1 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:12,440 The Main Menu podcast presents Z&D under the table. 2 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,560 Did you guys see the answer to the Jim Carrey scandal? 3 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,000 I don't know. How true that is. 4 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,960 Jim Carrey's team said that he had been learning French for 5 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,800 weeks and that he was at the event and blah blah blah blah 6 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,200 blah. It I wouldn't be good to take 7 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,640 of. Course they would take. 8 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,840 More than weeks to learn a language, but I. 9 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,000 Don't know. That's true. 10 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,440 But the sitcom that he wrote and produced was called Titus. 11 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,040 All right, I'm going to just watch this video real quick, the 12 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,760 whole thing start to finish. OK. 13 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,720 OK, I'll be right back. All right, we'll tap. 14 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,560 An hour, 48, seven minutes all. Right. 15 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,280 Yeah, I said it was the whole. I said it was a whole special 16 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,840 all. Right, I'll be back after this. 17 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,760 He's not listening to you, he's watched Titus Comedian. 18 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,640 Funny. Comedian Funny. 19 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,480 Kevin Bacon. He looks like Kevin Bacon. 20 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,240 He does kind of look like Kevin Bacon. 21 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,680 New product is delicious humans and. 22 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,360 When you got Mark Zuckerberg beat for like more robotic. 23 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,320 You know what is? Really delicious, you. 24 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:35,480 Descended, I think on your product, humans. 25 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:40,000 I enjoy human product. They own children's hospitals, 26 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,840 but no cattle farms. Think about that. 27 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,880 That's why the big arch is so Dang good. 28 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,920 Because it has human flesh in it. 29 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,640 Because it makes. People crazy, which makes people 30 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,520 crazy in the world. You see a bunch of all these 31 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,160 crazy people. It's because of McDonald's. 32 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,000 I think you had too much McDonald's. 33 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,640 I think you had too much McDonald's. 34 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,640 Well, and I was just watching. I was just watching Hancock the 35 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,360 movie. I don't need to that crap. 36 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,840 You were doing what? He references it when he no he 37 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,280 references McDonald's as being for fat people. 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,280 Oh, I changed the the TM Mr. Master, it's no longer 39 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,960 trademarked. Oh, you're OK, man. 40 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,000 Now it's to the third power. Yeah, it's cubed. 41 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,800 Oh, real, real men know that the the the king of burgers is the 42 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,840 Burger King. OK, true. 43 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,800 That's truly that best. There's Bogle King. 44 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:28,960 Bogle King. Bogle King. 45 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,080 When they stop playing waboo boos and a Boga king meals. 46 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,880 I, I absolutely love the whole premise of that character. 47 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,960 I, I love that he's an alpha male. 48 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,840 Yeah. And your voice has evolved and 49 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,840 gotten better every week. I'm going to smack the quap, 50 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:53,200 buddy. Yeah, it's pretty good. 51 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:59,680 Thank you after after not winning a single ZD I I'm really 52 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,120 coming back swinging. You have to. 53 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,640 We're competing already and honestly I like Jacob more than 54 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,640 Dino so so I'm riding with. You really, you made you made 55 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,840 Dino's thing all about masturbation so. 56 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,800 I didn't even do that, so I don't know. 57 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:13,840 I don't know what. Happened. 58 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,640 It just kind of happened it. Just happens. 59 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,080 It was fun, I get it. And then and then Alex said we 60 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,240 should really be more family friendly so. 61 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,680 We really should. Probably, yeah. 62 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,800 Yeah, I felt that to myself. I felt that when he said that 63 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,000 and literally the sentence I said before he started saying 64 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,800 like we should be family friendly was me saying something 65 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,800 about butt holes or something like that. 66 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,280 That's true. Yeah. 67 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,520 Yeah, everybody's got them though, you know. 68 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,840 Yeah, sometimes they stink. What? 69 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,600 Butt hole. Yeah, most of most of the time, 70 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,600 yeah. No, not mine, but. 71 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,320 I actually have a simple little game I thought of for this UTT 72 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,360 call that let's do it name, name your price. 73 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,040 You know we talk about $1,000,000 but all the time in 74 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,920 $1,000,000. Not all of us are McDonald's 75 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,480 CEOs, so none of us are robots that have millions of dollars. 76 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,320 Some of us enjoy products, yeah. Let's think about some things 77 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,520 and name your price. How much would it take to do 78 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,000 that thing? I I already I won. 79 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,920 And the first person that says 0. 80 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,920 I'll do it for free. Gets a kick in the butt. 81 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,240 All right, how do you do that? All right. 82 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,880 Find a nickel. A nickel. 83 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,760 That's more acceptable. Tax deductible. 84 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,280 Get your leg broken. Am I OK? 85 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,840 Hold on, we have to. Am I breaking my own leg? 86 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,320 Is somebody you have? A leg breaker, you got to sit 87 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,680 there. You have to endure the pain. 88 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,080 Probably with one good sledgehammer hit. 89 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,640 It's guaranteed they'll. Break it. 90 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,960 Fracture is it? Sledgehammer. 91 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,840 It's going to break your shin. You're doing a shin break. 92 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,160 Oh. Man. 93 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,920 Or or you could choose leg or arm. 94 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,360 No, I'm. Good. 95 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,880 Is it compounded? Is it just break? 96 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,400 Is it like the bone protruding from skin I mean? 97 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,840 They're going to hit it with a hammer and it's probably going 98 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,960 to separate. It's probably just going to 99 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,720 break. Yeah, you know. 100 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,000 No, I'm good. So well, these stipulations 101 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,440 because I was going to ask, is it like a saw contraption type 102 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:17,160 thing or is it like I would go to a doctor and get it 103 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:21,720 surgically like broken? No, no, broken the real way and 104 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,240 people break their legs all the time. 105 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:30,360 So and the and the the cost of it being set back is free plus 106 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,600 money that you get on top of it. So what's your price? 107 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,800 That would take a lot for me. That would hurt tremendously. 108 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,320 Painkillers are on hand. Let's say it's not a. 109 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,840 Pain that I'm worried about, it's the amount of time to 110 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,480 recover because of my job, that's what. 111 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,800 I think so. Factor that, factor that into 112 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,360 your price. Name your price. 113 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,560 You know, that's what I'm saying. 114 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,240 Well, it could be 10 grand for me. 115 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,320 Hand. That little, huh? 116 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,760 Yeah, it's practical number. It's a feasible number. 117 00:05:56,840 --> 00:06:00,160 Well, you said you said that the medical bills are free, right? 118 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,600 Yeah, yeah. That's covered. 119 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:06,040 OK, and like I can still, I can still do my job with a broken 120 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,560 leg, so. Right. 121 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,320 For me, it would be more because I'm one of the only people at my 122 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,720 plant who can do my job and I need my legs. 123 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,040 Yeah. Because it's kind of hard 124 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,400 because it's. You said either arm or leg. 125 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,600 I need both to do my job because. 126 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,040 I mean, ideally, yeah. Yeah, otherwise I just cannot do 127 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,440 my job. I think it's, I think it's very 128 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,640 honorable that you both are concerned about, you know, still 129 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,280 working your job. Oh, it is, well, real life. 130 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:40,240 It's kind of the thing where if I, yeah, it's sustainable and 131 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:45,160 not only that, I don't have medical leave on my plan. 132 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,320 Like everything is just taken out of PTO. 133 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,160 Yeah, we, but I want the multi billionaire that's going to 134 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:56,280 break my leg to want to do it. If I be like $10 billion, I'd be 135 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,000 like that. No. 136 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,640 And then I miss an opportunity for 10 grand. 137 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:04,840 I'll do, I'll do. It's either 2 packages. 138 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:08,120 It was it's either 5050 thousand, well, just straight up 139 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:13,120 or 20,000. And I keep all my PTO OK, that's 140 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,480 how much I value it. I need my days off. 141 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,400 You just factor, you know, all your money into the pay. 142 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,240 True. So if said individual comes to 143 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,240 me and says hey how much can I pay you to break your leg? 144 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,320 Name your price? Well, obviously you want this 145 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,160 leg broken #1 allegedly. Maybe he's a. 146 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:38,000 Leg that could be, but if he wasn't broke that bad, he's 147 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,320 going to pay. You know what I ask. 148 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,560 I'm not doing it for 10 or 50,000. 149 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,480 Dollars. Forget what? 150 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,280 OK, So what if it's someone? What if it's someone who is 151 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,120 like, really rich and they need to go to like a business 152 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,960 meeting, but the only way to get out of it is they have to like, 153 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,520 go to the hospital, but then they have to fraud it? 154 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,880 Yeah. And because they do not want to 155 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,160 go to that meeting or what what have you like, something 156 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,560 happens. Well, I really don't want to. 157 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:08,320 I feel like if if I let somebody pay me money for that, I feel 158 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,720 like that's defrauding my character as an individual and 159 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,560 my pride and yadda, yadda, yadda, so on and so forth. 160 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,280 No, no, no man, I'm not generally for sale. 161 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,000 However, if that's the way you're going to be and that's 162 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,080 the question you're going to ask me of some kind of 163 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:27,880 ridiculousness like that, then you're $1,000,000 straight up 164 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,520 because I'm not trying to get crazy. 165 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,120 But you're going to pay me $1,000,000 because you're going 166 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,320 to pay me and I'm not going to have to worry about working 167 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,039 again because I can take that $1,000,000 and I can make money 168 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:39,159 with that $1,000,000 to sustained me for the rest of my 169 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:43,240 life. Let's say the the lowest. 170 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:47,040 Any more? Going to get a deal, so you got 171 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,280 it low. You try to go as low as you can 172 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,320 and the lowest bidder is gonna get the money and all this stuff 173 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,960 happened to him. Well, then I'm not worried about 174 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,720 it then. I'm not breaking my leg. 175 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,880 A. $1,000,000 to either you're going to say well I'm going to 176 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,240 go to your son and break it for 10,000. 177 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,720 Well, I mean, exactly. I think that's silly. 178 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,480 So OK, I guess if he really wants you to break his legs. 179 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,000 I mean this whole game and podcast is silly but. 180 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,680 He's young, he can bounce back easier. 181 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,120 So people break legs all the time. 182 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,720 We'll be fine. If you don't want me to break my 183 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,160 leg, give me 10,000. Or you do it. 184 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,120 Yeah, you take the money and you can do it. 185 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,440 Save your son. Or you can pay me 10,000 to not 186 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,520 break your legs. That's what I'm saying. 187 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:29,520 What? What that's? 188 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,840 Honestly, the way I would prefer to to phrase it, you can pay me 189 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,520 10 grand or I'm just going to break your leg. 190 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,600 Well. Danny, not the. 191 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,640 Whole like like talking to your son type of thing like if you 192 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,280 do. No, I'm not talking about him. 193 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,200 I'm not breaking my sons leg. He's amazing. 194 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,120 I'm not hurting him. How much would it cost for you? 195 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,080 Whoever tries to hurt him? How about that? 196 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,960 That fellow's going to pay me 10 grand just so he, you know, for 197 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,120 me to let him live because he talked about hurting my son. 198 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:02,560 So, listeners, just save up, sorry, GoFundMe for 10 grand and 199 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,080 then I'll that. Sounds fair. 200 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,000 That sounds. Do you have? 201 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 My medical. Belt a little, a little lighter. 202 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,520 There's a little lighter you put in stockades for a night. 203 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,560 How much money would you take? Stockade for a night. 204 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,280 I'll do that for 10 grand. 10 grand. 205 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,800 All right, Remember, winner goes to the lowest bidder. 206 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,040 For a whole lot for. One night there's a basket of 207 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,600 tomatoes and people say people are told that you, I don't know, 208 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,000 robbed a store, nothing with kids, OK, but that you committed 209 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,560 a crime and people get to throw tomatoes at you, You. 210 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,600 Started a fight at the bar at the Tavern. 211 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,640 People might not want to throw tomatoes, but the basket's 212 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,040 there. How? 213 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,000 Many hours. All night. 214 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,720 So 12 hours, let's say. The let's say the end of a work 215 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:50,000 day, you know, 5:00 PM to 7:00 AM. 216 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,640 OK, so 14 hours that's. 10 hours. 217 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,400 That's a long. That's 14 hours. 218 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,440 However long it is, that's a long time. 219 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,920 It's all night. It's all night. 220 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,400 Sun goes down and it comes back up. 221 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,400 That's the worst part of it, I think, save the humiliation. 222 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,280 Just crouching there. Hands, hands. 223 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,080 And it's the thing where your head is in and your hands. 224 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,680 Are for 1500 bucks. 1500, yeah. OK. 225 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,120 It's one bad night, you know. It's it's $100.00 an hour, 226 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,560 hundred a $100.00 an hour. You're going low. 227 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,640 I think that's fair. I would, I would. 228 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,680 I would honestly do it for 1000. I'm I'm gonna fall asleep. 229 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:35,200 That's I'll do it for 888-8800. Well, I'm not going any worse 230 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:38,320 than you guys your. Back starts acting up. 231 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,200 You're crouched. Oh, I'm going to be dying. 232 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,280 I'd do it for 2 grand so I know I'm not going to get it. 233 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,640 I'm I'm the young 1 here so I have an advantage in that 234 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,680 SO500500. I'm not doing it. 235 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,800 I mean, it's a it's one bad night, but that's a pretty bad 236 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,720 night. It's not. 237 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,320 Bad 500 bucks for 14 hours. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be able 238 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,960 to sleep, but there's people are coming by and throwing tomatoes. 239 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,760 In the middle of the night, they're done throwing tomatoes, 240 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,360 like at 9:00 PM. Yeah. 241 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,880 I doubt it. Until it starts. 242 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,680 It starts back up after 2:00 AM because that's when all the 243 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,360 drunk people get out. No, not again. 244 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,600 Would that hurt like a lot like? No, I don't. 245 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,800 Think so if it gets in your eye I would say so, but. 246 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,600 Yeah, then the flies start coming out. 247 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,360 Yeah, it depends on the time of year. 248 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,200 Boy, that would be honestly, that would be horrendous. 249 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,520 No, because flies are going to be mostly asleep. 250 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,480 You're you might have some other bugs, but. 251 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,640 I don't know, I went camping. Bugs don't sleep. 252 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,560 Yeah. Sure they do. 253 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,200 Always awake. Now they were in my dream. 254 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,080 I, I saw them in my, in my dreams, because when I was, when 255 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,560 I put the, the net, the netting down, they would just hang out. 256 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,600 It was like prisoners on, on the bars, you know, they'd hang out 257 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,560 sitting there staring at me, tearing on a conversation. 258 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,880 I'm like, go away. He'd come back. 259 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,880 I dreamt about him that night. Speaking of prison, one month in 260 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,840 jail. A month in jail. 261 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,280 A month. In jail, do I keep my job? 262 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,280 No, hold on. I can I get visitation OK? 263 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,080 You can call them. OK. 264 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,720 Yeah, you keep it. You go back to work after like 265 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,080 nothing happened. But I'm doing it. 266 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,600 I'm basically doing a Mr. Beast challenge. 267 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,480 What a real life though. There's like a real life prison 268 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,000 like where the prisoners are like they did hard time. 269 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,880 Do you like prison, not jail? While you're in there. 270 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:33,440 Prison, not jail well. For a month, yeah. 271 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,440 Yeah, probably. If we're in jail, not a big, not 272 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,440 not that big of a deal. Like I could probably make some 273 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,040 friends in jail. Well, let's. 274 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,480 Make it get your own. You'll get to prison like. 275 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,160 Cell month in prison. Month in prison changes at all 276 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:46,560 I'm. Too. 277 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,680 I'm too pretty to be in prison. What's to? 278 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,240 Figure out what we're doing. We're doing like we're doing 279 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,240 like white collar prison not. Maximum security, but middle 280 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,440 crown. Like, are we doing like Galene 281 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,760 Maxwell Prison. No. 282 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,680 Guantanamo Bay? No, we wouldn't. 283 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,560 How would we die? We're we're we're not in a 284 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,440 tennis. Yeah, we're not, we're not in a 285 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,400 prison. No, no, no, we're not in a 286 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,680 prison. Right, right. 287 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,040 So yeah. I'm middle of the ground. 288 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,120 Oh, middle. Middle, medium, middle security. 289 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,240 Not maximum. Yeah, it's just medium. 290 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,560 You still got. I feel like if you're a. 291 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,080 Gallery. I feel like you're some medium. 292 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:27,160 You have some violent criminals. And you got to deal with people 293 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,120 you know. It's not, it's not so much like 294 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,640 the, the violent criminals. I mean, yeah, that's a that's a 295 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,840 deal, but it's not like the worst thing. 296 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,160 The worst thing for me would be as if somebody wanted to get up 297 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,360 on my face and try to try to punk me. 298 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,480 I, I just, I, I, I don't back down. 299 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,000 I hate bullies. And so I'd probably end up 300 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,040 getting in several fights. I'd probably end up getting 301 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,240 myself hurt pretty bad. I'm just, I'm just being honest. 302 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,000 Yeah, in real prison, I probably would. 303 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,440 That's how I would. I would probably walk in and 304 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,840 just it's not in my nature and I don't know if I could do it, but 305 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,440 I, I know like the right thing to do would be to just walk in, 306 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,880 find the biggest, baddest guy and just start laying into him 307 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,560 with everything that I have. I would not do that. 308 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,640 But I don't think that's a good idea either. 309 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,880 I don't know if there's AI mean I'd rather, honestly, if I'm 310 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,160 being honest, I'd rather just get in there and make some 311 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,160 friends, you know, and you know, yeah. 312 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,280 I'd stay low. But I, I just, it's hard to 313 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,960 tell. It's hard to tell what you're 314 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,840 going to encounter. Yeah. 315 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,240 And you can be ready for it. You can have connections on the 316 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,360 outside. I mean to do what to make. 317 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,880 Friends Easy, easy way to make friends, you know, hey watch my 318 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,360 back are conjugal. Visits allowed? 319 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,800 No. For one month, no. 320 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,560 Two million, 2 million. 2,000,000 for one month. 321 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,080 Yes, in a prison, yes, I'm going. 322 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,320 I'm going to be like fighting a lot. 323 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,360 I, I can't, I can't disagree with you. 324 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,120 I I I feel like 2,000,000's a little too much but. 325 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:57,360 I would do a month for $15,000. For 15. 15,000 a year. 326 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,920 It's a month that's 15. KA month a month in prison would 327 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,200 be like 6 years. I I couldn't do it for 15 grand. 328 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:04,960 I. Guess you would Time moves. 329 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,600 Time moves a little differently in in prison then. 330 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,600 That's true. That's true. 331 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,160 If I could pretty much keep to myself and all that, yeah, 332 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,000 maybe. But it's the, it's the, not no, 333 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,800 that's. What I would try. 334 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,880 To do, I would do. Well, First off, you're not 335 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,400 going to. So you're a fish. 336 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,920 You're new. Everybody knows that. 337 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,480 Yeah, you're, you're automatically and you're, you're 338 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:29,560 not laying low. I would do mine for 50 grand and 339 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,240 I would get in a fight the very first day, a national doodle 340 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:37,000 fight so bad that I'm thrown in solitaire for the rest of. 341 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,200 The day or in the Infirmary. So yeah. 342 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,920 Either way, either way, I'm out for the month 50 grand. 343 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,960 That's probably where I would end up and do it. 344 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,040 I'd either. I'd either. 345 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,160 I don't mind fights, I'm good with it. 346 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,800 I, I don't hate the idea. I don't really, I don't really 347 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,760 want to hurt somebody. But I mean, if I have to, I'm 348 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,840 going to get everything I have and I'm probably going to end up 349 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,120 hurting somebody. I could, yeah. 350 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,480 If they have a Shiv, I mean, you're dead. 351 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,000 I could. I could kill them too. 352 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,800 So a Shiv. Well then, man, life in prison, 353 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,240 then you. The only thing I'm concerned 354 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,319 about is if there's a razor no and there can't be any 355 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:16,200 consequences from anything you have happen. 356 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,760 And if there's consequences, forget it. 357 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:22,280 There's no way 5015 or $50,000 isn't enough. 15. 358 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,680 Some other man, my boyfriend, okay. 359 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,840 That's about the only way you're going to. 360 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,360 Say I go in, I go in. I sit at the whitey's table. 361 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,560 Wow, you got you guys. Watch out, Watch my back. 362 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,760 I don't know what I'm doing here. 363 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,840 But I hold on while I get. This Aryan tattoo on me. 364 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,800 Yeah, I got, I got money and I can get you all stuff so. 365 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:50,440 Listen man, I'm getting. 15 GS $15,000 Yeah man, I'll buy all 366 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,240 I'll buy random scores for. All y'all enticing dude I said 2 367 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,400 million. I can just say like, hey, I get 368 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,520 out of here in a month, I get $2,000,000. 369 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,960 I'll give you guys 50K to to guard me. 370 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,680 Honestly, you could, you could do that too. 371 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,240 You could walk in and you could walk up to, you know, a big bet 372 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,720 if you, if you were getting enough money, you could say, 373 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,680 hey, man, like you know, I'll put, I'll put ask 5 or 6 guys, 374 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:19,360 I'll put, you know, 10 grand on each of your, your, your, your 375 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,080 commissary card or whatever. You know you protect me for a 376 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,960 month. What if there's a limit for that 377 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,800 in prison? Oh, I'm sure. 378 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:31,960 OK. Keep it lighter dressing drag 379 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,200 for a week. Dressing drag. 380 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,560 No, yeah. When we how far in the drag? 381 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,200 Like do I have to wear you wearing? 382 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,160 You wearing a dress. You wearing. 383 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,720 You wearing. I'm a stick in the mud. 384 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,760 Wearing a wig. Yeah, you got to wear a wig. 385 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,160 You got to do the if you're OK, look it. 386 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,480 If you're going to dress in drag, you got to do the whole 387 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,880 thing and you got to make yourself look like a woman. 388 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,320 He's absolutely from. Makeup. 389 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,440 Women's lipstick. I mean, you're wearing. 390 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:02,920 So I will dress up like Erica. Erica Kirk. 391 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,480 Yeah, so I can walk around like this all week. 392 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,640 Yeah. This those eyes, man, those eyes 393 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,720 look like they could kill you all by themselves. 394 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:20,920 Do it for for a week. That's a long time and what are 395 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,600 people going to say? Well, you said a week, I don't 396 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,040 have to go. Anywhere I was just going to say 397 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,280 I'll work, I would take a week off of work. 398 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,520 I could take a week off of work. Go to another town for 399 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,840 groceries. And say PTO have all my 400 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,000 groceries delivered to. Me. 401 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,200 I'm good. I wouldn't. 402 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,800 Go. I'd do it if I wasn't think of 403 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,200 that honestly. I don't like wearing stuff 404 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,080 around the house that is not not comfortable. 405 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,840 It's. A dress would be really 406 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,080 comfortable. What do you mean? 407 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,440 I'm I'm at home right now. I'm sitting. 408 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,880 Draftees on my on my ball. No, I'm showing everybody my 409 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,000 naughty bits. Forget it. 410 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,640 I could put a blanket. I'm a white. 411 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,440 I'd be a white girl, so. I like like stay at home. 412 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,600 I'd do it for 18 grand. 18 grand. 413 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:11,360 I do it for 5I. Do it for 2000. 2000 I got a 414 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,360 week. I have a week off work for 415 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,320 wondering. Listeners, I have a week off 416 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,440 work. I get to feel pretty and wear 417 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,080 makeup and I get to just re ball it all week long. 418 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,400 I'll. Tell you what I'll tell you what 419 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:28,400 I'll tell you what I'd do it my only in 1000 do it for $1000 a 420 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,120 thousand. I just, I just go on by myself 421 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:39,520 the Switch to in a couple games, I want money up front. 422 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,440 I'll go buy it beforehand and I'll sit around dressed like a 423 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,520 woman for a week and and play Metroid Prime for I'm. 424 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,040 Going to be over your house every day taking pictures so. 425 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,760 I'll turn all the lights off and. 426 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:58,560 There'll be. There'll be an EE go off every 427 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,840 time you walk in the door. Stay with this phone. 428 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,800 Flashlights, Mr. Master. I'll just like I said, when he 429 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,840 walks in the door, I'll have an EMP set up because you can make 430 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,000 them. It knocks his phone out. 431 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,920 It's fine. He can. 432 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,640 If he wants to come over and stare at me, whatever, I don't 433 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,080 care. I'm. 434 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,000 Gonna be popping in your window like the paparazzi. 435 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,480 Yeah, yeah. And I'm I'm getting a new. 436 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,520 Facebook profile, I don't think I don't think I can go lower. 437 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,960 Than 1000. I don't think I can go lower 438 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,760 than 1000. The whole week. 439 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,480 Yeah, I'll do. I'll do it for 1000. 440 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,080 I'll get a switch 2 out of it that works. 441 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,040 That's the one I'll do. I didn't think about staying 442 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,800 home. I can do 1500 early but. 443 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,280 OK, Bob wins that one. I didn't think I would win 444 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,080 anything off. For 1000, dress and drag for a 445 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,520 week. I'd pay to see that I'd pay a. 446 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:54,240 $1000 we'll. Pay $333 each. 447 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,200 Little, little do the listeners know these are real challenges 448 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,560 that we are going to do, yeah. I'm going to prison for 15,000. 449 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,800 That was a really dumb idea. I'm. 450 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:11,320 Going to acknowledge that, Joey. I'm going to be in stockades for 451 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,400 14 hours for. $500 for 500 bucks. 452 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,160 Full body wax. But your head, all your hair, 453 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,280 you're going to look like an alien. 454 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,680 Eyebrows. The only thing you keep are your 455 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,320 eyelashes. You can keep those. 456 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,320 You're welcome. Oh yeah, that would hurt. 457 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,680 I got to have my beard, my hair. It's. 458 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,200 Shaved my back, my butt and everything. 459 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,520 Everything. Yeah, I know. 460 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,480 Some people like the body, but you got to do all the head too. 461 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:44,560 No it. Was just how do I do it for like 462 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,480 5 grand but everything like 55 million. 463 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:53,040 Dollars, everything, 5 million, I mean, we roll back. 464 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,280 No, I can't. I can't I. 465 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:59,840 Can't do our our. Our giblets the pain pay. 466 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,880 To have this done though Cheddar, you understand. 467 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,400 The pain of pulling might be out. $500. 468 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,680 The balls. What's the big deal? 469 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,040 You look so pretty in your dress. 470 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,840 I just have my legs and. I Yeah, well. 471 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,840 Graft there is a little. You know what you know? 472 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,400 That would be you. Know. 473 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,120 What the bad part would be literally when it starts to grow 474 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,560 back. That'd be the bad. 475 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,760 Part it'd be 1. Hell, wouldn't it just be hell? 476 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,240 It'd just be your body everywhere. 477 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,840 It's a matter did you start doing crack or me? 478 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:44,520 No, all my hair is growing. But then I'd probably have to 479 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,760 like, okay, okay, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, $500 480 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:54,560 and I get, let's see, I don't know, gift cards, I guess gift 481 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,920 cards for enough to do it for a year after that, because I'm 482 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,320 going to have to keep it up. Just get laser. 483 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,280 Done. Just keep it up. 484 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,880 Get laser done. Give cards that's. 485 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,920 I mean, the only reason I wouldn't is because what if I 486 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,800 want to eventually grow up back and just suffer through it? 487 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,240 You know, I'll get cold. I'm a polar bear factor. 488 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,480 In their price, that would be a lot for me. 489 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,560 I put a lot. I forget that. 5. 490 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,800 Hundred A lot of monetary value on my hair. 491 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,560 I will go no less than 20,000. Yeah, five, 500 bucks. 492 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,760 $5,000,000 I'm not losing my beard. 493 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:36,000 I got rid of that a while ago. What if they did your head but 494 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,920 kept the beard? I mean, I do. 495 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,000 That all the time. Like that wouldn't be anything 496 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,320 different. From me it's still hurt. 497 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,000 It's wack. Chrome different. 498 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,960 I'm still thinking about my family jewels though and. 499 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,160 Eyebrows and your balls. Eyebrows wouldn't hurt that bad. 500 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,480 You'll you'll, yeah, you'll. You'll be happier afterwards, 501 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:59,120 Derek, I promise. Yeah, I don't care, $5,000,000, 502 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:05,760 I can't. $2.555 million. 22 point 1000. 2.5 if I get to keep 503 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:12,360 the beard but. 2020 thousand That's that's that's the lowest 504 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,200 I will go. I was doing it for 500. 505 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,120 Yeah, I'll do it for 500. Heck yeah, why not? 506 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:25,240 OK, this one, some device or something or you have to be 507 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,760 blind for a week, can't see anything. 508 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,120 He's back, guaranteed. Guaranteed. 509 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,280 No risk involved. So you're basically just 510 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,600 blindfolding yourself for a week. 511 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,480 Yeah, yeah, but your eyes just don't work for a week. 512 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,720 Come back after and you get money. 513 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,920 Now you're talking about taking days off of work. 514 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,320 Just take some days off sleep. Maybe podcast? 515 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,120 Yeah, you don't. You can't read books. 516 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,720 You'd have to. Couldn't play games you. 517 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,760 Could watch games, you play games. 518 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,480 I mean the the the amount of like narration and everything 519 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,120 else that goes on. You can play games. 520 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,840 Yeah. Yeah, but it's not. 521 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,800 I don't. Have any options? 522 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,920 To, I mean, there's books, there's, you know, there's, 523 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,720 there's audio books and stuff like that. 524 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,880 Audio books, that's all. A week would feel like a long 525 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,440 time for sure, but it would be over eventually. 526 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,640 So like day-to-day life, I I would not have AI don't feel I 527 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,760 don't feel. I've never actually went blind. 528 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,480 So if there's any I I know I do know there are some. 529 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,400 Was it blind people that we found that that listened to us 530 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,880 before it was something I thought there was something it 531 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,240 was. There, Yeah, there was that like 532 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,720 that, like remote device or something. 533 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,280 That's what it was. That's Victor. 534 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,520 Reader. Yeah. 535 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,000 It was just one to like listen to it, not to like I, I, I 536 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,000 don't, I would not, I, I don't want to say it would be easy. 537 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,960 I feel like it might be, but I don't know because I've never 538 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,000 experienced it, so I can't really speak to it. 539 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I it would not be as nearly as much fun, but like, I don't, I 540 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,640 don't like like in the mornings. I don't, I have no problem 541 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,880 navigating my house. I don't turn lights on, you 542 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,360 know, I, I know where things are. 543 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,880 I could remember, you know, as long as nobody starts moving the 544 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,640 furniture on me, you know which I mean that I guess that could 545 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:14,240 get, I feel like for a week I could navigate that, but I don't 546 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,200 know that could that could be rough. 547 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,280 Let's see. I definitely could not. 548 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,240 I could. Not how do you order food? 549 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,040 On your phone, right? Just call. 550 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,200 Siri, Hey, Siri, open up DoorDash. 551 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,560 Yeah. Hey, Siri, call Pizza Hut. 552 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,480 Hey, Pizza. Hut or. 553 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,400 I was just going to say Casey's. Yeah. 554 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,560 Yeah, yeah. But. 555 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,960 I don't know man, I I. Don't. 556 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,760 Necessarily want the money. But 25 G's? 557 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,360 I was thinking 2 grand honestly but like you're. 558 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:50,640 Grand, you're not lying. You said you said 25. 559 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,360 Oh, you said 25,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 560 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,920 I do it for 2 grand. Will will I get Daredevil 561 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,960 hearing powers? Oh. 562 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,400 Absolutely not. Oh man, I was going to say I can 563 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,960 do it for free then. You might. 564 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,480 You might though, start to hallucinate and it might really 565 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,040 throw you. Yeah, I was just thinking of the 566 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,120 mental aspect because your time or your sense of time is going 567 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:15,360 to be way off. Your like your body's internal 568 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,080 clock will like go haywire because you don't know like when 569 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,440 it's night time essentially. Yeah, I. 570 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,920 Could see that, yeah, that I could see that being an issue 571 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,680 for sure. I say I. 572 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,000 Wouldn't be able to do 10. 20,000 I keep throwing that 573 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,440 number around but that's that's what I value stuff. 574 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,920 Cheddar will do most things for 20K Yeah if you're ever 575 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,120 wondering. Unless I'm staying in a stockade 576 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:43,840 for 14 hours. Bob wins it for 2000. 577 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,120 I've made a little bit so. Listeners, if you're wondering, 578 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,240 Dan will get his leg broken for $10,000. 579 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,360 Derek will be put in stockades as we said, for 500 smackaroons. 580 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,640 Joe would put himself away in prison for a whole month for 581 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,560 15,000. Yeah, went too low on that one. 582 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,800 Bob would dress and drag for a week for 1000 and get a full 583 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:14,400 body wax for his dress, $500 and approving A Toblerone bar for 584 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:19,280 you and Dan would be blind for a week for or. 585 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,600 Bob would be blind for a week for 2000. 586 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,240 Might as well have the blind and the drag and the body wax. 587 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,880 Yeah, just do it all You're. Checking you're hitting all the 588 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,280 check marks. Yeah, yeah. 589 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,120 So that would be 3500 and a Toblerone. 590 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,800 To to dress as dry for a week, blind for a week, and get a full 591 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,480 body wax. Oh. 592 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,160 Man, Can you imagine how that would do? 593 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,480 Like somebody walks in and like I've got a dress on backwards 594 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,680 and my makeup definitely doesn't look very good and. 595 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,800 Hey, can you help me with my dress? 596 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,480 I'm gonna. Get these pantyhose on Itchy. 597 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,520 Yeah, I'd like to learn how to walk in heels. 598 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,360 Learning how to walk in heels while you're blind. 599 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,520 That's wild. I feel a breaking. 600 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,760 You know what, I may as well go ahead and do the broken leg 601 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,200 thing too while I'm at it because I feel like it's not 602 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,760 going to happen and. Then the mental thing's going to 603 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,520 get to you and you're going to be put in jail for a month. 604 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,240 Man, and I'll have to do those things for free. 605 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,440 All right, I'll tell you what put me down for 10 grand for 606 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:33,960 jail, for prison and then lower than me and 500 bucks for 607 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,760 breaking my leg just because that way I can win all of it and 608 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,720 at least I walk away with like, you know, 15-O close to. 15 609 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,280 You're not walking away. You're not walking away. 610 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,920 You're broken leg. Yeah, you're legs. 611 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,080 Brother, you're right. I'm I'm going to be crawling 612 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,720 away or I'll be on crutches. You're going. 613 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,440 To be flying with a broken leg, walking in heels. 614 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,080 Yeah, yeah. Oh man. 615 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,640 Then you're going to be in prison. 616 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,200 Dressed as a woman. Oh man. 617 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:03,320 OK, yeah, but look it so. And you're blind, in prison, 618 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:08,080 dressed as a woman. That's going to go away and once 619 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,720 I get there, I can't dress and drag when I'm in prison because 620 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,880 they're not going to let me. Well then you can't get the 621 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,840 money for dressing and drag. Well come on man, you got to cut 622 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,520 cut a fella some slack somewhere. 623 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,160 Or give me money. Yeah, we're paying you. 624 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,840 We're paying you. Player out here this. 625 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,880 Is I'll do my daddy? 'S paycheck. 626 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,520 Yeah, what? Hey. 627 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:35,800 You can. Go to prison for free just by 628 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,080 committing a felony. I definitely don't want to do 629 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,280 that. Why not? 630 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,640 Why not? Yeah. 631 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,120 Because I don't want to. I'm I'm dating. 632 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,520 For free. No. 633 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,320 Friends for life. That's probably where I would 634 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,680 end up killing somebody or getting killed. 635 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,720 I believe it. It's maybe. 636 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,880 No it's not. It might be lust on his part, 637 00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:00,120 but. Dang boy. 638 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,160 Dang boy. Now if it was, if it was Lenny 639 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,480 that was in prison, well then that would be a different story. 640 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,640 But. He's not going to be going in 641 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,120 prison either. I know. 642 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,440 Well, I mean, because, you know, he'd have to do something to get 643 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,360 there, so. You don't think that he could do 644 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,200 something to get there? I think he could. 645 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,360 I don't, I don't think he would. He's got a family and you know, 646 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,920 kids think about. Well, so do you, but. 647 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,560 I mean, he's. Not answering the prison. 648 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,840 Nobody, nobody I have to take care of. 649 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,920 I mean, everybody be fine if I went to prison. 650 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,360 I wouldn't be. I mean, mom would probably be 651 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,080 happier, like oh man, I'm rid of him. 652 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,520 He got the money. Yeah, she probably had the money 653 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,680 spent by the time I got out. Probably would. 654 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,160 On those $10 TS I mean. I mean, honestly, I, I would 655 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,040 probably be the one like if I out of all of us to go to 656 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,480 prison, I think mine would have the like the least amount of 657 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,320 consequence on my life because you got, because you guys are 658 00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:00,520 married and have kids and stuff. I'm just you're vibing. 659 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,640 Vibing. Yeah, maybe. 660 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,680 I'm just vibing or. Or maybe during that month, 661 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,440 that's when you would have met your, you know, the one. 662 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,680 In prison, true. I'm in prison. 663 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,400 No, I'm not in prison. I'm head of my prison. 664 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,600 His name is Darren, his name is Joshua. 665 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,000 We're. Getting you low Oh. 666 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,200 Man, Oh my. Gosh, I love you man. 667 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,520 I love you too and give me a kiss. 668 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,960 Hold my pocket. Hold my. 669 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:38,920 Pockets. Derek Joshua is like 6-8. 670 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,640 How? Why is he holding your pockets? 671 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,200 Oh, I'm the dominant 1. I'm the alpha male. 672 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,280 I'm alpha male. I'm his man. 673 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,920 I let him get it every once in a while and. 674 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,120 Let's see, I. Don't know what I feel like I 675 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,080 got. I got to keep it spaced out so 676 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:03,640 that the magic stays real. I decided to go. 677 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,680 For a dirty mustache. Look, I don't know what you call 678 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,280 it. It's called The Dirty Sanchez. 679 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,040 Dirty Sanchez, I think that's what it's called. 680 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,679 I think that's so let the beard grow out and the mustache is 681 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,080 just longer. OK. 682 00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:20,719 Are you are you thinking all the way down and doing like a Foo 683 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,280 Manchu? No, no. 684 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,520 OK. This is the way his hair grows. 685 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,440 It's just I had the beard and the mustache and then I just 686 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,960 took it down to like a number one for the beard. 687 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,800 And it looked pretty good with just a mustache. 688 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,679 I never thought so. I'm trying to dirt The Dirty 689 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,920 mustache. I just look like Officer Farva 690 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,360 with a mustache. So I'd pay Officer who? 691 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,239 Farva from Super Troopers. And you have seen it without 692 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,920 paying it so. Mustache. 693 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,920 Yeah, paying it, yeah, he didn't pay me any money when he saw it, 694 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:52,600 because when we. Yeah. 695 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,480 For the trip. Yeah. 696 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,120 You did a mustache. Mustache. 697 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,840 And I tried to convince everybody else do a mustache 698 00:34:58,880 --> 00:34:59,840 with me. Nobody else. 699 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,600 Yeah, yeah. I was like, go your mustache 700 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,400 out. Be hungry. 701 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,120 Oh, for a boys, for a boys I. Don't remember that. 702 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,600 I remember that for. No, it was for the boys trip. 703 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,920 It was for the first camping trip. 704 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,480 Oh, I don't remember that either. 705 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,000 If you would have said that for the boys trip, I would have done 706 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,080 it. I know. 707 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,040 Yeah. Did I have one back then or? 708 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,200 No, I don't think I did. I don't think you did well. 709 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,680 I took photos. I looked through a. 710 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,240 Photo. Remember you saying that at all? 711 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,840 I said it a lot, really. Yeah, I didn't shave that week. 712 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,920 But well, I I shaved it to a mustache before, like before we 713 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:43,600 left. No, so I mean you, Joey and I 714 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,560 were talking about next year's guys trip last night a little 715 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,840 bit. All right, all right. 716 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,680 And you know, I mean, yeah, if you guys want to do mustache, 717 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,920 I'll do a mustache. I'll do it. 718 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,160 Right now so. Yeah, you'll probably by then 719 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,440 you'll, you'll be clean shaving be like, oh, gross. 720 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,800 And most of that I would. Never do. 721 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,640 That I can't believe I ever. Did that I can't believe. 722 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640 You, Dean. Yeah, I was just going to say 723 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,280 that, Mister Master. I'm sorry. 724 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,520 That's OK. I understand. 725 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,040 We're synced. Great minds. 726 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,560 So. Yeah. 727 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,640 So what were you guys thinking about? 728 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,960 Yeah. We just thrown out a couple of 729 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,360 ideas. I asked him how far away 730 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,960 Deadwood was from him because I thought Deadwood, like South 731 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,520 Dakota, would be cool to spend, you know, a week in the cowboy 732 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,800 country, the Black Hills and all that. 733 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,480 And for us, that's not too terribly far away for. 734 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,160 It's about 8 1/2 hours for us, but for Joe it's like 14 hours, 735 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,280 right, 15? Hours. 736 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,160 Yeah, it's, it's, it's really far away, Really far away. 737 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,120 Oh, must be. Must be further up in South 738 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,080 Dakota then. It's like on the edge of 739 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,160 Wyoming. Oh, that's why, OK. 740 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,600 Yeah, it's super far. I would just lie. 741 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,880 And then what else did I say? Oh, the Ozarks wouldn't be 742 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,080 terrible. Or like Arkansas wouldn't be 743 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:05,280 terrible. And then Hawking Hills, Ohio 744 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,640 would be kind of cool. Ohio. 745 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,240 It's a Hawking. Hill, it's like a big park 746 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,960 there, like a State Park, but it's like it's the foothills of 747 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:20,880 the Appalachians. And so there's a lot of really 748 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,160 cool things there, like a lot of cool hikes and waterfalls and 749 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,920 stuff like that. Like skinwalkers? 750 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,800 Allegedly. Skinwalker Hunting. 751 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,440 Allegedly, the Grass Man lives in the area. 752 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,240 I don't know if you know what the Grass Man is, but 753 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,240 essentially he's a. Grass Man. 754 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,880 He's he's Bigfoot, but he's like Grayer and he's a little taller 755 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,920 than Bigfoot. Taller than Bigfoot? 756 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,120 Yeah, like he's like 9 foot instead of 8 foot. 757 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,320 I love fan fiction, Question Mark. 758 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,880 No, he's a. Subspecies. 759 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,920 Isn't he portrayed as more violent than Bigfoot as well? 760 00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,000 Yes, he is also more violent, like he does not like people and 761 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,960 like whereas Bigfoot like avoids people. 762 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,080 Grassman allegedly like goes after people. 763 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,680 Like, get away from my territory. 764 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,280 That would be cool. Hey guys, we found Bigfoot man. 765 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,360 Oh no, it's a grass, man. Oh no, that's a grass man there. 766 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,960 You got you want to smoke with? Me.