1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,160 She's ragged. A wily woman stands over a dead 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:13,640 man, a flash of lightning from a raging storm behind her beaming 3 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,800 in the split second in the reflection of her cutlass. 4 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,680 The blood melts from it easily as it combines with the rain 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:26,040 water, falling to the aged wood below, now stained with blood. 6 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:31,800 The dead man she's just finished battle with now lies dead, the 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:35,040 last semblance of life fleeting from his eyes. 8 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:40,040 It's only then that Cheney, the teenage girl, emerges from the 9 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,760 bilge of the vessel to see the dead man. 10 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:47,720 Her Aunt Liz isn't ashamed at the sight anymore, but her 11 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:51,920 stomach still twitches just from being so close to death near 12 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:56,360 moments ago. Aunt Liz drops the blade and 13 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:00,920 looks to little Cheney to hold her tightly in her arms to 14 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,040 comfort her from the scene she's just had to witness. 15 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,800 The girl looks into her Aunt Liz's eyes, but they're encased 16 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,080 in shadows. Neither of them know just what 17 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:18,080 to say, but Aunt Liz pictures the face of 1 Quentin Q Questo, 18 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,280 the man who escaped their crew and left old Liz and her 19 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:27,000 partner, the mother of poor Chaney, to die on that last 20 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,200 fateful day together. Liz's partner Chaney shared a 21 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,760 name with her little girl, but that's all that was left of 22 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,920 Elder Chaney. Her daughter has been fighting 23 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,080 alongside Aunt Liz for years now, clawing for answers, 24 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:47,040 chasing vengeance until they've now come ashore to Texicana, 25 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,840 trailing words and rumors of the one they seek. 26 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:58,720 Q must be here and if he is, Liz will find him and hopefully put 27 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,480 an end to their story, even if it kills her. 28 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,280 Welcome. Welcome everyone back to the 29 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,480 main podcast featuring some more Z&D. 30 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,200 We are back at it again with some Red Dead Redemption 5. 31 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,480 Look, we're we're 3 and 4 go. What? 32 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,720 Oh, we're in 2060. Yeah, you know, Kronos brought 33 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,080 brought us Red Dead 5. Oh, do we have GTA 6 yet? 34 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,880 No. No. 35 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,840 I knew it. Next year, a fake game. 36 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,680 It's a fake game. But no, we're going to. 37 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,400 We're going to pick up where we left off with trying to reclaim 38 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:24,320 all the towns of pick axes. Stuff so. 39 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:29,880 Take her away, Master Joe. So you guys undertook the 40 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:34,680 mission from Sheriff Jacobs of getting back the mining 41 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:38,920 equipment for the town of Picks Axe, which was renamed to 42 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:46,880 something else. I never intended for this, but 43 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,720 it's funny and I like it. So now you pretty much killed 44 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,480 all the guys outside the mine. And from within the mine you 45 00:03:54,480 --> 00:04:00,440 hear grumblings, kind of like a something, something is emerging 46 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,320 from the mines. But the all the crates of the 47 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:08,360 mining equipment are sitting out in the open right amongst all 48 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,840 you. And there is a trolley cart 49 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,440 thing on the tracks kind of right behind you. 50 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,720 But before you. I mean, you can start moving 51 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:21,279 them, but before you can really even pick one up, you get a few 52 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:25,160 of the guys. It's two men that come stomping 53 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:29,080 out of The Cave. What? 54 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,840 Hey. I'll kill you. 55 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,680 Well, hello Q What month is it? I believe it's in the month of 56 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,800 Augustus. All right, bad, wrong person to 57 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:45,320 ask Felix what month is it? We are in April. 58 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,360 By my calendar it's June anyways, since it's fellow. 59 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:55,080 Since it's June, well, no, I'm not allowed to judge you on this 60 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,480 month. So whatever homosexual stuff you 61 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,760 were doing in there is all between you and your homosexual 62 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,240 self. Vacate the premises. 63 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,680 I didn't know that's where you were going with it. 64 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,640 It's all right. Guys, I think, I think you need 65 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,800 to, I think you need to give me that back. 66 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:18,480 What? Donald Meek, the mine equipment, 67 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,520 that's ours. We haven't even touched it. 68 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,600 It's not like touch. You kill everyone. 69 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,920 Excuse me Sir, can you show us the receipt? 70 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:34,360 And the other guy has 2 like $2.00 teeth sticking out. 71 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,440 He's got like a few hairs sticking up on the top of his 72 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,640 head. He's like oh, missing? 73 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,760 Well told us to kid. Roach haven't done that, so you 74 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,040 can't take it. We're not taking it yet. 75 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,120 It needs to be fixed. No, no, hold on. 76 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,040 We're from the warranty department. 77 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,000 Yeah. So this. 78 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:00,120 Stuff was broken, so we're going to take it back, fix it, and 79 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,480 then we'll bring it all back to you. 80 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,960 Well, some of it broken, some of it we have to do preventative 81 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,160 maintenance on to make sure it doesn't break. 82 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,160 Don't telling the fellas no. You're going to want this. 83 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,200 To keep it here. Yeah, it. 84 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,320 No, it'll stay here. We're going. 85 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,520 To we want. We want nothing more than to do 86 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,840 honest day's work. Yeah, yeah. 87 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,480 So we. Can help us then? 88 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:28,480 Yeah, how about you keep mining? The there's nowhere to mine 89 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,360 because you have all the equipment. 90 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,920 That's fine, why don't you come with us and meet my sheriff or 91 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,200 ex sheriff friend. You see, because I'm the new 92 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,560 sheriff of piss ass. But you can be my ex sheriff 93 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,120 friend. He's trying to help establish a 94 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,960 new mining facility for the town. 95 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,800 He'd. Love to have your help. 96 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,800 That sounds nice. I would like nothing more also 97 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,760 than honest Dad's work. And he'll pay you 2 pence. 98 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,320 That's a lot, I think. Yeah, yeah, I think so too. 99 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:03,040 Oh, I don't really need money. I just like the satisfaction of 100 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,960 doing an honest day's work. No, we need to pay you. 101 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,200 OK? You're hard workers. 102 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,960 Away all pretty hard paying. Do we have third brother too? 103 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,040 Should we bring him? What's his name? 104 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,280 Oh, Draven. Yeah, that sounds. 105 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:23,600 Like a good boy, hey? Guys, it's Draven. 106 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,840 I also would like to do Honest Day's work. 107 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,040 We'll hop in that little trolley there and help us load all this 108 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,960 stuff up. Let's get it. 109 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:41,240 Back and they help you load the crates just almost instantly. 110 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,360 Each one is carrying three crates at a time on the train. 111 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,680 They're strong. Yeah, it's good that you didn't 112 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:51,680 fight him. Oh my God, I am very strong. 113 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:58,040 Their muscles are glistening and they're. 60. 114 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,400 They got, you know, it's too bad, twice as many brothers as 115 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:06,480 enough brain cells, but. Are they all fighting for the 116 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:11,880 same brain cell? Yeah, OK, My Mama told me that I 117 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,960 have more eyeballs than brain cells. 118 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,640 Well, Mama might have been right. 119 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,000 I got 2 eyeballs, only one of them is good. 120 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,240 Hey that's that's good though that you know you can count to 121 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,920 2. Sometimes I'm in the mine and I 122 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,920 I peer through the cracks of the of the ore with my good eye and 123 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:35,159 I look at all the other swatty miners and I'll get an erection. 124 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:39,159 Oh, well, it is June. I can't judge it. 125 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:44,280 Yeah. All right, Will. 126 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,160 Let's say all this, all these muscles is kind of making me 127 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,200 lousy. Oh, not you 2. 128 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,840 All right, That's right. I forgot. 129 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,640 Oh boy, we've. Established that I am indeed 130 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,000 homosexual. I know I. 131 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,480 Know, I'm sorry, I can't judge you. 132 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:03,040 I apologize. I'm OK, it's normal over there. 133 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,800 I think it's the month of Augusta, so I can judge 134 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,600 everyone. You Augusta stay in a month. 135 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:14,000 Yeah, it is not in the ocean. No, it's a city in Georgia. 136 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,320 No, that's what the city that now you've got an old Roman 137 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,800 king. I thought it was a guy that has 138 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:26,480 the pizza, the Caesars. Him too, yes, and the salad, 139 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:30,240 which, by the way, is made mainly from bounties from the 140 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,400 sea. Queue all. 141 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,920 Right, well, let's get to town. We got a bounty to collect. 142 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:40,480 You guys have this moving conversation on the trolley cart 143 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,120 and it eventually pulls into town fairly quickly. 144 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,520 The breeze feels nice in your hair and the dust storm has 145 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:51,360 settled and the town of Pick Sacks welcomes you and Sheriff 146 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,400 Jacobs is there waiting for you and he welcomes you with open 147 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,800 arms and luscious the three brothers. 148 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,680 Hey there Juicy, how you doing? Hi. 149 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,240 I tip my hat. Lucius Jacobs. 150 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,760 Yeah, I know. Luscious. 151 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,800 Juicy. It's. 152 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,680 If that's where the way you think of me, yeah, that, that's 153 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,680 fine, I guess. I that's your name. 154 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,280 You keep saying that and I'd say it back. 155 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:18,440 No, you think I'm luscious? That's I mean, it's it's June, 156 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,520 so it's it's fine. I appreciate it. 157 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:25,600 Yeah, you're welcome. Anyway, fellas, we got I digged 158 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,000 into the the town's emergency fund. 159 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,000 So I'm. Getting you at least 1000 or 160 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,080 two. De Niro, see what the boys come 161 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,720 up with. Who are Who are these three big 162 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,560 burly guys? Well, they're workers for your 163 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,320 new mine. Draven. 164 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:46,040 I did promise him that you would pay them so. 165 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,280 How are we done making money? We just like an all those days 166 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,680 work. Yeah, all those days work. 167 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,400 They they keep saying all those days work one gets an erection 168 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,800 when he looks at when he looks at gems of the mine. 169 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,080 They don't like the glisten muscles. 170 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,520 I don't know man. Crazy. 171 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,760 On this day's work, eh? Well. 172 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:09,320 And he rubbed his chin. We found a we have word of a 173 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:14,040 pretty decently promising gold vein just on the other side of 174 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,280 the valley, not too far from town, so I think I'll put these 175 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,080 boys to work. All right. 176 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,920 Sounds great. Anyway, boys, get all this De 177 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,480 Niro. I appreciate it actually. 178 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,040 I believe you're still always something. 179 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,680 Else oh, you're right. And he comes over to the back of 180 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,160 the sheriff station. He's got like a little forge 181 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,680 thing and someone hands him a pickaxe from the mining 182 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:41,800 equipment and he he melts the metal down and puts it through a 183 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,800 press and quenches it. Gives you a nice picks axe. 184 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,280 Sheriff's badge. Well, I need AI need a deputy 185 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:53,480 badge too for for my friend Felix here, remember? 186 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,040 Yeah, he makes two of those. OK, all right. 187 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:56,680 OK. OK. 188 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,320 All right. Yeah, boys, thank you for the 189 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,200 help. You're mighty welcome. 190 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:07,400 Yeah, pretty, pretty sweet. Also, I found as I was doing 191 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:13,640 Recon for this new gold vein, I kind of found this map and I saw 192 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,000 your friend over there has an eye for these things. 193 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,640 Kind of looks like it might interest him. 194 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:23,160 You want to take a look at it. You'll be looking for buried 195 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,920 treasure. Yeah, and I swear 2 tooth now 196 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,440 had nothing to do with this one. I think this is a real map for a 197 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,000 real treasure. Oh boy. 198 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,160 You guys? Oh no, not even again. 199 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,600 You guys got did you go to the man's? 200 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:45,280 You found a very trouser. No, we didn't go to real. 201 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,440 Poop. No. 202 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,960 OK. It's one of his teeth wiggling. 203 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,240 Yeah, it's about to be one or two. 204 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:59,080 Oh no I only got 1 tooth. Wow this guy is stupid. 205 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,120 Other than me, it makes me look like Albert Einstein. 206 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,160 That's messed up. And Two Tooth talks to him more 207 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,680 with his butt cheeks and the three shirtless brawny men 208 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,440 brothers. I forgot that happened last 209 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,120 episode. Oh, and before I forget your 210 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:24,240 last bounty, Kathleen O'Sullivan was last heard going to Red Rock 211 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,280 Bluff, but if you want to follow the the treasure map, it leads 212 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,240 to the coast. Oh, mate, how could you do this? 213 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,160 Now, mate, I've got to go find the buried treasure. 214 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,760 I really would like to see Miss O'Sullivan again. 215 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:42,320 But you know, yeah, Treasure coins before whores, you know? 216 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,440 Or booty before booty, you could say. 217 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,200 Yes, booty. Yes, I knew there was something 218 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,720 there somewhere. Just took one of us to find it. 219 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:10,800 The the way the map is is laid out, it seems like only Q has 220 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,360 been able to crack the code decipher where it's actually at, 221 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:20,640 so it may be untouched booty that may help you in your debt 222 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,040 to old snakes can Clyde I? Would say virgin booty. 223 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,760 Gibberish. It could. 224 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,920 Be. Undisturbed. 225 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,200 I love undisturbed. Say it again. 226 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,280 Say it again. It disturbed booty. 227 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,840 So you guys follow a side Rd. through some wilderness and you 228 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:45,480 kind of, I believe that Q is on to something here, and it might 229 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:50,640 be, I never know. So you come to a the edge of 230 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,680 Texarkana's coast, out into a nice view of the Gulf of West 231 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,000 Coast. You know, it's beautiful. 232 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,520 There's kind of a big standing dead tree in the middle of the 233 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,320 beach, some rocks. And there's something special 234 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,680 maybe about this tree. And the way that Q is 235 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,080 deciphered, the treasure map, it looks like something may be 236 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:14,680 buried on the South side of it in in this art, there is 237 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,280 somebody standing there, but they're not actually there. 238 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:22,000 That's actually cute. IE boy, did anybody bring a 239 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,880 shovel? You do have a shovel. 240 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,640 That's what your hands are for, pirate. 241 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,680 Oh, I do wait. Yes, it's like a hand spade. 242 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 That works. But better than nothing, so you. 243 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,720 Yes. Why don't you actually make a 244 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,800 check to know exactly where to start digging? 245 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,720 Yes, Sir. Standard test. 246 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:47,680 OK, so going to use one grit. OK. 247 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:54,000 And to to try to hone in that there's according to my trait 248 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,320 of. Prospector and Prospector does. 249 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,600 What is that exactly? I use one grit to locate 250 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,920 valuable scarce natural resources in my area. 251 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,440 Oh, OK. Yeah. 252 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,360 So you kind of wander out to the beach and the rest of the boys 253 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,960 are staying a few paces behind you, kind of watching you. 254 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,160 A colt especially looks rather wary. 255 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:18,040 And you come to a certain spot and you freeze. 256 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,720 You look down and you see a tiny, the tiniest little glint 257 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,080 sticking out of the sand like it's the corner of a treasure 258 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,000 chest. So you immediately find it and 259 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,640 you can start digging. Stop digging as you're digging. 260 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,960 Felix, why don't you make a check? 261 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,240 Standard text. Roll the six. 262 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,600 You see, a preteen girl emerged from the rocks. 263 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,360 Oh, hello. She completely ignores you and 264 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,640 starts running up on ya. I guess I will screw myself 265 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,640 then. Yeah, runs right past you. 266 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,160 Screw. Screw me. 267 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,280 OK, that's fine. That's. 268 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:02,560 That's quite all right. She's completely. 269 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:06,680 I like men. She's completely hell bent. 270 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,040 Her eyes are on cue. It's a preteen girl. 271 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,880 Of course not. Again, this happens. 272 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,520 All the time. This happens all the time. 273 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,119 I don't know why. The little girls, she's probably 274 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,359 crushing on me. It happens. 275 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:24,000 All the. Time you have a preteen girl 276 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,760 coming up on you. You hear Felix say, oh, screw 277 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:31,000 me, fine, ignore me. And then and this causes you to 278 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,960 look up and you see the girl running at you and it doesn't 279 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,320 look like she's going to stop. She's got a sword at her hip. 280 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,120 She starts unshaving it. Say anything to her. 281 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,320 I'll fall away. 10 feet. No draw me sword. 282 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,360 Get ready to Perry. All right. 283 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:54,640 And she is going. She doesn't attack you. 284 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,240 All right. She jumps at you and slashes at 285 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:04,640 your arm, which hurts you Take a point of damage and yeah, why 286 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,520 don't you all roll initiative? For a preteen girl. 287 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,120 And if you want to be involved, I mean, you don't have to be. 288 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:22,200 I want nothing to do with her. Oh, you're up first. 289 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,400 A shooter right in the face, all. 290 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,080 Right. I roll for it. 291 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,360 All right, You shoot the preteen girl, she is completely knocked 292 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:44,800 down and she's out of Commission and all that is over all. 293 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,160 Right. Can. 294 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,600 Somebody please tell me where this buried treasury is. 295 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,920 I'd I'd like to search the girl, see if like there's some kind of 296 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,600 clues to what the world was her problem. 297 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,520 Yeah, hormones. Hormones and teenagers. 298 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,040 No, they I so usually they just crush on me. 299 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,920 They don't usually want to kill me sometimes. 300 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,080 But not until. Usually, yeah, they usually 301 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,560 just, well, I did have a girl. She was like full. 302 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,360 And I think she was crushing on. She was crushing on me really 303 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,120 hard. And she was, she said she looked 304 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,720 at me, She looked at me and said I'm going to cut your face off, 305 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,960 you know, And I thought she was joking, but she wasn't. 306 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,720 She wanted to actually cut my face off. 307 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,880 I think you need to talk to Chris Hansen. 308 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,800 No, no, it's, it's just I don't know what it is. 309 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,320 I don't, I don't, you know, it's not like sexual. 310 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,280 They just press on me, huh? I don't know. 311 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:44,080 That well, sorry. Q You're examining the girl on 312 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,840 the ground and you see that the shot did not land exactly on her 313 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,760 arm or of her shoulder. And there's there's something 314 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,760 under her clothes. It looks like metal. 315 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,840 And but right as you realize this, her eyes shoot open and 316 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,040 she stands up and then she says, don't shoot, Ma. 317 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,320 And you look behind all of you, and there's an old lady with a 318 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,200 with a musket pointed at Colt. A shooter, too. 319 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:13,120 She's got scraggly Gray hair, but she lowers her gun. 320 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,560 Because I didn't go and do the initiative does Does the old 321 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,240 lady know that I'm where I'm at? Could I sneak up on her? 322 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,320 Yeah, she kind of walked past you, but she, the little girl 323 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:30,120 just told her to not shoot. Meanwhile, this old lady talks 324 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:34,840 to the to the little girl. She says Cheney, I I got to, I 325 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,160 got to kill this man. He shot you. 326 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:41,760 He could have killed you. I should have wait, is this lady 327 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,320 is this woman of age? Who old lady? 328 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,120 Old lady? Yeah, her. 329 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:56,280 You. She drops her musket by the way 330 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,760 to all the way into the sand. OK. 331 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:04,960 And her eyes fall upon Q She says it's it's actually you. 332 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,440 I can't believe that worked. You do, I know you miss. 333 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,720 The little girl says. I'm sorry, Mama. 334 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,040 I thought he was one of the bad guys that was coming to steal 335 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,400 the treasure. Yes, Cheney, it's it's OK. 336 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,120 Come to me, my darling. She wraps a little. 337 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,720 She wraps a little girl up. She says maybe you don't 338 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,960 Remember Me. My name is Liz. 339 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,840 I'm from your old crew. No. 340 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,240 She points a Bony finger. No, no, no, no, no, no. 341 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:42,160 No, as you recall on your past, you were part of a crew with one 342 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,640 Liz and also a woman named Cheney. 343 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,560 But this little girl has been called Cheney. 344 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,040 But you remember them being the same age. 345 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,000 But this Cheney is very much younger. 346 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,360 Obviously she's a preteen girl. And Liz, this girl is older than 347 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:02,000 you remember. You guys used to sail the high 6 348 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,120 seas together because apparently you destroyed the 7th sea at 349 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:11,600 some point. Bob's worth Indian motion is no 350 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:17,320 longer. That's just how fiery that these 351 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,720 two women used to be. And the crew is a mistake. 352 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:26,720 So it's kind of like this guy, you know, it's, it's, it's kind 353 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:31,640 of like, it's kind of like, you know, you get a scooter and, and 354 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,680 you know, you ride it, you know, you ride it a lot because it's 355 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,040 fun, right? And your friends. 356 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,600 And then your friends catch you riding the scooter and they 357 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,920 start making fun of you. How's the scooter? 358 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,960 The old lady's like, well, Q, we, we set out this treasure 359 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,600 map. This was the only the best way I 360 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,920 knew to find you. I've been looking for you for 361 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,680 years since you know you abandoned us. 362 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,240 What? Yeah, yes, good. 363 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,720 Good to see you, Liz. By the way, in that old scuffle, 364 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,280 Cheney got killed. Oh, that's that's awful. 365 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,360 Yeah, it's not been great. Yeah, really sorry to hear that. 366 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:15,200 The old lady lifts up her blouse and just up to her stomach, 367 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,000 stomach level and you you see she's been gutted by somebody. 368 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,400 Didn't have any intestines left. They miss my old heart because I 369 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,040 ain't got none. But I sent out this trap waiting 370 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,000 for you, and I've had some other stragglers come looking for this 371 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,920 treasure. I've had to kill them, but one 372 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,640 of them got me. Anyways. 373 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,480 I'm not long for this world. At first I wanted to bait you 374 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:43,200 here and shoot your brains out, but I realize now that I ain't 375 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,960 going to be living much longer. I wanted you to look after old 376 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,800 Cheney here. Now, this isn't the Cheney you 377 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,760 remember. This is her daughter. 378 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:57,040 She found a man. And actually we went straight 379 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,680 after that day that you left us out on the high seas. 380 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,560 We each found a man and she bore little Cheney. 381 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,040 So feel afraid of that treasure. It's the last of our booties 382 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,840 from our adventure together. Look after old Cheney. 383 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,080 I yeah. So look, there's going to be 384 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,640 somebody else, you know? I mean, you know, I don't do 385 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:26,480 well, kids. It's my last wish, so you have 386 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,240 to. I, I, I can't hear you. 387 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:34,120 I I must have some water and some crabs in the ear from 388 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,920 earlier somebody was talking about having crabs. 389 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,600 Little Cheney holds on your arm. You're saying that she wants you 390 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,080 to take care of the kid? With teddy bear guys. 391 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,440 Thanks, appreciate. That are you my new? 392 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,840 Are you my new daddy? I never had a daddy before. 393 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,920 What happened to a real dad? Shouldn't, shouldn't a dad be 394 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,200 taking care of her? He's dead too. 395 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:04,560 He died of the syphilis in AIDS. He didn't go. 396 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,280 Straight like we did, Freddie Mercury got. 397 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,760 You know anything, don't be something else. 398 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,160 I can't. I can't. 399 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,520 I can't. I can't. 400 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,040 I can't. I can't I. 401 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,080 No. I I feel the uncommon. 402 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,840 Can of cream corn. No, I got. 403 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,000 It see you later. I feel it. 404 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,680 Take care, take care of her. No, don't you? 405 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,520 Dare you leave her like you left my crew. 406 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,560 Don't you? No, she don't. 407 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,840 There was a reason why I left you, Liz. 408 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,080 Now she's standing waist high in the water, and she points a Bony 409 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,880 finger at you. Why don't you leave her? 410 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,360 What? Yeah, my end's coming. 411 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,160 I feel it. I want to you. 412 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,320 Should probably get out of the. You should probably get out of 413 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,480 the water. It's always the thing that 414 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:52,880 soothes me in the night and she falls over dead. 415 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,840 This was quite the spectacle. I'll say I've been in this new 416 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,240 metal armor. Pretty cool. 417 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,640 I think it'll really catch on, the preteen girl says. 418 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,640 She reveals how she lived through being shot. 419 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,840 Maybe I can make all you some armor. 420 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,920 Pretty cool. Very, very useful. 421 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,280 So cool. Yeah. 422 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,120 You know what? That's a good idea. 423 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:21,760 Yeah. So. 424 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,320 OK. So. 425 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,960 OK, So you can make armor you need any supplies and materials 426 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:28,760 or anything? Yeah. 427 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,600 Some of it's in that chest that we buried. 428 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,720 We got all sorts of metals and guns. 429 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:38,600 Oh, OK, So like, is everything you need in there or like, you 430 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,480 know, you probably. Yeah, I mean, I got, we got, we 431 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,720 can't. We made camp at the top of the 432 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,960 hill. It's all right. 433 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,160 Liz said she wasn't long for this world. 434 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,920 I've been ready for this moment. OK, good. 435 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,720 So do you need us to like so so we probably got to go get some 436 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,040 supplies, you know, like, I don't know, maybe a bellows. 437 00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:00,240 Maybe your bellows is real real wore out, you know, so you can 438 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,960 get the fire I'll. Find one. 439 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,760 I'll find one somewhere. It's fine. 440 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,920 Yeah, we should probably go get you 1. 441 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,160 Yeah. That's what was No, no, you 442 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,680 sound you. Sound like you're trying to make 443 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,440 an excuse to leave me, Mr. No, no, no new dad. 444 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:22,800 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Definitely not a dad I like. 445 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960 That don't leave her dad, don't leave her. 446 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,120 I can't be anything that's the same forwards and backwards, you 447 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:32,640 know, the same woods. I'm real useful, Mr. I can't do 448 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,200 palindromes. Yeah, I can't do palindromes. 449 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,800 We want to talk. About I'm not trying to leave 450 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,600 her, you know, we I'm going to get. 451 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,960 Some boys go look in that chest. I got some weapons for y'all for 452 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:49,000 you and your crew. Look in the chest, I guess I 453 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,240 could bury me head in it. I love how he's stulking right 454 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,640 now. And each each weapons in the 455 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,120 chest are filled with very decorative weapons, very similar 456 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:03,040 to all the weapons that you have now, except these weapons are 457 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,160 weapons that you feel attuned to. 458 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:11,520 They feel especially just feel appropriate in your hands. 459 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,720 And these are weapons that you've instantly become mastered 460 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,160 to. When using these weapons to to 461 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,760 do battle, you will roll with advantage. 462 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,320 Wow. As you've these have become 463 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,160 mastered weapons and chiefly among these is a beautiful 464 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,280 looking scabbard sword with a jewel at the hilt to which she 465 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:37,640 gives she bestows to Q Yeah, cutlass, whatever scabbard, same 466 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,360 thing. And with this, you feel that you 467 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:45,400 can make a a regular attack, you know, a mastered attack which is 468 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:50,480 with advantage or you can do 2 attacks at a standard test. 469 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,680 You feel like you can swing it twice like that. 470 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:57,160 It just feels very natural and you can swing it pretty fast and 471 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,040 you can even make a test to probably even do a lunge attack, 472 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,280 things of that nature. No, you gave day Mike meth head. 473 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,480 Exactly. Yeah, pretty much. 474 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,240 You guys got a camp somewhere. I can go rest at camp while you 475 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,120 guys do your thing. I have to get in the way. 476 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,360 I'm real easy going. Mr. Oh, you don't want to 477 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,040 travel? Oh, you would just. 478 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,840 I'll go with you too. I, I Oh, let's go adventuring. 479 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,240 Let's go. Oh, no. 480 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,920 Camp would be great. I know what it is. 481 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,760 You know what I ever do to you. I just want to know that is you 482 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,800 don't seem to like me very much. I really like to like make that 483 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,160 up to you if I could, you know, maybe. 484 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:44,520 She's just very entertaining. Yeah, I think you just like it 485 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,200 that I don't like kids very much. 486 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,840 I think that's what it really is for being honest. 487 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,960 It does. It does suit your personality. 488 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,960 Doesn't it? I think she'd do good for you. 489 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,120 I can cook too. I'm real good at finding 490 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,720 treasure. Oh yeah. 491 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,760 I think that she would be great for your Q, so yeah. 492 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,400 Yeah. No, that's that's great. 493 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,960 I can teach you responsibility. I love you guys and and I'll get 494 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,600 you back for this just one, yeah. 495 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,240 You guys are funny misters. Oh yeah, there it. 496 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,280 Is anyway I'll go swab the poop deck or something? 497 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,000 That's a good idea. Yeah. 498 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,680 Yeah. You do that clean up the seagull 499 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,200 poop. Yeah. 500 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,720 We're not on a ship. I thought you pursue your 501 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:48,320 mission unto Red Rock Bluff. All right. 502 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:54,160 Q is hoping to follow up on the proverbial booty, not of the 503 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,440 gold kind, but of the womankind. Yeah, I really can't do that. 504 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,400 No, no. Can I? 505 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,560 Show you. Mr. Yeah, you just got to get 506 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:12,480 creative. Jeez, you finally. 507 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:19,560 I'm very gullible, Mr. Say that so far. 508 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:25,040 You come up on Red Rock Bluff and it is a Nestled on a rugged 509 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,480 hillside overlooking the stunningly deep Asia Canyon, Red 510 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,600 Rock Bluff is a Township that has withstood the test of time, 511 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,160 shaped by the relentless forces of nature and the indomitable 512 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,880 spirit of its inhabitants. Founded by the visionary 513 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,520 cartographer Alera Vos, the Township began as a humble 514 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,600 gathering of settlers drawn to the rich mineral deposits hidden 515 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,880 within the Canyon walls. Alara's discovery of the rare 516 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,480 Crimson Stone, a vibrant gem sent to enhance the wearer's 517 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,640 intuition, attracted miners and artesians alike, transforming 518 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,920 Red Rock Bluff into a bustling community. 519 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,840 The town's central landmark, the Whispering Spire, A towering 520 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,720 rock formation, is believed to be the resting place of ancient 521 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,280 spirits that guide the townsfolk in their endeavors and. 522 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,880 Why is there a bunch of male dogs running around? 523 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,720 It seems a pretty lively place. You know a little about it. 524 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,920 There is a woman named Alara Vos. 525 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:25,680 She's a Tarka Cartographers founded the town and she's has 526 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:30,200 some sort of magic rock that you hear about that gives people 527 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,040 good luck or something like that. 528 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:39,240 You hear word of a magician named Haggie the Great, He said. 529 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,120 He said to be in the field doing something with goats. 530 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,040 I don't know if he's. He's banging them. 531 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,200 This I'm going to say. Goats he's. 532 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:52,760 Having steaks with them. You know that this is a haven 533 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,920 for bounty hunters, so it is extremely unlikely that you'll 534 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,760 come across a bounty here because there's so many bounty 535 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,040 hunters and just people looking for work. 536 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,440 And that is the scuttlebutt around town. 537 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,080 So you guys kind of get into town. 538 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:11,640 You see kind of a bustling church, and there's a Reverend, 539 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,560 A Reverend Hill graph outside. And he's got a big smile on his 540 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,920 face. He's happy to see more people 541 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,200 coming into the town. He seems to be contributing it 542 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:25,080 to Alara, who she must be the famous Alara. 543 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:29,160 She's standing right outside one of the shops and there's a big 544 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,000 line of people waiting to see her, and you see the person come 545 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,880 up from the line and kind of rub the stone and kind of give a 546 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,120 little nod and on to the next one kind of thing. 547 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,840 So that's what's going on in town. 548 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:45,520 You don't see Haggie the Great not in town, but what do you 549 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,360 guys want to do first? I actually have a question for 550 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,040 the DM. Yes, Draven. 551 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,240 Can I use? Can I use my? 552 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,720 Loading tray to figure out or this for you to tell me if 553 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,960 they're if this town is superstitious or not like really 554 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,480 superstitious. Oh yeah, yeah, you don't even 555 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,199 need to check for that. Your intuition tells you that is 556 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,920 it is extremely superstitious. All have. 557 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,920 We can scare out of them acting like ghosts. 558 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:24,040 And we already did that I. Know all right, So what? 559 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,560 So what? So what is there in town besides 560 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,199 the rock and all that? Like shops, Inns. 561 00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,719 Taverns, yeah, pretty much shops of all sorts where you can buy 562 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,199 anything your heart so desires. It's just people are mostly 563 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:42,639 happy around here. The the the church service is 564 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:47,800 going on, the reverend goes in and there's still a huge line of 565 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:53,040 people outside one of the shops, but nothing really else seems to 566 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,080 be sticking out to you. I mean, you want you could go 567 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,960 shop around for items if that's what you choose. 568 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,600 You you told us that the O'Sullivan lady wanted to be a 569 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,560 magician. Yes. 570 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,080 Yeah, maybe she's over at the Haggy the Great. 571 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,600 That would definitely be where you'd find her, but you do not 572 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,400 have to see him. He. 573 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,800 Said he was outside of town. Yes. 574 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,240 All right, sounds like we're nowhere to go. 575 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,800 Are all of you going? Yeah, yeah, we've got to go find 576 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,760 hockey. You bet your sweet pickled 577 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:29,640 pineapples we are my gut. I don't know. 578 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,360 It's just a saying, a penalty is the future thing. 579 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,840 You guys had dismounted within town, kind of just looking 580 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,600 around. I squinted. 581 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,600 No tumbleweeds here, but you're just kind of looking around and, 582 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,960 and you decide to go into the fields. 583 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,600 So you go, you start making a jaunt over there across town. 584 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,640 There's kind of a nice little fence over a clearing that looks 585 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,240 like it leads to a nice open field. 586 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,760 But on your way there, you're walking past the line of people 587 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,920 waiting to touch this Crimson stone. 588 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,920 And you hear a lot of things like about Teddy Ruxpin. 589 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,640 Maybe he's been through here about, oh, we're going to go see 590 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,600 Haggie the Great after this. Who is this Teddy Ruxpin that we 591 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,440 keep hearing about? He's terrifying though. 592 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,200 I don't. Know he's nobody. 593 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:24,800 People are really just excited to keep the stone and to become 594 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:30,200 whole again. Sounds scary it. 595 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,920 Could be spooky. There's even kids that are going 596 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,280 up to it. But as you guys are walking by 597 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,520 the line, there's this guy that walks by and he bumps right 598 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,840 into, Colt says hey man, watch where you're going. 599 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,360 You got to wait in line like you got to wait for 9 like everybody 600 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,120 else to see the Crimson Stone and I flashed my bear and 601 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,400 dropped you. I dropped my pistol. 602 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,520 Lily licking. Oh, what? 603 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,520 I showed my back. I also walked. 604 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:02,160 Up there, Sheriff, Yes, I am. Well, you partner of the 605 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,760 government. No, I'm the lost. 606 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:10,200 No, they Sheriff, we got some government pricks in here. 607 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,720 They're trying to throw their weight around and try to steal 608 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,480 the. Power of our Crimson Stone. 609 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,440 I'm trying to steal look. Nobody cares about just stupid 610 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,760 red rock. Have you know that we are the 611 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:26,080 sheriff and deputy of piss ass? Yeah, the guy that bumped in 612 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,480 Nicole rears back a fist. Oh, no, no, no. 613 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,920 He seems to be almost under some sort of weird spell. 614 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,440 I let him throw. It he's got it, he's got a 615 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,520 crazed look in his eye. I let him throw the punch at me, 616 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,720 but I move away and kind of push him aside and then I grab his 617 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,720 arm and I jump up and I do a little Black Widow move on him 618 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:51,000 and pull him into an arm bar. Did you just roll this check? 619 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,440 I. Mean I I most certainly can. 620 00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,160 Boy, he rolled a 17. On AD 6. 621 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,440 Look at that. There it is, They rolled A6. 622 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,400 So you do exactly that. You don't mess with the sheriff 623 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:11,920 and deputy of piss ass. The the sheriff of the the town 624 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,880 kind of you feel a presence of him next to you and. 625 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,840 Break this guy's arm. Stand up. 626 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:24,600 Nice to meet the sheriff. Hey, I'm sorry. 627 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,440 I'm sorry about this guy, Jonah. You should have known. 628 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,520 Going to get in the way of the law anyway. 629 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,320 What's your name? The name is Colt Barrett. 630 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,120 My friends call me. My name is. 631 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,040 Sheriff Colt Barrett. Sheriff Colt Barrett, I see you 632 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,160 from pics. Piss ass. 633 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,880 Ass. Yes, Sir. 634 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,880 Interesting town. My name is Big Cliff. 635 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,520 I'm the sheriff here. Nice to meet you, Cliff. 636 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,680 Yeah, I hope I don't off of you. All these crazy people waiting 637 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,560 for the Crimson Stone, you understand there's some kind of 638 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,760 weird power with it. I don't believe in all that 639 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,040 stuff. I feel it. 640 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,360 Do you? Some people do. 641 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,000 I've seen things throughout all the time. 642 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,200 I don't know, Mr. I've been praying at Reverend's church. 643 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,080 I've rubbed that Crimson stone dozen times, and I still get 644 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,440 people mission coming up dead, all ripped apart right out the 645 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,280 edge of the Crook Neck Forest. So I'm not much of a believer in 646 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,240 these things anyway. Sheriff, I was hoping I could 647 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,360 get your help with just that. Of course you. 648 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,880 Were I was asking for something? How can I help you? 649 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,520 Well, it's just all these murders. 650 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,560 I was hoping to maybe get some help with it, seeing as you was 651 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,240 another lawman. I, I feel like since you're in 652 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,840 my town, I, I'd appreciate the help. 653 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,040 And then our towns could be like, could be like best 654 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,800 friends. You know, we, I could help your 655 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,760 town. Yeah. 656 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,240 So basically it's just a bunch of people coming up dead. 657 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,480 I mean, we're a hunting town. There's a lot of hunters. 658 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,200 We like to we like to fence a lot of pelts. 659 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,160 So hunters go into Crookneck Forest, and a lot of them don't 660 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,280 make it out in one piece. They're carried out by their 661 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,600 sons and daughters and buy in bags. 662 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,280 Are there any survivors? I mean the ones that make it out 663 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,880 they say they don't see anything They just feel presence that 664 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,360 they see trails of blood and I've seen the bodies they got 665 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:32,160 teeth marks on them. Her limbs is torn off werewolf 666 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,720 no some boys this is this is a crucial. 667 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,160 I say man, are you in NOF? T what? 668 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,800 Alright. Alright, you spell with no 669 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,480 werewolf that the. Way were werewolf. 670 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,400 It's a werewolf. I'll be a. 671 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,720 Werewolf. Like that I mean. 672 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:47,760 You know what? A werewolf. 673 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,880 Marks. The teeth marks is what's weird. 674 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,640 They're almost square, like human. 675 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,480 At least they look that way to me. 676 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:02,280 Do we see one of these bodies? Yeah, come right this way. 677 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,440 We'll go to the morgue. It's at the back of the church. 678 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,840 Don't let the church trovers bother you. 679 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,440 You hear? You hear the organs playing. 680 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,160 You walk in the back of kind of like a storm cellar. 681 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:18,240 There's bodies. Takes a sheet off 1 and it the 682 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,000 whole place kind of smells like death because of it, and it 683 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,280 looks like somebody who's been puzzle pieced back together. 684 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,760 They're completely ripped apart. They've been gnawed at and why 685 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,800 don't you make a check? I, I whispered a cold. 686 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,480 Something strange is going on here. 687 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,400 Yeah. Now, what told you that, Mister? 688 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:46,920 You didn't hear me. Something I could not have been 689 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,840 human that did this. Big claw marks. 690 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,680 The signs seem to be there. The bodies are so torn that it's 691 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,400 hard to even differentiate what claw marks are there or just 692 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,680 torn flesh. Well, Sheriff Big Jim. 693 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,320 Taffy. I think you got a Winnebago on 694 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,040 your hand. It's big Winnebago. 695 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,040 Sorry, big Cliff, I apologize. I got a Winnebago on your hand. 696 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,640 I don't remember entering a contest and winning a bagel. 697 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:21,680 Could be a flesh pedestrian. Could be could be a skiing 698 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:28,800 Walker is they're called. You're the ones talking about 699 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,320 this. Guy want a recreational? 700 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,080 So when does this stuff happen chef? 701 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,560 Like at night? Is it all different times of the 702 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,120 day? It could happen. 703 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,200 Any time of day, but. I've had people come out in the 704 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,160 middle of the day saying they've seen a dead body. 705 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,800 Oh, Walter just went in there this morning. 706 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,880 Well, the dead ball is. One thing looking like this, so 707 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,160 annoying, well I'll walk you to the edge of the forest, but to 708 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,280 be honest I'm scared out of my boots to go in there. 709 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:02,160 I'm intrigued. Willing you go with me. 710 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,440 If you do this for me, I I'll offer you a great sum of De 711 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,800 Niro. Ah, Robert. 712 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,600 De Niro. And you can have your picture of 713 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,000 my wares. Made that joke last episode 2. 714 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,240 What? All right. 715 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,200 I missed it. I ain't a joking type. 716 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,200 I'm a straight shooter. I like this fella code. 717 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,960 You couldn't shoot, you couldn't shoot straight if your gun had a 718 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:30,880 12 inch, 24 inch. And you couldn't even shoot an 719 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:37,920 elephant 5 feet in front of you. I'm a straight shooter but my 720 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:43,400 feelings could still get hurt. I'm sorry, Sheriff, all this to 721 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,200 say, you're our buddy. We're picking on you because 722 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,280 you're our buddy and we're going to. 723 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,960 It's hard to tell, but his lip is quivering underneath his 724 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,200 mustache. Oh yeah, we just. 725 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,120 Pick on you because you're our friend, Sheriff. 726 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,760 We're going to help you. OK, that's fine. 727 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:07,360 That's fine. See, he takes you out to the 728 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,320 edge of the field. He's profusely thanking you 729 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:16,760 while this is happening. And in the fields you see a the 730 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:22,320 magic show going on. You see I'm a token for it. 731 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:28,480 But you see a guy with an orange kind of scraggly hair and he's 732 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,720 got a goat right in front of him and he's carrying a sheet in 733 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,240 front of him. He says, behold, I will make 734 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,440 this goat disappear. What's the power of the 735 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,400 crunching stone? And if you're angle, you see him 736 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,640 cover the sheet, you've got to cover the goat with the sheep. 737 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,440 You see him just kick it and it falls like into like what's 738 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,600 probably a hole, the sheep and like covers the hole real quick. 739 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,840 And he like kind of kicks the dirt a little bit. 740 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,720 And he like, looks up to see if anyone notices. 741 00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:01,080 He says Tyler and people are clapping. 742 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,960 And then you hear the goat again. 743 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,880 Oh, I hear the goat is communicating with us from the 744 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,360 beyond. Wow. 745 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,240 Can I kill this guy? And do we see our bounty target 746 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,720 Miss O'Sullivan or? Do you have to be here? 747 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,600 You do see her standing with the bystanders. 748 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,840 Hey, coffee. I was. 749 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,040 I was just gonna say. I walk up and I tie her hands 750 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:33,400 behind her back. Are you going to do that? 751 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,880 I am. You're not getting away at this 752 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,800 time. I'm gonna need to check from Q 753 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:43,200 and Felix for that, Q for the distracting and Felix for the. 754 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,240 I'm a good. District get the junk factor, 755 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,320 I'll spit oil interface. 12:00 to 5:00. 22. 756 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,920 And Chrono spits on her. Spits right? 757 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,640 What do you, what do you say to her? 758 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,160 What do you say to her? Q. 759 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,880 Kathy, how you doing? She Had you tried the funnel 760 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,200 cake yet? She looks kind of startled but 761 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,480 kind of relieved because you know you're, you guys are lovers 762 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,760 now, but she didn't know you'd be following her. 763 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:13,560 She's. Like. 764 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,280 Look, listen, miss, we had our night of our day of fun, but 765 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,160 you're getting kind of clingy. I think we need some time apart. 766 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,880 You thought I came and looking for you. 767 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,080 I mean, you're standing here. Yeah, while I'm at. 768 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,160 Work. And that's when Felix walks up 769 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,080 and like, grabs her hands and ties her. 770 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,280 Hey, what's the meaning of this? You're not getting away this 771 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,760 time. Boys, what the hell are you 772 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,680 doing? I hold out the poster. 773 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,800 We we have been following her and she got away from us, but we 774 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,480 but we tied her up and we we followed it here. 775 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,360 He looks extremely relieved, and he takes his hat off and wipes 776 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,960 his brow. And thank you, boys, I'll pay 777 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,080 you handsomely for this bounty. Good. 778 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,040 I have my man. Take her from here. 779 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:05,200 She looks longingly at Q's eyes. Just one more time before they 780 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,680 lock me up. Yeah, sure. 781 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,840 Shut up, do you? Do you supply on to go visits? 782 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,720 Not usually. Q starts on doing his pants. 783 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,520 He says whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not going to do that here. 784 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,120 That's not a good idea. I. 785 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,120 Can't believe you have your little girls? 786 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,520 Children here man, cover yourself. 787 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,960 What the heck? Is she your girlfriend? 788 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,640 No. That's your new mom, kid. 789 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,000 That's your new mommy. So hi, Mommy. 790 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:45,720 Must be pick on Quinton Day. You can't do kids. 791 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:49,880 No, we like you that much that we make fun of you. 792 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,080 Yeah. Hi, Mommy. 793 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,800 Bye, Mommy. They're taking her to jail now. 794 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,640 She's pretty. Now you don't got a mom kid. 795 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,760 Sorry. No, no, she. 796 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,200 She'll just be away. Pirates. 797 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,280 We pirates have a saying. Easy come, easy go. 798 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,960 Yeah, dude, I really never been out on this. 799 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,320 You've never really been on the sea, sweetheart. 800 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,040 Maggie. Yeah, yeah, I have. 801 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,840 Her name's Chandi. I've been on the sea. 802 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,320 No, it's it's, it's Clarissa. That's a type of disease. 803 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,680 No, that's that's pleiopathy. So you guys are taking, you guys 804 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,920 are taking to the edge of the forest and you feel some sort of 805 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,440 ominous pole. The sheriff kind of bids you a 806 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,920 farewell, says if you need anything, let me know. 807 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,840 You boys ain't going to turn up dead. 808 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,600 I got faith. You know, you guys got to go 809 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,760 sometime. We already have I'm. 810 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,920 Going to to whistle into the woods as if I was beckoning a 811 00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:00,600 dog. It seems to echo much more than 812 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,040 you thought it would. It's almost as if your ears are 813 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:08,080 playing tricks on you and that somebody whistles back, but this 814 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,480 is just usually unusual past that. 815 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,760 Now this reminds me of the time on on Treasure Treasure Island. 816 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,000 Take it easy, Robert Louis Stevenson. 817 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:24,040 Felix would like to look for like tracks. 818 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,040 Sure you can look for tracks Tesla roll a standard say. 819 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,640 Oh, I don't see any. No tracks per SE. 820 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,320 Hey, Melissa. What Melissa? 821 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,360 My name is not Melissa. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it 822 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,480 is. It's Cheney. 823 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,800 You're not the first girl. You're not the first girl. 824 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,560 He's called the wrong name. Don't worry, Cheney. 825 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,560 It's like your old partner Cheney, remember? 826 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,280 I thought your name was Chandi. Robin, no, you guys got it all 827 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,080 wrong. All right, so why don't you, why 828 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,560 don't you go play hopscotch? Hopscotch you. 829 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,840 Know what 12 year old girls do in the Old West? 830 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,400 We play opscotch. She's not for. 831 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,560 Maddie to Old Richmond. She's not from the land, OK, I'm 832 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,760 from the sea. On the sea we play Opscotch. 833 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,880 You know, that's because on the sea you're. 4 year old girls 834 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,360 apparently. Cheney, could you be a deer and 835 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,760 go back into town, please? Yeah, this place is kind of 836 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,720 giving me the Spooks. Real quick, Cheney, before you 837 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:32,920 go, yeah, I'm going to map out the make of my weapons. 838 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,320 I want you to come up while you're in town. 839 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,800 I want you to come up with an idea to upgrade them for me. 840 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:41,640 And I hand her a piece of paper with the with the schematics of 841 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,200 my of migrants. OK, I'm good with weapons. 842 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:46,360 I'll see what I can come up with. 843 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,760 I. Appreciate it you do well, I'll 844 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,640 buy you a weapon of your. Phone someday. 845 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,800 Really cool. Yeah. 846 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:58,280 You're my new dad. Whatever. 847 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,800 You would still take off. I. 848 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,480 Took off running like you last dad. 849 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,400 I'm going to be gone in the middle of the night. 850 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,160 Or you know what? I take off running into the 851 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,320 woods. I love Q forever. 852 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,280 I'm just kidding. Wait. 853 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,320 Q where you going? Q. 854 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,920 Where you going? You can call me old Uncle Tim. 855 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,880 OK, old Uncle Tim, man love you. She walks away. 856 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,680 See you later. You're at the edge of the house. 857 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,400 I give and she's like by. The way maybe check out that, 858 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,720 maybe check out that side trail where Q just went on. 859 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:34,520 I I I give chase after Q. Q's running like a madman, 860 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,160 Kronos. Why don't you make a check 861 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:40,880 standard? What check do you need me to 862 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,120 make? No standard. 863 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,640 You got it. Yeah, I'm working on it. 864 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,800 You feel like you're going too fast. 865 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,240 Q. Hey. 866 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,640 Stop running from your responsibilities. 867 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,280 Johanns Hans I think. Hears his Felix. 868 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:05,680 That too, I hear something. He's just running completely not 869 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,080 listening to you like I'm. Fat out of hell. 870 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,160 He's got a weird run. That's true, he is on peg legs. 871 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:20,960 I'm not not all power attempt peg legs and I think he's over 872 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,320 there always. I I stop running and I try to 873 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,800 listen to what Kronos was talking about. 874 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,480 Standard save. Standard save advantage. 875 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:36,280 Actually I don't know how fast 4. 5:00 and 6:00. 876 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:41,720 You feel like you hear some kind of grunting or struggle and way 877 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,720 in the distance. Or did you find another last? 878 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,760 And you look and you see Q still running, so it couldn't have. 879 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,160 Been him. Oh, it's not Q. 880 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,960 But it's not the way that he's running. 881 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,320 That's his lesser known cousin K. 882 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:04,240 He makes breakfast foods. It's actually very good. 883 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,040 Cronus, I think I heard what you were, what you were talking 884 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,800 about. It's coming over from that way 885 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,520 and I point. Are you with his cult? 886 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,360 Like what? Oh. 887 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,040 Yeah, I'm just waiting for you guys to make a decision. 888 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,960 Yeah, he's with you. I got, yeah, I got, you know, a 889 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,240 good little girl that was careening over a guy and now she 890 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:29,800 loves another guy. And I'm taking my new share of 891 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,600 responsibilities with a little bit of it's, it's matured me. 892 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,800 No, not him too. Shut up growing up on 893 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,600 responsibilities. Can you can you roll Colt? 894 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,400 Yeah, you make a test. Yeah. 895 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,760 You here somewhere where Felix was just listening kind of 896 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,920 talking about and they're kind of having a little argument over 897 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,160 there talking about whatever they're talking about peg legs 898 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,240 and Q's got a third peg leg and while while. 899 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,360 They're talking. It's a real Python under there. 900 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,720 You hear a scream. Sounds like a woman scream. 901 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,360 Blood girdling. I'm not quite curdling, but it's 902 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,240 at least expired. As a deputy of piss ass, I run 903 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:18,080 over there. Yeah, I follow quickly. 904 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,920 So you guys are going towards the scream? 905 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,800 Yes, with pistols drawl. OK, Yeah. 906 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,840 Knives on knives on cheese. OK. 907 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,200 We gotta get you a pistol soon. No guns scare me. 908 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:35,440 All right, they do kill people. You come to where you heard 909 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,600 heard the screen. Yeah. 910 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,520 And you come to the mouth of a cave. 911 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,320 You're. Yelling at me. 912 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,960 What's that come out? Right, you're heating or I'll 913 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,800 come in here and I'll pull you out. 914 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,800 In response, you hear that blood curdling scream that you missed 915 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,200 earlier, and it's very. Clear. 916 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,000 My bad. Oh well, I guess guys, it's hard 917 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,560 to leave. It's definitely coming from 918 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:03,040 inside The Cave now. And as you guys are hearing 919 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:07,080 this, you recognize this man. He's the guy that bumped into 920 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,880 coal earlier in town. Why are you screaming? 921 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:13,760 I ain't screaming, Mistress coming from The Cave Sheriff put 922 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,000 a bounty on whoever is killing all our hunters. 923 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,040 It's probably a pack of it's probably a pack of wolves in 924 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,400 there. That bounty's not. 925 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,520 Why don't you pack your ass off of here and get out of here. 926 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,400 I got I'll. Have fun recovering your body. 927 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,680 And he runs in the cake. Oh, bye. 928 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,760 Bye. What you guys say something? 929 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,920 No. You're just letting hold usually 930 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,400 what hunting packs? I hope you find your dad. 931 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,000 I got a shotgun, I'll be fine. He runs back in. 932 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,160 We'll let whatever it is eat him first. 933 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,400 And always, you can't fix stupid. 934 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,360 That way he'll be full. Sadly no, otherwise I would go 935 00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,800 for Todd so hard. He's so hot. 936 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,480 He's so hot. With that. 937 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:11,040 Got me swooning. You hear the command scream from 938 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,120 inside The Cave. Yep, that was coming and. 939 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:21,280 You hear flash RIP, bone break and you see blacks blood 940 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,600 splatter start pulling just from outside of where you can see out 941 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,280 of the darkness and it's pulling around the bottom of The Cave. 942 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,440 Anybody got to stick a dynamite on them? 943 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,040 A. Bear. 944 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,760 Yeah, it's a web bear. And then out walks a second 945 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:44,960 bear, followed by Mama. Just a couple of bears. 946 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:49,200 These are the biggest, most ferocious bears you've ever 947 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,920 seen. Their eyes are almost glowing 948 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,000 yellow. Not they. 949 00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,640 Seem to be reflecting something. Now we'll roll for initiative. 950 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,200 It is Q's turn to add there's something amiss with these 951 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,320 bears. Yeah, they're they're where 952 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,000 bears. Maybe something ain't right with 953 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000 them, though. They're immediately hostile. 954 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:18,400 They're about to. Charge. 955 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,640 That's not good. I'm. 956 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,440 Going to throw. Right next to their cave or 957 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:24,720 every church. We're real. 958 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,480 Who to think it. There's that too. 959 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,440 Yeah. Yeah. 960 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,880 They've taken throw me the Obsidian knife. 961 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,000 Oh, you have one of those too there. 962 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,840 OK. Felix was noise enough to give 963 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,520 me one. Sick. 964 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:43,520 Then I'll have you know when you put it in my inventory, you gave 965 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,160 me two of them, and I was honest and took one of them away. 966 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,520 Well, it should return to you if you roll A6. 967 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,960 If you roll a six, I thought it was all the time. 968 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,680 Yeah, it's if you roll A6. Hacked. 969 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,600 All right, what's she going to throw it with two then I'm going 970 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,280 to. Go to the one on the left, the 971 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,320 one the little smaller one, the cub. 972 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,720 Yeah, the I want to see what the moment does. 973 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,200 She's. Probably not going to be happy. 974 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,720 All right, roll that thing, boy. I don't. 975 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,000 Know what corner, damn it, it does. 976 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,800 It does damage. No, that's. 977 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,000 Good. I love it when it does damage. 978 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:33,240 Yeah, yeah, it does do damage. As to if it does bleeding 979 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:37,080 damage. That's only if you roll A6. 980 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,200 Yeah, I remember that one. OK. 981 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,840 That's what it was. Oh yeah. 982 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,800 And then it it comes back to you if you succeed, which A5 is a 983 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,920 success. So it will come back to you. 984 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,760 My apologies. No, Yeah. 985 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,560 So you hit. You hit the bear on the left, 986 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,800 but you see the knife. It's a good, it's a good throw. 987 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,080 And the knife sticks into the bear, the shoulder. 988 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,760 I'm into the meat. You see that black cloud? 989 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:03,840 It seems to to abhor this more than you would think. 990 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,560 You'd think there's like enough fat there that would keep it 991 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,000 really from hurting that bad. But no, it hates this. 992 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,280 So you've managed to make it very angry. 993 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:18,800 OK, do I get to the mood? Well, I was OK, so I wanted to 994 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,960 try something. For movement, yeah, this is I 995 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,160 can move. Within my tongue. 996 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,440 Yeah, you haven't moved yet. OK, so let's see. 997 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,200 I believe it was 7/7 with my movement. 998 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,720 Like 30 feet, OK. All right. 999 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,680 So what I'd like to do is I'd like to see. 1000 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,000 Let's see there. You can start a little closer if 1001 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,280 you want. So if I moved over here, when 1002 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,320 the knife comes back to me, would it would it hit the the 1003 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,280 Mama? I don't know what I'm going for. 1004 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,880 Make a test for that. All right. 1005 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,560 If you get a six, I'll let it happen. 1006 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:55,280 Oh man, it actually knocks the knife out of the air and hits 1007 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,200 the ground, but it still returns two from the ground. 1008 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,280 No. OK, very good. 1009 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,200 And with that, is this barrier's turn? 1010 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:06,920 It's it's going to look at Q, the one who just attacked, and 1011 01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:11,840 it's gone. Run baby moves 35 feet. 1012 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,240 The clear is 35 feet, like it's nothing and it's setting up an 1013 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,000 attack. It has a little bit of reach, 1014 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,720 but it's it's not quite going to reach you yet. 1015 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,600 Colt, it's your turn. Will I reckon? 1016 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,240 Yeah, I know they're bears. I can't. 1017 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,320 I was just saying I reckon I can't, you know, talk my way out 1018 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,920 of this one. Not with bears. 1019 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,480 Stop, Stop. Stop. 1020 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,160 Stop. Stop. 1021 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:40,680 Stop. Roll a disadvantage stop. 1022 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:49,560 I mean, yeah. It's not going to cross an 1023 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,000 action. Start shooting at this. 1024 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,000 What's not going to cross an action? 1025 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,200 Just make a roll a disadvantage. For me. 1026 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,280 Oh, OK. All right. 1027 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,200 Oh wow. No. 1028 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:07,280 Why? Oh, he rolled a. 6 Yes, they. 1029 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:11,680 Seem. You somehow seem to get under 1030 01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,560 their skin with your with your look. 1031 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,200 Who are you gonna direct this at? 1032 01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,760 This at mom. That Mama all. 1033 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:18,720 Right. Yeah. 1034 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,600 Wow. It's the maker. 1035 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,320 I'm gonna make her scared of you for one turn. 1036 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,680 She will not attack you. That's it, all right. 1037 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,600 That's fine. She's not gonna. 1038 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,720 I made an. I made an entire Kraken 1039 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,880 disappear, but that's fine. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. 1040 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,960 Yeah. I will not do that. 1041 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,080 Only roll the net sticks on a disadvantage test but mine. 1042 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,440 All right. I. 1043 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,520 Didn't have to, but I. You're right, you're right, 1044 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:06,840 you're right. I I shoot at the little. 1045 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,920 Guy. I will shoot right the ALS 1046 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:15,720 acting Q give out protect Q. That's what you do either way 1047 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,400 cuz you're tuned to your volcanic pistol. 1048 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,200 This one is more it's got engravings on it. 1049 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,440 It's pretty. That one then I like the other 1050 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,240 one better. Yeah, I like the other one. 1051 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:34,200 Yeah, yeah, very nice. That nice Kronos? 1052 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,520 Oh, do you want to move Cole? Are you good where you're at? 1053 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,120 I'm good. OK. 1054 01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,080 Kronos, it's all right. I come. 1055 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:48,840 This way just a tad bit. I'm gonna attack. 1056 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,160 I'm gonna attack. Baby bear here. 1057 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:55,280 Right in front of. OK so you now have two attuned 1058 01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:00,120 double barreled flintlocks so. Or you could make 2 1059 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,520 disadvantaged attacks or one standard attack. 1060 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:07,760 Now you can do one advantage save or two standard saves 1061 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:16,640 concentrated on one target. Yeah, I assume. 1062 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:24,120 I assume. All right, let me see. 1063 01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:25,720 OK. All right. 1064 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,800 Anyway, I'm going to do the double shot at regular advantage 1065 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:35,000 on the on the baby bear. So one of them hits and the 1066 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,560 other one does not. Dying it. 1067 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,440 That bear is taking quite a beating. 1068 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:43,640 And the other one, seeing that you guys are shooting, it's 1069 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:49,920 gonna use all its movement. And it's also coming in queue. 1070 01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,200 That's its turn now. It's Mama. 1071 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,880 And she is scared for this turn, so she does not go. 1072 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,760 And Felix, you're not dead. Oh. 1073 01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:03,280 I'm alive. In a naturally. 1074 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,800 Hole, you good? OK. 1075 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:14,000 So I would like to I'll move up a little bit to the left and I 1076 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,400 am going to snort some Devil's dust. 1077 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:25,720 OK, when you tell us what that does. 1078 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,040 Devil dust. Stay away from the devil dust. 1079 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:34,760 Let me find it real quick on the thing because I didn't write it 1080 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,440 down. A black powder using the 1081 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,360 underworld as a heart for stimulant. 1082 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,640 Once consumed, you receive double damage, but also deal 1083 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:46,200 double damage and receive attack advantage until the end of 1084 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,320 combat. The end of combat. 1085 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,720 Yeah, all. Right. 1086 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:56,840 And I would like to make use of my Quick shot trait. 1087 01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,760 Yeah, invited me. Because it it's both of them 1088 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,080 advantage, I would like to throw 2 knives. 1089 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,480 Oh my. OK. 1090 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,320 Both of them being my Obsidian knives. 1091 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,160 Right. That's a hit. 1092 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,040 That's a hit. That's a hit. 1093 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,880 Where are these directed at? Both at the other little baby. 1094 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:22,680 One at each. No, at the same one, this one 1095 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:27,120 right here that's closest to me. When you see the first knife fly 1096 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:31,400 into it and it go thunk while it's running at Q. 1097 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,080 This was the one that just started running. 1098 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,840 You throw a one into it and this was the one that was also hit 1099 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,040 with the first Obsidian knife that Q threw. 1100 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:44,280 After you throw yours at it. You've you've snorted so much 1101 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:49,080 drugs, you threw it so hard it almost. 1102 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,120 Can really smell the colors. Guys. 1103 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:56,160 It sticks into its brain somehow through its eye socket probably, 1104 01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:00,040 and it falls over dead and because of the bleeding damage 1105 01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:04,240 on top of that kills it. I don't know why people hate 1106 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,720 the. Juice don't lovely people. 1107 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,720 You take out one of the Cubs, Quinton. 1108 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:13,680 It's your turn, buddy. Oy oy. 1109 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,400 Oy oy. Oy, was it? 1110 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,720 It doesn't take an attack to go ahead and consume a little bit 1111 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,040 of bourbon, does it? No, no. 1112 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,600 I'll go ahead and do that. Yeah, it's it's kind of nasty. 1113 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:33,880 It's not like not like rum, but it says on my next Detrimental 1114 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,920 Fate role it immediately grants one HP and one damp plus one 1115 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,120 damage on my next attack. OK. 1116 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:45,400 And so I imagine this little fella, he's, he's close enough 1117 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:48,400 for me to use my sword or, or is he not? 1118 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,760 Do I need to move a little closer? 1119 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,000 You have to move up a little bit, maybe like 5 feet. 1120 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,400 All right. It's fine, easily within your 1121 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,440 movement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1122 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,440 All right, I. Can feel my eyes dilating. 1123 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,760 I'm just all fired. That's not. 1124 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,760 Good. Absolutely wired. 1125 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,760 I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and swing twice. 1126 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,560 Oh geez, I hit really good on the second one. 1127 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:21,760 Describe your kill. So as I, as I swing the bear 1128 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:26,960 ducks and then as the bear ducks, I use my other hand to 1129 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,680 go, oh, look over here And the bear goes. 1130 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,040 And as he looks the other direction, I come back with a 1131 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:37,200 second swing. So smooth, you know, no 1132 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,960 disjointedness. I mean, it's just just like, and 1133 01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:43,880 then I hit him, I cut his nose off, hit a main artery, and he 1134 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:48,160 bleeds out within seconds. Beautiful. 1135 01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:51,720 With that, it's Colt's turn again. 1136 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:56,360 That was absolutely smashing. The Mama worked good. 1137 01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:01,920 The mama's enraged. Cute, cute, cute. 1138 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:04,640 The broken heart icon. He lost her kids. 1139 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:09,960 It's all relating. I mean, I'll shoot her. 1140 01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,840 Yeah, that's one. Shirt, you know all that can do, 1141 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:18,560 you know? And maybe I don't know what you 1142 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:19,800 have on you. Man. 1143 01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:24,439 Actually, let me roll fate. I hurt you all. 1144 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:30,000 Right. You look in your pocket myself, 1145 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,319 so you can use that role if you want. 1146 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:36,880 But you you look in your pocket, you feel something there. 1147 01:08:37,319 --> 01:08:42,160 And in your pocket a memory sparks with it. 1148 01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:46,560 That Tetch stuck a stick of dynamite in the back of your 1149 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:52,880 pants back in pigs Axe. Yeah, he made, he made a joke 1150 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,520 about it, saying that it was your your pee pee. 1151 01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,479 No one else. I take my. 1152 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:03,120 I take the. I don't. 1153 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:11,560 Mind my pocket. Right as this happens, you see 1154 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,479 Kronos's feather get tarnished. I. 1155 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,359 Don't know what that means but OK. 1156 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:17,840 I cleaned it off, yeah. It's kind of weird. 1157 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:24,160 I cleaned it off so the dynamite is gonna do. 1158 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:29,880 A billion damage. A bit if you shot it does. 1159 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,560 It's going to sound like not a lot, but it is a lot. 1160 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:38,760 R1 D 4. Oh man. +5 so you deal 7 damage. 1161 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,960 And now, mind you, a gun, A regular gunshot does one point 1162 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,439 of damage. You just did 7 damage to it. 1163 01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,399 It's like 7 shots. That's like 7 bullets. 1164 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,160 Boom. Do you want to move in your? 1165 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,399 That's at least five shots. I'm good. 1166 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,640 The dynamite explodes and the the smoke clears. 1167 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,440 It's a little bloody, but it's pissed off. 1168 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:06,360 See, now it's obvious to see now that it's it's enraged. 1169 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:12,480 OK, always pissed off. Kronos. 1170 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:20,200 The heck was that? That's a mad Mama bear. 1171 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:25,280 That's what that is, a web bear. I dive into. 1172 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:28,840 I dive into the lake behind me and swim away. 1173 01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,920 No, I'm. Just all right. 1174 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,480 Yeah. Is my feather still tonic? 1175 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:39,120 You can choose to clean it off. Is that an action? 1176 01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:41,080 Pretty much. No, it's not an action. 1177 01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:43,120 You just have to remember or I'll punish you. 1178 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:47,800 I clean it off OK. Oh, I don't clean it off. 1179 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:51,320 In fact, I make it more dirty. You die immediately. 1180 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,200 Dang it, no, I clean it off my feather. 1181 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:02,200 My friends see me. Why is he wiping his butt with 1182 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,280 that feather? What? 1183 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,920 They see me pull the red feather out of my hat and take my 1184 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,360 fingers across it and wipe the. Man has the. 1185 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,480 Blackness away and then put it back in my hat. 1186 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,640 I draw. I draw just one pistol. 1187 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,840 Actually, I'll roll with advantage this time, aimed right 1188 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:26,360 at the Mama bear's face, right at Mama and Kablow. 66 All 1189 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:31,280 right, successful hit. Now it's Mama's turn. 1190 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,440 Sad. She's going to activate multi 1191 01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:34,840 attack. Oh, shoot. 1192 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,280 I'm going to activate multi shark in my pants. 1193 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,680 You should. You should. 1194 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,560 She's going to run over to you, Cronus. 1195 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:47,000 Dang it. Want to just shot? 1196 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,600 Her. And this is how it ends, OK? 1197 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,600 And this is how it might end. It's good to attack. 1198 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:53,600 Yeah. Yeah. 1199 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,440 She deals one point of damage to you. 1200 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,760 She's the rest of her movement come over and she's going to 1201 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:04,640 attack as well, also dealing damage. 1202 01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:10,560 He's racist. Now it's good. 1203 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,600 Is that? Is that one point of damage? 1204 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:17,080 Yeah, just one point. Trav, we don't know the race of. 1205 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:18,640 Of. Kronos. 1206 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,760 Be a black guy. I'm a. 1207 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,400 Cronarch. Duh. 1208 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,360 Oh no, I'm talking about, I'm talking about your skin color. 1209 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,600 Kill the bear copper. Look at. 1210 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,360 Look. At my mask it's. 1211 01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:40,200 Oh, so you're. Like a steel. 1212 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:44,360 Copper alloy. Anyway. 1213 01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,640 Kill a bear. Just kill a bear. 1214 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:52,920 Just kill it. I take it on my quick shots 1215 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,760 again and then I throw 2 my 2 old citian knives with advantage 1216 01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:02,040 because I snorted some devils. Yeah. 66 on the first one and 1217 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,480 OK. OK, that's gonna do double 1218 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:08,280 damage and that. Plus the double damage from the 1219 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:11,520 double Devil's Dust. Oh boy. 1220 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:16,320 And it does bleed. Yeah, she's not looking too hot. 1221 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,440 Really. Oh yeah, she was looking. 1222 01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:21,920 Hot before. She was she was looking real 1223 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:24,400 hot. Cute. 1224 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,120 Where is my hot pooping farting? It's. 1225 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:32,200 Up to back in Red Rock, OH. Pooping hot. 1226 01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,880 I really shouldn't change his name, not that I'm thinking 1227 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:37,880 about. But I'm going to use me ritual 1228 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:41,840 DAG on this one. Call him all holy mole. 1229 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,760 I'm sorry. Oh good, now I don't know. 1230 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:53,800 So it says on the ritual drag dagger that I have to roll a 1231 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:58,240 save I guess for insanity. What on hit make a save to 1232 01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,280 instantly gain plus one HP? Yeah. 1233 01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:06,160 Oh wow, instantly insane. So standard save. 1234 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:13,840 You pull your ritual dagger and the bear is swinging wildly and 1235 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:18,600 your window of attack is closed. You're not able to attack Colt. 1236 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,960 It's your turn. Well, same thing as last time 1237 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,400 instead of throwing dynamite. Yeah, yeah. 1238 01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:32,560 Do something. You, it's gonna, you're gonna 1239 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,040 shoot at it, right? Yeah. 1240 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:42,680 You you shoot at it once and it doesn't seem to do anything. 1241 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:46,640 Keep shooting at it and as as you're shooting at it, it's 1242 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:50,280 going to bolt at you feeling like it's on its last leg. 1243 01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,920 You see it limping, it's running at and running and running at 1244 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:56,160 you, and you just end up emptying your volcanic. 1245 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:57,360 Pistol. It's. 1246 01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,960 Your last shot right before the click, the thing falls down 1247 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:04,000 dead. And see, I wasn't yapping about 1248 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:13,920 nothing out here talking about. The devil's death really does 1249 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:16,040 things to you. I reload my pit. 1250 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,400 Why didn't no one tell me that this was a hallucinogenic? 1251 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,880 And I start. I see frying fish. 1252 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,560 I start. Cutting the pill. 1253 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:32,600 Yeah, yeah, you might want to find out why they're so crazy. 1254 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,760 Yeah, I'd like to. I'd like to go ahead and search 1255 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,680 the bears. Oh, The Cave. 1256 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:42,320 There all right. OK, QQ, you're gonna cut open 1257 01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:44,000 the bear. Yeah, sure, why not? 1258 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:49,160 Yeah, what are you gonna check? Cuz inside The Cave you find 1259 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,440 like a bear glitch, a mountain of skeletons. 1260 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,920 I'm with Colt. I'm with Colt in The Cave. 1261 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:57,320 OK, Chronos and Colt, you guys find a mountain of skeletons. 1262 01:15:57,480 --> 01:16:00,400 I am wandering off in my own in my own direction. 1263 01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,240 Felix is still wired. Q. 1264 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:09,000 What are you gonna search 1st? So I mean, is there anything? 1265 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,600 What, what is it? So you said something seemed off 1266 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,320 about these bears. I mean, is there? 1267 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:16,680 Yeah. Their physical look is it does 1268 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:21,080 it look rolted or what? Looks so strange now that I can 1269 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:21,440 see it. It's. 1270 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:24,760 Just kind of the look in their eye, their mouth wasn't really 1271 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,440 foaming too much. I mean a little bit probably 1272 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,400 just from, you know, normal raging. 1273 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:34,760 Normal bears so. Can open their eyes and pupils a 1274 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,480 little dilated. That's it. 1275 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:40,440 I mean, I'll open up the gulp, you know, see if I can read the 1276 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:43,880 end trails. Yeah, yeah, You can open up the 1277 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,720 stomach, stomach lining kind of look in there. 1278 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,880 It smells pretty bad. Some human flesh in there, 1279 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:55,600 nothing glowing or, you know, really outlandish. 1280 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:59,320 Oh. Did you not see that catfish 1281 01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:01,880 with the top hat walk out of that stomach? 1282 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:06,280 Catfish. Oh, I did, mate, he said. 1283 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:07,840 Hello, Moni. Hello, my dear. 1284 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:13,960 Hello, my ragtime gal. Yeah, he was doing a dance. 1285 01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:19,160 You understood his language. Oh yes, I am multilingual. 1286 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:23,800 That's it's impressive. I feel my tongue growing. 1287 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:26,880 I. Think. 1288 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,440 I think Really. Nothing really seemed off with 1289 01:17:29,440 --> 01:17:32,080 the bear from what you can tell from what you've checked 1290 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:33,280 already. All right. 1291 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:37,400 Maybe Mr. Smart Guy Felix should check out the bear. 1292 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,920 No, no, I, I, I think I should lay down. 1293 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:47,080 There's musical notes coming coming out of the bear stomach. 1294 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,320 Wait, what? God, this, this is act good. 1295 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,680 Yeah, it's. Well. 1296 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:54,120 You're tripping though, so. There's a flying boyfriend. 1297 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:57,200 For that, do I hear the music too or is this just feeling? 1298 01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,440 No, no, it's just as high delusions. 1299 01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,160 It's fine. Oh, OK, never mind. 1300 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:04,840 I hear they called the. What did you find? 1301 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:09,120 Why are they? Why are they called apartments 1302 01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:11,200 that they're built together? What? 1303 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:14,760 Question. Did you find anything in The 1304 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:19,760 Cave? And I come out with a fully with 1305 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,840 a full skeleton. Your mom. 1306 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:25,480 Your mom. All didn't have a moment. 1307 01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:27,520 I was born at the. Sea. 1308 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:31,720 It's Cheney, your lover. Oh. 1309 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,560 How you know it's have? Your way with. 1310 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,160 Me, she was. She was a little thicker than 1311 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:42,760 that. Used to be. 1312 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:49,680 Well, with that, you don't really see anything off about 1313 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:55,280 the bear and you hear some guns cock from the trees around you 1314 01:18:55,280 --> 01:19:06,920 and that's the end of the episode a Felix. 1315 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:12,560 Can feel addicted to the devil. Oh yeah, There's an addiction 1316 01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:15,120 coming on. You're not addicted yet, but you 1317 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,200 want more? OK. 1318 01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:21,600 Yeah, you need it. Your tongue is itching real bad. 1319 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,080 Seven bugs under. My skin. 1320 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,080 All right. Well, thanks everybody for 1321 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:30,640 listening. I appreciate it. 1322 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,240 And we'll be sure to see you all in the next one. 1323 01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:12,840 The.