1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:07,640 The Main Menu podcast presents Z&D under the table. 2 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,040 I wanted to get on head about your pee pee, you know? 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,720 Yeah, right. Yeah. 4 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,160 It's even worse to get in the head of your own pee pee. 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,320 I mean, yeah. Yeah, you don't know what my pee 6 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,560 pee thinks sometimes. Oh, I know actually. 7 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,680 Actually, you're a guy. You would know exactly what my 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,400 PP thinks sometimes. I do know what your PP thinks. 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,680 Sometimes it think it thinks that some things are good ideas 10 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,720 when they're really good, and that's the truth. 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,360 Yeah, yeah. That's the truth. 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:48,080 It looks weird, but not me. My my PP tells me what to do all 13 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,040 the time and it's always right. Yeah. 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,000 If only that were true. If I Yeah, if only if that were 15 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,760 true. If I could follow in this 16 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,920 direction, yeah, many have it's dark path. 17 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:07,160 Oh yeah, And then it just, it just leads to more despair. 18 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,560 It's despair. It's not dark. 19 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,400 Once you, you know, just, you know, just take your clothes off 20 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,920 and then it's not dark. It's everything. 21 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,320 Or when you bleach it. Yeah. 22 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,040 You know, yeah, that's probably a good idea. 23 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,320 I ever thought of that one, guys. 24 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:26,840 Oh, bleach breath implications. Bleach, pee, pee. 25 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:32,480 Staggering. Actually, I I cut it off about 26 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,680 three months ago. That's not a good thing. 27 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,440 Bleach breath. No, I didn't need it. 28 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,960 No, you you definitely do. You don't. 29 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,040 You're finally gonna. You're finally gonna meet bleach 30 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,240 breath. Am I? 31 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,120 Mortimer Gravely is his name, I remember. 32 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,960 Yes, very very good memory. Lock and key. 33 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,680 Yeah, we just call him Bleach Breath now. 34 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,440 Danny gave him the moniker and we just stuck. 35 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,640 With. All the back in season 1 now. 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,840 Now he's coming back. I feel like it's a a grand 37 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,920 return. We've been waiting for him. 38 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:08,600 Well, not yet, but yeah, eventually maybe. 39 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:11,080 Yeah, Yeah. I mean, there has to be some 40 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,880 mystery. So every season I really like 41 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,520 the way you've divvied it up is the like we're finding out what 42 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,400 caused the outbreak and we're doing it by process of 43 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,160 elimination. I figure what season 1 was, but 44 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:27,960 season 2 was pandemic. Season 3 I think was bio attack. 45 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,040 Yep. Season 1 was wrath of God I 46 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,440 think. Yes, it was. 47 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,160 And I thought about this before. It's. 48 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,440 Going to be cultish. I, I feel like, I feel like I 49 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:45,280 really let you guys down once you got to at, at the place 50 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,880 where the Mormons hold all their supplies and where all the 51 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,200 records are somewhere. In Season 1. 52 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,680 Yeah, I I can't remember the name of it now, but. 53 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,440 I don't remember how it ended. We met an AI lady. 54 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:01,200 It that that's just it like, well, why was it so if I was at 55 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,280 the the beginning of the next episode, but or the next episode 56 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,480 the the next season? But no, I really feel like I did 57 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,840 not do that well at the end. It was just kind of like, yeah, 58 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,680 so you know, you got here and it was kind of a pain in the neck 59 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,280 for you. And no, we don't think it was 60 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,240 wrath. God, have a nice day. 61 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,040 Oh, by the way, take this Lav, you know? 62 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,920 All they gave us the LAV. Yeah, they, they're the ones 63 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:29,400 that gave you guys the LAV and they were just kind of like, so 64 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:34,320 this this guy, he I don't know, like he wants to go with you so 65 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,400 you can go ahead and have him. We don't really want him. 66 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,920 Have a nice life guys. Wallace. 67 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,040 Yeah, Wallace. Wallace. 68 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,040 Yeah, I, I feel like I, I was looking back on that the other 69 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,880 day and I, I thought, man, I really could have developed that 70 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,760 a lot better. Like that should have been like 71 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,160 the explanation of it could have almost been its own episode, 72 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,440 probably delved into how we thought maybe it could have 73 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,000 been, you know, the wrath of God. 74 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,560 But they were just kind of like, I don't know, I mean, yeah, it 75 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,800 might have been, might not be. I, we don't know. 76 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,480 I don't. Remember a definitive answer but 77 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,680 it was more season 2. Season 2 episode 1 I feel like 78 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,120 summed it up pretty well. Yeah. 79 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,160 And I, I think I recognized it back then just a little bit 80 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,680 like, wow, I didn't end that well. 81 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,200 And. And then summed it up. 82 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:23,160 I'm not really sure what happened with that. 83 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:27,080 I'm thinking about going back and remastering season 1 'cause. 84 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,000 I think it would be a lot of fun. 85 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,760 So I don't think we should just remaster it. 86 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,600 I, I, I think we should redo it. And I don't like the idea of 87 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,640 trying for all of us to, trying to do anything scripted because 88 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,320 I, I don't know if any of us would be any good at being 89 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,440 scripted. But I think if we were to like 90 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:48,560 do bullet points of what we have to do, that would keep it as 91 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,280 close to the original as possible. 92 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,120 I, I think that would be well worth any kind of effort. 93 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,800 You know that. 'D be kind of fun. 94 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,760 I think it would. I think it'd be great. 95 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:03,000 I I personally, I don't know about Derek or I don't know. 96 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,080 No, no, he was there. Alex was in the first one, 97 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,400 wasn't he? No, he wasn't. 98 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,400 He was the first. That was the first one where he 99 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,560 was not. He did not make an appearance. 100 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,040 OK. So. 101 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:19,760 I, I personally would find it a high honor to be able to be a 102 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,160 part of that that. 'D be cool. 103 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,280 Yeah, we've never done that. We'd have to. 104 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,040 So we'd have to, Yeah, we haven't. 105 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,800 We'd have to do. So there's a few things. 106 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:33,280 The oxygen tank exploding or or or trying to explode the oxygen 107 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,320 tank in the hospital, that would be a must. 108 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,800 Yeah. Oh geez, who's the guy? 109 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,960 I I can picture his face. I can't think of his name. 110 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,120 The guy that started it all. Patient zero. 111 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,520 Oh yeah, Dustin. Dustin, that's it. 112 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,000 I knew it started with AD, but I knew it wasn't Derek because we 113 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,520 have awesome Derek right here. He would have to be in it. 114 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:57,000 Not not in person, but you know that the idea of him, we would 115 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,920 definitely have to have the gay truckers who would definitely 116 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,040 have to have. What was it, Julio? 117 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,480 Yeah, the ones you said you didn't remember. 118 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:09,160 I think it was Julio, wasn't it? The the drug dealer we'd have to 119 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,440 do the origins of we'd have to do the origins of Cocaine Steve, 120 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,280 because that's where Cocaine Steve got started. 121 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,440 Yeah. So that's. 122 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,240 Character was like a meth dealer. 123 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,720 Yeah, yeah, he cooked meth. Yeah, Tulio or meth maker. 124 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,040 Yeah. Tulio, That too, it was. 125 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:30,280 Yeah, they're naked in the hospital and he found a pair of 126 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:33,200 like a stray laundry and it. No, he wore Alex. 127 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,880 Wasn't. That Alex. 128 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,880 Wasn't that? Juicy on the butt? 129 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,920 Yeah, that was Alex. I was talking about Dead Rain 130 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:47,240 season 10, but season 1, season one, yeah, I have ideas for 131 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,120 that. Yeah. 132 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,120 Oh, I'm sorry, I totally got off topic then. 133 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:55,320 No, I would and honestly I would love eventually, maybe once we 134 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,240 do season 5 of Dead Rain to get back to that. 135 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,600 Then maybe we could even just redo season 1 or. 136 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,440 Something, yeah, that's what I thought about initially. 137 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,600 That would be. But not to but not to replace it 138 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:09,120 though because like I mean we, we can never get rid of season 1 139 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,800 now. No, no, that's why I thought 140 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,400 about bringing it back in the remaster with sound effects, but 141 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,160 I didn't have a voice really for my character that whole season 142 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,240 yet. Season. 143 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,400 Two, yeah, it definitely was Season 1. 144 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,400 I have an idea. We have to. 145 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,320 Keep it. Right, that's true too. 146 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,160 I have ideas for Season 1 to where I could play. 147 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:39,480 And the idea would be that I'm merely the controller of ChatGPT 148 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,160 and I have I have it make the decisions. 149 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,600 Oh. I could play and it could roll 150 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,240 the dice, or we could tell it what we get and. 151 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,160 Interesting. And then, yeah, it could be 152 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,640 interesting be be as crazy as possible. 153 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,400 These characters must enter at some point. 154 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:02,480 Cocaine, Steve El Papi, the drug house. 155 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,080 Oh, yes, El papi. Yeah, El papi. 156 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,320 That's who it was. Yeah, now I remember. 157 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:16,200 To papi Munyenyo. To Papi Enyenyo, yes. 158 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,040 See Poppy. See. 159 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:23,760 Yes, that way I could play with you guys. 160 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,960 So we never had that. All of us playing at the same 161 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:26,920 time. Yeah. 162 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:32,080 I mean, you know, yeah, I don't know, DMO is kind of plays, just 163 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,200 a different kind of playing. Yeah, I'm I'm not usually good 164 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,600 at doing DMPCSI never really have them. 165 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,960 It can be. It can be hard, can be you can 166 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,440 kind of forget about things. Yeah, I do. 167 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,480 All the time. Yeah. 168 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,920 See Poppy. No Poppy, no Poppy. 169 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,240 I forgot to grab it before I came in here. 170 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:59,360 I was going to show you guys. I purchased the new bourbon a 171 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:03,240 little over a week ago. Let me go grab real fast. 172 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,840 Yoni beer. No, not Yoni beer. 173 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,240 Gross. Vagina Beer. 174 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,520 Gross. Delicious, salty, probably 175 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:17,760 salty. OK, so this is the case that 176 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,480 comes in the big, the big box and then hopefully nothing falls 177 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,960 out. Tears of the left? 178 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:29,120 Yeah, Over. Here so you can see Rob Reiner. 179 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,800 So Rob, Rob Reiner launched it. There's 5 releases of it within 180 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:39,440 the next couple of months. Different comedians are a part 181 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,320 of it for there's four other launches for the comedians and 182 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,160 they've not released who they are yet. 183 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,040 I saw it on Facebook and I looked it up and it was legit. 184 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,680 I always look up stuff that I see on Facebook and never order 185 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,680 off of. Facebook. 186 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:58,440 Oh yeah, I wouldn't. But it was legit, and it's not 187 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,360 bad. It's pretty. 188 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,600 It's pretty Okie. It's not not real sweet Okie 189 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,040 Quhada. Yeah, that was a good one too. 190 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,600 Yeah. That's cool. 191 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,560 Yeah, I thought it was. It's all encased in foam and and 192 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,840 looks pretty and like it's just laid down to bed in the blanket, 193 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:19,200 you know? So you make the the tear ice 194 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,840 thing. Yeah, so there's a there's a 195 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:25,560 little tear stone that comes with it that you, it's one of 196 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,200 those stones that you freeze, you know, and it's supposed to 197 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,040 chill your bourbon without diluting it. 198 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:35,400 I, I don't know, I OK, Lenny gave me a, a set of glasses that 199 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,160 had those in it and they, they help a little bit, but they 200 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,840 don't chill it a whole lot. And they make a lot of noise 201 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,800 when you go to, when you go to try to take a drink, that click, 202 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,640 click, click. And you know, I don't like a lot 203 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,600 of noise. So I don't love them, but some 204 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,000 other people probably do. But yeah, I probably would. 205 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,400 You might get cold. Oh yeah. 206 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,200 But then again, I'd probably like it watered down too because 207 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,640 I'm a Sissy who doesn't drink bourbon and the stuff you bought 208 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:05,760 on the trip I did not like. It's just all of the the stuff 209 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,280 for the Amburana would. Yeah, yeah, I get that. 210 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,840 I get that. I think I have particularly 211 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,480 strong taste buds. Well, I feel like, so I think 212 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:18,520 I've killed mine over the years between the the incredibly hot 213 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:23,520 salsas and and COVID Peppers that you're not you probably 214 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,840 should not ingest. Yeah, I did have COVID that that 215 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,720 wasn't a big deal. But between that and, and see, 216 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,440 I, I drink, I'll drink apple cider vinegar right out of the 217 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,920 bottle with the mother. And, and we've kind of talked 218 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,040 about that and, you know, that's not a big deal. 219 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:43,560 I can, I can guzzle it if, if you want, you know, it's fine. 220 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,800 So I've probably killed a portion of myself. 221 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:51,960 I'm I'm I think my theory is I could be wrong, but my theory is 222 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,760 is that part of me is undead and will not die, whatever that is. 223 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,280 It's possible. Yeah. 224 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,280 So I'm hoping that means I'll lived to be pretty old. 225 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,360 Yeah. But I don't want to live real 226 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,600 old and not be cognizant. I, you know, if I lose my my 227 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:11,120 sensibilities and who I am, then I'd rather just move on, go 228 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:15,760 somewhere else. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 229 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,920 Episode. Episode. 230 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,880 Deathmatch Island. I'm going to drop it. 231 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:23,800 Oh, you haven't? Heard. 232 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,640 Yeah, I think I listened to the whole thing, Yeah. 233 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,320 It came out better than I thought. 234 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,400 Alex's character was really funny. 235 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,040 Oh, my, good. Oh yeah, I did listen to all 236 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,840 Yeah. So it seemed like, yeah, 'cause 237 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,520 I commented on on what you put up in general. 238 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,120 Oh yeah, yeah. It seemed like he droned on 239 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,960 about that chicken, that fried chicken for 15 minutes. 240 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,760 And yeah, I was, I was driving around on my forklift and it 241 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,360 was, it was only a couple of minutes. 242 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,400 And I thought I looked and I was like, well, that wasn't that 243 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,240 bad. But boy, the moment, in the 244 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,040 moment, I felt like I was in prison and somebody had slammed 245 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,160 the bar shut and somehow it was harder than my ears open. 246 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,000 Oh, it was. It was rough. 247 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,040 I didn't cut that much. I didn't cut that much, but 248 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,080 there was some parts where the the plane couldn't land. 249 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,400 Where he's. Where he's talking and he kept 250 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,000 like kind of repeating. So then I just cut that and. 251 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,600 OK, see, I thought it seemed a little shorter. 252 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,040 It's still it's, he still talks a lot, but it's it's more 253 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,600 seamless with the rest of the group dynamic. 254 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,600 You did a really good job because I thought you cut but I 255 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,080 I wasn't 100% sure you did. Not that much though. 256 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,760 Yeah, the first monologue he did was like 6 minutes or three 257 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,400 minutes long. Yeah, see the second. 258 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,800 One was 6 minutes long. Good night. 259 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,400 It's done with the truncated silence, yeah. 260 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:46,360 But then again, I've so I I decided to take mine, you know, 261 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,800 into near or, or way over pedophile range. 262 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,520 I mean, nobody really knows for sure at this. 263 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:55,560 Point Yeah, I actually can't wait to kill your character now 264 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,040 because he's. A. 265 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:00,120 He's a Can't wait to kill your. Character. 266 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,160 Yeah. No, I was. 267 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,760 I was most, Yeah, wholeheartedly expecting you to kill him. 268 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,640 He's he's, he's a scumbag and a half. 269 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,120 Yeah, it bothers. Me. 270 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,840 Annoying but funny. But yeah, I don't think you guys 271 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,600 will make it probably, but we'll see. 272 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,520 So, so I, I, I have a plan for my character. 273 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,040 I'm, I'm, we're gonna see. We're gonna see what happens. 274 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,800 All right, all right, all right. So it's gonna, it's gonna be 275 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,880 kind of like a, you know, I mean, it's kind of a Netflix 276 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,600 thing, you know, you take the, the baddest of the bad, you 277 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:33,320 know, the disgusting pieces of humanity, or so we think. 278 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:37,120 And then we see their, we see their back story and we find out 279 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,120 that's why they're like that. And then we kind of start to 280 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,080 feel sorry for them, even though, and it's probably 281 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,440 leading to the degradation of our society in part. 282 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,240 Just like when Walmart put in crosswalks and people had to 283 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,160 stop and let people walk instead of people just paying attention 284 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,040 and and having. I don't stop. 285 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,720 I just run them over. Unless they're, well, unless 286 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,320 there's people, Nah. Yeah, no, I I do the same thing 287 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,000 I do. I do not stop. 288 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,120 It's it's private property. I'm I'm not, I'm not going to 289 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:11,240 stop. Yeah, but exactly, Yeah. 290 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,720 Fact. I post almost once once a week. 291 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,440 I post some kind of video, some idiot trying to do something 292 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,120 stupid in front of me and I catch them on my dash Cam and I 293 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,560 I put that stuff up. Yeah, I've been seeing those. 294 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,400 Yeah, Heck yeah. Subscribe to Bob's TikTok. 295 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,520 Yeah, just put one up the about an hour ago. 296 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,920 So they put it. Yeah, they put a new stop, a 297 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,480 couple stop signs used to be just a so it was one of those 298 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,960 three-way intersections and there's there, we used to be 299 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,720 just one stop sign. So then now they put a stop sign 300 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,560 in each one of the the three corners. 301 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,240 I guess people don't know how to see that there's a stop sign. 302 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,400 I don't know how you miss them. I was, I pulled up to it for the 303 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,000 first time and I was like, oh, they put a stop sign here. 304 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,680 No, that's a good idea, you know, And yeah, I. 305 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,680 I designed to be seen. Yeah, yeah, they even put flags 306 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,840 on them. I saw where somebody, somebody 307 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:07,120 commented on Facebook on a, on a post for here in town and and 308 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,040 they said they should put the, the, the school, you know, the 309 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,160 the crosswalk stop signs where they roll them out into the 310 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,920 middle of the street. So you can't miss them. 311 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,760 People still miss them. And I said, well, that's stupid. 312 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,160 Just have somebody up on the building right next to there and 313 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,000 just have them snipe people that decide to just blow through it 314 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,200 like it's not there. And and then I thought about it 315 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,720 and I said, no, that's not good because I know I'm joking about 316 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,280 that entirely because. I don't know. 317 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,760 Yeah. And so I went ahead and like, I 318 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,680 instead of editing it, I, I went ahead and left that original 319 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,120 comment there because it was funny. 320 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,280 I thought I was like, yeah, I know we live in a different 321 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,960 society today. And so. 322 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,520 Sorry, I didn't. I didn't mean it, you know, 323 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:56,040 JKLOL you. Know and your account's going to 324 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,440 get banned. Yeah, nobody said anything. 325 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,560 I was kind of surprised. I I kind of figured, you know, 326 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,040 some Karen or whatever the male version of Karen is. 327 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,839 I don't, I haven't. Remember Kevin. 328 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:07,520 That's it. Yeah. 329 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,560 Kevin, Kyle. Whatever, Keegan. 330 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,960 Whatever. Keenan some, but I figured 331 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,880 somebody would get on there and cry about it. 332 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,280 And yeah, nobody did. I was kind of surprised, but 333 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,280 yeah, but yeah, I started to started to go through the stop 334 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,960 sign that was originally there and somebody, they weren't even 335 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,680 going to stop and I was already at like halfway into the 336 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,880 intersection and they were just going to keep going. 337 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,120 Oh yeah, I saw that one that night. 338 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,080 Yeah, that just, yeah, that. Oh, no, that was, that wasn't a 339 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,960 stop sign. That was somebody coming out of 340 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,640 an alley. That was yesterday. 341 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,400 Somebody's coming out of an alley and they, they, I look 342 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,680 down like, I don't know, I think I turned on my seat warmer or 343 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,360 something. I look down and maybe a second, 344 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,560 maybe 2 seconds later, I looked up. 345 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,720 If it was that long, I looked up and they are in my lane of, of 346 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,920 travel and they're just happened to be that cross street off to 347 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,320 my right. So I swerved and slammed on the 348 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,120 brakes and laid on my horn and they were just kind. 349 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,880 Of. What? 350 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,160 And just just kept going. I stuck my head out the window, 351 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,960 you stupid freaking idiot. But I mute all that, you know, 352 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,600 Paraphrasing. Yeah. 353 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,600 No, that's what I said. I gestured to them. 354 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,320 I didn't with a certain finger. I did not. 355 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,840 There was a, there was a person online that was like, I'll never 356 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,040 forget that one person on the highway that, that, that I cut 357 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:34,200 off and you know, they gave me a finger, a finger gesture, but it 358 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,560 wasn't the middle finger. It was the thumbs down. 359 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,440 And it still sticks with me. I. 360 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,800 Love that I should I should start doing that. 361 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,480 It might be because everybody, everybody's used to that that 362 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,920 middle finger and see now I use my ring finger, but I figure 363 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,440 somebody will mistake it for the, you know, the middle 364 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,080 finger. And I'm not trying to say F you 365 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:59,080 to anybody. I mean, I want to down lame 366 00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,920 down. That's good. 367 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,520 Yeah, I've flipped people. Oh, I haven't bet now. 368 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,200 I haven't had a gun pulled on me yet, but my mom always told me. 369 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,320 My mom always told me. I had a young, I had a young 370 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,760 lady that I worked with my mom quite a few years ago, like 27 371 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,360 years ago. And she, she, I, I actually, and 372 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,440 I'm not, you know, not trying to get religious, just what 373 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,600 happened? I ended up having a part and 374 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:30,240 leading her to Christ and she, she flipped somebody off at one 375 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,680 of our Co workers. Just joking. 376 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,400 And I kind of looked at her, you know, and she was like, what? 377 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,600 He deserved it. I was like, yeah, OK, sure. 378 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,120 And I like, I think it was the same day, maybe a day or two 379 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:47,720 later, she ended up crushing her finger, that same finger under a 380 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,360 grate. And it all happened. 381 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,160 And she was, she was kind of in shock. 382 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,920 Yeah. I think she, she broke it. 383 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,280 Yeah. And she looked at me and she was 384 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,040 like, I, I shouldn't have immediately. 385 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,440 She was like, I shouldn't have flipped him off. 386 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,400 And I think, oh. Comes down. 387 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:09,400 Probably, probably not. But yeah, she's she's actually, 388 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,200 she was a couple years younger than me and she's she had an I 389 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,360 think she had an aneurysm. She died a few years back. 390 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,520 Well, the Dang. Yeah, let's take it. 391 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,720 Let's take it dark, Yeah? It's real life. 392 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:23,000 Life sucks and then you die it. Happens. 393 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,720 Basic. Does it? 394 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,760 Does it? Does It does? 395 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,280 That reminds me, I told Danny like 2 weeks ago. 396 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,480 But my wife's expecting. No, I you said that right. 397 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,000 I feel like you said it on the UTT or something. 398 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,400 I honestly don't remember. No, no, no, no. 399 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,160 No, you. Didn't you said you were? 400 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,880 You said you were trying. You said you were trying. 401 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,520 Yeah, we just found out. Yeah, we're having. 402 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,720 Awesome. Congratulations. 403 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,640 Hell yeah. But absolutely good job. 404 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,440 Which? 25 Which 20 am I going to have 405 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,920 to name him after? Me not me me not me I I already 406 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,000 have one named after. This is baby Shedder. 407 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:07,120 I meant Derek, my real name. Dang it. 408 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,040 Tell me you did not put Cheddar on his. 409 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,640 No. Actually, he put. 410 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,120 Cheddar on his. Birth certificate. 411 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:18,200 His middle name should be Cheddar Derek cause Lizzie's 412 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,160 Lizzie's baby Leo. So it's funny because Lizzie's 413 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,560 Lizzie named her their Lizzie and Brandon named their baby 414 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,320 Leo. Which Leonard? 415 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,560 And then it was, it was, I think it's Warren Daniel. 416 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,520 So like my, my middle name is in his middle name. 417 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,640 And so is Daniel's middle name or is in his middle name. 418 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,640 So he's like, but he's Mexican. So he can do that. 419 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,640 He can have like 3 or 4 or five names. 420 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,600 Yeah, there's no limit, I don't think, no. 421 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,800 No. Yeah, Cora has two. 422 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,240 That's 2. Yeah, see. 423 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,760 And she's Hispanic too, so. Yeah, it's, it's true. 424 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,760 I've noticed that rings true with that. 425 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,760 And that's fine. I think that's great. 426 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,040 Yeah. All my. 427 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,880 Kids will be heck yeah. I don't have a choice. 428 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,800 So. So the two middle names should 429 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,680 be should be Cheddar and then Derek. 430 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,560 Oh yeah. Xeno Cheddar. 431 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,760 Yeah, there he goes. Xeno cheddar or cheddar tato? 432 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,840 Cheddar. Cheddar, Lenny. 433 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:22,080 There you go, Lenny. Well, the first name should be 434 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,080 Lenny. Oh yeah, it's a girl. 435 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:29,600 Even if it's a girl, Lenny works, but if it's so if it's a 436 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,800 girl, it has to be IE on the end. 437 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,080 Instead of. Why? 438 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,480 Is there anyone that's done that? 439 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,800 Oh, you know there is. No way. 440 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,080 Jamie, Jamie, look that up. Look that up. 441 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,800 Jamie, look at that up. That's what we pay her, pay her 442 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,640 for. Oh, yeah, it's there, man. 443 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,400 Lenny Small. It was the first thing. 444 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,400 The first thing that. Popped up, was of mice. 445 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,960 And oh, it's a nickname for Eleanor. 446 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,800 Sure. Yeah, that makes sense. 447 00:22:54,040 --> 00:23:00,960 Leonora or Lenora? Lenny Yeah, yeah. 448 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,280 There's a restaurant called IE. Yeah. 449 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,400 Kind of lie. Yeah, or, or it could be lenae. 450 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,440 So you could do like the actual brav of the the E, You know what 451 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,280 I'm talking about where you got the E and then you got the like 452 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,040 the apostrophe above it. If she was think flak, I'd 453 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,000 consider it. No, then it would be Lenae. 454 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:29,880 Lenae with an apostrophe after the L la Nene. 455 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,640 Yeah, la dashla. Yeah, la Dashla. 456 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,000 You remembered. Oh man, that's such good 457 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,240 memories. The Dash ain't silent. 458 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,800 The dash ain't silent. AB City. 459 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,000 It's hard to forget stuff like that though. 460 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,840 Yeah, AB City. In real life, yeah, the ABCD 461 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,760 spelling. EABC. 462 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,040 DEABC. D My soul. 463 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,680 ABCDI wish I was. Wow, you know, I don't think 464 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,680 I've ever said this, but my middle name is Robert. 465 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,800 That didn't know that. Yeah, that's his name. 466 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,520 That's my name. Yeah. 467 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:08,080 And then Danny's middle name. That's my middle name. 468 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,720 Teddy's middle name, Danny's son is Joseph, so he named it after 469 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,000 me, so yeah. Well, yeah, well. 470 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,760 I didn't know where you're that good of friends like to name 471 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,000 your kid after me but. Hey, you know. 472 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,440 I'm not lying. Oh, it's kind of. 473 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,360 Oh, I. Believe you. 474 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,160 I totally believe you. I think I didn't know that. 475 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,880 Let me. Write this down screenshot. 476 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,720 My dad's license. My dad's middle name was also 477 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,320 Robert, and that was my grandpa's name, So family name, 478 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,520 yeah. Well, so in case. 479 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,480 You that I won't have any kids. Oh, you might. 480 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,000 Yeah, well, you're still in your 20s. 481 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,680 You're going to have no love to say that. 482 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,560 I want two sons that that would be my dream. 483 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,800 See I. Hope I wanted son too but having 484 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,360 a girl is pretty cool. I know it's not, I know it's not 485 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,640 for everybody, but I think I, I feel bad for the people and I 486 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,520 know they don't feel bad sometimes, but I think everybody 487 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,440 should be able to experience having their own children 488 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,920 because it, it does something to you. 489 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,320 That reminds me, I really I truly hope you get your 490 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,440 experiences. I've AI have a prediction. 491 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,160 Oh, all right. Because on top of Alexis 492 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,840 expecting, we just heard that our friend Cody Lou. 493 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, his wife is expecting, yes, which he's been 494 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,960 on the podcast before at one of our live specials. 495 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,560 Yeah, my prediction. He loves that he Cody Lou's 496 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,920 married to Alex's wife's sister. Yep. 497 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,320 OK, so they're kind of related in a way. 498 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,160 I bet Alex will be with child within the next two years. 499 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,720 Dude, that'd be so. Awesome. 500 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,000 I would love to see it he he said. 501 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,800 It's never going to happen. And she. 502 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,520 Would have to convince him. She would have to convince him. 503 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,120 Oh, there he is. Oh, here he is. 504 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,440 Here he is. Hey, Alex. 505 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,160 How you doing, buddy? We weren't talking about you. 506 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,160 I was. Talking about you, you're beast 507 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,240 build. What was your reasoning for the 508 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,160 SCP? It's skeptical, I would believe. 509 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,040 Nuts. Skeptical. 510 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,320 It's just nuts. Oh, I don't think I told you 511 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,800 guys this and it's been over a month since I did this, but I 512 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,640 bought plane tickets to to go visit Mass, Massachusetts. 513 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,600 What's in Massachusetts? Potato and all some other 514 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,960 friends. Oh, you didn't say that, Jared. 515 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,280 No, I didn't. Say that no I. 516 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,960 Didn't I'm going. To stay down there for a whole 517 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,800 week. So I'm going to fly out on a 518 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,400 Friday. I won't get there until I won't 519 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,040 get to my hotel room till probably midnight because my 520 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,920 flight is like at noon. OK. 521 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,320 I got a rental car that was pretty cool. 522 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,280 So I'm going. To stay, I'm going to stay there 523 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,880 down from like a Friday and then it won't go until because I want 524 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,800 to spend a whole week down there with everyone. 525 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,360 I won't fly back until that following Sunday or Saturday. 526 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,280 OK. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna be there 527 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,600 for a whole week. So what you're saying is should 528 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,280 be around for Z&D? That I'll be around for Z&D. 529 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,240 She will be. No, we're just on her. 530 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,880 We just picked up another member. 531 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,200 She has, she has expressed interest. 532 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,320 It's just that Saturday nights are like the worst nights for 533 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,160 her sometimes. Yeah, because she has like gay 534 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,800 nights that night, so. Yeah, so I'm missing. 535 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,800 Something I'm missing the side eyes? 536 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,240 What's going on? Oh, I'm. 537 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,120 The one on the message I don't. Have a girlfriend now has. 538 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:37,000 A girlfriend or a lady who could potentially be a girlfriend at 539 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,880 some point. Yeah, actually, where are you 540 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,560 essentially? Where are you staying though? 541 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,120 OK, I'm going to get a. Mask I'm gonna get a hotel I. 542 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,400 Should. I hope that works out for you. 543 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,640 Doesn't she live with her parents? 544 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,320 Kind of, I remember. Someone mentioning that? 545 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:56,200 So it's like A, and I hate the doctor on this, but it's kind of 546 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,720 like they her dad converted the house into like a duplex. 547 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,680 Yeah, OK. Yeah, that's cool. 548 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,640 So she got like a living, living. 549 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,760 Yeah. So, so there was like a set of 550 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,760 like stairs that like go up to like the main house where her 551 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,040 parents are, but her dad like put like plywood down and then 552 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,920 like just. Exit from there. 553 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,680 But it's based, it's her own living space. 554 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,480 There's like a bathroom, there's a kitchen. 555 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,680 So nice. OK, my father-in-law. 556 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,920 Oh man. Joe Joey died. 557 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,000 Yeah, going to visit. You're going to visit is what I 558 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,200 said, right. Yeah. 559 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,800 Yep. You'll see the place probably. 560 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,200 You probably don't want to stay there. 561 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,320 No, it's kind of a weird. Thing. 562 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,840 We sleep in the. Sleep in the daddy's bed, I. 563 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,360 Do want to make your dad her dad? 564 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,760 Lips. Her, her dad and I have so much 565 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,400 in common of like how we eat stuff and it's insane. 566 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,760 Oh. Yeah, it's like like those 567 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,440 cottage eating probably. Saying girls marry their dads, 568 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,480 right? So. 569 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:58,880 We. Yeah, it's. 570 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,960 True, I kind of apparently both of them. 571 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,240 So apparently me and her dad both eat cottage cheese the same 572 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,320 way we put fruit and we put like honey in it. 573 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,520 Thank you. I mean, that seems like the only 574 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,680 logical way to eat cottage cheese. 575 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,080 Oh, there's so many ways to eat cottage cheese. 576 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,120 Sounds like you guys are meant to be like. 577 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,960 Cottage, to be fair. You and her dad, that. 578 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:19,800 Means Joe. Joe. 579 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:24,360 This is This is. What I was talking about today, 580 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,240 Joe, this is I met you. And her dad go go. 581 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,120 I made booties. With Cottage, this is what I got 582 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,320 into my own head about. I'm not getting my hopes high. 583 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,480 Yeah, I, I wanted to, I know nothing about it, but I kind of 584 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,960 knew that it was about that for some. 585 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,240 Yeah, yeah. Don't don't, don't get, don't 586 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,840 overthink it. Yeah, no, don't and take it as. 587 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,560 40 minutes to go. I know, but you're still, it's 588 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,840 still ahead, right? You still got. 589 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,200 Time, right? Yeah, don't worry. 590 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,960 About it, just be chill, what do you want, you know, and roll 591 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,000 with that. Right. 592 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,400 Yeah. In fact, bring your dice, you 593 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,560 know your dice and roll them. Yeah. 594 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,080 What happens if you roll those one you? 595 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,880 Could ad Lib. Jump in. 596 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,440 You know I rolled a 20 so. I rolled A20. 597 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,040 You can't resist it's. Down to the ankles, yeah. 598 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,440 Yeah, just do it right in front of her, you know, roll A20. 599 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,600 Like I rolled A20 like what do you? 600 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,600 Want me to mean you don't? Have to roll 20? 601 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,680 Drop your. Drawers. 602 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,200 I mean, that's kind of like a little fast, but you can roll 603 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,120 A20 and say, hey, it's a done deal, I've seduced you. 604 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,600 OK, I have a nice right here. At this point I'm going to oh oh 605 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,320 oh. It's actually a pretty good 606 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,880 roll. I got to, I'm going to. 607 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:33,840 I got a 17. I can't. 17. 1717 yeah, you 608 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,440 can't really. See. 609 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,360 You know what that's that'll probably work. 610 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,720 Now what's going to have to happen? 611 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,680 I do have I do have a bonus on my charisma so maybe. 612 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,720 Yeah, you got so you count for bonuses. 613 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,720 Cheddar. I'd say your bonus is about at 614 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,520 least a 4 + 4 + 3. Somewhere in there three I'll. 615 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,000 Say 3 the difficulty. You're going to have to have her 616 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,680 roll the die. OK. 617 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,560 She beats it then, you know. Well then, yeah. 618 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,440 But if you win say well I mean and just don't even tell her. 619 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,680 Just say roll this 20 sided die for me. 620 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,320 Yeah. And she rolls like a 5 or 6, 621 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,440 say, well, that's it. I've I've seduced you. 622 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,440 Yeah, you don't really have a choice in that. 623 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,280 Yeah, you don't. And and, and and then you say, 624 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,280 I'm now I'm just going to describe, I'm going to describe 625 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,920 how to seduce you. And that doesn't mean you have 626 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,120 to take her to bed. You know it doesn't make you end 627 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,760 up like a heart. You gently by the hand and I 628 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,520 speak lovingly into your ear. Yeah, and. 629 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,360 You fall in love with me and you can't help yourself anymore? 630 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,200 Yeah. That's how it happened. 631 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,840 We're we're just kind of going with the flow for now. 632 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:38,680 Yeah. Yeah. 633 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,240 Because you should. You said that she can't catch 634 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,960 romantic feelings until she meets someone IRL. 635 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,080 So. And that's understandable. 636 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,920 It's understandable. Just here's here's the big 637 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,240 thing. Enjoy SO. 638 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,480 How? Does she be so blunt? 639 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,600 Yeah, yeah. Enjoy the time no matter what 640 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,480 happens. Yeah, no, 100%. 641 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,400 If she sends the wrong signal and you're like, then you just 642 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,840 hate the whole time you're there and it's all for nothing. 643 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,640 So just. Enjoy the time. 644 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,120 Yeah that I'm kind of scared of that. 645 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,600 It's like oh crap I'm going to be miserable for the next like 2 646 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,600 days. Just reflect on it in the 647 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,400 moment. Be like, I don't like this right 648 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,720 now, but let's have fun, OK? And then you stuff her in the 649 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,880 closet there. You go well all, I do all. 650 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,080 Weekend. Or that's what I do every single 651 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,480 day. With this honestly cheddar, just 652 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,000 be you man. It's got a. 653 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,480 Collection, yeah. You know, like seriously, you're 654 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,120 an awesome and I'm not trying to. 655 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,080 I'm not OK. No home blazing me, displazing 656 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:43,440 me. You're an awesome guy and I 657 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,960 hope, I hope that, Tato, if you're listening, I hope you're 658 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,160 the one. But probably gonna get in 659 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,600 trouble for even mentioning this. 660 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,600 I know. Well, I hope it's fine. 661 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,960 You know what though? We're just hopeful for you. 662 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,200 We're hopeful for her. You know? 663 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,640 If it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. 664 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,960 I hope you both find whoever you're supposed to find. 665 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,400 And I'll tell you this, before college, there was a girl that I 666 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,200 was friends with for a long time and I had romantic feelings for, 667 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,800 and she kind of returned them and kind of didn't and kind of 668 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,360 kept me in the friend zone on the fish hook for years. 669 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,640 Yeah. And no, I, I hate I, I hate 670 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,480 being led on and I hate leading on. 671 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,360 I was too helpless to like, get off of the hook, you know, So I 672 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,720 just stayed on it, you know, I was a lot younger, though. 673 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,160 You're probably old enough to know that that's probably not 674 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,240 where you want to be. No, I I let her control the 675 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,400 situation. It just sucked. 676 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,480 I've stopped talking to women that would do that so. 677 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,000 Yeah, it's not fair. What? 678 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,320 Women are. Able to do. 679 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,240 You sound like you know what you want. 680 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,600 Guys know what they want. Yeah. 681 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,720 Are attractive. I'm attractive to them. 682 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,840 That's why I'm attractive. Hold on, where? 683 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,960 Myself. Personally. 684 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,960 Hold on. What? 685 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,960 That's why that's all. That's why we had a love affair 686 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,880 for the week we were in Indiana. That's true, Yeah. 687 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:07,680 You guys slept in the same room. Fluids were exchanged. 688 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:12,199 Yeah. Things happened. 689 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,159 Yeah. I won't go anywhere in the in 690 00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:18,800 the dark of the night. But I rolled the 20 so I just 691 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,480 went with it. Yeah, you know it happened. 692 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,000 I love that idea. He's back. 693 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,280 Yeah, I think I will just bring like a set of dice and it's like 694 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,600 here, roll them. Count for. 695 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,000 Your bonus, Yeah, count, count for your bonus. 696 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,639 OK, Yeah, that's what my bonus is. 697 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:39,400 I'm like, that's up to you. You have a -10 and everything. 698 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,960 Yeah. Oh no. 699 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:43,840 Oh no, you're kind of fuck. You kind of fuck. 700 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:47,320 You. Guys, fuck. 701 00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:48,719 Hey, Danny. Hi. 702 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,000 We're talking about Danny going over to visit his friend. 703 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:57,680 In potato lady friend, Yeah. In Massey math, yeah. 704 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,320 Told him roll the 20 and go with it and if he fails then throw 705 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,680 her in his closet. You could always try the 706 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,760 technique that I learned from How I Met Your mother. 707 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,120 Oh, oh, which one? Is it how much your mother? 708 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,960 There's several techniques in that show. 709 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,120 Isn't that the one where show? Up in a scuba diver suit. 710 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,040 No, it's the one where they just walk in and you're naked. 711 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,880 The naked man. Yeah, so do the naked man. 712 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,360 One out of three. Times no, don't don't do the 713 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,560 naked man. No, two out of three. 714 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,200 And you're. Completely you're the odds are 715 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,960 better than one out of three. Yes. 716 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,600 You got a 5050 shot. I don't like those odds. 717 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,840 Two out of three times. I always fail coin flips. 718 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,840 It's always, it's always gonna happen 60. 6% chance. 719 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,920 I'd rather have a. 6040 at. Least you have two other guys do 720 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,800 it and then I win your. 50 is 20% of the time. 721 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,400 No, you have two other guys doing it do it. 722 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,680 And then if they win and then you just kill him right in front 723 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,680 of her and then say well I'm the dominant 1. 724 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,920 Whoa, whoa, you. Don't have a choice? 725 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,560 What if? My brain must succeed. 726 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,680 And then it starts turning really weird. 727 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:05,880 You're. Already off. 728 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,040 I'm taking it off the rails today. 729 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,000 Either way, it's a fantasy come alive. 730 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:16,360 It's a fantasy for someone. So let's just let's just be 731 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,320 done, OK? What's the worst that can 732 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,800 happen, Derek? What's the worst that can 733 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,640 happen? Yeah. 734 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,560 Clothes back on. Yeah. 735 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,200 She's going to ask me to put my clothes back on, Yeah. 736 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,440 I mean the worst would be is she would laugh and not be. 737 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,080 Able to stop you're a. Little. 738 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,800 Very be the worst. I'm already taking a big step in 739 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,600 this guy. Hold on. 740 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,120 Now you want me to look like the Michelin man in front of her? 741 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,800 Preliminary hold on Preliminary Turn the heat up in the place 742 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,800 before you do it. Yes, don't be cold. 743 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,200 And then pop a couple gas station pills. 744 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,120 And think of winning. Yeah, a little bit. 745 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,240 So you're a little fired. Yeah. 746 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,560 Not not filling. Don't do the stackers though, 747 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,400 stay away from those. Stackers, you want to dehydrate 748 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,280 yourself just a little bit. I love the stackers, they're my 749 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,200 favorite. Oh no way, those things make me 750 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,160 hallucinate. If you're just a little 751 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,280 dehydrated, your if your veins will. 752 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:17,760 Pop out, so that makes. Sense stay off the wall, OK, 753 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,600 Yeah. You don't want full. 754 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,760 You don't want full Iraq though. And actually, you know, and 755 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,800 that's really, you really want to look really good, dehydrate 756 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,400 yourself and then have a Guinness and then your body will 757 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,400 take all that sugar in and we'll be like, so you look. 758 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,000 Huge. Yeah. 759 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,880 And then and then couple shots of whiskey because then you got 760 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,000 a whiskey penis. I guess that's the thing. 761 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,800 You don't want that as bad. It's all droopy now. 762 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,520 Thanks. No, I don't know. 763 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,920 I don't. Know what that is? 764 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:49,480 Guys, it's plastic surgery. So your gas station pills are 765 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,440 going to do this. OK, All right. 766 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,840 OK. And then you drink too much 767 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,520 whiskey. You drink too much whiskey and 768 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,280 then this happens. And then it falls. 769 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,640 Oh yeah, like a fish. Yeah, not if you have this. 770 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,080 Tears on the left. I don't think crying would help. 771 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,520 Yeah, I don't think crying would help acts of desperation. 772 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,800 If at any. Yeah, I feel. 773 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,080 I feel bad for you, so I'm. Gonna. 774 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,120 Do this. That's the final dice roll. 775 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,400 If everything else fails, just. I got it, I got it. 776 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,920 You walk into the room naked. You got to do everything at 777 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,000 once. So you walk into the room naked 778 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,840 and flex and cry all at the same time. 779 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,560 And that. Way she sees you're well 780 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:36,840 endowed, you're you're strong and you're sensitive. 781 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,000 What more could a lady want? Look how hard I can cry. 782 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,920 Oh crap, I strained too hard. I think I just crap my pants. 783 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,640 Don't look at me. You have no pants. 784 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,800 Crap, it just falls onto the floor. 785 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,880 Diarrhea. All I had was Arby's. 786 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,640 I didn't even eat anything. This is yesterday's coffee. 787 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,400 Yeah, that'll bring you down. Your Dexterity bonus I. 788 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,320 Mean yeah, if all else. If all, if all else. 789 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,200 Fails. I am stronger than her. 790 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,920 I don't know why I'd have to. Bring this. 791 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,480 I was saying I can move her furniture for her. 792 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,600 Yeah. What you doing? 793 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,240 Yeah. If. 794 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,440 You pull a move from Always Sunny, OK, and you take her out 795 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,640 on the boat on the water. Oh no, I'm so damn. 796 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,800 Yeah, she's not going to say no. You're stronger. 797 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,320 Than her. She's going to look around and 798 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,120 there's not going to be anybody else around. 799 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,640 And you know the implication? Yeah. 800 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,440 It's just water. Implication and you Dingle her 801 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,920 over the sharks. Think of the implications. 802 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,160 Hold her by her. Ankles, it sounds like you 803 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,560 you're going to hurt these women. 804 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,880 Oh, what? Oh, why would you say that? 805 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,360 Because of the implication, yeah, no, I'm not gonna do 806 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,600 anything, but it's the implication that I could that. 807 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:13,360 I could do it. Oh my God. 808 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,960 I'm a big teddy. Bear, I wouldn't do anything. 809 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,160 Yeah. Does she does she listen to the 810 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,880 podcast? I don't think so. 811 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,920 OK, good Woo. No, she would probably laugh at 812 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,480 all of this too. I was going to say she'd either 813 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,400 laugh, she'd either run or laugh, and if she laughs then 814 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,440 she. Might run well laughing. 815 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,680 Just think, Tedder, if you do all that and you still crap your 816 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,800 pants and then she's still like, OK, then you know, then, you 817 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,840 know, yeah. No doubt it is. 818 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,480 It is. True. 819 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,480 So how many times can you guys crap yourself before you get 820 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,560 judged in life? I only get one. 821 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,800 Shot. It's a personal what age I would 822 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,080 say after you reach 18 because you know, if you're before that 823 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,440 you're still a child, so. You have do you have any like 824 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,680 chronic illnesses? Like I I so we've, we've 825 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,920 actually had this discussion before and we talked and I said, 826 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,000 two, a person can crap themselves two times in their 827 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,680 life and not get judged for it. But I gave people with like 828 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:15,120 Crohn's or like IBS like like triple being a golden. 829 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,360 Kind of a golden ticket. Yeah, yeah. 830 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,680 Yeah, if you a. Golden ticket, if you will. 831 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,360 The Brown ticket. Yeah, yeah, the Brown. 832 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,560 Done. At least three or four times. 833 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,280 I think 2 times as generous. Yeah, generous. 834 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,920 I'm trying to think. Depends on the timing of it all. 835 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,400 It does depend on the timing cuz like there's sicknesses you can 836 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,960 get like like a genuine like accent like you think it's a 837 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,480 fart I had. Literally every time. 838 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,880 I ever trapped myself because of food poisoning. 839 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,760 Never like. Poisoning. 840 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,560 Yeah. Dang, actually. 841 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,160 Food. The day of your wedding. 842 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,680 Like 6 months or so ago I was just sitting there and I was 843 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,360 like oh I got AI got a fart and it was too late and it wasn't. 844 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,160 That's hot juice. That is not a. 845 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,720 Fart. Yeah, yeah. 846 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:01,800 That's hot. That's hot. 847 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,800 That's hot. That's a gusher. 848 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,520 That's a gusher right there. Gusher had a. 849 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,760 Lot. Of farts that I was like, 850 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,400 there's no way I totally just pooped my pants. 851 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,440 Yeah, and. You didn't and you're like, what 852 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,040 is it just? Felt like a fart, didn't feel 853 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,280 like there's anything that's another. 854 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,080 Phenomenon that we talked about. The phantom poop. 855 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,880 The phantom crap you wipe yourself. 856 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,560 And everything else you're like, I didn't like how the way that 857 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,480 we just. The way that we described it is 858 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,240 that you push and push and push and you know, you look back at 859 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,840 your work after you're done and there's nothing there. 860 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,560 There's a little Hershey's kiss. I'm talking like you're going on 861 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,720 a normal day and you're like, oh, I have a fart. 862 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,880 And so you let it out and then it's like, holy crap, no, 863 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,640 something came out in this part. I totally. 864 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,000 Snuck out, yeah. Yeah. 865 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,160 Yeah. And then so you fell. 866 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,640 Down your pant leg as you're like going to the bathroom. 867 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,080 No underwear. You're like, I totally, I 868 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,480 totally just. And then you get in the bathroom 869 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,040 and you're like, no, there's nothing in my underwear and you 870 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,440 wipe. You're like, Oh, my butt cheeks 871 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:08,880 didn't grab anything. I guess I had I've totally. 872 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,800 What I'm talking about? Yeah, no, I've had those. 873 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,560 So that is a that is scientifically that's called a 874 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,240 fart bubble. No, it feels like something 875 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,960 comes out, like my body's like, oh, you deposited something in 876 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,600 the toilet. Some people say that's how evil 877 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,120 spirits enter the. World please please deposit your 878 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,720 baggage it. Kind of sounds like it, 879 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,720 honestly. Oh my goodness. 880 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,320 Spirit. Your luggage and the receptacle. 881 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,160 Went into the stratosphere. Speaking of, of evil spirits and 882 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,360 everything else, it is, it is that spooky season. 883 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,280 It is spooky. These Youtubers that I watch, 884 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,320 they, they normally do like funny videos or like, you know, 885 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,880 them doing stupid stuff or they'll do like the, oh, like 886 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,440 the $5 steak versus a, you know, $5000 steak, you know, and like, 887 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,520 they make like a $5 steak and then they do like this elaborate 888 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,880 thing. Anyways, it's funny. 889 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,440 But recently they're on this thing where they're doing like 890 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,960 these ghost hunts. And so this today they were in, 891 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,640 I don't know, some hotel in the LA area. 892 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,360 Then they're going to the Queen Mary and then they're going to 893 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,640 the Axe House here in Iowa, and then they're going to somewhere 894 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,240 else in Missouri. And then they're just like 895 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:26,240 making these pit stops, but they're doing like actual like 896 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,960 ghost hunts where like they're sitting there and they're like 897 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,360 talking to the spirits and everything. 898 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,160 Else. But there's this method and I 899 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,520 didn't realize this was a thing, but it's called the Estes method 900 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,680 and for those of you that know a lot about like talking. 901 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,120 I know about it. Asbestos. 902 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,640 They talk about it in commercials a lot. 903 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,880 Yeah, Mesothelial, right. Financial compensation. 904 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:48,040 Essentially, So what it is, is a person like either sits or lays 905 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,200 down like in the room and they have on like headphones and they 906 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:55,360 have on like a covering of their eyes and they just sit there. 907 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,640 And so then they talk other people in the room talk to 908 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,280 whatever's in the room. And then it's supposed to be 909 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,080 like that, that spirit or whatever communicates through 910 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:10,520 that person of like a thought that they they have or sound 911 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,680 that they hear or whatever. It's rather interesting. 912 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,520 But just watching them do it, it's it's different, but. 913 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,200 While I was watching. Them, you know, sounds like a 914 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,480 good way to get possessed by a demonic entity, you know, Yeah. 915 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,440 You could take it. It would be kind of fun, I 916 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,240 thought in my head, for all of us to go ghost hunting because 917 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,000 I'm terrified of ghosts. Do I have to be naked while I'm? 918 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,120 Lying dude. I will. 919 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,720 I'm I'm in. It would be easier on the eyes, 920 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,560 yeah. My whole thing is I was going to 921 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:41,840 be naked and greased up with. Like I won't go if you're naked. 922 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,520 I'm interested. I joke. 923 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,200 I don't wanna see you naked. And then I give you a massage. 924 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,920 Well, yeah, get that. Get the. 925 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,360 Crystal on the crap I'm in. If you give me a more orc 926 00:45:53,360 --> 00:46:00,440 massage, I can't resist that. So I, you know, obviously get 927 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,680 the salt, right. I'll have a shotgun with rock 928 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,720 salt in it, because that's how you that's how you defeat the 929 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,080 Ghost. Yeah. 930 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,000 Only that actually worked. Oh man, that'd be great. 931 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:12,800 All I know is. It works against me Pepper. 932 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,360 Rock salt so. I honestly thought that as like 933 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,040 a use pepper channel thing. Use. 934 00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,680 Pepper. You've got a group of average 935 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,120 guys like us, our group here going and staying the night in 936 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,760 haunted places to see if it's actually haunted and having like 937 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,960 shotguns with non lethal rounds or something saying if you try 938 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,600 to mess with us, we're going to shoot you with non lethal 939 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,840 rounds, things like that. Because you know, owners would 940 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,320 be like, no, it has to stay haunted. 941 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,200 We got to mess with them, you know what I mean? 942 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,240 But like staying in quote UN quote the most to see if it's 943 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,840 actually haunted. And then at the end of the night 944 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,560 being like there's something here or not with all the EKG or 945 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,640 the did you hear that? Did you hear it? 946 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,360 I heard it. Let's go check it out type of 947 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,160 nonsense, just like I felt the. Cold shell of the back of my 948 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,320 Jack. They did stay in the the The 949 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,120 Conjuring house, which is a real thing that was. 950 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,120 We should stay in the exorcist house. 951 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,040 It's here in Saint Louis. I'm good. 952 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,320 I don't want to do that one. I'll go where I'm I'm. 953 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,040 Not I'm not. Scared of any of it? 954 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,720 I'll do the axe house because that's just a crazy person with 955 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,880 an axe. I can shoot this. 956 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,680 So you, are you talking to Velisca Velisca? 957 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,160 Is it Velisca Axe Murder House? OK, Yeah. 958 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,560 I've never heard of this first time until you've mentioned it. 959 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,120 That's the first time I've heard of it, Yeah. 960 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,240 I did see a funny thing and I sent it to a couple of people 961 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:36,240 that have tik toks in the group, but how how much funnier? 962 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,720 I don't like horror movies, obviously, and I've said this 963 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,920 many times, but how funny would be for a horror movie, or how 964 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,720 quickly the horror movie would end if the people in the movie 965 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,640 were strapped? Yeah, you sent me that. 966 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,160 Oh, I feel so special. The example of it was the movie 967 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,640 Strangers, which is like, you know, creepy people show up to 968 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,640 the house and a mask and a knife and they're like, we're going to 969 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,040 break in and kill you these. Are people. 970 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:58,680 They're people. Oh God. 971 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,480 Shoot somebody. Well, that guy'd step in. 972 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,040 I'm like, what's up? Boom, here's your friend. 973 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,160 Boom. Oh, there's your other plan, 974 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,040 Blam. And then I'd be like headshot, 975 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,960 boom, boom, boom. While they're on the ground. 976 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:17,160 The guy in the the guy in the he goes, he goes, he's like, okay, 977 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,880 cool, you told me you're breaking in the house with a 978 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,160 knife. Ever see what an M4 Benelli does 979 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:26,280 at 5 feet? A knife? 980 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,120 Why in the heck would you bring a knife? 981 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,840 He'd say I'm going to sit in the corner with the back to two 982 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,240 walls and watch you try to remove me from my corner. 983 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,760 Yep, well. To be fair, the strangers, the 984 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,200 strangers are very smart. They pick the people who go. 985 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,320 Guns should be outlawed. I don't have any guns. 986 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,760 And they go to their houses with knives and axes and such. 987 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,080 That's yeah. Come on over. 988 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,440 If I were to be a serial. You know what? 989 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,640 So everybody knows, if any, if any kind of mass murderer or 990 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,840 whatever wants to come over to my house. 991 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,880 I don't. I don't have any guns. 992 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,280 Not none. I think guns are evil. 993 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:04,320 Yeah, he hates them. I hate them you. 994 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,000 Can't. You will not be caught. 995 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,480 You will not catch Bob within 10 feet of a gun. 996 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,880 No, no. He he attacks people with with 997 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,680 that have guns, Yeah. Yeah, I do. 998 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,120 I do. That's what all my. 999 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,280 That's what all my Tik Toks are about. 1000 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,880 They're not people that aren't are driving stupid. 1001 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,560 They're people that have guns. That's what it is. 1002 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,520 Yep. Oh, no. 1003 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,640 Oh, you're going to Massachusetts, huh? 1004 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,880 Yeah, yeah, in March. OK, OK. 1005 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,440 OK, OK, OK. Cuz I feel like if I if I Cuz 1006 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:46,560 that's when our busy season at work starts to slow down and I 1007 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,640 don't want to get yelled at for just leaving because I am like 1008 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:54,720 the primary like treater. So there's only one other person 1009 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:58,120 who knows how to do it. So, but like, it's PTO you've 1010 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,000 earned, right? At that point, yeah. 1011 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,200 So you you should teach them, you know how valuable you are 1012 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,640 and just up and take your time and just leave. 1013 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,560 True. Take your take your PTO and say 1014 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,000 no, you got and and then everybody while you're gone, 1015 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,640 like, oh man, I wish Derek was here. 1016 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,720 And then you get back and you're like a hero. 1017 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,440 They lift you up on. A chair they have a no, it would 1018 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,760 be it would be more like I could talk to you by my manager. 1019 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,000 Be like, you really shouldn't take PTO when we're busy. 1020 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,400 I earned this time though, right? 1021 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,760 Yeah, it's your time. Yeah, shouldn't you be figuring 1022 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,600 out how to deal with things when I'm not here? 1023 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,920 I'm still surprised that they haven't like given they, so 1024 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,000 we've had like a couple of new hires, but they haven't like 1025 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:46,080 taught them or they haven't like shifted them over to me to have 1026 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,880 like an understudy type of thing. 1027 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,920 So. I get the same thing at work. 1028 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,840 We are. So I mean, we have, we have a 1029 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,240 large enough crew where it's easy if all of us are there. 1030 00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:00,000 And if one of us is gone, it's not as easy, but it's doable 1031 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,840 because we're all good enough in what we do. 1032 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,520 But when one of us is gone, we feel it. 1033 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,960 So we miss them regardless, but I don't know. 1034 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,800 I feel guilt. I'm with you though, man. 1035 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,160 I, I feel guilty when I take time off and, and the guys that 1036 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:17,720 I love and work with and I love are, are busy and, and they have 1037 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,320 to suffer generally. That's not the way it works. 1038 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,040 I, I, I, instead of cursing them, I bless them. 1039 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,080 When I take time off, stuff happens and they don't have 1040 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,920 anything to do. And so they're generally, it has 1041 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,000 happened several times where I take a week off or several days 1042 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,120 or whatever and then something, they were supposed to be busy 1043 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,520 and then something happens and they have almost nothing to do. 1044 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,520 And they sit there and just look at each other and play on their 1045 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,680 phones while I'm, you know, out doing whatever. 1046 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,800 So I don't know. I wish that were the case for 1047 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,480 me. Yeah, right. 1048 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,680 Our. So our facility is in a place 1049 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,920 for, like, if two people are gone in one day, they're like, 1050 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,760 everyone suffers. Yeah, like, like everyone. 1051 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,800 So my boss has been in Montana. So my boss has been in Montana 1052 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,320 for the last two weeks. Oh, so I've been the head honcho 1053 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,520 in charge of the whole department. 1054 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,000 And so actually, it's really good, Alex. 1055 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,240 I was gonna say, is anybody seeing Alex cuz? 1056 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,800 No, the food. I mean that looks good too, but 1057 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,800 like the. Put your horse body away. 1058 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,360 Put your horse body away and show me them waffles. 1059 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,800 Are those waffles? Oh Dang. 1060 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,640 Those are nipples. Oh crap. 1061 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,840 No pizza. Oh, all right. 1062 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:34,320 That's a joy. Anyway, been been charged the 1063 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,640 whole department for two weeks. Haven't slept polite fully in in 1064 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,440 that amount of time. So. 1065 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,080 So you've shown them by now that you don't even need them and 1066 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,600 you're just going to be in charge from now on? 1067 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,760 Oh no, trust me, the numbers aren't great. 1068 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:51,880 So and then we had a had a belt break on Thursday night and we 1069 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:55,000 were down for 12 hours and they used the last belt to repair it. 1070 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,160 Oh no. And then I get in there on 1071 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,080 Friday morning and they start running the belt that they 1072 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,240 repaired, and then it eats itself at pieces. 1073 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,800 Oh, I was like, OK, well it looks like we're going into a 1074 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,720 cleanup early. So that was last night and then 1075 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:13,600 today and they're trying to start up tonight and then got a 1076 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,880 supervisor that calls out and like I got a family emergency 1077 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,760 and then yeah, right, the supervisor that's never done a 1078 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,440 start up before there tonight, so. 1079 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,640 Oh no. After I'm off the podcast, I 1080 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,320 plan on going in for a couple hours and just trying to help 1081 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,560 him get off the ground and. Oh man. 1082 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,440 Yeah. Dang it. 1083 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,800 Yeah, yeah. How long is he supposed to be 1084 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,720 there? Cool. 1085 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,320 Well, he's. Early in the morning. 1086 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,200 He's gonna be there till 7:00 in the morning. 7 Yep. 1087 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,160 Figure knee out. I don't know. 1088 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,680 Just haven't but my. Boss gets back on Tuesday and on 1089 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,360 Tuesday I put on telling him, okay, here's the keys of the 1090 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,960 Kingdom. I'll let you know when I'm 1091 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,080 coming back. Nice. 1092 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,960 What about the Kingdom? Tears of the Kingdom. 1093 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,200 I'm gonna be playing it on the toilet. 1094 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,240 I'm not anymore. For now, he's got his bathroom. 1095 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,280 Switch. So I hear, I hear. 1096 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,120 My son-in-law is hopefully gonna be here in the next month or 1097 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,440 two. So maybe he can help you. 1098 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,800 Yeah, Hopefully. Which one? 1099 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,280 Who? Robert, My namesake. 1100 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,560 Waba. You know, not me name first, but 1101 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,640 whatever. Danny, we share the same middle 1102 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,040 name. They're running the place. 1103 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:22,680 Oh yeah, it's true. What the heck? 1104 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,840 Danny, we share the same middle name. 1105 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,920 Heck yeah, dude, yeah. Heck yeah, dude, yeah, dude, 1106 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,600 Alex. Not your name, slut. 1107 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,280 Yes. More you never tell them. 1108 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,960 Little back alley twink that's my name is Chad. 1109 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:48,080 Perfect. Absolutely perfect. 1110 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,520 The baron's funny. Alex is my middle name. 1111 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,720 Barry's funny. All right. 1112 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,560 How do you recover after that? I don't know. 1113 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,520 I don't. Know. 1114 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,520 I'm all pumped up full of fentanyl. 1115 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:14,600 Fentanyl, how you do it? Oh yeah, makes on fentanyl. 1116 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,920 Yeah, you guys are excited for tonight. 1117 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,520 Yeah, yeah. So I was listening to the last. 1118 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,440 Episode. Totally hilarious. 1119 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:28,280 I think it's the funniest stuff. We've went out in a long time, 1120 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,040 in a long time. Maybe. 1121 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:35,160 Maybe it's pretty. I'd say since like dead rain 3 1122 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,040 in my. Opinion. 1123 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:40,800 So it's it's almost like that a 12 year old girl I met at the 1124 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,720 girl. Scout meeting. 1125 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:45,520 I will say, I will say I think we might lose some people and 1126 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,080 attract a different demographic than. 1127 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,840 Listeners are listeners. I don't. 1128 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,760 Care Joey's already said he's going to have to kill my 1129 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,520 character so. Yeah, I'm going to. 1130 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,520 I want to. I want. 1131 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,560 To. I need. 1132 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,600 To watch you. Die. 1133 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,560 Always a kid toucher. Did we have a kid toucher? 1134 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:10,000 I mean character already. I I haven't done that, you know, 1135 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 allegedly, I mean. I mean, didn't say that 1136 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,320 specifically. Except all I know is. 1137 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,680 You need to talk about your friend named Chris that showed 1138 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,280 that when you showed up to. Your. 1139 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,600 Girlfriend's house You met. You met your friend Chris? 1140 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:29,760 Yeah. He only showed up, but I needed, 1141 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,160 yeah. We ordered our. 1142 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,200 Pizza. I was just going to say he had a 1143 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,520 large pizza with him. We had a pizza we had. 1144 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,960 We had a great time. She was so pretty. 1145 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,560 She had makeup on. There is there is an episode of 1146 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,440 this by the way, I don't know how much you guys know about 1147 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:45,320 the. Pizza Guy. 1148 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,440 Yeah, the pizza guy. He showed. 1149 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,120 It to the house with the pizza and he's like eating and eating 1150 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,880 the pizza while Chris Hansen's like showing him all these like 1151 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,160 terrible things. He's nice. 1152 00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,920 He's like you want a slice. Because. 1153 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,000 No. I've watched, I've watched, I've 1154 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,920 watched several videos and they say they're going to, they're 1155 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,800 going to, they got a pizza coming or whatever. 1156 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,280 And he's like, well, you can at least have a piece of pizza. 1157 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,160 Dang it, it's going right back to the shop. 1158 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,000 No, I, I remember we had a UTTI had pizza on here and I was 1159 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,680 like, yeah, I got Chris Hansen pizza. 1160 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,480 No, because it looked like that pizza which looked it actually 1161 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,360 looked really good. It did actually look really 1162 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,400 good. Oh yeah, because you guys talked 1163 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,840 about it and like the like on like YouTube. 1164 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,360 Clips it would. Be the Thomas, be like, dude, 1165 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,160 where did he get that pizza? That was really good, no? 1166 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,200 One knows. Maybe it's in Massachusetts. 1167 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,600 Maybe get some of the. You know, it's funny, we 1168 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,360 actually are gonna go and get pizza because there's a there's 1169 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,760 a thing out there in Massachusetts. 1170 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,400 It's called Beach Pizza. And I have no clue what it is 1171 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,520 cuz it's like it's. Got it's got sand in it. 1172 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,440 I've made jokes like that when she brought it up but so 1173 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:03,160 apparently the marinara sauce is like really sweet and instead of 1174 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,920 like mozzarella they use provolone ah. 1175 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,000 Like. That sounds awful. 1176 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:15,240 She swears by it that it's like. Has she had Detroit style? 1177 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,760 I don't believe so. Has she had Casey's breakfast 1178 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,160 pizza? No. 1179 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,200 Bring some in a zip lock bag. I could wait. 1180 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,160 Would they would they allow that on the flight? 1181 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,560 If it's a certain size. Yeah, as long as it's not a 1182 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,920 drink container, food is fine. All I know is. 1183 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:36,280 All I know is the the lady. So the last the last flight that 1184 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,680 I took, the lady that was sitting next to one of my Co 1185 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,720 workers snuck on a plastic baggie with like 4 hard boiled 1186 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,440 eggs in it. No. 1187 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,840 Heck yeah. That was probably a bomb. 1188 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,160 That's a salt. I don't think you can do that. 1189 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,280 That's a chemical bomb because she's going to eat that. 1190 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,240 Fart. Heck no. 1191 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:58,400 Chemical warfare. No, and it was her first time 1192 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,960 flying, too. That was what was funny here. 1193 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,200 Yeah, this will actually. This will be my first time 1194 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,240 flying. We're sitting next to AWWE 1195 00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:09,280 legend, we're talking and chit chatting and then my Co worker 1196 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,920 is going to sit back in three rows behind me with a lady 1197 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,680 that's eating our blanks. I hope nobody minds. 1198 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:19,280 I brought in three or four hard boiled eggs. 1199 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,960 That is, for zombies on a plane. That is one of the antagonists. 1200 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,800 It's got to be that's her weapons, she throws them. 1201 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,680 It's like stink bomb effect. It does toxic damage. 1202 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,800 Boiled eggs and my Virginia Slims. 1203 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,160 Ma'am, you can't smoke on the plane. 1204 00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:47,240 But no, it will be the first time I ever see the ocean as 1205 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,880 well. Dang it. 1206 00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,680 Yeah. Alex, we have trouble hearing 1207 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,160 you. It's a vape pen. 1208 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,080 It's my you took a lighter to it. 1209 00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:02,120 It's clearly not a vape pen. Those aren't allowed either. 1210 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:06,640 That's how you started. And I shouldn't tell you about 1211 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:12,000 the cocaine in my Hoo. Ha, I mean, whoops. 1212 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,760 Cats out of the bag. Speaking of bags, you guys want 1213 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:24,000 to sniff? If you go deep enough, the tuna 1214 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,800 smell goes away. Oh, never mind. 1215 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:33,440 Still there. That's the deep ocean, baby. 1216 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:42,640 That's where the barnacles grow. Don't mind. 1217 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:47,800 The crown on the beach. No. 1218 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,680 Well done. Yeah, for real. 1219 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:58,120 I'm sorry. Sam Sam took the incorrect 1220 01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,600 buzzer off of her server. Dang it. 1221 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:11,080 Damn, damn. Damn, damn. 1222 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,040 I'm guessing that doesn't come in very clear. 1223 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,040 It. Comes in as like I give it and 1224 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,000 then it just cuts off and then I'm sick of living. 1225 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:28,960 Dang it it. Can cheeseburger slop and 1226 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,960 fucking grease teas and painting? 1227 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,920 Oh, I meant to. I meant to send you guys a 1228 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,600 picture this week and I totally forgot to. 1229 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,600 Picture I had chili cheese hot dogs from there. 1230 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:45,000 No way. Give me chili cheese fries. 1231 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,960 Did you do it in the voice? Chili and cheese? 1232 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:56,160 Can I go to the orange chili? Cheese. 1233 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,400 Yeah. Like what was that? 1234 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,240 No, never mind. No, I forget give. 1235 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:13,480 Me a chili cheese dog with chili and cheese and drench it in 1236 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:18,200 mayonnaise. 14 packs of mayonnaise. 1237 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,400 Can I get a whole? Large chocolate cake. 1238 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:30,280 Shit holds like carrots. Yeah, Drench. 1239 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:37,200 It in fucking mayonnaise. Slopped, Sir, I'm sorry, we 1240 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,920 don't commit that kind of sin here. 1241 01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,000 They do it. The one in Fort Dodge I 1242 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,240 guarantee you. I guarantee you there's a price. 1243 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,000 You probably get fentanyl in your chili and cheese if you 1244 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,600 want. Oh yeah, 100% that's. 1245 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,480 The code word for ordering hard. Drive I get some fentanyl on my 1246 01:02:54,520 --> 01:03:03,480 chili. Tea, fentanyl, extra fent faded.