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This creative work is released 
under creative comments Share 

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alike 3 point O The game master 
of SCP site 19 is Dan players, 

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Joe is Dino giovannetti, Bob as 
faxwell blart, Derek as Brett 

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Sawyer, and Alex as bean 
Remington. 

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Welcome to the SCP Foundation. 
Welcome. 

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Welcome everyone back to the 
maybe the podcast featuring some

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Z&D. 
We're back at it again inside of

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SCP Site 19. 
Now I did say last week that we 

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would be kicking off this week 
going through SCP-069. 

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Now there isn't a whole lot 
known about SCP-069, so I am 

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combining 2 SCPS into one 
episode. 

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So today's episode will be about
SCP-069 and SCP-096. 

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Good morning, class. 
I see you all made it out just 

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fine. 
This is great news. 

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Anything to report Agent Joe? 
Well, yes, actually it's very. 

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Important. 
I really don't care. 

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All right Class, Your next SCP 
is SCP-069 Object Class Safe 

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Description SCP-069 is a 
presumed humanoid entity of 

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variable appearances and gender 
through an unknown ability. 

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Whenever SCP-069 is left alone 
with a recently deceased human, 

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the body will disappear and 
SCP-069 will take its 

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appearance, mannerisms, and 
knowledge of the recently dead 

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individual. 
Through extensive 

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experimentation, it has been 
shown that SCP 06 69 is 

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completely indistinguishable 
from the individual that 

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impersonates, matching the 
original individual's 

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fingerprints, DNA, and with 
nearly perfect precision. 

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SCP-069 retains no knowledge of 
its abilities or former 

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impersonations. 
SCP-069 responds normally to 

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injury and pain, but if killed 
it will rapidly decay into dust 

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regardless of any preservation 
attempts. 

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SCP-069 will then re emerge at 
the site of the most recent 

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human death. 
There's no known maximum range 

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to this effect, and so far has 
been observed in jumps of up to 

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675 kilometers. 
SCP-069 can impersonate a single

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individual indefinitely. 
However, it will gain an 

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overriding urge to get their 
life in order, including but not

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limited to resolving any 
outstanding financial or 

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personal obligations, visiting 
extended family, updating their 

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will and testament, and other 
acts of closure. 

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When questioned, SCP-069 
professes no driving motivation 

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other than the desire to 
straighten out their lives in 

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the event of an unforeseen 
injury or. 

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Death. 
It is been a week since your run

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in with SCP-049. 
It's just been life is a normal 

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prisoner. 
Back to all and I have been 

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getting to know each other 
better. 

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Yes, you have switched monkeys. 
So Faxwell is now with what and 

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Bean is now with Dino so. 
Hey now, I'm with the brooding 

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guy. 
It's good he doesn't talk much. 

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You don't even know. 
Watched my brother die in a 

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fire, Benny. 
You're not going to stick the 

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security guards on me for no 
reason. 

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Why? 
And so that they don't sock my 

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testicles. 
I'm glad to not have the guy 

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that was constantly touching 
himself anymore. 

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I'm doing that over here. 
I want you to know I'm thinking 

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of you. 
Well, what? 

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Lucky for you I I am fell more 
maxing this week so things could

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get overwhelming through the 
untwain nosed. 

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Yeah, you, you don't need a. 
If you need a shower, tell me. 

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I could smell you from here. 
It smells like feet it. 

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Smells. 
Like feet and balls. 

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Like your feet had balls. 
It's like your balls had feet. 

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So you've settled in, you've 
already had breakfast, and you 

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hear the waddling. 
Yeah, the. 

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Woo woo wall. 
Right, Director Haggard. 

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That's a good air Oh. 
Thanks, I appreciate it. 

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You're welcome. 
Alright. 

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Dino pulls up his pants. 
I see you've got a frog going on

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too. 
Yeah, just below the belt. 

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You know how it is. 
What'd you believe? 

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Big sexy hair Bush. 
I don't know if you guys have 

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seen the the new prisoners, I 
mean the new D class are here. 

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What new ones? 
Yeah, freshies. 

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I didn't do that. 
I didn't. 

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I didn't get him killed. 
They got themselves killed. 

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It's always the job of pawns to 
sacrifice themselves for the 

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Guaido good. 
You know, for the greater good. 

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For the Guaido. 
Yo-yo, yo man, I like, I even, 

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probably shouldn't even like 
being here, man, you know what 

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I'm saying? 
That sounds like a rather a good

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individual. 
That sounds like a guy from 

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Canada. 
What? 

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How you know from Canadian? 
I can hear it in your voice. 

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I could smell you. 
Take a breath from here. 

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Yeah, you probably got Italian 
Italian stallion penis too, huh?

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That's right. 
Don't you forget it. 

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He's trying to be hit, but he's 
he's actually, we quench. 

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What? 
Actually, actually he's he's got

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a rather large member on him. 
His penis is like a forearm. 

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It's it's massive. 
It's like a baby is holding an 

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apple. 
You know it's. 

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Like a Tyrannosaurus for XR. 
Ain't that right, little Vinny? 

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Yeah, tell him. 
Hey, guards, kill me, kill me, 

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kill me. 
Please, please kill me. 

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Ellen, let me go see my brother.
I rolled and kicked a douche in 

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my cell and there's a little 
Vinny, and I mean little little 

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aspects. 
Do you? 

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Know, do you know what? 
I guess what are you trying to 

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do now? 
I'll roll. 

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Get this dude in. 18 I parry. 
I. 

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Parry and wax over the head with
little Vinny. 

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What do I what do I have to roll
to grab a little Vinny and tear 

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it completely from his body? 
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 

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You just got to ask. 
Take Me Out to. 

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Dinner. 
Now look here, Thomas. 

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To play big boy games, I'm going
to play big boy games. 

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Buy me some gruel from the mess.
All huh? 

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All right, all right, direct the
haggis. 

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We're done messing around here. 
And. 

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Then he punches me in the ball. 
Your balls ruptured. 

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Dino. 
Why did you let this? 

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OK, so legally, in order before 
we can put you through more, 

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we've got to have you do a 
psyche. 

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So we'll start with Dino, and 
then we'll come with you. 

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Maxwell. 
OK, you'll be second. 

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Where we going? 
Dino, follow me. 

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OK, come into this room here. 
Nope. 

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See what's over here? 
OK, he lays in the love seat. 

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The The Doctor will be with you 
shortly. 

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Oh, I thought it was going to be
you, big boy. 

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OK, my balls still hurt. 
Still hurt. 

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I've had a really good hairy 
attack. 

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He's still got me. 
You hear a lot of groaning 

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coming from the bathroom. 
It's right here. 

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OK, I don't pull my pants up 
yet. 

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No, no, not no. 
I was trying to pass something. 

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What kind of foundation is this?
You hear the toilet. 

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Floor stones kill bro. 
The the door opens and out steps

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well, it's I'm Doctor Bob you. 
Look like Doctor Phil. 

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Doctor Phil's my younger 
brother. 

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Like that mustache, that push. 
Broom it's a family. 

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Heirloom. 
Heirloom. 

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OK, Yeah. 
So you pasted it on there. 

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OK, Should I pull my pants up or
can we do this with with with 

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Vinny out? 
Prefer you get Vinny clothes? 

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So why do you keep having to 
pull Vinny out? 

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Because I enjoy masturbation. 
OK, OK, well, why is that? 

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It's an escape mechanism, you 
know, It's all I got here. 

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OK, I maybe I had to do 
something with my childhood. 

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I don't know your. 
Childhood to be a little bit. 

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Well, my dad's would, you know, 
get it on and. 

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Hold on. 
I had a lot of grunting, yeah. 

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Oh, OK. 
Well, hey, why don't you go 

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ahead and come on out. 
Excuse me? 

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Well, actually do you know, you 
know, I'm not very, I'm not very

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proud of like, you know, like 
what you're doing with your 

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penis or whatnot. 
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a pump

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the brakes here. 
I will be very sad about this. 

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Who's this guy? 
I'm. 

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Your father. 
You're not my dad. 

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Sound like Whiting from a crazy 
night? 

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It's me. 
I'm your father. 

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Wait a second. 
You're not Gill. 

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You're not Keaton either. 
I'm. 

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Gill. 
Is that you? 

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Hold on. 
Yeah, I'm killing King's in 

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here. 
Oh, you've been working out? 

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When I recognize him, he looks 
good. 

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Hey yo, what up? 
Kay and. 

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What's up, little DI? 
Thought I thought you was dead. 

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No, I'm not there. 
I'm Big D, Big Daddy. 

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Oh man. 
I go over and give him a hug. 

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I've been looking for you. 
The photo is of a very a very 

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large black man who's naked. 
Yeah, he never really. 

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He doesn't like shirts. 
Nothing. 

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No, man, I don't like shirts. 
Like how you don't like pants? 

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I don't like shirts. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Like father, like son, I think. 
Or blood, you know. 

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Well, I mean, you know, I'm 
black as thin and you're, you 

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know, an Italian goose bag, but 
you know. 

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Hey. 
Love is love, right? 

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I think we we look just like 
each other. 

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Yeah, and I'm a bottom. 
That's kind of crazy. 

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Yeah, me too. 
Me too. 

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I like that. 
Ain't that right, Vinny? 

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Hell. 
Yeah, yeah, I've been looking 

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for you. 
I thought you was dead. 

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How does that? 
Make you feel do you know, 

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seeing your dead dad again. 
It makes me feel good because as

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I recall, there was a burglar 
that, you know, his name was 

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Laz. 
He kind of, he's kind of my 

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third dad. 
He's kind of good to me. 

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But but he killed, he killed 
Keaton Gill. 

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I thought I've been looking for 
him ever since Lars said they 

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was dead. 
Well, it appears that maybe Lars

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was wrong. 
When I get out, I think I'm 

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going to kick him in the butt 
crack or in the ball that would.

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That would be great. 
Taint. 

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Bust his balls now. 
You know can. 

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You do me a favor, my guy. 
Sure, yeah, I'll do you 

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anything. 
I'll do you anything at all. 

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You stop. 
Can you stop masturbating so 

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much? 
You've got it. 

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It's really creeping the rest of
us out. 

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Vinny, it's it's night, night. 
OK, Dino, whatever you say, give

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me later. 
Holla at me later, all right? 

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Yeah, I got you. 
I got you. 

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All right, That's fine. 
No, I'm I'm real. 

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Proud of you, Lil D You. 
Keep doing a good. 

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Job Daddy. 
Daddy, I love you. 

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I love you. 
I'm glad I'm. 

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Glad they found you. 
No, I, I love you too, man. 

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I I got to go to the bathroom 
though, OK? 

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All right, Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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I'll see you later, OK? 
He's, he's got bowel problems 

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all right. 
Wow, wow. 

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This, this foundation is 
something else. 

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So they find the they found my 
dead dad. 

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We we do, we do a pretty good 
job. 

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We do a pretty good job. 
So as. 

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A miracle workers. 
Yeah, so Director Agates is 

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here. 
He'll escort you back to your 

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cell. 
And why don't you go ahead and 

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send Maxwell Fart? 
That would be a Faxwell Faxwell 

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bark. 
Thanks a lot for your crotch 

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anyone. 
Your secret agent from Control. 

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All right, Maxwell, come on. 
Follow me. 

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Okay, you've got a cheap Adrian 
from Control. 

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All. 
Right, thanks, Tom. 

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I pat him on the head. 
Oh thanks, don't mess up my 

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hairdo you. 
Find Oh no, I you kidding me 

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that. 
Stuff's like. 

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Cotton crepe. 
Go ahead and have a seat, fat 

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well. 
All right, yeah, that would be a

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fact. 
Swell. 

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But yeah, All right, hold. 
On OK, good. 

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Write it down in a notebook. 
Literally the only thing he 

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wrote down in it. 
All right, Maxwell, how are you 

231
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doing today, Sir? 
Well, other than being in 

232
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prison, not not not too bad. 
I had AI had an egg sandwich 

233
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about a week and a half ago and 
it was pretty delicious. 

234
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Yeah, it's pretty good. 
It's pretty good. 

235
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Tell me a little bit about 
yourself. 

236
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You know, like, like, you know, 
life before prison. 

237
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Oh, well, I, I can't tell you 
too much because I was a super, 

238
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super secret agent for the 
government institution called 

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Control. 
I had a partner for, for quite a

240
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few years, Agent 99. 
I fell in love with her and we 

241
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got married and and yeah, I 
accidentally killed a guy that I

242
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was supposed to be protecting 
and ended me up in here. 

243
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The door to the bathroom opens 
up without steps, a lady who 

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appeared to be from the maybe 
mid 60s. 

245
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Hair's kind of done up 
different, and she comes. 

246
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Down. 
She's 99. 

247
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,800
You're so beautiful. 
Hello, Faxwell. 

248
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,480
Oh, you got to be kidding me. 
I must have died and went to 

249
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heaven. 
Before the new one anyway. 

250
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:51,240
Wow, yeah. 
I missed you so facts. 

251
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,360
Well, and she runs up to you and
she gives you a kiss. 

252
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,800
Oh yes she does. 
Oh boy, comes to go visit. 

253
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,840
No, no. 
I'm your no right there in the 

254
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doctor's office. 
I'm already. 

255
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,600
I'm already No. 
I can send it there. 

256
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,160
Who your pants effect? 
Well, this is a kid show. 

257
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,360
He's already sitting down. 
He's in the cut chair. 

258
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,920
What missed it by? 
That's on. 

259
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:20,120
CCTV. 
Already had a weed masturbator 

260
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,880
in here. 
Oh, that's not no, no, no. 

261
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:31,000
I made a mess. 
Tell me about your guys's love, 

262
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Max Faxwell. 
Age of 99 is she's a special 

263
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lady. 
She's the only one that can keep

264
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up with me. 
And so it just made sense, you 

265
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know, that we fall in love. 
We work together for a lot of 

266
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years. 
Yeah, well, you know, maybe. 

267
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She could convince you to like, 
you know, I don't know, maybe 

268
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like grow a spine in here or 
something, you know, maybe like 

269
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help you get smart. 
Not sure what you mean, chum. 

270
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,480
Oh. 
I don't, I don't know if you 

271
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,400
knew this, but that's. 
Familiar. 

272
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,520
And we were dealing with this 
doctor. 

273
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,920
I I tried really hard to get him
to, to not kill several people. 

274
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:16,160
It didn't work, but, you know, I
tried. 

275
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,120
That's pretty spineful. 
You're right, you're right. 

276
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:24,560
But maybe, you know, like you 
could, you know, like, you know,

277
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help your friends. 
Yeah, OK. 

278
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,400
Yeah. 
So, you know, maybe, you know, 

279
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,640
yeah. 
You mean the masturbator, the 

280
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the the murderer and and the 
other guy? 

281
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,000
Yeah, the volunteer. 
Yeah, yeah. 

282
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OK. 
Yeah. 

283
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,400
OK, OK. 
Well, 1899, it was nice seeing 

284
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you. 
I know you got important stuff 

285
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,240
to do, you know, back in 
control, so. 

286
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,160
Doesn't exist anymore. 
We'll we'll see you later, OK? 

287
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,760
Oh man, Goodbye my love. 
I, Agent 99. 

288
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,240
She stuffed back into the. 
Bathroom. 

289
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,079
All right, doc, Is there any way
I can ever get out of here? 

290
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,760
I got to get back to that and 
you can understand why. 

291
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,640
Oh yeah, it's a hot piece of 
booty man I love. 

292
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,480
More than just. 
That Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm 

293
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:23,160
good. 
OK, well, we'll see you back to 

294
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,040
your cell now. 
Just send one of the others. 

295
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,120
Oh, I get to pick sweet. 
Come on, let's get out of here. 

296
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,520
Come on. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm. 

297
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:38,520
I'm coming, Agent Haggis. 
All right, chum, Your turn to 

298
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,000
go. 
It's my turn to meet with the 

299
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,240
doctor. 
Why yes, y'all love him. 

300
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,040
Perfect accommodation for alpha 
male like me. 

301
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,080
Oh, yes, of course, of course, 
yeah. 

302
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I am Bledsoy and I do like a 

303
00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,400
little bow at your service. 
OK, OK, OK. 

304
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:05,480
Hello. 
So can I explain that all over 

305
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,360
by yourself, you little, you 
little queer. 

306
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,120
I have. 
You know that I am female. 

307
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,680
I just mean odd, you know? 
It's still this old. 

308
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,920
My board and savior Andrew Twait
doesn't despises. 

309
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,400
Gay people. 
Twait. 

310
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,080
I have changed the name. 
Copyright Purpose. 

311
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,720
Just as you're talking about 
that, the door bust for the 

312
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bathroom. 
Go to the bathroom, bust down 

313
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:46,080
and out steps I I immediately 
run in front. 

314
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,640
Of him get on my knees and I 
just like start bowing to him. 

315
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,280
My ward. 
I have one so much. 

316
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:56,280
For you, you picks. 
Up your pants, I'll finish you 

317
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,880
good. 
He picks up you, picks you up by

318
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,680
your collar and he says. 
What color is your Bugatti? 

319
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:13,000
Queen. 
The mate they sent their agents,

320
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,480
they know that Andrew King. 
I'm the king of the Internet and

321
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,080
they're afraid. 
Remember the top GI predicted 

322
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,760
it. 
I will always remember. 

323
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,920
I'm the top G. 
You want the top gene. 

324
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,040
I, I am. 
I am below you. 

325
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,520
That's right, you are below me. 
You're pathetic. 

326
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,640
I am below you. 
You're pathetic. 

327
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:37,200
I don't, I don't Dissolve your 
your kindness. 

328
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,920
That's. 
Whoever wins, that's what I'm. 

329
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,600
Saying that do. 
You know, right. 

330
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,360
Hey, that's what, that's what. 
You know what I say about women,

331
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,680
right? 
What? 

332
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,320
What? 
Yeah, I do nothing. 

333
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,400
What did I say? 
No, Women are like cards. 

334
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,400
You can get a new one whenever 
you want, but you don't always 

335
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,640
want to keep the old one in a 
good condition. 

336
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,080
Yeah. 
Why? 

337
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:05,640
Yeah. 
And they're very high 

338
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,720
maintenance. 
Some. 

339
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,000
Some of them. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

340
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,080
yeah. 
Women are biologically 

341
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,040
programmed to seek out the 
strongest, most dominant males. 

342
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:21,160
That's why I've got 40 of them. 
I I always you're my role model.

343
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,800
I know you got no women like 
you. 

344
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:29,640
That's why you got no women. 
I I kind of. 

345
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,160
Always. 
You ain't. 

346
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,560
You ain't got no women. 
Oh, so these gentlemen are gay? 

347
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:43,560
Not gay, not gay, not gay. 
So you're. 

348
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,880
Right, right. 
You're going to go out there, 

349
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,320
you're going to show who's boss,
aren't you? 

350
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,120
You're going to show who's a top
G imprisonment. 

351
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,160
I already had people sacrifice 
themselves in my honor. 

352
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,320
Right, that's good. 
And I'm when I came out of 

353
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,960
prison, I was stronger and more 
jacked than ever. 

354
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,400
Why? 
I'm going to start hitting the 

355
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,360
bench. 
Why'd you word that like a 

356
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,320
question? 
You go out. 

357
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,200
There. 
You find the biggest guy and you

358
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,520
punch him straight in the face. 
OK. 

359
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,120
I will do that. 
All right. 

360
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,160
Yeah. 
Now go get him, Go get a tiger 

361
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:22,240
and he slaps you on the butt. 
Oh, but Mr. Andrew 20, Oh, he's 

362
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,520
gone. 
Now, how do you feel about that?

363
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,360
You feel motive, motivized, 
motivated. 

364
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:34,000
Motorized. 
I'm going to commit assault. 

365
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:35,920
What? 
Wow. 

366
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,880
And I run out of the. 
Room. 

367
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,360
Oh no. 
Oh no, I. 

368
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,600
Like to vote? 
I hate maker. 

369
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,520
I know who. 
She. 

370
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,360
Who she came in. 
The dog. 

371
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,520
Yeah, you. 
Don't do it, chuckles. 

372
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,440
Don't do it. 
I'm a punch of the guard. 

373
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,760
The mistake, Chuckles. 
Don't do it. 

374
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,880
I'm punching the guard like I'm 
like he just sees like this like

375
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,560
like middle-aged fat dude with 
like really long hair like run 

376
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,120
out to him. 
He. 

377
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,440
Just he just. 
Kind of like Punch slaps him and

378
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,440
then he runs back into his own, 
no? 

379
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,520
It's just. 
Me when just posted. 

380
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,360
He chumps at the camera with a 
punch. 

381
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,440
Yeah. 
Literally that. 

382
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,720
Did you have a good visit with 
the doctor? 

383
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,560
I'm sorry, Max, what would you 
say? 

384
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:58,000
Good to see I'm getting chumped.
You have a good visit with the 

385
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,760
doctor? 
Oh, I did have a very good visit

386
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,640
with the doctor. 
I feel motivated. 

387
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,280
I'm going to go commit as many 
assaults as I can. 

388
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,000
I'm I'm going to do a felony. 
I'm going to go commit a climb. 

389
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,320
Being Wellington is Roton. 
I'm also going to get a lot of 

390
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,960
women. 
No thanks, I'm good. 

391
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,760
No, it's time for you to go. 
You gotta go in here. 

392
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,440
I'm gonna get mad at you. 
Flip, I'll flip you for it. 

393
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,160
Heads I win, Tails you lose. 
I'll flip you for it. 

394
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,120
I squeeze the trigger of my AR15
and you die. 

395
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:43,160
Come on, keep going. 
You kill me. 

396
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,480
What if you kill me? 
The location. 

397
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,160
Of this place. 
Was out on the Internet by 

398
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,440
nightfall. 
No, Yeah, come with me. 

399
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,760
I'm dragging you by your ear 
now. 

400
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:59,520
I like how there is no Reaper. 
Like he was like so compounded 

401
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,760
he just didn't react. 
He has no idea what's going on. 

402
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,400
He's very confused. 
He wouldn't. 

403
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,480
Earn it all because I just hit 
his. 

404
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,320
I just hit his. 
You spun a helmet around so he 

405
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,560
can't. 
He didn't even really see what 

406
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,440
happened. 
It just, he knows that he got 

407
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,680
hit. 
Just got like, what? 

408
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,880
What's that? 
It's so much weird stuff. 

409
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,160
So much weird stuff happens 
every day that it's hard to even

410
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,560
figure out what's actually 
happening. 

411
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,880
I'd like to search the room for 
a weapon that I can I can hide. 

412
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:36,040
Everything, everything's bolted 
down, so good luck, you 

413
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,840
whispered the. 
I'd like to roll for a. 

414
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,320
I've got a pretty high strength 
count. 

415
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,760
I won't. 
Find a weapon. 

416
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,800
Nope, there's no weapons in 
here. 

417
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:48,240
Just my painter. 
That's a lethal weapon. 

418
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,520
Hey, Benny. 
It's pretty. 

419
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,920
I've killed I've. 
I've killed men with less. 

420
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,480
Well, how about you sit down on 
the couch and we just talk? 

421
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,960
See, I would, but then you're 
going to have some sort of 

422
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,000
wicked voodoo come out to 
assassinate. 

423
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,840
Assassinate my brain hole. 
I know how this place works. 

424
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,600
What? 
What the Sam hell are you 

425
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:16,680
talking about, boy? 
Just gradually going around the 

426
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,160
room yanking on things to try 
and get a weapon up. 

427
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:26,440
And here on T you, nothing's 
going to happen to you, all 

428
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,080
right? 
Here's my question. 

429
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,240
I'll make you a deal. 
I'll make you a deal, Doc. 

430
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,200
I'll sit down and I'll be a good
boy. 

431
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,240
But you got to give me a pen or 
a sharpened pencil. 

432
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,120
That's all I want. 
I want to start writing my story

433
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:50,640
so I can write my stories down. 
OK, well, maybe after you talk 

434
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,440
to me, maybe maybe I'll justify 
it. 

435
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,440
Well, hold on. 
Maybe you'd sit down and talk to

436
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,160
me on the little black couch 
over there. 

437
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,400
Don't mind this camera that's 
pointed at it. 

438
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,240
And you just, you know, explain 
a little bit to me about like, 

439
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:11,480
you know, your past. 
I'd like guarantee that I'd get 

440
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,200
insulin paper first, or crayon 
if you're worried about me 

441
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,560
hurting somebody. 
But then I'll take crayon. 

442
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,360
I can give you, I can give you a
marker and a piece of paper. 

443
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,280
How about that catch you 
outside? 

444
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,800
How about that? 
Deal. 

445
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,960
I'll meet you outside. 
Nope, Nope, since your fat 

446
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,880
little white bunk down on my 
black couch. 

447
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,000
I'm not fat, or I have one or 
two extra cheeseburgers a week, 

448
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,160
but I'm not fat. 
Thank you. 

449
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,040
Now beam the. 
Voice is putting in and out 

450
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,680
there, doc. 
Is it beam? 

451
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,760
You can. 
Call me. 

452
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,200
You can call me Mr. Remington. 
I don't know you. 

453
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,680
I don't. 
Think you're You're not your 

454
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,120
daddy, so I'm not calling you 
nothing besides Beam. 

455
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,640
Yeah, Beaner. 
Oh, what? 

456
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,680
That's what it says here on my 
paper. 

457
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,440
Oh. 
That's his full government. 

458
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,440
Name. 
Yeah, they like that you guy. 

459
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,040
Bean Bean ER Remington. 
Oh, that's his middle name. 

460
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,000
That that stands for Ernest. 
Yeah, oh, maybe it's just Bean 

461
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,600
Remington and it's just too 
close together, so it says 

462
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:32,040
Beaner. 
My glasses on. 

463
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,360
You do know Remington doesn't 
start with an E? 

464
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,280
Right I. 
See the gas? 

465
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,240
I see the gap. 
Hold on. 

466
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,400
My bad, that was me. 
That's on me. 

467
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,760
My bad SO. 
Accidentally racist? 

468
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,880
Hey, look, I. 
Drank a lot of this in Vietnam. 

469
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:57,840
OK, and my vision went to crap. 
Oh, Beam R Tell me a little bit 

470
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:02,200
about your you know, your, your 
family. 

471
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,680
Dead. 
Sick. 

472
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,920
OK, OK. 
Well, it was a little bit. 

473
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,680
Yeah, you know what? 
About your brother, You say your

474
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,440
brother is killed by us. 
The whole family was dingus. 

475
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,320
Oh. 
Manny. 

476
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:23,080
Oh, Manny, I was supposed to 
save you and I didn't. 

477
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,360
After the door opens up the out 
steps. 

478
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,960
Jeffrey Dean Morgan. 
Steps. 

479
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,200
Out. 
Isn't that Negan from The 

480
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,560
Walking Dead? 
No, that's Jeffrey Dean Morgan, 

481
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,480
the actor. 
Who plays Negan in The Walking 

482
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,400
Dead? 
He also plays Sam and Dean's dad

483
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,360
in Supernatural. 
Oh, I never watched that show. 

484
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,920
Oh yeah. 
What's the dad's name? 

485
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,360
What's the dad's name? 
I can't. 

486
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,240
Remember. 
I can't remember. 

487
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,640
That's why I said Jeffrey Dean 
Morgan. 

488
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,040
Oh, John. 
Don Winchester is his name so. 

489
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,520
John, it's John. 
There it is. 

490
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,160
John, I remember it. 
Old Don. 

491
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,920
Don Remington. 
Little Don Remington. 

492
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,120
Kind of sounds ripped off for 
the real thing. 

493
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,680
Come here man, Come here. 
Give your old. 

494
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,320
Give your old dad a hug, No. 
Sounds like Dutch this. 

495
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,160
Is one of those tricks one of 
those? 

496
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,840
Tricks. 
One of your mind games? 

497
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,240
It's me, your boss. 
Come here. 

498
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,800
Nope. 
Nope, chasing him around the 

499
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:40,760
room. 
Come on, we'll get you. 

500
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:48,960
We'll get you. 
Probably should hold and tackle 

501
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:55,280
him. 
No, I got you. 

502
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,720
I don't got you. 
Yeah, he tackles you to the 

503
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,800
ground. 
What do I need to roll? 

504
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,800
What do I need to roll? 
You can't roll anything. 

505
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,320
You can't roll anything. 
It's a Canon event. 

506
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,760
Come here, boy, Come. 
Here let. 

507
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,040
Me hug you. 
You're not my real. 

508
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,920
Dad. 
You're just a trick by the 

509
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,920
You're just a trick by the 
foundation. 

510
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,280
You're trying to play with my 
head. 

511
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,680
He shows you his tattoo. 
Look, it's me. 

512
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,920
Look. 
You're just a, you're just a 

513
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,800
copycat. 
Are you one of those PPDS or 

514
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,040
what do they call them? 
Those minnow P? 

515
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,840
What are they called? 
You're not my real dad. 

516
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,560
You've gone crazy, son. 
Listen to yourself. 

517
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,120
You're dead. 
Who's really crazy? 

518
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,880
You know that's right. 
You, son, sit. 

519
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,640
You're in a clap, Doctor Phil. 
Nope. 

520
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,680
Actually, the name's Doctor. 
Not doing, huh? 

521
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,880
I'm not the doctor. 
Phil's my younger brother, yeah.

522
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Right. 

523
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,920
Sit down, Phil. 
Joke's on you, Bob, Phil's more 

524
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:09,520
famous. 
I need you to get along with 

525
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,440
your friends. 
I know my, I know my dad. 

526
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,000
I know, I know my dad. 
He wouldn't. 

527
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,200
He wouldn't beg me for anything.
No, I'm not begging your 

528
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,320
brother's here. 
He begged me for nothing. 

529
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,040
To go up. 
Hey, your brother is here. 

530
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,000
I need you to cooperate, OK? 
We got to sing him. 

531
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,240
Where is he? 
Not a savior, I don't know. 

532
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,600
Where is he? 
Where's my brother? 

533
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,800
I told you, I don't know. 
Like he doesn't it sounds. 

534
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,000
Like, you know. 
I bet you do doc. 

535
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,160
What if I orcher it out of you? 
Good luck, I ain't got no balls 

536
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,800
left. 
The Predator took him 

537
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:53,480
$1,000,000. 
All right, Doc, I'll try to 

538
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,400
find. 
I'll go up. 

539
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,800
All right, fake dad, I'll try 
to. 

540
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,760
I'll try to work with everybody 
and try to find Annie. 

541
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,960
Oh, OK, Good, good. 
All right, I'll talk to you 

542
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,320
later. 
I love you. 

543
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,440
You're. 
One of those PVPS they talk 

544
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,680
about, I know it. 
I think you mean PCV pop, you 

545
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,760
know, plumbing. 
No, it's one of those specialty 

546
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,800
things like the like the plate 
doctor. 

547
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,760
HGTV. 
Yeah, you believe positive prank

548
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,320
takes ventilation? 
Yeah. 

549
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,280
Yeah, yeah, the AT and TS that 
you keep locked up here, they're

550
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,040
weird signs of experiment. 
A UTB. 

551
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,160
Kevin Bacon. 
Kevin Bacon. 

552
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,880
Yeah, that's what I said. 
You're telling me you got a UTI?

553
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:44,960
Is that what you're telling me? 
No the TR keys that you keep 

554
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,880
locked up here. 
UTI. 

555
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,080
Are you a girl That's a? 
Little cranberry. 

556
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,680
Fix you. 
Got a vagina anyway, Doc. 

557
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,120
Anyway, Doc, where's my where's 
you played? 

558
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,680
You played with my mind. 
Give me my marker and paper. 

559
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,240
Also, the pickpocket is to try 
and sneak something off his 

560
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,360
desk. 
OK, what are you trying to see 

561
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,920
off his desk? 
Is there anything even on his 

562
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,600
desk or any? 
Pickpocket him. 

563
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,840
He's gotta have something in his
pockets. 

564
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:19,360
Looking at you, it's. 
Kind of like normal, like I just

565
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,040
don't want a desk. 
Probably a couple books 

566
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:27,240
stationary. 
Those like a notebook of those 

567
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,920
ink blotches. 
Oh yeah, yeah, he's got a bunch 

568
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,520
of the Rorschach. 
Sticky, sticky note. 

569
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,560
Yeah. 
Rorschach. 

570
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,760
What Rorschach blood is OK? 
OK. 

571
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,960
So this look like a penis to 
you? 

572
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,440
That's a drawing of a penis, 
yeah. 

573
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,080
OK look look, I'm just trying to
make fun. 

574
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,280
Of the butterfly shovels. 
I'm a little bit of an artiste. 

575
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,480
Very detailed, like the vein 
work. 

576
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:01,000
Yeah, it's a self-portrait. 
So he like flips through like 

577
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,320
all of his notebook, there's a 
whole bunch of pictures of 

578
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,480
penises drawn, and then there's 
like that one sheet where he 

579
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,639
wrote down facts well, and 
that's it. 

580
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,679
Productive. 
Yeah. 

581
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,600
You're back to your cell. 
OK, We got more stuff to go 

582
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,560
through tomorrow. 
Whatever, Bob. 

583
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,960
Come on, get in there. 
Director Haggis. 

584
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,639
What do I need to roll to draw? 
What do I need to roll to Draw 

585
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:31,159
Something on this guy's visor? 
I mean, you can Draw Something 

586
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:33,520
on this visor I guess. 
Draw a peanut. 

587
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,159
This should be funny. 
Draw a fake mustache. 

588
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,159
That's the real female thing to 
do with a penis. 

589
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,440
And also a penis. 
Well, my roles suck, but I put 

590
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,400
glasses, a big nose and a 
mustache like the Groucho 

591
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,120
glasses. 
It's pretty funny. 

592
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,400
And hide behind behind the 
diddler. 

593
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,440
Made my work fun. 
Yeah. 

594
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:03,040
What what you got there, buddy? 
I was going to inquire when we 

595
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,240
unlock the usage of the 
commissary. 

596
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,680
Yeah. 
When? 

597
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,240
Yeah, Oh. 
Actually. 

598
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,440
Lately day. 
Oh. 

599
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,920
I could get some cigarettes. 
Yes, yes you can. 

600
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,040
I like that. 
I bet you get stuff to not eat 

601
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,080
this. 
Google. 

602
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:30,120
Well, maybe it's really just. 
Gruel in different shapes. 

603
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,800
Yeah, you could start making 
stuff like the Breezy did when 

604
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,840
he was in the clink. 
Know what I'm saying? 

605
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:37,960
All right. 
Was this why? 

606
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,480
Well, I'm going to purchase a 
dumbbell. 

607
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,240
Why? 
So I can get stronger. 

608
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,160
Oh, OK, OK. 
All right. 

609
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,600
Actually, guys, it's it's 
Sunday, so it's time for church 

610
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,280
service. 
It's mandatory. 

611
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,520
Oh, really? 
God, go to church. 

612
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,200
I hate that we're going to 
family about my Lord and Savior.

613
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,320
I I'm going to church. 
And follows. 

614
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,520
Yeah, and do tweet. 
Come on here. 

615
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,320
No, not even close, Tom. 
Come on YouTube. 

616
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,680
Game Boy. 
What's he talking to? 

617
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,240
I don't know anybody about that 
name. 

618
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,600
Which one is he talking to? 
Take it easy, take how you 

619
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,080
doing. 
I'm not gay. 

620
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:28,160
I'm not gay. 
I'm a prison, you know what I'm 

621
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,960
saying? 
Like my CDs are really going to 

622
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,520
start selling, you know what I'm
saying? 

623
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,920
Now listen. 
To. 

624
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:40,640
A wonderful sermon from our 
lovely seminar. 

625
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:46,560
You know the preacher man. 
He was my name of Brother Billy.

626
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,440
You mean Father Billy? 
No. 

627
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,360
Okay. 
He probably just goes by Bill. 

628
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,760
Maybe William, would you 
believe? 

629
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,760
Wax Yeah, I do go by Billy 
sometimes. 

630
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,040
Or just just call me brother, 
you know, You know, But 

631
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,480
basically, you know, I just want
to tell y'all, y'all suck for 

632
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,040
being here. 
You're criminals and Jesus hates

633
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,960
you. 
But. 

634
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,320
Yeah. 
Whoa, hold. 

635
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,600
On I'm not done yet, OK, but if 
you just believe and you donate 

636
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,240
all your commissary to me, that 
means you go to heaven and God 

637
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,800
will double it and give it to 
you. 

638
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,680
So it's like, you know, you give
it to me. 

639
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,400
You gotta double it and give it 
to the next person. 

640
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,760
The next person happens to be 
you. 

641
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,360
That doesn't make sense. 
It does make sense. 

642
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:45,120
It's in the Bible somewhere. 
That sounds like God somewhere. 

643
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,080
Sounds like no read. 
It and if. 

644
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,920
You break a treat in half and 
try to give me a. 

645
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,280
Little bit give a junk. 
To me that's not 2 now 0. 

646
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,480
Trying the junk. 
You know what? 

647
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,040
It's just because brother 
Billy's talking like that I'll 

648
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,600
allow a nine to do so. 
You kick bread Billy in the nut 

649
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,960
it it ruptures his left nut and.
I rolled a 14 hey. 

650
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,640
Why? 
Is he keeping up? 

651
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,760
Oh, that's rupture. 
Oh, now you're old at 14. 

652
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,160
OK, yeah, not rupture. 
And then now he's on the ground 

653
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,800
sniveling and asking God why? 
Why me? 

654
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,880
I'm your good faithful servant. 
Oh, dear God. 

655
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:26,960
Dear God, Dear God. 
And Brother Billy parishes. 

656
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,720
I'm trying to get this out of 
Wimmington. 

657
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,960
Out of our commissary. 
Because whenever he does 

658
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,320
anything, it involves penises. 
Yeah, I was. 

659
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,200
Right. 
I call him. 

660
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,640
I call him gay boy. 
I see I was right. 

661
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,480
All right, whatever, Niger. 
In there, you and the balls. 

662
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,160
Alpha male. 
Whatever, hey, get back in line.

663
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,440
What are you gonna do about it? 
You gotta regret it. 

664
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,680
All right. 
So since when the commentary, 

665
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,760
you guys don't buy anything? 
My bad, my bad, bozo. 

666
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,360
Yeah, How many ramen noodles can
I get with this? 

667
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,680
Can we buy? 
Sir, that is a a cup full of 

668
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:08,040
semen, so that'll give me about 
14 packs of chicken ramen. 

669
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,320
I used to donate at the clinic 
on the on my street corner. 

670
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,560
Yeah, my dad Keaton would take 
me there and we'd do it 

671
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,040
together. 
I mean different rooms 

672
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,120
obviously. 
Well, sure, yeah. 

673
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,720
So it's worth something I'm 
saying. 

674
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,920
Yeah, 14 ramen packets. 
OK, and a pack of cigarettes. 

675
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,120
Either or. 
If I can get one or the other, 

676
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,160
I'll take the cigarettes. 
Half a pack of cigarettes. 

677
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,320
Half a pack? 
Yeah. 

678
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:36,000
Do you have a hard bargain? 
I would wipe a stress ball. 3/4 

679
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,440
all right, and he throws you a 
stress ball. 

680
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,040
Sick. 
What, by the way, huh? 

681
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,320
Guys want anything huh? 
What can I get from the 

682
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,480
commissary? 
Chuckles. 

683
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,400
I don't know what you want. 
But what are my options? 

684
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,240
I don't know what you want. 
There are no options. 

685
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,840
I just got a guess at what you 
got. 

686
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,200
Yeah, you take a guess. 
Take a wild guess. 

687
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,240
The Foundation can get most 
things. 

688
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,160
I can. 
I can really have anything. 

689
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,240
They're pretty cool, yeah. 
Machine like spits out any 

690
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,640
liquid. 
Yep, Yep, right here. 

691
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,320
He slaps it. 
See. 

692
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,240
Look. 
One ounce of gold and it 

693
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:15,240
produces a just put fills up a 
cup full of an ounce of gold. 

694
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,120
Liquid gold. 
See. 

695
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,400
Look, I would like that. 
I would like that. 

696
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,000
Here you go, he throws the gold 
at you. 

697
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:29,240
It spills all over your shirt. 
Oh jeez, I don't know what gets 

698
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,480
out gold. 
You know how? 

699
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,600
Do you look at it? 
Well, they get. 

700
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:38,800
Tide tide pods like give me, 
print me off a cup full of tide.

701
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,360
You found a cup of tide and 
spikes it on you. 

702
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,120
It doesn't work. 
Yeah, gold. 

703
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,440
I'm just covered in greasy, 
tight and gold. 

704
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,120
So what do I have? 
But I get AP90X hanging ball. 

705
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,040
Are you gonna hang it with it? 
Pull up, pull up the ass. 

706
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,240
Legally. 
Yeah, I legally have to add. 

707
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:13,200
So yeah, and digs around in a 
little chest for a little bit. 

708
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,920
You know, it's just a black bar 
that you could just hang on a 

709
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:22,520
door. 
Door frame, What about you 

710
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,280
facts? 
Well. 

711
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,760
Chum wondered if you don't have 
maybe a pair of sunglasses. 

712
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:35,840
Any kind? 
You know, whatever keeps anybody

713
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,200
from seeing my eyes. 
Yep, I got past sunglasses. 

714
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,040
Hands you a pair of awesome. 
And how about how about the 

715
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,960
banana? 
Do you have the the banana? 

716
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,200
The banana, Yeah. 
I think a banana. 

717
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:57,760
Hands you a banana. 
I rolled a 19 for the banana. 

718
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,640
The secret banana. 
Are you talking about his penis?

719
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,200
No banana. 
Talking about me. 

720
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,480
No, Vinny, he's not talking 
about you. 

721
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,800
You're. 
Talking about the banana from. 

722
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,880
Control. 
The like banana, Do you know 

723
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,120
your penis talks? 
Yeah, it's just that's Vinny. 

724
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,240
Hey, how you? 
Doing Do I greet him? 

725
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,560
Do I say hello? 
I mean, yeah, you could say I 

726
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,360
you could. 
He could talk through the pants 

727
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,080
or I can take him off if you 
want. 

728
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:26,960
Or I'm not gay at all, Never 
mind. 

729
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,920
He only likes women. 
Yeah. 

730
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,680
Hey, hey, you go. 
Here's the banana. 

731
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,880
Oh. 
Thanks, John. 

732
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,280
Hello. 
I take off my shoe. 

733
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,080
Yeah, I just got, I just got 
Chief for sending me the banana.

734
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,520
Thanks, Tom. 
Hey, hey, is that guy okay? 

735
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,880
No. 
I. 

736
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,840
Probably should have slipped 
some antipsychotic pills in his 

737
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,120
banana. 
I haven't gotten a monkey. 

738
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,880
With him for a week. 
You. 

739
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,160
Guys, you want some weed? 
I don't think we can give you 

740
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,560
that. 
No, I said. 

741
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,840
I haven't gotten a weed on him. 
Okay. 

742
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:10,400
I'll take a I'll take a pair of 
sunglasses like chuckles over 

743
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:16,280
there on rimmed mirrors, if you 
don't mind, and then one and one

744
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,040
of those pull up tip stations. 
I got to get in shape too. 

745
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,880
I got to start working out. 
Yeah, I got to kill the 

746
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:22,920
monsters. 
Yeah. 

747
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,640
OK. 
OK, there you go. 

748
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,880
All right. 
And these days, what would you 

749
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,040
like? 
Yeah man, I like like kind of 

750
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,760
get like 5 cups of pure THC, you
know what I'm saying? 

751
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:41,840
The machine will put it out, 
puts out a big cup full of THC 

752
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,800
and he starts drinking it. 
Oh no. 

753
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:52,600
Actually I I I would just like 
some raw milk and RFK junior, he

754
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,720
grabs a cup of raw milk and he 
chugs it and gets infected with 

755
00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:00,320
a parasite. 
Good stuff. 

756
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:04,840
Oh, yeah, that's good. 
All right. 

757
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,640
Sam, get back to yourself. 
Come on. 

758
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,240
Get. 
Out of here? 

759
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,000
Come on. 
We have a busy day tomorrow. 

760
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,720
If torch is like that, I want to
go. 

761
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,480
Hey, hey, Captain Hag is there. 
Hey, Bozo. 

762
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,920
He's director, Director, but 
yeah. 

763
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:21,480
Sorry, sorry, director Bozo, 
you're, you're all right, guy. 

764
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:25,400
I know you're trying to kill us 
with your PVPS and your element 

765
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,800
OPS and such, but you know, 
thanks for the comments, Terry. 

766
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,160
I appreciate it. 
Yeah, of course, of course. 

767
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:38,280
Yeah, Guy. 
Yes. 

768
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,160
Maxwell. 
As Faxwell just appears in front

769
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:45,520
of director I guess. 
Hey, what's up, buddy? 

770
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,520
Oh wow, you you look tense. 
Yeah, OK. 

771
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,200
This is weird. 
Yeah, so. 

772
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,640
Thanks. 
Yeah, I'm, I'm rolling to 

773
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,360
wising, rolling to give him a, 
a, a shoulder massage. 

774
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,800
It's a lot of sexual energy 
happening today. 

775
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,040
Oh no. 
Oh yeah, baby, that. 

776
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,360
Feels pretty good. 
You got nice hands, Maxwell. 

777
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:18,160
Well, just trying to be a a good
chum to you, chum. 

778
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,280
Thanks, you know, tell me. 
Just something shark eats. 

779
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,640
Right odds. 
So back in the back in the 30s, 

780
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,480
forties, fifties, 60s. 
It's it's a word we use for 

781
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,120
friend. 
You're old. 

782
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,520
You know, like Trump. 
Wow. 

783
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:33,920
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

784
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:34,920
You're. 
Funny. 

785
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,920
Wow. 
Just from a long time ago. 

786
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,080
Yeah. 
And I just want you to know I'm 

787
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:45,320
I'm here for you. 
Well, 27 for psychology and I'm 

788
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,280
I'm here for you if you need to 
talk. 

789
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,320
It just seems like you're your 
job is pretty stressful. 

790
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,920
Yeah. 
You know it is, it is, and I 

791
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,640
reckon thank you for recognizing
that I have a stressful job. 

792
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,880
I appreciate it. 
Do you know 5 counselors are 

793
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,880
they're they're butt holes man. 
They shut up. 

794
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,960
I mean, you know, Doctor Bob 
was, he's doing his best. 

795
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,000
And, you know, I just. 
Oh, yeah, he's a, he's a good, 

796
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,560
he's a good fella. 
Yeah. 

797
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,880
Back in control. 
I learned a lot about psychology

798
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,680
and just want to let you know 
I'm I'm here to help you if you 

799
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,360
need it, chum. 
You're not distracting me, are 

800
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,680
you? 
No, Sir. 

801
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,640
And I just see one of your 
friends like run by and he's 

802
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,560
headed for the the room with the
guns. 

803
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,120
Nope, Nope, just. 
On my cell there buddy. 

804
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,200
You know if I just hit this 
button he explodes, right? 

805
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,520
But if you're talking to me, 
yeah, I remember that. 

806
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,680
Yeah, OK. 
Just just make sure he knows. 

807
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,320
I know what you're talking about
there, buddy. 

808
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:53,200
Get in your cell OK. 
Well, goodnight, Chief, that. 

809
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,160
Is weird. 
Oh real quick, can I get a pack 

810
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,160
of smokes? 
Nope, too late. 

811
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,200
Too late, OK. 
What? 

812
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,200
If I flip you for heads or 
tails. 

813
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,360
What if I just hit you and kill 
you? 

814
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,600
Oh cool. 
The 13 I bought is to start 

815
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,600
doing pull ups on my P90X file. 
I feel like that would be that'd

816
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:16,640
be too boring for you. 
Now, yeah, you start, you start 

817
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,720
doing pull ups, I'll be they're 
difficult for you, but you start

818
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,040
doing them. 
That way, that way, hard. 

819
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,560
But very honest. 
Hey, fact. 

820
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,680
Hey. 
Hey, fast. 

821
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,400
Well, you want to see a secret? 
Sure, chum. 

822
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,680
And he pulls open his his, his 
Afro, his red Afro, and you see 

823
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,280
he's got something attached to 
his head. 

824
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,000
Look, it's a it's a grant and 
reality anchor. 

825
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,080
I. 
Can never be. 

826
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,240
I can never, I can never be 
tricked. 

827
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:46,200
Oh, that's good. 
Yeah, it's pretty cool, right? 

828
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,840
Have a good night. 
Yeah, you too, appreciate that 

829
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,160
chump. 
That was weird. 

830
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:55,320
I was kind of ominous. 
Fella's just trying to be nice 

831
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,600
and kind, and everybody thinks 
he's a weirdo. 

832
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,960
What a weird day to live in. 
Was gay. 

833
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,840
I thought she was gay the way 
you was dressed. 

834
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,960
Yeah, I, I. 
I am rather happy, Sir, I. 

835
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,640
Kind of thought. 
You were gay. 

836
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,320
Too. 
I mean in the homosexual way. 

837
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,160
I'm I'm a happy fella. 
Yo man, I ain't gay man like. 

838
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,280
What? 
I happen to like Agent 99 very 

839
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,320
much, Thank you that. 
Guy sounds like my dad. 

840
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,920
You know what I'm saying? 
No, no, yo-yo yo. 

841
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,320
I don't know what he's saying. 
Pull ups the. 

842
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,440
Pleats in his pants are too. 
Andrew Twait must be satisfied. 

843
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:38,880
Women are like, 'cause what 
color is your Bugatti? 

844
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:53,480
Item Number SCP-096 Object Class
Euclid Description SCP-096 is a 

845
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:57,360
humanoid creature measuring 
approximately 2.38 meters in 

846
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,240
height. 
Subject shows very little muscle

847
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:04,280
mass, with preliminary analysis 
of body mass suggesting mild 

848
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,520
malnutrition. 
Arms are grossly out of 

849
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,480
proportion with the rest of the 
subject's body, with an 

850
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,320
approximate length of 1.5 meters
each. 

851
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,720
Skin is mostly devoid of 
pigmentation, with no sign of 

852
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:23,480
anybody hair. 
SCP-096 jaw can open to four 

853
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,560
times the norm of an average 
human. 

854
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,240
Other facial features remain 
similar to an average human, 

855
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,600
with the exception of the eyes, 
which are also devoid of 

856
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,800
pigmentation. 
It is not yet known whether 

857
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,200
SCP-096 is blind or not. 
It shows no signs of any higher 

858
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,040
brain functions and is not 
considered to be sapient. 

859
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:48,680
SCP-096 is normally extremely 
docile, with pressure sensors 

860
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,080
inside its cell indicating it 
spends most of the day pacing by

861
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,480
the eastern wall. 
However, when someone views 

862
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:00,960
SCP-096's face, whether it be 
directly via video recording or 

863
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:05,280
even a photograph, it will enter
a stage of considerable 

864
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,960
emotional distress. 
SCP-096 will cover its face with

865
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,200
its hands and begin screaming, 
crying, and babbling 

866
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,920
incoherently. 
Approximately 1 to 2 minutes 

867
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:21,800
after the first viewing, SCP-096
will begin running to the person

868
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,280
who viewed its face, who will 
from this point on be referred 

869
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:30,720
to as SCP-096-1. 
Documented speeds have varied 

870
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:35,560
from 35 kilometers an hour to 
kilometers an hour and seems to 

871
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,000
depend on distance from 
SCP-096-1. 

872
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:44,560
At this point, no known material
or method can impede SCP-096's 

873
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:48,800
progress. 
The actual position of SCP-096-1

874
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,480
does not seem to affect 
SCP-096's response. 

875
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:58,120
It seems to have an innate sense
of SCP-096-1's location. 

876
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,760
Note this reaction does not 
occur when viewing artistic 

877
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:06,800
depictions. 
Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's 

878
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:16,480
location, SCP-096 will proceed 
to kill and SCP-096-1100 percent

879
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,760
of cases have left no traces of 
SCP-096-1. 

880
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:25,960
SCP-096 will then sit down for 
several minutes before regaining

881
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,640
its composure and becoming 
docile once again. 

882
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,680
It will then attempt to make its
way back to its natural habitat.

883
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,320
Due to the possibility of a mass
chain reaction, including breach

884
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,360
of Foundation security and large
civilian loss of life, retrieval

885
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,200
of subject should be considered 
Alpha priority. 

886
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,160
All right, So it's the next day 
and you guys wake up, you have 

887
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,640
your normal gruel and I'm not 
going. 

888
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,320
To say it this. 
Time today. 

889
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,000
Google, Google, Google. 
All right. 

890
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,960
Dang it, I got. 
I need you guys. 

891
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,560
I need you guys to follow me 
into the conference room real 

892
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,960
quick. 
We have a questionnaire for you 

893
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,560
this. 
Place is pretty easy. 

894
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,280
I don't like. 
Yeah, I slide my sunglasses off 

895
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,960
like we like. 
The Play Doctor will be out here

896
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,320
in no time. 
It's not that bad. 

897
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:24,440
Come on, we're real nice here. 
I mean ramen noodles and. 

898
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,360
You know, ramen noodles and 
cigarettes, Some doctors. 

899
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,120
What else do you need? 
Yeah, doctor visits. 

900
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:33,320
She found my dad's, you know. 
Find your dead dad's, you know. 

901
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,600
Yeah, cool. 
I got to meet my warden savior 

902
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,360
side. 
Yeah, you got to meet your 

903
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,480
warden savior. 
Yeah. 

904
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,240
Yeah. 
Oh, you did. 

905
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:43,400
I did. 
They never met your your idols. 

906
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,720
Yeah, that's one thing. 
He was a but, you know. 

907
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,040
It was a big. 
Not the bad. 

908
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,640
Oh, yeah. 
All right, so we're gonna show 

909
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,600
you a couple of pictures. 
OK, so you can look at this 

910
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,840
picture. 
What do you what do you see? 

911
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,080
You see anything? 
Yay, it does look like my dad's 

912
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,720
in the picture. 
A little bit. 

913
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:09,040
I see a couple of guys really 
enjoying their time in the 

914
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,920
mountains. 
Yeah, yeah. 

915
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,760
They probably made it, you know,
to a precipice. 

916
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,720
Oh, probably. 
Probably. 

917
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,040
Yeah. 
What about you being? 

918
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,400
What is? 
I don't want to. 

919
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,760
Look at pictures. 
Thanks though. 

920
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:25,360
It's so it's a picture of two 
men standing. 

921
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:31,240
OK, Director. 
Chief, it's a picture of two men

922
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,320
standing in a valley overlooking
some mountains. 

923
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,480
It looks like they've climbed up
a great deal to get there. 

924
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,480
Everybody roll. 
For. 

925
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,200
Perception. 
No. 

926
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,840
My dad's reminds me of my Skaggs
run. 

927
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,840
You know, they had to grow up in
Chicago. 

928
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,880
Yeah. 
They look real happy. 

929
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,880
You know, with the lifestyle 
that they was in. 

930
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,080
Dang boy. 
I'm really proud of them. 

931
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,240
I see everything. 
They've been through a lot, 

932
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,080
actually. 
Are you crying? 

933
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,840
No, I'm not. 
You're crying. 

934
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:03,040
I never cry. 
I'm an alphabet man. 

935
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,160
It's perception. 
Oh yeah, I really should have 

936
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:12,000
invested more into that. 
I'm just quiet. 

937
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,640
I just, it rolled through a lot 
actually. 

938
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:21,520
Like girl was like the the 
twinkish one, but like but he 

939
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,040
was actually the rock like 
growing up, you know? 

940
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:31,080
All right, OK, so. 
All right, OK, now anybody feel 

941
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,280
uneasy or weird or anything like
that? 

942
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,240
It actually does good. 
I don't know. 

943
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,040
Yeah, a little bit. 
OK, all right, all right. 

944
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,120
Looking in the next picture. 
I do feel. 

945
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,760
Kind. 
Of sick in it is again a man 

946
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,360
that is standing above on top on
a mountaintop about as high as 

947
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,840
the clouds overlooking the 
valley. 

948
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,320
Everybody roll for perception 
again. 

949
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,440
What do you guys, how do you 
guys feel about the picture? 

950
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,520
It's another mountaintop 
experience. 

951
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,760
Like like I was. 
I don't. 

952
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,560
Like it? 
I don't like it too. 

953
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:04,480
Much this fella, like this fella
has been trying to get somewhere

954
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,720
and he hasn't got there all the 
way, but he's gotten somewhere. 

955
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,640
And again, he's he's pretty 
grateful. 

956
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,800
He made it to the. 
People like he's a man. 

957
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,520
I feel like he's a man that he 
that overcome all of his 

958
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:20,520
challenges. 
He's got some more to go, guys, 

959
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,800
you feel. 
You feel anything weird? 

960
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:29,320
Like uneasy. 
No, I don't think so. 

961
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,360
I slide my finger on his own so 
he can't see if I'm looking or 

962
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,040
not. 
There's a little bit of tingling

963
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,080
going on in my jaw. 
Here's another picture. 

964
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,520
There's a man that is climbing a
mountain. 

965
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,080
Everybody roll perception again 
A. 

966
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,680
Lot of mountains, man. 
Oh my goodness what the heck? 

967
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,800
How did the 20 sided die get in 
there? 

968
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,960
I think it's because I I rolled 
a Nat 12 on an explosion and 

969
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,000
just keeps going up in dice. 
I rolled 2 eights. 

970
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:05,520
OK, he's in the wrong macro. 
I don't like Danny's face. 

971
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:11,520
I don't like Danny's face. 
I have my sunglasses on in my 

972
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,840
eyes closed. 
Forever. 

973
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:24,360
I rolled A32 for perception. 
Beam, Brett and Faxwell. 

974
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,760
You feel a it's like an elephant
is standing on top of your 

975
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,440
chest, but not like pressure. 
You feel dread like like you 

976
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,200
know how it was in high school 
when you're supposed to do this 

977
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,560
homework That was super 
important. 

978
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,680
It was 4 year grade. 
You're working hard in this 

979
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,280
class and you're sitting in the 
class and you didn't do it. 

980
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,120
And then you realize that you 
were. 

981
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,720
You had your pants work. 
You forgot your pants at home. 

982
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,760
That kind of dread. 
No, it's like I've got to stand 

983
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,880
up around the the class with my 
underwear on. 

984
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,160
It's that sense of like, just 
overwhelming dread. 

985
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,720
Yeah. 
Especially that I don't wear 

986
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:03,120
underwear. 
You feel that so intensely, I 

987
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,040
don't think you can physically 
stand. 

988
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,640
Yeah, you essentially just you 
start growing up. 

989
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,640
Dino's just going on about his 
dad's. 

990
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,720
His voice kind of fades into the
crown. 

991
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:24,280
While you guys are like overcome
with dread in Chicago, it's 

992
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:29,160
possible environment for them. 
The three of you now will roll 

993
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,560
perception with advantage. 
I want you have the highest. 

994
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,800
Possible. 
How do we roll with advantage 

995
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,040
Love? 
It. 

996
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,360
I mean, just roll twice. 
How a perception? 

997
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:45,560
Comes in clutch, all right. 
Now, if you're a bit curious, 

998
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,760
oh, hikers that. 
Perception is my highest stat, 

999
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,280
go ahead. 
Go ahead, Bean, what were you 

1000
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,640
saying? 
I barely beat any of your roles.

1001
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,160
I don't understand how I'm 
getting. 

1002
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,240
I'm not I. 
Mean like I'm one of your roles.

1003
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,640
I'm I'm rolling with you. 
Oh, so essentially. 

1004
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,640
So the first one if you rolled 
above an. 18 Of course I'm going

1005
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,080
to die. 
The only time I roll good rolls 

1006
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:14,320
is when I'm going to die. 
All right, so, yeah, So it's 

1007
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,520
four guys hiking through a 
mountain into a into a valley, 

1008
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,000
and it looks like they're 
getting ready to make another 

1009
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,760
big summit. 
You know it's a beautiful. 

1010
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,960
There's five guys there, Chief. 
Huh. 

1011
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,480
He's. 
Very, very beset I. 

1012
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,440
Don't one down here at the 
bottom, he's ahead of everybody 

1013
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,000
else. 
OK, I don't see it. 

1014
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,080
It's like 4 guys to me. 
RFK Junior is also just kind of 

1015
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,320
throwing up. 
He's rolling around on the 

1016
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,880
ground or. 
Throwing up together like is 

1017
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,920
that yeah episode of Family Guy 
where they drink that that one 

1018
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,440
stuff the syrup of epic act Yeah
it. 

1019
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:54,120
Hurts just throwing up. 
Just kale. 

1020
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,320
It's it's raw milk he's throwing
up. 

1021
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,520
I'm I'm cleaning it up. 
All right, that makes sense. 

1022
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:05,280
All right. 
Guys, last picture, all right, 

1023
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,200
it's cheese. 
It's one man standing on top of 

1024
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:08,600
a mountain. 
I. 

1025
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,480
Close my eyes, I close my eyes. 
Nope. 

1026
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:12,840
You gotta. 
You gotta look. 

1027
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,880
Everybody roll. 
Nope. 

1028
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,400
Are we? 
Still rolling, Jean chum? 

1029
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:23,880
Refuse, man. 
I just. 

1030
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:29,880
I can't believe that I got 32. 
I rolled a 12 on AD 12 and then 

1031
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,920
then at 20. 
This is my no. 

1032
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,560
This reminds me of every mission
that I had to do. 

1033
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,480
I never, I never feel like I 
could quite get done. 

1034
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,200
How? 
Much courage does it take 2 gay 

1035
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,160
men? 
It was nice. 

1036
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,200
He's. 
Still going on about his gay 

1037
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:49,120
dads. 
I'm mountain after a mountain. 

1038
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,360
I see my whole family and these 
now there's. 

1039
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,280
It's OK, man. 
It's my only living dad that I 

1040
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:58,360
just found out is they're both 
alive apparently is what I just 

1041
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,600
found out. 
You know, beautiful. 

1042
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,920
I thought my one dad Keaton was 
alone. 

1043
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,720
He's not. 
I get my. 

1044
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,120
Own I'm giving him. 
Anyway. 

1045
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,240
Giving him some pictures to show
me. 

1046
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,760
I gave him a therapeutic hug. 
I rolled A33 in psychology. 

1047
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,320
Give him a. 
Nice thing on I didn't really 

1048
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,040
study these pictures at all. 
That's a really high roll, I 

1049
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,760
just want to say that. 
So a little bit of background 

1050
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,960
how how it worked is the first 
picture, if you're rolled above 

1051
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:27,840
an 18, that happened. 
Second picture was a 16, third 

1052
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,880
picture was a 14, then a 12, and
then a ten. 

1053
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:35,440
And I mean, unfortunately, it 
was really the third one that 

1054
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,200
got y'all. 
Yeah. 

1055
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,840
All right, all right. 
Well, I rolled above a 10. 

1056
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,000
I rolled below A10. 
Well, no, it doesn't matter. 

1057
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:46,240
You got it? 
No, I rolled it. 

1058
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,920
Yeah, I rolled A10I. 
Rolled. 

1059
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:53,080
No, I was. 
Assuming all the all the throw 

1060
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,640
up and everything all the throw 
up, you guys, you. 

1061
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,440
Guys probably saw something. 
You didn't want to see, huh? 

1062
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:03,400
Not sure what you mean Trump. 
Oh well, you don't know it yet. 

1063
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:10,720
Everybody who saw something 
Sanda or who feels weird, stand 

1064
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,640
over here please. 
I crawl on my hands and knees. 

1065
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,920
No thanks. 
No, I'm not asking. 

1066
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,280
I don't comply, does Dino feel? 
I don't think I feel anything. 

1067
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,880
Are you going to kill me? 
I'm dead anyway. 

1068
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,080
Dino Dino had no way of rolling 
above you. 

1069
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:31,440
Know not the only thing, and 
neither does DJ Stone. 

1070
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,400
Everybody else feels an A 
terrible sense of dread. 

1071
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,720
Oh, yeah, that's right. 
You said I did. 

1072
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:39,520
Yeah. 
I'm. 

1073
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,000
I'm really, really scared. 
Like I'm not going to complete 

1074
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,400
my mission in life. 
Oh, no, probably not, no. 

1075
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:54,040
So you know now have the 
destination of SCP-096-1. 

1076
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,160
Oh. 
What? 

1077
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,240
Well, no, not not you, Dino. 
You're fine. 

1078
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,920
OK, good. 
OK, so we really don't know 

1079
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:08,480
where SCP-096 is right now, so 
it could take them a little bit 

1080
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:12,360
to get here. 
So basically I'll break it down 

1081
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,560
for you. 
There was a picture taken and 

1082
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:19,280
you guys looked at those 
pictures and in each one of 

1083
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:25,920
those pictures, in four pixels, 
you can see SCP-096's face and 

1084
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,320
doesn't like to be seen. 
You know much though, that if he

1085
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:33,120
knows that you know what his 
face looks like, he will hunt 

1086
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,200
you down and kill you so. 
You guys are dead. 

1087
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,320
But. 
We you can protect them still, 

1088
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,960
right? 
Nothing is forget. 

1089
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,160
What? 
We'll try, but. 

1090
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,840
That was that was probably the 
face that I saw. 

1091
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,440
Yeah. 
Uh oh. 

1092
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,960
Yeah, so. 
Stop putting on my sunglasses. 

1093
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:59,160
I I want to say that I rolled it
as high as possible on that. 

1094
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,600
Like. 
Second or third picture and I 

1095
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:05,720
look directly as I don't know 
exactly what he's talking about 

1096
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:07,920
is burned. 
Memorize what his face looks 

1097
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,760
like. 
I have memorized. 

1098
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,040
You. 
Start to hear and granted you 

1099
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:18,240
guys are several 100 feet 
underground, you hear screaming,

1100
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,600
not like a normal like 
everything like that, but I mean

1101
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:26,720
like a guttural scream from 
something that is not natural 

1102
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:31,280
and in through the door comes 
running at full speed. 

1103
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:37,200
This thing he's so going on 
about his gay dads doesn't even 

1104
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,160
notice. 
About 8 1/2 feet tall. 

1105
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:44,800
It's jaw is about four times 
larger than it is pale. 

1106
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:48,240
It is very skinny, malnourished 
essentially. 

1107
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,600
There's very little muscle mass 
to it. 

1108
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,080
Arms are about a foot and a half
longer than they probably should

1109
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,320
be, and he's got real long 
fingers and he's coming. 

1110
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:02,080
Chart genetia guys. 
When he rolled up 28 to hide. 

1111
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,880
Where are you going to hide? 
In plain sight. 

1112
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,440
Team runs. 
Out the door I. 

1113
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,240
Throw. 
I throw RFK Junior in front of 

1114
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:16,560
me. 
OK so RFK Junior gets thrown and

1115
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:24,240
in front of DJ Stone and SDP 096
jumps atop him and starts just 

1116
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,200
beating him to death in the I 
disguise. 

1117
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:32,640
Myself as DJ Stone. 
In the craziness, DJ Stone, the 

1118
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:38,920
actual DJ Stone is he sees his 
face and so that makes 096 even 

1119
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:44,240
more mad. 
He jumps atop DJ Stone and 

1120
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,680
start. 
It's beat that RFK Junior is 

1121
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:54,280
there and is a bloody mess. 
His head is ripped hard, his 

1122
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,640
guts are all over the place. 
It is. 

1123
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,160
It is. 
Quite a bit. 

1124
01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:04,200
I put it back together. 
He's trying to put his gut. 

1125
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,920
Back in. 
I'm not going to go out. 

1126
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,720
I'm not going to go out and walk
my dad. 

1127
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,440
Is the door to the room 
unlocked? 

1128
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:17,440
Are we? 
Locked in? 

1129
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,560
No, no it's not. 
You know, runs out. 

1130
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,000
Back. 
Well, I see that you rolled for 

1131
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
strength or not strength. 
You rolled for disguise. 

1132
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,240
Sorry Bean, you rolled for 
strength. 

1133
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:30,960
I want to break in and steal a 
gun from the Armory. 

1134
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,960
OK. 
Like a beanbag gun. 

1135
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:36,440
I don't want to kill anybody. 
Just like a Filton, non lethal 

1136
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,200
so I don't hit a stray bullet 
against someone. 

1137
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,600
No, that's great. 
Yeah, or. 

1138
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,480
Do I need to roll something 
else? 

1139
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,440
No, it's fine, It's fine. 
What about a Taser? 

1140
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,360
Would Taser work? 
That's fine. 

1141
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:54,680
Yeah, something non lethal, but 
then I can have some range on. 

1142
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:58,080
I don't want him up on me when 
I, when I, when I electrocute 

1143
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,320
the bastard. 
Yeah, no, a Taser would 

1144
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:01,920
definitely work. 
It's got a little bit of range 

1145
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:02,840
on it. 
Cool. 

1146
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,880
Yeah, I'll take it. 
I've got an idea all right. 

1147
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,320
I rolled a 25. 
Distract him so I can hit him in

1148
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,800
the back with this Taser. 
I oh, I don't know if that'll 

1149
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:16,960
work. 
I rolled AI, rolled a 25 to the 

1150
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,800
stealth out. 
When you're hiding, throw a 

1151
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,520
bottle somewhere. 
OK, Yep, I'll do that on my way 

1152
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,880
out and I'm going to see my 
friend the doctor. 

1153
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:33,760
Cool. 
Did it work all out all right 

1154
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:40,320
doc I need your help. 
I don't know if this if this 

1155
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:44,600
fella has the plague or not. 
I think he might and I I think 

1156
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:49,040
maybe he he might need jerk. 
Is there any way you can come 

1157
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,280
and help? 
I would. 

1158
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:55,040
I would certainly love to try. 
I rolled A-22 persuasion. 

1159
01:06:55,720 --> 01:07:00,720
Sure, let's let's let's go. 
Oh, we, we miss you. 

1160
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,520
That's amazing. 
As well want to talk to his 

1161
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,480
SCP-049 The Plague? 
Doctor, Yeah. 

1162
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:10,640
And as soon as he sets out, 
alarms start going off. 

1163
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,240
And well, actually alarms are 
already going off. 

1164
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:19,520
But now a bunch of troops from 
one of the commando teams are 

1165
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:24,240
closing in on the doctor. 
They are firing on on him 

1166
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:28,320
rolling this. 
Going to die anyway, haven't 

1167
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,840
even lived yet. 
So good. 

1168
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:34,040
Day to die. 
We will start off with Dino. 

1169
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:38,240
Me, Dino Giovinetti, all the 
guards are concentrated on and 

1170
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:41,520
the plague Dr. at the end of the
hall as he's just stepping out 

1171
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:44,960
of his cell. 
So I think I should be able to 

1172
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:49,480
roll advantage to pickpocket a 
flash bang grenade off their 

1173
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,840
vest if they have it. 
Don't pick it up after the pins 

1174
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,120
been pulled. 
Jeez. 

1175
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,640
Yeah, yeah, you can do that. 
Well, it's 18. 

1176
01:07:59,160 --> 01:07:59,960
It works. 
Funny. 

1177
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,640
OK. 
You have secured a flash bang. 

1178
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,720
OK. 
And then I'll pop it right in 

1179
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:12,800
the middle of, well, should of 
the boys here who are looking at

1180
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,040
the playback doctor, the only 
thing that might help us. 

1181
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:16,800
So I'm chucking it. 
OK. 

1182
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,960
And I'm hiding in this room. 
Hey, it's myself. 

1183
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:21,560
Oh, wait. 
No. 

1184
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,479
What's the next one? 
This was Moira's cell. 

1185
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,279
What is that stain on the 
ground? 

1186
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,080
The. 
Bed. 

1187
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:31,120
It's disgusting. 
I. 

1188
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:37,000
It has a divot in it still. 
Like. 

1189
01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:42,760
I lay in it like a like a man in
a six foot cemetery hole. 

1190
01:08:47,359 --> 01:08:49,800
The room has smoke coming out of
nowhere. 

1191
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:54,479
It just, it reeks of Marlboro. 
Suck it in and. 

1192
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,640
Then there's splatter just all 
over the walls and you can't 

1193
01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,279
quite tell. 
What the? 

1194
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:01,439
Splatter is. 
No it doesn't. 

1195
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:06,600
It doesn't smell good. 
I was like smelling Marlboro to.

1196
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,880
It the smell the smell's 
getting. 

1197
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:18,880
Me there, Yeah, a little bitchy.
All right, Yeah, it's real fun. 

1198
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:24,600
Yeah, so these these five guards
are stunned for the their next 

1199
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,080
two turn. 
Sorry, fax. 

1200
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,880
Well, OK. 
I had my sunglasses on. 

1201
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:31,800
Oh yeah. 
Ears are ringing though. 

1202
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:36,720
The guards guards next turn was 
right there, so they are 

1203
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,920
skipped. 
It is now SCP-096's turn. 

1204
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:44,479
He turns his attention to the 
guard in the room that is now 

1205
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:48,800
firing on him, and he lunges at 
him. 

1206
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,560
DJ Stone is well, he's He's 
dead. 

1207
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:54,760
I'm. 
The only one who can. 

1208
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,600
See. 
Him. 

1209
01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:01,560
The the yeah the the guard has 
been shooting at him for a while

1210
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:09,360
and he has done 0 damage to him 
and yeah now he's he's probably 

1211
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,480
dead as well. 
So going on a fax well. 

1212
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,240
I'm going to. 
Let me yell at the dock. 

1213
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:20,280
Come on, Dock, follow me. 
Follow a sound to my voice. 

1214
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,880
It's. 
His turn next, he tries to split

1215
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,760
by guards. 
Does he touch any he's. 

1216
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:30,960
Like he, he does touch them but 
they are not affected. 

1217
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:33,040
Oh the Dang it. 
Oh, looks. 

1218
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:37,600
Like they've been inoculated 
with whatever you guys, the 

1219
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,120
lavender shots. 
They've been inoculated. 

1220
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:46,000
They've been inoculated. 
They're wearing binoculars. 

1221
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,920
On their helmets. 
Got it. 

1222
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,880
So, yeah, he's he's following 
you as you guys make your way to

1223
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,120
the other room. 
And Grant, he has no idea what's

1224
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,560
going on. 
Zero clue. 

1225
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,200
He just knows that you came in 
shouting about something, that 

1226
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:04,760
you needed his help. 
All right, it is Bean's turn. 

1227
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,720
Am I out of the sight line of 
this of this thing? 

1228
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,160
You are out of the sight line, 
yes. 

1229
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,360
I hope I should hunker back for 
a second. 

1230
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:20,120
So you you want to do what? 
I got an idea it may not work. 

1231
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:22,480
What I got an idea? 
It may not work but I'm going to

1232
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:23,480
try it. 
OK. 

1233
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:29,280
I run up on Bozo here and I 
grapple him, not in a hurt him 

1234
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:33,760
type of way but kind of like get
behind him and hold on to him so

1235
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:36,440
I can shoot the Taser at the 
thing OK? 

1236
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:38,440
What do I need to roll? 
So you kind of like, you kind of

1237
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:42,600
like, well, roll melee first. 
So you're kind of. 

1238
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:46,360
I want the thing to think that 
Haggis is the one shooting at 

1239
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,320
him, yeah. 
So. 

1240
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,600
You. 
Saw his face though in one of 

1241
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:56,000
the pictures so he knows that 
you know what he looks like. 

1242
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,240
Okay, all right, but he attacked
the soldier who was shooting at 

1243
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:00,680
him. 
Who looked at him? 

1244
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,920
Yes. 
OK, so he knows. 

1245
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:06,600
So trying to get him to attack 
Haggis is pretty much pointless.

1246
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:08,960
Oh, we need anastics to make us 
forget. 

1247
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:11,880
Where would that come from? 
The anastics, probably. 

1248
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,680
What? 
Probably the medical and. 

1249
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,600
Medic gaming, medic gaming, 
Medic gaming. 

1250
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,240
Medical. 
Medic. 

1251
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,160
Gaming, cheating, cheating, 
cheating. 

1252
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:37,840
We have wireless comms we took. 
We are the O 5, right? 

1253
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:42,600
That's right. 
I still don't know what any of 

1254
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:48,320
that means, but OK, medical, OK,
this here. 

1255
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:51,520
If Joey actually put out the 
episode of me explaining 

1256
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,560
everything that SCP is, you 
know? 

1257
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:58,600
But he hasn't. 
So like first class thing that I

1258
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,040
did. 
It is. 

1259
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:04,000
I thought I put that in IKEA. 
OK, well I don't know what that 

1260
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,240
is anyway. 
So no, he knows that I've seen 

1261
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,440
him. 
Does he automatically know where

1262
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:10,560
I'm at as well? 
Because he knows that I've seen 

1263
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:11,440
him. 
Yeah. 

1264
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:14,320
You, you cannot, you cannot hide
for him. 

1265
01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:16,520
OK. 
Like. 

1266
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,280
You may, you may. 
OK, now hide and run. 

1267
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:22,840
I can dodge. 
You may temporarily hide from 

1268
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,960
him, yes, but he ultimately will
find you. 

1269
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:29,280
OK, I'm going to hide behind 
Haggis still so I can push him 

1270
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,920
into the thing if it lunges at 
me, but I'm going to shoot. 

1271
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,960
Shoot it with my gun. 
Gun a Taser. 

1272
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:37,080
By close enough I may not be 
even. 

1273
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:39,360
You know it's screwed. 
I'm dead anyway. 

1274
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:43,360
He's mulling the guard. 
I come up on him and hit him 

1275
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,080
with the Taser. 
What do I need to roll? 

1276
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:49,200
I mean, I guess just roll the 
roll the hit him hand gun. 

1277
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,320
Yeah, roll handgun. 
Handgun. 

1278
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:53,880
Yeah, he hit him. 
He got 19. 

1279
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,320
Yep, it's A1B4 for damage. 
Are there any of? 

1280
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,240
Yeah, electrical. 
Isn't he? 

1281
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:06,200
I'm pretty sure this SCP and my 
extensive knowledge of SCPS is. 

1282
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,480
Isn't he non lethal? 
Like doesn't he have a weakness 

1283
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:10,920
to non lethal? 
No. 

1284
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,440
Can you roll a lower check? 
I will. 

1285
01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:17,040
I will tell you, and this is the
O 5 Council whispering in your 

1286
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:17,400
ear. 
He. 

1287
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:20,240
He. 
He is virtually indestructible. 

1288
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:23,600
You you remember that there is 
no recorded weakness for 

1289
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:27,360
SCP-096, and they have tried a 
lot. 

1290
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,200
There are things that calm him 
down and there are things that 

1291
01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:36,360
have been found to pacify him, 
but nothing that has ultimately.

1292
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:37,720
Stopped. 
Him. 

1293
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:40,880
Yeah, you did 2 damage to him. 
All right. 

1294
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:42,760
And then I take off around the 
table. 

1295
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:46,040
Hopefully he will not get me. 
Hopefully. 

1296
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,400
All right, Brett, it is your 
turn. 

1297
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:58,680
So Brett is going to knowing 
that he is doomed, he's going to

1298
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:02,760
at least try to save one 
individual before he perishes. 

1299
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:07,440
So he's going to take off his 
tee shirt and then he is going 

1300
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:11,440
to run over to Duagas and then 
put his T-shirt over his head so

1301
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,320
he can't see as he. 
Was. 

1302
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:16,240
Like so I was like. 
Yo. 

1303
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:22,200
It's always my pheromones. 
He's going pheromone, Max. 

1304
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:27,520
Like my sister's laundry? 
Like your underwear? 

1305
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,960
And then I'm going to hide under
the table. 

1306
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,760
Leave the roll. 
Can you? 

1307
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:43,040
Roll. 
Hiding or anything? 

1308
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,160
Can you roll? 
I can try. 

1309
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:49,160
I got no modifiers in it though,
yeah. 

1310
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:54,720
That's fine. 
So you think that you were 

1311
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,960
successfully hiding? 
I I do my butt's hanging out 

1312
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:03,960
though. 
Now when you were working out 

1313
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,880
you seemed to hyper fixate on 
your glutes for some reason. 

1314
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,960
It is. 
It is rather large he's. 

1315
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,880
Got a girl butt. 
He's got a. 

1316
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:19,600
Girl. 
Butt I got gold all right. 

1317
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,640
Do you know it is it is your 
turn? 

1318
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:28,080
So it is these guys are still 
blinded and God, I'm going to 

1319
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:37,200
take an assault rifle. 
OK, back down the hall And is 

1320
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,960
the room where Doctor Bob was 
locked? 

1321
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:41,800
Yes, that is, that is locked. 
Oh, it's locked. 

1322
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,560
OK, I'm just going to stand by 
the door where SCP is. 

1323
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,800
I'm just going to blind fire. 
Into the room to. 

1324
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:54,440
Try to get him to come out to 
me. 

1325
01:16:54,840 --> 01:17:01,800
A dive. 
You kick me on the balls. 

1326
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:07,200
Probably, yeah, the ripping and.
Tearing is, so I'm just going to

1327
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,280
aim for where the ripping and 
tearing is, yeah. 

1328
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:13,760
But he's going to shoot Haggis, 
the person I use my entire turn 

1329
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:17,640
to save. 
It's pretty close to the door, 

1330
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,840
it's only 10 feet away. 
And I hear I'm going. 

1331
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:27,040
Yeah, all this time, so you're 
96, is screaming. 

1332
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,600
He cries. 
Yeah, he cries with anything. 

1333
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,480
Else I have a shotgun. 
I'll get a, I'll get a sound 

1334
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:36,440
bite to put it in. 
Or was it an? 

1335
01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:37,840
Assault rifle. 
You can. 

1336
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,640
You can use a shotgun instead. 
OK. 

1337
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:44,440
Blind fire 22 I hear where it's 
happening and with one arm, 

1338
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:47,200
well, I cock it. 
First I chamber their own, and 

1339
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,720
then with my left arm I reach 
back behind the door, feeling 

1340
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,600
with my ear holes. 
Where it might. 

1341
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,160
Be boom, that's a lot. 
That's a lot of kick. 

1342
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:58,760
I almost drop it but. 
Does a 2D8 for damage. 

1343
01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:01,560
OK, there's no damage macro I 
don't think. 

1344
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,160
You guys. 
Have. 

1345
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:09,200
Done 11 damage to him total. 
And hopefully he'll want to come

1346
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,840
out of the room. 
Now that's my hope. 

1347
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:15,760
That was my drive. 
Hopefully we. 

1348
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,920
Retreats down the hall. 
I'm not looking. 

1349
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:24,640
OK, it is now the guard. 
They are blinded and they're 

1350
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,720
starting to get out of it, so 
next time they will be able to 

1351
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:35,200
do something. 
It is now SAP 096's turn and he 

1352
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:39,560
sits up and he's obviously the 
the guard is now just a kind of 

1353
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:47,600
a a pile of blood and he got out
he just got shot. 

1354
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:53,840
So now he bursts through the 
door and starts running all way.

1355
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,040
It's always facts. 
Well. 

1356
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:55,880
Uh oh. 
How? 

1357
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:01,920
Long it's your turn. 
You can hear the crying getting 

1358
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:04,840
louder. 
I got ideas. 

1359
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,920
Uh oh if we're still meta. 
Gaming doc, He's coming this 

1360
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:12,080
way. 
So there's a fella, would you 

1361
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,560
believe? 
I think he has the plague. 

1362
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:18,720
He's trying to kill people. 
I I think. 

1363
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:22,520
I hope you can help him and it 
sounds like he's just around the

1364
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:26,600
corner and he's coming after me 
I think I'm pretty sure. 

1365
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:32,720
OK, So what do you do so? 
So stick them please. 

1366
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:36,480
Maybe. 
Would you believe I just I just 

1367
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:39,480
peed my pants? 
I just quat my pants. 

1368
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:47,080
And he rounds the corner 096 and
he promptly turns around and 

1369
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,080
says Oh no, Nope, he's fine. 
He's. 

1370
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:59,240
He's fine, He's fine. 
He's just a little sad boy. 

1371
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,360
I'm going to return back to my 
cell now. 

1372
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:04,080
If you're all, if you're 
running, I'm definitely running.

1373
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:13,240
Get his bag 1 beta gaming still.
Gaming. 

1374
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,720
We can cheat. 
Oh my God, Joe. 

1375
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,080
That was last round. 
Let it go. 

1376
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,560
Gentlemen, if you have any 
anesthetics, please wipe my 

1377
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,040
memory. 
What else can we do, boys? 

1378
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,840
Let's let's put our heads 
together. 

1379
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,040
Well, I'll cross the. 
Building I start searching 

1380
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,440
around, I start. 
Searching around. 

1381
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,320
That's. 
A good idea what? 

1382
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:40,040
Are you searching for? 
Oh, before that I'm combing 

1383
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:45,120
through my memory because I am a
semi SCPX or foundation expert. 

1384
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:48,960
Mostly because of because. 
Of your brother. 12 get me when 

1385
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,920
I'm trying to think of what's up
with SCP-096. 

1386
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:55,680
Yeah, because the Foundation 
killed my family, so I became as

1387
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:58,840
much of an expert as I could. 
You you've heard rumors that if 

1388
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:02,760
you see his face that he when 
he'll he'll find you and he'll 

1389
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:06,040
kill you. 
But do you remember rumors of a 

1390
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:09,920
certain SCP type that could help
calm them down which you can't 

1391
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:14,440
quite remember what Which one it
is? 

1392
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,320
You hear there's some that are 
terrified of. 

1393
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:20,920
It I can't, I know which one 
you're talking about. 

1394
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:24,560
The goo. 
There are some that can 

1395
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:29,840
permanently take care of them 
that are, but you can't quite 

1396
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,720
recall. 
All right, since that didn't 

1397
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,800
work, I'm going to just search 
rooms trying to find medical 

1398
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,200
all. 
Right where you starting out at 

1399
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:37,840
in there I'm. 
Going out. 

1400
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,600
I'm going out on my own terms. 
This room here is it. 

1401
01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:42,160
Medical. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1402
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:46,920
It's a glorified kitchen. 
Can you bring me a coffee? 

1403
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,680
How many kitchens does this 
place have? 

1404
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,960
Lack too many. 
Two, there's two last floor. 

1405
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:56,920
Am I? 
That's the Armory there. 

1406
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:59,880
I was just in there. 
I'm gonna move real quick. 

1407
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:02,520
What about here? 
Or have I already used all my 

1408
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:04,880
turn? 
That'll be the end of your turn.

1409
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:08,120
And no, that is a bathroom. 
I flip into the bathroom and 

1410
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,160
hide for a moment, just in case.
He peeks his head back in. 

1411
01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:13,840
OK. 
All right, Brett, it's your 

1412
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:15,040
turn. 
Pooping in that. 

1413
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:19,800
You know, honestly, I'm just 
content with waiting for my 

1414
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:22,280
doom. 
What? 

1415
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:26,560
OK, don't do it buddy. 
I got my stress ball and I start

1416
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:29,960
squeezing it, like a lot because
I'm stressed. 

1417
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:43,720
Yeah, I like to do nothing. 
OK, that's perfectly fine. 

1418
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:52,040
So moving back to Dino. 
Was he going to move 096? 

1419
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,840
He did move. 
It's on the turn, yeah. 

1420
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:57,640
OK. 
He's on the turn order twice for

1421
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,240
me. 
Yeah, he's for me too. 

1422
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:00,800
I I simply went there twice. 
I'm sorry. 

1423
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:04,000
Oh, you're good, you're good. 
I'm. 

1424
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:07,760
I need to slip past him, but it 
looks like he's walking away 

1425
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,040
from Dino's perspective. 
He peeks around the corner and 

1426
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:16,640
sees his little wall eyes, the 
little booty cheeks. 

1427
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:19,560
He didn't see his face. 
He sees him on the corner of his

1428
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,560
eye, butt. 
Butt cracks and he looks at the 

1429
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:24,720
ground and he starts walking. 
He's sliding up against the 

1430
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:29,040
wall, real careful, like, and he
slides into the commissary if he

1431
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:31,640
does, attacked. 
He he does not get attacked 

1432
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:35,680
because 096 does not care about 
you if you don't know what he 

1433
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:37,200
looks like or what his face 
looks. 

1434
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:41,360
Like still 9 foot tall thing. 
He's still really scared. 

1435
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,520
Fair you don't. 
Know that? 

1436
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:49,920
Well, Dino is going to go up to 
the magic coffee machine. 

1437
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:54,560
Okay, and. 
He's gonna pray he doesn't see 

1438
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:58,320
all the buttons, what they do. 
Maybe I can make a check? 

1439
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,760
You can try them, check or 
whatever. 

1440
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:04,040
Will pacify in Okay. 
I don't have a skill in that, 

1441
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:07,560
but yeah, I don't know anything.
He's just going to pray with all

1442
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:12,240
his money. 
What are you good at? 

1443
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,320
Just lurking out? 
Like what? 

1444
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:21,120
Are you good? 
At I got a skill in that there's

1445
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:28,360
a number pad, he just says 
SZSEPE 096 weakness. 

1446
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:32,200
It's enter. 
And it processes for a little 

1447
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:35,200
bit and then nothing happens. 
Oh, no. 

1448
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:39,280
OK, black coffee then. 
And that coffee came out. 

1449
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:45,440
And then it. 
Starts it starts spinning again 

1450
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:52,760
and then it says Bing and it 
pops up 17 or 069 or 96 weakness

1451
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:55,800
and then a an 8 ball appears of 
cocaine. 

1452
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,920
What, Cocaine in the cup? 
Yeah. 

1453
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:05,600
All right. 
So I I snort the cocaine, take 

1454
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:11,480
the whole thing out. 
I over say no, Nancy Reagan will

1455
01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:19,840
say in like 20 years. 
And I yell to Faxwell. 

1456
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:29,360
Faxwell, get in here because I'm
probably out of no. 0096 Once 

1457
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:32,560
Faxwell. 
Yeah. 

1458
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:34,400
OK. 
Then I'll move to the edge of 

1459
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,720
the room because I moved a lot. 
OK. 

1460
01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:39,200
Can I get his attention? 
It's up to you. 

1461
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:42,080
Close your eyes. 
Close your eyes. 

1462
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:46,080
Faxy. 
This is his weakness. 

1463
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:48,280
I got it from the Magic Coffee 
machine. 

1464
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:53,120
Oh well, well, hit him with. 
It John I we got one shot at 

1465
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,520
this. 
I think we got to put it in his 

1466
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:57,320
mouth and I throw it to Faxwell 
as far as I can. 

1467
01:25:57,320 --> 01:26:00,760
Probably not going to make it 
the whole way you this. 

1468
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,480
Maxwell make Isaac, they're in 
athletics or anything. 

1469
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:09,880
Skills Catch, throw, I'll throw,
I'll roll, throw and roll the 

1470
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,360
nineteens. 
OK, so I just you want to roll, 

1471
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:19,160
you want to roll catch, throw as
well. 2. 

1472
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:24,760
I did not catch it. 
It's absolute. 

1473
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:36,240
It gets you square in the chest,
knocks you back into the guard 

1474
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:42,800
and is laying on the floor. 
That was the guard. 

1475
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,080
That collides with them and it's
just. 

1476
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:47,800
All in the air. 
Dust Clown. 

1477
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:56,160
So the guards are there, they 
see what's going on. 0 or 4 was 

1478
01:26:56,160 --> 01:27:01,160
it? 
4. 049. 049 Sorry he he returns 

1479
01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:05,120
back to the cell and they see 
that so they they leave him 

1480
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:08,200
alone. 
They're mad at you for letting 

1481
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:14,840
him loose in the 1st place, but 
then And so they turn to face 

1482
01:27:16,480 --> 01:27:19,120
inevitable. 
I was use the cocaine or 

1483
01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:21,200
whatever this is. 
Why? 

1484
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:23,680
Why don't? 
You let us take care of it. 

1485
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:25,560
You sit there and you be a good 
little boy. 

1486
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,920
All right. 
All right, all right, good to 

1487
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:31,040
me. 
I tap on the bathroom wall in 

1488
01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:41,800
Morris code so Faxwell will run.
0096 round the corner and takes 

1489
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:47,200
off running towards the guards 
and proceeds you attack them. 

1490
01:27:57,280 --> 01:28:04,320
Now your turn. 
All right, well, I'll I'll pick 

1491
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:09,560
up the 8 ball and. 
The Magic 8 ball Tell us what to

1492
01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:12,440
do Magic 8 ball. 
That's. 

1493
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:15,600
Kind of what I was thinking. 
Yeah. 

1494
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,320
I'm going to take off running 
around the corner. 

1495
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:21,680
Oh good, he hurt my. 
Morse code My Morse code 

1496
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:25,840
knocking I'm. 
Going to dive in here and hide 

1497
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,840
around the corner and hopefully 
he'll come this way. 

1498
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:33,720
My goal is that he'll get close 
enough and I can just jam this 

1499
01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:36,520
down his throat. 
I rolled up 24 to hide. 

1500
01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:42,400
You want him to find you though.
And then I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll 

1501
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:47,680
whistle. 
You are in front of a scammer. 

1502
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:51,160
You're risking a lot. 
Yeah, well, I don't know what 

1503
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,200
else to do. 
OK, it's all riding on you. 

1504
01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:57,760
All right, well, the doctor's 
gone. 

1505
01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:02,880
He went back to his cell. 
Bean, your turn. 

1506
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:04,560
Really thought the doctor would 
work. 

1507
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:07,080
Do I have enough movement to 
make it to the magic coffee 

1508
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:09,600
machine? 
You can make it probably halfway

1509
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:14,280
there, probably like right here.
All right, let's do this thing. 

1510
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:17,280
Hey, fruitcake. 
Yeah, you man's man. 

1511
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:23,880
Follow me man's. 
We got to do something with 

1512
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:26,880
this. 
Brett. 

1513
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:28,560
We can. 
OK, hold on. 

1514
01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:32,720
Can and can the douche now? 
So with the penis in front of 

1515
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:37,320
you. 
I think that's everyone in this 

1516
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:41,520
room except or in this entire 
building except for SAT 09. 7. 

1517
01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:48,840
Can you hear me from here? 
Am I close enough to the 

1518
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:51,960
douchebag in the magic coffee 
room for him to hear me? 

1519
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:55,080
Talking about you. 
Who has a weird fetish of 

1520
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:57,080
touching yourself in front of 
everybody? 

1521
01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:59,560
I just like, yes, see what's we 
do? 

1522
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,040
He's in an exhibitions. 
Leave him alone. 

1523
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:03,760
Yeah, you're talking to me. 
What are you saying? 

1524
01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:06,200
What do you want me to? 
I'm standing in the doorway 

1525
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:07,640
looking at you with my pecker in
my hand. 

1526
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,200
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 
You're in the other. 

1527
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:14,400
Room, even though I told you. 
We need some. 

1528
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,520
Trying to trying to get the last
one out. 

1529
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:20,400
Come on, what do you? 
Want we need get that thing, get

1530
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:23,240
that thing to pour out, 
something that'll help us forget

1531
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:26,560
that the the SCP. 
Oh, I get you. 

1532
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,760
That's a good idea. 
Because we can't find those 

1533
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:31,880
things that make us forget that 
they shoot us up with. 

1534
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,720
Forget about York in it. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1535
01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:38,160
And that's. 
Yeah. 

1536
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:41,760
Thank you, Fax. 
Well, I heard you from all the. 

1537
01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:43,280
Way over. 
I don't care, just get them out 

1538
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:47,840
of the machine. 
Maybe I'm not that far away. 

1539
01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:53,520
If you didn't hear me, you test.
All right, That's my turn. 

1540
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:55,280
Honestly, I can't really do 
anything. 

1541
01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:58,680
Oh, I do have an action, right? 
That's good, though. 

1542
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:02,840
Yeah, my turn's coming up. 
OK, since I have an action, I am

1543
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:07,640
going to that's going to suck. 
OK, I'm going to try to like 

1544
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:10,880
hide against this wall. 
That's my action. 

1545
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:14,120
I'm done. 
All right, back to you. 

1546
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:17,960
The OG of an Eddy at your 
service. 

1547
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:21,280
Here. 
OK, wait, did I skip you? 

1548
01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:23,920
Yeah. 
Oh shoot, my bad. 

1549
01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:25,200
No. 
Never mind. 

1550
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,360
All right, Brett, it's your 
turn. 

1551
01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,920
I figured he wasn't gonna do 
anything anyway. 

1552
01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:37,200
I'm gonna, I'm gonna roll resist
distress. 

1553
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:41,920
OK, I guess set like a number 
for me. 

1554
01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:44,440
I don't know if it's good enough
of it. 

1555
01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:47,000
Oh, that's pretty good. 
Yeah, I have a. 

1556
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:55,560
Punk 13 Oh yeah, dude. 
So I I back out of me hiding 

1557
01:31:55,720 --> 01:32:02,200
underneath the the table like 
scooting my my voluptuous hit 

1558
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:11,680
kind of knock over the chairs. 
And he's not very athletic, so 

1559
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:16,320
he probably won't run. 
But, Director Haggis, they heal 

1560
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:19,080
as I you. 
Guys, tell me twice. 

1561
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:26,000
Run up behind bean. 
I'm also going to stealth my OK 

1562
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:29,960
I mean a 12. 
You're shirtless, so yeah. 

1563
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:30,920
Yeah, I'm sure. 
Oh. 

1564
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:35,600
Yeah. 
My nipples are yeah, my nipples 

1565
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:39,640
are on the cold hearts deal now 
you guys here Ting Ting. 

1566
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:45,040
Cheese. 
OK. 

1567
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:48,720
Anything else? 
No, that's my no, that's my 

1568
01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:50,840
turn. 
I kind of like lift up my armpit

1569
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:53,480
so that my pheromones start 
filling the hallway. 

1570
01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:55,200
That makes sense. 
Yeah. 

1571
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:59,440
Filamo Maxing. 
Filamo. 

1572
01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:06,800
Maxing. 
This is so good. 

1573
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:09,640
OK. 
All right. 

1574
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:13,080
Now you know, Sir. 
Do you know Giovannetti at your 

1575
01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:15,880
service here? 
I'll go out to the machine see 

1576
01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:19,400
if I can't remember anything 
more about this SCP. 

1577
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:22,240
No, you have another three. 
You forgot stuff. 

1578
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:27,160
Oh, wait, there's a there's a 
lot of pad. 

1579
01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:28,200
That. 
Was that here before? 

1580
01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:29,120
Yeah, it was. 
OK. 

1581
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,720
What does he want me to do? 
I don't even. 

1582
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:37,360
Oh, wait, I remember. 
They need to get his face. 

1583
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:42,720
Help me forget. 
Enter on the coffee machine. 

1584
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:44,440
The Prince. 
Any liquid. 

1585
01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:45,840
Oh Lord. 
We're gonna come. 

1586
01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:48,480
Here, we're gonna forget that 
we're human beings. 

1587
01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:59,040
It's just a cup of Jack Daniels,
Yeah, filled with a liquid. 

1588
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:05,160
OK, I run. 
I run it out to the boys, drink 

1589
01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:08,000
this. 
Oh, and that's my action, OK, I 

1590
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:10,720
mean, if you want. 
And I drink it, fully preparing.

1591
01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:13,200
It's on his face. 
This should make you forget. 

1592
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:17,240
I drink it fully prepared today.
I'll debrief you after you drink

1593
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:18,040
it. 
You got to remember, though. 

1594
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:20,880
Listen to me, OK? 
Dino's not F on the round. 

1595
01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:22,360
Remember that. 
Remember that. 

1596
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:23,640
Remember that. 
I said it three times. 

1597
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:24,440
You got to remember. 
OK? 

1598
01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:26,120
Go. 
OK, what if I remember? 

1599
01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:28,640
Remember to listen to me after 
you forget. 

1600
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:32,760
Bean and Brett, do you guys 
remember or not remember? 

1601
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,480
Do you guys? 
No. 

1602
01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:38,000
Not after this drink, no. 
Do you take the? 

1603
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:40,440
Drink. 
All right, I'll take it. 

1604
01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:43,640
It's. 
Jack Daniels. 

1605
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,120
I take the drink. 
That's funny. 

1606
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:51,600
All right. 
Open now. 

1607
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:53,960
OK, listen to this guy. 
You can't. 

1608
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:55,160
See his face? 
All right. 

1609
01:34:55,840 --> 01:35:01,440
The it's the guards turn and 
they are dead all. 

1610
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:02,680
All of them. 
Yep. 

1611
01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:04,720
Dang. 
Wow, that was quick. 

1612
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:06,000
That didn't. 
Get a turn. 

1613
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:09,240
That was so quick. 
Well, they got a turn. 

1614
01:35:09,280 --> 01:35:11,280
Oh my goodness, that was so 
fast. 

1615
01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:14,960
They're just done, okay? 
Okay, and. 

1616
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:17,440
Downturn was them dying. 
Holy crap. 

1617
01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:22,440
Oh my goodness, okay. 
He still knows where you are, so

1618
01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:24,760
he bursts through this wall and 
then. 

1619
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:26,960
Bursts the first to. 
The army wall and then bursts 

1620
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:29,840
through the door that you're the
wall of the cell that you're in,

1621
01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:32,960
and he's weeping. 
It's your turn. 

1622
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:34,440
I'm going to die. 
OK, there's through. 

1623
01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:36,920
Two walls. 
Holy crap. 

1624
01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:39,840
It's your turn. 
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1625
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:41,480
Who would I? 
I. 

1626
01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:43,680
Let's see. 
Very well. 

1627
01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:45,800
All. 
Right here goes nothing. 

1628
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:51,680
I'm I'm throwing the cocaine at 
him with my eyes closed and I 

1629
01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:54,640
roll a 14. 
All right, see you, not where? 

1630
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:55,920
In the mouth. 
With. 

1631
01:35:56,760 --> 01:36:04,320
Cocaine bag and now I'm going to
run like crazy, okay? 

1632
01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:09,560
Going to run like a little girl.
It's a afraid that Oliver 

1633
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:12,320
Candy's gonna get taken away. 
OK, so. 

1634
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:15,840
I wouldn't run that way that 
there's holes in the walls. 

1635
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:18,640
Oh no. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1636
01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:22,080
Roller reception. 
Roll for perception. 

1637
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:26,520
Roll the 14. 
OK, no good. 

1638
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:28,120
No. 
Good. 

1639
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:33,880
Hear a noise from this room? 
OK, OK. 

1640
01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:35,520
What wound? 
Yeah. 

1641
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,880
A cell. 
And into it. 

1642
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:41,360
All. 
Right, I'm running in. 

1643
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:43,440
Myra. 
Because why not open it? 

1644
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:47,080
Myra's at, you are. 
You. 

1645
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:49,360
There. 
I know that. 

1646
01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:56,880
Portal. 
I'm getting out of the way. 

1647
01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:04,600
It's like. 
The and outcomes this man 

1648
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:19,160
running screaming, burst through
the wall and run back into the 

1649
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:20,200
port away. 
Dude. 

1650
01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:33,760
Is legit and SCP. 
To believe I have no idea what 

1651
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:39,040
just happened. 
SCP-696969. 

1652
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:45,280
All right, how much have we 
forgotten there, Mr. Dungeon 

1653
01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:48,960
Master? 
Have drank pure in the most 

1654
01:37:48,960 --> 01:37:53,640
purest form, LSD. 
You. 

1655
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:58,160
Cannot. 
Remember how to breathe your 

1656
01:37:58,160 --> 01:37:58,920
uncle Never. 
Remember. 

1657
01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:03,080
How to bump? 
You are essentially laying on 

1658
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:07,000
the ground wide eyed. 
And Brett's vision, a whole 

1659
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:11,680
bunch of liboo boos, just like, 
like they like come at him and 

1660
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:14,880
like grow and like they just 
whoa. 

1661
01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:20,840
Entertain is doing the ring 
around the Rosie dance with 

1662
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:35,400
Liboo boos. 
You. 

1663
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:39,080
Working out. 
Smoking a cigar the whole time 

1664
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:45,560
being all you see is your 
brother and your dad and they're

1665
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:47,480
they're hugging on each other 
and. 

1666
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:52,560
Saying how much they. 
Saying how much they miss you 

1667
01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:57,320
and how sad it is you turn to a 
life of crime and and then your 

1668
01:38:57,320 --> 01:39:08,400
your dad gets in your face and. 
Just goes nightmare. 

1669
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,760
Never mind that takes me back to
home. 

1670
01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,520
OK, I'm dead now. 
This is heaven. 

1671
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:18,360
Doctor. 
Doctor Bob comes out of his 

1672
01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:30,120
office finally, mustache hanging
half off his mouth and. 

1673
01:39:31,920 --> 01:39:32,640
Going. 
On. 

1674
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:41,960
I know it knows a fake mustache.
I like that coffee machine. 

1675
01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:44,680
Black coffee wasn't that good 
though, you got to admit. 

1676
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:47,840
No, we didn't ask for the best 
black coffee then. 

1677
01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:50,440
Is that what I got to do? 
I kept rolling threes. 

1678
01:39:50,600 --> 01:39:52,120
My bad. 
Yeah. 

1679
01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:56,120
No, that's ASP 294. 
The coffee machine. 

1680
01:39:56,440 --> 01:39:57,520
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1681
01:39:57,520 --> 01:39:59,680
We need to put that in cell 4, 
OK. 

1682
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:02,400
Oh, get back to your sales. 
Come on, kids. 

1683
01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:05,600
Oh, you'll be doing is 
constantly making to make 

1684
01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:09,080
Astroglide. 
Why is this guy panting like a 

1685
01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:12,280
dog and the other one? 
I. 

1686
01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:13,320
Don't know what is. 
He doing. 

1687
01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:16,800
He trying to swim on the floor. 
There may have been lots of 

1688
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:20,200
illegal drug use. 
Oh, no, trust. 

1689
01:40:20,480 --> 01:40:22,400
Me on belief. 
So. 

1690
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:23,480
Boo. 
Boobs. 

1691
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:30,520
I've been there, no. 
I never forget my ex-wife. 

1692
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:34,640
I was like that for a month. 
A month. 

1693
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:39,400
Oh geez. 
Your mom must be stronger than 

1694
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:46,480
your feelings at hospital 
university. 

1695
01:40:49,360 --> 01:41:01,720
So that is SCP-069 and 09/6 
SCP-069 is a well thing 

1696
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:06,080
essentially that can can change 
itself to become anything that 

1697
01:41:06,080 --> 01:41:12,520
is dead, which was your friends 
and your family and your lovers 

1698
01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:15,280
that it was. 
Changed 99 is not dead. 

1699
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:17,440
Well, I mean, you're 100 years 
old. 

1700
01:41:18,920 --> 01:41:20,920
And. 
That means she is. 

1701
01:41:21,480 --> 01:41:26,920
Maybe, I don't know. 
And obviously 096 the shy guy. 

1702
01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:29,680
So. 
Yeah, I love the shy guy. 

1703
01:41:30,280 --> 01:41:32,640
Shy Guy is probably one of my 
favorite ones. 

1704
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:34,440
One of. 
My Oh yeah. 

1705
01:41:34,480 --> 01:41:38,680
Absolute favorite ones is coming
up and I cannot wait to see how 

1706
01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:40,800
you guys are reading the things 
that are coming up. 

1707
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:44,720
So but that was that. 
So thanks everybody for playing.

1708
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:49,360
Hope you enjoyed it and we'll 
see you on the next one. 

1709
01:41:54,480 --> 01:42:01,760
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