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I was just too busy laughing at 
the video you left in memes. 

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See the video. 
I did not see the video. 

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Were you behind a school bus? 
Yeah, so I was behind the school

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bus and it was in my 
neighborhood and I did know 

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train tracks were coming, so I 
had to pull out my phone and 

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start recording. 
I knew it was going to happen. 

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The guys are going to love this.
So I went off on a rant. 

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Yeah, it's so silly, the things 
that are in the law. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
If the boss would just keep 

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going, you know, we won't go 
there. 

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It's fine. 
Yeah, those things. 

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Yeah, we did this already, 
didn't we? 

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We did this already. 
I feel like, I feel like if you 

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actually drove a school bus, I 
feel like you'd feel 

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differently. 
Oh yeah, I wouldn't. 

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Yeah. 
He wouldn't. 

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I noticed that too. 
Like when I'm I applied for I do

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think. 
This close I was this close to 

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being a school bus driver. 
Yeah, it's not bad. 

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They can't not. 
They can't where I live at least

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they can't get enough school bus
drivers. 

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No pain dudes. 
They're paying dudes like 

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$10,000 sign on bonuses. 
That's just for signing in. 

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You stay for three months 
starting 1000. 

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Dollars 25 an hour and that was 
a few years ago before that was 

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that good of. 
Money yeah it's it's closer to 

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30 bucks an hour I think around 
here now yeah I got that's 

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probably that's like a backup 
for me of course I don't I don't

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have my my class BCDL anymore 
but. 

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I went through, I went in there 
several times and they were 

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going to start me on the course 
to, they're going to train you 

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to take the CDL. 
Oh yeah. 

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But they never come back. 
Some places do that. 

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Yeah, they will. 
Yeah. 

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Most do. 
Yeah, or maybe they did. 

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Yeah, I ignore them. 
I don't. 

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Know I don't know, maybe no, I 
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the the reason and I'm not like 
Tooting my own horn, but I'm a 

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very careful toot. 
I'm not, I'm not overly 

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cautious, but I'm I'm a very 
good driver. 

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And are you playing solitaire on
the road? 

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Yes. 
Candy Crush. 

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I was, but I didn't get into an 
accident. 

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That deer ran into me. 
Now. 

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So anyway, like I was saying, I 
received some very good training

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from, from the, the school bus 
company, like they took me 

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through the, the Smith defensive
driver system and like it, it I,

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I learned a lot about how to 
drive safer and smarter. 

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And I was, it was an experience.
I would definitely go back and 

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do again and drive it. 
And everybody said, yeah, I 

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think honestly, I think more 
people should, If they did, I 

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think a lot of people would 
drive differently because 

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there's, there's something about
hauling around. 

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It doesn't matter if they're a 
bunch of sniveling snot nose 

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brats. 
And some of them are, you know. 

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You know you. 
Still, you still care for him, 

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and you still like it. 
It teaches you something about 

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yourself, about how you drive. 
Like it makes a difference if 

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you're slamming on your brakes 
or if you're coming to a stop 

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nice and slow and easy. 
You know you got kids breaking 

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their necks and you know. 
But honestly I I hate kids just 

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enough. 
Like I don't hate kids, but I 

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don't like kids enough to where 
honestly, I would drive. 

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I wouldn't do anything 
ridiculous. 

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I wouldn't break the law. 
I wouldn't hurt any kids. 

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But the day of I'd stop at their
school, let them all off, get 

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off the bus and never get back 
on. 

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Just leave the bus and walk away
from like that was my last year 

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doing that. 
It's like you've been on the job

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for an hour. 
It's like that's an hour too 

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long. 
I'm done here. 

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Have a good one, guys. 
So the. 

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Worst. 
The worst The worst of the worst

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are junior high school kids. 
And if there's any junior high 

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school kids listening or any 
parents of junior high school 

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kids listening. 
Stop listening. 

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You know, above junior high age.
No, it really is. 

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It really shouldn't be listening
by junior high school kids. 

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Even though we try to be family 
friendly, we fail terribly. 

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But the other the other group 
like I loved high school kids. 

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I had some excellent 
conversations and relationships 

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with some high school kids that 
were on my bus. 

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They always want to sit next to 
me and talk to me and it was it 

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was awesome. 
I had some of the most adorable,

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cute, you know, little kids from
elementary schools, but there 

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was, there was, you know, I, I 
drove for a, what do you call 

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them, a remedial school, like 
one of those last chance schools

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one time that was actually kind 
of fun. 

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I had them. 
Those are the bad kids. 

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Yeah, and they were trying to 
act bad too. 

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Teachables, yeah. 
We got to take them back to the 

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school because the one started 
getting a. 

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Gun. 
Well, I, yeah, you weren't 

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allowed to carry and I didn't 
carry back then. 

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But he, the one kid told me he 
was, he was going to kick my 

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rear end and all this other 
stuff, you know, and, and I was 

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like, all right, well, I'm, I'm 
not playing these games. 

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You know, you're, you're just a 
child. 

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So I took, I took him back to 
the school and I was, I was 

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radioing back to base and I told
him I was like, Hey, you guys 

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might want to tell the school. 
I'm, I'm on my way back. 

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Like I'm not putting up with 
this stuff. 

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They're going to have to find an
alternative ride home from the 

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alternative school because I'm 
not, I'm not putting up with 

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this. 
And. 

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She drove them all back. 
I'm all by so I only had like a 

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few left, but it was these two 
kids that were really just like 

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they were going at it and then 
they started like I told them to

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knock it off. 
They how old were they? 

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Aimed at me. 
They were high school age, so 

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they were, you know, 141516 
somewhere old enough to know 

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better, honestly, you know, but.
It's my thing about that is 

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also, it's like, I'm gonna kick 
your butt. 

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You're 6 foot four. 
Yeah. 

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You're not a small guy, you're a
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old. 
I'm sure you would really hurt. 

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Actually off my bus. 
Actually, they were both pretty 

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big boys, pretty close to my 
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The one, the one white kid, you 
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You know the one there was a 
black kid that was like twice my

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size. 
He was, he was rounder than me. 

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He was the one that that drove 
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And I was like, I'm not, you're 
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that on my bus. 
I mean, that's just, you can 

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think whatever you want to think
about me. 

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So I get there, right? 
And the one, the one black kid, 

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he stands up and he's going to 
walk off with the white kid, 

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right? 
And he's going to, they're going

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to, they're going to go at it. 
And so I jumped up in front of 

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him and he's like, get out my 
way. 

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I said shut up and sit down. 
You know. 

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Just shut up. 
Ain't nothing, buddy. 

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I mean, God bless you, but you 
ain't nothing. 

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And I turned around the white 
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He was a few inches shorter than
me, but about my size. 

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There was a big old black dude 
that had I mean, this guy was 

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jacked. 
He come, he he was bigger than 

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me. 
He came out pick this pick this 

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kid up in a full Nelson. 
Just pick him up off the ground 

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and walks back up. 
Into the school. 

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With him and the black kid that 
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He turns around and he and he 
looks at me and he's like, I'm 

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sorry, man, I'm gonna be good. 
And I was like, that might be a 

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good idea, man. 
He's big. 

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I wouldn't make him mad. 
Oh man, that's crazy. 

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Yeah, it was he's. 
A dad or something? 

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I know he was. 
He was an administrator there at

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the school of some sort. 
I don't a teacher. 

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I don't know what he was. 
Man, oh man. 

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Because he can't. 
You can't lay a hand. 

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And touch him anymore. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, to be fair, if a kid 
comes at me, like physically 

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trying to hurt me, yeah, I'm 
going to hurt him. 

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Oh yeah, I'm going to defend 
myself, yeah. 

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Permanently. 
I'll have cameras in my class to

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show I defend him. 
I'm 5 foot tall. 

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I'm $1.30. 
You come at me with a weapon, 

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I'm going to hurt you 
Permanently. 

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No, permanently. 
Slam the head on the desk and be

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like, I got cameras. 
Tell them what you want, tell 

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them what you want. 
I got cameras. 

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I kill the kids have. 
A good way? 

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Would convict me. 
How many courts would convict 

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me? 
I'm 5 foot tall, some big old 

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kid twice my size. 
It doesn't matter how old he is,

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that just tells you that he was 
not in his right mind. 

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If someone comes at me, I'm 
going to defend myself. 

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And guess what? 
I'm going to make sure he's not 

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going to keep coming at me. 
Well, you never really have 

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stories like that. 
Kids attacking their teacher and

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teachers attacking their 
self-defense. 

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I've never heard of that. 
That happened because when that 

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actually happens, most of the 
students are like, no, the 

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teacher did this in 
self-defense, like get good. 

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Let's say hate the teacher. 
I watched, I watched one video 

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where this kid charged. 
It was a lady. 

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She was a smaller lady teacher. 
He charged it her. 

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One of his classmates knocked 
him out cold. 

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Good. 
Like he was off to the side and 

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you see. 
Oh, you got muted or something? 

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Still see That was weird. 
You're. 

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Muted. 
Wait, Alex, you're muted. 

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He's telling a great story. 
Dang it, you're muted. 

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What happened? 
Voicy voice. 

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No, I can't hear you. 
He can't hear me either. 

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What happened? 
Since you can see. 

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You're going crazy, Dang it. 
He's enjoying the story though. 

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He is. 
Maybe leave and come back 

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because we can't hear you. 
Oh. 

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I can't hear you. 
I'll use sign language. 

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There's a news story of students
dueling with swords in class. 

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What leads to serious injury of 
teeth? 

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Oh, there he is. 
He's back. 

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Could you hear me? 
Muted. 

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Yeah, Now that's. 
Weird. 

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It was mid story and all of a 
sudden you cut out and it was 

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like people were so animated 
about your story and I'm like 

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that. 
Anyway, yeah, I just saw yeah, 

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this kid literally you see this 
kid like his first connects with

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the other kids face like 
sidelong he was heading for the 

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teacher catches him like this 
and he spins and goes down. 

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He didn't get back up for a 
while either. 

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And the defending kid was like, 
do you see what he was going to 

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do to you? 
And she was like, thank you so 

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much. 
She's like, thank you. 

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You're not in trouble. 
I just need you to sit down and 

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calm down and I appreciate where
you're at. 

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I I do. 
I appreciate where you're at and

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you're defending me. 
I love that she's like, but I 

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need you to calm down because 
you're really and I don't want 

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you to hurt him more than you've
already incapacitated him. 

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I don't want it to go any 
farther. 

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And she was like talking him 
down. 

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But dude, that kid like rocked 
the other kid like just boom. 

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And he was just like. 
No. 

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He was like losing his mind. 
The whole class is just like 

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staring at each other, like, 
what do we do? 

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And I feel like that if the 
teacher had to defend themselves

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in that way, maybe they haven't 
had to yet. 

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It's coming, there's a day 
coming. 

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I'm sorry you got all these. 
Like these 8 and 9 year olds who

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are literally raised on Fortnite
and Call of Duty don't have any 

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respect for anything but video 
games. 

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They're not told what to do, 
anything like that, no 

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discipline whatsoever. 
Their parents don't even pay 

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attention to them. 
So you're going to get 2 

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outcomes. 
You're going to get the 

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teenagers who are just the most 
ridiculously violent and 

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horrible and stupid angry 
because they feel like no one 

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cares, which is sad. 
It's a sad thing. 

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I'm not like down in the 
teenagers or you're going to get

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those kids who when that teacher
actually pays attention, they're

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going to love them so much that 
they're just going to they would

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die for them on the top of the 
hat. 

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Yeah, I had. 
I had. 

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And I know she's not listening, 
but I had AI had a science 

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teacher and she's like, and I 
had no idea she was a stone cold

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liberal. 
And I'm not like trying to make 

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it political, but like this lady
is crazy when it comes to being 

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liberal in her ideologies for 
her political ideologies. 

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But she was an amazing teacher. 
Like she really, really was. 

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She caused me to and I was 
already a nerd, but she she made

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me actually love science. 
Like I, I, I took, I'm not Oh 

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man, I took. 
So I had, what was it 5, five 

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years of, of science that I took
in high school. 

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And I think I took like, I had 
like six years of math, six or 

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seven years of math under my 
belt in my, in the four years 

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that I was in high school just 
because like she just she. 

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Turned you took some extra math 
and you you took extra math and 

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science classes during high 
school. 

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Nice. 
Gonna say your high school years

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should not have equated to 
seven, no. 

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No. 20 years of high school were
the best years of my life. 

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Yeah, they consider junior high 
school high school, right? 

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Yeah. 
Sometimes they consider it so 

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like you start when you're in 
like 6th or 7th grade, that's 

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considered high school, 
especially if they keep the, if 

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they're in the same building, 
there'll be like the 6th through

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8th grade classes in one level 
in like the 9th through 12th 

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grade and they'll equate that. 
So you're getting 6th, 7th, 8th,

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9th, 10th, 11th, 12th. 
That's seven years. 

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Graduate two years early, then 
come on. 

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But no, I was, I was a chemistry
mind because of her. 

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I was, I was gonna. 
That was going to be my 

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profession until. 
And this. 

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Early till the elevator, I kind 
of delivered it kind of changed 

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everything all. 
The elevators of one's life. 

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I truly, truly. 
You know you. 

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Know biology take its toll? 
Or do I play with beakers? 

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What do I do here? 
Oh wait, I'm a dude. 

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I play with biology. 
Let's do this. 

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Yeah, I still do. 
I still love all that stuff. 

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I still, Oh yeah, takes. 
I still have, you know, 

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knowledge in my head from when I
was in high school about 

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chemistry. 
And I've helped the kids with 

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their science experiments. 
You know, it was we did self 

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lighting candles and stuff with 
magnets. 

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It's. 
I remember science experiments. 

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Oh man, so great, Yeah. 
You know what my? 

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Experiments during like, like 
elementary school were the 

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coolest things ever. 
Like, they were the coolest 

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things ever. 
I never gave you that love for 

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science. 
And then, yeah, in high school 

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it disappears. 
You don't do any type of science

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things. 
I still would be. 

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I never got to do any 
dissections. 

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Somehow I. 
Was going to miss that all. 

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Of that I don't know how I 
missed it. 

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That's biology class I, I don't 
know if you missed that biology 

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class or whatever. 
I mean, I've done plenty since 

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then, you know, I mean. 
I've seen him do frogs and like 

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yeah, certain and sheep. 
I. 

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Baby sharks. 
I think the kids did baby 

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sharks. 
Baby shark. 

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Heard of baby sharks? 
I've heard of baby pigs. 

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Like stillborn pigs. 
Pigs that die. 

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They don't kill them for the 
projects, but they die. 

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They don't survive on their own,
so they dissect. 

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Now that's confusion and inhuman
or something like, yeah, I don't

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know what. 
They're not human, Yeah. 

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Well, if it dies and you don't 
kill it for this experiment, 

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then I still don't understand 
what's inhumane about it. 

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It's really nothing a. 
Pig gives Dissect an average 

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death. 
It's already dead, how dare you 

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cut it in half for? 
I mean, we dissect it when we, 

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you know, make cut out the bacon
and pork loin and. 

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Oh yeah. 
Yeah, but we don't mean it. 

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That. 
I guess, man, that that kills 

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me, though. 
There's people that actually 

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think that. 
Why would you go out and kill an

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animal and eat it? 
That's that's disgusting. 

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Just go to the store and buy it.
You know, it's like, oh, you 

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poor thing, you don't understand
anything about how the world 

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really works, do you? 
Yeah. 

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No man, yes. 
People vote. 

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They do and, and, and in the 
right situation, I'm, I may have

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to take out some of those people
too, because they're going to be

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coming after me because I can 
hunt. 

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Oh, man. 
Well, I, I, I say I can hunt. 

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I still haven't got a deer. 
I just got a call. 

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I just got to get them in man. 
Yeah, I. 

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Don't want to come in I'm I'm 
throwing out Nutter butters. 

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Just sit here. 
Just make another pass on the 

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highway. 
You'll get one. 

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All right, that's not the only 
way. 

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Plan some. 
Solitaire. 

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They hang out on the They hang 
out on the side of the road. 

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They know what to do. 
They're not stupid. 

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You just have Danny drive and 
you'll be sitting on the 

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passenger window while the 
rifle. 

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Yeah, pretty much. 
That's the way I hunt. 

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And now in Illinois. 
I've heard. 

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I've right, I've heard rumors. 
I, I don't know for sure, but 

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supposedly in Illinois the DNR 
has several animatronic gears. 

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Deer not deers deer. 
Yes, they have several 

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animatronic gear that they will 
sit on the side of the road for 

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any dummy that sees one and 
says, you know what? 

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I haven't filled my tag yet. 
I'm just going to hang my gun 

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outside of the the window here 
and I'm going to blow it away. 

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And in Illinois, you have to be,
you have to be. 

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Well, I think so, especially 
when the populations are high. 

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But the DNR says no, no. 
Well, it's dangerous. 

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I mean, shoot, first of all, 
you're discharging a gun, a 

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firearm, possibly in the 
vehicle. 

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Yeah, my thing is don't do it 
while driving. 

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Literally, you see one coming 
up, pull off the road. 

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Yeah, lay down on the side of 
the road, get a nice, good 

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sniper, control it. 
I'm not you guys. 

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Yeah, smart. 
I don't. 

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This is smart. 
Hanging your gun out, those long

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shooting, that's just garbage. 
Yeah, like. 

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It's just like Joey, it's just 
like, it's just like stopping at

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a school bus, stopping at a 
train tracks. 

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It's, it's because one person 
didn't pay attention and now 

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everybody has to more or less 
kind of suffer. 

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And yeah, I mean, I suppose it 
makes things safer, like 

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whatever, like, but if I'm 
watching where my shot goes and 

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I'm paying attention to that, it
should be fine. 

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But not everybody does that. 
Well, maybe the road curbs past 

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the tree line. 
I mean, stuff happens, you know,

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just like in The Walking Dead, 
you know? 

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Otis had no idea that that coral
was right behind that deer. 

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No, I didn't see him. 
Yeah. 

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You know, he was a big boy. 
He just wanted to eat. 

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He he yeah, he really did. 
He didn't know that he was going

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to get his ankle blown off later
on. 

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Poor guy. 
Yeah, but that's, you know, 

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that's the way that goes. 
But in Illinois, so, so 

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supposedly, like those same 
deer, like have cameras and 

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everything. 
So as soon as you, yeah, as soon

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as you pull your gun out, like 
they they've got you. 

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And Illinois doesn't care, man. 
They will. 

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They'll take your vehicle, 
they'll take your freezer, 

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they'll take your house. 
Yeah, I don't care. 

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They take it too far. 
I understand the law being like 

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you can never hunt here again. 
I'm going to take and taking the

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weapon that you used, but 
they're like I'm whatever you 

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own is ours now that you. 
Took them off that. 

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Stick. 
If it has sitting in a baking. 

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Bar if it has something and you 
cannot, yeah. 

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If it has something to do with 
the crime of poaching, like if 

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you've got it in your if like if
you have poached deer, you know 

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that is in your freezer in your 
house. 

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Like they they have it pretty 
much have unlimited authority. 

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They can. 
DNR can do almost anything they 

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want. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, it's kind of bar man. 
I think I kind of think so, but 

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but it's the same one. 100% 
clear out the deer, clear out 

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the freezer of anything 
pertaining to that. 

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I mean mostly call that do that 
stuff. 

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Find them. 
Yeah, find them. 

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Take away the weapon they used. 
It's like this gun was used. 

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Ballistics match. 
Boom, taken. 

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You're and you're never allowed 
to hunt here again. 

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You go to get a hunting license 
in anywhere in Illinois, they'll

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reject you instantly and say 
peace out. 

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You can't hunt here. 
You got to go somewhere else. 

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Yeah, they, they try to, they 
try to make it fit. 

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Like I think, I think they 
should relax some laws. 

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Like if the population's high, 
there's been plenty of years 

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we've we've went and, and 
everybody's like, yeah, the 

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population is really high. 
And then, yeah. 

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And then I might hear a dozen 
shots in my area the entire 

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weekend, you know, And it's 
like, well, the population's 

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still high and nobody really got
anything. 

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It's like, well, so let's let's 
relax a couple of laws and make 

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it and then easier. 
Yeah, and it's bad because then 

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they they go to the roads and 
then they do, people end up 

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dying from hitting them. 
Here, here in Iowa, in the city 

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that I live in, they have in 
years past, I don't know if they

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did it this year or not, but I 
believe last year and possibly 

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the year before that, they had 
certain areas where you could 

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bow hunt in town and within city
limits because the deer 

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population was so high in town. 
They're all over the place. 

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How close to the city limits? 
Within city limits, there were 

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certain places, there was like 
four or five places where you 

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so. 
If it was in one of those areas 

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on the side of the road, you 
could whip out your bow and. 

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Shoot it some something like 
that. 

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Not quite like that, but yeah, 
not not far from that. 

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Like they've they've been. 
So our yard is fenced in so they

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haven't yet to be in and we've 
got like a A6 foot fence. 

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So I mean they could jump it if 
they really wanted to. 

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But we've we've had them in our 
area, a couple of them, but like

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we're at the where I go and take
care of some dogs all the time. 

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There's right next to some 
woods. 

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And like just earlier today they
were, there was one hanging out 

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in the yard just, you know, 
bedded down, taking a nap, 

429
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whatever, and let the dogs out. 
And they the boxer man, he hates

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beer. 
He thinks they're out to kill 

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everybody. 
So it was kind of funny. 

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He went charging out. 
I think so. 

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That's that's why, that's why I 
go and hunt, you know, as I'm 

434
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trying to do my part to save the
world. 

435
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,920
Yeah. 
That's funny. 

436
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There's what? 
It's funny that it's so they're 

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so stringent on that. 
There are places in the USA that

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you can go in hunt wild hogs 
because they are such a 

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nuisance. 
He's a mini gun. 

440
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,600
He's a mini gun. 
You're not taking it at home 

441
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after you kill wild hogs with a 
mini gun. 

442
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,360
I was just talking to somebody 
about that. 

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He's so more or less inviting me
to go. 

444
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I. 
Want to do that out in 

445
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California? 
The wild hogs run so rampant you

446
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don't even need a license for 
them on military bases. 

447
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,280
No, doesn't require you to have 
a license. 

448
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You can go out and take it. 
Did you say California? 

449
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Yeah. 
Then it's going to be bacon by 

450
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,120
the time you get it. 
Yeah. 

451
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,280
The wildfires, yeah, like a lot 
about. 

452
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:58,520
That you know how many multi 
multi billionaires lost their 

453
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,280
homes to these. 
Players, yeah, those poor 

454
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,880
people. 
Now, I will say this in all 

455
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,440
fairness, as we mourn Hollywood 
actors and actresses losing 

456
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,360
their houses, I'm not in all 
actual seriousness, there are 

457
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,040
good people out in California. 
There are hearts go out to them.

458
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,240
You're losing your stuff and you
can't just replace that. 

459
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,280
It's hard. 
There's a there's a ton of 

460
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,000
really good people, real good 
Christians and churches that are

461
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,040
in this. 
I pray, I pray for the fire. 

462
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,320
And honestly, if the fire stops 
and the Hollywood actor doesn't 

463
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,040
lose their home, I'm not upset 
by that. 

464
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,320
I'm not like I'll bring them 
down to our level. 

465
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,640
No one. 
No, not. 

466
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,400
Hollywood actors should sell 
their second home so that they 

467
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,960
should feel how the rest of the 
people feel that lost their 

468
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,520
home. 
So James. 

469
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,640
James. 
Wait a second, hold on, hold on.

470
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,400
They'll still have 4 homes 
waiting for them somewhere else,

471
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:51,480
yes. 
So, So James Woods reported that

472
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,720
in his neighborhood, the 
insurance company that they, 

473
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,880
that the insurance companies 
they dealt with, and he was one 

474
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,520
major insurance company. 
They, they literally cut all of 

475
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,600
them off. 
They, they stopped their 

476
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,920
policies before the fires hit. 
But it's like, it's like, wait, 

477
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,480
so three weeks before the fire 
started and you cut everybody's 

478
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:15,160
insurance? 
Yeah, sue ones for breach of 

479
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,560
contract. 
It is a breach of contract. 

480
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,320
Yeah, it is. 
Yeah. 

481
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,000
Because they've been paid for 
that service. 

482
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,880
No, you have to. 
There are insurance companies 

483
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,480
that wait for your claim on 
purpose and they hope that 

484
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,720
you'll walk away and just keep 
paying them or even get a 

485
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,760
different one. 
You've paid them and they did 

486
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,480
absolutely nothing. 
Literally, if you talk to a good

487
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,800
person in those insurance 
companies, they'll be like, you 

488
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,520
have to sue the company. 
I'm sorry. 

489
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,080
That's the way it is to get your
money. 

490
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,920
That's what they expect. 
And then they will settle by 

491
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,840
giving you your insurance claim.
That's what they'll do. 

492
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,720
All right, let's settle out of 
court. 

493
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,880
Let's give you your insurance 
claim. 

494
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,400
That's exactly how they'll do 
it. 

495
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,480
If you don't, then yeah, it's. 
Insurance make that money. 

496
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:04,920
Is a scam mostly, but I could 
totally kind of get it with this

497
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,800
situation where it's like they 
the one insurance the insurance 

498
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,240
company can't pay for everybody 
in the whole state. 

499
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,360
It has to go to like the 
emergency Relief Fund putting. 

500
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,840
You are putting money into. 
This. 

501
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,960
You are putting money into this 
insurance company. 

502
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:24,080
That's fat cats. 
The CEO of that insurance 

503
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,440
company should have to take 
money out of his own pocket to 

504
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,120
pay for that. 
Yes, the multi billionaire 

505
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:34,500
running that insurance company. 
If the company itself quote UN 

506
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,600
quote runs out of money to pay 
for, that's what you're paying 

507
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,360
for. 
These people are paying 10s of 

508
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,960
thousands of dollars a month for
fire insurance in that area. 

509
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:48,040
Hey, hey, as a boss, I'm gonna 
be against you. 

510
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,840
No, the guy that runs the 
insurance company, he worked 

511
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,160
hard for that money. 
Okay. 

512
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,960
I'm with you. 
No, no, no. 

513
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,640
I'm not saying socialistic 
ideal. 

514
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:02,080
I'm not, no, no, no, I am not 
saying that he should, but I'm 

515
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,560
saying if the insurance company 
runs out of money because they 

516
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,680
cannot payout all the insurance 
claims, it's going to start 

517
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,560
coming out of the CEO's pockets 
in court. 

518
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,360
It's going to happen. 
So what's happening is I think 

519
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,840
there's a difference in in them 
having the money to pay for it 

520
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,960
and then wanting to pay for it. 
No, no. 

521
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,320
That's what I said first. 
I said they don't want to pay 

522
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,080
for it, so they'll cut it off. 
Literally, they're expecting you

523
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,200
to either give up, hopefully 
they get to keep the money that 

524
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,360
you've shelled in, or they're 
expecting you to sue them. 

525
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,600
And in reward, they'll be like, 
let's settle out of court. 

526
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,000
I'll give you your insurance 
claim, have a good day and 

527
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,520
they'll do what you paid them to
do and you'll walk away. 

528
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,800
But you won't be covered by 
them. 

529
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,640
You'll have to go get a 
different insurance company. 

530
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,480
It's one of those two options. 
Ladies and gentlemen, if you're 

531
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,360
in trouble and your insurance 
company does not pay your claim 

532
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,760
and it is written out in their 
bylines, they should. 

533
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:55,320
They expect you to sue them. 
They hope you won't because they

534
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,000
want to keep the money you paid 
them, but they expect you to sue

535
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,360
them so that they will then 
settle out of court and pay the 

536
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,480
claim. 
That's it. 

537
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,400
Literally. 
Get ready to sue them. 

538
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,040
Display. 
All right, I'll have my lawyer 

539
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,240
contact you. 
Sue them, settle out of court, 

540
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,920
get your claim, move on with 
your life. 

541
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,080
But be careful because some 
bylines are written in so that 

542
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,880
they don't have to cover. 
And if you sue them for that, 

543
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,040
they could win and you could get
nothing. 

544
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,760
Just be careful. 
You. 

545
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,440
Ever seen the movie The 
Beekeeper? 

546
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,160
I have not. 
I should. 

547
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,440
It's on my list. 
Jason Statham. 

548
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:32,240
It's it, yeah, I think it's on 
either Amazon or Max, one of the

549
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,920
two. 
But essentially that's what it 

550
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,560
is like this insurance company 
screws over Jason Statham like 

551
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,840
neighbor or friend and then so 
he just. 

552
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,440
Kills them all. 
What? 

553
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,960
It's kind of like that. 
It's not like there's there's 

554
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,320
more to it like there's like you
still. 

555
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,240
Over old man Jenkins. 
Then I'm gonna kill you. 

556
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,560
Yeah, I'm gonna kill you for 
shooting. 

557
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,680
Over my friend, I'm gonna I'm. 
Gonna unleash the bees on you 

558
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,440
also, I don't know. 
That that he is a beekeeper in 

559
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,200
that movie and like the the the 
scoreless. 

560
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,000
Does he weaponize the bees at 
some point? 

561
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,600
I don't think so. 
Like the organization that he's 

562
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,320
a part of is called the 
Beekeepers. 

563
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,040
Oh. 
OK, they keep the bees. 

564
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,240
Well, like, you know, like 
beekeepers, they keep away, like

565
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,360
they keep a dangerous, like not 
a dangerous, but an animal or an

566
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,000
insect that can hurt people. 
So that's what they're supposed 

567
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,040
to do. 
They're supposed to keep the 

568
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,000
things that hurt people away 
from. 

569
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:31,360
Oh, I see, I see. 
Oh, I'm a blame. 

570
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,600
You're right, it is on. 
Amazon. 

571
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,720
No I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 
I honestly. 

572
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,880
To be fair, I don't down Jason 
Statham movies because I 

573
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,520
actually really like most of his
movies. 

574
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,560
No, they are not the most 
groundbreaking movies ever, but 

575
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:48,400
if you were a really good solid 
action movie with no plot twist 

576
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,360
that are stupid anything like 
that, he hits some pretty good 

577
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,160
ones. 
That's what I call him. 

578
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,760
I call him, uh, brain dead 
movies. 

579
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,120
I like that. 
Yeah. 

580
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,840
Yeah. 
Nothing, nothing gets them. 

581
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,160
They're fun. 
Expendables. 

582
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,920
Yeah, they're fun. 
Watch. 

583
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,360
Hilarious. 
And. 

584
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,840
Then a lot of times you not 
watch. 

585
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:15,280
Chuck Norris in there, that is. 
1234, all of them. 

586
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,760
They're all the same. 
All the same movie, just 

587
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:22,040
different actors. 
No, she's not. 

588
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,840
Expendable. 
She's deaf. 

589
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,960
No, no. 
I'm gonna shut up. 

590
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:36,600
I'm gonna incriminate myself. 
Hot. 

591
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:36,920
Hot. 
Hot. 

592
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,280
Hot. 
Hot. 

593
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:37,760
Hot. 
Hot. 

594
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,160
Hot. 
Hot. 

595
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,320
Hot. 
Am I the only one who doesn't 

596
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,640
find Ronda Rousey? 
That what? 

597
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,160
Does she look like? 
I'll tell you. 

598
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,360
I'll tell you why I think Ronda 
Rousey is a trap. 

599
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,960
I don't think as so. 
She's not like she doesn't check

600
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,640
all the boxes for me, right? 
OK, as far as like what I. 

601
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,800
Find injective. 
What are these boxes? 

602
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
What are these boxes? 
Let me get my notebook. 

603
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,520
I'll. 
Go over all the boxes. 

604
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,360
OK, see just. 
Well, you know. 

605
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,080
Look at my mom, guys. 
Look at my mom. 

606
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,320
So, so here's, so here's the big
thing with Ronda Rousey. 

607
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,000
I think she's she's somewhat 
pretty, OK, right? 

608
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,960
Oh yeah, down. 
I won't take that away, but 

609
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,080
here's my. 
Biggest thing? 

610
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,280
Ronda Rousey could probably beat
me up. 

611
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,520
There's no probably she could. 
And I've Yeah, that's true. 

612
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,080
And bro I I've always. 
Wondered Holly Holmes. 

613
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,240
I've always wondered. 
Could I? 

614
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:27,920
He's. 
Not a good fight. 

615
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,800
Could I take her? 
You know, here's the thing. 

616
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,760
Here's the thing. 
So Holly Holmes is, is a great 

617
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,400
kickboxer. 
She's a great kickboxer. 

618
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,240
She is. 
Did you see her record in it? 

619
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,880
UFC. 
She got beat down here. 

620
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,520
Here's the free time. 
Except Ronda. 

621
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,880
Rousey, here's the problem. 
Here's the problem that Ronda 

622
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,640
Rousey always got herself into 
in her fights, yeah, is she 

623
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,800
would always try an out 
striking. 

624
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,080
She would try an outbox out 
kick. 

625
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,880
Yeah, he's not a boxer. 
Rouses not that was her coat. 

626
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,360
No, she would know. 
Her coach telling her to do that

627
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,320
it. 
Was and she would not take and 

628
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,640
say I'm good at groundwork so 
I'm going to man yeah none 

629
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,320
better so no there is this 
bronze. 

630
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,600
Medal in judo, right? 
Or something like that. 

631
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,160
Like. 
Crazy high up judo. 

632
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,960
Yeah, she got some hardcore. 
Yeah, she's a great judo player.

633
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,840
There's there's this reality or 
there was this reality TV show 

634
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,000
with like celebrities and 
essentially like they see if 

635
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,200
like these celebrities can live 
on the surface of Mars. 

636
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,560
So they put them on like Marvel 
Desert, like in these like put 

637
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,560
them on Mars. 
Yeah. 

638
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,840
Elon Watson. 
Eventually. 

639
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:38,360
Arizona is basically Mars, yeah.
Arizona like in like in these 

640
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,520
domes like they couldn't leave 
the domes of these special suits

641
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,680
like all this. 
So she was Ronda Rousey was in 

642
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,520
it, and she was paired with, oh,
what's that, NF? 

643
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,560
He's an NFL wide. 
Received up on the podcast 

644
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,920
before. 
Yeah, but. 

645
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,920
Yeah, like they became, like, 
best friends through this whole 

646
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,160
thing. 
And he was always. 

647
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,760
He's like I was. 
I've always wondered that. 

648
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,320
Yeah. 
Ever since I've known you like 

649
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,120
could you Good. 
Size matter, yeah. 

650
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,560
Yeah. 
That's a big go. 

651
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,120
Fast and put him in an arm bar 
so fast. 

652
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,560
Oh man. 
Jeez. 

653
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,880
Oh no, I'm so. 
Close to you right now. 

654
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,920
Oh, this is terrible. 
Just size would not matter in 

655
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,160
that situation. 
That's what judo is built for. 

656
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,000
So I I can see that. 
But let I'm not even going to 

657
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,080
say MMA trained, but some dude 
who is fairly well trained to 

658
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:31,600
fight, that's 202 fifty fairly 
well trained to fight can take 

659
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,640
care of himself. 
Like could she? 

660
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,400
I think I could hold my own 
until I got pulled to the 

661
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,440
ground. 
Same. 

662
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,400
Don't let her my leg game. 
Yeah. 

663
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,000
Or slam her. 
She's just my strength, those 

664
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,240
legs. 
Yeah. 

665
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,560
Yeah. 
My thing is Winter Soldier. 

666
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,560
Her keeper, Keeper. 
You got legs, darling, You got 

667
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,880
Black Widow putting The Winter 
Soldier in an arm bar on his 

668
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,720
metal arm and he just takes her 
and goes boom. 

669
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,400
That's what I. 
Do so many people who were like.

670
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,560
I'll tell you how. 
I tell you how I win this fight 

671
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:07,280
with Ronda Rousey. 
You don't fight her firearm, why

672
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,240
are you making kissy faces? 
Firearm. 

673
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,000
You're like, I seduced her so 
she doesn't want to fight me. 

674
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,680
Now now tell me if I'm wrong but
tightly wound fetal position 

675
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:25,640
can't touch me. 
She'd ever have she'd just kick 

676
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,240
you in the head until you're 
dead. 

677
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,320
Oh. 
I cover my head with my hands 

678
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,040
and tuck my knees to my 
forehead. 

679
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,560
I'm breaking your. 
Spine your, your spine, and then

680
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,000
your. 
Little members, your little 

681
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,680
members might out your legs. 
She might start kicking him. 

682
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,320
I'm 200 lbs. 
She can't. 

683
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,400
She can't pick me up. 
She might be up. 

684
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,720
He doesn't. 
Wrestle a 200 LB bean. 

685
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,200
She doesn't have to pick you up 
in that situation. 

686
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,200
Jordan, right. 
My brother-in-law, he's been on 

687
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,640
the podcast before. 
Everybody on your nose, Jordan. 

688
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,000
Yeah, he's pretty good with jiu 
jitsu. 

689
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,520
OK am I pretty good? 
I mean he's he's a blue belt, he

690
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,080
competes all around the state. 
He's got a pretty good record. 

691
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,840
So kid kids great at it. 
Fiona has a natural ability in 

692
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,200
jiu jitsu, which is the way that
her mind works and and all that 

693
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,760
and like just. 
It works towards that. 

694
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,520
That's cool it. 
Works like as soon as she gets 

695
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,720
pulled to the ground, like she 
puts up full guard and then like

696
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,960
she just she tries to pull you 
into her and every like she's 

697
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,280
great at it. 
It's fantastic. 

698
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,320
But The funny thing is Jordan's 
140. 

699
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,640
No, no, not 140. 
I don't, I'm saying. 

700
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,080
He's like 180. 
He's like 8175. 

701
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,960
He's not. 
He's not like he's tall. 

702
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,280
He's super. 
Tall. 

703
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:46,800
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

704
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,680
It's funny because he's always 
like, I wonder if I could take 

705
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,520
you. 
I wonder if I could take you. 

706
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,440
I wonder if I could take you. 
Oh, OK. 

707
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,600
Let's just do it. 
Like, I don't care. 

708
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,960
So he tried to put me in like 
this leg lock thing. 

709
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:08,520
And so then I just stood up, 
like in this arm bar thing. 

710
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,239
I just like picked up my arm, 
put them on it. 

711
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:15,920
I. 
AM. 

712
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,800
You're finding somebody that's 
100 lbs heavier than you. 

713
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,199
Yeah. 
The main big difference not. 

714
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:24,199
Just that not just that, but you
have a you have strength to 

715
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:26,719
match as well because just 
because they're bigger than you 

716
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:30,320
does not mean they're stronger 
right if they are not stronger 

717
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:34,400
you you're in trouble or they're
not they're not they can't hurt 

718
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,600
you yes we. 
Got a lot of marshmallows we got

719
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:37,880
to carry around. 
We're stronger. 

720
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,080
Yeah, that's why there's a 
better chance that they are 

721
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,560
stronger. 
Yeah, they got, they got 

722
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,280
weighted, Weighted skin, 
Weighted skin. 

723
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,880
As I wear a 200 LB weight vest 
just so I'm ready yeah all the 

724
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,520
time I just. 
I keep adding them out of that. 

725
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,720
That's not keep adding to my 
weighted vest every day, Right, 

726
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,320
Right. 
Something full of cheeseburgers 

727
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,520
and and. 
Well, and that's a thing too. 

728
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,680
Like me, What little fighting 
experience I have. 

729
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,120
Guess what if a fight presents 
itself? 

730
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,760
As long as no, none of my 
friends or family are in danger,

731
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,480
I'm not afraid to run away. 
I will run. 

732
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,760
I'm not going to win that fight.
I'm not. 

733
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,360
I'm not. 
It's not going to happen. 

734
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,560
I'm stupid. 
My my kempo teacher in in like 

735
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,240
the one of the first martial 
arts that I learned. 

736
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,640
Big thing he big thing he put 
into us, he said. 

737
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,320
Everybody thinks that good, good
martial arts, good karate, good 

738
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,560
whatever, is being able to beat 
up the guy that's standing up 

739
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,320
against you, he said. 
At the end of the day, you know 

740
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,920
what good karate or good martial
arts is running. 

741
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,040
Away. 
Escaping. 

742
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,000
The thing about it is, though, 
here's my thing. 

743
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,440
On average in America, on 
average, it seems like guys are 

744
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,960
closer to 6 feet tall. 
They're heavier. 

745
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,520
They're somewhat stronger. 
You got the Jim Bros in there. 

746
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:56,200
Even if they don't know how to 
fight, They're they're heavier. 

747
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,000
My Max lift deadlift is twice my
body weight, 260. 

748
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,840
That's impressive for me, but in
a fight, that much strength does

749
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,720
not translate to 300 lbs coming 
at me ready to roll. 

750
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,960
Oh, really? 
I will say, I will say this, 

751
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:18,800
Alex, look up on YouTube Shorts,
Facebook reels, whatever, and 

752
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,200
then you kind of just scroll 
through just random street 

753
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,000
fights and it's hilarious. 
Yeah. 

754
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,640
Oh, I've seen them. 
Yeah, no funny. 

755
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:31,600
You'll be OK. 
Yeah. 90% of the fights that 

756
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,400
happen out there is just this 
random guy who thinks he knows 

757
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,320
he can, what he can do, and he's
just swinging wild. 

758
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,520
Yep. 
Well, that's actually what Joe 

759
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,000
Rogan said too. 
Joe Rogan is trained, like, 

760
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,440
professionally trained. 
He doesn't fight, but he's 

761
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,960
trained. 
He was like. 

762
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,720
Out there. 
Oh, yeah. 

763
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,960
And he was like, he was saying 
on his podcast, he's like, I've 

764
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,320
been in one street fight. 
He's like, let me tell you what,

765
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,360
what's going to go down? 
He's like, if you know some kind

766
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,400
of defense to defend. 
The heart, the. 

767
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,040
Points that hurt you when you 
get hit. 

768
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,840
If you can defend like that for 
30 seconds, you win because they

769
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,000
will gas out and they'll be 
useless. 

770
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,640
Useless. 
You've got adrenaline pumping. 

771
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,880
30 seconds of this nonsense, 
your adrenaline will stop and 

772
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,440
you will be so over exhausted 
that you'll probably just lay 

773
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,200
down. 
And then I'll be like, well my 

774
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,560
forearms are a little sore, have
a good one and I'll turn around 

775
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,480
and walk away. 
But what you're saying I just 

776
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:31,280
want try it. 30 seconds of 
tightly wound feed position 

777
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,880
against Ronda Rousey and I'll be
good. 

778
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,680
Is that what you're saying? 
Is that what I'm getting, 

779
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,720
Rousey? 
What do you get out? 

780
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,440
She'd beat. 
Me up if I did. 

781
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,920
What do you what do you get out 
of? 

782
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,280
It she'll keep you in the back 
and get you. 

783
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,000
Never walk. 
Again. 

784
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,920
Your ribs are exposed. 
I'm secured. 

785
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:52,080
That's fine, I don't need that. 
I don't need ribs. 

786
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,200
I don't need. 
That. 

787
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,040
I don't need to walk ever again.
It's fine. 

788
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,080
Yeah, you can't. 
Put me in an arm bar and she's 

789
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,520
just going to kick me. 
She is going to tug and tug and 

790
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,080
tug on your arm until you break.
I think honestly, and this is 

791
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,120
not against you specifically, 
but if you're in the field 

792
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,800
position you're blocking your 
head like this, I think she can 

793
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,400
break your hands free, get you 
in an arm bar. 

794
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,360
She's using her entire body 
against one arm. 

795
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,120
How sad of an image is that? 
A man cowering in fear on the 

796
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:26,560
ground and a woman just trying 
to and she's already lost. 

797
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,160
She's already lost visually if 
anyone don't think she has. 

798
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,600
A man has won or lost. 
I'm pretty sure the man. 

799
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,920
I'm going to go to the hospital 
with a smile on my face. 

800
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,800
I'm pretty sure that means the 
man is lost in that situation. 

801
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,640
No, I. 
I got close. 

802
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,360
Because I stand up and I start 
talking a little funny with a 

803
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,880
funny voice and I and I and I 
make my eye go a little, a 

804
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,000
little cross eyed. 
I win. 

805
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,400
I'm mentally challenged. 
You should beat up a mentally 

806
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:08,120
challenged guy. 
CNN interviews you because 

807
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,200
you're the guy that Ronda Rousey
kicked the crap out of. 

808
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:15,240
She beat me up. 
She she hit me. 

809
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,640
No. 
Oh no. 

810
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,320
I. 
Win and. 

811
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,720
Then when they check your 
records and find out that you 

812
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:25,200
are mentally challenged 
whatsoever. 

813
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,920
Dude no, no, I'm going now. 
Oh man. 

814
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,160
All you gotta do is listen to 
this podcast and we'll know he 

815
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,120
is. 
But not even then. 

816
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,720
No one would do it even then. 
I'm drinking that apple crisp 

817
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,920
Mead, thank you. 
So apple pie. 

818
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,520
So my my buddy Shane, shout out,
shout out to Shane. 

819
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,840
I don't know if he listens 
sometimes. 

820
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:51,160
He got me a six months 
subscription to Atlas Coffee and

821
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,520
I've got one from Mexico right 
now. 

822
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,240
I get a new one every month, I 
guess. 

823
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,440
How's it got to be from Mexico? 
Pretty solid. 

824
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,640
This one is this. 1. 
What are you drinking? 

825
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,640
Butter beer. 
It's a apple cider vinegar. 

826
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,800
No, yes, yeah. 
Big old glass of apple cider 

827
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,840
vinegar. 
It's. 

828
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:11,040
The same bottle, is that the 
same? 

829
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,400
Drink you all under the table 
with apple cider vine, no. 

830
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,880
It's it's a Thor mug my wife 
bought me. 

831
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,440
Oh. 
No, there's got to be a Thor 

832
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,240
mug. 
Because Thor is on it. 

833
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,600
I don't know. 
Another smash What? 

834
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,720
Are you drinking though, Alex? 
What is it? 

835
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,080
It's Arizona Green. 
Tea. 

836
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,600
It looked like apple cider 
vinegar. 

837
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,000
Good stuff. 
That's actually how I take my 

838
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,400
apple cider vinegar in the 
morning. 

839
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,040
I'll take a swig of it instead 
of mixing it with water and 

840
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,880
honey. 
Get a boy. 

841
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,480
Get it done. 
Job, Alex. 

842
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,200
Get it done. 
That's gross, you know. 

843
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,920
You know what better than that 
shotgun about two of the the big

844
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:53,360
super tall white white monsters 
cheese and then having a heart 

845
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,800
attack. 
No, that actually gets my heart 

846
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,640
pumping every morning. 
I. 

847
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,480
Don't think my heart's been 
doing slam those things, man. 

848
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,520
There you go that might. 
Be like you might as well. 

849
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,400
Just look up jumper cables to 
your nipples. 

850
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,160
That's. 
The next step? 

851
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,600
That's in six months when the 
monsters no longer do it for me.

852
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,240
I'm not going to do, I'm not 
going to do three of them. 

853
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,440
That's just unhealthy. 
I'm. 

854
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,120
Going to switch and then if the 
jumper cables don't work, three 

855
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:33,520
monsters. 
Monsters if. 

856
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,440
That doesn't work. 
I'll quit my job, work at the 

857
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:53,440
monster factory. 
Has anyone done that? 

858
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,040
Anyone ever? 
Has anyone ever swam in 

859
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,720
carbonated liquid? 
I'm pretty sure they're 

860
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,640
enclosed, the monster vats in 
the factories. 

861
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,480
I'm pretty sure they're closed 
so people don't fall into them. 

862
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,040
They. 
Have to mix the syrup and the 

863
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,960
stuff I don't. 
Know that's where they mix they 

864
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,640
don't cook it but like. 
Hundred 100% though there. 

865
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,520
There is probably a hatch 
somewhere where you can get 

866
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,720
inside so that you can clean it 
out. 

867
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,640
Has anyone done that So 
swimming? 

868
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,800
So I could. 
Have my favorite job. 

869
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,000
You drink the monster, you clean
it and. 

870
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,200
Carbonated anything, I think you
feel weightless powder. 

871
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,960
I want to try it. 
So it makers so usually powder. 

872
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,440
Curry at. 
Work you got. 

873
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,880
You got to go down to Kentucky, 
go down to Kentucky, to the 

874
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,600
Maker's Mark facility and when 
they take you on your on the 

875
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,040
tour, they show you the big VAT 
of that. 

876
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,160
Literally it's just a big VAT of
the bourbon. 

877
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,480
No, not of the birds of the, 
it's of the mash there. 

878
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:57,000
Once they search to ferment the 
distillers beer, it's just it's 

879
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,320
all open. 
I mean, it's a good, I don't 

880
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,400
know, 50 feet across this 
massive. 

881
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,920
It smells really good, huh? 
It's not monster, but you know, 

882
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,800
you know, you could jump in and 
figure it out. 

883
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,640
I mean, it's, it's not 
carbonated, but there's CO2 

884
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,160
bubbling up through it. 
So I've got powdered taurine at 

885
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,720
work that we put into the cat 
food sometimes. 

886
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,800
Oh, really? 
Maybe I'll just like. 

887
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,800
Why? 
Some recipes. 

888
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,400
Some recipes go for it. 
Is that good for cats? 

889
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,840
That seems like it's not good 
for cats. 

890
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,520
It gets jacked. 
Yeah, get some, get some yolked.

891
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,040
Absolutely wired. 
Now I understand why cat. 

892
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,720
One of the people who works 
under you is a little more 

893
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,520
energetic that day. 
It's like you got to stop. 

894
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:43,040
Stop snorting the taurine. 
I'm sick of this. 

895
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,600
Yeah, we used to have a guy that
would take the powdered lysine. 

896
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,560
He would take powdered lysine 
and put it on his burger. 

897
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,440
Then we we made for a very short
stint, we made arginine, which 

898
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,600
is really good for it dilates 
your blood vessels, especially 

899
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,280
to your nether regions. 
Gets you all, gets you all veiny

900
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:14,400
and pumpy down, down, South. 
But it's your legs, sure. 

901
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,720
Yeah, sure. 
Yeah, yeah. 

902
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,720
Yeah, yeah, the third one, yeah.
Third leg you have 3 legs, but 

903
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,800
there was there was wise that 
would that would take and like 

904
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,600
one guy that I worked with, he 
would take a spoonful of it, put

905
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,160
it in his coffee. 
I I take arginine to the stage 

906
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,760
from for Heart Health. 
Like is it flavorless? 

907
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,480
Like I feel like that I. 
Don't know, honestly, You know 

908
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,960
what it is. 
You know what I'm taking? 

909
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,480
I would do a spoonful well and 
then drink my coffee to wash it 

910
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,760
down. 
No, you know, you know, you know

911
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,000
what I would do as the boss. 
Oh, what would you do? 

912
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,000
I'd write you up and I'd fire 
you. 

913
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,280
You know what you're feeling 
from the company. 

914
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,080
Good. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

915
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,120
How dare you? 
$0.35 you're eating. 

916
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,240
Where's my freaking $0.50 I just
scraped? 

917
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,200
I just scraped it off of the 
floor. 

918
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,280
So. 
So what? 

919
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,840
Here's what happened. 
Here's what happened, boss. 

920
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,600
I cleaned the floor, and then I 
disposed of it. 

921
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,440
And instead of putting the trash
can in my mouth. 

922
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,480
What's up? 
What's up? 

923
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,400
Great. 
Yeah. 

924
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,640
So that's not against my policy.
You're fired. 

925
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:17,640
OK. 
No. 

926
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,960
You can't. 
Smell my pits. 

927
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,120
Smell my pits. 
Harassment. 

928
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,120
My pits don't stink. 
Special harassment. 

929
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,560
Yeah, yeah. 
It's not sexual harassment. 

930
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,240
If you like it, then it's sexy 
harassment. 

931
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,000
And you like it. 
No. 

932
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,240
You liked it. 
I'm going to sue. 

933
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,640
You liked it? 
I'm never working on this town. 

934
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,720
Yeah, well, I'll work at your 
mom's house. 

935
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,040
You have the street corner? 
Yeah. 

936
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Yeah, the street corner maybe 
That's where I want to work. 

937
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,560
Yeah. 
Do you think of that? 

938
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:01,200
401K damn it. 
That pimp is moving up in the 

939
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,080
world. 
I'm in it for the. 

940
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,480
I'm going to spread through town
that you're a normal white male.

941
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,960
What now, baby? 
How could you? 

942
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,720
Ohh man. 
You know that I'm 128th Latino, 

943
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:26,760
you know? 
I've won 700 and 56th Apache, so

944
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,720
Joey, you know it was funny. 
Yeah, well, Apache spit on my 

945
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:34,360
ancestor once, so take that Sir.
I I was listening to the under 

946
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,120
under the table from last week 
and it was before I got on. 

947
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,840
And so like, you and Cheddar are
talking about the TASM Inferno, 

948
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,200
Yeah. 
OK. 

949
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,560
And so he's all like, yeah, I 
need to rewrite it again above 

950
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,640
so. 
Yeah. 

951
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,520
Heaven. 
You're like, Oh, yeah, Danny 

952
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,880
didn't tell you, Vic. 
I can't believe he did that. 

953
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,680
That was that was horrible. 
I was driving to the Walmart 

954
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,680
parking lot. 
I stopped. 

955
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,680
I was like, what? 
I did. 

956
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,160
Yeah. 
Because I was like, wait, he 

957
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,160
did. 
I feel like he would have told 

958
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,760
me. 
Did I have this conversation? 

959
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,400
Yeah, sure enough, sure enough, 
she texted. 

960
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,200
Me the next day. 
Or a couple hours later she was 

961
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:19,640
like, I, I'm out like like stop 
the car because I, I, I heard 

962
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:24,880
like, I'm doing this. 
What I think you would have told

963
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,720
me it. 
Was so good. 

964
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,200
That was pretty funny it. 
Was perfectly timed because he 

965
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,000
said how stressed he was for 
having to redo the thing. 

966
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,760
It really was just like you got 
to add a new character for. 

967
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,640
For. 
Direct. 

968
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,040
Yeah, sorry though. 
It was fun. 

969
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,280
It was fun. 
I do it for the funnies. 

970
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,360
I'm a slave to the funnies. 
He knows it, I know it. 

971
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,200
I give you accept it. 
Squeeze your little tuckers. 

972
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,400
My took it. 
Wait, wait, what? 

973
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,120
My took us. 
Like a little little little hug 

974
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,160
and then you, just you. 
Know yeah, the hands slowly 

975
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,120
glide down the body. 
Kind of, yeah. 

976
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,640
Eating down packets you are. 
What are you romance and I just 

977
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,520
RIP it. 
So. 

978
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,800
Yep. 
It'd be weird, like if I had 

979
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,240
both hands and I picked. 
Alex is straight to the point. 

980
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,960
I like that. 
No, that's a move that I like. 

981
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:23,000
Well, that's Joey's like, Joey's
like I don't pick up signals 

982
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,200
very well. 
So when he just grabs and lifts,

983
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,160
I know what he wants. 
It's. 

984
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,800
Fine. 
My legs go around you and it's 

985
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:34,200
like I'm climbing a tree a 
really I feel like. 

986
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,880
A gentleman. 
A really hairy tree. 

987
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,040
This trees got a lot of Moss on 
it. 

988
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:42,720
Oh. 
Geez. 

989
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:48,680
The the Moss is pointed N so am 
I. 

990
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,680
Lenny would love it. 
Yeah, yeah, I'll meet Lenny one 

991
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,640
day, my hero. 
I've met him like once in 

992
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,840
passing and then he seemed like 
he wanted nothing to do with me,

993
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:04,360
so then I cried. 
Myself, he. 

994
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,800
Said he went on about meeting 
you. 

995
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,320
He didn't realize who you were 
at first. 

996
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,840
He was like, wait, that was 
Danny and I. 

997
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,520
Was like that was. 
That's the guy. 

998
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,000
Oh. 
He's a normal dude. 

999
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:18,400
The guy well, you think he is 
see he was being presentable at 

1000
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,480
the moment. 
You know, he really is not a 

1001
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,480
normal really want to hang out 
with Lenny like a couple couple 

1002
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,280
of, you know, Bush lattes deep. 
Yeah, it's probably a good time.

1003
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:32,120
I I could have so his 40th 
birthday, which was just in 

1004
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,560
February of last year. 
He's a baby. 

1005
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,920
I yeah, he is. 
I could have but we had the 

1006
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,880
podcast. 
It was getting ready to start 

1007
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,360
about the time that he started 
in web, you know, like 1/2 hour 

1008
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,160
away. 
We could have done the podcast 

1009
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,640
live from Lenny's birthday 
party. 

1010
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,320
I would actually that would have
been awesome. 

1011
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,360
I should have suggested that. 
Yeah, that would have been 

1012
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,000
pretty good. 
Maybe podcast live from Lenny's 

1013
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,080
birthday party. 
We're like, where's he? 

1014
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,280
We're all tied up. 
I would have been a good idea. 

1015
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,760
I wish I would have thought of 
that now. 

1016
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,240
I'm sorry Lenny, Why does he 
have that weird mask? 

1017
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:25,680
On. 
Hey, guys, this is the Quentin 

1018
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,680
Tarantino party, right? 
I walk in dressed like Bruce 

1019
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,760
Willis from Pulp Fiction. 
Like, yeah. 

1020
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,880
Everybody's got meat sticks. 
Yeah, I got a big old pack of 

1021
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,920
them from Christmas. 
Oh, I want one. 

1022
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,680
I got one for you. 
Yeah, wait, why is that fleshy 

1023
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,240
colored? 
That's a penis. 

1024
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,640
That's a penis. 
That's Quentas. 

1025
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,320
I practically smell it from 
here. 

1026
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,280
He got that right up against the
camera. 

1027
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,840
This is Buffalo Bob's and it's a
venison like. 

1028
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,400
Did you say Buffalo Bill? 
That's human. 

1029
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,000
That's women chopped up, Dang 
it. 

1030
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,920
Come on, call. 
Hannibal Lecter, we got to catch

1031
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:12,200
this rap after. 
This tastes like lotion. 

1032
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,520
He puts the lotion on the skin. 
Angus beef. 

1033
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,200
It makes me hungry, yeah. 
So we're not doing AD and D 

1034
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,640
tonight. 
No, although I will say I've got

1035
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,080
a lot planned out. 
Oh my gosh, I might not be able 

1036
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,320
to fit it all into 6 episodes 
like I was planning on. 

1037
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,120
To take as long as you need, 
especially after seeing my 

1038
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,960
season and how much I want to 
do. 

1039
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,360
I'm writing my own season so far
I'm 80 episodes in. 

1040
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,080
Sick. 
No, like for real though, it's 

1041
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,480
like I. 
You know, you know what's crazy 

1042
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,520
though? 
Any, any other DND podcast, it's

1043
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,240
like they have like two seasons,
like 130 episodes deep. 

1044
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,240
Imagine doing what we've been 
doing like as the same 

1045
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:02,240
characters the whole time. 
I mean, I like it because. 

1046
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,120
Like a 5 episode seasons like 
nothing to them you know? 

1047
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,440
Like I would almost like that 
because then you would, you 

1048
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,320
would get to flesh out your 
character more, you know? 

1049
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,800
Big time, yeah, big time. 
And be invested in a huge story 

1050
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,800
and not have to worry about. 
Because then if you're like 

1051
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,840
season, yeah, if you're, you 
know, if you're 100 episodes 

1052
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,080
deep with this character and 
then your character dies, now 

1053
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,080
it's like. 
Oh crap. 

1054
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,440
Yeah, you feel it. 
That's when I that's when I make

1055
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,240
the news. 
Yeah, I make the news. 

1056
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:34,880
At that point, I'm just. 
That's what that's what happened

1057
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,720
because I'm. 
Killing everybody is what 

1058
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,760
happens, you know, is, you know,
episode 1 of Sorcerer's Edge and

1059
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,280
a couple of us die. 
We're going. 

1060
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,120
I don't care. 
Yeah. 

1061
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,600
Yeah, on the 1st episode. 
I can't hear you. 

1062
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,280
Yeah, we can't hear you. 
I see. 

1063
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,320
I mean, this was dead the first 
episode. 

1064
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,680
Yeah, he was. 
Yeah. 

1065
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:55,120
Yeah. 
I should cast up draft. 

1066
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,560
And Pedus went down, Danny's 
character went down, he got 

1067
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,000
unconscious. 
Yeah, I thought he was gone too.

1068
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,080
But Banestus failed death saving
throws episode 1 he would did 

1069
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,760
intense. 
Yeah, it was. 

1070
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,560
But he got revived by 5 and. 
Then I turn into a little 

1071
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:16,720
birdie. 
Goldberg, you want to see my 

1072
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:21,720
Packer? 
So I seen that and it's like I 

1073
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:26,440
got a lot of stuff that I wanna 
do for the Cowboy season and I'm

1074
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,920
hoping that you guys would be on
board for playing that long. 

1075
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,600
Yes. 
Because I'm writing, I'm writing

1076
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:36,120
a full scale compendium. 
I mean, this is everything that 

1077
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,400
could happen, scenario that 
might happen. 

1078
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,200
I'm planning for it all. 
I just. 

1079
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,840
Need I'm going to let you know 
if I die during the Cowboy 

1080
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,160
season, I'm coming to your house
and I'm killing you. 

1081
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:46,800
You. 
Die. 

1082
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,400
No, I'm killing you The dungeon.
No. 

1083
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,880
Why the die your house. 
It's not my fault. 

1084
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,960
It's. 
A little. 

1085
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,440
Bad night? 
No matter. 

1086
00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:01,800
If you have some damn faith, 
damn faith, so we can all get 

1087
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,440
you. 
I figure I'll mess it all up. 

1088
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:13,240
I'll just do this. 
Well, that was the main boss. 

1089
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,200
Two episodes long, I guess you. 
Died I. 

1090
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:23,000
Guess we all win. 
Yeah, the system. 

1091
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,640
The system's pretty cool. 
Too much. 

1092
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,000
It's a very different system. 
Oh good, another different one. 

1093
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:34,200
I know, but it's built around 
it, so I don't want to make 

1094
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:39,240
another system or or try to wrap
it into yeah, try to adapt it 

1095
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:41,560
into something. 
I just found a system, I'm going

1096
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,920
to use it. 
It's pretty simple. 

1097
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,320
It just uses D sixes. 
I did have an idea for tonight. 

1098
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,920
Yeah, yeah, we could do Blake 
Benders. 

1099
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:57,000
Weird news. 
I'll be the. 

1100
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,440
Cameraman. 
Yeah. 

1101
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,240
And then I just, I've got some, 
some odd news stories from 2024 

1102
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:05,840
and we can kind of kick it like 
it's old school and we can, I 

1103
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,240
can read you guys to the news 
and we can talk about how crazy 

1104
00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:09,400
people are. 
Yeah. 

1105
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:13,760
And I've already told you guys I
would not do that even for $5 

1106
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,160
million. 
Like this? 

1107
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,480
I got 1 here. 
Actually, this one's from 2020, 

1108
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,760
but. 
You just ignore me. 

1109
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,800
No, I'm not sure entirely. 
I got commenting for yesterday 

1110
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:29,320
so. 
The things you won't do for $5 

1111
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,880
million. 
I would do a lot for $10,000. 

1112
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,480
Wow. 
I think so. 

1113
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,160
I think so. 
I can round that up 10,000 and 

1114
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,120
one dollar. 
Yeah, no, he can get it 

1115
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,040
together. 
Oh, he can run. 

1116
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,200
He can accumulate that. 
Yeah, OK. 

1117
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,760
OK, Dad, What? 
Do you want me to do well? 

1118
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,000
I don't know. 
I can do it. 

1119
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,680
I don't know what you want. 
To do like. 

1120
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:57,080
Imagination nuts. 
I got to stop. 

1121
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,200
I got to slow this down in here.
Eat this steak. 

1122
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:03,640
I didn't. 
I didn't really plan for this. 

1123
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,680
All of a sudden I don't want the
money anymore. 

1124
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,480
That's right, I'm feeling 
romantical. 

1125
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:23,280
Bring your hot lips over here. 
What's the crazy news you got 

1126
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,560
for us, boss? 
Well, do we want to start a new 

1127
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:26,840
recording? 
Want to go on from here? 

1128
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,880
All. 
Right, this is where we play the

1129
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:44,480
little ticket reel live with Fox
19 News. 

1130
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:49,200
I'm here to read you the top 10 
craziest news stories. 

1131
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,760
And I'm his Co anchor. 
Joe, my, isn't he pretty? 

1132
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,920
Yes, nice lips over there. 
All right. 

1133
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:04,600
On November 29th of 2023, Jack A
Blake, she a criminal defense 

1134
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,720
attorney in Caldwell, OH, was 
suspended by the Supreme Court 

1135
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:11,960
of Ohio for practicing law for 
from practicing law for a year 

1136
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,840
with six months of that 
suspension stayed. 

1137
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,760
What was this crime? 
What do you do? 

1138
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,400
His crime was tossing a Pringles
potato chip can full of his own 

1139
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:26,360
feces in the parking lot of a 
victim advocacy center and 

1140
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,200
failing to control his own 
bizarre impulses. 

1141
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,120
Oh no. 
On the. 

1142
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:35,240
Morning of November 30th, 2021, 
Blake she defecated into an 

1143
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:40,360
empty Pringles can left his home
to attend a pretrial hearing for

1144
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:44,600
his client, who was defended the
defendant in a capital murder 

1145
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,880
case. 
However, as you go past the 

1146
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,120
Haven of Hope Victim Advocacy 
Center in Cambridge, OH Devil, 

1147
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,000
which was scheduled to appear in
court opposite of him in the 

1148
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,160
trial. 
Blake, she threw the Pringles 

1149
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,240
into the parking lot before 
heading to the courthouse. 

1150
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:05,960
Oh my goodness. 
Saw the incident and reported it

1151
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,120
to police. 
Surveillance video also 

1152
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,680
confirmed that Blake she was 
using the advocacy center as his

1153
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,600
drop zone. 
Blake she claimed that he was 

1154
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,040
not targeting anyone in 
particular, but rather that he 

1155
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:22,920
had thrown the feces filled can 
to quote blow off steam UN 

1156
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:23,880
quote. 
It was steaming. 

1157
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,960
You also know that he had pulled
the Pingles Canon at least 10 

1158
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,600
Pingles can prank at least 10 
times that year. 

1159
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,360
Imaging the look of surprise. 
Imagining the look of surprise 

1160
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,760
on their faces to anyone who 
found the can. 

1161
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,520
He was. 
This one was into it. 

1162
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:43,680
Yet despite the premeditation, 
Sir, the court felt that like 

1163
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:47,360
she's misconduct or acquired a 
suspension stating, End Quote, 

1164
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:51,160
his abnormant conduct has 
adversely reflected his own 

1165
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,720
fitness to practice law and 
brought discredit to the 

1166
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,760
profession through significant 
media attention. 

1167
00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:00,200
UN quote Blakeness Blakeless 
pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor 

1168
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,760
charge for disorderly conduct 
and littering. 

1169
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,760
I got 2 littering. 
Two things. 

1170
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,040
It's a littering. 
OK, he's a master. 

1171
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,320
He's done this how many times? 
10 * 10 times. 

1172
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:14,000
I will say I'll give him credit,
the choice of receptacle. 

1173
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,000
Pringles can. 
Brilliant, brilliant. 

1174
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:22,440
Nothing better than to catch 
your feces than a Pringles can. 

1175
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,040
Here's. 
What I have a question with Did 

1176
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,600
he poop directly into the 
Pringles can? 

1177
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,840
Yeah. 
Is it more of like I pooped in a

1178
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,000
bucket and I used like? 
A no no here. 

1179
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,960
That's why the Pringle scan is 
so perfect. 

1180
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,160
Perfectly catches the however 
big a dump you might have. 

1181
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:45,320
And then my second thing is did 
he put the lid back on it and 

1182
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,160
yeah, like it explode when it 
hit the OR did you or did you 

1183
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:53,280
throw it without the lid so that
it kind of comes out and spirals

1184
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,920
in the air? 
No, because then you risk of 

1185
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,640
getting in your car. 
I don't think he cares at that 

1186
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,120
point. 
So here's. 

1187
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,280
If I'm in the. 
Mind. 

1188
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,560
Of the serial. 
If he wants to see Serial look 

1189
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:08,280
or if you if he wants to imagine
surprise on their faces, yeah, 

1190
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:13,200
what he did he pulled up to this
poor like battered woman shelter

1191
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,480
and then. 
He. 

1192
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,120
Wants to see the look of 
surprising. 

1193
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,360
He's like, he'll walk up to the 
door and he'll set the Pringles 

1194
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,360
can down. 
I'll just set it there. 

1195
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,720
And then probably what he did is
like, you know how like so me as

1196
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:31,760
a, as a fat bag, I don't like, I
don't take the, the seal off all

1197
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,160
the way. 
I'll like peel it like 3/4 of 

1198
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:35,960
the way. 
Oh, you leave the seal on. 

1199
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,480
Yeah. 
So then you pile the. 

1200
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:42,000
Seal on and then put the lid on.
So I'm like, oh cool, I've got a

1201
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,440
pizza flavored can of Pringles 
or somebody left to you of. 

1202
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,760
Course it would be pizza dye 
bottle. 

1203
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,960
Open it up and I just ram their 
hand in because they're they're 

1204
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,840
hungry. 
No, I, I think as soon as the 

1205
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:56,000
the the lid comes off and it's 
like a stink bomb effect. 

1206
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000
If that's if that's the case. 
Yeah, it's a concussion grenade 

1207
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,520
it. 
Seals it in it would seal it. 

1208
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,200
Perfectly. 
It's like a giant turd. 

1209
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,920
I feel like saying it perfectly 
it, you know, using that 

1210
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,560
adjective. 
Yeah. 

1211
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,240
It's. 
Perfect. 

1212
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,000
Correct. 
It's the perfect crime. 

1213
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,280
And it's a perfect delivery 
system too. 

1214
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,880
If I ever see a Pringles can on 
my porch, I'm going to be very 

1215
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,720
Oh my goodness. 
Vicious OK, right. 

1216
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,400
So this brought something up and
I don't I don't want to take it 

1217
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,960
like too far. 
OK, because this was this was on

1218
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,960
Facebook. 
I saw it was it was an article 

1219
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:33,080
where I believe it must have 
been a college, but they had put

1220
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,840
up signs. 
No, the, the, the school had put

1221
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:39,000
up signs saying that 
masturbation was no longer 

1222
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,920
allowed because too many people,
too many guys were doing it. 

1223
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:45,560
And it had literally clogged up 
the pipes, the plumbing. 

1224
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,160
And they had to like, spend like
thousands of dollars to unclog 

1225
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:55,760
the pipes. 
Yeah, probably. 

1226
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,720
I mean the the plumbing would be
about that old. 

1227
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,640
So yeah, that makes sense. 
How does the plumbing system not

1228
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,560
able to take? 
I don't know. 

1229
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,040
I mean, it's not very water 
soluble. 

1230
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,880
No, it's saluble all right. 
Some kind of saluble? 

1231
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,040
I'm. 
Salivating. 

1232
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,720
Come on, guys. 
OK, let's not take it too. 

1233
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,400
I knew, I know. 
I shouldn't have said it, but 

1234
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:24,880
yeah, it's along the same lines.
If it's not allowed, then it 

1235
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,440
implies that at some point it 
wasn't allowed. 

1236
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,600
We allow masturbation in in this
campus. 

1237
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,600
We are a masturbation freezer. 
Masturbation free campus. 

1238
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,880
Can you imagine that in the 
campus store like you're, you're

1239
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,840
like like a little bubbly 20 
year old hate machine around the

1240
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,360
campus. 
She's like around like close to 

1241
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,880
the end of it. 
She's like, no, just to remind 

1242
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,560
you guys, we are a masturbation 
free campus. 

1243
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,760
OK? 
What that means is we're not 

1244
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,800
allowed to masturbate on campus 
property. 

1245
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,440
OK, you do that. 
You can go to McDonald's down 

1246
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,320
the street. 
Go to McDonald's. 

1247
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,640
What if I have to? 
You got to be off school 

1248
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,360
grounds. 
Or the bus stop. 

1249
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,160
The bus stop is the closest 
place. 

1250
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:11,960
Bus stop on the street. 
What's that guy doing over 

1251
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,120
there? 
Oh, he's cranking his hog. 

1252
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:14,800
Don't, don't. 
Don't worry about it. 

1253
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,000
No, don't worry about it. 
Oh my word. 

1254
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,800
It's like you can't do that on 
these grounds and. 

1255
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,720
I. 
Got the. 

1256
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,840
Next story, you guys ready? 
All right, next story. 

1257
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:36,520
All right, so in September of 
2023, a 50 year old Lithuanian 

1258
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:42,720
man, only identified as Adidas 
J, ordered a seafood paella, 

1259
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:48,880
paella and two whiskeys at the 
El Bueno Co Mayor restaurant 

1260
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:54,480
Tapiera in Aliante, Spain. 
However, at the end of Adidas's 

1261
01:03:54,480 --> 01:04:00,560
meal, Moses, Dominic, excuse me,
the restaurant manager excuse me

1262
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:04,040
was told that Adidas was 
attempting to dine and dash, 

1263
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,720
evading the outstanding bill of 
$36.75. 

1264
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,960
When Dominic confronted Adidas, 
Adidas claimed that he was going

1265
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,920
to his hotel room to get cash, 
but regardless of his plea, the 

1266
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,640
restaurant staff refused to let 
him leave. 

1267
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,200
At that point, Adidas 
dramatically clutched his chest.

1268
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,560
And fell to the. 
Floor He was having a heart 

1269
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,320
attack. 
Light his stellar performance 

1270
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,800
restaurant step not fall for the
ruse and call police rather than

1271
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,960
an ambulance. 
However, this was not Adidas 

1272
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,120
first attempt at dodging a 
restaurant bill. 

1273
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:41,800
In fact, this was his 20th 
incident within a year, making 

1274
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,040
the con man well known to the 
local police force. 

1275
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,800
Apparently, Adidas was known for
masquerading as a Russian 

1276
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,720
tourist dressed in designer 
clothes and visit fancy 

1277
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,400
restaurants all around Alicante.
Once inside the restaurant, he 

1278
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,880
would begin his order with a 
Russian salad, drink multiple 

1279
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:02,240
glasses of whiskey and join a 
hearty made course of on contour

1280
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,000
or lobster. 
I have more whiskey for dessert.

1281
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,040
Each time, he would reportedly 
Make Heart attacks to get out of

1282
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,640
paying the bill. 
This time, however, Adidas was 

1283
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:15,360
caught in jail for 42 days. 
Oh man, that's not that's not 

1284
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,560
long enough. 
That's not big one. 

1285
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,600
I drink too much whiskey this 
time. 

1286
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,560
Sir, it's, it's $36. 
I can't. 

1287
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,160
I gotta, I gotta get to my hotel
room. 

1288
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:39,120
Let's put the cash in. 
Oh no. 

1289
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:45,440
The fact that it is after he was
refused to leave like that was 

1290
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:49,920
I'm. 
Getting me towards the light. 

1291
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,600
Just see the waiter, waiters. 
Kind of like, Sir, this is the 

1292
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,120
third time you've done this this
week. 

1293
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:58,320
Like, we're not going for. 
Oh yeah, this time it's real. 

1294
01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,880
Yeah, that's where it's real 
this time. 

1295
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:03,000
I've got a bad heart attack. 
It's like, no, you don't have a 

1296
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,040
bad heart. 
You have a liver that looks like

1297
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:08,880
camouflage. 
You're going to prison. 

1298
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:14,120
All right, the next story here 
at approximately at 

1299
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:19,400
approximately 3:30 AM on May 
27th, 20 police were dispatched 

1300
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:23,680
to a Wells Fargo Bank in the 
Callus View or in Callus View, a

1301
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,440
neighborhood in the southern 
southeastern portion of San 

1302
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:29,400
Diego, CA after the burglary 
alarm sounded. 

1303
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,880
However, this was not your 
typical burglary. 

1304
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,680
Rather than somebody looking for
cash, the alarm company told 

1305
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,960
police of the surveillance 
cameras inside the bank captured

1306
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,640
a man inside the break room 
using a microwave. 

1307
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,520
The police arrived at the scene.
They found a broken window near 

1308
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,200
the banks drive through ATM. 
At that time, the security 

1309
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,160
company was able to confirm that
the suspect was still inside. 

1310
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,720
So the police drew their guns 
and used a megaphone to tell the

1311
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,680
man inside a surrender and come 
out with his hands up. 

1312
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:57,280
Then they warned the suspects 
that a canine would be sent in 

1313
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,800
if he did not surrender. 
After getting no response, the 

1314
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,440
officers knocked the bank's 
front door down, sent the canine

1315
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,320
dog in before entering the 
building to retrieve the 

1316
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,520
suspect. 
Moments later, officers just 

1317
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,560
seen walking the man out of the 
bank, holding his hands behind 

1318
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:10,360
his back. 
The unidentified man later told 

1319
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,560
police and he was homeless and 
had broken inside the bank to 

1320
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:16,960
use their microwave and hot 
Pockets while inside. 

1321
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,800
When the man asked if the Hot 
Pockets were worth it, he 

1322
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,880
responded, Hell yeah it was 
worth it. 

1323
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:26,680
Hell yeah. 
Oh my soul, my mom would make my

1324
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,400
Hot Pockets. 
I had to do what I had. 

1325
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:33,160
To do let you use their 
microwave, gas stations have 

1326
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:36,160
free to use microwaves. 
So take your hot. 

1327
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,760
Pockets to a gas station. 
Just. 

1328
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,560
But he had to seal the Hot 
Pockets, right? 

1329
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,680
Right. 
So just earlier today I saw 

1330
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,400
where a guy this, he was labeled
as a cat burglar. 

1331
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:52,000
He had this system of like not 
ladders, ropes set up to lower 

1332
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,040
himself down into this what used
to be a business. 

1333
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,040
And he gets in and he's like 
looking around and security 

1334
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:01,600
cameras having the entire time 
and he like he opened. 

1335
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,560
He finally gets the safe open 
because the key was on top of 

1336
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:07,360
the safe, right? 
He opens it up and there's 

1337
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,800
absolutely nothing inside the 
safe. 

1338
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,760
He finds out later that that 
business had been closed for six

1339
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:18,479
months and he broke into a 
bankrupt business and police 

1340
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:21,080
came and got him and he was in 
handcuffs within minutes. 

1341
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,600
Oh, that's too good. 
Yeah. 

1342
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,680
This one's a little bit of a of 
a dicey 1 here. 

1343
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,520
Delta Airlines, Airbus A. 
Not a good start. 

1344
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,600
Which is a It's a bright pretty 
big. 

1345
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,120
It's a pretty big airplane. 
Huge. 

1346
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:40,720
Airbuses are huge. 
They are said to be the bus of 

1347
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:46,200
the air, I bet. 
I bet they stop for for railroad

1348
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,640
crossings too. 
I bet they. 

1349
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:56,720
Do you're going? 
To. 

1350
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,760
Feel a call for. 
Just a moment. 

1351
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:05,160
It's OK, We're. 
Doing a complete stop, ladies 

1352
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:08,680
and gentlemen, just looking a 
little bit. 

1353
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:16,319
We're at the railroad tracks in 
the sky and but we'll be on our 

1354
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:19,399
way here in just a little bit. 
We're going to be falling for 

1355
01:09:19,399 --> 01:09:21,160
like 10 seconds. 
It's fine, I'm telling you. 

1356
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,800
Everything getting getting 
sucked out. 

1357
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,880
He opened the door. 
The door. 

1358
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,120
All right, and we'll be on our 
way. 

1359
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:35,840
That's amazing. 
I missed my calling in Airline 

1360
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,120
Planet Pilot. 
You set out on the evening of 

1361
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:44,920
September 1st, 2023 for a flight
from Atlanta, GA to Barcelona, 

1362
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,920
Spain. 
Barcelona, however, just 

1363
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,359
slightly more than two hours 
after the plane's departure. 

1364
01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:53,319
So two hours from Atlanta to 
Barcelona, you're probably over 

1365
01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:57,360
the Atlantic. 
Delta Flight 194 was forced to 

1366
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,040
return to Harrison Jackson 
Atlanta International Airport 

1367
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:04,000
with 336 passengers on board. 
While one might expect weather 

1368
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,840
issues, fuel shortages, or 
technical reasons for the turn 

1369
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,200
around, this was not the case. 
Unfortunately, there was an 

1370
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,840
onboard medical emergency 
causing. 

1371
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,480
Don't. 
Causing a messy trail of 

1372
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:21,800
diarrhea left no which 
ultimately created a biohazard 

1373
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,560
situation. 
Maintenance crew spent the next 

1374
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:28,560
5 hours cleaning the airplane 
and had to replace the aisle 

1375
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:32,800
carpet ruined by the accident. 
Jeez, replaced the carpet. 

1376
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:36,960
After a lengthy 8 hour delay, 
passengers, reportedly including

1377
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:41,000
the one suffering from diarrhea,
were allowed to and they finally

1378
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:45,360
landed in Barcelona without 
further incident around 5:16 PM 

1379
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,440
time on September 2nd. 
The same guy they brought him 

1380
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,280
back on in the sea. 
What a plane. 

1381
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,480
Crawled into a corner, he was 
next to that guy. 

1382
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:56,440
Seen me again. 
You know, because you're running

1383
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:58,640
to the bathroom and you're a. 
Whole new life. 

1384
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:03,400
Excuse me, Sure it is. 
The guy next to me has a. 

1385
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:06,720
Problem. 
I thought it was hard. 

1386
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,840
For me it. 
Wasn't a part. 

1387
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:12,760
I'm sorry, I heard his. 
Story I trusted. 

1388
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:16,120
You, I heard his story about 
Andre the Giant once and he was 

1389
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:19,520
on a plane and he had diarrhea 
like that. 

1390
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,120
He couldn't fit in the bathroom 
of a plane. 

1391
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:25,680
Oh, no. 
He was like he was his lower 

1392
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,320
half was in the bathroom and his
upper half was sticking out the 

1393
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:32,120
door and he was using it and it 
stunk up the whole plane. 

1394
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:41,120
And they had the oh Dang. 
I'm sorry and. 

1395
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,520
That guy drank a lot of beer, 
so, you know, that did not smell

1396
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,200
good. 
Well, and he only drank the beer

1397
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,160
because he was in so much pain. 
It was the only thing that 

1398
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,400
dumped or that hold the pain. 
Yeah. 

1399
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:57,560
All right. 
So this one's a little bit close

1400
01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:02,640
to home for a couple of us. 
At approximately 10 O 5:00 AM on

1401
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:07,760
August 30th, 2023, officers in 
Norfolk, NE were dispatched on a

1402
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:11,880
call for a vehicle with a cow 
inside rolling through the town.

1403
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,240
While police assumed that the 
bovine passenger would be a 

1404
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,160
small calf and would actually 
fit inside the vehicle, they 

1405
01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,040
discovered that it was anything 
but small. 

1406
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:23,840
Officers located Lee Myers and 
you know, that's an old man with

1407
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:29,560
the name of Lee riding down US 
257 with these enormous 2200 LB 

1408
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:33,960
half Longhorn, half watsy 
African bowl ride a shotgun. 

1409
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:39,080
And in 1996 Ford Crown Victoria,
the roof of the car's, the roof 

1410
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,440
of the car's roof of the 
passenger side had been removed 

1411
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,600
so the animal could fit inside. 
There was a yellow barrier to 

1412
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,840
the side of the vehicle to keep 
the bowl inside. 

1413
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:52,200
Whose name is Howdy Doody is a 
regular attraction of parades 

1414
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,560
and fares to the state. 
And the two were actually on 

1415
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,280
their way to another small town 
parade before they were stopped 

1416
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,400
in north. 
Oh my goodness. 

1417
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,960
Wow. 
Norfolk Police Captain Chad 

1418
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:06,760
Raymond stated that despite the 
the Sidable Sidable issues with 

1419
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,840
the situation, the officer wrote
Meyer some warnings and asked 

1420
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:12,360
him to take howdy duty back home
to the city of Neely. 

1421
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,520
I don't know. 
That sounds kind of No, he 

1422
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,560
didn't. 
Yeah, right. 

1423
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:24,200
Now. 
Yeah, I'm, I'm totally driving 

1424
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,840
back what? 
Laws are breaking. 

1425
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:26,520
Yeah. 
What? 

1426
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,240
What law am I breaking, officer?
Well, you don't know where? 

1427
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,800
The seat belt. 
Yeah. 

1428
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:31,920
Yeah. 
Idiot. 

1429
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,240
He's a long. 
He's a long. 

1430
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:38,360
You knew about Bones, you pig. 
Roof being cut out all. 

1431
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,600
Right. 
All right, so look here, Mr. All

1432
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:45,760
right, so I'm going to cite you 
for loitering because you've 

1433
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,120
been sitting around on the road 
a little too long. 

1434
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:51,400
Yeah. 
Yeah, I'm a good man. 

1435
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:57,560
All right, this one here. 
Don Shump, the owner of 

1436
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:00,480
Philadelphia Bee Company, 
relocates honey bees, 

1437
01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:03,320
bumblebees, and we'll often use 
them to make honey to sell the 

1438
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:06,760
Philadelphia, PA area. 
Aside from relocating and honey 

1439
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:09,920
production, Shump's company also
freezes and studies Hornets and 

1440
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:13,280
Wasps. 
On September 21st, 2023, Shump 

1441
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,680
had a job that entailed removing
a large amount of European 

1442
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,800
Hornets from a home in 
Melbourne, Pennsylvania. 

1443
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,720
While on the job, Shump siphoned
what he believed to be 

1444
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,800
approximately 400 Hornets and at
least half of which were Queens,

1445
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:30,720
into a shop vac Dang with plans 
to freeze the insects the 

1446
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,640
following the morning. 
Shump then drove home, but left 

1447
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,960
the vacuum in the bed of his 
truck because the bees were 

1448
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,960
trying to make their escape. 
However, sometime between 9:00 

1449
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:43,720
PM on September 21st and 7:00 AM
on September 22nd, someone stole

1450
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,520
the vacuum out of the bed of his
truck, completely unaware of 

1451
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,000
what was. 
Inside, yeah. 

1452
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,480
Even in the light of the loss of
his $110 vacuum, Shump went on 

1453
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:54,440
with the issue, awarding to the 
thief about the dangers of the 

1454
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:57,800
vacuum's content. 
Don't open this thing, wrote a 

1455
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:00,840
post on. 
Facebook the poor stole who 

1456
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,200
listed lifted the shop vac out 
of the back of my truck. 

1457
01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,200
I wanted to give you a heads up.
The vacuum was sitting there 

1458
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,520
because it's filled with 
European Hornet Queens, the 

1459
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:12,080
largest social stinging insects 
in eastern United States. 

1460
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:13,760
I perform the rule of their 
nest. 

1461
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:16,280
Late yesterday, late yesterday 
afternoon. 

1462
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,160
Those girls should be full of 
life and extra spicy. 

1463
01:15:19,440 --> 01:15:22,160
I anxiously await your unboxing 
video. 

1464
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:31,840
Oh my goodness, I got a new 
Duval shop Mac. 

1465
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,000
My Mama said don't shield 
because God will send Hornets 

1466
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,600
after you. 
Yeah, well. 

1467
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:42,320
That's funny because I got this 
$110 shop vac for nothing. 

1468
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:45,680
Wow. 
Oh. 

1469
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:49,520
Man, that's funny. 
Now this one here is just, this 

1470
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:52,600
one is just kind of sad. 
Mini candy bars release 

1471
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,800
specialty products during each 
holiday season. 

1472
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,480
Reese's is no different, 
offering a variety of spooky 

1473
01:15:57,480 --> 01:16:00,280
shapes for Halloween seasons 
such as pumpkins, ghosts, back 

1474
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:02,000
skeletons. 
Delicious, right? 

1475
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:05,320
However, one woman in Florida 
was less than thrilled with the 

1476
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:08,240
Reese's holiday themed peanut 
butter candies and has gone on 

1477
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:11,320
to sue their parent company 
Hershey for $5,000,000. 

1478
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,920
Cynthia Kelly of Tampa, FL 
reportedly purchased a bag of 

1479
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,160
Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins 
from their Aldi's store in 

1480
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:21,120
October of 2023. 
Quote believing that the product

1481
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:24,640
contained a cute looking carving
of a pumpkin's mouth and eyes as

1482
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:27,000
pictured on the product 
packaging UN quote. 

1483
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:31,040
Unfortunately, when Kelly got 
home and unwrapped her Reese's 

1484
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,160
treat, she was upset to find no 
happy pumpkin face on the candy.

1485
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:38,000
So on December 28th of 2023, 
Kelly went on to file a hefty 

1486
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,480
class action lawsuit against the
Hershey Company for $5,000,000 

1487
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:46,000
for quote false and deceptive 
advertising UN quote on not 

1488
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,760
feeling Lisa's peanut butter 
pumpkins, but a variety of other

1489
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,920
Halloween candies made by the 
company. 

1490
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,120
Kelly stated that she had known 
that there were no detailed 

1491
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:54,320
carvings on the candy and she 
would. 

1492
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:57,560
If there were no detailed 
carvings on the candies, she not

1493
01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:00,120
would have not have purchased 
the $4.49 bag. 

1494
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:04,320
Oh my goodness. 
She's going to win that lawsuit 

1495
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,560
0. 
Yeah, 100% she will. 

1496
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:08,680
There's a yeah. 
Wow bro, it's. 

1497
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:11,880
I hope, I hope that she gets 
that $5,000,000. 

1498
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:15,400
Anybody who does this, stop it. 
You're an idiot. 

1499
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,160
You're an idiot. 
You're an idiot. 

1500
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,520
You're doing it on purpose. 
We know you're an idiot. 

1501
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,880
Let me just say this. 
I hope she gets that $5,000,000 

1502
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:27,160
on lines up and a drug addict. 
Or 5 million? 

1503
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:28,680
Like what? 
Wow. 

1504
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:31,840
Because you didn't make your we.
Need that much money for what? 

1505
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,560
What damage you? 
What do you exactly? 

1506
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,160
What, She doesn't want to work 
and she's a lady. 

1507
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:38,880
Yeah. 
He's a four. 

1508
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,560
Dollar. 
I wouldn't have bought that. 

1509
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:44,800
What are wasting $4.49 if it 
weren't for that thinking? 

1510
01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,480
5 million losing that losing 
that lawsuit the Reese CEO 

1511
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:51,480
should walk or Hershey CEO 
should have walked in and said 

1512
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:57,480
my bad here's a 20 go now what 
did editor and walked out ready 

1513
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,880
to pay the 5 million. 
If I was the CEO, I'd do it. 

1514
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:01,640
A free pack. 
I'm going to pay the 5 million 

1515
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:03,160
anyways. 
I'm going to get my say. 

1516
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:07,440
You're an ignorant. 
Hoe honey, have a good day. 

1517
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,840
I hate it. 
I hate all of that. 

1518
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,680
It's the worst. 
This one is a mixture of happy 

1519
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,160
and sad. 
Yeah. 

1520
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:20,640
So approximately 10:40 PM on 
July 15th of 2023, unidentified 

1521
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:23,600
male made his way into the open 
garage of a San Diego, CA home 

1522
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:28,920
intended to Sealy 2019 Electra 3
speed bicycle valued at $1300. 

1523
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:33,960
Pretty expensive electric bike. 
But just as the man was about to

1524
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,480
leave the with the bike, the 
family's golden retriever 

1525
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:38,240
emerged from the house and 
greeted the thief. 

1526
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,520
However, rather than hightailing
it away from the crime scene, 

1527
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,440
the man brought the bike back 
into the garage, stopping mid 

1528
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:48,040
robbery to give the dog pets and
belly rubs, all of which was 

1529
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:51,320
caught on video surveillance. 
Once playtime was over, the 

1530
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:53,960
thief then took the bike and 
black it was. 

1531
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:59,360
It was me. 
San Diego Police. 

1532
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,080
Good boy. 
Anonymous Tip. 

1533
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:05,000
The man was arrested on August 
27th. 

1534
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:08,320
That would have been me. 
Yeah. 

1535
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:12,880
I got to pet you, dude. 
Come here. 

1536
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,560
I got to love you. 
They would have found me rolled 

1537
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:19,200
up, you know, laying next to 
him, you know, hugging him, 

1538
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:23,520
taking a nap. 
Well, boy. 

1539
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:27,320
Well, nothing was in that case. 
They walk out, they see there 

1540
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:29,520
they're like, well, nothing was 
really stolen. 

1541
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:31,720
Pay for the window. 
Thanks for living on our. 

1542
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:35,360
Dog. 
He's especially spunky. 

1543
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:36,800
Today. 
Thank you. 

1544
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:43,240
So this one is one that was sent
to me by Victoria and this one's

1545
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:45,440
close to her. 
So this takes place in Green 

1546
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:50,520
Bay, WI. 
OK, so on February 23rd of 2022,

1547
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:55,040
Shade Thyron, a 24 year old 
American man was murdered and 

1548
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:58,520
dismembered by his lover Taylor.
That's a Wisconsin last name. 

1549
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,280
I can't anyways. 
Taylor. 

1550
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,160
Wisconsin last. 
Night. 

1551
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:08,800
Irens severed head discovered by
his mother Tara Pancic pink 

1552
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,720
pancage man these Wisconsin 
names are. 

1553
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:13,280
A pancake. 
Yeah, in a bucket in the 

1554
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,440
basement of their family home in
Green Bay, WI Other several body

1555
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:20,600
parts, including Thyron's 
bisected torso, which is down 

1556
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:24,400
the middle in a storage choke, 
were later discovered by police.

1557
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:27,760
Dang was she trying to say to 
you? 

1558
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:34,560
Danny Taylor, who is involved in
a sexual relation? 

1559
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,400
Iron admitted to strangling him 
to death during sexual 

1560
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:41,320
intercourse while they were both
intoxicated with methamphetamine

1561
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,080
and prescription and 
prescription drugs. 

1562
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:46,400
She continued to have sex with 
Thyrene body before dismembering

1563
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:49,320
and removing internal organs 
from and mutilating it. 

1564
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,000
Yeah. 
Taylor was arrested and charged 

1565
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:56,200
with murder, mutilating corpse, 
and rape on July 26th of 2023. 

1566
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,520
A jury convicted her of all 
three counts. 

1567
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,800
Sentencing her took place on 
September 22nd and she was 

1568
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:02,520
sitting. 
Without. 

1569
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:05,000
Parole. 
Oh my goodness. 

1570
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:05,800
Well, here. 
Here you go. 

1571
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:06,960
Here you go. 
OK, so I've got a full 

1572
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:09,520
description of what happened. 
So on February 21st, 2022, 

1573
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,600
around 9:30 PM, Thyron was 
picked up from the home of his 

1574
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:16,720
mother Tara by Taylor, who with 
whom he had a sexual 

1575
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:18,200
relationship. 
Hi, Mom. 

1576
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,720
More of a situation ship, but 
you know, we'll call it a 

1577
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,560
relationship. 
My girlfriend. 

1578
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:28,680
My girlfriend, mom. 
The couple, joined by a friend, 

1579
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,520
went to an apartment on eastern 
Eastman Ave. and smoked 

1580
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,960
cannabis. 
As one does. 

1581
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,040
Taylor stated in her 
interrogation that she and 

1582
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:41,200
Thyrine also smoked 
methamphetamine and injected 

1583
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:45,040
thrazodone at her apartment. 
She and the meth. 

1584
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,360
Objected. 
Yep. 

1585
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:50,800
The couple then returned to 
Thyron's mother's house. 

1586
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:54,320
So we're going to go back to 
mom's house, Taylor and her 

1587
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,360
boyfriend. 
That's where the goodies are. 

1588
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:59,000
Oh OK, so the mom and her 
boyfriend Steve were away at the

1589
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,720
time. 
Then they went down to the 

1590
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,000
basement and began engaging in 
sexual intercourse. 

1591
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,880
Taylor claimed that they had 
engaged in erotic asphyxiation, 

1592
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:12,480
which as one does and encounters
securance, they had used the 

1593
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:14,400
metal. 
Chains doing this. 

1594
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:18,080
Metal chains. 
Taylor interceded this strangle 

1595
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,800
until he started to cough up 
blood. 

1596
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:26,120
She continued until was 
deceased, which took about 3 to 

1597
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:27,160
5 minutes. 
Which is. 

1598
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:30,800
She wasn't done. 
No, because then she proceeded 

1599
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:34,040
to perform oral sex and use sex 
toys on the body for several 

1600
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:36,880
hours afterwards. 
Why he can't feel it. 

1601
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,400
He's dead. 
It's the meth. 

1602
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,880
It's the meth. 
It's old. 

1603
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,960
Following morning, she 
dismounted the body using knives

1604
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,920
that was found at the house. 
Taylor positioned the body on 

1605
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:51,120
the bed it over a bucket and 
storage tote to contain the 

1606
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,360
blood. 
She's on the blood on the 

1607
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:56,680
basement shower drain. 
She also removed the organs and 

1608
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:59,960
placed them in plastic bags, the
tote, cardboard boxes and a 

1609
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,120
bucket. 
Why? 

1610
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:06,280
And then two days later, two 
days later, her mom, his mom 

1611
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,200
found her son's head in a bucket
in the basement. 

1612
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:09,880
Oops. 
It had been covered in a towel. 

1613
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:12,960
Later, police would discover 
Thyrin's removed penis in a 

1614
01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:14,480
bucket as well. 
Hendrix. 

1615
01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:16,640
Get rid of that. 
Yeah, get rid of. 

1616
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:20,600
The penis, Yeah, Yeah. 
Hendricks then called the 

1617
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,840
police, who did a search in the 
basement and also found human 

1618
01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:24,920
organs stuffed in the plastic 
bags, cardboard boxes. 

1619
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,800
His torso was discovered in the 
tote with his dismembered foot 

1620
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:29,640
placed inside of it. 
Yeah, because that makes sense. 

1621
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,320
A torso on a foot they get that 
goes together. 

1622
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:36,160
Additional body parts, including
a leg, were also found later in 

1623
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:40,520
a crock pot inside. 
Inside the mom's minivan put 

1624
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:41,640
the. 
Foot in the crock. 

1625
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:46,840
Inside them, inside the minivan.
Police found Taylor later that 

1626
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:50,120
day at an apartment complex on 
Eastman Ave., which is where a 

1627
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:54,120
Gold Town and Country minivan 
used to transport various body 

1628
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:56,520
parts of fire and were found by 
police. 

1629
01:23:57,040 --> 01:23:59,720
Clothes were covered in blood 
and well, she left her. 

1630
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,040
Oh and her left thumb would had 
a cut. 

1631
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:04,520
She also had scratches on her 
arms which she claimed were 

1632
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:06,720
self-inflicted. 
And she was arrested and charged

1633
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,960
with murder, mutilation of a 
corpse and 3rd degree sexual 

1634
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:12,840
assault on March 1st. 
Taylor later earlier that year 

1635
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,800
on January 3rd was convicted and
sentenced for three months for 

1636
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,800
fleeing and eluding and 
obstruction police. 

1637
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:21,240
It's unclear if she was on work 
released at that time of the 

1638
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,720
murder. 
She had removed AGPS tracker 

1639
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:27,320
from her ankle. 
This girl has some issues. 

1640
01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:36,800
Goodness girl, is that what you?
Said you bring home to. 

1641
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,720
Mom, what did you say? 
The name of the medication that 

1642
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:47,640
they injected was thyroxine. 
Terazodone, so there are many 

1643
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:49,120
brand names. 
It's an antidepressant 

1644
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:50,680
medication. 
You should treat major 

1645
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:53,320
depressive disorder, anxiety 
disorders, and insomnia. 

1646
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,640
Makes you happy. 
Makes you nice and happy. 

1647
01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:58,920
No, it's speed. 
No, it's downer. 

1648
01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:02,240
I'm sorry. 
It backs it backs so or it 

1649
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:06,960
treats insomnias with a downer. 
So so they're smoking weed, 

1650
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:09,600
they're they're doing meth and 
they inject a downer. 

1651
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:13,960
At that point you might as well 
just cocaine and heroin just 

1652
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:15,840
doing. 
I mean, they're like, hey, you 

1653
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:17,040
know what sounds great right 
now? 

1654
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:19,200
Sex. 
And they're like, she's like, 

1655
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,680
yeah, OK. 
He's like, you know that, you 

1656
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,760
know, you want to do that thing 
that I like, I just. 

1657
01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:26,040
Well, you tired? 
Yeah, I want you to choke me. 

1658
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,240
She's like, but not regular. 
I want you to choke me with a 

1659
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:30,520
chain. 
OK, so. 

1660
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:33,440
Is. 
So Trazodone increases your 

1661
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:36,600
levels of serotonin and 
noradrenaline. 

1662
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,520
So makes you happy, makes you 
really happy, it makes you 

1663
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:41,160
really happy. 
OK. 

1664
01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:44,320
Yeah. 
So it increases your adrenaline.

1665
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:47,840
Yeah, Noradrenaline, which is 
apparently different. 

1666
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:48,960
Well, I don't know. 
Look at that. 

1667
01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:53,400
Look at the the ticket. 
Why did she, why did she go 

1668
01:25:53,400 --> 01:25:55,960
through all the trouble of all 
this stuff and then just left it

1669
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:57,000
there? 
So in. 

1670
01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:00,080
Oh, was she in the middle of 
transporting it all back and 

1671
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:01,720
forth? 
Maybe here's the thing that 

1672
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:04,080
doesn't make sense, all right? 
And I guess none of this makes 

1673
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:04,800
sense. 
We don't know. 

1674
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:07,760
No, really. 
So, but you know, we're going to

1675
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:09,720
analyze this because why not? 
Because we're going to become a 

1676
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:14,600
true crime podcast. 
So, all right, I I choke my 

1677
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,000
boyfriend to death, OK? 
He coughs up blood. 

1678
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,720
And then three to five minutes 
later, he's dead. 

1679
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:22,000
OK, Now he's dead. 
Clearly he stopped moving. 

1680
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,720
OK. 
You could call right then and 

1681
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:25,800
there, and probably. 
Well, right then and there, but 

1682
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:27,400
no. 
I didn't know he died. 

1683
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:28,480
No, no. 
Choke me. 

1684
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,920
Yeah, he said. 
Choke me. 

1685
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's a thing. 

1686
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:33,000
It's called. 
In that situation. 

1687
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,000
And I don't know what. 
Happened. 

1688
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:37,560
You might get a reduced sentence
because I yeah, you're right, 

1689
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:38,560
you'll get. 
Yeah. 

1690
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:39,920
You're out. 
You'll. 

1691
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:42,760
Get a manslaughter so. 
Yeah, which? 

1692
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,200
Is better than everything else 
that she got. 

1693
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:46,960
Yeah, right. 
Your first. 

1694
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:50,480
Thought is your first thought is
I'm gonna, I'm gonna you know, 

1695
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:53,680
go down on him, right? 
I'm, I'm already here. 

1696
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:54,600
I might as well. 
Do it. 

1697
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:58,360
It's pretty hot. 
He's like, oh man, yeah, that. 

1698
01:26:58,360 --> 01:26:59,720
You know, shows. 
He didn't. 

1699
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:01,520
Finish. 
Probably why he dated her in the

1700
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:06,080
first place. 
So I'm going to keep going. 

1701
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:08,360
Then she's like, I'm going to go
down on you. 

1702
01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:10,480
But you know what? 
I got this butt plug over here 

1703
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:12,680
and a spare butt, so I'm going 
to use that. 

1704
01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:16,680
Oh no. 
Yep and then say that and well 

1705
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,960
she had said that she used sex 
toys so I'm assuming. 

1706
01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:22,800
You know, she's on him, on him, 
on the body, I mean. 

1707
01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:24,520
Yeah. 
Cuz he's dead. 

1708
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,160
Well. 
She probably banged him. 

1709
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:30,280
She got charged for rape. 
Geez, I mean, I'm already dead. 

1710
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:32,720
I mean, I'm already dead. 
Well, so then at this point, 

1711
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:36,280
right now, the cannabis is 
wearing off, the meth is wearing

1712
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:38,160
off. 
Yeah, Razzmel. 

1713
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,680
'S wearing off, Yeah. 
Let's chop. 

1714
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:40,760
Oh. 
Oh, crap. 

1715
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,920
I killed my boyfriend and I just
had sex with him. 

1716
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,360
Yeah. 
What else am I gonna do? 

1717
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,880
I'll cut him up. 
Yeah, probably because. 

1718
01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:50,200
I'm gonna, I'm gonna take my 
boyfriend with knives. 

1719
01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:52,160
Yeah, I'm gonna cut. 
I'm gonna take my boyfriend 

1720
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:54,800
knives on a bed. 
I'm going to cut his head off. 

1721
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:57,400
Cutting a head off is no easy 
task. 

1722
01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:58,840
Catch all the. 
Flow. 

1723
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,400
It's hard. 
It's hard to cut off a head. 

1724
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:03,960
Danny, how do you know that? 
Don't ask SO. 

1725
01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:07,000
There's a. 
Lot of flesh to get through and 

1726
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:10,800
the spine is pretty thick. 
That's yeah, it's pretty, Yeah. 

1727
01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:14,520
How would you? 
OK, don't worry about that. 

1728
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:18,520
I'm gonna slide in here. 
I've got some information that 

1729
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,040
is critical at this point in 
juncture. 

1730
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:23,840
OK. 
So the OK so at this time she 

1731
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:27,240
does it for a couple hours. 
The mess mixed with the 

1732
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:29,480
adrenaline booster is not 
wearing off. 

1733
01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:32,360
I worked with guys at a 
warehouse that I worked at in 

1734
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:35,080
Indiana. 
One of those guys said I had my 

1735
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:38,080
drink spiked with 
methamphetamine, he said. 

1736
01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:42,440
I did not sleep for three days. 
Yeah, holy crap. 

1737
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:45,200
So we were not wearing. 
Off in a short amount of time, 

1738
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:48,000
yeah. 
I kid you not, she was cutting 

1739
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,720
through the head of that body 
and everything, working on all 

1740
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:54,080
of that for hours. 
Still so high and so charged. 

1741
01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:56,800
It probably took her three 
seconds to breakthrough that she

1742
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:58,760
was. 
Plus her adrenaline was pumping 

1743
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:01,880
from the other medicine so she 
had the strength enhanced 

1744
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,920
adrenaline to keep. 
You don't have to. 

1745
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:07,280
Yeah, you you'd have your no. 
There's no way that she would 

1746
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:10,840
get through that without having 
some kind of no otherworldly 

1747
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:11,600
strength. 
Enhancement. 

1748
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:12,880
Enhancement. 
Yeah. 

1749
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:14,960
Yeah. 
So that, so that, so that gives 

1750
01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:18,880
you the the the the, the 
noradrenaline that's that's 

1751
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:20,600
created from taking the 
Trazodone. 

1752
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,120
What was that Trazodone? 
Yeah, yeah. 

1753
01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:26,560
So that that that's as the say, 
it's the same thing as releasing

1754
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:28,880
adrenaline into your system. 
You know. 

1755
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:31,400
Blood pressure, everything yeah 
so it probably. 

1756
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:34,320
So she was feverish. 
More than like. 

1757
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:37,280
Ebrish. 
So, so now you're going to cut 

1758
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:39,560
off the head and then I'm not 
going to stop it cutting off the

1759
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,360
head. 
I'm going to cut up the torso. 

1760
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:43,400
I'm going to cut you in half. 
I'm going to put. 

1761
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:44,720
The leg and put it in the 
crockpot all. 

1762
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:46,920
Right. 
So I'm I'm cutting up the torso 

1763
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:48,560
and I'm not going to stop 
cutting up the torso. 

1764
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:51,720
Is going. 
Now I'm going to bisect, I'm 

1765
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,640
going to bisect the torso. 
So not only did I cut the torso 

1766
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:58,280
with a knife from the waist, now
I'm going to cut it laterally. 

1767
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:00,160
I'm going to cut it in half. 
Yeah. 

1768
01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:01,560
So I've got 2 halves of the 
torso. 

1769
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:03,680
We're going to. 
Quarters, let's talk a knife. 

1770
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:05,600
I'm going to put that in the 
cardboard box. 

1771
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:08,640
Yeah, with a knife, with a 
chainsaw or something like that,

1772
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:12,360
you know, it's a kitchen knife, 
that would be fine. 

1773
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:15,120
But but with a knife that's 
that's arduous. 

1774
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:18,000
So then, but then again, I've 
seen one meth sweeping the 

1775
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:19,800
concrete away. 
You know, that's true. 

1776
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:22,480
So I do that, right? 
And I put it in the cardboard 

1777
01:30:22,480 --> 01:30:24,520
box. 
Then I go, this box needs 

1778
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:30,680
something though. 
I'm going to sprinkle again. 

1779
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:34,600
You're going through a foot. 
The bones. 

1780
01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:40,160
Yeah, it really is. 
It's not easy to go. 

1781
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,360
It's not. 
Yeah, put a foot in there and 

1782
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:45,760
it's like, all right, you know, 
It just looks weird. 

1783
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:47,400
The body looks weird. 
So I got to cut off the other 

1784
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:48,560
foot. 
She's having fun with it. 

1785
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:50,160
Yeah, so I'm going to cut off 
the other foot. 

1786
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:54,080
Yeah, I'll put up the crockpot. 
Where do I put the penis? 

1787
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,960
And then? 
OK, well, now I've committed 

1788
01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:57,840
rape, right? 
I've banged this guy and he's 

1789
01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:59,320
been dead. 
I'm gonna get rid of the 

1790
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:01,040
evidence. 
I'm gonna call this penis. 

1791
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:03,480
I wanna do this. 
Well, I'll find another 

1792
01:31:03,480 --> 01:31:06,920
cardboard box and I'll throw in 
there, you know? 

1793
01:31:07,560 --> 01:31:10,080
You know, You know what? 
The one thing, the one 

1794
01:31:10,080 --> 01:31:13,280
redeemable quality, this whole 
thing, she did cover up the head

1795
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:16,600
with a towel. 
She did in in a, in a psyche 

1796
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,960
valve that's going to tell you 
that she regretted what she did.

1797
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:22,400
She didn't want to look at it. 
Yeah, so at least she regretted 

1798
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:25,680
it, but she still kind of. 
Also, that also tells me that 

1799
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,200
she was in her right mind. 
She was somewhat in her right 

1800
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,560
mind aside. 
Fortune of her mind was working,

1801
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:32,040
yes. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1802
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:35,840
Aside from the drug use, I 
mostly think because of all of 

1803
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:38,800
that, this all stemmed from that
drug mixture. 

1804
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:41,560
I honestly believe that. 
Now, I'm not going to say she 

1805
01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:44,120
was right before that because 
she probably wasn't. 

1806
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,520
She cut off an ankle. 
Monitor she was. 

1807
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:48,440
Not like. 
She was not. 

1808
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:53,240
Up and up, OK, It was not like 
banker woman walking into a bank

1809
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:55,000
every day. 
Oh, on the weekend. 

1810
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:57,880
I think too many drugs just cut 
my boyfriend up. 

1811
01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:58,200
But. 
I. 

1812
01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:00,760
Went on a vendor. 
It was that is. 

1813
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:05,840
Honestly, that sounds to me like
an extreme hardcore panic that 

1814
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:10,400
is then fueled by an adrenaline 
booster and methamphetamines and

1815
01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:13,960
alcohol mixed together. 
So this everybody knows at the 

1816
01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:16,600
end of the month I will be in 
Wisconsin in the Green Bay area.

1817
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:20,320
So if I am, if I'm. 
Going to miss it for. 

1818
01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:22,040
Longer than a couple of days, 
just let me know. 

1819
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:28,200
I'll look for the penis. 
I'll be in Door County, so to 

1820
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:30,120
start, start to look there in 
Door County, OK. 

1821
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:35,040
Open the door, let him out. 
Open the North. 

1822
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:42,400
All right, now I've got some 
because everybody loves some of 

1823
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:46,560
these, but I've got some wacky 
Florida man and Woman stories. 

1824
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:48,520
Oh yes, we love those. 
Oh man. 

1825
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:50,360
Like you like some Florida Man 
stories? 

1826
01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,200
Heck, yeah. 
All right. 

1827
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:54,360
OK, here we go. 
So starting off, this is 10 of 

1828
01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:58,440
them. 
OK, starting off from police 

1829
01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:03,680
chases to sugar daddies to booty
patrol officers, Florida Man and

1830
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:05,040
Florida woman are back at it 
again. 

1831
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:05,480
OK. 
All right. 

1832
01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:10,800
So there's a truck caught 
driving around Florida. 

1833
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:13,480
Man was taken into custody in 
October for driving a truck 

1834
01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:16,560
painted similarly to AUS Customs
and Border vehicle. 

1835
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:21,000
So picture like a white 
Silverado with like the green 

1836
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,040
stripe on it. 
And like, normally like they'll 

1837
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:25,200
say like Border Patrol on the 
side or something like that. 

1838
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,720
Yeah, this one said booty patrol
on it. 

1839
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:31,440
Nice. 
The incident report states that 

1840
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:33,800
deputies discovered the driver 
had multiple run insurance with 

1841
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:36,640
law enforcement due to his truck
and even had a TikTok account 

1842
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:38,640
for his vehicle. 
Nice. 

1843
01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:45,120
Booty patrol, Booty trap, Booty 
trap The Sheriff's Office asked 

1844
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,880
other drivers to keep an eye out
for booty patrol vehicle as it 

1845
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:50,600
had been spotted in several 
other Florida counties as well. 

1846
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:54,840
Nice. 
All right, so this one here took

1847
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:57,840
place in March. 
So in this Florida woman's tale,

1848
01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:02,360
a woman took the podium at a 
planning and zoning meeting with

1849
01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:05,080
an unusual request. 
Accompanied by an older 

1850
01:34:05,080 --> 01:34:08,920
gentleman, she asked the board 
to designate March 10th as, 

1851
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:12,080
quote, Sugar Daddy and Mommy 
Appreciation Day. 

1852
01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:16,120
Uncle, my goodness, you guys may
not be aware, but Florida is the

1853
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:19,360
largest per capita population of
sugar daddies in the US, she 

1854
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:21,880
said, pointing out that South 
Florida has the most 

1855
01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:25,200
concentrated populace of these 
aged benefactors. 

1856
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:31,800
So into Florida. 
Puzzled by the request I've 

1857
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:34,480
always wanted. 
Works during the summer time. 

1858
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:36,600
Every summer he goes down to 
Florida for three months. 

1859
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:39,240
He comes back with enough money 
to last the rest of the year. 

1860
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:42,080
With grills and his teeth. 
That's right. 

1861
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:46,280
We don't know the things I've 
seen there's. 

1862
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:49,840
A special answers a special cell
phone at his house. 

1863
01:34:49,960 --> 01:34:52,480
I told you not to call me here. 
It's only during the summer 

1864
01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:53,880
months. 
Leave me alone. 

1865
01:34:56,320 --> 01:34:59,400
So this one here months before, 
months before it was revealed 

1866
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,920
that the 6th installment of 
Grand Theft of the Grand Theft 

1867
01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:05,440
Auto series will be set in the 
Sunshine State, this Florida man

1868
01:35:05,440 --> 01:35:08,280
reportedly noted that a real 
life high speed police chase 

1869
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:11,320
felt like playing the wildly 
popular video game franchise. 

1870
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:15,440
According to Collier County 
Sheriff's Office, the chase 

1871
01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:20,360
ensued after deputies clocked 
the 22 year old driving going at

1872
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:24,560
117 miles an hour on I-75. 
He was like GTA. 

1873
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:27,960
He was accused of ignoring 
deputies lights and sirens, 

1874
01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:30,720
topping speeds of 120 miles an 
hour before exiting the 

1875
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:33,120
Interstate. 
On the drive to jail, the driver

1876
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:36,200
told the deputy that he quote, 
felt like he was in the video 

1877
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:38,760
game Grand Theft Auto, according
to the Sheriff's Office. 

1878
01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:41,560
Don't let Trump. 
Don't let Trump see this story, 

1879
01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:45,040
right? 
It's the video games. 

1880
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:49,800
It's Grand Theft Auto. 
I told you, I told you you 

1881
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:53,960
wouldn't listen. 
You wouldn't listen. 

1882
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:59,000
So this one here. 
Least lost sight of the Florida 

1883
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,920
man after a chase, but it wasn't
long after they discovered his 

1884
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:04,440
unusual hiding spot. 
Port Orange police officers 

1885
01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:07,480
found him hiding up in a large 
oak tree. 

1886
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:11,520
Video showed officers telling 
Florida Man to come down from 

1887
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:13,840
the tree and warning him not to 
run away or they would send the 

1888
01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:16,280
canine after him. 
He moved down towards the end of

1889
01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:19,680
the branch, appearing to run 
away in the tree as one officer 

1890
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:22,720
described on his radio. 
He's literally in the tree right

1891
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:25,560
now trying to climb it like 
Tarzan, an officer said shortly 

1892
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:30,080
before the man was caught on 
video failing to swing from A1 

1893
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:35,560
branch to another. 
Oh my goodness, why does this 

1894
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:37,840
not feel like a scene from 
Peacemaker? 

1895
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:44,880
Do you really want to get? 
I feel like Eagly was around 

1896
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:50,680
there somewhere. 
Eagly was definitely around, so 

1897
01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:53,280
this Florida man tried to evade 
deputies through unconventional 

1898
01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:55,560
means when they attempted to 
arrest him for aggravated 

1899
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:58,200
battery, the Polk County 
Sheriff's Office said. 

1900
01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:01,280
The Sheriff's Office said that 
the deputy went looking for 

1901
01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:05,280
Johnny Yates, 41, only to be 
greeted by a whiteboard with the

1902
01:37:05,280 --> 01:37:08,160
message. 
Johnny Yates does not live here.

1903
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:15,080
Oh, OK, I think. 
So too, the Sheriff's Office 

1904
01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,920
deputies said that they saw a 
person leaving the home who told

1905
01:37:17,920 --> 01:37:20,200
him that Johnny was inside with 
several other people. 

1906
01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:24,840
Also, he does live here. 
Rods all very misleading. 

1907
01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:28,320
No, man, no, I'm not there. 
This one's interesting. 

1908
01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:32,800
Security scanners spotted a 
scaly surprise while scanning a 

1909
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:36,360
suitcase A4 foot long boa 
constrictor making its way to 

1910
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:38,600
the X-ray machine at the Tampa 
International Airport. 

1911
01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:41,600
The TSA and security officers 
found the snake curled up inside

1912
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,240
the carry on bag. 
Passenger told officer that the 

1913
01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:47,080
boa was her, quote, emotional 
support pet. 

1914
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:50,440
ATSA spokesperson said the 
agency checked with the airline 

1915
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:52,800
who confirmed the snake would 
not be allowed on the plane 

1916
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:56,440
while loose inside a suitcase. 
Snakes on planes, snakes on 

1917
01:37:56,440 --> 01:38:00,200
plane. 
I'm tired of these snakes on my 

1918
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:05,360
plane, all right. 
And it seems straight out of a 

1919
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:06,560
sitcom. 
It's always sunny in 

1920
01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:09,320
Philadelphia. 
This Florida woman was caught on

1921
01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:13,000
camera emerging from the inside 
of a couch after failed attempt 

1922
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:16,960
to hide from deputies. 
A 39 year old woman who's won 

1923
01:38:16,960 --> 01:38:21,080
enough parole violation for the 
sale of fentanyl and unuseful 

1924
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:24,520
unlawful use of two way 
communication device, according 

1925
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,960
to Citrus County Sheriff's 
Office. 

1926
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,720
And there's a picture here. 
I might be able to post it in 

1927
01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:33,400
the discord of her quite 
literally coming out at the 

1928
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:43,800
couch. 
Oh man, there you go, just 

1929
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:47,360
posted it would be posted to. 
General. 

1930
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:48,960
General. 
Oh my goodness. 

1931
01:38:49,880 --> 01:38:51,280
Wow. 
Oh my. 

1932
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:54,280
Now get out of there, lady. 
Oh, get out of there. 

1933
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:57,840
Jeez. 
These officers are not paid 

1934
01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:00,040
enough. 
No, they're not telling you. 

1935
01:39:01,720 --> 01:39:04,200
This Florida man LED deputies on
a chase that ended right at 

1936
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:07,080
their front door. 
A Columbia County deputy who is 

1937
01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:10,640
assisting paramedics with a man 
quote experiencing an altered 

1938
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:13,120
mental state and possibly under 
the influence of drugs. 

1939
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,440
According to the Sheriff's 
Office, a patient climbed into 

1940
01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:17,280
the front of the ambulance and 
speed off. 

1941
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:20,080
The ambulance eventually drove 
onto the front lawn of the 

1942
01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:22,920
Sheriff's Office, bringing the 
chase to an end. 

1943
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:26,440
The deputies did not have to go 
far to book the suspect into 

1944
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:28,160
jail. 
Oh my goodness. 

1945
01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:31,680
Jeez, and this is the last one 
here. 

1946
01:39:32,280 --> 01:39:34,800
Although this is not 
specifically about a Florida 

1947
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:38,680
Man, this viral phenomenon has 
inspired what promises to be the

1948
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:42,640
most the most, the most insane 
athletic showdown on earth. 

1949
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:47,160
Contestants in the inaugural 
Florida Man Games include bell 

1950
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:51,760
beer belly wrestling and evading
arrest obstacle course in which 

1951
01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:55,560
contestants over offenses and 
three yards will be chased by 

1952
01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:57,880
real police officers. 
According to the organizers, 

1953
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,680
this competition is planned for 
next February in St. 

1954
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:04,600
Augustine, FL. 
I know where I'll be in a couple

1955
01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:05,920
of weeks. 
Saint Augustine. 

1956
01:40:05,960 --> 01:40:10,600
Florida. 
I want to try it, I think I 

1957
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:12,080
could win. 
I got these. 

1958
01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:14,600
I could beat a Florida man. 
Yeah, I'm a Michigan man. 

1959
01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:19,040
Way better than a Florida man. 
Fences mean nothing to me. 

1960
01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:21,080
I can run. 
I can run first. 

1961
01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:25,520
I'm letting my feet. 
Cheese. 

1962
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:27,360
Thanks for that, Danny. 
You bet. 

1963
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:29,960
Yeah, no doubt. 
Taking us around the world once 

1964
01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:31,000
again. 
Hi everybody. 

1965
01:40:31,240 --> 01:40:32,680
Appreciate it. 
Thanks for listening. 

1966
01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:35,360
We'll see you all the next. 
We'll actually have a mothership

1967
01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:36,800
next week. 
Yeah.