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,640 And then she found out. She logged onto his work 100 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,800 computer. And the reason she found out was 101 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,200 because she like went through his emails and saw that she sent 102 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,880 like the person at the company sent him nudes via work e-mail. 103 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,080 And this guy was like, oh. Nudes via work e-mail. 104 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,120 Yeah, like like 40. They don't know what they're 105 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,160 doing, you know, I mean, they kind of do, but whatever. 106 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:27,880 And then wife, what she did, she got so pissed, she replied all 107 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:32,680 to everybody in the company and forwarded the pictures that her 108 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,960 husband got of like his mistress at the company. 109 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,960 And that's why they can't do reply all emails anymore. 110 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,920 That can't be real. This isn't real. 111 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,800 And I was looking around, I was like, is this, is this normal? 112 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,160 Is this we're all just going to like glaze over this and act 113 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,040 like it's fine. But I guess they already heard 114 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,880 it. So I don't know. 115 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,480 But we did have that conversation of if you're going 116 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:01,680 to send explicit pictures to your Co workers, make sure not 117 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:06,560 to do it via work e-mail was the big tip of the day in the sexual 118 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,440 harassment. Training, you know, like at bare 119 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,040 minimum take it to the LinkedIn DMS like. 120 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,320 But yeah, that's just a funny story. 121 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:23,120 That's so funny, but. Also, what happened at somebody 122 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,040 else's coming? This is like all, I don't know 123 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,440 why it's coming out OK, but basically in the old days, you 124 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,680 know how you can like reserve a domain, like a website domain, 125 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,040 Like we have our website domain, we've reserved it. 126 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,560 But what people will do is that they'll reserve somebody else's 127 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,240 website domain that they know doesn't have a website yet, 128 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,680 especially like in the early whatever 2000s. 129 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,960 'Cause you can profit, you can sell it to them. 130 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,040 It's like, yeah, you low key like Ransom. 131 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,640 It is. It actually is. 132 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:56,120 I don't understand but like yes. And so they make you pay a whole 133 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,000 bunch of money cuz they know you're gonna need it or else all 134 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,960 your customers are gonna be like super confused when they go on 135 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:07,160 your website anyways. So it was supposed to be like 136 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:11,320 this flower website and apparently they linked it to a 137 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:15,040 porn website anyways. But then the other thing was 138 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,520 that like other times. Katie, how are you just going to 139 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:24,080 gloss over that? But if you think about it, it's 140 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,840 kind of genius, like guys looking for their like 141 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,400 significant others, they go on a flower website and they're like, 142 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,039 I'm going to go buy flowers and be a good boyfriend, be a good 143 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,960 husband, whatever. And they're like, you know, 144 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,880 like. OK, but imagine you're the 145 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,880 business Katie. Imagine someone bought our 146 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,400 website domain and like just put porn on it. 147 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,480 So we haven't bought like what do you do yet? 148 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,960 So guys, if you guys buy our domain, don't put porn on. 149 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,160 It at least put like or honestly I don't really fucking care at 150 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,840 this point at. Least make sure it's good 151 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:05,200 quality, OK? Don't put any of that homemade 152 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,760 cheap porn on there. Make it good. 153 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,720 But after this whole astronomer thing, it had me thinking like 154 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,360 how have we missed like this has to be going on way more. 155 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,240 How does this the only one that's become this public like 156 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,760 companies do a really good job cleaning up after. 157 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:29,640 These situations, I honestly I wonder if they pay. 158 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,160 People to delete. Stuff I honestly don't know 159 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,320 because there's so many celebrities, so many businesses 160 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,120 that just I've done really shady or like bad things and then I 161 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,960 feel like everybody just forgets about it the next week. 162 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:47,120 I mean, I guess that's on having a good PR team, but like, and 163 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:52,120 then I read this article about the McDonald's CEO in 2021, he 164 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:56,000 was fined for having multiple affairs with staff. 165 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,600 So I think they're like lower level. 166 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,080 What? Yeah. 167 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:05,200 I feel like it's more of a McDonald's on brand thing to do. 168 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,240 And I guess obviously most companies have a policy that 169 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:14,360 intimate relationships between employees, indirect or indirect 170 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,240 reporting lines is prohibited. So I guess like that's what they 171 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,800 called him out on and he ended up, this is crazy. 172 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:25,760 He ended up paying $400,000 in fines like to get out of some 173 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,200 legal battle over his relationships and breaking the 174 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:33,280 policy and he paid out 400,000 dollars in fine and then was 175 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:37,200 they turned around and paid the man $1,000,000 in severance when 176 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,400 he left because he obviously like resigned from his position 177 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,520 after that wait. If you resign, you get 178 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,000 severance. Yeah, sometimes not sick. 179 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:49,080 But Can you believe that like Havas has an affair with staff 180 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,320 Gets $1,000,000. I mean low key how much is even 181 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,880 400K to him you know? Probably not a lot. 182 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,720 I mean, he's the CEO of McDonald's. 183 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,520 Isn't that so funny though? I'm just like the fact that the 184 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,280 CEO of McDonald's has to hit on his McDonald's employees like 185 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,560 not even the Hooters next door with a little bit better food 186 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,600 and like a little bit more like, you know. 187 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,800 But I want to know was like, was this cashier at McDonald's and 188 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,400 they never came out and said who the affair was with? 189 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,320 I just like I'm dying to know. I feel like it must be 190 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,960 corporate, right? I mean it must be, but like in 191 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:29,760 my ideal like scenario, he was Undercover Boss and fell in love 192 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,800 with someone at one of the restaurants. 193 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,720 I want to do that, but I want to be like undercover employee or 194 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:46,560 something, I don't know, you know, and then go and like 195 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,640 report back to everyone what it's like working at the 196 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,640 company. I'm not doing that right now. 197 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:54,680 Disclaimers all like my employment, but I'm just saying 198 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,880 like they. Have that. 199 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,760 My sister does this thing, it's called secret shopping and she 200 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,320 like goes to Texas Roadhouse and like has to fill out this thing 201 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,840 and she likes secret shops like they have stuff like that. 202 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,560 They have programs like this, Katie. 203 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,160 No, but I mean like working there. 204 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,560 Like I would want to work at Microsoft for a week. 205 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,120 And be like, like be a new hire. But that's the promise. 206 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,600 You have to make it past the new hire phase to really get the 207 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,160 dirt. So you really would have to be 208 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,600 there for like 3 months. Like it would be a committed 209 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,120 situation. OK, the the other thing I could 210 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,080 obviously do a whole episode on this because it's so 211 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,000 fascinating. The Theranos case between, you 212 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,920 know, Elizabeth Holmes and her startup Theranos with like the 213 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,320 blood testing. You know what I'm talking about, 214 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,000 right, Katie? Major scammer where she made 215 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,200 that like fake blood testing company like deceived all these 216 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,320 investors and she's in prison now. 217 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,320 Yeah, wasn't she Forbes 30 under 30 or something? 218 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,200 Or 40. Under 40 years. 219 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,080 So I always knew about this whole case because I think it's 220 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,560 just so fascinating. Like she scammed so well. 221 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,880 It's like giving Ann Adel the it's mastermind shit. 222 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,800 But just when you think it couldn't get any worse, she was 223 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,720 also having a relationship with the number 2 at their nose, like 224 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,320 her COO and he was a 20 plus year older guy. 225 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,040 And they were even moved in together and they hid it from 226 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,520 all of their investors. Like, they bought a condo or 227 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,640 something together in California and they were living there and 228 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,080 she was the CEO, he was the COO, and they were raising all of 229 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,560 this money. And like, they hid it somehow 230 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,200 from their board and their investors. 231 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,400 And they both ended up going to prison. 232 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,240 And they're both still in prison. 233 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,400 But what I really want to know is when they get out, are they 234 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,360 going to do their like house arrest and parole together? 235 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:36,400 I don't think so. I I mean house arrest, like, 236 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,840 yeah, you probably would do together. 237 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:44,440 Wait, I guess in jail. Yeah. 238 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,280 I don't know. Do you want to have something 239 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,880 funny? Yeah. 240 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:53,040 We work apparently had a bunch of scandals and it's even called 241 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:58,440 the cult of Adam Newman and Adam Newman once bans meat at company 242 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:03,440 events for environmental reasons and he which I think is really 243 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,360 funny. Like I can understand maybe 244 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:11,400 religious or something, but OK. It's kind of crazy. 245 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,920 And then he apparently got caught eating meat on his 246 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:22,960 private jet. I'm sorry, who bans meat for 247 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,320 environmental reasons and then has a private jet like this is 248 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:31,720 not adding up. OK, so you know when you're a 249 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:35,120 new hire and you get all your stuff set up on the first day, 250 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,760 Apparently at Wework, they were ushered into like the room to 251 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:44,680 start and allegedly, and then they were told they had to take 252 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,920 tequila shots with the executives in the morning on 253 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,560 their first day. That's my dream workplace, 254 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,840 Katie. His wife also, who ended up 255 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,360 being. I didn't know this was Gwyneth 256 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,540 Paltrow's cousin. Tired people based on quote UN 257 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:05,960 quote bad energy I mean. Some people definitely have bad 258 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,560 energy though. I exactly imagine like this is 259 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,160 the kind of couple they are, you know, like the frat boy that 260 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,760 thinks he's God and he goes into investment banking and then he 261 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,680 ends up liking this girl cuz she's just really hot and into 262 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,400 like her astronomy and astrology and the crystals. 263 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,520 And then she's like. OK, fine. 264 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,360 You can do HR or whatever from my company and I'll just pay you 265 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,440 a bunch of money so you can get rid of the whole tax thing. 266 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:36,760 And then she's like, OK, you, you definitely sexually 267 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,760 assaulted somebody. I don't know who, but you're 268 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,960 getting fired. And that's how I imagine 269 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:46,320 everything going. And you know what, Katie? 270 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,000 I somehow have no problem with this. 271 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,040 Like how do I get that job? Wait, apparently, Newman said he 272 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,560 wanted to live forever and be the quote UN quote president of 273 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,920 the world. Speaking of presidents, when I 274 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,480 was researching for this episode, I learned something 275 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,880 that I didn't know before about Barack Obama. 276 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:13,280 It's like, again, just spiraling after Coldplay incident and I 277 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:18,080 came across Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's love story. 278 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:23,000 And keep in mind this takes place Loki before politics 279 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,160 because they were both in law, which I didn't know that, but 280 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,400 that makes a lot of sense for politicians, I guess. 281 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,640 So Michelle is a junior associate at a law firm, and 282 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,520 Barack Obama is an incoming intern. 283 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,200 He gets paired with her like, as a mentor mentee relationship. 284 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,840 But you know, that's kind of spicy. 285 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:47,440 Mentor mentee action. So they're going to mentor 286 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,720 mentee lunches, all these things. 287 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,600 He's hitting on her. He's making all the moves. 288 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,880 It's literally like suits. But anyways, no, it literally a 289 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,120 suit. Miss Michelle, it seems from 290 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,200 what I've read, was not really having it because she's probably 291 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,560 like, hey, this is slightly inappropriate, I shouldn't hook 292 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:09,119 up with the intern. Who says that? 293 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:12,880 Who has those kind of ethics? Not you, Claire, because you 294 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,000 didn't pass your test and said that a mentor or mentee 295 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,920 relationship is spicy. But anyways, yeah. 296 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,760 Apparently This is why I'm unethical. 297 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,240 So anyways, he asks her on a date. 298 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,640 They obviously start dating at the end of his internship. 299 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,840 He does get offered the full time offer. 300 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,440 He declines it and he says I'm taking Michelle with me, we're 301 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,000 going to get married. And he does that and she leaves 302 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,160 the law firm like shortly after. Is that not crazy? 303 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,720 He said she's gonna be needed in the government so. 304 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,000 She's gonna be needed to be the First Lady. 305 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:56,360 Sorry, sorry, law firm. That story just cracked me up 306 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,320 and it also reminded me of this story. 307 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaking of spicy intern relationships. 308 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:06,040 So a friend of a friend had a summer lab position. 309 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,960 So she gets this killer lab position and it's like one of 310 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,480 the like sought after labs to be in, OK. 311 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:17,280 And so she develops a relationship with like her 312 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,680 direct supervisor in the lab. He's like 25. 313 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:26,120 So he's doing a post back at this lab and she's 1920. 314 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:29,920 Long story short, they start hooking up in the lab. 315 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,640 Like the intern and the supervisor in the lab. 316 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,480 In the lab. Is crazy. 317 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,840 I'm just like imagining there's rats like. 318 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,600 I'm hoping it was like a lunchroom situation and not like 319 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:49,640 a rat brain examination fucking kind of situation. 320 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,200 So I don't know about the hooking up, but I do know their 321 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,240 first kiss was in the science lab. 322 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,680 Kind of cute though. There's rats in the room. 323 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:04,280 Well, there's been monkeys and you know, some of mine, but. 324 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:10,400 OK, I mean, fair enough, but anyways, Barack Obama and his 325 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,120 internship love affair with Michelle just reminded me of my 326 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,120 friend. Claire, that's a crazy 327 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:22,360 connection, but you imagine how 1 sounds like Barack Obama was 328 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:26,680 like at a really nice like law firm and Michelle was so classy 329 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,360 to turn him down and then your friends fucking in the laugh 330 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,960 with and you're like, oh, basically the same thing. 331 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:40,040 Well, you know what I'm saying. Like intern love stories, they 332 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,680 can go in all different directions. 333 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,480 Interns are reckless. Interns are really reckless 334 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,080 though. I found another a their story 335 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,480 for Intel. So the Intel CEO, why is it 336 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,840 always the CEO? Why is it never the CFO? 337 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,640 Why is it never the CEO you know? 338 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:06,720 I think in my mind, it's like nobody knows who the CFO or COO 339 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,160 or literally any of the other ones are. 340 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,000 But then they're like, oh, the CEO just made out with this 341 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 girl. And then they're like, is that 342 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,880 not his wife? She looks a lot younger. 343 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,320 And then they go on the Internet and then they take a picture and 344 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,440 they're like, oh, it's not. And that's how it gets like 345 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,280 public. That's fair. 346 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:29,280 But OK, so the CEO of Intel, he had a relationship with an 347 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,160 employee. The board launched a whole 348 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:35,320 investigation on his relationship, and they found out 349 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:39,680 like, yeah, he breached the company policy from manager, but 350 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,960 apparently he didn't have an employment contract. 351 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,480 So when he resigned, he walked away with a payment of $38 352 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,920 million. What? 353 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,280 OK, I'm going to vouch for this guy here because the affair 354 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,520 began before he became the CEO, apparently. 355 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,880 Don't you still have to like disclose it after? 356 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,080 Like, shouldn't you like say oh by. 357 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,920 The way I mean, I guess maybe when you're getting sworn into 358 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,960 the office of CEO, it's your time. 359 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,920 It's your time to be like, hey, are you banging anyone in the 360 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,800 office? Is it going to cause a problem? 361 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,120 And then there should be an opportunity for you to be like, 362 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:18,000 yeah, me and the secretary have been having spicy time in the 363 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,280 conference room, you know? With a secretary, you can get a 364 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,800 new secretary. That's fine. 365 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,360 That's. True, but you can't really get a 366 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,240 new head of HR that easy. This whole conversation is 367 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,160 actually making me really sad cuz Claire you're telling me 368 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:37,880 that ACEO will definitely 100% cheat on me and I can never date 369 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,320 someone who's ACEO or going to be ACEO? 370 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:47,880 Honestly it's a dangerous game but you could just have multiple 371 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,440 CEO's. Like the head of HR she had two. 372 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,600 Why have one when you have two? Crazy. 373 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,240 Can you imagine? It's actually totally normal and 374 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,320 the CEO's are just all swinging with each other or something and 375 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,280 they know cuz it's like this club. 376 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,000 But then they're like have to act shocked whenever anyone 377 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,160 figures it out. That's so true though. 378 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,720 I feel like that might be how it is. 379 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,880 It's like their secret club. I think I draw. 380 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,360 I'm gonna have to draw a hard line at the C-Suite. 381 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,000 Anyone below that is a green flag. 382 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,400 So we're red flagging anyone who's above? 383 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,760 What about What if it's a ten person firm though and they're 384 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,520 the CEO wins the cutoff? OK. 385 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,560 No, I think you have to be publicly traded. 386 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,320 What about Chick-fil-A, though? They're not public. 387 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,200 You're right. OK, how about this? 388 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,320 I think the parameters are, I will not date you if you're in 389 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:39,080 the C-Suite of a publicly traded company or a household name 390 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,440 company. Like if I can say the name of 391 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,720 the company in front of a knowledgeable individual on the 392 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,240 streets and they know what I'm talking about, then it's a no 393 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,640 for me. I would also just say like on a 394 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:53,880 more serious note, as this comes up, like there is a lot of weird 395 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,680 stuff around the workplace. Like if somebody comes and like 396 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:00,160 tells you to do an interview with them in their hotel room, 397 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,960 that's like been something that sometimes people, you know what 398 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,360 I'm saying and like some kids go and I'm like, OK, that wasn't 399 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,120 the smartest decision, but like it's just like good. 400 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:14,320 So if someone asks you to like come to a hotel with them, and I 401 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:20,040 mean in their room, not just like at a venue, it might be a 402 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,400 bad stuff. Thank you, mother Katie. 403 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,840 Yes, avoid weird situations because the creeps are out there 404 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,640 and the cheaters. There's creeps and there's 405 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,800 cheaters. They're a different breed, but. 406 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,480 We still need to go over that whole list of who's most and 407 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,360 less likely to cheat. I think we can put CEO at the 408 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:46,080 top for sure now. Yes, I think yeah, for sure, 409 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,200 CEO. OK, OK. 410 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,360 People that are most likely to cheat. 411 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,600 Executive CE OS we talked about that. 412 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,560 Salespeople. Salespeople because they travel 413 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,360 and they have charismatic personalities. 414 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,520 And think about it, you know, sometimes they get invited to 415 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:04,080 all those vacations or whatever, client dinners and late nights. 416 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,080 And they drink. They do drink. 417 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,800 That's like part of the job, isn't it? 418 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,920 I feel. Like this is not like 419 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,760 intercompany shit either. I feel like this is like client 420 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,640 company affairs. Yeah, like for sales people. 421 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,720 I was just thinking of. People like, they'll do anything 422 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,880 to make the deal go through, yeah, but I think this unlocks a 423 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,320 whole new door of affairs. Consultants. 424 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,680 Yeah, I kind of knew that. Constant travel, hotel stays. 425 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,240 Maybe that's why some guys really like consulting. 426 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,680 OK, yeah, low commitment, lots of money. 427 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,280 It's fine. Lots of different cities, 428 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,560 different girls, whatever. OK, you could. 429 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:47,800 Have a nice little rotation. I've heard like sports players 430 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,400 do that. They have like their Denver 431 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,040 girls and there are Texas girls and they're like whatever girls. 432 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,520 And so consultants probably do that too. 433 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,080 Like, Can you imagine? They're like, yeah, the Walmart 434 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,800 deal went through, babe, so I can go back to Bentonville. 435 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,080 So we get to. I'm going to be back in 436 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:09,480 Bentonville, AR this weekend. I missed you so much, sugar. 437 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,080 Why do I feel like they always go for the girls too, who think 438 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,960 they're the only one? Like they're really good at that 439 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,600 consultant. Yeah, finance Bros. 440 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,160 Yeah, I knew that. Duh. 441 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,880 Marketing and PR pros? Wow. 442 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,960 See, I wouldn't have pegged like marketing or PR people, but I 443 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,680 guess that kind of makes sense. 'Cause they can like, market 444 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,480 themselves. I don't. 445 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,320 I don't. I think it's 'cause they're 446 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,000 persuasive people and pretty charismatic, which makes sense 447 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,160 that they would like HR managers. 448 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,040 That's ironically, they know everybody's secrets. 449 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,960 Sometimes the weaponized empathy and boundary crossing occurs. 450 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,560 Damn. Tech leads and engineers. 451 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,120 Engineers. No way. 452 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,680 No way. They're not. 453 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,640 They could barely pull one girl. They're not. 454 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,240 They said OK, wait, wait, wait. It says quiet for years, then 455 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,680 boom. Affair with someone from work or 456 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,080 a startup partner often comes from sudden status or money 457 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,720 changes. OK, but think of that about like 458 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,680 Mark Zuckerberg, you know, like I feel. 459 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,800 Like that's what we're talking about, yeah. 460 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,320 Like. Or like Elon Musk? 461 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,560 Yeah. Like how many women has he had? 462 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,480 Doesn't. He have like 10 alleged sons and 463 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,920 daughters. Like it's actually crazy. 464 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,640 And he like paid to keep it secret Anyways. 465 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:30,560 OK, so guys, stay away from salespeople, executives, 466 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,720 consultants, finance pros, marketing people and HR managers 467 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,000 and. Technically, basically anyone in 468 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:44,800 business. No, no, no, Claire, we sell the 469 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,360 accountants, remember? OK, so cougar rolls least likely 470 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,040 to cheat are accountants and auditors. 471 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,840 Auditors. They love structure. 472 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,080 They're structured and rule driven and they. 473 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:05,520 Love Spreadsheet. More than a scandal, I'm crying. 474 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,400 OK, Data analysts and data scientists. 475 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,200 Quiet, logical, often introverted. 476 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,400 OK, thanks. OK, whatever. 477 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,840 Whatever. OK, IT support insist admins 478 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,560 behind the scenes focused on fixing broken printers. 479 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:34,080 Yeah, touching T is like coming. OK, Let me ask it after this 480 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,320 what its favorite corporate function is. 481 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,720 OK, administrative assistants. Isn't that a secretary? 482 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,800 Extremely responsible, loyal to their boss, and typically super 483 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,400 busy. Yeah. 484 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:54,960 Often too loyal to their boss. Like, come on, Monica Lewinsky? 485 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,720 Anyone ever heard of her? OK, OK. 486 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,680 Compliance and risk officers, that kind of makes sense. 487 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:09,560 Operations and supply chain, yeah, Project managers, yeah. 488 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,440 Cuz they're stressing about their whole lives. 489 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:23,480 So that's why Apache BT said operations is its favorite. 490 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,960 And then after that, finance, data analytics and internal 491 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,880 audit. It's like this website I just 492 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:35,480 found it where they surveyed 3800 people and then they, they, 493 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:40,480 they counted how many people confessed to infidelity and a 494 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:52,760 teacher was #1 wait, what? Go through the whole. 495 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,560 List. I mean to hear this. 496 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,480 Wait, is a professor different than a teacher, do you think? 497 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,320 I don't know. No, but OK. 498 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,760 Wait, actually no, wait, I was wrong. 499 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,360 Sales is number one. 239 out of 3800 people admitted. 500 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,200 So that's 14%. What? 501 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,080 And 2nd? 2nd is teachers and training 502 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:18,360 educators, 226 people. So 13% healthcare. 503 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,800 What is third? And I feel like I think it's at 504 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,280 least double because half of those people lie. 505 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,360 Right, right. Like you should probably take 506 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,880 any of these numbers and at least give it another times 1.5, 507 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,680 you know? Yeah. 508 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,320 Wait, that's so insane. OK, kind of crazy. 509 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,400 Keep going, I mean. This is just making the 510 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,560 workplace scary. Is anywhere safe? 511 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,000 Accounting, Claire, we didn't forget about you. 512 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,640 No, I'm #8 on this list, they give very much 88 out of the 513 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:58,240 3800 people, so 5.4%. But it grouped that with banking 514 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,080 and finance. So accounting, banking and 515 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,280 finance, OK. Well, finance is way higher than 516 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,920 accounting, so. Yeah, I'm not really trusting 517 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,360 this study too much, but I do love the raw data account. 518 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,400 Wait, so. Where am I you're. 519 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,560 Grouped into finance on that one, they're broad categories. 520 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,400 OK, fine. Which one's the least likely to? 521 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,520 Oh my gosh, we didn't even talk about lawyers. 522 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,840 What about them? Cheaters, yes or no? 523 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,400 Yeah, Cheaters. Yeah. 524 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,760 The problem is that they. Just like get too big for their 525 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,000 britches because they're only ways up throughout their career. 526 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,920 You know what I'm saying? Like at least Doctor, you can 527 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,480 have a private practice and like, you know, you're not like 528 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,640 famous doctor really, I feel like. 529 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,800 And then even then you're like a nerd because you have to. 530 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:49,080 You can practice law privately. You can practice law privately. 531 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,240 But like, I feel like people are into big law, you know what I'm 532 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,440 saying? Like partner kind of thing. 533 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,640 And then I feel like it's like suits. 534 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,600 And then they all just like, I don't know, they. 535 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,640 All just start hooking up and swapping and then it just. 536 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,040 Whenever you know that episode, whenever they have like a case 537 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,880 against each other, they like hook up, yes. 538 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,640 I need to rewatch that. I love that show. 539 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,600 If you watch that show. OK, wait, what else? 540 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,800 Where were they on the list? They were supposed to be safe. 541 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,080 According to this this list it says that. 542 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,240 Safe and not safe. At this. 543 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,800 Point we're acting like they're like a murderer who's like, 544 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,400 don't go near the CEO, don't go near only. 545 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:43,960 Don't do it. Only sick the accounting and 546 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,240 like data analytics people if you want a drama free corporate. 547 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,440 Life. Hey, I trust. 548 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,720 If I'm trusting any of the studies we've looked at tonight, 549 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,280 it's this one, because this one's Yahoo Finance and I feel 550 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:59,000 like they're pretty reputable. So shout out to you, you know 551 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,120 what I do? Thanks. 552 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,880 Shout out shout out to Yahoo. I will now only be dating 553 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,800 scientists, law enforcement and security, creative arts and 554 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,800 design, media and entertainment, legal, environment and 555 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,640 agriculture, marketing, public services, or retail. 556 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,480 So if you're on those lists, hit me up. 557 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,040 Thank you. Good night. 558 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,640 Wait, what does Yahoo say were the least ones or the worst 559 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,760 ones? No, those were the least of the 560 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,880 worst ones, according to Yahoo. Starting at #1 sales, then we 561 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,560 have teachers, then we have healthcare, then we have 562 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,640 transport, Transport and logistics. 563 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,200 So I'm guessing that's like truckers. 564 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,680 Isn't that like a big thing that like truckers cheat 'cause they 565 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,200 like stop it? Like have you ever heard of a 566 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,880 lot? Have you ever heard of a lot 567 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,920 lizard? No. 568 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,920 What a lot lizard. It's like a hooker, but like at 569 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,560 a truck stop and they like that's. 570 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,600 It's an actually insane thing. I feel like this really just 571 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,720 sums up the fact that you're from the Midwest. 572 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,080 Like, I think I can listen to a few of these and be like, Yep, 573 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,280 she's from somewhere in those cornfields. 574 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,040 I don't know. Where? 575 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:20,960 But OK, so after transport and logistics, which I'm going to 576 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,400 say is trucking, then you have hospitality and event 577 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:29,040 management, then engineering, then property and construction, 578 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:33,880 then accountancy, banking, finance, then information tech, 579 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,080 and then armed forces. I'm shocked armed forces isn't 580 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,720 higher on the list. Yeah, I feel like they should be 581 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,040 the first ones. Like the way I hear everyone's 582 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,600 they're pretty. Notorious cheaters. 583 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,320 Yeah, 'cause they get money like this is what I was so confused. 584 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,760 Don't they get money to like marry somebody early? 585 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,680 And then if they do, their wife's tuition is also like free 586 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,840 or something? And then so like, there's a lot 587 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,280 of incentives for them to just get married pretty young and 588 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,160 then they're not 100% sure and then they just cheat. 589 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they get like preferential housing, like 590 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,560 increased pay and like the wife gets like healthcare. 591 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,920 So I'm pretty sure like the incentives are definitely there. 592 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,920 We're so far from corporate right now, but it's OK. 593 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:21,000 Anyways, now that we've spiraled on affairs all night, thank you 594 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,159 Coldplay. Make sure to ask like on Tinder 595 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,400 or bumble or whatever dating apps you guys are on. 596 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,199 When they say like corporate, ask what position and if they're 597 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,480 on any of the cheating ones just swipe left. 598 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:38,000 And if you need tips on stalking people, check out our LinkedIn 599 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,840 video. That's a great way to pre screen 600 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,280 for cheaters. So check them out on LinkedIn 601 00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:48,800 and check yes or no and move on. And make sure to like and 602 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,520 subscribe. And also please, please send in 603 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,239 your crazy stories. Yes, please. 604 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:59,800 We've gotten a few, but yeah, we want to do like a good chunk of 605 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,040 1 where we need to answer you guys this question. 606 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,960 So submit for that. Anyways, stay safe out there at 607 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,840 the Coldplay concerts and we'll talk to you next week. 608 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,000 Bye y'all.