1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,320 Danny Yeah, we're just all closeted racist. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,120 Joe, you guys start writing sexual fanfic? 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,440 Alex, I will be peeing all over that dude as I'm going 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,760 animalistic. But he's like trying to grab at 5 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,440 it like he's But he couldn't and he died Cheddar. 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,840 What if I want a woman to pick me up and throw me around? 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:24,200 Under the Table and C&D hosted weekly on the Main Menu podcast. 8 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,280 The Main Menu podcast presents D. 9 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,680 And D under the table. I think it was a couple of weeks 10 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,960 ago Joe Start was saying stuff about like beatboxing. 11 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:48,080 He's like, oh, this guy's cool. I'm like, well, these three are 12 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,480 my personal favorites. And around that time, and I 13 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:56,640 didn't even know but improver who, I sent an art uploaded that 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,760 a couple weeks ago and it's so good. 15 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,800 It's so good, really. Was I, I feel like he wasn't. 16 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:09,160 I feel like he like had to have like put some, you know, he was 17 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:10,840 like hitting the keyboard or something. 18 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:15,440 No, like that's all one, that's all one take one or not one 19 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,480 take. But like all, all one. 20 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,600 Yeah, there's, there's no layering whatsoever. 21 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,080 Yeah, no, one layer. Wow. 22 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,000 No way. Yeah, no. 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,800 People like that are insane. Wow. 24 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,640 Yeah, that really is to to be able to change. 25 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,520 I mean, yeah, to be able to change your voice like that 26 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,680 fast. Right, the oh it, it comes down 27 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,160 to like breathing skills and stuff like that. 28 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,120 But a lot of what a lot of people don't realize is that 29 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:47,040 some of the stuff that they do is them actually breathing in 30 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:52,520 while they're making a sound, right, Like it's called inward 31 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,400 basing. And when, when they do it, it 32 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:00,920 kind of it's I, I can't explain what the sound is, but it has 33 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,760 like a roll, like a rolling effect when they breathe in. 34 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,440 And that's what makes like the bass, the bass sound. 35 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,479 Yeah, all, all depending on how you, you know, hold your mouth, 36 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:12,120 tongue and yeah, where you do it in your throat. 37 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,880 Like there's, there's a, there's a lot to it. 38 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,120 I used to when I was, so when I was a kid, I played around with 39 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,520 a lot because I thought it was neat and I didn't do it anywhere 40 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,480 near to that level. Like I was level, I was maybe 41 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:27,080 level 1, but it was. But I always enjoyed it. 42 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,280 I thought it was fun. Yeah, there is. 43 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,320 So there's two others that are really good. 44 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,920 It's there's one, there's a Korean, his name is a wing. 45 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,960 He did one that was like really good recently. 46 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:47,800 I forget what it's called, but and then there's it's like Peter 47 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:53,560 Salvage or something like that. He used to be known as Helium, 48 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,640 but he changed his name like literally within the last like 2 49 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:03,040 weeks. Petro Sarancha, that's his name. 50 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,560 He is Petr, that's his first name. 51 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,280 He's he's Russian. OK. 52 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,800 And I think improvers also Russian. 53 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,880 Looks like he Yeah, that's I could see that. 54 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,120 His name is Ivan Alexandrov. Yeah, that. 55 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:27,760 Yeah, he's Russian and he's been in beatboxing since 2008. 56 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,240 And he is. How old is he? 57 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,200 I don't know. Let's see, In 2008. 58 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,320 Oh, sorry. Oh no, that's fine. 59 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:44,680 I was just being goofy sort. Of in 2018, he I don't know if 60 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,680 this is the first like tournament that he's ever gone 61 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,560 to, but it's apparently it's his first achievement. 62 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:57,120 He got top 8 at for like all around country, Russia, Russia 63 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:01,400 country beatbox championship and then literally the next year he 64 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,480 won it. The year after that he won 65 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,440 another beatbox championship. Oh, this was like an 66 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:13,080 International 1 and this was this was the ultra improver. 67 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,160 Oh improver, my bad. Yeah, let's see, 2020 he won 68 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:22,240 that one, and then 2021 he got top 8 at another Russian one, 69 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,880 and then 2023 he got top eight solo at this new one. 70 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:34,320 And then he just won first place last year at a championship in 71 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,680 Japan. So yeah, he's, he's insane. 72 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,000 Wow. Yeah. 73 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,400 Yeah, it would be nice to. That's just, wow. 74 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,880 That's just that's, that's really insane, truly. 75 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:51,920 Yeah, I don't even think I have like like a skill worthy of like 76 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,320 some kind of like championship unless gas lighting is 1. 77 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,160 I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind competing, 78 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,920 driving a forklift. I think that would be kind of 79 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,800 fun. I don't think on an 80 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,600 international level. Right. 81 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,760 Also, is Alex also coming in Very poor quality to you, Mr. 82 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,920 Master. Yeah, Well, sometimes. 83 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,200 Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Right now he's looking really, 84 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,800 really good. OK, I may have to excuse myself 85 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,960 to go to the facilities. I miss being with this little 86 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:26,560 guy. Man. 87 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,680 I'm just being all together. I do. 88 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:38,640 Lexing. If you're talking about lexing 89 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,720 him out the front, you know what I'm saying? 90 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:46,240 Hey, hey. Hey, are you saying that he that 91 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,760 you feel like barfing around him? 92 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:52,000 Oh geez, you're right. You you got taken over by 93 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,520 Terminator. I think so, yeah. 94 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,120 I think. I think the Internet connection 95 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,480 might be a little slow. I'm not sure. 96 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,400 Something along those lines. Yeah, Skynet's taking them over. 97 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,440 Well, that's probably definitely true, right? 98 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,360 Taking everything over before too long. 99 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,880 Oh. Well, well. 100 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,320 Wow. Do we have here to? 101 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,040 The party. You're always late to the party. 102 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,840 You know, I don't know though. I mean honestly is is there a 103 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,320 late really? I mean. 104 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,520 Yeah. Well, yeah, there is. 105 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,880 Yeah. Yeah, there you showed up at 106 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,080 like 10:00 that there's. A definitive late. 107 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,880 Yeah, Yeah, it is. Dang it. 108 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:34,000 Yeah, then Dang it. We're talking about beatboxing 109 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,480 people. Boom boom, boom, boom. 110 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:40,360 OK. Not winning any chance to meet 111 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,080 just with that? Did you see the video I sent it? 112 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:49,560 I think I got it almost. That sounds like you are a 113 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,920 wholeheartedly sucking Dick. Oh. 114 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,640 Yeah. That doesn't sound like that. 115 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,080 Oh, I know, I I know what it sounds like. 116 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,840 I make those noises all the time. 117 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,080 It does. It does. 118 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,440 I don't make those noises. Wait, huh. 119 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,680 You. You. 120 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,840 That means you. Yeah, OK. 121 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,120 Yeah. Yeah. 122 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,120 Yeah. Yeah, what? 123 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,320 Do you think I got my job? How do you think I'm able to? 124 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:25,440 Keep my job. That's called job security. 125 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,400 It is really fun though. How do you think? 126 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,360 Lenny's so happy around us. Well, I was just going to say it 127 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,360 really is fun. Like I did it twice this week 128 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,000 where I I had a banana and I was like, hey, Lenny. 129 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,920 And he turns and looks and. Went. 130 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,520 And just shoved the whole banana down my throat. 131 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,000 The sexiest of fruits. Not true. 132 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:50,040 You have never seen a kumquat. Now I know why they call it 133 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,040 that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 134 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,400 So. Joe How many more episodes of? 135 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,520 Cowboys. Undead ready? 136 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,200 Go revenge. Ready, ready. 137 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,120 Go. Dead set revenge How many 138 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,960 episodes? Left ready, play or die? 139 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,480 Is that what you're saying? Ready. 140 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,960 Play or die. I like that. 141 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,800 Yeah. I was going to ask you how you 142 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,360 guys thought it was going. I feel like we're just kind of 143 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,680 getting started. Yeah. 144 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,200 But well, I mean, I don't know. I'm assuming four or five. 145 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:32,600 Well, I mean we've, we've missed like 3 weeks so far because 146 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,080 people weren't, weren't here so. Dang it. 147 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:38,760 Oh, that one backlogged, right. That was that was pretty nice. 148 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:41,000 So technically, yeah, we. Only caught up a. 149 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:43,600 Couple of weeks. Yeah, So this is the only one 150 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,880 that we haven't published in episode I think I've yeah, this. 151 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,000 Past week, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,240 It's 'cause you because. You posted two last week I 153 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,520 believe. Two cowboy episodes. 154 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,560 I think. No, no, I was just one, one 155 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,520 episode. There was other it was UTT. 156 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,280 Yeah, the UTT and the and the Cowboy episode. 157 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,680 Anyway, I'm 27 now. When was your birthday? 158 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,600 On on the third. Oh, whoa. 159 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,080 Sorry, happy birthday, Happy birthday. 160 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,000 Let me get. My lip gloss, let me give you 161 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,560 your birthday present. Yeah. 162 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,040 Oh, too much teeth. Too much teeth? 163 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,840 Yeah. Jeez. 164 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,040 Bite biting his lip, just kissing. 165 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:39,480 It's normal. Come on come on guys I'm trying 166 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,240 to figure out how to use the software that we used for the 167 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:50,480 trip to record my my desktop AKA you guys AKA sound. 168 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,280 I can back in the UT TS. I can always do that with OBS, 169 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,960 yeah. I think we need to, I think we 170 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,320 need sound boards back in UTTS. I think it's. 171 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,120 Oh. I was a. 172 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,640 Tangent last week and I didn't. I didn't want to put him in. 173 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,640 So you want stuff like that back in? 174 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:13,240 I mean, I'd like to, I'd like us to keep it tasteful, but but 175 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,080 yeah, stuff like that. Tasteful like this? 176 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,040 There's a penis in my butt, yes. Yeah, a penis in my butt. 177 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,600 There does happen to be. Probably not that one if we're 178 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:27,040 going to be family friendly. So I had a a little game that I 179 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,080 wanted to play. It is Pride month. 180 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,520 I've written, I've written down some, some things that I 181 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,240 predicted about you guys. It's just one thing, really. 182 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,600 But for each of you, I predicted. 183 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,920 And it's something that I hold near and dear to my heart, 184 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,240 right? Oh boy. 185 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,760 OK. Which means. 186 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,600 It's not anything important at all and you could do whatever 187 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,520 you want and live your life and I won't be mad at you, but 188 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,000 there's a certain right way. You'll be mad for. 189 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,960 Which your toilet paper holder is to hold the toilet paper and 190 00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:00,480 I predicted what way I think you guys hold your toilet, your your 191 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,880 toilet holder, your toilet paper I should say. 192 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:10,680 So, so you're you're predicting how our toilet paper sits on the 193 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,080 roll on the roller? Over I think. 194 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,520 Or under. Essentially the question is over 195 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,880 or under. Yeah, or. 196 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,560 Backwards is really what? It is or vertical. 197 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,800 Or vertical so. I. 198 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,320 Usually, how do you? Hold mine on my fingers like 199 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,000 this and then use my thumbs. To to roll. 200 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,680 Oh I have, I have AI have a servant that holds it for me, 201 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:32,640 no. You don't. 202 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,640 Chatter eating a five star life, Yes. 203 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,480 Master. I'm broke. 204 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,720 Oh, sorry, Yes, Samantha. That's why it's called slavery. 205 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,000 Young have to pay him. Yes. 206 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,360 Yeah, that's all I said. It's me. 207 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,720 The only applause in old school, old school accent. 208 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:59,320 Yes, Samantha, it's either you or a seven thing. 209 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,760 That's fine. Who could kill him anytime he 210 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,120 wanted? Alex, I don't. 211 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,920 I don't want to be rude, but your Internet is very spotty. 212 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,880 Yeah. Okay, yeah. 213 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,280 I heard him. Okay so Joey, how do you think 214 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:17,640 our paper paper toilet papers? Well, I haven't written down, so 215 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,840 okay, you know, it's no holds bar here. 216 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,560 I have. Yeah. 217 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,040 Bob, how do you how do you position your toilet paper in 218 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:28,800 your household? The only way here's all the way. 219 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,160 He has a bidet. I do have a bidet, but I, I do 220 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:36,600 still use toilet paper and other and other people in that I'm so 221 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,920 I'm yeah, Oh yeah. I'm, I'm the only one that 222 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,720 currently uses the bidet. I haven't been able to spread 223 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,240 the gospel of the bidet worldwide yet. 224 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:50,280 I I do have, I do have one convert so far a a fellow that I 225 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,720 work with. He converted over to the bidet 226 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,760 and he and loves it, just absolutely loves it. 227 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:01,920 He's so grateful. No, but so no, we still have 228 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,000 toilet paper like, you know, you still have to. 229 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,680 It's not like the fancy one that was at the house that we all 230 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,840 stayed in where it has a blow dryer. 231 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,000 This thing just, you know, sprays. 232 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,880 That's all it does. Well, that was fancy, huh? 233 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,920 Oh man, that thing was. And even with the bidet like you 234 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,520 said, you spray the B hole and then you still have to wipe the 235 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,720 residue. Yeah, you still have to wipe. 236 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,240 Yeah. I get water. 237 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,920 I can definitely see Mr. Master going around the neighborhood be 238 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,680 knocking on people's. Doors, you heard the good news. 239 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,600 You must come and try my bidet. I'd like to offer you the the 240 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:40,480 good news of the bidet. Step out of the out of the 15th 241 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:45,320 century and step into the 21st, as this should. 242 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,880 So toilet paper. Toilet paper is and this is 243 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,600 something that I continually try to explain to my family. 244 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,120 It's not I I'm not one of those that where things have to be my 245 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,880 way and only my way. I just think things should make 246 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,480 sense, OK? So you personally? 247 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:08,040 So me personally might what makes sense is that you can see 248 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,080 what you're tearing off instead of guessing that where it's 249 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,840 going to tear. Then it goes for every paper 250 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:17,720 product, whether it be paper towels or, you know, aluminum 251 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,480 foil, you should be able to see what you're turning off. 252 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,880 So the toilet paper should always be facing up and that. 253 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,080 And if you look it up, it is that is the correct way. 254 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,040 That is, yes. So not so that it's coming from 255 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,000 underneath, but so that it's over the top so you can see what 256 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,920 you're doing. I've written backwards. 257 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,840 So what does backwards mean underneath? 258 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,680 Facing the wall, because that's what it is. 259 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,400 Your paper is either facing the wall or facing you with the 260 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,920 user. That's true, that's true. 261 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,040 I think it should face the user. I initially figured he is a 262 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,600 backwards guy, but I didn't factor in the bidet, you know? 263 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,080 Because that was a driving. Factor on what kind of I think 264 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,080 it would. Have changed my answer to A to a 265 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,120 frontwards. So, and I'll, and I'll tell you, 266 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,720 I'll even take it a step further here recently. 267 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:06,480 So I, I, I, I found that so I, I don't use Charmin, I use quilted 268 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,760 northern. But recently Charmin came out 269 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:13,760 with the really good Charmin. And that's another thing too 270 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,920 about toilet paper, since we're talking about it. 271 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,720 Don't ever skimp spend as much money as necessary on toilet 272 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:25,800 paper. Yes, so, so, so recently. 273 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:32,600 What are the Charmin has now has their their perforated edge, and 274 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,640 I can't remember what the term is they use. 275 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:39,440 It's a it's not, it's a like a wave, like a WAVY edge and it 276 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,880 tears so much better. It's every tear is clean. 277 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,400 It makes me feel good inside, makes my CDO, you know, very 278 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,480 happy. I can't. 279 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,520 I can't spend too much on toilet paper because you just wipe poop 280 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,760 on it and throw it away. And I do. 281 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,960 You're wiping. You're wiping a very sensitive 282 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,880 area with it though, yeah. You go real middle of the road. 283 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,640 That's the way I see it. I I can see why you would say 284 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,800 that. Yeah, yeah. 285 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,720 It's just luxurious. Luxury is OK, so you're you're 286 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:15,760 front ones guy I ever yes, 100% OK, Alex, how do you how do you 287 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,200 have your toilet paper positioned? 288 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:24,000 What toilet paper so. What do you need? 289 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,520 Yes. Yes. 290 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,240 Which fingers? No, I take I take a flaccid dump 291 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,960 and then I take a shower right after. 292 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,920 Doesn't matter where I'm at. I find a shower where I'm at. 293 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,600 I'm at the gas station. I'm at the gas station. 294 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,800 I walk out, pants left in the bathroom, to the nearest shower 295 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,320 and shower. And then I walk back. 296 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,480 And grab my pants and everything. 297 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,120 That's bold. Definitely very. 298 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,120 Bold. Over, I guess you call it over, 299 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,560 it's facing me. I would have expected that. 300 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,760 Yep, front. Words mirror front words. 301 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:04,560 OK, so I got one right so far. Danny's not on yet, but I have a 302 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:08,200 guest for him. And then, Derek, how, how is 303 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,880 your toilet paper sit in your household? 304 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:15,800 So what I do is after every meal I eat like 4 sheets of toilet 305 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,640 paper so that it self cleans itself. 306 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,680 Oh, it just craps out the toilet paper and. 307 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:23,440 It Yeah. That's real efficient, but it's 308 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,079 so. Efficient. 309 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:25,960 Brilliant. Yeah, that's right. 310 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,040 That must be why the dogs eat their toys. 311 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:32,360 In a roll of toilet paper. That that explains so much. 312 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,640 I, the dogs, have it right. And if it like like Mr. Master 313 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,920 said, if it doesn't have a good perforated edge, I just take 314 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:44,560 bites straight out of the roll. Yeah, It I, I hate, I hate when 315 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,360 I hate when you don't get that, you know, that clean edge. 316 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,720 I hate it the only times I've ripped off a whole. 317 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,880 Yeah, there have been times where I've ripped off a whole 318 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,640 nother piece that I didn't even need just because, you know, you 319 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,000 know. Oh. 320 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,680 You don't want to leave it like that. 321 00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,400 No. Oh. 322 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,040 OK. I know it makes me sound like a 323 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,000 psycho. Wipe. 324 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:12,760 I blow my nose with it. OK, so in an establishment where 325 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,200 I do have to use toilet paper otherwise I'm an alpha and I 326 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,680 don't wipe I. Mud buff for life. 327 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,040 I let I let it cross for a couple weeks. 328 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,560 Use the predators at Bay. And then it just flakes off. 329 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,240 Yeah. It's a survival tactic, yeah. 330 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:39,120 Every, every time I every time I said it, it feels like I'm 331 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,120 sitting on play DoH. Stop. 332 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:46,560 It stop it back. Back OK, so serious answer, if 333 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:53,760 it's if it's if it's horizontal, I, I have it facing towards me, 334 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,080 you know, and it goes over the top. 335 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:01,800 I I despise the people where it goes underneath and it's if it's 336 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:06,120 vertical, I like having the the like tear off point close to me. 337 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,040 So again it like faces me. What the hell do you mean 338 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,080 vertical? Have you never seen those? 339 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,320 Have you never seen those? Yeah. 340 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,480 Have you ever seen vertical toilet paper holders? 341 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,240 Earth, they're a real thing. He hasn't they. 342 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,280 Are a real thing. Yeah, I've seen them. 343 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,720 How is it some people? In that case, in that case, I 344 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,160 would still argue that it's still, it is straight up, but I 345 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,520 would then argue that it's still facing towards you that 346 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,000 especially in the vertical ones, it's actually in the vertical 347 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,960 ones you got to pull it out to. Me and to me it's just you're 348 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,080 taking the correct way, which is, you know, it facing towards 349 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,240 you and just flipping it and just flipping it 90°. 350 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,680 Yeah, like like Joey said, facing the user or user friendly 351 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,000 if I may further the term. Yeah. 352 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,920 Right. I think that's how you say it. 353 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,800 It sounds really good to me. All on top like a goblin. 354 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,840 Like a goblin. Like a goblin. 355 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,400 What does that mean? I thought you just. 356 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,920 Roll on top of the of the of that the the holder hanger. 357 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,320 Oh, like I don't even put it through. 358 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,280 I'm just. That's a psycho that does that. 359 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,200 That is a terrible guess because I have the rant that we that I 360 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,120 had when we were all getting like stuff off our chest and 361 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:24,200 like what pisses us off. I told I my specific thing was 362 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,720 people not changing the toilet paper. 363 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,760 You did. Yes, right. 364 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:33,280 And then I would have to go in and then yes, you did. 365 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:39,440 Now I will say too the newer TP holders that are horizontal, the 366 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,320 newer ones instead of having the spring loaded bar in the middle. 367 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,160 The. New ones, the new ones flip up 368 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,360 and they are so much nicer. Really good for tactical 369 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:54,320 reloads. Oh green trenching mag poo poo 370 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,400 and you're done. Takes like a second. 371 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,160 I could just imagine that all of us are like chilling outside of 372 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,280 Joey in Joey's house. He doesn't take a poop and all 373 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,040 you hear and say tactical reload and you just hear like a little 374 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,000 snatch look like. There's an M1 grand ping. 375 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,280 Yeah, I was just going to say that you're the M1 Grand Clink 376 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,840 changing dogs. Follow me. 377 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,760 No, I'll say no, dude, I'll say this too. 378 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,440 What I, and this kind of goes for any paper product, but 379 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,000 especially toilet paper. I, I like to and I think it's, I 380 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,800 think it's very kind to the next person after you. 381 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:39,720 If when you change the role, you also pull that where it's the 382 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:43,840 initial piece is glued down. I think it's very polite and 383 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,240 right to go ahead and loosen that up before you put it on the 384 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,160 roll because it can be depending on where that roll is located. 385 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,480 Yeah, it can be very difficult to get that first piece. 386 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,400 I don't know how many times I've just like gotten frustrated and 387 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,880 just like grabbed A handful like. 388 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,760 Wow. See, the people at my work can 389 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,400 learn a thing or two from you because they because they leave 390 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:11,120 1 sheet on the on the roll. Oh my soul, that looks rude. 391 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,560 They leave, no, you can and then they just pull off another roll 392 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,920 from like our cabinet that we have them in and they just set 393 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,440 it, set it on the. Oh, what a caveman the. 394 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,040 Tank of the tank of the toilet. Oh, like a goblin now. 395 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,720 Yeah, now like a goblin. So now like that last, that last 396 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,360 piece that's on the roll. You could use that like a corn 397 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,120 cob. Yeah, I've done that and. 398 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,720 Really get in there and scrub. You know what? 399 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,960 I mean you use the roll, the cardboard roll. 400 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,800 Corn cob or? Corn cob. 401 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,960 Are you saying that I should use the leverage of the roll itself 402 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,400 to get underneath there? Or are you talking about it's 403 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,160 like. Hurting it. 404 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,680 It's like a handle. No, not inserting it. 405 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,800 No, that's not good. You're. 406 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,360 Going too fast a good idea. You take it like a handle, you 407 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,680 wipe and you throw it in the garbage. 408 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,640 Poop side up so people can see what you were. 409 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,800 Like you put 2 fenders in and it covers it. 410 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:05,840 Yep. That's it. 411 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:10,360 I just discover a a a new wipe yourself the the toilet paper 412 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:16,520 butt plug. Guys, all right, listen, I'm 413 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,800 gonna get real. Personal Don't tell me. 414 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,200 Don't tell me you have that patent pending. 415 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,880 Guy, I think we should go in on it as a business together, 416 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,920 right? Guys, I want to talk about 417 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,520 wiping for a second. You know that I'm a sitter, 418 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,960 right? I think we all sit to poop, 419 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,960 yeah. Or no, Yeah, yeah. 420 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,120 But I mean, standard. I'm a standard. 421 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,040 I get a Crouch. Oh no, you need the leverage. 422 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,800 I need the leverage and I get in there. 423 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,080 Yeah. To wipe, yeah, Yeah, you've said 424 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,920 that before, yeah. Yeah, I really give it which. 425 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,960 Seems strange, but if that's good for you then. 426 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,160 It's, it's what works for me. It's what I've done my whole 427 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,600 life. So I'm fine with changing it, 428 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,080 you know, until I get old and decorrupted and I can't do that 429 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,120 anymore. I just lean. 430 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,000 Forward. But when I and that's that's a 431 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,480 good idea too. But when I wipe, I'll wipe until 432 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,600 there's no more, right? It's clean. 433 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,240 Yes, I'll get in there. I'll get because I say, you 434 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:09,120 know, they say to enter a little bit with the toilet paper over 435 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,520 your fingers, you want to get in there. 436 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,000 And I do that. Get that crayon out of there. 437 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,920 You got to get the crayon out of there. 438 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,400 That's what the bidet's for, man. 439 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,120 Then you don't. Like wiping a marker. 440 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,280 So I stand. Up I stand up, I pull the pants 441 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,120 out all the way and I'm like, all right, I'm done. 442 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,520 And then I go to wash my hands and it usually takes that pivot 443 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,240 and I feel something right. So then I'll, I'll pull the 444 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,000 pants back down sometimes and I'll get toilet paper again. 445 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,800 I'll wipe again. Fully loaded, fully loaded brown 446 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,720 on there full like untainted sheet of brown. 447 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,480 I'm like, dude, I just did. It was. 448 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,440 Like you didn't do anything. I feel I feel like that's a 449 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,320 skill issue but I can't quite put my finger on it. 450 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,360 I want to. Say that it is, but I get in 451 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,640 there, I do it right and it's clean and I all I do is I stand 452 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,720 up or take a few like steps even or like sometimes it happens 453 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,120 when I'm outside of the bathroom and I feel it and I'm like oh 454 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,280 soap mate right. So then I go back and I wipe and 455 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,160 they're still there and I was like, we just did this battle. 456 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,960 We just did this and. I want a bidet. 457 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,320 There's. More. 458 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,680 What happened nullifies that. I think here's my I. 459 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,560 Use wet wipes. I use I. 460 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,840 Use 100 percent, 100% when they came out with those dude wipes. 461 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,760 Yep. I think I wipe. 462 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,360 I think I wipe and it's like this. 463 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,960 And I ampetizer. I think it starts to fold inside 464 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,360 out, so the inside starts to come out a little bit. 465 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,640 So, so you're saying that your your butt hole prolapses a 466 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,640 little bit? I think it prolapses very 467 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,880 slightly to the point where it reveals more of the subject. 468 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,000 See, that's what that's what that's when you get take your 469 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,800 bare finger and you wipe it down there and you do a little taste 470 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,960 test to really make sense. You need to. 471 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,200 Stop. You're doing that on purpose, 472 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,760 Corn. Flavored and all this to say, I 473 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,480 think the. But I can taste the pork I had 474 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,600 yesterday. Because I think I really need to 475 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,760 fully insert to get it all you know removed. 476 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,680 Right, so I so. Because I'm cursed. 477 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,920 So I think we we really should double down on this toilet paper 478 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,600 butt plug. Yeah, I think it will really 479 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,920 skyrocket. And we have to add like A twist 480 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,880 factor in it as well. We'll put like a Corkscrew 481 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,640 design on it. So yeah, we could. 482 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,400 Use all the stuff like white twisted. 483 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,440 Yeah, and then it looks like one of those like barbershop signs, 484 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,560 but it but you're. Q-tip. 485 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,720 You're Q tipping your butt hole. You're Q tipping your butt hole. 486 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,080 That's exactly what you're doing. 487 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,680 Yeah, yeah. And Q-tip, OK. 488 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,560 And you know, like how like certain things like to clean it, 489 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,560 you like it needs to like vibrate at a certain frequency. 490 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,080 So you could add like a battery pack. 491 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,240 You can add a function, yeah. Like toothbrushes? 492 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,240 It shakes it loose. Yeah, like a toothbrush. 493 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,400 This is turning extremely homoerotic very quickly. 494 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,960 I don't know what you're talking about. 495 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,520 This is a design. This is a. 496 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,000 Bottle I know it's I know it's pride month, but. 497 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,000 Just don't make it something it's not. 498 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,160 Don't. You dare make. 499 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,240 That's exactly what it is. No, you guys. 500 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,880 Are purely a business. Idea 20 The odd idea. 501 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,400 I'm talking about. This is a business idea that's 502 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:11,560 gonna be that is going to be the highlight of people's lives in 503 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,440 the gay butt. Idea, it's a million. 504 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,800 Dollars look, we're we're out of. 505 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:19,040 War with mud butt right now and we really need to eradicate it. 506 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,400 I'm saying, guys, I'm saying. There's no there's no mud butt 507 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,400 with a bidet, the same. I think you might convert me 508 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,080 that way and maybe I'll need an attachment. 509 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,160 It's it's it's it's it's awesome. 510 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,200 But the second I take, the second I do the pivot and I 511 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,600 realize something ain't right. Coming after you I'm. 512 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,040 Because I used to have the I used to have the exact same 513 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,920 problem. Yeah, the wipes the the the dude 514 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:45,440 wipes helped a lot, but the bidet takes care of it all. 515 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,760 Truly does. I'll say this, this vertical 516 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,240 toilet paper handle I I've never seen this. 517 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,880 I work in bathrooms for a living. 518 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,280 I do bathrooms. I've seen it a few times, not 519 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,000 very often. I've never seen this. 520 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,280 Usually they're like wild, they're like an attachment onto 521 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,960 the toilet tank itself and it kind of extends outwards. 522 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,880 I've never seen usually. Out. 523 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,360 Speaking of that, I see it. Hanging out of the. 524 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,880 So there's so there's another idea and I don't think it's 525 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,360 really common in America yet. I think it's in other I've seen 526 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,520 it in other countries like in videos, obviously just so there 527 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,800 is a device that you convert your toilet tank into a hand 528 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,240 washing station and so that you use you use the water from the 529 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,720 toilet tank and it's supposed to, you know, help save some 530 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,360 water or whatever, but. They do that in prisons. 531 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,960 It's a toilet. Right on the toilet tank is the 532 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,560 sink. That makes sense. 533 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,240 You can wash your hands. It's an all in one, not in like 534 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,560 prison, prison, but like in county where they're holding 535 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,320 selling. They've got the sink right 536 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,960 behind or in like those tiny tiny loft apartments in New 537 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,160 York, they do the same thing, little sink in the toilet tank 538 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,240 toilet. So you can have this space here 539 00:28:54,480 --> 00:29:01,360 and then right next to you is the stove, stove, refrigerator. 540 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,600 Yeah. Pressure cooker combo that's 541 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,200 this big with half a hot plate on top, Yeah. 542 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,760 Well. I want to convert my toilet into 543 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,800 an aquarium so that I can see the the the fish can see my 544 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,120 backside as I'm taking a dumper. Those fish are not going to last 545 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,320 for very long. That's where that's where you 546 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:26,360 reload it, tactical reload. Yeah, what up, Danny? 547 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,360 What's? Up now, am I right? 548 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,560 All right. I wrote down everybody's toilet 549 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,720 paper profile that I that I predicted. 550 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,760 OK, are you now? Everybody usually follows the 551 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,680 lineage of their father. OK. 552 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,880 But I initially thought that you guys seemed like backwards kind 553 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,120 of people or under backwards on some people. 554 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,400 Facing the wall behind. The toilet paper roll, which way 555 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,800 does it face? Is it backwards or forwards? 556 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,920 I don't care. I don't either. 557 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,720 I don't, but on average in your house, how do you have it? 558 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,680 I don't have a preference. If I can reach and use the 559 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,360 toilet paper, I'll use it. Because. 560 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,360 Interesting, I swap out toilet paper so fast. 561 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,000 That's true tactical. Reload, Yeah. 562 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,960 I got. I got to go quick. 563 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,040 Yeah, I. Would probably say probably 564 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,400 5545, probably backwards. Backwards. 565 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,400 Yeah. Wow. 566 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,240 OK. He he predicted that I put it on 567 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,840 top of the toilet paper spring instead of like putting it in 568 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,760 and then like a. Like a goblin, like the devil. 569 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,360 I forgot the. Whole rant you. 570 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,160 Grab it and you grab what you need and then you just go and 571 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,720 you RIP it and you just and you're good to go. 572 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,320 Yeah, yeah. That's still the weirdest 1 and 573 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,200 I feel like I've said it on here before, but the strangest thing 574 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,720 to me is and, and I really don't want to know the specifics. 575 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,280 It just that the sounds and you know, the, the visions that it 576 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,960 brings to the mind when you hear the sound. 577 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,040 But being in the stall next to somebody that's, you know, 578 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,760 you're having battle craps, you know, and that's why I'm all 579 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,840 great and dandy. And then you hear them. 580 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,000 They go to wipe and they, you hear them. 581 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,440 You can hear, I can hear everything. 582 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,720 I like your. Background voice. 583 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,280 Wait, there's a whole UTT? There's a whole UTT. 584 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,120 Yeah, I think so. Named butter on toast. 585 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,120 You hear red butter on toast. Yeah, Yep, Yep. 586 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,840 That's it. Yeah, where they just keep wipe, 587 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,040 wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe with the same T's. 588 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,040 They're not folding it. Nothing like what the. 589 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,320 Heck, like I might do like if it's a little bit I might fold 590 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,920 it and do it again. No. 591 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,680 And that's yeah, that's fine. If that's yeah, yeah. 592 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,080 If that's if that's what you like to do, I fold. 593 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,440 One I roll like 3 or 4 depending on the ply. 594 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,160 I'll roll a few pieces together. I'll use it, fold it, use it, 595 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,560 fold it, use it, fold it. My normal is. 596 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,080 Until you can't. Obviously not. 597 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,440 Wow, it's my normal is 4 squares. 598 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,600 You take 4 squares, fold it in half. 599 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,640 OK, there you go. There's your first wipe, so you 600 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,840 can fold that. There's your, there's your 601 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,720 second wipe, and then you can fold that in half. 602 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,560 And then it's. If you need a third, there's a 603 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,360 third. Wow. 604 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,200 So I. See, I do that with the dude 605 00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:01,760 wipes. I actually have a station next 606 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,160 to the toilet and it's basically like just a giant belt Sander 607 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,800 but I replaced the toilet paper and I just walk up top behind to 608 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,960 turn it on to. I mean, you could do like I did 609 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,600 last night. Dear Lord, the mess. 610 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,040 Sit on the toilet pooping and then holding the bathtub, 611 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,320 throwing up into it. No. 612 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,400 Yeah, yeah, I'm. So sorry you were that sick. 613 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,520 It happened. I did it to myself, it's fine. 614 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,720 You did it to yourself. Danny, what's your take on 615 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,880 Totally? 3 Gummies. 616 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,360 'Cause we were talking about that plugs, yeah. 617 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,080 So, so that you can like really get in there and clean it and 618 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,160 then like twist it a little. Bit all the way. 619 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,080 In there after you poop and you just twist. 620 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,920 Yeah, yeah, You know, if you're going to do that, poop. 621 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,520 Preventative though. No. 622 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,600 See if you're going to do that, I want it. 623 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,200 I want an auger bit. Preventative of. 624 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,560 Course I want a drill and an auger bit made out of toilet 625 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,400 paper. Snake drain. 626 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,960 Snake, you don't want to go too fast because something might 627 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,520 cooking, might start cooking, you know? 628 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,400 Snake with some toilet paper on the end of it. 629 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,800 It's really cleaned out all the other pipes. 630 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,000 You're sitting there on all fours, that's going on. 631 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,720 What's all this pink stuff coming up? 632 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,880 Oh. It's hitting my prostate, don't 633 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,040 worry about it. It's my prostate. 634 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:25,880 You're. Clean. 635 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,320 That's all that matters. Wow, it does look clean. 636 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,520 The auger's going to look like a barbershop sign, but instead of 637 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,840 red as brown. Red and brown. 638 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,680 Red and brown. Rooters. 639 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,880 Anal Rooters. Anal. 640 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,400 Rooters. It's just a picture. 641 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,600 It's just a picture of me on this side with a mistake. 642 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,360 Hold on, you know what? My daily aerobics. 643 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,520 Just use the toilet bowl brush. Oh. 644 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,400 It's already there. You know what, you know what, 645 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,640 you can kind of lean forward and you've got the brush and you can 646 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,600 just scrub away, dip it into the water, scrub away, dip it in the 647 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,560 water. When your butt hole's itchy, I 648 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,480 bet that would feel great. The bristles. 649 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,440 And and you can still get clean that way. 650 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,159 I'll tell you I'll, I'll, I'll test this tomorrow, guys. 651 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,400 And you don't need any teepee. Guys, 0 out of 10 would not do. 652 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,840 It zero. I'm in the emergency room 653 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,080 currently, yeah. Guys, I got to say, it's very 654 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:34,600 niche, very neat. I would recommend a soft bristle 655 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,560 toothpaste. Yes, soft bristle toothbrush. 656 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,280 Yeah, you probably want to be careful there's. 657 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,520 Now, actually, now that I mention it, soft bristle 658 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,159 toothbrush. I'm gonna try it. 659 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:45,880 I'm. Good. 660 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,159 What about a cat? Joe, why is that? 661 00:34:49,159 --> 00:34:51,159 Why is it? Why is it only a handle covered? 662 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:54,800 Yeah, a cat, a handle. Cover I just, you know, I just. 663 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,040 Yeah, I mean, I guess as long as you throw the cat out 664 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,360 afterwards, it's. Fine. 665 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,560 Make it clean itself. It's fine. 666 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,000 A cat, I mean, at least the cat's not going to want to come 667 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,320 and lick you normally. Make sure your diet consists of 668 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:11,080 peanut butter and you can just use a dog and then you would 669 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,280 never have to flush because that's. 670 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,000 Better for the environment. I think it is, yeah. 671 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,440 What I do with peanut butter in my spare time is my business. 672 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,560 They'd probably consume the crap on the floor too. 673 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,680 Yeah. So you don't even have to use 674 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,160 the toilet anymore, it saves more. 675 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,120 And then? We think. 676 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,480 A few listeners we had, we've lost them now. 677 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,800 It. Saves water to just use a dog. 678 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,240 That's. Going to be my presidential 679 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:48,320 campaign promise. I'm going to. 680 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,720 Be your vice president, and I'm going to pass a bill where the 681 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,040 president can ride in convertibles again, just so 682 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,280 someone can assassinate you for this idea. 683 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,760 John F. Well said. 684 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:09,720 John F Kennedy, you. Oh no, Alex, though I could live 685 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,000 with that. Why? 686 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,320 Isn't an Alec president in the aftermath because you said you 687 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,200 were vice president, right? Yeah, that's what that would 688 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,320 happen. Then you'd be president. 689 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,280 The moment no, no, the moment I'd be president, I'd step down. 690 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,200 I'm like, I'm not. I'm not dealing with this crap. 691 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,520 Y'all aren't good enough. Secretary of State, and that 692 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,760 would be Vermin Supreme. That's perfect. 693 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,760 Actually is, that's how that's how we get him elected. 694 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,400 And then we and that's, and that's actually the plan. 695 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,920 We didn't even really kill Danny. 696 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,520 We just pretended to kill him. It's not. 697 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,320 Joey in the car. Off in the woods, Bigfoot. 698 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,000 Heck yeah. And Joey is riding in the car 699 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,240 with you, just like JFK's wife was, and he like, screams and 700 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:55,280 leans over you with a Secret Service guy, throws him aside. 701 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,440 He screamed. And then he grabs my penis 702 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,360 instead of my skull that flew out and. 703 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,520 Grabs it. Wait. 704 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,840 And. Who's the shooter? 705 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,920 Who's the shooter? I shooting my old son. 706 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,680 This is the very OK. I guess it has to be made then. 707 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,600 You're shooting him. Nobody's dying for real. 708 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,800 We don't want anybody to die for real. 709 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,040 We want to fake it. Well. 710 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:34,360 Oh yeah, I forgot to load the blanks. 711 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,280 I was running hollow point this entire time. 712 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:42,160 Dang it. Switch my nerf bullets with 713 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,640 incendiaries which? One, you did it. 714 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,560 I'm going to have Alec Baldwin's armor. 715 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:54,080 Set me up. Shouldn't have bought those 716 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:59,480 rounds off of him, Dang it. I told I told Joey this last 717 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,440 night. A. 718 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,360 Little bit off top some of you guys might know I've been 719 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,400 looking at houses. I'm trying to buy a house until 720 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,040 this house that I looked at on Thursday really cool. 721 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,320 The elevator. We gonna. 722 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,480 Probably gonna do it. Oh man, but it's got a freaking 723 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,440 elevator in the house. Yeah, nice. 724 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,840 Yeah. Nice. 725 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,640 Is it smaller than the house that you have right now? 726 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,640 It's a pretty big house. Oh, never mind then. 727 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,680 But essentially, and it's not like don't when you, when I say 728 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,200 elevator, don't think like it's a fancy thing with like a button 729 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,280 or like 2 buttons and you know like. 730 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:39,120 Oh, it's one of those. Dumb waiters, you pull the rope 731 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,400 so it can make it go up. It's actually like a button, but 732 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,200 it's like just a chain that's hooked to a winch that picks a 733 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,720 box up and oh, OK, so no. It's a dumb waiter. 734 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,520 See, but still. So it was an elevator, Yeah. 735 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,600 It it is. It's a dumb waiter. 736 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,320 It it's an well, it's an elevator. 737 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,960 There's a small child of fire. It's just a yeah, yeah. 738 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,160 Or a cat. Or a cat. 739 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,080 Or a cat. Or a load of toilet paper. 740 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,240 Many uses really. And they could be backwards. 741 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,960 No, no. What? 742 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,280 So you go, you go forwards. Who we all go forwards. 743 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,240 That's what we've discovered. I just said I went backwards 744 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,840 though. You're the only one that's 745 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,160 that's backwards. You've separated from the 746 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,400 lineage of your father, though, which is interesting. 747 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:25,600 Well. We all he's. 748 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,120 Forgotten the face of his father. 749 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,800 When when I became a man, I put away childish things. 750 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,840 Yeah. Yes, for those of our. 751 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,160 Listeners who don't know what that is, That's a biblical 752 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,440 reference, sorry. I saw we. 753 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,000 I didn't get it. I didn't get it. 754 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,840 Well, leave it. Leave. 755 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,680 It to Danny to do a biblical. Reference where I did the gun 756 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,160 singer reference. So to be to be fair, there was a 757 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,480 time where I really, I was, I was much as Danny. 758 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,200 I really didn't. I didn't care one way or the 759 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,280 other. I just dealt with it. 760 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,320 And as I, as I get older, yeah, it, whichever way it was put on, 761 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,680 I, I generally would put it on so that it was facing toward me. 762 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,320 But if somebody else did it the other way, I, it, it, it was 763 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,760 whatever. Generally, sometimes I switched. 764 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,320 It if I can, I'll. Normalize toilet. 765 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,280 Towels, guys, I have a pooping disease. 766 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,560 I don't care what way it's facing, right? 767 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,680 No, you're fine. Instead of a preference and 768 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,440 have. I don't care if it's a single 769 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,680 ply, double ply, triple ply, quadruple. 770 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:30,680 Really. I don't. 771 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,840 Care. I would think you would want the 772 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,800 softest stuff you could get. After a. 773 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,200 While the biggest ply you can get. 774 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,360 Right at that point. On a on a bad day, I do care. 775 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,400 Oh, OK, I can start off, you know, on the double ply, but by 776 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,040 the end of the day I need to be like having a nice cold wipe. 777 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,280 Have you, have you, And I'm not trying to be weird or goofy. 778 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,120 Have you have you tried using a bidet? 779 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,960 I have tried using of a day. OK, it it it probably something 780 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,880 I would invest in eventually, but you can. 781 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,120 Hurt us? Yeah. 782 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,720 Especially for Danny, especially for Danny, because then like, 783 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,120 like you said, you have a pooping disease. 784 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,960 So you use that to clean it. And then you do use like just a 785 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,960 little bit of toilet paper to dry yourself off. 786 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,160 Make sure you're clean and you're done. 787 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,360 Yeah, I do. That Oh no, you're paying an 788 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:25,960 extra $5 a month on water, No. By. 789 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,040 The day, as long as it's got the heated seat like the house did 790 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,840 in India, I loved. That that was so nice and the 791 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,840 heated water was really nice also. 792 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,920 Oh boy, that can go one way or the other though, huh? 793 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,040 The heated water. If it gets. 794 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,080 Too hot? Well, you don't want it 795 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,600 scalding. If it's too hot like you got to 796 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,160 perfectly adjust. It I want it boiling when it 797 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,720 comes out. So it melts it. 798 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,960 I got third degree burns on my butt hole. 799 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,960 No, so you get, you just get a temper valve and and make sure 800 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,560 that the temper valve will set it at the right temperature that 801 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,480 you want it. That's that's what I'm planning 802 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,040 on doing eventually. Oil boy. 803 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:05,880 Just a tip on my butt hole. Yes, yes, I can't. 804 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,920 No, actually, all the way in, all the way in is better. 805 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,280 What? What? 806 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,880 I also. That's what my uncle always 807 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,080 says. My uncle. 808 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,440 Uncle Louie. He's right about everything. 809 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:25,560 Well, Uncle Willie, what does he mean by all the way in the 810 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,000 water? Yeah, just the water. 811 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,920 The second, The second of a day spurns me. 812 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,400 I'll never use it. Yeah, just RIP it right out. 813 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,280 I see, I I see you're doing this on purpose so that I can go. 814 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,680 Continualizing it. So that I can it sounds like 815 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,800 it's saying sperm you. Sperm. 816 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,440 No, no. Sperm with an N. 817 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,160 Yeah, no, I get it. But he's doing so that it 818 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,960 activates my nerve. So I wait. 819 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,200 Wait. Joy would do that. 820 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,480 No do. We want sperm again. 821 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,600 Yeah, Joey, once. Burned again. 822 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,320 I make my own. I don't need it from anybody. 823 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,400 Well I need help making some. I'll help you. 824 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,080 I'll make it gravy. Oh man. 825 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,000 In this. We need to we need to put a oh 826 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,280 God, we need to put a warning at the beginning of this UTT this 827 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,400 this one is not friend child friendly. 828 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,840 Yeah, I'll mark this one. If you want I can make AI can 829 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,760 make a warning at the beginning. Probably. 830 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,360 Should. It's OK. 831 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,880 This. Episode is not family. 832 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,640 Friendly. I haven't marked him in a while, 833 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,000 but I'll mark this one. Explicit. 834 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,480 Explicit I'd. Be interested. 835 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,800 To know if those ones are more. Listen, I I, I feel like right? 836 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,320 Wait, what I. Said I'd be interested to know 837 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,160 if those ones got more listings or not if you mark it explicit. 838 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,520 I'm curious. Jamie pulled up. 839 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,200 Yeah, go ahead, Jamie, pull it up. 840 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,120 Oh, it's a penis, Jamie. That's a penis. 841 00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,840 That's homosexual coitus. That's homosexual coitus. 842 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,920 You can't. Say anything? 843 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,400 OK, You can't say anything on June. 844 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,320 So I was, so I was just, I was just reminded of this. 845 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,920 I don't know why, but my train of thought was activated and 846 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,480 I've had a thought earlier this week. 847 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,560 What? This can wait a little bit, but 848 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,360 Joe, Yeah, well, no, baby, if you have the stats up. 849 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,720 I don't. OK, never mind then. 850 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:30,960 Uh, so there, there are different like genres, a 851 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,080 podcast, like there's like story story ones, there's news, 852 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,560 there's what we do, we play games and stuff like that. 853 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,920 Indeed. D&D. 854 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,440 Yeah. You know what? 855 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:47,120 What is a genre, A podcast that you just do not enjoy or feel 856 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:51,280 like either you don't enjoy or you feel or you feel like you. 857 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,200 They shouldn't be a thing because they exploit things too 858 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,400 much. Ones where like they play D&D 859 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,240 and just like kind of talk around for a while. 860 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,720 This. Shouldn't be allowed to exist I. 861 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,520 Hate it here. The ones with, oh, don't get me 862 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,280 wrong, there's these, there's some that are good, but there's 863 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,160 this one that I've listened to on and off through the years 864 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,160 that he's got this short guy and he's just the worst. 865 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,120 And everybody's coming to timing is off. 866 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:27,000 It's just kind of sick. It's kind of they say, but but 867 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,520 as a listener, we don't know that I I hear his voice and I'm 868 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,200 like I. Hear him talk about it, I hear 869 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,440 him talk about it and I I can picture him in my head. 870 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,720 So there was a there was a podcast that I started listening 871 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,680 to. In fact, I think Danny, you had 872 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,400 listened to at a time or two. It was a survival podcast. 873 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,520 Yeah, it was supposed to be and it was done. 874 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,200 I can't remember. It was a she's a comedian, the 875 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,240 lady that does it. I don't remember who it was now, 876 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,520 but it was real. It there was parts of it that 877 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,640 got. No, he's not a comedian. 878 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,520 There you have right. There was parts of it that got 879 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:06,120 weirdly political and it was just, it was, I started 880 00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,520 listening to it because I thought, oh, this might be fun 881 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:12,280 and because it might like actually give me some tips and 882 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,320 tricks and whatnot. And it wasn't any of that. 883 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,000 It was just all goofy. They played games and I felt 884 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,480 like it was falsely advertised. I listened to it if I, you know, 885 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,440 maybe a dozen times and then I just got tired of it and I just, 886 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,440 I just deleted it, quit listening to it because it's 887 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,440 just. Survival podcast. 888 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,240 Yeah, it. Was supposed to be a survival, 889 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:34,160 but it was more of like they play games with it and and there 890 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,800 were a cut. There'd be like a couple of 891 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,360 tips, you know what they thought might work well or wouldn't work 892 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,640 well, but it wasn't done. I've. 893 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:44,400 Never tried this but in a survival situation exactly, let 894 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,000 me tell you what probably might work for you. 895 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,040 Because survival situation is crucial for everybody. 896 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,480 It's not the same for each person. 897 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,280 So this guy comes against a grizzly bear in the wild. 898 00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:01,480 He should lay down, but this guy runs A4 for then like 30 899 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,920 seconds. So he should definitely try to 900 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,240 run. So it's, it's different for each 901 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,360 person. Some guys are really tall. 902 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,880 They could probably fight back, you know, just kind of get that 903 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:14,280 grizzly bear out of their face. In All in all seriousness, I 904 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:18,560 think like podcasts that are just overtly political for no 905 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:20,320 rhyme or reason. Yeah. 906 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,240 Or they just try and put information. 907 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,720 If they're not. Like that they haven't that that 908 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:27,200 hasn't been validated or anything else, right. 909 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,760 I think, I think to kind of to kind of go into that it just, 910 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,520 and I wouldn't call it like a genre, but podcasts that just 911 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,600 push, I don't want to say an agenda. 912 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:42,040 You're an ideal, an ideal that is not everybody's ideal. 913 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,920 I want to say push an opinion because yeah, that's not based 914 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,320 in fact that they can't back up with fact. 915 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,600 It's just this is how I feel. So I'm going to talk about it, 916 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,640 rant about it for 45 minutes. Right. 917 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,440 Because somebody hurt my feelings. 918 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,840 So. I just think those. 919 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,640 Drivers should just keep driving. 920 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,840 I don't see. Anything right that can be in AD 921 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,880 and D podcast that can be in in anything right so. 922 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,640 But I don't think we're political. 923 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,680 But you know, no, no. We're not. 924 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,160 Every once in a while we kind of get that way, but I mean, that's 925 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,240 gonna happen. I like to avoid that. 926 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,720 You know, there's enough turmoil and everything else in the 927 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,640 world. I think we can all kind of just 928 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,000 get along with each other and that doesn't need to come up. 929 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,520 Shouldn't matter the green. So. 930 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:30,120 So the reason I bring this up is because I started, I started 931 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,480 listening to this podcast and I'm not going to name it, but 932 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:36,880 it's a, it's under the genre of like true crime. 933 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,720 So it talks about like actual murders and, and stuff like that 934 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:45,760 that's happened. But the, the person that ran it 935 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:51,320 would actually travel to these like, like these, the families 936 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,800 of the victim and, like, try to get more information out of 937 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,600 them. And. 938 00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,160 And I in my opinion that I don't want if like someone died, like, 939 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,080 let's say my roommate. Yeah. 940 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,200 Like, I don't want people talking to me about like someone 941 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,760 in my family being murdered and then like trying to and then 942 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,560 trying to use that to get more monetary gain through their 943 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,360 podcasts. Yeah. 944 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,840 That kind of seems the little dirtbaggish. 945 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,960 It's scummy, it's scummy, it's. Doochy it's. 946 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,960 Super doochy. So that exploits the poor and 947 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,240 less fortunate by making him compete in games for monetary 948 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,600 value. That's that's pretty bad too. 949 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,440 Pretty Are you talking about Mr. Beast? 950 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,520 I am talking about Mr. Beast. I don't like Mr. Beast either. 951 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,240 Sweet. There's a lot of allegations. 952 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,600 There's a lot of allegations going around him that he just 953 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:46,320 everyone that like is in his videos gets treated like crap if 954 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,080 you're not like a big name. Oh. 955 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,680 Yeah, he's garbage, dude. He does that that. 956 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,800 Must be why he treats me real good then. 957 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,400 Good boy. I'm a big name. 958 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:03,320 No, he so anyone like all the like living conditions of like 959 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,520 people doing like these like games like like real life, like 960 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:12,000 Squid games or like whatever of like 100 people you know, 961 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,920 competing for like a lot of money. 962 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:17,040 The living conditions are very poor. 963 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,240 And if you if you aren't a big name person, everyone treats you 964 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,040 like absolute garbage. Yeah, they want you to stop 965 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,320 playing. Right. 966 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,640 You stop playing, they don't have to pay you. 967 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,000 I want to. I want to take the $1,000,000 968 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000 that I went in his games and then pay my lawyers after I beat 969 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,920 the crap out of him for the lawsuit. 970 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,880 I'll settle, I'll give you your money back, I'll give you your 971 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,120 money back, but you'll never see again. 972 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,880 Not on camera. And then I'll post it to YouTube 973 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,480 and reap the benefits of that video. 974 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,560 Yeah, and. Then not only that does he he if 975 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,680 someone gets hurt, like if they're doing like some kind of 976 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,120 big obstacle course and someone gets hurt, he and they like try 977 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,720 to like sue him. He he doesn't like settle or 978 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,200 anything, he fights it. Yeah, good. 979 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,720 He has the money to do it. I'm glad we're all that's. 980 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,240 Going to bite him in the butt, That's going to bite him in the 981 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,680 butt even worse. If he. 982 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:22,560 Bites it and looks. Right now, just to help pay for 983 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,880 lawyers. It's like, all right, I'm sorry, 984 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,520 you might win for a while, but the moment you know you're 985 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:33,480 looking everything. It's going to be. 986 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,440 That's a whole nother rice. Called his. 987 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,920 Food products are terrible. I've never tried any of them, 988 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,120 that's who. Feastable. 989 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,680 I think cheddar. Well, that's not based in any 990 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,520 kind of fact. That's an opinion. 991 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:49,760 I mean, it's true. Let me look this up then. 992 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:52,840 Just look it up. I think they're pretty tasty and 993 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,680 I. So I didn't I didn't I? 994 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,760 Didn't. Have anything wrong? 995 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,320 Oh well. I happen to like my plastics. 996 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,040 Thing I don't have anything wrong with me. 997 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,560 Besides the raging Crohn's disease, that's beside the point 998 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,200 though. I had that before Mr. Beast was 999 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:14,560 Mr. Beast, so that's. What made him throw up last 1000 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,440 night too? Wait, what? 1001 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:17,800 What? He's aroused. 1002 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,680 What Ronda Rousey? Is that why he's aroused, Mr. 1003 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,680 Beast? Mr. Beast. 1004 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,560 We're talking. About Mr. Beast Disease. 1005 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,840 We're talking about Mr. Beast. And I'm aroused. 1006 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,280 Thank you. I just keep you've done to me. 1007 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,000 Look what you've done to me. You keep saying it, so of course 1008 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,400 you're going to hear it. I just I really. 1009 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,720 Keep saying the deal with. It's like. 1010 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:47,560 Ronda Rousey. Hold on. 1011 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,720 According to According to the environmental workers group Love 1012 00:52:55,720 --> 00:53:02,600 it, who do has been doing this all. 1013 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,000 Crap. According according according to 1014 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,560 this group, feasible dark chocolate the bars. 1015 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,880 This is the only one that I found so far. 1016 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:19,480 Compared to a Snickers bar which rates A4 on their scale. 1017 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,320 One being the like best for you, 10 being the worst. 1018 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,320 The dark chocolate Mr. Beast bars score an 8. 1019 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,920 Yeah 'cause they have like. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold 1020 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,520 on hold. That was my, that was my whole 1021 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,520 group. You but you said their scale. 1022 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,320 Their scale is A1 being the best for you 10 being the worst is 1023 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,120 what you said right Yes, and they rated a Snickers bar a 1024 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,920 four. That's what I there is so much 1025 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,640 sugar and process. Well, their their scale's 1026 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,560 broken. No, I'm not saying Mr. Beast is 1027 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,280 better than I'm not. It may be. 1028 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,080 Much worse but you. As much as you. 1029 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,960 Don't. Want to admit it? 1030 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,240 Mr. Beast is a fellow content creator. 1031 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:06,520 OK, we are content creators, so we have to align with. 1032 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,080 Just because people don't like us, so you. 1033 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,960 Know. I'm with him so that he sends up 1034 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,240 some of that money and he can mistreat me every single day. 1035 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,160 I don't want to send him his dirty money to be. 1036 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,600 Fair. That's one of your Kingdom. 1037 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,880 Mistreatment is one of your house. 1038 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,880 For 90 days, and if I don't leave, I'll get to keep $50 1039 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,400 million. I will do it. 1040 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:32,200 He can spank me, he can whip me, he can film me naked and I'll 1041 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,680 be. OK, you can't say all the things 1042 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,160 that you like and act like it's a punishment. 1043 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:41,120 I would enjoy every second. No. 1044 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,520 Please don't pay me for my kinks. 1045 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,640 No. Jeez. 1046 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,800 I'm sorry that went too far. I'm just kidding. 1047 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,520 But to be fair, it depends on the person. 1048 00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,360 It does depend on the person. In that aspect. 1049 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,640 It's like, OK, I'll let him mistreat me for $50 million 1050 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,400 after three months. You said a lot of people would 1051 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,800 would go for that. I am too anxious. 1052 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,160 I am too anxious and too high strength to be able to handle. 1053 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,480 I would snap and I'd kill him. I didn't kill myself. 1054 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,720 So it's not worth it. Some people can do it, and if 1055 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,160 they can, good for them. So from the same people, the 1056 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:28,160 environmental workers group, the milk chocolate from Mr. Mr. BI 1057 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,720 almost, said Mr. Bond, Mr. B. Mr. Bond. 1058 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:36,760 I said Mr. Bond, but so Snickers rated A4 his milk chocolate 1059 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,840 rates A5, so it's not that much worse. 1060 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,360 So I don't, I don't. I think there is some 1061 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:45,640 consistencies to their scaling. Maybe they had a bad chocolate 1062 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,600 ball. Maybe, I don't know, Mr. Beast, 1063 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,160 Maybe it's just a dark chocolate. 1064 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,680 He's got a dead smile, and if everyone has thumbnails, he's 1065 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,880 airbrushed to look like a plastic freak. 1066 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,080 There's no soul behind his eyes. Yeah. 1067 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,280 Completely soulless, he sold his soul. 1068 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,640 So, so I've been so just just now I've been reading that. 1069 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,280 How many content leaders have? Well some people say they prefer 1070 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:10,240 his his chocolate to Hershey's and I I think a Hershey's bar is 1071 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,400 one of the best chocolates personally. 1072 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,280 You've not had a. You've not had a feastable then. 1073 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,240 No, I haven't actually. It says it says here feastables 1074 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:21,400 are due to their nutritional. It's a feastable. 1075 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,760 Composition feastable snacks can be an excellent addition to 1076 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:28,800 various dietary plants. That's from a website called 1077 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,600 Hill Country Chocolate. That's from a feasible called 1078 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,400 that's from a website calledfeasibles.com that's. 1079 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:39,840 What it sounds like they're bought and sold. 1080 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,440 All I know is Gordon Ramsay said his chocolate was good so. 1081 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,440 Again bought and. Like, it tastes good. 1082 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,200 That's fine. Yeah. 1083 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,400 I don't know, Like, who cares? I just. 1084 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:55,120 I'm sorry, Mr. Bees $5 million to try my chocolate. 1085 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,800 This Mr. Beast guy, he's got great chocolate. 1086 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,480 It's a. Yes. 1087 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,800 Donald Trump, he bought the president. 1088 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,080 Danny on Musk sucks. Why don't you go do more 1089 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:12,000 ketamine? And he will. 1090 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,280 And he will. But that's political. 1091 00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:16,720 That's. Political. 1092 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:17,960 We don't talk about it. It's funny we. 1093 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,000 Won't talk about it. Yeah, it's kind of funny, yeah. 1094 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,520 It's like watching a breakup happen in real life. 1095 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,000 It really is. Yeah, it's like. 1096 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,880 It's like we're the freshmen in high school and we get to watch 1097 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,640 the seniors break up over social media. 1098 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,520 I I am I have my opinion about that. 1099 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,040 I think it was done on purpose, but. 1100 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,720 Could be. I don't care either way. 1101 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,920 I don't have Tesla stock. But 911 was an inside job, so. 1102 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,720 And there is no Bay of. Play back on there. 1103 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,560 There is no Bay of Pigs. There's no Bay of Pigs. 1104 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,760 OK, I went there and I didn't see a single pig. 1105 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,280 I. Want a big one. 1106 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:55,240 I was wrong about the feastables the I know they are. 1107 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,440 Despite them having a little bit more salt than lunchables they 1108 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,640 are. They do have more nutritional 1109 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,920 value. And you? 1110 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,320 Need. Is that a lunchable? 1111 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,280 You need salt. But it's a it's a very high 1112 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,440 vault. You need salt, yes, but. 1113 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,680 Drink water with it bro, drink water with it. 1114 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:17,960 Unless you are 80 years old and you have a doctor thing. 1115 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,520 Dude, drink a lot of water with yourself. 1116 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:25,320 You are perfectly fine. Sodium is not as big a deal as 1117 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,920 most people say. Throw. 1118 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,200 Some potassium and magnesium in there. 1119 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,760 It's called electrolytes. It helps you absorb your water. 1120 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:33,120 Science. With. 1121 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,160 A side of rib eye. There you go, get it that way. 1122 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:42,640 Too side of Danny. Slathered in butter. 1123 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:51,120 Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise. 1124 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,520 Mayonnaise. We got a quick ad read for you 1125 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,200 today. We have a generous company 1126 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,000 that's come to us and and offered us a buttload of money. 1127 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,840 So today the main new podcast is brought to you by Anal Rooter. 1128 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,560 You ever have that pesky little turret that's stuck up in there 1129 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,360 and you can feel it, You feel like it's just slather its way 1130 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,200 down your lower intestine, but you don't have the 40 minutes it 1131 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,800 takes for it to get that thing out. 1132 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,960 You're needed back on the line. You're needed back on that very 1133 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,480 important concrete pour. Well, you call this number right 1134 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:27,040 here one 800-8885 six anal and for legal. 1135 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,160 Reasons. That's not for legal reasons. 1136 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,760 That's not a real number. Don't interrupt me. 1137 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,000 Oh, it could. Be a real. 1138 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,800 Number and they'll stick that pipe right up there look at that 1139 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:42,760 pesculo turn out you mentioned the main menu podcast you'll get 1140 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:48,760 10% off your first router welcome routers where we get. 1141 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:49,960 That. Scooter. 1142 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,240 Partake in your first class of anal ropics. 1143 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:00,520 I'm sold.