1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:11,800 The Main Menu podcast presents C&D under the table Rush 2 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,720 underwear. Yeah, can't go without it. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,560 Can't go wrong, Can't go. Can't go with. 4 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,840 I I put on a new pair of underwear every three hours. 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,160 I was going to ask. That's not true. 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,760 I was going to ask how long you guys keep your underwear before 7 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,120 changing it. It. 8 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:34,200 Depends the top or the bottom? I only have the bottom, I just 9 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,920 have the banana hammock. For the for the top, I usually 10 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,440 do every two days. That's where the that's where 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,880 the stuff accumulates. I didn't know, you know, bras 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,480 cheddar. I don't, I'm just making a joke 13 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,880 'cause I'm fat. Well I only own like 3 bras so I 14 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,880 kind of cycle those out every three days or so. 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,800 My wife wears a long time. Yeah, they don't get dirty. 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,280 I don't like sweat. Probably since we've been 17 00:00:58,280 --> 00:00:59,960 married she hasn't changed her bra so. 18 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,160 What? Not once. 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,880 Damn. Not serious. 20 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:10,160 I'm not serious. No, I the the bottom underwear. 21 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,240 I change often, like every day. You know, because I'm not. 22 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,240 Gross. Yeah. 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:20,240 Let's see, I wear it regularly. The first day, I turn it inside 24 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,920 out the second day, I turn it backwards the third day, and 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,280 then I turn it inside out backwards on the 4th day. 26 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,720 No, I'm trying to get Max efficiency out of this. 27 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,080 Oh. No. 28 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,000 You have a butt flap for two of those days. 29 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,720 OK, no, a little fly. Yeah, I sit on the. 30 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,280 I sit on the. Damn, you're gonna want to hear 31 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,240 this. There's no way. 32 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:46,600 I have like a little button on it and it sometimes it buttons, 33 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,880 Yeah, poke, poke my butt cheeks sometimes. 34 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,080 Yeah, Yeah, I cannot. I've gotten really good at 35 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:57,600 unhooking those with my teeth. Cheddar, you left the chat. 36 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,320 Not all. Yeah, you did. 37 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,120 Not all. And an event. 38 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,320 Not yours. Not yours with my teeth. 39 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,800 Not yet. Aw. 40 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,960 Being stingy. I guess that's just a privilege. 41 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,200 Yeah, also completely keyless fob for that car. 42 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,920 Yeah, man. Yeah, I can. 43 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,400 Yeah. Although actually, I would 44 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,360 venture to say that you're actually wrong. 45 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,160 There is a hidden key in there, as they usually do. 46 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,560 Oh. I mean, here's my here's my work 47 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,560 key, here's my other work key, here's my mom's house key, 48 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,080 here's my mailbox key. Inside your fob. 49 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,280 Inside your fob, usually there is a way to get. 50 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,080 There's a hidden key in there. You must. 51 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,240 First, get it now and. Digest it. 52 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,520 It's no, you'll get, it's going to, it's going to stay in my 53 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,080 body and I don't even have to have it around. 54 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,320 I just bring it. I just bring myself to the car 55 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,400 and it it just unlocks. Not bad idea. 56 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,680 Or a surgical implant. Yeah. 57 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,680 And your butt works too. In my butt. 58 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,240 That was going to be my second. If I if I clinch it just right I 59 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,240 can on that I can remote start it. 60 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,720 Oh wait, that's the car alarm. Oh crap, I can't shut it off. 61 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,160 No. Usually a good fart will do it. 62 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,960 I came back to you saying clenching your butt will remote 63 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,360 start it. And I don't know if I. 64 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,720 Want to know? Yeah. 65 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,160 Yeah, he should have been there. I don't know if I want to. 66 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,560 Yeah, I should have been there. Yeah, you have to catch it in 67 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,920 the UTT. Yeah. 68 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,440 That's no, I may not I've I've all skipped this one actually 69 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,480 just. You listen to the UT TS. 70 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,600 I do. Sometimes, yeah. 71 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,400 I do as well, yeah. They have like AI don't. 72 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,720 Have time to listen to a lot of the episodes to be honest. 73 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,120 It all depends on your occupation, honestly. 74 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,040 Some people's jobs aren't built for it. 75 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,440 Yeah, mine's very built for it. Mine's also very built for it. 76 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,880 My body and mind also. My body is ready. 77 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,240 Am I still driving a forklift around and all all night? 78 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,760 Then yeah, 'cause that's. What I used to do, yeah, the 79 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:01,400 best podcast listening job of all time is Janitor Cleaner. 80 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,440 Yeah, that one's, that's good. There is I think. 81 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:04,360 Warehouse. That's true. 82 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,120 They they, they. So my stepdad is a janitor at an 83 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,000 elementary school and they just leave him alone. 84 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,400 Yeah, yeah. You just podcast in, baby. 85 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,560 You rock that thing all day, it looks. 86 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,000 Locked in they. Don't care, you do your. 87 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,800 Job yeah, and I'm right there. I I've been by myself for a long 88 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:27,800 time doing no Similarly by myself doing my own thing. 89 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:33,080 I just renovate people's houses. So I got my podcast in rock that 90 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,840 bad boy. Try not to laugh to myself when 91 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,320 I get to certain parts and have people think I'm crazy. 92 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:44,120 I, it's so I, I, no, I listen to the podcast at work and I work 93 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,360 with other people and they, they'll just see me and I'm just 94 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,000 saying they're chilling. And then all of a sudden I just 95 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 start laughing out of some out of nowhere. 96 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,040 Yeah, that isn't that off putting. 97 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,800 That's funny. Oh, I think, I think it's. 98 00:04:54,800 --> 00:05:01,000 Funny you just. Well, no. 99 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,080 Nowhere. Yeah. 100 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:08,440 I just do like a little like a little snort or just my, my 101 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,040 regular laugh and they, they just look at me. 102 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,320 It's like, oh, Derek's listening to something again. 103 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,400 Yeah. Yeah, it's. 104 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,440 Especially. Disturbing. 105 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,480 I've done the snort. With Chatter's quote UN quote, 106 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,320 normal laugh, you know, it's like. 107 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,800 He's been putting it on this whole time, guys. 108 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:31,280 Look, I've had to change my laugh so that yeah, sound like a 109 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:43,120 car alarm. Don't even get me started. 110 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,480 Like sometimes when you really get me going, I just I just 111 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,400 Bella like a train horn. Just have. 112 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,040 You. Seen tick tocks with that one 113 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,000 like old guy that laughs really funny. 114 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,800 He actually laughs like that. He's like, he's like, he goes. 115 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,920 Have you seen that clip of a there was like a Australian or 116 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,160 UK show that got everybody together in a room with really 117 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,040 weird laughs? Go look it up. 118 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,400 They got. Sounds like and they're all. 119 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,280 Laughing, it's so funny. It kind of was. 120 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:19,160 It had that that vibe, but it was like a morning show. 121 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,640 And Joey should watch that video I just put. 122 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,680 The video I just put. No. 123 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,320 There's a person that laughs like this. 124 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,120 Like that muppet. Like literally play. 125 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:36,440 That video, it was so funny. I'll propose you guys can hear 126 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,120 it. Don't. 127 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,960 Lie you? Won't. 128 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,320 I mean, I could forget, yeah. Edit that video in. 129 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,960 Edit that video in right now. Here it is. 130 00:06:51,560 --> 00:07:03,160 What's wrong with these people? There's no way that he actually 131 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,120 loves fancies. Like I can understand like the 132 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,760 seagull noises and stuff like that, but I don't understand how 133 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,000 someone like uncontrolled like out of their control just laughs 134 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:29,040 like. I love the people that. 135 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,760 Are laughing and they are just actually screaming. 136 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,920 Yeah, the seagulls. Oh. 137 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,120 Man, haven't watched that in a while. 138 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,240 Wheezing. That sounds. 139 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:51,000 Like you're at the zoo. Literally. 140 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,840 Like you're in the chimpanzee exhibit. 141 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,240 Joey, did you watch the video that I posted? 142 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,880 OK, I'll I'll just go fuck myself then. 143 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,600 No. I love the chat. 144 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,720 I'll watch it I. Hate it here. 145 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,000 Not be a YouTube short. On this take, talk about Judy 146 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,520 Hopps. I'll watch it. 147 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:27,000 The train horn edited in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 148 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,600 That tickles me. I am so sorry that you feel 149 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,440 assaulted by that. I don't. 150 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,559 I hope it hurts your feelings. Whoa. 151 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,679 Actually, you're not. Sorry I. 152 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,120 Just said I'm not sorry. I know you're not sorry. 153 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,799 Yeah. We already know. 154 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,760 You know, I, I think it's AI think it's a good thing that Sam 155 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:48,360 wasn't with us last week because we were like unhinged times 156 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,720 five, I think. You're meant to be the one to 157 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,640 rein it in sometimes. That reminds me. 158 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,480 Just how it is. No, there was no raining in 159 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,920 what? What happened? 160 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,720 I, I, yeah, I don't. I have no clue. 161 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,080 I have no idea what you're talking about. 162 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,760 Yeah, it was funny. It was funny. 163 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,400 It was certain words that were said. 164 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,480 I'm going to say it right now. I'm going to do it. 165 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,600 Was it worse than munting? Much worse, yeah. 166 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:18,320 Oh yeah. Oh man, that must have been bad. 167 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,120 Like it's that, it's that it was, it's that bad. 168 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,480 And I'm thinking about it. That wasn't even phased by you 169 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,480 saying munting. Wow, that's crazy. 170 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:41,480 Are we talking slurs or like there it is, Like OK, let's OK. 171 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:49,160 I'm sorry listeners all. Right. 172 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,640 Yeah, I think we're all cancelled now. 173 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,800 Oh man, the thing I said right before recording? 174 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,040 No, it was right after you stopped. 175 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:07,520 Somebody was yanking your chain. So clear my chain. 176 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,800 Let's go back to our previous conversation with you guys's 177 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:16,440 favorite brand of underwear. What am I wearing right now? 178 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,600 Let's all check. Yeah. 179 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,760 There's a Fruit of the Loom. Can't tell. 180 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,840 Yeah. You would have been. 181 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,520 You would be a 5 pack fruit of the. 182 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:28,360 Loom kind of guy George's. Yeah, the new fruit of the 183 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,600 looms, though, they're really comfortable and they got like 184 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,920 different fabric in the in the penile area. 185 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,800 Yeah, it was nice, Yeah. Yeah, it tickles. 186 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,000 Yeah. I personally. 187 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,560 I use Tommy Hilfiger. Oh, fancy. 188 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,600 I know. I I'm wearing Georges right now. 189 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,240 Do you know where they make those though? 190 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,440 You seem like a 10 pack Georges kind of guy. 191 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,680 Do you know who makes those Those kind of underwear though? 192 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:52,960 Who? Wait, what? 193 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:53,840 Who? Which ones? 194 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,600 Tommy Hilfiger. Factory workers. 195 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,480 Yeah, yeah, one. 1. 'S a needy. 196 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,760 Here I'm doing. A sweater. 197 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:11,440 I'm doing it. We're in Vietnam last week. 198 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,920 Yeah. We're back. 199 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:17,480 We have a little bit of PTSD. I'm getting PTSD. 200 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,040 Dang it, so I wear my underwear fresh out the shower right? 201 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:27,960 And then usually I won't shower every day because it's not good 202 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,120 for your skin. You shouldn't try to anyway, 203 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,280 everyone's skin is different. And I thought I was working your 204 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,920 hair. You your skin becomes accustomed 205 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,520 to secreting oils, so if you wash it every day, it's getting 206 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,280 rid of those oils which is actually bad. 207 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,720 For you that I've heard that about your hair, but I've never 208 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,120 heard that about your skin. It is like that about your skin, 209 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,280 yeah. That makes sense. 210 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,560 They're kind of. The same, yeah, yeah. 211 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,440 Even though your hair is keratin, your skin is skin I. 212 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,440 Actually have. I'll shower every day. 213 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:00,200 I use I use native and I use like the daily clean body wash, 214 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,000 shampoo and conditioner and it actually does really well if you 215 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,320 do use it every day, so. Yeah, there there's some weeks 216 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,960 where I need to shower every day. 217 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,560 Yeah, if like honestly, I have an office office job. 218 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,920 So like I don't. Right. 219 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,520 Yeah, it depends on how much you sweat or how hot. 220 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,400 I I get covered. Definitely. 221 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,480 And on top of being like saturated with estrogen, I also 222 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,960 don't sweat very much because of that, so I don't really have to 223 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,080 shower that often. I also don't get like nasty Bo 224 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,440 smell either. I me being with my job, I work 225 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,760 with chemicals so I I do have to shower every day. 226 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,840 That does make sense. Back when I worked in the 227 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,520 factory and had to deal with fiberglass every day I I was. 228 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,920 There, there was no. Way I was not showering every 229 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,120 day. Yeah, there's no way. 230 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,400 I did not use to shower every day, but I had a job where it 231 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,000 was moving appliances so I just sweat buckets every day. 232 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,880 Oh got a shower, he gots 2. Yeah, manual labor, Anything, 233 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,560 anything. Anything, especially. 234 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,120 Yeah, yeah. You're outdoors, get that? 235 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,080 Like wet dog smell. Oh Joey, I bet you're the type 236 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,680 of person who wipes every time that after they poop and don't 237 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,280 let it cross for two weeks. No. 238 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,040 Cheddar, I don't. I think you're the only one who 239 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,760 probably doesn't do that. Crusty butt. 240 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,920 Yeah, I I'm, I'm an alpha. I don't wipe my butt, OK? 241 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,320 Well. I'm OK being beta then. 242 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,120 I'm OK with that personally. I prefer Sigma. 243 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,960 I'm a Sigma when it comes to that. 244 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:32,040 You know what sigma's do? They wipe even when their butt 245 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:32,640 is sweaty. These. 246 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,040 Sigma's have bidets. I wipe my butt after I go pee 247 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,640 and if it's hot my butt's sweaty, I do a wipe. 248 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:41,480 Do you pee out your butt? Did I say I pee out my butt? 249 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:45,200 Yeah, say it for the sweat sake. Dude, that's just wasting toilet 250 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,160 paper at that point. Don't give a freak in my toilet 251 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,520 paper. When we started out. 252 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,640 About on the job. First world problems. 253 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,440 Paper when they pee and when they poop. 254 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,640 Like what a bunch of weirdos. Am I right up top? 255 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,160 Up top high 5. Women. 256 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,840 Women. Women. 257 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,960 Yeah. Yeah, One ply, am I right? 258 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,720 God, don't don't even get me started. 259 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,960 My that's all my mom buys or my wife. 260 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,240 That's all. That's all. 261 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,640 Actually I shouldn't even say that. 262 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,200 She doesn't even buy toilet paper. 263 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,960 She has, she has. My step dad steals some, steals 264 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,240 it from the. January school sometimes. 265 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,600 Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing you do. 266 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,040 So it's always an incomplete roll. 267 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,920 Yeah, it's a terrible thing. My wife cleans a bank so she'll 268 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,480 bring back little tiny rolls with almost nothing on them. 269 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,040 It's terrible. It's a fate I wouldn't wish on 270 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,200 anyone. Are you? 271 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,040 I go through all that in one sitting. 272 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,400 Most of the time. If I don't let it crust. 273 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,840 Stop saying that you don't do that. 274 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,000 We both know you don't do that. What do you mean? 275 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,880 Somebody gets it clean. I look it clean. 276 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,640 Danny looks it clean. I mean sometimes I have my mom 277 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,360 wipe me, does that count? Somebody makes it clean. 278 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,560 Clean that thing. Yeah, man, I I have some tea 279 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,560 against my mom right now. Against your mom. 280 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:08,240 I'll just, I'll just leave it at I learned some information and 281 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,720 she's not and she's not being truthful. 282 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,440 That's all. I'll leave it. 283 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,000 Fancy that? Yeah. 284 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,120 Man I love my new car, it's so nice. 285 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,680 Yeah. Yeah. 286 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,400 Where'd you get it? I got it at like an actual like 287 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,440 Kia dealership. So it's certified. 288 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,080 Yeah, I stole it. Is it one of those ones that 289 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,960 people were stealing with the USB cord? 290 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:36,080 Yes, it it's no okay, listen, so the whole thing with that is 291 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:43,840 that every Hyundai and every Kia that was made from 2011 to 2021 292 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:48,760 or 2013 to 2021, they had like a little faulty like security 293 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:52,320 system where whenever they try to like go keyless like the one 294 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:57,480 that I have has like a like a generic I I think it had like 295 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,560 some kind of like generic signal like receiver. 296 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,720 So if you any device that can just output that, that signal, 297 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:09,160 they can just get in. But every single vehicle within 298 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,760 those years, if they're in the car lot like at a dealership, 299 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,000 that means that it got the update for that security system. 300 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,000 Otherwise it would just be in the recall and they would be 301 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,840 working on it right now. Yeah, and so top it off, it was 302 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,800 a big TikTok trend as well. We're we're just stealing Kia. 303 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,800 Yeah, it was super easy. Matt has one. 304 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,280 Actually he has, he has like like an OG Kia hasn't been 305 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,680 upgraded. So I feel bad for him. 306 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,160 He's like, I'm surprised my car hasn't been stolen by now 'cause 307 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,520 he lives. At the he lives at. 308 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,520 The right now is his keyless. Yeah, OK. 309 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,920 Yeah, the trend's probably over so. 310 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,200 It is but. Like we've seen the worst of it, 311 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,000 so. Like, you know, people still 312 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,440 steal cars, so yeah. That's true. 313 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,320 Like I said, they all got the ones that you get from those 314 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,400 years from like actual dealerships. 315 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,600 They they have been updated. That's why I got mine from an 316 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,319 actual Kia dealership. No, no, no. 317 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:10,079 I mean no, no. OK, OK, OK, whatever. 318 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,040 Oh, you thought he was saying that? 319 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,480 Yeah, you thought I was saying it. 320 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,359 I thought you. Were saying it. 321 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,480 Oh, no, no. No, it's a sound board. 322 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,599 I. Put this. 323 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,480 OK, Well, does that make it better? 324 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,960 Yeah. I mean a little bit, but also 325 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:40,640 it's a sound board. Isn't that way better? 326 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,280 No. What did you what did you get 327 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,480 rid of to even put that in? Diabolical. 328 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,560 I don't know what other one I can get rid of I'm. 329 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,680 Just so done. You people disappoint me so 330 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,400 much. More every time I said I said I 331 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,280 said last week was. Diabolical. 332 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,280 And it was probably a good thing that you weren't there. 333 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,360 Yeah, yeah. See, we need that ringleader. 334 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:15,680 We didn't have a ringleader. Yeah. 335 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,280 Holy cow. Gaming Dukes. 336 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,160 Gaming Dukes. Oh boy. 337 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,120 I also like what you put when you Pink Joe. 338 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:31,800 It was descent into a furnace. That was pretty funny. 339 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,560 Enough. Oh, was it? 340 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,560 Yeah. That's fun, but I didn't feel 341 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,040 like changing it. I thought it was fine. 342 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,360 He'll get the idea. Everybody knows what we're 343 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:42,840 talking. About. 344 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,360 The name anyway. Joe's a smart guy. 345 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:49,800 He'll, he'll get it. Unless you're like too smart and 346 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,760 your brain automatically changes the words like as you're reading 347 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,120 it, you don't even notice that they were. 348 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,760 I did all the time. Like I don't realize something 349 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,200 is spelled incorrectly or something. 350 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,280 Sometimes I have a problem with text to speech, not because like 351 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,440 I speak weird or whatever. Like sometimes I'll be sitting 352 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,760 there and I'll and I'll be reading it over. 353 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,400 I'm Midwest. I, I'm from, we're from the 354 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,640 Midwest. We do talk weird. 355 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:15,440 True. So Jeep, Jeep, Jeep. 356 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,640 Jeep did G Did you eat G? Oh, I hate Jordan. 357 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,920 Now you got to find where Alex says it. 358 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,840 To me, I didn't say anything at all. 359 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,560 Crystal clean, baby. On recording goodness. 360 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,080 That's not true. That's not entirely true. 361 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,920 I I OBS it's the screen. Recording. 362 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,680 Oh no, we do. No, please don't cancel me. 363 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,680 Give me another chance. Anyway, I forgot what I was 364 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,840 talking about. I don't know, we got really 365 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,480 derailed something to be what your car. 366 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,520 No, we were past that. Somebody you know? 367 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,960 Somebody about a Yes, I know. But she didn't. 368 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,960 I honestly forgot you, just you playing that just like 369 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,200 railroaded my entire thought process I was going through. 370 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,840 All right, Jamie, go back in the courting. 371 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:36,000 What did I say? Like in whatever the last 372 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,040 episode was, I think the game show. 373 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,920 Misspelling things and. Like, Oh yeah, that's right. 374 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:48,120 There might have been though of when Sam said rat wean. 375 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:56,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I was talking about the 376 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,640 text of speech, is that sometimes I'll say it and I'll 377 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,320 get it correct and I'm looking it over to press confirm or 378 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,960 whatever. And then sometimes, like right 379 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,040 when I press confirm, it will think that I'm still like trying 380 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,400 to like get a certain word to be said and it'll automatically 381 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,960 switch it to something that sounds like similar. 382 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,520 So then I press send and then it it's just like completely wrong 383 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,400 and it's not what I said. Yeah. 384 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,160 And then next thing you know, Cheddar's like typing out the N 385 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,600 word to people because his keyword always thinks he wants 386 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,680 to say that word for some reason. 387 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:34,800 Oh man, found the worst one. It's really bad. 388 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,120 That's that sounds terrible. Put it on. 389 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,720 No, no, no. I can't even add that one, it's 390 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,280 that bad. Is it? 391 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,680 Oh man. Is it one that I said? 392 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,720 Yeah. It does it. 393 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:01,080 It's a is the insult. Start with an S and it's 3 394 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,400 words. Yes. 395 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,080 Yeah, I know what you're talking about. 396 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,000 I. Forgot about that one talking. 397 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,800 About. I'm glad I don't know what 398 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,680 you're talking about. Yeah, it's a good thing. 399 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,520 Dong, but Dong. Bing bong. 400 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,400 Bing bong. Big schlong. 401 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,280 Moose Dong where? Moose Dong. 402 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,560 I have a soundboard for that, right? 403 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,960 Not that one. Hey, Daddy. 404 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,240 Hey, Daddy. Gentlemen. 405 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,720 All. Daddy, Daddy. 406 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,600 I mean, I love you guys, but I'm not your dad. 407 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,000 Who's somebody's daddy? Not mine. 408 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,760 Well, I am. I'm a dad. 409 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,800 I'm a daddy. Call me Daddy. 410 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,120 Call me daddy. I'll wanna. 411 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,840 We're getting weird again. Are you Batty? 412 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,680 Are. Still, still daddy. 413 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:56,040 Still Daddy, Daddy. Mr. Master, Sir Joey's done it. 414 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,600 Oh no, I don't know what he done did. 415 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:05,480 He put it as sound boards, a lot of stuff that we said during 416 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,640 Vietnam. Yeah. 417 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,200 Yeah, that's. That's probably why we went 418 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:21,040 down. And listeners, I'm guessing, you 419 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,600 know, for the first time ever, I'm really glad that Craig can't 420 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,480 hear that stuff. Yeah. 421 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,080 Right. That wasn't actually said, was 422 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,000 it? For some reason, me and Danny 423 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,800 had really weird chemistry, that last one. 424 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,440 Yeah, you guys did. You guys really did. 425 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,760 I really wanted Bob Ross to be more of a. 426 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,760 More of a killing machine. He didn't. 427 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,480 He didn't get enough of a yeah, it was a debut. 428 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,760 Yeah. It was funny though. 429 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,920 I like that. When I looked. 430 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,920 How many characters are coming back from Nam as one of Danny's 431 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,560 characters in the future? Right. 432 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:03,120 Well, apparently Doctor Phil origin story or Doctor Bob is 433 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,720 he's a Vietnam. I love, I love Doctor Bob. 434 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,920 I don't know if it's killing. I don't know if it's. 435 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,520 Cannon, though Doctor Bob can join our story anytime he feels 436 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,800 like. I love. 437 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,000 Voice. I love how crazy he is. 438 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:22,000 It's got to be Canon because Melvin Seville or whatever. 439 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,440 Or. Yeah, was it Marvin Seville is 440 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,400 Isaac's grandpa. Is dating grandpa. 441 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,720 His grandpa. That was actually I, I really 442 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,240 liked how that worked out. I Alex, I almost killed you. 443 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,000 I I really did. I I seriously can say really, I 444 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 started to and I thought, you know what? 445 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,200 Every time I do something, I he, it was, he was annoying my 446 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,480 character. I, I was in my character and he 447 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:50,120 was annoying the crap out of me. He wouldn't shut up, But I know 448 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,200 it's a character thing And I thought no. 449 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,640 Every. Time I every time I kill 450 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,760 somebody that I shouldn't, I end up paying for it, so I'm not 451 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,080 going to. I think. 452 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,240 You would have spoken the time continuum because Isaac would 453 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,240 have never been born. Exactly. 454 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,920 That's true. I think Nelson. 455 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,040 I think the back story that I had for Nelson was I was 456 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,840 homeless, Jim's uncle or something like that. 457 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,560 Oh, that was never discussed. Yeah, 'cause yeah, I that's why 458 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:20,160 I asked for his last name. I I to be honest, I had no idea 459 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,800 how to end that and the premise. I wasn't. 460 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,560 Expecting rolling with. It. 461 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,040 Yeah, that's what I I was, I'm. So glad. 462 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,400 I'm so glad because all we do is zombies because this show is 463 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,040 called Z&D. But Danny and I had the Predator 464 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,520 idea a while back and I was, could have been specifically. 465 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,000 I just, well, I specifically was like, it's going to be such a 466 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,920 curveball because no one's going to see it coming. 467 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,920 Yeah, I did. I totally did not expect it, but 468 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,720 it was. It was good. 469 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,960 Had I known, I would have done Arnold Schwarzenegger. 470 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,160 But Bob Ross. Bob Ross was more organic, at 471 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,880 least for me. Yeah, and I, I tried my best 472 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,680 with Mel, Mel Gibson, but I decided to make him really like 473 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:04,400 crazy and more torn. Yeah, the 1000 yard stare. 474 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,240 Yeah, that that's going to be, that's going to be a good one 475 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,400 when it drops. I wasn't in any rush. 476 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,720 I didn't think we're doing recording. 477 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,680 It has not I. Haven't been on podcast as much 478 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,000 this week, but Lenny was Lenny was kind of Lenny was like so 479 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,640 the UTT dropped, but where's the yeah. 480 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,120 Podcast he used to threaten to like suck me off. 481 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,160 Like what? What happened to that? 482 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,920 Seriously, one week would go by and he's like, drop Trump, I'm 483 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,960 going to suck you off and do that. 484 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 And Joe was like, that's right, That's why. 485 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,960 Yeah. I haven't given it to you yet. 486 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,600 That's why I haven't given it to you yet. 487 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,760 I've been begging. For this, I've been waiting for 488 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,640 you to say that. OK, so now, now he's probably 489 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,440 going to stop me at some point this next week. 490 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,760 It's hard to will that we can't. I'm the only one that's put a 491 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,080 speaker in my my hard hat. Yeah. 492 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,720 What does he do? He he listens to it on the way 493 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,800 back and forth to work. So he doesn't. 494 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,200 Get the whole shift so. That's it. 495 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,480 We're buying a speaker for him. Oh. 496 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,600 No, we need let me. Like right. 497 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,640 So like my speaker is kind of. That's why our viewers have gone 498 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,960 down. I think so. 499 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,520 So my, my speaker is kind of bassy. 500 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,400 So sometimes I just don't. And so like we rearranged our 501 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,520 warehouses so that we're not doing as much drivetime. 502 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:25,360 Sometimes it took as much as long as 1/2 hour to 45 minutes 503 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,960 to load a truck. So because our product was so 504 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,360 far away and we rearranged everything and now we don't have 505 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,560 that drive time. And so now it's just not as as 506 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,080 big of a deal. So do you not even turn anything 507 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,400 on? Do you not have like a stage in 508 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,520 area or? So we sort of, yes, kind of, but 509 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,120 like we never know. I mean, I don't know how much 510 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,400 any of the listeners or anything understand like the whole 511 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,880 shipping industry, but like the bane, the problem is not 512 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,840 sometimes it's the warehouses. I've, we've, we've been told 513 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:03,360 we're an anomaly because a driver backs in, we get them 514 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,320 checked in, we get them loaded and they're out the door usually 515 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,560 in about 15 minutes. We're like a big time anomaly. 516 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,000 Most drivers complain. They sit for as much as two 517 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,000 hours anywhere they go for whatever reason. 518 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,480 We, we get them in, we get them done and we get them down the 519 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,600 road because we, you know, we either want to get to the next 520 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,440 truck or we, we don't, you know, we got other stuff that we're 521 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,880 doing all the time. So what was the original 522 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,080 question that you asked? I forgot. 523 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,720 It does. Staging area. 524 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:35,400 Staging area, yes. So it's hard to stage for trucks 525 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,120 when the, oh, so I started to say the bane, the whole bane of 526 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,480 the the trucking industry are, and I'm sorry if any dispatchers 527 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,120 or brokers are listening, but those people lied to us all the 528 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,360 time. So they'll say, Oh yeah, you've 529 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:54,320 got such and such truck coming at 1:00 and it's 2233. 530 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,000 And they're like, Oh yeah, they, you know, we hear things like, 531 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,160 oh, it's just around the corner. Like literally in an e-mail, 532 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,800 it'll say, yeah, they're just around the corner. 533 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,960 And they've showed up three hours later. 534 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:09,320 Like that's a really big corner. So you you guys know Iowa a 535 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,840 little bit. We've actually heard, we 536 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,520 actually got one time the excuse that they were stuck in traffic 537 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,880 in Duncombe, IA, which if any of you know what Duncan is and your 538 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,080 listeners, you know, are like, oh, how big is Duncan? 539 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,440 Like, it may have a population of like maybe 600 people. 540 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,160 It's smaller than Williams and Williams has like 600 people. 541 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,360 Yeah. So it's it's very, if everybody 542 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,160 got in their car to leave Duncan, I don't think there 543 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,560 would be a traffic jam. So I mean, it's just the kind of 544 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,240 stuff we get. So for us to stage and what 545 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,080 we're told we're going to get is it we would just because we have 546 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,440 to, in order to stage it, we have to scan it out of our 547 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,680 inventory. And once it's scanned out of our 548 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,760 inventory, it's designated to that truck. 549 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,960 And so that would just leave us with a lot of room for error 550 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,200 because we know we're dummies, you know, at best. 551 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,560 So we, we just, when they show up, we, we load them. 552 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,560 But now that we've relocated the product to where the vast 553 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,160 majority of the product that goes out on a daily basis is 554 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,960 closer to us. So now it takes us like 5-10 555 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,080 minutes to load a truck where it used to take 1/2 an hour or 556 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,320 better. Long story short, yeah, things 557 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,160 are easy. We don't have as much. 558 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:24,040 Strike time. So in our warehouse we we 559 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,000 basically get to just get told like there's a truck coming. 560 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,400 We don't know the time or whatever. 561 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,120 I mean, sometimes it could be like days before, but we just we 562 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,760 have like a we have like a designated spy. 563 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,000 It's not technically a sage in area, but one of our guys just 564 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,840 likes putting like what the load is supposed to be right there. 565 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,720 Yeah. And then I'd love to do that. 566 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,680 I'd love to be able to do that because then, I mean, now we 567 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,640 don't need to, but like we've, we've, we've tried that. 568 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,240 We've had managers come in and say, Oh yeah, we, you know, 569 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,680 well, let's just have a staging area. 570 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,120 Well, I mean, that would be great if you can get this, these 571 00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:01,160 dispatchers and or the, the companies that, you know, send 572 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,920 them out, the brokers, if they wouldn't, wouldn't lie to us, we 573 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,200 could certainly do that. We would love to do that. 574 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,600 It would be awesome. I'll come over there and be your 575 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,640 manager and do it. Oh you, I'm sorry you can't get 576 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,280 a better manager than what we have. 577 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,640 It's it's not a management issue on our end if you wanted to 578 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,160 affect. That manager. 579 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,280 I'm, I'm OK, right? And so is my boss. 580 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:27,240 So if you wanted to be a good manager and fix things, then you 581 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,920 would need to go to these brokers and where you know where 582 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,520 the dispatchers are in that and fix it from that end. 583 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,720 Because I'm telling you what, man, I'll. 584 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,680 Go be your dispatcher. There you go sick because these 585 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,400 people must either these people just. 586 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,800 I don't think people do their jobs anymore. 587 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,680 And Alex will become your truck driver, Yeah. 588 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,800 OK. Well, see, that's kind of what I 589 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,320 plan on doing. I was just make it there. 590 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,840 I was planning on just, I'll lay down going straight to the 591 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,360 dispatchers with, with a baseball bat and just like being 592 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,040 crazy and just start hitting myself with it and being like, 593 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,720 what do you think I'm going to do to you if I'm willing to do 594 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:03,360 this to myself? If I have to come back here. 595 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,520 I'll bring in the Darth Invader in the. 596 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,560 Car don't make me go get it. Listen to Z&D. 597 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,560 No, you got rid of the sounds, Dang it. 598 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,040 Yeah. Same would be the same would be 599 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,160 the dispatcher. He'd be like, oh, he should be 600 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,200 there. I don't know where he's at. 601 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,360 And I just keep calling having wrecked the truck been like, and 602 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,040 I'd be like, I'm stuck in Lehi. I don't know what you want from 603 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,000 me. I the traffic here is crazy. 604 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,160 There's thirteen people in Lehi. Forget it, you ain't coming 605 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,080 back. Lehi. 606 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,680 Lehi is a whole different. It's a whole different. 607 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,600 It's a whole different. It's a whole different from. 608 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,600 Dimension, I'll bring it. Don't you answer. 609 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,840 Yeah, that's the one dimension. It's a different. 610 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,040 One, it's weird. It's it's super weird. 611 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,880 If you're in I. Say that you're hit by like a 612 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,200 flash flood. Yeah. 613 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,480 I have nightmares about Lehigh to this day. 614 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,960 I kid you not, Danny and I drove through there one and. 615 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,360 Yeah, I've been through that too. 616 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,040 I think I was there with you it. Was creepy, wasn't it? 617 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,840 No, it was just Danny and I think it was weird and we were 618 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,440 driving by this like old abandoned. 619 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,360 No, there's a little town with We were driving by this like 620 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,440 little this old abandoned two-story house that was like 621 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,120 half burnt down. I kid you not. 622 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,120 We're driving slow because the speed limit is like 15 miles an 623 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,560 hour. I'm like someone's. 624 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,400 Going to come to Iowa. I'm. 625 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:35,280 Just like, you know, and like, right. 626 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,360 And the people are staring at us like we're weird because, you 627 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,360 know, unrecognized car. And there's people living. 628 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,680 In that house. We're like no, I'm driving by 629 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:49,520 that house and some dude as we drive by steps into the second 630 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:56,240 story window and just snares. Up I knew it I almost threw up 631 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,000 I. Did you not? 632 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,440 I got such a weird feeling. I stayed up to 40 miles an hour 633 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,040 and I caught the hell out of. It. 634 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,160 The whole town knew we were there. 635 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,040 Like felt the vibration weird and they're like. 636 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,800 Yes, it is. I felt it. 637 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,480 I I took a couple there to go. I can't remember who it was. 638 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:20,920 I smell city folk. Yeah, I drove in there and it 639 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,600 felt like you guys spoke about beforehand. 640 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:36,960 I was like, whoa, what was that? No, it was. 641 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:41,400 I am actively writing a Horror Story that it takes place not in 642 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,760 Lehigh itself, but in a town that I've modeled after Lehigh 643 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,719 because I've had nightmares about Lehigh since then. 644 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,960 I give you my. Lehigh, it's fine. 645 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,440 It's called Lehigh, right? But it's spelled different, you 646 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,360 know? No, just call it Levi. 647 00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:01,080 Levi, it's called. It's called Lehaw in the 648 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,040 country. Y'all Lee who? 649 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,960 Yeah, Megan. Megan France, La. 650 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,000 Hey. Hey. 651 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800 Hey. I mean, it works. 652 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,080 Hey, yeah. Hey. 653 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,240 Y'all are here for the BBQ right? 654 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,760 No, no, I'm not. No. 655 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,680 They just stopped and it's like, why are you driving so slow past 656 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,320 our house? The speed limit's 15, right? 657 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,440 Where am. I. 658 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,320 Supposed to go 15. I don't. 659 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:36,000 Know everyone knows. I'm sorry, I started on the 660 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,640 road. After something I, I drove like 661 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,760 45 out of that. I was like, I'm out. 662 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,560 I spun the edge around and like they have this stinky little 663 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,760 schoolhouse. I went in the parking lot, spun 664 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,360 it around and drove out so quickly. 665 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,320 Danny was like, we got to get. Yeah. 666 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:55,240 I'm on it. You and I went through you and I 667 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,480 went through a different time. Is that what it was? 668 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,840 There's a tiny little gas station and there's like. 669 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,960 Yeah, that's the edge of town rolling. 670 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,720 Not even. Yeah, like we walked in there 671 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,000 for something, I think, didn't we? 672 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,360 Yeah, we went to go. Get something it. 673 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,240 Was like the door was already hung open and there was nobody 674 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,080 in there. Yeah, it was like, it was like. 675 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,480 In that town like that it. Was a convenient, no, it was a 676 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,120 convenient store, but it was like there was nothing. 677 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,440 There was barely anything on the shelves like it was, the door 678 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,480 was pretty, it was pretty bare. And then we were in there for a 679 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,000 good like 5-10 minutes and then finally, like somebody came 680 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,840 behind the counter. I think we asked him whatever we 681 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,040 needed to ask him. And then we we took off because 682 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,120 really this is weird. What do y'all want? 683 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,800 The Adventures of Lehigh. Who told you you could come up 684 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,200 in here Well. It's like the kind of town where 685 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,640 your your engine breaks down halfway through and there's 686 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,000 actually a gas station slash mechanic that will look at it 687 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,080 and he's stuck. Tomorrow. 688 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,000 Tomorrow. Not tonight. 689 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,840 No. Out of town, yeah. 690 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,800 Yeah, yeah, Alex, I'm walking stuck there. 691 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,200 I don't have the edge there, but it's yours now. 692 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,120 You end up stuck. There for three days and then 693 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,720 next thing you know Sam and Dean Winchester roll into town and 694 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,720 they're Impala and. We're screwed. 695 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:21,160 Lehigh's the type of town to Lehigh's the type of town where 696 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,080 they will they will leave nails on the on the highway leading to 697 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,600 it and then that way you your tires get popped while you're 698 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,720 there. Yeah, Oh. 699 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,000 Geez, it really is. No, I got the. 700 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,240 Special tires that'll go another 100 miles after being featured 701 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:42,120 so I can go past like. That's why I stay fully armed, 702 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,800 boys. If I get stuck in a town like 703 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,560 Levi, I can just shoot my way out. 704 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,160 It's definitely like a hills have icon. 705 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,200 Attack. I can't, you know. 706 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:53,080 Yeah, it did feel weird or like. Wrong turn if long turn was in a 707 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,240 town like my long term is up in the woods, but like if you took 708 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,040 the wrong turn to a town, it's like all fifty of those town 709 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,280 people are going to sacrifice you to Satan and then eat you on 710 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,960 the altar you're. Like you're the only thing 711 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,200 that's going to keep the monsters away. 712 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,840 Dodge. Does anybody know it? 713 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,560 Small town away. What is it? 714 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,920 The really small town right next to Fort Dodge. 715 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,080 Orland or Buncombe? Colville. 716 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,520 Is it? Homer, it's it's Colville. 717 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,520 All of them. Colville is the one that's like 718 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,680 been annexed by Fort Dodge. But that's that's Colville, 719 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,480 right? What? 720 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,960 What direction? Is there any there's? 721 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,160 One that starts with AG, right? There's Barnum. 722 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,160 Grime. There's Badger. 723 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:33,240 No, Grimes is by a Des Moines. Roger. 724 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,640 Yeah, Grimes is South of Boone. So where I where I work is still 725 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,160 considered Fort Dodge and Barnum is like two or three miles I 726 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,120 think past that. So I don't think that's 727 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,720 considered Fort Dodge not. I don't know. 728 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,120 I didn't know Fort. Dodge, I know there's a small 729 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,360 town. I know that there's a small town 730 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,280 directly EI don't know which town that is. 731 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,000 They're Lehigh. They're all Lehigh. 732 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,480 Or not. Not East, West. 733 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,160 They're all Lehigh. It's a they're all Lehigh. 734 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,040 It is. There's this horrible. 735 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,800 Thing you take a turn off a road to go to a small town next to 736 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,600 Fort Dodge and you hit that other dimensional pocket and 737 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,000 you're in Lehigh. It's all Lehigh. 738 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,960 Yeah, I know what you're talking about. 739 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:18,680 Otho 2nd. Otho, Yep, Yep. 740 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,480 Otho, I said otho there's. Too many. 741 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:25,200 There's otho there's right next. To Coleville, Otho is literally 742 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,200 right next to Coleville and then Lehigh is between the Coleville 743 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,400 and Otho are between Lehigh and Fort Dodge. 744 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,880 So my father-in-law owns a gas station in Otho. 745 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:41,200 And really, my mother-in-law was there and she met the mayor of 746 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:45,680 Otho and he's like this crazy guy, like with a lazy eye and 747 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,280 like overalls and hey, I'm the mayor of Otho. 748 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,520 Are you sure that it was the actual mayor of Otho and not 749 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,960 just some homeless? Right. 750 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:59,440 So he got a house there and he was, I don't know, there was no 751 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,000 reason not to that. Doesn't mean anything. 752 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,400 Literally anybody could be. I don't know but. 753 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,560 Speaking of small towns, when I. Totally believe it. 754 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:11,560 When I had to drive to Holland for field work, I always had to 755 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,360 go through this town and I had like a cool ass name. 756 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,760 It was called Steamboat Rock. Oh, that's a. 757 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,000 Cool. Name that's. 758 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,360 Metal. It's a cool. 759 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,760 Yeah, I've been there. It's a neat little town. 760 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,880 Boat Rock. And they have a, they have a, 761 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,120 they have a gas season. That's called getting good. 762 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,440 Yeah, I had to drive through there. 763 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,040 It was a neat little town. The one next to it, that one in. 764 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,000 And what is that next one next to it that? 765 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,200 Murder hobo where? Eldora. 766 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,200 Yeah, Eldora. Yep, Eldora. 767 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,360 There's a there's a trunk and cut Eldora used to. 768 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,480 Deal with a lot. One time when I was selling 769 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,880 cars, I sold a car or a truck to a former mayor of Ford. 770 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,440 Dodge. The one before Matt Benrick. 771 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,240 Oh, really? Yeah. 772 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,920 He's a pretty cool guy. Nice. 773 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,840 Do you? Have a lazy eye? 774 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,160 If he's better than them or oh Dang it. 775 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,760 He was a pretty upstanding guy. It's so crazy that like a lot of 776 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,600 like the neighboring states around Iowa know about Eldora 777 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,360 because that's like the number one like juvenile Correctional 778 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:23,320 Facility like in the Midwest. And not only that, if a kid ever 779 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:27,000 goes out, gets out, they play like tornado sirens or whatever 780 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,760 through the town and they tell and they send out texts to 781 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,560 everyone saying going on like full lockdown or something like 782 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,520 that. Oh geez. 783 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,880 Oh wow. Yeah. 784 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,280 I mean, they're like, they're teenagers, what are they gonna 785 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,840 do? You'd be surprised. 786 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,600 I worked with someone who I worked with someone who went to 787 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,320 high school in Arseny perhaps. And this there was three kids 788 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,600 that like escaped and one of them was like smarter than the 789 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,840 other two. And he told the other two that 790 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,800 to run like in the opposite direction, and then he'll meet 791 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,880 up with them later at like, this place. 792 00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:00,600 And then those two kids were running towards where the cops 793 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,440 were coming from. So they just focused all their 794 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,800 attention on them. And then the other kid got away 795 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,480 and they found him like in the middle of like a cornfield, like 796 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,040 almost severely like dehydrated. See and people. 797 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,200 Think how smart things in. Iowa, yeah. 798 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,280 Yeah. It's just weird stuff. 799 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:26,280 I I saw a book one time, the Fort Dodge Mall, that was like 800 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,760 about all the haunted places in Iowa. 801 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,040 There's so many. Oh, really? 802 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,680 Yeah. I know I'm like. 803 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,440 There's. 1. American burial site. 804 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:40,320 One particular bridge that don't want to stay. 805 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,160 Overhang overnight. That's what we that's what we 806 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,920 were trying to find when we were driving through Lehigh. 807 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,360 Nice, so were you like the? That's right, Bush. 808 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,480 People are. Like dude. 809 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,840 So there's Mount Lehigh and Bush people. 810 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,520 I kid you not, I'd rather stay the night in that bridge than I 811 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,880 would drive through Levi again. So. 812 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,480 There is one right outside of Fort Dodge. 813 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,880 I do not remember what they call it, but it wasn't near Lehigh. 814 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,720 It was back toward the West. Opposite direction, Joe. 815 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,840 We're going the opposite direction. 816 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,400 Yeah. So are we. 817 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,320 All right, go ahead, finish this story. 818 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,720 Not bad. What? 819 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,120 That do something we don't. We don't know what's happening 820 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,280 here. Yeah, we don't know. 821 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,800 You're good, not bad. Danny just interjected and that 822 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,680 and that put this whole conversation to a halt. 823 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,720 I. Thought I signed up, no. 824 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:31,880 No, no, that's OK. I I so there's so supposedly a a 825 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,760 woman like threw her kids on the train tracks and let the train 826 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,480 run over him. Is that what it is? 827 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,720 Yeah. What's it? 828 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,760 What's it called? I can't remember it's they, I 829 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,800 saw it reported on stinking. The lady that was our realtor 830 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,600 reported it on the news not too long ago. 831 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,960 And I was like, well, I got to go find that. 832 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,480 So I actually texted her and told her where I thought it was. 833 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,000 She was like, Yep, that's where it is. 834 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,600 And so I went there and it was kind of, I've been there a 835 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,160 couple of times just to like, but I haven't been there. 836 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,160 I've been there at night, but not like it one or three in the 837 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,920 morning because that's supposed to be the time, the witching 838 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,120 hour. Don't go to the close Toy or 839 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:12,040 Toys-R-Us at 3:00 AM. Oh yes, absolutely go to that, I 840 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,160 might. Get some toys and play and have 841 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,400 a happy. Childhood for what? 842 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,760 That's when all the deal. Don't eat Mac and cheese at 843 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,080 AutoZone. No, Mr. Huggy, Wuggy's going to 844 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,160 be there. Waiting. 845 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,720 Perfect, I'll be there. Waiting. 846 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:30,600 So there's like there's like the most consistent haunted, quote 847 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,920 UN quote haunted spot that like a lot of people go to is like a 848 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,200 Native American burial ground just like southeast of Fort 849 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,440 Dodge, kind of by Colesville and Lehigh somewhere around there. 850 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:46,480 I forget the exact name, but one of my friends that take it with 851 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,880 a grain of salt, it's like I do. He said that he went there with 852 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:54,360 three other friends, came back and all of a sudden, like his 853 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,960 like back started like burning really bad and he lifted up the 854 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,080 shirt and there was like claw marks all going from like the 855 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,560 nape of his neck all the way down to like his pelvis. 856 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,120 Yes, that. Was me, sorry. 857 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,360 Yeah, so there was a cemetery. It's a Native American burial 858 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,960 ground, yeah. Oh yeah, so cemeteries I don't 859 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,880 mess with. Yeah, I got the rock salt. 860 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,760 But there's there's something different about a cemetery. 861 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,480 I don't know why. Especially those small town 862 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,120 local cemeteries. Like, there was one right 863 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:31,480 outside Fort Dodge by the old college campus. 864 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,680 Yeah. Do you remember that graveyard 865 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,800 There's like? Six, the little one that was 866 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,000 across the field. Yeah, most of them were infants. 867 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,160 Yeah. Well, yeah, it was. 868 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,800 It was by the college. Dorms, there's like 10 college 869 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,040 there. It was really creepy, man, so. 870 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,240 The thing about the, the, the thing about the Native American 871 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,880 burial grounds that I was talking about, it's not it's 872 00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,520 like 10 miles from like the nearest town and they consider 873 00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,480 that sacred ground, so they can't build anywhere near it. 874 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,960 Quote UN quote. We will haunt you. 875 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,600 I like all that stuff. I can tell you guys some stories 876 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,200 from when we used to rehab houses in Gary. 877 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,520 I've got. A couple Gary sounds. 878 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,160 Pretty good that sounds. Like he's gonna make. 879 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,720 Gary and he's like a board. Tour. 880 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,400 That's my boss's name. No, Gary. 881 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,960 Yeah, Gary, Gary, you're so chill. 882 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,280 Pit of the World. Yeah. 883 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,440 Shout out to Gary. Rat Ween. 884 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:36,800 Cheddar Rat Ween. We said rat ween and my brain 885 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,080 just fired neurons. Yeah. 886 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,680 Oh man, we got to get going on the episode. 887 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,760 No. Yeah, no, here always and I'll 888 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,960 correct the record. I said in one of the recordings 889 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:54,440 that my mantra was I hate it here, but it's not our mantra. 890 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,000 No, it's just. Our our mantra. 891 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,480 It's not ours. It's not our. 892 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,520 We say it. We say it. 893 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,080 What? Did you call me? 894 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,120 I thought you called. Me. 895 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,200 I thought you called me something even worse. 896 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:11,880 I thought you said called me a commie. 897 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,680 I was like, oh man. Yeah, yeah. 898 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:17,720 It's like comrade, I'm a commie. Stop calling me a comrade. 899 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,560 I think I'd probably be called that. 900 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,880 Do not. Do not I'm. 901 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:25,880 Going to do it.