1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,320 Welcome back to Deathmatch Island. 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:12,000 Good things happen to those who win. 150 contestants compete in 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,079 an ultimate battle Royale for the grand prize. 4 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,400 Dream big work hard. Play to win. 5 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,160 All right, welcome. Welcome everyone back to maybe 6 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,520 new podcast featuring some more Z&D and we're back at it again 7 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:40,600 on some death match is land and. That is how it's spelled. 8 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,080 It is how it's spelled, but I have a good speller. 9 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,960 I is good speller. We are doing a one shot here, 10 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,680 right? One shot, two shot, three shot. 11 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,560 It's one shot mode of the game, but that should for us it you 12 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,040 know, it's gonna take a few hours, so two or three parter. 13 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,480 We'll see how far we get. We'll. 14 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,599 See how far we get. So we're gonna, we're gonna take 15 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:06,880 her away and, and ride on into glory. 16 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:13,600 So thank you there, Master Joe. Yes, you guys all awake on a 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:19,640 boat in the Pacific or some ocean and you guys all wear the 18 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,800 same similar colored orange jumpsuits and you have no idea 19 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,640 almost who you are and how you got there. 20 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:30,040 But you get you each wake with a letter in your hand and you look 21 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,480 down on it and the raindrops are kind of soaking the paper a 22 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,520 little bit. And it says welcome to 23 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,520 Deathmatch Island. Welcome to island one. 24 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,840 Congratulations. You've been selected to 25 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,480 participate in Deathmatch Island. 26 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,720 Winning will mean fame, freedom and unlimited wealth. 27 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,840 You may be experiencing some confusion and memory loss. 28 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,880 This is normal. Following the selection and 29 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,720 recruitment process. It is important that you do not 30 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,200 panic. Look around you. 31 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,400 These fellow competitors are your team. 32 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,400 You might like to try some Ice Breakers. 33 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,760 Trust in good teamwork are crucial to victory. 34 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,240 In 2 minutes, phase one will begin. 35 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,400 In this phase, you will explore Island One, complete challenges, 36 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,680 acquire resources and meet other contestants. 37 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,640 Alliances will be formed and threats will be eliminated. 38 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,680 At the end of phase 1A, klaxon will sound three times. 39 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,160 This signals phase two, the battle Royale. 40 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,680 Only half the remaining competitors will survive this 41 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,960 phase. The survivors progressed to 42 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:30,040 island to survive, all islands to earn the ultimate reward. 43 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,080 Good luck, competitor play to win. 44 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:39,720 And a narrator narrates this as you're riding on the boat, which 45 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,680 is unmanned. It's it's driving along on 46 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,320 itself, kind of pointed lazily at the island. 47 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:51,360 On the other side of the paper that you're holding is the trust 48 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,800 building exercise. Oh, OK. 49 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,640 So we'll start with Danny's character if you want to 50 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:02,160 introduce yourself to the rest of your team and pick any one of 51 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,200 these trust building questions. OK. 52 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,440 And. Ask a teammate. 53 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:14,280 That's nice. Hello, my name is Waldo I I. 54 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,600 Lucknow Further, gentlemen, we have found Waldo. 55 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:19,720 Thank you. Found it. 56 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,120 He's right here. Thank you. 57 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,560 I've only heard that the 10 millionth time. 58 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:31,760 I work at a grocery store. And for you, good Sir, who 59 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:36,840 interrupted me, tell me about a time that you almost died. 60 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,240 That I almost died. Yes. 61 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:48,440 Well, there I was it. This is a pretty long time ago. 62 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,600 It was the best of times and the worst of times. 63 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,360 But anyway. Beside that. 64 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:59,120 How's that matter? I was at my grandmama's 65 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,440 grandmama's dinner table. I must have been knee high to a 66 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,880 grasshopper, or maybe a dung beetle. 67 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,040 That's beside the point, though. That's just details that don't 68 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,240 really matter too much. Anyhow, there I was at my 69 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,720 grandmother's dinner table on a Sunday evening. 70 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:20,240 It let me tell you something fellas, my grandma's sipper 71 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:25,680 table and she had old affection, she had the chicken. 72 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:32,240 So there I was scoffing down. It had to be I. 73 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,080 I didn't want to be rude but also I wasn't feeling too 74 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,520 hungry. Just a mite pack. 75 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,080 And there I. Was scoffing down, just, you 76 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,520 know, like I said, a lot. Dinner for myself. 77 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,240 I was on my 16th piece of chicken. 78 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,280 I was scalping it down and let me tell you that bone, I was 79 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,600 caught. I started to choke. 80 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:06,160 I started not choking or hacking or wheezing, but that hardcore 81 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,760 not breathing, not making no noise, choking. 82 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:15,760 Well, my grandma, who was always the harsh disciplinarian that I 83 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:20,280 love so much, today was like, go ahead, Bob, get it up. 84 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:25,240 Get it out the throat. You choke all my good food. 85 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,240 That's exactly the way she sounded back then too, let me 86 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,440 tell you. Anyway, it's a solo sheet. 87 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,240 She smack a man in the back and then finally that chicken bone 88 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:39,840 came out just as I started staying what I could only guess 89 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:44,560 to be the pearly gates 'cause I'm on my way to that land up in 90 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,640 the sky, but it was a little dark and actually kind of 91 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,320 backdropped by flames. But that's beside the point. 92 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,840 I'd assume it's the pearly gates and not anyway. 93 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 And that is a time that I almost died and to this day it haunts 94 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,320 me. So we have on my 16th piece of 95 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,840 chicken. I eat it 2 times slower than the 96 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,240 rest of the chicken that I usually eat during the Sith. 97 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:13,640 That was Leopold Hoffman. And as you think back to his 98 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,640 memory, you remember a man coming to the door when you were 99 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,680 a kid and selling you this chicken that you ate that night 100 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,240 for dinner, and he was in an orange suit. 101 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,480 It was kind of weird. The meat man. 102 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,280 The meat man kind of had a serious look on his face. 103 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,800 Waldo, why don't you go ahead and describe your character? 104 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:41,880 Oh well, you see, I'm a tall man, I'm very bulky, as my 105 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:45,960 mother says, and I have nice long hair 'cause I want hair 106 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:52,040 just like mothers. My teeth nice and perfect and my 107 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,360 eyes are the one thing that I can't change. 108 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,320 They're very cold. Sounds like a lady killer. 109 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:02,640 What? No, I'm an evil Rooby killer. 110 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,760 All right, we'll move on to Rufus. 111 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:18,520 Oh, I'm, I'm on. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. 112 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,800 My name's Rufus. Hello. 113 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,480 Ganja or gonzo, something like that. 114 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,000 Rufus Galvin. Yeah, that's it. 115 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,600 Yeah, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a video FX producer. 116 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:41,880 FFFFFX. See, most people mispronounce it 117 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,480 X. It doesn't sound like he's 118 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:49,440 making it up at all. Yeah, so I do like to. 119 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:57,400 I do like the ladies, Yeah. I mean, I, I wouldn't, you know, 120 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:03,560 like, do anything wrong ever. You wouldn't sin. 121 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,680 Allegedly. Right, Right. 122 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,200 No. No, it's all. 123 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:14,080 It's all premeditated. I mean, it's, you know, it's 124 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,720 consensual. Oh, I'll keep mother away from 125 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:16,920 you. Oh. 126 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,440 No EW mother. EW, no. 127 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:24,880 Yeah. You take that back. 128 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,760 Mother is gorgeous. I bet she was hot when she was 129 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:35,720 like 12 or 13 anyway. Oh my. 130 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:39,120 Why am I here with all these weird white dudes? 131 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,760 Rufus, why don't you go ahead and describe your appearance? 132 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,920 Well, you know, I'm rather dashing a little older, you 133 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:54,240 know, than maybe some people. But oh, I love this ponytail. 134 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,880 I've been growing this thing now seven or eight years. 135 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,400 I just, I stroke it. A lot of the time when I'm 136 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:09,000 engaging, I'm, I mean, when I'm thinking, yeah, the, the little 137 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,680 girls love it. They love to to touch it. 138 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,400 They love to touch it. Stroke it. 139 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,640 Your nickname. I give them. 140 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,480 I give them special treats. What? 141 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,640 When they. Stroke it this. 142 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:26,000 Is I don't like this character. And why don't you pick out one 143 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,840 of these questions and ask another teammate? 144 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:35,840 Try spilling exercise. So the the the the sweet lady 145 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:41,280 that just spoke to me, I'd, I'd like to ask you sweet. 146 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,040 I'm tough. Wait, will I want to ask you 147 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,080 about when? What was your angriest moment 148 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:53,600 ever? Why is the life coach? 149 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,960 Probably being surrounded by the white man like she is now. 150 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:03,960 Why are they always trying to keep the the the those other 151 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,120 people down when they should be rising like phoenixes from the 152 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,200 ashes of their past? I don't think I can do this 153 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:21,400 character anymore. Sorry, continue, continue. 154 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,720 Joy. I am too used to fighting for 155 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:30,000 the freedoms and civil rights of the old people of which I wish 156 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:34,080 was my own people. But God help me, I was born a 157 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,760 Whitey. Now, Leopold, let the woman 158 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:44,520 answer the question. Your angriest moment may be now. 159 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,920 Could the why dude with the the like girlfriends in middle 160 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,600 school ask me that question again? 161 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,280 Yeah, when, when, when was your angriest moment? 162 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,800 What happened? I'll tell you as a, as a life 163 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,640 coach, I always tell my, I always tell my followers, you 164 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:08,840 know, to tell them that I never, I never condone angryness is not 165 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,560 productive to be angry at anyone. 166 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:17,160 And I want you all to know that for me to be be angry, it has to 167 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,880 be very deep seated in in the society that we truly live in. 168 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:27,040 I would say that we haven't gotten back our reparations yet 169 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:31,040 for all the all the political nonsense that we've gone 170 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:35,680 through. See how that would make you 171 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,400 angry? All right, Yeah. 172 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,320 All these all these white dudes talking about collard greens and 173 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,080 fried chicken, like they actually know what they're 174 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,360 talking about. I'm. 175 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,920 Talking to you, Mr. Silva. Certain. 176 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,120 Any moment in particular that made you the angriest? 177 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:56,320 Shots fine. I couldn't tell you. 178 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,040 I'm generally a very nice person. 179 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,240 OK, so she's a liar, Donald Trump. 180 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,320 Your name is. Your name is Joy so. 181 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,600 Yes, my name is Joy Beauregard. The Doge. 182 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,320 See from nalands. We we French around there. 183 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:26,600 Elon. Musk But to surely answer the 184 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,160 question, I finally came up with something. 185 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,760 I think it's when this one, this one dude rear-ended me when I 186 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:36,440 was going off, going off of I-35 really ticked me off. 187 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,160 He he was on, he was on his phone. 188 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,440 The nerve. Yeah. 189 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,840 Through you my business called so you could get in touch with 190 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,640 my insurance. I was on my way to a very 191 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,480 important case that has to do with civil rights, which you 192 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,320 should be all for. You were too old. 193 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,680 And it's all a memory, actually joy. 194 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,320 You remember. You remember actually seeing 195 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,560 Leopold outside the game in this instance. 196 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,000 And he was in the passenger seat. 197 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,760 And in the driver's seat there was a man with sunglasses. 198 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,720 The car had a weird logo on it. It was some company car. 199 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:21,680 It was a black man. It was not joy. 200 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:26,640 We'll move on to you. Well, as you can see from my 201 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,240 hard eyes and my ripped build and my neat hair, that's not a 202 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,800 wig. I mean, you probably can't tell 203 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,840 'cause I'm wearing a hat. I'm a fitness influencer. 204 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,040 I'm a life coach. I tell people what to do because 205 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:44,120 my opinions are right. I am my ancestor. 206 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,120 Thank you. Tell the Whitey how it is. 207 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:53,600 Oh, Mr. White Dude with the with the invisible mom, she. 208 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaks to Waldo, yeah. Me. 209 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,480 Tell me about the time you did something that you regret that 210 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:10,480 you wish you could get back. Probably that time I yelled at 211 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:15,400 Mother. She made me something fiercely 212 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,840 mad. I brought I brought my 213 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,960 girlfriend over. We were going steady. 214 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,000 I wanted to introduce you to Mother. 215 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:29,960 How old was she? Of a legal and appropriate age 216 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,120 and I brought her upstairs mother and I showed her I showed 217 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,440 her my. Now when you say you were going 218 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,520 steady, did you mean you were going steady, like taking it 219 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,600 slower, you were getting there to steady business? 220 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:52,240 That's probably none of your business, but he was my. 221 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,600 Girlfriend probably means the boy wasn't even holding hands 222 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,040 with her yet. There's no shame in taking your 223 00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,520 time. So no, there's no shame in 224 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,720 taking your time, so you go with the pace that makes you and your 225 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,440 Mama the most comfortable. So I showed her some of my 226 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:13,280 artworks like my nipple lamp shade and some of my some of my 227 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:19,600 other capistries and I then showed her a bed had her meet 228 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,920 mother and mother did not take kindly to her. 229 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:27,280 So I I yelled at mother and and now I regret that. 230 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,920 And you remember in this memory your mother getting several 231 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,200 phone calls from the same repeat number and and it sounded like 232 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,800 somebody was trying to sell her something or have her sign up 233 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,120 for something. Oh, mother does not like calls 234 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,640 like that, no. She did not. 235 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,400 Maybe that's what I had her so on edge that night because she 236 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,000 seemed to be offended. But now my girlfriend doesn't 237 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,120 speak to me anymore and it's because of mother. 238 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:01,760 And we'll move on to you, Leopold, because we seem to, I 239 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,200 feel like I've already met you already. 240 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,200 I feel like I know his whole life. 241 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,760 Why? Don't you go ahead and 242 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,480 officially introduce yourself and what you do and pick a 243 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,120 question to ask one of the one of the other teammates. 244 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,840 Are you talking to me, Sir? Yes, your name is Leopold. 245 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:30,040 All right, my name is Leopold Hoffman. 246 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:35,640 I am a civil rights lawyer working my cases, so it could be 247 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:40,680 a better world for the black folks or African Americans as 248 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,600 they like to be called. I apologize. 249 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,080 Surprise. You didn't say. 250 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,720 Well, I would never say anything like that more than once, you 251 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:53,520 little boy. Anyhow, I work for the people 252 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,000 who need the help, you know, the minorities of the world if you 253 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,440 will, but not the white folk, because we know that they are 254 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,319 the biggest majority on planet Earth and of. 255 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:11,400 Course, of course, yes. I have been told that I have a 256 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:16,760 luscious head of locks, which I mean, I'll give credit where 257 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,040 credit is due. My Mama and my daddy both had 258 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:25,880 great hair jeans and I had blessed, blessed with the with 259 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,800 these locks, just blessed beyond all measure. 260 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,280 I thank the Lord every night and you know, if he should take my 261 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,240 hair away at some, I mean, I should go bald. 262 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,920 I was just thinking for every minute that I did have this bit 263 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,280 of hair because I've got nothing else to be thankful for in my 264 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:47,760 life beside that I am. I've been told I have glitter in 265 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,360 the eyes that are almost snake like. 266 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,720 I don't get it why? Because I. 267 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,880 Am a civil rights attorney as I said, but I said, you know, 268 00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:02,160 snake eyes anyhow, I'm rather rotund, if you will, I'm I'm a 269 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:08,080 bigger fellow who is given to appetite and you know, I'm not 270 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:13,640 ashamed to take to appetite and. In pieces of chicken. 271 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:21,400 You know, hashtag, I love me. I love my life and my body the 272 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,400 way it is. That's a very long hashtag, but 273 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,760 I love it. And you can pick one of these 274 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,240 questions here, and I believe Rufus is the only one that has 275 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,240 not been asked. Oh, you didn't ask me about my 276 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,600 I'm going to tell you about my jewelry real quick, and then I 277 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,560 will go ahead and ask one of these questions. 278 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,560 My jewelry. It's a little gaudy, I know, but 279 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,320 I'm trying to reach out to my my. 280 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,920 Constituents. The ones. 281 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:51,640 That I am offended so I can offend these men. 282 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,040 And you know, they, I just asked their opinion. 283 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,560 It's a little gaudy, but I feel it helps them feel at home in my 284 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:02,400 offices, like, like a place that they can be comfortable and they 285 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:07,040 know that I'm on their side. No matter what happens, whether 286 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,920 it be that they raped and pillaged and killed and 287 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,480 murdered, I'm on their side. Because you know what? 288 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,800 They need reparations. They need they they need the 289 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,760 reparations. Anyhow, OK, I'll go ahead and 290 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:24,720 ask one of these questions. You know, the person I identify 291 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,360 most with on this trip is probably Miss Beau. 292 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,080 Is it Miss or Missus Beauregard? I'm sorry, Joy. 293 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:32,920 Oh, it's. Miss. 294 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,240 It's miss. I don't deal with miss. 295 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,480 That's fair. I I'm behind you the whole way 296 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,760 on that cause let me tell you, it's always nice. 297 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,880 Of having five guys on that on speed dial. 298 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,920 Yes, mother, I understand. Yes. 299 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,040 In a field, you just kind of play in a field sometimes and 300 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,840 you know what? You are within your full rights 301 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:57,280 as an adult, an American, and a gorgeous black woman to do 302 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:02,400 whatever you like to do. The host chimes in over the 303 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,200 auditory speakers. It says ask Rufus. 304 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,880 We want to know more about his story. 305 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,120 Yes, since you all cock blocking me, if you will, Sir. 306 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:18,160 OK, Rufus. Rufus, my apologies. 307 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,960 You'll have to bleep that every once in a while I lose. 308 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,800 I lose control. But I am a gentleman and I 309 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,520 apologize. That was that was uncalled for. 310 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,440 I apologize for my harsh language, Miss Beauregard. 311 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,760 I'm sorry you heard that come out. 312 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,440 That filter word come out of my mouth. 313 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,200 Well, I got to, I got to keep a tone on me. 314 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,640 You know, my followers are watching. 315 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,800 That's. That's fair. 316 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,480 You're all right, man. All right. 317 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,720 Rufus. I don't know which one you are. 318 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,280 Frankly, I don't care about any of you. 319 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,560 All except for Miss Beauregard. I don't care for myself. 320 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,320 Yeah, that's the kid then look, all right. 321 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:04,400 Fish, Rufus. You know Rufus? 322 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,480 Rufus. That's how you can remember him. 323 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,040 I like to give them and get them. 324 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:17,520 Oh no. Oh no. 12 year old girls love 325 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,760 them. Oh no, even I'm not that bad. 326 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:31,360 Ask the question your followers are watching. 327 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:37,000 Tell me a memory that you have that most challenged you from 328 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,720 your parents. What? 329 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,200 Did you find most challenging about your parents? 330 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,040 Tell us about a memory that put you there. 331 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,640 Well, well, I didn't, I didn't have, you know, I don't 332 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,840 generally like to talk about this and generally pretty 333 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:59,320 private about what happens in my personal life, but. 334 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,680 Except for telling a group of strangers that you like 13 year 335 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,200 olds, but yeah. I I haven't said. 336 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:11,760 It's weird. Specifically, but everyone's 337 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,960 thinking it. Well, I mean, people think what 338 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,480 they want to think. I'm I'm in Hollywood, you know, 339 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,240 stuff happens. You don't talk about what 340 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:27,240 happens off camera. My, my dad, my dad was in 341 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:31,200 prison. Like, I don't know, 8 or 9 times 342 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,280 that. Makes sense? 343 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,400 That means he actually did the crime free my boy Tyreek. 344 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,440 My man. You tell him, sister, free her 345 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,000 brother. I've been working that case for 346 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,440 years. Free her brother so. 347 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:55,600 The question. Well, I mean, my dad was, my dad 348 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,800 was from Zimbabwe. Oh, what? 349 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,520 Yeah. You're Africa. 350 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,800 No, he was white. But what? 351 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,480 You don't have a lick of melanin in your skin. 352 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,560 No, no, not at all. Not at all. 353 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:16,760 OK, All right. It's OK. 354 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,040 It's OK. You'll get through it. 355 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,200 The whitest snow in the Isles of Caucasus. 356 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,520 Don't let don't let the black lawyer and the black lady scare 357 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,640 you. He just, he just grew up in a 358 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,520 tribe that was different, you know, So when he came to the 359 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:35,240 States, he thought it was OK to, you know, go ahead and have 360 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:39,320 whatever girl he wanted one, you know, And so he just kept 361 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,160 getting in trouble for it and. Mom was. 362 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:46,760 Mom was indifferent. She she really, she really 363 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,720 didn't care about anything other than her drugs. 364 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,160 She really, really liked the LSDA lot. 365 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,440 Fun. Yeah, yeah, that are that are 366 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,880 some Jack Daniels, you know, she she enjoyed both of those 367 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,760 regular. So I pretty much pretty much 368 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,320 raised myself. I stayed outside all the time. 369 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,920 My mom never told me to come in when the lights St. lights 370 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,360 turned on. In fact, usually that's the 371 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:19,920 doors were locked all day and sometimes I I had to camp out in 372 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,600 the backyard for three or four days at a time. 373 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,720 What's that? Yeah, so I, I learned how to 374 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,640 take care of myself. You know, I, I, I look out from 375 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:35,520 #1 and I mean, yeah, it's, we didn't even have a water hose. 376 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,280 I had to drink spig spigot. Rufus, as you recall this 377 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,560 memory, you you remember something just unlocks in your 378 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,440 brain that your dad, when he was coming over through the 379 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:52,520 immigration office, that some two men in suits approached him 380 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,120 and gave him a check and the rest of his process of 381 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,960 immigration was seamless. You remember him telling you 382 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,400 stories about this. Yeah, OK. 383 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,080 Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, it's almost like you were 384 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,680 there. Daddy, I wish those guys 385 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,560 wouldn't have gang raped you with all. 386 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:17,800 Right. 37 times. I'm here, daddy. 387 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,800 Zero to 100 real quick. Can we get to the island please? 388 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,400 The device on your wrist beats once and prints a small slip of 389 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,480 paper. 0 Followers. The events on the island will 390 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,800 tend to favor those with more followers. 391 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,360 If you're planning to win, you will want to gain followers as 392 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,720 quickly as possible. What happened to my TikTok in my 393 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,760 Instagram? Seagulls cry out in the 394 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,680 distance. You're almost at the island now. 395 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,520 A steep mountain cloaked in thick green vegetation dominates 396 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,280 the view. You see some signs of 397 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,840 habitation. Concrete jetties to dock your 398 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:54,160 boat, seaside village, small industrial port, a radio mast on 399 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,560 one of the hills in the distance and a lighthouse. 400 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,200 It is time for your first decision as an alliance. 401 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,920 Where will you go? Where will you land on island 402 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,680 One I'd. Say we go to the lighthouse. 403 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,120 We have a couple of loud people with us so we need to find cover 404 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,120 quick. Yeah, maybe. 405 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,680 Maybe where nobody else would go. 406 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,960 Yeah, I'm talking about the black lady. 407 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,640 You're thinking supplies would be necessary. 408 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,840 I just went off. In the water. 409 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,520 Freaks me out. Makes. 410 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,520 Sense. Makes sense, makes sense. 411 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,480 So lighthouse, fishing village, or industrial port, it's kind of 412 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,040 your options. I can get a couple nice selfies 413 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,440 off of the lighthouse. Those look pretty quaint. 414 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,520 It doesn't look like there'd be anything there. 415 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,320 I'd say that you. Can check it out. 416 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,840 More opportunities for skin, I mean people. 417 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,120 You know there could be a lighthouse keeper. 418 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,600 I bet he has a daughter. Who? 419 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,640 I bet they have skin on them. Hopefully. 420 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:04,280 That's your reason for wanting to go to the lighthouse if there 421 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,920 happens to be a lighthouse caper's daughter. 422 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:12,680 Well to be fair I I didn't, I said I said nothing about like 423 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,000 strategy or anything. I just said it would be a nice 424 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,840 view to take some pictures for my Instagram. 425 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,440 Even that, except more she's. Probably lonely and looking for 426 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,920 a friend. I could be a friend. 427 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,840 I mean, that's a great felling face she brings. 428 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,360 So she wouldn't have to grow up like I did alone. 429 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,640 So our team, our team has a black beauty like myself. 430 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:42,360 We got an Uncle Tom that's the the civil servant guy and then 431 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,880 we got 2 white dudes that are both pedophiles and serial. 432 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,760 Killers what? What? 433 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:53,680 Excuse me Madam, I might be slightly minor attractive. 434 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,640 Yeah, I'll raise your voice at this black beauty. 435 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,320 He has had enough of that in her life. 436 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,560 From what? What are? 437 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,000 You going to do about it Tubby? My name's Leopold. 438 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,520 I'm sorry. You're right, darling. 439 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,600 I should not jump to your defense so quickly. 440 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,520 Uncle Tom would not be the correct reference for me because 441 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,760 Uncle Tom was a black fellow who was going along with the white 442 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,560 folk. All right, I'm going to jump. 443 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,040 I'm going to just jump out of the boat. 444 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,560 There you go, mansplaining. I. 445 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,600 Did no such thing matter? I've never mansplained anything 446 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,120 in my life. You go to jump out the boat and 447 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,760 you find that you are in shackles until you reach show 448 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,560 your destination. Oh. 449 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,800 Well that sucks. I'm a doggy paddle until I reach 450 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,040 the fishing board. You cannot exit the boat for you 451 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,960 are shackled in. OK, well then I turn the boat 452 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,840 towards the fishing village until somebody tells me 453 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,560 different. I had a cloud. 454 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,200 Pedophile. There's there's lots of, there's 455 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,240 lots of girls there probably hey black lady, perfect, perfect for 456 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,040 sunset views. Hey lawyer man, there's probably 457 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,960 bugging the chicken there. Maybe fried fishing? 458 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,480 Village or an industrial port or a lighthouse I guess. 459 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,880 We're going to the fishing village. 460 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,080 One fishing village. The fishing village is a single 461 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,320 concrete jetty. There's a few tarmac roads, a 462 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:19,080 dozen or so weathered, beaten buildings, and when you come up 463 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,200 to it, your shackles loosen and you're able to. 464 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,520 I jump off. I jump off. 465 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,920 Able to disband onto solid ground, you can kiss the ground 466 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,240 as you wish. There's a few small wooden 467 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:35,240 houses painted in faded pastels, windows boarded up, the strong 468 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,880 smell of fish, salt water, smoke. 469 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,480 There's a cold sea wind, the sound of a boat crunching on or 470 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:47,560 a boot crunching on glass. Seagulls cry out, and as you 471 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:54,760 guys proceed to look around, you see there's kind of a commotion. 472 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,440 You see a man standing on a box with two guys flanking him. 473 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,040 And the man in question, he's holding a megaphone. 474 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:12,000 He repeatedly says his name. His name is AB Thorpe, and he's 475 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,320 got a handlebar mustache and aviator sunglasses. 476 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,840 He says, oh, you know, fresh meats. 477 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,120 Why don't you just come down down to the vast alliance? 478 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,040 We'll give you food and shelter. All you got to do, We just got 479 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,840 to get the biggest alliance going and we're going to kill 480 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,720 it. We're going to kill it. 481 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,760 We're going to squash all the little guys and it's going to be 482 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,280 a bloodbath. Who's on your team? 483 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,480 Everybody, everybody's going to be on our team. 484 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,480 Are you guys any, any points to you? 485 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,120 And, and the rest of the surrounding is there's people 486 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:51,080 running around and people, part of Abthorpe's crew are chasing 487 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,480 him down and trying to tie him down and talk to him when they 488 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,400 get the chance. But if any pushback is given, 489 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,040 they all have melee weapons and you know, mainly knives and they 490 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:07,680 stab anyone who opposes them. And you see a, a group kind of 491 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:13,000 huddled under a kind of a, a fishing shack. 492 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,920 And it's kind of a, it's a lady. And she's kind of huddled around 493 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,840 with a few other people. And she makes eye contact with 494 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:25,000 you, Waldo. And she makes the the shush sign 495 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,840 with her, with her finger to her lips. 496 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,880 Was. She an over breathing, yeah. 497 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,880 She's saying, you know, basically don't sell me out 498 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,160 because he's looking for me. He wants, he wants to find her 499 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,800 group and kill her. So essentially how this will 500 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:48,080 work is you basically think it's more macro thinking of how you 501 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:53,200 want to attack this opposition. Why say we join them, boys? 502 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:58,840 You can join the the guy with the handlebar mustache, but he 503 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,520 wants you to kill. You know this lady and her and 504 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,280 her team basically. Or you can oppose him, hold on. 505 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,960 Or you can try to sneak out. You can try to convince him to 506 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,080 let you go. So I'm confused. 507 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,600 Clear this up for me, Mother. Is that me? 508 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:18,520 Yeah. Is that my mother? 509 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,800 Good. You're you're mother, OK? 510 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:26,480 OK, So is am I. Are we being held captive you? 511 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,920 Technically aren't yet since you just landed, but you know he's 512 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,760 got some guys approaching you for sure. 513 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:37,080 Here his guys are approaching us and he wants us to join them to 514 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,200 kill the girl and she has her people too. 515 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,440 Yeah, they see you. She, she and her group sees you, 516 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,520 but they don't see her. Is she hot? 517 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,200 That's all I want to know. Is she hot? 518 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,000 She's a 5. Killer. 519 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,440 No, that's that. No, that's a death island. 520 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:58,440 Hey, hey, no. No, she's not a 5, she's 5. 521 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,240 Oh. Oh killer. 522 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,200 I'll I'll be your friend. Her her special friend, No. 523 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,040 No, no, no. No, no, no. 524 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,840 How's it going? I would like to try and convince 525 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,560 handlebar mustache man to leave us grown because we have a 526 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,680 pedophile in our group. That makes sense. 527 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,560 You could do that. Anyone else? 528 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,080 Slightly minor, attractive. OK. 529 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,640 I don't ever act on it, OK? I'm sure he never has. 530 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,440 I mean, I get I'm a bad person and I'm killing people in them 531 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,400 and I love their skin. Why am I in this group? 532 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,800 Luck of the job. So so that makes sense for 533 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,200 Danny, your character Alrombo to just talk his way out of it 534 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,280 because you are proficient in social game. 535 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,600 So you could distract Ad Thorpe while your others slither away 536 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,760 using snake mode. Or you could, you could have, 537 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,320 you know, you guys all each have your own role basically. 538 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,400 Jenny. Joy is actually very 539 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,040 confrontational. Yes, we know. 540 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:09,120 Well. Your honor, if if I may, let's 541 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,080 just get started. Let's pass this out because we 542 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,239 should honestly just talk about this. 543 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,920 And usually this helps us to find a common ground that we may 544 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,239 come together on so that we could then leave whenever you 545 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,760 are ready to let us go. First things first. 546 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,320 Hello my name is. Lee. 547 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,280 You may call me Lee if you like, my grandmama, call me Lee. 548 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,840 But that's all right. I don't mind if you call me Lee. 549 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,760 It's a little it's, it's a little formal, unformal, But 550 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:42,320 what are we here if we are not friends anyway, Mr. Your Honor, 551 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,159 Sir, I would like to talk to you mostly just. 552 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:51,520 Oh Waldo would like to feel to social social side. 553 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,120 We have Leopold. Who wants to try Leopold? 554 00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:01,160 Guys starts talking this much in the first 3 seconds, I'm out. 555 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,920 I'm letting them go. In fact, I'm making him go. 556 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,840 So you want to deceive them by overtalking their ears off so. 557 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,840 I leave them. Apparently nobody. 558 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,400 I guess that wouldn't be much different than me just speaking 559 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,080 and talking my mind. Although, although. 560 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:18,880 You. You don't. 561 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,480 Want to try to use snake mode. I don't care, whatever gets me 562 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:28,560 away from it. OK, so you want Leopold to take 563 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,680 point? Sure. 564 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,680 Sure, you're going to use snake mode to try to sneak away joy? 565 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,160 What do you want to do? Oh, I'm going to confront them. 566 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,560 OK, target numbers. Do I need to hit? 567 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,080 Physically. Like I'm going to get up in the 568 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,400 face and try to talk like a whole bunch of smack because all 569 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,280 these white people come up to us and try to assimilate with us. 570 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,000 That ain't going to fly with me. That's social game, is it? 571 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,720 So you want to argue with them to death? 572 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,760 That's not kind of what I was going for. 573 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,800 I was kind of going for more like intimidation. 574 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,560 You know, I mean, you can flavor however you want, but yeah, that 575 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,480 that would be social game. OK. 576 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,400 And then Rufus says no little girls to touch your way out of 577 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,680 this one. So as if that would ever be a 578 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,960 realistic situation. But how? 579 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,120 How would you handle this in your own very special way? 580 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,760 That that only happened with Jenny, OK. 581 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,800 Yes, it only happened with Jenny. 582 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:31,240 And Vanessa anyway, so I, I, I, I think, yeah, I think I'm 583 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,760 sneaking out of here. OK, so that would be snake mode. 584 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,240 Yeah. OK. 585 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:40,600 Mr. Game Master. I will tell you any capability 586 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:46,080 target number is 9. So you guys go and click on the 587 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,520 capability that you will be using and go through the follow 588 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,320 up prompts. We're using roll 20, so it's 589 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,480 fully automated. Very cool. 590 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,120 You don't have any advances or acquisitions, so you can just 591 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,080 get those and you can put the target number is 9 just so that 592 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,880 you know it'll come up on your role. 593 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,200 What then am I rolling so? I succeeded. 594 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,240 There was no way for me to win that. 595 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:16,400 You would be rolling snake mode, so you just click snake mode and 596 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,840 then the target number is 9. Do I use the occupation die 597 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,160 then? Yes. 598 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,760 Add another capability no. No, it's just the snake. 599 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,440 OK? In this system, we start with 600 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,400 the lowest, the failures, and they kind of build off of each 601 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,280 other. Don't just describe how you 602 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,920 fail, but you kind of want to build tension and you guys build 603 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,600 off of each other's descriptions so we know. 604 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,800 Let me. Tell you as I'm sneaking away, 605 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,640 well, that's a good story. So really, tell us. 606 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,200 Yes, indeed, Joy Beauregard is the only one that failed here. 607 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,480 But if anyone fails, if anyone succeeds rather than you do, get 608 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,560 the rewards. So you will be walking away with 609 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,120 rewards. Just keep that in mind. 610 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,880 Just tell me how that would happen eventually. 611 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,600 But Joy is the only one that fails. 612 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,440 She's going up to try to, you know, get in the face of the 613 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,680 officers. She will fail this. 614 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,120 And then we go with the next highest, which would be Waldo. 615 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,480 You're sneaking away and what do you do? 616 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:19,040 And then we have two twelves. We'll settle the winner later, 617 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:24,320 but we'll have Rufusco and then Leopold to see how joy does make 618 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,320 it out. She doesn't die. 619 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,080 She marks a fatigue. So. 620 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:27,840 Oh. Man. 621 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,880 Derek, why don't you describe how you become fatigued and 622 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,440 essentially fail, but your team mates will, you know, end up 623 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,480 pulling you out? You kind of leave it off like 624 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,240 mid scenario for them to pick up. 625 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:44,040 So I try, I try to go up to the officers and I and I try to like 626 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,600 get up in their face and then their first instinct was to like 627 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,960 try to put me in handcuffs because that's what they do. 628 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,280 And so I'm struggling. I'm struggling. 629 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,000 I'm starting to get tired even though I'm built and I'm fit and 630 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,600 then I got that nice hair and everything and all this, all 631 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,240 this and then all all of a sudden I feel like 3 different 632 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:11,160 men trying to pull me away. And then I guess Roof or no, who 633 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,280 were the ones that were that weren't sneaking away? 634 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,000 Oh, everyone was sneaking away. How do they help me get out? 635 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,000 We don't have to be a. Distraction of the way while I 636 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,440 was talking. You're a challenge I. 637 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,160 Was talking a kind of. Person. 638 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,600 Way out of it predicament that we are in. 639 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,200 Someone has to steal these keys now for your handcuffs that you 640 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,360 put yourself in. Yeah. 641 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,720 Well, they're officers. That's what they do. 642 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,960 Yeah, so they start taking her away and then Waldo. 643 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,680 Unarmed. I see it. 644 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,800 Happening. Well, that sounds like a problem 645 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:54,360 for the lawyer and I walk away. OK. 646 00:39:54,760 --> 00:40:02,720 No, I, I as I'm, as I'm walking away, I, I, I, I I trip the 647 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,920 guards and I stumble and say, oh. 648 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,680 So sorry, Mother told me to do it. 649 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,800 Mother is quite crazy, though I do believe she would have told 650 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,160 him to do that on. One of the guards. 651 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,600 I guess I don't know how to get her out of this. 652 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:29,000 I was the one slicking away. You could cause a distraction. 653 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,480 Got it. Or something over. 654 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,680 Yeah, I I pick up the nearest garbage can and I throw it in 655 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,160 their direction and take off running. 656 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,360 As you're running away you see a box and with a duffel bag in it 657 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,760 with supplies. I grab the duffel bag and I 658 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,120 throw it on my around me and I keep running. 659 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:55,200 All right. And then Rufus Roofie. 660 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,160 Yes. All squeezes. 661 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,880 Yeah. One of your guys running away 662 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,920 with a duffel bag who just threw a trash can. 663 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,600 Joy Beauregard in handcuffs. To be fair, I yielded the trash. 664 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,280 Can. Yeah. 665 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,680 Of course, yeah. Everyone's just kind of like it 666 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,600 kind of sapped all the tension out of the whole situation. 667 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,520 Like there was somebody getting stabbed and they stop and look 668 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,840 up to see the trash can, like, slowly rolling. 669 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:28,720 Wait. Did you see that trash can? 670 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,280 I threw it. No, I threw it at Joy. 671 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,120 I didn't. I didn't. 672 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,160 I threw it at. Joy. 673 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,360 Oh, you threw it at Joy. OK, they bonks her on the top. 674 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,960 Back of the. Head and she falls down. 675 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,320 Everyone's like what? What? 676 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,000 Well, they didn't put me in handcuffs at that point then. 677 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,960 He's got one-on-one on one of your wrists. 678 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,520 I'm. Still free. 679 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,800 You're still free. Sorry, sorry. 680 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,440 Rufus. Rufus. 681 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,720 Yeah. And there's still guys all 682 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,120 around you. So how do you get out? 683 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:11,680 Well, so as we were walking up and the wonderful black goddess, 684 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:16,560 as she gets in their face, they all look away for just a minute 685 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:21,400 and old Rufus just kind of slips off and sees a fisherman's coat 686 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,960 and he grabs it and throws it on it. 687 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,760 He joins in with a group of fishermen and grabs one of their 688 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,440 reels and shoves them in the water and he gets a bite. 689 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,960 Fishing. Yeah. 690 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:39,200 And then he gets a bite and then he reels it in, I mean, flips it 691 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,120 back towards the guys that are accosting my wonderful, gorgeous 692 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:48,280 friend with the really nice ABS. And she has fish lands in front 693 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,080 of the guys that were trying to take her. 694 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,520 Don't forget about my tone booty. 695 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,480 Oh good. My damn no one would go get 696 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,120 about you I've. Been to the booty, it's out of 697 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:08,880 two hours, so. So anyway, so anyway, the fish 698 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,800 lands in front of them. It's a nice, nice big swordfish 699 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:18,920 and it's kind of an offering. And so then I run in and I say 700 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:23,760 our, our my lady, the fish God needs to see you. 701 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,360 And I grab her by the hand and we take off board to the docks. 702 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:32,960 Everyone is so dumbfounded in Abthorpe's crew that they just 703 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,160 stand there, including Abthorpe himself. 704 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:44,240 He's very charismatic, but he drops his megaphone on your way 705 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:46,840 out, you see? I put a picture of what joy 706 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,680 looks like in art. Yes, Dang boy. 707 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:59,920 So you see a you see a backpack off of 1 of the dead bodies and 708 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:03,480 you grab it and you run into the woods, reconvening with Waldo 709 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,120 and then the. Pedophile. 710 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,640 Leopold, how do you get joy out of there? 711 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,760 Yeah, come on, Mr. Lawyer man, just. 712 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,720 Hit in the head Hit in the head with a garbage can and a fish 713 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:20,280 flopped in front of her and. Then I went over and I. 714 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:31,320 What is going on? Royal gentlemen, I do declare 715 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:41,280 that I'm just just. Eating here Leopold, take this 716 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:48,520 bucket of fried fish. I do love me some fried fish, 717 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,160 let me tell you. Your food in your mouth. 718 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,520 No, fried fetch isn't. That what you said at the 719 00:44:55,520 --> 00:45:00,000 playground last week. Let him cook. 720 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,160 Let him cook. Sorry, let him cook. 721 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,800 Let him fry. Rather, Randy said she wanted to 722 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,520 go with me. It was her choice. 723 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,600 Come on, Mr. Lawyer Man, what are you doing? 724 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:23,600 Let my people, let my people go. Joey's stumbling stumbling 3 725 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:34,440 feet away to. The gentlemen who have 726 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:39,880 handcuffed Joy, Yeah. And I look at them solemnly, but 727 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,120 with a friendly gaze. I don't want them to sense any 728 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:47,880 type of harness from me. And I say, gentlemen, this young 729 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:53,640 lady is a prisoner of her own passion, and we can all agree 730 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,000 that passion is a good thing. Pretty. 731 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,120 Much all the time. Pretty much all the time. 732 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,200 Not clown all the time like when you lure children off a 733 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,920 playground. We are not to that level. 734 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,200 But I'm sure here in about 20 years when we start talking 735 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:15,320 about love is love no matter the age, I'll be defending you and 736 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,360 cult too. You just. 737 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,480 Holds up the keys to you. Thank you, Sir. 738 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:28,080 Yeah, I appreciate you molding anything in this life. 739 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,640 Y'all are wonderful. You remind me of the friends I 740 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,560 used to sit down with. That grandma's table late in the 741 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,480 evenings eating biscuits dipped in molasses. 742 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,680 Oh, what good times those were. We would just talk and talk 743 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:47,240 about ladies, about life about. And that's probably honestly 744 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:51,400 where I trace back my want and desire to become a lawyer for 745 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,280 those who are oppressed because I was friends with all kinds of 746 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,520 different kids back in the day. It didn't matter. 747 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,480 We're just dashing. At this point. 748 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,360 Thank you for listening they. Leave the dead in dying. 749 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,520 There's a knife that's sticking out of one of their chests on 750 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,960 the ground and he just, he pries it out of his chest and then 751 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,720 stabs it in his neck, his own neck. 752 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,280 Well, why do you Google? Let me tell you something about 753 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,480 gurgling soon because you are Googling up a storm right now. 754 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:27,960 Every time I fell in a river and I look, I look like I, I'm 755 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,880 pretty buoyant. I'm kind of large. 756 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,960 I'm a larger man. But let me tell you something. 757 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,800 I don't know what it is, but I'm a solid large man. 758 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:40,960 So if I fall in water, I sink like a rock tied to a piece of 759 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,880 lead. I sink quick. 760 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,360 And so there I was, following in this river, just gurgling away. 761 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,240 So you guys make it out of the encounter. 762 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:54,360 Joy is a little fatigued. Story is done. 763 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,040 I guess it's. Oh yeah, it's done. 764 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,120 Oh yeah. Fell in a river. 765 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,240 But yeah, that's exactly where that story ends. 766 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,760 Yeah, it's. Way too much, too much story. 767 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:17,480 You guys make it out and Leopold and what was it, Rufus? 768 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:23,280 You guys rolled the highest. So you guys divvy up the oils. 769 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:30,480 There's five pieces of survival gear, which I think is. 770 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,080 Fire shelter food. Yeah, there it is. 771 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,200 A man could not find that. Yeah. 772 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,440 So you can go ahead and mark one of those, you know, mark both 773 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,720 slots on survival gear and your character sheet for any of you 774 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,960 that get some. But you find five of those, and 775 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,840 you find 2 Remington M870 shotguns. 776 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,440 All of us, Sir. There's two, and Rufus and 777 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,400 Leopold get to determine how those are divvied up. 778 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:03,760 Well, what was in my duffel bag? Your duffel bag was snatched by 779 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:08,120 Leopold. Will you tell me again what was 780 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,880 in the what? What we have, we had the five 781 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,400 well. Five pieces of survival gear and 782 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,280 two shotguns. Sorry. 783 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,000 All right, well, I am. Let me tell you about this one 784 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,120 time. I am a expert skeet shooter. 785 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,480 I skeet shoot with a lot of people. 786 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:28,440 The governor, the mayor, all these oh, oh, I guess, I guess 787 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,520 he didn't want to hear about it. But let me tell you about what 788 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,520 kind of expert shotgun marksman I really AM. 789 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,400 And so? So he wants one of the shotguns. 790 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,080 Actually, that's it. I hate all of them. 791 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,640 So I'm Needless to say in the story that I was an EX1 792 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,280 Mulchman. I will be taking one of the 793 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,640 shotguns. I will be taking one of these 794 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,560 shotguns. Fair enough. 795 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,560 Out there before you listeners out there, Mr. Egg Gain, I mean, 796 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:03,240 what Jeff or whatever your name is keeps hanging up on me 797 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:07,320 because apparently my stories are not riveting enough for him. 798 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,920 But I have been told that I am charismatic to beat the band and 799 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,240 that my stories are entertaining for all agents. 800 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:20,920 So good it. Looks like Rufus, you're taking 801 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:26,040 the other shotgun. Yeah, I really don't like guns. 802 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,880 I wouldn't give a child molesta a gun. 803 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,040 You know what might happen? Yeah, it's. 804 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,400 Just the rules of the game, whoever win who gets the highest 805 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,800 to get the to the victor are the spoils. 806 00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,840 So it's on, it's up to them. I kind of want to use the gun 807 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:49,960 now, but anyway, I I feel like legitimately crime feel like my 808 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,280 buddy feel like my buddy Waldo could use this shotgun. 809 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,920 Well, The thing is I'm an avid hunter from Wisconsin. 810 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,840 Then yes, I I'd love to use a shotgun. 811 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:03,560 I could smell that in you. I I mean, I tell that about you. 812 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,600 Mother doesn't like it when you smell me. 813 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,680 So, Waldo, you're taking the shotgun. 814 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:13,440 Sure, unless my friend the racist lawyer wants it. 815 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,480 He's got 1 already. Oh. 816 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,640 There were two. Did you just call me a racist? 817 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:23,080 I fight for civil rights. You cannot be a racist. 818 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,520 You cannot be racist. A little bit racist. 819 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,360 Come on, racism, all you sensing in me, darling, I am. 820 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:38,400 I love all of the other people that are not Whitey. 821 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:41,960 OK, down with Whitey. I've that's my slogan. 822 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:46,960 I have it on my couch. Down with Whitey. 823 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,520 I'm staring at Joy and I'm drooling. 824 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,240 That's all. That's always the reaction. 825 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,400 Is she a little old for you, son? 826 00:51:55,880 --> 00:52:02,080 OK, Mother, what next? So the path in the woods, you, 827 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,880 you come to a path and it kind of splits off 3 different ways. 828 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:09,360 Well 4 you can go back to the way you came, which is not an 829 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:13,160 option, or you can go straight ahead, left or right on the 830 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,440 right side. It looks like there's something 831 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:20,760 in the trees on the left side. It kind of looks like a lesser 832 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:26,600 traveled path and in the center if you go straight ahead, that 833 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,480 just looks like it's keeps going down the trail. 834 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,520 This reminds me of the time I was playing with Gretel in the 835 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,960 woods. So which way is everybody going? 836 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,560 I've watched enough horror movies so I know the black 837 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,200 person always dies first even though it's a stereotype in it. 838 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,520 But it also ma'am, I'm not going it. 839 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:49,600 Is up to the leaders. If death comes upon you, I will 840 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,600 throw myself in front of it so that the Whitey is the first to 841 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,560 die for once in our lives. Thank you, Leonard. 842 00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:01,000 You know I'm here for you baby. I call you baby in a friendship 843 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000 way, not a not a weird way. I apologize if I can. 844 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,320 Oh no, I know. I will. 845 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,920 I know, sugar. We, we are friends now. 846 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,880 I do. I do feel like we are pretty 847 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:12,680 friends now. Pretty. 848 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,400 Good friends so I can go the other way. 849 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,000 We are all shuffling. You don't want to come. 850 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,400 With the exact same way as the serial killer. 851 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,800 I gave you a gun. Thank you. 852 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,760 I appreciate that. I will keep. 853 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,480 You now he's going to kill people with that gun. 854 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,720 No, I prefer to use a blade. Nobody ever likes more intimate 855 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:40,120 that way. So Rufus, where would you like 856 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,440 to go? Come on, just. 857 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,760 Like all the kids in school. Oh. 858 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,640 Nobody ever liked me. Come on Roofie, let's go. 859 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,320 I'm going to go down the path that nobody else has been down 860 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:54,480 and probably get lost. Probably go straight to hell 861 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,400 with me. Oh come on, dear, you know that 862 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,240 ain't true. Bye. 863 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,200 Come on down. Let's go down the middle path. 864 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,680 Come on, I'll go with you. No. 865 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,800 Come on. No, you don't miss me. 866 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,680 Just go. Mother's getting angry. 867 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,600 OK, fine. I start walking down the middle 868 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:13,760 path. Fine, I'll go down the middle 869 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,040 path. All right, so you guys start 870 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,800 walking down the middle center lane and it's kind of the. 871 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,120 I walk on the pretty. Decently populated path. 872 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,120 The little way it looks like in the past looks like there may 873 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,880 have been a road here. At one point you see a mailbox, 874 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,680 but you're in the middle of a forest. 875 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,800 Nowhere. Goes You eventually walk quite a 876 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:40,600 long ways until you get to a river, and the river runs wide 877 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,320 and seemingly still, but beneath the calm surface the currents 878 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,200 are at their strongest. Not far down the river is white 879 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,440 water. Foaming Whitecaps surge over 880 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,040 jagged rocks. Two flags and a deathmatch 881 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,720 island challenge terminal indicate the challenge site, and 882 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,880 birds fly overhead. Cool, damp air. 883 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,840 There's the smell of dark earth, lush growth, the gurgling river 884 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,240 close by, and the distant sound of roaring whitewater. 885 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,560 And there's another little group there waiting for you. 886 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,960 Hey, we're supposed to compete in a challenge for rewards here. 887 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000 This is a challenge. This is a challenge. 888 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,520 The whitewater challenge. I was reading the sign and 889 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,400 there's a sign in wood. Congrats, you can read. 890 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,440 Yeah, what's the sign say? Jerk. 891 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800 The sign is it says a straight race. 892 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,800 Both teams line up on the riverbank and dive in at the 893 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,440 beep. First person to reach the 894 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,280 opposite bank wins it for their team. 895 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,840 Challenge beast versus whitewater. 896 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,320 Not all of you have to compete. Joy is the challenge beast. 897 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:43,200 Uh, so she could compete, but any number of you could. 898 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,680 If she is the only one competing, I would recommend 899 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,560 that she would mark trust to be bolstered by a teammate which 900 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,240 would give you an advantage but who will be competing. 901 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,880 Are you already on? You already know I am. 902 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,120 I built like a Barracuda. All right. 903 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:05,880 You know this from this reminds me when I was the FX producer 904 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,720 for Avatar. Hold on a second, Sir. 905 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:12,320 Are you trying to take my storytelling? 906 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,920 Interrupting. What prevents me from shooting 907 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,760 the other team? You can try to. 908 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,800 Well, I mean, I could successfully shoot them too. 909 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,560 They would probably start shooting. 910 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,400 Back they have guns. I do so you. 911 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,640 Haven't seen? Let me tell you about. 912 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,080 This mother. Mother this. 913 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:37,360 Stupid. Chick if you if you if you end 914 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:41,280 up rolling this using your gun, that will make the encounter 915 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,040 automatically dangerous for everybody. 916 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,040 Mother, Mother, you're a ghost. You're supposed to be able to 917 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,280 tell me if they have weapons. And then anyone failing marks 918 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,280 injury. You just don't know if you 919 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,520 don't. See any weapons I I will trust 920 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,160 and joy and in Rufus that they can do this. 921 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,200 They seem to want to play fair. I mean, it is deathmatch Island, 922 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,120 but it seems like they're cooperating with the game. 923 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,160 OK, well. Playing to my strengths. 924 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:10,040 But hey, hey, people, people. Yeah. 925 00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,400 Hey, we won't compete against you, but if you play unfairly I 926 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,160 will skin your face off and wear it. 927 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,720 I believe that he would do that. I'm just trying to get back home 928 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,600 to my family. I I ain't going to play dirty. 929 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,280 I'm trying to get home to mother. 930 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,160 Takes off his shirt. He's got a gut. 931 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,280 Hey, Rufus. Nipple hair. 932 00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:32,000 Yeah, Rufus, did you hear that? He has a family. 933 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,400 That means he has kids. What? 934 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,920 What were you guys saying over there? 935 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,600 Yeah, probably. Just imagine you win this race. 936 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,680 I've killed him and then you could go home to his kids. 937 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,680 I can wear his face. Really. 938 00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,040 And he can I. Don't know what you guys are 939 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,320 saying over there but I feel like I don't like it. 940 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,400 Hey, hey, buddy. Hey you. 941 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,720 Do you have a daughter? I don't answer that question. 942 00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,360 Do not answer him. I got two sons. 943 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,040 Actually, I got to lock it with their picture. 944 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,640 You want to see it? Oh no. 945 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,920 Actually I would I would like to see this. 946 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,480 He's he grabs it carefully. Walk over and I and I take it, 947 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,360 you know, you're actually winning at night. 948 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,640 I'm proud of you, man. Like get back to walk it. 949 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,680 Oh wow. Oh yeah. 950 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,440 Gross. Now where's this beat? 951 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,720 I'm ready. So joy like starts like taking 952 00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,040 off like the jumpsuit. OK, underwear. 953 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,480 Yeah, there's underwear. Yeah. 954 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,320 Got a thong on? Yeah. 955 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:42,360 Yeah, there's a button to initiate the countdown, but will 956 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,400 anyone be bolstering you? Me I. 957 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,880 Will me? You're competing though. 958 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,040 So you can each mark. Will bolster you, joy. 959 00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:56,800 I will bolster you until there is no tomorrow. 960 00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:04,520 Because, you know, bolstering joy marks Joyce Trust down to 0 961 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,280 on their sheet, the right hand side of the trust column. 962 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,360 Am I able to? What does bolster mean? 963 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,960 Hold on, hold on. What does bolster mean? 964 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,680 So you basically give her your name died a role and you do not 965 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,720 compete so she gets an extra D6 from you in her dice pool. 966 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,960 Am I able to? Toned man. 967 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:28,040 A few fellas know this, but I'm I'm a sucker for cooking anyway, 968 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,440 my grandma makes the oh, beside the point. 969 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,640 I will. I will not be winning this race, 970 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:38,240 so I know that. I know that Joy has a better 971 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,960 chance, so I will bolster her and give her my name down. 972 00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:45,560 OK, so you mark Joy's trust down to 0 in your sheet. 973 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,680 Out. Why would I mark it to 0? 974 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,720 Because you're. Choosing to bolster her. 975 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,920 Wouldn't that make her trust me more because I have trust? 976 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,440 It's like a currency. Oh no. 977 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:56,560 And I have a market. Yep. 978 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:01,080 OK, so I don't mark it on mine. No. 979 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:02,640 OK. All right. 980 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,800 So am I able to bolster poker? Through exhausting who? 981 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,920 Oh, is someone else competing? Yes, Rufus, Yes. 982 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,960 Oh, he is OK. Yes. 983 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,360 That's what I did. You only. 984 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,000 You only have I would suggest that you if you're not competing 985 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,400 Waldo that you boast a Rufus that gives him the extra dive, 986 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,960 then Joe and him both back to die. 987 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,120 OK. Thank you. 988 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,280 That was the original question. Yeah, I I had to think about it. 989 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,040 It's. OK, and the best thing you can 990 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,120 do when bolstering a friend, Let me tell you, I'm here to 991 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,080 support. All my friends are running this 992 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:37,080 racing crew. SO question. 993 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:42,280 Yes. Could there be a way where I 994 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:46,800 could give the other team a disadvantage by like doing like 995 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,880 pre swimming like stretches or like you know, kind of like 996 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,360 making like gaze on me do it? There's no gaze here, is there? 997 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,360 Better not be. That's gross. 998 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,200 No, just a pedophile. Close enough though. 999 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:07,240 You stop it. I'm not going to hold your hand 1000 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,880 and say love is love, you are sick. 1001 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:13,440 I will hold a gay's hand and say love is love, but I will not. 1002 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,280 I mixed up the, I mixed up the bolster thing. 1003 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,040 So they're choosing to support you. 1004 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,640 OK. So that's on their end if you 1005 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,960 want to be bolstered. I was going to say bolstered. 1006 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,760 And yeah, they still just give you a copy of their named eye as 1007 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,560 well. So you get like another D6 but 1008 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,280 you already have support. So it's up to you if you want an 1009 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,240 extra like bolster and then they have to describe how they 1010 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,280 bolster you. OK, well the only one bolstering 1011 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,480 me is Leopold, so. Yes, you know, tell them the 1012 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,680 truth, baby. You know exactly how I'm 1013 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:49,520 bolstering you. Reminds me of a time in college 1014 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:53,360 when I'm done. I I was actually going to say, 1015 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,640 could I do the stretches like right before the beep so that 1016 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,760 they get distracted? Mr. Mother. 1017 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,680 That's my mother. That's my mother you can't talk 1018 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,960 to. Her I don't. 1019 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:12,480 Speaking out of character. Yeah, yeah. 1020 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,280 Actually, I'll give you an advance for that. 1021 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:18,200 OK, say. D6 when it when you get to 1022 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,120 advance on your role, just put D6 for advantage. 1023 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,800 For the macro option. Yeah, yeah. 1024 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:29,200 It'll ask you if you have advantages and put D6 in there. 1025 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,320 OK. So it would be two D6 because 1026 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,680 I'm being bolstered. Yes, correct. 1027 01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:37,560 OK, unless there's another window for bolster, I forget if 1028 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,880 it was. No, doesn't look like it because 1029 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,920 the last one is acquisitions. OK, so then you put it in 1030 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:49,000 advantage. OK, Wyatt, Dang it. 1031 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,360 Who else was competing? Rufus. 1032 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:56,200 Yeah, me. Skinny ponytail guy, All right, 1033 01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:04,120 real challenge beast. And then you get 1D6 advantage. 1034 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,960 I'm bolstering him as well. All right. 1035 01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,880 Thanks buddy. Yeah. 1036 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:16,360 You will target number. 11. I don't think mine populated 1037 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,440 right you. Don't think so. 1038 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,680 No, because I'm only seeing two die rolls and when I'm supposed 1039 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:25,320 to have like 3. Yeah, it yeah, it picks the two 1040 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,040 highest results essentially. Right. 1041 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:32,560 So where's my challenge? In my occupation, I guess 1042 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:36,240 Occupation when? Rolling D6 name, D6 occupation, 1043 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:40,000 DA challenge beast plus 2D6 advantage support. 1044 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,200 Yeah, there's there's like there's like 4 grayed out 1045 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,240 numbers and it only. Picked two? 1046 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:49,240 Yeah, it picks the two highest. Oh, it doesn't Add all of them, 1047 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,760 it just picks the the. Two highest. 1048 01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:56,680 Yep, Rufus does win it for you. Oh yeah, yeah, I won it. 1049 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,920 Good job. So Joy was going to win and 1050 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,600 she's swimming to the other side, but. 1051 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:08,440 I hit a rock. And Rufus grabs your leg to drag 1052 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:12,440 you behind him, but it propels him forward. 1053 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:18,800 I didn't grab her leg. Wow, you thought maybe it was 1054 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,480 her leg but pleasantly surprised. 1055 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:25,440 I I I bolstered Rufus by pushing him in the water. 1056 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:33,720 He threw him in. I used him like the trash can. 1057 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,400 Auto finish but you make it before that other guy on the 1058 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:42,520 other team. I get to clean your skin now. 1059 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,440 Come here. Too bad he didn't have a 1060 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:53,600 daughter. Do do I have to put another 1061 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,600 thing of fatigue on then? You do. 1062 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,960 Or injury because I failed again. 1063 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,800 If you cannot mark fatigue, you must mark injury. 1064 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,440 OK, so it's every time that I fail I do a fatigue. 1065 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:12,000 Yeah, OK. I got to say that was a I'm glad 1066 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,520 you one Rufus, but did you really have to grab my ass like 1067 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,080 that? It was. 1068 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,720 It was an accident, but it was a happy accident. 1069 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,040 You know, kind of like kind of like that Bob guy that was the 1070 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,000 painter was a happy little accident. 1071 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,320 You know you're. You're a beaner. 1072 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:34,360 No, that Bob Guy, the painter. That's an offensive time, so let 1073 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,000 me tell you about this cult case that I was trying. 1074 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,960 We can definitely say that he is muffled in the background as 1075 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:48,120 everyone talks about. The other guy that you were 1076 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:52,440 chatting with, the other guy you were chatting with before washes 1077 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:56,000 up on shore and he's got long nipples, nipple hair, and he 1078 01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:01,160 says, hey, no hard feelings. Is that the only body hair that 1079 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:06,400 he has is just nipple hair? Yeah, yeah, he's got a little 1080 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:11,200 perky nipples too. And he's like, yeah, hey, you 1081 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,760 guys are really cool. I'm hoping that one day, you 1082 01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:18,320 know, after we, we get done with all this, that like we can go 1083 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,240 out for coffee or something and on the outside. 1084 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,840 Sure. I mean, yeah, I guess. 1085 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:26,200 And with that, he gets shot in the head, brain splatter behind 1086 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,280 him on the dirt path and he falls over dead. 1087 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:34,080 Oh hell no no. His Locket that he was holding, 1088 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,800 his sprawl out, just out of reach, his fingertips. 1089 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:41,400 I needed that skin. You look over where the shot 1090 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:44,640 came from and it's I want to add Thorpes guys, and he runs off. 1091 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:48,160 His party's scrambling. You guys scramble, but you run 1092 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:51,280 away with the lock box that opened up one on your victory. 1093 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:56,480 Rufus, you get to you're the leader and you dish out five 1094 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,680 more small luxuries. I'm just going to say that 1095 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,280 there's a bandage in there and joy. 1096 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,240 You get to heal one injury. All right. 1097 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:10,440 Absolutely, because I feel bad. You losing the first two roles 1098 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,760 of the game. Another shot. 1099 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,000 Game is played, that's fine that. 1100 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,440 'D be the game, but I just shot rewards and as I see fit as 1101 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,280 well. So you'll get to heal one 1102 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,280 injury. What's that? 1103 01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,640 So where's where's Joy herd? At my head? 1104 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,760 Yeah, her head. Oh yeah, that did. 1105 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,360 And you know the minor concussion from when a trash. 1106 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:28,920 Can I'm gonna, I'm gonna take some. 1107 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,680 Some and. When I ran into the rock in the 1108 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:34,120 river. I'm gonna take some dirt and I'm 1109 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:37,640 gonna spit in it and make like a clay and I'm gonna put it on her 1110 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:41,960 wound for this healer it. It just works like makeup. 1111 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,520 Foundation Another shotgun is found. 1112 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:57,160 Two M 67 fragmentation grenades, you only mark one dot for the 1113 01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:01,440 acquisition, not the two. I thought we. 1114 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,400 Well, I I think you said there that it was the 870 shotgun. 1115 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,520 Yeah. Yeah. 1116 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:10,400 OK, I'll keep that. And hey, Joy, since you're so 1117 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:14,400 athletic and everything, would you like these nice little 1118 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:19,120 baseballs? I did play softball back when 1119 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:22,640 the high school had the program. Yeah, yeah, yeah, You just got 1120 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,319 to pull. Me to you, something about I 1121 01:08:25,319 --> 01:08:29,920 went on a company retreat that's at the wall farm that we went 1122 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,240 to. Are. 1123 01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:47,600 You giving her both grenades? Yeah. 1124 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:49,880 OK, so then you'd mark both the dots then. 1125 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:52,960 Yeah. And then five more small 1126 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:57,080 luxuries, just like cigarettes. Pack of cookies, honey bun. 1127 01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,600 And who gets the other shotgun? There's now three among you. 1128 01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,040 Rufus that. He was keeping it. 1129 01:09:03,399 --> 01:09:04,960 Yeah, I'll keep this one. OK. 1130 01:09:05,359 --> 01:09:07,760 All right. Depending on the time we have 1131 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,399 here, we could do one more node or we could end it here. 1132 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,359 What are you guys feeling? Oh good, the. 1133 01:09:12,359 --> 01:09:17,479 Love of God ended here. Very confusing. 1134 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,840 They're doing it. We can end it here. 1135 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:27,880 Yeah, I guess I gotta say, I think though, I think like the 1136 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:31,120 whole stories thing and then Danny leaving and then coming 1137 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:33,800 back and then leaving again because he's still telling the 1138 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,560 story and then leaving again. Is that why that? 1139 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,560 I think, I think it was just part of the bit, but for some 1140 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,160 that broke me and I think that's the hardest I've laughed this 1141 01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:52,080 year. Alex, I, I want you to know I 1142 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:55,120 love Leopold. Leopold. 1143 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:58,120 Leopold 100. Percent. 1144 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:08,960 Did. You say Church's chicken. 1145 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:12,200 I would never let Church's chicken sull in my mouth. 1146 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:18,720 My good stuff. Let me tell you about Popeye's 1147 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,960 chicken. With the veg recipe. 1148 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,880 You might think I'm more of a Colonel Sanders man. 1149 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,840 Colonel Sanders is a hack. He is nothing short of a hack. 1150 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,960 So you're at a huge crossroads right now. 1151 01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:36,920 There's a ton of other locations you go from here. 1152 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,960 So we'll run a few more nodes next time, and then we'll 1153 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,480 initiate phase two and that'll be an episode. 1154 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:46,480 And then the end game will probably be the third part, and 1155 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,120 by then Dead Rain 4 will be done. 1156 01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,720 We'll move on to that. I like how this turned, how this 1157 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,640 turned out. Getting the hang of production 1158 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,760 side, yes. So I wasn't kidding the whole 1159 01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:02,800 like being a black lady. I was just for the hip I love, 1160 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:07,240 so I have no clue what character I was gonna do until it was my 1161 01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:11,320 turn. To speak, it's a group dynamic. 1162 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,760 I think this is the most people like matched in a while. 1163 01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:22,440 Really weird the social media influencer is the one that has 1164 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:25,000 the weak amount of followers. She's just falling on her face 1165 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,880 and getting hit with trash cans. And this is also. 1166 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,760 Cuffed. Your followers basically update 1167 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,520 or upgrade your dice class for your name. 1168 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,440 You know, which makes sense. You become more of a name. 1169 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,920 Your name die goes from a city D6 to AD 8 to AD 12. 1170 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,720 Does that automatically do that or is there like a certain 1171 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:48,040 threshold that we have to cross? It says at the top there, yeah, 1172 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:53,200 400,000 each box is 10,000 followers. 1173 01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:57,360 But I'm thinking since this is one shot mode that I'm going to 1174 01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:02,480 change those thresholds because you'll never get to 400,000 in a 1175 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:05,320 one shot mode. I mean, how would you get more 1176 01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,880 than 400,000 followers when there's only 400,000 worth of 1177 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,320 boxes? Yeah, you have to unmark all the 1178 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:14,600 boxes once you mark them. So it's like you get the upgrade 1179 01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:17,040 and then you unmark them all. It could just be like. 1180 01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:19,680 Oh, like once you go over the 400. 1181 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:20,840 Yeah. And then it. 1182 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,320 Yeah, you got to unmark them all and then you can start marking 1183 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,520 them and upgrade the D10. Yeah. 1184 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:30,440 But yeah, liking it so far. I didn't think I could hate 1185 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,720 yourself any more than I do, but raw, I kind of knew Jeff this. 1186 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:36,440 Is the most different game I think we've played. 1187 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,600 Yes, by far. It's unique the way it's played, 1188 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:42,280 but I love it so far. But yeah, thanks for playing. 1189 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,240 We appreciate you and catch us on the next episode. 1190 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:29,120 None. Don't get followers if you're 1191 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:32,480 always following. Play to win.