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Oh, Baltimore, the place where 
the undead thrive in the living,

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will live. 
Let's see if our brave 

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adventurers can solve the 
mystery of this fire siege, this

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apocalyptic takeover, this dead 
rain. 

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And welcome, welcome everyone 
back to the podcast featuring 

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some more Z&D. 
We're back at it again inside of

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the Dead Rain Trace. 
Dead Ray. 

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Again. 
Oh, you mean mug Meat boy? 

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Sorry. 
I don't say boy. 

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But all right, I'm sorry. 
Go. 

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Ahead. 
And take her away, Mr. Masker. 

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That's all we, that's all we. 
I just I just want to start out 

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by saying I'm sorry because I 
didn't realized that I was being

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offensive by doing a more 
accurate Chinese. 

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Oh, don't worry, I put Chinese 
music behind it. 

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It's fine. 
Oh, good. 

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OK. 
I asked the culture, they said 

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it's fine. 
Yeah, I was. 

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I was just trying to be 
authentic, although a Cambodian.

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Friend and I asked him, he said 
it was OK. 

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I did do that. 
So I, I work with, with Koreans 

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and I, I did do like a Chinese 
my, you know, fake Chinese 

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accent because I, I don't speak 
Chinese, so I don't feel like I 

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can do an accurate. 
Oh, nice. 

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I don't think I can do an 
accurate accent. 

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But but I started to do it in 
the, in the, the guy that I was,

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you know, knew decently well. 
I don't know if I'd call him 

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acquaintance. 
He he looks at me, he goes, 

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what? 
Sorry, man, I mean to offend 

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you, just trying to be funny. 
So, yeah, All right. 

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So anyway, where we left off, 
you met Something Wong and his 

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assistant Long Duk Dong, and you
learned of the Shenlong, which 

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is an experimental Chinese space
plane that did not need a pilot.

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But something Wong was told that
he had to run the initial voyage

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and take it up in space, and he 
smuggled on board some Tiger 

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Tiger Penis so that he could 
come back and sell it. 

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A space tiger penis. 
What? 

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Black market for a lot more 
money. 

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Yeah, you know that. 
I forgot that was the thing. 

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You didn't hear that. 
Yeah, Huh. 

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Yeah. 
So it it's one of the 

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ingredients that they. 
What about this tiger penis? 

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Break. 
Yeah, but but then he, he, he 

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ended up landing down around in 
Georgia, in Freedom, Georgia. 

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And you guys? 
Found him at the Frying Dragon 

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and so he informed you that he 
could get you to China after you

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told him that that you needed to
go to China and he told you that

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he could take you there. 
You just have to go up into 

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space. 
It's a much faster voyage. 

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All right, so where's this thing
at? 

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Where's this? 
Where's this JJ the jet plane. 

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Oh, it's. 
At the It's at the airport. 

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Well, my own airport I make. 
So kiss man, smile for me. 

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Oh, hey. 
We got to drive. 

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We got to drive to it. 
Oh, hey, Walter. 

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He. 
Snuck up on me. 

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I'm scared he was. 
He was out cold on the LAB the 

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entire episode. 
Episode while you were there. 

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He woke up, Yeah, he got to get 
his muse. 

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You know, yeah, this one does 
you. 

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Walter won't demand me. 18 
hours. 

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All right, so let's let's load 
up. 

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Let's head to the head to the 
Atlanta airport, right we're. 

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Going to space. 
Oh, no, not not that I did. 

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I did not say Atlanta, I said my
airport. 

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Where's that? 
Where's? 

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That it's, it's, it's just out, 
out outside a ton of waves. 

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Like I have a clearing. 
I built, I built this tower. 

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I built this tower out of. 
Woodward Descriptive. 

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Yeah, I take you there. 
You just. 

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Trusted. 
I jump in your truck. 

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Airport. 
Of course, yeah. 

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It's like gas station, my food. 
Is the best. 

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Yeah, it's the. 
Same thing. 

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So so you, you ate my food. 
Have you checked to see if 

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anything bigger? 
It is, yes. 

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My bowels have my bowels have 
extended, does that count? 

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No, I think my is. 
Not able to eat any food. 

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I form my energy sword. 
It bigger, no, Yeah. 

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I mean, it was only an inch and 
a half to begin with, so. 

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Dad's very big no? 
No. 

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It's below average. 
Hey can I? 

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Can I use your bathroom? 
My my tummy's got the rumblies. 

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You're in the LAV, you do what 
you want. 

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Oh, I'll go out the. 
Window. 

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We have a bucket window. 
Oil slick. 

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So yeah, you you did this 
episode. 

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He end up he tells you to drive 
through a small clearing in the 

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woods and. 
He's not following us, is he? 

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He's inside the LAV with you. 
Oh. 

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OK, sorry about the smell. 
It goes away. 

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No, it's no worse than my. 
Restaurant you should see. 

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You should see what Long Duk 
Dong did with with a bunch of 

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bad spoiled eggs. 
I've seen a lot of Dong in my 

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life. 
Never does that. 

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We're so yes. 
You, you see this, this gravel 

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runway that's not very long, 
doesn't look long enough for a 

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plane to take off with. 
And this chantily built tower 

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that's like 15 feet tall and but
it has a radar dish on it and 

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the boards look misplaced. 
Looks like something out of a 

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cartoon, I'm sure. 
Did I? 

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Did I build this place? 
It does look like something 

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clean. 
This would build that sheet. 

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Metal doesn't even look like 
it's connected to anything. 

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Yeah, it not really. 
I know. 

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I did not have lots of 
materials. 

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Do you guys expect Taj Mahal? 
Yeah, it's just at the middle of

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the wood. 
What do you expect? 

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Yeah, that piece of plywood is 
literally just supporting the 

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whole thing and it's leaning. 
I. 

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Don't talk too loud, you make it
fall. 

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You make it architecturally 
sound to me. 

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I'm all so he let's do it. 
He gets inside of a small crane.

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It's looks like it's from the 
1940s and he's able to actually 

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get ahold of wait. 
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 
I thought this was a space space

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plane and we're getting some 40 
year old or not 40 year old, 

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some 80 year old plane. 
You know, listen, Yeah, we're 

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the tiger pants, which I tell 
you, he picks a, he grabs a hold

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of the he gets it, gets the lav.
And. 

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He puts the lav inside of the 
space plane in the cargo area. 

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We take with us what else we 
drive. 

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There are no rental companies 
probably in Wuhan. 

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That is convenient. 
Yeah, OK. 

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So I take, I take my, my 
motorcycle and I take it outside

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and I, I hoisted up through just
sheer willpower and a lot of, a 

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whole lot of just main 
testosterone up to the top, up 

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to the top of the airplane on 
the fuselage. 

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And I grab some ratchet straps 
and I wrap them around the 

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plane, make sure it's real 
tight. 

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And I do the whole, you know, 
boom, Yep, that ain't going 

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anywhere. 
Do you want help up there? 

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Nope, I'm good. 
I don't I don't flying. 

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I'm, I'm going to drive my 
motorcycle there, like get on 

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top of it and I, I have like a 
makeshift like little ratchet 

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strap that I put around my waist
and then I put my helmet on and 

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my goggles and I turn on my 
Harley and I go to. 

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Be honest, I don't know how this
is going to work once we exit 

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the Dome the. 
Dome, Yeah, so. 

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Real quick, help me put my whole
Winnie on the on the other wing.

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We'll ratchet around just like, 
wait. 

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Are we, are we finally going to 
be able to see the ice wall from

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there? 
Hey. 

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Hey, Marcus. 
Hey, yeah, there's a serious 

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question. 
Have you seen the question? 

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Have you ever seen the ice wall?
Which ice wall in Antarctica? 

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No, when we're when we're at the
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to see the ice wall. 
But you don't want to go to 

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Antarctica. 
Not. 

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Antarctica, I think. 
They're a big Are you a flat 

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Earther? 
Is that where you're going? 

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With this, I'm a Earth Earther. 
There's only one type of Earth 

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that's flat, yeah. 
Marcus, we're all secretly on 

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the back of a turtle right now. 
Well, we don't know what's 

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underneath. 
So I'm I'm open minded. 

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I'm open. 
Minded. 

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I've seen it, it, it it big and 
round. 

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OK, but you don't go to 
Antarctica. 

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You work for NASA? 
No. 

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No, you work for NASA. 
You're lying. 

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It's all right. 
I'm. 

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Going to drive to China. 
I work for Chinese government. 

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Well. 
I. 

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Did. 
Yeah, I see. 

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There it is. 
I have Jolene on my back. 

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The government lies. 
Oh, yeah. 

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Hey, Jolene, how you doing? 
Sorry about the diarrhea 

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earlier. 
That's how we. 

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Marcus, you really got to get 
that celiacs in check, so. 

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I always forget I have it. 
Marcus, we are going up into 

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space. 
We are, yeah. 

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The Dome, it's not space, but 
yeah. 

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Yeah, no, it's space. 
There's no air up there. 

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I'm a little concerned that's. 
Debatable. 

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Fleetus. 
Yeah, no, I. 

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I get the concern. 
Hold on, hold on. 

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I get the concern. 
All right. 

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I pull out my pack of menthols 
and I pull out. 

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No, I'm good. 
No, there's no air. 

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You, you're not. 
You're not. 

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I got the menthol. 
I'm good. 

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That's all I need. 
We need to give you per 

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fluorocarbons. 
We need to give you per 

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fluorocarbons. 
Again, it's too many brain 

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cells. 
I lost most of them in Vietnam 

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in the 90s. 
No, we feel your lungs with with

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oxygen rich water and you are 
able to breathe. 

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Better. 
Oh, he wants you to vape? 

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I'm smoking a menthol already. 
I don't. 

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I don't do none of that vaping 
crap. 

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Take the vape or you'll die. 
All right. 

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It's pretty good. 
It's not. 

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It's not vape. 
So Unicorn butt flavored. 

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Pong Duk Dong developed the 
technology and it just it 

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inflate it, it fills your lungs 
with fluid, kind of like in I 

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think it was in the movie 
Aliens. 

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I prefer Godzilla. 
I don't watch you guys. 

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Are getting it OK? 
I don't watch. 

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History Movies. 
I know what you're talking about

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the the the fluid that's 
actually oxygen, but it's in. 

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I smoked your vape OK, but I got
menthol still coursing through 

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my veins so I'm a little bit 
unpredictable. 

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Lead us. 
That wasn't his vape, that was 

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his finger. 
I don't. 

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I don't know if he's going to 
live. 

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I'm pretty sure he's going to 
die. 

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Dang it. 
Dang it. 

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OK. 
Maybe you should stay inside. 

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I guess at least he vaped you. 
You should probably come inside 

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and play. 
Yeah. 

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And then just in case you get 
the poops, it's going to be a 

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long. 
Ride this. 

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This. 
No, your motorcycle not. 

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Oh, OK, I guess we go. 
I hope you make it OK. 

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You know what I have a bicycle 
pump. 

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Bicycle tire pump. 
Give him that. 

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But. 
There's no air. 

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Oh my goodness. 
No, you don't know how it works.

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How? 
You guys. 

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On air. 
Yeah, I have a pretty cool yo-yo

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you can have. 
OK. 

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Wait. 
I have a cat, Duncan. 

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He can smoke on that while while
he's up in space. 

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I'm smoking a menthol. 
I'm. 

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Smoking a menthol. 
Yeah there's probably enough 

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oxygen in that that's fine yeah 
just smoke that it won't go out 

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or nothing okay I guess we get 
crazy do you guys get up and 

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take off and he goes really 
steep a sand and. 

229
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Hold on, I've got the, I've got 
the shift in the folder. 

230
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,720
Yeah. 
But you did a tighter rope 

231
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around in case he does run out 
of air. 

232
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We could just drop him into the 
stratosphere and just hang him 

233
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all. 
The whole way there. 

234
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,640
So I so I forgot to show you the
picture of the Shenlong because 

235
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yeah, so everybody, everybody 
else, there's the Shenmong. 

236
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Everybody else. 
That's a penis. 

237
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,840
Yeah, kind of a weird space 
play. 

238
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A flotation device. 
You got the, you got the 

239
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cockpit. 
Where's the bathroom? 

240
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Too many buttons. 
All the bathrooms, bathrooms 

241
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,920
back over here. 
Oh sweet, I had too much bread. 

242
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,640
Take a dumper. 
Oh, that's, that's bad. 

243
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,560
It's in that. 
It's in that little hole right 

244
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,520
there. 
No, he stopped eating the bread.

245
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,760
It's good. 
It's in this little hole. 

246
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,120
My bad. 
And then it it, it comes over 

247
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here and goes up through this 
tube. 

248
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,640
Oh, that's what I forgot. 
Don't, dude, don't seriously, 

249
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,520
don't flush because it empties 
out. 

250
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,320
It empties out where this is No.
Don't flush because it empties, 

251
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,600
all right? 
I got to leave him floated in 

252
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the bathroom. 
We're good. 

253
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,040
We're good. 
I knew there was a. 

254
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,920
Reason he shouldn't be up there.
Yeah. 

255
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,360
Not the whole no air thing and 
stuff. 

256
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:25,160
Yeah, apparently he's fine if he
has mental. 

257
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:29,400
I don't know. 
He didn't even light it. 

258
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,320
That's the crazy thing. 
So. 

259
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,680
Yeah. 
So you, so you actually look 

260
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down and you see that the Earth 
is actually round and not 

261
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floating on. 
Now it's fertile. 

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Hologram projections. 
What would he know about 

263
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,360
spacecrafts? 
Nothing. 

264
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,520
That's how you know they prove 
that the Earth is round. 

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00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,400
So while you guys are up there. 
There was an intelligence behind

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this. 
You see a flash of light and 

267
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looks like a sort of a RIP in in
space in the middle of nowhere, 

268
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:07,680
yet everywhere and you see a 
large humanoid creature what 

269
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come out step out of the the the
rift. 

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00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,360
The lion turtle. 
Closes behind him and is he's 

271
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rather large. 
He's like a good you're guessing

272
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,960
he's about 1012 feet tall. 
He's real shiny and he steps out

273
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,200
and our head steps out and 
falls. 

274
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Gravity takes hold and he falls 
to the earth and as you watch 

275
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he's burning on re burning up on
re entry. 

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Kind of a weird little weird 
little side note. 

277
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,160
Latest you see this he's. 
Yeah, sorry. 

278
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:41,680
Hold a little breath. 
He's giving us cigarettes, 

279
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,040
giving us a thumbs. 
Up. 

280
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,160
He's fine. 
How is this cigarette right now?

281
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:53,920
What happened must be from 
whatever that. 

282
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,640
Thing chilling in a Co pilot's 
chair I'm into myself. 

283
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,880
Guys, I forgot my dogs. 
We got to come. 

284
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,040
We got to go back. 
No, they with us. 

285
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,720
We bring them. 
Oh, thank you, Wallace. 

286
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,320
I forgot. 
No. 

287
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,760
You're welcome. 
Wallace. 

288
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,800
Yeah, Wallace got it. 
They're like Wallace, we're 

289
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,920
going to send to just just 
knocking on the window. 

290
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,360
This is crazy No, they they're 
fine. 

291
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,800
I mean, I I tell you though, 
that there's. 

292
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,720
No way this is real. 
This is German. 

293
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,920
Shepherd German Shepherds are 
tasty. 

294
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,760
No chance this is. 
Real well, it was until cleanest

295
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,560
for this motorcycle on the on 
the ground. 

296
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,200
I think he's running out of the 
air. 

297
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,040
Long duck Dong. 
Tell him to suck on the poop. 

298
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,720
Shoot. 
It's not going to taste very 

299
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,640
good, but it's oxygen. 
Do you want a circle? 

300
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,040
Yeah, that. 
Yeah, that's it. 

301
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,200
Just just reach down and grab 
the poop. 

302
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,320
Shoot. 
Breathe. 

303
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,200
He can communicate. 
There's going to be like that 

304
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,080
scene from that. 
Movie with Julie. 

305
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,200
No. 
I don't know if I should say it.

306
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,680
Probably not. 
So what happens next? 

307
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,600
You. 
You re entered the atmosphere. 

308
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,080
Somehow. 
As we're re entering the 

309
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:17,720
atmosphere, Cletus takes another
one of his menthols out and he 

310
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:22,000
lights it. 
With the with the lighter of re 

311
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:28,240
entering. 
All his hair is singed. 

312
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,600
You, you guys, you guys look and
he is actually, he is actually. 

313
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,600
His frying pan helmet just like 
flies off. 

314
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:42,520
He's actually taking his, his 
sword and that, that you've seen

315
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:46,440
a you, you know, a couple of 
times and it's he's got a shield

316
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,560
in front of him now that's an 
energy shield and it's big. 

317
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,760
Whoa. 
He might have found his mojo. 

318
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,720
Wild card in. 
America. 

319
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,480
So he has a, he has a side 
shield, a side shield in front 

320
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,960
of him and he seems to be fine 
somehow. 

321
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:17,819
Logistical craziness. 
OK, so you land at the airport, 

322
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:21,260
you know, somewhere land in the 
middle of the street, get the 

323
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:24,260
LAV out, take off. 
No, no, no. 

324
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,900
I got to undo my ratchets. 
Hold on. 

325
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:28,420
Oh, yes, no, yeah, of course. 
Yeah. 

326
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,860
You undo your ratchets somehow. 
You still how you still live, 

327
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,600
Cletus, will you come in? 
If he survived Vietnam, he can 

328
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,960
survive space. 
Yeah, I survived her in or 

329
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,200
Hilton. 
You couldn't even get warm 

330
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,440
chocolate chip cookies. 
Didn't Paris there? 

331
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,440
No. 
No breakfast. 

332
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,000
Paris there. 
Paris. 

333
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,080
Paris, Yeah. 
Hilton. 

334
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,000
I hear she hot. 
I. 

335
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,720
Don't know, I was too stuck in 
there. 

336
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,320
Stuck in the red district? 
Are we in China now? 

337
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,960
I figured that's where she would
be. 

338
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,880
Yeah. 
You, you, we. 

339
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,840
We landed in Wushan. 
Wushan or who? 

340
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,480
Wushan. 
Yeah, Wushu, not Wushu. 

341
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:10,240
Wushan, where's the bat? 
I'm gonna eat the first bat I 

342
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,040
see. 
No, don't eat bats. 

343
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,960
They they don't, they don't 
take. 

344
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,080
You have to make them with 
sweets and sour. 

345
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,520
I'd try it. 
Yeah, Oh. 

346
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,560
Greatness if you have the sweet,
I have the sour all. 

347
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,360
Right. 
I'm going to keep my dogs real 

348
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,040
close to me, if you know what I 
mean. 

349
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,480
What do you mean? 
Ain't nobody going to try to eat

350
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,440
them my watch. 
Wait, they're not for eating? 

351
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,120
What am I doing? 
I've been hungry. 

352
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,680
I thought you were going to cook
us a dinner. 

353
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:41,280
Get away from my dogs. 
I'm going to get on. 

354
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,080
I climb on my horse and I walk 
slowly away. 

355
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,080
He tied his horse to the top of 
the top of the thing. 

356
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,640
Are you kidding me? 
That horse was that horse was 

357
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,880
running next to the to the space
plane, the whole. 

358
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:08,040
Time running on rainbows. 
Use the hood ornament. 

359
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,160
When he is actually. 
I'm gonna shoot that guy in the 

360
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,000
middle of the street. 
I'm on plasma rifle. 

361
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:19,360
So when he's so some he can run.
In space. 

362
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,720
Some has said that he he has a 
contact in the city that may 

363
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,080
know something about the virus, 
but he's not sure. 

364
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:31,360
So you you all hop in the lav 
and take off down the street. 

365
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,240
And as you're driving, he says 
it's weird. 

366
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,280
There should be lots, lots and 
lots of people. 

367
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,840
There's nobody. 
Zombies, man, zombies. 

368
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,240
There should be. 
Oh, there's one guy, but it's 

369
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,920
just one guy. 
Oh, we don't want to recreate a 

370
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,440
historical photo, so drive 
around. 

371
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,840
That makes sense. 
Yeah, wait, I guess I'm, I'm on 

372
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,160
a motorcycle. 
Hey, we don't want to. 

373
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,600
We don't want to recreate our 
historical photos and drive 

374
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,920
around. 
What? 

375
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:11,560
I don't know what are those? 
Those are those are robotic 

376
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,480
dogs. 
They come out of nowhere. 

377
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,200
As robotic. 
How does Zeke? 

378
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,880
How does Zeke react? 
Well, Zeke's in the lav. 

379
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,400
Well. 
He always hang. 

380
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,840
He likes to hang out the window.
Somebody realized someone that 

381
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,160
dreams though. 
That's true. 

382
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,280
I could. 
I could see that. 

383
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,360
Some of the real life experience
with these robot dogs, they all 

384
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:35,520
have E stops on them. 
Going to run up and hit the E 

385
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,680
stops. 
I'm just going to run up and hit

386
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,720
these. 
I just kick them over. 

387
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,960
Yeah, I don't think these have E
stops on them. 

388
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,760
They do have machine. 
I sit on I sit on my magical 

389
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:50,520
magical Unicorn or whatever 
she's calling and stop and put a

390
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,120
lead shot in my sling and start 
to spin it above my head ready 

391
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,360
to take take aim and fire at 
these mechanic. 

392
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,480
What century? 
Are you? 

393
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,520
From you know and you to find 
out some. 

394
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:12,360
That's fair. 
OK, so so you're on a horse that

395
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,800
they didn't know was coming 
with, But no, I said. 

396
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,680
It in the coming with me but. 
You know what? 

397
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,560
Nobody was listening. 
Well, there was a lot going on. 

398
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,440
OK, so I mean it's only fair. 
No, it's only fair because 

399
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,280
Cletus like wrote on top of the 
the ship and. 

400
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,880
Pony just like walking while 
it's. 

401
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,120
OK, so yeah, so let's, let's 
let's roll for initiative. 

402
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,660
OK, Marcus, you're up. 
What you gonna do? 

403
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:58,660
There are 7 robotic dogs. 
I'm hanging upside down. 

404
00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:01,660
I'm gonna shoot, shoot the 
nearest robot, right. 

405
00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:05,700
Well, my pleasure arrival. 
All right, and I'm gonna send my

406
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:06,660
dogs out. 
You're. 

407
00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,900
Gonna send your dogs out? 
Dog One. 

408
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,520
It's robot against robot dogs. 
Yeah, it's angle, at least one 

409
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,680
of them Stripey. 
OK. 

410
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,920
I don't care about Stripey. 
You RIP off the head of one of 

411
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,760
these robots. 
That'd be. 

412
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,640
Good. 
All looks like they do in the 

413
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,200
picture. 
They ain't. 

414
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,560
Got no end. 
Yeah, they just, it's like 

415
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,720
sensory equipment. 
He's gonna give them hell. 

416
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,600
You can try to. 
He can try to entangle one of 

417
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,920
them. 17 or is it or is it AD 
100? 

418
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,640
No, you did right 17. 
OK. 

419
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,040
And then 2.4. 
Yeah, I'm just so. 

420
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,400
Yeah. 
You entangled it. 

421
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,600
It's. 
Which one were you on, Tango? 

422
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,200
No, I'll be the one in front of 
us, OK? 

423
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:55,320
The one right in front of us. 
OK, but he's, yeah, he's got a 

424
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,960
hold of a leg. 
You've got something. 

425
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,480
Can I entangle and then shoot or
does it just no no and? 

426
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,880
Then shoot the the you already 
shot. 

427
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,040
Yeah, it's fine. 
I should have sent the dog out 

428
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:05,880
first. 
It's like. 

429
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,040
A web or something just with 
that OK. 

430
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,080
With my firewood platform. 
Cletus, it's your turn. 

431
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,000
What you going to Cletus? 
You. 

432
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,200
Know since Cletus has got to mop
up everybody's mess. 

433
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:25,960
Yeah. 1st I want to see is the 
is the weird green spot on my 

434
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,160
arm doing anything weird? 
Forgot about that. 

435
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,800
It's it's, yeah, you ate one of 
the Oh yeah, I forgot about 

436
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,440
that. 
So it's, it's, it's a little bit

437
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,520
bigger, but it's not, it's not 
doing anything specific. 

438
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,960
Even if I pointed at one of the 
robot dogs. 

439
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,040
No. 
All right, I'm going to roll up 

440
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,920
to one of these guys on my 
motorcycle. 

441
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,440
This one in particular the. 
One in wind. 

442
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,880
And I'm going to whack it with 
Dick Cheney. 

443
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,400
Never mind. 
Oh no, he. 

444
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:06,520
Gets locked in his tiger wheel. 
Hanging on roll the one hanging 

445
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,600
over. 
Mufta. 

446
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,200
Yeah, Mufta indeed. 
Yeah, you, you and yeah, you. 

447
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,400
So you guys see Cletus? 
He takes off and pops a wheelie 

448
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,440
on his motorcycle and goes 
flying up to the same the same 

449
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:25,720
robot dog that is being 
entangled by Stripey. 

450
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:31,040
And he goes to swing and the 
wind just catches just right and

451
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:35,160
the chain just kind of flies 
over the top of it, doesn't, 

452
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,040
doesn't even touch it. 
He almost drops his chain in the

453
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,960
process and but he doesn't and 
barely keeps his motorcycle 

454
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,480
upright. 
And yeah, Dang it. 

455
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,280
All right. 
Cool. 

456
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,040
All right. 
Walter. 

457
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,240
Walter. 
Walter. 

458
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,240
Roll AD 20, Walter. 
All right, what you gonna do, 

459
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,680
Walter? 
All right, I am on my horse, my 

460
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:06,320
full size magical space, running
a hole, swinging my swing 

461
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,360
around. 
Apparently instead of letting go

462
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:13,680
of one side and shooting a ball 
bearing at one of these one of 

463
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,800
these mechanical creatures, it 
swung around and hit me in the 

464
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,000
face. 
That can just be the end of my. 

465
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:25,000
No, it it didn't you, you slung 
it and and it would have it 

466
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,120
would have hit it without doing 
any damage. 

467
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,400
Oh, OK. 
Yeah, that's a lot. 

468
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,720
Yeah, anything over 5 is 
basically a hit. 

469
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,320
Sounds good. 
I'll try it. 

470
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,080
All right. 
It's very good. 

471
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:43,160
Tis the dogs of war the dogs of 
war? 

472
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:48,720
Earn. 
So these two guys here off to 

473
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:53,720
your the left of the the LAV, 
they're going to turn and fire 

474
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:58,960
at the LAV. 
One of the does hit the LAV but 

475
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,920
there's real damage. 
This one is ensnared and is 

476
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,920
currently trying to get loose 
from stripey and he does end up 

477
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,720
breaking 3 of stripey. 
He doesn't. 

478
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,320
He doesn't hurt Stripey, he just
picks his leg up and. 

479
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,400
Picks him off. 
Takes him off, Yeah. 

480
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,280
Stripey lands. 
Stripey lands over end up 

481
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,920
pushes. 
Stripey. 

482
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,280
This guy over here is going to 
take shot of Cletus. 

483
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,440
Does not do any damage to 
Cletus. 

484
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,200
I do not. 
I believe you had some. 

485
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,560
Yep, that's good. 
Yeah, because you had the black 

486
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,400
vest. 
This guy down here is going to 

487
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:38,120
take a shot at Walter. 
Love that Nick rolls off the 

488
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,680
tongue. 
Also does not do any damage to 

489
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,600
Walter. 
You guys skated by on that with.

490
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,520
I'll try to get serious with 
these guys soon because they 

491
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,840
they're they're bull pup machine
guns. 

492
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,520
A little narcissy. 
Wallace. 

493
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,240
What you gonna do, boy? 
I'm gonna, I'm gonna get out of 

494
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,520
the lav. 
OK. 

495
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,160
It's OK guys, have an AR 16 and 
260 SDC. 

496
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,000
And I'm going to run. 
Over to the first couple full 

497
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,160
pup pups. 
Robot pups. 

498
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,560
No, that's stripy. 
And I'm going to. 

499
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,160
Wrong one. 
And I'm going to flash out it 

500
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:23,400
with my energy sword, the one on
the very left next to the the 

501
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,320
end of the those barriers. 
Go for it's. 

502
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,120
Plus one. 
Well, 13. 

503
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:34,120
OK, so you hit the you hit the 
robot with a 12. 13 because you 

504
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,760
gave me proficiency with the 
sword, yes. 

505
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,040
OK. 
And I have to roll A1D6 to see 

506
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,720
what effect I have. 
Oh yeah, that's right. 

507
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,760
Yep, roll that. 
Thanks for remembering. 

508
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,040
A1. 
OK, so your, your, your sword is

509
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,680
fine. 
It's just shorter, Yeah. 

510
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,280
That's fine. 
It's a it's a short sword now. 

511
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,920
OK, Dang boy. 
And then one V6. 

512
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,560
Did I see a tattoo on that leg? 
He's not even listening to me. 

513
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,400
OK, what'd you say? 
1D6 mega damage I rolled it to. 

514
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,120
OK, you you go running up to 
this robot. 

515
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,480
And I finally killed something 
with my energy sword guides. 

516
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:18,760
Do a barrel roll and pop up and 
sounds, looks like, looks and 

517
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,800
sounds like something straight 
out of Star Wars and you slice 

518
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,160
this thing and it was, it was 
beautiful. 

519
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,200
Thanks. 
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. 

520
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,840
I mean, yeah, it kind of feels 
like the other day, but you 

521
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,400
don't know what happened yet, 
so. 

522
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,040
I still don't know what happened
though. 

523
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,320
I mean, to be fair, she doesn't 
either. 

524
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,200
Nobody knows. 
Nobody knows. 

525
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,840
Nobody. 
Nobody will ever know. 

526
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,840
Yeah. 
OK, Marcus. 

527
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:52,120
Marcus pull the hit Marcus. 
Nobody. 

528
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,840
No. 
I'll get out of the lav trouble.

529
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,120
I see. 
OK, You guys are. 

530
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,160
Fearless. 
I know I saw these things I 

531
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,520
wouldn't get out of the lav. 
Why couldn't we just keep 

532
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,440
driving? 
It's the only way I can hit 

533
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,040
something. 
I'll just walk up to the one off

534
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,280
the side of the road a little 
bit. 

535
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,760
Point blank you. 
Can pull your token out. 

536
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,440
I didn't expect to go get out of
the LAV. 

537
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,400
I can't hit anything, I only 
roll force. 

538
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,040
OK, what were you doing? 
I'm just strolling right up to 

539
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,440
the to the one off the side of 
the road here next to me and 

540
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,280
I'll just, I'll just stick my 
plasma rifle right, right in its

541
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,960
face. 
I'll stick it. 

542
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,360
I'll stick it between my legs 
and make it look like it's my 

543
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,680
member. 
Nice. 

544
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,560
I told you. 
I told you it long ago. 

545
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:42,800
I told you, you eat space tag of
penis it makes you bigger I. 

546
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,080
Only roll. 
I only roll fours. 

547
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,040
No, that's fine. 
You're you're point blank, so 

548
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:58,440
roll your down. 
Which is 6627 thousand. 

549
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:05,520
So 27 you guys see Marcus get 
out of the lav and he honestly 

550
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,240
like Mark everywhere Marcus 
goes, he just doesn't look like 

551
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:14,080
he has a care in the world and 
he's kind of, he's kind of like 

552
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,320
a mixture. 
He's kind of like Napoleon 

553
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,040
Dynamite's brother, pretty much 
like him. 

554
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,480
Yeah. 
But he just walks up to this, 

555
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:29,640
this dog of war robot, and you 
see him, he uses it, uses his 

556
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,400
plasma rifle like it looks like 
it's his manhood. 

557
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,240
And he fires a shot and this 
thing, it hits. 

558
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,480
It's the first time. 
Well, it's the first time I 

559
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,520
think any of you other than 
other than Cletus has actually 

560
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,200
seen this thing actually hit 
something. 

561
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,480
No, it hit the zombie last 
episode. 

562
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:53,840
It's very few, very few. 
But but it's, it's this robot 

563
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,600
and you see it kind of this, 
this flash of light as if the 

564
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,320
the entire robot was heated up 
until it was white hot. 

565
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,600
And then it just disintegrates. 
It goes away, there's nothing 

566
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,440
left. 
And then I'm going to take cover

567
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,440
the other side of this wall. 
OK I scared. 

568
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,680
Just take cover behind me, I'm 
fine. 

569
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,600
I don't blame Yeah, yeah on this
side now. 

570
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,120
What you gonna do? 
I'm going. 

571
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:29,400
To do the same thing again. 
There you go. 

572
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:36,000
There I go. 
Here I go again on my own. 

573
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,880
Sing a girl. 
Sing it. 

574
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,280
Going down the only Rd. 
I've never known. 

575
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,960
Really Dick. 
Interesting. 

576
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,640
So Dick Cheney only does A2 D 6 
+ 2 where the Chain of Olympus 

577
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:55,280
does a 5D6. 
So the chain of Olympus has like

578
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,600
razor wire wound through the 
links, all right. 

579
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,160
And that's the one that you have
the special van brace that 

580
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,120
retracts it for you, kind of 
wraps it around your arm. 

581
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,840
All right, well, so an 11. 
OK, yeah, cuz, yeah, cuz this 

582
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,000
doesn't happen often. 
So. 

583
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:17,240
OK so yeah, you hit the hit the 
main body of the dog and you do 

584
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,240
some a decent chunk of damage to
it. 

585
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,120
You put a dent in it. 
Second here, rolled high enough.

586
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,680
So he goes reeling and and kind 
of kind of he's all he's all 

587
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,680
bamboozled. 
He's kind of turned around. 

588
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,960
That was the same one. 
Yeah, that was the same one that

589
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,880
stripe you. 
OK, Good job, leaders. 

590
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,120
Yay you. 
Can do you did it. 

591
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,160
Walter, Good turn, Walter. 
Walter. 

592
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,440
All right, let's see what I have
to. 

593
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,080
Oh, a lot. 
Why don't I see my weapons 

594
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,160
listed? 
Oh, there it is. 

595
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,880
Is. 
All right. 

596
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:08,240
You have a you've got a MG42 
shotgun, your cylinder, sling, 

597
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,680
pro bars, knife and box cutter. 
Are you on your sheet? 

598
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,640
Yes, Sir, yes, okay. 
I don't see it on my sheet in 

599
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,360
the game, but I do have a paper 
that I wrote it down on as well.

600
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:26,880
So I am going to raise my MG 42 
and do an 8 round bust. 

601
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,120
Told the dog that is closest to 
me. 

602
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:36,520
She's a very tough horse. 
Okay, all right. 

603
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,640
You see me put up this specialty
rig that attaches to the saddle 

604
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,800
so that the gun sits and shoots 
above her head and she knows to 

605
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,640
duck down. 
Now lay down eight round bus, 

606
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,760
bus 5 on the back. 
Which which? 

607
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,840
One are you shooting at? 
I don't even know where I'm at. 

608
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,000
If it's with yourself in this 
math head, you're right. 

609
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,080
You're down. 
Here. 

610
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,280
Oh, is that me? 
How about that? 

611
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,000
All right, we got we. 
Got these two guys over here. 

612
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,440
Yeah, I'll lay, I'll lay down 
the closest of those two, first 

613
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,520
two there, so. 
Over here, OK. 

614
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,920
Yes, Sir, all. 
Right. 

615
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,280
Good job, Walter East. 
Roll, roll that die. 

616
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,080
I got a 10. 
Roll that die I. 

617
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,719
Know you've got proficient fat. 
I think it adds a + 1 + 1 

618
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,719
military weapon. 
You know what? 

619
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040
Forget it. 
You did it. 

620
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:33,600
No, you're damaged ATM. 
Missed when you roll it. 

621
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,679
This one, the one you, the one 
you shot at the the armor's 

622
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,040
already cracked. 
That There we go. 

623
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,000
That works. 
Armory a little lower. 

624
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,000
That's times 10, so it's 30 
damage. 

625
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:47,239
All right, take a take a 
significant chunk out of it. 

626
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,840
It's it's hurting pretty bad. 
OK, it's not Walter. 

627
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:58,560
All right, Dogs of war turn this
one is going to try to it's 

628
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,600
going to turn itself around and 
that's all that it has the 

629
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,760
ability to do. 
They're not they're not so 

630
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,000
they're not like super mobile. 
And this will be the last turn 

631
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,440
for the for the dogs before they
only have they don't have a 

632
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,800
whole lot of so they're just 
going to pretty much do the same

633
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,840
thing that did to the last time.
They don't they don't have a lot

634
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,840
they do. 
So you'll fit you'll find out 

635
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,440
more about them in a little bit 
why they're doing what they're 

636
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,200
doing. 
But that one's going to shoot at

637
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,720
Cletus wildly miss this one 
again is going to shoot at 

638
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,720
Walter going to hit Walter. 
What? 

639
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,840
No, not our Vagabond. 
Looks like looks like this is 

640
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,840
the end for me. 
Fellas, I don't think so. 

641
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,920
These two are going to come 
around the wall, So now they're 

642
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,800
going to they're going to be 
more of a threat and that ends 

643
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,360
their turn. 
I forgot about them in the 

644
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,680
beginning. 
So they were just kind of 

645
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,160
standing there looking stupid 
because, you know, robots. 

646
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,560
All right, Wallace. 
Wallace, take out your energy. 

647
00:35:55,720 --> 00:36:04,520
He knows it's him, right? 
Let's see 4-5 I have 5 more 

648
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:11,400
tiles of movement I'm gonna move
in front of the LAVI can't 

649
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,920
really do much from here, but I 
will fire my MP7. 

650
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:21,160
OK, on Nat 20, I think my first 
Nat 20 of this entire season. 

651
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,640
All that damage. 
It is 5 by 6. 

652
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,800
Nice. 
So 21 I'm assuming times 2. 

653
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:33,160
Yes, Sir. 
So Cletus, you see this robot 

654
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:38,680
next to you just kind of get 
slammed by by gunfire and it it 

655
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,600
you see wires pop out, small 
explosion and down. 

656
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,080
Cletus, it falls down next to 
you. 

657
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,320
One in the same hill. 
Totally and completely 

658
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,880
inoperable. 
All right. 

659
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,840
Dang boy. 
Good job, Wallace. 

660
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,880
Yeah, Marcus. 
Whatever wallets Wallace. 

661
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,840
I love you, Cletus. 
All right, Wallace. 

662
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,000
Wallace. 
All right. 

663
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,840
I'm still sitting against the 
wall and see through. 

664
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,720
The robots are far from me. 
Can't really get over there. 

665
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,920
So I'll switch to my hunting 
rifle in my seated position. 

666
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,680
And can I entangle one first 
with a dog? 

667
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,920
Yeah, before I do that. 
Or does that give me a bonus to 

668
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,760
hit or no if they were 
entangled? 

669
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,720
It would be immobile. 
So yeah, I think I saw, I saw 

670
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,680
something about that. 
If something's entangled, I 

671
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,040
don't remember what it was, but 
we'll, we'll give you, we'll 

672
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,360
give you a bonus on that and 
make that. 

673
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,080
Make that happen. 
I'll see if Stripey can entangle

674
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,320
him first. 
While while he's doing that I'm 

675
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,160
switching to my hunting rifle. 
Stripey rolls at 12. 

676
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,320
Is he on this one over here? 
Yes, he's kind of further away 

677
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,480
on the other side of the road. 
Yep, or. 

678
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,320
But I see. 
Him you. 

679
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,040
You see Stripey, right? 
Yes, OK. 

680
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,640
Yeah, I can. 
I can move him too. 

681
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,840
OK, so he's entangled. 
I'm sorry, I'm in my head. 

682
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,920
At once he has it's a + 4 to 
entangle. 

683
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,720
Yeah, yeah, he. 
Entangled. 

684
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:01,880
OK, All right. 
Shoot. 

685
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,440
Hunting rifle Time 17. 
Ouch. 

686
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,600
Yeah, you hit him. 
ID 6 No. 

687
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,680
Problem. 
Finally, we're getting some good

688
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,560
roles going. 
On yeah, 24 damage. 

689
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,920
All right, excellent. 
I'm going to add a couple. 

690
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,720
We're going to add a couple to 
that just because he's 

691
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,640
entangled. 
OK, you did. 

692
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,840
You did a nice took a nice chunk
out of it. 

693
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,960
I Cletus. 
Kablooey. 

694
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,440
Cletus baby, hit him with your 
chain, Cletus. 

695
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:36,000
Get them with your chainsaw. 
Don't since I can't do anything 

696
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,720
with this one, I'll drive over 
here and then while I'm driving,

697
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:51,080
I'll I'll, I'll take take my, my
Colt, a good old colt out. 

698
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,680
I'll just let her loose, let her
do Colt things. 

699
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,120
You do it Bang Bang. 
Boy, this guy. 

700
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,600
Oh, this 10, this one up here. 
Yeah. 

701
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,080
OK, All right. 
Really. 

702
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,120
Damage. 
That's A5 die 6 isn't it? 

703
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:09,880
Yeah, 5 to 6 plus threes 118. 
Whoa, heck yeah. 

704
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,600
You you put a put a good sized 
you put a small hole in the 

705
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,880
front and a bigger hole in the 
back and it falls over. 

706
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,800
That's how I like my holes. 
For each one of these you guys 

707
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,000
take out, I had 50 points of 
experience too. 

708
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,200
I've tried to keep track of 
that. 

709
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,440
I'm not not very cool with that.
OK, Walter, wait. 

710
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,360
I got a question. 
It's a legit. 

711
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,120
Circle question. 
Ask me, I'll tell you every lie.

712
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,920
I mean no lies. 
So Cletus gained the whole 400 

713
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,920
experience points for shooting a
zombie baby. 

714
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,520
Nope, you. 
Know what I? 

715
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,880
Mean but for robot dogs with 
bolt pup vehicles. 

716
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,960
I get 50. 
I'm a Reaper. 

717
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,680
I'm a real I did my job. 
It's in. 

718
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,320
Character for him because he's a
Reaper. 

719
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,240
I did my. 
I did my damn job. 

720
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,080
He's keeping us all safe. 
Even though it was heinous. 

721
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,800
You're all sorted. 
I mean the model was to to 

722
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,760
Jolene. 
Is she with us, by the way? 

723
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,000
Yeah. 
Yeah, she's in the LAB. 

724
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,240
She's got to start pulling her 
weight. 

725
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,160
I'm sorry, I got to say it. 
Oh, she didn't find out the CDC.

726
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,600
Office for us so. 
We'll be pointing to rents. 

727
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,320
Do let's just say that. 
It's the 1st of the month. 

728
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:40,320
Good night. 850 plus utilities. 
OK, Yeah. 

729
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:46,160
Very pretty tourist, Walter. 
Walter. 

730
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,400
Yes, Sir. 
Did I kill that one with my 

731
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,480
hunting rifle by the? 
Way. 

732
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,840
You did. 
You did a major amount of damage

733
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,480
to it and then Cletus finish it 
off. 

734
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,840
The just got the assist. 
You. 

735
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,640
You were the assistant, Yeah, 
Yep. 

736
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,600
So we got 100 points. 
All right. 

737
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,240
What you what you doing there? 
Experience. 

738
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,960
Walter. 
I'm laying down another eight 

739
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,480
round bus on my bus saw on the 
one that I shot at earlier. 

740
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:20,920
OK, this guy OK, All right, Know
your damage, all the horses 

741
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,120
like. 30. 30. 
You gotta. 

742
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,440
Add that music. 
Yeah, Dang it. 

743
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,120
All right, Wallace is. 
Making my job harder. 

744
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:46,160
No more licensed music. 
They're coming after us. 

745
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:01,320
Walter, I'm gonna assist Walter,
and I'm gonna shoot my MP7 at 

746
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,400
the robo dog that's still 
standing. 

747
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,520
Wallace. 
I only rolled a nine. 

748
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,920
Never mind. 
Never mind Wallace. 

749
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,880
Right. 
So if you guys have have been 

750
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:18,000
much, much ingrained in battle 
and you've been, I haven't, you 

751
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,600
know, really been paying 
attention to any much of 

752
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,720
anything. 
You see, you hear, you hear. 

753
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:27,920
Then see the LAV moving rather 
rapidly. 

754
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,480
And. 
Runs right over the top of this.

755
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:36,520
All over. 
Here, and you see, you're not 

756
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,760
sure who's behind the wheel 
because, you know, you really 

757
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:43,360
can't see into it that well. 
It isn't, probably it could be 

758
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,360
Zeke, could be Jolene, could be,
could, could be Something wrong,

759
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,920
you know? 
That whole bag, Jolene. 

760
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,840
He's driving erratic. 
He's driving erratic. 

761
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,640
Not throwing stereotypes, but 
problematic. 

762
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,040
All right, it's your turn, 
Marcus. 

763
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,600
You got one dog left. 
Who left this guy? 

764
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,040
This lone doggy over here and 
he's looking cold and lonely. 

765
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,240
I'm. 
Gonna run run up the street a 

766
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:16,840
little bit and then do a Call of
Duty dolphin dive and spin 

767
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,000
around in the area while I do 
it. 

768
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,720
Marcus, you should and see if 
you could try to tame it since 

769
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:25,800
it's a dog and I'll break. 
That's funny. 

770
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,320
Oh man, I didn't even think 
about that. 

771
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:35,160
It's actually funny these look 
feral idea. 

772
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,400
If the DM likes the idea, I'll 
roll a charm check. 

773
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,240
Come here, buddy, Come. 
Here is it. 

774
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,840
Is it 100? 
Excited for that animal 

775
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,760
husbandry. 
Or would it be? 

776
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:53,640
Vet science. 
Scientific salvage. 

777
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,440
I'm salvaging it. 
Basic mechanics, maybe I mean 

778
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,440
horsemanship. 
I mean, you might be able to get

779
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,880
ahold of them and fix it up, I 
guess. 

780
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:11,760
Yeah, that's honestly, I 
actually kind of like that idea.

781
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:17,640
I like it too. 
You've got, yeah, basic 

782
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,360
mechanics, Yeah, you might be 
able to, might be able to give 

783
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,320
it a go. 
I hear Wallace say something 

784
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,160
about how they're dogs and then 
it clicks in my brain and then 

785
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,160
the the the machine gun on the 
robot dog. 

786
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,160
Give me credit for my idea. 
Thanks. 

787
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,280
Starts to look like. 
No, actually, you know what? 

788
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,360
100 experience points for you, 
Wallace? 

789
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,960
Yeah, coming up with a good 
idea. 

790
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,040
I heard him say that and then 
now I see a dog's face on it, so

791
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:47,440
I'm gonna. 
Oh boy, I throw a treat at it 

792
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:52,920
and it just 57. 
I don't know if I'm rolling over

793
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,040
or under, but. 
So what? 

794
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,360
So what? 
Are you trying to do then? 

795
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,840
I'm trying to, I guess, persuade
its sensors to not perceive me 

796
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:10,080
as a threat and thereby initiate
training properties like a real 

797
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:14,320
dog, but roboty. 
This would be a this would be an

798
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,840
absolute miracle for this to 
happen. 

799
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:20,120
OK, really, would 57's not high 
enough? 

800
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,800
No SO. 
It I'll shoot at 10. 

801
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,000
So you, so you go up to you, 
who's your good jogie? 

802
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,760
Who's your good jogie? 
And it turns to you and kind of 

803
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:37,400
looks confused for a minute and 
then shakes itself and it's 

804
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,840
right back to looking, looking 
fierce. 

805
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,480
It's eye flickers. 
Green and then it flickers back 

806
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,960
to rest. 
Something something along those 

807
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,160
lines, yeah. 
Do it again, Marcus. 

808
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,880
It's breaking. 
You're breaking through sensors.

809
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,920
Don't go. 
You might be able to, you might 

810
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,440
be able to take one of them and 
you know, take it back with you 

811
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,960
to the lav, maybe fix it up 
later. 

812
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,440
Can I disable the gun or do I 
have to wait next turn? 

813
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,240
Yeah, I, I, I'm not counting 
that as a turn. 

814
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,160
You can do whatever you whatever
you want to do. 

815
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,760
I'll have stripe the, entangle 
it then and then we'll take it 

816
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,120
back to the LED. 
OK, OK. 

817
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,280
You got 4. 
So roll. 

818
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,880
So roll for. 
So is that for Stripey to 

819
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,280
entangle it? 
Yep, I could have Zeke do it. 

820
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,200
OK, you actually you, you, you 
got it. 

821
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,400
Oh, OK. 
You're going to have to you're. 

822
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,440
Killing it? 
No. 

823
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,400
You're going to have to. 
It's not your turn. 

824
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,280
You're not here. 
Yeah, well, you are. 

825
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,760
Yeah, I am. 
So. 

826
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:45,280
You can you can roll to like to 
like, pop the magazine out of 

827
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,600
the gun. 
I just like this part. 

828
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,480
You know what I mean? 
Cuz then you would just. 

829
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,960
That would effectively disable 
the gun. 16. 

830
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,560
OK, yeah, no, you got it done. 
So you took the magazine out, so

831
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,120
it can't do anything. 
Just clicking at me angrily. 

832
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,360
Yeah. 
So you're gonna have to tie it 

833
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,840
up, take a take an extra leash 
and tie it up. 

834
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,640
And yeah. 
Which I have, plenty are. 

835
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:11,160
You gonna feed it electricity? 
All right, so that's that's 

836
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,520
weird. 
I didn't expect anything to go 

837
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,880
that way, but it it did so. 
This idea. 

838
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:20,960
You managed to get this thing 
back to the to the LAV and long 

839
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,240
duck ducks. 
Wallace. 

840
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,320
You you capture what? 
Well, actually he doesn't say 

841
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,040
that. 
He looks at, he looks at 

842
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,000
something wrong and he says 
something in Chinese and you 

843
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,840
don't understand him and. 
He's in. 

844
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:39,400
Yeah, Yep, He actually speaks. 
He's surprised you. 

845
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,720
Yeah. 
You got one of the You got one 

846
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:43,520
of the dogs of wool. 
Yeah. 

847
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,960
Way Yahweh. 
Don't, don't say. 

848
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,840
He might be able to help you 
reprogram. 

849
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:54,080
Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 
OK, OK, so it is, it is starting

850
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,440
to get late. 
Do you guys want to this is a 

851
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,440
this it'd be kind of a short 
episode. 

852
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,640
Do you want to keep going? 
What's the consensus? 

853
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,560
And keep going. 
What? 

854
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,320
Do you think Cletus you good? 
Not a sleepy boy. 

855
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,240
You are a sleepy boy. 
We can always This can always be

856
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:12,760
a shorter episode. 
Yeah, we can, We can. 

857
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,200
We can finish it up next week. 
There's there's not a lot left, 

858
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,480
but there's, there's a decent 
amount of, there's a decent 

859
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,360
amount actually. 
And so then I can in the 

860
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,240
meantime, I can get you levelled
up. 

861
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,000
What do you think? 
One more episode? 

862
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,520
2 more episodes. 
One more. 

863
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:27,800
Yeah, one more for sure. 
OK. 

864
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,440
Yeah, sounds like a good. 
Cutting point then, yeah. 

865
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,680
So yeah, there'll be there'll be
one more episode. 

866
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,080
I will. 
I will give a precursor, give a 

867
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,160
little bit of a not, not a 
spoiler, but I'll leave a little

868
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,200
bit of suspense. 
I'd like to leave on some on. 

869
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,160
Something. 
Next week on Dead Rain 3. 

870
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,720
I stop pulling on it like that. 
Marcus will find that he has a 

871
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,200
surprise waiting. 
What's this thing going out of 

872
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,680
my arm? 
Cletus will also find a surprise

873
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,280
for himself next time on Ted 
Rain. 

874
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,000
Will Walter learn to speak full 
sentence? 

875
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:09,560
Find out when we TuneIn again. 
Nobody in the old Walter. 

876
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,640
Did Wallace actually lay with a 
woman that night? 

877
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,040
Allegedly. 
I'm going to do it. 

878
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:22,440
Well. 
All right then. 

879
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,800
Well, thanks everybody for 
listening. 

880
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,800
We appreciate it. 
Hopefully you enjoyed this 

881
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:31,040
shorter episode and I'll see you
next week on the last episode of

882
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:40,890
Dead Rain 3. 
That concludes the story from 

883
00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:42,890
now. 
If you like the tale so far, 

884
00:49:43,010 --> 00:49:45,930
stick around. 
I might tell you more next time.

885
00:49:48,450 --> 00:49:50,930
Now where did I put my supplies?
