1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:07,040 This creative work is released under Creative Commons share 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:13,440 alike 3 point O The game master of SCP site 19 is Dan players 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:20,960 Joe as Jacob hockey, Bob as faxwell blart, Derek as Brett 4 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:24,200 Sawyer, and Alex as bean Remington. 5 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:36,320 Welcome to the SCP Foundation. Welcome everyone back to the 6 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,400 maybe new podcast featuring It's more C&D. 7 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:45,360 We're back at it again. Went to SCP site 19 and when we 8 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:51,320 last left off, we left off at a very precarious situation where 9 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:58,160 the boys were dropped off in the middle of a Wisconsin lake and 10 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,760 they had to fight their way through and you guys had a whole 11 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:04,599 bunch of really cool weapons you guys found and everything else. 12 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:09,920 Beam tried to commit suicide. Turns out it doesn't bode well 13 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,040 with a concussion. You can't kill yourself when you 14 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,520 have a concussion finger. Yeah, It's that's the fact. 15 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,880 Yeah. You, you just you can't 16 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:23,960 physically and you guys successfully, I'll be it. 17 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:28,320 It took you a long time, but successfully fended off the 18 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,440 bodies in the water. So Congrats on that. 19 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:36,520 I was everyone's ankle so. We pick up this episode. 20 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,440 You guys have arrived back at Site 19. 21 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,640 Director Haggis. Yeah. 22 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:48,040 Do you think somebody can? Can you get a guard maybe to 23 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:52,000 like clean my toilet? Came back from from the trippy 24 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,600 poo and there's a big floater in the toilet. 25 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:02,000 Wasn't mine promise. No what? 26 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,800 Never mind, I'll clean it. Just give me like a scrub brush 27 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:09,320 or something. I tried this one Alex. 28 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:16,400 I just put one back in. It always happens to me, you 29 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,120 know, it's weird. My typewriter doesn't 30 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,960 malfunction like this. I don't know what it is. 31 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,640 I would imagine that power doesn't. 32 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,960 I just feel like if it did I'd probably be a little more 33 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,960 worried. I'm in the former Sovent Moy was 34 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,840 old cell. Yeah, yeah, even your Moyer 35 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,120 cell. I can still smell her, her 36 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,400 presence. I'm fair on my owns. 37 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,040 I smell. Menthols from here. 38 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,680 Copious amounts of it. There's still a there's still a 39 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:52,040 deep in debt in the bed, Yeah. That that is messed up beyond 40 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,560 all relief. Even when I flip it over the 41 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,560 bed, flame screwed. No. 42 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:02,680 Listen guys, look, I know last week was a little rough for you, 43 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,240 OK? Little bit. 44 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,280 Yeah, yeah, it was kind of rough. 45 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,920 It was rough on me too. It wasn't that bad. 46 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,560 Oh, I'm sure. You weren't there, Trump. 47 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,040 Yes, I was. Not you, Director Haggis. 48 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,400 Oh, I'm sure it was. He had to do his taxes that day. 49 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,000 No, you, you didn't. You didn't go through what we 50 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,760 went through, but. OK, No, I, I, no, I was there. 51 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,920 I I saw it, Yeah, on the cameras. 52 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,920 He was watching it on the video camera. 53 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,400 Oh yeah, that would be so terrible. 54 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,200 Are you OK? I'm. 55 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,200 Sorry me. I wish. 56 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,400 Hurts a little bit, but it's fine. 57 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,840 It's fine. Hope nobody hurt my eyes. 58 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,200 So sorry, had to go through that. 59 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,760 It's OK. I forgive you. 60 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,560 I forgive you. Thank. 61 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,080 You I appreciate. It of course. 62 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,280 Am I saying white because I'm in the Infirmary with a concussion? 63 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,840 You'll see in white. It shows that you're in. 64 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,440 On yeah I I'm pulling it up in a different browser to see if that 65 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,080 fixes the problem, and it did. It looks like you are. 66 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,240 OK, cool. It's probably a plug in or 67 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,920 something. Might be, yeah. 68 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,040 I don't know what that means, but sure, why not. 69 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,640 What the remedy for that is? Yeah, I'm not sure either. 70 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:19,360 Okay, so anyways, guys, listen. So I hate, I hate to be the 71 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:26,360 bearer of bad news, okay, but your guys's sentences are almost 72 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,320 overweight. You guys know that? 73 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,280 That sounds like good news, eh? No, I miss you and you'll miss 74 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,960 me, right? Well, yeah, you've been one of 75 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,560 my better friends I've had in my life. 76 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,520 Wait a minute, I I thought we were here until death to a 77 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,920 spark. No. 78 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,160 No, you had to serve like 8 sentences, you know, life 79 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,000 sentences. So you've been experimenting on 80 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:56,440 like like 6 * 7 times 676? 7. 81 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,640 Actually, not to steal your Thunder or anything, director, 82 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,920 but I, I kind of wanted to say something to you and the whole 83 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,120 group and even Doctor, Doctor Bob. 84 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:12,040 How about we all come down to the conference room and you can 85 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:17,040 tell us all OK? Oh, I'd love stretching my legs. 86 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,400 They're beautiful walking. Everywhere is not fit for a king 87 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,960 like me. I'll carry you, I'll carry you. 88 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,920 Please do. Whoa, where's, whoa, What's 89 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,440 going on with hey, hey, I'm pretty. 90 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,720 Strong. Where'd? 91 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Bingo, I'm getting some coffee. I'll be right there. 92 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:41,280 He walked down to the on the commissary. 93 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,240 I rolled the four in strength to pick up Brett. 94 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,600 Fall over into the. Fern behind him in the 95 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,840 conference room. Like German, 2 Pikes him into 96 00:05:53,840 --> 00:06:00,600 the. Oh my bad. 97 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,080 And we, we. Hold So what are you what are 98 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,680 you trying to get out of like coffee machine there, Alex or B. 99 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,280 I'm sending you. I'm sending you a message right 100 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,600 now. You could just say it. 101 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,640 It's a podcast. I need I need swanko. 102 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,840 Sulkan then it's then it's meta gaming. 103 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,040 Can you hear me from the other room? 104 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,520 You could just. Be abnormal. 105 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,000 Meta gaming. Meta gaming. 106 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,920 No, that bean guy, huh? Yeah, he's pretty cool. 107 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,360 I like him. It's a shame he tried to here. 108 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,960 It's a shame he tried to kill himself. 109 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,560 To be fair, we did. We did give him like a 110 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,920 concussion twice Oval because we kept. 111 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,800 Three times up, but it wasn't three times about. 2 minute 112 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,400 gaming. A six foot long javelin. 113 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,640 I also hit him in the back of the head. 114 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:57,600 But we're not the best of ideas. I was working with what I had. 115 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,920 If I had to judge, Oh yeah, no, we that's what we've all been 116 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,040 doing. Like everyone was freaking out 117 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,040 and I'm like, are you freaking serious? 118 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,000 Like there's no reason why you guys should be freaking out so 119 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,040 much. Don't remember him saying that. 120 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,880 I don't either. Oh, that's nifty. 121 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,000 That pops up on my screen. All right. 122 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,920 I walk into the room, emptying my cup into my mouth. 123 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,600 Coffee. I was surprised you guys had a 124 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:30,320 mushroom coffee in that thing. Cordyceps and lion's mane and 125 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,280 everything. That's great. 126 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,280 Yeah, like from The Last of Us. Yeah, yeah. 127 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:38,120 Yeah, yeah. Sure, I only play Super Nintendo 128 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,840 A. Oh yeah, that's great. 129 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:40,280 That's great. I. 130 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,280 Really play super. Nintendo. 131 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,480 All right. Oh, facts. 132 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,040 Well, what do you got for us, buddy? 133 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:56,920 Well, you see, chums, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've 134 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:02,440 been been pretty bitter at life started with, you know, with 135 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:07,600 losing my my place in control. It really wasn't my fault. 136 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,880 I could have done better. I know, but really wasn't my 137 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:16,520 fault that I accidentally killed the dignitary and it was a I 138 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:21,320 come here and, and I'm I'm scared out of my mind and you 139 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:25,760 know, and then then I'm told I'm not a part, you know, working 140 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,760 hard enough as part of the group pretty much my whole life. 141 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,120 It's always been. I missed it by that much, you 142 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:36,080 know? Coming out and so I over the 143 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,480 closet. If you're saying so then I, I 144 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:42,919 try to work harder and I come up with ideas that literally save 145 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:47,440 the group and nobody says thank you, nobody noticed, you know, 146 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,920 I, I'm the one that said, hey, let's all tie ourselves 147 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,040 together. And nobody said, hey, thanks for 148 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,120 coming up with that idea. It was I missed it by that much, 149 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,360 you know, and they're. Sensitive. 150 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,880 I made I made friends. I'm just, I'm just saying I'm 151 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,240 not complaining. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm working 152 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,320 up to something here, Tom. OK, OK, OK. 153 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,760 OK. No, it's fine. 154 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,680 It's fine. I just a statement of fact. 155 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,760 I'm not. I'm not upset. 156 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:13,480 And then, you know, I mean, before that, I not only did I 157 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:19,440 make friends with, you know, the the death doctor and tried to 158 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,960 get him to help us with the other SCP that was trying to 159 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,440 kill us all 999 or whatever that now that wasn't that one anyway. 160 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,240 I don't remember numbers very well. 161 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,680 Yeah, that's it. I knew there was a nine in 162 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,320 there. Thanks, chum. 163 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,120 Missed it by that much on that one too. 164 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,720 But you know, it's just, it's always, it's been a lifetime of, 165 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,880 of always missing it by that much. 166 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:44,240 You know, I just, I just want to say, you know, I, I hated being 167 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,040 in here. I shouldn't have to be in here, 168 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:50,800 but I realized the only thing that I can control is my 169 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:55,080 attitude. And so, Doctor Bob, I couldn't 170 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,480 stand you from the beginning. I honestly wanted to end your 171 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,440 life as slow as and as agonizing as possible because, I mean, 172 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,440 you're the furthest thing that could resemble a doctor. 173 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,640 But I realized that you may be missing it by that much. 174 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,120 But you're right, I think you seem to be trying. 175 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,120 I just, I just want to say that I, I want, I want to try and, 176 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,320 and have a better attitude from now on and I don't want to be so 177 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:27,200 hateful and, and I I really don't want to choke the life out 178 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,720 of you anymore. Doctor Bob and and director 179 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,000 Haggis, I think you're, you're pretty awesome. 180 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I hope that I hope someday I can, I can have a position here 181 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:40,680 with the, the SCP Foundation is something other than just the D 182 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,720 class. And now I learned today that my 183 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,680 sentence is almost up. So it it makes all of this even 184 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,160 more lighthearted for me. Yeah, yeah. 185 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,680 So, yeah. Well, I appreciate everything 186 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,040 you said. Facts. 187 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,800 Well, it really means a lot to to both myself. 188 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,040 And she's like your Bob, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. 189 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:03,600 Of course. You know, you know, facts. 190 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,200 Well, I didn't really like you much either. 191 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,200 I'll be honest with you. I thought you were kind of a 192 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:16,160 good bang. I've gotten to know you. 193 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,240 You know, you're just, you're just an awkward guy, you know, 194 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,840 with big shoes to fill that you know, you did. 195 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:28,360 I love you. I love you time with the some 196 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,040 time with the Ram Ranch might help you, but you know we'll 197 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:36,360 help you out. I guess I like you too a little 198 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,880 bit there, Doctor Bob. I'm not quite at the love you 199 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,040 stage yet, but I might be someday. 200 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,800 I love everybody. This is definitely better than 201 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,320 we've seen in Season 5 was joined with things. 202 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,200 I was sensing a lot of power wells. 203 00:11:56,560 --> 00:12:03,000 Power wells. Power wells. 204 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:07,080 Yeah, that. Well, I made a cinnamon roll for 205 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:11,040 everybody and nobody thanked me. But you know, it's a thankless 206 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,080 job that we do. I never got. 207 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,080 One. Yeah, me either. 208 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,640 I don't think I might have. Made one for the homeless guy 209 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,280 and. He was a homeless guy. 210 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,680 Oh yeah. Mean boy. 211 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,040 He was a. Home homeless gym. 212 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,200 You stole mine, your fruitcake. I do you made. 213 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,560 It for me, Then you stole it. You made it for me and you stole 214 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,040 it. I made another one for you. 215 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,720 I love you. I love you. 216 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:43,840 I love. Everybody listen, we, we 217 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,440 appreciate you guys and and just because your sentence is ending 218 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:51,200 doesn't mean that your career with us has to, you know, for a 219 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,840 lot of years. We'd we'd like to to offer you, 220 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,560 you know, positions within the within the facility, you know, 221 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,280 within the foundation. Survive when? 222 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,480 You survive, you know, you still got, you know, at least at least 223 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,640 one, maybe 2 depending on some things and some stuff. 224 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:15,040 So, but you know, we'd, we'd, we'd, we'd, we'd love to have 225 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,120 you. Are you true and for real? 226 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,600 Like janitorial work or like? You guys have proven that you 227 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,520 can handle yourself and in tough and and stressful situations. 228 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,200 You, you clearly, you know, navigate your way through a, 229 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,360 through a, through instances and everything else. 230 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,680 And so, you know, I, I don't see why you couldn't be on, you 231 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:42,880 know, some of the, some of the strike teams or maybe security 232 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,120 or you know. Wow. 233 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,040 Hey, Bob. Hey, Doctor. 234 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,800 Bob. Yeah, I want your job. 235 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,440 Well, you don't. No, no, no. 236 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. 237 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,680 I'm taking your job. If I have to kill you to do it, 238 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,400 I will. And. 239 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:04,720 That's why I rolled melee for 15I grabbed Bob by the throat. 240 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,400 Well, hold on. And I snap his neck. 241 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:12,880 No, no. Hold on, hold on. 242 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,800 Lose your horses. Yeah. 243 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:22,080 No, you don't do that. I beat both your roles. 244 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:32,560 No, you didn't. He's been a + 30, you see? 245 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,720 So you, you didn't. You didn't miss Jack. 246 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,480 Jack. Who's Jackie? 247 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,240 What? Doped him off a horse one time. 248 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,480 Doctor Bob blocks your punch and chops you. 249 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:49,880 Right in the throat was there. A comma in that sentence. 250 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:57,840 Yeah. Poor damage, you know I don't. 251 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:01,080 I don't think so, Jack. We ain't doing that. 252 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,960 I catch Bean as he stumbles a little bit. 253 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,280 Catch him outside, how about that? 254 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,960 Why you got to be like that bean? 255 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:14,520 I love you. Ironically, Bean is the only one 256 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:21,400 that Doctor Bob actually. Likes Sip your coffee, get 257 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,960 happy. Bean bean you. 258 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:26,760 Got so much to live for. I think Bean needs a snickles 259 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,440 because you're not you when you're hungry. 260 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,520 Hey beanie boy. Otherwise he goes around trying 261 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,120 to swap the crap out of people. Boy, why don't you try and get? 262 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,920 Me. That's just another cog in the 263 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,680 in the foundation wheel that killed my family. 264 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,960 I'm done with. It killed your family. 265 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,480 They're all alive. They work for the Foundation. 266 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,760 Why didn't you tell him that before? 267 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,960 Well, it needed a no basis. He didn't need to know. 268 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,760 I feel like I can work intelligence in this voice. 269 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,120 Well, you can work something in this place. 270 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,840 Yeah. So listen, let me tell you what, 271 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,520 Bea. I love your death. 272 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,400 OK? So I'm going to have one of my 273 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,200 special friends come and visit you. 274 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,760 Love him so much. OK. 275 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,680 No, I don't want any of your friends. 276 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,840 To visit me maybe? Talk about the masochist. 277 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,040 He likes it. Maybe we all need. 278 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,520 To I almost feel like we all need to give being a group hug. 279 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,600 I'm good. Beta beta. 280 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,160 It's only alpha for an alpha man. 281 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,560 Sounds like a beta move. You can only do it if you are if 282 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:48,160 your shorts are off. And you guys are close jump. 283 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:54,000 Set your windows you dumb whore. Wait, what? 284 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,520 I was uncalled for it. You cut out. 285 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,160 You cut out a little bit. I didn't catch that. 286 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,120 Catch that. What'd you say? 287 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:05,680 Open the door or are we going to start throwing rocks at your 288 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,480 windows? You dumb. 289 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,839 Whore. That makes much sense. 290 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,440 All right, guys, now listen, we got like baby one biggest time 291 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,119 it comes to the pipeline. All right, we got we got some 292 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:21,680 big stuff coming our way. Particularly. 293 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:26,920 You know, we got this, this one guy and he, he. 294 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,800 He kind of hard to. Kill, to be honest with you. 295 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,000 So we're not trying to kill him. We just want some help studying 296 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,040 him. But like Doctor Bob said, we got 297 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,840 a special boy coming to visit our friend Bean. 298 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,440 OK, He'll be here a little bit later and then, you know, we're 299 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,480 might getting a little bit of mischief maybe. 300 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,360 And then we're kind of see, you know, what happens. 301 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,760 And if nothing happens in like another week, then we'll just go 302 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,120 on our happy wage. That sounds delightful, eh? 303 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,880 Do I have to go? Do I have to go back to prison? 304 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,200 No, no, your your life sentence has been served. 305 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,280 Oh, so I can get off for killing my wife? 306 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,760 Well, I mean, you know, you've got to face your potentiality of 307 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,200 death, but yeah. Oh yeah, I face that every day 308 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,720 with a smile. So I can I can finally warm flee 309 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,320 in my hometown in Ohio after scalping all the woo Boo boots. 310 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:26,640 Yeah, yeah, you you can. You can join the foundation too 311 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,480 if you like. What's funny is that they never 312 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,960 seize my assets so I will go home and my warehouse would 313 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,120 still be full. Oh yeah. 314 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,280 They'll probably. Put you on a sexual predator 315 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,760 list though. Why? 316 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,000 There was nothing sexual about it. 317 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,920 Gates and giggles. Be funny, it'd. 318 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,640 Be kind of funny. I feel like this is. 319 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,560 I feel like this is blackmail. Oh, shoot, hold on. 320 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,720 Sorry there, Bean. And Doctor Bob picks up the 321 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,080 entire couch while Bean's on it, and he grabs a piece of paper 322 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,080 that fell underneath it and sets the couch back down. 323 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,360 I knew you were on. I knew you were on a super 324 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,960 soldier serum. What? 325 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,080 Oh, what you're talking? About Listen fellas, I'll be in 326 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,240 my office if you want to come talk to me about some creepy 327 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,240 stuff that you saw last week. And and you know. 328 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,600 Decompress a little bit, I'll be in there. 329 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,680 But you guys are free to kind of like roam around and kind of do 330 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:27,120 whatever you want, within reason, of course, And all 331 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,600 right, we'll see a little bit. See boys, you know? 332 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:36,760 Bye. Jeez. 333 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:41,120 I just ran off it. I run into Bob's office and I 334 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,840 attack him again, only to be. Thwarted and. 335 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,880 Laid him down. Superman in my life, I don't 336 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,560 actually. You will die, Bob. 337 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:54,560 You will die. He treats you like a dad, you 338 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,560 know, wrestling with a toddler. Holds the top. 339 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,840 It's okay buddy, just calm down on the floor. 340 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,160 Just a hand on the head patting my hair while I'm laying in the 341 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:10,880 floor crying. Here's this coffee machine. 342 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,400 It makes anything. Yeah, you make anything? 343 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,200 I wonder if it can make a double Chai latte. 344 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:25,160 As soon as you hit the button it cup kind of materializes there 345 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:31,480 and the nicest, warmest home comforting smell hits your 346 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:37,400 nostrils and it's it pours you a cup of liquid. 347 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,760 It's just like the cup that Ma used to make. 348 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,040 That smells like sugar, I ordered. 349 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,960 It with 26 grams of sugar in it I like. 350 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,320 Trying to kill your body. I know my body is OK with it. 351 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,560 I talked with it. I walk over to the machine and I 352 00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,120 just take in protein. Protein. 353 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,080 Just protein. Thing A meat falls out. 354 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,800 No. Liquid. 355 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,680 Liquid meat. Just a it. 356 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,320 Looks like poop though. It's just. 357 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,120 Like clear? Liquid protein. 358 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,800 Like ice cream? A clear sludge like just pours 359 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,280 into a Styrofoam cup. Yeah, see, this is a man's drink 360 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,800 and I throw back. Well, you try to throw it back 361 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,040 and you you kick it back and it kind of just sits in the cup and 362 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,840 kind of. Sludge it really like. 50 in 363 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,600 your mouth. It's like a self-control or 364 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,440 like. Check. 365 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,480 It's like. It's like it's like putting. 366 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,840 It's sludge. What do you say A will check? 367 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,360 A will check. Yeah. 368 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,520 Hey, are you machine? Yeah, you pass you, you drink 369 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,360 the protein. Yeah, don't like it. 370 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,520 He has to choose as well to drink his protein shake. 371 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,280 Are you willing? Yeah. 372 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,280 It tastes like a 1980s protein shake, nothing but chalk and 373 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,920 butt. Where we fulfilling? 374 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,560 Yeah, it's like he just drank a shot. 375 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,360 Yeah, I'd like the. I'd like the order. 376 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,200 The last thing that Doctor Bob had. 377 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,720 Last thing, Doctor. Bob. 378 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:22,800 Does it have a history? It's a It's like I'm eating pure 379 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,800 radiation. Yeah. 380 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,360 It dispenses a cup and a pink liquid dispenses into it. 381 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,040 What? All right, I'm going to go. 382 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,160 That's his gay juice. That's what makes him gay. 383 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,280 I'm going to take it here to Doctor Bob. 384 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,000 You're going to take it to Doctor Bob. 385 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:48,040 Yeah. Oh, what you got there, buddy? 386 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,120 This was the last thing that you ordered out of the the coffee 387 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:56,120 machine there in the the cafeteria commissary. 388 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,840 Yeah. Yeah, I just recognized this is 389 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,320 my way of saying, you know, here. 390 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,600 I like you too. Oh well, no, I don't. 391 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,560 I'm you can, you can drink it. I don't. 392 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,680 No. It's I got it for you, Doctor. 393 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,480 Oh, oh, OK. All right. 394 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,360 He takes it from you and a little unwillingly and kicks it 395 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,560 back. And he has this like, just 396 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,280 terrible taste in his mouth kind of look on his face. 397 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,080 What? What is that by the way? 398 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,720 His his pupils grow to the size of saucers. 399 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,760 They get you get real big and then real narrow all of a 400 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,320 sudden. What did I do? 401 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,000 You swear that you see like his mustache hair start to grow a 402 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,160 little bit longer. What? 403 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,480 That's ammo? Did I miss it by that much 404 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:52,040 again? Oh no, he. 405 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,640 Runs back into the bathroom. Oh no. 406 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,320 Oh, I will feel good guys. Roll the 15 in visual. 407 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,480 Signals. To mouth because Jacob's 408 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,120 standing in the doorway. OK. 409 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,560 I'm trying to make him remember to say thank you. 410 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,880 Well, he ran into the bathroom. Say thanks, hey. 411 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,360 Appreciate it. Doctor Bob, is is there 412 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,800 something I can do for you? No, no, just give me a minute. 413 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,120 I love it. The greatest thing I've ever 414 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:36,480 drank. Bean, would you like to try some 415 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,560 pure protein? You. 416 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,680 Know why not? Cool. 417 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:51,080 It's again a clear slop, drenched in mayonnaise. 418 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,680 Drenched. In mayonnaise. 419 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,160 My uncle was a one of my uncles was a bodybuilder in the 80s. 420 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,560 I'm used to these protein shakes and I throw it back like 421 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,720 nothing. It's not a. 422 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,440 Shame in the glass now it's. Quite literally just pure 423 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:09,320 molecule protein. It is not a shake, it is just 424 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:14,680 the molecule of protein. OK, so I throw that in the 425 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:20,120 garbage. I go in my cell and I start 426 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,840 doing pull ups again. Will we fill the gains? 427 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:30,400 You notice instant gains. Instant gains, in fact. 428 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,040 Why don't you go? Ahead. 429 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:37,560 And add AD 8 to your strength. I see him, I see him with his 430 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:45,760 instant gains and I run back and I do I need to do a wheel check 431 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,240 to see if I can take it? Yeah, please do. 432 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:53,480 It's like that one video of it's a it's a meme of this dude on a 433 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,560 mega and he's like hanging on his like door frame and he does 434 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,240 a pull up but he goes like through his door frame upwards. 435 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,440 It's a similar thing there. Yeah. 436 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,000 I go back to my cell and start working out too. 437 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,440 Go ahead and add AD 8 to yours as well. 438 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,600 Yay. Maxwell You hear a giant 439 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,680 commotion coming out of the out of the bathroom and a lot of 440 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:23,320 like and the. Father. 441 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:28,640 The door the door flies open and there's smoke all in the 442 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,920 bathroom and out steps a very young and. 443 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,240 Fit. Looking man, that looks exactly 444 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:43,400 like Doctor Bob. What the demo? 445 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,240 You gave me youth juice there, Maxwell. 446 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Yeah. I, I take that, I take that 447 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,480 about once every six months and I just had a dose yesterday. 448 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,480 Well now I'm I'm back to 18 year old doctor, Doctor Bob. 449 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,360 Bob. Well, maybe I should have drank 450 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,880 some of that then. I got demoted to Doctor Robert. 451 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,960 Now I. Good for you doc. 452 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,480 How old are you? Oh well, I kind of stopped 453 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:24,480 counting after 300. Well, seems like a three. 454 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,360 No, no, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. 455 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,480 I'm going to be. This is nice facts. 456 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,880 Well. What are you meaning? 457 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,640 Well, no, I mean, I was just going to say I figured if you 458 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,240 were 300 years old, you'd be a little smarter, but you probably 459 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,160 hide your intelligence. Yeah, I'm probably stupid a lot. 460 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,200 Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. 461 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:52,840 Yeah, okay, wow, all right, good talking with you. 462 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,120 Sorry if I messed anything up. No, no you didn't. 463 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,440 It's just gonna be weird getting a new ID, that's all. 464 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,160 And buy the drink at the bar because now I'm not old enough. 465 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,120 He's been looks maxing it. Oh, what the hell? 466 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,520 What the heck? That stink. 467 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,320 Oh, oh, oh, hey, you're right. Just. 468 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,160 Like kind of like walks in, not really say anything, but he's 469 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,120 like posted up that's. The door frame. 470 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,880 Oh, I see you got some big muscles. 471 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:28,600 That's that's kind of hot. It's very attractive to have 472 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,480 these big muscles. Yeah, yeah. 473 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,040 I'm going to have all the ladies now. 474 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,680 Sure. OK, Yeah. 475 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,880 Oh hey, actually we got a lady prisoner coming back in today. 476 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,480 Oh, will we? Maybe I need to turn on my 477 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,600 charms? Well, find some and you can turn 478 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,080 them on I guess. I always have my charms. 479 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,160 My grandma used to say that I'm a very handsome young man. 480 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,360 You can. You can get a cup of those 481 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,920 charms. You can get a cup of those 482 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,200 charms from the from the coffee machine, I'm sure. 483 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,160 And I'm not talking about wookie charms info. 484 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,400 What are you rolling demolitions? 485 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,640 For. Who's doing? 486 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,880 What? Wow, the conference room. 487 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,280 Jacob just suddenly has a fire axe that he found and he's 488 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,000 chopping off the legs. The office table. 489 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,720 See. Him starting to make a campfire. 490 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,160 It's the only way I could find it. 491 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,920 It's walnut Menai's pill do. Whoa, hey, whoa. 492 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,080 A guard comes in the room. What are you doing? 493 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,480 Well, I'm making a campfire here for me and my friends. 494 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,720 I'm making a Cinnabon like glaze Oakwood. 495 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,760 Slap it. Doesn't sound bad, but why? 496 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,360 Why are you? Why are you chopping the we 497 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,240 could have got you. Yeah, we could have got you 498 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,640 word. OK, I just needed some lumber. 499 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:05,840 Enough for a campfire. Love lava marshmallows roasted 500 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,160 on the in the flame. OK, OK. 501 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,840 All right. Perfectly golden brown. 502 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,880 Can you hear me? Can you hear me? 503 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,480 The Axe D class. I wasn't, no. 504 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,400 No, no, no. I wasn't planning on hurting 505 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,600 anybody with it. We don't know that. 506 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,200 Oh. No, you know. 507 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,640 Me. Yeah. 508 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:31,680 No, I don't know you. The 20. 509 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,240 There's a there's a spout of drool. 510 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,320 I'd say he feels threatened. Unintentional. 511 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,000 It's. A psychopath. 512 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,240 He's having a relapse. He takes. 513 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,240 He takes his baton. Out and he's. 514 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,560 Like, Oh no. I'm sorry. 515 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,000 Drop. Drop the axe. 516 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,720 Right now or you're gonna get. It I'm giving it to you, he. 517 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,080 Takes the. Axe from you and pushes you away 518 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,520 under. Under his breath. 519 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,840 As he walks away, he's a freaking psychopath. 520 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,000 I'm. Sorry for the. 521 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,680 Misunderstanding, eh? You're my friend, I love you. 522 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,400 From from. Down the hall. 523 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,080 Since you're in this room down the hall, you. 524 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,240 Hear Kind. Of like a a weird almost like a 525 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,400 puppy dog noises right, like sniffing and kind of like a like 526 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,000 you know, you know how like the puppies kind of like make like 527 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,720 that little growling noise like when they're kind of being 528 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,920 playful and things. Do I hear this? 529 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,960 Yes, everybody. Hears it in the conference. 530 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,680 Room. Oh man, puppy breath. 531 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,560 Jacob runs full Sprint into. The Hall. 532 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,440 All right. Where is the. 533 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,240 Puppy dog anybody? Else follow him. 534 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,840 Yeah, wait a minute. What? 535 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,600 Happened to the fellow that was in this room. 536 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,120 I was just getting ready to talk to him. 537 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,880 He's carrying one of the detached. 538 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:53,040 Table legs. You guys. 539 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,480 Are out of the room because. You think you hear puppies? 540 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,760 I'm more of a wizard person, but I. 541 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,400 Do like myself a little doll what you see. 542 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:08,520 Is he's about like a meter tall, So what about 3 feet? 543 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,360 33 ish feet typically. And he's about 2 1/2 meters 544 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,160 wide. It's about 6 foot wide. 545 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,480 And he's made out of like, like the consistency of play dough. 546 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,560 But he's very much like, he's like gelatin essentially when 547 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,040 he's translucent and he's orange and Oh my goodness, he's so. 548 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,760 Freaking cute. Actually, no, he's more of like 549 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,320 the. Consistency of like peanut 550 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,520 butter, like nice and thick. Oh yeah. 551 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:42,120 I wonder how it tastes. All I need is a piece of toast. 552 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,440 Yeah. And he kind of like he. 553 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,680 Kind of stops in his tracks and. Gives you a a weird look, but it 554 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,840 almost sounds so cute. Almost sounds like he's panting. 555 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,440 Almost. It's adorable. 556 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,640 Everybody. Roll. 557 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:02,280 Me a 1D4. Yeah, a 1D4. 558 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:09,600 OK. 34. 4. 33. 2:00 Nice. OK, good. 559 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:14,320 We got a little bit of variety. So Brett, when you are around 560 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,040 him, he smells just. Like. 561 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,720 Bacon to you. Bacon, Bacon. 562 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,320 Meat. Full protein. 563 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,320 Oh Jesus, I mean. And. 564 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,200 Both Faxwell and Jacob to you guys. 565 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,520 He smells just like chocolate, all kind of smooth. 566 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,640 Like. Chocolate bite. 567 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,440 The. Dubai. 568 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,720 Stuff. Pretty good and being. 569 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,240 To you he smells exactly like fresh laundry. 570 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,560 I would take that. Over bacon. 571 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,560 Bacon would be a confusing. Odor and. 572 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:55,400 He sees you guys and his his eyes kind of light up and he his 573 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,040 tongue is hanging out of his mouth because he's paying and. 574 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,600 We are facts. Well. 575 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:13,880 Roll. For I don't want to. 576 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,159 Flavor it. Yeah, maybe Strength. 577 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,480 Roll for strength. All right. 13. 578 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,280 OK. So. 579 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,440 He he jumps on top of you. Whoa, little buddy. 580 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:34,400 He weighs 120 lbs. And in his gelatinous mass, he 581 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,360 kind of starts almost like enveloping you kind of. 582 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,360 So you're getting stuck in him and he's. 583 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,760 Like looking at. You and it kind of feels as he's 584 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,199 as he's like wrapping around your waist, like it feels like 585 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,000 he's like tickling you almost you feel like little fingers 586 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,320 tickling you. Oh. 587 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:57,320 So so what's my general state in? 588 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,680 All of this. Do I feel do I feel threatened 589 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,400 or does this feel good like you feel an? 590 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:12,440 Intense amount of happiness and like, just like imagine if you 591 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:17,800 would if you went into a room and there was like 10 like 592 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,840 golden retriever puppies and they were just mauled you and 593 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,080 they, they took you to the ground and they're licking your 594 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,760 face and they're licking you all over. 595 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,120 In that case, I don't. Want this to end? 596 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,920 And then, then he sees, he sees Brett. 597 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,120 And so then he. Jumps over to him real quick. 598 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,880 No come back. It's. 599 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,320 Puppy, puppy, we're each. Going to turn it. 600 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,040 And then? Yeah, no, he's not doing the. 601 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,000 Same you. And then he jumped. 602 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,360 Oh yeah, no, you, you. Definitely. 603 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,600 Would I moved it just in time? No. 604 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,960 I didn't realize he was jumping to me first. 605 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,080 Yeah. No, no, he's, he's, he's jumping 606 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,520 to. He's I moved him too fast, he 607 00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,200 jumps to Jacob 1st and starts enveloping you. 608 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,840 All three of you really are kind of being enveloped in the same 609 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,320 It's so. Wonderful. 610 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,800 Oh, it's. Not that I take a wish. 611 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,160 When you say that he. Immediately let's go of you and 612 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,640 and stops tickling you. Oh. 613 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,600 And he starts. To. 614 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,160 Recede from you. Oh, I I. 615 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,560 Didn't mean. Anything by it? 616 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,200 Well, he just doesn't want to hurt you. 617 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,240 Oh. Man thoughtfully. 618 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,960 And. I'm ready for my. 619 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,760 Turn again I. I I've had him. 620 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,200 On the on like like the sides of his head and it. 621 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,320 Was like a. Like a coup like almost like I 622 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,960 have a baby like. He he, he goes. 623 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,040 Back to. Shape and then. 624 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,760 He locks eyes with Bean. We're going into cuteness 625 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,040 overload. Now bean roll me. 626 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,600 A willpower check. That's what. 627 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,040 I'm sorry, he said. Will right willpower OK. 628 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:02,160 So you do successfully with. Hold. 629 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,960 From completely melting at the side of them. 630 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,160 And your typical beingness. Right, I'm not a big. 631 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,520 You know, I have been around dirty laundry my whole life, so 632 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,320 clean laundry doesn't really have all that effect on me. 633 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,280 Look at him. No way. 634 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,040 Your friend. Absolutely. 635 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,960 Elated with. Him and it seems like this guy 636 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,440 is obsessed with you like he is just locked eyes on you. 637 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,880 He's he's. Inching ever. 638 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,080 He's inching ever so closely to you. 639 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,840 All right, take it. He wants your guy. 640 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,480 He wants to give your kids. Like one of the like one of 641 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,880 those dogs. That are like trying to like 642 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,280 they know that you see them but they're still trying to like 643 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,480 sneak up on you like they're like that low to the ground yeah 644 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,880 so and he's kind of like. He's kind of like pieces of it. 645 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,640 We're kind of like starting to just go across the ground 646 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,280 whatever so slowly he's. Just trying to. 647 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,280 Take it easy. Jacob has a permanent smile. 648 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,960 And he starts to slowly hand bean the table leg that he was 649 00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,920 holding. He's like you. 650 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,760 Play fatcher than me he loves. You. 651 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:09,120 Throwing it, he's just, he's just following. 652 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,440 You down the hallway? I get it. 653 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,760 Yeah, I get it. I'm a lovable. 654 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,320 Guy throw this ticket. Throw it. 655 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,480 He loves it, He's a good boy. Let him love you. 656 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,760 He's the best of. Boys. 657 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,240 He kind of does he. Kind of does that little dog 658 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,680 stance when? They want to play where they 659 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,680 they hunch down, they stick their their back end up in the 660 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,440 air and like, like he's ready for you to play with him in any 661 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,880 second. He likes me to pet his butt. 662 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,040 I don't know why. Why he? 663 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,640 Just likes to. That's to throw the. 664 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,560 Stick. OK, stick down the hall. 665 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,440 He's. Hitting them with the. 666 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,320 In that general direction, I accidentally hit a guard. 667 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,520 It's fine. That's fine. 668 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:44,600 He. He. 669 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,760 Takes off. For the. 670 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,400 Stick. He absorbs it and. 671 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,200 It's inside of him and he comes running back. 672 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,040 I can see it floating. In there right and they kind of 673 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,560 just. On the go. 674 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:08,360 That smells like laundry. I will say. 675 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,320 I would I. Would absolutely melt at the 676 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,840 sight of an IRL CP999. If I ever. 677 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,960 Found an I99. I like good luck. 678 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,680 Get me away from it. Yeah, He he. 679 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,000 Is coming to. Work with me, yeah. 680 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,480 You wouldn't be able to get anything done. 681 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,960 No, you wouldn't, No. So. 682 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,840 Yeah, you're a good. Boy, good job. 683 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,120 Good job on the fetch thing. And with that. 684 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,120 He jumps on. Top of you get. 685 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,600 A buddy. And he? 686 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,720 Doesn't wrap around you, he starts encasing you completely. 687 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,400 And this is how. I die. 688 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,840 OK. Let the love in it. 689 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:55,360 You are. Completely encased inside of 999 690 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,880 and he is tickling you. In. 691 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,960 Every little spot imaginable. I'm not tickled. 692 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,120 That's. Fine, he's still trying. 693 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,960 And the, the, the feeling that you have overall is just this 694 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,640 complete elation. You are not worried about the 695 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:20,640 ghoul that you will be served. You are not worried about about 696 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,280 anything. You're not worried about finding 697 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,080 your brother, you all you feel is just pure, unadulterated 698 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,960 happiness. What, what? 699 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,360 What's this feeling? I don't know. 700 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,080 I don't know what this is. Embrace it, chum. 701 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,840 Oh. Hey, you, you. 702 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,320 Found my little buddy is being a supplement. 703 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,160 Gun. Oh, wait. 704 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,840 Yeah, eat me my. You know, hey, hey, hey, 9, come 705 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:47,240 on. And. 706 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:50,640 He 9 hops. Off of you, but. 707 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,280 Before he leaves. He he comes back over to you and 708 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,320 he takes A, a portion of him, a little piece of him, and he 709 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,120 sticks it in your pocket. B. 710 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,600 He. He. 711 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,400 Comes. Back over to the other three of 712 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,800 you and he kind of wraps you up in a big old hug and once again 713 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,960 you feel a giant sense of elation. 714 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,040 This is acceptable. This is acceptable. 715 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,840 And then he. Follows what's that all the? 716 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,840 Prison time all the. Hardships all the men have had 717 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,280 to kill in in maximum security prison. 718 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,880 It was worth it. It was definitely worth it. 719 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,240 I I, I feel like it's. Not a coincidence that my wife, 720 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:37,480 the level of my life, was Agent 99 and this is SCP-999. 721 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,360 I think we were meant to be together. 722 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,520 Maybe it is her. You know, honestly, life is a. 723 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,800 Cycle. I, I I. 724 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,360 All three of us, me being and facts. 725 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:53,160 Whoa, whoa, we, we watched Dino die and this, it just felt like 726 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,240 it was worth it in the end. I think it probably won't. 727 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,320 Yes, maybe. How do? 728 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,320 How do I get one of those? Oh, you don't. 729 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,200 What? But I want him though. 730 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,800 No, he's he's. Always filled with existential 731 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,280 to. Win. 732 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,720 Your heart drops, so I. Be around him all the time. 733 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,520 I'm dropping my speech impediment. 734 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:25,160 What did he say? Where do I get one of those? 735 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,680 Is he the only IS? He the only one of his kind. 736 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,240 Yeah, he is he. He's he basically just does 737 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:37,000 whatever he wants to. He just makes me want him more. 738 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,920 Eh, he. Kind of just you. 739 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:44,440 Know roams around whenever he feels like it oh here follow me 740 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,760 guys follow me and he runs towards the cafeteria he urges 741 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:55,160 you guys to follow him all right watch this watch this one 742 00:42:55,160 --> 00:43:00,760 Coca-Cola please and it pours out Coca-Cola and then he says 743 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:07,760 Tootsie rolls please and you get Tootsie rolls and then. 9. 99 744 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,360 comes in the room. He's OK, guys, he hands. 745 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,960 Each one of you a. Tootsie roll pop. 746 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,800 He likes Tootsie rolls there. Oh, it's all he eats. 747 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,960 Candy. Maybe we. 748 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,240 Would get him on a better. Diet. 749 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:28,440 Someday, but I unfurl the and I. Hold it out towards. 750 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,800 Him and he jumps up and he. Grabs the Tootsie roll pop from 751 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,200 you and you see it go inside of him and start kind of bubbling 752 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,160 up and he's and. Then. 753 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,200 He hold out, I hold out two hands. 754 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,680 One. Of them has a Tootsie in it. 755 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,560 He grabs both of your. Hands and you feel the slime 756 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,160 kind of work between your fingers back and he pulls the he 757 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,360 pulls it away from you. Oh, he found it here. 758 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,200 And then you hear. Him make like a little happy. 759 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,480 Noise and then. He comes over. 760 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,200 To to you Bean, and he kind of gives you those little puppy dog 761 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,440 eyes. There you go buddy. 762 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,680 I hand him the. Coca-Cola. 763 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,600 Oh, he gave him the Coca-Cola. So. 764 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,720 He takes the Coca-Cola. And then his eyes getting real 765 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:15,800 big and they kind of dilate. Wow. 766 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,520 He pounces on top of. Faxwell grabs. 767 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,960 He grabs the candy. From you and he's kind of 768 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,400 running around the room making a whole bunch of like crazy noises 769 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,480 he's. Super happy, but he's very. 770 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:38,800 Hyper Doctor Bob? Yeah, who is that man? 771 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,880 Over there in the back of the cafetuia. 772 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,280 Oh, little demon boy. Yeah, and he's. 773 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,280 Gone. Yeah, he's he's. 774 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,920 Spawned in. I don't know, It's kind of 775 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,320 weird. What is that? 776 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,080 That's weird. He looks a little like a. 777 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:54,000 Little bit like how I thought my brother would look. 778 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,280 Yeah, we got the chance. To grow up. 779 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,760 I think it's the ghost of. Manny past that doesn't make 780 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,560 sense, Manny. Died. 781 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,200 When he was a baby, why would he miss ghosts be out an adult? 782 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,000 Well, you know, ghosts can do whatever. 783 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,680 They want really. I don't think that's. 784 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,480 How ghosts? Work. 785 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,200 No, you don't. That's. 786 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,360 Not a. That's not a. 787 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,360 Flight. I mean, I'm not a doctor like. 788 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,480 You so I'm not an expert, but no, I'll kill it, don't worry. 789 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,720 OK. You do. 790 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:24,760 What you got to do and? The orange gelatinous being 791 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,800 stops and he after he does, he's done bouncing around for a 792 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,640 little bit and he looks a little queasy. 793 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,560 He turns a little yellow and kind of throws up a little bit 794 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:38,840 on the floor. He. 795 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,800 Made a little messy poo and then he. 796 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,160 He lays like he's he. Becomes flat. 797 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,480 On the ground. Or is someone a whittle? 798 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,000 Tie crash. Is someone a whittle tie? 799 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,800 Or and it's getting to be about that time. 800 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:04,040 Where it's getting a little late in the day and Haggis comes out 801 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,640 and he's all right. Guys got to hit the sack. 802 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,080 We got a fun filled day tomorrow. 803 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,280 Oh, I can't wait. I won't be able to sleep. 804 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:17,400 Oh, I see you met your friend. Our friend, he's he's great. 805 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,280 He's everybody loves him. He's fantastic. 806 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,160 I'm glad you met him today because you'll be you'll be with 807 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,960 What's that? Doctor Bob? 808 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,440 Why do you work so? Much younger. 809 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,600 Maxwell. Here gave me. 810 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,760 A young serum. Oh, yeah, yeah. 811 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,440 I I take it every six months or so. 812 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,680 He's just saying give. Me the last thing. 813 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,560 That Doctor Bob drank and, well, I had to drink it. 814 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:46,080 Oh. How does? 815 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,400 How does one gain? Permissions to acquire that 816 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:53,720 wink. You just got to be smart enough. 817 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:56,240 To ask for it because I have one. 818 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,480 We didn't have that. When we. 819 00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,280 Had to go against the old man. Was it because? 820 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,680 That might affect him. Maybe we could have made him the 821 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,280 young. Man. 822 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:08,480 Or it would have made him all the more powerful they would 823 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,640 have made. Faster. 824 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,280 Maybe not crazy, man. Oh, facts. 825 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,160 Well. I grab facts well and kiss him 826 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,760 flat in the cheek. You Beautiful bastard, you have 827 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,720 crazy ideas. I blush. 828 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,520 Boys. Aren't supposed to kiss? 829 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,120 Boys, but I'm thanks, I guess, I guess. 830 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,680 I'm just picking on you. It's not like a real Oh, OK, 831 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:32,400 good or. Anything. 832 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,360 Oh well in that. Case I'll just. 833 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,840 Return the kiss right on the mouth. 834 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,360 I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk out before they start. 835 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,080 Making out with each other? Oh no. 836 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,560 Kind of. Weird big up starts. 837 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,920 Eating chips. I can't wait to see you guys. 838 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,440 All right, one. Of those chips, Sure. 839 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,600 Sour cream and. Onion. 840 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,520 Brett starts. Doing push ups. 841 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,080 In his cell again and he's like I must make my bloodline mean 842 00:47:55,080 --> 00:48:00,880 something I. Just I'm pretty sure. 843 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,680 I saw a. Ghost that looked like Manny. 844 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,840 I don't know if y'all are messing with me but I he comes 845 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,440 up from time to time. It's OK. 846 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,400 Kill him. What? 847 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:14,440 If he's not hurting anything. Could you just leave him, Let 848 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,880 him run? I mean, OK. 849 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,480 I mean if. He hurts something. 850 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,680 Do what you got to do, but I figured I'd ask. 851 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,560 That's fair. A alpha male. 852 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:30,680 Yeah. What would? 853 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,560 You want too many. Push ups switch up to. 854 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,320 Dips they make you stronger and give you bigger size in in your 855 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,800 yoke area. I would. 856 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,800 Take that into. Consideration and 999. 857 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,480 Follows you being to your cell. He kind of just like goes 858 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,600 between the bars. What's up, buddy? 859 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,400 He's kind. Of he's impointed on. 860 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,600 You and he jumps up. Onto the bed, just kind of 861 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,240 waiting for you, yeah. I'm tired too. 862 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,880 Let's get some shit. I climb in bed. 863 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,040 So, Brett? Yes. 864 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,840 Roll perception for. Me woe perception. 865 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,240 Woe. Perception. 866 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,960 OK. I. 867 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,520 Am going to be woeing perception if I can find it that what is 868 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,960 12? Oh, there was. 869 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:25,160 ADC of. 10 So when you entered your room, something. 870 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,560 Felt. Off. 871 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:31,480 Something feels off. There's the there's a bed. 872 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,760 The bed is normal. Again, the bed is normal. 873 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,880 Again, there's no more dip. There is a. 874 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,280 Pheromone shift in your room? Did they actually? 875 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:48,520 Make the guy shower. I wanted the 20. 6 To identify 876 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,400 smell, you have to identify. The smell. 877 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,120 You. You. 878 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,160 In fact, you. You. 879 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,560 Start going through your recent memories and you remember that 880 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,560 five weeks ago you smelled this exact same smell. 881 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:03,760 When? You. 882 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,720 Had a cellmate next to you by the name of Garlox? 883 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,440 Yes. Do you mean Moiwa? 884 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,040 Because. Garlox was the one that was at 885 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,240 the college then it was 2 weeks earlier I. 886 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:15,760 Apologize. Oh my bad. 887 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,240 I just love her. I can smell the Galax, my mate. 888 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,520 You look at the other bed. And. 889 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,480 There she is. I almost didn't see you because 890 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,800 she's. In the fall. 891 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:37,640 She's in the shadows, She rolls. Forward and. 892 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,080 Rolls out of her. Mouth. 893 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,320 The belly and pin. Go first and then the rest. 894 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:52,520 Of it. Oh. 895 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:58,000 My. Princess. 896 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,320 Princess. Yes, I see you. 897 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,640 Have entered the alpha male's desk. 898 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:08,800 I hope you're. Waiting for the. 899 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:15,640 Weeper cushions. Oh geez. 900 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,360 Yeah, I couldn't. Resist. 901 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:23,880 Oh, come here, you. Will you? 902 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:28,880 OK. I got to be more. 903 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,760 Gentle that next time there's too much killer. 904 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,440 A gentle pouch. You're white. 905 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:41,480 You like my new muscles? My my biceps. 906 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,880 Actually have definition now. Well, it's funny, I know. 907 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,680 I know you're swooning. You thought that I died. 908 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,120 Didn't you? No. 909 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,440 OK. No, OK. 910 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,560 In fact, I missed you this. Entire time it's because you 911 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,560 thought I was dead. No, I missed your presence. 912 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,520 I know I sure did. Who said you were dead? 913 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,760 You're a God when you're not here, eh? 914 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,760 Oh, I'm here. Wait, who's talking? 915 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,720 Oh, that's. He can. 916 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,480 You're standing right on top of the Duaneage, the sound of a 917 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,400 voice through the next cell. So he you probably just hold 918 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,600 Jacob. Oh nice. 919 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,920 It sounds like. Sounds like the Garlox is. 920 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,160 Back, eh? Yeah, I died the. 921 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,160 Old man killed me. The foundation brought me back. 922 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,120 Well, we saw. Some well spent. 923 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,280 I would say it was a. Lot it. 924 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:39,760 Must have used. A lot of. 925 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,640 Resources. There it was almost everything. 926 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,360 They had. Every red sent they must. 927 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,200 They must start 2 fund Wazers, yeah. 928 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:55,680 They had to go fund me just for me. 929 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,760 Well, I will. Say I'm going to cover the vent. 930 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,280 How about? How about you? 931 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:10,520 Say that we finish what we I. Don't. 932 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,320 Want to hear what happens the. Next day I've changed myself. 933 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,120 Very. Guard can. 934 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:21,160 I sleep in the. Conference room tonight, but 935 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,000 that completely. Talk contradicts what? 936 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000 We did back at the college. That's a second. 937 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,720 Chance of life. God punished me because we had 938 00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:32,040 sex before. That's why I died. 939 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,000 From marriage? So you're saying you want some? 940 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,200 Old fashioned coding, yeah. I'm a. 941 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,040 I'm a. I'm a I'm a Proverbs 47 type 942 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:47,440 girl. I love. 943 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,920 Jehovah too. Is it 27 or is it? 944 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,640 31, I can't remember. What's the one about? 945 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,720 27 All right. What's about? 946 00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,760 What's the problem? About the lady that eats too 947 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,840 much food. Confucius. 948 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:10,480 Will we? Yeah, the. 949 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,560 Blueberry. Yeah, you. 950 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:21,240 Got that? I can tell. 951 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,800 You fit that mold in that bed, will we? 952 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,360 Well, it's like it was. Made for me. 953 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,040 It's like it was made for you, yes. 954 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:33,840 Yes, yes, yes. That would be correct. 955 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,720 Would you believe a divine appointment? 956 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,880 And so the. The day passes and you guys wake 957 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:48,520 up for your morning woo woo woo woo and the. 958 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,960 Haggis sits. Sits with you all and he's like 959 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:56,960 all right guys so I'm glad 999's still here glad didn't leave in 960 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:02,000 the middle of the night that would that'll be sad so well 961 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,920 because he just leaves whenever he wants he really only needs an 962 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,600 hour's sleep so we're. Going to. 963 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,000 Do a little experiment today with 999. 964 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,400 I think he makes everybody so happy. 965 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,600 We want to see if he can make some of our STPS that aren't so 966 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,240 happy, happy. Yeah, in fact. 967 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,320 You'll be, you know, Maxwell. That. 968 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:31,000 He absolutely loved the plague. Dr. Well, he didn't seem. 969 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,200 Unhappy. But it might be good for him. 970 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,280 Yeah, it was. It was therapeutic. 971 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:42,320 So we're going. To go take a visit to STP Two 972 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:52,880 Yeah, you know that's crazy. This 682 so yeah, this which one 973 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,880 that you guys? Consume all your. 974 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:59,480 Gruel. Collector. 975 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,360 Haggis I? Think you mean gruel. 976 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,680 Yes, Gruel. Yes. 977 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,120 Yes. Yes, OK. 978 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,720 So. All right, follow me, boys. 979 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:13,800 He starts leading down the hallway you LED. 980 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,040 Into a familiar. Room. 981 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,440 If you remember correctly, it was. 982 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,080 I get an ominous feeling in here. 983 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,320 Eh. Oh, this one, this is. 984 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:26,600 Exactly what you like to sell. In for SAP 173 this is what Dino 985 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,800 died. Yes, this where Dino died. 986 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,280 I don't see. SAP 173. 987 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,760 In here, well, it's very dark over in the corner. 988 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:41,920 All right, 173, No 17, this is not 173 cell, no, probably the 989 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,520 same. That's what I was saying. 990 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,280 Identical, yes. But it is very dark over in the 991 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,800 corner and if you guys would all roll me a perception roll real 992 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,240 quick 17. EH17 not. 993 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,160 Great, not terrible. I. 994 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,920 Don't see anything. I got the highest there. 16 995 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,040 How's she? Going so. 996 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:07,000 Everybody but Faxwell, because Faxwell is trying to pet 9990. 997 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,800 Yeah. You know it. 998 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,600 Come. Here. 999 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,840 Boy. Everybody else. 1000 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,720 What? What is it, 6? 1001 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,480 Yeah. Everybody, everybody else sees 1002 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:22,840 682 over in the corner and. He is a. 1003 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:27,320 Very, very large reptile like creature. 1004 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,640 You can kind of tell when he's kind of moving around. 1005 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,760 He, he looks extremely smart, like just kind of how he's 1006 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:41,840 observing you. And he's, yeah, he's just this 1007 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:46,120 giant, giant, giant lizard. Well, he's always a reptile type 1008 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,400 of. Person, I don't. 1009 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,680 Like how he's mugging? Me. 1010 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,520 Oh, he's, he's definitely. Mean. 1011 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,560 Mugging you? He's mean mugging me. 1012 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:57,080 What did I do to him? You hear him talk. 1013 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,360 To you and he says. Why? 1014 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:00,560 Why? What? 1015 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,040 Because I feel like. He can speak. 1016 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,960 Yeah, he can speak. I'm not surprised by. 1017 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,600 What's wrong, dear bud? Why are? 1018 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,680 You. Here. 1019 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,480 Oh. Well. 1020 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,000 I'll just take point on this one. 1021 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,840 My name is Jacob Hockey and we, we just come here to make you 1022 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,040 happy. That's all I really want to do. 1023 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,600 Me and my friends here, we were sent here. 1024 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,960 Just to talk. To you all, I do. 1025 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,400 Is. Dream of you. 1026 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,880 Where did you grow up? Yeah. 1027 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:35,120 It was a childhood. What the humans? 1028 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:40,200 Terrible. Oh well, I'm really sorry for 1029 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,280 the terrible humans. I'm on their behalf. 1030 00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:53,400 Would you like to talk about? It especially the really. 1031 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,520 Happy 1. Winter. 1032 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,080 Autumn. Been just singing. 1033 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,040 To the 999 over there, you know I actually didn't. 1034 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,440 Even notice but been has a smile on his face and I don't know how 1035 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:10,040 to feel about it. I think he's falling in love. 1036 00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,280 With it, What's up? What's up Blizzard? 1037 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:18,320 Boy, how's it going? Buddy I need. 1038 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,840 To live. With you. 1039 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,560 And. 68U. Is going. 1040 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:29,880 To take a lunge at you, but 999 steps in the way and completely 1041 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:34,840 envelops 682. And. 1042 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,360 World, there's a song. That was singing. 1043 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:44,000 Come on, get happy, you start. Hearing. 1044 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,680 What it's it? Starts out as a small little 1045 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:51,880 chuckle and then turns into a very wild laughter and it's 682 1046 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,800 laughing and enjoying himself is 999. 1047 00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:01,840 Tickles him and all of a sudden there's like this complete wave 1048 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,160 that pulses off. Of 682. 1049 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:09,920 And 999 and it throws all of you to the floor and all the lights. 1050 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,480 All the lights in the. Facility go down and then they 1051 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,800 come back up but all of you when that wave rushes over you feel 1052 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,240 complete happiness this is right where I want to be I. 1053 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,480 Love this. This is. 1054 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,520 Truly better than. Me selling woo Boo boo's whole 1055 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,440 pop. I'm. 1056 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,960 Just going to lay there. On the ground and let it. 1057 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,080 Soak you. This is better than. 1058 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:38,720 The. Super Nintendo, I've never seen 1059 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:44,920 Bean so happy 999. Slinks off of 682 and comes back 1060 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:56,240 to Bean Wow. 62 goes back. To the corner and he he's kind 1061 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:59,480 of happy and and laughing to himself a little bit I. 1062 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,560 Wish I had the. Strange. 1063 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,200 Little show and then I don't. Know what's so freaking? 1064 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:11,600 Funny, but this is so funny. Tell myself that I can't hold 1065 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:16,480 out forever and he's. Like guys, there's a containment 1066 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,080 break. That wave the containment 1067 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:25,840 breaks. Oh, my pants are dry. 1068 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:29,360 Eh. Bye containment breachy, hope 1069 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,320 you have a good. Day. 1070 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:34,600 Have a beautiful time. I love you even as I. 1071 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:40,000 Wonder I'm keeping you in safe. I'm hanging on the bars swinging 1072 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,360 like singing in the rain. You're a candle in the wind. 1073 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,160 You're in a cool dark when it's night. 1074 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,360 This. Is odd. 1075 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:54,120 I'm getting. Closer than I ever thought I 1076 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:58,840 might. It's too upset. 1077 01:01:58,840 --> 01:01:59,720 Can't fight. This. 1078 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:05,000 Feeling anymore a tear? Rolls down to his. 1079 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,840 Cheek would. I. 1080 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,280 Stop fighting for. Pulls. 1081 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,400 Haggis against the bars, kisses him on the cheek and then throws 1082 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,960 them away. Time to pull the ship into the 1083 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:21,080 shore and throw with your forever wet. 1084 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,360 So happy that he's going to. Go into the shower and he's 1085 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,680 going to start doing the Maniac song dance. 1086 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,320 I'm going to take out the lighter from. 1087 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,680 The college that I had, and I'm going to, I'm going to wave it 1088 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:36,520 in the air. Jacob's gonna sit on the bed. 1089 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,600 And pop a few ketamine that he took from the college. 1090 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,920 They were under his genie. Wow, we were having such a 1091 01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,080 wholesome. Moment, moment, moment. 1092 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,920 Ketamine. Our. 1093 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,480 Drugs Day. Always. 1094 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,320 Like my drugs with a little. More bite day. 1095 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,240 What's wrong with the classics but? 1096 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,120 Jacob, is that you are here popping. 1097 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,680 Ketamine in the cell next to me? No. 1098 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:22,560 No, hey, hey, 9999 slide. Into Jacob's slide into Jacob's 1099 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,840 cell and steal those. He doesn't need those. 1100 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:27,800 Those are bad for him buddy. Go get him goes. 1101 01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,080 Through the. Ventilation. 1102 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:34,280 Have some too, it pops up. Wraps you up, I give. 1103 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,360 Them all I have. Don't take them. 1104 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,360 Don't take the. Ketamine starts dissolving. 1105 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,240 Just. Watch Just watch them down the. 1106 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,800 Toy Yeah, I feel like I'm. Going through the ceiling there, 1107 01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:51,280 bud. Haggis comes running. 1108 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:55,240 Back and guys, we got a lot of control. 1109 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,800 No worries. No worries. 1110 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,800 Yeah, What happened? Oh, you got a wave? 1111 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:04,240 It knocked out all the power so a bunch of SEP's got out. 1112 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,680 Oh man, surprised. You didn't. 1113 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,360 Use us to help. It's OK, it's. 1114 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,200 OK, we got it. We got, we took care of it. 1115 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,240 We took care. We're just we're just D class. 1116 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:18,320 Which ones got out? See here. 109 guys out. 1117 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:26,560 Yeah, he's bad and he killed a lot of people I see here. 82 got 1118 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,600 out. Send me after I'm. 1119 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:29,640 Haggy. I got. 1120 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:33,400 This. Hey, hey, I appreciate it. 1121 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,880 But we we got it all. Oh. 1122 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,160 Good on you guys. You guys are awesome. 1123 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,000 You're the best. We something for once. 1124 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,520 Nice. I'm. 1125 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,280 Proud of you guys, Proud of you. I'm. 1126 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:50,160 Here. I see a 49 guy out. 1127 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,320 He's not the black doctor. Yeah, he got out. 1128 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,200 He started. Operating on everybody, it's 1129 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,640 crazy at. Least we're all safe. 1130 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:00,480 Hunky. Yeah. 1131 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:06,320 Yeah, it's pretty. Great, pretty great. 105 guy. 1132 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:09,280 Loud. Who else? 1133 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,480 Oh. 44. 90. Seven he got out he's like the 1134 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:18,880 chef right he's crazy and he he grabbed his knife or scary knife 1135 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:26,280 be scary and that's that's that's 668 Oh man, it was bad 1136 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:29,720 but it's OK we got it we got it sounds like a hoot and a. 1137 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,880 Half. Oh, it was half a hoot. 1138 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,200 All right. You guys that big name? 1139 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:40,760 Is 682 kiss him shut eye. That's really the last thing I 1140 01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:45,000 had for you guys. So yeah, we'll kind of you see 1141 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,520 how the next week goes. Hopefully it goes pretty smooth, 1142 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:53,120 right? I don't think I've ever heard 1143 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,520 him laugh. Like, ever. 1144 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,960 Ever. In like 20 seasons. 1145 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,400 He takes off. And the lights. 1146 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,360 Go down in the facility and but. All of a sudden. 1147 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,360 Well, it's, you know, night time and okay, the. 1148 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:12,280 Powder outage. No, no. 1149 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,600 No, no, no. Okay, the. 1150 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:15,760 I'm. Still. 1151 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,560 High, I feel. This is perfect. 1152 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:23,360 Mood Whiting for the Princess. Oh, I told you. 1153 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,880 I've saved myself for marriage, paid a cuddle. 1154 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,160 Make an. Honest woman. 1155 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:34,600 Out of me 999 keep him at. Arms length there call call me 1156 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,840 the call. Me the judge, because I am a 1157 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:43,040 very good at quoting. Because he realized. 1158 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:46,680 That he hasn't introduced. Himself to Garlock, and he he. 1159 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,760 Tries. To map around her and he he 1160 01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,280 can't, he can't make. I was just going to make the 1161 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,880 joke. That she's 99. 9 He can't spread 1162 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:56,720 himself. Enough to. 1163 01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:59,920 To envelope her so he he stops and. 1164 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:03,160 Defeat and kind. Of looks over it Brett, and kind 1165 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:06,200 of shrugs what kind of shoulders he has and takes back off down 1166 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:10,240 the drain pipe. What's up buddy? 1167 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,560 Good. Job proud of you he. 1168 01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:13,720 Gives you a. He gives you a good. 1169 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,960 Old lick Faxwell and runs back sweet oh. 1170 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,160 I pull a Pixie stick out of my. Pocket that. 1171 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,480 I stole the coffee machine. Yeah, he tackles you. 1172 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:23,120 There you go, buddy. There you go. 1173 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:28,240 He's a good, that's a good boy. At at 3:00 in the morning, 1174 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:32,240 though, you're awoken to all kinds of klaxons going off. 1175 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:35,920 Red lights. Red lights going all. 1176 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:39,600 Over the place and good old Haggis comes on. 1177 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,960 He's gosh, yeah, all your cell doors. 1178 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,840 Open. Up guys, meet me in the in the 1179 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:47,200 conference real quick alpha. Male. 1180 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,960 Boynton. Olli alpha male Boynton. 1181 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,640 Olli, come on, 99 let's. Go get him. 1182 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,440 Let's make it happen here. OK. 1183 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,040 And. A beautiful. 1184 01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:00,520 Morning. It's not beautiful. 1185 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,160 It's nothing beautiful. My day crush me. 1186 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,200 This is bad. I've got a beautiful. 1187 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:12,240 Feeling everything's going my way and haggis is noticeably. 1188 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:15,480 Distraught. His hair is not his normal kept 1189 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,880 Afro. It's kind of just all frizzy and 1190 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,319 crazy. He's still wearing his pajamas. 1191 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:25,120 He's got those like really fancy silk like button up pajamas, 1192 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:31,520 like a matching like pants and and top and what are what are 1193 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:36,000 with swippers more quite though the swippers they they they 1194 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,200 they're fluffy and they're they're white. 1195 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:40,880 What it was great. I. 1196 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,399 Guess I will I. Will help you with. 1197 01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:45,520 Anything, anything you need if you give me those swippers. 1198 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,760 You're kind of a prisoner. I can make you do whatever I 1199 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,160 want. Fair enough. 1200 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:54,800 What's going on, Director? All right, so. 1201 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:57,399 As you guys know, we're not the only site, right? 1202 01:08:57,399 --> 01:09:00,279 You guys ran across Site 18 in Indiana, right? 1203 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:08,760 So Site 13 is it's based in Alaska, OK. 1204 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:13,160 And they house a lot of stuff and we're all kind of connected 1205 01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:16,600 to each other, right? Yeah, different rural roads. 1206 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,200 Yeah, sure. Yeah. 1207 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:25,840 So it's it just, it disappeared. It just, it left, it just gone, 1208 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,560 just forever. Just gone, yeah. 1209 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:36,200 And then it. Reappeared in in Texas by by the 1210 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:39,720 Texas Mexico border. Yeah, just reappeared. 1211 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,840 I know where. It's quite a ways off. 1212 01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:44,479 Yeah, a little. Off and it was. 1213 01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,560 Gone for several hours and I'm judging. 1214 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,279 I'm judging by your. Reactions that this isn't a 1215 01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:52,640 normal thing. No, this is bad. 1216 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:58,480 This is bad. Serious question, so was it. 1217 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:02,840 Just the facility. Or did it incorporate a bit of 1218 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:06,000 the landmass that it set on basically? 1219 01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:09,320 All of it, everything cuz like you know, you were underground 1220 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:15,040 right now, so it was everything. All the underground stuff, all 1221 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,760 the above ground stuff is just gone. 1222 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:20,120 OK, OK, OK. It reappeared. 1223 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:24,760 All the all the SCPS in the house, all the other people that 1224 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:31,200 work, they're gone. And then it reappeared in Texas. 1225 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,920 And we, we, we need some people to go in. 1226 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,920 And yeah, well, it says you don't know if the SCPS have. 1227 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,000 Gotten out if the SCPS. Gotten. 1228 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:44,760 Out if people are still alive, we don't know anything, so no. 1229 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,960 So no contact. With the facility interior, then 1230 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:53,160 it's like the all the power. Is out, so we don't really know 1231 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:57,240 what's going on and so well, you guys are going to go on a little 1232 01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:00,160 trip to Texas. So it sounds like we need to 1233 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,720 make him. Happy and bring oh triple nines 1234 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:04,440 here. Oh no, he stays in the. 1235 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:08,680 Facility he lives in leave no I don't want to leave his sight 1236 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:09,360 like. Ever. 1237 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:13,480 Well, he'll be here. So you can come back all right, 1238 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,720 so. What do we need to do? 1239 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,040 I guess I'm in. We're going to. 1240 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:23,320 We're going to shoot you up and you're going to, we're going to 1241 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,560 enter Site 13 and you're going to report out what you find and 1242 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,200 oh, This is why. He say we're going. 1243 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,560 To shoot up. Yeah. 1244 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,880 Don't. Don't say that. 1245 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,840 Because Jacob was doing ketamine last night. 1246 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:38,480 Wait a minute, wait a minute. I think it's I said be cool man. 1247 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:41,800 Come on, dear bud, I'm obviously joking. 1248 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,240 There's no way you would have ketamine. 1249 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:47,520 Is Abel involved? They did. 1250 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:50,400 How's Abel for a little bit? What? 1251 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,240 No. What's he talking about? 1252 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,520 Wait, how do you know about? That. 1253 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,880 What? How do you know about Abel? 1254 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,920 Oh. Director. 1255 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:03,160 I have been part of a secret government agency for quite a 1256 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,400 few decades. I I know a little more than I 1257 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:11,880 let on. Google SO. 1258 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:16,080 Listen, there was a lot of Cognito hazards there. 1259 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:22,480 So we're going to put you guys with special contact lenses that 1260 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:27,080 kind of they, you know, cut out all the cognizability effects. 1261 01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:30,680 Yeah, yeah. So and you're going to be 1262 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:36,640 working with the mobile Task Force Apollo three OK, and the 1263 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:41,680 game wardens and the mobile task Force Zeta 9, the mole rats. 1264 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:45,360 Nice. Thanks Aggie, you're a pal. 1265 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:50,400 Yeah, yeah, OK. Yeah, we do have Tau 5. 1266 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:54,080 Sarah, Sarah, they're activated and you know there'll be a sign 1267 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,440 in the area. I don't think I. 1268 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:59,360 Could be less. Qualified, but I'll do it again 1269 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,960 with a smile. You're you're you're D. 1270 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,880 Class So you really don't have a choice. 1271 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:09,680 The main goal of this mission is to find out what happened to 1272 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,960 site 13. OK, what happened? 1273 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,840 You guys got to find out. I'll bring my magnifying. 1274 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,080 Glass, what are you guys just standing here for? 1275 01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,760 Go. Grab your gear, go grab your 1276 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:23,120 fancy guns and go. Yeah, yeah, you, you know about. 1277 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:24,080 Those. Oh yeah. 1278 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:25,840 Oh, I. Know about those? 1279 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,440 I thought I was hiding. Them no. 1280 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:33,880 I guess you're a pal. Sometimes, yeah, I. 1281 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:35,240 Look forward to working with you for. 1282 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:37,800 The rest of my life, well, he made. 1283 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,520 That a little bit long, Bill King. 1284 01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:46,200 At least he's honest. And with that that. 1285 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,680 Concludes this episode. We pick up. 1286 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:52,120 On the next. Episode with what happened to 1287 01:13:52,160 --> 01:14:01,680 site 13. Thank you for visiting site 19 1288 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:06,760 now administering.