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The mini podcast presents C&D 
under the table. 

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So Dead Rain 4 is written, I 
just have to finish a few 

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details and then finish the 
discord and you guys are I, I 

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think. 
What did I say? 

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Discord. 
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Oh yeah, I meant rule 20. 
OK. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, you guys are going to. 
I think you're going to love it.

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He's all he's giddy with 
excitement. 

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I I am. 
I I am. 

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Yeah, I think it's going to be. 
Great. 

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I'm very excited for it. 
I feel like they keep getting 

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better and better. 
I feel like this one is better 

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than the other ones. 
I started out not really knowing

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what direction to take. 
You know how I am I'm I'm nerdy 

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when it comes to science stuff. 
So like I've been really looking

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into the whole idea of Ultra 
Cure and how it could possibly 

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work and. 
Yeah, we learned. 

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We learned a lot with prions is 
a real thing. 

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Yeah, I did too, actually. 
I in in researching like I knew 

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of them. 
I knew of Jacobs Crutchfeld's 

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disease, which most people know 
as mad cow. 

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Yeah, there's the I just had the
other one in my head too that I 

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know of. 
Oh, chronic wasting disease, 

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which effects. 
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Yeah. 
And they can pass and you know, 

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the right thing were to happen 
it it wouldn't create, you know,

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necessarily the mindless zombies
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But. 
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Definitely no. 
Not at first, but it could 

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definitely do something like the
movie Crazies. 

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Yeah, it's a good movie. 
Yeah, actually it was. 

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It was neat. 
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was that it was right here in 
Iowa, not very far from. 

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Here, Yeah, yeah. 
They're trying to make it. 

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Cedar Rapids. 
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Yeah, I remember that. 
Yeah, about an hour and a half 

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away from me. 
Yeah, I think it's a fictional 

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town that they used, right. 
Something springs, I don't 

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remember. 
Maybe. 

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It was definitely right next to 
Cedar Rapids. 

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I just can't remember if it was 
fictional and. 

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I'll pull it up. 
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I mean, Jamie, Jamie will pull 
it up. 

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Yeah, Jamie always pulls it up. 
I did not know that's a remake. 

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It is. 
Oh, yeah. 

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OK, so it is such a fictional 
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Yeah. 
Ogden Marsh, but there is a town

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of Ogden, so. 
It's a Romero movie. 

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I didn't know that. 
I didn't either. 

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Ogden That does kind of make 
sense, but it says many of the 

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scenes were actually filmed in 
Linux. 

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Iowa is a bad debt. 
In fact, a lot of a lot. 

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Of Linux. 
A lot of actors come from Iowa. 

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A lot of, really. 
Neat things from Iowa. 

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Actually, the only people I know
of from Iowa is the band 

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Slipknot. 
Oh, I don't know about them. 

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Dan Aykroyd know who that is. 
He's from Webster City, in fact.

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No way. 
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Wow wow. 
I believe it was Webster City. 

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Anyway, I could be wrong about 
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I'm pretty sure it was Webster 
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So it is. 
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half, a little more, but almost 
two hours away from me. 

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OK, so it is. 
I would have filmed it in 

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Lehigh. 
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It's got that creepy small town 
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Yeah, that's like too small 
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Probably from what they were 
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I don't know, it might have been
about right. 

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I mean I don't remember a lot of
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if. 
You know, some of this, a few 

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downtown shots. 
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town. 
I don't. 

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Know, does Leroy even have it 
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
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Des Moines for about 1/2 hour or
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Something in there? 
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Pretty. 
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looked at rabbit holes. 
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Ogden Marsh. 
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last year. 
Oh, did you? 

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Yeah, for the first time since a
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aged really well. 
It's a good movie, probably one 

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of the better zombie movies out 
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how real it is. 
Like it just felt so practical, 

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like. 
Yeah, it wasn't going to, 

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really. 
Happen. 

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Yeah, it did. 
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It felt, it felt a lot more 
realistic just because they 

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weren't, you know, I really 
don't expect zombie, if there 

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ever is in some kind of a zombie
outbreak, I really don't expect 

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them to be, you know, mindless 
eating machine. 

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It's more fantastical that way. 
It really is, Yeah. 

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And and the whole undead thing, 
like, oh, I have to hit him in 

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the brain, you know? 
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Scaly. 
It is. 

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It's the The prospect is 
absolutely frightening. 

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Yeah. 
Especially if it's a World War Z

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kind of a. 
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I always favor in the fiction 
that I write. 

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I always favor the slow movers. 
Yeah, because it's more of a 

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slow burn and I really amp up 
the the power. 

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Yeah, because it's the 100% of 
the human anatomy all the time. 

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No fatigue. 
You get grabbed. 

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Like it's not going to ever let 
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You got to chop the thing's hand
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Really. 
Right. 

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Like yeah, because it breaking 
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That it has that feral instinct.
It's it's hungry, it needs fuel.

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Yeah, creepy. 
Yeah, that I think. 

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And I think that was what, like 
drew me. 

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And like I, I always kind of 
liked zombies as a kid and as a 

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teenager, but they scared me to 
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If I actually watched a zombie 
movie, yeah, I wouldn't sleep 

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right for the next two or three 
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Yeah, I used to be. 
I used to have an unrealistic 

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fear of being eaten alive. 
Really. 

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I mean, it was. 
It's not a good way to go. 

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No, no, definitely not. 
But it was. 

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It was. 
Two people have gone that way. 

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It was just to, yeah, it was to 
the like, even like the thought 

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of sharks or animals or whatever
even it didn't have. 

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To be bears. 
Even 15 years ago, I still that,

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I still carried that. 
I get that. 

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Man, working overnights where I 
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scared to death that something 
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corner and try and eat. 
Anything you don't want to be 

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eaten. 
Now, I mean, now it doesn't 

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bother me. 
I mean, I'm obviously not going 

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to try to get eaten. 
It's not a crippling fear that 

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more like an anxiety wasn't 
really a crippling fear. 

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It was more like an anxiety 
caused anxiety and. 

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Yeah, that's not good. 
That's not healthy. 

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No. 
Of those irrational fears. 

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Yeah, not, not good to have 
those. 

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It's not. 
It's not healthy. 

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No, Nope. 
Not even a little. 

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There was a social media guy 
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Danny was was talking about it. 
He knew he knew him, but his 

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wife said that he just died and 
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just never woke up. 
Oh, that's so. 

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It's sad, but that's the way to 
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I forgot. 
I don't even know his name. 

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Dang it, I never. 
Heard of somebody? 

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Yeah, I I think I heard of 
somebody earlier this week. 

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Yeah, it was just this week, I 
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Oh, I think it was Jacinda 
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She that sounds right. 
She was 28. 

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But I don't see there's a 
fashion influencer, Brazilian 

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fashion influence, Honduras. 
There's another Brazilian. 

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Oh, there was Rafaela del 
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He was a Brazilian influencer 
killed in a fatal car accident. 

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I think that was one that I also
saw. 

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Yeah. 
Nothing that I see. 

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Anybody. 
Tick Tocker. 

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Is he a tick tocker? 
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sounds like Bruce Lee's death. 
He he died, I think. 

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So he had a headache and I, I 
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this, how timely it is, but he 
had a headache and they were his

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wife. 
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correctly, his wife was 
preparing dinner and he I think 

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he took some some aspirin or 
Tylenol or something. 

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It's kind of funny with things 
in the news lately about. 

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Oh yeah. 
And what's that? 

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Jeez, autism. 
Autism creating autism. 

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But anyway, I don't think that's
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But he went to sleep on the 
couch and don't remember. 

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The way to do it? 
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Personally, I'd rather die in 
battle. 

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Valhalla. 
Yeah, that's not even a Valhalla

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thing. 
But I mean, I I'd rather go out 

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with a bang, huh? 
Doing some. 

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Britches. 
Steve Riches, Steve. 

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Britches. 
Yeah, Britches. 

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Oh, OK. 
Britches. 

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Yeah, he's a, he's a tick 
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Yeah, I'm looking for his 
account name. 

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Jeez. 
It's a lot of dead influencers 

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in the news. 
Jeez. 

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Yeah, there was quite a few. 
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that. 
Did you go to the No Kings 

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protests? 
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So. 
So I drove. 

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I drove past where they were 
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It's the same place that they 
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town. 
They had one in Fort Dodge. 

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Oh yeah, they did it the last 
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They, they had one here the last
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know, like the sidewalk in front
of Target was pretty much full. 

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There was probably 606070 
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sitting out there. 
It's not that many. 

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No, not really. 
Today there was three people 

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standing out there, all talking 
on the sidewalk. 

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One was in some kind of 
ridiculous outfit. 

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And as I drove past, I, and I 
know I'm showing my political 

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affiliation here a little bit, 
but as I drove past, I stuck my 

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head out the window and I said 
Trump said thank you. 

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Yeah, he did. 
I happen to. 

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I definitely don't agree with 
the man on everything. 

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I am definitely not some sort of
a sycophant, but I do love how 

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he trolled him and he's like, he
thanks a lot guys for letting 

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me, you know, for stopping that 
king thing. 

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Some guy taking over like and I 
was really scared that some guy 

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was going to come and come in 
and take over and become a king 

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for a minute. 
You guys stopped that. 

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I really appreciate it. 
Good thing I'm still president 

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though, yeah? 
He did, Yeah. 

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That was how he ended it. 
Absolutely hilarious. 

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I said man, heck yeah. 
Go buddy. 

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Did you go to the No Kings 
protest? 

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No kings, no kings. 
Yeah, I have AI have a funny 

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name for it. 
Is it? 

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I see everything for it. 
It's an anti Trump thing. 

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It's like the biggest protest in
history or whatever I call it. 

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Lib. 
Con. 

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Lib. 
Con. 

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They all dress up and they go 
out and meet each other and it's

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real. 
It's really cute. 

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Yeah, because one of them was 
dressed up. 

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So and here's a funny thing and 
you guys can live this up if you

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want. 
I just this this week, I just 

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purchased. 
I haven't got it yet but I 

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purchased another bottle of 
bottle of Bourbon and it's 

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called Tiers of the Left. 
Oh OK. 

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And I've heard, I've heard 
another one do that too. 

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Yeah, so, and I don't, I'm not 
sure who even makes it. 

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I, I, I didn't see like, like 
who was making it or whatever. 

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But so they've got like 5 
different releases and there's 

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five different comedians backing
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And this first one is Rob 
Schneider. 

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So along with the bottle I get, 
I get a stone tear that you can 

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freeze, you know, And that's 
your, that's your. 

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Ice. 
Cream, which I don't love those,

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but I, I, I don't think they 
work all that well, but I think 

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it should. 
It'll be interesting to have 

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that. 
But then I get a card signed by 

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Rob Rob Schneider, so. 
Nice. 

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Yeah, and maybe the bourbon will
even be good. 

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I don't know. 
We're hoping, yeah. 

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Salty tears. 
Tears. 

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Of the left tears. 
I mean, honestly, to be fair, to

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be fair, I'm not going to get 
super political because I mean, 

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I don't really care all that 
much about politics in general. 

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I am neither left nor right. 
I'm at this beautiful place 

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called the Center where everyone
should be. 

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But, you know, that's just me as
weird. 

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But on honestly, can we just 
look at what has actually 

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happened, what Trump, President 
Trump has actually done or 

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whatever? 
Look at the president that you 

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love the most in the history 
that you've been alive. 

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And don't be like, oh, Abraham 
Lincoln. 

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Yeah. 
Freeing the slaves is a big one.

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We can all get behind freeing 
the slaves. 

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Yes. 
OK. 

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But modern history. 
You love the president. 

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You loved him like, oh, greatest
president since, if you will, 

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Abraham Lincoln, if you want, 
whichever. 

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Who cares? 
Yeah. 

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And then tell me what they did. 
A lot of people will will in 

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fact, say President Obama. 
And I will answer. 

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I don't hate President Obama. 
I've never hated him once. 

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I did. 
I don't hate President Biden. 

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Former President Biden never 
hated him once. 

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Felt very sorry for him through 
most of his presidential career 

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because that's just geriatric 
abuse what they did to him. 

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But you know, that's just me. 
Like and that on a real note, 

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it's like they paraded this dude
up who had no idea what was 

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going on and said, say this, do 
this now, jump monkey, dance 

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monkey. 
I felt bad for him. 

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I was like, dude, let the guy 
retire. 

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Let him go home and do what he 
wants to do, like stare at a 

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wall or something. 
Whatever he needs to do within. 

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Legal realms. 
Hello, let's live in. 

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Legal rooms, sure, let him. 
Let him go home and just retire.

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The chocolate chip ice cream. 
I want to see how fast his paint

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dries. 
Wow, that's fun. 

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You know, by Biden was one I did
not like just because there were

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so many videos, you know, 
floating around of him sniffing 

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little girl's hair and being 
creepy. 

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And, Oh yeah, you know. 
Showering with his daughter and 

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you know, all that kind of crazy
nonsense and let's know. 

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How much on his lap? 
Yeah, makes me excited. 

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Look at your president and see 
what they've done. 

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What have they done but for the 
ideal that you want and you know

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what's really funny? 
Most of the presidents haven't 

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really done anything for the 
ideal that you voted for them to

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do whether and you can then go 
well, Congress didn't allow it. 

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This didn't allow it. 
Yes, that should tell you that 

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it's not presidents. 
But there is A and I'm not 

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getting super conspiratorial 
here either. 

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I'm not saying there's a big, 
dark, deep right Big Brother who

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controls everything, but I am 
saying there is a there's a 

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regime that controls pretty much
everything. 

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That makes it so the president 
can't make these big decisions, 

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whether it be let's lower taxes 
and have everyone take more home

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in their paycheck. 
That's not who can just who 

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disagrees with that? 
That's that's the whole idea 

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though of not having any. 
There isn't 1. 

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Man 1. 
The president has more power in 

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than any one person, but that's 
why they're supposed to be the 

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checks and balances and and you 
know, so that there are some 

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good things and bad things. 
The whole, the whole COVID 

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mandate that was taking place 
and they were started, You know,

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Biden passed the not past, but 
wrote into his executive order 

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that you know, oh, you, 
everybody has to get a shot or 

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you can't work. 
I was, I was fixing to lose my 

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job. 
Had there not been those checks 

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and balances, I, I would have 
been unemployed. 

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I'm. 
Not. 

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Not sure what to do because I 
wasn't going to get it. 

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I didn't want. 
Anything. 

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To do with it. 
And that's not a political 

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decision either. 
That's a personal decision. 

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And that's not me going All 
vaccines are evil. 

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Get rid of it. 
I'm not standing here staying 

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there. 
I will gladly admit that because

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of the polio vaccine, polio is 
all but extinct and we're happy 

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for it. 
We're here for it. 

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The two thumbs way up for the 
poli for some great vaccines. 

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But then I will look at the 
numbers on the COVID vaccine 

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that said, hey, we honestly 
don't even know what this does 

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right now. 
Yeah, when you say that. 

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About a vaccine that makes me 
not want to take it. 

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I don't know if that's weird. 
I'm not trying to be 

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conspiratorial or they're trying
to poison us. 

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That's not my goal. 
But when you go, yeah, you 

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should get a vaccine. 
Why? 

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Or to keep you from getting 
COVID. 

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But it didn't. 
I don't understand. 

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I I took the I put the vaccine. 
I took the vaccine. 

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I. 
Don't get the flu shot either, 

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right? 
I don't get the flu shot either.

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And it's not because the flu 
shots killing me, it's because I

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will get the flu whether I get 
the shot or not. 

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I'm just not going to get the 
shot. 

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I don't care. 
I'm. 

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Still going to get the flu now. 
I'm good, totally fine, yeah. 

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I've had 70 boosters. 
I said no adverse side effects. 

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You man, you got boosted over 
fully. 

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I got the booster and now I'm 
through the splatters fuel. 

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Yeah, I want with a bit. 
High on life, man I'll. 

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Tell you what, that's one of my 
that's one of my bucket list 

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items. 
Do you guys ever want to get me 

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a birthday present or Christmas 
present? 

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About a vaccine. 
No, a jet pack. 

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Jet pack. 
A jet. 

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Pack definitely. 
I would like a jet pack too, but

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yeah. 
I'll I'll settle for a Johnson V

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Johnson. 
I didn't know they made jet 

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packs. 
All right, I'm down. 

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If the military has them, then 
we should too. 

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Yeah, Dang it. 
Wait, does the military have 

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them? 
When did we get jet pack 

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troopers? 
Oh, there's been. 

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That was like Call of Duty 
Advanced Warfare. 

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I forgot that they had that. 
My bad. 

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They were there A. 
Year or so ago, maybe a couple 

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years, I don't know. 
The last five years have 

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blinked. 
For me. 

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There are jet packs, but there 
was there appeared to be a 

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private individual a couple of 
years back that was flying and I

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don't even remember where it was
at, but some people witnessed a 

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man flying around and looked 
like he had a jet pack. 

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But nobody the Navy. 
The Navy has something like that

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but instead of like fire uses. 
Water, yeah, it's a ship to ship

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thing that's been around for a 
minute. 

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I'd I'd definitely even use 
that, but like I would 

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absolutely. 
And and I'm so crazy and I'm 

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probably too big for it 
currently, but I would love to 

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even do like a wing suit or 
probably probably Hang Gliding. 

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Is the safe the? 
Flying Squirrel man. 

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I'd love to just like, fly 
through the air on some kind of 

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personal craft. 
I. 

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Will even if it was to be. 
Falling I would I would jump out

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of a plane. 
I I hear a lot of people say. 

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I think you have to be far more 
physically fit than what I am to

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be able to sustain your flight. 
I think Hang Gliding would be a 

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lot better. 
Or even like those motorized 

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ones like little the little. 
Paragliding, parents say. 

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Like paragliding. 
Paragliding, yeah. 

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But I wouldn't like the drone. 
Personally because your lack of 

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control in that the paragliding 
by itself and hand gliding seems

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to be a high a whole science of 
itself. 

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I could see doing a wingsuit 
though. 

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Like I would jump out of a 
plane. 

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I would. 
I think you do. 

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All right with it, yeah. 
'Cause you guys would. 

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Love to hold that position. 
Yeah, I loved it when I did the 

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the skydiving chamber. 
The indoor skydiving, I've done 

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that. 
Before that was amazing, 

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absolutely amazing. 
Paid like $200 to do 2 sessions 

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of 60 seconds. 
Yeah, pretty. 

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A lot of money, but it was it 
was fun, Yeah. 

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I think the best part was. 
Seeing well, the best part was 

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seeing the instructor do it 
because it's like a, you know, 

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two-story chamber and he's like 
running up the wall and jumping 

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like all the way down and the 
air is catching him. 

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I was like, what? 
It's insane things they do. 

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Well, so. 
Excuse me, expensive. 

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My, my father-in-law is the one 
that, sorry, I was just 

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coughing. 
He was big in a skydiving for 

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quite a few years. 
So he knew what he was doing. 

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So when he, he's the one that 
paid for it and everything. 

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And but he jumped out into the 
stream and then kind of look at,

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looked at the instructors 
because we were in like an old 

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grain, grain silo. 
And he just took off, just took 

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off towards the top. 
He was going, he was going to 

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touch the top. 
And the instructor kept looking 

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at him, you know, like get out, 
get out. 

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And he just kept going. 
He wasn't listening. 

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And the instructor started to 
get out there and run, run out 

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and jump into the stream and 
take off after him. 

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And he, he, he's like, OK, he 
came back down. 

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Yeah. 
He's a rebel like that. 

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It's so loud he can't talk in 
there. 

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If there's any 11 adrenaline 
rush but like activity that I 

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would do that I'm wouldn't be 
scared to do is probably bungee 

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jumping. 
Oh, that's definitely one I 

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wouldn't want to do. 
Yeah, I don't want to do that. 

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Oh, yeah, there's been too many,
too many people that they're 

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like, Oh, yeah, the cord's, the 
cord's good, you know, and you 

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fall and it's too short or they 
nobody inspected it and it snaps

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and no. 
Let me ask you something. 

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Let me ask you something. 
Let me right? 

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Have you seen that? 
I no I haven't. 

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Mean funny. 
There's another one where they 

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they push the guy off and then 
they throw a loose cord after 

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him to make him think that he's 
disconnected. 

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Oh my goodness, it's. 
Pretty diabolical. 

431
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,400
OK, I'm having my. 
That's terrible. 

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00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,800
Trap myself. 
Uh huh, Uh huh. 

433
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,240
Hi, Danny. 
Hey, baby. 

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He's on the air. 
Mike's muted. 

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Muted. 
Dang it. 

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00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:06,920
Frustration sets it. 
You could see me jump through my

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00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,400
camera. 
Oh, Danny, I'm guessing Joey 

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sent you the intro for IKEA. 
No. 

439
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,400
No, no. 
Was it just me? 

440
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,160
Yeah. 
Am I special? 

441
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,680
Hell yeah. 
I wanted it. 

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Special because you took the 
vaccine. 

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In 17 boosters. 
Through Jesus, there's no one 

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else like me. 
Yes, love it, so very excited. 

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To use my voice tonight. 
Yeah. 

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Oh, are we doing Death Mess 
Island or are we doing Dead Rain

447
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4? 
We're. 

448
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Doing death match. 
Oh. 

449
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,280
Death match. 
I did not. 

450
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,960
We play. 
Ourselves in death match. 

451
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:52,760
Right, so I posted your 
character in after hours RP and 

452
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,600
out of your character sheet all 
ready. 

453
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Character quit. 
In the roll 20 the roll 20 link 

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Dr. will be here any. 
Minute. 

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So is there anything I noticed? 
I noticed that my character 

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sheet appeared to be done. 
Is there anything else that I 

457
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,960
need to do? 
No, I didn't see anything. 

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00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,840
OK, I did. 
I did make some small 

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modifications for my story. 
All right. 

460
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,720
I think you'll appreciate. 
It I I didn't even know you sent

461
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,720
me a character. 
So, as usual, you've got me with

462
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,640
my trousers down. 
That's the best place to find 

463
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,560
you. 
Yeah. 

464
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,000
Once you open up the roll 20 
links you should have your 

465
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,360
character or you got to log in 
and then I can assign it to you 

466
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,240
clearance. 
To you first SCP. 

467
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,320
Essentially be. 
Talking about SCP. 

468
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,120
I see what you're saying. 
Yeah, let me go ahead and. 

469
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,800
Oh, Danny's listening to the 
Thing. 

470
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,000
I was like, what's Cheddar 
saying? 

471
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,840
You can. 
Be debriefed for every SCP from 

472
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,080
now on. 
SCP. 

473
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,640
I'll debrief. 
Yeah, class Euclid. 

474
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,520
I love debriefed myself. 
Thank you, sounds really good. 

475
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,520
Oh, you like the the? 
Grittiness in my voice. 

476
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,600
Yeah, I do. 
It sounds I. 

477
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,560
Love that you're I love that 
you're censoring like where 

478
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,040
where it needs to be censored. 
I. 

479
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,080
Love that. 
No, in the recording. 

480
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,440
In the recording I was like. 
Yeah. 

481
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,280
It. 
Just makes it some more 

482
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,160
realistic. 
And then censoring where it 

483
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,280
needs to be censored instead of 
3 words later, you're like, oh 

484
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,840
wait, crap, no wrong word. 
So funny though. 

485
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,120
That'd be like a hilarious like 
the newbie is supposed to be 

486
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,160
censoring it, but he didn't and 
he's just like. 

487
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,920
And so we're at this IKEA in 
Fort Dodge, IA. 

488
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,600
I mean redacted no. 
Yeah. 

489
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:46,520
I mean a list of like I want to 
say it was nine other ones that 

490
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,280
I'm going to do episodes on, but
one of them, the last one's 

491
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,400
going to be a 2 parter, so. 
Yeah, there you go. 

492
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,200
And that's what happened to Site
13. 

493
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,640
You never hear about site 13. 
It's 1730. 

494
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:05,240
So they have two different types
of like data like restrictions, 

495
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,560
like they had the redacted, but 
then they also have a special 

496
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,840
one called Data Expunged. 
Yeah. 

497
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,520
So like and I know there was a 
podcast that I listened to and 

498
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,280
he did two different sound 
effects for that. 

499
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,360
Huh. 
Huh, Joey, did you get my 

500
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,920
picture for my character? 
Oh yes, I did. 

501
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,880
OK, that is a were we. 
Supposed to send you pictures. 

502
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,200
Where are we? 
Supposed to? 

503
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,520
Nope, you don't need them. 
Oh, you don't. 

504
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,400
We don't need them. 
But I assigned it to your 

505
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,720
character Danny so you can see 
it. 

506
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,320
That is a real life serial 
killer. 

507
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,280
Nice. 
Did you did you want mine? 

508
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,960
Because I have one for Rufus. 
If you got them, yeah. 

509
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,000
Yeah, it's Ed. 
Ed Haynes. 

510
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,240
I don't know if you guys know 
who that is. 

511
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Oh yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

512
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,920
I don't know. 
Ed Haynes, OH. 

513
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,360
Oh, that's how they made. 
That's where they made the 

514
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,640
underwear. 
Yeah. 

515
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,800
So, so I'm just going to kind of
talk like this. 

516
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,200
Though, Oh my. 
You've been watching Monster on 

517
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,960
Netflix, haven't you? 
We'll find another way out of 

518
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,640
this. 
Get that Jezebel whore away from

519
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,760
you. 
Yeah, you can. 

520
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,640
You can send her over my way. 
I know how to take care of a 

521
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,040
whore. 
She was asking for it, I tell 

522
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,400
you. 
What? 

523
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:17,880
Hair. 
We don't. 

524
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,600
We don't send. 
Yeah, no, it's not sin. 

525
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,280
But the build. 
Is something I like to do above 

526
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,920
the building. 
What a building. 

527
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,880
Yes, indeed. 
So I'm hard listening to all the

528
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:37,080
seasons all over again just so I
can start building the quiz 

529
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,520
during the Zetas. 
Oh yeah, Few months, Few months.

530
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,920
It's coming up. 
I just finished listening to 

531
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,600
season 3 of Dead Rain. 
Loved it. 

532
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,800
Fantastic. 
Loved visiting it again, even 

533
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,120
the racist episode. 
Even the racist episode. 

534
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,320
Yeah, it wasn't racist. 
And then and then listening to 

535
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,640
the ZDS afterwards, I totally 
forgot about the commercial that

536
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,760
we did. 
Yeah, the commercial is good. 

537
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,440
Until the end, and then I'm 
listening to him like this is 

538
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,360
the greatest thing. 
Ever. 

539
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,640
I absolutely love. 
This the the whole ad Lib thing 

540
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,720
that you guys did was fun or no?
That was the first game show. 

541
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,000
Yeah, the first game. 
Show. 

542
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,600
Yeah. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

543
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,160
Yeah, but no the actual. 
Segments. 

544
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,720
Edit the actual edited 
commercial. 

545
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,800
DD. 
Was fantastic. 

546
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,160
Yeah, I did the whole script. 
Yeah, you did. 

547
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,320
Oh yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

548
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,120
But yeah, no, it was just, it 
was, it was so much fun. 

549
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,320
And then I can listen. 
To it and. 

550
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,000
Then I realized. 
Signed in Joe. 

551
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,280
We ended last year on dead rain 
and we're probably gonna end 

552
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,800
this year on dead rain. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

553
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,000
Pretty cool. 
Maybe close our characters out? 

554
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,960
It is. 
It is. 

555
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,040
Just changed. 
It it is looking like it's gonna

556
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,560
be somewhere around 7 to 8 
episodes. 

557
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,880
So Chasm last year was the 
second season that we did for 

558
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,760
that year, and then Chasm was 
the second season that we did 

559
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,120
this year. 
Oh, starting to see a pattern. 

560
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,160
Yeah, I guess I better get 
mothership. 

561
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,760
I don't know. 
No. 

562
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,760
Yeah, you know what? 
Mothership 4 question was. 

563
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,080
Definitely. 
I listened to that last week and

564
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,280
it was it still holds good. 
Very good. 

565
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,280
No, I saw the next one I got, 
obviously it's SCP, and then 

566
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,800
after that we're going back to 
Pirates. 

567
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,720
Gosh. 
I'm good with that. 

568
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,280
Gosh. 
I mean, I mean, yeah. 

569
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,560
Yeah, yeah. 
I don't know. 

570
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,840
I don't know what I'm doing 
next. 

571
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:41,120
I don't know. 
I I really want to do just and 

572
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,080
just because I enjoyed doing it 
last week, I really want. 

573
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,280
To do all the. 
Seasons where we play ourselves.

574
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,880
Because I love those. 
This like like ascension, 

575
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,560
Ascension just like you. 
You bring up seasons that you 

576
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,560
done. 
Ascension was one that I really 

577
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,440
wish we could do over again. 
Not because I don't like it, 

578
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,520
because it was so much fun. 
Well, we can do this season 1 

579
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,600
redux that way. 
Maybe we. 

580
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,760
Could, yeah. 
Or a whole different thing. 

581
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,800
Good, but that's still one on my
list. 

582
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,600
That was Season 1. 
Redux. 

583
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,240
Yeah, we did. 
The haunted hospital where we 

584
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,640
played ourselves. 
We did. 

585
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,400
We did during the anthologies, 
Yeah. 

586
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,120
That was freaky. 
I'm glad you say that. 

587
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,160
That's where I was going for. 
Man, so you did well. 

588
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,360
For me, up next is I'm going to 
finish out Draconic Blight and 

589
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:29,520
then work on Chasm season 3. 
Chasm. 

590
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,000
Surfing. 
Inferno I I. 

591
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,120
Need to start fire. 
I, I, I want to start digging 

592
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:38,200
into Sorcerer's Edge again. 
I have ideas. 

593
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,960
I have a big ideas on the 
curriculum. 

594
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,760
You'll see Assassination of 
Kings very much a nod to Witcher

595
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,440
2. 
Yes, but it's about planning and

596
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,160
assassination of a king. 
Go figure. 

597
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,840
And then I got my my 3 parter. 
Start up planning a big heist. 

598
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,520
Got my 3 parter in there for the
inquisition. 

599
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,680
Inquisition, yeah. 
That'll be awesome. 

600
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,560
That'll be awesome. 
I want to see if Sam has any 

601
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,160
more compendiums that she's not 
going to use. 

602
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,760
Yeah, if not, I'll run them 
even. 

603
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,320
Just to do another like 5 E 
campaign on it like that'd be 

604
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,440
fun too. 
Yeah, I I can. 

605
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,640
I can do that since I've been 
doing a lot of 5 E recently. 

606
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,920
I I would like to do 5 E as 
well. 

607
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:26,160
Star Wars 5 E as well. 
There's a free function at a 

608
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,320
church where they give away free
stuff. 

609
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,880
I grabbed a. 
There D&D book at church 

610
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,840
function. 
D&D Starter Set, so it just has 

611
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,560
a free. 
Those are like $80. 

612
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,560
The church is going to hell. 
So. 

613
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,560
I got lost mine of andelver. 
Next thing you know, they're 

614
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,760
gonna be handing out Harry 
Potter books. 

615
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,240
Right. 
Starter. 

616
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,200
Set they're not supposed to do 
that. 

617
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,000
My church started doing that 
like 2 years ago. 

618
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,760
Blast water water deep was 
sounds like it's a cool one. 

619
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,720
And then this one, I think it's 
like specifically meant to be 

620
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,520
like pretty short The Lost Mine 
of Pendalver. 

621
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,760
That's weird. 
So I might be a little fun 

622
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,240
little fivey thing. 
I had an idea to do a monk but 

623
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,160
not do any like monk things with
him. 

624
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,440
He's not like peaceful. 
You've seen that like TikTok 

625
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,480
video, right? 
Of that guy? 

626
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,880
He's. 
Like I know what peace I want 

627
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,440
problems, only he's like going 
into every fight. 

628
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,200
Oh. 
We lost Shedder. 

629
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,760
He's like, he's like going into 
every fight, like just like, I 

630
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,720
want to fight this thing. 
I can see that. 

631
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,840
A murder hobo, if you will. 
Well, no, no. 

632
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,120
And he's not even good at his 
job. 

633
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,880
He's. 
He could be a murder hobo. 

634
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,320
Could be we haven't seen a 
murder hobo in a while. 

635
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,040
And it's been a hot minute. 
I gotta want to kill him. 

636
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,560
Just shoot. 
You'll see one out of me. 

637
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,840
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, Dee Dee Dee from Dexter's 

638
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,120
laboratory as a serial killer. 
I'm I'm excited to see all your 

639
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,360
criminals for SCPI. 
Really am I? 

640
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,640
I think. 
I like I was. 

641
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,440
Toying with the idea and I sent 
this to Joe, but I was going to 

642
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,480
be like a little Boo Boo scrap 
scalper. 

643
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,680
Oh, that. 
'D be cool because I was really 

644
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,680
hoping, like I knew somebody was
gonna go like the serial killer 

645
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,160
route, right? 
Or like the petty theft. 

646
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,920
I was really hoping somebody do 
either like white collar crime, 

647
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:25,920
like like tax evasion, or like 
money. 

648
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,720
Laundering. 
Yeah, and that would suck to end

649
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,360
up in D class actually. 
Helping like that. 

650
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,200
I love it. 
Yeah, I dabbled. 

651
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,000
I, I forgot. 
I first got started with the 

652
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,400
PS-5 back in 2020, but then 
Libooboo came around. 

653
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,960
Well, I started small and I was 
doing, I was actually doing 

654
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,040
Pokémon cards and. 
Cards. 

655
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,600
There you go. 
I think Logan. 

656
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:53,080
Paul is one of my Pokémon cards.
I made him pay $500.00 for a 

657
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,440
common. 
I knew I hit it big time. 

658
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,800
Dino is a pretty bad guy, but 
mainly he's just in D class for 

659
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,320
wrong place wrong time. 
That's what y'all say. 

660
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,000
He like, stole a Gucci bag from 
like, Lady Gaga or somebody but 

661
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,400
like, on the street. 
No, he was the one. 

662
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,520
That broke out. 
Famous he was. 

663
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,560
The one that broke into Kim 
Kardashian's apartment. 

664
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,760
I'm going to mirror that. 
I'm going to combine like two of

665
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:26,200
those similar stories and make 
it his basically. 

666
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,840
Yeah, wrong place, the wrong 
time, but he's still a criminal.

667
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,880
We can't feel too bad for him. 
I need to nail down his 

668
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,160
personality exactly, but I need 
to be a goofball again. 

669
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,960
Yeah. 
Here I've got I'll go down the 

670
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:45,560
list of the ones that I've got. 
So I've got SCP-049, which hold 

671
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,040
on, let me. 
That's the plague, Dr. Yeah, so 

672
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,560
obviously that's the plague. 
Dr. Couldn't. 

673
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,960
The one that makes you gay. 
Well, you'll see then. 

674
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:58,560
I've got 069 which is a zombie 
zombie shapeshifter. 

675
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,360
Nice. 
Which is really cool. 

676
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,800
I'm very excited to do that one 
because I really think it's 

677
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,280
going to mess with you guys a 
whole lot. 

678
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,440
I've got SAP 096 which is Shy 
Guy. 

679
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,720
One of my favourites. 
Good, good luck on that one. 

680
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,640
I don't really know how we're 
going to survive that one. 

681
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,000
I don't either. 
As far any any reports I've 

682
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,280
heard of them like he's never 
contained. 

683
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:29,320
Yeah, yeah, we got SAP 173, 
which is obviously the concrete,

684
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,560
like the, what's it called? 
He's the concrete guy, the one 

685
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,080
that like you have to stare at 
constantly. 

686
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,320
He's a weeping Angel. 
Yeah, but I figured that one 

687
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,080
would be. 
It's kind of an easy one to do, 

688
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,400
right? 
Don't blank. 

689
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,920
Don't blank God. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

690
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:50,000
Yeah, I've got SCP one O 6, 
which is the old man that one. 

691
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,160
'S going to be. 
Very, very, very, very creepy, 

692
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,160
that one. 
Yeah, that one's just going to 

693
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:59,440
be spooky. 
Can't wait for that one. 2316 is

694
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,800
another one. 
Excuse me, which is the? 

695
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,480
Yeah, the bodies in the water. 
OK, so I I had. 

696
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,600
A a pretty good pretty idea on 
what to do for that one. 

697
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,280
The next one is 999 which is the
techo monster. 

698
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,679
Juice World. 
Oh, he's just like a little ball

699
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:19,600
of slime that can't hear the 
opinion, and he's just happy all

700
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:24,679
the time and it'll be fun. 
And then 1730, which is Site 13.

701
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,120
All right, sorry, I didn't mean 
to offend you. 

702
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,159
I apologize. 
That. 

703
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,840
You get for bringing up site 13.
Yes. 

704
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,440
You know how that makes him? 
Horny. 

705
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,760
Horny maybe, I don't know. 
I'm just going off of my 

706
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,600
personal experience. 
Yeah, it'll be fun. 

707
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,560
I'm excited. 
I got I got an idea for one as I

708
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,120
told you that it's I don't know 
if you've heard of it, it's some

709
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,800
infinite like mall basically I. 
Think so. 

710
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,239
It's like an interdimensional 
mall, but there's. 

711
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,920
Like, yeah, yeah. 
Something having to do with 

712
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,480
cannibals inside and it's like a
jungle. 

713
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,800
Typical. 
Some ritualistic. 

714
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,640
Yeah, yeah, typical SCP stuff. 
Ritualistic sacrifices. 

715
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,920
I'll tell you what though, I'm 
excited to get back in the 

716
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,040
Cletus. 
Back in the what? 

717
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,920
Back in the Cletus. 
Very exciting. 

718
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,800
Cletus yeah, Marcus is my 
comfort character. 

719
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,760
Yeah, Cletus is a character that
I can relate with on a personal 

720
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,680
level. 
Yeah, I don't remember. 

721
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,920
Any of my characters. 
Cletus. 

722
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,400
Well, you're mine now. 
Cletus. 

723
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,400
Is terrified of women. 
Not for long, baby. 

724
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,760
Yeah, women. 
Now women, now Wallace. 

725
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,800
Will try and fix that. 
Wallace is terrified of women 

726
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,880
now. 
Good. 

727
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,640
All women, whether dead or 
alive, yeah. 

728
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,480
Good luck dad getting a woman 
near me that I don't. 

729
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,960
Try woman. 
Every woman that comes into 

730
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,280
Cletus's life dies. 
I. 

731
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,320
Just need a boyfriend, then 
he'll be safe, yeah? 

732
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,000
Does that mean that Cletus is 
going to constantly try to kill 

733
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,520
my fiance? 
Yes. 

734
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,160
Dad, she's cool. 
They had their differences, but.

735
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,320
Oh, no. 
Settled it. 

736
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,200
Yeah, we ended up settling it. 
That's right. 

737
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,320
Yeah. 
No, we're we're cool though. 

738
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,280
Settled. 
She's got a big space suit. 

739
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,160
She's, she's a Space Marine now.
Yeah, I realized that I can 

740
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,400
fight her and win. 
She's, she's a space Marine. 

741
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:11,360
You guys have a space sword, 
Magic sword? 

742
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,320
Cletus got a magic shield. 
I got a magic shield. 

743
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,680
Yeah, and a magic chain now. 
Yeah, because my sword was, my 

744
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,040
sword was too. 
It was average sized so. 

745
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,800
Yeah, Walter's got a space 
horse. 

746
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,200
Does he? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

747
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,520
Marcus Scott A. 
Ride his horse in space. 

748
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:42,200
He brought it on the spaceship. 
I was just dragging behind, tied

749
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,560
to a rope. 
A weapon in the wind. 

750
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,360
Looks like it's totally dead, 
but once we land it just gets up

751
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:55,960
like it's totally fun. 
Cheddar's Cheddar's Internet is 

752
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,640
crapping out on. 
Him. 

753
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,840
Oh no. 
What did what did you get, Joe? 

754
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,720
What I get? 
Joe's, yeah, Joe's getting, 

755
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,360
Joe's getting stuff, too. 
What My my Marcus? 

756
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,760
Marcus got a plasma rifle. 
Robot dog? 

757
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,600
Yeah, you got a robot dog. 
And the robot dog. 

758
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,040
Nothing has happened with that 
yet though. 

759
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,200
Yeah, I just have it. 
I suspect something will come of

760
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,360
it. 
I I'm going back and listening 

761
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,080
to. 
I emailed the suggestion, I just

762
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:28,920
the suggestion box. 
I just love in Season 3 that we 

763
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,720
go to Joey B's house. 
We're doing this whole fight. 

764
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,720
We're like, oh, we got to go get
the cones. 

765
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,000
And so I'm like, well, I'll go 
look for the cones. 

766
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,680
I'll find the cones and. 
Like getting this big fight, you

767
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:48,880
know no it. 
Is my dogs. 

768
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,320
Yeah, that's one of the best 
parts. 

769
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,200
I forgot about the part where I 
roll the Nat 20 to jump over the

770
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,480
barricade into the hotel. 
Yeah, very trivial. 

771
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,440
I was like, did it better than 
anybody. 

772
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,240
You do a triple backflip half 
gainer and Jenner's like 

773
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,360
wouldn't half a gainer mean you 
Lance on his head? 

774
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:24,400
No, that's with A twist. 
Wait, I got it backwards. 

775
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,160
And then I just want and then 
Wallace just walks up and just 

776
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,200
puts it up. 
I described to the to a Symphony

777
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,440
just leans forward. 
Flops over. 

778
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:44,320
Oh man, Yeah, it's getting 
better and better. 

779
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,520
After Wallace and after after 
Wallace and the the horror 

780
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:53,040
hookup in the hotel room. 
Allegedly. 

781
00:38:53,480 --> 00:39:02,520
Eating a can of beans. 
Just watching like sex in his 

782
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:07,400
underwear. 
He's not like sex boy. 

783
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:13,360
Walking around his underwear. 
Man, that was good. 

784
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,560
What's the next? 
We've almost done all the 

785
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,120
objectives from. 
There's two more, isn't there? 

786
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,960
Ashley Madison. 
So after after ultra cure than 

787
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:29,600
the last one as far as checking 
into what caused the zombies is 

788
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:34,680
death cults and black magic. 
I know it's come. 

789
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,280
I was saving the best. 
For last. 

790
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:43,520
Hey boys, how you doing? 
Going to smell you again, can 

791
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,360
we? 
Find out I'm going to find out 

792
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,200
that it was a whole bleach 
breath please is going to pat 

793
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,440
himself in the back. 
He was the only one that knew. 

794
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,120
The whole time. 
It was always you. 

795
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,360
Can we still leave whenever we 
want? 

796
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,640
Can we still leave whenever we 
want? 

797
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,360
I want to go now no this. 
More fight you can't leave. 

798
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,600
Yeah, wow, that's season 1. 
I'm leaving. 

799
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,800
Honestly, that was that was my 
favorite interaction. 

800
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:18,400
I I think almost out of 
everything that was to get kind 

801
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:23,880
of ZD ish, like the interaction 
of of Danny and Joey with bleach

802
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,800
breath was just every 
interaction was top tier. 

803
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,520
You guys, you guys made that 
amazing. 

804
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,480
It really wasn't. 
You know, it was like the 

805
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:36,240
reverse of the Oh geez, I'm 
forgetting the name of the sea 

806
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,440
creature that. 
The Kraken. 

807
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,640
Yeah, it was. 
It was like a reverse Kraken, 

808
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,640
like it wasn't supposed to be a 
deal. 

809
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:47,320
And you guys made it a huge deal
and it was awesome. 

810
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,480
Well, you brainwashed and kept 
us there. 

811
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,480
Yeah, half of us, anyway. 
Yeah. 

812
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,520
We got a sash that kept the 
zombies away. 

813
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,560
Do we still have that? 
We did. 

814
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,840
And it used. 
Yeah. 

815
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,680
I don't know if we still have 
that. 

816
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,000
I remember giving. 
I remember giving it back. 

817
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,400
Still have it? 
I. 

818
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,000
Don't remember. 
I mean you could always try to 

819
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,680
use it. 
I don't. 

820
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,400
I don't remember having it taken
back. 

821
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,800
It was a keepsake. 
Yeah, man, on it is. 

822
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,800
Never even thought about. 
It. 

823
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,240
Yeah, this is Collar. 
Yeah, Cheddar. 

824
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,040
What's up with your Internet? 
Oh no. 

825
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,360
Keeps crapping out. 
Yeah this was happening to me 

826
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,560
like a few months ago. 
I had to replace my router and 

827
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,000
it fixed it. 
You know, maybe my roommate and 

828
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,360
our friend is are doing 
something, downloading something

829
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,600
on the PlayStation. 
I don't know. 

830
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,560
But we have gig. 
Internet so it shouldn't be a 

831
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,360
problem, but sums up. 
Porn Too much. 

832
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,800
Too much of that. 
Too much of that gay porn 

833
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,160
website. 
Is it DSL or is it or not DSL? 

834
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,320
Is it cable or? 
It's Y2 gay. 

835
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,320
It's Y2 gay. 
Dial up Internet, you know. 

836
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:01,760
Yeah, yeah, it is here, here, 
call them on the. 

837
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,200
Television, AOL just cancelled 
its services. 

838
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,640
This they're no longer 
available. 

839
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,520
It just happened what week or so
ago? 

840
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,960
Yeah, you can no longer use AOL 
dial up. 

841
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,200
It's messed up. 
You know, there was still some 

842
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,560
people that had it somewhere. 
Oh yeah, I thought some like 

843
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,120
commercial businesses still used
it for like fax machines. 

844
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,320
So. 
Any Dunham? 

845
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,400
That's just a telephone line. 
Dunham's, Dunham's did before, 

846
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,960
before Dunham's closed down and 
now and has now reopened. 

847
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,080
And so this was like 10 years 
ago. 

848
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:39,080
I think they still used no, it's
probably like 12 or 13 because I

849
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:43,000
can remember because I worked 
there for like a few months and 

850
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,320
when I started working there. 
So that would have been 12 years

851
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,000
ago, 13 years ago, something 
like that. 

852
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,840
A year or so before that they 
still had dial up because you 

853
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,280
could hear when somebody every 
time somebody used a card, it 

854
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,960
would go through that whole the 
modem noises. 

855
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,800
Oh my goodness, it took 20 
minutes to use a credit card. 

856
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,800
It, it, it, it took a few 
minutes. 

857
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,840
Yeah, it it truly did every 
time. 

858
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,360
Yep. 
Because they just wouldn't 

859
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,120
update their systems. 
The craziest thing. 

860
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,920
It's like I walked in and heard 
that and it's like, what the 

861
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,600
heck, you know, new to Iowa, out
in the middle of a cornfield 

862
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,960
somewhere and then you walk. 
In and hear that and you're. 

863
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,640
Like, oh man. 
What did I just do? 

864
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,320
True, True Blood Iowans, they're
not. 

865
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,400
Born, we actually just. 
Emerge from a cornfield looking 

866
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,120
for you. 
Know what? 

867
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:35,480
That honestly explains a lot. 
Stumble out of a cornfield with 

868
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,520
a bottle of ranch on one hand, 
Casey's Pizza in the other. 

869
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,400
Yep, yeah. 
Where's the nearest Bush latte 

870
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,120
at? 
Bush Latte. 

871
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:48,360
Corn whiskey. 
Whiskey. 

872
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,440
Whiskey. 
Whiskey. 

873
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:56,480
OK, Yeah. 
I'm ready to go now. 

874
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,080
The heck was that? 
Yeah. 

875
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,480
When you throw a Pringles can at
someone's head. 

876
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,920
I thought Alex was back. 
Oh, he's back. 

877
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,520
Yes, Alex is back. 
Alex is back. 

878
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,600
I hope not, it's the wrong 
color. 

879
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,080
I like I like when I skin you 
and make a lamp shade out of 

880
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,200
your penis. 
It will look great. 

881
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:25,240
I'll dye your penis black. 
Jeez. 

882
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,920
Joke's on you, I'm a little 
frivolous with my sexual life so

883
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,640
it's already black. 
Jokes on you, I'd micro dose and

884
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,880
melanin. 
How many? 

885
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,960
How many? 
How many nipples do you have? 

886
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:42,720
I'm going to find out. 
I have two but they're really 

887
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:47,360
long and hard. 
Long I need a couple nipples for

888
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,840
my new end table. 
My end table? 

889
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:55,120
Do you mean your mouth would? 
You guys rather have nipple 

890
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,520
sized penis or a penis sized 
nipples? 

891
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,520
Yes, my nipples are 7 inches 
long on my peanuts. 

892
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:09,760
God made me wrong. 
I'm better about this. 

893
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,320
The insurance The insurance 
tells me it's purely elective so

894
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,560
they won't cover it. 
Oh man. 

895
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,160
It's funny, I I, I actually know
where that is because I think 

896
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,920
this is the only time that we've
ever talked about Snickers and 

897
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,080
penises in the same sentence. 
I know it. 

898
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,240
Was it was from like that bite 
the onion and it was like some 

899
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:44,560
kind of like evangelical guy. 
Yeah, there's a priest that said

900
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,560
that they make Snickers bars to 
look like penises. 

901
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,240
Oh yeah. 
Made him gay, and that made him.

902
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,040
Suck off like a a black cutter 
or something like that. 

903
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,000
Yeah, which was an Onion 
article. 

904
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,680
I thought it was a. 
Snickers. 

905
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,760
Yeah. 
These are long nipples. 

906
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,240
I I don't want to see that. 
I don't think I'm too curious. 

907
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:10,360
All right, I'm into it. 
That's definitely AI generated 

908
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,480
I. 
Think I hope. 

909
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,400
So by the way, Speaking of AI 
generated, I love I love the 

910
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,040
Trump ZDS intro. 
That's yeah, that is excellent. 

911
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:24,200
Yeah, so listeners, you'll be 
hearing that the next iteration 

912
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,120
cuz I couldn't use Biden again 
cuz he's out. 

913
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,080
No. 
No, no. 

914
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,520
Yeah, new intro, Trump intro for
all the presidents that we get, 

915
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,840
we're gonna they're gonna have 
their own intro and the ZDS, 

916
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,080
because we go to the top here at
the main menu. 

917
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,160
Pod Yeah, No, the president? 
The president asked. 

918
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,920
Us the president. 
ZDS. 

919
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:46,320
Yeah, he paid us to do it. 
Yeah, He's like, like Mr. 

920
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,080
President, I don't know, man. 
Leo DiCaprio, like, paid us a 

921
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,720
lot of money this year. 
He's like Leo DiCaprio who hit. 

922
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,960
Me, listen to that again.
