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Hey guys, welcome to the Main 
Menu podcast. 

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I'm Joe, one of your Co hosts. 
Today we'll be finishing up SCP 

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Site 19 with its grand finale. 
Our characters will be exploring

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the mysterious SCP Site 13 
compound as it somehow appeared 

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in the middle of Texas. 
We'll be running to bathrooms, 

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cutting clowns in half, throwing
people into walls, commanding 

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giant robots, you know that sort
of thing. 

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You'll see I wanted to enhance 
the experience of this grand 

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finale. 
You'll be hearing me break up 

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the scene every now and again to
tell you, the listener, what's 

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happening in the game. 
We get really engrossed in the 

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map and the game when we play 
that. 

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Sometimes it's easy to leave the
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actually where and so forth. 
I had a great time playing this 

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game and I hope you guys have a 
great time listening. 

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This creative work is released 
under Creative Comments. 

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Share like 3 point O The game 
master of SCP site 19 is Dan 

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players Joe as Jacob hockey, Bob
as faxwell blart, Derek as Brett

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Sawyer, and Alex as Bean 
Remington. 

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Welcome to the SCP Foundation. 
So welcome, Welcome everyone 

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back to the main main podcast 
featuring some more Z&D. 

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Finally, we're back at it again 
inside of SCB Site 19. 

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of the SCP site 19 or any of the
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to. 
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particularly liked and you'd 
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Just let us know. 
But we're going to go ahead. 

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We're going to jump right into 
it, and we last left off with 

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Haggis. 
Director Haggis, freaking out 

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because a random base popped up 
out of nowhere and the base had 

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not existed before. 
So with the director, Haggis is 

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kind of sitting here in front of
you in the conference room still

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from what you remember. 
And he's he's he's freaking out.

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Obviously he's sweating to you 
that this base is believed to be

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site 13. 
Site 13, for a little bit of a 

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back history for you, was the 
proposed site of a base in Nome,

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AK that was supposed to house a 
whole bunch of different unique 

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SCPS, but was initially scrapped
for Site 19, which is bigger and

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more advanced. 
So site 13 was never actually 

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ever built, but has just 
randomly popped up in the middle

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of big. 
It was a Big Bend park in Texas,

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15 kilometers from the Mexican 
border. 

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Yeah. 
Big Big Bend Ranch State Park. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. 
You guys believe? 

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Yeah, I I don't believe it. 
It's crazy, man. 

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It was never built. 
Then how'd it get there? 

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That's a great question and 
that's the one that you're going

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to find out for me. 
I don't want to we're. 

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Going to load you boys up in a 
helmet shop here and get you 

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down there. 
How long are we going to be in 

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this helicopter? 
Helicopter. 

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Well, probably like. 
I feel like you're saying you're

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always in your elves wrong. 
It's contagious, hey? 

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I feel like you're mocking me 
and I can't put my finger on it.

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OK, mix your alpha male. 
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 

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See, he's just swooning with me.
Yeah, I'm just a little bit of 

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fuck boy, sorry. 
That's white, Director Haggis. 

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I don't wanna go. 
Do I have? 

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I don't. 
I don't feel like I should be 

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punching down. 
I don't. 

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Feel like I should be punching 
that. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You have to go. 

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Sorry. 
Yeah, sorry. 

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I feel. 
Does this count as an 

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experiment? 
It does count in Asia. 

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Experiment and don't. 
We go free after this. 

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Yeah, actually you guys go free 
after this so. 

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This is it would be. 
That's right, boys. 

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Quick in and out, in and out. 
OK, like 5 minutes in and out. 

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In and out. 
Wait a second, I have to do more

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than you guys cuz I just I got 
here later than you. 

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You have a lesson sentence. 
You only had like 4 life 

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sentences and they had like 8. 
I had I had eight from selling 

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that many woo Boo boos. 
Yeah, Jackie. 

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Tell a lot of Boo. 
Boo. 

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I was very prolific. 
I know my wife was overweight. 

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I didn't know she was four life 
sentences. 

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Well, your wife, friend and your
unborn child, you twins. 

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Oh, the baby the. 
Baby murderer. 

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Baby killer, baby killer, baby 
killer. 

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The thing is, it wasn't mine, so
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You're still murdered, baby. 
You're still motored. 

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A baby motored. 
You know, the mailman. 

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The mailman have been coming 
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Maybe that had something to do 
with the baby? 

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Yeah, to drop off your mail, you
lunatic. 

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Drop off. 
Food. 

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A wad of debt? 
Would you believe not when he's 

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there on a Sunday. 
You're taken by via Black Hawk 

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helicopter to, yeah, Whittler A.
What stands in the middle, what 

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stands in the middle of the 
desert is a giant office 

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building is what it looks like. 
In the background. 

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There are smoke stacks, and 
there is still smoke coming from

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the smoke stacks. 
So it seems like that whatever 

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is going on in the base is still
active. 

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It almost looks like the base is
active, but there's some severe 

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weathering on the outside of the
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Like it is definitely rough. 
I feel like this Philadelphia. 

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Has seen better days it. 
Definitely has seen better days 

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and it is very close to the. 
Philadelphia this year. 

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So it looks like it's been seen.
In the ether for probably 40-50 

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years. 
It looks like it was sitting in 

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Fort Dodge, IA for two weeks, 
no? 

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No Lehigh. 
Lehigh, it's in. 

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Lehigh, Oh, we high, yeah. 
That's a very niche joke. 

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Yeah, it is. 
Yeah. 

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I'm from Canada. 
You're from Canada. 

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So you're, you're dropped off 
and and Haggis, Director Haggis 

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is obviously with you and he's 
he's suiting you guys up. 

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He's putting on your your little
plate carriers and he's got your

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little cameras hooked up on him 
and he's putting your helmet on.

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He's making sure your your mics 
are all checked up and he he was

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going to hand you your 40 fives 
back and then he sees the 

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weapons that you guys have and 
and he said, well, I guess you 

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guess you don't need this then, 
huh? 

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Well, you know, you want to give
me a bee shooter. 

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That's fine. 
You never know, you might need a

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seller gun. 
I'll. 

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Definitely take it. 
I'll, I'll take it. 

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I'm still in my. 
Car if I need to shoot myself, I

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I feel like I would need that 45
that's. 

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Fair. 
That's fair. 

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You guys did score. 
Good choice, Tom. 

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All right, well, I want you guys
to enter in over here and it's a

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door that leads down in the 
basement. 

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We sent a drone in earlier. 
You guys want to see some of 

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that footage, Chom? 
Love a good YouTube cool. 

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Cool cool cool cool cool. 
It's more like a tick tock 

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video. 
Be fine. 

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Oh, you made it. 
Into it. 

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It will probably. 
Be on wife week. 

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No, it's TikTok, so he told. 
Me if we leak. 

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He boots up TikTok and then he 
pulls it up and it's a video and

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the the the top 4, the top 4 
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actual video and the bottom 4 
inches is subway runner. 

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Subway Surfers. 
One 1/2 of that screen is like 

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people cutting into like clay or
something like that it. 

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Keeps my. 
Attention from the from the 

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drone footage, you see the drone
entering it. 

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It goes down the the basement 
stairs all the way to the 

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basement and enters in. 
It then sees a humanoid object 

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riding something on the walls 
and then like a it's something 

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like the the liquid is red. 
It's writing things in the 

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walls. 
It turns around and looks at the

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the drone and and walks away. 
And then it it proceeds to grabs

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a sample of that and he's like, 
Oh yeah, no, that's definitely 

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blood. 
By the way, I by some blood. 

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And the drone moves on further 
down and it sees like a couple 

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of like utility rooms and 
they're locked. 

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But on the feed, you can kind of
hear like some squelching coming

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from behind the room, like 
something really liquidy and 

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leathery and. 
Icky is kind of liquidy and 

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levely. 
Uh huh. 

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A lot of else, huh? 
And. 

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Well, blah blah blah blah. 
Sorry. 

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It goes to open that door and 
then all of a sudden you see a 

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flash of something quick and 
then the drone feed gets cut and

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he says well good luck. 
Have fun boy I. 

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Didn't get a lot from that but. 
No. 

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Let's do it. 
Now what were we supposed to get

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from that video? 
I don't care. 

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Have fun. 
Oh, OK. 

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No other debriefing we need. 
No, no. 

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That's the only briefing you 
get. 

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You get debrief if you make it 
back. 

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Oh, by the way, OK. 
You guys are like brief. 

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You guys are the fourth group 
we've sent in there. 

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There definitely is human 
survivors, but we can't get them

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out. 
So your objectives are this one.

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You have to install a Scranton 
Reality Anchor in there and he 

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hands each of you. 
He hands each of you a Scranton 

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Reality Anchor. 
Just a bag of cocaine. 

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Basically, should we probably 
have the one from Nashua 

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instead? 
Nashua. 

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Yeah, the one where Holly was 
the hot one? 

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Nashville. 
Nashua. 

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That's a bad office joke. 
You're funny, funny, funny. 

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And then your second objective 
is to turn off the generator and

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detonate the nuke inside and if 
at all possible, save, you know,

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everybody in there. 
That'd be pretty great. 

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All right. 
OK. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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I think you think that. 
You think you can do that. 

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I I Yeah, Not a problem. 
I guess not. 

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A problem at all, Tom? 
You think so? 

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A walk in Cake Park. 
We'll see what happens. 

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I got you, I got your back, 
boss. 

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I'll make sure it happens all. 
Right. 

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'll die trying. 

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You're worth it. 
I love you. 

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Wow. 
I love you. 

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Thank you, I have full trust and
faith in the the GM up above. 

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Who's God man? 
No GMDM, whatever decision maker

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you know. 
I don't know what's going on. 

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I'm pretty high on ketamine. 
I'm going to be walking in to 

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the door that he told us to go 
in there. 

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OK, yeah, let's go. 
As the weed of this poop, I also

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head towards the door. 
Oh, of course, of course, As the

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leader of this group, you you 
have to add the leader, yes. 

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Yeah, one one hand on his 
overall strap and the other 

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swinging his electric gun 
lightning bolt Jack. 

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I had, I had the, I had the Fire
Cortana. 

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That thing will come and use a 
bit. 

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Yeah. 
I wrote down while our 

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objectives on a 3 by 5 card. 
You you do really like those 3 

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by 5 cards, don't you? 
But what? 

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Were nice for organizing. 
It's like my planner, but 

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planners are for Sissy. 
It's like my agenda there. 

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OK, so you guys enter and you 
enter into like stairs that are 

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going. 
You you enter in and you can go 

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up or you can go down. 
Obviously you're instructed to 

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go towards the basement because 
that's where the location of the

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both the nuke and the generator 
room are, both down there. 

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Yeah, I feel like exploring is 
not really a great idea for 

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this. 
Maybe just I'm more of a 

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straight shooter. 
I go by the book, OK, you don't 

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gather firewood. 
I go gather. 

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Firewood I can split up upstairs
and upstairs because my statue 

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does not white going upstairs. 
Gravity takes all. 

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It makes it easier. 
Yeah. 

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Correct. 
It sure does. 

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What what the rest of you think?
We could split up go 2 by two 

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it. 
No. 

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I say we stick together. 
It's probably better I do to 

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stick together. 
Before we go, I'm going to radio

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Doctor Bob because I haven't 
seen him since before the 

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helicopter ride and I miss his 
voice. 

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Doctor Bob, I'm in. 
Doctor Bob, where are you there,

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bud? 
You're breaking up there, Bob. 

233
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You're breaking up. 
Yeah, the choppy. 

234
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The walkie-talkie quality is 
kind of garbage. 

235
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,640
Well no, it's not the walkie 
talkies fault. 

236
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It's your guys fault because 
you're in you're the area is not

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great. 
Or it's because you're on the 

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pooper, eh? 
Oh, I'm definitely. 

239
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On the pooper, I know, I know 
that the bathroom does not have 

240
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good cell reception. 
You're right, it doesn't. 

241
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:52,040
You're right. 
Hey, do we know what's upstairs?

242
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,240
Hey, bud, I'm curious. 
I'm a curious little boy. 

243
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Oh, oh, oh. 
What the Bob Lift? 

244
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,960
He's done. 
He's done with us. 

245
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,040
He can't take it no more. 
Ever since factual game. 

246
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:11,200
It was a real fun to get out. 
Oh my gosh, yeah. 

247
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,760
Let me look upstairs, upstairs, 
upstairs. 

248
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:20,640
You got really nothing up there 
but offices and some other bull 

249
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crap. 
Well, I'm not in the mood for 

250
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,200
any bull poop as you said. 
Yeah. 

251
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,360
I'll just go down. 
Well with dogs you can say both 

252
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,480
Quap. 
Oh, I know. 

253
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,920
You're such profanity. 
Hey, that's. 

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What I said very hard. 
Good luck and we'll we'll be 

255
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,920
seeing you. 
OK, I. 

256
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,120
Love you. 
Sure will, Trump. 

257
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,040
I'm gonna have to come back and 
pay you a visit. 

258
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,440
Jacob Hockey out. 
I'll make sure that your faith 

259
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:56,360
is very well placed. 
My faith is very well replaced. 

260
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,240
No. 
Very well poised. 

261
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Very well replaced. 
Just placed initially, not 

262
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replaced hey. 
What am I placing my faith in? 

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Inside of all of us. 
In your clue us. 

264
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Putting my faith in you. 
Correct. 

265
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,720
I hope so. 
I hope so. 

266
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I can't do it without you 
believing in me. 

267
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,160
Oh yeah, I believe in you. 
OK, not that I need the 

268
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:27,560
validation of another male but. 
Yeah, of course. 

269
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,360
Of course. 
Yeah. 

270
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,680
Nothing like Andrew Twait. 
Yeah, go. 

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00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:35,480
Downstairs, Hey. 
All right, good, Andrew Twait. 

272
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,720
We're all going to go downstairs
and stay close to him. 

273
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,400
Let's go together. 
Yeah, I'm going downstairs. 

274
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,520
I can feel his breath on my neck
making me uncomfortable. 

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Making me uncomfortable. 
I might be happy now, but I 

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ain't breathing because. 
You guys start heading 

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downstairs. 
By the way, the helmets that you

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guys have on have visors that 
help filter out any Cognito 

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hazards. 
Oh, that's very good to know. 

280
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,680
Actually very nice to know. 
But as you're walking down the 

281
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stairs, you see it's getting 
like darker and dingier. 

282
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:13,960
And it just says on the stairs, 
on the wall behind the stairs 

283
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,120
bleed in red. 
Okay. 

284
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,160
I wonder what that could mean. 
I slit my wrist. 

285
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,920
Do. 
Anything wash? 

286
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,320
I'll just play it. 
I'm playing. 

287
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,080
And then as you guys progress a 
little bit further, you see 

288
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,600
another one that says what 
happened to Site 13? 

289
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,400
That's what I'm trying to find 
out. 

290
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,920
No one cares. 
This place is in. 

291
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,160
As you guys don't. 
Matter. 

292
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,080
As you guys move a little 
further, you find one sign that 

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says not my body. 
Then it's not my choice. 

294
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,600
That's not my choice. 
This. 

295
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,360
Means that it's somebody else's 
body because it's it's obviously

296
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a body. 
Yeah, I think we need to be. 

297
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,079
Watch out for some black stuff, 
guys. 

298
00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,079
I feel like he's meta gaming but
I'll take it hard. 

299
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:16,400
Well, just as he says that, you 
start to see a ton of just black

300
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,800
liquidy gunk at the bottom of 
the stairs. 

301
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,359
Run. 
OK, it's it's rising. 

302
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,880
It's it's ever so slowly, but it
is rising. 

303
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,680
I wonder. 
We need to go down there. 

304
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:35,400
I wonder if it's flammable. 
I activate my fire Cortana and I

305
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,200
just dip it into the black 
liquid. 

306
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,280
OK, you're where, how, how far 
do you dip it in? 

307
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,160
Just the tip. 
And just like, yeah, basically 

308
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,080
like the tip. 
OK, well, nothing. 

309
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,880
Lights on fire and the tip of 
your Cortana's gone. 

310
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,560
Run. 
No, that's what. 

311
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,160
We wanted. 
But it's not what we wanted. 

312
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,960
Everybody roll athletics check 
for me. 

313
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,040
Oh. 
I'll just, I'll go back up. 

314
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,960
I'll go. 
What is an athletics check? 

315
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,960
Trying. 
To I'm struggling. 

316
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,680
I'm trying to get into my 
browser and it's not. 

317
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,960
Working abilities trump the I 
don't have all. 

318
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,480
Abilities. 
I don't have a single point in 

319
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,560
it. 
I have some me I got 1. 

320
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,800
Yeah, me either. 
I got a sixteener. 

321
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,800
I'll roll your for you. 
I'll roll yours for you, Alex. 

322
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,080
Yeah. 
Sorry I'm struggling. 

323
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,400
Don't. 
Worry about you're good. 

324
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,880
Got a 16/16/14 and a sixteen. 
Wow as. 

325
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,280
I say I'll be dragging somebody 
that anybody that I can. 

326
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,880
You won't be dragging me, I'll. 
Shoot you to put you out. 

327
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:49,040
Well, actually, yeah, better. 
You did roll under the DC. 

328
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,200
So. 
Oh no. 

329
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,520
Why? 
I'm pulling on him, right? 

330
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,680
Yeah. 
So as everybody takes off Brett 

331
00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,920
and his alpha maleness, prestige
that he can he can do this 

332
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,920
himself. 
Take your shoe off, Tom. 

333
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,400
And you guys only went down 
about maybe six or seven flights

334
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,720
and you've gone up about 10 now 
and you're still not seeing the 

335
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:18,840
door that you initially came in.
No, as you're as you're running 

336
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:24,040
that you trip and you fall and 
your right leg gets well you're 

337
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:28,640
right and left leg all the way 
up to mid calf gets under the 

338
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:35,080
under the. 
Yeah, we're out. 

339
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,480
Oh. 
Yeah, let's go. 

340
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,160
Let me die like a man. 
Leave me. 

341
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,600
Leave me carefully by the arms. 
I'm going to drag him up. 

342
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,080
OK, so you you pick him up and 
you start dragging him up and 

343
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:55,520
then you you do find a door that
you can enter into all. 

344
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,800
Right, let's. 
Oh God. 

345
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,440
My legs. 
My legs. 

346
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,600
My legs. 
He dropped his accent. 

347
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,960
He's panicking. 
My legs. 

348
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,520
I mean, I'm in my legs. 
I can't feel my. 

349
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,800
Legs question. 
Is he there? 

350
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,680
A simple research office sits 
before in another world, another

351
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,880
timeline, another dimension. 
Researchers sit at desks with 

352
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,680
mugs of coffee. 
Analysts talk by the water 

353
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,160
cooler. 
Committee members convene around

354
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,000
the conference table. 
Now the office room is cursed 

355
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
with spots of darkness where 
fluorescent lights give way, 

356
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,320
flickering glimpses of black 
scattered around the orange 

357
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,920
painted walls. 
A smell of iron taints the air 

358
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,040
and a soft squelch is heard to 
those who stay completely still 

359
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,480
enough to hear it over the sound
of the buzzing light fixtures. 

360
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,680
Brett, question for you. 
Do you try and stay enough at 

361
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,480
all? 
Yes. 

362
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,120
OK. 
Yeah, you stand up. 

363
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,560
In fact, you're not in any kind 
of pain. 

364
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,640
Yes. 
Oh wait, is my is my Cortana tip

365
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,320
still missing? 
Yeah, it's it's not there, but. 

366
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,280
What? 
Just like your legs less there 

367
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,080
unless it is. 
So my wigs are invisible. 

368
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,720
I want, I want to touch. 
I want to touch where his legs 

369
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,520
should be, but there aren't. 
I'm not. 

370
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,680
Yeah, they just go. 
They just go through it. 

371
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,280
It's going to get another. 
Wig. 

372
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,160
He's partially in another 
dimension I'm sneaking. 

373
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,120
Through the office. 
OK. 

374
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,240
Are you OK? 
Yeah, I know you're you're 

375
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,520
fairly perceptive. 
You hear lots of squelching 

376
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,480
achiness. 
Guys, my wigs don't heal, but 

377
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,600
they're not heal. 
OK. 

378
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,040
My, my gun is in the ready 
position, OK. 

379
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,800
That's fine. 
So it just looks like I'm 

380
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,440
walking on air. 
With my. 

381
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,520
Like half of my legs. 
Yeah, with half your legs 

382
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,680
halfway up again. 
I want I want to be enthralled 

383
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,040
but. 
I want to restart my visor. 

384
00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:02,400
OK your visor. 
Your visor restarted and nothing

385
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,080
changed. 
Oh, OK. 

386
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,000
We just hear the Windows XP 
sound behind us. 

387
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:18,560
I love that. 
Map but I don't. 

388
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:26,680
See us on the map. 
All right, I'm assuming you're 

389
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,880
still kind of sneaking around. 
Yeah, I'd be careful moving 

390
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,520
around so much there, Joe. 
OK, step on something. 

391
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,200
Yeah, it's a landmine. 
You. 

392
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:41,480
You blow up and die. 
That's like this. 

393
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,920
You step on a bunch of leeches. 
Why those leeches? 

394
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,880
Yeah, you step on a bunch of 
leeches. 

395
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,600
Look like leeches, hey? 
That's why I said. 

396
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,600
They're they're they're sucking 
around on a on a like a pool of 

397
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,840
blood, or rather were until you 
stepped on them, but. 

398
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,760
Seems like it's sick. 
Keep my distance but. 

399
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,120
Well, no. 
You stepped over. 

400
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,040
Yeah. 
Yeah, you, you after you stepped

401
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,520
on them. 
You see, a couple are dead and a

402
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,000
couple aren't, ones that aren't 
kind of slither away and off 

403
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,240
into the cracks of the wall. 
But you swear that you heard 

404
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,880
kind of a a roaring echo through
the facility. 

405
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:25,400
OK, it knows we're here, eh? 
Let's give it a warm welcome. 

406
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,760
I Rev up my gun. 
OK, Sorry. 

407
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:43,040
Good luck with that. 
All right, so the where you guys

408
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,840
are your your destination, you 
try your best. 

409
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:52,920
Yeah, you will. 
Your destination is the power 

410
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,880
station is all the way over on 
the West side. 

411
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,880
Obviously it's kind of laid out 
power station. 

412
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,800
That's where the generation 
located and all that kind of 

413
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,160
stuff. 
That's also where you heard the 

414
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:17,280
roaring coming from the from the
from the reports you've had. 

415
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,160
The prisoners are not prisoners.
The people that are still alive 

416
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,800
are in the Class D cells. 
Let's say we go to them. 1st the

417
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:35,480
West side and up in the SCP 
containment area 1 which is just

418
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:40,920
over by the power station is 
where the nuke is located at, 

419
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,600
but you'd have to go to the 
control room first to even gain 

420
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,800
access to that room. 
To break this down, okay I used 

421
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,960
to be a cop. 
Didn't know if I mentioned that 

422
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,120
but. 
No, not at all. 

423
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,720
No, no, actually you didn't. 
Chum, I thought my persona would

424
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,640
have, you know, spoken more for 
me than than not, but I guess I 

425
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,560
was wrong anyway. 
No, I say. 

426
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,960
You just scream drug addict from
the wilderness. 

427
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:11,920
How'd you think I left the force
anyway? 

428
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,320
I'd say we need to free the the 
prisoner D class scum. 

429
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,760
OK? 
Because then they'll muddy up 

430
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,240
the waters for the rest of these
SCPS and they'll be chasing them

431
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:24,400
instead of us. 
I could say that they were like 

432
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,440
white people. 
That worked for the Foundation 

433
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,800
too. 
Oh, well, sure. 

434
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,520
Yeah. 
And then what? 

435
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,680
Directs them to. 
My Scranton reality anchor that 

436
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,960
I placed by the door and then we
a few of us need to go to the 

437
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,680
control room. 
The control room. 

438
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:44,440
Yeah, the control room. 
Yeah, that's where I was headed.

439
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,640
Okay, but we can head there. 
Together and then I. 

440
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,200
Communicate that. 
I recommend then we split up 

441
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,880
after that, you know, to the 
sellers and see what's up. 

442
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,760
Agreed. 
Get the see if we can find 

443
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,760
schematics for the map because I
don't know my way around here. 

444
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,160
Eh, I'm just following the signs
on the wall. 

445
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,800
I'll I'll play like Samus and 
I'll hack into the system and 

446
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,160
access the map. 
I would. 

447
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,360
I would hate to Meadow game. 
I don't know what that is, eh? 

448
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,160
Not me, Trump. 
That's that's my game. 

449
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,640
It's where are you headed, 
Jacob? 

450
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,080
I'm headed West through the 
rooms. 

451
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,440
There's some signs that say 
control room this way, so I'm 

452
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,080
going to go that way until 
something happens. 

453
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,320
OK. 
Yeah, it's fine. 

454
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:33,520
Brett, your turn. 
I'd like to move up in the West 

455
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,360
as well, kind of kind of walk 
around, see if I can find 

456
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,400
anything useful. 
You find a computer that still 

457
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,280
is on and active I. 
Would like to look at it. 

458
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,800
Yeah. 
So you start looking through 

459
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,120
some of the documentation and 
you see that there is a memo 

460
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:55,440
site director of Site 13 listing
that all humanoid SCPS should be

461
00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:01,360
burned in the incinerator. 
That all humanoid SCPS should be

462
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,360
borne in the incinerator. 
Yes. 

463
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:12,720
I've ordered 33 in technology to
see if I can find any more 

464
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:17,040
emails or any memos. 
You see a couple of emails, but 

465
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,040
they're just more like office 
drama. 

466
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,920
About the search history. 
You do see an e-mail from the 

467
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:29,240
doctors whose computer this is 
to the site director in protests

468
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:36,520
stating that SCP, and then it's 
blanked out, is only a child and

469
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,120
has no control over his 
abilities and it does not give, 

470
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,400
does not present a risk, and he 
should be exempt from the 

471
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,760
accelerator. 
It also says here that though 

472
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,000
someone named Joe who keeps 
going into the fridge and eating

473
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,680
people's soup. 
But the site director still 

474
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,720
insists that the boy still be 
incinerated. 

475
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,440
We would. 
I wonder why specifically the 

476
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,560
humanoid ones. 
Maybe they. 

477
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,280
Just don't like humanoids, 
classist. 

478
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,040
I want to search the area I'm in
for anything interesting or just

479
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,480
this yeah general office area 
that I'm around. 

480
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,720
OK, yeah, there's more computers
that are on and everything else.

481
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:27,120
You do see a live TV feed into 
what appears to be a cell. 

482
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,360
What is in the cell? 
There's a lone figure in the 

483
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,560
cell, and how hard do you want 
to look? 

484
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,720
Super hard. 
I'll go with a good medium harp.

485
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,080
OK. 
All right. 

486
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,160
Medium Harp. 
It's pretty. 

487
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,200
Hard. 
There's a clown inside the cell.

488
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:52,120
You might recognize him as Bonco
the Clown, but he's kind of 

489
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,920
shriveled up and in the corner 
and kind of very sad, and it 

490
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,400
doesn't even recognize that 
you're there, doesn't even want 

491
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,400
to be seen. 
I see that he doesn't want to be

492
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,840
seen and I respect his wishes 
and turn away. 

493
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:12,640
I've said, I've said. 
You do you, Bonco the clown. 

494
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,640
Bonco the Clown. 
Yeah. 

495
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,480
All right. 
Is that your turn? 

496
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,560
Yeah, I don't want to get too 
far away from Maxwell. 

497
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,760
OK, sticking close. 
While the other guys are running

498
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,320
through the office building. 
Peaking of Maxwell. 

499
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:26,960
Go ahead. 
It's your turn. 

500
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,160
Yeah, I'm gonna head W towards 
the control room. 

501
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,720
OK, going going towards the 
hallway. 

502
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,480
He's sticking with me. 
Oh yeah, got it, got it, got it,

503
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,440
got it. 
Yeah. 

504
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,120
OK. 
All right. 

505
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,400
And that takes us back to you, 
Jacob. 

506
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,160
OK, kind of like to go as far as
I can do. 

507
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,280
You cross the threshold of the 
door or do you not? 

508
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,680
Can I make a perception check? 
Oh, if you're going to cross the

509
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,720
threshold of the door, you were 
required to make a perception 

510
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,920
check. 
OK, I'll see what I can see or 

511
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,440
hear. 
The hallway is drenched in 

512
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,760
darkness. 
The middle of the throat of 

513
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,680
white tile is choked in black, 
but light is seen at the end of 

514
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,520
the hall, where it forks into 
different directions. 

515
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,560
A sign hangs over there at the 
fork, but it's too far away to 

516
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,480
read right from stepping through
the doorway. 

517
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,160
The research office is behind 
Jacob, and the Erie hallway sits

518
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,600
ahead. 
Oh, you definitely perceive it. 

519
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,200
That's awesome for you. 
It sounds like it, yeah. 

520
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:38,200
It is a about a 6 1/2 foot, 7 
foot tall humanoid looking 

521
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:44,760
thing, long appendage that is 
dipping its appendage in blood 

522
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,240
and then writing symbols on the 
walls. 

523
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,480
Your visor is doing its job and 
it's blocking out the symbols. 

524
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,520
It does turn and look at you and
it kind of has like a mushroom 

525
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:01,280
head, like where it's got a stem
and there's a singular eye in 

526
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,720
the head that's very, very 
bright and it turns and it 

527
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,800
stares at you. 
Hello, I've never heard of this 

528
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:16,880
one, is it still staring at me? 
Oh, yeah, no, it's, it's it's 

529
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,640
it's making direct eye contact 
with you. 

530
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,440
It's drawing phallic shapes on 
the Wall-e. 

531
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,720
No, it's it's it's, it's drawing
things that well, you're not 

532
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,440
able to see what it's drawing. 
Actually I. 

533
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,360
Bet it's foul. 
Wicked shape. 

534
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,760
Strange symbols seem to be more 
like ancient rune looking 

535
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,040
things. 
But I need to go that way. 

536
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,480
Is it close to me? 
It's about halfway down the 

537
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,080
hallway. 
Oh, OK. 

538
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,040
But again, we don't know how 
fast this thing is. 

539
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:52,160
No I don't. 
I'm debating shooting at it if I

540
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,520
can in my turn. 
It's up to you. 

541
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,760
I mean, it's, it's, it's not 
getting closer or further away. 

542
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,920
It's just. 
Clear edges it's drawing. 

543
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,000
No, it's fine. 
Then I'll step around the 

544
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,320
corner. 
OK, break sight line. 

545
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,280
Fair enough. 
Further into the hall. 

546
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,720
It's kind of a a crook I can 
hide behind. 

547
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,360
Yeah, there's a gate. 
Looks like to some other cell or

548
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:21,200
big room or something. 
It's into a giant holding unit. 

549
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,200
Anything back there that I could
see? 

550
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,480
Probably not for my Vantage. 
Probably not for your Vantage I.

551
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,440
Feel like drafted and feels like
a big room back there. 

552
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:36,000
All right, Brett. 
Considering boy, I was, I was 

553
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:41,000
side of Jacob hockey, I'm going 
to I'm going to like start like 

554
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,240
moving towards him to follow 
him. 

555
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,760
And then I get to the door and I
see that he's white there. 

556
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,920
Like hiding from something I 
would see if I if I could see it

557
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,640
or not. 
See the the being? 

558
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:55,880
Yeah. 
Like. 

559
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,560
You you definitely see it. 
Oh, I do see it. 

560
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,400
I thought it would be funny if I
couldn't see that. 

561
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:11,000
Though, no. 
No, you see it, Jacob. 

562
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,440
What is that? 
I don't know. 

563
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,800
It's what we've been drawing on 
the walls, eh? 

564
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,480
Impact. 
It wants our blood. 

565
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,080
I don't think it would take any 
of my pawns boards. 

566
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:29,800
So, you know, I guess I'm going 
to like, like light my Cortana 

567
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,080
and I'm just going to kind of do
like the slow, like Darth Vader 

568
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,720
walk towards it, like 
threatening threateningly. 

569
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:43,920
Ballsy yet? 
He takes a single step towards 

570
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,280
you. 
You notice that as he takes a 

571
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,600
step that reality bends around 
him. 

572
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,400
Huh. 
Place your reality anchor, eh? 

573
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,440
Sure I will, I will drop my 
squat and we already ankle. 

574
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:03,880
OK, he doesn't like that and so 
he ruining. 

575
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,280
My thing. 
He what? 

576
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:13,920
He faces through the wall. 
It whacked. 

577
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,280
I'm gonna place a a little pin 
where you laid your screen 

578
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,159
reality anchor Bing, I know 
where they are. 

579
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,040
Yeah, like, like probably on 
like this corner of this wall 

580
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:31,000
next to another door that leads 
to the SCP containment area 1. 

581
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,760
Works for me all right. 
Is that the end of your turn? 

582
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,920
Yes. 
My Cortana is still wet though. 

583
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,360
It's still wet. 
It's still. 

584
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,360
Very wet. 
Technically the opposite of wet.

585
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,199
No, I'm not saying wet, I'm 
saying wet. 

586
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,080
I get it. 
I get it. 

587
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,199
We did this bit in the Bodies of
the Water episode. 

588
00:34:56,199 --> 00:35:01,240
We don't need to do it again. 
You can't really call it a 

589
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:04,160
Cortana anymore, it doesn't have
a tip to it, but I get what you 

590
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,360
mean. 
A damage or altered blade on a 

591
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,760
Cortana. 
Sometimes it's called a Kisaki. 

592
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,360
Good to know. 
It literally just means damage 

593
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,720
or altered blade. 
OK. 

594
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,080
All right. 
Moving on to you bean. 

595
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,200
I keep moving with factual, just
slowly ticking things in, being 

596
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,360
prepared for anything that might
come. 

597
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,360
Let's go fellas, be here all 
night. 

598
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,880
Keep my eyes open for anything 
that looks interesting, but 

599
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,840
we're not anything specific. 
Yeah. 

600
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,440
I mean, you, you said your basic
Research Center, there's not a 

601
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,080
whole lot that's really 
interesting to you. 

602
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,520
I mean, unless you're into that 
kind of thing. 

603
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,560
I'm more of an action type of 
type of guy. 

604
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,000
I mean, kudos to the 
researchers, but I'm I'm more of

605
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,280
an action. 
That's fair. 

606
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,560
That's fair. 
OK. 

607
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,760
Moving on to you fax. 
Well, just moving forward, 

608
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,680
moving on up. 
The shoe print from Jacob stains

609
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,880
the once clean tile as Faxwell 
now enters the room. 

610
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,320
Jacob had stepped in. 
Leeches. 

611
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,680
A few of them are dead, but more
of the black slugs hug their 

612
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,240
fallen brethren. 
Their heads curl up now to see 

613
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,360
Faxwell enter. 
The room was all white with a 

614
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,800
table in the corner, perhaps 
used for testing or maybe even 

615
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,480
to take photos as an empty easel
is toppled in the corner. 

616
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,800
All right. 
All right, so when you enter the

617
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,360
room, you see it's a, it's a 
pretty blank room. 

618
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,560
There's not a whole lot in 
there. 

619
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,920
There is a single black card on 
the desk with R1 written on it. 

620
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,840
All right, I'll, I'll take it. 
All right, All right. 

621
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,400
Moving back to you there, Jacob.
Pick up hockey there. 

622
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,840
Yeah, real quick. 
Hello, real, real quick, Jacob, 

623
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,040
before you go too crazy. 
Oh, I'm not going crazy. 

624
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,440
No, you tend to. 
I'm very rained in. 

625
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,240
Not tonight you're not. 
That's fair. 

626
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,360
That is fair. 
That's the fairest guys mean. 

627
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,120
You are definitely hopped up in 
the Academy. 

628
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,000
Why don't you just mirrors? 
Does Brett don't have his legs 

629
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,440
anymore, eh? 
You guys seeing this crap go? 

630
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,800
Ahead and roll self-control for 
me. 

631
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,520
OK. 
'Cause you ain't got none. 

632
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:16,880
I roll that. 11 Hey, so behind 
you, behind that gate, you start

633
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,360
to notice the smell of water, 
you hear the lapping of a lake, 

634
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,560
and you start people through the
gate a little bit. 

635
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:30,720
Move it back there. 
And you can see a couple of 

636
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:38,640
bodies lying in water. 
Hey, I think I recognize. 

637
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:44,720
Wait a second, how? 
You doing? 

638
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,160
It's me, Dino. 
Hey, how you doing? 

639
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,240
I'm in water. 
I'm in. 

640
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,240
Water. 
You don't recognize me. 

641
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:57,240
Oh, do you? 
I did forget to add Dino in 

642
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:01,280
there, I'm sorry. 
Hey, how you doing? 

643
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:08,240
You recognize Dino and homeless 
gym and DNR officer Lenny and 

644
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,720
that's young Doctor Phil and 
Garlock. 

645
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,240
But Garlox is dispositioned, not
dispositioned. 

646
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,800
Wow displayed the water so much 
with her buoyancy. 

647
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,520
The water is putting the lap 
outside of the pool that's 

648
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,600
there. 
Of course, yeah. 

649
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,240
Yeah. 
Oh well, you you definitely 

650
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,600
recognize them. 
Yeah, they look like my fellows,

651
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,080
eh? 
Yeah, they do look like. 

652
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,160
Good thing this gates separate 
me, eh? 

653
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,240
Yeah, it's a good thing, the 
gates. 

654
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,920
Separate. 
Otherwise it'd be a hoot and a 

655
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,800
half. 
I tell you what. 

656
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,720
You definitely. 
Still want to get to the gate 

657
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:55,440
though, don't you? 
Yeah, yeah, I say to Brett 

658
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,360
behind my back. 
Hey, huh, recognize those bodies

659
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,120
in the water, eh? 
We've. 

660
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,720
Only we've only been. 
Through this you you shouldn't 

661
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,040
be able. 
To well, especially because I 

662
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,320
got a visor that blocks the 
Cognito hazards. 

663
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,440
But why? 
But they're very convincing, you

664
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:18,280
know, Am I able to move? 
I mean, yeah, you can move, 

665
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,120
that's fine, OK. 
So it's like he, it's like he 

666
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,800
does recognize them, but he 
doesn't get like the effect to 

667
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,640
like. 
Yeah. 

668
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:29,840
OK. 
Yeah. 

669
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,200
I'll move as far as I can in 
this hallway while keeping my 

670
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,880
cool, holding my gun up. 
There you go. 5 spaces in and 

671
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,120
up. 
So move 10 spaces. 

672
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,280
I apologize. 
All right, go ahead there, Brad.

673
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,680
Go ahead. 
I would like to walk side by 

674
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,600
side next to Hawk. 
Mr. Hawk. 

675
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,440
I hold hands. 
Let's hold, yeah. 

676
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:57,960
I'd be he looks scared so I'm 
holding his hand to make sure 

677
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,520
that he knows that his widow is 
working out afterwards. 

678
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,280
His hands feel as wet as as if 
they were underwater. 

679
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,600
There's a little bit of Cheeto 
dust on them. 

680
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,200
Well, it just really creeped out
by his no legs. 

681
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,320
It is just eerie, yeah. 
Don't. 

682
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,320
Don't think about it too hard. 
I can't even play footsies with 

683
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,080
you. 
We can play in easies. 

684
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:26,560
I'll set it for that. 
Being. 

685
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:31,920
A room is labeled R-3. 
It looks out of place in the 

686
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,600
office space through the glass 
on the sliding door is seen to 

687
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,200
be some sort of containment 
area, but it was maybe used to 

688
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,720
be easily accessible for 
temporary holding. 

689
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,960
Perhaps a coffee maker lies 
broken on the floor. 

690
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,720
Blood stains the carpet at the 
base of the door where Bean 

691
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:53,920
stands before entering. 
I want to search the R3 card 

692
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,360
room place. 
Yeah, how do you, how do you get

693
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,120
through that door? 
Oh, is it closed? 

694
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,480
Yeah, it's a closed door. 
I opened the door. 

695
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,720
I stand. 
I stand at the door and knock. 

696
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,480
OK, as you knock the door just 
blows into the into the wall. 

697
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,640
Oh crap, my bad. 
He doesn't know his own 

698
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,640
strength. 
And he's pretty long. 

699
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,480
Mr. Tough Guy. 
Mr. Tough Guy. 

700
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,080
Here's my feet. 
There's leeches all over the 

701
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:27,840
room, everywhere. 
Who grows? 

702
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:34,600
I mean, leeches, yeah. 
You know, I'll give them a pass.

703
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:41,640
That was a very realistic 
response reaction. 

704
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,520
They're just like carpeting the 
floor. 

705
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,440
Is that the deal? 
Yeah, they're carpeting the 

706
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,840
floor. 
They're all over the walls. 

707
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,320
OK, got a weapon, didn't I? 
Is there another person in 

708
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,520
there? 
I don't know. 

709
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,040
Do I have anything that I can 
light a fire with, like a torch,

710
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,160
maybe break some desk, use some 
paper, just kind of light up a 

711
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,320
torch and throw it in so. 
It's. 

712
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,360
It's of those. 
Leeches to do first. 

713
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,520
What's your special weapon that 
you got? 

714
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,840
Oh, baby, it's a hunting rifle. 
It's an energy hunting rifle. 

715
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:17,040
Might work, just lay prone and 
shoot it over the floor. 

716
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,120
Might as well, right? 
Let's do it. 

717
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:28,120
If you want, yeah. 
Marcus's plasma rifle from Dead 

718
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,600
Rain I. 
Do remember that, yeah, blow a 

719
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,760
hole and through the floor and 
all the leads just start pouring

720
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,240
through it and you're good to 
go. 

721
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:44,600
So I run in, careful not to. 
Well, I step in, careful not to 

722
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,200
fall into the hole myself. 
Perception for me. 

723
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:51,000
Oh goody. 
Oh yeah, I have great 

724
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,840
perception, but it's never a 
good role. 

725
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,520
It's pretty good. 
I'll take. 20 Pretty, pretty, 

726
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:02,200
Yeah, it's 20. 
You see a skeleton sitting in 

727
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,000
the researcher's chair. 
He's just Kelly Dawn. 

728
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:09,720
He's picked clean and in the 
room on his other desk is a 

729
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,920
black card that says R3 on it. 
I'll take it. 

730
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,240
Right. 
And then, with a shiver of gross

731
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,840
disgust, I move back towards the
door a little. 

732
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,600
Bit oh the bleach is I'll a 
skeleton. 

733
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,760
I mean, gross, there's a dead 
guy in here. 

734
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,040
Whoa, go ahead, Jacob. 
Oh, it's my turn. 

735
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,240
It's your turn, eh? 
I'm just. 

736
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,720
Moving to the end of the hall 
towards the control. 

737
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,480
Room. 
That's fine, That's fine. 

738
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,720
So you're headed for the control
room. 

739
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,040
Yeah, even though it's probably 
locked. 

740
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,880
See if I can Jimmy the lock. 
We'll figure it out. 

741
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,800
We got enough bulkers on you, 
right? 

742
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:51,200
Oh yeah. 
As you round that hallway, your 

743
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,800
advisor starts to overload. 
And this is how we die. 

744
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,640
It's trying to hear that. 
The windows error sound. 

745
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:05,880
I restarted control alt delete. 
Well, since you're restarting 

746
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,920
it, go ahead and roll for 
self-control. 

747
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,920
Rap and then double. 
Sixteener. 16 works. 

748
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:21,800
Sickest 16 there. 
All right, What? 

749
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,920
Go ahead. 16. 
I will I because I don't know 

750
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,720
about the the card and all that.
I'm still moving towards Jacob 

751
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,560
12345. 
Boom getting. 

752
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,760
Two on a head. 
And move on ahead 10. 

753
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,920
Why? 
You don't have to hold the hand,

754
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,800
I'd be OK. 
I'm just, I'm just swollen. 

755
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,120
Strolling, strolling, strolling,
strolling. 

756
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,280
Strolling what? 
What? 

757
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,240
Yes. 
All right, let's go back to you 

758
00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,560
then, Bean. 
All right. 

759
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,920
Beanie boy all. 
Right, I've moved. 

760
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,840
All right, Go ahead, Maxwell. 
All right, chum. 

761
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,960
I'm going to go ahead and 
continue to move forward. 

762
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,520
And yeah, getting getting. 
Closer to that door, OK, 

763
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,520
probably shouldn't have opened 
but it is. 

764
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,440
It was left open. 
Oh my bad. 

765
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:23,520
So just to see you around that 
corner, you also see the little 

766
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,200
finger man finger painting boy. 
The Mushroom Man. 

767
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,080
Mister Man. 
I would like so I keeps wearing 

768
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:34,280
a WAMP shade. 
Kinda, but he's just riding. 

769
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,720
Toodling. 
Let him leave him be. 

770
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,040
He wants to draw on the walls. 
Let him do what he wants to do. 

771
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,280
Yeah, he looked at us. 
Say he's not looking at you. 

772
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,160
Faxwell sees a mysterious 
figure, the entity drawing 

773
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,760
symbols on the wall as seen 
doing just the same before it 

774
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,720
had spun its head to see Jacob, 
but Faxwell sticks to the 

775
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:55,880
shadows, completely unseen. 
Just. 

776
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:00,640
Tiptoe through the window by the
window. 

777
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:09,840
Where I'll be just get the tool 
through the tulips with me roll 

778
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:16,160
A roll a 28 per stealth. 
Yeah, he doesn't. 

779
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:20,520
Yeah, he, in fact, he just 
starts walking back through the 

780
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,480
gate into where the, you know, 
the. 

781
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:30,480
Bodies are scroll by the way. 
The 28 stealth, holy crap. 

782
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,560
Yeah, I'm really good at hiding 
it. 

783
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,360
OK. 
So going back to you, Jacob. 

784
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,240
Hogging the wall, going towards 
the cell the where the D class 

785
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,920
are. 
I'm starting to see the gate. 

786
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,200
Let's see if I can see anything 
through it. 

787
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:52,360
OK, yeah, your Cognito hazard 
glasses aren't aren't working, 

788
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,200
buddy. 
Faulty equipment. 

789
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,800
Faulty. 
Equipment. 

790
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,680
You know what never breaks a 
campfire? 

791
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,720
You got a point. 
The corridor breaks from 

792
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:05,000
darkness, and the sterile white 
tile and cinder block is almost 

793
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,680
blinding, but every speck of 
blood and streak of black sludge

794
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,880
sticks out like a sore thumb. 
The occasional light still 

795
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,280
flickers overhead, but it's 
still all too bright. 

796
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,320
In the hallway sits a wide gate 
to D class personnel, where the 

797
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,400
Foundation's hand plugged 
criminals are held until they'd 

798
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,600
be ready to undergo tests. 
Beyond that gate is complete and

799
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:31,200
utter darkness. 
Do you see a couple of female 

800
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:38,200
SCP scientists? 
Hello ladies. 

801
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,240
I poke my head around the the 
hallway. 

802
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:50,080
Corner. 
Ladies, ladies, is the doctor 

803
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:59,320
hot bow? 
That's great. 

804
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,680
I can't eat it. 
Oh, hello. 

805
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,520
Charisma O14. 
Hello ladies. 

806
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,760
Charismatized. 
You're charismatized. 

807
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,280
Hello ladies. 
How do you like the mustache? 

808
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,320
Hey. 
I want to take a mustache ride. 

809
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,200
I can sweep a whole room and 
make my employer very happy, 

810
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,360
hey. 
And I'm assuming then you like 

811
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,800
make your little mustache and 
move like a little Caterpillar. 

812
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,560
Yeah. 
Hey ladies, why don't you tell 

813
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,920
me how I can get you out of 
there and I'll and I'll do it. 

814
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,680
Oh, you got to go to you, you, 
you've got to, you've got to get

815
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,960
into the control room. 
But I mean, do you get to the 

816
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,640
control room? 
I mean, well, you got to have a 

817
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,680
key card. 
Well, how do I get that? 

818
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,440
How do I get the gosh darn 
thing? 

819
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,880
You got to find it, silly 
Whaley. 

820
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,720
You don't know where it is, eh? 
Oh, I don't know. 

821
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,720
Maybe it's on me. 
Maybe you got to. 

822
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,400
Maybe you got to strip search 
me. 

823
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,080
Wait a second. 
I'll have you know. 

824
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:05,280
I'm part of the FBI, which is 
the female body inspectors. 

825
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,960
I'm going to get real with you. 
That sounds a little too good to

826
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,600
be true and I'm not even close 
to them. 

827
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,160
You can hear it on my comms, 
yeah. 

828
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,320
I real quick I touch the button 
for my comms and I go. 

829
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,680
You don't. 
You don't notice anything. 

830
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,120
Hey, listen, be straight with 
me, OK? 

831
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,880
I'm going to ask you a question.
Be super honest. 

832
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,360
Yeah. 
Like super duper honest. 

833
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:37,080
Are you guys D class or are you 
the SCP? 

834
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,360
Are you an actual SCP 
yourselves? 

835
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,520
No, no, I don't want to know. 
No, I'm not an SCP. 

836
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:46,720
OK, swearsies. 
Swearsies, OH. 

837
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,400
She's. 
Dead. 

838
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,880
It must be true. 
It must be true. 

839
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,360
Cross my heart and hope to die. 
You want me to pinky swear? 

840
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:58,600
On a on a bottle of Maple syrup.
Well, yeah, I can't. 

841
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,440
In fact, actually, your friend 
is in here. 

842
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,520
He he can tell you. 
I'm sorry, what? 

843
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,240
A familiar face enters, 
surfacing from the darkness as 

844
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:09,480
if from black waters into the 
visible light from the hallway, 

845
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,720
which beams in through the gate,
casting its horizontal shadows. 

846
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,720
Is Fax Wild Blart Jacob's 
teammate? 

847
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,160
Wait, you you see Chump? 
Yeah, they're fine. 

848
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,440
All the ladies are in here. 
They're they're great. 

849
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,840
I radio Faxwell. 
Faxwell, where are you? 

850
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:24,920
Here? 
Is that you? 

851
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400
How'd you get in there? 
Oh, yeah, don't. 

852
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,160
Don't worry about Faxwell. 
Yeah. 

853
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,680
No, that's me. 
I'm Faxwell. 

854
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,240
Yeah. 
You, you told me that not to 

855
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,200
worry. 
I'm the real 1. 

856
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,880
I'm the. 
Real Faxwell. 

857
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,640
I'm the real facts. 
You just talk to me on the 

858
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,680
radio. 
I can hear you. 

859
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,080
It's me. 
I'm here. 

860
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:48,600
Well the other one didn't say 
anything which makes me really 

861
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,720
nervous here. 
I'm I'm super confused as a 

862
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,800
Thanksgiving Turkey on a 
Christmas morning. 

863
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:58,480
Oh man, he's screwed, I'm sure. 
I went through the, through the,

864
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,480
through the events. 
Would you believe it? 

865
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,080
And Oh yeah, no, there's vents 
all over the place. 

866
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,400
Got in here through the vent in 
the containment. 

867
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,120
Yeah, OK. 
Yeah. 

868
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,400
Sounds sauce, but I mean, you're
there. 

869
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,120
I'm looking at you in flesh and 
blood. 

870
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,920
All these beautiful women, 
they're all over the place. 

871
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:22,040
I do believe it was all my. 
And then the the S1 card is in 

872
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:26,720
here and you got to have the S1 
card to get to to get to get the

873
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,200
S2 card. 
Well, why don't you throw it out

874
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,600
the gate at me and I'll pick it 
up? 

875
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,640
Well, why don't you come in here
and come get it, silly? 

876
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,880
Well, it's locked. 
Silly, silly Billy. 

877
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,760
Well, you've not even tried the 
door, silly. 

878
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,760
Oh well, I'll try it my next 
turn. 

879
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,960
I'm bending over, man my knees. 
I tell you I'm having a hoot and

880
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,040
a half over here, but you're 
asking me to walk off of fire. 

881
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,600
I don't know. 
Can't walk that part. 

882
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:04,560
I need a break. 
Brett, it's your turn. 

883
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:09,080
I walk my obligatory 10 steps. 
OK. 

884
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:18,120
And I see. 
You, your, your visor's also on 

885
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,520
the Fritz. 
It stops working. 

886
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,800
Boom. 
That's kind of weird. 

887
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,200
Hey, Faxwell's He's already in 
there, buddy. 

888
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,360
Oh, hey there, chum. 
He no Faxwell, was back in the 

889
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:43,200
hallway at where we saw the the 
big Mushroom man self-control. 

890
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,280
Right there, though, yeah. 
Self-control. 

891
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,960
Yeah. 
Self-control, you say? 

892
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,000
We. 
Got a really high. 

893
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,080
Self-control. 
I do have a really good self. 

894
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,960
Really. 
High Self. 

895
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,520
Control 19. 
OK. 

896
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,960
So yeah, you see. 
Something totally different than

897
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,000
what Jacob sees. 
Fax. 

898
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,680
That doesn't look like fax wall.
You. 

899
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,800
See you see 3 skeletons sitting 
there? 

900
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,480
Where can I? 
Jacob, are you talking to 

901
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:19,800
skeletons again or? 
You're half used into the walls.

902
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:24,960
You silly man, that's definitely
an SAP and or a TWAP. 

903
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,560
But what are you talking about? 
Either? 

904
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,640
I'm sitting here talking to him.
He's saying I'm crazy. 

905
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,920
Yes. 
Hey, hey, don't believe. 

906
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,400
Don't believe him, OK? 
He's just trying to use you as a

907
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,560
pawn. 
Would you believe? 

908
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,880
I'm saying he's saying I 
shouldn't believe you, Brad. 

909
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,680
I don't know. 
But why wouldn't? 

910
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,840
Why wouldn't you believe you're 
filled with sweetie? 

911
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,280
I thought I was the leader, 
though. 

912
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,880
I mean everybody, Cinnabon. 
We call it a deal over you, so 

913
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,960
I'm obviously the widow. 
That is true, though. 

914
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,200
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

915
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,440
Goodbye. 
I got nothing to counter it. 

916
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,600
I'll make it another Cinnabon. 
Cool. 

917
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,640
Yeah. 
As soon as we're out of here. 

918
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,320
Yeah. 
Can you put some like protein 

919
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,800
powder in it In it this time? 
Last time it was a whirlig too 

920
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:13,400
sugary. 
All right, we're going to go up 

921
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,760
you bean all. 
Right, let's do this thing. 

922
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,320
All right, Faxwell. 
Yeah, go ahead, something. 

923
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,160
All right, let's just make our 
way towards the others, I guess.

924
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,880
OK. 
And Faxwell, all right, I rolled

925
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,680
a 27 to get over the radio and 
persuade. 

926
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,360
Negotiation. 
Yeah, Negotiate, slash, 

927
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,680
persuade. 
Jacob. 

928
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:42,720
Thank you, Jacob. 
Jacob, that's not me behind the 

929
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:45,320
gate. 
OK, Jake. 

930
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:56,920
Jake, that's me and the. 
That's me, man. 

931
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,520
The connection here is really 
spotty. 

932
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,880
The The wall's mostly made out 
of tin. 

933
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,800
That's that might. 
That might not be factual, I'm 

934
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,200
not sure. 
Oh, it's not. 

935
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,080
You're talking to some 
skeletons. 

936
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,440
No. 
Don't believe it? 

937
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,040
We're not a skeleton. 
I mean, it looks like you could 

938
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,120
use a little more meat on your 
bones though it. 

939
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:21,440
That's not me that Tom. 
See, it's really easy to do his,

940
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,960
really easy to do his accent, 
OK. 

941
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,760
That is true. 
That was pretty convincing. 

942
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,360
I thought he was standing right 
behind me. 

943
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,440
Did he convince me? 
Yeah, what do you believe? 

944
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,720
The broken. 
Up just changes to skeletons. 

945
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,000
In the in the in the broken up 
garbledness that you could hear 

946
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,600
from him. 
It was really. 

947
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,560
Convincing you, he, he, he. 
You're listening on the radio 

948
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,720
really intently. 
And then you look over to see if

949
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:54,200
Faxwell's lips are moving and in
fact it's just skeletons that 

950
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,200
are fused. 
Skeleton. 

951
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:01,360
To the gate, they're like half 
in the gate, half not. 

952
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,880
Are they holding anything? 
No. 

953
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,720
All right, Faxwell, you going to
move at all? 

954
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:09,040
Oh, you did move. 
OK, I see here what I heard it 

955
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:09,960
job. 
OK. 

956
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:13,000
All right, Jacob. 
Hello, you're here. 

957
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,720
Let's see if I can open the 
gate. 

958
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,400
Rule a strength check for me. 
Not my strong suit. 

959
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,560
Apparently neither is reason, 
but you know. 

960
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,920
I have yourself passed out face 
with my own hand. 

961
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,040
You pass out because how hard 
you were pulling. 

962
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,280
I stood up too fast. 
But. 

963
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,880
Stands up, stands up and steps 
the board and falls. 

964
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,360
Boy, I need a little bit more 
iron in my back. 

965
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,680
Though. 
These Cinnabons just ain't 

966
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,960
cutting it. 
Too many pancakes and cinnabons.

967
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,120
Oh. 
Cinnabon. 

968
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,920
I gotta have my daily dose of 
nails, but you do. 

969
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,480
See there is a group on the 
inside of D class. 

970
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,000
Yeah, what up, baby? 
Oh please help me please. 

971
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,320
How do I get you out of there, 
eh? 

972
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,880
You got to get the card. 
Where is it though? 

973
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,600
I honestly don't know. 
I think it's in here somewhere 

974
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,960
we've been looking for. 
We can't find it anywhere. 

975
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,360
If you find it, scoop it on 
through to me, scoop the loop, 

976
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,280
and then I'll let you I. 
Think if we have somebody that's

977
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,400
a little stronger, they could 
lift that gate up. 

978
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,440
Oh, I know somebody real strong,
eh? 

979
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,200
He's right behind me. 
Bean 00. 

980
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,680
Oh, you put this media. 
Very strong. 

981
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,880
Yeah, he was a weird leader. 
Maybe with our combined 

982
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,320
strength, I'll sit here and wait
for somebody to help me. 

983
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,880
I do. 
Have 5D eights and AD 10 in 

984
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,760
strength because of all my 
strength twinning it. 

985
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:46,280
Is your turn. 
I'll I'll feel feeling myself in

986
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:51,320
weathering in the compliment 
that Jacob gave me. 

987
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:56,200
I just swore right on over and I
and I, I. 

988
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,120
Intend to obligatory 10 spaces 
over here. 

989
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:02,160
My obligatory I moved nine, I 
moved nine spaces. 

990
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,280
I don't. 
Know why that's so funny? 

991
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,480
And I whiffed the gate. 
You don't live 17 now. 

992
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,120
OK, Jacob does the most of the 
work. 

993
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,120
No, you, you guys don't lift the
gate. 

994
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,000
Aw. 
Aw, oh. 

995
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,080
My back. 
Oh my back. 

996
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,600
Turns out. 
Jacob moves himself. 

997
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,360
Yeah, I don't, I don't think 
that's moving. 

998
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:39,840
You just we got it higher than 
it was, but not much. 

999
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,360
Dang, even with a combined of 33
we didn't even. 

1000
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,440
Get a combined of 33. 
We did not. 

1001
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,840
Might need like a Jack or 
something. 

1002
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,880
Maybe we need like a coal ball 
or we could just shoot the 

1003
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,040
walks. 
In the back of my car in Ontario

1004
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:04,640
I got a pretty good car Jack. 
Just a quick ride out of here 

1005
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:09,320
and come on back. 
I gotta go back to my 2002 

1006
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:15,840
Toyota Corolla. 
All right, Bean, it is your 

1007
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,200
turn. 
All right, I think. 

1008
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaking of which, I don't. 
I don't even have half of my 

1009
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:24,400
wigs. 
They're there, they just, I 

1010
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,960
can't see him. 
Can I see him now that my visor 

1011
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,600
is broken? 
No, you're still. 

1012
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,280
They're still right there. 
OK. 

1013
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,840
We. 
Strange. 

1014
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,040
Very strange I. 
Move. 

1015
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,400
I'm heading down the hallway. 
I'm actually I got an 

1016
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,720
overwhelming feeling to take a 
take a maybe a left. 

1017
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,600
I don't know why, I don't know 
why. 

1018
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,240
Let's think about left. 
Help a spinny boy. 

1019
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,400
That's fair, Maxwell. 
Yeah. 

1020
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,240
All right. 
I'm going to use my card at this

1021
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,240
gate. 
OK? 

1022
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,120
The gate open up, right? 
I'm going to go through it and 

1023
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,040
end up there. 
All right, so in front of you, 

1024
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:07,040
you were staring at a couple of 
containment cells, about four of

1025
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,560
them. 
You can't really tell if there's

1026
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:13,200
anything in them or not, but at 
the end of the hallway in front 

1027
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:18,840
of you, you see a 5 foot tall 
toy robot with a smaller toy 

1028
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,800
robot in its hand. 
He's looking at you and he says 

1029
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,920
time to destroy all of the 
humans. 

1030
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,320
Get easy Dalek SEC. 
We're not. 

1031
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,280
You say what I thought you said.
It's a it's a day like from 

1032
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,840
Doctor Who. 
It technically would be a 

1033
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,400
Cyberman, but you're a nerd for 
knowing that. 

1034
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:44,120
I'm sorry, nerd, I am a nerd, 
but I don't know Star Trek 

1035
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,600
because no dignified nerds like 
Star Trek. 

1036
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,480
Don't lie. 
You're not. 

1037
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,520
You don't like Star Trek? 
Not anything since last 

1038
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,920
generation good. 
Movies all. 

1039
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,440
Right, so it's my turn. 
So I'm going to do Hail Mary 

1040
01:00:55,440 --> 01:01:00,320
here, and I'm going to tell 
Brett to step back and shoot at 

1041
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,080
the gate with my lightning bolt 
generator. 

1042
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,360
Why? 
Why would you do that? 

1043
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,000
Maybe it'll shock it into 
submission. 

1044
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,760
It might. 
Shock it, I think I should 

1045
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,880
better stand back from this. 
How about a good Kia? 

1046
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:21,360
Yeah, and you've now electrified
the gate. 

1047
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,920
It's done, absolutely. 
Look at it. 

1048
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:33,800
I honestly, Jacob, I, I admire 
your your thinking, but I think 

1049
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,040
we'll fall away from our goal 
than before.

