1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,520 Danny. Why are you? 2 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,040 Wearing a boot on your head, Joe? 3 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,520 I can smash a whole room, Alex. He's got me chained to the. 4 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,800 Wall I can't get out. Bob, I have almost hit I don't 5 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:13,000 know how many people Cheddar. I cut my own brake lines. 6 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,960 Under the Table and Z&D posted weekly on the Main Menu podcast. 7 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:34,280 The Main Menu Podcast presents. You trying to get out before 8 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,280 December? I'm trying to get out before 9 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,560 more of my stuff gets stolen. That'll help. 10 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,160 Yeah. Yeah, I know what happened. 11 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,640 Yeah, listeners don't. No. 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,320 Maybe one of the listeners did it. 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,920 Maybe. They jacked your PS five man. 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,240 Yeah, I know it was you. I know you're listening right 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,280 now. It was. 16 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,720 Lenny. Yeah, Lenny. 17 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,320 It was Lenny. He knows their situation. 18 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:01,400 I've I've I've really just had the worst luck these past like 19 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,360 couple months. Holy cow, it's. 20 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,480 Just a series of unfortunate events. 21 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,520 It's not much he could have done, you know? 22 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,640 It's just a streak of bad luck, officer. 23 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,640 Understandable. Have a nice day is what I would 24 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,960 say. Understandable. 25 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:21,720 No, I've so you know how the last time we got we got together 26 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:26,280 on the podcast, we we talked about like pet peeves and stuff 27 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,120 like that. We sure did. 28 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,080 I have I have another suggestion of what we could talk about. 29 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,800 OK. Is video game, is video game 30 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:41,720 related is basically we hold our own like game awards like like 31 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,160 we go through and we talk about like our like top three games, 32 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:51,000 our favorite game of the year, what we're like super hyped for 33 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,560 OK and then all. The rest of us take a dookie on 34 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,720 it. I wasn't. 35 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,480 Why is everything going to be controversial? 36 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,520 It's it's what we. Do here we? 37 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,440 Are the main men? The Main Men it's yeah, we do. 38 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,560 And yeah, we are changing our name to the Main Men podcast now 39 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,880 I like to do to a six year old girl. 40 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,440 I like it. I think we are the main men and 41 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:18,200 everybody else so are supporting characters. 42 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,440 So like do are all of us the main characters then? 43 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,320 Or how does that work? Yeah, it's like Friends. 44 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,840 We're Seinfeld. I was about to say Big Bang 45 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,280 Theory, but Sheldon was is really the main character in 46 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,600 that one. Yeah, pretty much. 47 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,480 Yeah, His he got paid a lot more. 48 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:37,600 An an astonishingly amount more. Yeah, holy cow. 49 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:43,360 Because I think like in, in like total, like the entire like main 50 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,960 cast was paid like 20 million or something. 51 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,880 Like, no, it was like 80 million throughout the entire show. 52 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,160 And while Jim Parsons, who plays Sheldon, got paid like 100 53 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,000 million by himself. Just by himself. 54 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,800 That's insane. Yeah, even the girl. 55 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,840 I think she's at least next. Kaylee Coco. 56 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:03,720 Coco. Coco. 57 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,600 Coco. Coco. 58 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,760 Yeah, I don't. I never. 59 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,560 I just say Coco. It's easier even though she's 60 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,760 white, but yeah, she had to been this the second highest. 61 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,720 None of the other guys really did anything. 62 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,000 I like that show though. A lot of a lot of people thought 63 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 it was annoying. I thought. 64 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,480 As a kid, it was a good like, like bench show where you could 65 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:28,560 just like sit down and watch it. And I will like a lot of people 66 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,960 say it wasn't that funny. I thought that some scenes were 67 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,600 hilarious. Oh yeah, I think so. 68 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,640 I still do. Not much of A sitcom guy anymore 69 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,840 though. Yeah, I got a taste of like an 70 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,120 actual funny show. It's Always Sunny in 71 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,280 Philadelphia. Yeah, classic. 72 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,920 Yeah. Is a good one. 73 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,560 That is a clap. That's a real good one. 74 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,840 That is a real good one. That's a man. 75 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,400 That's what men of culture watch. 76 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,880 That's what the main men watch Always Sunny. 77 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:58,760 And it's basically us. We basically own a bar, which is 78 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:04,600 this podcast, and we destroy it. OK, so who? 79 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,800 Who's who then at this point? Because there is five of us. 80 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,560 I'm definitely Charlie. You're definitely Charlie. 81 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,280 Wait, no, I think Danny's Charlie. 82 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,920 No, Danny's Frank. Danny's Frank, yeah. 83 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:21,640 I hope he's listening to work and. 84 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,760 He's like, I think I I'm either Mac. 85 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,360 I'm either Mac or D in my opinion. 86 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,960 D. Yeah, yeah, you're the girl. 87 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,800 The woman. The woman. 88 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,680 Oh, the. Reasonable one. 89 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,880 What's what's his name? Yeah. 90 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,600 Dennis, that's that's Bob. That's Bob. 91 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,400 Yeah, I can see it. Definitely 100%. 92 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,200 And then no, Alex is Mac because he's the good looking one. 93 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,560 Have a soundboard for that. Let me have your babies 94 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,880 soundboard Bunny. Yeah, as soon as I heard that at 95 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,000 work, I immediately texted you saying that needs to be a 96 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,360 soundboard. And it already was in my head. 97 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,400 Hey, boys. Yeah, let's go. 98 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:14,160 Yeah, what up, baby? Does that one go through? 99 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,400 That one definitely goes through every time. 100 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,440 Oh yeah? What up, baby? 101 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,760 That's a lot better than what I did last week. 102 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,880 What'd you do last week? Oh me. 103 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,480 Oh, I understand that entirely the wrong time. 104 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,680 You entered at the right time, yeah. 105 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,680 Yeah, I did. Well, I entered at the right 106 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,520 time, but I ended in clapping and I should have been clapping 107 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,400 with something. Oh, last week, yeah. 108 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,640 The two weeks ago at this point. True. 109 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,200 Yeah, correct. Yeah, it was. 110 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,320 It was a holiday week last week, so. 111 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,840 Yeah, I forgot about that. Even though Thanksgiving just 112 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,560 passed 2 days ago. Right. 113 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,800 Yeah, it's Thanksgiving week. Who we kidding? 114 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,040 Yeah, I hope no one worked Friday or Saturday. 115 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,960 I did like I used to do. I I worked at McDonald's and I 116 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,920 had to work through Thanksgiving and Black Friday. 117 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,800 Man, that sucks. Literally, literally, it was 118 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,120 just time and a half. That's it. 119 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,720 Disgusting. The only the only day we had 120 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,760 guaranteed off was Christmas Day. 121 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,200 Christmas Eve for some reason is like the one of the busiest days 122 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,880 of the year for some reason. Weird. 123 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,240 Why 'cause? I don't know, the last second 124 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:33,000 shopping and yeah, they want to grab something, you know, 125 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:39,800 disgusting to rot their gut. Easter is pretty is pretty busy 126 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,360 as well. Groundhog Day surprisingly 127 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,640 slammed. Yeah. 128 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,760 Groundhog Day is Lenny's birthday. 129 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,400 I don't have a soundboard for that. 130 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:54,480 That's cool though. I saw the gears coming. 131 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,720 That's cool though, yeah. That just makes it easy to 132 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,920 remember. I I hope it is slammed then. 133 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,160 That's. That's everybody getting a 134 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,560 mixer, honestly. Yeah, I'm also. 135 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:12,280 Be like nicer places. So with my work, Easter, we 136 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,640 don't get like Easter like Good Friday or is it Good Monday on 137 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,360 that one? It's not a good Monday. 138 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,160 Or. No, not that. 139 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,240 That's not a thing. Usually if a weekend, if a 140 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,600 holiday falls on the weekend, we get like that Friday or Monday 141 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,680 off. And apparently Easter is not 142 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:33,640 considered a national holiday. And I was like, oh, so it's only 143 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,200 national holidays that we get off. 144 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,720 And I'm like what? Yeah, I I don't get Good Friday 145 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:42,760 off either. So we have a whole stretch from 146 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,480 New Year's all the way to Memorial Day without a single 147 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,800 holiday off. Yeah, that's when, that's when 148 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,840 I, you have to use most of my PTO. 149 00:07:53,440 --> 00:08:00,520 And then I have from like 5 days from June to December because 150 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:06,280 ours resets in January. Our our company is being sold. 151 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,520 I guess what? That could be good. 152 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,360 That could be good or bad. The bio Division I, well, 153 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,840 hopefully it's good. It should be. 154 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,240 Hopefully like are they like moving shop or are they like 155 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,160 shutting down or something? So they. 156 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,680 Just bought our. Worldwide, they're they're 157 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,240 worldwide company. They're they have their finger. 158 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,960 And so their their four main groups are are food, 159 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,760 entertainment, the bio and and health industry. 160 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,440 That's almost all of the industries. 161 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:38,480 Yeah, well, this is what I was told when I got back from deer 162 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,159 watching. Didn't see any deer out in the 163 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,600 the woods, by the way. Dang it, did you check the 164 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,160 highway on that? They were all along the highway, 165 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:46,840 dude. They know where. 166 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,640 To go. Love him. 167 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,400 Love him to death. I just wanted to pet him, You 168 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,760 know, I even told a couple of them that. 169 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,880 Yeah. Almost convinced my brother, 170 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:58,200 almost convinced a doe to to hop in the back of the truck. 171 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,440 He's like, come here. We'll, we'll, we'll take you and 172 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,360 show you a good time. And she kind of like, looked 173 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,400 and, like, squinted at the back of the truck, like she was 174 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,000 thinking about it for a second. And she looked at her baby and 175 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,960 she's like, Nah, I can't. I got a baby. 176 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,640 You know I can't do that anymore. 177 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,920 Yeah, yeah. She left that life behind. 178 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,600 Yeah. Good for her, Good for her. 179 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,280 Yeah, I guess. That was that was irresponsible 180 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,000 human female. She would take that no second 181 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,200 chance. No second chance. 182 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,160 So I, I get back to find out that our, they're selling our 183 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:31,040 bio division because our bio division is doing too well and 184 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:36,280 they want to focus, I know they want to focus on, on the 185 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:39,880 entertainment and food industry and, and get that going in 186 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,920 their, their company better. So it's like that's. 187 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,400 Kind of weird. It doesn't make sense, but so 188 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:50,280 you're going to start shifting from bio to like TV's and stuff 189 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,920 like that. No, Oh no, they want to, they 190 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,640 want to sell our, our, the entire, the entire bio division, 191 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,720 which is huge. It's a, it's AI think it's a, a 192 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:03,040 $4 billion purchase or something that they're they're looking to 193 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,400 get for it. If it's doing the best, I sell 194 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,440 it. That's so weird. 195 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:11,600 Don't ask me, man, that I did. These people do not make sense 196 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,360 to me. Or they're handing it off to 197 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,200 like a bigger branch or something. 198 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,720 It could because. That's it has to be what it is. 199 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:23,400 Really strange things like they, they help out competitors, you 200 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,200 know, competitor needs something and they like, they like help 201 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,200 them out, you know, like Mr. Nice Guy and I don't know, it's 202 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,440 just kind of weird. Like I get that and, and I'm for 203 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,920 that, but like the same time, it's just the way they do 204 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,760 business is weird, you know, without saying too much, but 205 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,560 yeah, so hopefully it's a good thing. 206 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,400 You know, everybody else is freaking out. 207 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:45,480 Our, the, the group that I work for, we've been not bought out 208 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,920 per SE, but like before, but like we have. 209 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,280 So like to us, it isn't a big deal. 210 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,600 We assume that things are going to continue to pretty much. 211 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,960 Businesses usually. Are yeah. 212 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,120 So hopefully somebody that wants to continue to do the same thing 213 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:03,440 that we've been doing will will come in and purchase things and 214 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,160 say keep doing what you've been doing that's. 215 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,880 That's that's usually how it goes. 216 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,520 Yeah, yeah. That's what we're hoping for. 217 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,160 That's, I mean, they've done, there's a another company here 218 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,480 in Fort Dobbs that gets, I don't think it's, I think it's been a 219 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,440 while, but they've been bought and sold like, Oh my goodness, 220 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,880 since we've lived here. Oh, is it Arby's? 221 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:23,400 I I think it's Arby's. Yeah, I'm thinking Arby's go for 222 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,440 the beef and cheddar right now that. 223 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:31,800 Didn't sound terrible so. Yeah, our, our company, our 224 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:37,480 location, we sold all of our surrounding fields to either 225 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:42,480 different companies or whatever. And one, and one of our managers 226 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,920 who is, we call him the field op. 227 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,760 He's the guy that usually like goes out into the that's his 228 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,040 like main job is to like go out into the fields, make sure that 229 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,800 like everything's OK, document everything and all that. 230 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,600 He always has a piece of wheat in his mouth too, doesn't he? 231 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,880 No, it's more more like chewing tobacco, but you know. 232 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,400 Oh, OK, that's almost the same thing. 233 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:10,480 Potato, potato, potato. Yeah, and for some reason, he 234 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,240 likes me a lot because I go out and help in the fields with him 235 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,080 and then me and him are the ones that stay behind every single 236 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,240 night to like, try to pop more numbers out. 237 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:27,960 And there you go. He, he got me in like a private 238 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,600 talk type of thing where he was like, yeah, usually when 239 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,720 companies sell their fields, that means that they're planning 240 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,360 on shutting it down within a few years. 241 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,520 So I would start looking for another place to work. 242 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,680 And I was like, what? How they're they're going to 243 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:44,960 shut us down even though we've been #1 #2 for production and 244 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,360 yields for the past like 5-10 years. 245 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,520 It's the numbers. Name. 246 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,080 Yeah. Doesn't make any sense. 247 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:55,440 I'm assuming what if we re if we reach a certain threshold below 248 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,240 like our yearly goal for like packaging and stuff like that, 249 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:04,520 they will just pull the plug, shut us down and I'm just like, 250 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,720 well, they better give me better give me unemployment. 251 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,000 Oh yeah, that that goes. That goes without saying. 252 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,280 I think it. Does, yeah. 253 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,600 And it's very unionized. So yeah, I would assume so. 254 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,960 I. Just I. 255 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,000 Just hope. So, you know, I'm getting older 256 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,120 and, and I'm, I've, I've worked for a probably, I think a dozen 257 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,840 different companies in my lifetime and. 258 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,640 Oh yeah. I'm ready to not do that anymore 259 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,320 as I'm especially so more than anything. 260 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,480 And like we all of us kind of expressed with each other, the 261 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,800 all the guys I work with, you know, Lenny and Matt and and 262 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,480 Laci, you know, we all said like, you know, that's the big 263 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,960 thing. Like we don't want to like going 264 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,640 to work for another place or whatever, another company, 265 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,600 whatever, we'll figure that out. But like, we really don't want 266 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,920 to stop working with each other. I've, I've never worked with, 267 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,760 with a group quite like this. I've had some some that were 268 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,880 really close, but I work with a really good group of people and 269 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,120 I really don't want to lose that but. 270 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:01,760 Yeah, I with this, with these Co workers that I have I, I, I 271 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,960 really like them. One of them is literally my best 272 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,440 friend and his dad. So we get to have a lot of fun 273 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,640 around there. And then the other person that 274 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:15,160 I'm moving in with from that work, me and him like get along 275 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,400 really, really well as well. That's good, man. 276 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,760 That's, that's a, that's a big deal, you know, because work is 277 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,680 work generally isn't very fun, you know, no matter what you're 278 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,240 doing. Work is work. 279 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,280 But if you can spend it with somebody that you enjoy spending 280 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,080 time with, at least while you're there, you know, and have fun 281 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,920 while you're doing it and get your work done safely, yeah, 282 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,000 that's great. Something about a camaraderie, 283 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,200 about a particularly bad job even. 284 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,320 Sometimes you get better camaraderie, but. 285 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,840 Camaraderie. Camaraderie. 286 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,240 Like, like doing this podcast sucks, you know? 287 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,640 But yeah. We get to do with you guys, so 288 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,080 that makes it better I. Don't know you felt like that 289 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:58,920 but OK. As soon as soon as we get a 290 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,160 shift change, he hates it here. Yeah. 291 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,560 I hate it here. We got to we got to have like AB 292 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,000 team or something like that. We are. 293 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,160 That's me. We are the B team. 294 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:24,760 Yeah. Oh man. 295 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,320 Oh, I think I remember what he was talking about. 296 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,520 He was like talking about a movie where the, the the the 297 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,400 lady was like having like stomach issues and she like 298 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,880 sneezed and like painted the whole from the wall behind her 299 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,160 just brown. I cannot even remember the name 300 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,680 of that movie, but I've seen that. 301 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,560 I've seen the scene. Oh my soul. 302 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,080 What's wrong? Nothing or. 303 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:59,840 Oh. Man till and it was like a like, 304 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,360 I feel like it was like a first date kind of thing too, if I 305 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,120 remember. That's really funny if that's 306 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,360 the first date thing. I think it was something like 307 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,000 that because they were they were on a date that that much I know 308 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,040 because Lenny's the one that told me about it. 309 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:16,040 And then like we looked it up on YouTube and it's like, Oh my 310 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:20,280 just so listeners just look up, look up something like sneeze 311 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,400 and and spraying a spray in a bathtub wall or something. 312 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,800 You'll probably find it pretty, pretty easy. 313 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,600 It's it's incredible. All right, I got it. 314 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,720 Hold on. You got it. 315 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,480 I'll look it up so that the listeners don't have to. 316 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,720 There you go, that a boy. I will screw up my YouTube 317 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:41,200 algorithm. Lady sneezes and poops. 318 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,640 There it is. There it is. 319 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,800 It is called hall pass sneezing scene. 320 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,600 Yep. Hall Pass. 321 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,600 Hall Pass. That diarrhea scene, 2011. 322 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,320 Yep. So Hall, so Hall Pass I that's 323 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,560 one of those movies that I wanted to watch just because of 324 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:01,000 that scene, you know, get the full context. 325 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,640 Yeah, that's that old scene is crazy. 326 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,960 I'm going to I'm going to take this a step further. 327 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,079 I think I feel a little better. What scene is it? 328 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,680 It's called hall pass sneezing scene. 329 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,359 Yeah, so it's on here. I'll just I'll copy and paste it 330 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:24,440 into means I got it here. So unfortunately it's not 331 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,280 streaming for free anywhere. Dang but you. 332 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:32,680 You can purchase it for 4 bucks at YouTube, Apple TV, Amazon 333 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:37,200 Prime, Fandango at Home which used to be Voodoo, and Google 334 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:41,880 Play. No, no, that's hilarious. 335 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:45,080 No, no, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 336 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,360 One of the comments on this video says RIP the taxi seat. 337 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,080 Yeah, it was. It was something I know. 338 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,680 Screwed fluff at the end something, geez. 339 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,680 That's absolutely. Hilarious. 340 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,800 Oh, it's terrible. I feel bad for her. 341 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,000 That just knocks you down a few peg after that, I'm sorry. 342 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,240 I want that to happen to me honestly. 343 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,440 You don't know, you don't know. Me. 344 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,040 You don't know. I don't. 345 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,200 Know maybe it would endear. You. 346 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,720 Oh, I know. I. 347 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,480 Mean, we all know that you don't know having feelings, but why 348 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,200 don't you know now? Like now, like she's had this 349 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,240 like if she knew what was going on, I mean, because she's going 350 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,560 to figure it out. I mean, because you're going to 351 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,800 smell something in a minute. But I never got your number. 352 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,600 Yeah, like. Like, you're going to feel bad. 353 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,440 I would feel bad for her, you know? 354 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:41,160 I would too. I would laugh my butt off I, I 355 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,640 and she and she didn't know what was going on and she just start 356 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,680 sees me start bursting out laughing and like probably 357 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,760 rolling on the floor. Yeah. 358 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,240 She's going to be like super confused. 359 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,480 I think when you're in the heat of battle, then I don't. 360 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,960 I don't know if it's funny. I think it's funny after. 361 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,560 What do you mean battle? Yeah, I think you know. 362 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,120 Oh, OK. There in the moment, in the 363 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:08,120 trenches, down, down with it. No, I think I would still I I 364 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,800 think I would still burst out laughing. 365 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,320 I still I have to watch this stuff. 366 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,760 That's terrible. It's been a minute since I've 367 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,040 seen it. I hate it. 368 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,720 I got to say as this is on topic, but Mr. Master, after I 369 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,880 left your house on Thanksgiving, yeah, the my toilet was full 370 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,560 now. Hopefully your belly was too. 371 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,800 Because there was a lot of food, there was a lot of food, a lot 372 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,840 of good. I didn't even get to try Danny's 373 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,440 Mac and cheese that he made. Oh, that's now. 374 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,600 See, that's what I would have wanted to try. 375 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,480 If you would have tried Danny's Mac and cheese, that probably 376 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,240 would have bound everything together and made it either be 377 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,520 better. Or minding. 378 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:54,840 So I after that first, play our God. 379 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,200 There's so much food I got. I got to eat this cheesecake 380 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,760 though. The cheesecakes look good and I 381 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:04,160 and I'm struggling to eat the cheesecake that's fair and under 382 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:08,360 this this cheesecake is so good. I love me a cheesecake. 383 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,720 Oh. Heck yeah. 384 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,320 I might power through just for the cheesecake. 385 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,440 I have before. Yeah, I have. 386 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,640 You don't feel good after. That's what I did, yeah. 387 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,520 So you did like. Jello. 388 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,680 Except it's like thicker. You know, there's always room 389 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,400 for jello. Well, there's always a little 390 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,000 room for cheesecake. I think it, I think it just 391 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,720 tastes like cheesecake. I don't understand what you're 392 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,000 talking about. No, no, no. 393 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,480 So like jello, there's always the there's saying goes. 394 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,920 There's always room for jello, and there is, because jello 395 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,080 turns to liquid, but Jello shots. 396 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,240 Cheesecake, not so much. But there's always room for it, 397 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,720 in my opinion, at least a little. 398 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,400 I have jello on the outside of my body. 399 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,760 There you go. Yeah, right on my belly. 400 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,760 A. Whole half an ounce right there, 401 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,640 joy. You're going to make me flashy. 402 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,240 I got 30 lbs of jello on my tummy. 403 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,960 You. Made me flashy with my my dad 404 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,520 gut. You don't want to see that. 405 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,840 Yes, I do. You don't want to see that. 406 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,440 I'll do it see mine next time we go camping. 407 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,640 I'm. Showing if Cheddar does it, I'll 408 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,160 do it. I'm going to walk around. 409 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,160 I'm going to walk around without a. 410 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,680 That looks muscular though at the same time, what? 411 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,160 Do you mean muscular? There's something in there, 412 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,560 there's there's muscle in there. You didn't see this? 413 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,080 You didn't see this buried under the fat you. 414 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,160 Didn't see the side profile. It's it's less flattering. 415 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,320 Yeah. All right. 416 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,680 Here it is all. Right here we go. 417 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,320 Yeah. Oh yes, you are getting a little 418 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,280 bit of a gut. I saw you suck it in. 419 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,480 I saw you suck it in. I saw. 420 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:37,280 You suck it in. That's what I have to do. 421 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,680 I suck it in. Oh, I heard it. 422 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,600 OK, I suck it in, baby. Yeah, what up, baby? 423 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,920 Do. Here's the thing, I've been 424 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,640 skinny. I've been skinny my whole life. 425 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,720 And then I had, I got married and had a kid and that just 426 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,120 happened. So you've been tabloism. 427 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:54,640 It's just like, you know what we're going on strike and screw 428 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,080 you and we'll, we'll never come back. 429 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,440 Well. For me. 430 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:02,640 When puberty hit, when puberty hit my my weight just it just 431 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,680 skyrocketed. I looked great in puberty, but, 432 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,040 well, it's after you get married. 433 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,320 You've got, you've got. You know, age catches up with 434 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,600 you. That's that's the first thing 435 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,520 and eventually everyone's metabolism begins to slow down. 436 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,280 I think I didn't pay workers enough in my factory. 437 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,160 So the other aspect of it and and Danny has certain if he was 438 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,880 here, he could certainly attest to this. 439 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,920 You have what's known at you, you develop what's known as the 440 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,920 dad bod. And here's the reason for the 441 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,040 dad bod, right? So our parents, I mean, I don't 442 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,200 know about yours, but mine in particular, the big thing was 443 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,760 you don't waste food, right? Because food costs money. 444 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,560 I'm paying money for this. I don't want it to go to waste. 445 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:49,400 So as as when you have children and you know that you give them 446 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,680 what you feel like is enough because you don't want them to 447 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,600 be hungry, right? As a good parent, they 448 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,960 ultimately almost never eat everything you put on their 449 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,080 plate or anything that they put on their plate. 450 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,080 Sam was a big one for that. His eyes were always, always, 451 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,960 always bigger than his stomach. Always. 452 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,840 And then with my daughter. Yeah. 453 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,600 And then they get done and like, I'm full, I can't either. 454 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:16,000 The bite, they whine, they cry and you're like, fine here, I'll 455 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,800 have to eat it. I've giggled as I've watched 456 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,200 Danny do it because. You got to eat it. 457 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,280 Right, because you don't want to waste it. 458 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,480 So you're eating and you're already full because you ate. 459 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,600 You ate faster than. Them you had a, you had a full 460 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,360 meal. Yeah, so then you eat yours and 461 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,120 then part of theirs. And it's no wonder that you 462 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,680 begin to gain weight, get a belly and a double and a triple 463 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,640 chin. And you know, you got the, you 464 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,240 got the Bible, my arm, you know which I don't have any more, 465 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,400 but. Yeah, I. 466 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,440 Don't know, let's see if I can get it. 467 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,920 Nah, it's too so muscular. If I have a dad bod but I don't 468 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,600 have a kid, what does that make me? 469 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,720 What? What do I have? 470 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,360 Am I just fat? It it just means you like to eat 471 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,440 like me. Yeah. 472 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,320 I don't have. I don't have. 473 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,160 Well, I mean. That's a nice way of saying that 474 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,240 I'm fat. No, it just means you like no. 475 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,120 Yeah. And I'm fat. 476 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,880 I'll admit I'm fat. Chicks like the dad bod. 477 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,480 You know some do. Not the dad bod is the dad bod 478 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,200 is emerging because you have to be, you have to have a little 479 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,640 bit of a gut, but you have to be somewhat muscular still, which 480 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,680 you are. Both. 481 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,680 You are. Yeah, absolutely. 482 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,280 I think all all of us here are. Yeah, absolutely. 483 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:27,840 Because a lot of the time, the gym Bros and the six pack, it's 484 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,160 intimidating for a lot of girls, is what I hear. 485 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,840 That's the science behind it. Back underneath the keg. 486 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,360 I'm gonna find it. So you know, and what it so. 487 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,640 I'm gonna drink that way. I have I have a six pack in the 488 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,400 fridge. In the back of the fridge. 489 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,720 And Joey, this is where you have to be careful, Cheddar. 490 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,520 This is where you would definitely have to be careful as 491 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,560 you get older and you get that dad bod. 492 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,560 You have got to be careful of Cougars because Cougars aren't 493 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,680 looking for the that that is like. 494 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,320 Bod, I'm listening. What are you talking about? 495 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,640 This is my dream be. Careful. 496 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,280 Maybe you want a cougar, but but he does. 497 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,760 I mean, if you do, then great. I hope you find a cougar. 498 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:11,960 But Cougars, they're a mixed bag, but they see the dad bod 499 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,520 and they see stability. See, you know, see, I think 500 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,320 that's a weirdo who's all about himself. 501 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:21,440 And I got to get to the gym so I can work out and look good. 502 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,640 They see when they see a dad, they see, oh, he has a good job, 503 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,720 he's stable, he eats well. That means he's going to be all 504 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,560 those things for me. I want that. 505 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,120 And sometimes Cougars, oh, buddy, get their mixed bag. 506 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,000 They can be good. They can be really clingy. 507 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,080 I've heard stories. They got a lot of. 508 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,240 Bags if there's I know, I know at times our listener base has 509 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,320 been larger. Ladies, if any of your Cougars, 510 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,800 I'm not hating on you. I think Cougars are great and 511 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,400 wonderful. I personally. 512 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:53,360 If you're a cougar, hit me up. Yeah, my number is. 515 cougar 513 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,440 find me on discord. At Zeno Cheddar, look up 514 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,400 Cheddar. Cheddar looking for a cougar? 515 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,280 Slide into my. DMS yeah, slide into Cheddar's. 516 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:08,880 DMS and I need a gamer mommy. Someone to make me hot? 517 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,520 Pockets while I'm playing Call of Duty, yeah, Yeah, you know. 518 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,320 Yeah. Even better. 519 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,920 Awesome. I need someone. 520 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,880 Who knows who knows how to work an oven to put pizza rolls in? 521 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,080 That's what you need, Cheddar. I want that for you. 522 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,840 That would I I. Want that too, I've always 523 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,160 wondered. What that would be like to have 524 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,080 a? To have a. 525 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,080 Gaming wife, you know, like she's right there next to me, 526 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,480 gaming with me. It's out there. 527 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,320 It's out there I've I've never. Seen it, Ask me. 528 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,600 I've heard of it. Yeah, no. 529 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,920 It it's not for me, it's true, I guess. 530 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,960 I guess. I guess, I guess Mariah, she 531 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,720 games, so yeah. I don't think, I don't know. 532 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,800 If they play the same games though, I've tried. 533 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,920 Overwatch. I've tried teaching. 534 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,280 I've tried teaching Alexis to game, Yeah. 535 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,840 No good. Or good it's it's. 536 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,200 Fun. It's fun. 537 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,920 What do you mean you don't know how to? 538 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,680 Run. You just push in the joystick. 539 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,040 Yeah, I. Tend to just turn into full 540 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,600 teacher mode and then I don't get to enjoy as much of what I'm 541 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,440 doing, which purpose of me sitting there is to enjoy, you 542 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,200 know, what I'm doing. Yeah, but. 543 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,960 I mean if she eventually comes along with you and enjoys, I 544 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,800 think it would I. Think it would come with time? 545 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,080 Yeah. So like. 546 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:24,960 We have done like board games, you know, like Monopoly and, and 547 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,520 when I see, and I mean digitally, I mean, that's like I 548 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,480 oh, Monopoly breaks up families. I wouldn't. 549 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,680 Recommend. OK, so. 550 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:35,560 Digital monopoly is much better because it's faster, it works 551 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,160 better. You don't have to take all the 552 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,280 time setting up and all that stuff, but we've played like, 553 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:46,000 yeah, what a baby. We played Mario. 554 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,680 Party and stuff like that before you know so I mean there's stuff 555 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,680 to be played on on, you know, digitally. 556 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,880 Yeah, I get. That I don't have much. 557 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,920 I don't have any two player games, you know? 558 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,640 You know what? We should. 559 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,080 We should. Host it. 560 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:06,280 For me. Get all the Cougars on here I'm. 561 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,920 Torrent that's. A terrible. 562 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,800 Idea we can make it like a a dating game episode or 563 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,120 something. Yeah, they'll they'll call. 564 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:18,240 In Hey, what up, Danny? Hey, what up? 565 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,640 What up? Park Boys. 566 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,200 Walter. Walter, roll the head, Walter. 567 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,120 Damn, son. Where'd you find this? 568 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,560 What's? The new one. 569 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,960 I hope I. Hope you guys are OK with it. 570 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,240 OK, All right, never mind. I love it. 571 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320 Go ahead. What? 572 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,840 No, it's. Fine, don't worry. 573 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,520 About it, I'm OK. No, I'm OK. 574 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,640 I'm Danny. I'm sorry. 575 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,600 No, it's fine. I'm sorry. 576 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,000 Danny, I'm, I'm very sorry. I'm sorry. 577 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:57,520 I'm sorry. I sorry, I'm sorry. 578 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,600 No, the the the lady that I'm talking to Victoria. 579 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He asked. 580 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:07,040 If she can like call me while because she doesn't understand 581 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,360 how like the map works and all that so she kind of wanted to 582 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,600 see it, sure. So she's not. 583 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,680 She hasn't called me yet, but I'll have a Airpod in one ear so 584 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,160 I can, Yeah. So if you guys are OK with that, 585 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,480 yeah, live on the. Air. 586 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,640 Hell yeah. Nice. 587 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,040 Wait. Wait, is she gonna join? 588 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,040 Us on the discord No like she'll. 589 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,360 She'll call me like on FaceTime. Oh Dang it. 590 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,680 OK, she doesn't. She doesn't want. 591 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,760 To see her discord. I don't think Elvis. 592 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,840 In there we have the 9, the 9 layers of Lenny Hell on the 593 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,240 well, that and all the all the. All the Judy. 594 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:45,160 Yeah, there's that, Lenny, the. Sex God let me. 595 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,280 Like just let me get a couple months in for doing this, you 596 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,280 know? Yeah. 597 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,640 Don't establish a. Foundation. 598 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,320 Yeah, I don't want to. Overexpose. 599 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,800 Yeah. Then you show her. 600 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,560 The basement then. Yeah. 601 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,840 Then the introduction to the discord happened. 602 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,560 The. Basement possibly chased her 603 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,960 away. What not what No, I'm all. 604 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,640 For it. Does she like the Z&D or the 605 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,880 Utts more so? She's into the Utts are easier 606 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,120 for her to understand. If you're listening to this, I'm 607 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,000 sorry. I'm I'm probably stepping on 608 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,040 your foot. Yeah, I'm sorry, but it's under 609 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,000 the tables are easier for her to understand, I think just because 610 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,480 it's like just us rambling and talking. 611 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:33,040 Yeah, so and she's like she's listening to the to the Z and 612 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,440 DS, but I think without seeing like the visual representation 613 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,840 and not being like exposed to it before, it's probably slightly 614 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,880 confusing. Expose her, Daniel. 615 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,640 Exposed to her, I'm still not. Expose yourself. 616 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:50,880 I'm used to stepping past roll 20 for us and I, I've noticed 617 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,520 just you saying that like, I, I looking back, I realized I'm 618 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,520 still not trying to describe this for the listeners like I 619 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,240 should and like, you know, like. I like how to explain like if 620 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,960 you've never made. Modifiers and all that other. 621 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,680 Kind of stuff, yeah. That can be hard to because you 622 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,320 need to know D and DA. Little bit, yeah, it helps. 623 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,040 I mean, it helps, which we've learned a little bit just 624 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,680 through playing, yeah. Well, for. 625 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,000 I would think that she would need to understand the basis. 626 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,960 Like if she goes into like 5E we do way different stuff than 5E 627 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,800 and 5E is like oh sorry way more complicated than there she is. 628 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,600 Gay yay. We do, boys. 629 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,000 That is so awesome. But like. 630 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,400 Blushing stuff. Hot. 631 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,920 In here now, which one is the cheddar? 632 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:46,000 Which ones you should cheddar you should have her guess on. 633 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,600 Which one is cheddar? Yeah, alright. 634 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,720 Take it. Take a guess which which ones 635 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,440 Cheddar. Bottom. 636 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,600 Bottom. Left Who's? 637 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,520 Bottom left. Who's bottom left on your? 638 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,240 Screen I got that. Cheese looked. 639 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,000 I'm bottom left on my screen. Yeah, you're bottom left on my. 640 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,200 Screen too, Joe. Yeah. 641 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,480 I'm more pepper Jack. Though you were you. 642 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,800 Were right in the direction. Yeah, yeah. 643 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,320 Bottom right, Yeah. Is it? 644 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:19,800 Bottom right. That's. 645 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:28,840 Wicked, the orange guy, the orange cheese MAGA. 646 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:36,000 MAGA yummy looking guy. In the upper left. 647 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,640 You sucking on that death stick I saw? 648 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:45,080 Yeah, we saw out of his mouth. No. 649 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,080 Cheddar just took a big. Old hit of a vape, vaping and. 650 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,320 It's probably Unicorn. Poop flavored EB vaping. 651 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,880 It's just menthol. It's menthol straight. 652 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,520 Menthol. It's just straight menthol. 653 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,960 I I put. Peppermint in there and just 654 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,080 started smoking it, yeah. Chases away the evil. 655 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,880 Spirit I put I put farts. Peppermint. 656 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,680 Scares away the spiders. The spiders. 657 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:18,640 And the crippling depression now. 658 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,800 That now that everyone's here, I was talking to Joey about this, 659 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,960 but we should I want to. It doesn't have to be this one. 660 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:31,880 There is a a topic that I think that would go good as an UTT, if 661 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:37,320 it's like a special or like next weeks or whatever about our top 662 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,160 games, like our own like game award show, like we go through 663 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,560 and we talk about like top three games that we played this year 664 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,240 or something like that, I'd be for it. 665 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,680 I've not played a lot. Of different listeners need to 666 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,840 know. My gaming library, yeah. 667 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,480 Furry Hitler. 1. Furry Simulator 2. 668 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,520 Furry Hitler 2. Followed by Furry Hitler 2 669 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,600 followed. By Furry Hitler. 1. 670 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:06,480 And then the open beta for Furry Hitler 3. 671 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,400 The multiplayer. Beta. 672 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,760 Yeah, Joey and I. Have been like dabbling in that 673 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,320 a little bit I I personally just. 674 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:25,719 Proceed back to Tears of the Kingdom and I've been with that. 675 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,520 Again. Yeah, before it, I have some 676 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,159 gaming things that make me angry. 677 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,480 There's always things. Controversial to make me angry. 678 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,960 I like. Being angry, OK, I like renting. 679 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,719 It just made me. So angry about what all? 680 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,960 Right. So I'm in Walmart, right? 681 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,199 OK. And it's the day after. 682 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:46,000 Black Friday. So you know, it's Maroon 683 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,840 Saturday. Yeah, so I'm already, I'm 684 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,159 already upset 'cause they're Idiot Monday. 685 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,520 And they're all. Over the place, they're 686 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,120 everywhere. Yeah, I got to get. 687 00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:57,920 I got to get. Dinner for tonight this is 688 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,800 before I knew that I was invited over dead so I was the kids 689 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,680 wanted to get like cake mix and stuff for my birthday tomorrow 690 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,480 Oh yeah OK so. I'm. 691 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,520 I'm already I'm pissed off because I got to get cake mix 692 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,800 and it's my birthday tomorrow and I don't want to celebrate it 693 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,840 because I'm I'm a grabby pants. Yeah. 694 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,120 And then the kids are bouncing. Off the walls. 695 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,360 So I've got all my stuff. Together, all my essentials, you 696 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,560 know, I got lunch for us and all that other kind of stuff. 697 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,880 Their Lunchables and their primes and their feastable bars 698 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,560 and all this other stuff. Yeah. 699 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,880 So scanning all this because the only available thing is a is a 700 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,000 self checkout, right? Because that's all the Walmart 701 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,560 can afford. Always, yeah. 702 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,360 So I'm, you know. I'm collecting my my tax write 703 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,560 off for the year by by working for Walmart. 704 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,120 And lo and behold, the. Only freaking worker in the 705 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,880 store because I'm the only one at the self checkout has to walk 706 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,480 by me 3 or 4 times to make sure that I'm scanning everything 707 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,120 because you don't. Trust me to. 708 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,720 Scan all my I want to stand there and just watch me scan 709 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:01,960 everything, yeah. So I look. 710 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,000 Over at her. I just kind of lock eyes with 711 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,600 her because she keeps walking back and forth. 712 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,280 I just stare at her. You have everything. 713 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,360 Everything OK? I said. 714 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,400 Yeah, I do. Or you're going to let me do it? 715 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,520 Get off my back, ladies. I was like just. 716 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,240 Put somewhere else, yeah. I don't want to put up with. 717 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,120 This right now. And then it's my. 718 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,320 Birthday tomorrow. Damn it, you're the. 719 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,320 Problem. Oh my. 720 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,920 Gosh, I'm just doing my job. No, you're not. 721 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,840 Get off the back lady. The lady at the door doors gonna 722 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,400 check my receipt anyways so it doesn't matter. 723 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,920 No, I think and the doors are. Gonna beep if I didn't scan 724 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,800 something. Exactly. 725 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,560 It's triple. Protection, my $4.00 Lunchable 726 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,520 for my kid. No trouble up on condoms, Joey. 727 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,880 Right. I have. 728 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,880 So many complaints about Walmart and could add to so much, but 729 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,520 the biggest one that stands out is so we were checking out 730 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,240 right? And mom was with me and I set my 731 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:03,360 card off to the side and all that, you know, and this lady, 732 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,520 the one of the, the, the employees, the cashier, she 733 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,200 comes up and she grabs my car and starts moving and I turn 734 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,000 around and I look at her. So what? 735 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,360 Do you think you're? Doing and she said. 736 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,280 I'm moving your card out of the way. 737 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,800 And I turn around and look and there's somebody, there's 738 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,880 somebody behind me trying to get through, But the guy across from 739 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:26,680 me, his card is out in the way. My car is off to the side and 740 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,320 not in the way but she is literally moving it basically to 741 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,400 the same position a couple of inches for literally 2 to 3 742 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,400 inches further out of the way and I said get your stinking 743 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,400 hands off of my car. Before I do something. 744 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,120 To your fingers that you're in regret. 745 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,440 And the guy? The guy put them in my mouth. 746 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,080 The guy. Actually, I would. 747 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,240 I wish. I knew who this guy was and I 748 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,680 thanked him, but he but he's like, he's like, lady, I'm the 749 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,600 one that's in the way. I'll move my heart. 750 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,120 What are you doing? And she just kind of looked at 751 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,480 him like. Like I. 752 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,680 Don't understand where they get some of these. 753 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,160 People that work for them. But people are on a power. 754 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,520 Trip at Walmart, I tell you, oh man, and. 755 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,720 And and the and the whole door greeter thing. 756 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,120 I want to see your receipt. I let's look at them. 757 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,600 And I and I'm I'm polite. I say no thank you. 758 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,640 Have a nice day. I keep going. 759 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,800 Yeah, you do that at. Sam's Club. 760 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,600 This is Walmart. It's Sam's Club. 761 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,240 I didn't sign for this. Yeah, I didn't sign for this. 762 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,080 It's not. It's not. 763 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,720 State law. I don't need to show it to you. 764 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,080 Have a nice day. Like you. 765 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,840 OK. So I kind of understand it, 766 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,440 right? Like from a business 767 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,960 perspective, I get it. Walmart loses a. 768 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,720 Ton of money every. Year due to shopping and. 769 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,000 Look at the location you're. It's the only service in the 770 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,560 store. It's the only. 771 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,840 Service in Walmart thing that'll stop that? 772 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,360 It's the only one in. Fort Dodge and you know how many 773 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,200 methods are going in there and stealing stuff? 774 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,400 Yeah. No, no, only for. 775 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,680 Dodge. It's the only one. 776 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,440 It's the only one in Webster County. 777 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,840 It's the. Only one in county. 778 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,120 It's the only like every other county that surrounds us has to 779 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,120 go to this Walmart. It's the real bread. 780 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:05,240 Basket you know of of of those counties yeah so if you if. 781 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:08,000 You need anything unless you're going to a fairway which is 782 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,120 small and you're going to bet you're going to pay double the 783 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,160 price you you might as well just. 784 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,960 Take the extra 20 minute. Drive and and go to Dodge, Yeah. 785 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,600 No, it's agreed. And, and I understand, like I 786 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,320 mean I understand they need to do things in order to, you know, 787 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,320 keep their business profitable. Profitable and to slow down. 788 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,400 Loss prevention. I saw a child. 789 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,000 There's other very. Simple things that they could do 790 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,200 that they don't do yes Cheddar, Derek what I. 791 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,800 Was waving to Alexa. Oh, I thought you said. 792 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,760 Oh, that's what you were saying? Hi. 793 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,720 Cora. Say hi on the. 794 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:45,320 Microphone. That's my daughter. 795 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,440 I'm put in her bed what you have. 796 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,680 A daughter. This is news to me. 797 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,680 What happened? That is so awesome. 798 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,720 Notice how he says I'm going to put. 799 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,960 Her to bed and he just throws her out in the hallway and shuts 800 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,720 the door. Like didn't even step. 801 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,240 Out of the office just grabbed her. 802 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,200 He's like you're going to bed and the hallway hem of her. 803 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,520 Pants and just. Chucked her he. 804 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,840 Needs the microphone to turn around and start screaming, 805 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,720 sticking his finger in his face. Smack. 806 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,760 Smack. I'm just kidding. 807 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,480 I'm not putting her to bed. I don't do that. 808 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,920 We're not her in the podcast. Yeah. 809 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,360 So you. Don't put her to bed. 810 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,520 You put her in the direction of the bed. 811 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,400 Yeah, that's where bed is. I'm in go it's. 812 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,360 Over there. Yeah, no, Alexis is cool with it 813 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,400 on podcast nights. Nice. 814 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,080 Otherwise. Normally every night I put her 815 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,200 to bed. There you go. 816 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,360 Yeah, Morgan's pretty. Cool with me putting the kids to 817 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,960 bed you. Know anyway she's dead. 818 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:48,640 That's an idiot. That's an idiot. 819 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,520 I love you, but you are my penis, idiot. 820 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,960 Yeah, my significant. Other like like so when I put 821 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,920 the kids to bed too you. Don't have that org. 822 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,520 Kid. Exactly. 823 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,800 I bet getting. Someone. 824 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:02,840 Rub it in my face. A little bit. 825 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,960 More while we do that, Derek. You what? 826 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,320 I said I bet he. She they appreciate that, yeah. 827 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,520 He, she, or they. We don't know. 828 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,560 I'm not. I'm not here to. 829 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,280 Discriminate. We don't know what's happened. 830 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,200 Yeah, my. My significant other is my pet 831 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,560 tarantula. What are you doing with that 832 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,520 tarantula? Do you have a tarantula? 833 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,880 I don't, no. I want a tarantula. 834 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,120 Though I do want one you've. You've said, I don't think. 835 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,640 I could do a. Tarantula, I could do other 836 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,760 things. No, I think I could do like a. 837 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,640 Snake, but I mean they can be difficult as a thank you so 838 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,760 much, keep alive a snake. Tarantulas are. 839 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,640 If you get the right one, they are surprisingly Hardy. 840 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,720 I'm not doing it. I'm. 841 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,560 Not getting a tarantula. Here you go. 842 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,000 Cheddar. Oh, hey. 843 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,400 Strawberries. And cream, strawberries and 844 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,040 queen. It's not alcohol. 845 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,040 No, it's not. I already had a glass of my 846 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,720 birthday toes. What's it called Mead? 847 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,040 Mead, Mead. Beer Good. 848 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,120 For you, Danny, proud of you. Thank you. 849 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,040 Appreciate. That yeah, it was pretty good. 850 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,720 I was going to say something. About Fargo. 851 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:13,560 Or that was, that was. The homemade stuff, yeah. 852 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,280 Does. He does he want that bottle 853 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,120 back, by the way, It was really good. 854 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,440 If you can if. You can get that back to me 855 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,800 whenever you're I figured he. Would, yeah. 856 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,720 So I'm not sure. I'm not sure why. 857 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:28,920 Like he's before, he's he's given more to me, but like I 858 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,240 don't, which I was hoping to get like several bottles, but he's 859 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,800 like, I can get you a small bottle and he's like, I'm not my 860 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,080 he's like, I can give it to you, but I can't sell it to you. 861 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,920 Yeah, because he's still trying to get his license. 862 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,120 Oh, what do you call it? Liquor license. 863 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,760 Yeah, yeah, the A. Plus license which I thought he 864 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,720 had all straight away squared away. 865 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,800 Excuse me? Wait, I guess he sold it 866 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,600 without. A license. 867 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,000 He did not sell it. No, he no, he did not sell. 868 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,600 It he gave it he. Gave you he sold you a pen and 869 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,240 included a free gift. Yeah, that's. 870 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,520 It that's how you do it. Wait, so he has? 871 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,000 His license but decided to give it to you anyway. 872 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,120 No, he does not have it. Yet he doesn't have a driver's. 873 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,760 License. He doesn't have liquor. 874 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,840 So you can. Can't sell. 875 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,080 Liquor. That you can make, you can make 876 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,360 ethanol. There's, there's a, there's a 877 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,920 difference. You know I drink ethanol. 878 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,120 But because. I was going to make methane 879 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,280 ethanol, not I drink strength running. 880 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,520 Alcohol, he said. He was making. 881 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,840 Meth. No me. 882 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,160 I was going to make meth. Wait, ethanol is gas though? 883 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,880 Yeah, you said. Meth, you said? 884 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,520 Methanol. Yeah, meth. 885 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,200 Methanol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 886 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,760 I don't want to make methanol. That's deadly. 887 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,120 Ethanol is fine. Methanol. 888 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,080 Yeah, it's an upgrade back in 2000. 889 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,040 Eight. Wait, are you? 890 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:45,040 Guys saying methanol or meth and all no ethanol like what's? 891 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:48,600 In your gas but I'm meth and get 100% Don't put meth. 892 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,520 In your gas tank, no. Have you ever tried it? 893 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,600 No, I haven't. Tried it, would make it really 894 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,680 fast. It should. 895 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,040 And you would you would clean. You would clean the street as 896 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:04,320 you drove. It's like I it's a rat. 897 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,880 Pretty. Much I think we all do, to a 898 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,760 degree. Been. 899 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:14,640 Through enough traumatic events. You're telling me I mean, one of 900 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,920 them is. The podcast for sure, yeah. 901 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,120 I'm literally traumatized every time that I show up here. 902 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,680 I'm traumatized here. Yeah, I believe it. 903 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,360 Last week I yelled at everybody. Sorry you yelled at everybody. 904 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,960 I saw it, aw. Yeah, because I wasn't here. 905 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,720 No, it's just this. It's just this. 906 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:38,080 It's just this monthly trying, yeah, trying to keep us in line 907 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,240 type of thing. Aunt Flo came to visit. 908 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,240 Is there anything that I should? Know so that I cannot do it. 909 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,080 So you don't get mad at me I don't like. 910 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,400 I don't like when you get mad at me. 911 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,080 I don't like people who exist. He was yelling about school bus 912 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,680 exist. Yeah, you. 913 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,760 Were there? Yeah. 914 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,920 I was going on the school bus rant. 915 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,440 I hate everybody on the school bus. 916 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,360 Did you guys not record? Anything last week then no, we 917 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,560 took it off OK because I saw like a the rewind the. 918 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,280 Rewind. Yeah, rewind the. 919 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,040 Meth energy drink? Yeah, it's been forever since. 920 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,760 I've myself even heard that, I thought. 921 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,560 That was funny. I mean like, I hope I helped. 922 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,040 You with the school bus thing? A little no. 923 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,520 If I had a hold of that UTT, if Joey actually sent it to me, I 924 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:23,200 would have edited it to where like right before he started 925 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,640 ranting about the school bus, I would have like a little post 926 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,120 edit cheddar me like all right kids, let's play a game on how 927 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,360 many times Joey says train tracks very angrily. 928 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:38,040 Train tracks and then every time. 929 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,400 And then every time, every time that he says train tracks 930 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,160 angrily, just Ding. Just like a Ding Ding Ding. 931 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,240 How? How many? 932 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:49,080 Did you get? Yeah, pretty. 933 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,080 Much. Yeah, it makes me mad. 934 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,600 Yeah, you know what else makes me mad? 935 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,880 You know what else makes me irrational? 936 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,800 Mad. You know what else, huh, man? 937 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,400 All right, I'm going to start. Playing Cult of the Lamb while 938 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,520 he No no no. Here's a short one. 939 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,800 Here's a short one. It has to do with video games. 940 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,800 And I don't think anyone's going to be mad at me for this take. 941 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,360 OK, OK, OK, let's get that. Let's get that clear. 942 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,440 All right, so there's been a recent rebranding of a certain 943 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,400 game that just makes me annoyed. OK, I can be annoyed. 944 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:23,240 I can be annoyed at things. Everybody remember. 945 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:26,160 Pub G Yeah. Absolutely, you know. 946 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,120 It's not actually called Pub G, it's called Player Unknown 947 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,160 Battlegrounds. Yeah, but now the rebrand is Pub 948 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,280 G Battlegrounds. Do you know how stupid that is? 949 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,440 Someone is getting paid. Someone is getting. 950 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,640 Paid and they don't even realize what what pub G stands for what 951 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,880 the acronym is. They think the game is called 952 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:51,160 Pub G and it's just random letters but it's not It stands 953 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,200 for player unknown battlegrounds and you can't just slap 954 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,960 battlegrounds after it It's player unknown battlegrounds 955 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,200 battlegrounds. I hate it here player. 956 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,520 Unknown Battlegrounds game Battlegrounds. 957 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,440 Yeah, I get it. I hate it. 958 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,480 Sounds really goofy. If you really the dumbest thing 959 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,640 ever, it's. The dumbest thing ever. 960 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,480 I get rationally angry every time I see it. 961 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:09,960 Every time I pass it in the store. 962 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,840 All pub G battlegrounds. All pub G battlegrounds. 963 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,240 That makes a lot of sense. You people are really smart. 964 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,040 The B is that. And by the way, no one is 965 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,040 playing this. The B in the. 966 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,240 Pub the B in the pub and then the G is silent. 967 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,960 That's why. I just thought the G stood for 968 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,960 games, not battlegrounds, no. The B in the G and pub G is 969 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,440 literally battlegrounds. Oh, OK. 970 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,600 So just. Reiterating again, why not just 971 00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,840 call it Player Unknown Pub G Battlegrounds? 972 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,560 So why have any of it? Did they? 973 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,200 Why? Even. 974 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,040 Why even abbreviate it? Did they Did they change? 975 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,760 It somehow it's a reason. In Battlegrounds. 976 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,640 It's called the. Game is now called Pub G 977 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,920 Battlegrounds. They actually just OK. 978 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:56,000 So. So they it really is crazy. 979 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,160 Next. Chance starts talking about how 980 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,920 the thick Latinas won't get deported. 981 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:02,400 He doesn't. Have that soundboard anymore and 982 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,160 I don't like it here I can put it back. 983 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,400 Look at I put it in memes. Oh. 984 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,680 I put it in memes. This is the new rebranding. 985 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,960 This is what it's called now, OK. 986 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,160 It's what it is. In the store it's called Pub G 987 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,400 Battlegrounds. Wow, that's crazy. 988 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:21,520 So maybe it's like Battlegrounds 2 * 2, you know, Battleground 989 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,800 squared. Just the. 990 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,720 Stupidest, stupidest, stupidest thing. 991 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,400 Yeah. So I'm. 992 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:31,840 I'm telling you we are right at the precipice, if we are not 993 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:37,600 already within the Idiocracy. I mean I I wore. 994 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,880 Today I did not, but I have been wearing Crocs that came from the 995 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,600 movie Idiocracy. It did. 996 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,960 They were invented. By the movie, literally the 997 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,000 production team. Yeah, because. 998 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,840 There was the dumbest. Looking shoe they could find, 999 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:55,600 yeah. They were prison shoes, yeah. 1000 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,600 Prison shoes. They're pretty. 1001 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,280 Comfortable prison shoes. I'm gonna lie. 1002 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,960 I mean, honestly, I don't. I'm half. 1003 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,560 I'm half. Tempted to go to prison to get 1004 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,280 the elusive, you know, orange pear. 1005 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,880 Yeah, I like the orange. Pear I I can't. 1006 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,440 Hate how I mean my feet don't hurt in them and my feet hurt a 1007 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:13,960 lot. Someone was like man. 1008 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:18,880 These shoes are so stupid. They are like really comfortable 1009 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,520 though. They're stupid though. 1010 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,960 It's stupid. I'm never gonna wear next Next. 1011 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,680 MSNBC is gonna have an article next week about how putting 1012 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,520 Gatorade in the crops is actually better for it. 1013 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,440 Because plants crave electrolytes, right? 1014 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,320 That's what plants. Crave. 1015 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,960 Actually, it'd probably be prime. 1016 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,320 Let's be honest, it'll be prime, not Gatorade. 1017 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,120 Yeah. It's probably gonna be. 1018 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,480 G fuel it could be I didn't even. 1019 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,480 Think about G fuel. But by then, they're gonna. 1020 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,720 Call. Yes, I'm gonna put. 1021 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,800 Guacamole gamer farts on my sunflowers in my backyard. 1022 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,400 That sounds delicious. By then though, it'll be. 1023 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,480 Called Gamer Fuel. G Fuel, Yeah, because we're just 1024 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,680 reiterating things now and it's great twice for it's. 1025 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,120 Just it's it's. For him it's great. 1026 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,960 Yep, Impastus on the. Kentucky, Kentucky. 1027 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,320 Fried KFC. That's what we're doing now. 1028 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,000 Yeah, that's. Essentially. 1029 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,840 What it is? Did I ever tell you how much 1030 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,000 fun? It's it's a. 1031 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,200 Precedent for for a stupidity that which we have never seen 1032 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,760 before. Did I ever tell you how my. 1033 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,200 Son tricked me. Uh oh. 1034 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,240 No, he, he came. Into my room one day. 1035 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:23,440 And he's like, hey, dad, if I can spell a restaurant, can we 1036 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,840 eat there? Surely. 1037 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,680 I, I guess you know, and here I am thinking because his favorite 1038 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,320 restaurant's Applebee's, he's going to try and spell 1039 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,440 Applebee's right, which. Isn't. 1040 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,600 Hard, right? Yeah, he looks to. 1041 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,080 Me and he goes. KFC. 1042 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,520 That's amazing. Yeah, that's on me. 1043 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,480 Actually it's. Taco Bell, KFC, Son. 1044 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,960 Dang it, you're wrong. The Taco Bell is silent. 1045 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,840 Uno reverse. Silent I. 1046 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,920 Want a chicken. I want a. 1047 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:57,840 I want a KFC chicken Taco. Hold now. 1048 00:50:58,240 --> 00:50:59,360 Hold on now. So I. 1049 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,280 So I want a chicken chalupa, but don't put the Taco Bell chicken 1050 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,840 in it. Cut up a a a Cardinal Sanders 1051 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,240 chicken tender and put that in there. 1052 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,640 Yeah. Man I need that an 11. 1053 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,120 Herbs and spices. Let's make it cover. 1054 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,760 It in the gravy. Yeah, boy. 1055 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,480 I mean. That's like a mixed surf and 1056 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,560 turf. Would you call me? 1057 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,560 That's like having a mixed. Surf and turf. 1058 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,040 It's 2024, you're not allowed to say that word I called you boy. 1059 00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,800 I saw we you take a filet of fish. 1060 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,440 And a Mcdouble. I take no buns off No. 1061 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,080 Together, yes. No, it's delicious. 1062 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,560 No, it is I. Mean filet of fish. 1063 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,840 That's why you can. Just take. 1064 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,480 A Mcchicken and a double cheeseburger and you can just 1065 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,400 put them together and have no, it's a. 1066 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,880 Mcgang bang no it also. Is. 1067 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,320 Delicious. No, it's pretty good. 1068 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,480 It. Is it's very good, it's too 1069 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,840 much. Is also pretty. 1070 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,440 It's too much. What is? 1071 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,680 The chicken. Big Mac. 1072 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,800 It's not. I don't like. 1073 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,080 It I don't like it. Oh, I haven't had. 1074 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,240 That yet I don't like it. It's too much. 1075 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,640 Right. The the big. 1076 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,840 Mac The Mac sauce doesn't go with the chicken as well. 1077 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,240 You're having the chicken Big Mac. 1078 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,720 Tomorrow. Except it's going to be my 1079 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,680 chicken Big Mac. That's that. 1080 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,240 That's just your penis. I I don't understand. 1081 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,800 The implications, that's. Weird. 1082 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,240 That is weird, no? I'm going to make chicken. 1083 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:14,360 Parmel, Oh yeah. So. 1084 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,800 That one's getting on. He said he was just. 1085 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,040 I was just. Going to touch on that, I said 1086 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,240 him, he said he's. Not OK and I said. 1087 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,320 Dang it, we're. Going to miss him so he's going 1088 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,960 to be glazed over for the episode. 1089 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,240 What if? What? 1090 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,360 If when we wake up profusely, what? 1091 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,960 If when we wake up. Wallace is just or Walter is 1092 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,280 just gone. Walter. 1093 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,120 Walter, he left a note. Saying that he was going 1094 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,680 somewhere. Roll the D20. 1095 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,120 Walter, roll the D20. Walter. 1096 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,480 You're gone. Walter, we'll pick him up on 1097 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:44,600 the. Road, you're gone. 1098 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,120 Walter. He's already at the CDC. 1099 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,960 Yeah. Honestly, it. 1100 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,160 Would make sense if he. Wasn't if he just like 1101 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,160 disappeared for the episode? He's fast. 1102 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,840 For a zombie, he can be elusive. Yeah, yeah, he's hiding. 1103 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,880 Maybe he has to. He he has to go somewhere. 1104 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,120 He has to go. Somewhere dark to sleep. 1105 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,320 Yeah, like the Dark Seekers. So the smell of. 1106 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,760 Sex is too lion. Legend, so let you guys know. 1107 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,280 Like I thought would be it depends on how this episode 1108 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,080 goes. If we get far, we could have 1109 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,040 only one more episode after this. 1110 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,960 So it's going to be one or two after this. 1111 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,120 Yeah. It what? 1112 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,760 What up on me? No all. 1113 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,280 Right, I thought it. Was I was. 1114 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,360 Promised 8 episodes. It depends. 1115 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,200 I was promised 10. Episodes 10I. 1116 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,600 Thought it was going to be more myself. 1117 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,200 I mean, I'll. I'll get I'll get rolling on the 1118 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:38,560 mothership Rule 20 then. I was but I was thinking I 1119 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,040 needed to add like after like looking back through. 1120 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,680 I feel like I need to add. A little bit some a little bit 1121 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,280 of something more to it, little something something. 1122 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,280 Yeah, a little something, something. 1123 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,200 So. Because I had something. 1124 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:54,000 Planned for Ash towards the end of this episode but Ash isn't 1125 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,200 with us at this moment so I maybe in. 1126 00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,720 The future? Yeah, maybe. 1127 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,640 Hopefully I miss Ash. We can help. 1128 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,640 Yeah, with. Sam taking a hiatus. 1129 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:11,920 I had to rewrite like the last 2/3 of the of the of the story 1130 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,760 for Chasm Inferno 2/3. Yeah. 1131 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,520 Was it all about that character? No. 1132 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,160 Whatever it was, it's so that 'cause I have your guys, it's 1133 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,520 like I have the episodes interchangeable, where like any 1134 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:31,160 of the episodes could happen in like any order, but but I have 1135 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,760 to replace 'cause I had a whole different segment for Caleb. 1136 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:39,960 So I have to put that on where Crystal was and try to make that 1137 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,720 work. And that's why I had to rewrite 1138 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,800 it. Well, I. 1139 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,840 As soon as as soon as Sam put that out, I already, I already 1140 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,480 knew exactly what I was doing. Sam's character in Mothership, 1141 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,360 so okay. Let's just say the Galactic. 1142 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:59,400 Police have caught up to Hero. That right that. 1143 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,000 Wrote it so you. Will you will serve a full 1144 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,760 sentence for shenanigans. It's easy to you're. 1145 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:10,720 Serving 15 life sentences on Titan, so yeah. 1146 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:16,160 Actions are not without reaction, no. 1147 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,720 Heroes with. Heroes with. 1148 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,760 His crimes were so heinous, he's being sent back to Earth. 1149 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,720 That's pretty. Bad he's being sent back into 1150 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:28,800 time. To serve in the Japanese Army. 1151 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,240 Sounds like another. Season in of itself. 1152 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,440 I'll include him in. My World War 2 campaign then. 1153 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,760 He should be sent. Back to feudal Japan. 1154 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,600 He was sent that far back. He swung through. 1155 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,480 All of the several. Things several. 1156 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,960 Stages in time. It's like, it's like when 1157 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,080 Terminator appears out of nowhere. 1158 00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,560 He's all naked and crap. It's. 1159 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:03,040 Every time he dies in a timeline, he gets sent back even 1160 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,800 further. I need your boots. 1161 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,760 Your jeans and your jacket. And your jacket. 1162 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,680 And your motorcycle. Motorcycle, Motorcycle. 1163 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,840 Motorcycle surprised none of us have done. 1164 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,640 An Arnold character, yet he's on the list. 1165 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:22,280 For me to do, I did an Arnold. Voice for that one episode he 1166 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,480 did, yeah, that was funny. I like that. 1167 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,560 I've got. I've got. 1168 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,440 Probably close to 20 characters on the queue waiting I I would. 1169 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,160 Like to see more original characters from us. 1170 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,640 I think we shine. Yeah blah blah with our original 1171 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,120 characters. I disagree. 1172 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,800 OK, OK, I'm. Just gonna, just gonna keep. 1173 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,640 Rehashing Ugg and Doctor Bob, I mean. 1174 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,120 Haggis, Doctor. Doctor. 1175 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:48,880 Uggg. Horny. 1176 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,760 Haggis was, was. Probably my only completely 1177 00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,760 original character. I mean, otherwise, you know. 1178 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,080 I've just taken celebrities. And and changed them to fit me, 1179 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,080 yeah. Just if you change the. 1180 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,240 Name a little bit and you can fool everybody into thinking 1181 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,240 it's original. It's kind of like Doctor Phil. 1182 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,720 Doctor. Bob like totally 1183 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,360 interchangeable, perfect, different character, would have 1184 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,440 never known. He's so characterized that it's 1185 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,160 that it's original, only a small. 1186 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,120 Portion of people will get that I that I revamped guts into 1187 00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,960 limbs. Yeah, right. 1188 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,720 Lumps. Other than that, I think. 1189 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,240 All of my other characters have been completely original and 1190 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,080 Draco. I mean, it's just the Sean 1191 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,120 Connery voice, but was that from some movie that he did? 1192 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,800 Yeah. Oh yes, Dragon, Dragon heart. 1193 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,040 Dragon Heart. Yeah, Did you? 1194 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,320 Say was. His name, literally Draco in 1195 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,560 Dragon heart. It was, yeah. 1196 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:47,960 Oh well, there you. Go. 1197 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:52,920 There you go. Yeah, it wasn't real original, 1198 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,360 but he was still a good character. 1199 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,720 Well, the. Simple name change. 1200 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,000 I think these characters can be because you want to make a 1201 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,880 character your own, right? I did. 1202 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,200 I made and you did. Through playing, Yeah, you never 1203 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,600 existed. But the the last four, the last 1204 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:13,000 original character I have was is Don Sock salesman I loved. 1205 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,080 Don, Don. Yeah, it's me. 1206 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,840 Don. Instant classic. 1207 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,800 Up from Oconomowoc. Oconomowoc. 1208 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,800 Well, do we all? Do we all count our the Alex's 1209 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:29,320 one shot as original characters? Yeah, those are original, but. 1210 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,400 Yeah. Well, except for Mr. Masters. 1211 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,240 He was literally Consuela from Family Guy. 1212 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,680 No, exactly. Yeah, different name though. 1213 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,320 No, her name is literally Consuela. 1214 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,320 Oh yeah, yeah. But she didn't. 1215 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,920 Really talk that much? And she didn't, but again he 1216 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:45,920 made. His own. 1217 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,120 Yeah, through. Role-playing. 1218 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,160 Yeah, so. So what you're saying if I would 1219 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,840 have not called him Draco Connery, but maybe, maybe the 1220 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,040 maybe Draco the last of his kind, I'm sure. 1221 00:58:58,840 --> 00:58:59,800 It's a. Little wordy for. 1222 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,880 A last name. It's kind of wordy. 1223 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,040 I was the. Last one and they knew it show 1224 00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:09,000 yes well then how are you? You couldn't. 1225 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,160 You couldn't have been. Yes, I was. 1226 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,280 Because you were born. From two dragonborn? 1227 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:19,000 No, like, OK. Nope. 1228 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,440 They died. Never thought about. 1229 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,720 That they died. They died. 1230 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,080 Before I was born. My mates died. 1231 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,800 And I'm the lashed and we knew that it that's the way it was 1232 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,440 going to be. Yep, that's what happened. 1233 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,760 I see a lot of. Prophecy loopholes in your 1234 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,880 story, Draco, I'm sorry. Probably don't think about it. 1235 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,200 Don't. Overthink it, I think. 1236 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,600 I think. Danny's ready to start. 1237 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:47,880 I am. I just I want to. 1238 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,080 Make sure everybody else is ready. 1239 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,040 I'm ready. I'm ready. 1240 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:54,040 Yeah, it's just a threesome of us players. 1241 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,560 A gruesome. Threesome. 1242 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,280 Yeah, maybe. That's what I've been waiting. 1243 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,800 For not really though, because I wish Alex was here, but it's OK. 1244 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,120 I wish he was too. Me too. 1245 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,040 The holidays and. Whatnot, yeah. 1246 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,600 It's understandable, but we missed last week, so it's nice 1247 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,560 to yeah, do another one. Yeah, yeah, just. 1248 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,680 Imagine he might be at his mother in law's place. 1249 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:15,880 He is. Oh, that's. 1250 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,960 How we all. Right. 1251 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,120 Well. That's how we. 1252 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,000 Look like Alex Hope. Your life still. 1253 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,120 Love you, Alex. We're praying for. 1254 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,400 You. I'm sorry. 1255 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,160 I'm sorry, better than. Me. 1256 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,240 Yeah, I would not like that. Good, good. 1257 01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,080 You're a stronger man. Than I no I like your food. 1258 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,320 I've had it. Me too. 1259 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:41,200 You didn't like it? Send me some of that Mac and 1260 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,240 cheese, boy. I'll send you some of my. 1261 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,080 Mac and cheese. That's. 1262 01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:46,560 What I want Cheese. Was good yo. 1263 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:47,560 That's what I want. That's more. 1264 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:48,640 Cheese. It was more. 1265 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,120 Like Cheese Mac. Put me up with the Mac and 1266 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,560 cheese and have the. Mac, Yeah. 1267 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,480 I respect. That it was you should have. 1268 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,280 Heard the noises from. It to 1 LB. 1269 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,160 Mac Yeah, baby. Macaroni. 1270 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,240 In a pot and probably another. Like that's a whack. 1271 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,120 Half pound of like. Cream and evaporated milk, yeah. 1272 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,400 That's a. Laughing locale about that, let 1273 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,800 me just tell you it. Sounded really good when you 1274 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:19,120 were scooping it. Yeah, yeah. 1275 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,960 Sloppy. Some would say right off the. 1276 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,120 Toppy. That's right. 1277 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,200 Take and use a cookie I get. Mean sloppy. 1278 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,160 Toppy out of it, all right. OK. 1279 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,800 OK, off the macaroni. What? 1280 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,400 What? All right, what? 1281 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,160 All right, family. Friendly. 1282 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,640 Family friendly. All right, family friendly. 1283 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,280 I'm then off the. Macaroni, yeah. 1284 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:52,560 Stop doing that. Okay, let's do it. 1285 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,120 All right. Okay, all right. 1286 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,040 All right. That's the signal. 1287 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:08,040 All right, OK. You know, it's kind of like. 1288 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,240 When your mom, you realized you pushed her far enough and she 1289 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,200 got that mad. Yeah. 1290 01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,000 What's? On the group mom, is that what 1291 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:16,560 you're saying? Huh. 1292 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,480 I'm the group mom. The group dad. 1293 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,360 No, you're Frank from. Sunny. 1294 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,800 I'm Frank from Sunny. Yeah, we're talking about. 1295 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:29,400 Who are we? Always Sunny No? 1296 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,400 We've established that. I'm D OK, all right. 1297 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,960 Bird, I was going to. Say I I was like, I'm Charlie, 1298 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:38,560 but then I was like, no, Danny's Charlie. 1299 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,080 But then I was like, wait, no, Danny's definitely Frank. 1300 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,200 Right. Think about it. 1301 01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:47,240 I see myself. As more of a Mac. 1302 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,720 I said Alex. Was Mac really. 1303 01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:56,080 I think I'd be a better Mac. So is Alex just Frank? 1304 01:02:56,160 --> 01:03:00,480 Then. I guess I'm fine. 1305 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,640 Fine, fine, fine. I'll be. 1306 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,920 I'll be frank. So there I was. 1307 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,640 I started blasting. See. 1308 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,800 Wait, Joe. Does that make you Dennis? 1309 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,000 Alex is. Dennis No. 1310 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,520 No. We said Mr. Master was Dennis, I 1311 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:14,240 think. I think. 1312 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,320 What? Oh yeah. 1313 01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,840 Yeah. This is the guy. 1314 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,120 That was getting mad at school bus kids. 1315 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:23,360 Yeah, I know. I was never mad at the children. 1316 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,200 No snow. Bounds. 1317 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,040 I got nothing against the. Children, it's against the 1318 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,920 stupid laws surrounding school buses, but I. 1319 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,600 Could say Ding. More old fashioned and then 1320 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,040 tying your horse to a certain post, you see, I could see. 1321 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,560 Myself outside of a school with like a pocket knife, like 1322 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:43,640 defending the kids from potential school shooters. 1323 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,080 What there you? Go you want to be outside. 1324 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,240 Of a school with a pocket knife. Well, actually, he had a sword. 1325 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,200 But yeah, you want to be. Outside of a school with a 1326 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,240 sword. Well, yeah. 1327 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,280 Did you? Offend the kid I. 1328 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,720 Mean, you know. Try it. 1329 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,800 You mean Mac got a gun? Mac got a gun and Charlie had 1330 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:07,440 the sword and they were like. Yeah. 1331 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,760 Because he's like. He's like, OK, to decide. 1332 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:15,600 To decide who is Frank, We have to envision everyone here who 1333 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:18,960 would look the best or the funniest jumping out of a sofa 1334 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:23,760 completely naked. Fine, it's me. 1335 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,480 What about the guy with the rum soaked ham? 1336 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,600 What about the? You know when he's, he's trying 1337 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:36,120 to get it all clean and pure clean. 1338 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,720 Clean. I mean, he covers himself. 1339 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,640 He covers himself in in hand sanitizer and he's like slugging 1340 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,280 around on the floor. Yeah. 1341 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:48,480 I need to be clean. Charlie though, I don't know. 1342 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,800 I don't know anymore though. Charlie. 1343 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,120 OK, so Charlie's a wild card. He is. 1344 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,960 Can never predict what he's. Gonna do that's true and he's 1345 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,840 actually. Pretty smart when one day he's 1346 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,240 huffing. Paint we can't read, and the 1347 01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,720 next day he's got spaghetti in a bag. 1348 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,000 I mean, the ultimate movie snack. 1349 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,560 I do see that. As more as more of you being 1350 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,320 like Charlie, yeah. Then again. 1351 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,000 Dennis and Dennis and Dee did get addicted to crack. 1352 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,000 Dennis Indigo. On welfare, I'll have one crack. 1353 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,960 Please I have one. Crack. 1354 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:27,320 Please. I'll have one. 1355 01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,680 One what, 1? Crack. 1356 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,200 I would like one welfare. Check please. 1357 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,960 Oh, who got? Addicted to crack?