1 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,360 Welcome. Welcome everyone back to the 2 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,000 Explicit Menu podcast. Yeah, drink. 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,640 We see the hard art. I'll be a good little boy. 4 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,640 So we're back at it again. Everybody's here again. 5 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,560 We are actually able to do our consecutive weeks of all week 8. 6 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,360 So go ahead and and take her away. 7 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:40,680 Sergeant Schnitzel, Sam. Where we left off, we you guys 8 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,320 had fought a pretty tough opponent. 9 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:50,640 It was a murder whore, yes, and it did take a lot out of you 10 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,240 guys, but I was kind enough to give you guys the benefit of a 11 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,680 full rest. But yeah, whenever you guys are 12 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,800 ready, go ahead and take it away. 13 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:02,960 It looks like there's a couple of unexplored doors, and then 14 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,959 there's that secret entrance. You guys haven't gone down 15 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,600 either, so. All right, did we loot the body 16 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,440 of the whore? We did. 17 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,840 Yeah, you did. I know. 18 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,960 Yeah, fair enough. I say we go towards the sequel 19 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,880 entrance, my brother Billy. Why a man? 20 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,640 Yeah, what I would say Secret cuddle. 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,040 Secret cuddle kind. Of like kind of like secret 22 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,960 agent man. The. 23 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,600 That's why I have the zombies to check out duels before we have 24 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,520 to. Brother Billy, one of those 25 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,160 those skeletons is giving you a nice little sniff. 26 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,360 The power of Christ compels you. It's. 27 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,160 Sex with it. Does it, Billy? 28 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,640 Does it sex? Does it, Billy? 29 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,680 What? Life is short, you know. 30 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,760 Death is even shorter. The Billy's a lonely man. 31 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,240 I mean, yeah, I guess. Lonely follower of Christ. 32 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,920 Brother Billy is a. Lonely. 33 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,160 You're not lonely, you have me. You're a humble disciple. 34 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,880 What can I do to make you not lonely, brother? 35 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,960 I don't think that's the loneliness he's talking about 36 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,520 there, Draven. What else would he mean? 37 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,040 I mean think. He wants you to jerk him. 38 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,560 What does that mean? I resist the Wiles of this 39 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,360 Neville even though the sexy skeletons just begging for it. 40 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,920 Begging for why? For some great dudes. 41 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,680 Dave is very confused, so he's going to start moving to the 42 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,520 secret door. Yeah, yeah, let's go to the. 43 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,480 Secret door if it's OK. Yeah, Mr. DM, I'll. 44 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,080 I'll check out this door. Secret door. 45 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,640 Super secret door. I'm I'm going in. 46 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:49,480 So as you guys walk ahead is a 10 foot wide flooded passage 47 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,240 just ahead of that secret doorway. 48 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:57,520 It's braced at regular intervals by wooden beams and it does 49 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,880 appear as if it is another flooded passageway. 50 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:06,200 Old torch stubs float in the murky water at the end of the 51 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,120 tunnel. It sort of bends westward. 52 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,680 And there's also, it looks like a little doorway off to the 53 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,800 east. Just before you get to like the 54 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,880 end, you guys can hear coming from the distance around the 55 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,800 bend. It sounds like echoes of battle 56 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,840 unfolding. Someone. 57 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,960 'S. Someone's in some kind of fight. 58 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,120 So we are going to the secret door then? 59 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,520 Yes. Yes, I think I take take point. 60 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,440 I think my zombie should take, but you know, if you want to die 61 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,080 that's fine. I won't die. 62 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,160 I got the power of Christ on my side. 63 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,800 Amen, brother. Amen. 64 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,120 Don't get me wrong, I do believe in the power of Christ. 65 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,400 But. It didn't save us last time. 66 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,600 Whatever your naysayers. That sounds like sounds like non 67 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,400 believer. Hold up. 68 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,240 Hold up, driving dead people in front of us? 69 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,000 I can't see because I don't have any dark fidget. 70 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,200 I do trust me. Trust me when I tell you there's 71 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,480 dead folks in front of us. I trust you all right. 72 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,400 Do you want me to kill them? Kill them again. 73 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:10,440 Let's make sure they're real dead one is no one is necromancy 74 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,880 bull crap. OK, so hold up brother Billy, 75 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:14,960 just a SEC there. I'm. 76 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,360 Going to stop. There, right here. 77 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,240 I'll move back. Holy Spirit's moving me. 78 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,880 He's controlling me again, going to. 79 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,040 Go ahead and pull you guys up here with everyone else because 80 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,000 I think it's best if we're all together. 81 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,800 I felt that, Brother Billy. I did. 82 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,520 Within this corridor, I'm going to give you guys the chance now 83 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,560 to within this corridor, organize yourselves how you'd 84 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,360 like because there's a good chance for starting combat here. 85 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,680 I I shove Brother Billy aside and put him behind me. 86 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,880 I will protect Brother Billy. The sounds of combats intensify 87 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,720 as you approach the end of the tunnel. 88 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,360 Beyond the hall, a flooded chamber opens up with rough hewn 89 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:01,640 steps climbing to the South, north, and northeast. 90 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,520 The floor buckles up above the waterline in the middle of the 91 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:10,320 room, forming a small island. Corpses and doused torches float 92 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,080 in the water around the island, atop which two men circle each 93 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:18,840 other with weapons bared. One of the men, a tall unarmored 94 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:23,280 brute with a great club and a scarred face, towers above his 95 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:28,080 opponent but is gravely wounded. The smaller figure is muscular 96 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,800 and bare chested. He clutches a bloody dagger in 97 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,600 one hand and a torch in the other. 98 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,960 He has no flesh covering his skull. 99 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:40,480 So seeing upon seeing you guys arrive, the one clutching the 100 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,720 dagger shouts out. So you have reinforcements 101 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,480 coming to help, I see. Hello. 102 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:52,040 I'd like for everyone to go ahead and roll their initiative. 103 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:01,240 Dear Daddy, God, up in heaven want you to bless this battle, 104 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,640 our favor and Lord, this thing, just this one time. 105 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:09,600 Daddy, God, baby God, dear Lord, Daddy, help us humiliate our 106 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,680 enemies and make us and make them wish that they were dead, 107 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,320 that they never stood against us. 108 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:19,400 Raven, the power of 65 men. Yeah, I already have 60. 109 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:23,080 Give emoji the accuracy of 12 elves. 110 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,840 Melvin, the singing voice of Elvis Presley. 111 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,920 He already got that. If that necromancy son of a 112 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:34,360 whore over there power to control his stupid skeletons, 113 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:38,000 even though it's blasphemous against your name and the God's 114 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,520 Jesus name, I pray Amen. All right, we can commence the 115 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,080 battle. You hear that, Draven? 116 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,920 You're going to get the power of 65 men. 117 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,560 Let's go. I already had the power of 60 118 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,880 men though. Wait, now you get an extra 5. 119 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,720 And let's go. Pylom, that's pylom that's. 120 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,000 Like, that's like five more than 60. 121 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,120 Yeah, I mean. I mean, it's not as big a deal 122 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,080 as you think, but you know, they can help. 123 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,640 I'm surprised you got that. Oh, is that Elvis I hear? 124 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,840 Who's Elvis? All right, so to start us off 125 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,600 the large disfigured man carrying a club. 126 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,760 Judging from the dead corpses floating around the water, you 127 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,520 can presume that he was the one responsible. 128 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:28,960 But he is going to approach the the bare skulled creepy looking 129 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:34,480 dude and he's going to say, oh. Boy. 130 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,520 He's going to slam his club down. 131 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,400 Oh. Wait, I I better pray again real 132 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:43,840 quick. This ain't good, Raven. 133 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,120 I've. Got a rather I don't. 134 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,040 Need like 100 I mean 5 minutes. Good guy who's the bad guy? 135 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,000 Good go either way. We're the dead guys. 136 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,520 Yeah, that's the problem. Melvin AKA The Rat? 137 00:07:55,520 --> 00:08:00,440 Go ahead. All right, so I was thinking I 138 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:04,000 had a spell to sleep. It might be one of the spell 139 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,040 pages if you want to use it. Yeah, I I think so. 140 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,920 For it. You would be. 141 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,960 Yeah, I do. All right. 142 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,920 So thing is I don't know who to try to put to sleep because I 143 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,480 really don't want to take sides but. 144 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,800 I could use another nap. I'm going, I'm going to get, I'm 145 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,640 going to fight the guy that doesn't have a face. 146 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,360 I think I'd rather, I'd rather put the guy that doesn't have 147 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,160 any skin on his head because he's a skidless head, you know? 148 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,080 You know what? I. 149 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:34,320 Mean he did, he did, he did assume that you guys were 150 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,440 reinforcements for this other guy so. 151 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:39,559 He did, but I really don't want him to like think that that's 152 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:44,320 the truth, because this is not. I don't. 153 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,720 Think I should just sit here and do nothing. 154 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,640 So I'm going to I'm going to sing him a little song and and 155 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,600 put him to sleep. I'm sure it's that guy, right? 156 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:57,280 Sure. Yeah, go ahead and I, I will. 157 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:04,240 I will go ahead and tell you so. Sleep is dependent on the 158 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,440 enemy's HP. There's no saving throw for it, 159 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,840 but they have to be below a certain threshold. 160 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,440 And since you're casting it from a scroll, it is just going to be 161 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:19,240 a level 1. Can't upcast it and they have 162 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,040 to. Let's see here. 163 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:26,320 So you need to roll A5V8 and the total is how many hit points of 164 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:31,480 creatures this spell can affect. So you have to roll A5V8 and it 165 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:36,360 will have to be above how much HP he currently has. 16 is not 166 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,320 going to be above how much HP he has. 167 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,520 So that is going to figure. That's pretty low. 168 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,320 Yeah, there's a lot of. Ones and twos in that role. 169 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,920 Yeah, well. Dang it is that then you get 170 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,240 that spell out of Q we also take yes. 171 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,760 It will it it failed and the spell the scroll will have been 172 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,400 expended I. I can I still sing to him 173 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,000 though. You most certainly can. 174 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:03,440 Rockabye, baby in the tree top. When the wind blows, the cradle 175 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,400 Will Rock. When the bell breaks, the cradle 176 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,760 will fall. And down we'll come, baby, 177 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,640 cradle and all. I'm gonna. 178 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,480 Feel as sleepy? Are we I? 179 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,320 I hate it here, would you like? To use a bunch of for anything 180 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,920 or or do we want to move on? That's all I had for my turn. 181 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,200 I really don't want to get crazy. 182 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,880 All right, emoji Moji, you can go ahead. 183 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:33,720 Yeah, and. You are going to have to use a 184 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,400 spell slot for Hunter's Mark since you've full rest. 185 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,680 Yeah. It's been a long rest, yeah. 186 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,080 It's. Been a while. 187 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:55,440 Apparently. We're all just a bunch of choir 188 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,360 boys. Guys, let emoji have you turn, 189 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,360 please. Thank you. 190 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,880 Yeah. Thank you, I'm going to unleash. 191 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:04,960 Magic. Missile. 192 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,160 Do we have it at level 2? If it's a scroll. 193 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,760 If it's a scroll, it will always cast at its base level. 194 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,360 You can only up cast if you know the spell. 195 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,640 Fair. Enough. 196 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,400 Yeah, that's that's per missile it I and I believe the, I 197 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,840 believe it fires three if I'm not mistaken, it's either either 198 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:33,040 3 or 4. Yeah, I'll concentrate all of 199 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,600 them. But they never miss. 200 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,280 That's the awesome thing about them. 201 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,880 Unless the opponent has. Unless the opponent has the 202 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,600 spell shield. Oh well, I guess we'll find out. 203 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:43,720 That's. True. 204 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,880 Are you firing at it the? Man right in front of me with 205 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,960 the the face missing. Oh. 206 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,000 Pass OK, yes, I don't know if you guys can see his name. 207 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,800 No. OK, so that's. 8 damage unless 208 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,640 he has shield. He does not. 209 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,480 So yeah, that's going to be 8 damage, 8. 210 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:09,600 Dami The. Missiles fly off, they explode 211 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,840 as they hit them, dealing 8 force damage. 212 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,440 Is there anything else you would like to do? 213 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,680 I think you have a bonus action. Yes, and then I'll cast Hunter's 214 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,000 Mark. Gotcha. 215 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,280 Cool. Go ahead, Raven. 216 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,720 OK. So I'm scared of the the guy 217 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,960 that has no face. That's good. 218 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,240 So I'm going to run up to him and I'm going to smack and I'm 219 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,080 going to smack him with my battle axe of the gamer. 220 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,720 I still love that 24. You got to be one of the best 221 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,320 items in ZND history. Yeah, it's good. 222 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,640 I got it for you. You're welcome. 223 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,920 I'm assuming 24 hits. Yeah, you're good. 224 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,520 That hits. Go ahead and roll your cabbage. 225 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:57,800 So. 14 OK. 14 and then unhit mark enemy with radiant orb. 226 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,440 OK, anything else? Raven My. 227 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,960 Bonus action, I've got a pommel strike in. 228 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:08,560 Oh, OK. I think that's one before damage 229 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,640 if I'm not mistaken. I. 230 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,480 Run that one anyway. Possible to Daisen. 231 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,320 OK, cool. Ignore. 232 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,920 I'll be your turn. I'm. 233 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,920 Going to send my skeletons in. Do you want them to attack Baz? 234 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,720 The one closest to Draven, the one he was just attacking, yeah. 235 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,000 OK, so you want them to attack, They're going to run up and 236 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,680 they're all going to use short swords to attack. 237 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,520 It looks like two of them hit and they're going to deal a 238 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:40,920 total of 13 damage. Cool, cool. 239 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,040 All right. Would you like to do anything 240 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,600 yourself? Does that count as an action? 241 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,840 No. It's, it's actionless. 242 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:53,520 They they are autonomous. All right, then I will. 243 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,680 I moved over there. All right. 244 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,640 And then I swing my flail at him. 245 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,480 Ignore, so you're done with your turn then. 246 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,840 Yes, Sir, that is it. OK. 247 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:07,160 On this guy's turn, he is going to use disengage and he is going 248 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,800 to run back this way and then disappear around the corner. 249 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,240 Why? As he runs away like a little 250 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,320 baby and that's going to end combat. 251 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,320 Let's. Get back here. 252 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,640 Get back here, you coward. That's because he was scared of 253 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,920 fighting me, you know that. Definitely. 254 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,520 You know what I'm saying. It was because I. 255 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,440 Pray. You see, that's the power of 256 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,920 prayer right there. I prayed and I was the last one 257 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,920 to go, and he took off running. He's like, Oh my gosh, that's a 258 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,080 big. Burly man comes up to comes up 259 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:41,840 to you, Draven. No meek, go Draven. 260 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:49,600 Me to meek Draven friend go. Meek is Draven's friend. 261 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,160 Yeah. And we, we DAP each other up 262 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,040 like the Arnold Schwarzenegger meme or like the two buff guys, 263 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,080 like, you know, connect their hands. 264 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,760 Sure. Yeah, I I'm going to pull it 265 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,120 that it's like. 1980 film Predator. 266 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,920 Yeah. And then and then you touch your 267 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,640 chest together, I think. A week I probably don't. 268 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,600 Meet was betrayed. They're naked jazz. 269 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,200 Dominic. Don't Meet was betrayed. 270 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:19,600 It was Justin's conspired with brothers to kill me. 271 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,240 If you didn't go to the revolver, Sir, I'm gonna be 272 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,600 dead. I owe you my life so. 273 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,560 Domik was betrayed and and got his brothers killed. 274 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,400 So he told me his brothers tried to kill me. 275 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,760 Oh. Oh no. 276 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,040 Not your. Brother, there's nothing worse 277 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:45,400 in the whole world. My family paying entry cultists 278 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,040 to murder people in city. They. 279 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:54,760 Wanted they wanted to prove the flaming fish were dumb and 280 00:15:54,760 --> 00:16:01,120 couldn't do their job and that way when the city stops stops 281 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,760 having confidence in them, they stop paying them. 282 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:10,200 Then the flaming fish leaf ball, the escape with them gone go and 283 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:14,760 can stand in the way of my mother becoming the Grand Duke. 284 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,560 And then when she gets her way, she made Baldur's gay gobes 285 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:24,160 underground like El Toral. Your mommy, your mommy's going 286 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:28,240 to be the Grand Duke, Yeah. Mommy wants to be Grand Duke. 287 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,080 Oh, brother Billy, do you hear that his mommy wants to be Grand 288 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:32,960 Duke? That. 289 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,440 Stinks for him. Do you know why? 290 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,640 Why? Is it stinky? 291 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,760 So our. Father is the King of Kings and 292 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:43,040 the Lord of Lords. So a little bit a little bit of 293 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,480 history insight. I'm trying to get 10. 294 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,560 Percent from him just. Just a little bit of a refresher 295 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,800 L. To run in that 20, well. 296 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,160 I. I wasn't gonna make it roll for 297 00:16:54,160 --> 00:17:02,120 it, but yeah, sure. So, so pretty recently, older 298 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:08,319 Raven Guard who was the one of the Council of Four who governed 299 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:14,400 Baldur's Gate, was went away on a diplomatic visit to El 300 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,760 Terrell. Shortly thereafter. 301 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:22,319 El Terrell was then swallowed up by a Vernus. 302 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:26,200 It completely fell through the ground and fell into a Vernus. 303 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:31,600 Nobody knows exactly what caused it or how that happened, but 304 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,920 older Raven Guard is considered missing because of that. 305 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:39,440 And now that means that there is kind of a void in that there's a 306 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,240 sort of a power vacuum there. What? 307 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:46,240 From what Domique Van Thamper is saying, his mother is 308 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:52,120 responsible for the cult going around and murdering people 309 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:58,880 because his mom basically wanted to make the Flaming Fist not 310 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,440 reliable and make people lose their trust, stop paying them, 311 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,440 and basically cause them to just sort of like leave town. 312 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,120 That way, there's no one to really to stand in her way while 313 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,640 she tries to take charge of the entire city. 314 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:18,000 With the power vacuum in place, a little bit of putting two and 315 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:24,360 two together could potentially mean that she also might be one 316 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:30,560 of the reasons why older Raven Guard left and was sent to El 317 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,440 Terrell. It's very likely that she had a 318 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:39,280 hand in that as well. Do you want us to help kill your 319 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,680 mom or what's going on? Kill my mom. 320 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,600 No, no are your. Brothers. 321 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:52,240 But my oldest brother thirst well. 322 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,560 He. Uses Imps as spies throughout 323 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,240 the city. You have one up in the bathhouse 324 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,280 too. So he. 325 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,280 Probably knows you're. Here. 326 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,280 Oh, you mean on that one that we killed? 327 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,880 Yeah, but he probably still knows you're here. 328 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:14,840 He's But he's very sickly and he doesn't leave my mom's estate, 329 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:22,400 but I, my other brother who is Emrick, he runs money lending 330 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,200 business out of a Tavern called the Low Lantern. 331 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,320 My. Mother doesn't expect much of 332 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:34,320 me, but she loves Emrick, always been her favorite. 333 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:39,440 So if you want to go after my brothers, you could either check 334 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:44,920 out my estate or low Lantern. I recommend going to check out 335 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,920 the low Lantern first. It would be pretty difficult to 336 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:53,040 make your way around the city if you break into Mom's estate. 337 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,520 Ignore. Did you get all that? 338 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,480 So he wants you to go after his brother basically. 339 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:03,000 You can go to the Low Lantern or the Van Thamper estate, but the 340 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,680 Van Thamper estate is probably going to be the more difficult 341 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,080 of the two, so it's probably recommended to go to the Low 342 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:08,920 Lantern first. I. 343 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,800 Got it, but I didn't get it. Yes, OK. 344 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,440 Just sounds like he's got a lot of family problems. 345 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,320 Sounds like me. Draven how about we just how 346 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:28,520 about we go to the the the bar? Please. 347 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,600 Yes, so. We need a. 348 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,560 Drink after this dungeon if. You guys, since you guys have 349 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,160 made it this far, you've probably taken care of all the 350 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:42,880 leaders of the cult, so they'll probably disband by this point. 351 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,080 So if somebody super rich paid you to deal with this cult, 352 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,560 they'll probably pay you lots of money if you go visit them and 353 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,200 tell them you finish the mission. 354 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,760 We. Didn't finish the mission. 355 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 We. Were we hired? 356 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,640 Yeah, Yeah, we were. We. 357 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,040 Were hired to investigate the quick. 358 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:04,480 Yeah, Quick recap, one of the leaders of Flaming, one of the 359 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,680 leaders of Flaming Fist hired you guys to do this mission 360 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,520 where you investigate the Cult of the Dead 3 and stop these 361 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,880 murders going on. While they're busy dealing with 362 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:17,160 all of the influx of all these people that are tried to escape 363 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,360 El Terrell coming in, all these refugees and all that because 364 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,440 they've got their hands tied with that. 365 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,800 Yeah, the immigrants, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 366 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,200 Build the wall wall. Hell riders and stuff like that, 367 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,560 okay. So basically, though, basically, 368 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:36,520 though, the your, your name was going to be cleared from the 369 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,400 murder that you guys were involved in. 370 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,880 Oh. Yeah, if you. 371 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,680 Finish this mission so I. Forgot. 372 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,280 Yeah, remember that someone? Yeah, Remember that? 373 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,960 Yeah, you. Sure did, Draven. 374 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,520 You killed somebody. I forgot about that. 375 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,760 Not lied about the only. Reason why I'm here. 376 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,400 Yeah, so we. Still. 377 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,440 Didn't take our mission. We're not going to be cleared. 378 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,520 We did all this for nothing. Pretty crazy how much how much 379 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,760 flies by when you Yeah. OK, more. 380 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,200 More sorry, Domik has one more thing. 381 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,360 Wait. One more thing as thanks for you 382 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:11,880 guys shaving my life over there up those stairs is treasure. 383 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,680 You could have all of it. I'm. 384 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,840 Going on the treasure. Better not be a trap, be mad. 385 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,120 As soon as you walk in rocks fall Andy Dinosaur. 386 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,080 I knew it. There's three chests, that's 387 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,760 fine. There's. 388 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,240 Also that weird guy hiding. There's three chests and a bunch 389 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,600 of loot in here. Oh yeah. 390 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,640 Wasn't this the the the treasure that the rat was talking about? 391 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,640 Yeah. I didn't want that, yeah. 392 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,200 Yeah, so the rat. Yes, so the rat. 393 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,520 Do not bring the rat upside. Melvin the Rat whispers in here. 394 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,720 Yeah, it's just a cursed treasure. 395 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,320 It's cursed, I tell you. How's it cursed, little buddy? 396 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:56,320 Smells like Gavarnis, smells like the Hells, and it stinks 397 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,680 like reptiles. Well, it. 398 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,280 Doesn't sound good. Hey, hey, guys. 399 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,360 This this, this treasure might not be a good thing, so. 400 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:09,400 I'm taking all the treasure. Yeah, never mind he. 401 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:14,640 Warned, the rat says, and it poops away in a puck of smoke. 402 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,080 I warned you little. Boy. 403 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,000 Your mouse keeps squeaking at me. 404 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,000 I'm going into a deep dark depression. 405 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,000 It's. Kind of cute. 406 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,640 It's kind of on and and it's gone there's. 407 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,480 No reason to keep on living. Oh. 408 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,760 Wait, there's one here in the corner? 409 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,960 He squashes it there. Probably. 410 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,000 Wasn't it wicked? Man there. 411 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,280 Probably, wasn't it? Probably a different one. 412 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,240 What kind of Bard befriends mouse's mice? 413 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,760 You might say. I will. 414 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,760 Return. I even. 415 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,160 I shall return. Somebody hear something? 416 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,320 I. Don't know, I'll hear some back, 417 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,040 little buddy. Little. 418 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,760 Johnny. I love you, little Johnny. 419 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,120 Who are you? Talking to. 420 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:12,120 Little Johnny Weirdo here have a peanut butter, banana and bacon 421 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,160 sandwich. I haven't put mayonnaise on it 422 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,160 for you. Smells good enough to die over, 423 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,000 yeah. Weirdo. 424 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:25,760 Talk to a rat sicko, sing your songs and call me weird. 425 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,520 You. You guys are filthy rich rich 426 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,240 now, by the way, just so you know, sweet guy this is. 427 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,600 What I wanted to happen? So. 428 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,760 Don't meet, I've always. Been filthy rich. 429 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,280 I just pretend like I'm not so the people give me more money. 430 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,480 I'm gonna. Buy more yachts. 431 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,640 And so this isn't. My yacht, it's the Lord's yacht. 432 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,360 He wanted me to get this so I didn't have to be around all the 433 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:54,360 demons in the normal boat. That's right. 434 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,680 Little 8 lbs six ounce baby Jesus. 435 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,040 What? Praise BD What's? 436 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,360 An ounce. Anyway, Can I kill this guy over 437 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,840 here now? Who's that guy that you were 438 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:11,320 fighting? OK, no bigs giving me the silent 439 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,520 treatment I. I'm sorry, I'm a little bit 440 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,240 focused on this. It's. 441 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,160 OK, he's just giving me 1000 yards stare. 442 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:27,760 This. Just breaks into a psychotic 443 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,360 episode. He he goes. 444 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,240 Don't we get them full? Sprints out of the dungeon. 445 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,680 OK, you didn't answer my question. 446 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,080 He remember, you know. What a revolver is. 447 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,920 He keeps asking for one He. Remembered something that he was 448 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,120 he was forgetting. Left this furnace on all. 449 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,960 Right here's our custom items the. 450 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,440 Plus one Longbow. No. 451 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,240 It's what the I want the I want the plus one Longbow. 452 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,840 Take the cap of holy inspiration. 453 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:08,560 No, no, no. Obviously I should take the 454 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,320 gauntlets of empowered Smite because I definitely has smite 455 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,120 attacks otherwise. Do any of us even give 456 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,800 inspiration, bards? Do yeah. 457 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,040 That would be me. Oh, you. 458 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,240 Know Bard things he always. Wants to take everything as soon 459 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,880 as it appears, so you guys have at it, have a good time. 460 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,440 I don't need nothing. Yeah, I definitely didn't write 461 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,160 that entirely for the part and the part, sorry. 462 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,320 I haven't gotten anything this entire time. 463 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,680 I got to keep asking the beg of the Lord for stuff. 464 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,880 Yeah. I definitely did, but you did to 465 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,560 be fed kind of inspirations though, definitely. 466 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,040 Didn't put the gauntlets of Empowered Smite in there for 467 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,120 you. That's true, yeah. 468 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,280 I got I got glowy battle axe. I think I'm good. 469 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,200 Look at it. It goes from red to green to 470 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,840 blue to what all? Those colors are there. 471 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,520 Yeah. I don't know. 472 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,720 Yeah, that's what I thought, yeah. 473 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,800 No one else can see the battle X What? 474 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:08,720 What's? He holding this whole time they 475 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,360 thought you were just beating people over the over the head 476 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:16,480 with your first. Somehow doing more damage than 477 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,880 my Hal beard. I don't know what kind of 478 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,680 steroids you're on like, but they're working well for you. 479 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,800 What? What weapons nerf me? 480 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,480 I need to use my fists. Why is? 481 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,800 He pretending to hold an axe. Are you talking about, you know, 482 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,560 these like go eat the go eat thing in my hands? 483 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,040 No. Is that code for your man parts? 484 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,360 What? Glowy thing, no. 485 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,320 No, I I can't even hold my my man parts in my hand. 486 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,680 I don't know what that's. I got a tiny Packer. 487 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:56,800 Oh. Very disproportionate cutting. 488 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,920 Right to the chase, yeah. That's why. 489 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:04,120 I like this guy all right. OK. 490 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,360 Whenever you guys are done dispersing those items, we can 491 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,960 move on. Lots of you see how much gold 492 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,640 you guys got there, right? A ton. 493 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,000 Yeah, 12. 50. You got more than that so. 494 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,360 We got 3650. Yeah, there was. 495 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,640 There was different chests. I had to put them in. 496 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,880 I just put them in. You taking? 497 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,640 The cap, right? Yeah. 498 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,600 If you wear this mask, what does it do? 499 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,400 Tell us, Melvin, you know I don't. 500 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,880 Know. No it doesn't. 501 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,080 Do anything. It's just a mask that the 502 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,320 worshippers will typically wear. It's a ceremonial thing. 503 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,760 I was. Just saying it. 504 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,280 Just barely if you're running. These worshippers and one of us 505 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,800 puts it on. We could pretend to be a 506 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,640 worshipper just to maybe keep from getting attacked. 507 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,120 I mean, if you were ever to do run into Tmont cultists. 508 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,560 Perhaps I I take the cap of inspiration and I put it on 509 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,960 Melvin's head, but backwards because I didn't know any 510 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,120 better. Don't you look like a direwolf? 511 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,680 Is that what you said you were? Ain't nothing but a direwolf. 512 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,280 Yeah, I. Ain't nothing but a direwolf. 513 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,200 I'll dig it. I'm here for it and we. 514 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,280 Get drinks now I. Thought you were wanting to kill 515 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,320 this guy. I want to kill this guy. 516 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,960 Well, if. We're killing the guy, then I 517 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,880 want to kill the guy. Of course he. 518 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,360 He hurt my friend Domique. No, Domique, don't meet. 519 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,920 So as. You run up the northern chamber 520 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,160 where Vaz had run away. You see burned torch tubs 521 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,080 littering the floor of the hall, the western end of which is 522 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,120 occupied by three six foot tall painted wooden statues. 523 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:41,200 Each statue stands atop A2 foot high block of Redstone, making 524 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,720 it look taller and foreboding. The center statue resembles a 525 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,920 heavy armored man whose face is hidden behind a fearsome visor 526 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,560 of his helmet. He's painted red except for his 527 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,200 bright red his except for his right gauntlet, which is black. 528 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,920 Clutched in his gauntlet is a blood red spear pointed upward. 529 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,920 The statue to the north depicts a purple garbed male noble 530 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,280 wearing a Harlequin mask and holding a dagger behind his 531 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,840 back. The statue to the South portrays 532 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:13,040 a black robed skeleton with its jaw open wide and its Bony hands 533 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,400 outstretched. Vaz sits in the middle of these 534 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,840 statues, awaiting your approach. Wow. 535 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,320 Hello. What? 536 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,120 Do you want with me like to kill you to? 537 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,720 Meet Satan today. We're not going to ask him who 538 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,400 he is. Cool. 539 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,040 I'm more of the kill and ask questions, never I'm. 540 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,360 Not. Saying don't kill him. 541 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,720 I'm just saying I want to know who he is. 542 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,440 If he's one of the cult leaders, then yeah, obviously that's our 543 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,680 mission. I'm pretty sure we missed a few 544 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,040 of the cult leaders on our mission because we didn't 545 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,760 explore everything. That's just me. 546 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,240 We literally just didn't explore one room. 547 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,280 That's about it. He. 548 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,680 He. Bows. 549 00:30:54,680 --> 00:31:00,280 He bows his head to the statue with the Harlequin mask holding 550 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,080 a dagger behind his back and then looks over at you guys and 551 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,960 says in Balls name everyone to go ahead and roll their 552 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:22,320 initiative can. You go touch our ball, let's 553 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,640 kill him. What? 554 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,720 The heck yeah. Let's. 555 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,760 Kill. Him, yeah. 556 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,760 Ladies, when I asked him. To love me too Love. 557 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,160 Me crew. Tony was gay. 558 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,400 He just. Doesn't. 559 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,520 Want to? Marry him and then divorce, 560 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,520 that's when. He asks him. 561 00:31:48,320 --> 00:32:00,600 To. He's just trying. 562 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,920 To. All right, brother. 563 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,280 Billy, you're up first. Yeah, all. 564 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,720 Righty bless the Lord, I get a turn. 565 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,240 You're. Sorry he's so good. 566 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,720 You get to find me first all. Right. 567 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:24,240 You know so. It's my first Draven on the 568 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,040 show. Oh, he's on that side of the 569 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,640 crap I'm going to give for Draven that look and he knows 570 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,720 so, so well of watch. Watch this. 571 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,880 Yeah. Yeah. 572 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,320 'Cause you know, we're, we're just. 573 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,720 We're just. I got my eye on you, yeah. 574 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,440 Yeah. We're we could like that. 575 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,440 Yeah, we're like that. And I'm going to call divine 576 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:50,840 favor down on my weapon. Yeah, Thank you, baby Jesus, 577 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:55,360 lighting a Manger, blessing my weapon in this, in this dire 578 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,600 time. Yeah, yeah, whatever. 4th day 579 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,080 your buck begins to glow. Oh, radiant. 580 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,320 Glow. Hey, are you OK? 581 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,760 You're wrong, buddy. Yeah, my Timmy's aren't going as 582 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,560 good as they're not selling as well as I was hoping they would. 583 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,120 Well, here and I pull, I pull 55 gold pieces out of my pocket. 584 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,640 Here you go, buddy. OK Oh wow, thank you. 585 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:27,040 And he throws a divine Timmy down at you and your weapon. 586 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,640 Thank. You, Lord, thank you. 587 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,880 Thank you. Your weapon. 588 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,520 Will deal an extra 1D12 radiant now I'm going. 589 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,120 To divine smite this fool. Yeah. 590 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,800 Go ahead and roll for your damage all. 591 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,920 Right. So 8 * 324 and that's going to 592 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,280 going to do quite a lot of damage to him. 593 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,840 As you slam your sword down into him, the holy power of the 594 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,560 Timmy's engulf him. He's brought down to his knees, 595 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,600 flesh searing off of his skin, or at least what? 596 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,240 Or off of his bone, whatever what flesh is left. 597 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,880 He lets out a shrieking banshee scream. 598 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,440 But he's still alive. And that'll bring us to Melvin's 599 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,960 Turner. Podcast there fire on the fellow 600 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,679 green. Everybody can see him real good, 601 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,560 OK? Was there anything else you 602 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,440 wanted to do? Let's see. 603 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,600 That's that's your actions. You have a bonus action if you'd 604 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,440 like to do anything with that. Yeah, I suppose I could. 605 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,600 I could throw my dagger. That is going to miss. 606 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,520 Well, you have advantage though, because of ferry fire, Yeah. 607 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,080 I forgot to mark his advantage. That's. 608 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,080 Good. Take your time. 609 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,000 Yeah, that's fine. And. 11 that's. 610 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,320 Also going to miss. Yeah, all right. 611 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,880 Emoji searcher all. Right, do the thing. 612 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,320 Still got Hunter's mark on him. Yeah. 613 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,719 Open snaring there you. Go. 614 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,000 That is a hit. Yeah. 615 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,600 So your air flies true and it lands right dead center into the 616 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,720 rib cage. And since the flesh is already 617 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,680 searing off and the bones start to fall apart and he just falls 618 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,600 down into a big pile of bones. And then the radiant damage that 619 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,960 is happening all over, which makes them burn up into a pile 620 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,720 of ash. And he's no more. 621 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,440 I didn't even have to. Fight in this one. 622 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,840 Good job, Kylie I. Would love to have heard the 623 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:22,440 sound effects on that one. Well, Draven and I sheathed my 624 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,360 great sword again. That's what happened when he got 625 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,160 Timmy on her side. Not Jesus. 626 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:31,000 No, Jesus is there too. Don't get me wrong, Jesus is 627 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,600 there too, but Timmy's one of the angels, and he and I are 628 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,000 pretty good friends. Oh, OK. 629 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,080 Well, I ever meet Timmy, Yeah. Yeah, you meet Timmy pretty 630 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,720 soon. I can call him down once a day, 631 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,280 so saving it up. Yeah. 632 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,320 Oh, wait, no, I, I, I heard this guy before. 633 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,960 I, I, I did the and did the attack on he's. 634 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,200 Got great coffee. He's got little little doughnut 635 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,360 holes too. They're pretty tasty. 636 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,440 He's got. Doughnut holes. 637 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,280 Yeah, double, double put the doughnut holes are they are. 638 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,200 They like chocolate or what? Flavor are they? 639 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,280 And you got a flavor you want? Really. 640 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,120 Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry muffin. 641 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,480 Blueberry muffins. That burning meat smell is. 642 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:14,040 Making me hungry. You smell that too? 643 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,560 I got a hunger too. I'm thinking about a potluck. 644 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,440 Delicious. I'm getting kind of hungry. 645 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,440 We haven't eaten like a day, yes. 646 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,560 I ate it in your long rest being. 647 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,520 Long rest we did. Just eat. 648 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,680 But I. Kind of would go to extremely 649 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,560 fast. What was it called the Low 650 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,720 Lantern? Yeah, yeah, Low Lantern I made. 651 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,120 T-bone cabbage steaks for everybody I. 652 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,120 Can't. I can't tell if I was actually 653 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,400 correct or not, no. You're correct, it's the low. 654 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,240 It's the low Lantern. Sounds right. 655 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,800 If you weren't, if Melvin, or if you weren't a Christian, the 656 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,800 things I do to you. What's the way out of here? 657 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,280 What is going on? Oh my God, it just. 658 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,120 Looks back at like 1 of the skeletons. 659 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,240 Like the skeleton just gives me a shoulder shrug. 660 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,480 All right, hey, look at that. Melvin walked into the room I 661 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,920 was hoping Melvin would walk into. 662 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,360 So as you walk into this room, Melvin, 9 wooden crates are 663 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,360 scattered throughout the room. Screwing along among them are 664 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,560 what appears to be a bunch of rats. 665 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,760 Rats. Just like the one you 666 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,320 encountered previously, hey. Little buddies, how are you guys 667 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:36,480 doing today? Yes, the rotten it is him. 668 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:41,120 He has the chosen 1, the chosen one. 669 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,800 Wait, what? It is the chosen 1? 670 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,560 You guys want some? Cabbage steaks he. 671 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:51,800 Is the chosen and they all surround you and they do a 672 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,040 little dance and poof they disappear. 673 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,400 Emojis you. Lies into the ground you. 674 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:03,360 Feel you feel a strange sensation like knowledge has 675 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,960 awakened inside of you you now have the ability to summon a 676 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:14,560 swarm of rats to fight alongside of you just by playing your your 677 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,280 instrument singing and singing out to them they'll they'll join 678 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,560 you in combat it's. Like the pipe Piper? 679 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,640 Yeah, pipe. Like dulcimer? 680 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,840 I got a dulcimer, yeah. There you go. 681 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,040 Oh. Man, awesomer. 682 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,640 Yeah, something like that. Pretty. 683 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,600 Awesome. And it is actually. 684 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,960 Oh man, I'm. Happy for you. 685 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,720 Me too. Can you ask Jesus how to get out 686 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,200 of here? And if anyone like would like to 687 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,000 search those crates, they do have stuff in them Holy. 688 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,640 Spirit, how do we get out of this? 689 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,640 Dad, go. Well, I'm. 690 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,880 Glad you asked. What's in those crates? 691 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,000 Here you go. I'll, I'll go ahead. 692 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000 And and and I Yeah. There you go. 693 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,360 I actually did. I said. 694 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,600 I searched the crate. I did. 695 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,920 Too. There you go, 10 days worth of 696 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,840 rations. A bag. 697 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,480 Of 20 Cal trips, 3 flasks of alchemist fire, six sets of 698 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,520 manacles, 4 tinderboxes, 9 baggers and four potions of 699 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,640 healing and a glass vial. Nice. 700 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:19,200 What are cow trips again? Yeah, yeah, they're. 701 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,840 Little traps you throw on the ground, it'll inflict bleeding 702 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,200 on the enemies that step on them. 703 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,520 Yeah. I'd kind of like to take a 704 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,240 couple daggers and some cow trips. 705 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,640 I'll take one flask of the so I'm not of the alchemist's fire 706 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,680 to go along with my fire breath potions. 707 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,600 OK, you guys can disperse that however you like if you'd like. 708 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:44,400 We can if you'd like to, we can fast travel you out of the the 709 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,520 dungeon hold. My hand, the Holy Spirit's going 710 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,040 to grab us, is going to take us out of this dungeon. 711 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,600 Oh. And I just bear hugged the crap 712 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,360 out of brother Billy. That's. 713 00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,360 Right, the skeletons are still coming with you because until 714 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,400 their HP is depleted, they are still alive. 715 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,840 Sounds like a plan you. Guys, look at how. 716 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,320 The locals are gonna react to that. 717 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:21,560 Just say it's your grandparents. With your guys's mission done, 718 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,280 you have two things on your mind. 719 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,160 Well, three really. One, you need to, you need to 720 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,640 report back to Captain's Lodge so you can get your payment from 721 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,360 the Flaming Fist and clear names. 722 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:35,240 However, there's also the matter of this Van Damper situation 723 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,200 that maybe would be worth reporting to Captain's Oodge as 724 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,120 well. I mean really your guys's job is 725 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,720 done. If you'd like to go out of your 726 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,360 way to investigate it yourself, you can too. 727 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,440 So you know you got the whole Lantern you can go to and then 728 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,040 the Van Damper estate as well up in the Upper City. 729 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,320 The upper city is going to be pretty tough to get into and 730 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,720 none of you guys are particularly from that area and 731 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,400 it is pretty exclusive of an area. 732 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,520 So you keep that in mind. I'm. 733 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,680 Going to put the captain's dodge. 734 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,960 Aren't we searching whatever that one place, that bar first 735 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,760 or whatever I. Want to go to dodge first before 736 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,760 we? Go there, I'm going. 737 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,400 To get jerked off first line. So upon exiting, 5 figures leap 738 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,400 down from atop the courtyard wall in front of you. 739 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,640 In addition to their black leather armor, they wear strange 740 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,480 masks and cloaks that give each of them a vaguely dragon like 741 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,440 appearance. All 5 brandish curved steel 742 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,000 blades reminiscent of dragon claws I. 743 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,120 Put on the dragon crown and dragon mask the. 744 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,760 Ringleader looks looks over at you and says. 745 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:42,080 So you're trying to make away with our stolen treasure, are 746 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,360 you? Yeah. 747 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,080 I. AM. 748 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,280 Let's start Yeah, let's start a fight with 12 guys. 749 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,680 One woman almost killed us, but yeah, 12 guys should be fine and 750 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,080 I. Suppose you think that I'm just 751 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,600 going to let you walk away with all of our treasure, the 752 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:03,840 treasure given to us by our God, Unless you're so kind enough to 753 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,320 be delivering it back to us, In which case? 754 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,840 In which case I may let you out alive. 755 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,440 My. Question is, what was he doing 756 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,440 in a dungeon? He. 757 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,800 Said it was stolen. These cultists think that they 758 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,480 just have the right to take whatever they please and made 759 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,120 away with this treasure that they actually stole from our 760 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,480 Lord Tiamat straight from a Vernus. 761 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,000 To be fair, if you like, get done in the 1st place to find 762 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,640 those keepers. Oh, so that's how it's going to 763 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,880 be. I'm just. 764 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,200 Telling you the truth, man. No. 765 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,920 No. It's quite all right and they 766 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,000 bear their weapons out and they are going to initiate combat. 767 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,000 That's your turn though, Brother Billy, you get to go 1st. 768 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,080 I'm going to. Throw a piss missile of a bean 769 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:07,640 at these fellas. All right, all right. 770 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,600 Can I Can I cast divine favor on my bean before I throw it? 771 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,000 Yeah, sure. Your bite, yeah. 772 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,760 I cast divine favor to my beans. All right, you throw the holy 773 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,480 beans at them. Go ahead then throw your damage. 774 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,040 It's it's just an AOE. Throwing it at this guy right 775 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:27,680 here. Oh. 776 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,040 OK, OK, gotcha, gotcha. So it'll hit the three of them. 777 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,280 OK. All right. 778 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,800 So and then the three is like. Like. 779 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,480 Radiant damage. OK. 780 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,560 OK. So 16 total damage to all the 781 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,880 three of these severely wounded, their ringleader, and the other 782 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,320 two caught in the blast radius were just completely obliterated 783 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,960 by the holy divine bean fart Timmy. 784 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,360 I I appreciate the the divine favorite that you've given me, 785 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,920 but it'd be cool if he's going to show my friend here how cool 786 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,320 you are. But it's it's fine, fine. 787 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,600 Sorry man, it's been kind of a busy day. 788 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,320 No, I get it. I get it, I get it. 789 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,720 Oh, that's that's it. It's much harder. 790 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,800 The first cultist is they're going to come up to you. 791 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:19,000 First one's going to attack you the way that the 21 hit, 21 hit. 792 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,720 Yeah. 4 slashing damage. It's weak sauce. 793 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,000 And the other one is going to attack you. 794 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,720 Ignar 21 hit. Let me check 20. 795 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,200 One hit 21 hit. So you don't. 796 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,600 You do not have a 21 AC 400 slashing. 797 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:41,720 I'm just kidding. Kill my character and get it 798 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,280 over here. You just take 5 slashing. 799 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:52,600 I drive in, it's your turn. But thankful that these guys got 800 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,520 close to me. I'm going to activate wage. 801 00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:03,720 OK, you go. David's pissed. 802 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,800 I'm going to cleave at the the two guys in front of us, in 803 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,680 front of me and Igna. Bam 21. 804 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:13,440 Yeah, but that hits You killed them. 805 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,200 I. Killed them, yeah. 806 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,320 They are dead. You split them in half and they 807 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,640 they start. Well actually you don't split 808 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,280 them in half. You slash them across the 809 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,680 stomach, hitting every single major organ and he begins to 810 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,480 puke rainbows and fart Skittles and falls over dead. 811 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,760 That's. The power of the gamer fox. 812 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:41,160 And then I'll just move right here in front of the ringleader. 813 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,920 And. I end my turn. 814 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,840 The ringleader is going to look at you and think, wow, you just 815 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,640 killed somebody by making them rainbow to death. 816 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:59,080 That's crazy. So the cult leader is going to 817 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,880 use command on you. Oh no. 818 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,120 It's going to command you to drop the drop the weapon. 819 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,120 Oh. I thought you made my trousers. 820 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:14,720 Yeah, now you have to succeed on a Wisdom saving throw. 821 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,200 Aw. Wisdom crap. 822 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:22,080 OK. 18. You succeed and it is not he's 823 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,120 not able to force you to drop weapon. 824 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,560 He's then going to cast Shield of Faith on himself. 825 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,160 Shimmering Field appears and surrounds the creature choice, 826 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,600 which is himself, and grants a + 2 to AC for the duration. 827 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,160 So OK, emoji, it's your turn. You can. 828 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,640 Just shoot him. Which one? 829 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,520 There's two. Yes, the the cult leader 830 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,240 probably would be the that one. Yes. 831 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,360 OK, you have a lot. It's a Longbow, right? 832 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,960 That's the one you're using? Yep. 833 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,280 Bow of Ensnaring it's. The Longbow? 834 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,600 It does, yeah. It's just to be 8. 835 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:03,120 Well, I hit him probably 8 was 20 accuracy, Yeah. 836 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,560 That'll hit and. Whopping 5 damage. 837 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,000 Yeah, that's good amount. That's a good amount of damage. 838 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,400 Plus the enemies are pretty weak. 839 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,240 The bow of Ensnaring. Did you want to do an ensnaring 840 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:20,560 strike or yes or did I need? To call that before doing it. 841 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,360 Technically, but it's fine, so yeah. 842 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,440 Hey. So then they're going to need to 843 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,960 do it is a bonus action, by the way, to cast and sning strike 844 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:34,720 similar to a smite and then so a writhing massive thorny vines 845 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:37,440 appears at the point of impact. The target must succeed as 846 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,720 Strength saving throw or be restrained by magical vines 847 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,760 until the spell ends. Creature While restrained by the 848 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,840 spell, the target takes 1D6 piercing damage at the start of 849 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,920 each of its turn. Creature restrained by the 850 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,880 vines, restrained by the vines or one that can touch the 851 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,680 creature can use an action to make a strength check to try and 852 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,560 free themselves. OK, so it's started to turn. 853 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,680 They have to. So they have to make strength 854 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,040 check now and then they have to to use an action to make 855 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,320 strength check every turn or take 1D6 damage and not be able 856 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,960 to move. So let's just do that now. 857 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,720 It does not pass at all 5, so it's going to be ensnared. 858 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,280 So they are ensnared and they took the damage. 859 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,800 Unless you'd like to move. I'll go ahead and move on to 860 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,280 Ignar. Yeah, I'll see where once some 861 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,880 of the hot rods are. Go ahead. 862 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,800 Ignar all. Right, I am going to swing my 863 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,720 flail at him. There you go. 864 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,520 Roll your damage. That is going to be enough to 865 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,040 kill them. Why would you like to scribe 866 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,240 your kill on them? I Screaming like a maniac. 867 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,920 I run up to him, swinging my flail around and above my head 868 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,800 like a helicopter, and then I choke both hands and bring it 869 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:50,200 down upon him, crushing him into the dirt and to a bloody pile of 870 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:57,480 rotten flesh from the net crew, damage and bone just muddled in 871 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,880 the. Street with that combat silver 872 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,240 so that's that is that you end up getting word to Captain Zodge 873 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,280 that you've completed the mission and he asks to meet you 874 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,160 at the elf song Tavern again well. 875 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,000 Thanks everybody. Hope you enjoyed listening to us 876 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,520 kill as as much as we enjoyed killing. 877 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,040 We'll we'll see on the next episode. 878 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,680 And don't forget to leave it alive. 879 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,320 Can subscribe and favorite.