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All righty, we ready boys. 
Ready. 

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By the way, before we jump into 
it, I thought, you know how like

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back in the day on the TV shows 
and they would leave you off on 

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a cliffhanger. 
Yeah, maybe like last time on 

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whatever, right? 
Yeah. 

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There's always a different 
character that did it. 

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Previously. 
What if? 

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What if on some seasons we have 
some characters do like the 

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recap of the last episode? 
Catch everybody up to speed. 

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Yeah, I like it. 
I like it. 

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Just an idea. 
Don't have to do it now or this 

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season, but we can, you know, in
future. 

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I just thought to be kind of 
interesting, kind of like, you 

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know, from Cletus can be like, I
don't know if something 

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happened, I wore a dress. 
I love that a lot. 

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See. 
And then it shows who's paying 

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attention and who isn't. 
Right. 

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Ah, Baltimore, the place where 
the undead thrive in the living 

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will live. 
Let's see if our brave 

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adventurers can solve the 
mystery of this fierce siege, 

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this apocalyptic takeover, this 
dead rain. 

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And welcome, welcome, everyone, 
back to the podcast featuring 

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some more Z&D. 
We're back at it again on this 

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fine wintry day with some more 
Dead 4 rains. 

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And we're going to send it right
back to Mr. Master. 

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And go ahead and take her away 
there, boss. 

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Well, hello everyone. 
Hey there, Daddy. 

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Nice one on baby shoe. 
Oh yeah. 

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Oh yeah. 
So last time on Dead Rain you 

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you guys so you fought a bunch 
of zombies at a gas factory and 

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you saved a pretty girl and her 
not so pretty guy guy friend and

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we. 
Didn't kill him. 

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She almost died. 
You guys almost killed him. 

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Cletus. 
Cletus almost killed her. 

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I almost. 
Killed myself. 

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We almost blew up the refinery 
like 3 times. 

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Yeah, that did that did happen. 
Cocaine. 

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Steve did make a couple of 
appearances, yeah, save the day 

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for because of his love for 
cocaine and meth. 

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But you got through that and and
then you went to Michigan City 

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IN and you met up with Old 2 
Tooth and he was talking about 

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things that were huge and 
ginormous. 

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And come to find out, Old 2 
Tooth is a huge douche bag. 

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Ginormous. 
He's a enormous douche bag. 

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Douche bag. 
Oh, it's the biggest douche bag 

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I've ever seen. 
Yeah, he was. 

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He killed his wife because he 
had a slight side fling. 

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Well, she was a zombie. 
Let's be let's be fair. 

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He was. 
She was a zombie. 

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Yeah, she was a zombie actor. 
No, she was. 

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We don't know. 
She could have been Ryan. 

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She's jealous. 
I mean, it's just, well, yeah, I

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guess. 
It's kind of a believer. 

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Kind of like how Brad Ashley 
always tells you guys, you know,

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James Merritt, he's always 
saying I'm just not gay and. 

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No, you guys can't believe in 
the. 

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Exposition. 
We don't believe that, no. 

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I know apparently he's not, he's
not. 

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He's super not gay at all. 
But you know he's. 

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He's pretty homosexual. 
Yeah. 

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He's gay, he likes. 
That guy, that guy Brad that 

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went running away and then you 
ended up with you being in the 

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Chicago harbor and I got through
the with the boat 2 tooth, the 

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huge douche bag. 
And I just thought I'd start you

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guys out with his wife standing 
there. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
But she's standing outside. 

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She's kind of doing the forest 
Gump wave, you know, where her 

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hands on her, on her, the small 
of her back, and she's waving 

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and standing there naked. 
She's kind of hot. 

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Yeah, kinda, kinda. 
Kinda, yeah. 

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No2 Tooth doesn't see her, but 
yeah, so you guys go get through

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the river there that you enter 
into the Chicago River and 

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excuse me, as you're, you know, 
floating down the river in this 

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big old ferry, you see, see a 
lot of lot of zombies, a lot, 

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lot of, excuse me, a lot of, lot
of zombies. 

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A lot of, lot of, a lot of, a 
lot of XA lot of a lot of, a lot

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of that's a lot. 
There's a lot of the dead 

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hanging out. 
A lot of zombies. 

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Dead bodies all over the place, 
flies everywhere. 

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It's really disgusting. 
Kind of makes you wish for 

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winter time, but yeah, you have 
a day like today and realize, 

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oh, no, never mind. 
I really don't want one. 

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I'd rather get back to the heat 
and there's not a lot of snow 

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and you just have to mow the 
lawn. 

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So but what, you don't see 
anybody alive. 

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It's real, real bleak, real end 
of World ish. 

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You're pretty close to the I 
mean, it's it's say, I mean, 

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there's it's a decently wide 
river. 

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It's wide enough for the ferry 
to fit through along with the 

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lav, but you float on down the 
river always. 

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You're headed head W. 
You end up over by, we're told 

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that you needed to go just about
a mile or two in from the 

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harbor. 
Excuse me. 

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And you end up at Water Dr. 
which is just right there down 

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by the river. 
Down by the river and you end up

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at a building and you can you 
can see on the kiosk, you know, 

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it says Benford Capital Partners
and this is the place you need 

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to be. 
I don't have a token there for 

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the ship. 
I probably should have done 

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that. 
So you were looking for the 

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building that which I guess I 
didn't get actually like give 

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you the address, but there is a 
building that you that was on 

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Lower Wacker. 
Excuse me on on W Wacker Dr. 

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That was the Benford Capital 
Partners building right here. 

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I I have the address somewhere. 
I thought, I mean, I didn't tell

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you what it was, but anyway, you
find the building you you 

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recognize the like I said, the 
name like I say, and so you 

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this. 
Is it wise? 

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You guys decide to pile out and 
go in the building, thankfully 

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in this area right here. 
Oh, and by the way, as you were 

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going in, you saw off of Navy 
Pier. 

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Let me just show you real quick 
a bit of foreshadowing. 

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Maybe you saw this guy. 
For those of you who have never 

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seen Chicago, it's The Bean. 
It's a giant kidney. 

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Yeah, it's a big kidney bean, is
what it looks like. 

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So. 
Excuse me? 

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Everyone kisses it. 
Yeah, I've, I've heard there's a

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lot of touching and kissing and 
probably a lot of licking, if 

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we're honest. 
Probably a lot of other things. 

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I'm making love to it. 
Once Cletus gets near it. 

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Don't look. 
No, Danny, you're muted. 

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Yeah, he's muted. 
He's Danny, you're muted. 

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I think he's saying something 
really good. 

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He seems slightly upset. 
Think he's upset at the comment 

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I made. 
Oh wait, I think he's trying to 

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figure it out. 
Dang it. 

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No, who's cussing? 
Yay. 

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Can you hear me now? 
Yes, yay. 

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Fantastic. 
Well, 30 minutes of information 

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lost. 
Oh, did did you not? 

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Were you trying to talk? 
Yeah, been talking the whole 

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time. 
I said there's a Bing. 

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Yeah, I love the Bing. 
I like it all the time. 

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And you're like. 
That's why we said. 

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See, I knew what you were 
thinking. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, that just sits off a

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Navy pier, which is, which is 
right off of farther. 

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Away from Navy Pier, but yeah. 
Huh. 

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Well, it's a little further away
from Navy Pier, but yeah. 

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Well, this is yeah, but when you
guys first come in on the Venus.

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Too, But. 
Yeah, because that well it's it 

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is it is up over. 
Well, let's see it. 

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Let me flip it back over here to
because it is up over this way a

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little bit for a little further 
up. 

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But yeah, where you guys came 
in, you could, you could. 

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I think you could see it. 
I don't know. 

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I haven't actually. 
I can't. 

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I haven't entered into Chicago 
from the river. 

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I've been there. 
Technically you have. 

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Yes, yeah, Kalidas has been 
there. 

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I've been, so I've been in that 
area. 

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Oh, I've just not been on the 
river. 

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You probably killed quite a few 
people there if I had to guess. 

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I've killed a lot of people 
here, yeah. 

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And then zombie apocalypse 
happened. 

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Right, Kalidas talking or is 
this Danny talking? 

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I. 
Don't know either way. 

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Hey guys, you know, if we just 
cross over here on N Clark St. 

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there's there's a pizza joint up
there. 

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They have great pizza, great 
pasta. 

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It's fantastic. 
Pizzeria Portofino. 

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Yes, yeah, there's great 
delicious. 

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I haven't had a bad pizza in 
Chicago. 

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I'm I'm sure there are some. 
Well, voice in my head, I, I, if

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I get some, you get some too, 
you know? 

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Let's go. 
OK. 

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All right. 
Hey guys, what's my head on his 

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game? 
So who's he talking to? 

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I don't know the voice in his 
head I, but he's saying that 

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he's down. 
So I I guess I we don't have any

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room to complain. 
If he's down, down, down. 

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Well, first let's go. 
Let's go mess up these 

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northerners, yeah? 
Yeah, these Midwestern folk. 

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Yeah. 
Screw them. 

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So you were told so all, all Mr.
James Merritt, AKA Brad Ashley 

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told you was that there was, 
there was, you know, this was 

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the building the investment 
group might hold some sort of 

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clue as to Ultra Cure and it's, 
you know, its beginnings, its 

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whereabouts, how you might 
figure things out. 

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So after several hours, no. 
Madison Husband told us this. 

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Not he doesn't have his 1717 
wives, brother 17 wives and I 

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was porking one of them and you 
accidentally walked down. 

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That was man, anyways, all 
right. 

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Oh, hey, quick, should we radio 
Ashley Madison? 

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Let him know we're in Chicago. 
Yeah, that's probably a great 

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idea. 
Hey gay boy 10,000. 

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Gay boy 10,000. 
Come in gay boy, 10,000. 

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I I ain't answering that brother
this. 

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Is mobile Dong one over? 
Not I'm not answering that. 

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All right, hey, gay, Gay man 
10,000 Just to report, we are in

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the great city of Chicago, the 
Windy City, the second Sin City,

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and I'm wearing a progress. 
I'm wearing a pink dress. 

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I know you'd find that pretty 
hot, but it's very breathable 

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hot. 
If Lois is probably nice, I 

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mean, I guess you'd probably 
look all right in pink, I guess.

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Well, it's kind of weird, 
brother. 

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So we're about to explore this 
building for the Benford Group. 

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Well, you made it. 
That's, that's what I said. 

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Gay boy, Open up those gay 
little ears. 

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Get the penis out of them. 
I'm trying to feel all your 

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orifices and just listen. 
Yeah, I'm listening. 

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Go. 
Ahead. 

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All right, so we're here. 
We're going to go blow this 

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building up. 
If I had to guess, we'll radio 

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you back in probably like 30 
minutes. 

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All right, Wait, brother. 
Love you. 

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Bye. 
Still. 

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Gay. 
Yeah, nice. 

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He he couldn't understand a word
I was saying. 

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Apparently he had penises in 
every orifice. 

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Brad Ashley. 
Brad Ashley do the Explorers. 

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Hello, Hello, guys. 
We're. 

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Mobile Peter. 
Yeah, we're Mobile, Peter. 

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I, I didn't give you guys a cool
name and I'm really sorry about 

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that. 
We're mobile, Peter. 

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Maybe. 
His answers I don't know. 

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Maybe the revengers? 
Nope, this is mobile Dong one 

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over. 
Oh, you're. 

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That's well, yeah. 
See, This is why I should have 

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given you a cool name. 
All right, this is. 

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Marcus this is Marcus. 
I need help. 

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Oh man, I'm so glad to hear a 
same voice, Marcus. 

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I don't know what's going on. 
Who keeps? 

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Letting it keeps letting Cletus 
like, play with the radio. 

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That's Cletus privilege. 
It keeps them sane. 

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Oh, that's, yeah, that's I 
believe that one. 

228
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You don't understand, there's no
TV, so you know we're playing 

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the hands of adult. 
Yeah, I. 

230
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Was on the forums either. 
Yeah. 

231
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All right. 
I get that. 

232
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All right. 
So so you guys need to to get in

233
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the building and I don't I don't
know, man, look for some clues. 

234
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,320
Oh. 
Should. 

235
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Be a should be a should be a 
file. 

236
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I have a lot to go on brother 
and it should be a file. 

237
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:58,000
Maybe label ultra cure? 
And you made it a big deal to 

238
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tell Marcus this, but you've 
already told us this after 

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you're done sucking a dude off. 
I brother that was clearly a 

240
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woman. 
No tuckin that's said that it's 

241
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already tuckin anyways. 
Yeah, all right, naked. 

242
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Probably try and blow up this 
building. 

243
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,320
No, I I wouldn't do that. 
Maybe look for. 

244
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,040
Come across any menthols, you 
save them for me, right? 

245
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,720
All right, fine, gay boy. 
I'm not doing that. 

246
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,440
He's not doing that. 
You're a jerk. 

247
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,040
He's got he. 
Totally. 

248
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,960
He loves. 
He does anything we tell him. 

249
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,880
Does anything we tell this? 
Group. 

250
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,240
He's in love with us. 
I can't believe you guys are in 

251
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Chicago. 
That's awesome. 

252
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,720
All right, so. 
Jerk, all of us. 

253
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He's in the middle. 
All right, so you see you guys 

254
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make your way into the building 
laughing and giggling about how 

255
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:56,240
gay Brad Ashley is and super gay
Ashley Madison and like. 

256
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Super gay. 
Super ridiculous and that was 

257
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,640
definitely a A guy, even though 
there was clearly a. 

258
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,160
JJ there. 
And then there's Ashley Madison 

259
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gay. 
So you guys, you're like, you 

260
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know, you go up to the office 
and you're tearing files apart 

261
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:22,280
and you do end up coming across 
a, an entire drawer and a filing

262
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cabinet that says ultra cure. 
And so you, as you're going 

263
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through everything, you do find 
a list of doctors. 

264
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,600
It's, it's just a list of 
doctors. 

265
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And it's, it says that on the, 
the header. 

266
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It's like, there's, it's like an
e-mail that was printed out and 

267
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it said this is the, and it was 
to somebody else within the 

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company. 
So this is the list of doctors. 

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And it says that they don't know
who each other, you know, 

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they're not related. 
They're not, they don't, they 

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don't know that they're working 
together. 

272
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Kind of kind of explains the 
whole thing a little bit, but 

273
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that they're they're not they 
were they didn't know that they 

274
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were working together on the 
same thing, but but they each 

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had their own part to alter 
cure. 

276
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That was that was the whole that
was how they got around. 

277
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You know, they didn't want 
people to know what they were 

278
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doing. 
So you do happen to see that the

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the first name on the list is a 
doctor by the name of Jimothy L 

280
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Home. 
Jimothy Christmas. 

281
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
There's an address. 

282
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His his contact information is 
there, You know, his cell phone 

283
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,280
anymore. 
It's, it's an, you know, it's 

284
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just an address somewhere in 
Chicago, not too far away, not 

285
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too far away. 
So he's not homeless. 

286
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,800
Yeah, well, I mean so far, you 
know. 

287
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,840
I mean, I guess we're all kind 
of home. 

288
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,680
Well, kind of, when you think 
about it. 

289
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,120
I can I consider being around 
you guys my home. 

290
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,800
Let me cry, man. 
Yeah, that's gayer than Ashley 

291
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,480
Madison, but I'm coming around. 
Gay. 

292
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,960
I appreciate it, though. 
I appreciate it, though that's 

293
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,280
not. 
Gay. 

294
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,680
He's an Evan Holmes apartment. 
Evan Holmes is gay. 

295
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,680
Anyway, Dang it, so he's just 
down the street aways in an 

296
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apartment building. 
What do we need him for? 

297
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,160
Well, I mean, so it'd be it'd 
probably be a good idea to go 

298
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ahead and talk to the doc, 
different doctors, find out, you

299
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:23,320
know, exactly what they did, how
what they did affected Ultra 

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Cure. 
Maybe maybe within one of these 

301
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doctors, maybe there's a clue to
what happened with Alta Cure and

302
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,320
maybe what started the zombies. 
Maybe somebody knows something 

303
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,600
this? 
Is the only contact we have 

304
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,520
found. 
Yes, it's a it's a list of 6 

305
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doctors I believe. 
OK. 

306
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,680
OK, well, he's the closest one. 
He's here in the city. 

307
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,960
In. 
Fact. 

308
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,800
They all are. 
They're all within the city, but

309
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,760
this is the closest one and he's
the first one we'll. 

310
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Start writing Zeke over to the 
address. 

311
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,880
We'll start writing Zeke. 
Robo Zeke. 

312
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Yes, I'm walling pletus. 
This the end of the world's been

313
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going on for like 4 years would 
even make you think this guy 

314
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still at his address. 
You know how doctors are there. 

315
00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,480
It's not been four years, but 
it's, it's definitely been a 

316
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,400
year and a half, two years, 
something like that. 

317
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,680
It's hard to tell, basically. 
Basically, and then and then 

318
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,520
being in. 12 years in college, 
they don't have any survival 

319
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skills so they'll just stay 
home. 

320
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:28,200
I do hate doctors so. 
He does hate doctors. 

321
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,040
That that does make sense. 
Long duck, are you? 

322
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:37,960
Are you a doctor? 
Oh, no tech tech, No maybe. 

323
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,920
Determines how long you draw 
breath. 

324
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:44,200
For not how long what? 
How long you draw breath for? 

325
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:48,600
And? 
I unclip the on my on my holster

326
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,520
from my revolver, no. 
I hate doctor. 

327
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,720
That's right. 
Yeah, I get all my. 

328
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,680
I learned every. 
I learned everything from 

329
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,440
YouTube videos. 
Yeah. 

330
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,360
That's yeah, me too. 
Me too. 

331
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,880
Yeah, that's how, that's how I 
operate on horse and operate on 

332
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,880
dog. 
Yep. 

333
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,040
I just watch YouTube videos. 
Video. 

334
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,120
Yeah. 
What? 

335
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,000
Yeah, no, yeah. 
I, I see that, I see that 

336
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,720
happening. 
The world. 

337
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,480
Couldn't handle more of me. 
That's true. 

338
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,080
That's true. 
That's true. 

339
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,480
Probably a good thing. 
That's true. 

340
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,160
All right, Yeah. 
So we'll. 

341
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:28,280
Talk to this idiot Doctor 
Timothy Jimothy Christmas, Yeah.

342
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:37,680
So you you step out of the 
building and you so as you step 

343
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,120
out of the building, let me 
describe this to you. 

344
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,520
You're in, you know, you're in 
this the city. 

345
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,960
It's all very urban, lots of 
buildings, you know, pretty 

346
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,320
crowded as far as buildings go. 
The streets are fairly narrow, 

347
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,640
feels. 
Yeah. 

348
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,360
Kind of overshadowed by a lot of
the buildings and so forth. 

349
00:18:55,440 --> 00:19:04,040
And you see, you see a group of 
bikers and you, you see them 

350
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,920
kind of standing in a line and 
they're revving their engines 

351
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,240
and they're shooting guns in the
air and they get all hiked up, 

352
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,920
right. 
You just feel the energy, it 

353
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,920
kind of cracks in the air and 
just, it just, it's like a bunch

354
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,160
of rebels. 
And you're like, what are these 

355
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,680
guys doing? 
And you look about a, you look 

356
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:25,160
about 1/4 mile down the down the
road and you can see hints of 

357
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:30,040
just hundreds of zombies in the 
streets, flooding around 

358
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,800
buildings. 
There are a lot of zombies. 

359
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,240
And you do happen to see you 
eyeball fella. 

360
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,520
And you see him and he's just, 
you know, he's not, he's not 

361
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,280
doing what all the other guys 
are doing. 

362
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:48,000
He sees you guys and he makes 
eye contact and he gives you the

363
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,240
whole Midwest nod kind of thing.
Describe him. 

364
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,400
So he's a he's, he's a, he's a 
big guy. 

365
00:19:54,400 --> 00:20:01,640
He's got his arms are huge, 
pretty big arms, well built, 

366
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,840
very, very manly looking, you 
know, close, close cropped hair,

367
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,800
very well tanned jeans and a 
tank top. 

368
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,280
And he's sitting the top of 
heart and. 

369
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,040
Looks like he's actually 
Madison's type. 

370
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,120
I'm willing to be seduced. 
And he sees you guys and he 

371
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,200
says. 
Probably good. 

372
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,920
You guys should come over here. 
Harley and I, I joined the group

373
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:32,880
and I start revving my engine 
across the ground. 

374
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:39,120
I love the energy brother so. 
What are you? 

375
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:43,960
It's kind of gay. 
You're pretty attractive man. 

376
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:49,080
Don't be talking that gay 
nonsense around me, brother. 

377
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:54,800
Sorry, killed men for less. 
Sorry, sorry, sorry. 

378
00:20:54,960 --> 00:21:09,520
Call me gay one more time. 
And so he's he says, welcome to 

379
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:14,720
the Battle of Chicago, brothers.
We're going to take this city 

380
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,200
back. 
OK. 

381
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,120
How there's too many of them? 
Well, die. 

382
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,840
There's not enough of them. 
Or correction, you'll die. 

383
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,040
The names. 
The names. 

384
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,280
Brad Ashley. 
Brother. 

385
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,800
Oh, what's up, Brad? 
How you doing, Brad? 

386
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,600
Yeah, I, yeah. 
What's met another Brad? 

387
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,200
Well, since we're here, want you
to meet a friend of mine. 

388
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,840
She's just a platonic friend. 
Right, of course. 

389
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,680
Yeah, brother. 
So you guys are platonic? 

390
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,400
Yeah, yeah, I roll the who's? 
She. 

391
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,360
I roll the 5I win roll. 
Again, brother. 

392
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,800
Also roll the five. 
I roll the 12. 

393
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,360
Yeah, she's she's licking her 
lips at you, brother. 

394
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,800
The longer I stay around her, 
the more in. 

395
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:12,520
Practice. 
She gets to me that's that's the

396
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,480
old cleanest. 
Trick. 

397
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,160
I wear them down. 
It's Ray Ripley for all you 

398
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160
listeners. 
Yeah. 

399
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,800
Bloody Ripley. 
She could put me in a riptide. 

400
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,280
Three or four times, brother. 
She got that crazy look to her 

401
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,440
that's. 
Her finisher move. 

402
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,280
That's her finisher, I. 
Rolled a Nat 20 shooter and had 

403
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:41,240
my plasma rifle. 
I rolled the two to shoot 

404
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,200
myself. 
I missed. 

405
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,560
I'm rolling. 
I'm rolling with Danny to stop 

406
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,080
Joey from killing her. 
So. 

407
00:22:53,640 --> 00:23:09,080
I'm going to dogfile Marcus. 
He doesn't even realize, but he 

408
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,640
raises his plasma rifle right at
her head and starts. 

409
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,160
And then he comes to and then 
he's like, what am I doing? 

410
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,720
And then he stops. 
That's the right. 

411
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,840
To D and beat you. 
Brad, Brad, Ashley just cold 

412
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,280
cocked you right in the jaw. 
Sorry, is impulse. 

413
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,680
Double double damage for two 
damage. 

414
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:36,240
I got SDC fine. 
It's fine I. 

415
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,880
Roll a 17 to punch Brad back. 
Five partners in India? 

416
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,600
No, he can punch by random 
strangers. 

417
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,960
No, no, no, no. 
Crazy, but it sounds like you 

418
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,760
can't, friend. 
He takes it and he snaps his 

419
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,840
head over and he looks at you 
and he goes, yeah, that's what 

420
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:58,640
I'm talking about, brother. 
I'm trying to shoot, shoot. 

421
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,400
The lady was really dumb. 
Be with you, but you can't just 

422
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,440
hit. 
Him so I I take the blood I. 

423
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:08,000
Hit him in the arm. 
I take the blood that's pouring 

424
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,080
from my nose and I lick it. 
No, I hit you in the jaw, 

425
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,880
brother. 
I hit you in the nose. 

426
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,360
Oh, it's coming out the side of 
his mouth. 

427
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,840
He licks it. 
Yeah. 

428
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,520
So anyways, maybe you know how 
these men be fighting and stuff,

429
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,680
you know? 
Oh, you're cute. 

430
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:26,760
So I have an impulse thing now. 
He has killed like 2 of the 

431
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,200
women that I most like. 
So it's there's nothing 

432
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,080
personal. 
I'm sorry but I came to. 

433
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:39,400
Kind of hide behind Walter for 
away from the the seductress. 

434
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,520
Hey baby, I'm probably going to 
accidentally kill you. 

435
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,280
I will kill you if you stay 
around us long enough. 

436
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,480
Just a roll of the dice. 
Are you kidding me? 

437
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,160
I lived. 
I lived to get killed. 

438
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,920
Zach. 
I'm out here because I want to 

439
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,440
die. 
Man, you're. 

440
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,160
In the right place. 
That makes sense. 

441
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,360
And you know what? 
What's, what's your, what's your

442
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,160
name, big guy? 
Yeah. 

443
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:13,280
You not you the, the dog guy. 
You can you can go off and have 

444
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,880
some peanut butter with your 
dogs. 

445
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,800
OK, I'm talking. 
Good idea this. 

446
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,720
I'm talking to this hot cup of 
water right here. 

447
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Is it to be chains? 
The chains on his on his wrist 

448
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,800
looks like he's ready to kill 
about 30 zombies. 

449
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,720
The first swing. 
Yeah. 

450
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,360
You sexy. 
What's your name? 

451
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,400
You. 
Know. 

452
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,400
What? 
You know what would be hot, 

453
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,320
Cletus? 
Because if you just thanked me 

454
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,800
while we were killing zombies, 
that sounds sanitary. 

455
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,880
That sounds like you could 
spread venereal diseases. 

456
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,960
Served in Vietnam. 
I banged after I killed. 

457
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,280
She's still a knife. 
All right, that's the way you 

458
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,760
like it. 
That's fine. 

459
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,400
I roll the three. 
For what? 

460
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,560
To attack her again from 
impulse. 

461
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,160
He's on the ground. 
He's on the ground. 

462
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,600
So he gets up and he takes a 
swing at her, but it misses and 

463
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,960
he falls back down to the 
ground. 

464
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:18,200
Sorry. 
To be fair, I rolled A2 to walk 

465
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,320
up. 
No, I rolled A2 to walk off into

466
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,720
the sunset and never be seen 
again, so I failed as well. 

467
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:32,320
So she so she runs across, you 
know, the street right at you 

468
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,760
and she, she drop kicks you 
right in the chest, knocks you 

469
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,360
down and then she jumps on top 
of you and straddles you and she

470
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,640
holds you down and she licks 
your face and says. 

471
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:50,360
Stripe, he's humping, Yeah. 
He gets like that when he sees 

472
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,720
people may have affection. 
It's OK. 

473
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,800
It's a dominant thing. 
It's not sexual. 

474
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,480
Not sexual. 
So then she walks back over to 

475
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,880
Cletus, walks back over to 
Cletus, and she puts her hand, 

476
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,640
puts her hand on your chest. 
And she says, oh, your heart 

477
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,560
beats beating as fast as mine 
is. 

478
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,520
Yeah. 
You guys going to do it or what?

479
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,160
Oh. 
Yeah, really. 

480
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,360
That's the best time, though. 
No. 

481
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,280
That's what I hear anyway. 
OK afterwards. 

482
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,240
Afterwards. 
Fine. 

483
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,160
Climax. 
I'm going to shoot her with my A

484
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:41,480
12. 
Anyway, go on with the thing. 

485
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,520
So, so just as just as the, the 
zombies are are closing in and 

486
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,720
and Brad Ashley's like barking 
orders and he's like, get ready 

487
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:56,000
everybody. 
My voice is just not trying to 

488
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,640
hang out today. 
You, you. 

489
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,360
So you hear a helicopter 
overhead and it comes, comes and

490
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:06,280
lands right right there next to 
Brad Ashley and all of you. 

491
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,480
And who's that? 
That's James Merritt. 

492
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,160
That's that's the fake Brad 
Ashley I hate. 

493
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,560
Oh, my goodness. 
Oh, guys, I can't believe this. 

494
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,800
That's Brad Ashley, guys. 
That's Brad Ashley. 

495
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,280
Yeah, he told. 
Us, so we were right the whole 

496
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,920
time. 
New you're gay? 

497
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,600
About what? 
I'm not gay. 

498
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,360
That you weren't Brad Ashley. 
Yeah, I've told you guys that in

499
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,080
the beginning. 
It's. 

500
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,840
Ashley Madison. 
I'm just a nerd. 00 Mr. Mr. 

501
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,240
Ashley. 
Oh, it's such a it's so good to 

502
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,280
meet you. 
Oh, your muscles are so, so big.

503
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,400
Oh, man. 
Oh, let me get a look at you. 

504
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,720
Oh, man. 
I mean, wow. 

505
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,440
Who's who's. 
I don't even is there. 

506
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,640
Who is this? 
Oh, never mind. 

507
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,480
I got Brad. 
Hey, Brad. 

508
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,520
Hey, brother. 
It's really weird right now. 

509
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,640
I don't know how to maneuver 
this. 

510
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,000
I'm, I'm going to be completely 
honest. 

511
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,480
Yeah, there's two NPCS kind of 
talking to each other and. 

512
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,360
So what are we doing? 
James Merritt can't pull his job

513
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:17,200
off the ground long enough to 
even say anything and so so so 

514
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,360
James end up excuse me, ends up 
explaining he explains to Brad 

515
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,400
Ashley, he's out of here 
explains to Brad Ashley. 

516
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,760
He's like that. 
He really likes him and and he 

517
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:33,160
wanted to model him because you 
know how he read, how inspiring 

518
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,200
he was and everything. 
And Brad Ashley tells him, he 

519
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,800
says, brother, I was just just a
lowly auto worker and in Chicago

520
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,720
Heights, I just jumped on a 
motorcycle and a bunch of guys 

521
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,200
started following me. 
That's it. 

522
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:51,960
And so he asks James Merritt 
asks him to write. 

523
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:56,040
He wants him to write a book, a 
survival guide, if you will, 

524
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,680
tasks him with it. 
I remember the name of it. 

525
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,960
It's all wrote down in here 
somewhere. 

526
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,880
Yeah. 
The zombie survival guide. 

527
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,200
He Cletus, he looks at you and 
he says, you brother, you're a 

528
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,880
road Reaper and you're going to 
fight with me, aren't you? 

529
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,960
I mean, I guess. 
Yeah, you are. 

530
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,640
Yeah. 
So by the way, guys, could you, 

531
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,920
could you tell this nerd that he
needs to go? 

532
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,320
He's not going to do anything 
good out here. 

533
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,720
Hey nerd, you need to go, I 
don't want to leave. 

534
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,040
Get. 
I can't use my tub. 

535
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,720
Oh, you can't, Dang it. 
No, it's all right. 

536
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,000
Yeah, well, I I all the time. 
7:00 to leave, does it work? 

537
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,240
What's that? 
Jeez, we can't roll above. 

538
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,720
It but seven to leave. 
Does it work? 

539
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,560
Except for 7:00 to leave, No it 
didn't work you. 

540
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,920
Wasted that. 
Good job. 

541
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,240
Yeah. 
We we can't. 

542
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,080
I can't have you leaving. 
You're trapped now. 

543
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,320
I also. 
I mean, to be fair, I don't 

544
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,760
think I've rolled over at 10 
this entire season. 

545
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,400
You're. 
Almost done a team like maybe 

546
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,520
one couple minutes ago. 
I did, and I remember what that 

547
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,240
was for even. 
Well, it was to hit Brad Ashley.

548
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,520
It's nice. 
I can hit random people, not in 

549
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,760
a threatening way, but I try to 
leave or I try to kill people. 

550
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,400
OK, everybody has control of 
their tokens. 

551
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:19,600
Yeah OK, my apologies must be 
something not transferring over.

552
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:25,680
I love you guys OK, so before 
you is if you get all technical 

553
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,800
in numbers is about is 400 
zombies. 

554
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,200
Excuse me 200 zombies 200 not 
400. 

555
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:36,360
Each one of these groups 
represents 50 zombies each. 

556
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,880
So let us. 
Remember the fight against five 

557
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,680
of them? 
We can do it. 

558
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,200
Somewhere there it is. 
All right, so go ahead and roll 

559
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,400
your turn order. 
Yeah, 5. 

560
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,840
I got 3. 6 from being. 
Punched in the face. 

561
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,960
You know, I may not be able to 
walk away in this game, but I 

562
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,560
can walk away in real life and 
never be seen again. 

563
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,240
Yeah, same. 
I feel you there. 

564
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,160
We'll go to Alaska together. 
Yeah, they'll call us the new 

565
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,840
Bushmasters or Bush people. 
What do they call it on the TV? 

566
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,720
I don't know what they. 
Call. 

567
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,480
Them. 
Sexual deviants. 

568
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,800
Something like that. 
Technically, everybody lean. 

569
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:23,520
My apologies for how terrible 
this runs as well, all right. 

570
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,040
Is roll 20 also acting weird for
you guys? 

571
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,480
It hasn't been. 
It hasn't been slow. 

572
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,920
A little slow, yeah. 
I mean, sorry guys, I wrote the 

573
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,640
short bunch. 
I thought it was me. 

574
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,680
I thought I was just slow. 
Like everything that I do is 

575
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,640
like super delayed. 
I did refresh, super refresh. 

576
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,240
Dude. 
I got a super refresh super. 

577
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,160
Refresh Cloudflare went down 
last week. 

578
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,760
I believe it's like permanently.
No, it's a thing that hosts like

579
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,840
half the Internet for literally 
like, I know. 

580
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,760
What cloud? 
Almost the whole bit. 

581
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,640
I know what Cloudflare is like. 
Yeah. 

582
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,760
Covers a lot of the Internet. 
Like did it go down permanently?

583
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,480
No, I went. 
It came back because we're on. 

584
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,240
We're using it right now. 
For roll. 20 Yeah, power is roll

585
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,920
20 and pretty much half the 
Internet Internet's. 

586
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,440
Most of my alleged movie sites, 
then again I say alleged are run

587
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,560
by Cloudflare as well, so if 
it's down we can you could see 

588
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,440
that. 
Excuse me? 

589
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,440
All right, so all the zombies 
moved forward. 

590
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,960
They were up first. 
So they're just, they're just 

591
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,080
slowly milling. 
Through. 

592
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,120
Moving around buildings, 
Wallace. 

593
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,160
You're up? 
Yeah, Molly, I think I'm gonna. 

594
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:40,200
How far can I move? 
I believe be like 5 spaces. 

595
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,520
OK, I guess I was just mainly 
asking because of the scale of 

596
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,840
the map. 
We're like super zoomed out. 

597
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,560
Yeah, it it is. 
We're in the lav, right? 

598
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,920
I mean zoomer you can get in the
LV. 

599
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,840
Maybe we all have personal 
transport motorcycles. 

600
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,480
I don't. 
No, Yeah, I. 

601
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,440
Remember, so Walter has his 
horse. 

602
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:08,400
Oh yeah, I'm riding Zeke. 
I mean, I guess technically it 

603
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,280
would work. 
Yeah, look at this. 

604
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,880
Group of zombies to the to the 
West. 

605
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:17,520
All right, and I'm going to use 
my new toy. 

606
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,760
Oh, please do. 
There, you can't whip that out. 

607
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:26,440
There's women here. 
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they 

608
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,920
like it. 
The the mini, the mini plasma 

609
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,920
missile launcher. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

610
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,199
It's AOE, do I still have to 
roll for it? 

611
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:42,840
Roll for the AOE, Yeah, no. 
So you rolled a strike and the I

612
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,199
believe I said, but I believe 
what I said was that it had a 

613
00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:49,800
15, I think a 15 foot radius. 
Yeah. 

614
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,880
See it in your stuff though. 
It should be at the bottom with 

615
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,239
all my weapons and stuff. 
I added it to mine. 

616
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,960
It does say 15 feet AOE. 
OK, yeah, there you go. 

617
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,960
That's just weird that it's not 
like it should be insane. 

618
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,320
Dang it. 
That's kind of weird. 

619
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:10,080
OK, so anyway. 7. 
OK, so with that kind of damage,

620
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,000
so you so you did not you kind 
of you know, if I were to zoom 

621
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,440
in and and show you kind of hit 
the edge of them. 

622
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,840
I don't want to say armor rating
is not a factor because it is 

623
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,920
still supposed to be. 
But with a large group in such a

624
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,360
small space, I mean, it's really
kind of hard to miss. 

625
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,360
It's it's almost like point, 
point blank range kind of stuff.

626
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,280
So go ahead and roll your damage
and that what will have that? 

627
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,320
That will determine because you 
can't just miss an entire group 

628
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,920
of zombies, you know? 
Right, so one D 6 * 10. 

629
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,080
OK, Yep. 
Dang 10,000 damage. 

630
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,120
That's true. 
Excuse me, I forgot it was. 

631
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,360
Oh boy. 
Make a damage. 

632
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:59,040
Well, yeah, it's so So you 
obliterated. 

633
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,200
So you didn't. 
It was not as good as a hit as 

634
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,920
you wanted. 
You kind of hit the edge, but 

635
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,520
you did you did obliterate 5 of 
the out of the fifth. 

636
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,800
Wow. 
OK. 

637
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,400
It would have been, it would 
have been more, but it was you 

638
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,320
had a, you did have a pretty low
role, so. 

639
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,600
Yeah, abysmal. 
Yeah, kind of. 

640
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,440
All right. 
So Jolene squares up and she 

641
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,920
she's. 
On my robot Beyoncé. 

642
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,560
Yeah, she decides she's going to
go ahead and attack the same 

643
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,640
group, so here she goes. 
She's kind of hot. 

644
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,960
She didn't roll too good either.
We're going to have to now. 

645
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,760
She's, we'll just say she's, you
know, further away. 

646
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,640
Get on the letter, boy. 
Hurt your feel, hurt your 

647
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,600
feelings. 
It's 1 by 6 * 10 for this also, 

648
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,880
but I don't recall. 
I hate that it's three times. 

649
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,160
I understand the boom gun. 
See. 

650
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,480
Hopefully I can roll a little 
better damage. 

651
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,720
OK, so she ends up she had a she
had a slightly better role, 

652
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,080
still pretty low. 
She ends up taking out seven of 

653
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,640
them 38 zombies in that group. 
She's pretty ticked off at how 

654
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:06,280
horrible her aim. 
All right, Brad Ashley so he's 

655
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,240
he's riding straight. 
He's just coming straight down. 

656
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,240
He's he's on his motorcycle and 
he just takes off straight at 

657
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:16,000
the group up here and he is he 
shows No Fear, no emotion. 

658
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:21,040
He just takes off straight for 
him and as he gets up to him, 

659
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,760
takes out a machete and he just 
rides straight into the group 

660
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,520
and comes out on the other side 
and how he rolls. 

661
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:34,720
He didn't kill Jack Squad. 
His big debut. 

662
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:38,520
Yeah, yeah. 
Oh man, that's a horrible real. 

663
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,040
So he yeah, he almost, he almost
dumps his bike. 

664
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,800
He barely keeps it upright, 
drops his machete. 

665
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,480
Yeah, it was really bad. 
He's really embarrassed. 

666
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,840
He's also very angry. 
So yeah, let's let's let's gloss

667
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,080
over that and go over to Walter.
You'll not live it down. 

668
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,200
No, definitely not dead gone. 
That's horrible. 

669
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,080
So Walter, it's on you. 
You can, you can be on your 

670
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,320
horse and whatever you want to 
do. 

671
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,160
Lots of fire. 
I don't know what I did with it,

672
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,400
but I lost access to my My Guide
thing. 

673
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,880
All right. 
This is the precise reason I use

674
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,640
paper. 
So I don't use paper. 

675
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,400
As well as you have to use the 
right login or a change to. 

676
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,600
Show copy this and put this in 
character fact. 

677
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,640
It should be shouldn't be too 
far in. 

678
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,880
I guess it all right, so there 
it is in character sheets for 

679
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,480
you. 
Oh yeah, it was just one. 

680
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:40,080
Of I thought I downloaded. 
Just swore I downloaded that so 

681
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,640
I would have access to it. 
I mean, so you should be able to

682
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,320
just go to, you know, be signed 
into Google and just go to 

683
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,920
Google Docs. 
It's right there. 

684
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,280
But there's always the link here
in. 

685
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,720
I don't save my things to Google
Docs. 

686
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:56,960
I have it automatically to save 
to my mega, which I do. 

687
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,160
It's on my mega which I just 
found OK. 

688
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,760
Welcome sweet. 
So you have. 

689
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,960
So you also have remember if 
you're on your horse and my list

690
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:14,240
of things, your horses SD-250, 
your AR is 16, you have your MG 

691
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,000
42 and two other guns, the two 
other robot guns that are 

692
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,800
mounted on your horse which just
sounds crazy. 

693
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:27,440
So you literally get to do 1 by 
6 * 10 * 2 plus the damage from 

694
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,840
your MG 42 if you fire them all 
at the same time. 

695
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,640
What you're. 
What, and actually what it looks

696
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,240
like on my horse, is that scene 
in Jonah Hex where he throws the

697
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,800
harp off and the Gatlin guns pop
up. 

698
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's exactly what it looks 

699
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,560
like, except they don't have to 
crank it. 

700
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,920
It just fires. 
There'd be more mini guns just 

701
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,360
laying down fire. 
Yeah, I'm just painting a word 

702
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,760
picture for our listeners so 
that they might know what's 

703
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,960
going on. 
Well said. 

704
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,680
Anyway, so yes, I jump on my 
horse. 

705
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,960
I'm going to move my horse 
around. 

706
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,960
Yeah. 
I ride up close to the zombie 

707
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,440
horde. 
These are the zombies, right? 

708
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,120
Yep, there's a group that the 
group that Brad Ashley just 

709
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:15,280
failed with epically group over 
here that Wallace Jolene were 

710
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,240
whittling away at. 
I come up under this group that 

711
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,440
Wallace and then we're working 
on. 

712
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:26,240
I just unload my my horse guns 
and my MG42 with them right? 

713
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,120
Roll that beautiful bean 
footage. 

714
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:34,520
What? 
Okay, so. 1/9/20 Right? 

715
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,600
Yeah, Yep. 20 sided. 
Yeah, nice. 

716
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:43,560
All right, So what does your MD 
42 do? 

717
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,560
I was just. 
Two die 4/2 Die 4 * 10 Yeah. 

718
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,120
It's an A round burst. 
You know what? 

719
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,040
Let's let's let's two die. 4 * 
10. 

720
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,560
Maybe, maybe we should simplify 
that just a little bit. 

721
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,800
So you got 2 guns at at one die 
6 * 10. 

722
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,520
So what do you say we do four 
die 6 * 10 that that UPS the 

723
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,800
damage just a little bit from 
your MG 42. 

724
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,120
So let's just do that. 
That'll simplify that. 

725
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,560
So we'll just say we'll we'll 
say 4 die 6 * a. 170. 

726
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:18,760
So you RIP through the zombies, 
you know, 88 to 10 rounds, 8 to 

727
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,320
10 round burst. 
Absolutely. 

728
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:26,760
Just demolish them. 
Let's say you mow down 25 of 

729
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,280
them, which will leave 13 
zombies left so that that group 

730
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:35,240
is almost decimated. 
And by the way, So what I say 25

731
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,560
S take 25 * 50. 
And they said we never always 

732
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,480
have a calculator. 
So yeah, yeah. 

733
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,200
Wow. 
Dang. 

734
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,480
So that's 12150 points of 
experience. 

735
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,480
Oh. 
Yeah. 

736
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,000
And by the way, that goes for, 
you know, whatever, whatever you

737
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,880
guys kill, just make sure it's 
like you just write down 50 

738
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,920
points for for every zombie that
you kill. 12150 points. 

739
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,360
Where does that go? 
Does it say, oh, there it is, I 

740
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,680
see it. 
Yeah, I see it. 5050 points a 

741
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,560
zombie. 
OK. 

742
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,200
On the Cletus, how it's done 
Cletus. 

743
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,680
Well, I'm going to try, but I 
definitely going to be 

744
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,280
successful. 
I'll tell you how much I don't. 

745
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:19,120
Know about that? 
So I ride out, inspired by the 

746
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,160
real Brad Ashley. 
Yes. 

747
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:27,560
And I, I ride and I've got Dick 
Cheney swinging in the wind and 

748
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,640
I kind of bring them up across 
a, a group of walkers and I. 

749
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,440
All right. 
Oh, yes, yes. 

750
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,600
Which, by the way, so OK, so and
then go ahead and roll your 

751
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,760
damage from Dick Cheney. 
Well, and. 

752
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,960
Dick Cheney, Yeah, Dick Cheney 
is the one that now has been 

753
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,720
remade, right? 
Yes, the new Dick Cheney. 

754
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,680
Okay. 
The new Dick Cheney, Yes. 

755
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,600
Which? 
You know by by the way, rest, 

756
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,480
rest his soul, he's going on 
ahead. 

757
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:01,720
Yeah, yeah, by the way, I forgot
I get a + 4 when it's go against

758
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,280
zombies to my initiative. 
Oh yeah. 

759
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,480
Oh, I did forget about that. 
You are right. 

760
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,280
Yeah, I forgot. 
Let's let's try to well, we'll 

761
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,440
change it. 
And like that the whole time. 

762
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,960
We'll resort it so. 
Yeah, I also have a + 4 to 

763
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,320
strike against zombies and A+ 
needed damage against zombies. 

764
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,360
Yep. 
How much for how much for damage

765
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,160
+3? 
OK, so you are, by the way, you 

766
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,600
are inspired. 
Yeah, all of your all of because

767
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,440
you, you know, you got, he named
you a road Reaper and so forth. 

768
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,720
You're super inspired. 
Your your damage is going to be 

769
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,440
double as it is anyway. 
Sick. 

770
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,320
All right, so it's a, it's a 1D6
mega damage and it's a six. 

771
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:48,120
Gum and you're in a six. 
So so is it 10 double or is it 

772
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,640
12 double 10? 
What do you so oh oh, I already 

773
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,920
have a. 
Plus, yeah, cuz you get plus 

774
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,520
four damn gum. 
Yeah, no, it would be 10 cuz you

775
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,200
get plus 4 + 4 added on. 
So yeah, double. 

776
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,240
So you did, you did 2020 mega 
damage. 

777
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,320
And so you see Cletus, you guys 
all see Cletus, he takes off and

778
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,120
he takes off so much smoother. 
And bit kind of pops a Willie as

779
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,800
he takes off and he's taking 
curves with his wheelie and he, 

780
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,920
he flips down Dick Cheney. 
And there's the whole when he 

781
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,480
does it and he's whipping it 
around, he's just screaming, his

782
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,400
tongues flapping in the wind, 
kind of like a Saint Bernard 

783
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,960
driving down the road. 
And as he makes contact with the

784
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,800
zombies, he goes down onto 2 
wheels and he's just, he's just,

785
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,040
you see his chains glowing and 
he's just whipping through these

786
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,520
zombies. 
He goes One Direction, comes 

787
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,000
back and does a backhand the 
other direction. 

788
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,680
And he's just, he's just 
swinging the big, he looks like 

789
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,560
a helicopter. 
He's just swinging that thing 

790
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,960
around and he's just slapping 1 
zombie after another. 

791
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,720
I hope he's talking about the 
chain. 

792
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,720
Yeah, I hope so. 
Yeah. 

793
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,120
Well, yeah, mostly. 
I mean, he does have a free 

794
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,760
hand, you know, kind of. 
He just goes ahead and takes his

795
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:07,760
hand off the handlebar. 
But, I mean, yeah. 

796
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,120
So by the time he's done there 
isn't there isn't a zombie left.

797
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,800
Like he just. 
He just ran through that group. 

798
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,000
No, that's how you do it. 
He reiterated him. 

799
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,280
He really made Fred Ashley look 
horrible. 

800
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,840
He did. 
Exactly, brother. 

801
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,040
That's how a road Reaper does 
it. 

802
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,720
I've got to learn from you. 
Yeah. 

803
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,000
Wow, that was bad. 
Oh, goodness. 

804
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,960
It's a hard voice to do tonight,
apparently. 

805
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,520
It skipped me for some reason. 
So yeah, it did. 

806
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,960
I just realized that. 
I apologize. 

807
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,080
No, it's OK. 
It's OK. 

808
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,600
I don't even see you. 
I'm out all the way at the 

809
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,720
bottom. 
You are Oh, it did OK, It would 

810
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,240
you know it probably happened 
when. 

811
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,400
Just click on the left arrow to 
bring it back. 

812
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,960
Yeah, OK. 
So we're back up on. 

813
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,320
OK, Walter went oh, that's why 
because I reorganized 

814
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,280
everything. 
OK, so Ria's sitting there and 

815
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:07,680
she's got her motorcycle and she
decides, and I should have come 

816
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,360
up with a name for her. 
I was too excited about Cletus 

817
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,480
getting to meet a hot biker 
chick. 

818
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,360
So they actually come up with a 
name for her. 

819
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,080
Yeah. 
So she she's not that odd. 

820
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,400
Really. 
You don't get. 

821
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,040
You don't get to say that. 
You do not get to say that. 

822
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:29,320
OK, so she takes off and she, 
you see her as she's riding, she

823
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:33,840
reaches into a bag, a satchel 
that she has on her side and she

824
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,320
pulls out. 
She's got a ring on each finger.

825
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,160
She she pulls out and she's got 
5 grenades in her hands. 

826
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,800
And if she's riding past the 
zombies, she she flicks all the 

827
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,040
grenades off of their in the, 
the pins, just, you know, 

828
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,400
they're around her finger and 
she flips all five of them off, 

829
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,160
thereby pulling the pins at the 
same time. 

830
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:57,160
And let's see. 
Oh, man, that's a beautiful 

831
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,520
roll. 
Wow. 

832
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,160
That's, that's really, oh, 
that's even a full six. 

833
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,200
Wow. 
OK, Yeah. 

834
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,120
So Fred, Ashley's looking really
dumb right now. 

835
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,080
So she she literally wow, she 
took out there just just 

836
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,360
decimated this group. 
And Fred Ashley, he's got egg 

837
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,720
all over his face. 
All right, Marcus, on you all. 

838
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,280
Right. 
We're moving. 

839
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,000
Do we have any timed explosives 
between any of us? 

840
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,440
I. 
Think So what you thinking? 

841
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,680
I have explosive arrows. 
All right, all right, all right.

842
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,000
If I can rig. 
If I can rig them to explode, I 

843
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,960
also want to look around and see
if I can find a tanker truck 

844
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:44,200
along the streets of Chicago or 
some kind of some kind of big 

845
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,160
truck. 
I guess Tiger would be nice. 

846
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,400
OK, something to go. 
Yeah, big truck, something to 

847
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,000
go. 
Boom, big boom. 

848
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:58,160
OK, Yeah, actually, so, so this 
looks a little more like 

849
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,440
possibly an alley. 
So there does happen right, 

850
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:06,680
right over here in this in this 
area you do happen to see there 

851
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:11,280
is a a truck that is that is 
jackknifed and it's kind of the 

852
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,680
zombies are starting to make 
their way around the tanker, but

853
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,560
they but they have not totally 
yet like they're starting to 

854
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,040
flood around it almost like a 
World War Z kind of thing. 

855
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,120
Not like fast. 
Yeah, they're, they're getting 

856
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,360
on it, Yeah. 
Okay, I'll shoot at the tanker 

857
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,040
then. 
I assume the plasma rifle would 

858
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,280
melt and ignite anything. 
More than he did. 

859
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,680
It would more than ignite it. 
Yeah, and it is. 

860
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,960
So it is a gas tanker, but okay.
Okay, okay, okay. 

861
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,640
Okay. 
That's really going to do some 

862
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,000
major damage. 
So would I have to roll lower 

863
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,560
than if I was hitting like a 
human target and it's a whole 

864
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,520
tanker I'll roll anyway lower? 
Lower. 

865
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,320
What do you mean? 
Would you have to roll lower? 

866
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,960
So I rolled A7, you know, is 
that good enough to hit like a 

867
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,080
big old tanker? 
Oh, I see what's saying. 

868
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,120
I see what's saying. 
I see what's saying. 

869
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,480
Yeah, right now. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

870
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,680
I. 
Look for environmental things 

871
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,960
because I roll 7. 
Oh, yeah, right, right. 

872
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,760
It is hard to miss such a thing.
Yeah. 

873
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,800
No, you, you hit it. 
You didn't hit exactly where you

874
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,680
wanted to, but you did hit it. 
You hit it. 

875
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,320
In fact, it doesn't even blow 
up. 

876
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,800
Right. 
You hit it more stronger front, 

877
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,960
you were trying to aim a little 
bit more to the center to the to

878
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,720
the back of the tanker. 
So it was angled a little bit 

879
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:38,040
better at the zombies. 
So I would yeah, I I agree. 

880
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,000
I'm the same way. 
So roll three, die six, and 

881
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,920
we'll multiply that times 10. 16
That's a really good roll. 

882
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,760
That's not a bad roll at all. 
That's a very good roll, 

883
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,360
actually. 
Yeah, 5 and a six. 

884
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,560
So you kind of made-up for it in
the damage. 

885
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,400
We'll we'll say an explosion 
that big. 

886
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,400
You also took down 30 zombies 
also. 

887
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,680
Yeah, boy. 
And, and we'll say just for the 

888
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,280
sake of argument that you 
happened, you were, you were far

889
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,760
enough away. 
Let's see here. 

890
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,040
Let's see. 
Just just to make sure, let's, 

891
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:15,120
let's let the dice decide. 
OK, so you you take 3 damage 

892
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,360
from shrapnel. 
All right. 33 seconds. 

893
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:24,200
Not much, just a little bit. 
It's a little bit All right, so 

894
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,000
these zombies I. 
Don't know what my dogs could do

895
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,320
so. 
Oh yeah, forgot about your dogs.

896
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,960
My apologies. 
It's fine entangling probably I 

897
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,000
can't send them into a full 
group on Zeke. 

898
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,120
I guess I'll have Zeke go up and
like put up like a trip wire 

899
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,160
with his chain or something 
maybe. 

900
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:45,320
It'll slow them could, but it it
put him I mean it would put it 

901
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,000
would put him at risk. 
They're kind of spilling around 

902
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,480
the excuse me, they're kind of 
spilling around the tanker. 

903
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,560
Well, it was well, not now. 
There's nothing left of the 

904
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,920
tanker now, and part of the 
buildings, yeah. 

905
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,240
I don't know what he could do, 
honestly. 

906
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,920
I mean, yeah, he could probably 
grab like one or two of them 

907
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,240
and, you know, trip him up. 
But that's against a group of 

908
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,640
20. 
I'm not sure what good he would 

909
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:08,800
do. 
Right, right. 

910
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:12,880
I'll have him look for weapons. 
All right, Explosives that I'll 

911
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,160
use next time. 
Explosive. 

912
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,280
OK, all right. 
Well, he did not find any. 

913
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:20,080
Dang. 
And the other boy? 

914
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,760
Right, Stripey, You want him to 
look too? 

915
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:23,960
Yeah. 
OK, Yeah. 

916
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,680
Why not he also? 
He also did not find any. 

917
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,640
Yeah, easy, easy go. 
He did find, he did find a ball.

918
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,680
He did bring a ball back. 
I'll take it. 

919
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:37,000
All right, so these zombies here
still pretty much they're 

920
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,160
they're pretty much immobile. 
I mean, they just got the 

921
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,640
absolute garbage blasted out of 
them. 

922
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,800
Brad Ashley being in close 
enough proximity to this group 

923
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:52,880
of zombies over here, they are 
going to attack him and they 

924
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,560
they failed just as epically as 
he did. 

925
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,880
This group is going to move 
closer. 

926
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,120
So he's kind of, he's put 
himself in not a great position.

927
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,440
He's kind of boxed himself in. 
So yeah, not not great, but you 

928
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,920
know, could be worse. 
Could be worse. 

929
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,720
Could be a lot worse. 
There we go. 

930
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,800
OK. 
All right, Wallace, it's on you.

931
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:19,480
OK. 12345 just enough movement 
to get up here. 

932
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:24,520
I'm going to unfurl my energy 
sword and since it has like 2 

933
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,120
tiles of reach I can assume that
I can just like cleave through a

934
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,280
lot of them. 
Oh yeah, absolutely. 

935
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,640
So I'm going to do just that and
I'm going to kind of keep my 

936
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,840
distance away from Rhea because 
she scares me. 

937
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,840
Plus one is 13. 
Yep. 

938
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,080
OK, yeah, cuz you've got, you 
know, you've, you've got that 

939
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:49,400
thing's an anime sword. 
So yeah. 1D6 mega damage, 5000 

940
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,240
damage. 
All right. 

941
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:55,720
So, yeah, Yeah, you're gonna. 
So you took out. 

942
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,680
Say, we'll say you took out six 
zombies. 

943
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,520
It's pretty good for a swing of 
the sword. 

944
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,200
No, You know what? 
Yeah. 

945
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,080
Now let's stick with it. 
We'll stick with it. 

946
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,000
You took out. 
You rolled well. 

947
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,200
Let me be a little more 
generous. 

948
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,400
She took out a zone. 
There we go. 

949
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
I like that a little bit. 
Yeah. 

950
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,280
Sick. 
That's my turn all. 

951
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,280
Right. 
All right. 

952
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:21,360
So Jolene doesn't really have a 
really surprise, big surprise. 

953
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,720
Yeah, he was saying that because
Jolene doesn't really have 

954
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:25,840
anything. 
That's what he was. 

955
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,400
Saying she just sucks around the
group. 

956
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:36,720
So she's going to she starts 
moving over here, still doesn't 

957
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:40,240
have a great shot that pretty 
much takes unfortunately takes 

958
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,360
care. 
She could, but Nah, she's you 

959
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,080
know what? 
I'm feeling generous to myself. 

960
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,560
So she's going to she's going to
fire across just just right over

961
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,520
your ear, your Wallace. 
So kind of hold still. 

962
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,320
Damn. 
Yeah, she definitely, she 

963
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,520
definitely hit it. 
Four die 6 is what I did. 

964
00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,560
No, yeah, three die six. 
My bad. 

965
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,320
I don't all right. 
And that's 80 points of damage 

966
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:08,160
to this mega damage. 
So once again, about 30 zombies 

967
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:12,200
go down all the flushets. 
So as the round flies past your 

968
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,480
ear, it almost not like past 
your ear because if it got that 

969
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,520
close to you, it'll RIP you to 
shreds anyway. 

970
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,520
But as you as you hear the round
fly past you, there's a bit of a

971
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,240
Sonic boom going on there. 
And those flushets as they reach

972
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:29,960
the zombies just kind of break 
apart and just just you see them

973
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,840
just mow them down. 30 zombies 
down. 

974
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,400
All right, Cletus, your turn. 
There's only a couple groups 

975
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,840
left. 
There is Can I make my way up to

976
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,520
the one by Brad Ashley? 
Yeah. 

977
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,800
So I'll make my way up and I'm 
like, yeah. 

978
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,720
And I swing them again. 
Just trying to show off, really.

979
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,520
I get that meaning. 
Careful brother. 

980
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,080
Just this group's really tough. 
I don't hate anything, so 

981
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,960
they're really tough. 
Well I have AI have a plus to 

982
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,440
strike right? 
You do? 

983
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,680
Isn't it 4 plus? 
4 to strike. 

984
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:08,200
Yep, and you can add a + 2 to 
that because you're inspired by 

985
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,720
by Brad Ashley your your mentor.
Right, but. 

986
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:15,920
You now know as your mentor so 
that gives you a 14, so go ahead

987
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,200
and roll your damage. 
All right then. 

988
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:22,600
And it's double damage anyway. 
Well, but it's still a + 3 or 

989
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,640
yeah, plus 3 + + 4. 
I thought it wasn't before. 

990
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,360
Sorry. 
Yeah, so 12/6. 

991
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,520
And it was it was this group 
here. 

992
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,200
Yeah. 
All right. 

993
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,160
So, yeah, you took you took out 
12 of them again. 

994
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,960
You, you, you're playing clean 
up. 

995
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,000
Everybody's starting to see a 
pattern. 

996
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,040
You there, you hear a couple 
people and go, man, that guy 

997
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,840
must be a janitor because he 
just cleans everything up. 

998
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,080
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

999
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,120
Making Brad Ashley look really 
dumb. 

1000
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,480
So he's Brad Ash is kind of 
watching you. 

1001
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:59,320
And he's, he's real quiet and 
he's silent, not saying much, 

1002
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,960
not not looking mad, not looking
happy. 

1003
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:09,120
So he so he, he turns around, he
picks up his machete and he, he,

1004
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:13,240
you see me kind of like does 
this maneuver where like he, he 

1005
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,840
pops a wheelie and then he flips
it around. 

1006
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,240
I don't even know how you do 
such a thing, but he did it. 

1007
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,720
He did really well this time. 
And he's going to go swinging at

1008
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,560
this group to set this next 
group. 

1009
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,920
And wow, that Ashley is not 
getting good roles. 

1010
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,320
He as he whips around and he 
tries to go through the group, 

1011
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,320
he misses every zombie that he 
swings at. 

1012
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:38,560
It's timing his way off. 
Wow, It's just, it's just a 

1013
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,440
mess. 
He makes it through the zombies 

1014
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,120
and he doesn't get hurt. 
But it's it's an absolute, it's 

1015
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:48,160
amazing that he didn't get hurt.
So yeah, he's he was, that was, 

1016
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,960
that was awful. 
OK, Walter. 

1017
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,240
All right, bring my horse up 
onto this side of the group of 

1018
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,720
zombies, same group of zombies, 
and I'm going to pull the old 

1019
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:02,240
double gun on the horse and MG 
42 again as I ride through all. 

1020
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,160
Right. 
OK, so I fall off my horse, it 

1021
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,000
tramples me. 
No, he didn't fall off. 

1022
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,720
Only the God of this universe is
not kind enough to kill me. 

1023
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,240
Definitely, definitely not a 
great role roll. 

1024
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:17,040
Roll damage. 
Anyway, Ford, Ford 6. 

1025
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,640
Excuse me again. 
Let's see. 

1026
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:24,680
Dang, OK, so terrible roll 
decent damage. 

1027
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,160
We'll say you, we'll say you. 
I'll be I'll be generous and 

1028
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,560
we'll say you took out five 
zombies. 

1029
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,840
You stumbled your way through 
it. 

1030
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,040
But this is kind of kind of like
shooting fish in a barrel. 

1031
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,400
Honestly, I'm starting to thin 
out. 

1032
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,320
But anything else for you? 
Just move enough to get out of 

1033
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,000
anybody's line of fire. 
Should they attack that zombie? 

1034
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:46,280
I'm done. 
OK, so Rhea comes whipping 

1035
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,760
through after she did a huge 
amounts of damage to that other 

1036
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,560
group. 
She looks at she looks at 

1037
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,200
Euclidus and she kinda licks her
lips. 

1038
00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:00,240
She she hammers down on the 
throttle and and flies into the 

1039
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:04,840
group and she pulls out a, she 
pulls out a sword that you 

1040
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,560
didn't even notice that she had 
earlier, a little bit of a 

1041
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,440
shorter one, kind of a wakazashi
kind of a thing. 

1042
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,920
Wow. 
And she she can roll well today 

1043
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,120
and she rolled A20. 
She rolled a Nat 20. 

1044
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:16,880
Nothing. 
Yeah, that's good. 

1045
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,520
What I'm saying. 
Not the sharpest of swords, 

1046
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,640
seems sharper. 
But she slices through. 

1047
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,720
She takes, takes out eight of 
them. 

1048
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,960
Seven of them, just 8 left up 
over here by the horse. 

1049
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,800
She looks at Walter, she looks 
at you. 

1050
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,520
And can I, can I pitch your 
horse? 

1051
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,000
And I bet that. 
Dog. 

1052
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,960
It is, it is half machine. 
I don't know how to react. 

1053
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:43,120
Some Chinese guy killed it and 
revived it. 

1054
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,080
Feel free. 
It happened, yeah. 

1055
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,160
He never died. 
He did die. 

1056
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:51,280
He didn't die. 
Take it easy, Long Shuang Dong 

1057
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:55,800
all. 
Right, Marcus return. 

1058
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,920
Hello. 
Hello. 

1059
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:06,080
All right. 
How many are left in this group 

1060
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:09,000
that I've been fighting? 
There's 20. 700. 

1061
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,440
You took out thirty of them last
last time, don't forget. 

1062
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,520
Any of them on fire? 
How many did I kill? 

1063
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,240
20 you said. 
You killed 30 in the with the 

1064
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,080
explosion going boy. 
OK. 50 each. 

1065
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:25,600
Imagine there's gonna be some 
leveling up going on. 3 * 50 OK 

1066
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,280
and then? 
Yeah. 

1067
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,840
I mean, yeah, I imagine some of 
them are there's, I mean, 

1068
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,800
there's definitely some flames 
going on. 

1069
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,760
Some of their, some that are 
alive still. 

1070
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,520
There's some clothes on fire. 
There's some naked zombies 

1071
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:40,680
roaming around now, which is not
anything impressive. 

1072
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,680
I mean, you saw last week. 
That guy's pretty hung. 

1073
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,600
I'm gonna lie. 
No, all the naughty bits have 

1074
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,760
pretty much rotted off by now, 
no? 

1075
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:53,360
Is there any? 
Especially from the flames. 

1076
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,280
I mean, you know, it's only so 
much a body can handle. 

1077
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:01,320
Thinking about trying to knock 
over something onto them a 

1078
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,400
building. 
My plasma rifle can't melt 

1079
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,720
through steel beams. 
It's not jet fuel. 

1080
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:12,120
So yeah, actually though, I mean
the plasma could, I don't know 

1081
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,920
if it would be enough all at 
once, like kind of I, I see what

1082
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,360
you're getting at. 
So the the building that they're

1083
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,200
right next to, yeah. 
I mean, you could So what you, 

1084
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,520
so would you be able to bring 
down a whole building? 

1085
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,760
No. 
Would you be able to possibly 

1086
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:31,040
shoot at a building? 
And if you, if you rolled well 

1087
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,040
enough, I would say, yeah, that 
would you could definitely bring

1088
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,920
down part of a building on this 
group. 

1089
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,720
So it's like an overhang or arch
or something. 

1090
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,280
Then something along those 
lines. 

1091
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,000
I mean, like, so like, you know,
you shoot a little higher up, 

1092
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,640
you know, whatever, like maybe 
towards the top of the building.

1093
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,760
Yeah, I could see that 
definitely being OK. 

1094
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,560
OK. 
But it kind of depends on how 

1095
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,200
well you roll. 
If you want, if you want to try 

1096
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,960
that, if you roll real. 
Nice or high? 

1097
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,120
All right, I'll roll. 
Yeah. 

1098
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,360
I mean, it's up. 
It's up to you. 

1099
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,560
Never mind. 
Yeah, you, you hit the building,

1100
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,800
you do a lot of damage there. 
There is some, there is some 

1101
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:15,480
rubble. 
You do so about so there's about

1102
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,240
five of them that are not 
covered, but definitely like 

1103
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,240
you've slowed the entire group 
down like they're not they're 

1104
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,840
not going anymore. 
They're kind of stuck right 

1105
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,080
where they're at, which means 
they're not going to advance on 

1106
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,640
Zeke that you didn't kill any 
though, No, huh, definitely not 

1107
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,600
with A2. 
No, definitely they're real 

1108
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,600
higher than a 2. 
So that group of zombies is oh, 

1109
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,960
go ahead. 
Oh you might. 

1110
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,000
You might want to do something 
with Zeke or striping. 

1111
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:44,080
There's not really much I can do
without putting them in danger. 

1112
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,520
I had an idea for my plasma 
rifle, but maybe we'll come back

1113
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:49,000
to that. 
OK. 

1114
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:51,480
Yeah, it's pretty much it. 
I'll end my turn. 

1115
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:56,480
OK. 
All right, so zombies are going 

1116
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,440
to cuz I mean, they're just, you
know, they're not happy with 

1117
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,560
Brad Ashley. 
He seems kind of an easy target 

1118
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,120
right now. 
They swipe at him. 

1119
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,800
Several of them are going to 
swipe at him. 

1120
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,760
So so they they there's several 
of them that kind of they don't 

1121
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,160
get a hold of Brad Ashley, but 
they definitely put a hurting on

1122
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:15,760
it. 
They hit him. 

1123
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:19,520
He gets some punches and kicks 
and bites and gets scratched up 

1124
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,680
pretty good. 
Gets gets knocked around a 

1125
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,440
little bit. 
He's he's not dead, but he's 

1126
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:28,440
bloody for sure not not not a 
great moment. 

1127
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,440
The the other group that's close
to Zeke over here, they're not 

1128
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,920
really able to do much of 
anything. 

1129
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,720
If they are, they're moving 
around the rubble, which did 

1130
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,120
slow them down. 
All right. 

1131
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,920
And Wallace, what you going to 
do when they come forward? 

1132
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:50,680
I kind of, I feel like the real 
Brad, Ashley, Cletus and gang 

1133
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,600
all have this group of zombies 
over here. 

1134
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,360
So I'm going to go and attempt 
to help Marcus, OK? 

1135
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:01,360
And I'm gonna take out my plasma
missile launcher, all right? 

1136
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,680
And I'm gonna intentionally aim 
for like, the back of the pack. 

1137
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,920
All right. 
So that I don't hit Zeke. 

1138
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,600
Good plan, good plan, otherwise 
Zeke will die 15. 

1139
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,200
Self destruct. 
Nice. 

1140
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:19,680
Yeah, that'd be bad. 20,000 
damage all right, Dang what? 

1141
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:23,720
All right, so we're going to say
you took out 12 of them, so that

1142
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:27,000
leaves eight of them left. 
You just, you just took the back

1143
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:32,200
half and swift around like a big
old fishtail dog tail, some kind

1144
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,760
of tail made a mess. 
That pig's tail, pig's tail, 

1145
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,920
that works, that kind. 
Of. 

1146
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,920
Yeah. 
Yeah, and Zeke's tale. 

1147
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,920
I know. 
He's fine unless you start 

1148
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:48,160
talking about peanut butter. 
Does someone want peanut butter?

1149
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,400
Peanut butter. 
I want peanut butter. 

1150
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,280
But your dad has the peanut 
butter for you. 

1151
01:03:56,480 --> 01:04:02,360
Can I have peanut butter? 
Time and place, Time and place. 

1152
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,560
After this, you're a good boy. 
Good boy. 

1153
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,040
You said, you said it's 50 per 
zombie. 

1154
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:14,120
Yes. 
Yep, 12 * 50. 

1155
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,440
Dang, So kind of the same thing 
with Jolene. 

1156
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,840
She doesn't have the greatest 
shot. 

1157
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:22,840
She definitely does with Cletus 
and Brad Ashley right there. 

1158
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,760
So she's gonna, she's gonna, 
well, she don't have been closer

1159
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,560
to the group. 
She's kind of, she's kind of 

1160
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,760
stuck between her and you know 
what? 

1161
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,160
She's gonna, she's gonna take 
one out of out of your playbook,

1162
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,800
Marcus, and she's gonna, she's 
gonna try and follow up on your 

1163
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,960
idea. 
And it didn't work. 

1164
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:41,240
She slams into the same 
building, pretty much brings 

1165
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,120
down about the same amount of 
rebel you did. 

1166
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,960
It's hard. 
It it is. 

1167
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,840
Apparently it is apparently it 
is. 

1168
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,920
It was a great idea. 
She gives you, you know, a 

1169
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,760
thumbs up, but it just do it. 
It didn't work for either one of

1170
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:57,560
you, but those zombies are 
definitely not going anywhere. 

1171
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,760
I mean, they're totally just. 
Yeah, they're they're boxed in. 

1172
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:09,080
All right, Cletus. 
All right, well, I'm, I'm going 

1173
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,080
to save Brad Ashley. 
Because you know. 

1174
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:19,480
So I pop another wheelie after 
doing a sick, the sick like skid

1175
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:23,960
and pop, yeah. 
And Tokyo, yeah. 

1176
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:29,080
And I I I'm dragging my chain 
behind me and and come up and 

1177
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:33,320
save the day for him with a 19. 
Oh my goodness, Dad Gum, you're 

1178
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,400
really showing him up. 
Well, I mean, oh man, that's 

1179
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,520
killed 4. 
So I mean, you know, 5 + 4. 

1180
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,760
Times 2, yeah. 
So that's 10. 

1181
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:45,360
How many was left here? 
Yeah, you did it again. 

1182
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,600
You did it again. 
You cleaned up. 

1183
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:51,280
Wow. 
I mean, great, I'm making up for

1184
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,320
last week. 
Yeah, and apparently this is not

1185
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,360
Brad's week at all. 
Okay, so that's the third. 

1186
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:02,480
You've cleaned up all three 
groups, quite a few zombies, but

1187
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:06,240
with with a a glowing chain. 
Yeah, I love it. 

1188
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:11,080
Brad Ashley is he? 
Brad Ashley is absolutely 

1189
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,640
inspired by you. 
Like you would think that he 

1190
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:19,280
would be upset that he would, 
you know, get bitter looks at 

1191
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,880
you. 
And he's, he's his brother. 

1192
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,840
I'm going to do this. 
You have my baby. 

1193
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,680
I'm going to do this one. 
Brother. 

1194
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,800
You, you're the man. 
Thanks. 

1195
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,680
And he? 
Takes off riding and he's 

1196
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:37,280
zipping through city streets and
he he runs, he runs smack into 

1197
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:41,240
this this group of zombies here 
and he's going to he says, I'm 

1198
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:46,600
calling this one the janitor and
he rides in because he's 

1199
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:51,880
inspired he, he has enough to 
actually hit him. 

1200
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:57,920
Yeah, a one or two this time and
let's see roll with this 

1201
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,000
machete. 
Machete. 

1202
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:05,560
And he doesn't quite clean them 
up, but he does take out five of

1203
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,560
them. 
So there's three left in this 

1204
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,440
group and that's it. 
So there's 3 zombies left. 

1205
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,600
Walter, it's your turn. 
Walter. 

1206
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:18,120
Bye, turn, bye. 
And that's the last bit of 

1207
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,840
zombies over there, right? 
Yep, there's three of them. 

1208
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,800
Do I have enough distance on my 
horse to make it over there to? 

1209
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,360
I mean, your horse can run 
pretty fast. 

1210
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,560
So yeah, you're you're you're 
out. 

1211
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,400
I mean, you'd pretty much be 
keeping pace with any of the 

1212
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,200
motorcycles. 
I hope Palladium away. 

1213
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:43,920
Try out my double gun this time 
I'll I'll throw in the MG 42 

1214
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,360
just to be safe. 
All right, OK. 

1215
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:47,880
It's does. 
It's rolling. 

1216
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,400
Thank you, Pastor Slowness. 
Over to me, Cheddar. 

1217
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,280
Yeah, no problem. 
It's taking a while for it to do

1218
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,720
anything for you, huh? 
Yeah. 

1219
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,920
So I just refreshed the page. 
Oh wow. 

1220
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,040
Oh there we go. 
OK, I'm re rolling. 

1221
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,920
Give me just one second all. 
Right. 

1222
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:05,840
Of course it was a three. 
God forbid I get anything. 

1223
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,200
Yeah, you seen as hell. 
There's only three left and you 

1224
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,000
rolled a three. 
Yeah, you you missed them, but 

1225
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,800
Dang it, it's not like shooting 
fish in a barrel now. 

1226
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:21,720
Takes a special kind of guy to 
miss targets with a mini gun. 

1227
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:26,399
I mean, yes, no, it happened. 
You know, you're riding around. 

1228
01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:29,200
Zombies are moving, flailing, 
flopping or trying to. 

1229
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,640
Well, they're not really moving,
actually. 

1230
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,160
These that one is flopping over 
there. 

1231
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,600
He's flopping a lot. 
Like I said, I'm pretty hung. 

1232
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:38,960
I'm just saying it. 
We're all thinking it. 

1233
01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:44,439
Fair enough. 
So so so so Rhea Rhea rides up 

1234
01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:46,160
to. 
Diarrhea. 

1235
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:50,920
Up to up to Cletus, and she says
that's that's some of the 

1236
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,720
hottest moves I've ever seen. 
And she touches your upper 

1237
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,439
thigh. 
The battle's almost. 

1238
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:59,439
Over with Cletus, you're in your
in your mic over there. 

1239
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:02,279
You all right? 
Yeah, the. 

1240
01:09:02,279 --> 01:09:06,200
Last woman he saw he killed. 
I'm I'm resisting temptation to 

1241
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,600
kill. 
You. 

1242
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,319
Want me to do it you? 
Want me to do it? 

1243
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,760
Be over quick. 
Be over quick. 

1244
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:20,680
Unless I rolled threes like you 
know, I do. 

1245
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:25,479
Well, yeah, yeah, you know. 
All right. 

1246
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:27,600
Well, it's on you, Marcus. 
Clean it up. 

1247
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,800
Is there? 
How does the plasma rifle shoot?

1248
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,359
Is it shoot just super heated 
water? 

1249
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,080
He said. 
Some kind of liquid? 

1250
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,920
So it's it's a soup. 
It doesn't have to be. 

1251
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:45,040
More than likely it is water. 
That's that's all. 

1252
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,000
So there's a lot of it's, it's 
honestly kind of, it's not 

1253
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,880
theoretical, but the ability to 
be able to contain such energy 

1254
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,960
and to be able to shoot it is, 
is still theoretical. 

1255
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,160
I'm just wondering how. 
IRL. 

1256
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,040
Pulse. 
My idea is to put something on 

1257
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:03,000
the end of the barrel and give 
it like a scatter gun effect or 

1258
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,920
to try that. 
OK, I, I see what you're saying.

1259
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:11,800
It is a good idea. 
I don't know what would stand up

1260
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:18,120
to, you know, six die, six MDC 
that wouldn't disintegrate that 

1261
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:19,560
would, that would be the issue 
with that. 

1262
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:23,120
Otherwise that's and I do like 
that and I've never thought of 

1263
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,400
that. 
That's that's some 

1264
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,280
out-of-the-box thinking to be 
sure. 

1265
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:31,280
Yeah, yeah. 
It does have a a small bit of 

1266
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,880
AOE effect. 
I mean, it does, it does kind of

1267
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,240
splatter when it hits a target. 
I think. 

1268
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:40,240
I think it's like around a 5 
foot radius is what it is. 

1269
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,320
So I mean, it generally doesn't 
seem to amount to much. 

1270
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:46,520
But like in the like with the 
all of them being in such close 

1271
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,400
proximity, you know, as when 
there was 50 of them, you know, 

1272
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,040
it did it did a lot more damage.
Yeah. 

1273
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:53,240
And I see what you're saying 
though. 

1274
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:57,000
I really like that it might be 
something the Long Duk Dong 

1275
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,080
might be able to figure out 
that. 

1276
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,000
'D be cool, yeah. 
Wouldn't it would? 

1277
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,200
Well, in the meantime, I'm just 
going to lay down on the ground 

1278
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:09,360
or no, I'm going to find a car 
and prop my rifle up against it 

1279
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,160
and shoot into the crowd. 
All right, it. 

1280
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:16,400
Taking deep breaths, I'm getting
I'm getting close to where it'd 

1281
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,720
be pretty hard to miss. 
Yeah, Oh geez. 

1282
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,040
Except for when you're rolling 
that one. 

1283
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:28,240
And Dang it, he actually shoots 
Zeke. 

1284
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,960
Honestly, Yeah. 
My next role was a 17 and then a

1285
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:38,400
ten and then that's why he's 
Stripey is sniffing my butt 

1286
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:42,960
while I'm trying to shoot. 
Yeah, you know he is. 

1287
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:53,840
He's not right up there. 
Just shoots right up in the sky.

1288
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:58,560
Yeah, just you can send Zeke in 
with only three zombies, and 

1289
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,000
they're pretty much, you know, 
they're somewhat pinned down. 

1290
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,960
Yeah. 
You could probably at least take

1291
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:06,360
one of them down, maybe a couple
He's. 

1292
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:10,920
Just going to attack. 
He's got plus 12 to entangle 

1293
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,560
Zombie. 
Yeah, because that's a that's a 

1294
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:17,600
percentage role to entangle, 
which much rather do that with a

1295
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,040
20 skill. 
Just put a percent. 

1296
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,840
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1297
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:25,360
I don't know why it doesn't. 
It doesn't even say that in the 

1298
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:28,320
book. 
I'm I'm going to say you hit 

1299
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:29,520
him. 
You know what I mean? 

1300
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:32,440
You hit him. 
So roll, roll some damage. 

1301
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:34,000
What's he what's he trying to 
do? 

1302
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,520
Is he going in and trying to 
take a bite out of crime? 

1303
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,720
Yeah, he's going to try to RIP 
the head off of 1 and then swing

1304
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,120
him around and hit another 
zombie. 

1305
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,200
OK. 
He's got vibro teeth. 

1306
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:48,520
Yep, Yep. 
So that hurts 4D6 MDC. 

1307
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:55,520
Yeah, OK, so he he kind of does 
tries to do his signature Zeke 

1308
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,800
move. 
He grabs a hold of a head or 

1309
01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:01,720
neck and and flips him around as
gravity helps do its part. 

1310
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:05,160
He does this as has been the 
case a couple of Times Now. 

1311
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,920
He just takes the head clean off
so he doesn't swing the body 

1312
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:13,560
around, but he does and he does 
entirely decapitate a zombie. 

1313
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:17,040
So he did kill one, made a made 
a huge mess, you know, with 

1314
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,440
those teeth. 
It just, it's like, it's like 

1315
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:20,800
smashing a pumpkin. 
It's gross. 

1316
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:21,640
It's really. 
Gross. 

1317
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,200
And then I'll have a strap. 
You go in. 

1318
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:29,880
All right over 6 + 1. 
Anyone that any ones that are 

1319
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:33,400
being trampled or entangled, he 
would go for those on the 

1320
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:39,560
ground. 
OK, OK, so he he goes in to try 

1321
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:43,000
and and just, you know, start 
tearing at a neck or whatever. 

1322
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,400
And I don't even see how you 
flavor it that he wouldn't be 

1323
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,880
able to get a hold of it. 
So as as he so as he does try to

1324
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,720
to to start biting the neck, it 
it swipes at him and doesn't 

1325
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,200
doesn't like hurt him, but kind 
of swats him away. 

1326
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:59,000
So he he has to back up to be on
stay on the offensive. 

1327
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,000
So he's fine. 
He's not hurt or anything like 

1328
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,000
that. 
But he didn't, he didn't do any 

1329
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,600
damage to the zombie laying 
there. 

1330
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:07,400
And the zombies are going to 
continue to pretty much not be 

1331
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,040
able to do much of anything. 
You know, they are they are 

1332
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:12,680
going to take a swipe since Brad
Ashley is right there and he's 

1333
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:16,040
the favored pick. 
So once again, you do a 

1334
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:19,160
considerable amount of damage. 
He's he's he's knocked off his 

1335
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:23,760
bike, he's bloodied and beaten 
kind of kind of beat up. 

1336
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:28,920
He's not not proven to be like 
super, you know, he's, he's 

1337
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:32,080
being real macho about the whole
thing, you know, but he's not 

1338
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,480
not a really good combatant. 
He did, after all, say that he 

1339
01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:38,600
was just a just a set, an 
assembly line worker at the Ford

1340
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:43,680
plant, just a regular guy who's 
pretty fit. 

1341
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,440
That's why he's able to take the
damage. 

1342
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,360
All right, Wallace. 
How many zombies are left? 

1343
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,280
2. 
Dos. 

1344
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:55,120
All right, so. 
So I'm going to push through the

1345
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,640
horse, the dog, the Marcus. 
Sorry. 

1346
01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:58,520
Excuse me. 
Sorry. 

1347
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,760
Pardon me. 
Walk around to the back of the 

1348
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,080
zombies. 
Yeah, sorry. 

1349
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,040
You need a white more. 
I'm sorry. 

1350
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:11,440
Anyway, I'm going to pull out my
shotgun. 

1351
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,840
I'm going to like double tap the
2 remaining zombies. 

1352
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:19,480
All right, 17, All right, yeah, 
plaque. 

1353
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:22,560
All right, 18 days. 
Yeah, we're going to call that 

1354
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,520
good. 
You take out the last remaining 

1355
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:29,520
2 zombies, which just clung to 
to just clung to life to the 

1356
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:33,280
last minute last second. 
All right combat's over with. 

1357
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:37,400
There's been a lot of experience
points made in this one for 

1358
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:42,120
sure. 
So she looks at she, she comes 

1359
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:46,800
up to you, Cletus, and she says,
so we're we're not in battle 

1360
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,240
anymore. 
Everything's over with. 

1361
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:52,280
Does your offer still stand? 
No, no, no. 

1362
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:58,000
Really, why not? 
I I gotta, I gotta, you know, 

1363
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:02,800
fix up the bike, you know, Yep, 
have fun. 

1364
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,600
OK. 
I guess can I have a Med kit? 

1365
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:10,320
Can I go over to Brad Ashley and
start fixing him up? 

1366
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,720
Yeah, absolutely. 
Yeah. 

1367
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:16,560
Yeah, brother. 
Thanks. 

1368
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:20,840
You want me to roll anything or?
Nah, yeah, you can. 

1369
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,080
Yeah, you can roll it. 
I mean, if he was, if he was, 

1370
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:27,640
you know, like if he wasn't an 
MPC, then I would say yeah. 

1371
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:32,200
But you, you you bandaged him up
and he's he's really grateful 

1372
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:35,760
and he's really humbled. 
He he tells, you know, he tells 

1373
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,280
you he's like I I told you guys 
I was just a just an assembly 

1374
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,920
line worker. 
I not very much, but I tried. 

1375
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:44,600
Cletus. 
Yeah. 

1376
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,520
You're the you're the greatest 
among us, brother. 

1377
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:51,360
I'm proud. 
I'm proud to fight by your side.

1378
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,000
Don't know about that but OK. 
He wants to do the holds his 

1379
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:58,040
hand up like he wants to do one 
of the really manly handshakes 

1380
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:00,440
where you grip each other's 
forearm instead of your hand. 

1381
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,960
There's kind of like a lightning
strike in the background. 

1382
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:11,320
And you can tell that a lifetime
friendship has been forged in 

1383
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:12,760
fire. 
Right, Right. 

1384
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:13,600
Right. 
Right. 

1385
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,480
Right. 
So, yeah. 

1386
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,680
Absolutely epic. 
So, yeah. 

1387
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:21,920
So you kind of you bandaged and 
kind of fixed him up and he's 

1388
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,960
really grateful. 
Feel like like I should give you

1389
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,840
guys something, something to 
something to help you on your 

1390
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:30,880
way brother. 
Oh yeah. 

1391
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,960
I don't, I don't know what like 
bad. 

1392
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:38,800
Rolls and no kill count. 
Yeah, I feel like, I mean that 

1393
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,160
like I should leave you with 
some inspiration or something. 

1394
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,800
I don't know. 
OK, Yes. 

1395
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,680
Good luck. 
Well, thanks. 

1396
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,120
Yeah, Yeah. 
Thanks, I guess. 

1397
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,840
I don't think you really need 
anything from me, brother. 

1398
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:02,080
I rolled the two to steal his 
menthols from his front pocket, 

1399
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,680
failing horribly. 
Hey, hey, man. 

1400
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:08,320
What? 
What? 

1401
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:09,480
What are you? 
What are you doing? 

1402
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,480
Nothing. 
I just want those I. 

1403
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:18,240
Just want those. 
I was trying to steal them from 

1404
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,680
you without you noticing. 
That's kind of my thing. 

1405
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,720
Tell them. 
Boy, no, don't, don't give it to

1406
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:24,400
him. 
He he wants to feel like he's 

1407
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,560
taking it. 
Yeah. 

1408
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:28,080
Tell. 
Them tell them boys. 

1409
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,680
OK. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1410
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:35,760
He has a disorder. 
I have a disorder. 

1411
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,800
All right, so I'm gonna just 
kind of set him. 

1412
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,120
I'm just gonna kind of set him 
on my gas tank here while I 

1413
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:44,200
admire Cletus. 
OK. 

1414
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,080
Don't make it weird. 
Yeah. 

1415
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:50,080
No, you can't get out of sight 
of Raya and not hide from her. 

1416
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:52,520
You gonna hide from her? 
Yeah, I'm gonna. 

1417
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,840
I'm gonna hide behind Jolie's 
mecha suit. 

1418
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,040
She got the Rhea. 
She got the Rhea. 

1419
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,640
So did you want to? 
Did I assume you still want to 

1420
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:03,760
take the menthols? 
Yeah, greatest. 

1421
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:07,600
OK, yeah, yeah. 
While he's while he's eyeballing

1422
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:11,840
Cletus, you take the menthols 
and he just kind of gets wide 

1423
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:14,720
eyed and kind of shakes his head
but doesn't acts like he doesn't

1424
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:19,520
notice that you're doing it. 
No, no, no. 

1425
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,080
You guys just like when we first
met Haggis. 

1426
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,840
Cletus, look at that bird over 
there, brother. 

1427
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:28,840
Oh who? 
Am I talking to nobody? 

1428
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:32,320
Does the voice in my head? 
Oh. 

1429
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,680
Oh Dang it. 
What, what, what? 

1430
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:41,160
Where? 
So from there, we'll try to try 

1431
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,960
not to take too long to finish 
this up. 

1432
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:45,440
It's been going for a little 
while. 

1433
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:47,120
Do you guys want to just end it 
right here? 

1434
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,840
This battle did definitely last 
a little longer than I expected 

1435
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:53,320
it to. 10:30 Yeah. 
I'm good with whatever. 

1436
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:54,880
Yeah, whatever. 
I don't care. 

1437
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:56,680
Me too. 
I ain't scared. 

1438
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:59,720
I ain't scared. 
I ain't scared, OK, Nothing. 

1439
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:04,520
So you you guys continue through
the battered and bloodied 

1440
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:10,960
streets of Chicago and you make 
it to the apartment. 

1441
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:15,200
That was, excuse me, that was 
listed for the doctor, OK. 

1442
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:21,200
And you so as you you notice 
like there's pictures of likes. 

1443
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:25,120
There's like a couple pictures 
like kid, kid like drawings done

1444
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:29,320
in crayon and everything of a 
bean, like a kidney bean up on 

1445
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:33,160
the refrigerator. 
You his the screensaver on his 

1446
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:37,320
computer, which just still 
happens to have some power left 

1447
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:42,680
to it somehow magically it was 
it was it was in sleep mode when

1448
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:46,360
you try to access it. 
It's the picture of the bean 

1449
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:49,800
that's in Navy Pier. 
You see a couple of figurines 

1450
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:54,840
throughout the house that it is 
either that bean or a different 

1451
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:58,400
bean seems to have an odd 
fascination with. 

1452
01:20:58,440 --> 01:21:02,160
If you find a couple of empty 
liquor bottles and when I say 

1453
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:07,600
find they are kind of scattered 
on the floor and when I say few,

1454
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:11,000
there's like 10 or so. 
They're all pretty well dry. 

1455
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:13,800
You didn't, you didn't leave 
anything in them and you don't 

1456
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:17,480
really find anything of interest
in the apartment except for you.

1457
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:21,720
Just you keep to see you keep 
seeing this reoccurring theme of

1458
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,360
everyone who. 
He's in the radio right now. 

1459
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:26,480
Kind of, yeah. 
Actually, that doesn't sound 

1460
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:31,040
bad, being a cheese burrito. 
Yeah, kind of makes you wonder 

1461
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,560
if, you know, it's not 
affiliated apartment. 

1462
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:36,760
But then you then you see a, you
see a post note on the 

1463
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:39,720
refrigerator that's under a 
magnet that you didn't see at 

1464
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,280
first. 
It said, I'm going to the bean. 

1465
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:45,480
I'll be back later. 
So we might still be. 

1466
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:47,600
There. 
No, he's gonna go kiss the bean.

1467
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:50,040
What's? 
The coffee starting from 

1468
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,600
propane. 
Propane. 

1469
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:52,400
That. 
Would make. 

1470
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,800
Sense. 
Yeah, I would. 

1471
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:56,320
Start the paint. 
You guys want to go check out 

1472
01:21:56,320 --> 01:21:58,440
the bean? 
Yeah, go check out the bean. 

1473
01:21:58,760 --> 01:21:59,800
Yeah. 
OK. 

1474
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:02,760
So you, you, you. 
Copy the bean as bean. 

1475
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:07,080
I, I don't think, I don't think 
guys can do that. 

1476
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,160
I don't know. 
They can. 

1477
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:11,000
Yeah, he can. 
He can science. 

1478
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:19,960
You just drive your own bean. 
And if you will it into 

1479
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,360
existence, you could try really 
really hard. 

1480
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,760
I mean some people not all have 
are the same size as a bean. 

1481
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,600
OK. 
So that is fair. 

1482
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:31,800
That is fair. 
Yeah. 

1483
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,560
That's like 6 inches though. 
I think that's huge. 

1484
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:37,960
Those people will rename. 
It's ginormous. 

1485
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:45,000
So everybody roll me a roll me a
20 real quick for perception. 

1486
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:48,360
You said, is that it everybody? 
14 I did something. 

1487
01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:51,520
What just happened here? 
Oh crap. 

1488
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:58,840
He dropped his dice. 
Up a smoke roll I. 

1489
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:00,280
Don't know how I pulled the 
coat. 

1490
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:02,240
How did I pull the code up for 
this? 

1491
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,400
Oh, did it log you out? 
No. 

1492
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:06,320
Just popped up a whole bunch of 
code. 

1493
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,680
Did you accidentally press F-12?
Oh, as I say. 

1494
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:13,680
That would have no idea my hands
were nowhere near the 12, but 

1495
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:15,160
sure I've. 
Done it before. 

1496
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:18,560
Look at that, another 3 deaths. 
Serendipitous. 

1497
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:20,720
The last time I refreshed I got 
a 3/2. 

1498
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:26,760
Oh, man, that's that that 
actually that that may have may 

1499
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:31,040
be a pattern. 
OK, so Wallace, not Wallace, 

1500
01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:35,200
Marcus. 
Yeah, one of the other US's you.

1501
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,760
So you're looking, you got all 
of you are looking at the bean 

1502
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:44,640
and you see what looks like sort
of not the underside, but you 

1503
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:46,640
know, it's, it's right there on 
the bottom. 

1504
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:52,040
You see what looks like a hatch.
It is not very visible. 

1505
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:54,640
Looks like you might be able to 
open it possibly. 

1506
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,600
It's always been here. 
I don't know, Danny. 

1507
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:58,120
Was there a hatch when you went 
to go see it? 

1508
01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:00,760
No who? 
Danny Cletus. 

1509
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:02,960
Daniella. 
Daniella. 

1510
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:10,400
My lover. 
You try to, you try to open it. 

1511
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,160
Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, I'll shoot at it 

1512
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:19,240
with my plasma rifle. 
Plasma melts through the crack 

1513
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:21,880
door we can go down in. 
And then there's a dead guy 

1514
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:31,640
inside, so you don't actually 
fire around, but you end up 

1515
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:35,840
hitting hitting the the panel 
with your gun and it pops open. 

1516
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:39,040
It's attached to one of those 
little magnetic springs. 

1517
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:42,080
And when it opens up? 
It like reflects off. 

1518
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:43,640
Right. 
Yeah, it would. 

1519
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:47,040
Well, so that the plasma 
wouldn't, but like a laser 

1520
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,440
would, a laser would. 
It would barely do any damage to

1521
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:51,200
it. 
Duly noted. 

1522
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,520
Excuse me. 
Excuse me. 

1523
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:58,880
So anyway, yeah, yeah, honestly,
that's, that's what that's about

1524
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:03,840
how shiny the glitter boy is. 
So when you when the Hatch opens

1525
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:09,200
up, liquor bottles that fall 
out. 

1526
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:12,320
Yeah. 
And clink, clink to the ground 

1527
01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:15,120
and roll all over the place. 
And there's enough room for you 

1528
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,400
to be able to like, you know, 
squeeze up in there. 

1529
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:20,560
Did you want to want to inspect?
Yeah. 

1530
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:26,880
Propane. 
Time to start the paint. 

1531
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:30,280
Yeah. 
Who's there? 

1532
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:34,680
It's a girl, you know, the 
propane salesman. 

1533
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:53,360
Go look at my wares out there, 
out, out the out the only hole. 

1534
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:57,280
I can't go out there, man. 
Why I can't? 

1535
01:25:57,480 --> 01:26:00,680
It's because it's it's not safe.
Yeah, it is. 

1536
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:05,040
I just came in here safe. 
But you're here, so it means 

1537
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:07,600
it's not safe. 
But you're on my route. 

1538
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:10,720
I am. 
Yeah, Doc, we just talked 

1539
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:14,400
yesterday on the phone. 
Oh, Oh yeah. 

1540
01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:18,480
On the On the what? 
On the telephone, go go check 

1541
01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:23,600
out how much propane I brought. 
Hang on, I gotta I gotta take a 

1542
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,760
little drinky poo. 
OK. 

1543
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:29,240
And he takes the bottle that's 
in his hand and it's, it's 

1544
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:31,600
about, you know, a third of the 
way full. 

1545
01:26:31,960 --> 01:26:37,600
OK. 
He he guzzles it, just all downs

1546
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:41,720
the whole thing. 
And he's, they're pretty good. 

1547
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:57,000
The liquor says yeah, that 
you're trying to find me. 

1548
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:00,560
Yeah, that's why I'm here. 
We found you. 

1549
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,360
Found you. 
Oh, are you? 

1550
01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:05,280
Are you? 
Are you here to kill me? 

1551
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,960
No. 
I'm here for tickle fight. 

1552
01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:11,040
The air around you is real, real
thick, so we're here to help you

1553
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:14,680
mow it. 
Wait a tickle fight or mow the 

1554
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:16,680
air. 
I'm in tickle. 

1555
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:20,800
You man, I've always wanted this
man. 

1556
01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:27,720
You know, it's almost like the 
company that asked me to to make

1557
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:37,040
the the what's that stuff I was 
supposed to, I was supposed to 

1558
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:40,480
make. 
So there were these little by 

1559
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:45,520
tiny robots, right? 
Really, really small. 

1560
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:48,960
Like you couldn't see them with 
your naked. 

1561
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:51,400
I said naked. 
Yeah, Nanobot. 

1562
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,720
Eye. 
Yep. 

1563
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:55,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's it. 

1564
01:27:56,080 --> 01:28:01,320
And I was supposed to like, come
up with the fuel, right? 

1565
01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:05,440
What better fuel? 
What better fuel than alcohol? 

1566
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,880
Well, propane, but yeah, you 
know, OK. 

1567
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:11,160
Well, wait, wait, wait. 
OK, so here's the here's the 

1568
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:13,200
genius part, right? 
OK. 

1569
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:17,720
So yes, I figured propane, 
propane would be good. 

1570
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:21,480
But when they just a little 
bitty thing and runs out of 

1571
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:24,840
propane, what's she going to do?
Drink propane. 

1572
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:30,080
Well, there's no propane in, in,
in, you know, in space, like you

1573
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:33,680
have to go to a tank and it's a 
whole process, right? 

1574
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:35,640
Have you ever been there? 
Because I've been to. 

1575
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:39,080
Space, Yeah. 
Oh, oh, yeah. 

1576
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:42,080
OK, yeah. 
Well, I think these, I think 

1577
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:45,400
these little robots were 
supposed to be in a person's 

1578
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:49,240
body. 
So when the robot, when the 

1579
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:55,680
robot would would enter the 
person, it would it would let 

1580
01:28:55,680 --> 01:29:00,720
out some some ghrelin, which is 
that's the hormone that makes 

1581
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:02,320
you hungry. 
OK. 

1582
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:08,560
And so that ghrelin would make 
them want to eat and I would let

1583
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:11,520
out a little bit out there, let 
out a little bit of their fuel. 

1584
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:16,000
So then that way they start to 
crave alcohol and they drink, 

1585
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:19,320
they drink the alcohol and then 
guess what, There's fuel 

1586
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:23,920
everywhere. 
Oh yeah, makes sense. 

1587
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:27,640
Yeah, but I don't remember. 
Anything about any of? 

1588
01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:30,040
That OK, That's fair. 
Yeah. 

1589
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:33,440
Where's the research at with the
for what? 

1590
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:39,920
Everything you just talk about. 
Oh, it's up here all right. 

1591
01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:43,360
Point to my head. 
OK, My head right here. 

1592
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:46,040
That's not good. 
I think it's up here, right 

1593
01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:47,200
here. 
OK. 

1594
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:49,680
All right. 
So what do you, what do you 

1595
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,520
fellas do it? 
What you you do it? 

1596
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:59,520
And flicking beans. 
So I can I go with you? 

1597
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:03,000
No the flicks and beans. 
No, no, no, no. 

1598
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:04,280
Pick you up. 
We can have a. 

1599
01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:06,680
Thing where we have people 
touching our things. 

1600
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:09,520
We'll pick you up on a return 
trip, OK. 

1601
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,640
On the way back, way out of 
here, we'll pick you up, OK? 

1602
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:14,320
I'm gonna see if there's any. 
Valuables. 

1603
01:30:14,320 --> 01:30:15,760
There's deal, there's more 
space. 

1604
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:17,640
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, you sit tight. 

1605
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:18,960
OK, I. 
Roll in 11. 

1606
01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:25,240
So you find, you find. 
You happen to find a bottle of 

1607
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:29,680
not a bottle, but a flask that 
has a little bit of alcohol in 

1608
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:30,880
it. 
Is a shiny. 

1609
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:35,920
Silver flask yes tis I got it 
hey. 

1610
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:40,240
Hey, doc, you know, you know 
where any of your friends are 

1611
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,280
AT. 
And your Timothy. 

1612
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,960
Timothy. 
Oh, sorry doc, you know where 

1613
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:49,920
any of your friends might be. 
I don't have any friends. 

1614
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:52,520
What about I know the liquor? 
Co workers. 

1615
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:56,280
Well, yeah. 
Wait, wait, wait, wait. 

1616
01:30:56,520 --> 01:31:01,240
OK, What? 
OK, can you can you take me to a

1617
01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:04,560
liquor store so I can get some 
more liquor? 

1618
01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:06,720
Will you tell us then? 
I'm out. 

1619
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:11,000
I drink everything. 
Well, I have some liquor right 

1620
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:11,960
here. 
I. 

1621
01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:14,920
Just have you my. 
Pocket and I pull out the flask 

1622
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:21,040
that I sold from. 
That looks familiar, can I have 

1623
01:31:21,040 --> 01:31:24,520
it? 
I dump it on him, on his face, 

1624
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:28,000
in his mouth. 
This is getting eerily erotic. 

1625
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:32,360
This is nice, I like that. 
He's licking it like a dog. 

1626
01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:35,120
And. 
Then Zeke's licking it up from 

1627
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:39,640
the from the ground. 
Marcus. 

1628
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:41,920
Marcus. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1629
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:43,960
What's up? 
Should I not hold this flask at 

1630
01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:45,440
my waist level? 
Well. 

1631
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:50,440
Probably a little looks a little
something. 

1632
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:52,080
Hey, Marcus. 
Yeah. 

1633
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:53,160
What's up? 
Hey. 

1634
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:55,760
I'm not the smartest of the 
bunch, clearly. 

1635
01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:58,920
Yeah, yeah. 
But but this guy's freaking 

1636
01:31:58,920 --> 01:31:59,960
insane. 
Yeah. 

1637
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:01,840
Yeah. 
What? 

1638
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:03,720
I mean, we're speaking at full 
volume right in front of him. 

1639
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:04,920
Yeah. 
I agree though. 

1640
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:06,600
What? 
What, what? 

1641
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:09,600
Oh no, we're. 
Talking about we're talking 

1642
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:11,400
about somebody else. 
We're talking about that Kevin 

1643
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:12,280
Bacon. 
He's on the. 

1644
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:13,920
TV. 
Yeah. 

1645
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:21,400
No, I think, I think I should. 
Yeah, yeah, OK. 

1646
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:24,640
I mean, if you think so. 
OK, OK. 

1647
01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:27,440
Mr. Clitus. 
Mr. Clit. 

1648
01:32:27,480 --> 01:32:30,920
Mr. Clitus. 
I'm not Clitus. 

1649
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:34,120
It's Clitus. 
Yeah, that's what I say. 

1650
01:32:34,120 --> 01:32:38,680
That's what I say. 
Right, right. 

1651
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:40,480
Yeah. 
So. 

1652
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:48,240
So the liquor said that I I'm 
supposed to go with you. 

1653
01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:50,440
OK. 
I don't know. 

1654
01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:52,960
I mean, who am I Deny what the 
liquor? 

1655
01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:55,640
Says I always listen to the 
liquor. 

1656
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:59,360
It's safer that way, bud. 
When I gave you it wasn't enough

1657
01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:00,360
it. 
Wasn't enough? 

1658
01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:02,120
No all. 
Right, all right. 

1659
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:05,120
I'm almost sobered up. 
Follow me. 

1660
01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,560
We don't want that. 
We don't want that. 

1661
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:09,560
Follow me. 
You want me good and liquored 

1662
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:13,720
up? 
Oh, yeah, OK, thanks. 

1663
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:15,560
Thanks, guys. 
Yeah. 

1664
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:17,840
What is my name again? 
Don't know bacon? 

1665
01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:22,360
Thomasy. 
Kevin Bacon got. 

1666
01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:24,760
It. 
Yeah, Kevin Bacon, Thomasy. 

1667
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:27,160
And then my favorite actor, the 
next. 

1668
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:31,840
The next name on the list is 
kind of a weird one, and we'll 

1669
01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:34,000
end it here. 
Because Timothy isn't weird. 

1670
01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:38,600
Yeah, right. 
But the next doctor is Sir 

1671
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:41,160
Reginald, I believe it's long 
bottom. 

1672
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:46,600
Yes, long bottom. 
Or bottom wrinkle or something. 

1673
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:49,880
Oh. 
Yeah, wrinkle bottom was in 

1674
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:51,640
there. 
Wrinkle Shire. 

1675
01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:54,120
Yeah, it was. 
Reginald Wrinkleshire. 

1676
01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:05,280
Yeah, it's Wrinkleshire. 
All right, sounds like a cool 

1677
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:05,760
guy. 
Sounds like. 

1678
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:10,320
A pretty cool dude. 
Jeez. 

1679
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:12,640
All right, well, thanks 
everybody for listening. 

1680
01:34:12,640 --> 01:34:14,920
We appreciate it. 
We hope you enjoy listening as 

1681
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:18,320
much as we enjoy playing it. 
And we'll see you next week on 

1682
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:28,920
the next episode of Dead Rain 4.
That concludes the story. 

1683
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:31,160
From now. 
If you like the tales so far, 

1684
01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:37,040
stick around. 
I tell you more next time now. 

1685
01:34:37,760 --> 01:34:39,200
Where did I put my supplies?
