1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,480 I have been taking steps into making sure I'm healthier. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,040 I've been going to the gym, we've been working out for the 4 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,240 past couple of weeks. We've been working out. 5 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,360 OK, I, I it's a little bit of a lie. 6 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:28,680 I went to the gym last Wednesday but every other every week I've 7 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,360 been going out on walks and stuff like that. 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,080 That's a good cheddar. Last time you said you were on a 9 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,440 diet and you're like I accidentally ordered a large 10 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,720 chili cheese tot and. I mean, it was such a clean. 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,160 Blizzard. You are. 12 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,760 You are. It was a Blizzard. 13 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,240 It was a Blizzard or something like that. 14 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,280 No. Yeah, yeah. 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,280 What? Are you talking about it? 16 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,280 Was on the podcast Negro. Wow, sounds familiar. 17 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,200 That was a while ago. The way. 18 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,960 Black. You're wearing black? 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,360 What? I'm wearing black. 20 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,280 Yeah, you're like, I, I accidentally ordered a, a large 21 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,280 Mcflurry or a Blizzard or something and I was like, what'd 22 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,240 you throw it out? And you're like, yeah, in my 23 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:11,600 gut. I don't think, I don't think 24 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,760 that's what I would say at all. No, but you said I threw it out 25 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,640 by eating it, essentially. What was this? 26 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,360 Not throwing it out? It was a while ago, like a year 27 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,880 ago. Yeah, it's in an episode 28 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,560 somewhere. I can't dig it out, but it's on 29 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,960 record. Maybe. 30 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:31,760 That's how I diet, you know, I diet for a day and then I'm sick 31 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,560 of dieting and then I don't do it anymore. 32 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,240 What gets it? Lifestyle. 33 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:42,240 Choices So I I don't know because last year last year I 34 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,120 was on a 0 sugar diet. And you kind of biggle ice cream 35 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,920 and you ate the whole thing. I don't, I don't think that's 36 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,280 that, no, because I kind of, I kind of, I kind of eased back 37 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,080 into it. I don't. 38 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,200 Remember. It seemed too long ago. 39 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,640 I remember you saying that you were you were doing that. 40 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,520 We talked about it didn't seem like that was a year because it 41 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,640 was OK. So I think I started it like 42 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:09,280 just before Thanksgiving of 2023 and then it carried out all the 43 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:13,120 way to, I want to say August or September, I don't remember. 44 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,200 Pretty long. It's pretty long time, did you 45 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,920 see any results? Not really. 46 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,200 So Dang it. So did you just get rid of 47 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,280 sugar, added sugars? Like I still ate fruits and 48 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,960 stuff like that, but like, that's why. 49 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,560 Yeah. So that's like excess added 50 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,640 sugars. Yeah. 51 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,720 That's just that's just good for. 52 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,440 You I mean. Diet pop is good though. 53 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,440 You're not going to see a loss of a like a a ton of weight, 54 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,400 maybe over. I don't drink diet pop or soda. 55 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,920 That should socks. You said pop. 56 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,720 Soda hold you to that. You know, you said Pop can't 57 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,080 take it. Back. 58 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,520 I'm just repeating what you said. 59 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,360 It's on. I don't want to say soda. 60 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,680 I mistake or not, it's a pop, so you. 61 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,680 Called cream soda cream pop. No, that's the, that's what it's 62 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,600 called cream soda. Exactly. 63 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,680 Which is a kind of. Pop. 64 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,280 It's a pop. I don't say pop. 65 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,880 Cream, cream soda is a pop. Now, what I don't say and what 66 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,240 the South says is Coke. Everything is Coke. 67 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,160 Yeah, that's just factually incorrect. 68 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,120 So if you. Say that, then you're wrong. 69 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:16,240 If you're a purist, you would call it a soda simply because 70 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:20,360 it's, it's because of the, you know, bicarbonate soda that 71 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,400 would give it its fizz in the beginning. 72 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,880 That's how they would do carbonation. 73 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,320 But you know, pop works. It's because it's a slang, you 74 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,920 know, Because. I call it pop because it goes 75 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,560 pop. Yeah, exactly. 76 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,000 Coke is kind of soft drink or soda. 77 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,520 You are what you grow up around your environment. 78 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,840 Shakes. Who you are. 79 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,400 So I call it up and manipulative people who call it soda. 80 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,440 Oh, you're not wrong. It's it's, it's all those 81 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,160 things. Well, everyone's wrong but me 82 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,480 because I was raised in a society. 83 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:55,760 No, Joe, if you so, if you are what you grow up with. 84 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,640 Am I backstabbing and manipulative? 85 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,400 Oh yes. Cool. 86 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,160 I haven't, I haven't seen that sick. 87 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,040 I hope not. Yeah, I haven't seen that. 88 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,760 If it is, and that means that you're probably going to 89 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,480 blackmail me at some point with all you. 90 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,240 Stabbed me in the back. But I have dirt on all of you 91 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,840 guys to make you guys do my bidding. 92 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,960 I'm just waiting for the final nail in the coffin. 93 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,839 That sounds pretty manipulative. Joke's on you, I like that 94 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:22,960 stuff. I like. 95 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,520 Being taken advantage of. Yeah, I've been waiting for 96 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,920 somebody to take advantage of me and blackmail me. 97 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,200 Soundclip that you've stabbed me in the back, but not with a 98 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,160 knife. Pee pee pee pee pee pee. 99 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,440 So it feels like forever since we've done this. 100 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,240 No it kind. Of I didn't know we weren't 101 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,280 recording until last. Saturday. 102 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,280 Yeah, that. I apologize for that. 103 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,400 Like, I knew that I was going to be gone. 104 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,200 I just didn't think to say anything. 105 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,320 I had to subject my entire night to playing Call of Duty with 106 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,080 Joey. I'm sure that was awful. 107 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,640 It was. Was it? 108 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,920 No, It was cool. What? 109 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,440 I had to, I had to look for another hotel once we got down 110 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,240 there. Oh yeah, I was set up, We were 111 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:11,000 set up to go to the there's a Best Western Plus, which is 112 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,600 supposed to be really nice. It wasn't too spending. 113 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,960 Yeah. And I was in a good area because 114 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,440 there's some bad areas in that town. 115 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,320 But on the way down there, Abby called, called me and we were 116 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,800 talking and she was like, yeah, we've got power back. 117 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,240 And I said, what do you mean you got power back? 118 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,200 She goes, well, we had really bad storm. 119 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,720 There was a tornado went through like Saint Louis and through our 120 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,440 area and did a lot of damage. So we killed four people. 121 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,680 Last I heard there's a really bad tornado. 122 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,840 Tornado or several did. We talk about that. 123 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,400 What, last Saturday? I don't think we did no on the 124 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,960 podcast because because we had a tornado warning here at like 125 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,280 midnight. Last. 126 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:52,720 Week yeah, we the sirens went off and everything and so it's 127 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,600 midnight I'm just about to go to sleep and I'll let you get back 128 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,160 to your story after this You're fine you're fine I got I checked 129 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,080 my phone because and I see the weather alert in the weather app 130 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:06,760 on my iPhone and I go to it and it's like tornado tornado 131 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,720 warning in effect tornado watch in effect and severe storm 132 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,320 warning and I was like all right let's see what the tornado watch 133 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,520 is about and I click on it and it's like you know. 134 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:19,800 On my house directly. Severity is extreme. 135 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,640 Mobile homes will be destroyed. Dang. 136 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,520 And it's like, what? What is all this like scare 137 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,560 tactics? So I had go to Google and I had 138 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,080 searched the zone and there's a big like box on the map of like 139 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,200 where it's ripping through and I see reports of where the tornado 140 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,480 like storm was spotted. And I'm like, that's pretty 141 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,760 close. I'm think I'm dead. 142 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:44,800 So then I see the box on Google and I'm right inside the border 143 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,920 of this box of this zone on Google Maps. 144 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,480 I was like we're I think we might be fine, but or we might 145 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,840 be dead. We have nowhere to wait. 146 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,040 We have nowhere to go. There's nowhere around us that's 147 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,600 like a storm shelter. I'm looking it up and it's like 148 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:02,160 news articles from 2018. And it's like, that doesn't 149 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,000 help. My life was in danger. 150 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,200 So thanks for that. It ended up it. 151 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,400 The zone ended up moving and then we were outside and then I 152 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,240 went to bed so I stayed up for nothing. 153 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,880 When we were in a trailer, we, we lived in a trailer. 154 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,120 We had an issue. We had that pretty much the same 155 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,360 thing, except we didn't have all the technology back then to look 156 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,880 stuff up. I did see a tree in our backyard 157 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,840 looked like it got clothes lined like I mean the, it was and it 158 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,200 was like a, it's like a 15 foot tall tree. 159 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,920 And it just went and I mean it went down like right now. 160 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:37,960 And I was like, jeez. And I was waiting for, and she 161 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,640 pulled up with the van and she's like, what do we do? 162 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,960 Do we go get in the trailer? And I said, no, absolutely not. 163 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:47,440 We get in the van and we drive. Because I would rather see this 164 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,840 thing coming and be able to try to avoid it than sitting in the 165 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,440 trailer, you know, in a doorway, hoping and praying that somehow 166 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,840 a doorway is strong enough to withstand a tornado. 167 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,000 No thanks. There's a light post impales 168 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,560 through the house. Right. 169 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,240 Yeah, so I was, I was streaming last year and this was I was 170 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,840 living in Williams and I was streaming and I was just having 171 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,000 a good time. All of a sudden the the tornado 172 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,360 sirens in town started going off. 173 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,800 You'd hear it through my mic and it was really funny. 174 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,480 Oh, wow. And I like woods. 175 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,240 Like you can see it in my camera because I have you know, I have 176 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,160 the face Cam, so I use it to stream. 177 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,920 You could just see me like as soon as the sirens turn on, I 178 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:32,200 just took off my headset and I like stopped what I was doing, 179 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,520 went on to the the weather thing on my other monitor. 180 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:38,159 And I looked. At it and my my area was smack 181 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:41,520 dab in the middle of a projected path of a tornado that was 182 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,840 coming through. It was that big one that like 183 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:49,040 went through, like it started in like into a suburb of Des Moines 184 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:53,360 and went north and it was like and it destroyed like 3 towns or 185 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,640 something like that. Gee. 186 00:08:55,160 --> 00:09:00,520 And it was on the way and I was like so me being me, my roommate 187 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:05,880 isn't home and he gets and you know, he has like 5 different 188 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,520 animals that I have to try to corral into the basement. 189 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:12,000 I remember that. Yes. 190 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,280 Oh man. And I like, I would get one in 191 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,360 there into the door of the basement, and then I'll turn 192 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,600 around to grab the other. And that first cat would run out 193 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,800 and I'm like, are you son of a? So I'm like panicking. 194 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,280 And then all of a sudden the siren stopped and I was like, 195 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,200 huh? And then like the tornado died 196 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,160 down. I think it was like 5 or 10 197 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,920 miles away from Williams. I was like, jeez. 198 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,000 Wowzers. Too close for comfort. 199 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,760 Really cool. I remember there was one in 200 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,760 there was a tornado. It was when I was living in 201 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,760 Webster, I think I was, I, I had to be no more than like 10. 202 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,280 And apparently there was a tornado that was heading 203 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:55,120 straight for Webster City. But it like stopped like at the 204 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,920 airport or Airport Rd. Oh, wow. 205 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,000 Yeah. So it was like not even a mile 206 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,040 away from town and it just stopped. 207 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,640 Yeah, yeah. That's not two. 208 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,080 Yeah, Airport Rd. That's that's 240th. 209 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,000 So yeah, that's not very far away at all. 210 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,440 Jeez. Scary stuff man, it makes me 211 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,400 want to buy a new house like just from that because it's like 212 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,760 that. My life is not protected here if 213 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,000 something were to happen. You know, I mean, yeah, 214 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000 obviously there's, there's less protection, but you know. 215 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,240 Yeah, I just live in Oklahoma, you know? 216 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,240 I think a tornado can kill me. That's that's fine I think. 217 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:34,320 I believe it is state the state legally the state has to offer 218 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,800 like tornado protection for your house sick down there. 219 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,320 Sick. Sick. 220 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,560 They have a lot of tornadoes. I mean, the largest, the largest 221 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,680 tornado that ever spawned on Earth spawned in Oklahoma. 222 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,320 Is that was the one where the movie takes place? 223 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,800 I have no, I don't know what movie you're talking about, but 224 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,280 it was a, it was a huge E5 tornado. 225 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,960 I think it was back in the 90s or early 2000s somewhere around 226 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,840 there. And, and I think it like has the 227 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,720 highest death toll too. I think it has like like 40 228 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,720 kills or something like that. Wow, I have yet to see one. 229 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,360 I was right. The movie Twister. 230 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,920 It takes place in Oklahoma. Yeah, I thought it did. 231 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,440 Never knew that. I think there was like a town 232 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,480 that was literally like, like not even a mile long or wide and 233 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,480 the tornado like centrally just went through it and the tornado 234 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,320 was wider than the town. Yeah. 235 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:30,560 Jeez, it's freaky stuff, man. I remember a tornado as a kid. 236 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:35,760 We had a basement and you could open the window and hear like 237 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:40,320 the, IT sounded like a train, the whistling, the power of the 238 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,600 like a train horn, but it was a tornado like real close by and 239 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,040 we're totally fine. That's when I was a kid. 240 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,200 So if I died, it's it's not on me, that's on my parents. 241 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,600 No, I think yourself preservation instinct should 242 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,760 kick in about that point because you could put a newborn on my, 243 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:00,000 you could put a newborn baby in a pool and it will float itself. 244 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,080 You're right. I should have. 245 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,520 Just strapped on my loincloth and just hobbled outside of the. 246 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:11,080 House, I should say it's only up until like 6 months and then for 247 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,840 some reason babies lose that instinct. 248 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,400 I mean I was 5 and and I. Unless you facilitate it. 249 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,480 Right. Yeah. 250 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,640 I was. I survived my mom trying to kill 251 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,640 me twice. So this really happened. 252 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,560 Yeah. She told me the stories while we 253 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,800 were on the trip. Yeah, she was choking me and, 254 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,240 and and and I'm not like trying to be romantic, but she was. 255 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:33,000 She was choking me. She just had a lot of anger 256 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:38,320 issues and I something inside me said tell her you love her. 257 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,880 Oh. Man, I was like, that's weird. 258 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,280 So I said I love you mom. And she, you know, pulled her 259 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,600 hands off real fast, looked surprised, like I'd punched her 260 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,760 in the gut and she got up and and I remember thinking as a 5 261 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,800 year old, I don't remember like a lot of things before that. 262 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,520 I know I remember like getting beatings and and thing like 263 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,280 things, you know, before that. But she got off me and I, I said 264 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,320 to myself, wow, that was that didn't take long. 265 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,640 You know, that was that was nearly as long as normal. 266 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,600 And so, yeah, I mean, I don't know what I didn't it, it had 267 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,000 happened before this, but I don't remember it apparently. 268 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,560 But she went into the bedroom and grabbed a pillow and came 269 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,400 back with the pillow and I was like, Oh well, Dang it. 270 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,120 What's that I? I knew what she was going to do. 271 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,800 I knew she was going to try and smother me so. 272 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,760 I don't think it's bedtime. I'd never experienced that 273 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,240 before, but she, you know, she put it over my head, the pillow 274 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,400 over my head. And I laid there and I was like, 275 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,920 well, this isn't that bad. I can still breathe, you know, 276 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,600 through the fibers of the pillow. 277 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,800 And you start running out of air after a couple minutes. 278 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,240 And so I figured out, and this is a survival tip for anybody 279 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:45,040 that ever finds themselves trying to somebody, somebody 280 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,040 trying to smother him. I found that if I could turn my 281 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:53,480 head all the way so that my nose was touching the ground, I, I 282 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,760 found fresh air. So I just laid there and relaxed 283 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,800 and I was just breathing. And she pulled the pillow off, 284 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,680 looked really angry because I wasn't dead. 285 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,000 Put the pillow back and I was like, all right, well, here we 286 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,720 go. And I just turned my head back 287 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,400 as far as I could turn it. So my, my neck started hurting, 288 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,440 you know, but I was breathing and I was alive. 289 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:14,080 And eventually she got tired and settled down and took the pillow 290 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,040 off, hugged me and told me she loved me. 291 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,840 Why? Why I know. 292 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,600 I'm sorry that happened to you. That's. 293 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,200 No, I, that's the worst thing ever. 294 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:28,560 No, I So, yeah, there was a time where I felt that it was, but it 295 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,520 was, it's a part of my history. It's part of what's made me who 296 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,040 I am and what I am. And I, I don't regret it. 297 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,920 I, I wouldn't, I wouldn't ask to go through it again. 298 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,320 But yeah, you know, looking back it, it wasn't that bad. 299 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:46,400 But I've also like, faced that, like I haven't like, I repressed 300 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:52,320 it for a lot of years and I, about 15 years ago, I faced it. 301 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:56,600 I faced the full emotions of it and I saw things I'd never seen 302 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,480 before. And you know, God showed me some 303 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,640 things that I hadn't seen before and reminded me of some things 304 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,760 that I'd forgotten. And just by going back and 305 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,360 visiting that story again, I, I realized that not everything was 306 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,240 my mom's fault. And I completely forgave my mom. 307 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,240 Like I, I'm not angry with my mom. 308 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,360 I don't hate her and I miss her. I, you know, I don't miss the 309 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,880 way she was in a lot of ways, but I, I miss her a lot. 310 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,200 I wish she was still alive. In a lot of ways, yeah. 311 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,840 Me, I'm a growing up, I was a very spiteful person. 312 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,760 Like what wronged me. I go out of my way to make sure 313 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,640 that they that they get wronged as well. 314 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,840 I just can't see you being like that. 315 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,480 There's. A little a little younger 316 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,320 sibling. Well, OK, I was gonna say OK, 317 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,320 Yeah, yeah, no, I get that. Your siblings, I mean, Yeah, 318 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,440 you're supposed to be mean to them. 319 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:45,560 I was never mean to my sister, mainly because she would cry and 320 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:52,360 then I would get beat like I literally so I, I, there was 321 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,760 this one point, I remember this specifically because I told, I 322 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,720 told her that, you know, she was talking a lot or whatever. 323 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,960 And I was just like, shut up. And then she's like, you shut up 324 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,360 and then started crying. And then my mom smacked me and I 325 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,920 was like OK, cool. She sounds so adorable. 326 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:13,840 But but there was a there was a time I was like in like 11. 327 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,280 I was either 11 or 12 work. Yeah, we we heard you talking to 328 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,360 her. Mute button doesn't work. 329 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:26,960 Oh, anyways. So, you know, I'm, I'm heading 330 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,240 towards the bathroom so that I could shower because you know, 331 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,680 it was about night, night and whatever. 332 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,480 And you know, I, I'm walking towards it and you know, my 333 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,680 sister being hurt herself, she like runs towards it because she 334 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,120 wants to be first. And I'm like, OK, so I ran into 335 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:44,200 the bathroom and I tried to shut the door and for some reason it 336 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,640 would not shut. And I'm pushing and I'm pushing 337 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,600 and I'm pushing. All of a sudden she's screaming 338 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,920 bloody murder. And I look over to where the, 339 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:55,600 the latches and her fingers are all in in between the door and 340 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,960 the frame. And I was like, oh, no, she's 341 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,360 screaming bloody bird. Nothing, Nothing broke. 342 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,200 Wow. Otherwise my mom probably would 343 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,040 have killed me. But yeah, you know, I, I get out 344 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,440 of my shower and the first thing I I see when I get out of the 345 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,280 shower is my mom's belt. Like just straight to the head. 346 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,160 Oh, to the head. Yeah. 347 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,960 And actually left and actually left, like a huge bruise right 348 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,440 here. Like it was one of my cheeks. 349 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,560 And let's just say the next day when I went into school, the 350 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:36,280 guidance counselor got involved. That's a nice looking haircut. 351 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,200 Yeah, don't even get me started on it. 352 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,360 It's a. It's a thing. 353 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,840 Oh, a bad thing, Danny. Hi, no. 354 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,040 OK so I went to get my hair. Put your hands open. 355 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,120 Derek, wait. I welcome death. 356 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,360 Guns are being pointed. I went to get a haircut sexy. 357 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:59,320 And so me and Teddy, we get the haircuts at the same time. 358 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,680 We have the same schedule and whatnot. 359 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Yeah, so we go in and he gets called up first, like always. 360 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,200 And so they're working on him. And normally when I get a 361 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,040 haircut, we get done around the same time. 362 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,600 I'm really easy. I'm a one on the sides and 363 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,480 finger length on top. Super easy. 364 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,920 The only thing is I like them to take the one up higher than 365 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,680 normal or just the swell like it. 366 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,640 So anyways, yeah, sit down. And this lady, she's relatively 367 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,280 new. I think she's like, oh, my name 368 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,440 is Sarah and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, all right, cool, 369 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,160 that's fine. And she's like, well, what do 370 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,240 you, what do you, what do you like? 371 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,640 And I was like, I like A1A little high finger length on 372 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,160 top, nice and easy. And she was OK. 373 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,960 Do you do you like the one like up to your eyes then like, is 374 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,200 that how high? And I'm like, no, I mean, like 375 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,760 all the way, like just fade it in, you know, OK, so like with a 376 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,280 2 and a three then, or I mean, that's, that's for you to tell. 377 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,760 Like, yeah, you're the, you're the person cutting my hair. 378 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,480 I hope you know more than I do. So it's taking forever, man. 379 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,920 I mean, like on the back. So normally how they, they, they 380 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,840 cut hair. And I'm sure my sister will 381 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:09,400 correct me if I'm wrong, but is so if you're fading in a three 382 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,160 up top, you just cut everything from all the way up to where 383 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,160 you're going to go as the three and then you go up to A2 and 384 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,200 then you go up to A1. That way it's, you know, you're 385 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,200 kind of working with it. Sure you can fit in that way. 386 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,440 She starts at A1 up to my eye and just goes all the way 387 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,520 around. OK, this is kind of weird. 388 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,600 And then like, then she was up a little bit more with it. 389 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,920 And I was like, this is just weird that what she's doing. 390 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,760 And she's just like, like, like she's trying to mold the lawn 391 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:37,560 with my hair. What the devil's going on here? 392 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,360 And Teddy, Teddy at this point's been done for like 10 minutes. 393 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,800 And so he's just like got a sucker in his mouth and he's 394 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,560 danced around in the lobby of this place. 395 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,400 She's. Just trying to figure out how to 396 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,360 cut my hair shorter with the one guard on. 397 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,080 And so she finally works her way around to the front and so she 398 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,480 finally gets up top too. And then she's like trying to 399 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,320 figure out my bangs and she's like, she's just like, she 400 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,720 grabbed my hair like this. And just like, like that. 401 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,320 I'm like, what the devil are you doing? 402 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,080 So she gets enough up in my face that I can smell her breath and 403 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,040 smell her hands and all I smell is weed. 404 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,000 OK, it's hard to make. Sense now I'm. 405 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,280 Sure, man. All right. 406 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,560 So. Another 5 minutes pass and she's 407 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,080 like still like trying to line it up and I was like looks 408 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,720 pretty good from where I'm sitting just trying to get out. 409 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,560 It's like one year. What? 410 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,080 It looks good to me. One side is just completely bald 411 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:36,200 while the other. Like right, you got the N word 412 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,440 like like it's in your back of your head. 413 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,400 She's. It's ridiculous. 414 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,320 And she's like, well, maybe I just need to, you know, I was 415 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,760 like, honestly, it looks. I was like, I wear a hat to 416 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,280 work, so it doesn't really matter. 417 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,680 It's OK as long as you got the side. 418 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,400 That's all I really need. Right. 419 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,520 So I'm assuming the tops all messed up, but I'm also assuming 420 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,080 that she couldn't see straight because of how high she was. 421 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,560 No, not that I'm going to judge, not that I'm going to judge, but 422 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,480 I'm judging a little bit. There's there's probably wrong. 423 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,760 Times I'm gonna be high. I'm gonna judge. 424 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,360 I'm gonna judge. And it's not because of her. 425 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,200 Her recreational activities. I don't care. 426 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,040 Do you? On your own time. 427 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,360 But when you're touching me with a razor, yeah, and you're high, 428 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,040 I will stand up. I'll say. 429 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,480 I will say you should sober up. This could turn into a really 430 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,920 bad situation. I will walk up to the front. 431 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,080 I will get the money back for my haircut and my son's haircut and 432 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:35,440 I'll go to somewhere else. Use it recreationally. 433 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,000 If you're going to use it, use it recreationally, not. 434 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,160 Yeah, for recreation, not for work. 435 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,440 Not at work. When you're playing college. 436 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,760 I can't cut here unless I'm. My job doesn't even allow it 437 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,640 recreationally. Yeah, most. 438 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,400 Don't. Dang it. 439 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,920 We at work we cannot. Ask. 440 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:56,560 You to take a pee test unless we are suspect and even then they 441 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:00,160 don't test for marijuana. We my job too. 442 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,480 Many states around us are legal. So. 443 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:08,960 Oh my, my job is they've test for everything and not only that 444 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,080 they'll test your like how much alcohol is in your pee as well. 445 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,200 We test for Advil. And every, every three months 446 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,960 there is like a random lottery of like everyone who works at 447 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,040 Remington to go get a random drug test. 448 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,760 And I swear it, last year they chose me every single time. 449 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,680 See. Like literally all you, all you 450 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,080 have to do is be like, yeah, a couple months ago when I was in 451 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,480 the state of Illinois, I partook or a couple weeks ago I was in 452 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,920 Illinois that fly. Yeah. 453 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,080 It's still in your bloodstream. There's nothing they can do 454 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:38,960 about it. They can't prove that you're 455 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,520 using right now. Yeah. 456 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,480 Unless you're high. Unless your eyes are bloodshot. 457 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,400 Well. I was in Illinois, man. 458 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:58,000 And or if you cook you parked crooked or if you hit four 459 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,600 corners on the way there. Yeah, Alex. 460 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,920 Alex, look what I found today. What at? 461 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,680 You froze. I can't see it, sorry. 462 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,000 Brecker Cherry Cola. Brecker, what is it? 463 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,800 Oh, Specker. Yeah, they have cherry, they 464 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,600 have orange, they have grape, and they have a root beer as 465 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,880 well. Yeah, they have. 466 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,360 They got like 5 different kinds of root beer. 467 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,400 It's crazy. Yeah. 468 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,280 By the way, I probably sound way. 469 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,800 Better this high guy laughing voice. 470 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,280 You do, you don't. You don't hear the the the 471 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,200 static of your either your PC or something in the background. 472 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:35,080 So it was connected to my $9 webcam mic, which the webcam 473 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,200 works really well, but they cheaped out on the mic quality. 474 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,760 Yeah, so I'm a little upset. Nobody told me, but that's OK. 475 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:46,600 What today? I honestly didn't until until 476 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,280 you fixed it, I hadn't noticed it. 477 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,280 Oh. One of the reasons I don't 478 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,040 listen to our podcast is that because I saw my cock garbage 479 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,880 and no one ever says anything to me. 480 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,880 Alex. Still no one said Alex. 481 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,840 Alex. What can I say? 482 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,040 Yeah. Well, to be fair, this like you 483 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,960 were testing out like different mics and I don't, I don't know 484 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,680 which one you're using now, but it's probably the best one that 485 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,680 you have, Yeah. This is the one I always use. 486 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,960 Exactly. Actually, my gaming headset, 487 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,800 yeah. That seems to be one of the best 488 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,400 ones you've got for sure. Yeah, I'm. 489 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,720 Going to get everybody a micro PC I'm good yeah buddy I'm. 490 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,480 Good. Yeah, buddy. 491 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,400 I like my laptop. I got. 492 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,440 You I I have a whole, I have a whole gaming rig. 493 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,480 I'm still going to get cheddar a micro PC. 494 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,560 It's time for an upgrade. I think we all need the upgrade. 495 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,440 $11,000 on each individual part and he's like, what do you talk 496 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,520 about upgrade I'm 400 years ahead of you I'm. 497 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,520 Going to buy like 100 micro PCs. I'm going to link them all 498 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,000 together to make. The ultimate The Megatron. 499 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,320 Why don't you? Just get a desk. 500 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:03,760 At that point it becomes a PC. The outlet, the outlet that 501 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,000 that's going to be connected to is going to melt within 5 502 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,080 seconds. For real. 503 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,120 No, you are going. To you are going to trip your 504 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,000 breaker every single time that you turn them. 505 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,600 On one of the massive dryer washer outlets that has like the 506 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,520 seven prongs in it. No, no, I'm going to, I'm going 507 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,920 to, I'm going to tape that breaker where it's always open. 508 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:29,240 Rubber band or hair tie? Yeah, trip this. 509 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,640 Two days later, we see news that Danny's house burned down. 510 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,440 Burned down nothing. That sucker disintegrated. 511 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,240 It's a thermal. It's a thermal image of 4 dodge. 512 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,640 All of a sudden, it's just one. Really bright. 513 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,240 Everybody. In the house with the PCs under 514 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,400 your arm. Everybody goes, I saved them. 515 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,280 For some reason all around Ford Dodge is 130°. 516 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,000 It goes. It goes to. 517 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,040 Everybody loses power except for me and then your house starts 518 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,040 burning down and run out with my backpack full. 519 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,840 Of Microsoft. It's like that scene, that scene 520 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,880 from Ghostbusters when it goes to like the power plant and your 521 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:18,400 all the needles are going down. I'm trailing micro PCs Grab 522 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,360 them. Quick grab them. 523 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,760 Every time you take a step like 5 fall out. 524 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,760 Oh. Gosh. 525 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,320 The FBI show up. What you got in your backpack 526 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,840 Like three of the four? Where's the closest substation? 527 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,520 Mini nuclear. I have a mini nuclear reactor to 528 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,360 power mine. It works great. 529 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,360 That's probably that in my entire my entire city. 530 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,360 No Saint Louis is powered by my mini nuclear reactor. 531 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,160 I. Mean, if you think about it, 532 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,080 guys, Chernobyl was a success, OK? 533 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,640 Chernobyl was a power plant, OK? It was a nuclear power plant, 534 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,600 OK. OK. 535 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,960 They they made. They made in one minute. 536 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:03,200 They made enough power to sustain the entire world for 537 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,600 50-60 years. Well, yeah. 538 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,360 Yeah, I would say in and of itself, nuclear. 539 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,360 Power. Radiator. 540 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,560 You know, nuclear. Power, yeah, nuclear power is 541 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,480 clean as long as it doesn't meltdown it when it melts down. 542 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,240 That's the problem. It melts down if it's running 543 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,920 and it's stable and it's fine and it continues like that. 544 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,440 The trouble is getting it, not keeping it from melting down. 545 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,440 Well, sometimes I meltdown. That makes sense. 546 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,800 Yeah, you. Yeah, the ice cream I had 547 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,680 yesterday started to melt too. Melting down my hand. 548 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,680 It's terrible. Yeah. 549 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaking of nuclear reactors, why am I growing a six finger? 550 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,760 Yeah, it's fine. I think you could graft it 551 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,600 somewhere else. That's a superpower. 552 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,080 Why is my hair green? It is technically. 553 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,800 You turn into the Hulk. He's an X man. 554 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,520 He's an X man. Guys, I just feel depressed. 555 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,560 Power. Now. 556 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,240 The more sad I am, the more the stronger I get. 557 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,760 My secret cat. I'm always sad. 558 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,520 I thought you're going to say the sadder I get, the the more 559 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:29,520 the desire to kill myself grows. That's not a power. 560 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,920 My superpower is nobody can stop me from. 561 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,480 That's the. Everyday struggle. 562 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,200 That's the emotion of adulting. Yeah. 563 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,640 Yeah. Oh man. 564 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,760 Oh, that sucks. I didn't. 565 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,400 I don't. Want it? 566 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,400 Take it back. Yeah. 567 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,160 It's true, I've been trying to give that stuff back. 568 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,280 Can I get a refund on this? I'm trying to give that back for 569 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,760 like 20 some years. Nope. 570 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,200 Wait a minute, but I'm. No, man. 571 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,760 I'm that many years old. No, I've been. 572 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,360 I've just been trying to not give up. 573 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,480 My. Not give up my kids, give up 574 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,000 the, you know, having to adults all the time. 575 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,320 So you want me to go back to being No, I don't that many I 576 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,520 don't. Want you to go back to being 577 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,000 anything. Well, I OK, if if I was going to 578 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,040 be honest, I'd rather have all of you stay around Teddy and 579 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:21,120 Fiona's age somewhere in that that area, like like before 10. 580 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,560 But then I wouldn't get grandkids. 581 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,600 So you just gotta you know, those are probably the best 582 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,080 years as a parent. Honestly, it's pretty cool. 583 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,040 Yeah, I wouldn't. Love those years, the grandkid 584 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,920 years, they're great. Not good for me. 585 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,240 Not good for me. Not good for you 2. 586 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,600 Out of 10, would not do it again. 587 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,280 Yeah, but she's not old enough yet. 588 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,680 Give her time. You know when she when she went. 589 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,920 What are you doing? Hold on. 590 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,560 Thanks. Thanks. 591 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:44,920 Hold on. I. 592 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,080 Mean when I was when I was 9. I mean he. 593 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,280 Was oh, you because your dad. Yeah, I. 594 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,120 Was a terror No, no, I'm with you there, Jim I. 595 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,400 Think my dad didn't love me? I was Jeremiah. 596 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,400 I was. I was. 597 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,720 A little. Derpic freak. 598 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,680 I was a little freak and nobody was like, hey, you know, you're 599 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,240 kind of weird. Like that's like, that's the 600 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,880 biggest thing you can do in a kid's life is say like, hey, 601 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,840 you're kind of weird. I agree. 602 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,600 And they're like, I am like, yeah, you should change some 603 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,080 things about you so that you'll like yourself later. 604 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,080 I've like. There a couple times. 605 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:21,200 Hey, you're being weird. I like my critical I. 606 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:26,120 Still tell him that cuz like sometimes. 607 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,080 Nobody told me. Sometimes he'll just start 608 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,280 talking. He'll be like, I'm gonna eat 609 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,720 your gut and that means butt. And I'm like no. 610 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,360 It does mean butt. Say that. 611 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,680 It does. It is slang for butt, yeah. 612 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,320 You can't. You can't say that to your 613 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,440 sister, man. That's an actual slang word. 614 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,200 Yeah, GYATT. He says some really strange 615 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,320 things sometimes. Or does. 616 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,520 Yeah. Honestly, and this isn't just 617 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,920 Teddy, this is whatever kids I hear around, they speak. 618 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,080 They honestly speak in TikTok. Well, yeah. 619 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,680 And they'll ask me questions in in TikTok and I'll be like, 620 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,120 what? Alex doesn't even have a tick 621 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,720 tock and I agree with them. I don't. 622 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,760 I don't I don't, I've never had a TikTok. 623 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,480 Don't plan on ever getting a TikTok either. 624 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,600 Someone could honestly say I will give you $1,000,000 to sign 625 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,800 up for TikTok. I will sign up for TikTok. 626 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,440 I will take the $1,000,000 and I will go leave the TikTok 627 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,480 instantly. I will. 628 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,120 Go. I will never actively stay on 629 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,080 TikTok but I would. Someone was making you this kind 630 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,680 of money that'd want you to use it. 631 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,480 Tough one. No, that's. 632 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,800 That wasn't in the stipulations of the contract. 633 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,280 That sounds a few months. That sounds pretty sussy. 634 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,680 Skippity Rizz. OK, so I. 635 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,360 That's not even English, I say. This isn't. 636 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,200 I say this in the utmost respect, Master. 637 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:57,320 Don't ever say that again. Hey, I can, I can I can be hip. 638 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,280 Yeah. Not very well. 639 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,680 Your your your. Hips are going to go out before. 640 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,760 They're going to go out. Well, that's true. 641 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:15,440 No, cap, I'll give you don't. What happening? 642 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,480 Can we start speaking English again? 643 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,880 The kids slang this these days are like kind of funny even even 644 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,960 to me as an adult. But when I was a kid, the stuff 645 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,640 I would say was just sad and dumb and stupid. 646 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,560 What? Like what? 647 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,080 I can't even think of any example, I was just. 648 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,400 Say words. I really we didn't. 649 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,560 I like making things out of 3 by 5 index cards. 650 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,680 We really like, Danny said. We didn't have a ton of slang, 651 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,800 dude. We didn't have a ton of slang 652 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,440 that we used. Just a lot. 653 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,840 Of slang to express, yeah. We did, we did, we did. 654 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,360 And we still do. Like, but a lot of slang makes 655 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,200 sense though, you know, like, like saying something that's 656 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,920 cool, right Sussy, you know, like. 657 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,000 Something like that. That makes sense, but skippity 658 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,400 rizz toilet does not make sense. I'm sorry it doesn't. 659 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,120 Does like a boss make sense? No, that one. 660 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,400 Kind of. It's all. 661 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,000 Stupid and I hate it. I mean, it kind of makes sense. 662 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,360 What was it? No props. 663 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,480 Props in there. I'm gonna give you props. 664 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,040 That one never. Come and carry on. 665 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,960 Makes sense. It's not great. 666 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,280 It's not great, but it makes sense. 667 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,080 From something. You you can tell what it what it 668 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,400 means though you if you. And so can you. 669 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,880 You can say, you can say, hey, man, you had a lot of rizz. 670 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,360 Here's the. Here's the. 671 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,800 There's. There's one that's very similar 672 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,280 now. I don't know what the heck rizz 673 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,520 is. What are we? 674 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,600 Are we talking about a candy like it sounds like? 675 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:57,440 DND Charisma. Charisma, yeah. 676 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,080 Why don't we say charisma? Yeah, because we got to shorten 677 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,760 everything so it doesn't make. Sense, yeah. 678 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,520 You're a bunch of old folks. Why? 679 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,800 Because. I labeled myself a little bit 680 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,840 more. Of as a purist. 681 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,600 Alex, why did we say for shizzle back then? 682 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,159 That's like the equivalent, no? No one said Shizzle. 683 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,120 Yeah, that's only person that you're kind of right. 684 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,639 I totally shizzle. Was Eminem in that song? 685 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,159 My nizzle Eminem in that song. What is it? 686 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,840 I don't. Eminem it was. 687 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,280 I like, I like Eminem's. I like, I like probably peanut 688 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,960 butter, Eminem's. Better my nizzle. 689 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,080 It's Snoop. Dogg, you swizzles for that? 690 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,520 Yeah, no, it was. There was an Eminem song where 691 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,080 he actually said it to. What's it called Till I 692 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,480 collapse? Or whatever. 693 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,000 Yeah, toy clothes with Nate dog. Yep, that's like. 694 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,000 Well, so like, that's one of those things. 695 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,960 If you're steeped in the in the in the culture. 696 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,360 Yeah, the culture. Thank you. 697 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,520 If you're steeped in that culture, then, yeah, that makes 698 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,880 sense. But to like somebody who isn't 699 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,120 and they say, you know, like, like the things that Snoop Dogg 700 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,520 would say for, for snizzle, you know, like, for like, like, huh. 701 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,360 OK, I think I know what that means. 702 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,480 But you got to, you got to translate for me, you know? 703 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,960 Yeah, yeah. So some of you might know, but. 704 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,480 Like a driving. Yes. 705 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,000 I got the SAP book this this week. 706 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,000 Sweet. Character creation, super easy. 707 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:30,680 So essentially the way it works out, the way that it works out 708 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:48,240 is you get a fire. We're just holding thing the 709 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,320 camera, Yeah. The SCP thing looked really cool 710 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,160 though. Yeah, I can't wait for it later. 711 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:58,560 No, go ahead. I'm not done being a child. 712 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,560 Go ahead, there's like SCP weapons you can get and you can 713 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,920 like kill like SCPS and stuff. So that's so we're gonna do an 714 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,440 SCP season then? Yeah, maybe. 715 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,240 I like I. Haven't decided if it's gonna be 716 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,280 an anthology season within itself where each episode you're 717 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,240 gonna be a different SCP. Yeah, there could be an 718 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,800 overarching story, but. Or well, yeah, I was saying like 719 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,520 X-Files. Yeah, it's like, yeah, story. 720 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,800 We've got the same. Totally same. 721 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,000 We we encounter different things. 722 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,760 Yeah, now you don't. I like that. 723 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,040 So this week you're in Muncie, IN, next week you're in San 724 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,720 Diego and. That was a travelling 725 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,640 investigation squad. That that was one thing that I 726 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:43,640 was gonna do my I was also planning doing an SCP around the 727 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,760 the flesh that hates essentially zombies, OK. 728 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,080 It's yeah. Yeah. 729 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,280 It's in here, all the stats and everything. 730 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,680 So I wonder your IKEA is in there. 731 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,320 That's one of those in there. IKEA is in here. 732 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,680 That's one of those things that you could have like several set 733 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,880 and ready to go and then like say in between the season or we 734 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,200 need a filler or whatever. We could just run one of those. 735 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,480 The other idea that I had is we can do a whole episode and I'll 736 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,440 make you all D class and those of you that don't know D class 737 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,600 are prisoners. Prisoners, yeah. 738 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,320 I'm still learning. The foundation has brought in 739 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,280 and being like, hey, you work for us for five years, and if 740 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,200 you live through it, yeah, that's right. 741 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,640 Yeah. So essentially you guys should 742 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,320 all be D class and then I'd maybe make one of you a 743 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,080 scientist. So you got like wrangle them 744 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,800 all. And then you start at like the 745 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,720 bottom level of this like site, we'll say like site 19 and 746 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:39,360 there's an SCP outbreak. And so each episode you're 747 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,760 working your way up from the very bottom, trying to get out 748 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,600 before they set. Episode has a new SCP. 749 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,400 Or a new like, yeah, an SCP that's like running that level 750 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,080 and so. You, yeah. 751 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,640 Identify what it is and all that, but I think it'd be pretty 752 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,640 funny. Yeah, you think that'd be great? 753 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,480 Class are all criminals so you could make up what you're what 754 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,880 you're in jail for yeah I'm. Bringing. 755 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,800 Back. I'm bringing back Wendell. 756 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,680 Wendell, I think that was his name. 757 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,560 Yeah, I just I. Just heard. 758 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,120 Man, oh man. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 759 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,040 I just heard. Oh no. 760 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:17,120 This week, what was it? I don't remember what the, it 761 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,880 was like 1919 or something like that, but it's where an SCP 762 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,200 operative will find. If they're on the road on a 763 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,080 numbered highway in between the hours, I think of 11 and 4:00 764 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,760 AM, Then they have this weird chance to be pulled into what 765 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,240 they think is like an alternate dimension where there's there's 766 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,520 an off ramp and then there's like a like a like a castle or a 767 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,720 facility or something with spotlights and stuff. 768 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,520 And like one, one guy, one guy at the end of the at the end of 769 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,600 that podcast, he was, he'd been mortally wounded but wasn't dead 770 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,240 yet. So he was able to tell kind of 771 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:55,200 like what happened to him. These creatures like attacked 772 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,040 him. And it was some some pretty 773 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,960 crazy stuff, like wow. Yeah, so the what I'm what I'm 774 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,240 planning for the flesh that hates is that you guys are gonna 775 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,280 like they have like audio logs and stuff like that, like fan 776 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,480 made audio logs of the of telling the story of like what 777 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,880 what happened in like the town that this all congregates in. 778 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:19,160 And I'm basically gonna make you guys be the first strike team 779 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,480 and then kind of retell the story, but in a different way 780 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,120 because there is there is a part of the strike team that was like 781 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,680 5 or 6 menders that got separated from the rest of them 782 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,480 and there's no logs for them. Some of these strike teams get 783 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,040 pretty cool, yeah. The one I would do is my 784 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,120 favorite one. One of my favorites is The Shy 785 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,040 Guy. Yep. 786 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,760 He's in just as well. Yeah, he's gotta be. 787 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,040 And then another one. I hear that's a lot of fun is I 788 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,240 forget. 96. Yeah, but he's the one where you 789 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,600 can't know what he looks like, otherwise he'll hunt you down 790 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,960 and kill you. Yeah, that's. 791 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,160 That's that's shy guy. Guy is the one where you can't. 792 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,560 Like, you got to keep eyes on him, right? 793 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,360 No. That's that's another. 794 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,920 One, that's 136. That's that's that little statue 795 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,360 thing. Where I was getting mixed up, 796 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,200 Yeah, Tiger isn't here. Yeah, he's the one. 797 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,760 Yeah, Even if you look at a picture of him. 798 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,480 Yeah, he'll come and hunt you down. 799 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,560 No matter where you're at, he'll he'll hunt you down and there's 800 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,760 no way to stop him. That's how it would start too. 801 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,720 Yeah. And one of you would 802 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,600 accidentally see a picture of him and you'd be like, you got 803 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,360 30. Hours. 804 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:25,400 There's a fan made short film around SCP-96 and it's really 805 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,520 good. Like, yeah. 806 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,360 I only know some of the numbers. SCP-96. 807 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,200 My all time favorite is the Reagan tape, but I don't know if 808 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,040 you could do anything with that. It is. 809 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:45,480 It is 23 minutes long. It is made by Mr. Clay. 810 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,840 This is the SCP one O 6 and it's. 811 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,320 The oh, that's the, that's the dude that can like face your 812 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,560 walls and stuff like that, isn't it? 813 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,600 That's the World War One guy, right? 814 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,440 Yeah, he spawned. Yeah, he spawns out of like mold 815 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,120 and crap. Oh, and so then like so. 816 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,520 See the one with the pocket dimension? 817 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,160 Yes, yeah, he'll pull you in. I am. 818 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,240 I am not the the DM. I'm the director, of course, 819 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,560 yeah. Mr. Director, Sir. 820 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,800 You as the director it gives you like hey this is how you should 821 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,560 use this like SC for your character. 822 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,160 Here is Yep, here's 96. Nice. 823 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,120 Yeah. With sensors head. 824 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,520 And then there's another one in here that I think would be 825 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,840 really fun for you guys to have. It is the. 826 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,200 Surprise you, I was just going to say the plague Dr. Yep. 827 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,720 And then on that same page is zombies can create zombies. 828 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,320 Nice. Yeah, that's right. 829 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,680 I saw a funny one of that earlier today. 830 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:48,160 So it was a like somebody playing a game, but it was like 831 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,400 live action. Yeah. 832 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,960 And this, this necromancer had these two undead with her. 833 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,400 And the lady was like, oh, I need your help. 834 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,800 And she's like, oh, what happened? 835 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,160 She goes, I, I need to, I need revenge for it was like her son 836 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:04,600 and husband had been killed. And so she's like, OK, all 837 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,320 right, well, I'll help you. She's like, OK, great. 838 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,440 And she told her where to go. And it was one of those things, 839 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,320 you know, the NC PS always go off and then you're supposed to 840 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,240 meet him there at the location. And so she's like, meet me here. 841 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,040 And she goes, OK. And so she takes off. 842 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,760 And she had just destroyed her last two undead that she had 843 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,200 with her because it scared the girl. 844 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,440 And so she's like, they were old anyway, you know. 845 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,440 And so then she's looking down at her son and, and husband and 846 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,920 she's like, and then you see her, she shows up later on and, 847 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,960 and the girl says, oh, man, I'm so glad you're here, you know, 848 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,120 OK, so here's what we need to do. 849 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,800 And she turns around and she sees her son and husband there. 850 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,560 And oh, oh, you're alive. And she's like, oh, oh, I didn't 851 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,160 think about this. Oh, this is bad. 852 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,440 They're not really alive. And she's like, she's like, 853 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,720 touch. I, I, I wouldn't touch them. 854 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,080 Oh boy. And she's like, tell them how 855 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,480 much she loves them and everything. 856 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,560 And she's like, yeah, I shouldn't have done this. 857 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,760 And so she just waved her hand and destroyed both of them like 858 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,280 she did before with the other two. 859 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,960 And, and the lady was like, what, what just happened? 860 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,160 Clearly I'm not thinking very well today. 861 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,360 What is this? It was just a YouTube short I 862 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,520 think I saw or something. Either YouTube or Facebook. 863 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,280 One that I'm really excited for you guys to get your hands on 864 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,560 this. This is a object class safe. 865 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,360 OK, it's SCP-662. And is that the A? 866 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,480 It's a silver bell. When you ring it, Mr. Deeds 867 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,680 appear. Anything for you and he'll do 868 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,720 it. Yeah. 869 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,080 Nice, I need that ball. Heck yeah. 870 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,680 Grab the head off something like go, go, go, take that zombie's 871 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,400 head off and he'll just OK, let's go do it for you and bring 872 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,360 it to you. There was. 873 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,800 I was listening to the SCP podcast that I was talking about 874 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,480 on the car ride from Indiana. There was one that I don't 875 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,920 remember what it's called, but the SCP is literally just like a 876 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,920 dude with like blonde hair. You just just an average dude, 877 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:08,920 but his thing is that every at at least once every two weeks, 878 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:13,920 he just he, his body just shifts to another dimension and he's 879 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,400 like, he actually like helps the foundation and stuff like that, 880 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,880 like gather information, like what he saw and stuff like that. 881 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,720 And like he, he asked for like supplies, like a gun. 882 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,560 They're like denied. And then he's like, OK, can I 883 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,440 have a flashlight? And they're like requests 884 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,160 granted. And there was this, there was 885 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,680 this one story involving him. He like went in and it was just 886 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,560 pitch black and there was like breathing all around him, but he 887 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,040 couldn't, he couldn't like feel anything or his flashlight 888 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,480 wasn't working. So when he finally zipped back 889 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:48,200 to like his like home dimension, he was like in a fetal fetal 890 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,840 position. And they're like, it was like 891 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:57,240 request by this SCP. A hug granted. 892 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,040 Nice, no doubt. One that would be a lot of fun 893 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,400 to kind of mess with you guys a little bit is SCP-4 or 1471, but 894 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,160 so essentially. Oh, that's the Hot 1. 895 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,520 Is the hot 1. Yeah, so people make a lot of 896 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,800 this, this Hervey fan art of that. 897 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,960 One really. This one here. 898 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,680 Yeah, it's a. It's a small 9.8 megabyte app 899 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,240 that gets downloaded to your phone and essentially what 900 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:30,280 happens is you'll start getting text messages from a random 901 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,680 number. With pictures. 902 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:34,960 Of places, of places that you were three to six hours ago. 903 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,400 And then and then it starts to get more and more and then it's 904 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,480 like within the next week it's you'll see they'll. 905 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,240 Send you pictures. It'll send you pictures of like 906 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,440 real time where you are. Well, eventually. 907 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,600 A while, yeah, you'll see that mallow. 908 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,120 Corner. What's that? 909 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,600 Yeah. Is his name Mallow? 910 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,200 Yeah, yeah. And then eventually you'll start 911 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,440 seeing them like in the corner of your eye and stuff like that. 912 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,760 Yeah, in real life. Yeah, wow. 913 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,920 That's pretty cool. I don't think it's lethal 914 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,920 either, I think it's literally just to mess with you. 915 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,920 Yeah, it's psychological. It's Euclid and that's the cool 916 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,000 thing. So, and that's what I was 917 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,560 telling Joe yesterday is so these are, they're broken down 918 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,960 into different like obviously classes, but some of them attack 919 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,160 your willpower, some of them attack like your physical 920 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,160 strength. It's like if you're weak on 921 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,880 willpower, you'll be more susceptible to something like 922 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,360 that. So you'll be more likely to go 923 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,360 crazy. Yeah. 924 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,720 There's one where it's literally just a family and it like lands 925 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:34,760 on you or it like flies close to you and it asks you, it asks you 926 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,440 for a wish or something like that. 927 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:42,800 And so, and it's Keter class because the you'll you'll make 928 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,720 the wish and the fly will just die and then you'll get your 929 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,360 wish granted in like a day or something like that. 930 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,040 But then like within a week, you just die in like some horrific 931 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,000 way with no explanation. Yeah. 932 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,760 They're Dang it, they're. Dang it, I. 933 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,400 Really like the list. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun. 934 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,240 I'm very excited for it. There's several. 935 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,480 There's several ones that are like you kind of enter a game 936 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,080 show ish kind of thing and you got to make it through. 937 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,080 I've heard a few of those. Oh, like a Squid Games or 938 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,720 whatever. Pretty much, yeah. 939 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,080 There's, there's at least one of them that are almost exactly 940 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,320 like that. There's one called Laugh is Fun. 941 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,400 Yes. Where you'll start to appear on 942 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,560 a reality show where you're getting pranked, but like 943 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,880 murderous stuff is happening to you. 944 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,840 You'll die. And they're like laugh is fun. 945 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,560 It's. Pretty fun. 946 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,480 There's like a the couple clown ones too that are pretty. 947 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,240 Yeah. It's like Bongo the clown or 948 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,720 something like that. Yeah, I remember there's I 949 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:39,720 remember there's one it's it's neutral realized because they I 950 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,800 think it either killed itself or something like that. 951 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,240 But it was like 4 clowns and they were all like friends but. 952 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,600 Oh yeah. I I don't remember there was 953 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,680 like a certain like caretaker and he just like killed them and 954 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,320 then they they killed the caretaker. 955 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,200 Dang it, I don't remember. There was a scary clown to come 956 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:58,680 after me.