1 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:15,240 Oh, Baltimore, the place where the undead thrive in the living, 2 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,680 will live. Let's see if our brave 3 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,760 adventures can solve the mystery of this fire siege, this 4 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,600 apocalyptic takeover, this dead rain. 5 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,640 Welcome, Welcome everyone, back to the Main Menu podcast. 6 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:43,160 The more DND we're back at it again with Dead for Rain. 7 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,640 So take away Miss Rancher. All right? 8 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:52,280 And that's not dead rain, REIGN. That's dead rain. 9 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,680 RAIN, Yeah. Yeah, that's how I said it. 10 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,160 But they sounded. And then description like in the 11 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,720 title, it's like dead like, but it's both the four. 12 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,440 So I'm. Confused. 13 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,440 Dead, dead. Fords Rain. 14 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,960 And Fords. Yeah, dead, dead Fords. 15 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,800 It's like, it's like it's the same naming convention that's 16 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,440 left for dead. Oh. 17 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,280 Yeah, yeah. That's the four in the rain. 18 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,880 Got it. 4 is in is the a? They're like, blame it on the 19 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:20,000 rain. Yeah, yeah. 4 on the rain. 20 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. 21 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,200 Yeah. Fine here. 22 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,200 Oh yeah. Oh. 23 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,320 Yeah. So you, you wonderful folks, 24 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,040 left off with seeing Haggis. I figured I'd start you out 25 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,440 there. No better face to wake up to in 26 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:41,000 my opinion. I could think of at least 20 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,080 million other. No, I no, I I printed out a 28 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,400 bunch of life-size cardboard cutouts and I put different ones 29 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,560 in my bed every night. Wake up to in the morning. 30 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,960 Oh, you poor soul. Yeah, poor. 31 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Soul, Yeah. Pretty much more like my poor 32 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,440 wife. He's like, what are you doing? 33 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,040 Don't worry about it, lady. Don't worry about it, OK? 34 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,280 What we do over here, What we do over here, OK, your. 35 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:15,920 Wife, you're looking. Kind of high, yeah. 36 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:22,920 So as you get done, you see Haggis and he walks away. 37 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,080 Bye buddy. You there was. 38 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,600 We found your dad. So you, you guys, you guys just 39 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,360 kind of hang out for a little while. 40 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,800 Usually you end up seeing Brad Ashley. 41 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,800 Yeah, and usually. Madison. 42 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,120 Guys, take your guys, take your take some. 43 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,000 Take your time brothers and you know, relax and get some 44 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,120 upgrades, go to the shop, you know, whatever you need to do. 45 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,080 You look like he's doing at France do. 46 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:55,400 You so it's like he's taking all the paintings so. 47 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,160 Yeah, his eyes are kind of parted for some reason. 48 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:03,200 Yeah, they're always like that. So Marcus, Marcus ended up 49 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:08,920 putting putting a rig, rigging up his Zeke's butt with. 50 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,440 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's not where I wanted it 51 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,280 to go, but it was the port was compatible. 52 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:21,160 Yeah, not, not his actual, but I mean, he still poops, you know, 53 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,880 but like, you know, on his backside. 54 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,440 There's nuts and bolts in there occasionally. 55 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:30,040 Yeah, Zeke now has a has a rig that will shoot out. 56 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,160 And he has the butt plug now. Great. 57 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,040 Help him to tangle, give him give him +32 and tangle for 58 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:41,160 Zeke. And so you you approach long 59 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:45,680 duck about you because you saw Zeke's teeth and you kind of you 60 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,280 asked the long Duck if he could do the same thing to your 61 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:54,360 shovel, making a making a vibro shovel and long duck, long Duck 62 00:03:54,360 --> 00:04:00,440 say, I think I might be able to do this, but I need something 63 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,240 from you. OK, and I dropped my pants. 64 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,480 Oh, oh, get that out of here. Oh my. 65 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,800 Goodness. I know. 66 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,760 Look at you like that. He just parts his robe because 67 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,600 he wasn't wearing anything under his robe. 68 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,880 Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, what that smell? 69 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,560 Oh, you need bath? You need a. 70 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,160 Hat I don't like baths that freak me out. 71 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,360 Well, you need to take one. I I would help you out but that 72 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,600 gross. So I can I can probably help 73 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:34,240 you, but it will cost you. What I was going to ask for was 74 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,720 a magazine from your plasma rifle. 75 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,440 Not even a. Playboy, I need the, I need, I 76 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,680 need the plasma in order to do some experiments to see if I 77 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:51,440 can't recreate it and thereby reload, you know, reload your 78 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,960 magazines. Oh yeah, I'm running low. 79 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,400 I'm shooting everything. Insight. 80 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,760 I don't know if you guys have noticed. 81 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,720 Once or twice. I don't. 82 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,880 Know if I've ever mentioned it? You have download. 83 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,320 But yeah, it's not like the first thing out of your mouth 84 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,560 every time, but it's like second, no. 85 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,760 Yeah, it'll be second. Yeah, I ask a lot of question. 86 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,920 Yeah, you can take it. OK, so he takes a few weeks and 87 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:21,120 he's able to make your shovel into a vibro shovel and it'll 88 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,880 do, it'll do one die six MDC and you'll be able really be able 89 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,160 to, you'll be able to dig a hole like nobody else's business. 90 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,000 Now, Doug. Boy, that's true. 91 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,080 I've I'm going to dig through the ground with it. 92 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,480 No more, no more rocks will get in your way. 93 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,400 So asking you guys digging? Graves so much easier. 94 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,920 So is there anything else since you know, we're we're this is 95 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,320 kind of like a a short little reprieve for you fellas. 96 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,320 Does anybody else want to do anything? 97 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,720 Go see anything, anything you had on your mind. 98 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,880 Can I myself to not have to roll A1D6 for a random effect 99 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,880 anymore? Yes. 100 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,920 Yes you can. That is negated. 101 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,840 And I want it to be just a permanent RGB sword. 102 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,000 Roll. Roll for it if you can. 103 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,800 If you can hit it with this last roll, which I believe would be a 104 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,840 six. On AD 6. 105 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,360 Yeah, that's what it was, what it was before. 106 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,000 So if you can, if you can hit that, that roll with that 107 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,880 number, I think it was a six. Dang it. 108 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:20,680 Dang. It. 109 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:26,600 Oh well, what's #2. I think that wasn't, I don't 110 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,760 think that was half was that. Longer. 111 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,880 I think so. I think it was. 112 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,920 I don't think I copied it over. I'm looking at my feet now. 113 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:39,800 It is a It is a longer sword. Is it OK if you want to keep it 114 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,440 as if you want to keep it as that? 115 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:45,040 I'd I'd I'd let you do that. I I will, I will, I will keep it 116 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,760 as a longer sword. OK boy, so now. 117 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,920 So now you'll be able to reach 2 tiles with it. 118 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,320 Woo. So now it's basically one of 119 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,280 them that are anime swords. Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically. 120 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,120 Anybody else? Anybody else? 121 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,720 Anybody else I. Was going to say that's it for 122 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,200 me. Everybody satisfied? 123 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,720 Yeah. I don't, you know, if I would 124 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,480 relax. I'll eat the fruit and go relax 125 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:11,240 the RV plants, the LAV plants. I've got to figure out how I'm 126 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:18,600 going to contribute to society. Or mindless killer. 127 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:27,240 Often I wonder so so Brad Ashley calls you guys in after a few 128 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:32,080 weeks and giving you some time to relax and he he says you hear 129 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:37,120 an announcement over the the PA system that he says need need 130 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:40,280 all my adventurers to come into my office. 131 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:46,280 That's not me. I need, I need, I need Wallace, 132 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,400 Walter, Cletus and Marcus to all come to my. 133 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,560 Office that's still ambiguous, probably. 134 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,480 Not me. That's not me. 135 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,120 I've got a new stage name. I'm a pop star. 136 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,400 My name is Ramrod. Ramrod. 137 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:11,000 Yeah, he is. So as you guys head to his 138 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:16,400 office and leave this, as your hand begins to grace across the 139 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:22,520 the knob on the door, you hear on the other side of the door. 140 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,520 Guy, babe, I'm coming. I kicked the door in. 141 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,000 He's got after he kicks. The door. 142 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,960 I slash it down. And then I pull out my magical 143 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,440 force, my shield, and then I've got Dick Cheney swinging around 144 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:42,240 in the air. Oh, jeez, brothers. 145 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,360 Oh, get it. Get out here, Melissa. 146 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,840 Sorry. That's a man that's. 147 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,400 A man, that's life. That's my wife. 148 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,680 No, no, they're talking. I can see. 149 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,960 No. What the heck brother? 150 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,880 First you don't knock and next thing you come like as soon as I 151 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,720 call you, you guys never do that stuff. 152 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,680 Listen, I've been trying for like 6 months to have kids. 153 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:15,560 Well, I almost did. No, that's a man. 154 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,080 That wasn't gay, brother. That was a woman right there. 155 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,520 It was on purpose because you wanted us to prove that you're 156 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,080 not gay. But that was a man in a wig that 157 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,160 was stuck in a man. Brother I. 158 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,560 Was stuck in his penis I. Looked. 159 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,680 At it. He just has a low hanging 160 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,880 vajayjay. OK. 161 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:33,560 All right, that's. Even worse curtains. 162 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:42,920 Are hanging low. Do your eyes so so with that 163 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,400 with that over with, sorry about that didn't mean for that to 164 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:50,600 happen or whatever. So the next thing I need you 165 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:55,120 guys to go and investigate, if you would is is about ultra 166 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,000 cure. There's some people have been 167 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,240 chattering about maybe ultra cure caused the zombies. 168 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:05,160 So maybe this is the one that we were meant to do all along. 169 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,000 Maybe we should have done it to begin with. 170 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,720 No, we haven't done. We did no. 171 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:11,920 Wasn't that the first thing we did? 172 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,720 Nope. That was the wrath of God. 173 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,680 Oh. Yeah. 174 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:20,240 And then it was whether if it was a bio attack and like a 175 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,680 terror attack and the other the second, the second one was if it 176 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,480 was just a, you know, a pandemic. 177 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,880 Oh, ultra cure is what was supposed to cure everybody. 178 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,520 So there wouldn't be any more pandemic. 179 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,280 Oh, we thought that that's what it was, but we didn't go after 180 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:34,760 it. Got it. 181 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,000 Hey, what's the thing with your chest that I'm eating? 182 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,120 It tastes pretty good. I. 183 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,920 Believe that's cork bark. We're a glove. 184 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,600 That's that's not, it's not cork bark, brother. 185 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,960 That's that's that's that's spermicide. 186 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:53,240 This sperm, this side. No, no, it's not. 187 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,720 It's not. Good, good with. 188 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,200 Caramel. I mean, those are those are the 189 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,720 peanuts leftover after I ate my peanut M&M's and just sucked the 190 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,240 chocolate. It kind of tastes like are you 191 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,840 you're not good enough fiber in your diet. 192 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:14,800 I can tell much. Can be desired. 193 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,240 No. Either way, a lot of I eat a lot 194 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,160 of meat, brother. I'm. 195 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:23,240 I'm manly like that. Yeah, we I can taste the gout, 196 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,160 brother. That's really gross. 197 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,360 No, no, I'm hungry. Or vegetables. 198 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,840 There's plenty of food, brother. Well, I don't think. 199 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,520 I need fish. I want you guys. 200 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,520 I want to eat like a king, you know? 201 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,400 Well, what do you want? We. 202 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,480 We've got caviar. I mean, well, kings. 203 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,600 No. I want a dragon. 204 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:51,000 Kings eat Dragons. OK, I haven't seen any of those. 205 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,360 Well, let me know when you get one in. 206 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,440 Because kings eat like eat. Kings eat Dragons. 207 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:02,240 Do you have Dragons penis? I have to check my inventory. 208 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,080 Probably just alligator. Clean the season, eat something. 209 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,320 I don't know, it's kind of weird. 210 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:09,880 But I'll. I'll. 211 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:14,840 Look, anyway, all right, Well, yeah, I need you guys to go 212 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,640 check these out. Check this out. 213 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,960 Excuse me. Some humid flash. 214 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,720 Yeah. So where do we start? 215 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:25,360 So back in back in the 2000s, there was an investment group 216 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,840 guys that was up in Chicago called the Benford Capital 217 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,400 Partners. That's where I'm from. 218 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,800 It's located. It's it's over on Wacker Drive. 219 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:39,720 So now the easiest way, this is right off of the, the river that 220 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,400 runs through Chicago, the Chicago River. 221 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,800 Yeah, with the alligator. So you'll be able to get there 222 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,600 from Lake MI? Yeah. 223 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,600 Why don't we drive? Well, you could, you could. 224 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,440 But here's the problem. If you drive, you're going to 225 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:56,680 have to go deep into Chicago. And Chicago is just absolutely 226 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,760 full of zombie. In Gary, IN. 227 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,360 Yeah, well, you could do Gary IN, but by the time you're 228 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,840 getting into Gary, you you're really getting thick with 229 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:09,440 zombies and through that area. So yeah, Ashley, I get what 230 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,200 you're saying, but yeah, Brad, well. 231 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,600 No. You're Ashley. 232 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,520 Brad was the guy that ran out of here. 233 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:20,840 Yeah. Brad. 234 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:26,120 So I, I just want to let you know I, I'm terrified of the 235 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,200 Great Lakes because of what happened with the Edmund, with 236 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,520 what happened with the Edmund Fitzgerald and Howard St. the 237 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:37,160 Lake Superior. So I I don't know if I cross a 238 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,080 great lake. There's some way to deal with 239 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,720 that fear. What if we just rename it? 240 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,520 Rename what? Rename the lakes so they're not 241 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,920 called the Great Lakes. Oh, what we just called big 242 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,560 lakes. Yeah, we call them the big 243 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,320 lakes. OK, All right, I'm good. 244 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,640 I can walk it now. OK. 245 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,160 Really superior. Superior should be the biggest 246 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,080 one. I mean it's called. 247 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,520 Superior. Well, if we just call it Lake 248 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,840 MI, then that's not I mean, that's not that bad, right? 249 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:05,200 No, you can't get away from me. OK, All right. 250 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,920 Lake, Wisconsin. I like it. 251 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,880 Lake Illinois. That's. 252 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,800 Better. All right. 253 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,640 OK. Anyway, I'm sorry. 254 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,320 I'm sorry for that tangent. I apologize. 255 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,800 Where's the bone? Oh, no, that's OK. 256 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:21,560 I just, I was thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald and it's Ted. 257 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,440 Yeah, yeah, there's a. Song about that isn't. 258 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:28,240 There, there's the whole song. You should sing that on the way 259 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,680 makes. Makes me want to play it. 260 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:38,640 It's 6 minutes long. All right, So anyway, wow. 261 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,560 So yeah, it's going to be easiest if you go through that, 262 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:46,880 that small lake that's next to Michigan that connects Michigan 263 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,800 and Chicago, which aren't that far apart. 264 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,200 I have. I have a friend in Michigan City 265 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:57,440 right before you get to Gary, that he's holding the line down 266 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,120 there and he should be able to help you to get across. 267 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,920 Michigan City is a bad place. Yeah, that's right. 268 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,000 I've heard it went kind of bad. It wasn't. 269 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,120 It wasn't that bad when I was there a few years ago. 270 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,160 But, yeah, after I left, it kind of must have went bad. 271 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,320 So I I don't know, maybe I was holding it together. 272 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,600 I don't know. I mean, who am I? 273 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,040 Right. Brad. 274 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,400 Ashley. Brad. 275 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,080 Ashley. Brad. 276 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,880 Ashley. They're dead. 277 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:30,120 Yeah. So remember Turn Gloomy 00. 278 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:35,520 He's singing. Feel like it's happening in me. 279 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,840 I'm just remembering anyways. I don't. 280 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,320 Know why, but I feel like some kind of ethereal God is going to 281 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:48,280 play that song over. Let's let's let's load her up 282 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,400 and let's head towards Indiana. All right, so your your contact. 283 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,720 He's going to be at the old lighthouse museum there in 284 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,160 Michigan City. Ashley. 285 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,920 Ashley. Yeah, yeah. 286 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,320 So I'm. Not going to remember. 287 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,280 A word you said. OK, I'm going to be thinking 288 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,400 about that. That hot dude that was running 289 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,560 out of this room like 2 minutes ago. 290 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,440 Yeah, hottest dude you've ever seen. 291 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,200 Because that one dude Brad is a nice piece of butt, let me tell 292 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,880 you. Yeah, you did good for your 293 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,800 time. You're really. 294 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,720 Proud you pretty good. So hey, guys. 295 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,160 Yeah, right, right. So one other thing I need you 296 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,440 guys to do is on the way there, all right? 297 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:32,120 I'm going to give you a 3000 gallon fuel tank and I'm going 298 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,480 to need you to find a refinery on the way there because there's 299 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:40,000 a Phillip gasoline. We're running low on gasoline. 300 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,800 If you guys can fill this thing full, it'll supply us for a 301 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,920 Goodyear. Couldn't you like, you know, 302 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,880 grow corn and make ethanol? Yeah. 303 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,560 Yeah, we could. We don't have the materials to 304 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,400 be able to convert our gasoline burning engines over just yet. 305 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,440 Some of them when we do some of that. 306 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,680 Yeah, it's that's it's interesting that you, David 307 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,360 Bloom wrote a good book about that. 308 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,319 Yeah, I know. I was there with him in gas. 309 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:08,319 No, you weren't. He he wasn't in good. 310 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,240 Good guy. Yeah, I heard him talk on the 311 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,040 radio. The annoy Hilton. 312 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,440 We were roommates. Oh, yeah, that kind of makes 313 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,480 sense. That must be why you thought 314 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,000 that that Lady was a dude. Because you're not. 315 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,599 So anyway, I'm sorry, lady. Boys. 316 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,040 What? Your mom said What actually? 317 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:29,120 I love you. All right, man, I love you. 318 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,280 Yep. Tell, tell Bob I said hello. 319 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,000 Yeah. His name's not Bob is. 320 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,320 Her name's Melissa. No, that was. 321 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,200 That was. No, that was Brad, tell Bob. 322 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,280 I'm Brad. No, you're Ashley Madison. 323 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,160 You're Ashley, Jamie. Yeah. 324 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,920 OK. Guys, I couldn't freak. 325 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:56,200 Out all right. So you guys get scooting on down 326 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,520 the road, you get your well after you get all your stuff 327 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,760 together. Question. 328 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,640 I I run over and talked a long long about getting some 329 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:08,360 specialty shotgun rounds for my 10 gauge ah. 330 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,280 OK, we can do that real quick I suppose. 331 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,960 What are you thinking? What what you're thinking? 332 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,920 This is This is. Abdul in my shop what you want? 333 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,720 Don't. Remember if that was my name or 334 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,960 not? We said this in another episode. 335 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:31,360 There's a $4. Definitely something we want. 336 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:38,840 Some Dragon's breasts. Yes, but I have a package. 337 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:42,160 I got a package. Definitely that's not definitely 338 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,160 some of those. 5 rounds actually. 339 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:50,280 Madisons wife. You mean husband? 340 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,880 Okay so I have 5 rounds. 5 rounds of Dragons breath. 341 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,920 Yeah. That's it, guy. 342 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,480 He has he has a 10. Guy. 343 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:04,240 Also, hold on, hold on hold. On OK, OK, I I don't say 344 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,600 nothing. Damn right. 345 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,960 I want some of those. I want some of those frag 12 346 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,440 rounds, so you know the ones that look like little rockets. 347 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,560 If you have any of those, do you have any of those? 348 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:19,640 Frag 12 Move rounds. Think they're frag 12 rounds. 349 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,560 Let me see. Let me see if I can show you a 350 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,000 picture. I think I carry one in my wallet 351 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,040 right next to the picture of, you know, what's his name's 352 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,600 girlfriend that no one's ever seen. 353 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,520 Oh, I know what you speak of. I I have seen these. 354 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,600 Let's see. I have to look. 355 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:44,360 I'm not sure I have some for 12 gauge but not so sure sure about 356 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,760 the 10 gauge. So hang on just a second. 357 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,560 No I have 12 gauge but I I do not 10 gauge. 358 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,680 All right, let's move on then. My buddy said I'll take some 359 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,680 Fletch it rounds as well. Definitely you want some want 360 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,200 some Fletch It rounds. That shit. 361 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,480 Really. Spread out fire that too. 362 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,360 Yeah, sure. Whatever you want to call them. 363 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,640 So you you talking the bolo rounds? 364 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,200 Those two, yeah, no, the Flichette have the little steel 365 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,760 darts in them that are really good for like, you know, brain a 366 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,680 number of of them. But then the bolo rounds, I want 367 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,560 as many of those as you can get for me as well. 368 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,720 I have a couple 10 gauges are hard to find. 369 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,840 Hard to find, that's why I figured I'd ask if you had 370 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,640 anything interesting. So I, I can definitely keep an 371 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:41,080 eye out now or you knowing you have a 10 gauge I. 372 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,600 Would appreciate it. And then one last thing, this 373 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,200 one's going to be real crazy out there. 374 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:50,480 Want some slug rounds, but with the 50 caliber bullet in them, 375 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,160 50 caliber slug rounds. Do you have any of those around? 376 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:59,200 You said never gives up. Look at that. 377 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:07,080 Okay, okay, so I do actually. I'm surprised I have some flush 378 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:11,080 at rounds. I have two packs. 379 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,520 So it's a 10. So the I have two packs and they 380 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,400 are three in a package, so there's 6. 381 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,960 At six. OK, cool, cool. 382 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,160 Yeah, and the other thing. Have any of those bolo rounds 383 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,720 from the 10 gauger? You probably didn't. 384 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,280 Yeah, 22 rounds of BOLO, I say, OK, you didn't have them. 385 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,880 Nobody else has a 10 gauge. That's a that's a big shotgun, 386 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,320 big leg. There you go. 387 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,880 It's. Got gun and I appreciate. 388 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,080 You. What was the other round you 389 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,000 said? I I maybe keep eye out for it? 390 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,200 The last one. What's that? 391 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,720 The frag round? Oh, the 50 caliber slug round? 392 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,800 I wasn't sure if you had any of those. 393 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,360 They're a little more of a homemade concoction. 394 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,680 I I would not, wouldn't, wouldn't think those would be 395 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,480 good for your gun. I can look to see if I can find 396 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,520 or make such a thing. Maybe when you come back I maybe 397 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,160 I have some special rounds for you. 398 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,400 Appreciate, appreciate that a lot. 399 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,240 I did. I did what's it called? 400 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:15,440 Upgraded my barrel to make it a little more doable, you know? 401 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,080 See. Then OK, OK, OK. 402 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,000 I'll keep an eye out. We'll we'll see if we can figure 403 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,920 something out for you, you then it's just about waiting. 404 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:31,120 Yeah, could be all right. And with that. 405 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,480 As we, as we start. Driving I want to go. 406 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,960 Out of my way. To drive past old bleach breath 407 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:41,840 is compound and give me old double word. 408 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:50,160 Who is that guys? Venus. 409 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,360 Everybody I want to stand up. I want to say I got 2 words for 410 00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:01,840 you. OK, no thanks. 411 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,160 Not really into that. That's that's life stuff. 412 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,800 And I'm all into death. So what's your dead though? 413 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,320 What's your dead though? Cletus all suck it all day. 414 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:19,120 What It's like dude, you're you're not like just normal gay. 415 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,800 You're like dead gay. No, it's not gay. 416 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,920 That's like double gay. You have to be alive in order 417 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,880 for it to be gay. No, it's. 418 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,040 No, that's true. Nope. 419 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,960 You'll be dead straight. No, you got to be live. 420 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,520 You can. It's the one thing you can't do 421 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,680 if you're gay. You can't can't be with dead 422 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,960 people and be gay. That's a lie. 423 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,840 Totally straight. Nope. 424 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,040 All right. Why is everyone not? 425 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,040 Why is everyone not comfortable with their sexuality in this 426 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,880 universe? Beautiful. 427 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,040 Dogs and peanut butter. What else is there? 428 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,760 What? Else is. 429 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,000 There and that's. Cool, at least you admit. 430 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,280 It. Yeah, I like my. 431 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,960 Motorcycle and I'm scared of women and. 432 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,680 That's my thing. It be easy. 433 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:09,360 Woman. So you guys get to get to Ohio 434 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,120 and you get to Bricks. What was it? 435 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,760 Bricksville. Yeah, Bricks. 436 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:19,360 Brecksville, OH. And you see up ahead, you see a 437 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,520 refinery. It looks, looks to meet possibly 438 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,080 meet your needs. You're also going to need to 439 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,880 refuel while you're there anyway because you're at about the 440 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,400 halfway point. OK, OK, OK. 441 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,720 There's the refinery. So when you pull up to the 442 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:39,560 refinery, see you see where the all this all this yellow is 443 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,000 these yellow lines. That's a penis. 444 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,160 It's it's gasoline. Oh, it's very phallic in shape. 445 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,360 Yeah, it is. It's. 446 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,960 Just kind of a. Kind of the way it landed 447 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,920 Reveal. That yeah, kind of. 448 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,360 Kind of the way it landed, you'll notice it's in two parts. 449 00:24:56,360 --> 00:25:00,000 So it's not really a penis. It's more like a duck, right? 450 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,400 Or an alligator with an open mouth. 451 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,000 Yeah. Yeah. 452 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,360 So. But you see, there's you, you 453 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,680 hear two people screaming for help, help, help. 454 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,560 And there's, like I said, there's gasoline over here. 455 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,960 You guys are going to need to get some fuel. 456 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,880 So looks like if you want to get some gasoline, you're going to 457 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,920 have to take these zombies out there by helping these two 458 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,280 people. By the way, these two people, if 459 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,840 you think of a normal for the listeners, if you think of what 460 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,760 normal refinery would look like or you've got some nice tall 461 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,400 white tanks. And there's a bunch. 462 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,760 Of pipes flowing like in between the tanks and so forth. 463 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:42,440 And those, those tanks are about somewhere in between 10 and 15 464 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,240 feet off the ground. And that's where this, this 465 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,440 couple, this man and woman are up on top of those pipes. 466 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,040 And the zombies are underneath, you know, trying to find a way 467 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,960 to reach them. They're hung. 468 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,840 Guards the zombies. What about the? 469 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:57,160 Zeco I charge them. Oh, you charge them. 470 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,680 Oh, hold on. Get out of the LA. 471 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,880 Hold on. Tangle the Zombie and. 472 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,480 That guy's an idiot. I start my pack of menthols. 473 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,880 Are you still inside the LAV? Yeah. 474 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,040 OK, bleeders. Bleeders one if I bomb a siggy. 475 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,880 Yeah, you gave a siggy. But you owe me. 476 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,600 You owe me. 2 for everyone that I borrow every time I find 477 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,600 something. But we got to, we got to think 478 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,440 about this in a logical way. OK, we got two people over 479 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,560 there, but we need gas. So what if we could hurt? 480 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,040 The zombies How? Are we just dating the obvious 481 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,160 or what are we doing I'm. Just saying the way to do. 482 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,480 What if we take? If you guys, if you guys want 483 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,040 to, you guys can go get the gas. I'll take care of the zombies. 484 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:51,080 How many zombies are there? There are 7, yes. 485 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:55,200 Or 7. We just run over them can. 486 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,840 I said I'm a tangle in the zombie. 487 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,760 They're all, they're all, they're all pretty close guys. 488 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,600 Do whatever you want. I'm going to go fill up the 489 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,840 tank, OK? I get out. 490 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,200 OK, so you're going to you're going to fill up the tank, Yeah. 491 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,880 And then, OK, so you're not going to run over them. 492 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,560 Well, they want to go fight. Oh, let him go fight. 493 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,440 Oh yes. Wait, Cletus, I don't think you 494 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,640 should have a lit cigarette while you're trying to get gas. 495 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,000 Yeah. Probably. 496 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:24,160 I'm sorry, what is this, 2025? Let him be a man and smoke his 497 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,320 cigarette while he fills it with fuel. 498 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,360 Survive Vietnam. All right. 499 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,880 Hope you find your dad doesn't want me to run over to zombies. 500 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,120 I didn't say that. I just said that I'm going to go 501 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,880 out and help. I don't even know those people. 502 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,640 We need him taken care of. What I got to roll? 503 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,080 What? Well, let's, let's let's roll on 504 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:54,320 this shit first, all right? We're going to go 1st and see 505 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,040 Strikey. Coming up and Strikey's gunning 506 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,680 in. Drum and he's going to get. 507 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,880 They're going to swipe at him a couple times. 508 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:07,400 Self destruct. Running oil refinery. 509 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:14,320 Clear the area, boy. I'm just kidding it all up. 510 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,600 I figured I'm already going to hell, what is it if I burn a 511 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,080 little bit while I'm still on earth? 512 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:27,480 So. They swung, swung a couple times 513 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,800 so then onto the next one which would be Marcus. 514 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:39,200 Roll them in tangle plus 12. Was it a D100 or D? 515 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,240 800. But don't remember a 98 right? 516 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:48,520 A 98 + 12 / 110. Try it. 517 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:53,120 No. No. 518 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,960 No, like if it was like a like a 76 beforehand, the plus 12 would 519 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,880 just make it an 88 and then you would have to roll underneath 520 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:06,480 that. Yeah, oops, wrong one. 521 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,120 I meant to do. I meant to do the the singular, 522 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,880 the singular one. That's my bad. 523 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,920 You know I don't. I don't know, I feel like, yeah, 524 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,400 I'm pretty sure all right, knocking them down so. 525 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,000 OK, so the. Prophetic is is knocking and 526 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,920 knocking them down. Oh yeah, I'm. 527 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,280 Trying to tangle. Yeah, tingling is different. 528 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,840 Pretty much a hit die. Like the? 529 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,080 20 I think. No, it is a skill. 530 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,840 It is skill. OK, so it is, so never mind. 531 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,480 OK, so I guess that was true. Cool. 532 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:48,080 OK, so in what did you roll? Oh, so the percentage die? 533 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,360 Yeah, you don't want to roll. Over percentage value because 534 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:56,440 you're on for under under what your attendance, which is. 535 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,960 In this case, in that game, because of, well, no. 536 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,160 So the plus the plus increases your your chance. 537 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,040 So in this case I. Believe it's. 40. 538 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:08,720 Percent. I. 539 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,160 Feel like it's. More. 540 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:14,440 Than that I'm pretty sure that dog and she started to say that. 541 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:21,120 Yeah, yeah, plus 12. So then they the base skill is 542 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,280 40, so that picture still up to 52%. 543 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,680 So that means you have to roll under 50. 544 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,920 Honestly, I kind of prefer Yeah, I kind of just what? 545 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,360 Do you think? I'll roll with how it's meant to 546 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,600 be displayed. Amazingly, he happens. 547 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,200 All. Right. 548 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,720 Then whatever you want. To take dumb dog, try B do the 549 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,160 thing. Do the roar. 550 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,280 Also entangled. He's got a + 4. 551 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,040 Also misses I'm cursed in the system. 552 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,920 They're Dang it. Then I'll roll up and swing on 553 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:02,160 it with my fiber axe. I got pluses. 554 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,840 I don't know what they are. Proficient. 555 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,560 Yeah. I thought it was provision in 556 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,720 axes. I guess not. 557 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,080 So Marcus just bubbles is all turned with his dogs. 558 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:18,840 So you you've got the slingshot. Oh. 559 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,200 Guys, I don't remember putting that. 560 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,480 Those are dead, so those are your basic abilities and. 561 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,280 I don't see any of those. Yeah, you don't have to RIP down 562 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,560 to the spills. Or what? 563 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,240 I believe all these your ocean, what comes with your. 564 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,840 Yeah, I think some of them are. Some of them are. 565 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,960 And you roll what? What You roll 1212? 566 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,800 Yeah, they're. That's. 567 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,760 Not that's not about Your honor, Dang it. 568 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,080 Into a beautiful position cries and. 569 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,280 Control that all. Right, Walter? 570 00:31:54,640 --> 00:32:00,160 Walter. Yeah. 571 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,960 I'm spacing a little bit, sorry. That's alright. 572 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,720 Meeting a snack. I'll be a snack, yeah. 573 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,760 Sounds a little too gay for me. There, I'll take you to the 574 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,600 candy shop. And where'd you lick my 575 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,520 lollipop? I move any closer that's good, 576 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,640 like a clear shot all. Right. 577 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,520 The zombie, right? That thing there? 578 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,640 No. Can anybody hear me? 579 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,760 Whatever. You want it to be. 580 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,440 I hear you, baby. I see, well, I see two people 581 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,320 smiling like they're on a date and just got lucky. 582 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,880 I do you think anyway. Well, I doubt it. 583 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,360 That's her. That's her screen face. 584 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,680 She's very happy you're here. I got lucky with. 585 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,680 June, I will step closer to the lady so she feels protected. 586 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,680 I'm going to blast this zombie with my gun. 587 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,080 Where's your shotgun? Yes, Sir, it's. 588 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,000 The regular rounds. I don't want to blow this place 589 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,120 to hell. Right. 590 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,120 Let's hope you don't. You didn't. 591 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,400 All right, I didn't. So do I roll my stuff Mauer? 592 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:09,960 Yeah, Gun, that was sort of a preemptive rule. 11-D20 right 593 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:18,840 and for accuracy 19 66. I don't know what SDC means, but 594 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,680 I'm sure it means something. Yeah, it's lower than NDC. 595 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,600 It's what you and I would basically have. 596 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,760 SDC structural damage capability. 597 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:31,160 Oh we never did actually take the character to be a match for 598 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:36,040 the other characters. 26 cuz y'all are all like level 12 and 599 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,720 I'm still a lowly level one. I'm in level. 2 for like Four 600 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,680 Seasons. No. 601 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,480 Are you only a level 2? I thought you were Level 3. 602 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,240 Am I I hit Level 3? Yeah, I've been like, no, I have 603 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,120 no special abilities. I'm no making you feel better. 604 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,000 Yeah, no, I thought you hit Level 3. 605 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,120 Maybe I didn't, I don't know. No, not you. 606 00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,480 I know you didn't. Wallace or Yeah, Walter, you 607 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,240 just started last season. I think and we'll have to check 608 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,640 that out. No worries, as long as I'm able 609 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,440 to kill these things. It wouldn't, it wouldn't do well 610 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,239 for me to pull up with my shotgun and hit them like 611 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,199 airsoft, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 612 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,920 All right. So you blasted? 613 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,760 One of them and you put them down. 614 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,480 Put me. One down. 615 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,880 That's left put. Me down Daddy. 616 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,880 So when you when you kill a zombie like that, just. 617 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:33,520 Go ahead and write down 15 and. Lick him there on your sheet. 618 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,480 Yeah. And then if you want to lick 619 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,199 him, that's fine. You know, there's some health 620 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:39,800 benefits for licking some toes. Yeah. 621 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,719 All right. I'll look him too, yeah. 622 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,400 Well, I probably wouldn't lick his name. 623 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,400 It's not like I can I'll. Get my lick. 624 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,159 It's not like I can get infected again. 625 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,320 He's got a point. Guys, yeah, he's got a. 626 00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:58,240 Point more than 30. 1. I'm gonna so I have my I have my 627 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,640 cool yo-yo, and I'm just like clicking that up and down and I 628 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,240 unfurl my energy sword in my other hand and I just do like a 629 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,880 just do like a sweeping strike. Oh, jewelry strike, Zeke strike. 630 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,200 Make it down. Learn how to flick that like you 631 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,040 flick. The beam with that Jezebel. 632 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:23,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm too focused on my yo-yo, you 633 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,200 were too focused on that walking the dog and round the round the 634 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:32,920 world or the Enderbel just or the maybe maybe the Jezebel 635 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,320 Jolene. I'm assuming that's who you'd be 636 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,000 Speaking of. Probably like all the. 637 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,000 I've actually been doing. Something the. 638 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,160 Crib. The crib, Yeah. 639 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,440 It's pretty funny. Similar. 640 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,800 She's. In yellow. 641 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,200 I'm. Just. 642 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,600 Open her out. You're hot boxing the LAV with 643 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,440 the cigarette. She's helping plead it, She 644 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,520 decided help plead us because if she gets in her armor she could. 645 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,000 She's afraid she would definitely cause an explosion 646 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,720 anyway from the bell. All right, that's all I can do. 647 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,440 All right, all next to Cletus. He's standing there smoking a 648 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,040 cigarette while he's pumping gas. 649 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,120 Except it's not like you would normally think. 650 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:19,400 He's just has a 2 inch hose and he's got a he's up on top of. 651 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:23,800 So he's stratted on top of this container and he's got a, he's 652 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,000 holding a 2 inch hose in and it's just just going away just 653 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,480 and smoking a cigarette. Like Brad Ashley's room? 654 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 655 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,560 So I hold my cigarette in one hand, I got the hose in the 656 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,360 other hand, and I just look down at the miserable people, find 657 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,920 the zombies. And so I'll just pull out my 658 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:57,120 revolver and just, you know, OK. Just. 659 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:04,560 Doing my thing, trying to launch a music career, but I gotta go 660 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:09,840 save the world again. Oh, you like the same Cletus? 661 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,240 I love the same. I thought the Jezebel. 662 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,360 Was far enough away she wouldn't hear me. 663 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,400 OK, so you hit the zombie, all right? 664 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,760 Yeah. He's my revolver, which is A5 G 665 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:31,760 6 + 3, so 21. All right, You hit a zombie and 666 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,280 and it goes down and I just holster it. 667 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,120 Take the cigarette. Out and. 668 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,960 There. You go. 669 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,760 You're welcome. Get my. 670 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,960 Part go back to filling up the thing. 671 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,560 I get all right. I'm invincible. 672 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,800 Yeah. All right. 673 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:52,160 So the zombies, I'm pretty much surrounded by the dogs, so 674 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,640 they're going to take the swipe at straight B. 675 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,280 Miss. Take a swipe at Z. 676 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,120 He's the only one I actually liked. 677 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,360 Miss. Hey. 678 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,440 And they're going to go ahead and and take a swipe at Wallace. 679 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,160 He just likes peanut butter the most. 680 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,920 And then that's. He likes to create. 681 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,520 We. Misses all right. 682 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,040 On the Marcus. All right, bogus. 683 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,160 Command your dog Marcus. That's bogus. 684 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,360 They're going to. Attack. 685 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,280 Peanut butter Marcus. Put the peanut butter away, 686 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,080 Marcus. Zeke. 687 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,400 Doesn't have any tosses to strike. 688 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,080 He's gonna strike anyway, 17. Nice, same. 689 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:41,760 With his. Whip. 690 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,080 Chain whip. Oh, hey, what's up? 691 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,160 Hello. Oh, not his, not his teeth. 692 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:53,200 You're gonna spin around, crack a whip, chain tail like a 693 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,280 Beaver. Kind of. 694 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,440 OK. Fine, I'll just bite him. 695 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,400 Good. I mean bite their. 696 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,840 Own. No, no, it's fine. 697 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,160 It's. Fine, we'll use your chain. 698 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,360 I mean, I don't know dogs that normally attack with their 699 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,560 tails, all right? He's a robot. 700 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,960 Dog. Yeah, that's true. 701 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,040 He can't talk. He can't talk, dammit. 702 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,440 Whatever. No, you're fine. 703 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,360 You're fine. Two guy, four in the in the 704 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,880 season is what I remember. I'm the one that should be 705 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,040 politicizing. I'm the one that's smoking while 706 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,680 you're using gasoline. Yeah, I would think that'd be a 707 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:34,600 good thing to apologize. All right. 708 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,720 So. Apologize now, son. 709 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,400 You. Decided to be real man, don't go 710 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,160 back on it now. So Zeke jumps up and he grabs a 711 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,080 hold and then he does his he wants to do his normal little 712 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,760 little flip flip the zombie thing. 713 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,040 It's one of his favorite things to do is he jumps up and grabs 714 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,040 it by the neck and goes to slam it to the ground and just drips 715 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,840 the head thing off. While the zombies still. 716 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:01,520 Standing completely upright, slam the zombie down, zombie 717 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,840 head down on the ground and it's a big mess. 718 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,320 And then there were 4. I'm sorry, master. 719 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,560 Says. Master over here. 720 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,280 Yeah, this is NASA. Yeah. 721 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,200 Not used to that. Real old NASA. 722 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,200 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, Daddy. 723 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:24,240 I don't like that either. You are my daddy feel. 724 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,960 Bad about the whole peanut butter thing. 725 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,680 I like what I like. Peanut butter. 726 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,360 You got the peanut butter. I love the peanut butter. 727 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,400 Yeah, we're going to take a break from the peanut. 728 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,880 Butter what? No. 729 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,160 I'm exploiting your weakness. I'm. 730 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,040 Sorry. No. 731 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,880 I love peanut butter all. Right, fine, spread it on 732 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,760 myself. My chest though. 733 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,360 You'd fold it under like no prayer your. 734 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,320 Head. I'm fine. 735 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,880 You wanted this. You wanted it. 736 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,960 You wanted it. You made me do this. 737 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,920 You. Made me do all. 738 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,120 Right, let's give you what I've become. 739 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,680 Is that is that your action for the round? 740 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,920 Just for a peanut butter on yourself and just call it a day. 741 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,080 It's a zombie day. The hide head came off. 742 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,320 Yeah, Yep. He yanked its head off and 743 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,600 slammed it on the ground like a football, and now there's four 744 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,480 left. Oh, there's 4 zombies left? 745 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,800 Uh huh. Oh, the token represents 746 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:27,720 multiple. OK. 747 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,080 Yeah, I say they, I say they with salmon. 748 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,240 Oh, OK. Yeah, you did say that. 749 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I say it. 750 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,320 Dang it, long freaking duck Dong. 751 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,200 He didn't give me the rest of my plasma rifle round. 752 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,160 You know one took 10, didn't he? Yeah, Dang it. 753 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,960 Long nuts. They'll have some. 754 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:50,560 I just got to reload it point blank. 755 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:58,320 Not in that one. We're really playing with fire 756 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,720 right now, guys. So. 757 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,280 It down to the ground point blank. 758 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:10,640 All right, so when you roll, roll your damage and. 18,000. 759 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,200 So kind. Of big and what? 760 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:17,320 What is? Your what was your OK, all 761 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:22,640 right, so as the zombie gets hit and just completely does the 762 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,200 whole, you know, glows white thing and then disintegrates and 763 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,160 nothing. Yeah. 764 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,040 There were farts. That. 765 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,880 Came off of this, hit the tank. Right next to you. 766 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,280 And and completely. Went through the. 767 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,880 The tank instantly as as the gasoline. 768 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:47,880 Gasoline begins to at night. And a rut and. 769 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,320 All of you see. As the tank begins to everything 770 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,440 goes into slow motion like a lot of accidents. 771 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,920 To. The tank begins to. 772 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,480 Fracture and explode and you all know that this is your moment 773 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,880 and everything is done and over with at this point. 774 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,600 When you feel a war, you feel a warble in the air. 775 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,960 It's the best way I can describe it. 776 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,320 It's kind of like, it's kind of like when 3 just drops Dick 777 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,280 Cheney and you get that. It's kind of like that. 778 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,640 And then you hear off in the distance, you hear. 779 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,360 And this, this naked guy just completely drenched in a white 780 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,360 powdery substance, most of it around his nose. 781 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,240 He does have underwear on, so he's not completely he goes. 782 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:45,600 He goes running right through the area, through a portal that 783 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,960 opens. He goes running through the area 784 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:52,080 and then possibly fast speed for a human, another portal opens in 785 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,600 front of him and he dives through that. 786 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:59,880 When he does, it somehow completely reverses the effects 787 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,800 of that of set explosion. Warble, warble, warble. 788 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,920 So Zombie's dead. You're down to three. 789 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,840 You might want to be careful. Not sure how many times he's 790 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,120 going to come running through there. 791 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,520 Sorry boys, did that just happen or did I imagine it? 792 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,280 You all did that the. Same thing. 793 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,560 All right, Walter. We're in Ohio. 794 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,240 This is like standard. It's pretty normal. 795 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,600 Let's let's not lie about this. That's pretty. 796 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,800 That's pretty average. All right. 797 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,240 Rather think of what I should do because I don't think I'm going 798 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:38,160 to pass another. Not blow this place to hell. 799 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,000 Check. If. 800 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,000 You really have you really pretty much. 801 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,560 All have done, aren't you? Yeah, I have a sling. 802 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,360 Would that set off the gas? Sling should be fine. 803 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,760 Not sure if you have anything that you could you could sling 804 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,960 that would do you any good. I mean chunks of metal, right? 805 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,040 Sure. There's chunks of metal around 806 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,920 from where? That's my bolts over there 807 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,080 destroyed the. I mean, I could be wrong, I 808 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,440 don't. You do have a. 809 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,560 Crowbar too, or a throw bar. Throw bar I do have 90 shots 810 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,360 with my sling. I got a box cutter as well. 811 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,720 My crowbar does more damage I think. 812 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,520 You know, if you had a butter knife you could sling, you could 813 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,840 use the sling and a butter knife and. 814 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,280 Before all the. Time probably. 815 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,520 It's true, I have a box cutter when I have a survival knife. 816 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,080 Weird. That, yeah, that that is true. 817 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,920 I would like to sling my my box cutter. 818 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,880 All right. What do I get a roll for that my 819 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,120 dude, we're. All excited. 820 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,320 Oh, nice. All right, let's you know what? 821 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,200 Well, we need a little CC, we need a little CCR gym and we'll 822 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,000 hit Cletus where it. Hurts talks about. 823 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,040 Black. Talks off his head. 824 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,880 Dang it. And slow MO is all this wind up 825 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,280 the camera fans back. Dang it. 826 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,960 All right. So I. 827 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,240 Assume that's a miss. Yeah, that's a miss. 828 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,200 Yeah. Got to roll above 12. 829 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,360 All right, Wallace. Could always try. 830 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,440 Could always try having your horse Stampede on them, you 831 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,640 know, to have your horse kind of try to tromp them. 832 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,120 Be a brownie. Use a brownie. 833 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,440 Brownie. Weird question. 834 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,080 So. I have that Dave Matthew Band 835 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,560 compound crossbow. Dave Matthews Band, all right. 836 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:41,400 Yeah, can I what's going Davey 9th into it and fire it? 837 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,200 I mean, I guess somebody else has explosive arrows, but I. 838 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,600 Suppose I'm not. Here. 839 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,040 That's not normally something. That you would. 840 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,320 Do and it's not normally something that would. 841 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,400 Work, but I don't have arrows. For it, I like the zany SO. 842 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,240 Let's do it. All right, I have a + 3 to 843 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,400 strike with this thing I was. Surprised. 844 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,120 Hey, I was surprised somebody didn't. 845 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:08,080 Give you some arrows. With me you want it. 846 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,320 And. No plea. 847 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:15,120 That's easy people. OK so the Bowie knife does a 848 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,880 2D6, does it do more damage if it's launched out of a crossbow? 849 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,400 Yeah, let's just let's just do double, double, double damage 850 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,960 rolling 18. Anyway, you did. 851 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,600 You did a really awesome maneuver. 852 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,960 Danny, let's be. Honest. 853 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,800 Let's be honest. Yeah. 60, all right. 854 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,400 Did you you hit a zombie? With a knife and it. 855 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,200 Sticks sticks in its eye and knocks it back. 856 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,280 Doesn't kill it, but. Dang. 857 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,320 Did some major damage to it with the with the knife. 858 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,280 All. Right, Cletus? 859 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:54,440 Oh yeah, I'll put out my cigarette on the. 860 00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:01,240 Forehead, Yeah. How full is this tank You're 861 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:03,440 you're about 3/4 of the way there. 862 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,160 It's pumping in pretty quick. Yeah, 3000 gallons. 863 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,480 I mean, you can stop. You don't have to keep doing it. 864 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,280 You can stop and get down and find if you want. 865 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,200 I'll pass the Madison out. We couldn't just, you know, run 866 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,440 over them. No. 867 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,760 Things we do for love. And to. 868 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,760 Fight. I don't know how we got to fight 869 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,160 you. Can drive around. 870 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,760 I'm filling up. Well, you could stop and unhook 871 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,600 and take off the LAV and drive around and and all my friends, 872 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,560 all my friends will get mad at me. 873 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,880 Maybe not. Maybe, maybe you'll be happy. 874 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,400 Wait, I'll trade places with Clayton so he can come down and 875 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,360 fight and I can go up and keep. Filling, they always get mad. 876 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,320 I mean when I do things to help him voice in my head. 877 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,840 Clayton, are you talking to? I don't think they always get 878 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,320 mad. Well, I see my friend down there 879 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,000 at the crossbow, and then I remember, oh, I've got his 880 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,400 arrows, so I'll throw the arrows at him. 881 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,320 He's just threw explosive arrows down at you. 882 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,800 Yeah, I didn't pull the pin. Don't worry, it's fine. 883 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,160 Just catch them. They they don't have pins. 884 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,240 You might want to try to catch them. 885 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,160 You should probably try to catch them. 886 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,160 OK. And I kind of like run out to 887 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,640 them. I do kind of like the Spider Man 888 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,120 maneuver where I have like a tray and you don't talk about, 889 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,720 Yeah, you guys know what I'm talking about. 890 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,760 Yeah. That's not good. 891 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,640 That's not good after you roll A20. 892 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,000 You run up with a tray and you're like, what? 893 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,600 You're missing everyone. I'm missing every single one of 894 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,760 them, hey. Maybe, maybe I'll. 895 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,320 Roll a 20. That's much better. 896 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,400 The last thing that Wallace sees is just a flash of blinding 897 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,400 light. Oh, Steve. 898 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,080 Oh, man. OK, I I. 899 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:58,640 Regret what I said. I don't want. 900 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:06,920 Kids to hate me so as they, as they, they hit the ground, they 901 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:12,080 they think, they think and wall, wall Wallace is right there. 902 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,520 Trying to catch. Him and he's not, he's just not 903 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,840 catching him. The coordination isn't quite on 904 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,920 and. Cannot catch them. 905 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:27,520 Oh, another portal opens up and Steve's face right there the the 906 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,160 folder of portal going. OK. 907 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:32,720 OK. And. 908 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,000 A couple of the arrows fall in there and there's a big 909 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,520 explosion inside. There. 910 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,120 And can you hear him going? What? 911 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,360 And then the portal. Closes up. 912 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,080 So you got you got six of those arrows. 913 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:50,920 Sorry. Steve, it might be gonna. 914 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:57,760 Mess up everybody's day anymore. I'm hopping the lav. 915 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,240 Take off driving. Let's see, just. 916 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,880 Well, I'm plastic free bird, so I can't hear anything. 917 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,560 Free bird. See. 918 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:16,200 All right, go ahead and go and roll for accuracy. 919 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,800 Let's see. Let's see how many. 920 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,080 Oh Dang it. No. 921 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,160 Yeah, Roll, I love to tell you. All right. 922 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:28,880 Oh, dear. Here. 923 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,000 All right, let's. Obviously just throw a volatile. 924 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,280 I'm. Throwing a volatile I didn't. 925 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,080 Mean there dogs. All right, so as you as you're 926 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:42,960 driving through you didn't you didn't close up a tank or or 927 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,840 unhitch or anything. I did. 928 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:49,040 I said I unhitch, did you OK, OK, my apology. 929 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,280 I did not hear that. I shall absolutely one second. 930 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,600 I'll rectify that then my apology. 931 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:56,360 Do not hear that. Don't look. 932 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,120 Certain Apple. Beat. 933 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,720 Right. So as you go rolling through. 934 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,760 Rolling. Rolling. 935 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,960 Zombies kind of look at you. And. 936 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,040 They got a confused look on your face and they kind of step out 937 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,880 of your way. You run. 938 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,800 You run over one of them. Yeah. 939 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,720 But in the process. The. 940 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,520 The pillar for these for the pipes where the, the, these 941 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,520 folks are up there. You end up, you end up hitting 942 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:33,560 that pillar and the pipes begin to break loose and, and they're, 943 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:37,320 they're now they're hanging on for dear life instead of sitting 944 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:41,320 there comfortably looking happy. Excuse me Now they're they're 945 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,400 hanging on for dear. Life. 946 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,200 I get out and I hold my neck. I'm like, I need your, I need 947 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,880 your insurance. You can't bark. 948 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,360 Here. Yes, yeah, they're busy. 949 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,360 Screaming help. Help. 950 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,520 So by the end, at the end of this round, from the way that it 951 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:57,520 looks. For the end of this. 952 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,360 Next round they will. They will fall down. 953 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,880 From there and then in the. In the line of fire for the 954 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,560 zombies. It does. 955 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,040 Yeah, it does. So there's zombies. 956 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,880 So there's there's 3 1/2 zombies left. 957 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,000 There's three good ones. One, there's 200. 958 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,680 They are going to swipe at Marcus. 959 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,720 Z. And they're going to swipe at 960 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,320 Wallace and all of them are missing. 961 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,040 Let's go ahead and swipe at Stripey. 962 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:27,360 Nope, my zombies are rolling terrible. 963 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,280 So no hits for the zombies? They're trying. 964 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,600 All right, Marcus. Hello. 965 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:36,040 In the zone this is. This has proven to be pretty 966 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,080 tough all. Right, I end the zone. 967 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,240 Can I knock one of them down? Are they down? 968 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,840 Already Caitlyn Yucker. Try to. 969 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,400 Yeah, so I'm going to flavor one of the dogs, knocking them down. 970 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,520 OK. Zeke within tangle cuz I want to 971 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,720 shovel their their head off essentially. 972 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,240 OK all. Right when they're on the 973 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,240 ground. So Zeke up first. 974 00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,360 That's it. He did it. 975 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,400 Sure, yeah. All right, then I go up. 976 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,960 And scoop the loop all right. Also eighteen. 977 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,400 Yeah, and Mega Damage 3000. Yeah, you can roll damage, but 978 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,760 sure. Yeah, his head was better. 979 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,520 Pops off like it was. It was never there. 980 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:21,680 It came off so hard, So hard. Will stripe you to do anything. 981 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:27,400 He's gonna piss on, Yeah. Is there another zombie? 982 00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,880 How many? Yeah, there's there's 3 zombies. 983 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,320 Left. OK, he's just gonna attack. 984 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,360 All right, 17. Wow. 985 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,360 Hey, well that I believe that we. 986 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,760 The Dog by the PI4. Yep, said yeah. 987 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,480 We'll go ahead and get tickets, OK? 988 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:45,440 Yeah, the one that was injured, Strikey kicked him out, ran up 989 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,400 as fast as. He could, and kind of faked. 990 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:52,720 Left and and the zombie was like bring an ankle go One Direction 991 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:55,960 and then striking it back the other direction and jumped up 992 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,360 going past the zombie. He gives the zombie a grin as he 993 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,800 stare as he flips his head sideways and then just grabs a 994 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,640 hold of his neck and kind of swings around and uses 995 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,880 centrifugal force just kind of yank the chunk right out of his 996 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,240 neck and it just falls. Not completely off, but it's 997 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:16,120 hanging on by a thread and time he falls down, no longer moving. 998 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,520 Sick. Yeah, 2. 999 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,520 Then there were two Walter, come on. 1000 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,040 Walt up. Do something. 1001 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,880 Walt up, Walt up. No, Dang it. 1002 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,520 Oh, there he is. OK. 1003 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,560 Sick of that dump right next to the fuel tank. 1004 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,320 That the point. I'm going to go ahead and have 1005 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,960 my like, I'm going to jump on my horse. 1006 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,280 I. Thought I don't know if it'll do 1007 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,320 anything extra. What the your horse? 1008 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:49,400 Kind of jump on my horse and see if I can as I'm riding by, swing 1009 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,480 my crowbar and hit one zombie in the head. 1010 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,040 Horse pulls over another. OK. 1011 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,960 Roll the baby. I may need a little help 1012 00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,760 rolling. Like I said, my hands are kind 1013 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,120 of preoccupied with wiping. Oh. 1014 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:04,280 God, all right, bro, look at that. 1015 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,640 I'll send Stripe over just. Rolled an 18 for you. 1016 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:15,120 We'll send Ash over your way. You and the lion. 1017 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,560 All right, so. 2 by 6 you know you're on top of a horse. 1018 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:27,120 And. 1 + 2 damage to that. So you did 10 damage to the to 1019 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,480 the head of a zombie. He's he's looking ticked off. 1020 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:33,440 He's you hit him and crack him upside the head and he grabs his 1021 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:38,360 head and kind of rubs it. Did he just speak? 1022 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,200 He talk? What? 1023 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,280 Yeah, he talk. You talk. 1024 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:49,080 Oh, OK. All right, Wallace. 1025 00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,080 I'm going to shoot on him with my shotgun. 1026 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,080 That's my thing. Did the plant God Dang it. 1027 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,520 So you actually did OK. OK. 1028 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:06,240 Does that count for anything like? 1029 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,920 Oh yeah, I guess you would be so. 1030 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,520 Yeah, go. Ahead and roll your damage, 1031 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,720 yeah. Slam. 1032 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:17,760 Boom, double damage 28. You blast another zombie away. 1033 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,200 Yeah, completely. So all that's left. 1034 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,040 Is the one that's got a dent in its head. 1035 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,200 Cletus throws. How it's done? 1036 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,080 The guy, kind of. Looks like Cletus. 1037 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,840 Well, my friends are making fun of. 1038 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:34,200 Me. And it didn't kill it. 1039 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:38,160 So I'll pull my cigarette and I'll say, well, since nobody 1040 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,120 wants me around, I guess none of us should be around. 1041 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:46,400 And I stopped ahead of that sound of me. 1042 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:53,400 You jumped down from the silo. I was driving the lav. 1043 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:59,760 Oh yeah, that's right. I I start. 1044 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,280 Beating him with the chain of Olympics. 1045 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:06,280 Oh, chain of not Dick Cheney. All right, everybody, I didn't. 1046 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:15,880 Do it so I'm my friends make fun of me. 1047 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:21,240 I was just kidding. Oh man, Dang it. 1048 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,640 I was. Excited for using the Chain of 1049 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,280 Olympus. Yeah, I can't. 1050 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,080 I can't really. Do anything this episode. 1051 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,760 Not allowed to have fun. Yeah, you are. 1052 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,400 Well, I thought it was fun. My friends just make fun. 1053 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,680 Of me do. You. 1054 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,720 Know what would be really? Cool if you got in, Wordly if 1055 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,560 you got. In the LAV and got on the the 1056 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,880 the cannon and just shot like a whole bunch of fragmentation 1057 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,880 grenades. That would be fun. 1058 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:56,320 Let. Me get very far away. 1059 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,720 I like the grenades. The grenades are fun to shoot. 1060 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,360 Yeah, I think even the voice in your head is going to take. 1061 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:06,880 Off. My hell I. 1062 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:12,320 Think that would reach me even. All right, so Cletus, Cletus 1063 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:14,120 swings. I'll get it right. 1064 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,120 We did with the Chain of Olympus. 1065 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:24,240 Cletus and falls down, and as he as he hits the ground, so do the 1066 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,480 pipes from up above. And. 1067 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,720 The couple that was up there, they fall and and they're, 1068 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,080 they're not like they're not, you know, dead or. 1069 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:34,760 Hurt real bad, but they're. You know they're taking a minute 1070 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,800 to get up. The one zombie. 1071 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,800 That slept. He dives onto the woman. 1072 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,600 Good. He doesn't miss. 1073 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,240 On top of her but like. You know, so he. 1074 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,440 He. He's hitting. 1075 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:53,520 Her. Well, she's getting, she's 1076 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,200 getting the, you know, I don't want to say the beat which she 1077 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,320 deserves. But you know. 1078 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,360 Yeah. I mean, who am I to judge? 1079 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,520 So she's getting beat up for Marcus. 1080 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,640 You've you've got, you've got just a, you know it's going to 1081 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,440 be bad if you you don't put an end to this zombie real fast. 1082 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,760 Go ahead, be the white knight, Marcus. 1083 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:19,640 Yeah, Marcus. Marcus, shoot him with your AA12 1084 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:28,600 Marcus. Grave, Jagger Axe. 1085 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,120 He's going to drag. We can't roll above it. 1086 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:34,600 And. Save our lives. 1087 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,520 I mean I I did when I rolled for for Walter. 1088 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,720 Double damn it. Yeah, who's it is double damage 1089 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,400 Who's who's attacking? Doing what? 1090 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:55,920 Double right? Try to do it +2 dragon. 1091 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,840 Yeah, he's that was. Those are attacks. 1092 01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:07,480 All right, will we damage? We'll do that for. 4 So he takes 1093 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,640 the. I get any bonuses for the. 1094 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,520 Yeah, I don't know what. That one it. 1095 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,880 Would be double damage. 4. Yes, we did 4 gammons. 1096 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,840 It takes another step. Down to the zombies. 1097 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:22,600 OK, so that'd. Be 6-8 gammons. 1098 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,640 Yeah, even the small ones. All right, so that. 1099 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,480 Zombies. Zombies reeling, but he's not 1100 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,480 dead yet. And that was all three attack 1101 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,040 rolls and I'm assuming. Yes. 1102 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,000 All right. Walter, come. 1103 01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,360 On I'm here. Can you finish this zombie? 1104 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,040 Probably not, but I'll give a deal. 1105 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,560 College. I walk up to it, I'm fairly 1106 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,200 close. I feel like yeah. 1107 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:50,040 And I swing my let me see. I feel like that crowbar doesn't 1108 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,520 do any damage. I think what I just looked at 1109 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,960 it, I think it's two die 6. It's two die 6. 1110 01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,440 Yep, two die 6. They're not terrible. 1111 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,280 Better than, you know, just punching it. 1112 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:04,160 Yeah. I swing my crowbar right at the 1113 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,520 thing's head. All right. 1114 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,280 Well, Oh. My goodness. 1115 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,400 Point blank. So does that help? 1116 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:15,240 Melee weapon reached. I mean, so you're that helps 1117 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:19,160 with range weapon Wallace. Maybe you can hit. 1118 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,080 This. I'm going to shoot him again 1119 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:25,920 with my shotgun. All right, Blam. 1120 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,040 That's all my. Yeah, no, you. 1121 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,240 Won. No. 1122 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,760 It's. Not so OK and nothing exploded 1123 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:39,760 so I really damaged jeez. You know what? 1124 01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:44,000 It's enough, it's enough. And the zombie looks at you as 1125 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,360 it blows. You blow it away and it's flying 1126 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,400 through the air. It just. 1127 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:52,080 Goes blowing the zombie. It's flipping us off. 1128 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,080 Yeah, pretty much. I don't like that. 1129 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,240 Screw you, zombie. You're. 1130 01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,160 A jerk, all right. You kind of. 1131 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,880 Enjoy it. About 30 minutes to take down 1132 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,400 just a few zombies. That was that was awful. 1133 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:14,520 I had an idea of adding a like a pre emptive like message. 1134 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:18,640 Like guys, I'm sorry it I don't know what's going on, but it 1135 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,040 took us like. 30 minutes to. Take out one token of zombies. 1136 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:23,840 Oh, I like that. I like that. 1137 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,120 All of us were rolling. It it made it, it made it 1138 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,360 harder. Yeah, it made it harder just 1139 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,120 because like, yeah, you don't want to shoot your guns. 1140 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,280 Yeah. So I roll at 12. 1141 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,520 Yeah, I'm a I'm a walk up to the lady that got bit by the zombies 1142 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:43,360 and kill her. OK, so. 1143 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,960 It's not a good word. She didn't get bit. 1144 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,320 It isn't the way that that. I don't know. 1145 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,960 She has to. Yeah, you do. 1146 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,560 You've been around for a while. She'll probably so. 1147 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,320 Anyway. In order to turn into a zombie, 1148 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:58,680 she took one damage. Yeah. 1149 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:02,520 You have to get killed by a zombie and then you come back as 1150 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:05,280 one. I don't die just for the just 1151 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,200 because of the battle. I got blood lust. 1152 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,720 I'm pissed off. OK, I need to. 1153 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,320 Kill. Did you? 1154 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,360 Would you possibly have used that blood lust, you know, 1155 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,320 during the battle? I'm just joking. 1156 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,400 I'm just joking. I. 1157 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,240 Was. Gonna say. 1158 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,920 I mean if you want to do it, that's fine. 1159 01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,520 It's kind of weird. Shoot at her with my plasma 1160 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,360 rifle. Oh. 1161 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:27,840 Fine. All right, OK. 1162 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,000 All right. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1163 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,360 OK. No, that's fine. 1164 01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,000 No, don't kill. Why are you? 1165 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:38,640 Shoot in the air. So the so the fella, the fella 1166 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,560 makes it to his feet. Oh, I was not. 1167 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:47,840 I don't know how I was stands up and he he grabs the girl's hand 1168 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,320 and he helps her to his feet. She's all, she's already got a 1169 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,760 black eye and her eyes kind of swole up. 1170 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,880 She's bruised up a little bit bloody and she's a Walker. 1171 01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,000 My name's Seth and it's my girlfriend, Lily. 1172 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:02,640 Thank you so much. You're so glad that British 1173 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,680 people tried. To so glad you helped us. 1174 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,480 She's not British. I am, but really appreciate it. 1175 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,080 I I don't, I don't there's I don't really have much to to 1176 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,480 offer. Maybe some good luck so you get 1177 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:21,520 better roles next time and. Yeah, right, I do. 1178 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,280 I do have some arrows I could spare. 1179 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,680 I do have some arrows I could spare. 1180 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:28,880 If I could. I could give you a half a 1181 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,040 quiver. Half a quiver for six of them if 1182 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,600 you want. You know what? 1183 01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,880 Just take this. Just take this crossbow. 1184 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,720 I don't want it anymore. What's up? 1185 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,000 Oh, you, You're going to give me your bow? 1186 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,160 Yes, I don't want this thing anymore. 1187 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,200 No, well, I don't know what to say. 1188 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:49,200 Say thank you. Oh, well, I mean, thank you. 1189 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,040 You're and you're my hero. Please I need it. 1190 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,440 Well, I mean, yeah, you guys are my hero. 1191 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,600 You got bloody smile. Yeah, I. 1192 01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:58,880 Think I thought I was supposed to give you something so. 1193 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,720 Now we just require your indentured servitude. 1194 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,240 Hold on. Yeah. 1195 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,320 So all right. Well, I mean. 1196 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,120 You're old to 20s but. What? 1197 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,800 To seduce his woman. Oh. 1198 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,920 My God, I. Dropped my. 1199 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,160 Reduce this woman. He's so. 1200 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,840 Old he just I. Picked up my hard. 1201 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,840 But they get stuck in the back of his yard. 1202 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,840 I pick up my Bowie knife out of the zombies and I go back to the 1203 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:27,160 Lev He. Picks her up and a little gas. 1204 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:31,320 There you go. He takes him her to his Prius 1205 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:35,240 and they drive away. Liberals, I didn't successfully 1206 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,480 wait a second, I didn't successfully seduced her. 1207 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,400 No, he, he, he took her off before. 1208 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,000 Took her. Took away with her, took her. 1209 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,080 Wow. Took off with her. 1210 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,160 There we go. I'll get it out. 1211 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,280 Took off with her before you could. 1212 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,280 Or he said it. Liberals. 1213 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,960 Do a play like that. Do a play talk for a. 1214 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:56,200 Play out, Yeah. Yeah, he's freaking out. 1215 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,800 You guys just killed a bunch of zombies. 1216 01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,400 He didn't know how he was going to do that. 1217 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,160 All right, right. So you get the tanker filled up? 1218 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:06,120 And. After that 6 hour battle, that's 1219 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,600 going to be some long battle music. 1220 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:13,280 So you finished your drive to reach to reach Michigan City 1221 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:16,560 after filling up the LAV and left the tanker there. 1222 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,360 You know, because you don't want to take that the whole way. 1223 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,000 Just pick it up on the way back. Right, right, right, right. 1224 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:27,680 But you drive, you drive up to the the Lighthouse Museum there 1225 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:31,240 in Michigan City, and your lights fall across the museum. 1226 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,760 There's a fellow that comes out to reach you pull up to and I 1227 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,880 greet him with my gun. There's the lighthouse museum 1228 01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:41,480 right there on the edge of that small lake that's next to 1229 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,320 Michigan where oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 1230 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,960 My apologies. I just clicked on it. 1231 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,080 Yep, there it is forgot about that. 1232 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,160 So there's there's where it is in Michigan City and this is. 1233 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,120 The famous footwear. Yeah, that's. 1234 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,760 That's what it looks like. Socks. 1235 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,960 This whole time. Oh yeah, you definitely want to 1236 01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:01,000 get some. Why I keep missing? 1237 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:04,400 Well, that could be a reason. And this fella here comes out 1238 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:08,240 Dan Beers and he. He say beer. 1239 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:12,440 Yeah. Well, it's so much more like a 1240 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,760 beers, but, you know, no, we don't. 1241 01:08:16,279 --> 01:08:18,319 It's English. I'm, I'm not, I'm actually 1242 01:08:18,319 --> 01:08:21,680 German, but it's, it sounds like beers. 1243 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,439 Yeah. No, it's beers you. 1244 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:28,960 You guys are you do so so who are you, you gentlemen? 1245 01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:33,319 I'm the devil and lady. The Devil. 1246 01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:36,640 He's death Incarnate. I'm your aunt, right? 1247 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,920 No, just kidding. Yeah. 1248 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:40,560 I don't know. Yeah, you. 1249 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:44,080 Gotta make me your queen. I heard that you're gonna. 1250 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,120 Take it to the Edmund for the ocean. 1251 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:52,120 Oh, yeah. Hey, so should you guys by 1252 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,240 chance? I I I heard from a fella that I 1253 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:59,359 haven't heard from in a lot of years the other day, James, 1254 01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:03,040 James Merritt, an old friend of mine says says he calls himself 1255 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:07,160 Brad Ashley now for some reason. Do you guys know him? 1256 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:08,040 No. No. 1257 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,640 He's gay. Suit No. 1258 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:12,200 We know Ashley Madison. I know. 1259 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,720 Yeah, I know. In Ashley Madison. 1260 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,880 But he's my gay lover. I don't know Brad Ashley. 1261 01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:21,720 Wait, no, Brad is Brad. Brad was that woman. 1262 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,960 Brad was that woman or that man in the woman's? 1263 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:27,399 Yeah, Brad, with that little twink that that Ashley was 1264 01:09:27,399 --> 01:09:29,880 banging. Wait, guys, do you think his 1265 01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,279 name is really Ashley Madison? Yes. 1266 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,200 Honestly, it's like, it's what? It's what Cletus introduced him 1267 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,479 to me as, so we figured that was his name. 1268 01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:40,279 I. Mean we know it's it's Brad 1269 01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:42,040 Ashley, right? No I don't. 1270 01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:44,760 I have a name to be talking about where I. 1271 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,479 Only like. No, that's the firefighter dude 1272 01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:50,040 that you know, that the cleaning guy. 1273 01:09:50,359 --> 01:09:53,720 What Ash? Police, Brad no. 1274 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:54,760 So that's. Bradley. 1275 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:59,080 I spoke with James Merritt, OK, the nerd guy. 1276 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,920 He's he's a nerd. He said he's been posing as a 1277 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:06,760 Brad Ashley so he could, you know, get followers. 1278 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:11,080 And he said you guys call him Ashley Madison, but that's not 1279 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,800 his name. But he just knew that, and he's 1280 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:18,160 not gay, but he says he kind of. No, he don't give up. 1281 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,400 The big Yup. For you guys, he's definitely 1282 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:23,520 gay, but OK. He's putting on a front for 1283 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,360 sure. We're we're highly suspect. 1284 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,600 I I've, I mean, he's not. Being his true self. 1285 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,800 And we've known. He might have. 1286 01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,800 He might have. Something might have happened. 1287 01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:35,880 But when I knew him back in college, boy, he he really, 1288 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,560 well, no, he really didn't get much of the good stuff because 1289 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:42,960 he was, he was a big nerd. But, you know, he could have if 1290 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,000 you wanted to, Yeah. Nerds. 1291 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:47,040 Pretty sure he won't do cocaine. Sounds like something a gay 1292 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,240 boyfriend would say about another gay boyfriend. 1293 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:49,920 If you're. Asking me. 1294 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,320 All I can. Hey, Mr. All I can hear out of 1295 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:58,240 your mouth is OK. So you guys are funny. 1296 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,360 I could let you stay the night here if you'd like. 1297 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,080 If not, I mean that's that's. Cool too. 1298 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,720 No. So you. 1299 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:10,200 I appreciate the hospitality. So you can find, you know who's 1300 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,960 going to take you across next, you know, tomorrow. 1301 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,600 Yeah, it probably should be nicer to you that small. 1302 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,640 Lake Dip disrobes his Heinie's in the air as he's spreading out 1303 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:24,560 his bed roll. I think I appreciate it. 1304 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:27,600 I, I I. Do have a bunch for you? 1305 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,960 I sleep in the nude, yeah. I. 1306 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,360 Mean that makes sense. Guys, I'm to be honest, I 1307 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,600 haven't. I haven't had a good night's 1308 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,200 sleep since I cut my chastity belt. 1309 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,480 I'm not used to it. It's. 1310 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,720 Because you're a slut now. Yeah, I'm a slut now. 1311 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,800 Now we don't have the ping every time he gets excited. 1312 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:46,360 Yeah. All right. 1313 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,440 So I stripped out the naked except for my my leather cut, 1314 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,360 and it's all right in my bedroom. 1315 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,680 Now we'll go to bed. Pooh bearing it. 1316 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,640 I drag a wooden chair into the corner and kind of lean it on 1317 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:07,360 the back two legs and sit there. I need to roll in case somebody 1318 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,360 attacks us. You're too cool. 1319 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:13,160 I cuddle with Jolene and on the little spoon and. 1320 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,000 You're the little spoon. She's still in her suit. 1321 01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:21,320 Yeah, he's still in her Glitter Boy suit. 1322 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,960 Yeah, well, it's, well, it's plugged into the lav to recharge 1323 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,720 for the night. Yeah, yeah. 1324 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:29,040 Yeah, like a like a big umbilical cord. 1325 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,720 So you guys wake up the next morning and and Beers is there 1326 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,960 to greet you and he says hey, you. 1327 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,720 So you're the the captain of the ship. 1328 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:43,120 He's over in the the bar right over there over in the pub. 1329 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:45,600 You guys want to Mosey on over there. 1330 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:50,000 You can get some breakfast on me and and you can talk to the 1331 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,000 captain. All right after I do. 1332 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,640 We're going to eat breakfast on you. 1333 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:57,520 I'll pay for it the. Silence was uncomfortable there. 1334 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,920 I thought I had to eat on top of you. 1335 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,000 No, because the silence was uncomfortable. 1336 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,440 Because I couldn't believe you said that. 1337 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,480 That's. I don't know, you said on you 1338 01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:09,240 SO. I'm trying to figure. 1339 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,320 Out that. I like, yeah, that generally 1340 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,200 that means, you know, they're paying for, somebody's paying 1341 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:17,560 for it for you, but. Oh, so you could have just said 1342 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,800 that. Yeah, I guess I could have. 1343 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:21,400 I didn't realize I needed to be I. 1344 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,320 Was thinking of eating scrambled eggs and hash Browns off of you. 1345 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:28,080 So still kindergarten ish. I was going to eat you like. 1346 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,880 I was going to eat your mom. My mom's dead. 1347 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:36,560 I'm on. Dead also, I dare you. 1348 01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,840 I must have a spit take. I'll still. 1349 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,120 I'll still take that right though. 1350 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:43,760 Yeah, yeah, I'm but I'm still poo bearing it. 1351 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:47,920 You poo bearing it. You got your belly hanging out. 1352 01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,240 No pants. Yeah, no pants on. 1353 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,240 I'm bottomless. Yeah, okay, all right, yeah, 1354 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,880 that makes sense. And you go over next door and 1355 01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,880 you've got one fella sitting in there. 1356 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,680 So dude. That's a man we could trust. 1357 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,720 That's a man I would put my life. 1358 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,960 Hey, fellas. Oh no. 1359 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,960 Man, it's good to. See you guys. 1360 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,520 Yep. Do I know? 1361 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:11,440 Yep. Oh. 1362 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:19,400 Well, no. The name's Captain 2 Tooth Man. 1363 01:14:19,440 --> 01:14:22,720 I got a boat for you guys. You got a. 1364 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:26,320 Huge. It's monstrous. 1365 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,560 You. Guys are going to love it. 1366 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:32,240 Ginormous. This ginormous. 1367 01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:35,360 Please don't tell me we're looking for treasure out there. 1368 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,760 No, you're not. No, no treasure. 1369 01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:39,960 Can you find the Edmund Fitzgerald? 1370 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:44,920 But no, can't find it. I look for it and couldn't find 1371 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,920 it. Man that picture is like horrid 1372 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:51,040 and I hate. Looking at it can't look away 1373 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:57,920 though. It looks like his left canine is 1374 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:02,320 like a claw. Yeah, pretty much so. 1375 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,920 But I, you know that I can't. Nobody rides for free. 1376 01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:10,400 Just want you to know that. And you are going to have to pay 1377 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,360 for your. I'm going to need you to do a 1378 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,400 little job when we get to Chicago. 1379 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,480 Start pulling my hair back. What? 1380 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,600 Start pulling his hair back. What do you want me to do? 1381 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:26,600 Well, I'll tell you when we get close to Chicago, but I'm going 1382 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:27,920 to. I'm going to have to have you do 1383 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,320 something for me. Well, I was going to do it for 1384 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,360 you Here. Let's. 1385 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,880 Get out of the way. No. 1386 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:37,040 So no, I'm I'm going to need you to to to kill my wife. 1387 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:38,360 Wow. What? 1388 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:40,120 That's great. OK. 1389 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:41,800 Yeah. That's not cool. 1390 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,720 No. Why? 1391 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,000 Are we killing your wife, little guys? 1392 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:49,440 This is like my thing. Wait, is what's wrong with her? 1393 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:50,560 Is she a zombie? Why are? 1394 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:51,600 No. Why are we? 1395 01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:53,560 Oh. She's a zombie. 1396 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,600 Yeah. I don't have the heart to do it. 1397 01:15:57,040 --> 01:16:04,240 All right, I guess. OK, so we can pause right here. 1398 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,160 This is a great place to end it if you guys want to end it for 1399 01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:10,040 the night. If not, what's what's left to 1400 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,760 ensue? Might take another 20 to 30 1401 01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,320 minutes. What time is it? 1402 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,640 It's time this. Time or after. 1403 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:19,680 I'll leave it a few guys just. That one battle so. 1404 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:24,480 I'm I'm good. 20 to 30 minutes isn't that long, so I'm fine 1405 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:25,880 with. You guys though. 1406 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,080 Yeah, I'll stick it out. Yeah, I can do it. 1407 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,800 I think it'll be fun. As long as the next battle 1408 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,160 doesn't take another 45 minutes to an hour. 1409 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,120 Well, I'll plug. Her in the back of the head with 1410 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:36,760 my plasma. All right, so. 1411 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,960 You roll A1. It doesn't work very well. 1412 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,320 That's true, as long as I don't do that. 1413 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:45,360 So all we got to do is we got to get on my boat, the Jolly 1414 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,200 Ronald. You guys can go ahead and and 1415 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,800 load up that big old truck you got over there. 1416 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:55,080 Man, that thing's gidormous. It's huge. 1417 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,640 You know what operate this boat, don't you? 1418 01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:02,600 My what I'm sure I do. I've been doing it for 57 years. 1419 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:07,200 My wife's boobs, they were huge. You got it was really hard. 1420 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,280 It was really hard to watch her die. 1421 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,160 Yeah. Yeah. 1422 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,880 You got a picture of her? I can't see what your wife looks 1423 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,880 like. I want to assess the goods. 1424 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:26,320 I mean, I no, I don't have any pictures, but you'll get to see 1425 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,200 her. That's convenient. 1426 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,760 Yeah, you'll get to see her. Okay, that's almost as good. 1427 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:33,680 As long as they ever been rotted away. 1428 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,000 You know, sometimes that happens. 1429 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,440 I've seen it, yeah. She's been there for a little 1430 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:43,440 bit. Define a little bit like 6-9 1431 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:46,560 months, I don't know. 6/7. I don't know. 1432 01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,080 Hey, probably. Would. 1433 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:51,080 No, probably would. So it takes about 3 hours once 1434 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,000 you guys get completely underway. 1435 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:56,040 Oh guys, I get Z sick really bad. 1436 01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:01,320 Oh, hang on, hang on. I got the cure for you. 1437 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,680 I got the cure. Here. 1438 01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:07,760 Here, drink this water. Let's go soak in sour dough 1439 01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:14,040 bread. It's. 1440 01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:17,920 Salt water from the lake I got to cure for you. 1441 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:20,200 Here, lick my taint. You. 1442 01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,160 Drink the salt water. It's it's an old, it's an old 1443 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:28,240 fisherman's tail. You drink the salt water and 1444 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,800 you'll start to hallucinate, but you'll be OK. 1445 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:34,680 I should get it in salt water. Yeah, it is. 1446 01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:39,000 Yeah. Oh, so yeah. 1447 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:41,280 Yeah, it is I. Mean you got I'm talking about 1448 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,440 water in lake that is added salt to it. 1449 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:46,280 No, it's the largest freshwater lake. 1450 01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,600 It's. Huge. 1451 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:49,720 Yep. It's a lake. 1452 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:53,000 Freshwater. It's enormous. 1453 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:56,920 He drinks the salt water and he hallucinates Cletus with breast. 1454 01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,600 You feel better. Oh, that's real life, baby. 1455 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:03,960 That's real life, baby. We've been hallucinating Cletus 1456 01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:10,560 without breasts. So, So you guys pull up the map 1457 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,360 of the Chicago Harbor Lighthouse. 1458 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,640 That doesn't look too impressive from the map. 1459 01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:18,160 I'm not too impressed, really. Yeah, when? 1460 01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,640 You see it when? You see it in real life, it's a 1461 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:24,120 little more impressive. Got a pretty pretty. 1462 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:28,000 That's a. Peanut not not real big, but you 1463 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,600 know, there's there's enough room for a few zombies up in 1464 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:31,760 there. Say average. 1465 01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:33,480 Yeah, it'll. Be fine. 1466 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:40,280 So he so as you, but as you pull up, you guys start noticing 1467 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:47,840 these that the water is clogged up with zombies, swimming, 1468 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,960 swimming zombies. An actual nightmare I that I 1469 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:55,800 have. How does plasma relate to water? 1470 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,280 It kind of looks like they're drowning, not swimming. 1471 01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,000 They're reaching up, trying to grab anything that they can get 1472 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,760 a hold of, I mean. You're in there, Yeah. 1473 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,040 Oh, we should probably love that. 1474 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,560 Lower our rope. OK. 1475 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,400 Just just to go ahead and dive in. 1476 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:14,280 So so so here's the thing guys, so I, I know how to take care of 1477 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,960 these zombies so we can get through. 1478 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,760 Otherwise, guys, you're you're not going to be able to get up 1479 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:22,800 in this area. Nobody are these zombies like 1480 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:27,160 inhibiting your boat. Yeah, no, the the there isn't a 1481 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,440 boat that can make it through this. 1482 01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:31,480 They would stop the boat and climb on board the boat and they 1483 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,120 they killed. People out of motor. 1484 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,440 That makes sense. Yeah, just reverse. 1485 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,080 Into them. I want to kill them. 1486 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,880 So anyway, I know how to get past them. 1487 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:45,440 All you fail is have to do is go where my wife is up in this up 1488 01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:51,280 in this huge lighthouse and. Mean huge knowledge. 1489 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:54,520 It's a little small to me. If you're really just before 1490 01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:55,960 getting built, that's an average. 1491 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,920 Size Lighthouse. Yeah, but then. 1492 01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:01,600 But then you got to go and just find the lady with the ginormous 1493 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:04,280 breasts and killer. Yeah. 1494 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:08,040 And then I guess, I guess just bring her head out with you, I 1495 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,240 guess. Oh, why do you want that? 1496 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,280 You're one of those. That's proof. 1497 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:14,880 Or bring your dress. I don't know. 1498 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:17,080 I'll know it's hers. OK, your dress. 1499 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:23,600 Bring a dress, just Rover. So he he pulls up to the he's 1500 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,160 able to just a. Deuce there. 1501 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,960 OK, I just want to say, guys, I am terrified of female zombies, 1502 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:30,520 so you guys are going to have to take care of this. 1503 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,120 Yeah, I get it. Oh yeah. 1504 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,360 Or, or or. You face your fear. 1505 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:35,560 You do. It run up. 1506 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:39,200 I run up and find the flat chested White House keeper's 1507 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,320 wife. In fact, it looks like a teenage 1508 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:44,200 boy if we're being on it. And they're bees big. 1509 01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:47,160 Boy. Big bees, little CS Yeah. 1510 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,560 So he lets you off at the sandbar. 1511 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:53,600 You guys are able to make your way over up into where the 1512 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:55,640 zombies are I'm. Glad I have shoes now. 1513 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I felt slumped. 1514 01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:03,360 Grabbed my ankle. I felt something weird and slimy 1515 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:04,800 to crawl out from underneath my foot. 1516 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,080 It's a big and that was cleanish. 1517 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:11,880 Again, that was. Cleanish. 1518 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:15,560 You found you found that 55 gallon barrel bastard glide. 1519 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:22,000 So you guys go up to the lighthouse, Yeah. 1520 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:26,200 You go to walk in and it's pretty, pretty musty smelling on 1521 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,200 the inside, you know, kind of a damp, a damp smell. 1522 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:33,000 And there, there isn't anybody. It doesn't look like it first. 1523 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:36,480 And the door kind of as the door closes shut behind you and kind 1524 01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,440 of creaks, the noises from the outside are kind of shut out. 1525 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:43,800 You feel like you almost like you've stepped into another, 1526 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:46,480 another world. It's feels really, really weird 1527 01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:50,320 in here. And this, this woman comes 1528 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:55,560 sloughing around the corner and you see her. 1529 01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:59,640 She's got, she's got about, I do believe I said a dozen zombies 1530 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,920 with her. Down to about right, she's. 1531 01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:03,640 Got a She's got a dozen zombies with her. 1532 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:07,120 I give my best of. Arrows to Wallace. 1533 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:10,640 Not the bow anymore, yeah. Then I throw them like darts. 1534 01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,320 Yeah, he gave it away. So you're, you're in a, you're 1535 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:18,000 in a pretty small area. They would definitely not be 1536 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,040 advisable to use explosive arrows. 1537 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,680 Just getting out, getting that roll, getting out all the bad 1538 01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:25,400 rolls. A few, not 20s. 1539 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,760 Eighteen. All right, 12 to 18. 1540 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:33,960 All right, it's a 2. Get for initiative. 1541 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,160 No, I shoot her in the pace, Yeah. 1542 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,680 No, not initiating. I'm killing. 1543 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:46,680 I'm throwing a Molotov. 7 for initiatives Who are you? 1544 01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,160 What? The guy with the Molotov Kia. 1545 01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:57,320 The guy that's going to kill you, My husband sent you, didn't 1546 01:23:57,320 --> 01:23:58,240 he? Yeah. 1547 01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:00,560 Yeah, you kind of lied about your breasts, Yeah. 1548 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:03,400 Pretty average. That's pretty much exactly what 1549 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:05,440 I suspected. They're really they're not right 1550 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,080 home about. They're big. 1551 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:08,320 They're. Right. 1552 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:12,080 Yeah, like he always. Said they were huge. 1553 01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:15,000 I would but like. I think he was just button you 1554 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,440 up. But I'm I'm OK in there. 1555 01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:19,560 Like I wouldn't. Complain, but like. 1556 01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:22,120 Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. Describe them as huge. 1557 01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:24,800 Well, that's disappointing. Well. 1558 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:29,400 Anyway can I about? Me something you guys need to 1559 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:33,400 know before you kill me. So that's what you want to do. 1560 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:39,360 That's yourself Good, really. But he, he's an evil man, OK? 1561 01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:43,560 He, he shoved me in here. He locked me in here. 1562 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,440 It seems like he doesn't like. You. 1563 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,680 No, he didn't. He was trying to kill me because 1564 01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:51,480 he's got a little, he had a little side piece and he locked 1565 01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:56,160 me in here and I and I found some Adderall and I took the 1566 01:24:56,160 --> 01:25:00,040 Adderall and then the zombies killed me and I could still 1567 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:03,120 think, but I'm a zombie. We got an idea. 1568 01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:05,960 Give us your give us your dress, and we'll be on our. 1569 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:07,120 Way. No. 1570 01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,840 I got an idea. You want you want them dead. 1571 01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,200 We'll take your head off. Right. 1572 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:12,320 But you're still alive because you're a zombie. 1573 01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:14,800 Yeah. You just bite them when we give 1574 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,200 your head to him. Yep. 1575 01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:19,680 This isn't The Walking Dead. Right in the butt. 1576 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,440 Right, this isn't The Walking Dead. 1577 01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:24,080 And then I get your dress. Yeah, it is. 1578 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:28,360 You're walking and you're dead. So you actually want to help 1579 01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:30,640 this jerk? Well, we need to get over. 1580 01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:33,960 Want your dress to take to him? Awesome lady, I'm just in it for 1581 01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,160 the dress. Well, fine. 1582 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:38,760 Well, fine. Yeah, we could just take the 1583 01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:40,880 dress and leave I. Guess we kind of need the 1584 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,960 transport, so we kind. Of need every dress. 1585 01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:45,760 Yeah, well, I mean, we can. We could drive a boat. 1586 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,160 I bet Cletus could drive a boat. I could drive AI. 1587 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,840 Wouldn't count on it. I could drive an helicopter. 1588 01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:53,920 So I can drive it. Yeah. 1589 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:57,560 I'm proficient with helicopters. Those are not synonymous. 1590 01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,880 They're very synonymous. OK. 1591 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:01,840 Have you ever read a helicopter report? 1592 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:04,120 It's like a boat. It's a boat in the sky. 1593 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:05,880 It's a flying boat. Yeah, you're. 1594 01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:08,480 Right, Yeah, I can detect ambushes. 1595 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:14,560 I have 10% bonus to transportation so I could do it 1596 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,960 guys. Wallace here is good at guarding 1597 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:20,760 it and I can say real good. I just never tried. 1598 01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:22,680 You can't. You Can't Sing that good. 1599 01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:24,200 I will, yeah. I'm proficient. 1600 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:25,720 Well, I'm I'm a better singer though. 1601 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,840 I tried out for American Idol one time, but whatever, I'll 1602 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:32,320 talk about that later. No, I actually I, I want to hear 1603 01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:33,800 this. So I want to cut her head off. 1604 01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:37,280 OK, I'll let Blatus do it. Go ahead, buddy. 1605 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:40,320 You want you want my dress. You want my dress. 1606 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,120 That's fine. Here, take my dress. 1607 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:44,120 OK. There. 1608 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,280 Thank you. Now I'm Naked. 1609 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:50,280 I don't care. Well, it's cold in here. 1610 01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,920 You're pretty small. When I tell you I I put on her. 1611 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,440 Dress OK. Thank you and. 1612 01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:01,280 I cut her out. And then we leave. 1613 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,440 I don't get revenge. Nope. 1614 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:06,320 Nah. I thought we honestly ladies 1615 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:11,400 lady, at this point we just spent 45 minutes fighting 7 1616 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,840 zombies. It's gonna be another like 40. 1617 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:17,360 Five to fight you. So we're just gonna wear the 1618 01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:20,600 dress, we're going to get our transportation, we're going to 1619 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:24,360 hit the mean streets of Chicago, and I'm looking for a Primo ZA 1620 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,720 OK do. You want me to put you out of 1621 01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:29,080 your misery because. I'll do it. 1622 01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,080 Do you want? Us to kill you. 1623 01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:33,960 I mean, not really, but I I wanted to kill my husband. 1624 01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:37,160 Well, we need him though, see. So I need it like you can't do 1625 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:40,520 that. How about that? 1626 01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:41,880 We'll kill him. How? 1627 01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,320 About, how about? Mine. 1628 01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,880 Yeah. We'll kill him, whatever. 1629 01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:47,080 Yeah, Wallace and I could know what to do. 1630 01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:47,520 Yeah. Yeah. 1631 01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:51,440 Maybe you could tell him to come back here when he drops you off. 1632 01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,440 Oh. That's a good idea, yeah. 1633 01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:54,440 Go see for. Yourself. 1634 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:57,040 Oh, wait, no. Or we could just leave the the 1635 01:27:57,040 --> 01:27:59,960 door open and then you just wait for us to pass and then you go 1636 01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:01,480 into Chicago and wait for him there. 1637 01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:04,520 I can't make it. I can't make it to Chicago from 1638 01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:05,640 here. I can't swim, swim. 1639 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,040 Swim. Walk the pier. 1640 01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,120 Or maybe if you had giant crests you could. 1641 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:13,680 Yeah, they kind of, they kind of rotted away. 1642 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,720 I look for a life preserver. The lighthouse is bound. 1643 01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:19,840 To be it's fine, it's fine. Just go, go. 1644 01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:21,560 You boys are cute. Get out of here. 1645 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,080 OK, she called us. Cute. 1646 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:25,840 Love you grandma. Go. 1647 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:27,120 Don't leave. Don't get jealous. 1648 01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:27,840 Please don't. Don't. 1649 01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:30,200 We're going. I'll see you in the morning and 1650 01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:30,680 I give her. Kisses. 1651 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:32,160 Can't believe you did this to me. 1652 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:38,160 Word. Hey, boys. 1653 01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:43,240 You did it. Can't believe you did it. 1654 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,200 Yeah. Yeah, they weren't that. 1655 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,680 Good man. I'm so happy to see you guys. 1656 01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:55,320 Mr. You wearing my wife's dress? Yep. 1657 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,160 It's his size, yeah. No choice. 1658 01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:00,960 Yeah. I had to, she said. 1659 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,960 You were doubt. She, she. 1660 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:05,680 I had to. Don't you see that he's been 1661 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:07,240 Pooh bearing it this entire time? 1662 01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,480 It is a bit of it's a little better. 1663 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:16,080 Your penis is huge. He. 1664 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:21,600 Says that about that he's calling you average size. 1665 01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:25,840 I happen to think that it is sizable. 1666 01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:28,240 Hey boys, you want to stay with me? 1667 01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:30,400 I've got buried treasure to find. 1668 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:35,240 No, but now just try to go get a good old. 1669 01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:39,080 You know. Yeah, you know, the other day. 1670 01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:42,000 Oh man, you should have seen what was happening the other 1671 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,200 day. What's that? 1672 01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:48,840 What happened the other day? Where Yeah, what can you just 1673 01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:53,440 like drop off please? Oh, you guys need Oh, you guys 1674 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,080 were going to Chicago? I thought you guys were the 1675 01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:59,000 X-rated trip. No, we're going to Wisconsin. 1676 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,600 Man, I bring these guys here all the time. 1677 01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:05,520 They're rich. They're so filthy rich. 1678 01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,600 We bring them here all the time so they can have sex with the 1679 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:12,880 zombies. Talk about. 1680 01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:16,920 Man. Gross be cracking a cold one. 1681 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:23,240 All right, well, let's get you up in the Chicago, I guess. 1682 01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:27,200 All right. He hits a button on the on his 1683 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:28,960 control panel. You see him, he hits a couple 1684 01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:34,720 buttons and the side of the boat, the bubbles begin to pop 1685 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:37,360 up all around it, like somebody's blowing a bunch of 1686 01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:41,400 air into the water. And as the, as the ship moves 1687 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:46,160 forward, the air displaces the it's bubbling up through there, 1688 01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:50,120 lowers the density of the water. And the zombie zombies. 1689 01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:52,600 The zombies that are reaching up and trying to swim and 1690 01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:55,080 everything. They can no longer keep afloat 1691 01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:58,400 and they sink and the boat goes through unharmed. 1692 01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:02,720 Yeah. Little trick I learned from one 1693 01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:06,800 of those rich fellas. Hey do. 1694 01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:09,880 You have. Any mashed potatoes around here? 1695 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:11,840 I'm hungry. Are you kidding me? 1696 01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:15,960 I got cans and cans and cans of mashed taters. 1697 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,120 You would. Yeah. 1698 01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:21,880 Got some gravy too or? Gravy, yeah. 1699 01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:23,520 Low. Sauce. 1700 01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:28,160 That's all I eat, what makes my breath so clean and shiny. 1701 01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:33,400 Does smell good, surprisingly. I got 3 cans of sausage gravy. 1702 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,760 Absolutely gorge myself feeding my dogs. 1703 01:31:41,480 --> 01:31:43,520 I feel like just watching me do this there's against my 1704 01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:49,480 religion. It's good potatoes and it's the 1705 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:53,200 instant stuff, but like I put spices in it pretty good. 1706 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:58,200 Yeah, not have been, yeah. It's not bad anyway, who these 1707 01:31:58,200 --> 01:31:59,440 rich people you're talking about? 1708 01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:03,560 What old old George and George Pendergrass, huh? 1709 01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:07,360 Yeah, he's a kinky 1. George Pentagram. 1710 01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:09,080 Pendergrass. Yeah. 1711 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:11,640 What do you do to the grass? I don't know. 1712 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:15,040 Cradgrass. He's huge, enormous. 1713 01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:16,520 I'm sure he knows. All. 1714 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:20,840 About the buried treasure. Yeah, right, right. 1715 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,800 Yeah. This guy's crazier than me. 1716 01:32:29,160 --> 01:32:31,320 All right. And you guys are able to pull 1717 01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:34,440 into the Chicago River area? Is a Taco. 1718 01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:37,480 Place. Up the Navy Pier and from here, 1719 01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:39,960 well, I guess it's not on this map. 1720 01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:43,280 I thought it was. But you're able to go go through 1721 01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:48,760 here all the way up to the building where the Bedford, the 1722 01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:52,080 Bedford Financial Group is. And that'll that'll end this 1723 01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,280 week's session. I'm going to look for the Trump 1724 01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:57,320 hotel. Stay, stay tuned. 1725 01:32:57,320 --> 01:33:00,200 And in two weeks, we'll come back to this and find out what 1726 01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:03,880 you guys find out at the Bedford and Grand Bedford Investment 1727 01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,320 group. There we go. 2 weeks. 2 weeks. 1728 01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:09,680 Yeah, we'll be here next week. You won't be here next week, OK? 1729 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:14,080 I'll be hunting Bambi. I'll be doing auto erratic 1730 01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:18,720 asphyxiation. Jeez, it's huge. 1731 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:22,440 Be feeding my dogs be. Looking for buried treasure? 1732 01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:32,920 Oh 22022, that's awesome. You know, Mr. Masters, it's a 1733 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,640 it's a tragedy that you're not hunting deer around Iowa Falls, 1734 01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:41,000 because you will find one. I know, yeah, I got, I got to do 1735 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:44,200 some hunting around here. I got, I got my, I got my my 1736 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:46,800 hunter safety certificate now, so I can do it here. 1737 01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,880 I also have my hunting license. Atkins Yeah. 1738 01:33:50,440 --> 01:33:54,360 So does. So does those Mr. Danny, right? 1739 01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:56,400 That's. That's. 1740 01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:00,880 I do. OK Thanks to everybody for 1741 01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:02,160 listening. We appreciate you. 1742 01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:06,160 We hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoy playing it, and we'll 1743 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:10,280 see you on the next one in two weeks or 30 seconds. 1744 01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:16,760 Bye that. Concludes the story from now. 1745 01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:19,520 If you like the tales so far, stick around. 1746 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:26,640 I might tell you more next time. Now where did I put my supplies?