1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:14,040 Welcome to Z&D mothership. No one can hear you scream in 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:23,600 space. Welcome. 3 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,640 Welcome everyone back to the podcast featuring some more D&D. 4 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:32,320 We're back at it again with Mothership 3, the final episode 5 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:37,680 of this series of this trilogy. Thank. 6 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,840 You. So we'll jump in and we'll see 7 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,880 you 30 minutes later when we end it, OK? 8 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,560 No, I'm just kidding. So when we last. 9 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,600 Oh, my mom. Started blocking the signal from 10 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:54,120 the pyramid at the bottom of the Gulf of America and. 11 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,000 I still call it the Gulf of Mexico, brother. 12 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,800 It's always going to be. I think it's actually the Gulf 13 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,360 of China. Now the the wine back out of the 14 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:07,040 ring and well, it's a necro moon, so. 15 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,400 So now in order to escape, you've got to fight your way 16 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,560 out. So yeah, that's we're on. 17 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:17,680 So you're underwater currently? Why don't we release the docking 18 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:21,520 clamps underwater from where we are and just float to the 19 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,560 surface? What about nipple clamps? 20 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,640 I'm with him. What's a good thing? 21 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,600 We didn't go completely murder hobo on everyone, but we did 22 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,920 kill Ronda Rousey. Yeah, I'm really sorry about 23 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,120 that one. She's kind of hot. 24 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,160 She's overrated in my opinion. No, no, no. 25 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,960 I like, I like girls. Josh at a you know. 26 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,920 Yeah, well, mommy about her right now. 27 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,080 Her shape. I'll find her. 28 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,000 I miss her. Love her. 29 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,280 You say that a lot of turn order. 30 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,360 Well, this time I mean it. She was playing hard to get it. 31 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,200 And then I was like, you know what? 32 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,320 I think I'm ready. I don't know, ready to tie the 33 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,760 knot. I don't, I don't know if you. 34 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,400 I don't know. I know. 35 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,160 I think you just say that about everybody. 36 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,400 No, I don't love you. No, I I know I like you as a 37 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,199 friend, as a son. I don't think I don't know 38 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:12,400 because I'm not your son. So I'm not going to be the cool 39 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,400 dad. All right, my brother. 40 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:18,480 Hey buddy, you're my best friend kind of thing I need I need you 41 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:22,880 to get into a good college, take care of your mother Yeah Anyway, 42 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:27,360 you you and my mom broke up So anyway, with you and every 43 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,240 couple. So I want to interface with this 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:34,240 system and maybe. You lost your immigration tools. 45 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,720 I'm dying it. Yeah, when you dropped your 46 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,560 packs, you lost all your interface stuff. 47 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,120 I'm going to charge headlong into the fray. 48 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,360 Didn't you? Wasn't that attached all to your 49 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,640 breath? Well, I mean, that's the way. 50 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,960 I mean, I still have a chest. I thought as an Android I could 51 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,760 still do that, but. Yeah, that was just. 52 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,440 That's fine. Built in. 53 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,920 Huh, I thought you just like took your nipples out like in 54 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,720 cyberpunk and like plugged into. Well, that's, yeah, that's the 55 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,360 way I flavored it, yeah. That's fine, go ahead and do it. 56 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,880 But. But then I also OK I I feel like 57 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,320 I shouldn't now the way you said that. 58 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,640 Oh, that's fine, I don't care. OK, well I just want to see if 59 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,440 like we can release this from the rest of the structure and 60 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,200 just, you know, float out of here. 61 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,920 Should be able to I. Don't know. 62 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,120 OK, Yeah, roll for it. OK, 20. 63 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,160 Roll 100A. 100 OK 41. What's strength? 64 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,280 42 yeah 42. So we got one of the last done. 65 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,360 Oh, how many are there? 2? 66 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,160 Two. OK, but we're in. 67 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,560 Are we going to turn order? Yeah, I'd recommend that you 68 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,200 would. OK. 69 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,600 Good Heller, what are you doing? I'm trying to release outside 70 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,120 the matrix. I'm trying to release the 71 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,600 docking clamps so that we can just fold out of here and not 72 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,440 have to fight our way through. Oh how can I help though? 73 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,040 I. Don't know how do you want to. 74 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:46,840 Help them. Yeah, I'll close the. 75 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,880 I'll close the this door. This vacuum door sealed inside. 76 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,920 Is there a switch? I'll I'll try to interface too. 77 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,720 OK, your your nipples aren't quite as big, but. 78 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,240 What do they have in my nipples? He's made differently. 79 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,360 OK, Bill, different. He uses another. 80 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:10,120 Part 39 Which strength 50? Yeah. 81 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:18,000 So you got the other one. Maybe we'll be 30 minutes so 82 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,760 you. It. 83 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,720 Pulled up the top. Of the Gulf of America. 84 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:35,720 And I did something, You send out an emergency beacon to your 85 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,960 buddy Haggis. So he swoops in, picks you up 86 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,280 and you guys kind of debrief him of the situation and he's. 87 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,680 Yeah, guys, I I see the moon in the sky. 88 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,640 It's crazy. It's got tentacles. 89 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,400 It's going to grab us all and you know it's going to rape our 90 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,280 churches and burn our women. No, not that. 91 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,760 See, we don't want that. We circle the donkeys. 92 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,600 That's what we have to do. Circle the donkeys. 93 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,200 What do we have to do? Haggis. 94 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,440 And we'll do it. What? 95 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,560 Is what happened when you idiots quit praying to Cthulhu. 96 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:10,040 You you would think that like the orbital, the orbital cannons 97 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,880 would like open. Fire on it right? 98 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,920 Like the ones? That orbital cannons? 99 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,240 No, You mean the Star Wars? The Star Wars defense system. 100 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,440 No, the orbital cannons. You know the giant cannons? 101 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,400 Yeah, the start. What do they have fixed to? 102 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,360 No. Come on guys, these ones. 103 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,920 Yeah, the stuff that President Reagan put into action, yeah, 104 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,480 250 years ago weren't. Yeah, you think? 105 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,600 Where are they? Yeah, what do you mean? 106 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,600 Where are they? Where are they at? 107 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,520 Why aren't they firing? All over the place. 108 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,640 Well, take me to one or something. 109 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,280 We need to get them working right. 110 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,840 OK, all right. Yeah, I'll just pull it out of 111 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:51,720 my butt and we'll just. For well, it seems like people 112 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,360 can do that. What do you mean you? 113 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,400 People. Well, you know, you 114 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,960 sophisticated, really smart people. 115 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,520 What do you mean by that? Yeah. 116 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:06,320 Well, like, you know, haggis. No haggis of any color, really. 117 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,480 I didn't say that. I wasn't meaning anything like 118 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,720 that. I've. 119 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,120 Never met it with it. I've never met a race. 120 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,280 I know exactly what he. Meant. 121 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,320 I think I did. I mean about haggis, there's a 122 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,480 lot of haggis. R4 your brothers are racist, 123 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,560 man. You're like, you're like a 124 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,280 Haggai. That's why I didn't really 125 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,520 associate. Yeah, he's got AI am not. 126 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,000 Why do you take everything so wrong? 127 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,000 I'm never It's a whole clan of haggasses. 128 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,480 Integral. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 129 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,840 I've been to the multiverse, Probably black. 130 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:41,200 Well, that's your color, right? Or should it be brownest? 131 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,280 Is that better? I don't hear you calling. 132 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,120 You know anybody else? Any other words? 133 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,040 Oh, you mean like the crayon eater called Doughboy the 134 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,080 Crayola? Yeah, but you're not. 135 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,080 Calling her those Rocco, you know what? 136 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,640 You're right, Sourdough. You're right. 137 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,080 You're not wrong. You are right. 138 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,520 And that does make it sound racist. 139 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,800 I don't mean it that way. So I'm, I want to officially 140 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:06,800 apologize to you. I'm sorry, but I was referring 141 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,120 to in this instance, I was referring to Agus, not your 142 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,720 color. I'm sorry. 143 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,440 All right, I forgive you. We love you. 144 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,480 Can we hug? Nope, now he's sulking. 145 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,800 OK, I'm sorry. Got him in a bad like I just 146 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,080 lost an election. All right, man. 147 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,920 I'll drop you off, Here we are. Wait, you're coming with us? 148 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,360 Yeah, man, I'm coming. Sweet. 149 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,000 Oh, OK. Cool. 150 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,160 You know this is the over the platform Control Center. 151 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,520 So, you know, just for the cannons, huh? 152 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,800 For the for the cannons, the orbital cannons. 153 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,920 Yeah, yeah, no, these are all all around the Earth. 154 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,840 They they shoot asteroids out of the that are coming towards 155 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,960 Earth. Sweet, you said they could take 156 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,560 out the whole moon though. I mean, I think that enough of 157 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,920 them should, you know, but basically like they were told 158 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,440 not to. They're they're, they're all 159 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,520 turned off. Why you need to turn them on? 160 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,480 They were told not to, I hope. I don't know if they're boss. 161 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,680 Who's the boss? I don't know. 162 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,400 We should ask him who the boss is. 163 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,760 Give me Sir, we'd like to schedule an appointment. 164 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,760 Yeah. OK, with who? 165 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:22,920 Your boss. Lieutenant's not taking any any 166 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,760 any visitors at the moment. Yeah, he is. 167 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,600 No. Yeah, yeah, he's going to see us 168 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,160 right away. How about we? 169 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,640 Tell him we're good for the orgy. 170 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:36,240 Into the cafeteria. OK, it can't work A few. 171 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:38,440 Weeks in a row and. You have good food here. 172 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:44,120 It's the military. No, I mean the Navy had pretty 173 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,680 decent. I I walk. 174 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:50,480 Burgers are pretty good. Our our corpse starch just got 175 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,960 replenished. So starch. 176 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,000 Yeah, corpse a starch. That's where they take all the 177 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,240 dead people and they recycle their, their, you know, meat and 178 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,880 everything else and. Take me there. 179 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,560 Take me there. Oh. 180 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,760 Sorry, you would understand that. 181 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,080 Good. You know what court is? 182 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,680 Oh yeah. I mean, surprisingly good hot 183 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,240 dogs. Honestly, yeah. 184 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,040 I'll go ahead and I'll let the Lieutenant know that you guys 185 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,600 are here. OK, thank you so much. 186 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,360 You're one of the tables, good guy, the hot dog and double fist 187 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,320 them. I'm I'm fiddling with this 188 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,720 computer right here, just seeing what I can see. 189 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,800 I rolled at 6:00 so I don't think I found any. 190 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,360 I didn't find Jack. I walk out the hot dogs that 191 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,520 Virgil Stonewood is eating, and I scanned the ones in his hands. 192 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:36,480 Yeah, certain virtual Stonewood. You're eating a rectum right 193 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,720 now. Listen, this is what all hot 194 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,240 dogs are made of, brother. This is normal for me. 195 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,360 I need that. Let me have this. 196 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:47,440 I need this. Hey, guys. 197 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,360 I'm very hungry. You're gonna kill us. 198 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,520 Baby uh oh. Hi, guys. 199 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,480 Hi, we're. Just you guys happen to know why 200 00:09:55,840 --> 00:10:00,440 away our alarms are going off? I just walked in. 201 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,440 I have no you. Guys got here somebody trying to 202 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,760 hack into the system and trying to turn on the orbital cannons. 203 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,120 No. Crazy, right? 204 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:13,640 Crazy. And get your in your cafeteria. 205 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,040 I'm a Lieutenant. Get in there. 206 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,120 You and what army? I'm kidding. 207 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,680 I'm an intellectual. I don't fight. 208 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,480 I'm getting in the cafeteria. It's fun. 209 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:27,640 He's got jokes. Hey, what a baby. 210 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,840 Hey. And they do the you guys do the 211 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:38,280 classic, you know, 80s manly handshake muscles, gluten, sweat 212 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,240 is, you know, one everywhere. There's like a shockwave when 213 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,720 they when they clap, you know? Yeah. 214 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:49,920 My puppy dog eyes just white. There's like sparks flying 215 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,080 everywhere. Oh no, no, brother. 216 00:10:55,800 --> 00:11:00,720 Nice cold beer though. Make sure it's a blue ribbon 217 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,160 blue. Can he really not hear us or. 218 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,920 Doing it. Oh, we're here to turn on the 219 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,640 cannons. Oh dough boy. 220 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,480 I can't have you guys be doing that. 221 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,280 I'm actually an engineer and I'm a mechanic, just making sure 222 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,720 everything's running properly. Obviously the cannons aren't 223 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,800 supposed to be up. Just making sure everything 224 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,840 kosher though. I normally hear about 225 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,720 inspections before you guys get here, so I don't know why you're 226 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,240 doing that. Inverted Stonewood over here. 227 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,120 Good old Sarge. He hadn't been in service for 228 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,960 Dang Dang near 10 years. Good for him. 229 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,880 I don't. What do I what do I do with 230 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,560 that? What are you doing here? 231 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,720 I'm an engineer. I'm an engineer here to make 232 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,520 sure everything's running OK. Can I get? 233 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:52,800 A hell yeah, you're lying to me. Lying about what? 234 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,480 You're you got me. I'm not an engineer. 235 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:59,320 I'm a run from Jupiter. I know. 236 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,600 So we. All Have you told the truth? 237 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,520 And we want to blow out the moon because apparently it has 238 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,280 tentacles and stuff like that. So we want to, we want to blow 239 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,480 it up with the orbital cannons, but apparently they're offline 240 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,720 because you told them not to put them online. 241 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,240 He's not your ranking officer, Doughboy. 242 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,400 Just make sure they stayed off Oh. 243 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,840 Can we turn them on? Who's your boss? 244 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:26,080 Derek Moore, OH. Oh well, there we go. 245 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,240 We just came from his org. Oh, you guys go to Georgia? 246 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,640 We have different, we have different orders. 247 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,200 OK. He says we. 248 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,440 He says we are supposed to turn them on or on. 249 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,240 Yeah, he said on. He said on, right. 250 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,400 Yeah, he said on. Why would he do that? 251 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,600 He said the moon, the moon is bad. 252 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,880 That's why I'm. Here, that's what. 253 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,680 No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what he's. 254 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,720 Change of plans. That's why I'm, that's why I'm 255 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,200 here. I'm to rework the canons to then 256 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,800 draw the creature to Earth so that it can feed and then take 257 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,080 its place above the universe. That's my job here. 258 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,320 I'm an engineer. Going to the surface. 259 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,720 Of the moon. Yeah, the time this year is not, 260 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,800 it's not good for. Tourists. 261 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,600 Dagmar just called me like 20 minutes ago and he's like, hey, 262 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,520 get ready to load up, we're all going to go to the moon. 263 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,920 No, that's perfect. Actually, the moon's coming to 264 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,160 us so. Yeah. 265 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:21,840 So yeah, then Moon's all busted up, buddy. 266 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,120 Didn't you see it when it broke out of the moon? 267 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,680 Have you not? Have you not? 268 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,440 Seen it. Yeah, I saw it. 269 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,840 The ancestral broke out of the moon like it was an egg. 270 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,080 Look at it. Yeah, it broke out. 271 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,680 It's pretty. And it's beautiful, actually. 272 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,360 Yeah, it's really absolutely right, Right. 273 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,840 But there's nothing hardly left of the moon to land. 274 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,920 On we're we're to draw it towards earth so it can consume 275 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,600 it and we can ride its back to paradise. 276 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,000 No. No Stagmar's orders. 277 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,760 New Houston's still there. Tell on the moon. 278 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,440 Tell Dagmar he's lying. I dare you. 279 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,240 Call him right now and call him a liar. 280 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,120 I'm just telling you what he told me. 281 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,440 If you don't shut your damn mouth. 282 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,400 I wish you would make it a case. 2 cases for the price of one. 283 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,040 Call up Dagmar. Call him he. 284 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,040 Runs over to you and he kicks you in the gut. 285 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:16,320 Gives you a good old stone cold stunner. 286 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,000 Oh. Yeah, that's. 287 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,440 What I thought, that's what I thought. 288 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:23,440 As he goes to give me the stone punch stunner, I stick my wrist 289 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,120 rocket right at his chest and I fire. 290 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,320 He's probably got a health of like 500. 291 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,440 Does absolutely nothing, bounces off his pectorals. 292 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,080 Oh man. Your turn order. 293 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,640 All right, where's my stuff? There it is. 294 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,440 Right after firing my wrist gun at the ball lieutenant's chest, 295 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:51,520 I flip out my Incisor M29 explosive rifle and I fire 296 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,040 pretty close range, but I'm going to say aim small, miss 297 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,080 small, and I'm going to say torso shot. 298 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,920 Is it 6 torso? Yep. 299 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,680 Nice. So that would. 300 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:05,560 Be. 70 damage, only 430 damage to go. 301 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,320 That hurt I. Bet it did. 302 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:12,080 Right now it's your turn kilogram. 303 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:17,960 Hey guys, I want to give this guy here my rebreather, just 304 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:23,080 hand it to him and say here, so you seem like the stronger of 305 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,560 you 2 guys and this place is getting ready to flood. 306 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,800 So and I only have one rebreather. 307 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,320 I would you could probably share it, but that's kind of up to you 308 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,560 2 guys, but you might want to get out of here because it's 309 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,920 it's it's getting ready to like flood with like a bunch of 310 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,280 water. Oh, you. 311 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,600 Thanks. Yeah. 312 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,080 You didn't hear that one of the main main line main water lines 313 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,760 coming in Busted. No, but what do you mean it's 314 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,240 getting ready to flood? Oh. 315 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,920 Like fast and we're all going to die. 316 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,200 And so you should probably just you should probably get out of 317 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,120 here. But I mean, I don't know. 318 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,640 I mean, I understand you want to probably keep your pose, but. 319 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,440 Well. Yeah. 320 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,120 Do you know where he's going with this? 321 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,960 Oh, I don't know. You guys, you guys just attack. 322 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,480 You just guys just attack the Lt. like. 323 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,120 I'm defending myself. I'm an engineer. 324 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,400 What do you expect me to do? Anyway, I'm just trying to help 325 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,480 you guys. OK. 326 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,640 All right, well. It's just absolutely 327 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,360 flabbergasted. You you stay here, OK, buddy. 328 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,880 Oh yeah, no, I I will all. Right. 329 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,560 OK. All right, good. 330 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,560 Thank you. Yeah, personal Stonewood. 331 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:35,200 What do I do with that? I was hoping they would take a 332 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,880 fart. Should I go fart in the 333 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:44,920 rebreather? All right, so I'm going to move 334 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:49,280 up and I'm going to. I just have a glizzy in one 335 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:54,800 hand. It was a really chilly dog, so I 336 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,240 got it building up, bubbling it within me. 337 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,600 I'm going to take the end of the rebreather and stick it in my 338 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,120 pants and I'm going to fart. Yeah. 339 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,920 Yeah, very strong with you. Always were practical Joker man. 340 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:15,560 I'm in there for the funny. You better not leave your tank 341 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,480 post. But. 342 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:23,000 Now moisture gas has killed the rebreather and that guy. 343 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:28,319 That guy passes out. Wait, get that man to the 344 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:30,520 Infirmary. He's he's down all. 345 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:35,080 Right. So anti graft he Lt. 346 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:39,200 Stone Cold pulls out a pretty sick looking revolver and he 347 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,200 shoots the square in the in the right leg. 348 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:49,280 Can I counter Oh my my clone parts are showing. 349 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,120 R4, your turn, buddy. All right. 350 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,480 Kill. I'm going to take out my rail 351 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,360 gun out of my chest. Shoot the Lt. 352 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:07,120 And I'm going to shoot the Lt. We do what we must, 1D10 it's 353 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,360 what mom would want. And then it does Ade 10, right? 354 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:15,920 Yeah, yeah, Fatty. Yeah, he he looks back one time, 355 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,760 you Sergeant Virgil Stonewood, and he kind of reaches out. 356 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,920 How much? How much you, brother? 357 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:26,040 Mr. Joe? Brother turned on the cannons 358 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,000 for you but guys had a mad on off. 359 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,960 To me about that he seemed seemed like he didn't want to. 360 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,760 This was easier. Than the Yeah, now that you're 361 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,280 dying, you would have Yeah, sure. 362 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:38,400 No, good luck. He was my friend. 363 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,840 Gave me a seat Buster. I'll be there shortly. 364 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,400 Now that I. If we go back to old rule 365 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,920 tactics, now that I killed the leader, I'm the leader now. 366 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,240 It's true. Oh man, if you're a leader, then 367 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,440 you have to give us pizza, because that's what all leaders 368 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,880 give us. They give us pizza parties 369 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,640 instead of raises. I can really only afford one 370 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,280 pizza. They're going to be cut really 371 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,600 thin. Oh I hate the. 372 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,480 Small slice man, you are a leader. 373 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,240 That's like, that's like corporate level stuff, right? 374 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,680 There really is all. Right, so now you got all these 375 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,640 guys in the room. What do you guys want? 376 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,920 Why don't you? Just come in here and kill the 377 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,200 boss. Who? 378 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:19,240 The boss attacked me. I was told to come and fix the 379 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,280 guns. He attacked me. 380 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:26,440 I defended myself due course. Doughboy's the leader. 381 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,200 Are you going to tell him no? Fix whatever you got to fix and 382 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,280 get out of here. OK, OK. 383 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,200 I go to the computer and I start turning on the guns. 384 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,680 Come on, come on Hiller, let's interface together. 385 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,040 Always wanted to do this. Wait, we should make eye 386 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:46,040 contact, OK. We just got to make sure. 387 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,320 Really weird we got. I think we can hunt though. 388 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,000 We can hunt to help pass the time, but afterwards we have to 389 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,160 make sure that we high 5. All right, so the orbital 390 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,360 cannons turn on and start firing. 391 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,640 Taylor High 5 So it's not so it's not gay. 392 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,000 Yeah. The moon. 393 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,560 The moon take the moon takes no damage. 394 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,800 I'm dying what I did. You know, man, like we're all 395 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,640 screwed, man. Moon's gonna kill us all. 396 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,720 No, it's OK, Haggis. What if we took like some of the 397 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,920 nukes we got on the ship but like laying it on the moon and 398 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,040 like, blew it up that way? It seems like it would work. 399 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,080 Wait, do we have a bunch of Nokia's? 400 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,320 We got the Nokia phone launcher, yeah. 401 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,200 Yeah. We don't got any more Nokia, so 402 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,120 Galaxy. Note 7 launcher. 403 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,240 That's what I'm saying. It's not Nokia. 404 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,680 Yeah, that's just it's a flip phone. 405 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,320 That's like, my apologies. You're right. 406 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,280 You're right. I got my history mixed up. 407 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,520 Yeah. The Galaxy. 408 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,880 We we got a couple of nukes too, you know, we could like we. 409 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,040 Could nuke it nuke it. Yeah, you know what? 410 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,880 The nukes might work. I mean, it's worth a try man, 411 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,440 you know? I mean, if we don't have any 412 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,880 Galaxy Note sevens, then yeah, then I guess that's the next 413 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,800 best thing. Yeah, you know, it's fine. 414 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,080 Like do we have any Galaxy Note sevens? 415 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,240 Yeah, I had the launcher, but I got I was spent all my phones. 416 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,320 I mean, I think we do. Really. 417 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,560 I'm pretty sure those are better than a nuke pound for pound 418 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,920 anyway. I mean, shoot, man, let's let's 419 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,720 just go do it, man. Yeah, let's do all of it. 420 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:40,960 Let's blow out the moon. Yeah. 421 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,120 Can you? Can you? 422 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,800 Can you undo what Mom did to me and turn my Easy Bake Oven back 423 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,720 on? I can give it a shot, little 424 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,520 buddy. I'm not as good as mom, but I'll 425 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,440 give it a shot. I mean, I did a lot of mods to 426 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,920 myself. I'm a pretty useless engineer, I 427 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,440 could give it back to you if you like. 428 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,560 Oh, I rolled a 99. I don't know. 429 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,560 Dang, I'll do it. Come here your. 430 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,760 Little buddy on. My left papa's back with a brand 431 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:10,880 new Rep. I'm pretty sure yeah, I. 432 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,920 Mechanical repair I can. I think we might have just 433 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,800 turned him inside out on accident. 434 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,720 Crazy. Ohh I think we just made him a 435 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,400 like a full-fledged gun. I think he's a nuke launcher 436 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,000 now. I carry him as a gun. 437 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,920 You have a rail gun out of my chest. 438 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,080 Yeah, it's his underbarrel attachment, but he's the gun. 439 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,800 I'm all about he shoots. Hot breaded people. 440 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,080 Yeah. You travel up to the moon. 441 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,800 As you get closer to it, something feels very ethereal 442 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:03,000 bring you kind of hear like the little little whispers in the 443 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,440 back of your head. Even even the Android Zoo, 444 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,360 because of course they're powered by the Pyramid. 445 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:14,360 Pieces of eight. Yeah, so you land at the ruins 446 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,200 of New Houston, and of course they're they're necromorphs all 447 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,240 over the place. Why is Texas on the moon? 448 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,440 It's a threat. It's new Houston. 449 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,000 Come on, Doughboy. Your objective would be to get 450 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,400 to this room over here. I'd like to roll to seduce the 451 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,480 nectomorphs. I'm kidding. 452 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,920 Go ahead. I'm just. 453 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,400 I'm just kidding. I'm kidding he. 454 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,120 Starts doing circles on it. He. 455 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,680 Starts doing circles on his chest. 456 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,560 What would it say about me as a person if I rolled positively to 457 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,560 seduce the necromorphs, but I can't roll positively to do 458 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,000 mechanical things? I'd. 459 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,800 Be scared of you. I would make you a necrophilia, 460 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,520 right? Oh, it would make you a 461 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,600 necrophilia. Yeah, it would. 462 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,240 It's a status. Well, unfortunately I'm not, so 463 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,600 my heart wouldn't be and if I actually tried this. 464 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,760 It might be you haven't tried it. 465 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,120 I haven't tried crystal meth either, but I'm pretty sure I 466 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,800 don't want. Might love it. 467 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,440 No cocaine's, more my speed, just like Steve. 468 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,360 What? Do you guys? 469 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,520 Want to do? Well, there's not too much. 470 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,240 I mean, we can try to sneak, but no matter what we do, we're 471 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,120 going to, we can't find a quick way out of this one. 472 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,080 We're just going to have to fight our way through, I think. 473 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,960 We won't be able to sneak. I rolled A20 sided die to stick 474 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,160 my head between my knees and kiss my bum goodbye. 475 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,240 You're. Successful. 476 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,240 I'll kiss his. I'll kiss his bum for him. 477 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,680 I already did it. Get out of here, weirdo. 478 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:50,320 I'll do it. Additionally, my I'm very bad 479 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:54,280 into the bed and all. The Necromorphs turn and look at 480 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,880 us. It's like, well, cover blown. 481 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,160 OK, I'd like to attack that one. I just. 482 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,920 Highlighted. Yeah, sneaky. 483 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:10,520 Sneaky. My M29 incisor, I'm going to 484 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,960 call because I just had a really good role. 485 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,640 I'm going to call arm shot. That's an arm. 486 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,600 It is fire. Doughboy, get the fire 487 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,720 extinguisher because I am hot. Oh, I I got these hot cookies in 488 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:26,440 my hands. I don't. 489 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,920 It was an expression. It was an expression. 490 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,960 Don't worry about it, it's fine. Is it oatmeal Raisin? 491 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,240 Oh, there's so many butter cookies out there. 492 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,120 I. I don't think I did ever need. 493 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,480 I'll eat 1. Yeah, I think he did. 165 damage 494 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,960 to an arm. Which one? 495 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,600 The closest one to me that. He's that one. 496 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,160 Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's dead now 497 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,960 though. No, he's definitely dead. 498 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,680 That's almost a Max roll on a 4010. 499 00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:01,880 Wow, he's yeah, it is fine. Yeah, he's eviscerated. 500 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,800 I just you, you thought you were aiming at the arm and all of a 501 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,680 sudden the next thing you saw was just missed. 502 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,120 I'm pretty sure that took out the one next to him. 503 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,480 The the one next to him was definitely in awe. 504 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,600 I'm in awe. We could be best friends now. 505 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,080 In fact, I often want to be friends. 506 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,480 I just eviscerated this guy by surprise. 507 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,800 You want to be friends? It's his M29 incisor. 508 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,680 Tag Mar shoot. An awesome guy he is. 509 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,360 It's right called the strap. No. 510 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,680 M29 explosive sniper Oh. It is explosive, Is it? 511 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,720 Yeah. You killed this guy too. 512 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,840 The round was really primed in that one. 513 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,400 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 514 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,560 Oh, my, my mom. Oh, my mom. 515 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,840 I'm coming, Sergeant. She's been over three years. 516 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,280 With trained Miranda has oatmeal Raisin cookies. 517 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,840 Oh man, give me one of those. Man come. 518 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,480 Over here, man. Come on, come on. 519 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,000 Give me some of them. Some of them kudos. 520 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,800 Yeah, there you go. I love cookies. 521 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,200 You even have the special ingredient that you like really 522 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,280 a lot. Amy Song. 523 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,560 Cocaine. Marijuana. 524 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,480 Human brains. Ohh. 525 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,480 You put me. I thought I thought we could all 526 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,200 use sedate. No. 527 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,000 I feel it. Eat. 528 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:25,200 The cookie because I hate raisins, so just throwing that 529 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,280 out there. You make me some oatmeal, Scotch 530 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,840 cheese with a little cocaine in them. 531 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,560 I'll be your best friend. What are? 532 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,920 We doing about where? Are we trying to get to? 533 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,520 Over here. Over where? 534 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,960 I didn't see it. I'm sorry. 535 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,400 Oh, right there. OK, that's not bad. 536 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,720 We've only got two more guys. Maybe in the sky With your foam 537 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,240 gun. Yeah, that's what I would come 538 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,800 up around the corner. Around the corner to a 539 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,400 necromorph standing in a doorway. 540 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,600 Yeah, I'll just. I'll just shoot him with my my 541 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,440 foam gun. My my magnet, my local magnetic. 542 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,240 I've got a few rounds left. The recipe's got that's a foot 543 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:05,480 guy hit him in the leg. He called for his buddies Now, 544 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,200 man, I wish I had my I wish I had my milking gun that mom 545 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,520 made. I'm hungry. 546 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:23,880 I'm hungry. You know my milk was the best. 547 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,640 This guy came over to investigate. 548 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,640 No, that's fine. I'm gonna shoot my pulse rifle 549 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,400 at the one who's lagged his pin 5D10. 550 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,960 Yeah, he. Blew his arm off, but he's he's 551 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,920 still alive, hanging on by. What up baby? 552 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:48,120 I'll just tackle him. I can shoot, I can shoot this 553 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,160 one magnetic foam and then they would magnets together. 554 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,400 The mainland is too much. Yeah, nice. 555 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,360 Like at lawn chair. What'd you say about that one, 556 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,240 Dad? I could just, I was thinking I 557 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,400 could shoot the magnetic one with that one and then they 558 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,560 would be stuck together. Go ahead and shoot it. 559 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,680 All right, I'll do that. So you shoot them and then all 560 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,960 of a sudden that the dead necro body comes out from underneath 561 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,960 Sergeant Stonewood and it slams into the other guy and it pins 562 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,520 them against the wall all. Right, bye guys. 563 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,240 See you later. My rocks off. 564 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,840 Hopefully not. Is walk into this room. 565 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,800 They're experimenting on something in here. 566 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,840 Holy crap, it's group. Experiments are never good in 567 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,840 these kind of shows an experimentation room on the 568 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,800 moon. There's some noise from over 569 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,680 here. It's hey. 570 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:44,040 Doll. Hello, my friend. 571 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,120 I hate Dolph. I'm not your friend, no. 572 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,760 That's not a dolph. That's not a Dolph. 573 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,400 That's Adolph Hitler. It's always a dolph, no? 574 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,320 That's full blown a dolph. The name's. 575 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:01,400 A. Dolph command of the 4th right? 576 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,280 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I smell of clone. 577 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,240 No. Should I shoot him now or? 578 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,360 Should I? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 579 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,320 No, I think we. Should stop right there, OK? 580 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,400 Because you know what? I don't wanna No. 581 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,880 No. Because you're just. 582 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,800 You're just a boy, OK? In a man's world. 583 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,040 And I'm a man who loves to play with little boys, I think. 584 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,800 I didn't stop. No, no that wrong I. 585 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:38,080 Put that wrong. Ding, I'm. 586 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,320 Going to call body shot man. OK, I'm going to love that man. 587 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,960 Handle you? No. 588 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,640 No, no, that's not right either. No. 589 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,800 Try it again, OK. It's got. 590 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:55,920 Your Oh boy, I'm going to put my hands all over you, little boy, 591 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,280 I. I already I already shot my 592 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:03,120 phone man in oh man. I rolled A3 to try and throw 593 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,160 doughboy at it but I think I tripped. 594 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,760 Oh do I have to roll under A50 with 100 sided that? 595 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,560 Yeah. 21 baby. Oh, funny one. 596 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,520 Hey, you throw, you throw, you throw R4. 597 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:25,720 I Scotch a ruse. R4 You land on on Adolf with a 598 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,040 plate of Scotch. A ruse. 599 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,200 Boom. Scotch a ruse? 600 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,320 No, I don't need a little. A real little boy. 601 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,040 Cookie down. What are you doing Eating my 602 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,080 cookies? What? 603 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,480 What are you doing eating my cookies? 604 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:42,200 Put that cookie down now. He slams a a red button on his 605 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,000 desk. I'm still holding the tree out 606 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,120 in front of his base. And out of these pods come come 607 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,200 those hybrid. Now why would you do that? 608 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,080 Because. It's so nice. 609 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,960 You, you want to kill me? No, I'm offering. 610 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:02,320 No, I threw a moment at you. I threw a baking bot at you to 611 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,000 give you cookies. How do you get? 612 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,800 From that bring. About the betterment of mankind 613 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,960 and preserve the true Aryan rays. 614 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,880 Bro I've got blonde hair and blue eyes, what's not Aryan? 615 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,720 I don't know. You attack me, not me attack 616 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,400 you. I didn't attack you, I threw my 617 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,560 baking bot at you so he could give you cookies. 618 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,360 I'm his baking bot. Fine, OK, Goodbye, I. 619 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,240 Leave. OK bye. 620 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,600 Wait, I just got through. Let him go. 621 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,760 That was a mistake, mistake you made. 622 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,360 You're right. Let's follow him right after we 623 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,800 kill these guys cuz they're coming out. 624 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,040 Where? Are these little guys going? 625 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,440 I don't think you can kill him. What Adolf Hitler? 626 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,360 The little guys, his little electric minions, the ones that 627 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,400 seek after the power, like the ones that we found in the 628 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,280 reactor. Yeah, no, you can't really kill 629 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,960 him. That's what I think, no. 630 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,200 No. Not all. 631 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,240 I hate it here all. Right. 632 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,800 So what are you doing? And ioffer them Scotch of roofs. 633 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,480 Yeah, we're the little got the little energy macros going. 634 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,280 They're just. Hanging out. 635 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,920 They're just hanging out by this door. 636 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,800 Going well, let's try to open the door, right? 637 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,280 Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. 638 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,680 That's right. They go after. 639 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,320 They go after energy, right? Yeah, yeah, if. 640 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,960 I turn my multi tool on full power and throw it away. 641 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,880 Would that distract them? More than the nuke that you're 642 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,920 carrying. Oh yeah, how about that? 643 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,200 It's not activated though. Are we carrying it? 644 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,760 Yeah. We kind of need that though to 645 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,160 kill the moon. It's not that bad, it's not 646 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,640 activate. But aren't we on the moon? 647 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,640 Do we need to be in a specific place? 648 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,720 Yes, you do. Need to be. 649 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,480 Where? Can I? 650 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,640 Well, that doesn't help. I would like to see if I can 651 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,080 walk over to the monitor that he was at and then see if I can 652 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,920 increase like the energy output of like the like surrounding 653 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,840 electronics go. Away from the door. 654 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,880 Yeah, yeah, you can go ahead and roll. 655 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,800 For it OK 100 sided or 2000 sided like 4? 656 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,240 Worse for me. So yeah, you you increase that 657 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,800 power and they they take off running towards some of the 658 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,920 botanicals over here. That's how we go. 659 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,600 Yep. I place a a single scotcheroo on 660 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:15,880 the desk for Adolf later. What is this place? 661 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,080 Stinky, stinky. But there's tentacles and blood 662 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,960 strewn everywhere. Definitely some pretty heavy 663 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,719 experimentation going on. There is a woman's body on the 664 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,880 table. She hot? 665 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,400 That doesn't answer the question since you have closed on. 666 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,040 Probably was at one point in time. 667 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:41,960 OK, just wanted to know. I would like to take my Viber 668 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,520 shetties and start hacking at her to get pieces off. 669 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,120 Any particular? Frighten me, new boy. 670 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,120 Any particular piece? I really need a hip bone. 671 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,040 OK, probably a couple of ribs. Yeah, right. 672 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,440 So as you push on the facility, you did get those. 673 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:03,040 But as you push on to the facility, you come to the final 674 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,720 room. Room that you'll need to plant 675 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,320 your new kid. Planted. 676 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,800 Mom has been planted. Plant the sucker wherever you 677 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,920 want here. Wait, Mom, where should I plant 678 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,840 the bomb? Oh, hey, mom. 679 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,040 Hey. What's up, baby? 680 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:33,160 I love you. Oh Mom, I missed you. 681 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,160 Hey, Mom. If all if that was all I ever 682 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,680 had to do, I should have done it a long time ago. 683 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:47,680 Where was that in Season 1? Maybe you maybe guys just 684 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,920 shouldn't plant the bomb at all. What? 685 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,760 Oh no. That definitely sounds like your 686 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,280 mom. We should listen to her. 687 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,800 Why? Why would you? 688 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,240 Why? We can blow up the moon and save 689 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,120 the Earth. But is the Earth really worth? 690 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,800 Is the Earth really worth saving? 691 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,280 Oh, it's not again. Dang it. 692 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,880 It's kind of just. To protect humans. 693 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,840 Is it worth saving? We're not here because it's 694 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,960 worth saving. We're here to save it 695 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,880 regardless. Guys, that's not Mom. 696 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,440 No, it's me. No, that's Mom. 697 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,720 Remember you apologized me for your fake breasts and your giant 698 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,480 6 foot Dong. Remember you, you could never 699 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,560 figure out Oh Mom, why did you leave me? 700 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:35,560 Oh Mom, why did you leave me? So wait, you can hear when a 701 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,720 robot complaints out loud? Yeah, that's. 702 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:44,560 Yeah, that is my former. Lover Virgil Stonewood and my 703 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,840 son. I sent them off because I got 704 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,440 tired of them and I in fact, I've created every Android ever 705 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,800 with a piece of the pyramid powering them. 706 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,920 You know why? So that it could spread it 707 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,240 everywhere. Because at the end of the day, 708 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,800 all we're here to do is just spread. 709 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,880 That's it. Nothing more. 710 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,720 Nothing less. We're just here to spread the 711 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:12,880 desires of the of the ancestors. Wait, so you're telling me every 712 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:17,200 time that Haggis has had a a manic episode from the pyramid 713 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,280 is because of me? Yeah, because he's in contact 714 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,720 with a piece of the pyramid. Haggis, I'm so sorry. 715 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,440 It's all right, man. Wait a second. 716 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,600 And how come Sergeant Virgil Stonewood and I haven't had any? 717 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,800 That's why all the children kept dying around me. 718 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,120 I think I've had a few they. Got mad. 719 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,920 So at the end of the day, you better not plant this nuke, OK? 720 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,080 Yeah. I I already shot mom with an A 721 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,720 what? What'd you shoot her? 722 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,120 Wow. That's surprising. 723 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,360 That is surprising. I had to roll her meat bag. 724 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,440 Roll her. Tits, you're such a mommy's boy, 725 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,720 I'm surprised you did that. Yeah, I was. 726 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,520 So she started talking that nonsense 15. 727 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,720 You shot her square in the chest. 728 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,640 Yeah. Collapses down on the ground and 729 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:08,880 she. Looks at you. 730 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,000 She she looks at you, Hiller, she says. 731 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,920 You want to know who your dad was? 732 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,280 No, but. I don't care, do you? 733 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,840 You're not really my mom. You just I would like to know. 734 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:24,320 It's not like you made love with some man and then I became you 735 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,880 built me. No, you were never my mom. 736 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,680 You're my creator. No. 737 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,720 Me and Hitler created. You get it? 738 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,200 No. Heller I get it. 739 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,520 I get it, I get it. So you when you talked about 740 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,840 when we traveled back in time and I didn't want to believe it. 741 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,960 And now I realize you're not the wonderful person I thought you 742 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,000 were. No, I use you. 743 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,680 That's exactly what I did. I just used you. 744 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,760 Yeah, I just. I killed you. 745 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,000 It's like I used you that one night. 746 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,160 Oh yeah, you did, huh? Did you? 747 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,960 Yeah, Sergeant, go ahead and have your way with her one last 748 00:38:54,960 --> 00:39:05,400 time before she dies, OK? And I kiss her fortunately OK, 749 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,320 like it was the last time. Raymond being Raymond, can he, 750 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,840 can he try to administer her first aid? 751 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,400 It's OK, it feels like the first time. 752 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,640 You. Can you can try? 753 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,040 Yeah, roll 100. Yeah, 76 on. 754 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,760 Better go R4, no? She's my mom. 755 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,200 Let me ask. To destroy everything. 756 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,840 Too far gone, but. Including us. 757 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,760 In the. I would like to ZAP Sergeant 758 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,280 Virgil Stonewood. What? 759 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,160 You know what that does to me, right Excite? 760 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,880 Large blood flow to your nether regions. 761 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,200 It's the juices flowing. In the last throes of her life, 762 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:53,440 she she fires a a snub nose revolver at at Hiller at his leg 763 00:39:54,000 --> 00:40:01,200 dealing two days. OK, then it's it bounces off of 764 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,040 off of Hiller and it damages the nuke. 765 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,120 What? All well, it doesn't matter. 766 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,320 They don't go off until it's unless it's detonated. 767 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,400 You have to detonate it so. That's fine, hopefully. 768 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:17,760 Probably hopefully. Probably not now, because that's 769 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,920 how everything ends. Like crap. 770 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,200 Unbelievable. After all I did for you, Mom, 771 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,480 you were everything to me. Even while I was perverted and 772 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,800 sick, you were everything. At least I still got off one 773 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,960 last time. Yeah, or at least there was 774 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,960 that. It felt like you're still gross. 775 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,680 I hate that all. Right, let's point that nuke and 776 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680 get out of here. You know, I think I'm going to 777 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,520 stay. Huh. 778 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,520 I kind of like it. I kind of like it. 779 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,280 Pretty nice. That's silly. 780 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,080 No, I'm just messing. Plant the nuke. 781 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,320 Let's roll. I would like. 782 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,320 That was weird. So is the is he going to plant 783 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,720 the nuke? Who's got the nuke? 784 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,800 I got it R4 and I got it between. 785 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,840 R4 and Virgil Stone would go to plant the nuke. 786 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,520 They realized that the piece of the nuke that was damaged was 787 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,440 the programmable piece to set it off. 788 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,160 So now you can only set it off manually. 789 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:11,080 Looks like I'm staying toys. This is the last ride. 790 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,440 It's me, I'm the Android. You guys have some worth 791 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,040 apparently. Yo man, you guys all just want 792 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,080 to die. I'm. 793 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,880 Out. No, I don't want to. 794 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,600 I mean the button. What do? 795 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,280 What do I care? The only reason I was ever 796 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,760 living was because of mom, and mom turned out to be an absolute 797 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,120 dirtbag. Or like Virgil has a. 798 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,600 Hand on the dead man Switch who? Hiller. 799 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,960 Virgil Stonewood. I do, Hiller. 800 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,640 You need to take care of your son. 801 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,280 R4 or your? He's not my son. 802 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,440 What's wrong with you? He's my brother, I guess. 803 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,520 He needs you, He needs you. Brother, he's going to. 804 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,160 He needs going to grow up without any sort of guidance. 805 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,440 I mean, I don't like you, but at this point, it just doesn't seem 806 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,080 right. Listen to me this one last time. 807 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,640 This is the way it was always supposed to end. 808 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,160 You're not my dad, OK? No, I listen. 809 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,280 I really don't want to live knowing that, knowing that Adolf 810 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:09,200 Hitler, AKA Adolf Hitler. I still can't stay, right? 811 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,520 Hitler created me. I really don't want to go on 812 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,040 living. OK, just. 813 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,480 It doesn't matter how you start, but it matters how you end. 814 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,280 Often I've wondered the meaning of life and found that it's 815 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,080 mostly meaningless unless it ends with A cause. 816 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,200 Therefore, I will let you all live, and then I will die. 817 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,600 A charge. But I I don't want to. 818 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,440 I don't want to spread the marker anymore. 819 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,200 Let me do it. Hey, guys. 820 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,680 I hope you can hang back. You can hang back with me if you 821 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:42,840 want. We're not let go of this switch, 822 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,040 OK? Sky high. 823 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,480 We need some of you to live on it. 824 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,920 Tell the Tell the tale. Oh, that's already Agus. 825 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,000 He's out. He's already gone. 826 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,960 I think Agus needs you good brother. 827 00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:02,560 He's the only one suddenly, oh, everyone's transported to an 828 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,120 ethereal plane. What? 829 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,480 Hey, what up baby? Yeah, what up, baby? 830 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,240 Where I is. If you were in an existence 831 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:15,920 between places, it might be. A version of I believe this is 832 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,800 called limbo. But it appears as if you are in 833 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,560 direct contact with the Necro moon. 834 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,800 It's speaking to us in. Fact it's it's drawing you here. 835 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,840 Sergeant. Sergeant, let off the button. 836 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,080 Now I see it real. It's here. 837 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,880 This is the dream. I think we need to get through 838 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,560 this dream sequence. Dang it. 839 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,440 And then I'll do it. I'm trying it and I'm just tore 840 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,720 on my thumb like an idiot. Somebody doing it? 841 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,880 Blame me in a thumb war. I got in two. 3-4 I declare a 842 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,320 thumb. I. 843 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,440 Declare 5618. Try to keep breathe straight 844 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,400 between you. Get over here. 845 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,960 Snake in the grass is my index finger. 846 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,640 Dang it you. Need to get. 847 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,040 Let's move forward. You're being drawn here. 848 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,280 OK, All right. Well, let let's go I guess. 849 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,560 You notice the environment around you is very just. 850 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:13,720 Everything feels odd, but you also feel at ease, at peace. 851 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,080 With everything, I don't like that. 852 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,800 It's kind of nice. It's the closest to heaven that 853 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:24,400 I'm going to be, and I don't want to wake up now. 854 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,920 Perhaps it's Valhalla. Who was that? 855 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,640 It's me. Oh, it's the one lady that we 856 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:39,440 saved. The Necroman wow, that you might 857 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:44,440 find beautiful. Stunning indeed. 858 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,520 I'm gonna offer you a toy. Yeah. 859 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,120 What? It be. 860 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,240 What? No. 861 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,480 What am I? Listening just I think your 862 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,080 message is bad. I don't like it. 863 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,280 It's all I wanted to say. What? 864 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,320 Do you? Mean, do you say your thing? 865 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,120 I don't know. It seems like you just want to 866 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,920 reap us like we're some kind of plant. 867 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,520 But there's more to life than just supplies. 868 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,800 We need to. Harvest. 869 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,280 There's more to us than harvest. We don't want to die either. 870 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,280 Well, let us live in peace and we're pretty cool. 871 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,160 Let us live in peace. We can merge with you. 872 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,880 I've seen what happens when you murder brother you. 873 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,840 Kill us, then all of the androids will die too. 874 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,640 What done? OK. 875 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,360 Done. I'm unloading my wrist. 876 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,640 I'm unloading my wrist rocket into her I don't believe. 877 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,480 It I vote yay on the androids going as well, I'm gonna mess 878 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,560 around Barry. I mean, I wouldn't mind it, 879 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,640 yeah, but. Well, in all of it, I don't 880 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,480 think all of the. Cloning All of the cloning 881 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,160 technologies powered from the pyramid, too. 882 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,680 Oh, I know. Sounds like I need another of 883 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:48,120 all of it then. That's the only way, maybe. 884 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,960 Just let us, let us. We'll go home. 885 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,280 Where is Karen? Tell us. 886 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,240 Yeah, it's just. You'll just come. 887 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,480 Back in the. Galaxy, you'll just come back 888 00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,840 pretty hard. It's like we probably be like a 889 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,520 million years. I don't believe you. 890 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,760 I promise. No, look at how hot I am. 891 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,200 Yeah, you're kind of hot, but no, pretty hot, Yeah. 892 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,680 I mean, it'll be like a million years and like none of us will 893 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,120 be around. Exactly. 894 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,960 I will I will be. I'm a clone, I can just keep re 895 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,360 cloning it's fine. Not if you kill me, you can't. 896 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,680 No, I'm just if you get rid of all the technology because it'll 897 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,520 come back. Then you all die. 898 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,600 Oh well, last are convergal. Some would, yeah. 899 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,960 He'll live the. One that's not been cloned. 900 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,040 Yeah, he'll live his hands on the button. 901 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,360 He's not going to live as. Far as I know, yeah. 902 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,360 I've kind of made peace with that already, though. 903 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,160 Well, I guess this is where we all die. 904 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,920 You know what? Meat bags. 905 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:44,000 You weren't that bad after all. Fire my railgun. 906 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,920 Yeah, I already shot my wrist rockets all 10 rounds, you guys. 907 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,040 Are you guys are transported bag? 908 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,160 Really. Well, it's not like we really 909 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,280 had our weapon, Virgil. Sergeant Virgil, what up, baby? 910 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,160 Give me the controller and leave. 911 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,160 You're the only one who can survive there. 912 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,400 He. Can't the dead man? 913 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,280 He's already got his hand on the dead man floor. 914 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,240 OK, I put my hand over his hand and then I cut his fingers off 915 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,240 so I'm holding his down over the switch. 916 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:17,240 I do not allow this. That just got dark. 917 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,120 Life. You don't need your fingers. 918 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,720 It's fine. Look at hamsters, they get along 919 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,920 just fine without them. Get out of your head. 920 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,920 It's probably, it's probably not true. 921 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,520 All the stuff that she said. I believe it. 922 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,040 And even even if it's true, we must rebuild and this evil will 923 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,080 be perished. But you can rebuild. 924 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,320 I'm letting the piece of this technology can. 925 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,520 Be destroyed. I don't want to hurt people 926 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:54,080 anymore. It's up to you, the dead man 927 00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,520 switch. Yeah, well, I don't see how I 928 00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,240 could get out of the salon if I wanted to. 929 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,280 Yeah, you already started. It mine, I can use my Viber 930 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,200 Shetty to cut off your hand. No, we're not doing that. 931 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,560 Let me die with dignity. Kind of, kind of do it like they 932 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,320 did in Hancock. Oh, saw that program stick his 933 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:17,440 head up his his his head up his very no, no, that that was 934 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,440 Hancock. No, guys go this piece of the 935 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,320 pyramid is is dying with everything else. 936 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,040 Guys, I have to I have to confess something. 937 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,840 I this is my real voice. I've just been putting on a 938 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,160 persona this whole time. I just want people to like me. 939 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,520 I I like you. I guess I've come to realize, 940 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,240 I've come to realize a lot of things in the universe. 941 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,880 It's. Starting to get really drawn 942 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,000 out. I know what's important. 943 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:50,560 I don't think so. Virgil, I'm the real anti grass, 944 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,840 brought back to life by mechanical means. 945 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,720 I'm not a clown. No, you were dead. 946 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,200 No, I wasn't. No, you're a clown. 947 00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,560 I'm the real anti scan me with my multi scanner. 948 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,840 Can I use my rail gun to shoot Virgil somewhere so you can just 949 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:08,360 drop the? We took your rail gun out of 950 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,520 you. You just have the easy makeup. 951 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,640 I'm kind of getting nervous and he goes in the corner. 952 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,400 I got to pee. Can I? 953 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,920 I don't want to die in it. Can I just walk up to the nuke 954 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,280 itself and just prime it that way as Virgil? 955 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:28,400 Stone would want to go undo a zipper I. 956 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,920 Rolled in that one on AD 100 to. Prime the nuke. 957 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,280 His donkey's. Long knocked the knocked the 958 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:39,680 remote out of his hands. I was going to say before that I 959 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,720 just pull out one last like cookie out of my easy bake oven. 960 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,800 You're like you're holding the dough up the explosion to try 961 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,880 and. Yeah. 962 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,960 It's like an excited look on my eye. 963 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,440 And as and as the as the nuclear wind hits me, I'm going to hold 964 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,280 my arms like I'm still holding my 6 foot Dong because I hate 965 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,400 who my mom was. I take back the apology. 966 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:20,480 The the moon is successfully exploded and you've converted 967 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:26,160 crisis away from the earth, but true to the necromoons word, all 968 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:32,160 the androids around the planet in the solar system all die. 969 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,280 Cloning has ceased to exist on the Earth is there's no hope for 970 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:41,880 anyone to, I guess, unnaturally extend their life on any 971 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,960 further. But the four of you are heralded 972 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,280 as heroes because there was one from the party that escaped Agus 973 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:54,280 and he was able to spread the word of what happened there, of 974 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,200 course, with some embellishment. Of course. 975 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,040 The Earth has a lot of hard times ahead. 976 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,840 No moon, no androids to help, they've got to relearn to do a 977 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,680 lot of stuff. Space exploration kind of dies a 978 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:10,880 little bit because of cloning not being around, so there's a 979 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,280 lot more generational ships out there than they were before. 980 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,680 But Earth will bounce back as it always does. 981 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,080 But the immediate threat of the pyramids has ended. 982 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:24,640 The post credits scene is Haggis is compiling all the body parts 983 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,000 that R4 had. He's trying. 984 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,200 He's trying to create a body for R. 4. 985 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,040 I'll see him again, man. Just has like my personality 986 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,760 chip just somewhere, yeah. He's going to just insert it. 987 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,720 Yeah, it's going to be R4 back. The Dang with that. 988 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,960 On the chip 3 comes to a close. Who knows how the universe will 989 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,200 handle this, this giant loss, but who knows what else is out 990 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,320 there lurking in the universe, coming for Earth. 991 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,720 Oh, in full transparency, you, you could have not sided with. 992 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,920 You could have left her alone. Yeah. 993 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:00,680 And then you also could have merged and everybody would have 994 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:05,240 kind of been this weird like hybrid of Android and humanity. 995 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,840 No, yeah. It's not natural though. 996 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,120 I don't like that. I had endings planned for. 997 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,360 All in the afterlife, you play you what now? 998 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:16,280 But I had endings planned for all three. 3 Yeah. 999 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,960 What was the third option? Destroy. 1000 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,240 Merge. Destroy everything. 1001 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,280 Leave her alone to disappear back into her own Galaxy or 1002 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,360 merge. I like that a lot. 1003 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,640 After I had to kill Mom, it just didn't matter anymore. 1004 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,440 That was another thing. You could have just, you could 1005 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,960 have left her alone and she just would have ran off. 1006 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,520 Yeah. Hitler too. 1007 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,400 You could have killed him. You could have killed him. 1008 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,640 Yeah, one, Yeah, I. Think we chose every wrong 1009 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:42,080 decision? I shot my phone done at him. 1010 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,600 And then when you like when you killed him, you just you would 1011 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,120 have looked over at Taylor and but like. 1012 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,360 I'm your. Papa. 1013 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:54,840 Yeah, that's, that's nice. I already knew that. 1014 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,400 That's good though. You you did skip an entire 1015 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:01,760 fight, obviously. Right at the beginning, yeah. 1016 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,680 That was pretty funny how you were saying mom. 1017 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:10,080 Help Mom. Oh, hey, mom. 1018 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:13,920 So Dad, it's something. To find out. 1019 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,160 Thanks everybody for listening, appreciate it. 1020 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,800 Yes, yeah, just so everyone knows, I do have at least a one 1021 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,280 shot, maybe even a three parter of mothership plan. 1022 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:32,480 I also have one plan. Let's just say start your 1023 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,800 engine. Mothership lives a long day at 1024 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,880 the races. That's in my episode. 1025 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,840 Danny created something that won't die yet. 1026 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:45,760 That's true spin off series. I thought Dead Snow came out 1027 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:50,120 really well, and let's see what other side projects come about 1028 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,720 in this new era of. Brothers. 1029 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,360 Hope everybody enjoyed it, appreciate it, see you next 1030 00:53:56,360 --> 00:55:01,280 time. Thanks for listening.