1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:11,800 The main Menu podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,200 Am I the A hole for ending my short speech early because 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,040 somebody farted? That's the title of the thread. 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,080 I won an award and I had to walk up to the stage to receive the 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,120 award. Usually give a few words 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:25,600 thanking everybody and whatnot. About 20 seconds into my speech, 7 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,840 somebody farted. Now I'm talking a a loud juicy 8 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,280 fart. Oh. 9 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,400 Gross. At this point everyone looks 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,200 around and starts laughing. I'll admit I find farts 11 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,480 hilarious, so naturally I started to laugh. 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,960 I ended my short speech and walked off the stage trying not 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,360 to laugh. Some of my colleagues told me I 14 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,920 was an A hole, ending my speech early due to somebody farting. 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,880 Everybody else was laughing and I found it hard to keep my 16 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,280 composure so I thought it better to wrap it up than stand there 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,160 laughing in front of everyone. So Reddit, am I the A hole? 18 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,960 I don't know and you weren't the one that farted. 19 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,840 Right, well and I don't even think the person that farted is 20 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,920 technically an A hole. Like their a hole had something 21 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,040 to do with it. Well, the, the, but like, I 22 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:17,520 don't know, like you can't, you can't control it, but you can't 23 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,160 think it's going to be silent and then just like absolutely 24 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:24,880 RIP it, you know? Yeah, I'm feeling that this was 25 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,000 a nefarious fart. It does. 26 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:32,680 Sound juicy? Planned, but at the same time, 27 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,880 like why not just stay up on stage and play it off? 28 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,120 Be like oh that was funny. Anyways. 29 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,200 Right. Yeah. 30 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,680 And then people will stop laughing. 31 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,520 Eventually, yeah. But I wouldn't necessarily say 32 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,080 that like they're a bad person for that, you know? 33 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,320 Yeah, you as a speech maker, I mean, yeah, you did start 34 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,600 laughing into the microphone. Right. 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,800 Anyway, I'll wrap it up here. Yeah, Farty Mcgillicuddy. 36 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,640 Right. And then people start making fun 37 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,920 of the guy that farted, you know? 38 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,440 Yeah. I don't know Monty. 39 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,120 It sounds to me like this person doesn't have a very good sense 40 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:09,400 of humor like. Yeah, I find I find farts 41 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,840 hilarious. Nobody says that. 42 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,040 Everybody knows. Everybody finds farts funny. 43 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,720 Everybody does. You're a square. 44 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,520 Whoopty do. You're a square, right? 45 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,880 Honestly though, if this happened, I don't know what I 46 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,240 would do. I'd probably stand there and 47 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,320 laugh a second. Wow. 48 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,360 Well. First. 49 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,760 Well, first of all, I don't get awards, so it wouldn't be me. 50 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,720 Yeah, secondly, he won. An award. 51 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,680 Like, I don't know, I just brushed it off like. 52 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,880 I don't know if it's just your award speech. 53 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,120 Right. Who cares? 54 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,680 Yeah, no one cares about you and your accomplishments anyway. 55 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:54,840 Yeah, a hole. Oh geez, yeah, I wouldn't 56 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,520 necessarily call call that person an A hole. 57 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,880 I don't I. Guess not, despite what I just 58 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,120 said, right? Yeah, I guess you're not. 59 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,080 He's not able. Somebody else farted. 60 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,080 You had to get out of there. Plus, you don't know if you were 61 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:15,640 in, you know, the noxious range. Yeah, you could have got the 62 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:19,000 methane. That's really bad. 63 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,760 Yeah, I would say so. Yeah. 64 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,880 OK. So. 65 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,080 You want to go ahead to the next one. 66 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,920 Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. 67 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:33,720 Am I the a hole for wanting to divorce my transgender wife? 68 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,800 So this is weird. So this is weird. 69 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,240 It's it's a really I'm. A lesbian. 70 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,280 Yeah, and Bradley, I'm a lesbian. 71 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,280 It it's a long article. Yeah. 72 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,680 So I'll just kind of basically summarize it. 73 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,120 So this 38 year old woman and she's a she's a lesbian. 74 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,600 It's married to. A married to a guy. 75 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,120 She's married to a high school friend who's a guy because he 76 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,400 had very strict parents and didn't want to get like written 77 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,120 out of the will basically. So she's just married like her 78 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,400 best friend, which it happens I guess. 79 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,640 Her parents are like, you can't be gay. 80 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,880 Right. And so she, she married her best 81 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,440 friend and they were strictly platonic. 82 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:19,600 And it was like, obviously see other people outside the 83 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,320 marriage 'cause we're just married to make people happy. 84 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,720 So this lady has a girlfriend who moves in with them and all 85 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,040 that kind of stuff. Which I mean, I guess in that 86 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,360 situation would be typical. Yeah. 87 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,960 But then the husband, her husband, the straight guy, comes 88 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:42,960 out as transgender and says he wants to be like a female now, 89 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,120 Which, fine, whatever, you know, everybody's got opinions on it. 90 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,040 She was not counting on that. Right. 91 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:54,400 And so she wants to now divorce him or her, I guess now because 92 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:59,760 the person. Yeah, because, well, now he's 93 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,080 like transgender. So I would say in that instance, 94 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:07,080 yeah, you're kind of the whole situation is kind of. 95 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,280 It's really effed up. Yeah, but why does? 96 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,160 That mean if it's platonic anyway, why do you need a 97 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,560 divorce? Yeah. 98 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,120 That's that's kind of what I'm thinking too. 99 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,040 Unless. He she is in love with her. 100 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:25,000 Correct. Maybe he went transgender to be 101 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:30,640 like, I'm a chick and you're a lesbian, so maybe we can this 102 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,160 work. There might be. 103 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,840 Reminds me a really funny Mad TV skit where this guy's pretending 104 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:40,360 he's like in a lesbian coffee bar or whatever and he's 105 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,640 pretended to be a woman and he's like making out with this chick 106 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,320 and like these other two women are like, you're not a lesbian. 107 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,040 Like you're clearly a guy. He's like, no, I'm totally a 108 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,840 chick. Got like a beard, like he's like 109 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,080 chest hair and everything and he's. 110 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,840 And then like. She's like complaint, like his 111 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,800 girlfriend's complaining because like, they never have sex. 112 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,640 And so he's finally like, all right, like we'll have sex. 113 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:06,160 But just so you know, my vagina looks a lot like a penis. 114 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,640 But it's not, I swear. But it's not don't. 115 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,320 Just just don't go looking around, OK? 116 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,960 Just don't look at it. It's fine. 117 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:22,040 And she's like the Super ditsy because oh, OK, but no in in 118 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,080 this situation like you're platonic, but I I think. 119 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,800 I'm reading here. Yeah. 120 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,840 This was the point I started to realize she might have actual 121 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,640 romantic feelings for me. She never found any. 122 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,800 He never really found an interest in finding anyone else 123 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,200 and wanted to do things like cuddle with me and kiss me on 124 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,920 the cheek and things like that. So I think this guy starting to 125 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,000 fall in love with her. Yeah, like super. 126 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,360 The lesbians got super friend zoned. 127 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,440 Like that's like the ultimate friend zone. 128 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,720 Hardcore friend zone. Right. 129 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,000 Like I'm going to marry you, but we're never going to do 130 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,760 anything. Because I'm gay. 131 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,560 Yeah, and it's like, oh, all right. 132 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,920 Like maybe she'll change your mind one day, right? 133 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,200 Nope. I don't know. 134 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,760 I think this is one of those things. 135 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,320 It's. I think so too. 136 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,440 They've always been friends and this guy's like, man, I want to 137 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,800 get with this chick to bet she's a lesbian. 138 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,640 I'll go through with this whole marriage thing. 139 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,160 Maybe she'll come around, right? Oh, here's my next side. 140 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,360 Here's my next bright idea. I'm transgender. 141 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,400 That's his. That's like his great idea, 142 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,160 right? So I guess it would be grounds 143 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:32,160 for divorce. I guess, but at the same time, 144 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,240 like to put a person in that kind of a situation is a really 145 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,600 crappy thing to do to somebody, like even to somebody you claim 146 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,560 to be your friend. Like you have a legally binding. 147 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,120 Yeah. Like relationship with this 148 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,600 person, and I mean if that person is, you know, in love 149 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,320 with you or whatever, even if it's just a friend like that 150 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,400 messes them up for their whole life. 151 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,200 Yeah. Like that's that's kind of 152 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,560 really crappy thing to do to somebody. 153 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,240 Yeah, really. Or I mean, and I'm blaming her 154 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,560 and I don't know the whole situation. 155 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Maybe he was like, hey, you want to make appearance happy? 156 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,720 We should get married. Like if he was pushing it on 157 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,640 her. Yeah, I hope. 158 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:17,080 So and any case I could see them both being the a hole. 159 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,080 It could be if he's really trying to to press to get in 160 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,280 this lesbian's pants. Yeah. 161 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,440 Dude, that would make you an A hole. 162 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,560 This right user says that she is the A hole. 163 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,720 And that's what I saw because of like, putting like her 164 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,880 girlfriend and now wife, I guess. 165 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,559 So through all that, yeah, I don't know. 166 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,600 And you're 38, this Reddit user says. 167 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,080 You're 38 years old. How long are you going to keep 168 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,480 living alive for the sake of your parents Will. 169 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Yeah, I get it. I don't, you know, I don't know 170 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,320 the whole are they really going to be mad at you forever, your 171 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,480 parents and then they're the a holes. 172 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah, I. Mean, I don't they're the reason 173 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,600 that this whole situation has unfolded the way that it did. 174 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,600 Yeah, parents are the a hole. She's an A. 175 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,680 Hole like. Everybody is. 176 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,800 That's actually a response you can leave in this thread. 177 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:18,640 Everybody is here. Everyone sucks. 178 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,680 Yeah, that's true, huh? Yeah. 179 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,680 Yeah, she's a hole. That's what I'd say. 180 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,760 What do we agree on that? I would agree on that. 181 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,560 Yeah, OK. Yeah, sure. 182 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,280 You want to have the next one? Yeah. 183 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:34,520 Which one's the next one? Well go for the the guy that 184 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:40,440 lied about his onion allergy or the I don't know if it's a guy 185 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,440 that catfished his underage sister on Tinder. 186 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,160 Yeah, I'll do that. One. 187 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,680 Yeah, yeah. I mean as as you just said, he 188 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,800 catfished his underage sister on Tinder. 189 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,720 Is it a guy that did this? It sounds like it. 190 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:59,520 Oh, OK, so she is still in high school, but she set her age to 191 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:06,560 19, which is it's pretty crappy thing to do because yeah, yeah. 192 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:09,000 'Cause you end up finding matches and then you're with, 193 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,320 you know, 26 year old guys. Bad stuff when? 194 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,000 You're 17. Yeah. 195 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,040 Yeah. You know. 196 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:22,320 Always ask your ID Yeah, so this guy person, I don't know quite 197 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,200 who it is, but anyways, they they tried to do it to humiliate 198 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,400 her and teach her a lesson of like, you shouldn't be doing 199 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,680 this stuff. Yeah. 200 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:36,720 So much as to look when they were talking that he asked her 201 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,560 if she wanted to come over to his place and was heavily 202 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,640 implied that she would have had sex with him. 203 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,040 Yeah. That's like how far this went 204 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,000 and they were OK with like meeting up. 205 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:51,680 Honestly, I kind of think both of them are are are are the a 206 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:55,400 holes in this situation? Yeah, I, I have, I have 207 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,120 underage. Well, the underage tester was 208 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,800 lying about it every time, correct? 209 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,280 Lying the parents lying to the to this poster, right? 210 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:07,440 Her sibling so. That's and I and I can't like I 211 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,600 have an underage sister and if I find out that she was doing that 212 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,480 stuff on Tinder, I don't think I, I wouldn't go on Tinder and 213 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,200 do that. Yeah, if you did a, if you 214 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,240 worked a whole scheme to catfish. 215 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah, that's that's kind of cruel, but like I would 216 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,440 definitely. Find a way to a hole though, 217 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,120 yeah. I don't. 218 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,560 I think it's a weird way of looking out for your sibling. 219 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,600 The well, the story goes on later that ends up drawing the 220 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:38,040 sister to the restaurant, but the poster brings their dad, her 221 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,320 dad, and he starts yelling at her in front of the whole 222 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,520 restaurant. So that's humiliating. 223 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,760 So I don't know if you knew that that was going to happen. 224 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,080 I think the I think the poster told on on this girls you know, 225 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,080 on their parents, like immediately. 226 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,120 Yeah. No one likes a tattletale. 227 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,720 No, but still. That's like, that's like 228 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,680 something that's an issue that this poster should have resolved 229 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,320 themselves without getting their parents involved or it was like 230 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,360 a competitive thing. Or a. 231 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:16,360 Yeah, thing, I mean, if it just kept happening and happening, 232 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,760 but then you're like, well, you know what? 233 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,040 I if you don't stop them, that's all our parents. 234 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,080 Yeah. For this first offense, this 235 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,840 should have been like, you know, I'm not letting this happen. 236 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,440 You're stupid. But you know, I don't have a 237 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,640 younger sibling, so I don't know how I wouldn't handle that. 238 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,840 Yeah. It's just that whole situation 239 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,080 is kind of, it's another one of those things where it's I feel 240 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,120 like they both kind of are, but at the same time I feel like the 241 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,280 person that did it isn't as much of one. 242 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,240 Yeah, because I do see how they're looking out for their 243 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,400 younger sibling. Overall, it was a good effort. 244 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:58,200 Yeah, that's bad, bad execution. Yeah, execution was had much to 245 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,720 be desired. Yeah. 246 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,880 Do you want to go? Ahead and a hole. 247 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,480 I wouldn't. I wouldn't. 248 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,520 I wouldn't think that they're an an A hole. 249 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,440 For it, I think they might be yeah, just for the whole way 250 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,480 they executed it, good intentions. 251 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,800 So I'm always. That's you'd have a point. 252 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,600 The ends don't justify the means. 253 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:19,560 Yeah, so I would probably label a hole, but this other guy, what 254 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,840 a day he had. He lied about an allergy at a 255 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,280 restaurant, ended up in the emergency room, and it was a 256 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,000 lie. And I was asking if he's an A 257 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,640 hole. So apparently this guy learned 258 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:36,320 this trick that if you order guacamole from a restaurant with 259 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:40,200 no onions by saying that you have an allergy, it's a trick so 260 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,920 that they will make you fresh guacamole every time. 261 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,400 And that in and of itself makes you a huge egg hole because no 262 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,880 chef is going to want to make you fresh guac for one stupid 263 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,120 customer. I. 264 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,680 Get it though, I get it. Yeah, I mean. 265 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,240 I don't want something that's been sitting around all day. 266 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,880 I don't want to, you know, in some places do that. 267 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,200 They'll make a batch on the warning that'll last all day 268 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,040 like gross stir. It and I don't know, it's guac, 269 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,800 it's a dip. It's not like soup or or a salad 270 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,760 or something. Or I mean, just be an adult and 271 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,760 be like, hey, I don't like onions, can you not give me 272 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,320 onions or be an adult, order it and pick the onions out. 273 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,720 Well, what isn't really described in this is if they 274 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,720 mined onions at all. It's just about the fresh guac. 275 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,840 That's dumb. Anyways, go ahead. 276 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,000 But anyway, yeah, this guy brings a girl on the day and 277 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,480 he's like, hey, I got this trick. 278 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,080 And she's like, Oh my gosh, that's so smart. 279 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,480 Oh, you're such a handsome little boy, so. 280 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,800 He ends up ordering the Glock with no onions and they bring it 281 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,760 out to him and I think they brought him out the wrong batch 282 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,520 or something. It's what it looks like. 283 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,840 Yeah, they brought him one with onions. 284 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,160 In it and so he didn't realize or whatever he took a bite and 285 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,920 the waitress comes out running and screaming and she's like you 286 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,400 took a bite with the onion after he told the waitress that he has 287 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,360 a severe allergy. Severe allergy. 288 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,840 So he's like caught in this place where he has to like he's. 289 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:19,000 Having an allergic reaction? Well, The thing is to he told 290 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,680 like his day, asked if he actually had an analogy onions. 291 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,280 And he goes no, I don't. And so he starts. 292 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:31,320 Laughing, the waitress is like, no like. 293 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,080 I'm trying not. To kill the. 294 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,520 Guy because she. Thinks that he's. 295 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:41,240 Got a severe analogy when those. Stupid Dicks just wanted fresh. 296 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,840 So. So he says, he says I kind of 297 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,600 start coughing because I, I don't know, I think that's what 298 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,040 you're supposed to do when you're having a. 299 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:56,400 Swear he's like. You, yeah. 300 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Like you wouldn't. Just now. 301 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,560 Good, good. Sorry. 302 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:04,360 Oh, just like like I've got a mild like not like super bad 303 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,520 like allergic reaction like like to mushrooms, like I just break 304 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,240 out. Like I get a little itchy. 305 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,960 It's like it doesn't matter to me if something has mushrooms in 306 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,400 it, I'll just itch a little bit. So why wouldn't you that be 307 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,280 like, Oh no, like I'm ET, Oh no. Like. 308 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,880 I would just. Leave immediately. 309 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,560 Yeah, instead you go for the whole My throat's closing. 310 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:27,480 Up. It's like, Sir, you're, you're 311 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,400 clearly fine. Were. 312 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,160 You lying to? Get fresh blocks. 313 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:40,560 So so the manager then comes out and says, Oh my gosh, we need to 314 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,880 take you to the to the hospital because I'm the manager and I 315 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:48,320 don't want someone to die in my restaurant like a good manager 316 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,120 should. I'm just mentioning Gordon 317 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:54,200 Ramsay saying this. Get out of my restaurant. 318 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:02,200 Fresh squawk right in the face. Knocks him out of his chair. 319 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,960 Hold one forceful punch. Alerts the reaction to my fist. 320 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:08,960 So he's like, I'm calling an ambulance, you know? 321 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:13,160 And the poster was like, no, no, trust me, I'll get a Uber or 322 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,599 something. I don't want to pay for an 323 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:19,079 ambulance. So he ends up actually really 324 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:23,839 going to the emergency room with nothing wrong, and the manager 325 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:27,480 wants to come to make sure everything's OK. 326 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,080 Jeez. Yeah, I guess by the end the 327 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,840 manager said he just walk, you walk me in, use the restroom and 328 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,400 leave. And he, he says we walk in the 329 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,120 emergency room and I'm the only person there. 330 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,640 Had to not talk to the nurse and tell her that I might be having 331 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:52,040 a slight allergic reaction. And yeah, gives me his number. 332 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,080 It tells me I'm. Yeah. 333 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,480 So he's like keeping in touch with the manager because the 334 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,400 manager is like, I don't want you to die. 335 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,800 That would be a very bad Yelp review. 336 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,440 So they actually gave him. Like Benadryl? 337 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,840 Yeah, but it was like a $500.00 bill. 338 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,200 Okay. So wait, wait wait, wait, hold 339 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,320 on. Another nurse comes in to take 340 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,040 my vials and the doctor asks what was wrong and I had to 341 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,800 sheepishly tell them but I think I might have been having 342 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,520 allergic reaction. He says are you allergic to 343 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,520 anything? And I go no. 344 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:30,240 Oh. My gosh. 345 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,520 Oh. Gee, I don't know if you're an A 346 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:39,200 hole, you're just an idiot. 100% yeah, 100% Like what? 347 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,200 A bad poor that poor manager. All right, Let me tell you that 348 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,800 that guy thought that. Yeah, that guy's like, my 349 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,160 restaurant's going to be shut down. 350 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,840 I'm going to lose so much money. Nobody ever going to trust me 351 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,240 again. Oh man. 352 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,600 In the winter. That poor waitress. 353 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,560 Yeah, she she probably got fired. 354 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,600 Yeah. And missed out on money that she 355 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,680 could have been making. Yeah. 356 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:09,240 That poor that poor date. All right, that that just sucks. 357 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,240 And then the poor chef who had to make fresh guac forgot to 358 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,360 take out part of it all, forgot to take out the onions. 359 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:20,480 All right, And then now he probably got fired too. 360 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:25,360 And then the poor and then the poor doctor, right, who had to 361 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,200 waste his time is to go. Here's a bit of drill, you 362 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,000 idiot. You're an A hole and you're an 363 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:38,960 idiot because I lied. That's what you get for Lion. 364 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,320 Yeah, that is what you get for Lion. 365 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,640 Just have your day old guacamole like everybody else. 366 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,520 Oh my gosh, I'm. Dying because of the story. 367 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,960 So it sucks. Like that's terrible. 368 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:55,680 Geez. Oh my gosh, it hurts. 369 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,360 Yeah, yeah, I bet it does. Yeah. 370 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,600 Wow. I swear if we ever go out to eat 371 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,880 and you order guac without the onions because I'm allergic. 372 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,280 Guacamole but without the onions because I'm extremely allergic. 373 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,760 Although no do it do it something stupid like can I get 374 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,600 guacamole without the avocado? I'm really allergic. 375 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,480 Sorry, that's just. I'll salad. 376 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,920 I want guac without the avocado. OK. 377 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:26,480 Customers always. Right, we use ketchup instead. 378 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,160 Delicious. What do you call this? 379 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,240 Ketchup. That's just ketchup. 380 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:42,920 Put some pepper in there. Yeah, animal delicious. 381 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,800 What do you? Find more please. 382 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,000 Wow it. Just takes a hind spot on just 383 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,240 you know. I wonder if the chef was doing 384 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,160 something. I'm always suspecting someone of 385 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,800 doing something nefarious because he made because he made 386 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,560 fresh guac and it had onions in it anyway. 387 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,360 He probably was just like on like, you know, I don't know, 388 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,960 like you've probably done your job. 389 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,320 Well, yeah, you do it at your job probably where you're like, 390 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,760 you're just in a groove and like, this is what I do every 391 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,720 single time. So let me just do it. 392 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,520 Right. So it was probably 1. 393 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,880 You can't tell once the onion's in guac. 394 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,320 Once it's in there, you can't really tell. 395 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,080 No guac looks. Like guac? 396 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,360 Yeah, you can't even really taste of the onions. 397 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,840 I just picture the the waitress being like I don't want to miss 398 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,800 out on my tip. Did you give him the guac with 399 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,120 onion? He goes like. 400 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,480 Oh yeah. You asked for without onions and 401 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,520 she's like no, this. Guy's gonna. 402 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,600 Die. I see you looking at the 403 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,760 picture. I see it looking at the little 404 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,920 porthole, like on those of those opening doors. 405 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,640 And this is him taking a chip and biting into it. 406 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:57,360 No, Jeff, come here. Manager Jeff, what's going on? 407 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,400 You're trying to eat in Guam. Why are you? 408 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:06,520 Talking like that, he's gonna die. 409 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,360 It's like.