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But he complaints that he 
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he came in at 9. 
And I'm like, dude. 

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We we're all. 
Working this Saturday. 

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It's not just you, it's not that
deep. 

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And this dude just leaves at 
1:30. 

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I'm like OK, cool. 
What? 

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Yeah. 
He's not supposed like he's not 

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supposed to. 
He just. 

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Takes off technically. 
Technically, like if we're at a 

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point where we can't really do 
anything and it is Saturday, 

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these like mandatory Saturdays, 
the boss does just allow us to 

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leave. 
But I think, I think he just 

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left. 
Yeah, he wanted the first excuse

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out of there. 
Right. 

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Because, you know, he caught up 
to me, he got done doing what he

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needed to do, doesn't even start
doing the next thing and you 

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just leave. 
So I'm like, OK. 

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That's a lazy bones right there.
And then like I said, I had to 

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stay almost an hour after 
because of some of the chemicals

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that we use our biologics, which
means that they have a time 

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limit and that time limit is 8 
hours. 

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So for me to not waste as much 
of that chemical because I still

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have like 40 lbs in like a tank 
left after I mixed it, I was 

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like, I need to get some of this
out. 

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So I asked my boss if he wants 
me to stay. 

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And then he asked me, I know 
you're running machinery, but do

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you mind staying alone? 
And I'm like, I don't care 

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because I think everyone just 
wanted to bug out because you 

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know, like 330 comes around, 
that's or 8 hours and everyone 

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everyone wants to leave. 
And then I'm just sitting there 

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like, OK, bye guys. 
Seems like you got the the short

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end of the stick. 
It's just because of my 

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position. 
It's more some of this stuff 

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time demanding. 
Yeah. 

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Still, yeah, I'd on a Saturday, 
somebody yells at me. 

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I'd probably want to clap back. 
Oh, no, I I, like I said I'd I 

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left out some F bombs that were 
thrown at each other. 

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So yeah. 
Wee wee, wee. 

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French. 
So. 

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I told the guys this before I 
worked for Italians in in 

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Produce. 
Oh, really Early morning, like 

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3:00 AM. 
And that's a yelling 

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environment. 
Just by default. 

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The early days of that company, 
you couldn't, you can't stand 

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around for one second. 
You will get yelled at, 

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literally. 
And yo Joe, why you just sitting

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around? 
Yeah, you'd be berated and this 

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is normal. 
Nothing you could do because 

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they were the managers, right? 
It was all one big family. 

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It was like the produce mafia. 
It's like you're hauling dead 

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bodies and cocaine. 
I don't. 

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I don't know about you, Joe, but
I'm the Al Pacino of lettuce. 

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You're moving. 
Around premium product here you 

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showed those iceberg has some 
respect. 

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Sorry, boss. 
Sorry boss, I'll make sure that 

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the cabbage is neatly packed. 
Then it's. 

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Pretty much. 
Exactly how it went. 

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How does how does my mic sound? 
Is it echoey or is it normal? 

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No, it's good. 
OK because I was streaming on 

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Thursday with Matato and she 
didn't say anything but my mic 

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was messed up and the discord I 
hate how discord does this 

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sometimes but just resets your 
stuff to default. 

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Yeah, that is dumb. 
And I didn't notice I should 

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check. 
And see if it did it to me. 

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You sound good. 
Nah, I do it. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, boy. 
Yeah, you good, Gucci? 

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Yeah, boy, there was one time. 
Man, if I can Make Love to your 

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voice. 
Don't do that, OK? 

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That's where my phone. 
Was one time there is in the 

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produce business. 
There was a younger kid he was 

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backing a truck up to the garage
door and the owner was standing 

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there and he didn't this kid 
didn't wait till the garage door

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went all the way up. 
So he looked in his mirror 

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Premier, he's like I'm fine I'm 
going to start backing in 

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because you got to back into the
warehouse like a a few feet, but

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the door was still going off the
door. 

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The owner was he was just not 
having it that day. 

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He's like a older guy, Gray hair
buddy. 

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He's. 
Just trying to scream to him. 

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He's like. 
No, stop. 

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No, he. 
Took a He took a Dolly and and 

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threw it across the warehouse. 
It was funny. 

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I didn't. 
I didn't survive the prohibition

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of this. 
Just could not handle that's. 

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Pretty funny. 
That's funny. 

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That is pretty funny. 
Quite an environment. 

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Everybody's just, it's kind of 
like endearing because 

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everyone's in it together. 
You just look all at everyone 

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and you're like, you're, you're 
hearing this, right. 

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And they're like, yeah, we're in
this together. 

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Yeah. 
There's, it's US versus them. 

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There there is like a like in my
work. 

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There is a certain like couple 
of clicks inside. 

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It's basically like this station
versus this station or not 

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verses but like they genuinely 
just don't like each other 

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because one is 1 station is full
of younger people and they are 

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not younger people, but like 
youngish, which now on the on 

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the second youngest to work out 
my place now, which is insane. 

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You got a bunch of old dudes. 
Yeah, so it's basically the old 

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versus the young, young minded. 
And I'm kind of caught somewhere

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in the middle, like both sides 
will air their grievances to me 

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and I'm like, OK, your. 
Problem has been noted. 

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It's going it's going straight 
in my suggestion box. 

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Yeah, which is my booty hole. 
I fart. 

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There's just a paper shredder 
right at the bottom. 

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Did you say your suggestion box 
was your booty hole? 

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Yeah. 
How does that work? 

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How do you How do you suggest 
something in your butt? 

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You just roll up a piece of 
paper and stick it in there. 

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Are you not worried about like 
the ink or like the lead from 

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the pencils or anything? 
I think it makes me stronger. 

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I guess it's not lead, it's more
graphite, but builds my it makes

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me stronger. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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I think that does the exact 
opposite of building your 

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immunity. 
Or they might give me diarrhea 

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but. 
It's a it's a 90109010. 

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Situation. 
Either way, it's OK, It's OK 

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with me. 
Either I get stronger or my 

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bowels get cleansed, it doesn't 
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Maybe a little bit of both. 
Maybe. 

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A little bit of both, yeah. 
I guess there is a possibility 

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that both things could happen. 
Through much diarrhea I've 

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become stronger. 
If you stack it so many times 

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with both things happening, you 
could probably make your rectum 

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very strong and then you could 
just like watch yourself. 

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I'm a I'm a human pressure 
washer. 

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But with my butt. 
No brown water. 

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I make things water. 
Dirty efficiently. 

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Speaking of diarrhea, I I was 
just going to say you made that 

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joke of that UTT frozen 
diarrhea. 

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Yeah. 
And I listened to that today and

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I was like, that's a good one, 
that. 

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Was a good one. 
I always forget what I said. 

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You were, we were talking about 
like frozen hot chocolate and 

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how you're like, I, I hate how 
they call it that. 

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Just it's just a frozen 
chocolate. 

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Yeah, it's true. 
But I'm cool Joe now, so I don't

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complain about things. 
Yeah, Cujo, Cujo. 

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I was also. 
I also really listened to 

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Cowboys over the last couple 
days. 

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Yeah, you really need to finish 
that last episode. 

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Yeah, I do. 
There's not as much pressure now

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because it's in in the past, 
right? 

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But I do and I will. 
It's there. 

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So dead rain forest next right 
I. 

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Don't know. 
OK, we don't. 

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Know, I don't know. 
Very nice. 

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I was thinking about running 
Deathmatch Island but I don't 

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know if I'm ready maybe? 
I need to work on draconic 

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blight. 
I didn't. 

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That's coming up. 
Yeah. 

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I I still I have like, I still 
only have like the skeleton of 

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the story created. 
I don't like and I need to 

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finish the system. 
You still need the muscle and 

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organs and skin. 
It's a lot left yeah, at. 

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Least at least the character 
sheet like as soon as I get the 

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the abilities all written down 
in the system like the character

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sheet will be done too. 
Yeah, this, this will be your 

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second completely original 
system that you would have made.

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Right, Which one came on a lot? 
This one came on a lot faster 

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too. 
Yeah, kind of like diarrhea. 

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Yeah. 
And all that. 

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Yeah. 
You know what that was like the 

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most like based analogy that you
can make. 

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It actually does make sense. 
I came on quick. 

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Just like diarrhea. 
I do speak with purpose. 

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I speak with experience. 
Oh yeah. 

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But no, the I'm very happy with 
the character she it's in my 

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opinion very simple and it's 
fully automated. 

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That's what you want? 
Yeah, it makes it easy. 

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Makes it easy for everyone, even
Alex. 

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Indeed, right. 
As long as you can open the 

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program, then we're good. 
Right. 

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Yeah. 
That, you know, that's the 

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reason why everything is is 
fully automated is because of 

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Alex. 
And I wanted to make it easy for

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him. 
I get that. 

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And, and I'm not Downing him. 
I'm not Downing him. 

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It's just like if I have to like
explain something it it's one of

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my minor pet peeves if I have to
repeat myself. 

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Oh yeah. 
It's a minor pet peeve if I have

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to repeat myself. 
Wait, you just did it? 

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He's pretty peeved. 
Don't say I'm pissed now I'm. 

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Pissed. 
Pissed. 

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Yeah. 
I don't know. 

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I Alex is kind of like he's 
going through something 

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depression. 
If you listen to this buddy, we 

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love you. 
We love you, I. 

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Feel like the lack of interest 
too, which is part of it. 

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Oh, really? 
I hope I'm wrong, I hope he's 

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really itching to play, but 
sometimes it feels like he 

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doesn't want to. 
I feel I, I do feel that 

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sometimes I I will be 100 real. 
I'm not that I'm not that 

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excited for Deathmatch Island 
because the way that you 

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explained it, it just seems so 
convoluted. 

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Oh yeah, I get that. 
It'll be fun though. 

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It'll be it. 
It fits us, I think. 

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Does it because? 
Danny, Danny, Bob and I last 

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week we're going through SCP 
system and it's kind of very 

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similar. 
That one's even more convoluted,

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but I'm really. 
Exciting. 

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Yeah, this is all. 
I I think for me it's, it's just

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the like the basis because I 
like SCP. 

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You know, I did that episode for
you guys, like, and yeah, and I 

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actually had an idea of for 
every single episode, he said 

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that he was going to bring in a 
new SCP and then tie it in with 

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like those video, like those 
like work training videos that 

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everyone was talking about. 
I was thinking of making, Yeah, 

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making one of those for every 
single SCP that he goes. 

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Through. 
That'd be cool. 

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I'd like to help in some way 
because I love SCP too. 

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Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not a big
fan of battle Royale, so that's 

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why with Deathmatch Island, I'm 
kind of. 

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I get that. 
I'll I'll think I'll send you 

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the the handbook and reading 
some of the lore about what it 

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is. 
About stuff, really. 

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Excited for it it's inspired by 
a lot of things, but it's 

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original unto itself. 
Okay. 

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And once you play it, it's 
there's a lot of complication on

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like the production player, 
which is me, but for the player,

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it's actually pretty 
straightforward. 

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You're just aiming for one 
target number that I roll and 

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there's difficulty levels that I
have to factor in. 

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And then you get try to play 
your occupation like you like 

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try to play what skill you want 
to use. 

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And then you just make one dice 
roll and that's the whole 

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encounter. 
But like, the beauty of that is 

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the narration of it, like you 
guys will all get to do as much 

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crazy stuff as you want as long 
as you can like practically lay 

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it out for us and you all build 
off of it. 

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No, no shade, but Bob's turns 
are going to be like 20 minutes.

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I can't wait for that. 
Yeah, he's so creative. 

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I don't. 
I don't know where he pulls. 

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Some of this stuff, he's always 
creative. 

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This was made for him, I think. 
Specifically for him. 

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One of us actually like, yeah, 
one of us. 

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One of us actually, Shadow made 
this specifically for him. 

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That's why Sam's been gone this 
entire time. 

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He was. 
She's been making this. 

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Yes, because it's specifically 
designed for them and the way 

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that it builds off of each 
other, it's gonna be really 

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cool. 
Yeah, so with Draconic Blight 

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being my second original, I kind
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it not as strict and story in 
like combat or I guess combat 

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oriented then chasm. 
So that means that I'll be able 

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to like actually try to actually
make a story based on your 

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guys's decisions rather than 
like, OK, so you guys do do this

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and I somehow connected to what 
you're supposed to do next type 

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of thing. 
But I'm very good at that. 

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I'm very good at that. 
Yeah. 

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And you, you had some practice 
now. 

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Yeah. 
So I'm I'm hoping that's, I'm 

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hoping it's good. 
I don't know how you would form 

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that off of us. 
What? 

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Do you mean? 
I'm interested in that. 

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Like the story based off of our 
decisions, unless you kind of 

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have an overarching story and 
whatever we do, you kind of roll

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with. 
Are you talking about with what 

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I did for Chasm or? 
What you're going to do with 

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Drake only? 
Yeah. 

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So what I mean by that is that 
I'm gonna be more loose on what 

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you guys wanna do and stuff like
that. 

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Is there like a world map we can
go to and? 

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Yeah, so I will, yes. 
So I will create basically a 

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script for each town. 
I'm like like who's in it? 

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Like an outline of each town, 
who's in it, people you could 

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talk to, random events that 
could happen. 

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But I might do it like how I did
with Chasm, and I might just 

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make a list of random events and
then roll for it before the 

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episode let. 
Me help you out. 

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That's exactly what I did for 
Cowboys. 

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Yeah, no, I if you haven't 
noticed, Reconix Light has so 

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much inspiration from the cowboy
season, OK in the system so. 

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Yeah, and then I had random 
encounters that you could 

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encounter on the way to the 
town, and then the town you get 

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the scuttlebutt, a little blurb,
and different NPCS you could 

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find. 
And Tooth McGraw I threw in 

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there because I thought it'd be 
funny. 

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Right. 
I actually so so I'm both scared

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and so excited because I am 
adding an NPC that we know 

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about, but I'm scared that 
someone might play him 

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interesting. 
And that now that doesn't really

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narrow it down, but I'm going to
be so upset if someone plays 

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him. 
I have, I have plans for Moira 

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and it's going to be really 
funny. 

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Yeah, yeah, obviously I got a 
tie in. 

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I'm surprised that Cowboys 
didn't have like a Bethana 

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cameo. 
We kind of made a joke in one of

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the episodes where like after Q 
absolutely annihilated that 

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bounty lady that we were 
supposed to have, we kind of we 

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kind of started making jokes 
that she. 

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I thought he slept with the I 
thought he slept with her. 

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So he here's an here's an idea 
and I for the next season of 

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Cowboys, you should have that 
like first lady, I forget her 

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name, but Hector's mom from the 
very beginning, the first lady 

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that he laid with, I want her 
and the bounty lady to come back

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to him saying that they're 
pregnant. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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On one of them, one of them is 
going to be bitten, right? 

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So it's going to have, it's 
going to be a zombie baby. 

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Oh heck yeah, Half living should
turn into Walter from Denvering.

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Yeah, you rode a horse. 
Yeah, you rode a horse in space.

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He really did. 
Walter. 

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Rolling. 
Rolled Walter. 

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I listen to that again this last
week, the whole thing. 

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Yeah, it's so good it. 
Really is better than two. 

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Somehow it topped it. 
I like to, I love to, but I 

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think it 3 Dead Rain 3 was 
better than Dead Rain 2 by a 

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little bit. 
I will say the absence of ash 

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was a was a big factor. 
It was it. 

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It made it. 
It forced us to become more, I 

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think. 
Right. 

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I think that's why Wallace 
developed so much, not only he 

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didn't really have that much 
development in two anyway, so. 

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He was. 
Just but 2/2 was funny, 2 was 

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funny. 
I love to Yeah, they're neck and

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neck, but three I think, right? 
A little bit better I I think. 

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What helps? 
Are you talking about like just 

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funny wise or like just bass 
just overall like, yeah, just 

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overall I guess that's. 
What I mean 3 was 3 was fully 

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edited. 
Yeah, that that that's where I 

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was going with this because I I 
was the one that fully edited 3.

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Yeah, I find I found Dead rain 
too kind of hard to edit. 

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That's why I didn't edit it, 
didn't think it needed it. 

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I will say I don't know if I 
said this before, but I know 

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that you went through dead rain 
too, and you like truncated 

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silence and all that, like cut 
out a lot of dead air. 

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But it what sucks about that is 
that like, you know, when we 

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were talking to Bethany and 
Daddy, there was a lot of those 

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like awkward silences when she 
was like trying to like talk 

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with me and that made it like so
funny. 

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But then like you cut it out and
it's like instant that I say 

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this or whatever. 
Yeah, you could go back and put 

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the pauses back in, I guess. 
Yeah, no. 

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No, it's fine. 
I gotta I gotta put King Ass 

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Rapper and Draconic Bite 
somewhere. 

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Mayonnaise, ha ha ha ha ha and 
mayonnaise. 

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Ha ha ha ha. 
I just had an idea and I'm not 

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gonna share it. 
I want it to be secret. 

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I made the mayonnaise like a 
special item in Cowboys. 

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And I made the mayonnaise an 
actual item in Chasm too. 

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So mayonnaise. 
So with the mayonnaise, I kind 

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of, I kind of feel bad because I
didn't fully explain it or like,

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yeah, I'd kind of just like, 
yeah, he gave you a jar of 

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mayonnaise and that's about. 
It Oh yeah at the. 

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End there was there was supposed
to be an option originally where

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when you guys found Crystal, you
can revive her with the 

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mayonnaise, just slop it on her 
and she gets revived. 

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Yeah. 
Bacon cheeseburger slopped and 

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fucking greased Cheese and 
bacon. 

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Bacon, bacon bacon bacon bacon 
bacon, bacon mayonnaise. 

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Ha ha ha ha, that one doesn't 
come in. 

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This one doesn't. 
Oh. 

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Shit. 
No, that one's very quiet and 

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choppy. 
I'll fix it. 

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Shit, man. 
I can't find that. 

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You know you. 
Can't. 

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Oh, that's that's sad, actually.
And it forced me down a rabbit 

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hole of of the cat. 
Playlist. 

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Absolutely vile. 
Every time he says mayonnaise, 

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it gets twice as fast. 
I'm gonna watch that, it's so 

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good. 
It was, it was, it was so funny 

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how he would like, say 
mayonnaise and you just go #3. 

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Bacon cheeseburgers slopped in 
fucking greased cheese and bacon

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and six fucking corn dogs all 
drenched in fucking mayonnaise 

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and smashing it with some beer. 
Oh yeah. 

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Oh yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

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Especially with some. 
Beer. 

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Oh yeah. 
Baby with fucking loads of 

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mayonnaise, number one. 
Yeah, that's #2 yeah, 

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shit. 
Yeah. 

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I saw the, I saw the title and I
instantly lost it when he said 

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that to me. 
Ate bacon cheeseburgers. 

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It's 6. 
Fucking corn dogs. 

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Oh, I. 
Smash it with some. 

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Beard. 
Oh yeah. 

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Oh yeah. 
Little part gets me. 

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It's so good and and also so 
disgusting, but it's just funny.

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Like you show like you show this
to like I if you show show this 

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exact video to 1 peasant back in
like the 1300s, not only will he

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die, but his entire folk and 
everyone around him would die. 

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Have. 
You ever seen my family? 

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Yeah, oh man, should make. 
That would kill a peasant back 

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in the 1400s. 
You wish it was AI? 

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It's not AI. 
Oh. 

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Man, yeah, the Sora V2 AI is 
insane. 

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I don't know if you've seen any 
clips of it yet, but it's 

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coming. 
So like constantly I'm seeing 

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clips of like Michael Jackson 
streaming Minecraft, Michael 

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Jackson stealing your chicken 
tenders and McDonald's. 

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What was another one? 
President Ronald Reagan and John

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F Kennedy entering WF boxing 
match. 

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What's another one? 
Mr. Rogers getting pulled over 

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by by police body Cam. 
They're so real. 

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It's insane. 
We're. 

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We are now. 
Officially, we are now 

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officially entering an era where
AI and real life are going to 

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mesh on the Internet. 
We won't know what's real. 

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What about the one? 
The one I posted to memes is 

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Ronald Reagan opening up Pokémon
cards. 

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I saw that. 
One. 

402
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Yeah, yeah. 
And it's so funny, dear. 

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What about you? 
Got to watch that one. 

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I sent you one. 
I sent you one, Joe. 

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It's it's Mr. Rogers and Bob 
Ross having a ladder match the 

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WWE. 
Yeah, I saw that one. 

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It's so good. 
They're so real. 

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This one I posted though, I 
don't. 

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Know still no VMAX. 
Charizard. 

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They're pretty fake, you can 
tell that. 

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Well, yeah, he was reading it, 
but the cards were upside down. 

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Yeah, swears at the end. 
Oh good damn it, no VMAX. 

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Charizard V. 
Max Charizard. 

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There's they're all like that. 
It's so real. 

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Jake Paul doing makeup 
tutorials. 

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00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,720
Oh no, that's. 
So funny, so funny it you can't 

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distinguish it, it might be 
real. 

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No, it is real. 
I think he posted a little sort 

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of AI watermark just to cover 
his tracks. 

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That makes sense. 
That makes sense, you know, if 

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you think about it. 
There's it does animation too. 

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So there's like somebody pieced 
together like all the little 

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short videos that made like a 
mini like SpongeBob episode or 

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like Family Guy episodes and 
they're indistinguishable. 

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It's insane almost. 
Anyway, they're so close. 

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It's so good. 
That sounds more entertaining 

427
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than what's on TV nowadays. 
I think so. 

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It really is. 
Like OK, so I don't know how 

429
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much you guys watch TV, but the 
there's a popular show on 

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television called 9/1. 1. 
Yes. 

431
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,000
Oh, is that I think I heard of 
that. 

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Is that where they they have 
like those weird dispatch? 

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Calls. 
Yeah, well, kinda not really. 

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So this one's like a scripted. 
It's a scripted series. 

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Like it's an act out series, but
it takes place like in Los 

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Angeles County where it's like 
it covers you got your firemen, 

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you've got your paramedics and 
you've got your police officers.

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So it covers the big three, 
right? 

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And and you've also got your 
police dispatchers. 

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And so it's like, you know, oh, 
who's going to save who this. 

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And so they've done everything 
from, you know, earthquakes to 

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like, you know, the gunman 
taking over the dispatcher's 

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office like this. 
They've done everything. 

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So clearly they've run out of 
ideas. 

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So the big trailer, big trailer 
for the new season starting is 

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it's it's the ordinary, like the
the ordinary song by Alex. 

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I forget what his name is, but 
and they're like every all the 

448
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main cast is like looking up at 
the sky and there's meteors 

449
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raining down from from space, 
inconceivably, right? 

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And one of them gets on the 
radio. 

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Dispatch you got incoming and 
then. 

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So like, everybody's like 
trolling on, right? 

453
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Like this is dumb. 
This is stupid. 

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Then what's their first episode 
synopsis that comes out? 

455
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,280
The police officer and one of 
the dispatchers or what? 

456
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,280
The police officer and one of 
the paramedics. 

457
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,360
Is going to space. 
No way. 

458
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,200
They gotta go up to space and 
help somebody on the 

459
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,240
International Space Station. 
It's no goofy. 

460
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,640
We need more. 
We need more shows like Tacoma 

461
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,520
FD. 
Yeah, we do. 

462
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,680
But it's like, what the heck, 
man? 

463
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,520
I mean, you've run out of that 
so and I think they've only been

464
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:47,120
on TV for like 6-7 seasons. 
You've ran out of every possible

465
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,240
scenario. 
Now you're like, we got to put a

466
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,680
cop in space. 
They've got to arrest somebody. 

467
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520
Yeah. 
You know, I think that's a 

468
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,480
little out of a cops 
jurisdiction. 

469
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,680
That's was like, I don't think 
if they have jurisdiction up 

470
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,040
there. 
They really don't. 

471
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,320
That's so expensive. 
I mean, that's millions of 

472
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:10,000
dollars to do that. 
So there was an atmosphere of if

473
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,880
you guys ever watched or heard 
of the Rookie? 

474
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,280
Yes. 
So they did a episode inspired 

475
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:21,280
by the OR basically based off of
the the like fake Hawaii missile

476
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,800
launch or something like that. 
Yeah. 

477
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,840
And the oh, baby. 
And it was like really weird 

478
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,760
because it went from like 
everyone's like hiding, you 

479
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,800
know, like the chaos of all the 
traffic and all this. 

480
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,720
We still got a city to save and 
all that. 

481
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,080
And then they it turns into 
like, we got to stop this 

482
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,760
religious group from jumping off
a 20 story building. 

483
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,000
They're just all weird now. 
I mean, like, yeah, Grey's 

484
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,560
Anatomy that's been on TV for 
like 20 years. 

485
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,560
I. 
Mean I like the Chicago series. 

486
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,200
At Well, at this point, Grey's 
Anatomy has just got to be like,

487
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,600
all incest because everybody's 
banging each other. 

488
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,000
Just. 
Had it's still going? 

489
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,480
I thought they finally cancelled
it. 

490
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,000
No, they, they said they were 
going and everybody, all the, 

491
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,400
all the 40 year old white women 
are like, no, so they're like, 

492
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,520
all right, we'll keep going. 
What's your name? 

493
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,160
The main doctor's on a different
show now too, so she must be 

494
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,680
doing 2 shows at once. 
It's possible. 

495
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,040
I don't know. 
All I know is they can't killed 

496
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,280
MC Dreamy. 
That's all I know. 

497
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,640
No. 
Wasn't that like 20 years ago? 

498
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,760
19 I don't know, I thought that 
was. 

499
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,240
Like. 
Season like 4. 

500
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,600
I actually have a funny season 
or season a funny story. 

501
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:39,120
The there was AI worked at a 
Casey's during high school and I

502
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,000
and I worked in the kitchen. 
One of my coworkers that I 

503
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,120
always used to work with, she 
was upfront. 

504
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,680
She's like Derek. 
I just want you to know I only 

505
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,960
like you because Derek is my 
favorite character off of Grey's

506
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,840
Anatomy. 
That's the only reason you're 

507
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,360
like. 
I guess, yeah. 

508
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800
Well, thanks. 
Thanks. 

509
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,840
That's the only reason. 
Huh. 

510
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,120
Yeah, if. 
Ever there were a reason? 

511
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,800
Until she finds out my birth 
name is Cheddar. 

512
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:09,520
My actual government name. 
My government name is Government

513
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,520
Cheese. 
Cheese. 

514
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,560
Guys, it's it's monster. 
I've been lying this whole time.

515
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,200
I'm a I'm a double agent for the
cheesy a the cheesy. 

516
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,240
A. 
Sounds delicious. 

517
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,000
Delicious. 
How do I join I? 

518
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,160
Want to join? 
Yeah, good question. 

519
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,040
You're not cheesy enough for the
CIA. 

520
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,560
It ain't easy being cheesy. 
All right, makes easy. 

521
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,040
Let's get out of here. 
Let's let's cheese it. 

522
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,800
Let's cut the cheese. 
Let's all let's turn them into 

523
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:50,320
Swiss cheese. 
That knife's, that knife's not 

524
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:55,000
sharp enough for Tedder. 
Cheese Louise, what did you do 

525
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,720
to? 
Him cheese. 

526
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:03,040
This is how we come up with our 
own sitcom that will last for 

527
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,240
500. 
Seasons than anything that we 

528
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,240
just. 
Talked about it gets better with

529
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,040
age, just like cheese. 
It does. 

530
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,280
Well, yeah, 'cause like once 
they take us off the air for a 

531
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,880
season and then all of our fans 
demand that we come back, we 

532
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,240
come back and then like, we're 
we're all old and decrepit now, 

533
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,360
right? 
So they're coming to us to ask 

534
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,840
if the CIA is coming to us for 
help. 

535
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,800
And you. 
You. 

536
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,520
Walk in. 
You're like, let me guess, you 

537
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:35,120
need AIDS, Cheddar? 
The crowd goes wild. 

538
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,240
Trailer. 
Ends. 

539
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,000
I'd watch. 
Our our main lead man is going 

540
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,240
to be Cheese Buscemi. 
Cheese Buscemi. 

541
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,760
He has to legally change his. 
Yeah. 

542
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,600
Well, we'll give you 10 million 
dollars, $10 million. 

543
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,000
It's a lot of money, right? 
And Brie Larson doesn't? 

544
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:04,240
Even have to change his name. 
I can't. 

545
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,520
Think oh man. 
You guys are crazy man. 

546
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,360
Who's crazy? 
Pepper Jack Black. 

547
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,040
That's good, you know, you 
might. 

548
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,600
You might just do that. 
Yeah. 

549
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,200
It's like I'm Pepper. 
Jack now just call me Pepper 

550
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,680
Jack. 
Liam Cheeson. 

551
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:31,200
It. 
Was dumb. 

552
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,880
Laughing at like actors names we
can make sound cheesy. 

553
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,960
Now I'm really thinking. 
It's it's hard, right? 

554
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,120
I'm using like all my brain 
power. 

555
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,560
Stephen Colby. 
So Stephen Colbert. 

556
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,840
I thought that's where you were 
going with that. 

557
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,240
Yeah, that's not as good. 
That's not as good. 

558
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,320
Leo Cheeson is pretty good 
though. 

559
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,480
Stick to the basics. 
Let's not reinvent the wheel. 

560
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,400
The cheese wheel. 
Right, the cheese wheel, Yeah. 

561
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,680
I. 
Reinvent the cheese wheel. 

562
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,120
Cheese to meet you. 
That one was kind of cheesy, 

563
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,960
I'll admit. 
Cheese to meet you. 

564
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,360
Cheese to meet you and the main 
character is Chester the 

565
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,360
Cheetah. 
Chester the Cheetah. 

566
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,000
Yeah, I want to be Chester. 
Yeah, he at least. 

567
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,960
Makes I want to play. 
Chester, I'll allow. 

568
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,760
Yeah, Oh. 
Yeah, his sidekick is Chuck E 

569
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,840
Cheese. 
Oh my gosh. 

570
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,680
And they go on cheese following 
mysteries, yeah. 

571
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,600
Yeah. 
It's all of that Who? 

572
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,720
Broke into the like who broke 
into the Missouri vaults and 

573
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,800
stole the government cheese. 
You know, I was actually going 

574
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,080
to make a joke. 
With me I was. 

575
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,520
Going to I was actually going to
say at some point Missouri has a

576
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:49,440
cave full of cheese. 
And in the Ozarks, we can find 

577
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,440
it. 
We can steal it. 

578
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,720
Government cheese. 
Millions of dollars worth of 

579
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,720
government cheese. 
AIA plot and all that will steal

580
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,280
cheese. 
I just. 

581
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,960
Want all over the world? 
You know, I'm not stealing the 

582
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,800
cheese because I like cheese or 
because I like money. 

583
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,960
I'm stealing cheese because I 
want to hear President Trump get

584
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,840
on stage and announce that 
trillions and trillions of 

585
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,520
dollars worth of cheese has been
stolen. 

586
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,880
They're stealing. 
They're stealing the cheese. 

587
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:23,240
It truly is a disaster. 
It's the lifeblood of our. 

588
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,240
Economy. 
That was a JFK. 

589
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,080
My bad. 
That wasn't translating. 

590
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,440
This is the lifeblood of our 
economy and they've stolen all 

591
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,680
of the cheese. 
JFK. 

592
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,640
How'd you come? 
Back. 

593
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,720
So at the end of at the end of 
every episode, you know, they 

594
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,880
they they tie up loose ends of 
the episode and the we have a 

595
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,040
Chester cheetah. 
Look at Chuck E Cheese, because 

596
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,200
I must Aussie. 
I'll go. 

597
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,200
Oh man, you're. 
Going to get. 

598
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,640
You went too far. 
With that one. 

599
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,920
They're going to be, they're 
going to be in a real close, you

600
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,120
know, cheese knife fight, right?
At. 

601
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,280
One point, Chester, the Cheetahs
gonna look at the other guy at 

602
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,600
Captain Crunch. 
He's going to go. 

603
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,720
I'm going to shred you. 
And he just. 

604
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,440
Well, isn't that just great? 
And then he holds. 

605
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,600
Up the cheese. 
Let me get a slice. 

606
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,760
Of him. 
You. 

607
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:22,600
Monster. 
Monster, you absolute monster. 

608
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,280
This is what happens when we 
have no structure. 

609
00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:35,360
And then and then. 
We could get Cuba Gouda Junior. 

610
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,679
Not his father. 
He's in Guantanamo Bay. 

611
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,639
Yeah, Yeah. 
I don't believe in that. 

612
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:54,960
I'm a goodist. 
I'm a good Buddhism. 

613
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,320
He's just got, he's got the, the
Wisconsin. 

614
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,560
Cheese head on. 
He got a yellow. 

615
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,320
Robes on, he's trying to. 
Figure out how to bring them. 

616
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,280
He's got a gold chain that just 
has a cheese block at the end of

617
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,320
it. 
He takes a bite of it. 

618
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,000
He pulls it out from underneath 
his robe like this. 

619
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,480
He's like. 
He pulls it out, takes a bite 

620
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,720
that puts it back. 
Like a rosary. 

621
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,000
It's 3:00 AM Someone took my 
cheese. 

622
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:30,840
Yeah, and then Ryan Cheeseling 
shows up and we'll have, we'll 

623
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,680
have Lady Gouda do all of. 
The music. 

624
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,560
And then we'll have a cameo for 
one of the episodes of Ron 

625
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,960
Cheesley. 
Yeah. 

626
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,840
Yeah. 
And you sure, you sure know a 

627
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,960
lot about cheese. 
Somewhat of a cheese whip, so. 

628
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,520
That's what one of the Italian 
Mob mob members would say. 

629
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,080
One of his many cheese whizzed 
in his mouth. 

630
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,920
Yeah. 
Where are you a cheese? 

631
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,920
Whizzed. 
You think you're some sort of 

632
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:07,960
cheese whizzed or something? 
You're going to take a nap. 

633
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,120
And then with the Nacho cheese 
fishes. 

634
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,880
Give it to me straight, don't 
string cheese me along. 

635
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,640
Yeah, it's string. 
Cheese. 

636
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,680
I was thinking about that one. 
Get your hand off that that 

637
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,440
Nacho. 
Yeah, that's Nacho they. 

638
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,320
Live in a They live in a 
cottage. 

639
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,440
Oh. 
Yeah. 

640
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:33,200
Town of Limburger. 
Extra curdled. 

641
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,840
Swap OH. 
Slot and grease, cheese and 

642
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:45,480
bacon. 
Bacon cheeseburgers, bacon 

643
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,480
cheese bacon. 
You know burgers. 

644
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:53,160
That that that sound bite of Mr.
Master Joey messaged me. 

645
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,520
He's like, OK, I want you to go 
into the sound file and grab 

646
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,360
that from the the isolated track
for him. 

647
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,720
I'm like, you must. 
You got it. 

648
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,640
Oh yeah, And then you know who's
gonna be the ultimate? 

649
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,360
You know who's gonna be the 
ultimate bad guy? 

650
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:15,960
Jason Mozzarella. 
That's a stretch, but. 

651
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,440
I'll take it. 
Yeah. 

652
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,920
Yeah, just just let it melt for 
a SEC. 

653
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,440
He has a He has a He has a son 
name. 

654
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:29,480
He has a son name Fun Dewey. 
He is. 

655
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,600
That is a stretch. 
From Malcolm in the Middle. 

656
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,520
He's a rapper now. 
Who is? 

657
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,160
What? 
Dewey from Malcolm in the 

658
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:38,600
Middle? 
No. 

659
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,240
He's not. 
Yeah, he's his rap name is 

660
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,440
Token. 
He's a rapper. 

661
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,600
Now token white boy. 
He is a white boy, I. 

662
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800
Think so. 
I'm out of cheese buns. 

663
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:54,360
Yeah, I'm, I'm stretching it. 
Yeah, it's pretty cheesy, yeah. 

664
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,360
And easy being easy. 
Not easy being cheesy. 

665
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,760
It sure isn't. 
It's really not. 

666
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,480
You know what? 
I'm going to look up some cheese

667
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,880
puns on the Internet. 
Leonardo de Mozzarell. 

668
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,880
Oh yeah, you can't forget, of 
course. 

669
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,320
Benedict Cheddar. 
Badge Cheddar. 

670
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:14,600
Badge. 
And. 

671
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,000
Then. 
You know, we'll have we'll have 

672
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,360
Hugh Jack cheese. 
He look he looks at them and 

673
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,320
says you might fed 1/2. 
You. 

674
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,680
Might Fed 1/2. 
Yeah. 

675
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,160
You know, and because Hugh just 
got done being in, you know, 

676
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,040
Wolverine, the Great Escape. 
That's bad. 

677
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,400
That one was. 
Pretty bad, yeah. 

678
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,280
That's pretty bad. 
I don't know who a lot of these 

679
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,720
actors are. 
Never mind. 

680
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,520
Matsumosa. 
Matsa. 

681
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:56,520
Bennard cheddar batch is pretty.
Good cheddar batch. 

682
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,200
Yes, well, how about Black Ops 
seven boys? 

683
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,760
I bought it guys. 
I bought it with a bought. 

684
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,280
It with. 
A with a Max with a Max player 

685
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:16,160
account for day one of 75,000. 
Of the beta. 

686
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,240
Yeah, the beta, yeah. 
Anybody want to take a guess of 

687
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,880
what? 
Battlefield 6 had had like 800K.

688
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,880
On day one the Max was 350,000. 
Wow. 

689
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,400
But that was of early, early. 
Accident for multiple times 

690
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,240
better than Black Ops. 
So yeah, did you know that the 

691
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,320
new Black Ops 7 has a a score 
streak that can let you shoot 

692
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,280
through walls and see enemies 
through walls? 

693
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,160
I did see that. 
I thought that was a snap. 

694
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,360
Rifle so you just do good enough
and it's A and you just 

695
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,720
literally just get. 
Like, hey, we know that you guys

696
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,840
are going to, we're going to, we
know you guys are going to cheat

697
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,240
and. 
You're going. 

698
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,080
To call wall hacks, it's. 
Going to let everybody. 

699
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:53,600
Cheat. 
Give it to. 

700
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,360
You, yeah. 
Let's save you time and energy. 

701
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,360
It just looks like hot garbage. 
Yeah, not even the campaign like

702
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:05,000
so I I reckon this back to to 
2016 when we had Infinite 

703
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,920
Warfare and we had. 
Battlefield One, at least the 

704
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,480
campaign for Infinite Warfare 
and Zombies. 

705
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,360
Was. 
Interesting. 

706
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,200
Oh, the Infinite Warfare was the
only camp Call of Duty campaign 

707
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,960
that actually make me cry it. 
Was. 

708
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,760
Fantastic. 
It was fantastic, yeah. 

709
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,080
Like if I didn't have to go buy 
that game so I can play the 

710
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,600
campaign, if I could find 
another way to do it I would 

711
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,840
like I just like that's how much
I enjoy the campaign. 

712
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,320
Better than probably Modern 
Warfare Two 100%. 

713
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:36,280
But Battlefield 1 was arguably 
not even arguably it was the 

714
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,120
better game. 
Just like how I think this is 

715
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,360
what it'll be for this time of, 
you know, Black Ops 7. 

716
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,480
It's just, it's not gonna be, it
ain't gonna be it. 

717
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,560
And they're gonna come out next 
year and they be like, look, 

718
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,360
we're gonna, we realize guys, it
wasn't it. 

719
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,800
We're what's going on. 
But they've been developing this

720
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,640
since Black Ops 6 was being 
developed. 

721
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,160
So this has been developed twice
as long as Black Ops six. 

722
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,800
It started them both at the same
time. 

723
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,280
Yeah, and that's that's what 
they say. 

724
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,640
I think I I wholeheartedly think
that maybe they got the skeleton

725
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:10,680
for Black Ops 7 done, but they 
just started after Black Ops 6. 

726
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,160
That probably makes sense. 
It just. 

727
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,720
It could be argued as the same 
game but with wall jumping. 

728
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,840
Wall jumping in future math 
There's there's. 

729
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,000
I've actually heard a lot of 
people complaining about, I 

730
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,760
heard a lot of people 
complaining about the head 

731
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,800
bobbing, that it actually is 
like nausea inducing. 

732
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:34,280
There's a there's a non lethal 
tactical because it's an active 

733
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,200
camo, so you can just turn 
invisible and you can run around

734
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,120
until you take a shot. 
Where it's turning into Halo in 

735
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,320
Fortnite. 
Well, they had that in Black Ops

736
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,880
3. 
They did, but in Black Ops 3 you

737
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,800
could tell where the enemy was. 
Oh, is it like they did they go?

738
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,520
It's like you're you're 
invisible. 

739
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,000
Oh. 
I was watching people at the the

740
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,160
event where the event where the 
guy was playing zombies and fell

741
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,360
asleep because that's how bored 
he was. 

742
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,840
Yeah, I've also heard bad things
about the zombies as well. 

743
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:00,640
That's. 
Hilarious. 

744
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,560
Well, and then the the one, so 
like they invited a bunch of 

745
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,480
like, you know, social media 
people to come down and play 

746
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,720
their game right and give great 
reviews. 

747
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,280
Please play. 
The one guy that does a whole 

748
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,880
bunch of zombie content, he kept
trying to just go to zombies. 

749
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,400
He's like, I want to play 
multiplayer, let me go to 

750
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,000
zombies. 
Yeah, they kept coming up to him

751
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,080
like Sir. 
You need to go back to. 

752
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,920
He's like, all right, yeah. 
I'll get there. 

753
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,400
I'll get. 
There it's. 

754
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,520
Something they kept trying to 
war zone. 

755
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,000
Sir, you, you can't play this. 
Yeah, he's like, why? 

756
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,600
Just why? 
This is what I do. 

757
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,120
Why? 
Why won't you let me play this? 

758
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,200
I actually heard that the guy 
that worked on Infinite Warfare 

759
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:39,120
was one of the leads for the 
zombies part. 

760
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,680
I don't know, like zombies might
be all right. 

761
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,120
But see, I thought the same 
thing about Black Ops 6 when it 

762
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,240
first came out and I was like, 
I'll give it a chance, Give it a

763
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,800
chance. 
And it's it's boring. 

764
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,640
It's pretty mad, yeah, it's 
pretty boring. 

765
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,280
And there's literally, yeah, a 
clip of you can see him nodding 

766
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,360
off. 
Yeah, it's hilarious. 

767
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,320
He's so relatable. 
He's he's totally asleep. 

768
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,320
He gets. 
Killed. 

769
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,120
And then like. 
All he empties all. 

770
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,320
Of his ammo on his mag and then 
he like wakes up. 

771
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:13,320
Like somebody give me up. 
This is so boring. 

772
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,400
I hot take I actually I actually
did like the zombies in Black 

773
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,040
Ops six it. 
Was all right. 

774
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,840
It was. 
It just got home. 

775
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,480
Yes. 
To be fair, to be fair. 

776
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,240
Joe and Dan say it was all 
right, but we they played 

777
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,800
Liberty Falls until you could 
not play Liberty Falls anymore. 

778
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,720
And then just to that they went.
No all. 

779
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,920
Their maps are as good as 
Liberty Falls, but Liberty Falls

780
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,920
is lame now. 
OK, OK all. 

781
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,080
Right. 
I don't like how they just went 

782
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,440
all in balls out on the 
convoluted story. 

783
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,080
I wish like I enjoyed. 
Citadel Story. 

784
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah, I enjoyed Citadel. 
Citadel's all right. 

785
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,800
I just was good. 
The story doesn't make sense to 

786
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,680
me. 
I don't care it's. 

787
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,160
Not. 
Good. 

788
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,040
It didn't like any of it. 
It was all crazy and weird. 

789
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,920
Even the final map, which you 
guys didn't play. 

790
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,880
I honestly enjoy playing the 
towers. 

791
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,360
The Reckoning, I think it's 
called. 

792
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,400
This story is crap, but I enjoy 
playing the map. 

793
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,560
It's interesting. 
It's cool to run around that you

794
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,320
can dive down in case you get in
a bunch of trouble. 

795
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,400
You're like, I can handle this 
and you can dive down. 

796
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,360
You pull your chute and you go 
to a different floor and you can

797
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,280
get away. 
It's actually pretty cool. 

798
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,000
It's because that they don't 
fully explain the story in the 

799
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,520
games you have to get it from 
like their other sources. 

800
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,880
And the cutscenes. 
And the cutscenes, but only if 

801
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,000
you do the convoluted Easter 
eggs. 

802
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,360
Which no one does. 
I mean, you just do the steps 

803
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,240
you don't like, investigate why 
you're doing them, so it just 

804
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,160
becomes tedium. 
Well, it's like, yeah, in order 

805
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,880
to in order, if I am by myself, 
in order to do Citadel, I'm 

806
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,440
going to spend 40 minutes doing 
4 different swords. 

807
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,080
Yeah, yeah. 
And why are you doing that? 

808
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,920
I don't know, I. 
Don't know. 

809
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,000
I did. 
I did like how they added. 

810
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,120
I did like how they added the 
directed mode. 

811
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,360
The directed mode was fantastic.
I made it to where we could 

812
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,360
finally do it. 
It made it where I didn't have 

813
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,840
to go, OK guys, get a zombie. 
I'm going to watch the YouTube 

814
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,040
video. 
Yeah, that was. 

815
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,800
Stupid. 
There were still. 

816
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,720
Sometimes where like indirect 
like wait a minute this doesn't 

817
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:21,000
make sense, what am I doing? 
Also, stop taking away the 

818
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,800
places to camp. 
Yes, I want. 

819
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:28,840
Poor buddies to be able to stop 
and camp for many rounds if we 

820
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,800
can. 
That makes no sense. 

821
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,280
There is a place to camp in the 
in the reckoning. 

822
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,000
There is an actual solid place 
that you can camp and there's a 

823
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,760
way to get out. 
And literally I sat there for 30

824
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,840
rounds and I just sprayed 
zombies, just sprayed them. 

825
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,920
That's. 
So one of my favorite memories 

826
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,960
from Cold War is just going to 
that spot that that. 

827
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,680
Are the valley laying? 
Down the vines and just mowing 

828
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,760
them down. 
Yeah, they brought the vines 

829
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,880
back, apparently for. 
Black Ops, I wish that they 

830
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,160
would do something where you can
like, because it like it's like 

831
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,240
convoluted and it takes a while 
and then it takes a while to 

832
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,280
like ramp up the difficulty as 
well. 

833
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,040
I wish that they allowed it or 
had it to where you can like set

834
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,760
a certain round you want to 
start on like round 15 or 

835
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,720
something like that. 
And then they give you like the 

836
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,280
credits, you know, to go do your
upgrades and stuff like that. 

837
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,840
Black Ops 2 is like that I 
think. 

838
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,120
Yeah, I think so. 
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

839
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:29,080
And you can't tell that way, 
like the the the tedium of like 

840
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:33,400
farming all the camos are like 
you want to you got this new 

841
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,360
weapon, but it's like garbage 
stock. 

842
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,040
So you want to take it to 
zombies to like get get levels 

843
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,360
for it? 
Oh yeah. 

844
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,160
And like. 
Yeah, there was that too. 

845
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,920
The I know, too tedious. 
I know that they're cashing in 

846
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,320
on all that Black Ops 2 
nostalgia and like that. 

847
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,240
That's what they're trying to 
do. 

848
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,840
They're like guys direct the 
direct follow up to Black Ops 2.

849
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,680
Like they're just directly 
following everything. 

850
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,840
Any ghosts too, and we'll talk. 
And that's kind of where my 

851
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,360
head's at, right? 
I want extinction back. 

852
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,880
It was so fun. 
That's all they're doing for 

853
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,680
this if you. 
Seen the beta, the beta gameplay

854
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,920
for extinction, the unreleased 
like out of beta gameplay, the 

855
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,240
like of what the extinction was?
No look it up. 

856
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:17,240
It was really cool anyway. 
Continue I just I I There's so 

857
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:20,000
much about Ghosts that I love. 
Like the fact that one of the 

858
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,280
DLC weapons was an assault rifle
that he changed into an SMG. 

859
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,120
Yeah. 
They're fantastic. 

860
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,040
Like that's such a great idea. 
That perc system also was the 

861
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,040
best it's ever been. 
Hot take. 

862
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,800
They did a point by system for 
the perks in multiplayer for 

863
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,720
that game. 
So like you could have a bunch 

864
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,280
of level 1 perks, you could have
like 8 of them, like all 8. 

865
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:41,920
Yeah, or you could have like 2 
Level 3 perks. 

866
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,720
I missed the honey badger. 
Yes, the honey badger was 

867
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:47,920
fantastic too. 
The DLC weapons were paid to 

868
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,160
win. 
Though 100% and they always were

869
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,600
back. 
Then this one was 8. 

870
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:55,360
If I if you pay, if you pay 10 
bucks, you're gonna get a gun 

871
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,320
that's just gonna wipe lobbies. 
Man, yeah. 

872
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,800
It do be like that, but the 
story actually was really good. 

873
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,800
They went for like a post 
apocalyptic theme now like I'm 

874
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,320
all in for this, this is sick. 
It was. 

875
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,120
Like I, I, I enjoyed like the 
the Black Ops 2 story and the 

876
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,880
ghost story. 
I loved them both. 

877
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,440
Like they're, they're, they're 
both fantastic. 

878
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,880
And then Black Ops 3 happened 
and that was weird. 

879
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,680
And the advanced warfare 
happened. 

880
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,600
That was advanced warfare was 
semi interesting. 

881
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,600
It was a new studio here, 
brought in for that. 

882
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,520
Which one? 
Which one was it where they did 

883
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,400
literally like space stuff? 
Like you ran on walls and you 

884
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,400
jumped over things. 
I absolutely hated that. 

885
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:37,000
I played that a multiplayer and 
I was getting killed from 

886
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,240
nowhere and I backflipped, 
double double dutched over this 

887
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,400
thing, then ran into the window,
shot you from the wall like 

888
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,400
spider man, then ran out the 
other window and then flew away 

889
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,880
like a Raven. 
It's like LNGS. 

890
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,680
And infinite warfare, you are 
not winning. 

891
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,760
Definite warfare was the one 
where you could have an ability 

892
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,400
that allows you to hover in 
place and another ability that 

893
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,320
allowed you to cloak so you 
could be invisible hovering 

894
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,920
before people off. 
It was terrible. 

895
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,800
The story was fantastic. 
Yeah, the campaign was amazing. 

896
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,640
I never played it I. 
It's between between Ghost and 

897
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,440
Infinite Warfare are my favorite
campaigns. 

898
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:24,160
Yes 100% like the villain was so
believable in Infinite Warfare, 

899
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,120
like it just made sense and just
the missions like how you played

900
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,480
was so freaking cool wasn't 
there? 

901
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,040
Multiplayer maps in space. 
And so a. 

902
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,960
Couple of them were, yeah. 
There was space combat that they

903
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,760
made for the. 
Campaign, Yeah. 

904
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,200
And then you had Black Ops 4, 
which didn't have a campaign. 

905
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,280
I hated the multiplayer on that.
Didn't they add it later or 

906
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,840
something? 
They they don't. 

907
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,720
It's not like a campaign. 
It's like a it's yeah, it's 

908
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,480
weird. 
And then they experiment with a 

909
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,760
battle Royale called Blackout. 
Yeah. 

910
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,240
Which was the only. 
Thing, Avalon. 

911
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,440
Avalon's coming back. 
Avalon's coming back. 

912
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:03,160
Like Blackout, it's coming back.
Yeah. 

913
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,640
We, Joey and I played it one 
time and there's an episode of 

914
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,440
Under the Table. 
The before was under the table 

915
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,000
of where we just got finished 
playing it. 

916
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,720
We came on and we started 
recording an episode. 

917
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:15,640
And it was. 
Horrible. 

918
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:17,240
We we hated it. 
It was a terrible. 

919
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,280
Exam pretty bad experience. 
Yeah. 

920
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,240
Like honestly, like there really
hasn't been a great story in I I

921
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,880
like the Modern Warfare 2019, 
but I I. 

922
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,360
Like the multiplayer for that 
one? 

923
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,240
And I like the multiplayer for 
it that that. 

924
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:31,120
Was the one. 
It got old that. 

925
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,840
One was the most well-rounded, I
think. 

926
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,240
Yes, it it got old towards the 
end, but yes, it was the most 

927
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,040
well-rounded. 
It had clean house. 

928
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,600
They had like 2 clean house 
missions that was like ready or 

929
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,040
not that was pretty sick. 
So and then it was. 

930
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,960
Actually they cut the bomb 
wires. 

931
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,040
Yeah. 
The funniest funniest part in 

932
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:52,240
the game cuz they say they cut 
the wires. 3/2. 

933
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,440
One and. 
Then you cut it, but you have to

934
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,480
wait for an A sake cut. 
Yeah, those are scenarios. 

935
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,880
OK, so if you accidentally cut 
this wire, do not cut the other 

936
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,320
wire. 
And if you cut that wire you're 

937
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:11,560
dead. 
But I like I like the 

938
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,400
multiplayer of 2019. 
Me and my buddies play Cold War 

939
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:19,760
zombies. 
Not my not my favorite World War

940
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,880
2 zombies though. 
World War 2. 

941
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,880
That was That was a good one. 
I liked the. 

942
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,880
Multiplayer, the whole thing. 
No. 

943
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:30,080
I hate the. 
Multiplayer, it was a return to 

944
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,480
form. 
That was the first one that was 

945
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,920
boots on the ground after the 
Jetpack era, so it was like so 

946
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,080
refreshing. 
Unless you pull, I like them all

947
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:43,480
the the right gun out of a 
stupid freaking pack, you were 

948
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,480
screwed. 
You can't. 

949
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,360
Yeah. 
It was. 

950
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,240
Terrible. 
Or if you weren't running, or if

951
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,200
you weren't running like an SMG,
like the PPSH or something. 

952
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,360
Yeah. 
Or these? 

953
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,400
Where you could, you could earn 
the skins though and the gun. 

954
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,320
Yeah, and that was kind of nice.
And now it's 30 twenty, $30.00 

955
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,320
for one skin. 
Yeah, but guess what? 

956
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:06,160
And a calling card and a charm. 
And you only use that for 10 

957
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:06,960
months? 
Yeah. 

958
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,280
Yeah, you have it for 10 months 
in that game. 

959
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,480
And then hand me, what's the 
hand me more money. 

960
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,880
Please. 
So if you get the Vault edition 

961
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,000
for Black Ops 6 for $100, it's 
worth nothing now. 

962
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,680
Well, yeah, so, so you, you pay 
$100 to get the black the vault 

963
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,640
edition, right. 
And then, well, you got to get 

964
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,840
blackout right? 
Or not blackout the the black 

965
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,480
cell. 
So that's another $30, another 

966
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,640
$30 every eight weeks. 
So there's another one, another 

967
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,880
one, another one. 
So you've paid for three games 

968
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,320
in a row, essentially, Yeah. 
And then you don't get to keep 

969
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,960
anything. 
Yeah, I I hate how that you 

970
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,360
don't get to carry anything 
over. 

971
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,160
It's. 
All gone. 

972
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,200
So what's? 
So what's the point of anyone 

973
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:49,280
buying Black Ops 7 right now? 
Monday, please. 

974
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,360
Monday. 
Just going to drop it when Black

975
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,520
Ops 8 comes out. 
Like what are you doing? 

976
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,880
Well it's the same they are. 
They are marketing to the same 

977
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,760
people that buy the same 2K 
games every single year that buy

978
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,480
the they spend money on the same
pack so they can have better 

979
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,680
things for a stupid game. 
And that's really bad. 

980
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:12,200
I wish the consumer would stop 
consuming this content so that 

981
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,760
they would stop making it this 
way. 

982
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,800
It's like, I wish they would 
stop making battle royales and 

983
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,600
if we would just stop playing 
them, they'd stop making. 

984
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,120
Them this, I don't know who I 
said I said the same exact thing

985
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,920
when the switch to was coming 
out. 

986
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:29,840
I I, I, I know I voiced my 
concerns, I think on the 

987
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,960
podcast. 
I think I was like, I'm boy, I'm

988
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,720
boycotting because of like the 
price increase. 

989
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,920
And then, you know, obviously 
they upgraded the switch, you 

990
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,360
know, that's kind of nice, but 
the price point still. 

991
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,320
Your. 
Power Software, the fact that 

992
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,560
with Nintendo, it specifically 
comes out where they're like, 

993
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,360
hey, you don't own anything. 
Right. 

994
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,640
You paying $80.00 for a 
cartridge that has nothing on it

995
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,560
but a key that gives you access 
to something? 

996
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,520
So and then you have to download
it digitally. 

997
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,760
You, you don't have it. 
It's not yours. 

998
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:58,800
You don't that's. 
Insane. 

999
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,000
Yeah, and they they will. 
They can just break your thing. 

1000
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,760
And they just say, Nope, not 
yours, ours, Yeah. 

1001
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,120
Yeah. 
That's crazy, man. 

1002
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,840
Pay $500 to like borrow 
something until they. 

1003
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:15,040
Collectors aren't gonna have 
anything to show for in 50. 

1004
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,680
No, there won't be anything. 
You can't collect anything, any 

1005
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,320
games. 
There'll be, it'll be hey, 

1006
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,040
here's my 5 terabyte hard drive.
Look at the games I got on it. 

1007
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,480
Yeah, it might work unless they 
connect to a server. 

1008
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,480
Unless you can't, don't don't 
hook it up online. 

1009
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,000
Yeah. 
No, no, no. 

1010
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,200
I don't know if a new, a new 
Naked Gun movie, but in there 

1011
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,080
he's like, he's like, what's 
this wire connected to my TiVo? 

1012
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,680
She's like, why? 
I was trying to connect to the 

1013
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:41,360
Internet. 
He was. 

1014
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,160
He's like, that's an Ethernet 
cord. 

1015
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,640
I told you not to hook it up. 
All my stuff's gone. 

1016
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:51,400
All my Buffy episodes are gone. 
All gone. 

1017
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,360
All. 
Expired. 

1018
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:56,000
Thanks a lot. 
So. 

1019
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,760
I I don't know if you guys, you 
guys probably heard because you 

1020
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,120
guys are on video game news a 
lot. 

1021
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,280
Yeah. 
So you guys probably heard that 

1022
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:10,080
Nintendo got AUS patent for 
games that involved using 

1023
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,960
summoned monsters to fight for 
you. 

1024
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,360
Yes. 
And I'm like how throwing? 

1025
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,280
The crap out of POW world. 
They're that pissed at POW 

1026
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,960
World, just let them. 
Yes, they got so they have 

1027
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,800
they've gotten a patent or 
trying or I think they're trying

1028
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:29,760
still trying to get a patent for
capturing, capturing creatures 

1029
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,760
in spherical balls or like 
devices. 

1030
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:39,000
And so that so PAL world got rid
of their their PAL spheres like 

1031
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,160
they're just gone. 
Now they're pal. 

1032
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:45,000
But they're trying to. 
They're suing them because they 

1033
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,840
came up with the idea of 
specifically flying with a 

1034
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:53,440
creature that you've caught and 
using it outside of its ball for

1035
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,720
that purpose. 
So like, like if you caught it a

1036
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:00,080
flying like pal and you're able 
to like ride it and you know, 

1037
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,960
fly with it, you can't do that 
anymore. 

1038
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,240
They took that out of the game 
because of Nintendo. 

1039
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:10,120
Yeah, the Nintendo is, is is 
grown to be the the monster that

1040
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,520
they despised. 
Yeah. 

1041
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:15,880
Back in the back in the 360 in 
the PS3 era, when they have the 

1042
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,960
Wii U, they're like, look, guys,
we're not getting coming up on 

1043
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,680
you like we messed up, but we're
still going to give you the best

1044
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,200
quality stuff that we got and 
we're going to do it. 

1045
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,280
And then they were like, it was 
like, yeah, you guys are the 

1046
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,960
heroes. 
And then they came out with the 

1047
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,280
Switch and I was like, you're 
back on top, baby. 

1048
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,320
And then now they're like, you 
know what? 

1049
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,240
We are on top odds. 
Give us. 

1050
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,880
Yeah. 
You all new. 

1051
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,120
Empire. 
Someone did. 

1052
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,560
Someone did the math. 
I don't exactly remember all the

1053
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:49,680
nuances, but Nintendo has so 
much money that they can 

1054
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,720
literally sell the next three 
Gen. consoles for absolutely 

1055
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:57,520
free and just give it to people 
with all the manufacturing costs

1056
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,840
and all that, and they'll still 
be in the green. 

1057
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,160
Yeah. 
I'd heard. 

1058
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,720
I'd heard that they can take. 
I'd heard that they can take a 

1059
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:06,880
loss like in profits for the 
next 10 years and still be a 

1060
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,360
profitable company. 
Yeah. 

1061
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:09,840
Oh, yeah. 
That's what it was. 

1062
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,960
It was like like they can like 
they can like go negative for 

1063
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:18,160
like for like a hundred 150 
years and they'll and they'll 

1064
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,560
still be in the green. 
Yeah, I think guys, they've been

1065
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,320
around since like the 1860s. 
I mean, that's true. 

1066
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:28,200
This is the same reason I get 
mad at Amazon Prime and Disney 

1067
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,800
Plus running ads. 
Yeah, because it's like, oh, if 

1068
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,720
there's, if there's if there was
a poor fledgling company that I 

1069
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,360
know of, it's Amazon and Disney,
and they need the money, guys. 

1070
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,000
They need to run the ads or 
they're not going. 

1071
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,120
To you know what? 
I should sit here for 2 minutes 

1072
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,960
and watch your ads after $15 
this month. 

1073
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,520
Like for if there's not. 
It was a. 

1074
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,840
Company that doesn't need it, 
it's that it's. 

1075
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,840
That was actually, I was 
actually kind of upset that it's

1076
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,040
like, Oh yeah, you have, you 
have an Amazon Prime account, 

1077
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,440
you know, you pay $1516.00 a 
month, but to get it with no 

1078
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,760
ads, you have to pay an 
additional like a separate 

1079
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,800
charge of $3 or $4. 
Because they can. 

1080
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,120
That's. 
The well, and then it's the 

1081
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,160
reason, you know, it's the new 
2K games where you know, hey, 

1082
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,160
I'm gonna hop online and play a 
game of basketball with my 

1083
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,080
buddy. 
Hold on, I gotta sit here and 

1084
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:17,880
watch an ad first. 
That's right, they added ads to 

1085
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,360
two gay games. 
It's like, This is why. 

1086
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,440
This is why we need to fear 
precedence, because it's a 

1087
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,480
precedent. 
I do fear the president. 

1088
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,480
The. 
President appears me. 

1089
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,960
The president appears me. 
You should be afraid of it 

1090
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,960
because the precedent for ads 
and streaming services has been 

1091
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,960
set. 
And now companies that never 

1092
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,240
needed it, Amazon, Disney, 
they're doing it just because 

1093
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,440
they can, just because you've 
got Joe Schmo down the street 

1094
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,640
does it. 
Guess what? 

1095
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:46,320
My Xbox Game Pass went from 
$19.00 to $30. 

1096
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:51,080
Now it's yeah, that's 490. 
9/4/99. 

1097
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,000
Yeah, a PlayStation. 
Was free Once Upon a time it. 

1098
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,080
Was free Once Upon a time and 
then they saw Xbox doing it and 

1099
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,640
they're like, you guys pay for 
that, all right? 

1100
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,960
Xbox Live, yeah. 
Just before they started 

1101
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,760
charging, just before I was 
like, oh, it's free plus the 

1102
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,400
whichever. 
I think it was the PS4 when the 

1103
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,360
PS4 first came out. 
It's like it runs just as good, 

1104
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:16,240
if not better than the Xbox 360.
I'll just switch over to PS4 or 

1105
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,440
whatever Xbox came out at the 
time because Xbox 360 was like 

1106
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,360
the last great Xbox that I had. 
So then I switched over and they

1107
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,720
jumped it. 
They're like, you know, guys, we

1108
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,600
we really got a charge. 
So here it's it sucks. 

1109
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,640
I know it's going to be 5 bucks 
a month. 

1110
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,440
It's like, OK, if I could pay 
that, that's fine. 

1111
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,440
And I'm, I'm a young teenager 
and 5 bucks a month is 

1112
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,280
manageable, especially for a 
young teenager. 

1113
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,840
OK. 
But now it's like, oh, we have 

1114
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,800
tiers. 
You can do the basic tier for 

1115
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:48,640
$30 or you could do, it's not 
$30.00, but yeah, they have 

1116
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,760
tiers. 
I think quarterly I pay $50.00 

1117
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,040
for the highest tier premium, 
whatever tier. 

1118
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,000
So I think I paid like $120.00 
for the whole year, right? 

1119
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,720
There you go, you sound. 60 a 
year ton. 

1120
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,520
But like I get charged now 
they're trying to charge me 

1121
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:09,160
$30.00 a month for Xbox game 
pass $30.00 a month. 

1122
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,920
I remember when they had or I 
don't know if they still do it, 

1123
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:17,000
but the the ultimate game pass 
where it was like $40 every like

1124
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,560
3 months or something like that 
and they gave you live and the 

1125
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:20,800
game pass. 
Yeah. 

1126
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,920
And, and you would still, so 
like that's what I had. 

1127
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,760
I that's what I had before. 
And they raised it from the 

1128
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,720
$15.00 that it was when I first 
got it to 19. 

1129
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,120
I was like, OK, a $5 increase. 
But they're like, hey, don't 

1130
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,120
worry, you're going to get day 
one games like, you know, Halo 

1131
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,560
Infinite drops, you'll be able 
to play Halo Infinite, you know,

1132
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,960
Gears award 5 drops, you'll be 
able to do it. 

1133
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:44,720
And then now last week, like so 
you know how we raised Xbox 

1134
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:47,840
console prices by $50? 
Well, we're going to raise them 

1135
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,080
by $50 again. 
And then we're also going to 

1136
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,200
charge you $10 more for your 
GamePad. 

1137
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,360
So it's like, what are you guys 
doing? 

1138
01:00:55,640 --> 01:01:00,000
You're, you're, you're closing 
studios left and right, Xbox, 

1139
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,720
you've raised your console 
prices in the last year by $100.

1140
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,240
And then now you're charging 
your customers more for the same

1141
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,560
games. 
Like you're not adding anything.

1142
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,200
Yeah, they they really just need
to stop production of consoles. 

1143
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,200
Like nobody's buying more 
Xboxes. 

1144
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,880
Stop raising the prices. 
Well. 

1145
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:23,800
That's why they're saying nobody
buy consoles and the fat cats on

1146
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,960
the top the CEO's tower are like
you mean I only made? 

1147
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:31,440
10 billion instead of 20 this 
year, but. 

1148
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:37,800
There goes my 7:00. 3-4 dollars 
Porsche got the cut out Beluga 

1149
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,480
Caviar 8 * a week. 
Don't you see how bad I have? 

1150
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,920
It and that's what they continue
to say and we're all like and 

1151
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:50,120
I'm sitting here in the corner 
going if I, if somebody gave me 

1152
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:55,880
$5,000,000 tomorrow, I could 
retire, retire for the rest of 

1153
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:59,480
my life, retire. 
I put it in an account and leave

1154
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,640
off the interest. 
That's after taxes. 

1155
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,880
You. 
Oh, I'm sorry you didn't make 

1156
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,400
your 20 billion this year, you 
mother. 

1157
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,920
After they announced that they 
that they're or that they're 

1158
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,120
raising prices, they had some 
lady come on and like do this 

1159
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,960
whole big announcement on why 
they're doing it. 

1160
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:19,240
And well, you know, we added 
Ubisoft plus and you know, 

1161
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,800
you're getting day one releases.
It was just, it was just this 

1162
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,840
whole like, like, we're sorry. 
We're going to give you all this

1163
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:30,800
extra stuff, though. 
I'm really sorry, keep paying 

1164
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:31,800
this. 
Money. 

1165
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:39,720
I I think are you referencing 
the, the South Park DP oil spill

1166
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:41,080
thing? 
Yes, we're saw. 

1167
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:46,440
We saw, we saw. 
We saw we or the OR the naked in

1168
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,280
front of a fireplace. 
Or the the where they're trying 

1169
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,560
to where they're trying to get 
their cable upgraded so they can

1170
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:54,560
watch the murder shows. 
Oh, you'd like it if you could 

1171
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:58,560
upgrade it, wouldn't you? 
We're the ones you charge. 

1172
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,320
Down OH. 
Man. 

1173
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,560
It's a it's a sad world we live 
in, boys. 

1174
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,720
It's just for the the sake of 
the money. 

1175
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,080
This truly is a dark age for 
gaming. 

1176
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,240
It's becoming that way. 
You know, 2025 has been pretty 

1177
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,640
strong game wise. 
Yeah, You you've had a lot of 

1178
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:15,800
solid hitters in. 
Between. 

1179
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,000
I'm actually excited for The 
Game Awards. 

1180
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,040
Yeah, you do. 
My wages you had Clear, obscure 

1181
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,280
3833. 
Yeah, you had. 

1182
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:28,720
You're death training too. 
You've had Ghost of Yote. 

1183
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:33,520
Borderlands 4 Borderlands. 4 
Battlefield 6 is coming out. 

1184
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,280
I mean, it's been a fairly 
strong Silk song. 

1185
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,200
I mean, it's been a fairly 
strong year for both. 

1186
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,400
Triple killing four. 
Three studios killing four. 

1187
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,320
Three yeah. 
Killing 4/3. 

1188
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,480
Yeah. 
We should all play that, yeah. 

1189
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,480
It's it's been a solid year and 
it's just kind of sad to see 

1190
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:53,360
like Black, like 20. 2018 was a 
fairly solid year for gaming, 

1191
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,960
right? 
You had Red Dead 2, you had God 

1192
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,680
of War, you had gosh, I know 
there was more that came out 

1193
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,240
that year, but that was 19 I 
think. 

1194
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,440
Was that 19? 
But I mean, it was a fairly 

1195
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:07,440
strong year. 
But I mean, it's it's sad to see

1196
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:11,160
like you have these strong years
come and go and then you just 

1197
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,200
like this was, it was this year,
last year where everything 

1198
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,240
started getting real expensive. 
Like games started going from 

1199
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:23,360
$60 to it was. 2023. 23 Yeah. 
And I mean, you've got some 

1200
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,280
like, like Mafia, you know, the 
old country, which is a terrible

1201
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:31,000
game, but they're like, hey, we 
know it's bad here. 

1202
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:35,520
We'll take 50. 
Dollars, yes, the clear obscure.

1203
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,960
It's an it's a phenomenal game, 
$50, yeah. 

1204
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,160
Yeah, that's crazy. 
So I mean, and that's, that's 

1205
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:45,160
good to see because. 
That could be any game or like a

1206
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,000
lot of people. 
Will be wanting the president 

1207
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,400
for. 20 bucks. 
Companies, yeah, yeah, that 

1208
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,480
could be another precedence for 
companies raising like the Xbox 

1209
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,360
Game Pass and all that. 
They're watching decent, awesome

1210
01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,280
games go. 
We can release this for $30 and 

1211
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:03,840
still make a crazy profit. 
And then again you got the CE OS

1212
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:07,320
going. 
But then we'll only make 5500 

1213
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,600
million in a year. 
No. 

1214
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,440
So the only reason that why I 
played Clear Obscure is because 

1215
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,960
it was on Game Pass. 
I was like, oh cool, if you're 

1216
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,520
on a game Pass on day one, I 
don't have to pay $50.00. 

1217
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:22,240
I can just download it and give 
it a try. 

1218
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,520
Yeah. 
And like I I wouldn't have been 

1219
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,400
able to play the game otherwise 
because I wouldn't have known if

1220
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,640
I liked it or not, and I 
wouldn't have been able to pull 

1221
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,800
the trigger on buying a $50 game
and maybe not liking it. 

1222
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,000
Yeah. 
But it's a phenomenal laser. 

1223
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,760
Over 'cause everyone's 
cancelling. 

1224
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:42,880
And that, that and the lower 
middle class age of my life or a

1225
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,440
lot of lives out there who are 
gamers, you know that lower 

1226
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,440
middle class. 
You know how many of those games

1227
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,640
that y'all just said were 
phenomenal That I've played one.

1228
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,960
I played Battlefield 6, and that
was on the because they had an 

1229
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:56,360
open beta. 
It wasn't even the full game. 

1230
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,920
I played one, one time. 
Oh, it's a solid year. 

1231
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,040
I don't know. 
You know what I've been playing 

1232
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,480
lately? 
Hogwarts legacies. 

1233
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,200
I got it for free with 
PlayStation. 

1234
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,320
I just beat that. 
Fun game. 

1235
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,520
Super fun game, great game. 
If you don't like Harry Potter, 

1236
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,200
play it anyway. 
I hate Harry Potter. 

1237
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:17,320
I loved Hogwarts legacies. 
A lot of fun. 

1238
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:19,600
Yeah. 
So then I'm jumping back into 

1239
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,520
Spider Man. 
I'm having fun spider man am I? 

1240
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:26,720
Playing it really super like and
crazy of course. 

1241
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,800
Not. 
I played it before I beat it. 

1242
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,920
Yeah, my favorite spell, by the 
way. 

1243
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,760
Oh no, mine's Bombarda or 
Dispello. 

1244
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,680
Dispello's OK, yeah. 
Stupify Dispello. 

1245
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:44,360
My. 
Mom called that spell Tylenol. 

1246
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:52,440
Well, even if like new game like
if it wasn't like new games like

1247
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:57,280
some good games got like good 
updates and ready or not, they 

1248
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:01,600
got the console update or 
released on console Oblivion 

1249
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:05,120
remastered yeah You know all 
these like good games like came 

1250
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:09,040
out like like even ones that we 
didn't even talk about like repo

1251
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,840
and. 
Like. 

1252
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,360
Schedule one and Monster Hunter 
Wilds. 

1253
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,520
I forgot about that game. 
Couches this year. 

1254
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,640
Holy crap. 
Yeah, yeah, they're. 

1255
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:19,360
Pretty. 
Stacked. 

1256
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:23,160
Yeah, it's a very stacked year, 
just like, just like our podcast

1257
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,360
Z and DS. 
If. 

1258
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,960
The Oh yeah though the Z and DS 
are going to be a nightmare this

1259
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:27,720
year. 
The. 

1260
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:33,800
That dream? 
The, the, the precedence, it 

1261
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,440
keeps rising and rising and 
rising. 

1262
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:39,280
And so I mean, pretty soon, if 
you want to play a AAA game with

1263
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:40,840
a good story that you know 
you're going to like, you're 

1264
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,040
gonna have to dish out $100. 
Yeah. 

1265
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,160
That's for the base. 
Enter. 

1266
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,480
GTA6, that's the. 
That's the price point of GTA 6 

1267
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,640
is going to be $100 subscription
per year. 

1268
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,920
It's going to have to be right. 
I mean, the, the, the game is 

1269
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,840
hyped up so much, there's no way
they're going to come when 

1270
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,440
they'll be like here. 
For $70 you can have this game. 

1271
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:00,720
It's it's I. 
Think they might it's. 

1272
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,680
Going to be $100. 
The game is going to be mid at 

1273
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,400
best. 
Oh, it's not going to be great 

1274
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,000
by any means. 
It's not going to be great. 

1275
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:12,600
It might be as good, maybe as 
Red Dead 2, probably not even. 2

1276
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:13,800
is phenomenal. 
What do you? 

1277
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:17,200
I think it's it's gonna be I. 
Don't think it'll be is good. 

1278
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,880
I think it'll be it'll meet GTA5
and GTA5 was OK like it wasn't 

1279
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,520
terrible the multiplayer was 
great. 

1280
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:27,279
Yeah. 
So I but I think it'll, it'll 

1281
01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:29,600
level out with that, I think, 
but I don't think it'll surpass 

1282
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,800
it by any means. 
I think my theory stands true 

1283
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:35,520
with GTA is that they found 
their their little their little 

1284
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,840
niche. 
They're comfortable taking money

1285
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,560
from GTA5 Online, so they don't.
Why? 

1286
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:44,240
As soon as GTA 6 drops, GTA5 
Online is dead. 

1287
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,319
That's their cash. 
They don't want to kill it. 

1288
01:08:46,399 --> 01:08:48,279
They're not ready to slot the 
cow. 

1289
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:52,160
Yeah, they'll come out with GTA,
GTA6 Online, like that's 

1290
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:52,760
what'll. 
Happen. 

1291
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,880
It probably won't. 
It's a risk though. 

1292
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,120
For them. 
Because here's the. 

1293
01:08:56,160 --> 01:09:00,120
Might not have bring all those 
people into I will 6. 

1294
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:04,560
Online I will honestly consider 
buying GTA6 if we're able to 

1295
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,359
carry stuff from GTA5. 
We. 

1296
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,600
Will we? 
Will. 

1297
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,560
I know they, I know they won't, 
but it there's a single chance 

1298
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,279
otherwise, I'm just not gonna 
deal with it honestly. 

1299
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:16,600
There's no way here's here's 
here's what will sell me 

1300
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,000
completely and I will buy it on 
the spot if I can do that. 

1301
01:09:20,279 --> 01:09:22,520
But if I can hop out of my 
Corvette or whatever I'm 

1302
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:27,439
driving, or I can walk into a a 
liquor store or a gas station 

1303
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,760
and I can look at the guy behind
the counter and I can hold down 

1304
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:31,800
R2. 
And. 

1305
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,680
Hit circle and I can antagonize 
him and say. 

1306
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:38,479
What are you doing? 
That while in that county, man, 

1307
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,040
you never need that counter. 
And then when he pulls out a 

1308
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,359
shotgun, I can be like, whoa. 
Man, I can hit. 

1309
01:09:43,359 --> 01:09:45,279
Action. 
I'm just playing. 

1310
01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:47,160
I'm just Joshua. 
I'm. 

1311
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,600
Joking. 
I'm joking. 

1312
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:53,040
Like if it has, if it has some 
of those stuff that they had in 

1313
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,480
Red Dead 2 like that, that made 
that game so much fun. 

1314
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,800
I love just riding around. 
I love just riding around in Red

1315
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,120
Dead 2, not even doing anything,
just walking into a random town 

1316
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:04,280
and just start insulting people 
left and right. 

1317
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:05,520
Just. 
Listen them off, I mean. 

1318
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:07,760
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm 
joking. 

1319
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:10,800
I'm. 
Joking. 

1320
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,200
I'm jesting. 
I'm jesting. 

1321
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:15,800
If we that got away, you 
wouldn't know how to use that 

1322
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:16,520
even if you. 
Drive. 

1323
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:22,960
You're holding it wrong. 
Let me show you, yeah. 

1324
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,760
They have that in there. 
I'll consider buying it, I 

1325
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,000
really will. 
They said that's coming back so.

1326
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:33,360
I have yet to see proof. 
Yeah, the leaked footage just 

1327
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,120
looks like GTA5, so yeah, not 
great. 

1328
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,520
With GTA5 with mods. 
That's all it looks like. 

1329
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,040
I was just going to say it's 
probably GTA5 with like. 

1330
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,040
You know what? 
Scaling mods. 

1331
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,200
Yeah. 
Yeah, you know, that's what 

1332
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:46,080
they're going to do. 
They're going to take GTA5RE, 

1333
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:49,080
release it and make you pay 
another what, 80 bucks? 

1334
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,080
For it, you know it. 
I'd. 

1335
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:57,040
Rather they they just sell GTA6 
for 50 bucks and then make me 

1336
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:00,360
buy the online which I don't 
want or need separate. 

1337
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,160
Oh dear. 
That would reduce. 

1338
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,320
I just got a picture. 
I just got a picture from Mr. 

1339
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:05,840
Master. 
He's. 

1340
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:08,280
Oh, is this his Dong? 
Please be his Dong. 

1341
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,840
No, he's sitting. 
In an oxygen. 

1342
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:13,520
Bar he's got a, he's got a, he's
got a tube around his nose. 

1343
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,440
That's him and his brother, his 
dad, and that's Mr. Master 

1344
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:21,520
playing golf simulator. 
Oxygen bar. 

1345
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,240
Yeah, so he's got a, he's got a 
tube up his nose with pure 

1346
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:32,640
oxygen going in there. 
Holy cow he's that's like every 

1347
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:36,760
old person with a pneumonia or 
any like cold strain. 

1348
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:42,800
Well, it oxygen bars so you can 
you can get like flavors and 

1349
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,120
stuff like strawberry it's or 
like. 

1350
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,800
Oh yeah, flavored. 
Air down any paint like chinted.

1351
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,200
Air. 
Strawberry Air. 

1352
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:56,360
That's what a candle is for. 
Like literally air DLC. 

1353
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,720
Or get a sensei. 
Sick. 

1354
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:03,200
Yeah. 
Yeah, so that's why he's not 

1355
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:04,960
here. 
He's getting high off Strawberry

1356
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,280
Air and. 
Strawberry Air. 

1357
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:13,360
And golf. 
Watermelon sugar hi. 

1358
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,360
Watermelon Air. 
Hi. 

1359
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,040
Air. 
Is that famous Amos cookies? 

1360
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,600
What's he got? 
You got some famous Amos there, 

1361
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:26,800
boy. 
Oh Dang boy. 

1362
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,520
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, Crisp on that. 

1363
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:30,800
Camera. 
Man. 

1364
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,880
That that make me about to go. 
Eat and cheese burgers. 

1365
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,520
Mayonnaise. 
Ha ha ha oh. 

1366
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,240
Yeah, you. 
Got them in the coffee too. 

1367
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,160
Yeah man, you smart. 
You smart. 

1368
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,320
That's what I used to do on my 
on my lunch break at work with 

1369
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:53,360
the crappy coffee. 
Oh I forgot to say this earlier 

1370
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,080
Danny, but if you would have 
joined like if you would have 

1371
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,480
joined like 2 minutes sooner, 
you would have heard me and Joe 

1372
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:06,760
just dying to that stupid ate 
bacon cheeseburgers video that 

1373
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:07,320
he sent. 
Me. 

1374
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:14,760
It's so good. 
Yeah, there's the version where 

1375
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,280
it's speed up every time he 
says. 

1376
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:17,840
Mayonnaise. 
Oh no. 

1377
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:18,880
Gets. 
Wrong. 

1378
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:31,440
No, so you just hear. #5 I'm 
having sex with the mayonnaise 

1379
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:36,840
man. 
It gets me. 

1380
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:45,600
Damn. 
It's so good. 

1381
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,720
It's truly magic. 
It's going to be in post so. 

1382
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,760
OK, it's going to be in post. 
Truly magical. 

1383
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:52,720
OK. 
All right. 

1384
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,200
Good. 
All right, That's fair. 

1385
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:58,280
OK, Yeah. 
I truly think it's we're just 

1386
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,120
going to have to pirate 
everything. 

1387
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:03,840
Yeah, I think we're about to. 
We're coming into the golden age

1388
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,280
of piracy, I think. 
It's coming back for like 

1389
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:13,720
streaming, piracy is on, the is 
on the rise, and I'm here for 

1390
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,800
it. 
I think emulators are about to 

1391
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:19,680
pop off too. 
So I don't care about like 

1392
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:22,280
wrestling and all that kind of 
stuff, but a big thing happened 

1393
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,840
this year for wrestling. 
So all of the pay per views 

1394
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:28,520
previously have been on Peacock.
So if you pay your $10 a month 

1395
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,640
or whatever else, you. 
Get Oh, it's just on there. 

1396
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,960
Will you get access to their pay
per views at like live are? 

1397
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,080
You talking about that? 
That like Netflix spot them out 

1398
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:40,560
or something? 
No, so Netflix paid. 

1399
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:44,280
I want to say it was a, it was 
like couple like I think it was 

1400
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:47,440
like 100 million or something 
like that to get their access to

1401
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:51,640
get their rights, their rights 
to Monday Night Raw for 10 

1402
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,800
years. 
So Monday Night Raw is on there,

1403
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,000
which is fine. 
All the pay per views have been 

1404
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,640
on Peacock which is great. 
You pay 10 bucks a month and you

1405
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:03,000
get to watch the premium live 
events. 

1406
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:04,600
Fantastic. 
That's pretty cool. 

1407
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:08,480
Then last month they announced, 
hey, ESPN bought those rights, 

1408
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,960
so they're no longer gonna be on
Peacock. 

1409
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,600
Now you gotta pay $40 a month. 
ESPN. 

1410
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,440
Plus. 
For ESPN Plus. 

1411
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,880
Terrible. 
Everybody's everybody's freaking

1412
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,320
out, right? 
Everybody in the mother's 

1413
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,760
freaking like, Nope, we're not 
doing that. 

1414
01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:27,240
Like you guys have lost. 
Track. 

1415
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,680
With your audience, like First 
off, like tickets for WWE events

1416
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:33,080
are expensive. 
Even the Monday Night Raw stuff 

1417
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,880
like you're, you're paying a 
good a good price. 

1418
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,080
If you want ring seats, you're 
paying close to $1000. 

1419
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:39,440
Used to be like you paid a 
couple 100 bucks and like you 

1420
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:41,240
got to meet the people and all 
that kind of stuff. 

1421
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,240
But yeah, now it's super 
expensive to even go to the 

1422
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,200
event. 
Now you want me to pay, you 

1423
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,400
know, 40 bucks a month just to 
watch the thing. 

1424
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,960
So people are freaking out about
it. 

1425
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:53,560
They're like, you've lost you. 
You've lost the connection with 

1426
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,600
your, with your, all your core 
audience. 

1427
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:58,360
Your core audience is poor white
trash. 

1428
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:01,760
You know, people that watch this
stuff and that that is that is 

1429
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,760
the core audience Fair. 
So they're they're doing like 

1430
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,920
this big press tour and 
Stephanie McMahon, who is Vince 

1431
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:14,800
McMahon's daughter and the old 
CEO of WWE and is the wife of 

1432
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,480
Triple H, who is the current 
content. 

1433
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,280
In charge. 
Of all the storyline that is 

1434
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,880
currently going on in WWE 
currently. 

1435
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,600
So she has a she has a podcast 
that she does and all that kind 

1436
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:26,840
of stuff. 
Of course, like she interviews 

1437
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,080
like wrestlers and things like 
that. 

1438
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:30,840
And like while she's talking 
about it, she's like, you know 

1439
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,280
what? 
If you can't afford it, then get

1440
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:37,120
AVPN and because it's going to 
be on Netflix internationally, 

1441
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,640
get AVPN. 
Just log on your Netflix and 

1442
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,440
there you go. 
Like she's like good If she's 

1443
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:44,320
calling people to pirate. 
Like how how this is how you 

1444
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:45,400
pirate. 
The. 

1445
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,520
Stuff if you want to get good. 
Even better, it's a. 

1446
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,200
Loophole. 
You're not technically pirating 

1447
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,720
in that sense. 
You're not downloading, you're 

1448
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:55,240
not taking. 
You are paying for a service, 

1449
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,320
Netflix. 
You are switching a thing so you

1450
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,080
get access to it, different 
country, your region, and then 

1451
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,920
you are. 
Yeah, yeah, not even technically

1452
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,960
under the laws of pirating. 
I will. 

1453
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:09,040
Perfectly legal. 
Depending on the VPN that you 

1454
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:13,720
get, that could also cost you 
per year because VPNs do cost. 

1455
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:18,640
Be fair though, you pay for a 
decent VPN, you'll pay around 

1456
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,000
and I'm saying decent. 
Not top of the line but decent. 

1457
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,800
You could pay 20 bucks a month 
and that's one of the higher 

1458
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,880
decent. 
You can honestly go to the lower

1459
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,520
rounds, pay about 15 bucks a 
month. 

1460
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:30,880
You get AVPN. 
Now you're doing that, you're 

1461
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,200
paying that and Netflix. 
You're still paying less than 

1462
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,400
$40 per pay-per-view, or $40 a 
month. 

1463
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:39,280
Just don't get and. 
Also be prepared for it because 

1464
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,640
this is how they do it with 
UFCI. 

1465
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:43,920
Signed up for ESPN plus a while 
ago. 

1466
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:46,760
I don't have it anymore because 
I was like oh I can watch UFC 

1467
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:49,000
fights. 
They put the bland run of the 

1468
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,720
like Friday Night Fights on ESPN
Plus. 

1469
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,720
Then they make you pay per 
pay-per-view. 

1470
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:59,120
They make you pay extra USD 
pay-per-view. 

1471
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:02,040
I thought this was what they 
were going to do So this last 

1472
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:05,040
one that they did a couple weeks
ago, I went ahead and I paid the

1473
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,640
money I got I had like a 
discount code so I I got it for 

1474
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:10,400
cheaper and I was going to see 
like are they going to charge me

1475
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,000
an extra like $10 to watch this 
this event? 

1476
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,840
Luckily, they. 
Did how they will. 

1477
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:18,320
Luckily they didn't, but I think
eventually they will. 

1478
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:20,640
Let's. 
That's how they think. 

1479
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:23,200
That's how ESPN Plus works. 
That's why I got rid of it. 

1480
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:25,080
I was like, oh you can bundle it
with Disney. 

1481
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:30,160
Dude, ESPN Plus gives you 
absolutely nothing for the price

1482
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:33,120
that you pay for it monthly. 
You have to pay extra for 

1483
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:36,480
literally almost everything. 
You don't understand. 

1484
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:42,840
I don't get how people can just 
pay pay into like predatory like

1485
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:46,960
things because then that just 
makes it more predatory later 

1486
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,600
down the line. 
Hired it for free. 

1487
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,160
Just have a decent computer. 
You got to know where to go. 

1488
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,760
You just get it for free like. 
If you if you want to know a 

1489
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:58,360
gaming company that's very 
predatory, it's Blizzard. 

1490
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:01,880
I know several. 
Yeah, with Diablo 4. 

1491
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:04,320
Yep, 2 predator. 
Stories. 

1492
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:06,440
Just downloaded it for free, is 
it bad? 

1493
01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:07,480
I don't know, I haven't played 
it yet. 

1494
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:11,880
It's do not click on anything. 
They're, they're literally, they

1495
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:15,200
literally had a button behind 
the map if you were to like 

1496
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,400
click on the map or open the map
on PC anyway. 

1497
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:21,480
If you were to just click on it,
they had a hidden vision behind 

1498
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:24,800
it where it would force you to 
buy the battle pass. 

1499
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,680
Yeah, yeah. 
I remember you bringing it up 

1500
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,680
that up on here when it first 
came out. 

1501
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,640
That's a shoeable offend. 
Well, that's OK. 

1502
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:34,800
It was non. 
It was non refundable too. 

1503
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:37,480
It's OK, You know, You know 
what's happening, right? 

1504
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:43,120
EA just got bought out by the 
Saudis, so I don't know what 

1505
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,200
that. 
Means for everybody. 

1506
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:47,560
Oh yeah, I heard that like, for 
some reason the Middle East is 

1507
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:50,760
like really getting their grips 
into the gaming companies. 

1508
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:55,280
So that means like, like that's 
like Mass Effect, that's Dragon 

1509
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:56,000
Age. 
It's all this stuff. 

1510
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,360
Yeah, no more. 
You're gonna get rid of that. 

1511
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:03,040
You're gonna get rid of that. 
Are they gonna keep it going? 

1512
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:06,120
It's got gay stuff in it. 
It's got gay stuff in it. 

1513
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:06,800
You think the? 
Science. 

1514
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,600
How we'll make some money 
though, let The Dirty Americans 

1515
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:12,440
consume the content. 
I don't know. 

1516
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,640
I hope they keep it riding. 
That's pretty. 

1517
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:15,360
It's usually. 
Pretty bad. 

1518
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,600
I think they're only gonna keep 
it for the sports games. 

1519
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,160
They're gonna get rid of 
football though cuz it has like 

1520
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,600
the cheerleaders and stuff like 
that. 

1521
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:24,120
Sick. 
Well, Battlefield's coming out. 

1522
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,120
That's EA, but I think that's 
probably going to be unaffected.

1523
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:30,800
I I think, largely unaffected. 
Are Are you sure it was like 

1524
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:35,200
like all of EA studios or was it
like all of the European? 

1525
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:38,000
All of EA what? 
Was it 22? 

1526
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,880
Wasn't it 22 billion? 
I want to say. 

1527
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:43,440
It was a huge. 
Chunk of change the The 

1528
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,120
government isn't the Saudi. 
Government, they did that. 

1529
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:49,760
They had like, their Riyadh 
Comedy Festival where they 

1530
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:54,360
bought out a bunch of comedians.
They WrestleMania 42 is now 

1531
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,520
going to Saudi Arabia. 
Everybody's freaked out about 

1532
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:59,720
that. 
It was bought for $55 

1533
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,600
billion.50. 
Five. 

1534
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:04,040
Bigger than, bigger than I even 
thought. 

1535
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:06,440
Yeah, that's why. 
Let's see. 

1536
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:07,760
And now. 
So it was being bought by a 

1537
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,960
group led by Saudi Arabia's 
Public Investment Fund, a 

1538
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:13,360
trillion dollar sovereign wealth
Kitty. 

1539
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:17,400
Geez. 
It's it's ridiculous like for 

1540
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:20,520
for some, some, and I get this 
episode is not going to be 

1541
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,640
banned in Saudi Arabia because 
we're talking bad about the 

1542
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:24,360
royal family, but that's our 
place. 

1543
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:27,360
That's as terrible as it is. 
Like, as far as like human 

1544
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:31,120
rights violations and everything
else, we'll just be able to like

1545
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,040
buy up things is ridiculous. 
It's because they have all the 

1546
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,320
oil they buy like we buy the oil
from. 

1547
01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:38,520
Well, they've got a, they've got
a crap ton of oil, Yeah. 

1548
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:41,360
But like they're also like, 
there's no free speech there. 

1549
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:44,920
You can't talk bad about the 
Saudi Royals and live like. 

1550
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:46,720
There's but I sure. 
Can. 

1551
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,960
There's massive, like, there's 
massive like, like news story 

1552
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:55,120
suppression, like they just kill
reporters because they feel like

1553
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:56,200
it. 
They're like, no, you can't talk

1554
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:57,320
about that. 
Now. 

1555
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,840
Like it's not a great place. 
It's. 

1556
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,520
Pretty fascist. 
Yes. 

1557
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,320
And they're buying up everything
it's. 

1558
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,920
Quite alarming. 
I don't know what this means for

1559
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:09,840
the gaming industry. 
We'll find out, I guess. 

1560
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:11,120
I mean. 
Hopefully nothing bad. 

1561
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:14,880
Let's take it to Reddit. 
Sony owns a ton, Xbox owns a 

1562
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,120
ton. 
I mean once the Saudis start 

1563
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,400
buying Xbox and PlayStation I'll
be a little worried but. 

1564
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:23,320
So 55 billion is nothing if 
they're worth a trillion. 

1565
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:26,320
Oh yeah, that's a. 
Drop in the drop, that's a. 

1566
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:29,920
Maybe 2 drops, 2 drops in the 
bucket. 

1567
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:33,640
Maybe 55 drops in the bucket? 
Because if we talk about 

1568
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:41,280
percentage wise that is .0 or is
that .5 or .05% of like that 

1569
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:42,200
trillion? 
Dollars. 

1570
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:49,520
Half of a percent. 
Yeah, like, like it is basically

1571
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:55,280
me, me getting $1000 paycheck 
and then buying like a like a $5

1572
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,000
burger. 
Yeah, and be. 

1573
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,360
Like 55. 
I better save more money so I 

1574
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:03,600
can buy more burgers. 
And yeah, and I'm just like, and

1575
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:04,600
you're getting paid. 
Again. 

1576
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,760
Yeah, oh, yeah. 
And you're going to make money 

1577
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:08,640
off that burger because you're 
cutting it up and you're. 

1578
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:12,040
Selling it out. 
Look at it that way. 

1579
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,880
So what you're saying is Dead 
Space remake too? 

1580
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:16,880
Yeah, but it's not going to be 
Dead Space. 

1581
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:19,480
It's just it's you're not Isaac 
Clark anymore. 

1582
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:22,120
You're like, I don't know, 
Muhammad Jihad. 

1583
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:25,240
And you're. 
You're on the issue more and 

1584
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,400
you've got to kill your 
girlfriend because she's not 

1585
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,960
covering up all of her skin. 
She's. 

1586
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:32,120
Too exposed? 
Well, she's already dead, so. 

1587
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,880
You brought shame to us. 
Oh wait, you're talking about 

1588
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:36,120
new girlfriend you're talking 
about. 

1589
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:37,680
Yeah. 
New girlfriend. 

1590
01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And the marker has insulted. 

1591
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,080
Olives, why are you flying the 
ship? 

1592
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,680
You're not allowed to do that. 
You're not allowed. 

1593
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,720
Why did you redeem it? 
Why did you you? 

1594
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,680
Know we're doing Indian accents.
For. 

1595
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,960
Saudi. 
Arabia I can't do a Middle 

1596
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,760
Eastern I can't I'm terrible 
with. 

1597
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,000
Accent. 
It's all the middle I'm. 

1598
01:23:57,000 --> 01:24:00,280
White. 
It's all the Middle East, Yeah. 

1599
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,160
No, it's. 
It's not. 

1600
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,080
Wait a second, Cheddar, you're 
white. 

1601
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:07,040
I can't even tell people I have 
a black friend anymore, Dang it.

1602
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,760
I'm black. 
Dark Cheddar. 

1603
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:15,920
Yeah, Cheddar. 
Why is it Junior Demon? 

1604
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:21,000
Why did Junior Demon? 
Someone on Reddit says if the 

1605
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:24,280
Saudis make Titanfall three I 
will wank them all personally. 

1606
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:30,560
They might want to see fair. 
They. 

1607
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:33,200
Might fair better decision, but 
then they'll get lynched because

1608
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,360
that would be gay. 
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty gay. 

1609
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:37,680
Unless a woman said that, then 
it's OK. 

1610
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:41,200
No, then they would burn her. 
Well, no, yeah, cuz now 

1611
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:43,360
everybody's gotta be covered. 
Dude, there's no skin. 

1612
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:46,800
Can't show any skin, Dang it. 
I can't show skin. 

1613
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,520
Well, you're a man, you can show
skin, but no women can show any 

1614
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:50,760
skin. 
I could show my pecker. 

1615
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,080
It's like, no, it's funny, when 
they do the wrestling shows in 

1616
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:57,280
Saudi Arabia, the women come out
and like they all like they're 

1617
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,720
wearing these full like latex 
body. 

1618
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:00,800
Suits. 
Yeah. 

1619
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:05,680
It looks absolutely. 
There was like a video, there 

1620
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,800
was a video of one of the 
wrestlers like taking her boot 

1621
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:10,920
off after she was done wrestling
for like 10-15 minutes. 

1622
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:13,880
And they're just like sweat, 
just like pouring out. 

1623
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:21,520
No, someone on Reddit said my 
first thought when I saw this. 

1624
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:26,400
Someone said my first thought 
when seeing that news. 

1625
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:29,880
It looks like a Saudi royal 
family got tired of paying for 

1626
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:31,480
all the DLC for FIFA. 
Let's. 

1627
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:36,920
Just buy the whole thing. 
I'll just buy it all. 

1628
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:39,200
You know, we all in FIFA, we 
might as well. 

1629
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:42,720
How much 55 billion Buy the old 
company? 

1630
01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:44,880
Cool, we'll pop a couple extra 
billion. 

1631
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,000
How? 
Much 55 billion. 

1632
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:48,400
I want to. 
Get the bucket to clean out 

1633
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,560
underneath the couch cushions. 
We can, we can. 

1634
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,600
We can pay 55 billion. 
We can scrape that together in 

1635
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,800
an afternoon. 
I want it. 

1636
01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:02,880
All my my cousin just are. 
I need it. 

1637
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,160
I'm buying EA do. 
You know what I want? 

1638
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:09,920
I want, I want Battlefield. 
Bad Company Remastered. 

1639
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:12,960
Bad Company Two. 
Yeah, Bad Company 2. 

1640
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:16,880
That game was hilarious. 
That one. 

1641
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:21,640
It was so good. 
I want battlefield hardline. 22.

1642
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,120
Nah, that's the one that 
everyone says is bad. 

1643
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,520
I want to play as the robbers 
this time. 

1644
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,960
I want BioWare back. 
Aw. 

1645
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:33,480
Can I get Dragon Age the 
Vailguard 2? 

1646
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:39,160
Vailguard DLC, where is it? 
I need it. 

1647
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:43,440
While you're at it, give me Mass
Effect Andromeda DLC. 

1648
01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:45,240
Now. 
Andromeda 2. 

1649
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:49,160
Cancel no what? 
Cancel Mass Effect 5. 

1650
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:53,280
Or four. 
I was just going to say Dragon 

1651
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:56,720
Age Inquisition 2. 
That would actually probably 

1652
01:26:56,720 --> 01:27:00,160
pretty good. 
Yeah, I loved Inquisition, but 

1653
01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:01,920
they won't make it cuz they had 
gay stuff in it. 

1654
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:06,120
Yeah gay penises and. 
But John, you played as a woman.

1655
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:08,080
There was that lesbian romance, 
the. 

1656
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,040
Veil Guard's extremely. 
Scissors. 

1657
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:13,040
Very gay Everybody's. 
Gay. 

1658
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:16,240
They're just going to take that 
off the listing, maybe. 

1659
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,600
Like, how old is the crew? 
Yeah. 

1660
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:22,040
Crew no longer exists, sorry. 
They really. 

1661
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,360
Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore. 
The first one. 

1662
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,880
Yeah, you can find discs for it,
but it won't, it won't play. 

1663
01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:32,160
Yeah, it's like, not. 
Exactly like it's not exactly 

1664
01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:35,200
like the first Overwatch. 
They 'cause they use the same 

1665
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:39,120
servers and everything. 
Overwatch too is Overwatch too, 

1666
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,720
so. 
Yeah, it's just. 

1667
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:43,400
Overwatch disc would just boot 
up Overwatch too. 

1668
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:48,520
Yeah, but no, they they 
literally just took the crew off

1669
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:51,800
of everything and didn't even 
like refund anyone. 

1670
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,760
For it. 
And then they torched the 

1671
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:56,080
servers. 
Yeah, they torched the servers 

1672
01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:59,000
like they I don't even they 
didn't even allow like the 

1673
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:02,280
people to make like like 
dedicated servers for the crew. 

1674
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:05,320
Dedicated Wham? 
Dedicated Wham? 

1675
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:09,200
How much dedicated Wham was it 
had make to have our own 

1676
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:15,320
Minecraft server? 
Yeah. 

1677
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,200
How much dedicated Wham does it 
take? 

1678
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,640
You. 
Want my business card for my my 

1679
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:23,200
class server. 
Business card. 

1680
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:25,240
Do you want to join my discord 
server? 

1681
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:26,880
So. 
Do you want to join my decor 

1682
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:29,840
server with my Minecraft? 
How much dead tail Wham do you 

1683
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:32,320
have on your discord server? 
Oh, I have. 

1684
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:35,480
I have like 4-4, you have like 
4. 

1685
01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:39,360
I have a four dead tailed. 
Wham. 04 dead tail Wham wow. 

1686
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:42,040
This is. 
Trying to pure brain rot. 

1687
01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:47,880
Wham when did we get that roll 
20 link for Dead Rain 4? 

1688
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:50,160
He sent it out last week. 
Oh, did he? 

1689
01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:53,080
I just noticed sick. 
Yeah, that's not very much that 

1690
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:56,200
Tay Wham, though. 
Oh, my mom got it for me though.

1691
01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:59,120
Wham for you. 
Yeah, for my birthday. 

1692
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:02,680
Oh, he got a show lately. 
Alex got a sword. 

1693
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,400
You should got a show lately. 
It's a Golf Club. 

1694
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:07,960
It's a show lately. 
Chill a gag. 

1695
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,560
It's a show. 
Lately it's a. 

1696
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:12,600
Shill gag. 
Oh noise. 

1697
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:15,800
I'm testing on a character for 
my new my new Z&D character. 

1698
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:20,400
You talk like it the whole time.
Just hold them all a bit more. 

1699
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:22,520
Yeah, he's friends with John 
Mall. 

1700
01:29:22,680 --> 01:29:24,880
Yeah, they were. 
Oh, Dante. 

1701
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:31,000
Wham. 
When are we playing Next time? 

1702
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,160
I don't. 
I don't know like. 

1703
01:29:33,240 --> 01:29:35,600
It's I'm going to be gone. 
I'm going to be gone next week, 

1704
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,440
yeah. 
Yeah, next week and then the 

1705
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:41,240
week after we're back on, right?
We'll be back on Yeah, like I 

1706
01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:44,760
said, I've got SCP. 
Was it? 

1707
01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:51,080
IKEA. 3008, Yeah, ready to go? 
We'll, we'll do it right now 

1708
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:53,120
all. 
Right, I'm just going to start 

1709
01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:57,000
eating the cinnamon rolls. 
Yeah, after this 2/2 hour UTT. 

1710
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:01,560
Yeah, pretty much. 
So Matato and I have been 

1711
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:04,800
playing a lot of borderlines. 
Me too. 

1712
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:08,760
Like we're going through, we're 
started a not a series, but 

1713
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:11,240
we're basically going through 
all of them because she wants 

1714
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:14,000
100% all of them. 
And I was like, I like Bob Ryan,

1715
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,400
so I'll play with you. 
And she's like cool. 

1716
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:19,040
And I'm like cool. 
And it's reinforcing me wanting 

1717
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:21,400
to make that psycho character 
that I've been talking about. 

1718
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:25,040
Psycho. 
Yeah, that's that's fair. 

1719
01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:28,200
I'll open them up. 
Don't meet wallets. 

1720
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,840
I've got a pretty crazy Rafa 
build right now. 

1721
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:33,080
You're playing Rafa too? 
I love Rafa. 

1722
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:37,920
Rafa do you what? 
What actions do you use? 

1723
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:39,320
Or I guess what action do you 
use? 

1724
01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:43,400
So I've got the twin canons and 
then I've got the. 

1725
01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:45,560
I've got. 
Some twin cannons for you. 

1726
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:50,680
The critical hits and the splash
damage with the Rockets. 

1727
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,000
I'm using. 
I'm using his blades. 

1728
01:30:53,480 --> 01:30:54,760
The blades I got the blades 
pretty good. 

1729
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:58,840
I I like the the. 
They are absolutely useless 

1730
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:02,480
against flying enemies though, 
or flying glasses so I have to 

1731
01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:04,400
spec into gun damage and stuff 
like that. 

1732
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:07,800
The the reason why I like the 
twin guns is because if I hit 

1733
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,920
that and then I go down for 
whatever reason, they're still 

1734
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:11,520
active and they'll kill 
something quick. 

1735
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:14,840
Yeah, because they go the lowest
health enemy. 

1736
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,280
I feel like you don't really 
need that in this game. 

1737
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,640
Well, and then it the really 
cool thing is, is if I activate 

1738
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:24,400
my action then I don't consume 
any ammo for my gun the entire 

1739
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:26,800
time. 
And the more enemies I kill, the

1740
01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:29,280
longer it stays active. 
Oh, that's that's what the 

1741
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:32,680
blades too I actually get like 
if I kill an enemy, I actually 

1742
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:37,120
get bar back and it and it 
doesn't like reduce out of at a 

1743
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:39,520
increased rate or whatever. 
I love Rafa. 

1744
01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:41,760
I think he's my favorite 
characters out of all the series

1745
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:43,760
so far, but I want to play all 
of them. 

1746
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:45,240
I do want to play all of them as
well. 

1747
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:48,120
Yeah, no. 
So I put in roll 20. 

1748
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:55,240
I put a link in for SCP 3008. 
Is that a roll 20 links? 

1749
01:31:55,760 --> 01:32:00,800
Yes, so Joey and Mr. Master made
their own characters last week. 

1750
01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:06,960
Oh, OK, Dang, what the heck? 
Yeah, infinite IKEA is mapped 

1751
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:09,680
out. 
Yeah, it's not a it's not a maze

1752
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:11,320
anymore. 
We know the layout. 

1753
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:15,000
Yeah, they they mapped. 
It out, they play good. 

1754
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:19,120
Wait, why am I in there? 
Oh yeah, he is in there, Yeah. 

1755
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:22,600
You're playing yourself, yeah. 
Oh, we are playing ourselves, 

1756
01:32:22,600 --> 01:32:23,480
OK. 
We all are. 

1757
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:28,560
Yo, I look so cool. 
That's from literally all of our

1758
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,800
pictures except for Danny's is 
when we were hiking, Yeah. 

1759
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:34,200
On the guys trip, yeah. 
That's kind of funny. 

1760
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:36,600
Yeah, pretty much. 
Yeah, pretty much pretty. 

1761
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:41,720
Much. 
So really it's it's going to be 

1762
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:43,640
pretty basic. 
I really don't want to play it 

1763
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:46,000
without all of us here, which is
kind of a sad thing. 

1764
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:50,720
Right, right. 
But it's, it's going to be 

1765
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:55,320
pretty intense, pretty fun, 
basic premise, obviously is 

1766
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:59,920
going to be your, your second 
IKEA, but it's, it's going to 

1767
01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:05,960
have you guys deal with like 
Walmart people, which is going 

1768
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:09,720
to be a lot of fun. 
Not just any Walmart people, 

1769
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:12,240
Fort Dodge, Walmart people, 
because you guys are going to be

1770
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:14,800
taking place in Fort Dodge. 
Oh, you're not talking about the

1771
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:16,080
workers. 
You're talking about the people 

1772
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:17,560
that like, actually go to 
Walmart. 

1773
01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:18,720
Yeah. 
The other people, yeah. 

1774
01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:22,680
Heck yeah. 
Well. 

1775
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:26,600
We'll we'll see when I get back 
because I I'm going to a 

1776
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:30,080
wedding, but it's in the I found
out it's in the afternoon now 

1777
01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:32,880
they like change the time. 
Well, like I said, if you can, 

1778
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:34,960
great. 
If not, great, you know it's 

1779
01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:36,360
fine. 
We'll find another time to play 

1780
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:37,520
it. 
I'm not super worried about it 

1781
01:33:37,840 --> 01:33:42,680
and I know Dad really wants to 
do Dead Rain Four. 

1782
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:46,640
I just don't know, you know, 
like when he like if he's ready 

1783
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:48,680
for it or not, right? 
If he's not, I can give him some

1784
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:51,360
extra time. 
I will need this extra time so I

1785
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:54,520
can finish Draconic Bite cuz how
long was dead? 

1786
01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:58,760
Didn't Bob say how long Dead 
Rain 4 was supposed to be like 8

1787
01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:01,160
episodes or something like that?
I think it's supposed to be, 

1788
01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:06,160
yeah, but I mean. 
So here's the thing, Dead Rain 

1789
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:09,720
has a history Joe, and correct 
me if I'm wrong, but has a 

1790
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:14,400
history of maybe being mapped 
out for 6 to 8 episodes and then

1791
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:18,240
it ends up being a lot longer 
because, well, we do things. 

1792
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:19,880
Dead rain. 
Yeah. 

1793
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:22,600
I think last time it it was 
shorter, wasn't it? 

1794
01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:26,680
Last time I know was supposed to
be was supposed to be shorter, 

1795
01:34:28,280 --> 01:34:31,960
but I we we made it longer 
because we did and I say we is 

1796
01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:35,400
mostly me. 
No, I've partaked in a lot of it

1797
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:38,120
too. 
Oh yeah, that's true. 

1798
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:41,440
Dead Rain season 2 was only 5 
episodes right? 

1799
01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:43,000
Was. 
It really I thought it was like 

1800
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,640
6 or 7. 
I don't think so. 

1801
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:47,640
I think it was only 5. 
And then yeah, I think it was 

1802
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:50,200
Dead Rain. 
Dead Rain 4 was 6 episodes. 

1803
01:34:50,320 --> 01:34:52,200
Really. 
Dead Rain 3. 

1804
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:54,080
Yeah, Dead Rain 3. 
Sorry. 

1805
01:34:57,480 --> 01:35:01,720
Yeah, it was only 6 episodes. 
I feel like they're a lot 

1806
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:05,400
longer. 
They had longerish running times

1807
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:09,400
I guess cuz they were like 
consistently they've been, they 

1808
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,280
were like an hour and a half or 
something like that maybe. 

1809
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:14,280
We just had gaps in like 
recording cuz I feel like we did

1810
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:16,840
Dead Rain 3 for a very lengthy 
amount of time. 

1811
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:20,720
Yeah, Dead Rain 3 episode 6 is 
the finale. 

1812
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:23,760
So if we've got 8, that'd be 
great it. 

1813
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:30,080
Is great, but cheesy? 
Well, penis. 

1814
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:32,360
Well, there's there's lots of 
that. 

1815
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,720
Why don't we have a sausage 
party going on right now? 

1816
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,720
Yeah, yeah, there's there's 
definitely some sausages getting

1817
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:41,400
thrown around. 
Yeah, just slapping them on the 

1818
01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:43,520
table. 
Yeah, Dead Ring 2 is only 5 

1819
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:45,560
episodes. 
That is crazy. 

1820
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:46,760
Yeah, I. 
Remember. 

1821
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:51,720
That he fast tracked it because 
he thought we didn't want to 

1822
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:54,000
play it for a long time or 
something. 

1823
01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:57,600
But I'm here for any any length 
the. 

1824
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:02,880
Cathedral's gonna be 50 
episodes, minimum 50. 

1825
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:04,280
I'm here for it. 
I. 

1826
01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:08,480
Mean that's literally a whole 
year of us just doing one thing 

1827
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:12,280
like. 
Non-stop. 4 hour episodes, so 

1828
01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:15,080
buckle up gentlemen. 
I mean, the ZDS will be in your 

1829
01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:19,640
favor at that point. 
The the SCPS can go as long as 

1830
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:22,840
there's SCPS to exist, so. 
There's. 

1831
01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:23,960
An infinite. 
Amount. 

1832
01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:27,480
Really. 
Doesn't take up the one shot 

1833
01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:31,320
that we do when all the ZDS, the
two one shots when all the ZDS. 

1834
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:35,840
So the 50 weeks of Welcome to 
Cathedral wins nothing but the 

1835
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:39,120
two one shots we do. 
I think I have the perfect 

1836
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:42,880
character for either Draconic 
Flight or the Cathedral. 

1837
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:50,360
I think they'll fit in great. 
Speaking of SCP Dan, I had an 

1838
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:55,200
idea and it kind of culminates 
of when we when I made that that

1839
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:59,880
like class skit. 
I was thinking of making like 

1840
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:03,480
Joe would help me with this but 
making like one of those like 

1841
01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:09,720
like in work like work training 
videos for each of the SC PS OK 

1842
01:37:10,120 --> 01:37:11,800
at the beginning of each episode
do you? 

1843
01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:15,120
Want to do at the beginning or? 
Probably the beginning. 

1844
01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:17,840
The intro. 
Yeah, like like as the intro? 

1845
01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:20,360
What type of thing? 
Because they'll like, for 

1846
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:25,400
instance, like the the one we do
for 3008, it's gonna be the four

1847
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:28,720
of you guys going into an IKEA 
that just opened up in Fort 

1848
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:30,240
Dodge. 
Because you're gonna try to find

1849
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:33,280
Joe furniture for his new house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1850
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:36,280
And then you would obviously 
walk in, you don't realize that 

1851
01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:38,560
it's what it is, what it is. 
And the foundation still hasn't 

1852
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:43,680
come yet to to close it off. 
So that's kind of cool and the 

1853
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:46,440
season run of it, though, I 
wanted to start you guys off as 

1854
01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:50,360
D class and like that one, I 
think the the the videos would 

1855
01:37:50,360 --> 01:37:52,720
be great for because then it's 
like we'll sit all of you guys 

1856
01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:54,440
down and it's like, all right, 
quiet, quiet. 

1857
01:37:54,600 --> 01:37:56,240
And then it's, you know, start. 
Yeah. 

1858
01:37:56,600 --> 01:38:00,440
And then have like those like 
that, like happy, upbeat type of

1859
01:38:00,440 --> 01:38:02,160
like, yeah. 
And all that. 

1860
01:38:02,440 --> 01:38:03,960
And then it's like, oh, don't do
this. 

1861
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:06,440
And then like some kind of like 
slipping effect or whatever and 

1862
01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:09,120
then like crunching and then 
like screaming. 

1863
01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:15,640
Yeah, make sure you wear your 
higher slip proof shoes. 

1864
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:18,360
You could still do that for the 
IKEA app so too. 

1865
01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:21,800
I could, yeah, yeah. 
Look out, look out for the the 

1866
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:24,000
employees. 
They get a little upset or they 

1867
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:26,080
get a little cranky after dark. 
Yeah. 

1868
01:38:27,320 --> 01:38:29,440
Make sure you find a nice sharp 
broom. 

1869
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:34,240
To defend yourself. 
Yes, I got some ideas for IKEA. 

1870
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:36,040
It'd be good. 
I'm really excited if. 

1871
01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:37,080
You want this? 
For IKEA. 

1872
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:41,040
I don't know what I'm going to 
play for SCPI have not thought 

1873
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,160
of a character. 
But then again, like the last 

1874
01:38:43,160 --> 01:38:45,800
like few seasons, I have not 
thought of a character and then 

1875
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:49,080
I just ripped something out of 
my brain and then it works. 

1876
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:51,480
If it helps like give you 
inspiration, like you're deep, 

1877
01:38:51,480 --> 01:38:54,160
you're going to be D class. 
When you don't play yourself, 

1878
01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:56,520
you'll be D class. 
So you're a prisoner for a 

1879
01:38:56,560 --> 01:38:57,560
reason? 
So. 

1880
01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:58,960
Yeah, you. 
Probably just help. 

1881
01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:01,360
A back story, I think. 
What would help is, yeah, come 

1882
01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:03,600
up with your reason why you're 
in prison and then make a 

1883
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:05,240
character around that. 
OK. 

1884
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:07,840
I haven't thought of that yet, 
but I know my character. 

1885
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:13,000
I wandered in and by some 
horribly unlucky happenstance I 

1886
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:15,160
just made it inside. 
I'm not even a prisoner. 

1887
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:16,600
I thought it was a real IKEA or 
something. 

1888
01:39:16,600 --> 01:39:17,840
I'm just like. 
Hey, guys. 

1889
01:39:18,480 --> 01:39:20,440
We're all shopping for. 
Hey. 

1890
01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:27,120
And the entire time. 
Seriously, what you do? 

1891
01:39:27,120 --> 01:39:28,640
And I'm like, what do you mean 
what I do? 

1892
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:31,600
What what I do? 
What do you mean what I do? 

1893
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:33,560
What are you talking? 
I'm just here shopping. 

1894
01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:35,680
You do. 
Shopping put me in an orange 

1895
01:39:35,680 --> 01:39:39,080
jumpsuit. 
Why are you doing that? 

1896
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:41,520
Don't. 
Search that. 

1897
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:43,480
Nate, they're giving us outfits 
to sharpen. 

1898
01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:49,600
But I'm out. 
I, I said this to Joe, but there

1899
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:56,280
is a, there is anpc that I am 
introducing into Draconic Flight

1900
01:39:56,600 --> 01:40:01,080
and we all know him and I'm 
really hoping nobody plays him. 

1901
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:03,680
Before that. 
It's been a character we've that

1902
01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:07,360
we've already seen before. 
He he is someone that we all 

1903
01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:10,600
know. 
That we that we physically know.

1904
01:40:10,840 --> 01:40:12,800
That we that we all physically 
know. 

1905
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:16,400
I not IRL but through videos and
stuff like that. 

1906
01:40:18,560 --> 01:40:20,160
Are you sure that I know? 
Him. 

1907
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,320
It's not King S Ripper. 
I've already introduced him. 

1908
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,720
Play the king. 
Well, I know him. 

1909
01:40:27,760 --> 01:40:31,720
Or are you saying we all know? 
Excluding all the. 

1910
01:40:32,080 --> 01:40:33,720
Internet. 
We all know of him. 

1911
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:37,480
It'd be a pretty, pretty big 
coincidence if somebody played 

1912
01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:39,200
in that, yeah. 
Oh. 

1913
01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:41,800
Mayonnaise. 
Ha ha ha ha. 

1914
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:49,160
Ha mayonnaise, ha ha ha ha. 
So, King Ass Ripper, is that 

1915
01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:51,000
really your name? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1916
01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:55,280
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, I'm the king. 

1917
01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:59,200
What are you in prison? 
For some beer. 

1918
01:40:59,440 --> 01:41:02,800
What are you in prison for? 
I got kicked out of Wendy's for 

1919
01:41:02,800 --> 01:41:04,400
slopping fucking mayonnaise. 
On. 

1920
01:41:04,440 --> 01:41:07,280
Everything and. 
Smashing it with some beer and 

1921
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:08,960
corn. 
Dog ha ha ha. 

1922
01:41:09,440 --> 01:41:12,000
I want the Sonic of all the 
chili cheese. 

1923
01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:15,680
And all the. 
Chili, cheese and. 

1924
01:41:18,800 --> 01:41:20,800
Farting on my warnings door. 
Ha. 

1925
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:34,080
OK you this is pushing me to do 
a stripper as my character. 

1926
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:39,320
For that. 
Guy, why don't you move? 

1927
01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:47,280
No. 
No, a stripper is an anomaly. 

1928
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:53,720
Produces a jar of mayonnaise. 
Euclid. 

1929
01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:57,360
Class so you can tell when he's 
near by the smell in the air. 

1930
01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:00,040
Keeter. 
And the rubbling of a nearby 

1931
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:04,760
door world. 
Ending. 

1932
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:07,760
Event XK World Class. 
Event. 

1933
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:15,520
It's like SCP-001, you will die.
You will die if you come in 

1934
01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:21,600
contact to the expect to die. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

1935
01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:27,920
Smashing it down with some beer 
in his belly. 

1936
01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:30,560
He. 
Eats you. 

1937
01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:34,080
He slapes you in mayonnaise and 
eats. 

1938
01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:37,960
You and consumes you He doesn't 
eat you, he consumes. 

1939
01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:42,160
You this is. 
This is so you can slide down my

1940
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:43,520
gullet. 
Easier. 

1941
01:42:46,440 --> 01:42:50,200
Oh yeah, yeah. 
My Sup character is going to be 

1942
01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:53,800
a a no nonsense Italian guy 
named Dino. 

1943
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:58,720
Dino. 
He's going to be my murder hobo 

1944
01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:01,320
character, I think. 
You'll have plenty of things 

1945
01:43:01,320 --> 01:43:03,040
that murder hobo it's going. 
To be. 

1946
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:07,400
Yeah, I would say like probably 
have a backup. 

1947
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:10,640
Ironically, he's only he's only 
in jail for jaywalking. 

1948
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:14,520
Tax evasion. 
What can I say? 

1949
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:16,800
What can I say, I hate paying 
the taxes. 

1950
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:18,880
I didn't want to do them. 
Big deal. 

1951
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:21,400
I don't like big government. 
What do you mean? 

1952
01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:23,600
No taxation without 
representation. 

1953
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:26,600
Yeah, American Dream and all 
that crap. 

1954
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:31,120
Yeah, all that crap, pretty 
much. 

1955
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:32,840
The character's going to write 
itself. 

1956
01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:36,080
So yeah, I would say have a 
backup character ready because 

1957
01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:37,360
obviously. 
Spongevity. 

1958
01:43:37,640 --> 01:43:40,120
Some SCP, like some SCPS can 
kill you. 

1959
01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:41,840
There's that. 
Obviously. 

1960
01:43:42,200 --> 01:43:43,480
I'm going to be. 
His even worse. 

1961
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:47,160
His little brother, Tiny. 
What happened to my brother 

1962
01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:49,360
Dino? 
It's just going to be the same 

1963
01:43:49,360 --> 01:43:51,280
one but with a higher voice, 
hey? 

1964
01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:55,600
Guys, it's me, Tiny. 
Hey, what happened to my brother

1965
01:43:55,600 --> 01:43:58,000
Dino? 
What happened to Dino? 

1966
01:43:58,040 --> 01:44:02,320
You guys killed him? 
Come on, I'm walking. 

1967
01:44:02,360 --> 01:44:08,640
Here. 
Oh, the play Doctor got him. 

1968
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:12,600
Never mind. 
You got to go up to him. 

1969
01:44:12,760 --> 01:44:16,920
You just got to whack him. 
I got to think of what his fear 

1970
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:18,480
I'm. 
Looking back, dirty. 

1971
01:44:18,880 --> 01:44:21,160
I need him to have a a Keeley's 
heel. 

1972
01:44:22,240 --> 01:44:23,720
Keeley's heel. 
Heights. 

1973
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:28,200
Yeah, Heights. 
Something stupid like clowns 

1974
01:44:28,440 --> 01:44:30,280
because there's several clown 
SCPS. 

1975
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:33,200
Well, I only know of 1 and it's 
neutralized. 

1976
01:44:33,880 --> 01:44:35,160
No, there's, there's a, there's 
another. 

1977
01:44:35,160 --> 01:44:37,120
Few. 
Well, like I said, I only know 

1978
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:39,960
of one there's. 
Another hand there's there's a 

1979
01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:43,520
couple. 
There's one that's like a Chrome

1980
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:45,240
looking alien. 
Yeah. 

1981
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:49,400
And he turned. 
He feeds off of fear, so he 

1982
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:53,880
becomes whatever you fear. 
And they keep him neutralized by

1983
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:57,120
feeding him like cheesy 80s 
horror movies. 

1984
01:44:57,440 --> 01:45:00,200
That's it, yeah. 
So he thinks that that's what 

1985
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:03,080
people fear when it's actually 
not because it's cheesy. 

1986
01:45:04,440 --> 01:45:07,200
There's also another one where 
it's a cheesy horror flick and 

1987
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,000
you go to. 
Watch it. 

1988
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:10,240
And then? 
End up getting. 

1989
01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:13,720
Stuck in it like on a loop. 
Yeah. 

1990
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:16,920
There's one that really 
interests me. 

1991
01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:20,120
I don't exactly remember what 
it's called, but it's 

1992
01:45:20,120 --> 01:45:23,640
essentially like a ghostly 
figure that you can only see in 

1993
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:26,880
the reflection of windows and 
stuff like that and they can 

1994
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:31,040
like mess with your reflection 
and then it messes with you IRL.

1995
01:45:31,880 --> 01:45:32,200
Huh. 
Huh. 

1996
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:35,520
I bang the. 
Wavelection and the way that 

1997
01:45:35,520 --> 01:45:38,040
they keep it like. 
Contained is that they literally

1998
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:44,640
put a window that they know that
the as a as a because the way 

1999
01:45:44,640 --> 01:45:47,840
that it works is that it's like 
an entity that goes from window 

2000
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:50,280
to window. 
It's not like all reflections at

2001
01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:52,600
all time. 
It actually chooses a window. 

2002
01:45:53,240 --> 01:45:57,000
So they they figure out what 
window it is, they cut it out 

2003
01:45:57,000 --> 01:46:00,360
the frame so that it can't like 
leap anywhere, and then they put

2004
01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:02,560
like 2 mirrors in front of it. 
Yeah. 

2005
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:05,320
Neutralized. 
Keto Clay. 

2006
01:46:05,320 --> 01:46:06,960
Well, that's how that's how to 
keep it contained. 

2007
01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:09,000
It doesn't neutralize it. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

2008
01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:12,560
Because neutral. 
In SCP terms, neutralized means 

2009
01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:16,400
it's like destroyed or dead. 
I know we're going to encounter 

2010
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:20,080
those in the reptile. 
Yep, that's a must. 

2011
01:46:20,280 --> 01:46:21,840
Shy guy. 
That's a must. 

2012
01:46:22,440 --> 01:46:26,040
Like Doctor, obviously. 
Can I make up my own SCP? 

2013
01:46:27,160 --> 01:46:28,480
Fanfic. 
Yeah, you could. 

2014
01:46:28,480 --> 01:46:30,200
It probably already exists 
though. 

2015
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:33,440
Usually my fanfic is pretty 
sexually explicit, but I'll keep

2016
01:46:33,440 --> 01:46:35,400
it clean for this one. 
Apparently there's plenty of 

2017
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:37,280
those. 
Well there's one that wasn't 

2018
01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:39,560
supposed to be sexually 
explicit, but for some reason a 

2019
01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:44,320
lot of people draw really spicy 
fan are of this one SCP. 

2020
01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:46,840
High guy which? 
One high guy gets a lot. 

2021
01:46:46,840 --> 01:46:50,440
Old man. 
No, it's, it's the it's the 

2022
01:46:50,440 --> 01:46:55,280
phone app entity one or like 
take pictures of you at like 

2023
01:46:55,280 --> 01:46:56,680
random intervals and then 
they're. 

2024
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:59,200
Like. 
It's like it's like 9 O one or 

2025
01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:02,640
something like that or no, no, 
no, it's like 1-7 something, 

2026
01:47:02,640 --> 01:47:04,280
something. 
Like eventually, like you'll 

2027
01:47:04,280 --> 01:47:06,440
start seeing all your pictures 
and then eventually you start 

2028
01:47:06,440 --> 01:47:07,880
seeing him on the corner of your
eye and stuff. 

2029
01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:10,040
Like he doesn't kill anybody, 
he's just. 

2030
01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:12,720
Yeah, his name's Milo. 
Milo or something? 

2031
01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:15,480
Yeah, it's that's the app. 
You download an app. 

2032
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:17,520
Yeah, that sounds right. 
Yeah. 

2033
01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:20,120
I do want to have you guys 
interact with the old man, 

2034
01:47:20,160 --> 01:47:21,600
because I think that'd be kind 
of. 

2035
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:27,160
Cool, make him two tooth. 
You're going to be that or 

2036
01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:34,160
homeless Jim. 
But gigantic, you're good. 

2037
01:47:35,480 --> 01:47:38,040
He's talking about that like 
blonde chick SCP. 

2038
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:42,440
And then I kind of wanted. 
Pocket dimension. 

2039
01:47:42,720 --> 01:47:45,760
I wanted, I wanted to throw a 
couple of fun ones in there. 

2040
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:50,240
Like there's one where it's like
like the the coffee machine one 

2041
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:51,560
where it can. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

2042
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:52,920
Any liquid my? 
Favorites. 

2043
01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:55,480
Yeah. 
I think like another one that 

2044
01:47:55,480 --> 01:47:58,680
would be fun for you guys to 
interact with would be like the 

2045
01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:01,640
the paper Dragons I. 
Know that one? 

2046
01:48:01,640 --> 01:48:04,400
Aren't those neutralized? 
Yeah, they're neutralized now, 

2047
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:06,640
but I think you guys are gonna 
accidentally neutralize them. 

2048
01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:12,040
The the the. 
Friendly slime ball. 

2049
01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:14,480
Yeah, friendly slime. 
That was another one. 

2050
01:48:15,280 --> 01:48:17,920
Dude I just listened to that one
recently. 

2051
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:22,240
They they put him in with what? 
Was it the reptile or something?

2052
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:24,880
Yeah. 
It was one of those NCPS that's 

2053
01:48:24,880 --> 01:48:28,560
never friendly. 
It's always like destructive and

2054
01:48:28,560 --> 01:48:31,160
they put the friendly slimeball 
in there and he actually had a 

2055
01:48:31,160 --> 01:48:33,720
conversation with him. 
I don't know that one. 

2056
01:48:33,720 --> 01:48:37,600
Yeah, like it like the way that 
the slime works is that it it 

2057
01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:41,960
has like some kind of like 
psychic or like indoor like what

2058
01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:44,040
are those called? 
Endorphins, pheromones. 

2059
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:49,320
And it just, it just makes you 
happy whenever it's around. 

2060
01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:52,760
That's all it does. 
I wanted to have you guys sit to

2061
01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:55,760
the Reagan tapes. 
Yeah, that's my favorite authent

2062
01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:56,720
favorite I. 
Know. 

2063
01:48:57,280 --> 01:48:59,720
You like bodies in the water, so
you'll probably incorporate. 

2064
01:48:59,720 --> 01:49:02,320
That I love bodies in the water.
I don't recognize. 

2065
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:03,880
The bodies in the water when I 
say. 

2066
01:49:03,880 --> 01:49:05,400
There's no bodies in the water. 
What do? 

2067
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:06,560
You. 
I don't know who they are. 

2068
01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:08,760
That's not my brother, Tiny. 
I don't know who that is. 

2069
01:49:08,880 --> 01:49:12,240
I'm in the middle of I'm in the 
middle of nowhere Wisconsin, 

2070
01:49:12,240 --> 01:49:15,480
looking at bodies in the water. 
I don't recognize them I. 

2071
01:49:15,480 --> 01:49:19,000
Really do wanna do a one shot of
the flush that hates. 

2072
01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:21,560
Flush that hates which ones? 
That the basically zombies. 

2073
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:24,240
It. 
Basically, kind of. 

2074
01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:29,880
It's more like if you were to 
grind paste or viscera into a 

2075
01:49:29,880 --> 01:49:32,360
paste and then it like shapes 
itself. 

2076
01:49:32,560 --> 01:49:34,240
Yeah, I think I remember that 
one. 

2077
01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:38,920
Because it was like a village in
like Russia or something like 

2078
01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:42,200
that. 
And like it was just a town that

2079
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:45,840
just got like enveloped by like 
flesh and it would kill people 

2080
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:50,120
and add more flesh to it. 
There was a, there was an SCP 

2081
01:49:50,120 --> 01:49:53,000
podcast that did that. 
But for some reason, I don't 

2082
01:49:53,000 --> 01:49:57,120
know if it's like a bit or if it
was like a like they had to take

2083
01:49:57,120 --> 01:50:01,160
the podcast down, but they like 
took it down and then 

2084
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:05,160
reintroduced another podcast of 
like the same stuff, but it 

2085
01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:07,320
doesn't have all the old 
episodes anymore. 

2086
01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:11,240
You got to subscribe to their 
Patreon to get those back. 

2087
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:15,360
Probably there's one and I'm 
giving you ideas, Danny, but 

2088
01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:19,560
there's one you could, you could
have us like basically give us 

2089
01:50:19,560 --> 01:50:22,320
superpowers with certain ones, 
like there's the The Fountain of

2090
01:50:22,320 --> 01:50:25,120
Youth one that's one where you 
can't die. 

2091
01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:28,880
Yeah. 
There's one where killer ink, 

2092
01:50:29,160 --> 01:50:34,040
there's a tattoo of a lady 
that's on you and it moves and 

2093
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:38,720
it it needs it needs like blood 
from other people or something. 

2094
01:50:38,720 --> 01:50:41,840
So it needs to kill. 
And so it like gives you it like

2095
01:50:42,000 --> 01:50:46,320
attacks for you, but it hurts 
extremely bad when the tattoo is

2096
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:48,720
moving around. 
It's like you're getting it re 

2097
01:50:48,720 --> 01:50:51,200
inked. 
There's a there's oh, good, I 

2098
01:50:51,200 --> 01:50:53,800
was going to say there was a, 
there's literally a fly, a 

2099
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:58,720
psychic fly, literally just a 
family that like comes up to you

2100
01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:00,600
and talks to you like 
telepathically. 

2101
01:51:01,360 --> 01:51:06,520
And it like gives you it grants 
you a wish and it you wish for 

2102
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:10,200
something, it grants it to you. 
It explodes right after, like 

2103
01:51:10,200 --> 01:51:12,360
the wish is like made or 
whatever. 

2104
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:15,880
And then it comes back later. 
And when it does come back like 

2105
01:51:15,880 --> 01:51:20,040
that person just violently dies 
for no for inexplicable reasons.

2106
01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:23,640
I've heard of that one. 
Have you heard of the one with 

2107
01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:27,560
like the the 3D printer that 
requires like human flesh? 

2108
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:29,320
No, I have never heard of that 
one. 

2109
01:51:29,640 --> 01:51:32,720
Yeah, like it like generates, 
like it only speaks like it's, 

2110
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:36,520
it only speaks in Russian. 
And so like you can tell it to 

2111
01:51:36,760 --> 01:51:39,840
print something and then like it
requires human flesh and a 

2112
01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:42,680
little print whenever you ask it
to print, but it's like 

2113
01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:43,840
sentient. 
It's weird. 

2114
01:51:45,840 --> 01:51:49,320
There's, there's an there's an 
SCP where it's literally just a 

2115
01:51:49,320 --> 01:51:53,560
dude, but his whole shtick is at
every like 2 weeks, he like 

2116
01:51:53,560 --> 01:51:56,960
teleports to another dimension 
and he actually, and he 

2117
01:51:56,960 --> 01:51:58,760
actually, I think his name is 
like Tyler. 

2118
01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:01,320
I think that's what they call 
him or that's what he says his 

2119
01:52:01,320 --> 01:52:03,360
name is. 
And he like teleports to another

2120
01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:05,840
dimension for like a couple days
and then comes back. 

2121
01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:09,840
And then the SCP Foundation 
actually, like, started giving 

2122
01:52:09,840 --> 01:52:14,560
him like, tools and weapons and 
like backpacks and stuff like 

2123
01:52:14,560 --> 01:52:15,920
that so that he could take with 
them. 

2124
01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:18,840
But he has to request it and 
then they have to grant it. 

2125
01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:25,000
And then, yeah. 
There's a pocket dimension where

2126
01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:28,160
everything people are like 
vegetables and fruits. 

2127
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:31,640
Veggie Tales, I thought. 
That would be a fun one. 

2128
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:34,640
Listen to that one too. 
I just listened to that one too.

2129
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:39,040
They were like bananas. 
And as the Sep archives broke 

2130
01:52:39,040 --> 01:52:42,160
through and yeah, they 
introduced the fruit flies by. 

2131
01:52:42,160 --> 01:52:45,720
Accident for the whole. 
World dies because of an 

2132
01:52:45,720 --> 01:52:47,160
infestation of fruit flies, I 
thought. 

2133
01:52:48,360 --> 01:52:50,880
That'd be funny for you guys to 
have to be like, Oh no, he 

2134
01:52:50,880 --> 01:52:53,480
killed an entire civilization. 
Oh no. 

2135
01:52:54,760 --> 01:52:57,360
Anyway, on to the next one. 
The bodies in the water. 

2136
01:52:58,120 --> 01:52:59,600
Obviously, because that's my 
favorite. 

2137
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:03,000
And then there was the. 
Oh, what was one? 

2138
01:53:03,000 --> 01:53:05,040
I just said before that one. 
That was your favorite? 

2139
01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:06,600
Gosh, what was it? 
Reagan. 

2140
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:07,880
Are you talking about me? 
Reagan? 

2141
01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:08,960
The Reagan tapes? 
The Reagan tapes? 

2142
01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:09,800
Yeah. 
Or Reagan tapes. 

2143
01:53:09,960 --> 01:53:12,200
I don't know. 
The endless staircase. 

2144
01:53:12,200 --> 01:53:14,040
Is a. 
Classic, but I don't know how 

2145
01:53:14,080 --> 01:53:15,640
you incorporate. 
That one, are you? 

2146
01:53:15,640 --> 01:53:18,840
Talking like the the one for the
watch shower. 

2147
01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:22,280
It's like it's the first. 
One that everybody does, it's 

2148
01:53:22,280 --> 01:53:24,920
like, I think probably the most 
well known, it's just. 

2149
01:53:24,920 --> 01:53:28,640
Like in some school, there's the
closet with an endless staircase

2150
01:53:28,640 --> 01:53:31,520
going down. 
Yeah, you made a joke about that

2151
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:34,680
in like the first or the second 
episode or whatever. 

2152
01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:37,440
This after. 
Session 0 Chasm Inferno. 

2153
01:53:37,440 --> 01:53:40,800
You're like, I know this SCP and
I was like, oh, this isn't an 

2154
01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:42,720
SCP. 
It's just Oh yeah, something I 

2155
01:53:42,720 --> 01:53:45,360
came up with. 
Yeah, that's what I was 

2156
01:53:45,360 --> 01:53:47,120
referring to. 
Yeah, but there's. 

2157
01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,720
Different landings and. 
It zigzags and possibly. 

2158
01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:51,840
Far down and there's an entity 
down there. 

2159
01:53:52,000 --> 01:53:55,440
It's spooky. 
There's the the game show of 

2160
01:53:55,440 --> 01:53:55,920
death. 
I don't. 

2161
01:53:56,120 --> 01:53:57,840
Have you ever heard that one? 
Yeah. 

2162
01:53:57,880 --> 01:53:59,880
Oh, I have heard of. 
That one, yeah, there's a few of

2163
01:53:59,880 --> 01:54:01,560
those. 
That would be fun. 

2164
01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:06,360
SCP-024SCP-1000. 
Obviously, it's a classic. 

2165
01:54:07,160 --> 01:54:09,080
Bigfoot. 
Oh yeah. 

2166
01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:13,400
I was going to make it's just a 
really you. 

2167
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:15,920
Incorporate Bigfoot like. 
Those like AI generated. 

2168
01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:17,960
Videos like hey guys, I'm here 
with my. 

2169
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:20,560
Brother and he just. 
Told me to try on this Nair. 

2170
01:54:22,680 --> 01:54:24,120
I shouldn't have tried it. 
He's just. 

2171
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:29,920
No word. 
I I was going to make cocaine, 

2172
01:54:29,920 --> 01:54:31,240
Steve. 
An SCP? 

2173
01:54:31,480 --> 01:54:35,440
Yes, he should be. 
It's OK. 

2174
01:54:36,440 --> 01:54:38,280
Like, Oh yeah. 
Classify him as I don't. 

2175
01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:40,840
Think Keeter because he's not 
really a threat to. 

2176
01:54:40,840 --> 01:54:41,760
Humanity. 
He's just. 

2177
01:54:41,760 --> 01:54:45,240
I wouldn't say. 
Keeter class Udes are threats 

2178
01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:45,960
to. 
Humanity. 

2179
01:54:45,960 --> 01:54:49,080
Though not all of them are. 
Some of them are just there. 

2180
01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:51,000
They're just. 
Anomalies that are there like 

2181
01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:52,520
some. 
Keeter. 

2182
01:54:52,520 --> 01:54:56,920
Class I I say Euclid, so some 
Keeter class can be. 

2183
01:54:56,960 --> 01:54:59,760
Like extinction level events. 
But they aren't. 

2184
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:04,440
Like maybe he has the power to 
be right. 

2185
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:06,760
We don't know at. 
This time I I still. 

2186
01:55:06,840 --> 01:55:11,880
Say I I only say Euclid because.
Because the. 

2187
01:55:11,880 --> 01:55:13,600
Way that they classify. 
It like. 

2188
01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:16,320
Safe, Euclid and Keeter. 
It's not like how. 

2189
01:55:16,320 --> 01:55:19,160
Dangerous they are. 
It's how hard it is to keep 

2190
01:55:19,200 --> 01:55:20,600
contained. 
Contained. 

2191
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:22,840
Yeah. 
And you can't really contain in 

2192
01:55:22,840 --> 01:55:25,960
cocaine sieve, No. 
Yeah, it's pretty Euclid. 

2193
01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:29,560
I think unless he wants to be 
contained and he doesn't want to

2194
01:55:29,560 --> 01:55:30,360
be. 
Contained. 

2195
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:34,560
He just needs one thing and one 
thing only. 

2196
01:55:37,080 --> 01:55:39,880
The the SCP Foundation. 
Partnered with the cartel to 

2197
01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:44,320
keep him contained. 
Yeah, the only way to container 

2198
01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:47,280
is. 
He. 

2199
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,640
Has to be in a. 
Facility in Colombia. 

2200
01:55:52,040 --> 01:55:54,560
Yes, I was. 
I was going to have an episode 

2201
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:56,760
where. 
You essentially. 

2202
01:55:56,960 --> 01:55:58,480
Like have to go to I was going 
to. 

2203
01:55:58,760 --> 01:56:01,720
Have it be like site 13, but 
they they were going to have 

2204
01:56:01,720 --> 01:56:07,000
like a, a massive like outbreak 
and their nuke didn't go off. 

2205
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:09,440
So you've got to go in and 
figure out what's going on. 

2206
01:56:09,760 --> 01:56:12,000
And so you can come across 
multiple SC. 

2207
01:56:12,000 --> 01:56:16,000
PS Oh yeah, oh, check a monster.
That'd be a good one. 

2208
01:56:16,680 --> 01:56:19,520
Check a monster. 
What's the What's? 

2209
01:56:19,520 --> 01:56:23,120
The one where it's like a What's
the one where? 

2210
01:56:23,120 --> 01:56:25,280
It's like a giant. 
Machine and you can like put 

2211
01:56:25,280 --> 01:56:28,760
stuff in it and then like it 
will it will you like shut the 

2212
01:56:28,760 --> 01:56:32,880
door and then it like produces 
like something new or like puts 

2213
01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:34,840
it together. 
Unlike the other side. 

2214
01:56:36,080 --> 01:56:38,320
It kind of sounds like that 3D 
printer one, but it doesn't 

2215
01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:40,640
require flesh. 
You just literally put. 

2216
01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:43,360
Something in it and. 
Then or like a couple things in 

2217
01:56:43,360 --> 01:56:47,400
it and then it will like combine
them into like either a recipe 

2218
01:56:47,400 --> 01:56:48,800
that you have or just something 
new. 

2219
01:56:49,120 --> 01:56:54,960
So let me read you SCP-999. 
It appears to be a large. 

2220
01:56:55,160 --> 01:56:58,240
Amorphous gelatinous mass of 
translucent orange slime, 

2221
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:03,000
weighing about 54kg or 120 lbs, 
with a consistency similar to 

2222
01:57:03,000 --> 01:57:05,680
that of peanut butter. 
Subject size and shape is easily

2223
01:57:05,680 --> 01:57:08,960
malleable and can change shape 
at will, though when it rests, 

2224
01:57:08,960 --> 01:57:14,240
SCP-999 becomes a rounded oblate
Dome roughly 2 meters wide and 

2225
01:57:14,240 --> 01:57:17,760
1m in height. 
The surface of SCP-999 consists 

2226
01:57:17,760 --> 01:57:20,320
of a thin transparent membrane 
similar to that of an animal 

2227
01:57:20,320 --> 01:57:24,240
cell, roughly .5 centimeters 
thick, and is highly elastic, 

2228
01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:28,040
allowing to SCP-999 to flatten 
proportions of his body up to 

2229
01:57:28,040 --> 01:57:31,360
2cm thin. 
The surface is also hydrophobic,

2230
01:57:31,640 --> 01:57:34,640
although SCP-999 can willfully 
absorb liquids. 

2231
01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:38,440
The rest of SCP-999's body is 
filled with a viscous orange 

2232
01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:41,800
substance of an unknown chemical
makeup, though is capable of 

2233
01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:44,160
digesting organic materials with
ease. 

2234
01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:46,880
So and apparently like he's 
like, his temperament is that of

2235
01:57:46,880 --> 01:57:51,760
like a playful dog will often 
like will often react with an 

2236
01:57:51,760 --> 01:57:54,280
overwhelming elation. 
Slytherin over to the nearest 

2237
01:57:54,280 --> 01:57:57,600
person, leaping upon them, 
hugging them with a pair of 

2238
01:57:57,800 --> 01:58:00,440
pseudopods while nuzzling the 
person's face with a third 

2239
01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,840
pseudopod. 
But apparently he can get like 

2240
01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:07,360
upset when he's left alone for 
too long and he can, I can just 

2241
01:58:07,360 --> 01:58:11,040
imagine like, it's like a like a
sight like we find him and then 

2242
01:58:11,040 --> 01:58:13,520
we have to bring him along. 
For like the entire thing 

2243
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:20,320
otherwise he will just kill US1 
of us was just deathly afraid of

2244
01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:24,320
it his. 
His in addition to his. 

2245
01:58:24,320 --> 01:58:28,400
Playful behavior SCP9O9 seems. 
To love all animals, especially 

2246
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:30,680
humans. 
Refusing to eat any meat and 

2247
01:58:30,680 --> 01:58:32,320
even at the risk of his own life
to save others. 

2248
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:34,280
On one occasion, leaping in 
front of a person to take a 

2249
01:58:34,280 --> 01:58:38,240
bullet fired at them. 
Oh, he's a homie? 

2250
01:58:38,520 --> 01:58:40,880
Yeah, why would we leave him 
behind? 

2251
01:58:41,120 --> 01:58:44,120
SCP-999's. 
Diet consists entirely of candy 

2252
01:58:44,120 --> 01:58:46,760
and sweets with M&M's and Necco 
Wafers. 

2253
01:58:46,760 --> 01:58:48,240
Being his favorite. 
Nice. 

2254
01:58:51,760 --> 01:58:53,360
That's awesome. 
We have to find that one. 

2255
01:58:53,520 --> 01:58:55,920
Make him like a companion that 
just like hangs around with you 

2256
01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:57,240
guys. 
I'm thinking so. 

2257
01:58:57,560 --> 01:58:59,320
Honestly, he doesn't even have 
to do anything. 

2258
01:58:59,320 --> 01:59:01,120
Just the fact that he's like, 
around. 

2259
01:59:03,320 --> 01:59:07,120
We have to give him a name and 
honestly, I like. 

2260
01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:10,640
The the the. 
Psychological SCPS. 

2261
01:59:10,840 --> 01:59:13,200
That you could throw at us. 
The ones that like mess with 

2262
01:59:13,200 --> 01:59:14,560
your head. 
I love those ones. 

2263
01:59:15,040 --> 01:59:17,840
Like the ones there's a it's a 
series of ads. 

2264
01:59:17,920 --> 01:59:19,960
That you see that make you want 
to kill. 

2265
01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:21,160
Yourself. 
Yeah. 

2266
01:59:21,760 --> 01:59:25,080
It's like shooting yourself can 
help increase bullet resistance.

2267
01:59:25,080 --> 01:59:26,320
Like, wait a minute. 
What? 

2268
01:59:26,320 --> 01:59:28,400
Really. 
Yeah. 

2269
01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:32,200
And you start to believe it. 
Because like one that. 

2270
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:35,320
Like can appear on like TV. 
Screens to like mess with you. 

2271
01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:39,200
There's one it's, uh, it. 
The the story takes place like 

2272
01:59:39,200 --> 01:59:40,880
it, like lives in, like a TV and
like a. 

2273
01:59:41,920 --> 01:59:47,400
A hotel, right? 
I I think maybe I just remember 

2274
01:59:47,640 --> 01:59:50,080
there was like an S like. 
There used to, there was an old 

2275
01:59:50,080 --> 01:59:55,240
SCP game that Markiplier used to
play and there was an SCP that 

2276
01:59:55,240 --> 01:59:57,960
would like follow him into like 
certain areas and it would 

2277
01:59:57,960 --> 02:00:00,800
appear on the T VS and if you 
stare right at it it would like 

2278
02:00:00,800 --> 02:00:04,480
zoom in like uncomfortably long 
and then you would just fall 

2279
02:00:04,480 --> 02:00:07,240
over dead. 
I don't remember that one. 

2280
02:00:07,680 --> 02:00:10,840
Either I'm remembering wrong or 
maybe I'm just mixing 2. 

2281
02:00:10,840 --> 02:00:13,960
Together for some reason. 
I know there's one that like, 

2282
02:00:13,960 --> 02:00:16,680
lives in TV's and like gets 
inside your brain that way. 

2283
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:18,680
I don't remember. 
Which one it? 

2284
02:00:18,680 --> 02:00:22,120
Is though red ice that'll be a 
good one Yeah, I was just going 

2285
02:00:22,120 --> 02:00:24,920
to say that one actually. 
What's the one where like it, 

2286
02:00:25,120 --> 02:00:28,680
like the SCP itself was like a? 
Mist and it like took. 

2287
02:00:28,680 --> 02:00:29,920
Over an. 
Entire town. 

2288
02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:33,600
Yeah, there is one like that, 
but I forget which one it is 

2289
02:00:33,840 --> 02:00:37,840
like and you can in the only. 
Way to get to that town is like 

2290
02:00:38,120 --> 02:00:41,520
you have to be at a. 
Driving at like a specific speed

2291
02:00:41,520 --> 02:00:43,240
at like a specific time at 
night. 

2292
02:00:43,720 --> 02:00:45,960
Oh yeah, I've heard of that. 
And then like it, it would be 

2293
02:00:45,960 --> 02:00:49,200
like an off ramp and then you'd 
be get into town that way. 

2294
02:00:49,640 --> 02:00:51,520
I love otherwise. 
You can't get into it. 

2295
02:00:52,080 --> 02:00:55,240
You can combine so many ideas 
here well, because. 

2296
02:00:55,240 --> 02:00:56,520
There's one where it's like 
it's. 

2297
02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:58,880
A. 
It's a school that like nobody 

2298
02:00:58,880 --> 02:00:59,800
lives. 
Or that nobody. 

2299
02:00:59,800 --> 02:01:03,880
Goes to anymore that like 
underneath the school is like 

2300
02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:07,240
underneath the pool like a bunch
of kids died and now they're 

2301
02:01:07,240 --> 02:01:10,040
like, Oh yeah, coming back 
there's another one. 

2302
02:01:10,040 --> 02:01:13,200
It's like the the the Mad cow 
King or. 

2303
02:01:13,200 --> 02:01:15,240
Like psychological. 
Like reaches out and it has 

2304
02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:18,760
like, like it it, it makes 
people like kill other people to

2305
02:01:18,760 --> 02:01:21,160
bring it their flesh. 
But it's like this rotting cow 

2306
02:01:21,160 --> 02:01:23,000
corpse. 
Yeah. 

2307
02:01:23,280 --> 02:01:25,840
Wait, that might be the flesh 
that hates. 

2308
02:01:26,200 --> 02:01:28,520
Is it I? 
That might be it. 

2309
02:01:28,520 --> 02:01:29,080
Let. 
Me. 

2310
02:01:29,320 --> 02:01:31,480
Let me look it up, I need to do 
more research. 

2311
02:01:31,680 --> 02:01:34,680
On it, Jamie, look that. 
Up if you don't do this one then

2312
02:01:34,680 --> 02:01:37,680
I would do a one shot of a Dang 
I wish I knew. 

2313
02:01:37,680 --> 02:01:41,960
The name but. 
It's a prison prison where they 

2314
02:01:41,960 --> 02:01:45,920
they routinely send D class in 
and you have to follow a 

2315
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:48,840
specific path and keep your 
flashlight on. 

2316
02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:52,040
Or is it off? 
I don't remember, but you have 

2317
02:01:52,040 --> 02:01:57,160
to keep applying blood to this 
prison cell to make a specific 

2318
02:01:57,240 --> 02:02:00,320
Insignia or else these dark 
creatures come out and, and 

2319
02:02:00,320 --> 02:02:03,320
they, they, they try to tempt 
you like psychologically to, to 

2320
02:02:03,320 --> 02:02:07,920
leave while you're there. 
It's of the name though the The 

2321
02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:12,400
Flesh that hates Dan. 
Is SCP. 610. 

2322
02:02:12,680 --> 02:02:15,960
If that's the one that you were 
looking at, wasn't I'll look it 

2323
02:02:15,960 --> 02:02:19,200
up. 610 you said? 
Yeah, 610 the other flesh that 

2324
02:02:19,200 --> 02:02:22,000
hates. 
Oh SCP. 450 was the one I was 

2325
02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:24,040
thinking of. 
See what I mean? 

2326
02:02:24,040 --> 02:02:26,640
Like we could literally do. 
Thousands and thousands of 

2327
02:02:26,640 --> 02:02:28,400
episodes of this. 
Yeah, right. 

2328
02:02:28,720 --> 02:02:31,240
And. 
And still like, still have new 

2329
02:02:31,240 --> 02:02:35,320
stuff to like, new new scenarios
to be in. 450, you said, Joe 

2330
02:02:35,680 --> 02:02:38,560
Yep. 450, the abandoned federal 
penitentiary. 

2331
02:02:38,920 --> 02:02:41,280
Yep. 
Oh oh, that'd be a good one. 

2332
02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:44,280
Shot Honestly, that's a. 
Really cool location, one with a

2333
02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:46,400
lot of. 
Dangers there that wasn't 

2334
02:02:46,400 --> 02:02:47,400
happened. 
About what appears to be a 

2335
02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:50,160
hostile spectral into detracting
the attention of setting these 

2336
02:02:50,160 --> 02:02:53,240
is inevitably fatal. 
Entering the cell by any other 

2337
02:02:53,240 --> 02:02:55,760
means other than the main door. 
Moving at speeds greater than 

2338
02:02:55,760 --> 02:02:59,080
.25 meters per second. 
Staying in the cell for longer 

2339
02:02:59,080 --> 02:03:02,280
than 25 minutes at a time. 
Entering the cell block at more 

2340
02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:06,440
more than once every 24 hours. 
Operating any electronic device 

2341
02:03:06,640 --> 02:03:09,600
or any sound louder than 25 
decibels. 

2342
02:03:12,160 --> 02:03:15,440
Auditory and visual 
hallucinations, including. 

2343
02:03:15,440 --> 02:03:17,680
Spectral voices, bleeding walls,
and poltergeist. 

2344
02:03:17,680 --> 02:03:21,160
Activity are considered normal. 
Lack of same is cause for 

2345
02:03:21,160 --> 02:03:24,840
concern. 
Personnel are encouraged to not 

2346
02:03:24,840 --> 02:03:27,560
investigate any dead bodies, 
supernatural activity or 

2347
02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:30,480
rotting. 
That wouldn't be fun. 

2348
02:03:30,800 --> 02:03:33,320
That one would be a lot of fun. 
There's so much to do with. 

2349
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:37,560
It. 
Yeah, yeah. 

2350
02:03:37,560 --> 02:03:40,080
That's a good one. 
Oh no, I could see you messing 

2351
02:03:40,080 --> 02:03:43,480
you guys up a lot on that one. 
There's. 

2352
02:03:44,080 --> 02:03:49,320
STP 823 known as the Carnival. 
Of Horrors It's an anomalous 

2353
02:03:49,320 --> 02:03:53,200
band abandoned amusement park 
known for its violent and lethal

2354
02:03:53,200 --> 02:03:56,760
anomalous properties. 
So like there there's like a 

2355
02:03:57,600 --> 02:04:00,080
that was just, it was it's 
mainly like rides. 

2356
02:04:00,440 --> 02:04:03,000
And stuff like. 
That like you ride on the rides 

2357
02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:04,680
and it like they'll just kill 
you. 

2358
02:04:06,120 --> 02:04:09,320
Like if I remember correctly, 
there is a there's a roller 

2359
02:04:09,320 --> 02:04:12,440
coaster that literally like once
he gets to like a certain point,

2360
02:04:12,440 --> 02:04:15,400
like it's all fun and dandy 
until like a blade comes down 

2361
02:04:15,520 --> 02:04:18,320
and like decapitates people. 
So that would be interesting. 

2362
02:04:18,960 --> 02:04:22,760
There's the also in here. 
It's the tunnel of love where? 

2363
02:04:22,760 --> 02:04:25,160
People would go. 
Into it, you know, like couples 

2364
02:04:25,280 --> 02:04:29,800
and all that and they would go 
in and when they come out they 

2365
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:31,440
were fused together. 
Huh. 

2366
02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:34,600
Yeah. 
Oh, this one would be fun. 

2367
02:04:35,360 --> 02:04:38,360
SCP-894 the hear no evil or 
hear. 

2368
02:04:38,360 --> 02:04:43,640
No see no Through the 894-1-2 
and dash three are a number of 

2369
02:04:43,640 --> 02:04:47,160
small plastic monkeys, each set 
with a slightly different mold. 

2370
02:04:48,160 --> 02:04:52,400
One is covering his mouth, 2 is 
covering his ears, and three is 

2371
02:04:52,400 --> 02:04:55,360
covering his eyes. 
But any living being within 5 

2372
02:04:55,360 --> 02:05:00,000
meters of of SCP-894-1 makes 
visual contact with the specimen

2373
02:05:00,280 --> 02:05:03,160
they rented, incapable of 
vocalization for a period of 24 

2374
02:05:03,160 --> 02:05:05,600
hours. 
And then two, like they can't 

2375
02:05:05,600 --> 02:05:09,080
hear, three they can't see. 
It's like if you, if you come 

2376
02:05:09,080 --> 02:05:11,880
into contact with any of them, 
they, you can't see here. 

2377
02:05:12,120 --> 02:05:16,320
It's like maybe like while 
you're storming into the into 

2378
02:05:16,320 --> 02:05:18,280
like Site 13, you come across 
one of them. 

2379
02:05:18,280 --> 02:05:20,960
So one of you can't talk. 
You got to communicate like via 

2380
02:05:20,960 --> 02:05:25,640
writing. 
Oh, Oh yeah, SCP-8983. 

2381
02:05:26,560 --> 02:05:27,920
It's like a. 
It's like. 

2382
02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:30,200
A symbol monk or it's like a 
mechanical monkey. 

2383
02:05:30,400 --> 02:05:34,360
It's holding like a bell and 
it's it's completely safe to 

2384
02:05:34,360 --> 02:05:37,160
handle and everything unless 
it's your birthday. 

2385
02:05:37,480 --> 02:05:39,640
And then you have to sing. 
Along with it, and then it gives

2386
02:05:39,640 --> 02:05:42,560
you a piece of candy and then 
that piece of candy has like 

2387
02:05:42,560 --> 02:05:44,840
random effects like it can aid 
you. 

2388
02:05:45,240 --> 02:05:49,240
It could just straight up kill 
you, it could like heal any 

2389
02:05:49,240 --> 02:05:51,920
sickness that you might have, 
but it's completely random. 

2390
02:05:52,320 --> 02:05:54,000
Huh. 
I'll post this in the video 

2391
02:05:54,000 --> 02:05:58,880
chat, but I also think that the.
The like, the like. 

2392
02:05:58,880 --> 02:06:03,880
Better you sing along with it. 
At like the more singing 

2393
02:06:03,880 --> 02:06:07,440
accuracy, it gives you better 
candy. 

2394
02:06:08,280 --> 02:06:10,560
Really, there's a lot. 
There's a lot we could do. 

2395
02:06:10,840 --> 02:06:14,120
This is a weapon called SCP-084 
or 03. 

2396
02:06:14,120 --> 02:06:16,680
Four, I mean, yeah, and 
basically. 

2397
02:06:16,680 --> 02:06:19,560
Once you take the blood of 
somebody, you can mimic them, 

2398
02:06:19,800 --> 02:06:23,360
you get you can get their body. 
Oh, take on their appearance. 

2399
02:06:23,480 --> 02:06:25,920
Interesting. 
So if we had items like that, 

2400
02:06:26,160 --> 02:06:29,160
it'd be fun. 
Well, or I could give you like. 

2401
02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:39,000
SCP. 127 which is an MP5. 
KPDW submachine gun sick but the

2402
02:06:39,000 --> 02:06:41,720
weapons ammunition initially 
appeared to be human like teeth.

2403
02:06:44,760 --> 02:06:48,080
DNA testing of the bullets 
resulted to no match. 

2404
02:06:48,080 --> 02:06:53,520
On any known species on Earth. 2
settings semi automatic and full

2405
02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:55,320
automatic. 
An audible groan can be heard 

2406
02:06:55,320 --> 02:06:58,080
when switching between the two. 
Upon depleting the weapons 

2407
02:06:58,080 --> 02:07:01,400
magazine, typically sixty shots,
it takes between 3:00 to five 

2408
02:07:01,640 --> 02:07:04,600
days to regrow a new supply of 
ammunition. 

2409
02:07:06,240 --> 02:07:08,680
Remove the magazine. 
If resulted in failure, it 

2410
02:07:08,680 --> 02:07:10,280
appears to permanently be 
attached to the weapon. 

2411
02:07:10,440 --> 02:07:13,000
So essentially it's a. 
A live weapon? 

2412
02:07:14,680 --> 02:07:17,040
That's pretty cool. 
There's one similar where it's 

2413
02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:20,200
an invisible. 
Bow OK when you. 

2414
02:07:20,280 --> 02:07:24,120
When you draw it back it shoots 
your arm bone which has to grow 

2415
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:28,120
back ow it. 
It's extremely painful and does 

2416
02:07:28,360 --> 02:07:30,600
extreme amounts of damage. 
I don't know what. 

2417
02:07:30,600 --> 02:07:35,680
Number that is though. 
Oh here it is the the the SCP 

2418
02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:40,920
with like the misty town. 
Is SCP-1936 OK? 

2419
02:07:41,880 --> 02:07:46,280
That's what I was talking about.
Yeah. 1936 that. 

2420
02:07:46,280 --> 02:07:48,680
One's a really cool. 
Location too. 

2421
02:07:49,560 --> 02:07:51,400
Daleport. 
Yeah, Daleport. 

2422
02:07:53,080 --> 02:07:55,680
Town, 1987. 
The smear of entrails and 

2423
02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:57,240
vistra. 
Capable of picking up. 

2424
02:07:57,320 --> 02:08:01,480
Audio and radio transmission. 6 
miles away, a torso embedded in 

2425
02:08:01,480 --> 02:08:03,160
a wall. 
Slight movement of the torso is 

2426
02:08:03,160 --> 02:08:05,160
visible. 
Investigating personnel Blood 

2427
02:08:05,200 --> 02:08:08,280
continually manifests 15 
centimeters above the torso. 

2428
02:08:09,040 --> 02:08:11,440
I have an older male with a both
eyes gouged out. 

2429
02:08:11,680 --> 02:08:13,640
This could be interesting. 
Like we could do some. 

2430
02:08:13,720 --> 02:08:15,800
Yeah, pretty interesting. 
And it's like some of these 

2431
02:08:15,800 --> 02:08:18,840
things like this, this could be 
a whole season essentially. 

2432
02:08:18,880 --> 02:08:23,080
Like you get trapped in there 
and honestly one shot or three 

2433
02:08:23,080 --> 02:08:25,960
parter at least IKEA could be a.
3 parter like. 

2434
02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:29,160
Easy, yeah. 
And like there there's some of 

2435
02:08:29,160 --> 02:08:31,520
these were like. 
They definitely could be, you 

2436
02:08:31,520 --> 02:08:35,440
know, 3. 5. 8 episodes long. 
It's something we'd have to keep

2437
02:08:35,440 --> 02:08:38,800
coming back to, I think 
honestly, like I sent, I sent 

2438
02:08:38,800 --> 02:08:42,360
the, the. 
This the rule book out. 

2439
02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:46,200
On player handbooks. 
So honestly, any of us could 

2440
02:08:46,480 --> 02:08:51,680
throw together, yeah, a thing, 
even a one shot and just had it 

2441
02:08:51,680 --> 02:08:53,240
ready in our back. 
Pockets. 

2442
02:08:53,720 --> 02:08:55,760
So. 
If we were somebody was out, 

2443
02:08:55,760 --> 02:08:57,360
we'd say, OK, well, here we we 
got this. 

2444
02:08:57,360 --> 02:09:00,960
We can, we can do this and maybe
we can play with maybe we play 

2445
02:09:00,960 --> 02:09:03,040
with just like, you know, 
ourselves. 

2446
02:09:03,040 --> 02:09:05,080
I think that's the that's gonna 
be the easiest thing is the 

2447
02:09:05,080 --> 02:09:06,720
characters. 
It's gonna be like, yeah, you're

2448
02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:08,920
you're you and you stumble 
across this town. 

2449
02:09:08,920 --> 02:09:14,520
You know, I, I 2026, the year, 
the year of SCP, baby, this is 

2450
02:09:14,520 --> 02:09:18,280
all going to be SCP. 
Seasons, yeah, that would get us

2451
02:09:18,280 --> 02:09:20,360
by. 
They're all so unique. 

2452
02:09:20,560 --> 02:09:22,200
Yeah, they're they're always 
fresh. 

2453
02:09:22,640 --> 02:09:24,680
And. 
And we're all creative enough to

2454
02:09:24,680 --> 02:09:27,280
like make stuff work and all. 
That agreed. 

2455
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:29,560
Agreed. 
So heck yeah, that'd be cool. 

2456
02:09:30,120 --> 02:09:30,800
I'm down with that.
