1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:09,880 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,280 Man, I can't catch a break, Joey. 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,040 Shit, man, that's what I'm saying. 4 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,640 The fuck you found out my my grandfather? 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,960 My grandfather died last night. Oh no, sorry to hear that. 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,800 Yeah, Now they're saying, yeah, the funeral is going to beat you 7 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,640 next Saturday. And I'm like, were you? 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,160 Were you guys close? Oh yeah, like the man. 9 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,320 Like the man that I respected the most. 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,440 I thought you respected me the most. 11 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:43,760 You're close #4. #4 say, all right, yeah, I am #4. 12 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,400 Yeah, but you're tied with like almost every other man in the 13 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,240 world. So, well, Dang it, all right, 14 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,440 you got to respect me more than who can I use as an example 15 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,760 here? The other guy? 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,200 You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, no. 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:03,840 Vermin Supreme is number 3. Yeah, I knew it. 18 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:05,519 Sorry to hear about your grandpa though. 19 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,280 Yeah, no, it's, it's it's expected. 20 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,520 I went to go see him last Saturday. 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,920 That's what was my what I was talking about that I had like a 22 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,320 5 hour drive. And they told you he had lunch 23 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,000 and they kicked you out. Yeah. 24 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,200 So, so he's just old age, just kind of out of. 25 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:26,960 Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Old age, just like he, we 26 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,440 already knew that it was like close because, like his 27 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,520 arthritis or whatever he had was like so bad. 28 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,920 It was literally like paralyzing him to the point where he can't 29 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,960 speak anymore. And then Tuesday he went. 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,040 He went completely unresponsive. And then because they were 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,120 thinking that he was going to pass away on Christmas Day, but 32 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,960 his his stubborn old ass didn't pass away until yesterday. 33 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,520 Well, it's good he he hung on till after Christmas. 34 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,520 Yeah, his birthday was tomorrow. Dang. 35 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,520 I think he was holding out for his birthday. 36 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,160 Yeah. So that he can have, like, one 37 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,800 of those like, rare tube stones, like, yeah, he was born this day 38 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,280 and he died this day. Yeah, yeah. 39 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:14,720 Popcorn crunch. They are the family is made me a 40 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,240 pallbearer so I'm like cool, but like everyone else in my family 41 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,560 is like tall as hell. So you're. 42 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,480 Gonna have to be shoulder in that thing. 43 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,840 Dang, I'm I'm gonna have to like, carry it like over. 44 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,760 Your head. Yeah, over my head. 45 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,840 No, Dang it. Yeah, that's all right. 46 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,000 Well. We find the humor in almost 47 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,160 anything here. Yeah, like I'm I'm able to laugh 48 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,480 about it. I know you are, so I know you 49 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,760 could for it. Yeah. 50 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:48,760 Yeah. Well I mean shit like what was 51 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,840 it? The day after my my roommate 52 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,160 died we were already like cracking jokes. 53 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,400 I was a couple of my friends made jokes about it and I was 54 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:03,880 laughing about it as well. Where like I forgot to grab his 55 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,600 reboot card for like in Fortnite. 56 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,200 Jeez. Oh yeah. 57 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,840 I will not play the sound effect. 58 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,920 Shit, man, shit man. That's what I've said. 59 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,040 But now I'm looking forward to seeing how I mesh with the the, 60 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,840 the, the, the the mothership. I'm ready for mothership. 61 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:36,800 I wanted to do mothership. Yeah, well, you'll find out next 62 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,680 week because we're not our characters this week. 63 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:44,280 Dang it. Maybe have an idea because we're 64 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,960 not our characters. This session 0 is going to take 65 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,920 place in like the 70s. OK. 66 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:57,000 So it's like people on an people on an oil rig. 67 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,440 I could beat Nelson Smith. Well, well, it is people on an 68 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,240 oil rig that discover an artifact. 69 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,640 That much I know. But you could be the person that 70 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,760 your Android was inspired by, like the creator. 71 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:15,000 Well, obviously you were made by Josh Shadow, but she took 72 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,360 inspiration. All androids are. 73 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,560 I could be like a guy that has like like 8 kids or something 74 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,360 like that and I'm like, I wish I had like some kind of like nanny 75 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,600 bot or something like that because that's what my character 76 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,480 is going to be. I was going to be a I'm a 77 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,600 daycare robot. Yeah, yeah, Baymax. 78 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:35,280 Yeah, essentially. Yeah, but Josh Shadow was alive 79 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,580 at this time, so she could have taken inspiration from a Co 80 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:42,040 worker. I'll enter your character. 81 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,320 Yeah, you know. I should. 82 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,800 I should probably tell my friend Josh had to make a robot for me. 83 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:53,720 I got all these Dang kids. Yeah, I'm going to be a totally 84 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,120 different character, you know? I hope anyway. 85 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,600 One can hope. I'll be honest, I haven't 86 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,200 prepared at all. Everything that I'm going to 87 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,360 spew is like, is going to be like from just top of my head, 88 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,480 Yeah, from the hip. You're spewing at the top of 89 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,160 your head. I'm just, I'm going to be 90 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,400 spewing. Acres that excuse. 91 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,040 Me. Please don't do that. 92 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:26,000 I'm going to do it. Yeah. 93 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:30,680 Oh, we never had, by the way. By the way, I was listening to a 94 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:39,920 specific UTT on Friday and I discovered something that went 95 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,560 completely under everyone's radar that Mister Master said 96 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,240 really like in the heat of the moment. 97 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,160 Nobody laughed at it. I've been listening so I wonder 98 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,960 if I've heard it. It's from. 99 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,400 It's from the UTT. Punish the fish. 100 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,960 Oh, OK. And we were talking about like 101 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,640 the Australians and stuff like that. 102 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,880 And we're making like their like accent and stuff like that. 103 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,400 And under the radar, completely under what everyone else said, 104 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:15,120 Mr. Master says A Mr. Master says, and I quote, yeah, if one 105 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,800 of you guys come up to me and start speaking in a cockney 106 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,480 Australian accent, I'm gonna rape you. 107 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,800 Dang. And I'm like what? 108 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,320 I do seem to remember that I don't know like I was. 109 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,640 On my way to the gas station for break, like I was going to go 110 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,760 get, I was going to get some like like some soap and. 111 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,720 Stuff like. That and I pulled into the thing 112 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,480 and I hear that I'm like what, what, what, what? 113 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:45,520 Do you know when he said that? But for around 4 minutes and 20 114 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,840 seconds, somewhere around there it's right. 115 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,440 Out of the gate, that's like me talking about it right now. 116 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:54,600 Yeah, essentially as well. It will be around this time in a 117 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,600 past in a past UTT, I'm going to rape you. 118 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,920 Speak to me in an Australian Cockney accent. 119 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,040 Does that mean he likes the cockney? 120 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,440 Accent, I think in the context, he says. 121 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,320 He said it like, yeah, we're, we're either we're fucking or 122 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:13,520 I'm fucking type of deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,080 Make sure to. Say that out, by the way. 124 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,640 Oh yeah, I know you don't edit the UTTS but. 125 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:24,960 I'm going to clip it and save it. 126 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,320 But, but let's see. Let's see if I can find it again 127 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:32,520 and see how accurate I am. I got a few more clippies this 128 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,560 week good, and I'm wondering if I should put them at the 129 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:38,000 beginning of Z&D. Rather than the UTTS. 130 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,640 A little sound, Yeah, a little sound bites that I make. 131 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,800 It just kind of helps as an introduction so the listener can 132 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,000 get acquainted with the kind of offhanded things that we say. 133 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,320 It's funny. It's very funny. 134 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,560 Mother show too. Was in 20. 135 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:53,720 By. The way. 136 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,920 Okay. Almost five years. 137 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,160 Four years. Let me see if I can find it. 138 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,120 Hold on. All right, in the meantime, 139 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,560 another pet peeve that I've been having, it's too many Dang 140 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,560 handicapped parking spots. Why they need that many? 141 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,320 Because we have a lot of handicapped. 142 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,640 People let them walk. No, it's not that there's not 143 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,240 20. People all. 144 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,800 Handicaps that are visiting Walmart at the same time, OK, 145 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,480 it's just not that. They can't walk, they're in a 146 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,280 wheelchair. It doesn't that that's not 147 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,400 necessarily true. Most handicaps people are just 148 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,400 have a mental disability and you can park across the parking lot 149 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,840 for that. Dirt lines are already hard 150 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,360 enough, Joey. Versus the children in school, 151 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,559 parking is an issue. We're getting the handicapped. 152 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,600 I think they have to learn. How, son of a You're a sick 153 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:43,559 person. It just makes me want to get 154 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,800 diagnosed with a mental illness and then go to the office, get 155 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,400 me one of the tags and I'm going to park there because most a lot 156 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,920 of people abuse that and they just have those tags and they 157 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,040 don't really need them. And then there is there is 158 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,760 people that are that are at handicapped and have trouble 159 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,080 walking or they're old, you're taking up the spaces for them. 160 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,560 But there's not 20 different handicapped people that are all 161 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,800 going to Walmart at the same time. 162 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,040 You can't tell me you. Don't know that it's a Walmart. 163 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,920 I do there's there's always so many that are empty. 164 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,760 It's one of your pastimes going into your local Walmart and 165 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,560 counting how many handicapped people. 166 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,400 I drive by it all the time and they're empty. 167 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,000 And you know what a lot of them are pick them up trucks. 168 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,480 That's what I started calling them. 169 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,440 Oh yeah, you guys pick. Them up like the the like deppy 170 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,920 step on the side that like opens up the side door. 171 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,760 No, they're just regular pickup trucks. 172 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,520 Oh, you got your big big up truck and oh, you just want to 173 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,800 park in the handicapped spot so you get a phony mental illness 174 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,600 thing and that's how you get your pass. 175 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,320 This is bull crap. Do you get them for? 176 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,400 Like. Mental illness, I think it's 177 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,040 literally physical. Then why in a big old pickup 178 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,320 truck that sits 6 feet off the ground? 179 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,800 Maybe they send us back. Maybe they're like. 180 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,560 And you're not calling anything if you're any. 181 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,960 Arios and have to sit in the bed of the truck. 182 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,800 And just have a very long steering wheel, yeah. 183 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,760 No, I'm saying like someone has to like transport them. 184 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,400 No, that's not all work. Shatter. 185 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,280 Did you know this? I don't know. 186 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,920 How should I know this? I'm not. 187 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,920 You're not. You're not very well versed with 188 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,600 the healthcare system. I'm not. 189 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,240 Because I don't have any illnesses. 190 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,160 Well, I'm starting to get one. Some like an argumental. 191 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,680 It's. Called medically pissed off all 192 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,400 the time and I have it. The only thing I have is CRS and 193 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,720 that just stands for Can't Read Shit because I'm a Yu-gi-oh 194 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,920 player. Yeah, because we don't read our 195 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,120 cards. Anyway, I'm going to try to find 196 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,160 Mr. Master saying that he's going to rape us. 197 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,600 Yeah, please don't. Please don't I. 198 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,800 Mean please don't rape. US. 199 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,560 But anyway, get glasses cheddar. Get glasses. 200 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,880 I have 2020 vision. You can't read. 201 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,640 No, it's so. It's not that I don't have the 202 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,720 ability to read, it's just I don't read. 203 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,800 Oh yeah? Well, that is quite literally a 204 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,680 skill issue. It is. 205 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,960 It's a common problem really. You have 2020 vision. 206 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:09,320 One of my eyes is like 15 and the other is like 10. 207 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,680 Not great. It's getting worse every day. 208 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,080 I. Thought I thought lower numbers 209 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,360 means it's better because that's. 210 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,160 Like no you if you have 3030 vision, that's better than 2020. 211 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,560 I I got to look that up. I don't know if that's right. 212 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,560 What? You fact checking me right now? 213 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,200 I am fact checking you, Yeah. And it's not. 214 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,280 And it's not just because, you know, I want to know. 215 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,840 It's because the listener should be not lied to. 216 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:30,800 Fine. Look it up. 217 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:35,440 Hold up, Jamie. What's the best vision score? 218 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,360 It's going to say 2020. It's 2010. 219 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:49,720 Is 3030 vision better than 2020? It it so the 20 the numbers are 220 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:56,680 it dictates the distance. So basically 20 is like the 221 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,640 average. What if you can see a certain 222 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:04,680 detail from 20 feet away? If you have 2010 you can see 223 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:08,080 those same just you can. See but at 10. 224 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:13,640 Those details 20 feet away from what normal people see 10 feet 225 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,760 away. Yeah. 226 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,400 Yeah, 20. 30/20/30 is better. It's that's. 227 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,640 That's half right. It's 2010. 228 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:27,040 Don't Fact Check me again. How about this I I could send 229 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,520 you the link. If you want, I'm salty. 230 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,680 I'm. Pissed. 231 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,760 I'm mad. I'm just mad, Dang it. 232 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:44,680 I'm so enraged right now. Best, yeah. 233 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:50,720 I got hair cut today. What number is that UTT? 234 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,080 Which one? Punch the fish I. 235 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,440 Have no clue. I still number them on the down 236 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,600 low when I save them and then I title them after. 237 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,680 It was posted July 15th if that helps. 238 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,160 So probably the one right before July 15th. 239 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,320 Well, Rick. Rick. 240 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,000 I'm not finding it. I'll find it later. 241 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,760 So I'll find it. I found it. 4 minutes, you say? 242 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,080 He says he's going to rape one of us. 243 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,720 Huh. OK, here we go. 244 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:27,720 It's I'm I'm AI was a little bit off. 4/20. 245 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,560 Tickle your balls. I'll probably rape you. 246 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,840 Yeah. Wow, that really did fly under 247 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,400 the radar. Who that? 248 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,160 Well, yeah, what up, baby? What up baby? 249 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,840 That's. It is. 250 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,600 It's a Christmas gift. Heck yeah, Who made it? 251 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,360 We bought it online, but it is it's knit. 252 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,280 It looks, it looks homemade. That's a brain. 253 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,640 Yeah, that is, it's a knit hat, homemade. 254 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,360 We got it off like Etsy or something like that. 255 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,440 Big brain. Cool cool cool cool. 256 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,280 Cheddar's bald again Cheddar. I think you pull it off. 257 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:07,280 OK, I was right, 423 or 422 is when it starts. 258 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:08,280 Yeah. What is it? 259 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,720 Oh, you heard it. OK, so I was right. 260 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,600 Yeah, right. About 4:20. 261 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,960 Yeah. What is it? 262 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,720 Master says something pretty heinous. 263 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,040 Criminally, it's. It's very heinous, yeah. 264 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,640 You wouldn't be able to defend him in a court of law. 265 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,640 Yeah, and he was caught in 4K. Yeah, which reminds me of 266 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,760 something, if I may bring it up, something political. 267 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,240 OK, well, no, not really political. 268 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,400 You guys have been following the the Luigi thing. 269 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,000 Is it, is it? No. 270 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,120 If it's about the handicap parking spot we've already been 271 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,120 no. It's about Luigi Macaroni. 272 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,160 Who? Luigi Macaroni. 273 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,360 Is it a brand name? No, this guy Luigi, who killed 274 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,200 the CEO of United Healthcare. Oh, that guy. 275 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,360 Oh yeah. So something is very funny to me 276 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,400 about that. He used a silenced pistol, Dude, 277 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,280 it was a hit. It was a hit. 278 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,520 He was. Hired he he etched on all the 279 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,760 bullets right. I mean, this seems like a guy 280 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,960 who's who's taken an awful a lot of forethought. 281 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,440 And what's funny to me about that is being the person that is 282 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,960 Luigi Mangione's defense attorney. 283 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,520 Because what is there to defend? He did it. 284 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,760 He openly did it. He's proud to admit that he did 285 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,080 it. Him doing it is the whole 286 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,720 purpose of everything. He wanted to do it. 287 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,160 So there's nothing to defend. How do you defend murder? 288 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,880 I I also got to say something about that Sam was sipping over 289 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,760 this dude because he looked so pretty. 290 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,520 He's a hot dude and I'm as straight as an arrow. 291 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Good looking, good looking. Man, sure. 292 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,040 People are saying he's like the our generation's Ted Bundy. 293 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,120 Definitely. Sounds about right. 294 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,960 Killed one dude. Well, yeah, I mean, looks wise, 295 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,840 like if everyone was sipping over Ted Bundy and like, how 296 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,800 could he be a killer? And it's like, how could he be a 297 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,200 killer? He's got a six pack and 298 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,680 everything, but he openly killed the guy. 299 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,680 And I mean, call it what you want, he still shot him in the 300 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:07,120 back of the head like a dog. He did some vigilante justice. 301 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,720 This is some Punisher crap. But he now he's sitting on drive 302 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,200 like the Punisher. He's like he's going to I. 303 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,800 Did it I'm. Happy I did it, Punisher. 304 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,600 You know you. Went you know what? 305 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,160 I'm going to do it again. Let me tell you something. 306 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,280 Some real John Bernal stuff. They killed my family. 307 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,360 Yeah, what? What are you going to say, Alec? 308 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,280 I was going to say not quite Punisher, because Punisher 309 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:38,440 actually does like he does kill bad people and he's not hired to 310 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,920 do. Pretty bad. 311 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,560 He's a bad guy, but I, Luigi was hired to do it. 312 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,600 He didn't walk up and go. I hate the CEO. 313 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,160 He's trapped. Damn. 314 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,760 No, he didn't. I'm sorry, the evidence of where 315 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,480 he. Was hired, says it in court. 316 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,280 No. No, if he says it in court it 317 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,640 means he's the fall guy as well. He got paid. 318 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,520 I just hash probably. How so much? 319 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,400 How is the money worth it? Because your defense attorney is 320 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,440 like, how are they going to get you anything less than 25 years? 321 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,240 You can. Get killed him you. 322 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,400 Murdered and also when someone sane. 323 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,480 He wants to be sane for his message to go through to the 324 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,800 public. He can't. 325 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:22,920 Also make no I don't think if. I wasn't, I think I would be a 326 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,800 police officer that would try to arrest Batman. 327 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,440 So you're against Luigi. That's your team, Mario. 328 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,720 I'm. Against Joey. 329 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,280 He murdered the dude. Yeah, he's listen. 330 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,160 Listen, I also sit here. I will sit here and say that 331 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,720 dude was wicked. Like the stuff that's coming out 332 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,480 that he did was evil. So guess what? 333 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,480 He's paying for what he's done. He's dead. 334 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,280 But that is not in Luigi's hands or whoever hired him. 335 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,400 You can't. Just you can't just kill 336 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,520 somebody. You got to, you got to look at 337 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,040 it like a superhero. There's a he doesn't. 338 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,640 Really care how I know it was a hit. 339 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:03,000 He waved up with a silenced gun. Dude, if it was him going I want 340 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,240 to spread my message. He'd have walked in there with 341 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,840 his 44 magnum unsilenced and blown the guy away. 342 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,760 He had a silenced pistol. It was. 343 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,440 AI mean maybe he just wanted to. Maybe he just wanted to. 344 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,280 Getting Danny and I said the same thing, but he said it 345 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,200 louder. What was it? 346 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,200 I said I blow him, I'll blow that guy. 347 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,240 I'll blow him too, but. Away. 348 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,200 What? No, I'm kidding. 349 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,760 Yeah, I'm kidding. We just talked about this. 350 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:31,400 Ed Game Burger as well. No, Danny, I was saying the I 351 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,920 was pretty. Sure, I'm not a real man. 352 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,080 Doesn't. I was saying the defense 353 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,640 attorney for Luigi Mangione is the funniest thing ever, kind of 354 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,640 for me. Yeah, Yeah. 355 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,160 It's like, so yeah, he. So he killed him. 356 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,880 Yeah. And he and he wanted to. 357 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,680 OK. He's not insane sure but but 358 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,600 he's like he's good looking though, so I think. 359 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,320 It's all set up. So he shouldn't. 360 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,600 He shouldn't go to the prison. I said everything. 361 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,760 Everybody says everything. Is a setup though, like 362 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,920 everything is. Completely, it's a setup. 363 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,160 You got he's what? Did you say I'm sorry, Danny? 364 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,600 Generations dead at Bundy. So if I were to go up and kill a 365 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,600 CEO, it wouldn't be a setup, I would be just insane. 366 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,640 Oh, no, you're just as handsome as him. 367 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,600 No, I. Don't I Don't butter me up. 368 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,200 I'm already fat. If I walked up to ACEO in just 369 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,840 my underwear and shot him and then prison walleted that gun. 370 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,880 Yeah, a dog bun it. You see, you know I wouldn't 371 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,200 have been caught. You know why? 372 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,840 Holster. Why I wouldn't been caught 373 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,080 because I wouldn't have been flirting with some chicken 374 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,920 McDonald's. Yeah, you idiot. 375 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,960 Is that really how he? Got caught, he got caught. 376 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,720 He got caught at a McDonald's. That's why I go to Burger King. 377 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,760 He was flirting. He was flirting before the 378 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,360 assassination I think. The King don't snitch. 379 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,880 But anyway. Sir, you don't need. 380 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,920 Anything about it. But dude, he's a fall guy. 381 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,920 He's taking it so well. Just like, hey, just like he is 382 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,480 just sitting in court and loving it. 383 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,360 Yeah, but Oh yeah, he did it. He did it. 384 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,000 He got paid. He has around him. 385 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,720 Yeah, because he killed the CEO. I mean, yeah, he's in the public 386 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,400 spotlight. There's. 387 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,480 A cool shooter out there that has like 1 guard. 388 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,400 Yeah, this guy's more in the public spotlight though, so I 389 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,480 think that's why they did it. It's it's more probably to 390 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,880 protect him honestly. Also, I have bad news. 391 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,000 My dad's not going to be on tonight. 392 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,200 Dang it, but Dang it. Walter. 393 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,320 Why am I here there? He has pneumonia. 394 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,680 That sucks. I'm. 395 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,680 Sorry to hear that. Dang, it sucks. 396 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,200 Who's pneumonia? I don't know, but he's got him. 397 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,880 Well, luckily the Sessions girl doesn't need Everybody does it. 398 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,200 No, it doesn't. And I was gonna ask that do we? 399 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,080 Do we want to have everybody? Do we want to wait? 400 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,560 Yeah, I mean, did you? Say you had characters prepared 401 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,520 for us. Yes and no. 402 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,560 Like you just come up with your own name and accent. 403 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,360 Oh I mean that's fine, but you have a built character. 404 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,640 Or do I need to build 1? Because that could be episodes 405 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,400 of your stats or anything. I don't think, no. 406 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,600 There's no static in this episode. 407 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:02,080 Coco, Coco, Coco fear. Yeah, but everybody, it's a 408 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,400 straight 20 for fear. 20 Yeah Dang boy, let's. 409 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,240 Go Miss Spooky. I got. 410 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,960 I hope I don't need. I don't need anymore. 411 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,720 Man, ain't nothing gonna scare me. 412 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,480 I got, I got enough. Fight. 413 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,720 Ready to know ghosts? No man, I'm all Dang this fool. 414 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,200 Hold. On I don't sit in OK. 415 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,600 Liberty, Yeah, but I don't know. I'm Liberty. 416 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,560 I'm not Team Luigi on this. So you should have escaped down 417 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,640 the green pipe. Everything's a setup. 418 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,320 We got all the drones going on and that's all cover up. 419 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,720 Oh yeah, yeah. I don't think. 420 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,160 It's on the sedan sized drones flying around. 421 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,720 Yeah, first they're from China, and now they're trying to look 422 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,120 for a nuke that got lost in transit. 423 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,680 I was like, oh, we don't. Know we. 424 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,240 Don't know a new got lost in transit that's. 425 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,320 Hilarious. That's the official story. 426 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,880 That's the official story. Now we lost it. 427 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,640 We don't know what happened. We're looking for it. 428 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,760 Hold on, hold on, hold on a second, hold on a second. 429 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,760 You think we're going to panic less from a nuke getting lost 430 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,440 quote UN quote in transit over Chinese. 431 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:15,680 Well, your fear. It's just everyone, literally 432 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,320 everyone has TikTok on their phone. 433 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,800 Everyone has you don't need a Chinese phone and. 434 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,320 Listen in moderate now he's too powerful. 435 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:31,400 And so anyway, that being said, you're going to tell me, yeah, 436 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,160 yeah, everyone has TikTok on their phone. 437 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,480 The Chinese are listening in via your phone and all of that. 438 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,600 So they're just going to like walk up to and be like, hey, yo, 439 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,680 look, there's a freaking nuke sitting here, dude in my 440 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,640 backyard. But here's my thing, what do I 441 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,240 do? It got lost. 442 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,360 Who stole the nuke? You don't lose the nuke. 443 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,880 You don't lose the nuke. Who stole it? 444 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,040 If it that? I mean, if it's a fake story, 445 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,680 it's a fake story. But who stole? 446 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,480 The nuke definitely phone also. The government. 447 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,920 Has this. Habit. 448 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,160 I stole it. Danny stole. 449 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,040 It the government has this habit of coming out with these 450 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:13,280 outlandishly like out in your face stories to cover up what's 451 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,440 really happening, because what's really happening is horrendous. 452 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,280 So what are they covering up by saying they lost a nuke? 453 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,960 What are they covering up by a nuke? 454 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,440 What I'm saying is there's too many cover ups. 455 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,440 I mean, it got stolen. The aliens, They're covering up 456 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,480 the aliens. That's why I. 457 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,280 There's no aliens. That's why I only have two 458 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,440 blankets on my bed. Aliens are real. 459 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:33,920 I. Don't you? 460 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,360 Thank you, Chutter. Thank you. 461 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,560 That's what I was hoping for. That somebody only has two 462 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,200 blankets on their bed. Yeah. 463 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,320 Now I can sleep safe. Yeah, and I'll sleep safe with 464 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,640 you. Hell yeah lucky I need a cuddle 465 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,960 buddy. Bruh Yeah sleep with. 466 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,520 Him I. Need, yeah. 467 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,760 Idv my. Apophagus, yes. 468 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,320 You got a sarcophagus? I need cuddles. 469 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:59,720 A Snuffleupagus, Yeah. Snuffaluffagus. 470 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,600 What's the? Snuffaluffagus. 471 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,680 I'll Google it. Let me show you. 472 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,280 Google it. Is that porno? 473 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,160 Use the Google. It's not, it's. 474 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:12,320 A penis, that's coitus. Just straight coitus. 475 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,520 He's tracking it. Porn. 476 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,400 It's not. Was that a porno? 477 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,240 It's corn on the cob, straight on the cob. 478 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,720 Why is it on there? A big lump with knobs. 479 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,480 Why is it got the juice? That's a throwback. 480 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,200 I got to pee. Love you all. 481 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:37,360 I was getting thirsty. I love to watch him leave. 482 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,240 Hate to see him go. I just like to watch him leave. 483 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,640 You should be walking backwards everywhere just. 484 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,120 Just bodacious. I want to see his front butt. 485 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,280 What? I said I want to see his front 486 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,320 butt. No, I heard you, but I still 487 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,520 don't understand. I want to see his front butt. 488 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,160 I still heard, you still don't understand. 489 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,320 He said that he wants to see his front butt show. 490 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,960 You a picture later on. No, please don't. 491 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,120 No, it's one that I drew. In glass I love. 492 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,080 It Yeah, it's just Lenny with giant breasts. 493 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,240 Giant breast. Breasts, but this perfect 494 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,720 artistic rendering of it too, just like. 495 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,760 Like every single detail. Like exactly you. 496 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,760 See. Veins. 497 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,440 Realistic thing you have ever seen? 498 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:32,680 Oh, oh, the veins in the breast. Yeah, yeah, that's hot. 499 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,800 We're just a bunch of gooners. Holy cow. 500 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,280 Oh. Just goon all over everything. 501 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,880 Goon and splooge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 502 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,120 Anyway. All right. 503 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,560 Are we? So? 504 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,840 Are we doing those? Sessions. 505 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,520 We never go off the rails. I've got everything set up. 506 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,040 If we wanted to wait, I'm more than OK with waiting. 507 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,440 I'd rather wait, even with session zero. 508 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,320 Session zero really helps us kind of connect together as 509 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,720 characters I feel like. I guess, yeah. 510 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,400 Well, excuse me, that came out of the bowels of my. 511 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,320 Butt butt. Tartarus. 512 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,000 Your Tartarus. My tartar ass. 513 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,000 Your tartar ass. Yeah, what a baby. 514 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,440 Back I said the butt word. Yeah, you know what? 515 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,400 I sit when I pee and I'm happy to say it. 516 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,000 Joey, do you have a front butt? Don't your balls get wet? 517 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,520 Not yet. Sorry, it's not family friendly 518 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,920 at the moment. I apologize everybody. 519 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,040 That's OK. So that's a private matter. 520 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,920 But when they do touch the water, that's when I know that 521 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,600 my time is up. It's like a, it's like an 522 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,520 hourglass for me. OK. 523 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,480 Like all, they're wet now. It's like a time dial. 524 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,000 It's. Time. 525 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,520 Yeah, it's time for me anyway. See you guys. 526 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,080 Yeah, I'm just gonna I. Don't really know, it's my time 527 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,240 when I I can't feel my legs anymore. 528 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,400 Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a telling 529 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,040 thing. Yeah. 530 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,520 Then I try to stand up and then I fall around my ankles. 531 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,800 Yeah, I've been clicking. The life. 532 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,680 That's fascinating to you this week, though. 533 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,760 That that has been this week. Yeah, I cry a lot and then like 534 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,360 I cry for help. I'm typically. 535 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,680 Clicking the Life alert button. I need help. 536 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,520 I need help. Help. 537 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,840 Help me help and. I can't get. 538 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,720 Up help me. Obama, what are you doing here? 539 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,720 Listen to the presidential's phone. 540 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:28,200 Do. You think Joe Biden had a life 541 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,840 alert? Yeah, he definitely did. 542 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,200 A Joe Alert. A Joe. 543 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,280 Alert A Joe Alert. Yeah, sends it to man. 544 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,120 Every single Secret Service person. 545 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,680 I thought I wanted it to every every person named Joe. 546 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,080 Yeah, I got him every once in a while. 547 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,280 The president has fallen in the bathroom. 548 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:55,680 Chinese straight in the air. Straight in the air, indeed, of 549 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,280 a good wiping. I'm falling and I can't get up. 550 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,000 I'm. Falling Man, Jill. 551 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,760 Jill, call my pants up. Come on man it. 552 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,640 Looks like a chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. 553 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,280 Yeah, sure. What big deal? 554 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,960 I made no more chocolate fried ice cream on the floor. 555 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,520 Everybody does. Hey, that looks pretty good. 556 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,640 Let me have a teaser. What are you, 18? 557 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:25,280 That's not ice cream. Next, where you look, You look 558 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:29,200 hot enough to be an 18 year old. Oh, are you 18? 559 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,920 Oh, she's 8 years old. Oh geez. 560 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,520 Yeah, might as well be 18. Give me a Let me sniff you. 561 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,600 It's just a number difference. It's all right. 562 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,680 Yeah, I just be like Canada, I lower the age of consent. 563 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,840 Yeah, what man? Be all right. 564 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,920 That's a real thing. What does Trudeau do? 565 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,760 It just happened he lowered the age of anal intercourse to 16. 566 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,840 Woo, look it up. What? 567 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,400 Yeah, that really happened. Pull it up, Jamie. 568 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,560 Wait, no, don't search that. Don't pull it up. 569 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,080 There's none. I'll take it lowered. 570 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,880 He lowered the age of anal intercourse. 571 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,560 It has to be anal. 4. To 16 baby all. 572 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,560 Right. Did that cover for the for the 573 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,960 homosexuals that are up there? Well, people are saying like the 574 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,840 way Trudeau's like gay because of it. 575 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:23,320 OK, hold on. Age of of consent. 576 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,840 Careful, careful, you're chin on thin ice shell. 577 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,320 Thin Incognito, it's fine. They'll still get you. 578 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,080 They'll still get you. I'll be careful. 579 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:40,200 You're on. You're in icy waters. 580 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,040 I'll just show on. I'll just show on this. 581 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,440 I'm actually curious when. Romeo and Juliet Wallace in 582 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:51,480 Canada. Why is there an anal just type 583 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,960 in Canadian anal? I think everybody. 584 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,760 And if that's not the episode title, then you're. 585 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,280 Gonna have a hard time. There you go. 586 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,000 One word, one word. Canadian Anal. 587 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,360 Canadian Anal Canadian. Canadian like that can anal 588 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,920 Canadian Anal. Canal Anal. 589 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,880 Oh wait, no, that's just Canal Canal. 590 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,280 Canal. Same thing applies to that word. 591 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,000 It's a different kind of canal. Yeah, and Panama, it's. 592 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,880 Just not the Panama one we're talking about. 593 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,000 Oh, the poop. Whoa, the poop one. 594 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,480 Yeah, that one. Yeah, the poop. 595 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,160 Where's the Steam Game of the Week? 596 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,200 I think we just saw it. Canadiano, I'll. 597 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,600 Look it up, Canadiano. I'll make it. 598 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,560 I'll make it. If no one else does, I'll make 599 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,520 it. Let's see. 600 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,960 Oh yeah, use that. Use that their Maple syrup as 601 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,520 lubrication. All right, so the. 602 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,720 The Steam. Game. 603 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:53,640 The Steam Game of the Week is a game called. 604 00:30:54,280 --> 00:31:00,360 It's called Aurelia. Aurelia, Aurelia a URULIA. 605 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,120 You will really. I'll Aurelia. 606 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,320 It's all pixel art, that's what. Real friends are for man, That's 607 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,000 what real friends are for. What the heck is this? 608 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,760 Why did someone make this? Because I got bored with Ogre 609 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,480 Sluts 10. 1799, that's OK. I'll let you guys. 610 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,640 Hell yeah, there's a Hell Divers 1 coming out. 611 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,480 It's called sex divers. Yeah, yeah. 612 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,200 What? No way. 613 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,640 I can't wait to play that one. No way. 614 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:36,760 Oh my God, it actually has some some like alien bug fighting 615 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,920 stuff going on now. Can it be like, can it be like 616 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,840 on, on, on the troopers, Starship Troopers where it looks 617 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:51,840 like a giant vagina? I don't know, but out of the 16 618 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,800 that I'm looking at right now, yeah, five of them are porn 619 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,160 games, six of them are porn games, seven of them are porn 620 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,240 games. No shit, it's getting worse. 621 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,280 And then we have restaurant renovator. 622 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,080 I'll take that one. That one seems more my speed.