1 00:00:10,780 --> 00:00:14,860 The smell of whiskey wafts the air as it swirls around and it's 2 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:18,220 glass snakes. King Clyde peers from his 3 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:22,420 cliffside home upon his town of Lone Tree Ridge, silently 4 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:24,940 admiring another sunrise over the town. 5 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:28,860 The people look to him as it pleases him to be taking the 6 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:33,560 reins in their lives. The minds of Lone Tree Ridge sit 7 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,400 in the corner of his eye, and as footsteps approach behind him 8 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,880 while he sits gazing out the window, he struggles not to 9 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,840 steal another glance at those caves, eagerness billowing up in 10 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,720 his gut. What is it, Eugene? 11 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,560 Can't you see I'm enjoying the sunrise? 12 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,760 Yes, Sir. I, I, just the miners, they're 13 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,200 planning an uprising, A rebellion against you. 14 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:03,480 Eugene says, fear in his throat. Clyde thinks this over for a 15 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:08,320 moment, is back to Eugene, who's able to see the reflection of 16 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,760 his face in the glass window. Is that all? 17 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:16,920 Snakeskin sneers from behind his whiskey, wisdom in his voice but 18 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,280 not in his words. Yes it is, but it's move more 19 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:25,480 funds into keeping them happy, keeping them fat and quiet. 20 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,080 Clyde snaps halfway, turning to his advisor. 21 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,040 From their new found wealth in their pockets, from what they 22 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,720 find in there, they'll have little to complain about. 23 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,000 All in time, Eugene, All in time. 24 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:19,120 The Welcome Welcome to 1 Pack just made me podcasting 25 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,960 featuring. She was indeed. 26 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,600 We're back at it again with some dead revenge set. 27 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,000 Hey, Dang it. Close enough. 28 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:34,200 And go ahead and take her away, Mr. Joe, Master. 29 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:40,280 So I have forgotten that in episode 2, I believe Colt got a 30 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,520 special pistol. Yeah, just put that in your 31 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,640 inventory. I apologize. 32 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,040 Completely forgot. All right, so you have that now 33 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:53,040 for the listeners. He received from that bad guy a 34 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,280 volcanic pistol. And what that does is it's like 35 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:00,120 any other. Well, it's not a revolver, 36 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,440 actually. I don't know how many rounds it 37 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:08,200 holds, but you when you roll any 6 in your roll, it does 2 points 38 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,280 of damage or if not hitting them directly, it can hit guys 39 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,880 through cover for one point of damage if you roll A6. 40 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,120 So that's pretty cool. But yeah. 41 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:24,280 And to recap from last time you guys ventured into the town of 42 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:30,680 Old Boulder in search of money. You slayed A bounty by the name 43 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,320 of Benedetto Rossi, and he seemed like he was ready to go. 44 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:40,920 And he went, certainly indeed in a cinematic duel between him and 45 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,920 Quentin Questo or Queso. However, however you say his 46 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,440 name. Quintin. 47 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,080 Just just Quintin. Yep. 48 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,920 He has. He does have a last name. 49 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,520 No. When you when you're. 50 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,720 Born. Or enchilada or something like 51 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,520 that. No, you made that up. 52 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,960 Salsa Verde. OK, no, when you're born from 53 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,600 the sea, you don't need a last name, Hugh. 54 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:09,120 Aye, but anyway, he slayed this guy at the bounty and you'll 55 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,320 still be able to collect the winnings on that. 56 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,320 I believe you said you had his head in a bag. 57 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,880 Aye. So you can go ahead and add that 58 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:21,880 to your inventory. I suppose that'll take up two 59 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:26,440 slots. And with with no further ado, 60 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,600 we'll pick up where we left off, where the sheriff of Old Boulder 61 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:35,120 has asked you to step into his office in the Sheriff's Office. 62 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,840 And he shuts the door behind you. 63 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,600 It's kind of a old dusty building. 64 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,600 You can hear voices on the outside, if you recall. 65 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:48,240 The townspeople are angry with the sheriff, so he kind of says 66 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:53,520 to you, you know, thanks for meeting me here in my office. 67 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:59,280 I have a suspicion y'all were looking to, you know, make a 68 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:02,520 little bit of money and I could use y'all skill. 69 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,080 Y'all surpounding hunters, right? 70 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,640 For the most part. Yeah. 71 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,240 I'll take it. Kind. 72 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:13,000 Kinda. Anyway, I suppose I should I 73 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,600 should introduce myself. My name's Hector. 74 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,520 Hector Santa Luma. I'm the sheriff of this. 75 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,640 Town Mexicans are out here. I'm a white man. 76 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,600 Oh, sorry, Hector. Yeah, it's all right. 77 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,800 I get that a lot. Our town is very diverse, but 78 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:33,720 we've been expanding rapidly and I've recently had made the 79 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:38,440 choice to stop expansion of the town because of the natives, 80 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:43,560 chiefly the chief of the natives, right across the river 81 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:48,760 there, the Wanapoke River. He, he, that's what I'm saying. 82 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,040 It's a strange name for a river. I didn't name it, but Chief 83 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:58,280 Rolling Pig wants to poke a hole in my plan to expand the town. 84 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:03,800 He says they were intruding on his territory and I think that's 85 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,680 a bunch of hogwash. Is Jack pun intended? 86 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,520 Until we've. What's that? 87 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,360 I asked if that was pun intended. 88 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,960 No, I I ain't good to know none of that. 89 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,760 Humors, humors. But I've ceased production of 90 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,960 expanding the town in fear of, you know, the people lashing out 91 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,880 or the natives lashing out. I'm just looking for some kind 92 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:30,600 of resolution or maybe somebody to take care of the natives, if 93 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,960 you know what I mean. What are they taking care of 94 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:37,280 for? I mean, I mean, they're just 95 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:40,680 kind of a nuisance around these parts and maybe they need to. 96 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,840 You want us to pay? Murderers. 97 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,440 To live happy, successful lives, I mean. 98 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,240 Technically, we are. He wants an easy way out. 99 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,520 If y'all's are morally conflicted, I can find somebody 100 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:57,800 else, but I was hoping we could find maybe some resolution If, 101 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,000 and you don't have to kill them. I'd hate for a bloodbath to 102 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,200 ensue, but if it comes to that, it comes to that. 103 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaking of money. Yes. 104 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,840 How much and you're willing to part with? 105 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:16,400 Well, I can open my coffers and give probably 500 De Niro. 106 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,680 It's a lot of the balloons. It is and we're expanding. 107 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:26,440 So we'd be happy to do further business with you if in this is 108 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,240 resolved. I I whispered. 109 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,200 A cult. You I. 110 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,640 Was gonna talk to. You. 111 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,000 I was going to send Adm through discord. 112 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,200 Oh, OK. What's a no discord? 113 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,920 What is a discord there? Sure is a lot of discourse in 114 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,160 this town. Well. 115 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,840 Sheriff. Yes. 116 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,240 We are professionals. I was hoping you are. 117 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,960 We have a professional price, you see. 118 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,760 Sure. Oh, I'm willing to barter if and 119 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:57,560 that's what you're going for. Our our starting rate is 1000. 120 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,520 1000 you say? Listen, per hour. 121 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:05,400 Depending on how smoothly this goes, I'm willing to dish that 122 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,800 out all. Right, all right about it. 123 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,920 All right, any spits in his hand, any 50. 124 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,640 Per person. He's got, he's got kind of a 125 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,440 weak handshake. He does shake. 126 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:25,120 He's either dead fish, right? Is this right? 127 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,880 As this happens, a A woman in a yellow dress barges into the 128 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,440 Sheriff's Office and she's very loud, very obnoxious, kind of 129 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,480 red in the neck. Sheriff, we got a resolve of 130 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,600 these stupid Indians. We got to get them out of here. 131 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,919 My granddaddy settled this land. It's our land. 132 00:08:41,919 --> 00:08:44,440 We're free to expand on it as we freeze you. 133 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:49,240 Have to work with dish woman if we have to wait this woman. 134 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,120 Kill someone please stop the shrill noise. 135 00:08:53,120 --> 00:09:02,040 Me ears are just ringing it. Was me. 12. 50 Yeah, you. 136 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,360 Got to rearrange your guts to get to her brain. 137 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:11,000 Oh hi mate, draw me sword. I don't want no man. 138 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,640 I don't need no man. Oh, you know what you need is a 139 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:18,160 sword. Can do listen? 140 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,920 Cheryl as. I've been telling you and as you 141 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,080 got the help here, I see and she. 142 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:26,280 Kind of sides out to you. My granddaddy, My name is 143 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,680 Marsha, and my granddaddy settled this place himself with 144 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:30,960 nothing. It was nothing but an empty 145 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,040 field. That's all I want you to know. 146 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,160 It's our land. It's my land. 147 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,640 Technically, I should be the sheriff and the mayor, but 148 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:41,480 nobody wants that. I can't imagine why I don't want 149 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,040 that. I probably. 150 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,200 Because your voice hurts everybody's ears. 151 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,920 She walks out. I hear dogs howling. 152 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,880 Sorry for Miss Marsh's. It's just why I like men all. 153 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,240 Right, I like you. Every town needs one. 154 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,040 Anyways, I've talked to the chief Rolling Pig before. 155 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,800 He's kind of a nice guy and maybe you could all come into 156 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,400 something, but he's right across the river. 157 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,720 I just appreciate it. I'm just authorizing lethal 158 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,600 force if necessary. Obviously, we just need to get 159 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,760 this resolved. All right, fellas? 160 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:21,240 I'll be here if an shootout ensues, all right? 161 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,440 I'm down. Maybe we should have kept 162 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,880 parking tree alive. Yeah. 163 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,560 All right. We head over to the Indian 164 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,080 chief. All right. 165 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:37,720 Felix follows in tow. As you walk out of the Sheriff's 166 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,040 Office, there's people, you know, pleading, you know, 167 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,640 hearing now you're hearing all the buzzwords, you know, like 168 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,920 kill the Indians and, you know, take the land and all this crap. 169 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,600 But it ultimately it'll be up to you. 170 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,480 So you cross the river. There's a kind of a, a little 171 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,120 foot bridge made out of some planks, pretty primitive. 172 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,480 You cross the river and there's some, there's some teepees and 173 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,440 some primitive housing, one would say. 174 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,560 And there seems to be a chief tent among them and which you 175 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,680 would assume is the chief's dwelling. 176 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,840 So he kind of lift a flap, kind of give it a knock. 177 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:15,200 It doesn't really knock, but a, a skinny kid kind of opens the 178 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,000 tent. It's all right this way. 179 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:21,680 And he opened the tent to Chief Rolling Pig himself. 180 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:27,280 And he's wearing a headdress and he's got the English, the war 181 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,160 paint. Thank you, I appreciate it. 182 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,160 And what do you, what do you say to him? 183 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,880 Oh. Hey dude, what's up? 184 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,960 Oh yeah. Oh, sorry, Chief. 185 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,720 Yeah, man was. Rolling rolling pig, but I 186 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,320 didn't know if that was racist or not. 187 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:49,360 Yeah, no, that's my name given to me from my mother and father. 188 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:54,760 Deed rolling pig. Hello, Chief Rolling Pig. 189 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,440 It's a a genuine pleasure to meet you. 190 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:02,800 I am Colt Barrett. You wanted a white dude sent by 191 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,000 the sheriff, aren't? You. 192 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:09,720 Oh yes, well, you see, I am tan kissed from the sun, not so much 193 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,720 unlike yourself. I'm German, so I'm very white. 194 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,120 Yeah, he's really white. I got a pirate. 195 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,080 He's pretty white. I got a guy who's pretty mad. 196 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,320 I don't know what what color he is but. 197 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,720 You wearing a mask dude? I can't even tell. 198 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,760 I'm pretty sure. He's the color of grass, 199 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,240 obviously. Anyways. 200 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,480 Spooky dude. He's brown, Native American. 201 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:37,280 Well, I. I have come to let you know that 202 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:46,680 with great sadness that your cohort piss on trees has passed 203 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,200 away. I mean, bark on trees has passed 204 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,400 away. Lying trees, mate. 205 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,240 Dude what? Who's that? 206 00:12:54,920 --> 00:13:00,560 Oh, never mind. What can I do to protect you and 207 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,880 your fellow Indians from the massive white people that want 208 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,680 to kill you? Listen like this course of 209 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,160 action is for you to leave. Well, we're not leaving, dude. 210 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,240 We've been here for like hundreds of years, man. 211 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,120 You guys just showed up. So what? 212 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,920 Do you think what what makes? You think the Land's yours 213 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,360 though? Hold on, Felix or not Felix. 214 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,080 Sorry, quitting. You were saying something. 215 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:28,160 Oh well. So what he's trying to say is 216 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:34,520 the white men, they want to move and and grow their territory and 217 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,400 they're kind of wondering if there's some way that we can do 218 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,640 that amicably. Oh yes, amicably. 219 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,600 What's that? Word mean, dude. 220 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:48,280 It means if we can, if we can do that, yes, Peacefully, yes. 221 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,720 Quite numb. Very surprised that you know 222 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,400 that word. Quite well educated actually. 223 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,040 That's a surprise. That, yeah. 224 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,200 Thanks. Thanks. 225 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,080 You think we can just You want us to leave and then nothing bad 226 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,000 will happen. Deed. 227 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,560 No, no. So you've been here. 228 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,600 There has to be some way that we could do this together, is 229 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,160 really what amicably means. Good things. 230 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,880 So like. Good, good people. 231 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,560 OK. What is, what are we doing? 232 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,960 Y'all Like, aren't we just like good like over here and they're 233 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,600 kind of like good over there? No, they want to kill you. 234 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,520 So that's the problem, right? Like I've had a few talks with 235 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,840 like the sheriff dude and he's like, hey, dude, you guys need 236 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,600 to like leave that. And I'm like, no way, dude. 237 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,520 And so like he's never going to stop, like trying to expand. 238 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,520 I've had this talk over and over. 239 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,280 Here's the pressure. Have you tried hot box in the 240 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:48,320 whole town? That's a really good idea. 241 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,240 I would do that, but it's outside and it just it blows 242 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,160 with the wind. Contaminated their water supply. 243 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,280 No, no. No, no. 244 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,440 Talking about poisoning the water, Poco no. 245 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,160 No, no, no, no. I'm talking about putting what's 246 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,240 in your peace pipe in the water. Yeah. 247 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:14,200 How would you do that though? Well, well. 248 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,600 Yeah, and then everybody is drinking it and everybody's nice 249 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,560 and mellow and everybody gets along. 250 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,880 Everybody kind of drinks from the river though, I think. 251 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,200 Put it upstream. I don't really care what the 252 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,880 hootenanny you do. I'm just trying not to have an 253 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,640 Indian massacre on my hands one of these days. 254 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,480 My great, great, great, great, great, great great grandkids 255 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,960 going to say he's 116th Cherokee Indian. 256 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,920 So like, why are you doing this though? 257 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,880 I'm not a bad guy. Why are you working for the man? 258 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,400 Is it for money? Is he paying? 259 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,480 Yeah. Money. 260 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,640 Yeah. It's all like money. 261 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,440 Money we have not, but we have like. 262 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,000 Cool stuff we can give. You wrong, kid? 263 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,320 Yeah. Have you ever heard of a 264 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,240 mystical place called Kane Ku? No. 265 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,840 I've been here my whole life. Let me tell you something women 266 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:07,480 as far as the eye can see, Cocaine and Rome I do not. 267 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:12,280 I do not partake in hard drugs. Tell them that there's Buffalo. 268 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,720 There's Buffalo, as far as yeah, I can see. 269 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,520 Yeah, Buffalo, dude. Yeah. 270 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,080 They. Still. 271 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,360 Have re White White since we're talking about money, yeah. 272 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,840 So what if is there an amount of money that maybe you could be 273 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,560 given to go re settle somewhere else? 274 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,320 You know, it's kind of like somebody selling their home and 275 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,520 going to another home with the money that they have. 276 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,480 I. Suppose, I don't know, like it's 277 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,640 kind of picking up a whole like civilization here and moving 278 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,480 like where we can go. You guys aren't used to that. 279 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,960 I. Mean, I guess, dude, like, let 280 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,240 me be honest with you though, Like, let's let's, let's let the 281 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,840 walls down, dude. Like, yeah, this girl, I've 282 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,360 heard her yelling from town. I don't know if you've talked to 283 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,320 her. She's like a really. 284 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,520 Loud shit, girl. She sounds like that. 285 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,640 Yeah, no, that's it. You have talked to her. 286 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,680 Yeah. All right. 287 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,119 So she's like my granddaddy's, like, settled this tower, dude. 288 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,720 She's full of it, dude. Like, it was not. 289 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,800 The land was not empty when she got here. 290 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,560 We used to bury our dead. Like, so their whole town is 291 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,839 right on the verge of being on an Indian like, burial ground, 292 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,400 dude. Oh, it's crazy. 293 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,360 And they want to expand on that. Holter Guy. 294 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:36,920 So here's my idea. Okay, you can either. 295 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,960 I mean, we're like pretty chill, like we're pretty nice. 296 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,520 Like I'm like the achievement. We're talking like Bros, like 297 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,040 like we're pretty cool. You could kill, like, you know, 298 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,960 the town and we'd be cool. Like, I have your back. 299 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,400 Like, if you ever like, had to, like, take somebody out, like a 300 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,520 big bad dude, like, I'd have your back. 301 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,480 Yeah. Do you do that? 302 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:01,840 Or like we could resolve this in another way where we like, scare 303 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,040 the town and make them think that they're like seeing ghosts. 304 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,240 Kind of wondering about that. And then they'd. 305 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,360 Be like, dude, there's no way we can expand. 306 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,440 I'm just worried that the town folk will come and take it into 307 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,960 their own hands. So. 308 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,040 Here's the question. That's a possibility. 309 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,840 Here's the only question. Yeah. 310 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:24,600 Without you, so you don't own like all like the land around 311 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,640 the town, right? Like there's a there's a maybe a 312 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,240 direction that the town could go that wouldn't even affect you, 313 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,400 presumably. I mean. 314 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,200 They can only, they can only expand this way because they are 315 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,200 surrounded by canyons. That's what the American word 316 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,520 is. I mean, pretty much. 317 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,200 I mean it's this country is like ours if you want to get 318 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,280 technical. History is written by the 319 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:53,360 winners, but yeah, so. I think like I'm. 320 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,760 More did money are you willing to give? 321 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,680 Me I I really like the idea of going and scaring some of the 322 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,880 townsfolk, especially that shrill. 323 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,640 What? Balance of a woman. 324 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,200 What if? What if? 325 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,800 Yeah, without. You you went out and we scared 326 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,320 the townsfolk. OK, Yeah. 327 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,400 And then we said, hey, you came out and like, hey, I'm the only 328 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,000 people. We're the only people that get 329 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,920 rid of these evil ghosts. Yeah. 330 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,360 You protect the town and that a way they like you and you get 331 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,600 along. Yeah, they might even let us 332 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,960 like, join them. Or really give you like the 333 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,880 rights to like some some land near the river and then you can 334 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,120 open up a casino. What a casino is that like where 335 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,600 people give you money and you like pretend to give them money 336 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,680 back? The white man gives you money? 337 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,040 Yeah. Kind of pretty much. 338 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,440 And then you can be some of that money. 339 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,680 The year old cope. Maybe we could even get to be an 340 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,480 honorary Indian out of this. I like that. 341 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,200 Maybe I can have a little feather in my cap. 342 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,600 Yo dude, that's racist as hell man but alright. 343 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,160 Oh. Sorry. 344 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,680 Alright, just fine. Alright. 345 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,600 Well, listen, I I appreciate you guys like trying to work 346 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,200 something out like I thought you guys would be like dude, and 347 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,080 then just start like guns blazing, man. 348 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:24,120 I mean, we like to do that, but like, we don't know now we. 349 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,280 Do a lot of money. You really like to burn women 350 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,120 and rape churches, but. Yeah. 351 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,600 What? Yeah, we do. 352 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,840 That's why I mean, we're decent folk. 353 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,800 Yeah, well, well, listen, like, because you asked me about 354 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:43,400 money, like money I have not. But I have some special goods 355 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,280 that you could have. All right? 356 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,240 And it's probably not much. You look like this. 357 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,760 You that your penis you just pulled out, you know. 358 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,160 Looks like this. Put. 359 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,600 Your. Penis away Sorry, sorry you 360 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,400 guys. Like mine I. 361 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,240 Like the show? Oh, Oh my God, I guess. 362 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,200 Well Dang. Why is it? 363 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,520 Why is it that color? I use it a lot dude. 364 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,040 I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. 365 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,040 Yeah, I like that. I like that. 366 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,600 Never mind. All right, all. 367 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,320 Right. Well, like I appreciate it, like 368 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,280 you're probably not going to get money out of this, but. 369 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,520 How do we get? Some stuff. 370 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,720 How do we tell? How do we convince the town 371 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,120 folks that they're haunted? All right, so I've been thinking 372 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,160 about this for a while. I was just about to like maybe 373 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,800 cook this up, but like my guys are scared and stuff. 374 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,800 So like I got these ceremonial headdresses, right? 375 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,680 And the white man, the pale faced dude, they're scared of 376 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,640 them. So I give you these ceremonial 377 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,000 hairdresses and like some white like tattered robes. 378 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,280 And from a distance you'll look like a ghost. 379 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,400 So I'll give you like a couple of these and we'll get like like 380 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,160 a fire. We'll like light a fire. 381 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,080 Why do I recognize these robes This. 382 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,680 Is what? That was from a meeting from 383 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,160 last month. There's. 384 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,480 I didn't get the hoods though. Yeah. 385 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,720 So like it'll we'll wait till nightfall, right? 386 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,200 And we'll have like a fire like by one of you and then we'll 387 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,360 blow the fire out and then we'll light another fire by another 388 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,120 one of you. So it looks like there's only 389 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,080 they'll think like, whoa, it's a tell, a ghost, like teleporting 390 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,440 around, like essentially. What a question. 391 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,560 What are you saying? Why is the? 392 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,680 Why is the headdress have a pointy? 393 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,800 Top. I don't know dude, I just found 394 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:41,800 it. It was a bunch of bodies burned 395 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,000 near it. Dude, it's Pookie. 396 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,560 Trust me, it'll help you. Wait. 397 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,840 Yeah, I. Think I might have an idea. 398 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,880 Yeah, what's up? So those glove, those I've 399 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:56,560 noticed since being here on land with you land lovers, but you've 400 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,400 got a lot of bugs flying around at night that glow their butts 401 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,440 glow. Yeah, like what? 402 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,520 If we yeah, what if we gathered a bunch of those and painted our 403 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,280 face with them, That our faces would glow, make us look more 404 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,000 like ghosts? I mean, I got a Lantern that 405 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,520 like I use at night that's full of them, like right here. 406 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,480 So I don't think that's how it works. 407 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,240 I bet. I bet they could. 408 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,880 Give it a try. What's the problem with troying? 409 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,480 That's a pretty sick idea. Nice so we get a couple of you 410 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,000 with like glowy makeup and then like I have this special horn 411 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,960 and it's. Sounds like creepy when you 412 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,000 blow. It like you gotta. 413 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,640 Use like a raspy voice. You gotta go. 414 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,080 Into the horn and it makes like a really weird sound. 415 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,400 Okay. So we do this, the time is gonna 416 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,160 be really scared, and then I'll come up and be like, I am the 417 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,680 great pirate Robin. Wait, no, that's not the right 418 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,880 line. I'll say say I go. 419 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,640 So I command you go back to the burial ground across the river 420 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,000 and then it'll you'll like run over there and do it. 421 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,520 Yeah, we'll tell the share of Hey, on our investigation, we 422 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,480 found that the Indians are actually helping you by keeping 423 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,520 ghosts at Bay. I like that. 424 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,680 That's pretty sick, all right? I think we should lead with 425 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,040 that. I think we should go back into 426 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,160 town and then tell him that. Oh, I'm done with it. 427 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,680 I was hoping you guys are going to hang out some nightfall. 428 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,840 We're going to, like, smoke this pipe. 429 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,080 I I'm like 18 why is that part for me? 430 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,320 Oh yeah, take. It. 431 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:38,240 You're going to use. It Sissy, smells more pungent 432 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:58,120 than a cigar. If you guys go, you can choose 433 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,240 to go back to the Sheriff's Office and kind of tell them the 434 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:05,920 411 and then wait until nightfall and then you guys can 435 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,040 give this a try. So you go back and tell the 436 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,880 sheriff. I'm thinking about it. 437 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,200 Maybe we should stay here. Yeah, OK, All right, so you 438 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,880 chill with Rolling Pig until nightfall and you kind of pass 439 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,040 the pipe around, pass the fire water around, just kind of kill 440 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:25,520 some time. And now that it's nightfall, we 441 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:30,800 will need you kind of got a careful buzz, but it kind of 442 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,320 helps your awareness. Now we'll walk like real ghosts. 443 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:39,680 You guys paint your faces and then we'll need probably 3 444 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,800 ghosts and then one horn blower who does not have. 445 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:49,760 Considering that that Kronos only has that doesn't have a 446 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,800 mouth I I think he should be ghosts. 447 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:58,760 I'll blow the. Well, he. 448 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,000 Does have a mouth? I don't know. 449 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,160 Does anyone have any musical ability? 450 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,720 No. OK, well I guess I can. 451 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,840 I can blow the whole not pretty good with me mouth. 452 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,680 OK. Yeah, we know. 453 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,240 On women you weird out. You heard of Mordecai's wife? 454 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,560 So yeah, you know that to be true. 455 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,000 Oh yeah, yeah. Monica's wife was definitely 456 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,800 singing. Oh yeah, that was that was a 457 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,080 good one. She was, oh man, she made a 458 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,360 mess. Jeez. 459 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,760 You disgust me. Icky icky anyway. 460 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,440 So Quentin will be the horn blower and the three of you will 461 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,600 be. I think it's. 462 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,520 Only that the. German was the white, the white 463 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,240 cap. Yeah. 464 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,280 All right. So how do you want to do this 465 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,440 every? Spooky goes and start working so 466 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,200 so. You want to get closer to the 467 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,160 town or kind of move in or grab some of the Puncheon. 468 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,880 I mean, how are you? How would you do it if you were 469 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,200 there? I think we should we should 470 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,560 spread out in town and start making a lot of noise. 471 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,280 I was thinking we should just stay across from the river. 472 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,960 The river. Not going to town? 473 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,360 Maybe. Yeah, make it more. 474 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,520 Yeah, make it make. It like, let's go make a foot. 475 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,520 Bridge So you know what I'm Yeah and let's. 476 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,440 Act like we're trying to get across but we can't because the 477 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,360 Indians are repellent us. That's what I was going to use 478 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:40,080 the barrier for. I'll start far away with the 479 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,280 horn, and I'll keep moving up closer every time. 480 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,320 OK all. Right, make it to make it even 481 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,040 more like, Oh my, we can see them and hear them. 482 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,640 What's going on? Freak out and freak out. 483 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,520 You know, that kind of thing. Just make sure that you guys 484 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,000 aren't doing that many all movements, otherwise it looks 485 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,840 like it's just people. Yeah. 486 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:04,960 Point Is there anybody that is going to be positioned inside 487 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,720 the river border to make it look like they're moving in? 488 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,520 Are you all staying outside the river? 489 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,800 We can have one, one person on one side and then we can like 490 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,240 put the fires towards the foot bridge and then light the fire 491 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,520 so that it looks like it's like trying to go towards it. 492 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,400 Well, you see, I think the whole thing we're trying to accomplish 493 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,280 here is that the Indians are keeping these spirits at Bay, 494 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,960 preventing them from getting to the white man. 495 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,040 Rolling Pig, you should be on the other side of the foot 496 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,000 bridge. Yeah. 497 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,240 So if one of them, if one of them were to be on the other 498 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:40,360 side, the Indians would have. Wait, what if one of us tries to 499 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,600 get across the bridge, right, and then running Pig beats him 500 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,440 up? Rolling rolling pig. 501 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,360 Rolling sorry, sorry, sorry. Rolling Pig beats him up. 502 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,120 Oh, you want me to beat somebody up? 503 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,480 Well, like, you know, like, you know, fake, you know not. 504 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:01,320 Like a force push like. Yeah, yeah, like, oh, I like 505 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,400 that. A force push. 506 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,360 I don't know what that means, but it sounds good. 507 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,000 I don't either, you know. We should, we should have two, 508 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,440 two people dressed up as ghosts and then one person screaming 509 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,280 bloody murdered that the friends were taken by ethereal beings 510 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,040 and then they get grabbed at the footbridge and then Rolling Pig 511 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,400 comes up and beats up the ghost. It beats them off. 512 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:29,880 Yeah. Ghosts, save yourself cold. 513 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,840 I feel like this is a reference to something and I don't and I 514 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,920 don't get it. Yeah, it is. 515 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,120 You Americans make me make weird faces in those. 516 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:48,560 Yeah, sounds like WKUK. Yeah, it is. 517 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,920 So the town is particularly lively this night, which may 518 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,840 work to your advantage. Perfect. 519 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,720 So there will be a lot of witnesses. 520 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,120 Spooky. I think Colt should be the one 521 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,440 that gets grabbed by the ghosts. Rolling Pig and you can 522 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,800 basically tell him what to do and and he'll basically do it. 523 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,480 So who is making the first move? Here. 524 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,200 I'm trying to cross the footbridge. 525 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,640 With the help of the horn, I assume. 526 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,200 Yes. Yep, I'll be, I'll be in the 527 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,440 back and I'll start blowing me on. 528 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:32,480 OK when rolls a standard save. Oh yes, I'm with them. 529 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,240 That's me. Yeah, that's you, babe. 530 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,440 It's. Great. 531 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,720 Three and a three. Yeah, Remember you. 532 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,040 Do have great. Great. 533 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,760 Yeah, I do. Yeah, That's up to you if you 534 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,000 want to use it, but otherwise, I was going to say that the town 535 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,080 is pretty lively, so no one notices you yet. 536 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,560 You could just make another check. 537 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,200 Yeah, I'll blow it. Blow on it target. 538 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,960 I blew on it less. Use more of your throat. 539 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,720 Oh right, I'll stick it further down me throat. 540 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,280 Yeah, remember, you got to go like. 541 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,400 Dude, there we go. I should have known I had to 542 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,720 stick it down me throat. A6 in there. 543 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:18,320 So you really dig deep in your diaphragm and it does kind of 544 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,000 sound like a howl different than you expected. 545 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,040 Yeah, it sounds exactly like that. 546 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:37,720 Yeah, so you get some heads turning. 547 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,960 Oh. There it is. 548 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,560 Some heads turn from town and they kind of stand there and 549 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,120 they're frozen. They're pretty far away, but 550 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,080 they're kind of pointing. Cult, this is where you start 551 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,560 running and screaming bloody murder. 552 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,880 And I take off on a Sprint data with my Tommy Hawk in the air. 553 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,760 Your ghostly tomahawk. Ghostly Tomahawk. 554 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,880 Wait, what? All right, I thought was. 555 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,840 Running towards the bridge as like a regular person. 556 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,120 I mean, I kind of like. Be one of the ghosts. 557 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,920 I make it look like I float across the air speedily. 558 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,760 All right, make a save with advantage A. 5. 559 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,360 Do you? When you run, you make yourself 560 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,600 seem to collide along the air and you feel like you're pretty 561 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,240 convincing and you start to hear gasps within the town. 562 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:42,120 Oh oh, is my penis out? You are safely secured within 563 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,920 your fly and you were running at Quentin or rolling pin. 564 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,600 A rolling pig. OK. 565 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,680 And he kind of does like a force push like. 566 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:58,840 Fall back. Quick one of you pop up and say 567 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,120 let me in. I need an. 568 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:06,280 I need spirits to devour. No *** say what man spirits. 569 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,360 Yeah, white souls. I need white souls. 570 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,760 Yeah, they're better than the dark ones. 571 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,320 Yeah, they don't fight back. I don't know somebody. 572 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,960 Do it quick. I'm blowing the horn. 573 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,640 What can I do to assist? Do what? 574 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,040 Just be like I need wide souls and and charge for the 575 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,280 footbridge Where where where rolling piggies. 576 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,080 How do I make myself sound American? 577 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,760 It doesn't matter. You don't. 578 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,400 Whisper while this is going on, but. 579 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,120 You don't sound German either. Yeah, just go. 580 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,040 Shut up Alex, I'm trying my best. 581 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,080 I'll blow me on. Just just say, just don't even 582 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,480 say anything. Just go, go towards the chief. 583 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:52,160 OK, I I walk towards the chief in like like a goose, ghostly. 584 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,400 Matter. Clinton blows his horn again. 585 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,240 And. Keep doing like I'll. 586 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,440 Use it. I'll use grit this time. 587 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,080 Felix, why don't you roll a standard save as well? 588 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,200 Aw. The Dang it. 589 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,000 Can I use a grit? I think I want to use a grit. 590 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:16,920 There we go. OK, yeah, you see a guy stumble 591 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,760 out from the saloon and he starts to kind of saunter over 592 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,080 there. But something that you do Spooks 593 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,360 he stumbles back a little bit, trips backwards. 594 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,239 Rolling pig, this is where you come and force push me. 595 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,320 Oh yeah. Dude, let's do it, man. 596 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,400 That's not good. Oh, that's not good. 597 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,920 It's OK, We're really making this look like it's an actual 598 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,000 battle. So he doesn't really know what 599 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,159 he's doing. But why don't you? 600 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,320 You're falling back, so why don't you make a save? 601 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,880 You fall back rather convincingly. 602 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,920 You throw yourself back. Yeah. 603 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,320 So all all seems to be going as planned. 604 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,960 Kronos. You do hear something kind of 605 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,680 walking behind you in the grass. I spin quickly, kind. 606 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,840 Of tall grass. I spin quickly and draw my draw 607 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:23,360 my slit lock pistol. There is a coyote staring at 608 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,120 you. You said it's kind of tall. 609 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,720 Coyotes aren't tall little baby dope. 610 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,640 Tall grass. There's a coyote there. 611 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,360 He's foaming out the mouth. He's probably. 612 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:33,960 Got. Oh, he's got. 613 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,320 He got he got the rabies. Let him bites you. 614 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,400 Let. Him bites you thirsty? 615 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,440 I need water. You're metal, it doesn't matter. 616 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,280 Yeah, all you have to do is throw some water at him and 617 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,080 it'll scare him. It would still hurt. 618 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:54,760 OK, I want to go ahead and kind of swing at him with the butt of 619 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:59,720 my pistol to make as to not make too much noise and set, set off 620 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,760 the tongue that I am or no, no, no, I'm sorry. 621 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,680 I would like to reach down and like grab a rock maybe on the 622 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,960 ground and throw it at it to try and scare it away. 623 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,040 Oh, just kind of scare it. Yeah, I just want to scare it 624 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,280 off though. I'd say that's a standard safe 625 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,520 if you know how to roll that so that. 626 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,880 One feet. It would be a 2D6. 627 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,680 Yeah, 2D6. 2D6. Now, since no one is supposed to 628 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,560 be seeing me anyway, is there any way I possibly see this? 629 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,920 You could help depending on if he succeeds or fails. 630 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,920 Guy. But you do see what's going on. 631 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,600 It's the advantage of you not being part of the ACT. 632 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:40,040 Yeah, I. SO2D6 you pick up the rock, and 633 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,640 as you're picking up the rock it starts to move towards you. 634 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,720 Not necessarily in a lunge yet, but it's growling. 635 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,280 It's about to lunge. All right, so I'm. 636 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,400 Going to move. I'm going to move to intercept. 637 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,360 You could use grit or let Quentin do his thing. 638 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,240 I'll use grit. I don't know what that means. 639 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,200 Basically do another. Action Devil's luck. 640 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,400 Yeah, it's devil's luck, essentially. 641 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,360 Do I reroll then? Like what do I do? 642 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,880 Would you want to try to scare it again with another rock, or 643 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,520 would you want to resort to attacking? 644 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,400 So you said I picked up the rock? 645 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,200 And it moved. Happy. 646 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,680 Yeah, you. Didn't say it through the. 647 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,600 Yeah, you still, you still have it. 648 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,920 OK, so I'm throwing another rock. 649 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:26,240 Well, I'll throw the rock. OK, you inadvertently hit the 650 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:29,600 coyote in the head, but it succeeds in what you're trying 651 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,160 to do. So it kind of cowers back for a 652 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:37,240 second, but it's still angry. And now it hears Quentin 653 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:42,080 approaching. And Quentin, why don't you do 654 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,800 make a standard save? Well. 655 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:52,560 OK, It's going to switch targets and lunge at you, which is good, 656 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,480 I guess, because you're not an actor in this scene. 657 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,840 It's going to make an attack roll and it does not hit. 658 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,760 It's jaws kind of snap at you, but it doesn't latch on 659 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,960 anything. Oh, bad doggy, bad doggy. 660 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,000 What are you going to do from here though? 661 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,840 You're in active combat with it now. 662 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,400 Yep, I'm using me sold taking his head off. 663 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,840 Yes, all right. The only way to deal. 664 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,400 With it. That doggy? 665 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:31,840 That is a successful role. Your blade flies true and not 666 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,560 quite sever as the head, but pretty much. 667 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:41,720 With the coyotes, hurt and pain whales inflict, the more fear 668 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:45,520 into the town folk. Because now they can hear a 669 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,080 doggy getting hurt. It's possible. 670 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,600 Now blow me horn to piggyback on that one. 671 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,280 Oh yeah, blew me horn to piggyback on the yacht. 672 00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,800 Okay, yeah, initially it wasn't going to do anything, but with 673 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:05,120 the horn kind of backing it, it's people are starting to get 674 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,040 afraid. People are. 675 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,200 How much more convincing do we need to do? 676 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,560 There's a lot of discourse in the in the town, but one brave 677 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:18,400 soul starts to approach the footbridge where the ghosts have 678 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,840 been seen and. The buzz off. 679 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,640 You kind of squint. You squint and you can tell that 680 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,920 it's the sheriff. All right, Rolling pig, this is 681 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,440 where you need to use your powers and then spray your peace 682 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,040 pipe at him so he gets paranoid. You want me to blow smoke dude? 683 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:40,600 Yeah, like a lot. Take a poke bigger than you've 684 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,520 taken before. Just go and tell the chef. 685 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,520 To knock off the bridge, yeah. Which one dude? 686 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,480 I'm confused. The more logical one do that. 687 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,040 Yeah, more logical one. Yeah, I guess so. 688 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,560 Hey, cheap. Jared, don't come over here, 689 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,120 dude. The spirits are hungry. 690 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,800 They're hunger for you and. I'll I'll go ahead and blow me 691 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,560 home again. Like for real? 692 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:11,560 Man. Yeah, I might. 693 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,880 So he's, he's like, he's speechless. 694 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,160 He doesn't even know what to say. 695 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:24,240 The sheriff kind of backs off and walks back into town and you 696 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:28,040 can hear him yelling and you can see him motioning around, 697 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,280 pointing back and forth and the the crowd in the streets start 698 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,040 dispersing and they get back into their homes. 699 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,160 This is where. This is where we break. 700 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,760 Off while everyone's not paying attention. 701 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,720 And with everybody back in their homes, you can go back through 702 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:48,200 the tent and reconvene. I'd say that went really well. 703 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,000 Yeah, good job everybody. You think we got them? 704 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,280 Maybe. You think he's scared? 705 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,120 It's pretty cool. I mean, nothing really went 706 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,360 wrong, so I think we're good. I think I'll I'll play it up 707 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,440 tomorrow like I'll come running across. 708 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,320 I've got an idea. Hold on, I just got bit by A in 709 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,560 ghost you. Got a better idea? 710 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,520 Yeah, what's up? I just tomorrow we run over 711 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,800 there. Oh my gosh we got kidnapped by 712 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,760 ghosts. We went to hell, my penis split 713 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,760 open and locusts. Hi, mate. 714 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,880 Yes, and locusts were flowing out of it. 715 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,520 A badger with a thorny penis had his way with me. 716 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,400 Oh dear. And. 717 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,680 Then my penis pulled open and locusts flew. 718 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,760 Out. Hey, hey. 719 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,920 You know that stuff? You know that stuff's real, 720 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,200 right? Yeah, I know. 721 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,160 I've seen. Emoji. 722 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,360 You like me, Hey, but you do. You're pretty solid, man. 723 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,760 I appreciate the help. I don't know. 724 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:56,440 And he reaches into a little sack and he pulls it out. 3 725 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,120 Obsidian knives, a couple bottles of fire water. 726 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,440 So these knives are blessed, Dude. 727 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,120 The Obsidian knives are basically blessed. 728 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,120 And they do they you can throw them and they return to the 729 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,840 user. I need I use throwing knives. 730 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,760 Yeah, and there's a chance to inflict bleeding damage at the 731 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:25,160 start of the inflicted enemies next turn in combat, and you can 732 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:30,600 basically recall them to you. And there's enough for everybody 733 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,400 to have at least 2 bottles of fire water. 734 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,680 Yeah, which you can drink that. And you roll for Charisma and 735 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,440 Strength with advantage. Intelligence goes down. 736 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,600 Yeah, but your penis will grow 3 sizes that day that. 737 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,200 'D be really bad, I would hurt someone. 738 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,080 I So who's I? I'm impossible to taking the 739 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,000 knives. They're pretty much. 740 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,040 Suited to your character? Exactly. 741 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,200 And there's three of them, so you could disperse them. 742 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,840 Yeah, however you want. Quentin does throw Tomahawks. 743 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,920 I I have quick shots so I can throw 2IN1 turn. 744 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,400 I'll say I don't. Really care I can't use it. 745 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,520 You got that special revolver. Though I do. 746 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,880 I'll take I'll. Take two pistols. 747 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,680 It's. I'll take two and then Quinn can 748 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,080 have one. Right now. 749 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,520 Thanks. Bruno doesn't need one. 750 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,240 Screw the time traveler. It's fine. 751 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,520 It's fine. He's seen things none of us have 752 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,600 never dreamed of. It's fine. 753 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,360 You have mine? Yeah. 754 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,880 No thanks. No I honestly my specialty is to 755 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,480 my point locks. I'm just giving you guys crap. 756 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,920 All right, so it's the, it's the next morning. 757 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,400 You can go and talk to the Sheriff of Old Boulder if you so 758 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,200 choose. Guys, we should we should cut 759 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,640 some of our clothing so that it looks like we're disheveled. 760 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,080 Hmm, Hi. Are you doing that? 761 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:06,840 Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, in fact, in fact, in fact, 762 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:11,200 my taken take that Obsidian knife and and put scratch marks 763 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,040 across me back and my shirt will be just just right through the 764 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,360 shut. Oh wow, they're. 765 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,760 All a little bit of blood. Not a lot. 766 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,040 Yeah. All right. 767 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,680 I'm tough. I can take. 768 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,760 You mean business, but you're just cutting. 769 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,120 Yours. Who's doing this? 770 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,360 Who's doing this to him? Because you can't do it to 771 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,360 yourself. I can't. 772 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,760 Do it. Let. 773 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,040 The gentleman do it, they're really good at. 774 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:37,840 Cutting things Felix roll A roll a save with disadvantage. 775 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,320 With disadvantage. Disadvantage, I said. 776 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,000 They were good at cutting things. 777 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,200 What is it your proficiency? Of knives. 778 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,800 Knives are my proficiency, all right. 779 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,480 Roll Advantage. OK. 780 00:44:51,720 --> 00:45:00,520 Oh yes, that feels so good. So you cut it in a way where it 781 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,880 doesn't happen too bad. To see if you're uncomfortable. 782 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:09,320 Spoiler alert, you are. All sixes across the board for 783 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:14,840 that one. So Quentin's best back gets cut 784 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:20,400 up and you walk into the sheriff's and he's like looks up 785 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,360 from his desk. I I walk with the web. 786 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,560 He kind of he looks up and then he looks back down and he 787 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,280 basically doesn't a double take at you. 788 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,240 He's like what? We had a crazy night last night. 789 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,160 What happened to you? You don't know the half of it. 790 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,720 Oh my gosh, Sheriff. Sheriff. 791 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,160 What happened there? Did you talk to the Chief I. 792 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,520 Tried looking as a brass man can look. 793 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,480 And. Here's what happened. 794 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,960 OK, we went to talk to him. All right? 795 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,400 We we kind of came up with an agreement, we think. 796 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,960 But then here's what happened. OK, we left the teepee and all 797 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,360 of a sudden we got jumped by ghosts. 798 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,800 I know you're not going to believe me. 799 00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,840 I know you're not going to believe me. 800 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,800 Look at me. Back, I swear. 801 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,280 Look at him. You know what they did to him? 802 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,760 A badger. He had his way with him with the 803 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,040 thorny penis. We were all in hell. 804 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,160 Our our penis is split open and locusts flew out of him. 805 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,680 Alright mate, it was the worst ever killed, you know. 806 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,640 What happened? You know what happened? 807 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,560 They kept telling us like, we want the white man's soul, We 808 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,560 want the white man's soul. But we saw Chief Roland Pig. 809 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,680 He was fighting him off. He was like, no, I got to save 810 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,720 the white man. You can't have him, you know? 811 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,480 And he, he came up to us and he was like Jumanji, and he brought 812 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,440 us back. Yeah, so just across the river 813 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,480 there is is where they buried their dead, Yeah. 814 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,320 And so they have to protect that they're, they're, they're 815 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,640 staying there. The reason they don't want to 816 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,800 leave is because they're trying to protect the white man from 817 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,880 all the ghosts getting out and stealing the white man's pole 818 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,240 and raping their churches and burning their women. 819 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,960 I now shoving gold up your bum, Yeah. 820 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,400 Y'all expect me to believe that you is kidnapped by ghosts? 821 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,120 I know that you don't want to believe it, I know. 822 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,800 But look at. It no get me. 823 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,000 Back look at you, Look at. Look at my. 824 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,560 You don't even want to see my rear end. 825 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,120 My anus is tore up from the floor up. 826 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,720 Measure head is way with us with the. 827 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:29,040 How is it that you was susceptible to these dark 828 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:33,120 spirits then? Because we were on that side and 829 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,120 we weren't the right color. Are you saying we're not allowed 830 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,160 to go on that side of the river anymore? 831 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,720 Saying they're trying to protect you, they are there for you. 832 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,360 Yeah, I mean, they're not like there all the time, but when 833 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,360 they are, it's bad, you know what I'm saying? 834 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,040 I guess that makes sense. These men are, they're trying to 835 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,000 protect you and this town from them spreading. 836 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,520 Well, and he kind of picks up his belt with his thumbs. 837 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,760 Well, I suppose that all adds up. 838 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,440 We've been seeing a lot of strange things around here 839 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,200 lately. Town. 840 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:11,160 What'd you see? Ghosts and goblins, all sort of 841 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000 noises. Yeah, well, last night was one 842 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,280 time. There was last year Marsha. 843 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,480 But you know Marsha, she's a loudmouth. 844 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,320 Probably make stuff up for attention. 845 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,080 Well, might not be because I mean we got kidnapped yesterday 846 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,080 by ghosts. Maybe it was the same ghosts 847 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,760 she. Didn't mention no badger though, 848 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,720 so but you know, maybe everybody's got a different 849 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:37,880 experience, I can understand. So one of the things that Chief 850 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,680 Rowland picked up told us is that. 851 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,640 Yeah. Is that one of the the things 852 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,920 that helps them is go they they're able to form like 853 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,760 different artifacts out of the gold to help keep them at Bay 854 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,560 and to fight them. It's weird. 855 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,400 It's like the only thing. It's like a superconductor or 856 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:03,200 something. So I'm supposed to pay them 857 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,680 gold? No, well, you not pay them. 858 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,000 They just need the gold. It's not payment. 859 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,280 Well, I'm paying it. Nobody. 860 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,840 No the. Taxpayer. 861 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,280 It's not really like don't, don't look at it like that. 862 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,000 Look at it like an investment like you're able to spread 863 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:20,760 around, just like you're investing that they're going to 864 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,880 protect you from ghosts. It helps. 865 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,560 It helps them help you, yeah. It's going to be hard to explain 866 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,480 this to the rest of the town people, but I believe some other 867 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,480 residents saw some activity last night, so maybe it won't be that 868 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,840 difficult. I can explain, it's all the town 869 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,120 folk. Wait, what they see? 870 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,320 What they see, tell me. Tell me what they saw. 871 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:41,840 Tell me what they think they saw. 872 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,200 They saw some white figures that looking like dead engines. 873 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:51,720 You're right. No, not the locust. 874 00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,240 No, not the locust. Don't worry, they're not going 875 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:56,920 to come out your penis anymore, I swear. 876 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,680 See. All right. 877 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,600 Yeah, locals came out of his penis. 878 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,120 Like a lot. I never want to experience that 879 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,280 ever again. I see all this blood on the 880 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,560 floor under behind me. That's from me and. 881 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,640 Then I was standing in this like field of poppies and it started 882 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,800 snowing and I started crying and then I rusted solid and Dorothy 883 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,920 had to come. Oh no, it's not out yet. 884 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,360 Anyway, Dorothy had to come along with my oil can and oil my 885 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:26,680 joints and and it was horrible nightmare fuel, I mean. 886 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,960 I want to die just got mare fuel. 887 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,160 No, Yeah. No one knows what that means 888 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,280 yet. That's a that's a modern thing 889 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,480 that they're going to talk about in a game set in the 90s. 890 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:37,320 Don't worry about it. You. 891 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,000 Sound like you've been there already, and I don't think you 892 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,320 have. I haven't been. 893 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,840 Why would I have been in the 90s anyway? 894 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,960 It'd be weird. It is the 90s. 895 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,600 Eighteen. 90s since we. Definitely. 896 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,080 An agreement. Yeah. 897 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:57,040 Did you agree to set terms? I believe you always wanting 898 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,520 1000 well. Yes, Sir. 899 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,920 Yes, Sir. Well, what happens when the 900 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,160 engines come over here and want to take back their land though? 901 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,960 Well, they're, you see, they're not like that. 902 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,880 They're not like that. They're happy with where they're 903 00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,120 at. They did mention something about 904 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:15,040 riots to a casino. Yeah, they can have a building 905 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,560 over there. I don't care what they do on the 906 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:20,120 other side of the wanna poke, that's up to them as long as 907 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,120 they don't intrude on our side of the river. 908 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,360 If they do, though, I'll come and find you and I'll kick you 909 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,360 in the butt. Wait, you did say the wanna 910 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,920 poke? I know all things about water, 911 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,680 or I was born from water. Wanna poke? 912 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,640 The reason they called it wanna poke is because the spirits can 913 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:41,240 take you to hell and poke you. So you don't want to poke in the 914 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:44,320 river? Dangerous mate, it just helps 915 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,800 make sense. Money make a standard save for 916 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:53,880 that. I'll put me money where my mouth 917 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,320 is, all right. I'm using I'll. 918 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,480 Use a. Grit. 919 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,400 I don't believe. Use a grit dogs closer. 920 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,800 I don't really. Believe that? 921 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:10,120 Well, that's just what I read. He. 922 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,040 Doesn't believe it either. Give my brace. 923 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,360 That makes sense. He got he got had his way with 924 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,440 with a badger with a thorny penis. 925 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,320 That bound to give you some weird memories, all right. 926 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,840 Fellas. Anyway dude are we getting any 927 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,280 donato from this? Here's your thousand. 928 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,640 All right. Thank you. 929 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,840 Yeah, if we have any trouble, though, I'm hoping I can find 930 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,880 you I'm. Hoping. 931 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,520 Where's y'all's at? We're over at a Big Horn. 932 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,000 All right, if you didn't want to tell me that's all you had to 933 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:44,400 say, it's fine, I guess. We're just outside of Lone Tree 934 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:49,600 Ridge. But Brother Billy, you said 935 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,600 we're not supposed to lie, Billy. 936 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:58,640 Billy. I thought you were actually 937 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,200 trying to tell him where. Hey, how you feeling? 938 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,040 Oh man, I'm sorry I didn't read the room. 939 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,040 Can you do me a favor? Circle. 940 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:13,120 You shut the hell up. I feel like we are going. 941 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,640 To do that and. Just walk out I. 942 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,760 Appreciate it, anybody. Sure you have yourself a nice 943 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,680 day. This 1000 is going to go to 944 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,400 great use on thick Latinas in Cancun. 945 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,440 All right. Y'all is a strange sort but I 946 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,000 appreciate the help. I'm going to walk away like I've 947 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:37,040 got to rock up me butt. Teen cheeks clenched small. 948 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:44,760 Hanging out. Ow ow. 949 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:56,720 Makes sense that is. What a man that's had that 950 00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:02,840 happen long side. Well, you guys have wrapped up 951 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:07,400 your adventure in Old Boulder and now it's you can either head 952 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,320 back to your camp near Lone Tree Ridge or head down to another 953 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,800 town. Probably head back to camp and 954 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,840 deposit 1000. OK, aye. 955 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:18,680 She can head back to camp and and I'll probably go through. 956 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:23,280 Finally enact my new my new system system of organizing the 957 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,960 coffers. No, I got it handle. 958 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,040 That's fine. Old Killian shims here. 959 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:32,040 We'll do it, don't you worry. I don't trust your system. 960 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,840 I'll yeah, as you guys get back to camp. 961 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,320 What's her name? Oh the are you talking about the 962 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,360 lady that we cut the finger off, I think her name was? 963 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,640 No, no, it's, it's another one. Or. 964 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,960 That one, she's a she's a blonde lady. 965 00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,680 Her name is Zelda and she's British. 966 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,240 She's. What's her name? 967 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,880 She's British. Her name is Zelda. 968 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,040 Zelda. Not. 969 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:03,200 Very British. All right now Colt, I you 970 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,640 haven't you finished through with your adventures? 971 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,600 No. I just had an idea. 972 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,840 OK. Why are we paying back next King 973 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:13,800 Clyde? OK. 974 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,360 I think we should kill him. Will, I appreciate your opinion 975 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,240 and it has been noted. Thank. 976 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,880 You sounds like the voices in your head need some medication 977 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:24,720 my friend. Well, annex. 978 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:25,400 Would. Do. 979 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,680 We're going to pay him money, kill him, and then he ain't. 980 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,840 Going to be doing it. I don't think this debt is ever 981 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,960 going to stop. Well, it's probably just going 982 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,000 to keep increasing. He's a slimy bastard. 983 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,160 You've seen this. Listen, lady, what's your name? 984 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,880 What's your name again? Zelda. 985 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,800 All right, Zelda, Hi, I'm Dutch. I know we've been running 986 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,080 together for years. Let me tell you something, all 987 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,280 right? I need just. 988 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,040 I just need you to have a little bit of damned faith. 989 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,320 I do. I have. 990 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,680 Faith in you. Hold on. 991 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,080 I'm not talking. I'm not done talking. 992 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,600 Have some faith in old Dutch, all right? 993 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,240 We just need a little bit more money. 994 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:07,120 We can get on down to Cancun and we can all leave this snakeskin 995 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:13,400 condom guy behind and whatever. OK, so I'll be giving him the 996 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,360 money then. Just have some faith in old 997 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,040 Dutch. OK? 998 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,920 Dutch has a plan. I have a plan. 999 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,240 Dutch. OK. 1000 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,400 Yes, it's me. Dutch Colt. 1001 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,920 Dutch Parrot. Oh, I just thought your name was 1002 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,280 Colt Parrot. I didn't know yet. 1003 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,560 It's called Dutch Parrot, yeah. Sorry. 1004 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,200 Yeah, it's OK. It's fine. 1005 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,200 Yeah, it's all right. It's not a big deal. 1006 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,000 So are we going to pay him the money then or are we going to 1007 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,440 pocket it? That's the question. 1008 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,800 I'm told. Oh cool. 1009 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,600 OK, OK. How much do we owe him? 1010 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:51,160 Too much. Around 100,000. 129,000. 1011 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:55,440 Toilet rears. So that's a lot of money, I 1012 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,240 think. I think we should be going to 1013 00:56:57,240 --> 00:57:00,320 these towns and and going through and getting help trying 1014 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:04,520 to take this guy down. Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK, that's cool. 1015 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,040 How about you go to the next town by yourself and try to 1016 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,600 write another some help? OK. 1017 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,720 OK. All right. 1018 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,720 I'll wait. No, take the old man with you. 1019 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,520 No, you're a newer. I'm not going anywhere, just. 1020 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,200 The wine, little girl. What's the other words? 1021 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,520 You have value now. She kind of huffs and puffs and 1022 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:32,000 walks away. Dump truck following around and 1023 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,760 we're out of kicked her out. What was that saying? 1024 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,040 She was pretty endowed. It's pretty noise. 1025 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,240 Show me some help. And with that, we'll cease our 1026 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,520 adventures for today. Like 2 coconuts attached to a 1027 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,080 palm tree. But really soft coconuts. 1028 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,040 How do you know? Do I look soft? 1029 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,360 Yeah, they're pretty soft. You know, they could be hard, 1030 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,920 you know, like, you know, like a watermelon. 1031 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,480 You know, it feels like touching a cantaloupe. 1032 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,240 Sweet and juicy on the inside. That's weird. 1033 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:07,680 All right. We appreciate it and be sure to 1034 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,640 tune into the next one where we make the other gang members do 1035 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:46,480 something. The.