1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,960 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,400 Drench you in mayonnaise? What? 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,200 Should I say? I'm going to have some. 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,240 I'm going. To I'm. 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,720 Going to. Drink you in mayonnaise. 6 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,360 Probably use this whole. Jar drench it. 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:30,960 Yeah, that a promise. No, it's an empty thread. 8 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,160 I don't have mayonnaise. I know we've been in person 9 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:35,440 before, but this feels like the first time it. 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,240 Feels more into it feels like the first before. 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,520 Facing each other. Yeah, because before. 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,480 Feels like the very first time coming. 13 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,880 To you soon. Walmart near you Walmart. 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,240 You guys can actually. Synchronize. 15 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:58,840 Yeah, it's gonna be. It'll be. 16 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,760 Like Harmonize, it's gonna be on the. 17 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,240 CD shelf right next to the Walmart choir. 18 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,280 Yeah, see. This is Music volume 37. 19 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,520 Don't. Be surprised this. 20 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,360 Is 2 guys. Two guys. 21 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:12,120 One volume 2. Guys one mine. 22 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,880 Coming to a clearance aisle near you? 23 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,560 Clearance aisle. They didn't put it on their 24 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,120 shelves, they threw it out the back door most. 25 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,560 Of the time when we're all together, we're all facing the 26 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,360 same direction, right? And the E. 27 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,200 Sports Lounge. And like look at each other. 28 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,960 You're like, hello. Yeah, like way down there. 29 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,880 So this is we're now we're all around the table, true Deacon 30 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,440 style. Yeah, look at each other. 31 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,640 Your pants off. Penis. 32 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,440 Dry right up. I took my pants off. 33 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,400 Yeah, we can tell this. Time. 34 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,120 No, I can smell. I watched it. 35 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,360 My nose is working. It's got a smell about the room 36 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,520 it. Became more pungent. 37 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,120 Hey I used the. Bidet, OK. 38 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,880 Yep, Yeah, it's working great there. 39 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,320 Is your bidet. But your your pants don't use 40 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,920 the bidet. Oh. 41 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,640 That is true. I did just sit on that for the 42 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,720 first time. It's. 43 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,640 Warm, isn't it? Revolutionary. 44 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,360 It's. I want. 45 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,160 More. I want more for my house, the 46 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,199 French and the Japanese, they have something. 47 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:13,400 I just never thought it'd be a big deal, like big like heated. 48 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,320 See you just feel like somebody elses heat. 49 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,720 But no, it's different. Right. 50 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,200 No, because at first, like you sit down and you're like, oh, 51 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,440 this is somebody just like. Yeah. 52 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,800 It's like that meme of the girl is like. 53 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,840 And then yeah. And it's just. 54 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,040 Like what? What? 55 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,640 This is a different kind of heat. 56 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,880 Like normally. When you sit down after somebody 57 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,120 sits down on the toilet, it's warm at 1st and then it like, 58 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,280 fades away. Yeah, your body's like, oh, now 59 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,720 it's like. Yeah, yeah. 60 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,760 This is like radiating. It's a little more hot than your 61 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,800 body did. I did. 62 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,400 I keep talking about when we were doing some work at 63 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,960 Christian Home Health in Indiana. 64 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:57,520 My, my buddy and I tave we, when we replaced our hot water 65 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:02,320 heaters, we switched the lines on one of them by accident and 66 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,600 we didn't realize it until. So like, OK, so the men's 67 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,920 bathroom was closed off because they were laying a tile right in 68 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,000 front of it. So we, everybody had to go use 69 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,240 the women's restroom, right? So I go in and sit down and I, I 70 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,240 sit down on the case. There's no urinal. 71 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,480 So, you know, you got to sit down and it's like. 72 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:26,360 Something right? Like something feels. 73 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,080 Warm. The water in there is hot. 74 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,280 And you look and the water, the water had that cloudy look to it 75 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,240 like hot water does. Yeah, that's so and. 76 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,200 I was like. Such it. 77 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,080 I didn't touch it, but like you feel the heat rating from it and 78 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,920 I was like, we switched those lines. 79 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,760 Around what a way to find out but. 80 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,880 Right. I've never felt, I've never felt 81 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:52,000 anything more luxurious. I bet it kind of would be like 82 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,160 taking a dump in a hot spring. Yeah, yeah. 83 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:59,000 What's the? Very exfoliating. 84 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,200 The thing you go to the gym. The. 85 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,200 Sauna the Sonic like a sauna for your tush. 86 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,560 I felt like my body was like being called to poop. 87 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,520 Well, that's what that felt like, yeah. 88 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,360 Try. It right out. 89 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,320 It's like. You're you can, yeah. 90 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,920 Like. When you're. 91 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,360 On a cold. Seat like sure on a hot summer 92 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,079 day it feels great, but like normally like your body like 93 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:21,040 clinches up. Yeah, and. 94 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,720 You gotta like. But it's not. 95 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,320 Like siren song to your poop. This is like, it's like, it's 96 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,160 like you're having the string of your poop come hit her. 97 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,520 I. Mean it you're. 98 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,080 Like. Poop on. 99 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:46,120 Me. It's warm and. 100 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:57,440 Inviting. And then when you flush that 101 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,640 toilet, I bet like you'd feel like the the embers of the the 102 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,960 fire. Like a backsplash. 103 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,280 Yeah, yeah. Just the slightest little bit of 104 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,360 this. Do you imagine what the 105 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,800 backsplash would be like that when you lay a big wall? 106 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,960 Poseidon's kiss. Yeah, there's got to be another 107 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:14,600 name when it's hot. Cleveland Steamer. 108 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,760 Just had a Hades kiss. He's a good kisser. 109 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,320 It's too hot. Like scalding? 110 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,760 I've never burned my butt hole. I don't think you can. 111 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,200 There's ways to do it. I don't. 112 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,840 I don't want to I. Don't think anybody ever wants 113 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,840 to, but, well, yeah. Well, we're here. 114 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,440 I might. As well take the dive yeah, 115 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,200 we're. Here, yeah, no. 116 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:47,800 They paid me in the fifth round, so here we are, just we're. 117 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,560 All sitting around the table for the first time. 118 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,480 I just had a really nice steak dinner. 119 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:57,440 Thank you, Mr. Master. Cheesecake, cheesecake, 120 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,960 cheesecake. Cheesecake. 121 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:08,080 No, it's been good so far. First full day through 122 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,280 yesterday's mishaps. But you know. 123 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,600 All rainy. I throwed up. 124 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,080 All rainy. I threw up. 125 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,280 Yeah, I threw up. And my cough is on the. 126 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,200 Floor hoping it's something. My cough is. 127 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,000 On my part is on the floor. It's. 128 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,360 Never good. Straight up, he's straight up a 129 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,320 shark. But no, it's been good, you 130 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:34,360 know, smoked on some stogies, you know, I had some bourbon and 131 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:34,840 whatnot. I. 132 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,320 Tried a bourbon, It's not for me. 133 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,240 It's not for. You, it's not for everybody, so 134 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,560 it's all right. Other stuff though. 135 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,640 Yeah, Joe just bought his his pants off all day. 136 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,400 Yeah. Yeah, he's really, he's really 137 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,520 tan. Yeah, that's actually another 138 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,680 thing too. Joey and I had the same idea for 139 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,520 going to the Alex, even though we were in completely different 140 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,040 rooms. When Alex got here, we both 141 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:53,680 pulled our. Pants. 142 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,720 From different points in the room started. 143 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,000 Bottling. Yeah, I, I came into the room 144 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,280 and then they did that. Sorry. 145 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,040 About that. And bingo, what's his? 146 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,720 Name. We're working with the same two 147 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,160 brain cells, I feel. And they're all still right now 148 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:11,560 they're. All. 149 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:18,280 Universal 3rd place it's been an interesting competition so far. 150 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:23,040 No, it's it's been it's been great it's been fun a couple 151 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,480 days still. So we'll, we'll see, we'll see 152 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,000 what kind of happens there and. We're supposed to go tubing 153 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,880 tomorrow, but it's also supposed to start pouring rain at around. 154 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,360 Dumping as well and it's a high of only like 60 though. 155 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,960 It's like 64 is the highest. Probably going to be tubing. 156 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,360 The last brother before I saw 70 whatever. 157 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,600 Last weather report I saw was rain in the afternoon tomorrow 158 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,640 so we'll probably get hiking done but probably no inter 159 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,840 tubing. But. 160 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:47,920 It is. What it is? 161 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,560 Four or five, it'll start raining. 162 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,320 Yeah. So plenty of time to to 163 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,240 interview. We're doing ribs tomorrow. 164 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:57,640 Mac and cheese. So I like a rib. 165 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,560 He's about a. Bunch of stomach. 166 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,360 So I didn't make a cheesecake so. 167 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,360 Hey, ice cream. Ice cream, how you doing? 168 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,760 Yeah, we brought the ice cream, we brought all the snackies. 169 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,240 We might sound a little echoey because we're in the the kitchen 170 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,080 or the dining room. Stop. 171 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,960 Not that echoey. Not enough stop. 172 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,400 I think it's because of like all of our mics, we could possibly 173 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:31,280 pick up each other's voices. But it's all at the same time, 174 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,720 so I don't know if that'll change that much. 175 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,919 Yeah, so. The So the snowball test sounds 176 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,000 good like this area of effectiveness it's. 177 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,880 A cone of silence that is kind of malfunctioning. 178 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,760 Like this too, but apparently. It picks up their minds like. 179 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:50,000 This I don't know, I we'll see how well how will you guys pick 180 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,280 me up? I don't know, it's trial by 181 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,880 error so. Yeah, recording levels are 182 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,880 shooting. You do that. 183 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,800 We just want to say before we get started, we saw we. 184 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:05,880 I'm saw we. Lenny, I'm touching my nipples 185 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,440 in solidarity. Yeah, we can all see it. 321 186 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:16,400 touch your nipples is all you Lenny, are you touching your 187 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,760 nipples? I'm touching my. 188 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,440 That's the secret captain I need to see. 189 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,440 He's always. Touching. 190 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,400 So what am I sorry to Lenny about? 191 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,400 He's 4 cups. Certified. 192 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:29,360 He. Can do it. 193 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,240 He can do it and properly and legally operate a forklift. 194 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,840 That's right, but he's probably not. 195 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,280 Oh, drive his. Truck certified you. 196 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,080 Don't think so. No, I'm O Chef certified. 197 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,800 Oh, because. You're better so. 198 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,400 It's not like another certification or is it like 199 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,440 however? Wait, wait, wait. 200 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,320 Are you also pallet Jack certified? 201 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:54,640 Because I am, and so is Lenny. But I am scissor lift and cherry 202 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,240 picker. And scissor like nobody's 203 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,120 business. I am a great scissor. 204 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,160 I. Got $20 in my pocket with your 205 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,200 name on it. If you make my lunch break one, 206 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:29,160 I'll never. Yeah, but no, we're getting 207 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,360 ready to jump into some recallments. 208 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,240 Cowboys and Indians, No, it's not true. 209 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,280 It's dead set revenge. Good. 210 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,160 Luck. I can't get. 211 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:46,200 A funny name for that. No, really, Dang it. 212 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:50,040 Dead slap revenge. No slap, let forgive. 213 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,240 What? A beautiful mom. 214 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,200 My kitchen. Wait a second. 215 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,680 To live, let. Forgive. 216 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,640 Am I keeping people from forgiving? 217 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,680 Dead set. Revenge live, Let forgive. 218 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,720 I like it. But am I keeping people? 219 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,400 From you're letting. People forgive you. 220 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,400 It's beautiful, but I'm keeping. You the right, Alex, to forgive. 221 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,040 Life, is that what it is? Yeah, he's letting you gonna do 222 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:18,360 it. No. 223 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,480 I give you. The right. 224 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,600 I was doing and if he wasn't letting you then you would not 225 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,640 because. He's a giver and not a taker. 226 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,400 I am a. Giver. 227 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,680 I am a jitterous giver. This whole family is nothing but 228 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:28,920 givers and I just have to take it. 229 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,040 Yeah, you. Gotta take it. 230 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,840 I think sometimes I don't want it, but I take it anyway. 231 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,000 I have. To take, just smile and take it. 232 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,160 You're like it so. Powering the giving, even. 233 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,720 When I tried to get there. Like no, no, no. 234 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,000 You don't take. That in this House and then. 235 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,360 Flip me over. And do unmentionable things to 236 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,960 him. Sorry he can't mention them. 237 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,080 They're unmentionable. We can't even talk. 238 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:55,840 About it. Oh. 239 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,400 Yeah. Just drench the secrets and 240 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,320 mayonnaise. Along with my sorrows. 241 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,440 It's OK, it fills the cracks of the heart. 242 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:11,400 That's right, just that pain. Well, maybe I could explain the 243 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,080 rules to you guys while we're here. 244 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,960 I mean. Yes, yeah. 245 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:20,720 So everything in Tiny D6, which is what we're using, uses 2D6. 246 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,840 Typically for a standard save, you roll the 2D6 and the goal is 247 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,360 to try to get A5 or A6 through some skills. 248 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:32,000 You could pass with a 4-5 or six, or even a three, 4-5 or 249 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,600 six. Yeah, with some of them. 250 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:38,840 With advantage you roll three, you roll 3, and with 251 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,080 disadvantage you're only rolling. 252 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:44,440 One dice on the dice number I have one D6. 253 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,640 You think I'm a millionaire? I. 254 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,720 Brought a whole bag. I want to be a millionaire so 255 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,880 freaking bad but I'm not. I have 1/4 dies. 256 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,440 Wow. It was like a $6. 257 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,640 Bag well, so to be fair, you have six sides to you could just 258 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:01,120 flip and see where he lands. Yeah, OK, so let's take your 259 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,280 clothes off and let's get a point marker and mark numbers on 260 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,000 and then I'll pick the. 6 is going to be right on my junk so 261 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,760 we can see how. Old it is just. 262 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,760 Roll that whole bag that I just did, there's like 30. 263 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,080 Dice. I think there's like a. 30 in 264 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:15,680 there there. Are a lot. 265 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,600 Of one of them is 6 a lot? Of dice. 266 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,840 All this infinite advantage, How? 267 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,680 Are they all? 1. 268 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,560 I just rolled 30D and six and I got. 30 Yeah. 269 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,720 So. So when you succeed a hit, you 270 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,840 only do one point of damage. Damage is universal. 271 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,320 You either hit a. Miss it's. 272 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,280 Kind of interesting. So the combat that described 273 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,120 using cards of Decker playing cards. 274 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,880 For a shootout. Right, like a. 275 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,440 Like a one on. One I do, I'm not. 276 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,080 I do like a. Do you want to do that? 277 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,280 Yeah. Yeah, it's like when you 278 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,000 challenge somebody to a draw. That makes a little more sense. 279 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,080 They have their own system made for that, but I won't be doing 280 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,000 that. We'll just be doing that with 281 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,640 dice. You'll get. 282 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,480 I like that. Three turns of 3D6 to try to 283 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,840 roll the highest without running over 21, but we probably won't 284 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:09,960 get to that tonight. And then I'm doing a few things 285 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,440 different. I'm doing if you get a 66 or a 286 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,280 666, that's critical and that's going to do an extra point of 287 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,760 damage. I like that. 288 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:23,160 Yeah, and along with that I am getting, I adapted this from 289 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,520 another system, it's called the Fate Die. 290 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,120 So with every hit, almost every hit that you do. 291 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,080 You stole my system. I'll be rolling the secret GMD 292 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,760 6. What are you saying? 293 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,280 That's my one shot. You stole my system. 294 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,240 No, I like it. I'm flattered. 295 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,160 It's not. It's. 296 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,720 A lot different, but it's if it's like devil's look, it's 297 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,160 going to be. That was mine. 298 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,080 You guys were rolling against the Fates, and the Fates were. 299 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,840 Screwed whether you win or lose your save. 300 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,600 I'm going to roll this fate guy. One or two means something bad 301 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:56,800 happens. 3 or 4 means nothing. Good or bad happens. 5 or 6 302 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:01,160 means something good happens. So you could succeed your role 303 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,280 and then but something bad happens because of it. 304 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,120 Or you get or you can. Mail it online. 305 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,120 Something you're working out You. 306 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,360 Just better get ready for all. The men tripled. 307 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,760 Or mentally. Mentally. 308 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,960 Excuse me, mentally defunct. If you lose your save something. 309 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,000 That would also. Happen call you tear. 310 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,480 Almost just. So I have items that I've 311 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:29,360 implemented that will it can influence the fate that must be 312 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,160 that new. I'm electric tarded. 313 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:38,040 That's just I, just. Want to say I just want to say I 314 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,560 will smack the crap out of you just want to say that. 315 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,880 Now we can see each other. He's dying right now. 316 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,640 Did you tell Lenny that? No, So that's a joke going 317 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,520 around. So there's a fellow at work. 318 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:58,760 His name's Mike. And so, yeah, so Matt, Matt 319 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,080 called him Mikey one time because that's what he does, you 320 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,280 know, is what you do to somebody you want to familiarize yourself 321 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,640 with. A lot of people. 322 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,440 Call me Bobby. Yeah. 323 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:12,240 So he called him Mikey. And he says, oh, and he's this 324 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,640 little guy and he has a lisp and I'm not making fun of him. 325 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,000 It's just the way that it is. It is what it is. 326 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,920 And he said his words were you either call me Mike or Michael, 327 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,720 anybody calls me Mikey. I smacked a crap. 328 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,040 Out of it. So we've been joking about. 329 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,880 Mikey my man, dude. Sorry, Mikey. 330 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,120 Sorry, come. Over here and Smack, you know 331 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,480 Mikey. I'm in a fight, so let's do 332 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,880 this. He said the thing, he said the. 333 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:45,720 Thing I. Can't bomb off you. 334 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,520 I got poop. In my pants. 335 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,360 Just piss yourself. Piss yourself. 336 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:55,680 Then I get him off. I'm peeing, right? 337 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,680 Now never. Mind. 338 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,599 And ladies and gentlemen, before the match even starts, we go off 339 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,160 the rails. Yeah, we did. 340 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,200 Pretty much. Yeah, yeah. 341 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:16,040 Yeah, what up? Baby, I have this trend of 342 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,119 rolling 3 ones. Does that mean good things for 343 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:18,880 me? Yeah. 344 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,599 Yes. Good tidings. 345 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,200 That was a lie again. Terrible. 346 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:26,520 Joy. Oh, all right. 347 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,359 Well, that's pretty short under the table. 348 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,040 I think so, yeah. Pretty to be expected. 349 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,680 Currently there is no one under the table. 350 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,040 So just my peanuts and. There goes Derek. 351 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:40,160 If you want to be technical, if you want to be technical, all of 352 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,760 our peanuts aren't under the table. 353 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,440 That's. True that. 354 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,360 Is. True, and there's not much 355 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,120 blocking. It but I brought cashews just 356 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,600 did you know that they come from a fruit. 357 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,720 I mean, those are you the That is the sound of joking. 358 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,120 Yeah, there's joking and joking. There's more jerking. 359 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,600 That's joking. That's joking. 360 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,520 Yeah, Wet is joking. That just. 361 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,160 That sounded like masturbation, I think.