1 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,240 This is checkpoint. Look back at your 2025 on 2 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:22,680 discord, they say Spotify. Yeah, I was just going to say 3 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,680 it's basically the Discord equivalent to Spotify Wrapped. 4 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,640 Yeah, Apple had one too. That was cool seeing what, you 5 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,479 know what I listened to. But Discord, it's just look at 6 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,320 all the heinous memes you posted. 7 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:41,400 It's like what I'm. Going to click what do we got 8 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,240 Very. Heinous memes. 9 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:47,440 Yeah, look at all the heinous memes you posted in 2025. 10 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:50,840 I thought you were targeting me. I was like, huh? 11 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,760 No, no, yeah, I got your Discord thing. 12 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,720 So I'm seeing what you posted. You said what about the 13 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,400 Holocaust? It's what? 14 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:08,160 People, next question. You were in the top 18% for 15 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,000 messages sent on discord. Wow. 16 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,800 That's a hoax. Number one emoji used was 17 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:21,120 Millennium emoji. Yeah, you were in the top 19 of 18 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,400 Discord voice chatters worldwide. 19 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:28,760 That's pretty crazy, actually. Hours in voice, 149 hours. 20 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:32,000 That's like podcast numbers, baby. 21 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:36,640 Yeah, basically I see top five, top 6% for messages. 22 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,920 Apparently that was my favorite emoji. 23 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,840 I spent 538 hours in in voice. Damn. 24 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:45,920 Yeah. A lot. 25 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:54,280 My squad is Bob, you and Danny. I don't know why Alex wouldn't 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,200 be on there, but. You know, if it gives you any 27 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,080 comfort, the main menu podcast. What server is the one that I 28 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:02,600 spent the most time in? Yeah, yeah, me too, because 29 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:08,000 you're my sidekick. You, Bob and Andrea are my 30 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:08,560 squad. It's. 31 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,240 Goofy. All right, done with that. 32 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:23,840 Yeah, so I'm, I'm trying like if we do the Draconic Blade play 33 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:29,320 test like we're one team, do you guys want a roll 20 ready or do 34 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:34,120 you guys just want to wing it? And if you need like automated 35 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,600 stuff in roll 20 I would have a problem joining one. 36 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,320 But if we're just doing basic rolls I could just roll it in 37 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,320 discord. OK, we might have to do a roll 38 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,600 20 then. Yeah, it's whatever you want. 39 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,080 I'm done with either. OK, Alex's went good. 40 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,000 That's good. It's actually fun. 41 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,720 I don't know if you heard it, I uploaded it. 42 00:02:55,160 --> 00:03:00,520 No, I, I listened to it. We really need to be, I want to 43 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,040 put it in a nice way, but we really need to talk to him about 44 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:08,560 his like, mic issues. Yeah, he records differently. 45 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,720 I think he's on his phone with a phone mic. 46 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,320 Yeah, so someone needs to buy him. 47 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:18,160 APCI mean he has APC so. We just need to buy him a 48 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,920 natural, decent microphone. I mean, I'll send him the one 49 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,320 that I was using the Samsung mic, it was it was pretty good 50 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,920 for AUSB mic. That's what I'm using. 51 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,560 For a penis. It is quite penis. 52 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,080 To put it in the best way possible. 53 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:38,880 To put it in the yeah, profound way, it's quite. 54 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,480 Penis man, I've been a horrible weekend. 55 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,760 Pretty horrible weekend. Yeah, you know, And you know 56 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,480 what they say, when it rains, there comes nuclear Holocaust. 57 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,120 It happens. Yeah. 58 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,800 So what up Danny? Oh hey baby, what's up? 59 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,240 I was just about to break it down. 60 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,880 My horrible weekend. Oh OK, you breakdown yours and 61 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,920 then I'll breakdown mine. You too. 62 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,760 Huh. Yeah, Dang it, Dan, your mic is 63 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,640 kind of. Like this picking up from a 64 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,920 different mic. Yeah, because I'm on Airpods. 65 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,680 Oh OK so you want Alex mode? Because I am at work. 66 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,079 All your work, No. Yeah. 67 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,760 So this is work, Dan, we're talking to, yeah. 68 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,600 Yeah, let me turn my camera. Hey, you guys see me? 69 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,560 All right, That's kind of. That's kind of hot. 70 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,920 Hello. OK, so this is this is this is 71 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,680 work, Dan. I'll turn around. 72 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:40,560 That's my, that's my desk. That's my desk and all my crap. 73 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:46,960 Yeah, yeah, my PPE. That's that's down. 74 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,960 Yeah, it's down there. I don't care about that. 75 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,120 And then, you know, that's the line there and some more stuff 76 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,280 and you know, there's people over there and got my microwave 77 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,760 though. Microwave. 78 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,640 Got my coffee. Yeah, I have an office and big 79 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,840 middle management without a microwave in your office. 80 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,680 I got rice and chicken in there, some hot coffee and I got 5. 81 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:13,000 Sauce. I got yes. 82 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,520 I got chocolate sauce and I got mayonnaise and. 83 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:20,360 Then you know, stuff on the board, you know, it doesn't 84 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:25,160 make, it doesn't make any sense. So yeah, yeah, it makes it makes 85 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,800 sense to me. The first award that I ever got 86 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,360 is spelled my name. So pretty cool. 87 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,560 Award. Yeah, you need a certificate 88 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,760 next to it, yeah. It was pretty cool. 89 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,480 Spelled my name. That's fine. 90 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,400 Yeah. It worked for you for seven 91 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,640 years before I got the award. But what do I know, right? 92 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,680 I demand a reissue. I'm sorry about my bike. 93 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,840 It's OK. It's been one of those weekends. 94 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:55,720 It was my wife's birthday and I've I ordered a few things from 95 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:59,240 Amazon and it was in a bag and I took a few things out of it and 96 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,520 then her gift was in there but she threw it out in the garbage 97 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,520 so I had nothing to give her on her birthday. 98 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:11,840 Well no, I because I bought an $80 cake and an expensive ring 99 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:15,240 that's not here yet, so it's pretty much just the cake and 100 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,960 it's OK. It's from a restaurant. 101 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,400 It's chocolate tort. Wait, how did how did how did 102 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,720 you throw away the gift? It was in the Amazon bag and I I 103 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,400 didn't get to it this week. I was going to take it out and 104 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:32,160 put it in a gift bag but she's like oh trash, she threw it 105 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,560 away. Oh. 106 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,080 Very cool. I was like. 107 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,280 You. Threw out your birthday present? 108 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,320 Crap, man. Yeah, I was pretty distressed. 109 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,520 And then, yeah, boy, what else? What else? 110 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:49,160 Cora is very sick so she keeps throwing up on herself. 111 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,520 That's not good. I do that sometimes too, yeah. 112 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,240 Myself a lot, yeah. After. 113 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,320 That I was like Dang. Oh, I just do it just to spite 114 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,800 myself. I'm just laying in bed. 115 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,480 Yeah, I'm not going to get out. I'm going. 116 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,480 To try and choke on it. I want to field it in. 117 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,440 Just don't open your. Mouth throw open my mouth down. 118 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,720 I'm going to throw open my mouth closed and then just re swallow 119 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,680 it. You're not going to get me. 120 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:26,760 I want my body. I'm the master of my own self. 121 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,120 I used to do that as a kid. Swallow your own throat. 122 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,520 That was because I was too. It was like a whole anxiety 123 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,280 thing, like I was too. Nervous to like. 124 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,440 Like run to the bathroom and all that. 125 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,520 So I would throw up in my mouth and then just re swallow it and 126 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:41,840 tell. Us. 127 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,400 I do it in the turlet. That's why you, that's why you 128 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:48,000 have the pupil. That's true, we did have an ice 129 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,720 cream bucket specifically for puking in. 130 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,840 That's like the antithesis of ice cream. 131 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,920 Vomit. Vomit. 132 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,160 Yeah, we really. Freezing. 133 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:02,680 We used it later. It's like yin, yin and Yang, ice 134 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,840 cream and vomit, really, if you think about it. 135 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,520 But then, yeah. And I was like, man, the podcast 136 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,800 is going to be great. This will be the highlight of my 137 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,040 weekend. I can finally do something. 138 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,040 And then I was like, it's probably not going to work out. 139 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,920 It's probably going to get called off last minute. 140 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,920 And then yeah, something happened on Bob's and not his 141 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,200 fault. Not his fault. 142 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,160 No episode tonight unfortunately, sorry. 143 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,720 Completely. His voice. 144 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:33,480 Completely. I mean technically he said a 145 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:38,320 drainage issue did something. I hope nothing froze man. 146 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,000 It's cold. How cold is it over there for 147 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,559 you guys? Right now we're sitting in 0 148 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,920 without 0. It was like, yeah, it like hit 149 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:51,440 like, like -8. No sign? 150 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,040 No. Thanks. 151 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:58,440 Tonight it's supposed to be down like -14. 11 is what on shoot? 152 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,800 -11 yeah, we're in 0. Tonight, so and. 153 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,240 Then tomorrow we get a high of 10. 154 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,160 And then it's supposed to get back down to -7? 155 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,760 And then all next week it's supposed to be like 30 to 4. 156 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,000 Yeah. Yeah, soon. 157 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,600 We're supposed to get 7 on Thursday for me. 158 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,000 We're supposed to. We're supposed to get rain on. 159 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,520 Wednesday, Wednesday and Thursday, yeah. 160 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,960 Yeah, if it's Thursday for me, it's probably Thursday for you. 161 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,760 But it's 40, it's 40. It's 45 on Thursday for us. 162 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:31,080 What is going on? I was drunk and needs to go 163 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,240 home. It's the most snow that we've 164 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,120 seen ever. Yeah, I was going to say like 165 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,560 these like past couple weeks have been more snow than we have 166 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:42,080 gotten the last couple of years. It's not melting, so I got. 167 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,200 Ice build up sitting there, yeah. 168 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,000 I'm in at salt for like since it started. 169 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:52,920 I had I had two bags at the start of the week and I'm down 170 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:57,200 to none right now. Went through 2 bags in one week. 171 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,760 Yeah, it's that bad. It just keeps coming. 172 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,960 Bro that bad? Because it melts during the day 173 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,120 because of like the sun, and then it'll just refreeze by like 174 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,720 5:00. Yep, that's in the sunset. 175 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:13,160 So yeah, somebody plays. Pics of squeaking there's. 176 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,000 A. Hearing what's going out. 177 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,480 Pissing me off? Somebody's fired. 178 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,000 Somebody. Screw it, I'm firing myself. 179 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,400 Somebody getting it? Get in the boot, I'm fired. 180 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,680 But no, we can just open up roll 20 and I can just have something 181 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,440 there. We don't have to have tokens or 182 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,920 anything, we can just use our. Imagine my token which is very 183 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,600 penis. It is quite penis. 184 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,320 A full penis. It's just a large It's a penis, 185 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,080 A large penis. It's very phallic in shape. 186 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:57,160 Very veiny black tools I do. I do have your your token. 187 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,440 I should probably download that. Yeah. 188 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,680 But if it's just mine, I mean it's whatever. 189 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:08,600 And mine's a tiny white penis. Mine's so small I can't see it. 190 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,720 Magnify, magnify. Magnify. 191 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,560 There's not enough zoom on roll 20 to see it I. 192 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:19,880 Can't say. Enhance enhance much hair. 193 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,240 Enhance. It's lost in the forest, but 194 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,080 I'm. Sponsored by Manscaped Click on 195 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,200 Click on the Click on the link below in the podcast episode 196 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,160 description to see my tutorial video. 197 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,520 I personally use it every single day and I try to cut my balls 198 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,280 and I can't. That's how good it is. 199 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,160 I. Tried to give myself a second 200 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:49,760 circumcision. And then I I, I apply the ball 201 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:53,840 cream every single day. Do you really have that stuff? 202 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,840 My balls are like. I do have like. 203 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:01,400 A haircut I do have a lot more 5 point O 6 point OI don't know. 204 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,600 It's pretty nice. And they did come with ball 205 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:09,240 cream and then. It's just US 3 tonight, Alex. 206 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,440 Called off Alex. You just thought of a guy. 207 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:19,400 There's nuclear Holocaust you. Coward, you get in here, you 208 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440 come here right now, you talk to Daddy. 209 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,920 Yeah, man, changing. Brakes on his car. 210 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,200 And this cold. He lives in Saint Louis, so it's 211 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,480 probably like 40 down there. And it's dark out. 212 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,840 Well, you could have a garage. He doesn't know where he lives. 213 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:40,520 He said with a friend of his, so he must, which must mean DJ. 214 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,840 DJ or Cody Lou? Yeah, DJ has a garage. 215 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,680 Cody Lou is not. DJ it's D's garage. 216 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,840 How much you want it back? Wait, I thought Cody lived 217 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,480 around. You live in the Saint Louis 218 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,560 area? Cody Cody lives in the Saint 219 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,200 Louis area. Cody Saint Louis Cody St. 220 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,200 Louis. I always thought they slept in 221 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,640 the same bed, am I wrong? I thought that they share like 1 222 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:08,720 like shared pajamas. Or is that that's why Cody is 223 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,520 expecting? I thought Alec rides on Cody 224 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,160 little like a backpack, am I wrong? 225 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,560 Oh, like that? That one character from Mortal 226 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:19,920 Kombat. It's 15 in Saint Louis. 227 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,960 Right. Terror. 228 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,440 Terror door, Terrador. Yeah, something like. 229 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,920 That I don't know. I always hated fighting them. 230 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,000 Terrier. No. 231 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,280 German Shepherd. It's like it's like Dare and Tor 232 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,560 or something. Like that'd be doodle. 233 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,600 What? Do I got to call? 234 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,120 I got one right. It's Ferretor. 235 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,760 Ferretor All right, that makes more sense that that tracks. 236 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,680 Right penis. Yeah, I don't know. 237 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,280 What do they got you doing at work then? 238 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,160 Oh, I've been on nights for the past two weeks. 239 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,080 I'll be on nights for another week. 240 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,920 Another week. Yeah. 241 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,160 And they just allow you to be doing this during work or wait, 242 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,160 you're you're your own boss so it doesn't matter actually. 243 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,120 I'm kind of, I'm kind of the head guy, so. 244 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,960 What would you be doing right now? 245 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,280 Sitting here. We're not on the Ponzi talk 246 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,800 working it. You're surrounded by windows 247 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,280 though. Yeah, but my it helped him get 248 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,120 off. You put a sleeve inside your 249 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,400 shirt, right? So then it looks like you got a 250 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,640 free hand, but your but your real hand is inside and it's so. 251 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,240 What I've done what? I've I thought you meant like to 252 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,840 protect the sleeve I'm. Kind of holding. 253 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 I'm kind of holding my kangaroo pocket. 254 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,880 I got a yeah, yeah, I got a pocket pussy in there. 255 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,480 That's why I just, I just, I just sit on my desk like this, 256 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,640 you know, it has. The company logo it's. 257 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,040 The logo it's. On the company. 258 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,120 Key chain. Yeah, it was really nice. 259 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,960 Really nice Caribbean they got. Yeah, well, it's a company 260 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:05,160 provided. Pink one for bathroom use only 261 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:12,040 it. Has a sticker on the side that's 262 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,960 like marked in like cautionary yellows like washed regularly. 263 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:24,920 Do not use oil based soaps. I forget, I forget my pocket 264 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,600 pussy at home, could I borrow? Not washing machine safe. 265 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,040 Fine, you old scout. In the dishwasher. 266 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,040 You're supposed to keep your your company issue pocket pussy 267 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,560 in your life. I got. 268 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:42,600 The tour ready at all times. I'm giving you a verbal warning 269 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,400 right now. Next time I'm writing your ass. 270 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,360 I'm sorry, sorry. It'll never happen. 271 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,040 Again, for management, we'll get, we'll get involved how? 272 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,200 People contact your union Stewart about this. 273 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,520 Robertson, did you forget your pocket pussy again my wife? 274 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,680 Wanted to my wife. Wanted to use it my wife. 275 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:10,680 Wanted to use it. You can tell your wife. 276 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,200 That's work property. That's theft. 277 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,280 You gotta leave that in your locker. 278 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,800 You can't go home with it. You can't. 279 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,520 Be taking out with it you gotta. Wash it here you. 280 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,720 Got to watch it and the company provided things but the company 281 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,720 provided pocket puts yourself. Ironically, it's the same sink 282 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,960 that we used to wash our dishes in, but. 283 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:43,240 I use the eye wash station. Yeah, they take they take $1300 284 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,040 out of my paycheck every time I use it. 285 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,960 I go to the emergency showers. I just take a shower with it. 286 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,000 Make Love to it tender. In the shower. 287 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,800 I got one, I'm not impressing. One with the high grade. 288 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:03,480 Oh yeah, a mouthful I. Kiss it tender. 289 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,599 And it's just got. It's just got my mustache on it. 290 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,640 It's got. Two, it's got two sides to it, 291 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,800 like for. Your boss. 292 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:20,800 Everyone has their boss mouth. It's some mouth ones. 293 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,440 Indoors. Wow, they got my birthmark and 294 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,720 everything. Wow, wow, Good thing about 295 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,200 getting a lot of. My mouth like this was really 296 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,560 worthlessly. Yeah. 297 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,560 Can I get can I get a mouth mold pocket pussy in my own mouth? 298 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,680 I want to use it so it's not gay. 299 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:47,080 You can send a way for it. I know I I sprung for the the 300 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,440 thermos size like flashlight. OK the company name on the side. 301 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,360 Like, you mean like the Stanley? That's right. 302 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,320 Stanley size. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 303 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,840 It's a flashlight. That's great, that's great. 304 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,320 Is it? I know we had this conference 305 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:05,600 last week, but is it gay if I get a flashlight version of my 306 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,880 own butt hole? No, that's just masturbation 307 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:15,480 with extra steps. Many complicated steps. 308 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,520 Many complicated steps, but the. Full circle, it's back to 309 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,800 yourself. It's odd for sure, but you? 310 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,320 Know. I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer, like, 311 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,320 yorked it in front of a mirror, I think. 312 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,480 We've we've all yorked in front of the mirror at least once. 313 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,920 Yeah, I wanted to get the perspective of the woman. 314 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,760 When it oh. God, oh. 315 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,280 Three kids with the with the video. 316 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,960 The video cuts. The black and you see the 317 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,240 reflection of yourself in your phone, you know? 318 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,680 Oh yeah, I saw a video like that where this kid was like, dude, 319 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,880 look at this cheater. He's like playing Call of Duty 320 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,640 and then the kill Cam ends and then it's just him and his white 321 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,520 tight. Then he has he's holding an 322 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:02,280 iPad. This big old bell, Yeah, you 323 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,000 know, looks. Like Kang ass Rover. 324 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,360 Yeah, what up, baby? There's a jar of mayonnaise 325 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:17,000 right next to his TV. That's essentially what would be 326 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,800 happening. Essentially. 327 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,800 Oh wow. Yeah, Would you, would your 328 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,280 guys's significant others be offended if you got a flashlight 329 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,200 in their shape? Of them. 330 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,760 Yeah. Yeah, OK. 331 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,360 It would be a. Joke that did happen. 332 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,920 And we're sorry, but. No, I. 333 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,160 Think he means of your significant other. 334 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,640 Yeah, not your guys specifically, but like a general 335 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,840 question. I mean, I have one of Danny and 336 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,440 he has one of me, so. We're pretty. 337 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,440 Is that 5G? Like Internet thing. 338 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,400 So like mine vibrates when when he's using it. 339 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,400 Yep. So I know it's. 340 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,760 Beautiful. You'll be you're eating dinner, 341 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:08,840 then all of a sudden you're I got to use it. 342 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,360 That's my bad signal. Bad signal. 343 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:18,480 Why is mine going off right now? Wait, shouldn't Danny be at work 344 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,000 by now? It's. 345 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:30,240 Beverish put it in the red zone. Yeah, I don't think. 346 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,840 I don't know how she had a problem with it. 347 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,000 I think that'd be. Weird because it's off her and 348 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,400 obviously if she's, if she's like you guys can't really do it 349 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,800 on the regular. Like flip it around, flip it 350 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,520 around. Would it be weird for you if 351 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:48,840 your wife had a version of your of your penis? 352 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,600 Yeah, no. Rob, I'm open minded. 353 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,920 I like that. I don't. 354 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,360 I would use it too. Yeah. 355 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,000 Just masturbation exercise, yeah. 356 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,000 It's. My own. 357 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,640 Here's the thing though, if they can't trick it out all right, 358 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,280 like put the batteries in it and make it no. 359 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,480 No. Because that's doing something 360 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,280 that my body can't do. Where your penis? 361 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,240 Doesn't that's nothing. It's it's an unfair. 362 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,880 Advantage. Oh, did the patch not drop for 363 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,880 you yet, Joey? Mine does. 364 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,640 It must have I refuse I. Refuse spins in circles. 365 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,440 I mean, if I do cartwheels I could do that. 366 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,800 That's. Called testicular torsion. 367 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,840 Torsion. They're not supposed to be on 368 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:39,080 top my balls. Are in my butt guys help? 369 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,520 I watched a video of a guy having that happen to him. 370 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,440 It looks like it sucks. You saw a video? 371 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,800 Yeah, he was like cheering at like a football game, gay. 372 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:54,120 And and then like all of a sudden he it falls down the 373 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,200 ground. It's like. 374 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,480 Balls. Balls Torsion. 375 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,760 Turns out it was just taking a torn. 376 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,440 God that's one of my worst nightmares. 377 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,160 Everyone will get you that and prolapse. 378 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,840 Well, I'm not. I'm not too worried about 379 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,440 prolapse because I can just put it back in. 380 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,640 It'll happen. Put it back in. 381 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,320 I can put it back in. Yeah. 382 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,200 And it's like, it's like those like rubber toys that you like 383 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,440 push in and then like you like set him on the ground like pop 384 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,520 up. It's like that. 385 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,400 Yeah, you've. Seen that there was 1000 ways to 386 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,920 die episode of this really fat lady who sat on the toilet and 387 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,240 like her she was so fat that it created. 388 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,760 Suction. On the toilet seat and it when 389 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:38,160 she washed it, it's it stole her bottle and prolapsed it and it 390 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,200 went all the way down. That reminds me of that Final 391 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,240 Fantasy reel when that guy got like stuck in the pool. 392 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,520 That's not the Final Fantasy that you want, yeah. 393 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,840 I don't. You're not. 394 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,920 Final destination final. Destination. 395 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,120 Sorry, I didn't see that one. There's so many. 396 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,040 Finals. There's no finals, There's 397 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,400 finals. There's final destination, the 398 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,640 final descendant. You killed the final boss. 399 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:10,800 NC football on the. Toilet. 9999 damage. 400 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,760 True damage. Boom, nice to the round table. 401 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,560 What? Yeah. 402 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,280 Oh no, my FBI agent on my phone just logged in because my phone 403 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,200 lit up without me doing anything to it. 404 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,320 Really. Has that happened? 405 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,920 Yeah, like I was like, oh, I got a notification and then there 406 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,000 was nothing. Yeah, I thought that happened 407 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,880 for a lot. We were talking about prolapsing 408 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,040 our butt holes and he's like, I got to, I got to check to see 409 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:38,960 what's going on here. What? 410 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,800 Are they? Prolapse, huh? 411 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,000 Yeah, the usual stuff. Yeah. 412 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,000 I'm out. Poor FBI. 413 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I mean, let me tell you. Yeah, he's not paid enough to 414 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:54,160 deal with my crap. Nah, he likes the toilet cams 415 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,960 though, ironically. Yeah, I know they're there. 416 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,520 I just don't. I just don't do anything about 417 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,720 him. I know they're there and I play 418 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,040 with it. I look for him just so I can 419 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:08,920 make direct eye contact. I don't want to like, remove 420 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,000 him. I want to like. 421 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:14,440 I want to stare into this guy's soul as I take the biggest dump 422 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:20,000 of my life. Stare 5 minutes 5 minutes at a 423 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,320 time. And then whole body shaking 424 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,240 quickly turn. Around just. 425 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,480 Stare right into it, yeah. Yeah. 426 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,160 After you stand up, stand up, bend over towards it, be like, 427 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:38,440 is he stinky? I know you got cell receptors in 428 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,400 that thing. Yeah, no. 429 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,560 Is it stinky? Yes, you're under arrest. 430 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,240 That's. Under arrest. 431 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,960 This is this is terrorism. Sure, this is Chili's. 432 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:57,480 Sure, this is a Chili's. Oh man. 433 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:03,000 So also this week I did not go out and purchase an on with two 434 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,840 end streaming device from Walmart not install the 435 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,840 downloader app which gave me access to not get HDO box app. 436 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,520 That's good. Which does not let you stream 437 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,960 everything for free because that would be delete. 438 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,160 Because that's that's that's crazy. 439 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,440 You would. You shouldn't do that. 440 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,000 That's an arrestable offense. I've heard people doing that. 441 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,120 I did not do that because I paid for all of the 11 streaming 442 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,480 services. Proudly, they should. 443 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,000 Get there's only 11. I like paying for ads. 444 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,960 It's probably my. Favorite ads are pretty great, 445 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,240 to be honest. Yeah, I how else would I ever 446 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,680 see like, what's out there? Exactly, so I've not been 447 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:49,080 watching Severance because I don't have Apple TV Plus that's 448 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,920 the one I'd now play pay for. How long I want consumerism by 449 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,600 not watching ads? Never. 450 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,800 It's really, like honestly isn't even a great show. 451 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,600 It's it's pretty terrible. I'm not. 452 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,280 I've not been enjoying it. Yeah, I'm not. 453 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,720 I'm not happy. Yeah, in my life. 454 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,080 That's true, actually. It's Vince. 455 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,560 He's not doing a great job at that show. 456 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:15,560 He did direct that, didn't he? Director and creator, yeah. 457 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,960 Yeah, who the hell is Ben? Ben Stiller. 458 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,480 So I will not send you guys a link to that after this. 459 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,800 Well, and then also since you, since you don't have Apple TV 460 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,920 Plus, you should not watch. Oh, Ted Lasso. 461 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,200 Pluribus, huh. Pluribus. 462 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,160 Pluribus. Yeah, Pluribus. 463 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,560 Yeah, I keep seeing that. It's the same guy that made 464 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,200 Breaking Bad. And are we still talking 465 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,520 negative? We're still talking a negative. 466 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,760 Well, this is factual information here, so. 467 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,920 Yeah, no, it keeps me on the edge of my seat. 468 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,680 It is woman. You know I didn't. 469 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,040 Realize. Because Breaking Bad got like 470 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,720 super popular like 5 or 6 years ago or something like that. 471 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,160 Yeah, like I had like a huge breakout and I thought, oh, it 472 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,240 must be like a new show. And I looked at it and 473 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,120 apparently it came out in like 2000. 474 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,160 Four. Yeah. 475 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,080 Older than The Walking Dead, Yeah. 476 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,560 That's for The Walking Dead. Blew out too. 477 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,240 Yeah, but Breaking Bad was AM CS, you know, flagship show for 478 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,640 a while. For a while it was. 479 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,160 It was like. Pretty much the only thing they 480 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,640 had going. It was the only one like Emmy 481 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,080 after Emmy after Emmy after Emmy. 482 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,320 Yeah, I couldn't get into it. I don't know. 483 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,320 I watched it before I got really into it for about like four or 484 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,240 five seasons, and then something happened and I stopped watching 485 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,280 it and it was just like I got no desire to start back over again. 486 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,320 Yeah. I it was going on for a while. 487 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaking of award shows, The Game Awards of 2025 just 488 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,800 happened a couple. Days ago. 489 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,560 And it was almost a clean sweep by Clarence Gear at the 490 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,640 Expedition 33. So they won the. 491 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:58,640 Only the only person only game that beat them was Battlefield 6 492 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,400 and it was for best audio designer. 493 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,360 Really. That was like a minor. 494 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,160 That was a minor reward too. They they didn't get, they won 495 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,880 four out of the five major awards that they really went on 496 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,320 about. And that was for best 497 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,080 multiplayer game. And it's not a multiplayer game. 498 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,600 Yeah, I wasn't like going on. I just can't get into it. 499 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,120 Like I've tried. It's just, it's just one of 500 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,680 those games where it's like I I respect it for what it is, but 501 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,640 it's just not for me. I. 502 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,880 Didn't see anything about it. It's like Astrobot, you know, 503 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,840 last year. It's an NBA game essentially, 504 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,560 but I mean, I again, I respect what it is and and and what it's 505 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,040 about. It's just like, in my opinion, 506 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,280 you know, the games that I played that were on the list for 507 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,880 game of the year, death streaming too, was the best game 508 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,040 out there in my opinion. If I'm being honest, I don't. 509 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,360 I don't really want to play Claire Obscure, just the 510 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,280 gameplay doesn't really seem like it would suit me. 511 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,520 But that's one that might actually make a good show 512 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,840 adaptation. I've watched the crap out of 513 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,120 that. Also the last most got best 514 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:08,360 adaptation that wasn't this year though. 515 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,840 It's only contender apparently was a Minecraft movie. 516 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:18,360 Yeah. I mean neither of them were a 517 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,240 good adaptation but never I guess. 518 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,480 But people are mad about it. I just. 519 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,360 Well, there just there just hasn't been that many good 520 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,160 adaptations this year. All out. 521 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,720 Season 2 is gonna get it next year. 522 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,520 Yeah, we'll call what it is. Yeah, I can't wait for that. 523 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,880 That's next week, actually. I'm good, isn't. 524 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,360 I'm very excited for it. No, really, I think it's like 525 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,240 December 17th. Or does it wrap up in February? 526 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,840 I think it wraps up in. February. 527 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,920 It's not February somewhere. It was. 528 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,880 Also, Leon's back in Resident Evil 9. 529 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,400 By me. Oh. 530 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,280 Yeah, he's old. He's 50 years old. 531 00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,040 He's kicking people, Yeah. Leon sex Kennedy. 532 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,920 You could say that again. Delicious. 533 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,040 Yeah, you barely you'll be able to play as both Leon and what's 534 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,680 are nuts. What's are nuts, Yeah. 535 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,840 One the the daughter of Ethan. Grace. 536 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:16,000 No, it's she's someone else. Isn't someone else OK? 537 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,480 All right. Yeah, it is her. 538 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,320 Name was Grace, that's all I remember. 539 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,320 They announced control, which I'm. 540 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,680 I love the first control. I'm very excited. 541 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,920 What's the second one? Oh, Control. 542 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,200 Control. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be like a 543 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,560 hacking slash instead of a shooter. 544 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,680 Oh, that's different. Exodus was another game that was 545 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,840 announced, not announced. It was announced last year. 546 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,080 It looks pretty cool. It's got Math Mcconae in it and 547 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,320 it has a it has an episode on the Secret Label show. 548 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,600 There was that samurai game that was heavily inspired by Sekiro, 549 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,080 I forgot what it's called. Is it where winds meet? 550 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,320 No, that was a different one that that one looked lame. 551 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,680 I. Don't know what to think of that 552 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,880 one. I played it, it's not great. 553 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,840 It's free, it's free and I still wanted my money back. 554 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,960 Honestly, yeah, it's one of those ones where it's like, did 555 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,920 I get it? You're trying to like, you know, 556 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,120 RIP off Ghost of Yo tie and go to. 557 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,640 The UI copy paste it's so funny. 00. 558 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,840 Divinity original sin three, That trailer was awesome. 559 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,480 I didn't see that. I honestly didn't catch any of 560 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,120 the Game Awards. No, they, they had like people 561 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,000 puking, They had like horses crapping and they had people 562 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,160 having sex in it and those yeah, children. 563 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,760 Watch this. Game. 564 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,560 Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic. 565 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,920 Yeah, that's new Star Wars game Tomb Raider Remastered, the very 566 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,440 first one. Looks terrible. 567 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,480 It's a remake, I think. It's a remake, sorry. 568 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,480 Atlantis like. That so Exodus is a Wizards of 569 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,520 the Coast game. It's like a space based game. 570 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,680 Nice. Yeah, they have a Dungeons and 571 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,160 Dragons game coming out called Dungeons and Dragons Warlock, 572 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,160 which is a single player, third person game. 573 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,760 Interesting. So it's not like Baldur's Gate. 574 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,520 No, it's a, it's like all, it's focusing mostly on like magic 575 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,320 and like kind of different types of magic. 576 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,600 Speak, Derek. Fraternal. 577 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,400 I love that game. They had a successor announced. 578 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,120 Yeah, I'm very excited. And I'm very excited. 579 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,560 Yes, I love. Fraternal is great. 580 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,520 Forest 3 is coming out and it's like based in space now. 581 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,120 Three. Yeah, it's what is the forest on 582 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,880 console yet? Oh, Sunset Forest. 583 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,080 Let's see Diablo four DLC but it. 584 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,640 Shows the trailer for the Street Fighter movie. 585 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,360 True, that actually looks pretty good. 586 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,280 Street Fighter movie. Yeah, it. 587 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:49,440 Looks we're trying it again. The Lego Batman game The Legacy 588 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,440 of The Dark Knight. Oh, Mega Man. 589 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,880 Or, as I like to call it, not Arkham Knight. 590 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,200 I get my game doesn't look great. 591 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,320 You know what? The game I was thinking of was 592 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,880 Phantom Blade Zero. That was the samurai game that I 593 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,120 was thinking of. That sounds familiar. 594 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,640 I am very excited for this 007 game. 595 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,240 Look good. It's like Uncharted, because 596 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,760 Uncharted is not is there? We're not getting any more of 597 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,280 that. Yeah, which is dumb. 598 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,840 I got sorry. Sorry you're. 599 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,400 Good. That Warhammer 40 KRTF game, 600 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:28,480 that was really cool and then and then I got I got very 601 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,440 excited, then very let down by the respawn game that they're 602 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,640 that's coming. Out high guard. 603 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,080 'Cause I was like Titanfall 3 and they're like, Nope, here, 604 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,840 here's another Overwatch clone. I'm like, no. 605 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,120 Literally all anybody wants is Titanfall 3. 606 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,560 Like just give it to us. I really would say I want to 607 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,160 replay through 2 so bad because it was so good. 608 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,400 I replay plays it so many times it's ridiculous. 609 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,360 I freaking love them. It still looks really good. 610 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,640 Numbers. Numbers came out for Black Ops 611 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,360 7, the official numbers. I saw. 612 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:08,520 That Black Ops 6 had peak of like 4 million players or 3 613 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,320 million. Excuse me, Black Ops 7, Their 614 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:16,000 peak is 400,000 so it's absolutely abysmal. 615 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,800 Yeah, there are people. Great, there are people. 616 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,639 Definitely getting fired. Yeah. 617 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,159 And I hope they do, and I hope it's the people that need to go, 618 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,800 you know? Yeah, they're already announced. 619 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,639 So like, hey, so we're not going to be doing back-to-back years 620 00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:34,960 for Black Ops and. Every once in a while they'll 621 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,360 hit that major failure and be like, so we're going to take 622 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,480 more time. But honestly, like, so this is 623 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,280 what happened when Battlefield 1 came out, Battlefield 1 came 624 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:50,080 out, and then Infinite Warfare came out and they're like, whoa, 625 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,520 we need to do something different because Battlefield 1 626 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,440 was kicking our butt. Nobody's playing our game. 627 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,200 It just. Seems to be getting worse. 628 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,400 I'm hoping that this is a hard reset for them and because 629 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,200 honestly, that they do need good competition. 630 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,960 Otherwise, like if Battlefield 6 when they came out this year, it 631 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,200 would have been like a, you know, this is what you guys get. 632 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,240 And we're all around like, well, this is definitely good. 633 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,120 Yeah, yeah. I'm so glad I didn't buy it. 634 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,120 It just looks like the worst Call of Duty I've seen like in 635 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,320 my lifetime. Like even the zombies seen. 636 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,600 Them all. Yeah, I so I don't think it's. 637 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,960 Terrible. I'm not, I'm not purchasing it. 638 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,720 Oh I'm not even touchable even if they give it. 639 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,080 Up to bring a pole. I'd still be like. 640 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,760 Why do they think that, like bullet sponge things are like, 641 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,760 fun? It's like they're not like, 642 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,280 they're just not like zombies originally was. 643 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,440 Like, you know you could kill the zombies by shooting at them. 644 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,800 Yeah, that's a normal. Idea, I know, but now it's oh 645 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,120 just you gotta unload 3 clips into them. 646 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,920 Oh my. Gosh, isn't that fun? 647 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,400 It's round 20. I need to pack a punch three 648 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,240 times and have a, you know, collect enough salvage to 649 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,960 upgrade my my gun to a purple variety and. 650 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,560 No, even even kill them in half a clip. 651 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,680 Yeah, it's. Like I, what am I doing? 652 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,400 The one game that they announced at the award show that was very 653 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,520 excited for was Ace Combat 8. I'm a big Ace Combat guy. 654 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,120 Really very excited. For. 655 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:23,080 It for that it was called no law that Cyberpunk's game. 656 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,200 That one looks cool too. Yeah. 657 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,600 And we're getting another Star Wars racer game. 658 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:36,200 It's been a while, like 20 years since pod racer for N. 64 I 659 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,360 actually played that. I I actually played that man. 660 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,120 It was fun. Actually, it was really hard. 661 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,560 It was really hard, like I like the far and I couldn't do 662 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,800 anything to win. No Dang. 663 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,080 I don't think I ever saw past the first race. 664 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,400 I've got into the second one, but I didn't play first in the 665 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,480 first. Race, man, it was brutal. 666 00:36:53,760 --> 00:37:00,240 I have it on the PlayStation. No, it actually was unfathomably 667 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,400 hard. Like it got to a point where it 668 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,040 was like, unfair. That's back when they made 669 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,360 games. So we're going to charge you 30 670 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,320 bucks for this game and yeah sure. 671 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,120 Like if you play it all the way through, it's only got 6 hours 672 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,880 of content. We're going to make this thing 673 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,520 as hard as we possibly. Can yeah, good luck getting 674 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:23,040 through those six hours. I Mr. Nintendo, I'm only 5. 675 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,480 You bought it, Scott's. Like I like second game, that's 676 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,920 how they use it. Like arcade games. 677 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,680 Most arcade games like you have like a a 20 minute loop of play, 678 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,640 but they just make it so incredibly hard that it's like 679 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:42,200 you'll never see that minute 20. Fair BS just throughout. 680 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,320 It it was, you know, quality over quantity basically. 681 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,840 Yeah, but a new Star Wars racer. I mean, it's cool. 682 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm pre ordering Lego Batman. 683 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,960 Really, it's not Arkham Knight. Lego Batman. 684 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,000 It's not. It's not Arkham Knight. 685 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,080 It's specifically not Arkham Knight. 686 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,680 It is. It looks amazing. 687 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,320 It looks. Like plays exactly. 688 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,360 Like it, but it's Lego. Actually, it's not even Lego, 689 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,640 it's just the minifigures. Like the background's all like 690 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,480 hyper realistic. Like I saw gameplay and I was 691 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,120 like, where's the Legos? There's nothing's Lego, just 692 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,520 those guys. There was that. 693 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:27,800 There was that new Left 4 dead like Kite in a game. 694 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,200 It was like for looper, something like that. 695 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,800 JJ Abrams and the Left Theater made it. 696 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:38,280 Yeah, it's going to be terrible. They're doing a spiritual 697 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,280 successor to Soma. Soma. 698 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,040 These nuts. The Amnesia Dark Descent guy 699 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,120 who's making it a game, so. Yeah. 700 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,600 Which is fine. I'm not big into the Amnesia 701 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,280 games. Oh really? 702 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,280 Like even the outlets games because it's like it's it's the 703 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,600 same type where it's like the guys coming for you got to hide. 704 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,600 I like the first one, the second one it got kind of redundant out 705 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,560 the. Trials was fun. 706 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,920 Trials was amazing. So we all have trials. 707 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,160 Why aren't we playing it? Well, I'm at work. 708 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,600 That's my question. Why are you still at work I. 709 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,800 Don't care if I get home. You're sick. 710 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,480 I just coughed on you. You're sick. 711 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,040 I'm sick. My kiddo's sick. 712 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,880 I just gave it to you. We're playing out last trials, 713 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:31,120 baby, But yeah. Yeah. 714 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,120 Yeah. We doing a play test. 715 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,760 Well, playing your chess. Do you have a character, Danny? 716 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:42,320 I have a character. It doesn't have to be your guys 717 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,200 characters for the season. No. 718 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,480 So draconic plant? Is that like medieval stuff? 719 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,840 It's like a dark fantasy. Medieval, yeah. 720 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,240 Is it like medieval or is it like, you know, like you know, 721 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,960 like 19, twenties, 1800s? Or no, it's it's imagine, 722 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:05,360 imagine the world. That Sorcerer's Edge takes plan 723 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,880 takes place in probably a little bit more advanced. 724 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,160 I didn't but like with a with a lot of dark under towns. 725 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,880 Like black people? You guys don't need to be black 726 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:24,640 or. You can if you want, but but 727 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,280 unlike Sorcerer's Edge, there's only one race, and that's the 728 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,200 human race. Oh. 729 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,000 Technically, yeah. Technically, yeah. 730 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,440 Eat my shorts. OK, I'm I'm. 731 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,000 In my mouth, baby. Oh, those are those are my good 732 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,760 pants. Sweaty. 733 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,280 Sorry. I got to the brown part. 734 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,200 Sorry. That reminds me, I changed. 735 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,440 I updated my part in the curriculum. 736 00:40:53,800 --> 00:41:00,960 I am writing my own 5E compendium with some help of 737 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:05,480 ChatGPT. Chat GPTI don't like admitting 738 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,080 it, but it's been a super useful tool. 739 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,240 It just fills in like names and like details that are just like 740 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,240 tedious. But I came up with the idea 741 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:17,440 myself, and it's going to help me, you know, generate the stuff 742 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,720 that, you know, it's just tedium. 743 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,440 I haven't ChatGPT to help me create the character sheets for 744 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,120 Chasm, Inferno, and Draconic Blight. 745 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,240 Yeah, it's just why not, you know? 746 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,400 Right. Honestly, yeah, why not? 747 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,600 Like, why not just use the? Why not use the tool that helps 748 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,520 me get the tools to help me do what I want to do? 749 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,240 And then I generated a picture of me with breasts. 750 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,360 So OK, it's like, why not do that, you know? 751 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,400 I Yeah. It's just on the side like while 752 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,440 I'm working I'll just like I'll look at it. 753 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,720 But why did you make it? Why did you make it your 754 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,520 background? Yeah, they. 755 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,760 Well, I really why? Do you have a? 756 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,240 You have you like it enough to have it as a life-size cardboard 757 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:10,480 cut out in the background. So I like it, really like it. 758 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,160 OK, is. That is that what the package 759 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,280 that you sent me earlier was. Yeah, I want you to like it as 760 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:24,280 much as I like it. I need, I need you to like it. 761 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,760 Guys, you have no idea. I like, I love. 762 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,440 Look at Look at me with breasts. Yeah. 763 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,080 Right. I think it's the late of the. 764 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,440 Episode. It could be the name, I don't 765 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,600 know, the whole, I think the whole pocket pussy conversation 766 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,600 that we had earlier. I think there's the title in 767 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,400 there somewhere. I. 768 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,920 Don't know how you. Doing How's the company logo? 769 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,760 Yeah, company logo. You're going to get rid up for 770 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,960 this. For the company policy. 771 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,160 Upper management is getting involved. 772 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,000 No oil based. Cleaners property, Yeah, I do 773 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,120 like that. So I'm assuming that there's 774 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,160 like magic and stuff. Yeah. 775 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:20,520 And we we worship. Things right, you can, we call 776 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,960 it. We've got a, we've got a deity. 777 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,720 Don't we? Yes, but it's not like you 778 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,720 worship the deity to get its powers. 779 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,680 It's more like the deity selects you. 780 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:34,680 Type of What if I was a knight and his name was Sir Come sized? 781 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,200 Sir. What, Sir? 782 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,480 Come sized. Oh fucking he's circumcised. 783 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,840 He's. Circumcised. 784 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,200 Oh, I get. It how about this? 785 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,720 How about how about if I'm bone the Ivan bone the Ivan list? 786 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,400 Is it Ivan the Boneless? Oh no. 787 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,680 The bone. The Ivan list. 788 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:06,720 I'm not like this culture. How about Sir Sir cheesy 789 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:10,720 diarrhea? You know what, we can roll with 790 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,560 that. I don't care. 791 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,400 This is just a play test. Oh, there we go, Frederick the 792 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,520 Meth. Frederick the Meth Is that what 793 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,160 you? Said Frederick. 794 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,320 Frederick the Meth. Oh, the myth. 795 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,800 No, Meh. Meh, meh, meh. 796 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,400 Frederick. He's pretty Frederick the Meth. 797 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,800 Or I could be Sir Medieval Knievel Knievel. 798 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,520 Knievel. That's pretty funny, actually. 799 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,400 Honestly, yeah. And I can like try to do tricks 800 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,240 on my horse all the time and fail. 801 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,080 Good, yeah. Absolutely. 802 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:48,200 Kickflip. What about Ragnar? 803 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,680 Ragnar cock broke. If what broke? 804 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,840 He suffers from an incurable injury.