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Danny. 
What would they have to do to 

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mimic a fraction of our power? 
Joe. 

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I used to get spanked but it was
in the boiler room. 

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A man's probably got 
Alzheimer's. 

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He doesn't even know what he's 
talking. 

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About. 
What was he fixing to do with 

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that monkey? 
Cheddar. 

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He isn't clean shaven. 
Under the table. 

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And C&D hosted weekly on the 
Main Menu podcast the. 

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Main Menu podcast presents. 
What's wrong Joey can't handle 

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Can't handle a picture of hot 
dogs. 

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Looks downright pornographic, 
but you say so myself. 

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Is this your picture? 
Did you do this? 

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Yeah, I have hot dogs. 
Right here, huh? 

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Nice granite countertops. 
Thanks. 

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Thanks. 
They done myself. 

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But you melt cheese on your hot 
dogs. 

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Yeah, man. 
First of all, four hot dogs. 

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Yeah, man. 
And only three buns. 

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I got a lot of questions. 
What happened here? 

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I might have lost one. 
So this is pepper Jack cheese 

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because I can see the little 
Peppers in the jacks. 

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Yep. 
And when it when pepper Jack 

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melts? 
Yeah. 

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It looks. 
It looks it looks like you just 

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finished on those hot dogs. 
I did. 

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No. 
And these blobs of Mayo, is that

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from the squirtable Mayo? 
Yeah. 

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See, I I I like the squirtable 
Mayo. 

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And I see the the the more, the 
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So the Mayo is actually my first
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clear round. 
The clear stuff is is my second 

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round. 
I would say it's reverse. 

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Oh is it reverse? 
So my first my my. 

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Pre the pre show. 
Yeah, so my my first round is a 

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little bit more of a primer 
then. 

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Oh yeah? 
What up, baby? 

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Oh, I see. 
OK, So what is the clear stuff 

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then? 
Because I don't see anything. 

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Clear, clear stuff. 
Everybody. 

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Oh wait, I'm trying to make 
everyone mad or confused. 

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I mean, this does look like 
there's something that's like. 

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It's clear Project cheese. 
Finishing product. 

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Oh, OK, well, there's. 
I'm small, thankful it's cheese.

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And. 
I hope it's at least Lenny's. 

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Oh no. 
Important. 

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I actually have it in a vial in 
my fridge. 

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How does he get it? 
No one knows, not even. 

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Not even one knows. 
I feel I woke up feeling drained

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this morning. 
I for one spent take this 

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conversation that back the 
direction that it was going. 

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I don't think I prefer. 
I prefer squirtable condiments 

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just because. 
Do too. 

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Why? 
Here's jar of mayonnaise. 

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That's like having a jar of 
Maple syrup. 

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What are you doing? 
Well, why have we have an 

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engineer to spout for every 
mayonnaise? 

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Why is that not normalized, you 
know? 

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So it is easy. 
A jar of mayonnaise is easier if

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you're going to make like a 
salad with it, you know what I 

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mean? 
It's easier to measure out like 

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1/2 a cup or a cup or something.
Like that? 

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Yeah, you know, like. 
I'd rather just use the squirter

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in there and just have it. 
Yeah, but it came in a jar of 

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ketchup. 
And I don't disagree, but it 

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could be a lot more work to 
squirt out a cup of mayonnaise 

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as opposed to just a spoonful, I
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Like the captain says, I am 
trying to find the best 

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combination of hot dog. 
I mean, I'd try every one of 

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those, it looks pretty good. 
Is that 1000 island dressing? 

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Also? 
No, this is mustard. 

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Oh well, behind the mustard. 
Mustard. 

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That's the Mayo, right? 
Behind the mustard. 

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Oh, I guess that is probably the
mail. 

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Yeah, it's olive oil mailing. 
That's empty. 

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That's almost empty. 
Yeah, it's again. 

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Pretty empty. 
Oh. 

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I really enjoy the QP. 
You really mess. 

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This looks so messy. 
Hey, that's that's how you know 

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it's good. 
So you obviously only had three 

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buns left, right? 
And why are you not mayoing and 

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spreading on the the bun itself 
and then applying the hot dog so

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that it is like do it? 
That's how I do it. 

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That's the way I like to do it 
personally. 

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Or you can also take, you can 
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you know, throw condiments all 
over it. 

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Yeah, I prefer to have it on the
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less messy. 
This reminds me, we had hot dogs

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on Sunday. 
And I tried it specifically 

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thinking of I did have my own 
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our resident glizzy gobbler, 
Danny, who mentioned celery 

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salt. 
So we had Chicago style hot 

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dogs. 
And I was like, yeah, it's got a

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celery salt, apparently. 
Let's try the celery salt. 

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And it was good. 
It was really good. 

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Yeah, it was the secret. 
It was the secret ingredient. 

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It adds a little bit of bitter 
taste. 

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It's almost a little bitter. 
Yeah. 

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But it's good with everything 
and I put Mayo on it though 

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because I'm a man. 
See, now you want me now. 

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Now you won't want me. 
Now you're making me want hot 

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dogs. 
Check that one that has all 

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three. 
What kind of cheese did you get 

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for or hot dogs? 
I mean I like the all beef hot 

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dogs. 
Yeah, all beef. 

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Fun length. 
Yeah, I think I need to wrap 

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some bacon around hot dogs and 
fry them up that way. 

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I think, I think that's good. 
But I mean, we did that in 

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college, remember? 
Alex, did you? 

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I think that was, yeah, I think 
that was Alex and I. 

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What was it? 
Real fun little memory we you 

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had like a skillet right? 
An electric skillet? 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, and we. 

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We wrapped up a bacon. 
Yeah, had Mexican hot dogs. 

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Mexican hot dogs, that's what 
it's called. 

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Yeah. 
Doesn't seem very. 

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Nice. 
I say that because the first the

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first place I got it was in 
Mexico, actually just across the

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border. 
The guy was frying up bacon 

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wrapped hot dogs. 
He put them in a bun with 

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refried beans. 
They put tomatoes like the Taco 

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dressings on it, cheese, 
tomatoes, lettuce and seasoned 

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it. 
So yeah, I asked for nobody 

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tried beans because, you know, 
I'm gonna I'm I'm from the 

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United States and I don't like 
beans, but. 

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You don't like beans? 
No. 

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I don't. 
I used. 

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I used to handle when I was a 
kid, now. 

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I'm not a bean man. 
I can't eat it. 

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There isn't a bean that I don't 
think there's a bean that I 

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don't like. 
I can eat them, I can literally 

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eat pretty much anything, but I 
do not have beans of any kind. 

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I love them now. 
I just, I just don't like 

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refried. 
I'll eat anything else but I 

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just don't like refried. 
This is a texture thing. 

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It's a texture. 
Yeah, Yeah, I get that, I get 

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that. 
I like, I I like to make my own 

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refried beans and then when I 
mash them, I don't, I don't mash

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them real fine. 
I leave chunks so that there's 

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so I you know, I know it's, I 
know it's there. 

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You know what I mean? 
It's not. 

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Yeah, it's not pasty. 
A better idea for those of us 

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who really aren't on the bean 
wagon. 

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And this is very, like I said, 
United States. 

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Instead of that, what if we did 
mashed potatoes and put that on 

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the inside of the bun? 
Hot dogs. 

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No. 
OK, I. 

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Think OK. 
I they feel like they'd have to 

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be really overly seasoned. 
Yeah, just so. 

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You know that they're there. 
Otherwise it's going to be kind 

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of bland. 
It's would take away from the 

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flavor of everything else, yeah.
Like garlic potatoes and then 

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like everything. 
Garlic on your mashed potatoes? 

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Yeah. 
I got it. 

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I got it. 
Well, yeah, definitely I got it.

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Okay, so wrap your hot dog like 
make your mashed potatoes, but 

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make them thick and then. 
If you will. 

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Yeah, well, thick, like don't 
add a bunch and all that stuff 

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to them. 
So it's it's moldable and then 

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thick and then you can throw 
those in the freezer once you've

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got those around the hot dogs 
that'll freeze up a little bit 

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and then bread them and fry them
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Can be good, yeah. 
I feel like you're describing a 

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pork rind pork. 
Rind OH. 

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War. 
Crime you. 

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Thought we didn't get cancelled 
all last year for our racy 

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behaviors. 
Geneva. 

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Geneva's going to call us in 
black. 

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Y'all are done. 
You're going and then you. 

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Can just. 
Like Nazism? 

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Then you can throw a cheese. 
Stick in there and then you've 

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got then you've got potato 
cheesy hot dog. 

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Oh man. 
Oh, that was. 

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Very good. 
I did this to myself earlier 

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this week. 
This comes out, not that one. 

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That sounds terrible. 
So I played the roommates door 

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video but slowed it down to half
speed. 

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Yeah, you did. 
That's not right, but it's. 

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Funny. 
Damn, damn. 

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I actually don't have any fond 
memories of my electric skillet 

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in college because of every. 
Time hot dog. 

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Yeah, every time we used it, I 
was dating Liz. 

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You were doing what? 
Really. 

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I was dating Liz those. 
Weren't good times. 

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I mean, looking back now they 
were fine, but then and a few 

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years after. 
We were dating her the after 

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next. 
Month. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
So they're just tainted a little

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bit with that electric skillet, 
like I remember doing. 

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We did a massive breakfast with 
it one day. 

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First time I ever cooked 
pancakes in my life. 

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I'm pretty sure I missed those 
pancakes. 

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Oh no, there was still good. 
Yeah, they tasted fine, but we 

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did like eggs, bacon, pancakes. 
It was great. 

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I. 
Was surprised you were allowed 

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to have that in the dorm. 
We didn't have it on the dorm, 

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it was up in one of the common 
areas. 

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Oh, OK. 
Oh yeah, someone got angry. 

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I think it was. 
It wasn't Brother Dufor, but 

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somebody got angry at me because
I that whole entire community 

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area smelled like bacon for two 
days after that. 

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What would? 
That's an upbeat. 

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Why would that be angering? 
Some people walk into one of the

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study. 
Rooms like bacon? 

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Things and it smells like bacon.
So they ate bacon. 

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I'm so angry bacon. 
Angry bacon. 

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Get it? 
It smelled like mold and Milky 

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before so. 
It's the mold sports. 

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On you that that was a good 
smell but it developed replace 

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it so it tricked your brain we 
were. 

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Minutes away from growing 
mushrooms? 

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Probably so. 
I mean, there's, that's that. 

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She's that building something 
else, man. 

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Yeah. 
So yeah, we did go to College in

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what used to be in a sane asylum
in the middle of a cornfield. 

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Well, probably still is. 
It was when we were there. 

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If you didn't come crazy, you'd 
leave that way. 

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Yeah, but we did escape out the 
bathroom window. 

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Men in many a night. 
Classic. 

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Went to McDonald's, had the 
worst midnight snack that anyone

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could ever have. 
Walmart was the only thing open 

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so we had the disgusting Walmart
deli sandwiches. 

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Is that why you would escape? 
Just to get something to eat? 

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Yeah. 
Food. 

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There's nothing else to do, 
Yeah. 

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There's. 
Nothing else to do right we. 

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Did what? 
We got what? 

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Are you gonna do go walk around 
somewhere? 

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Yes, and we did. 
Walmart. 

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Yeah, Walmart. 
And played Z&D. 

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In real life. 
IRL 20. 

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I know one time we talked about 
going down to Des Moines, but 

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that was like on a Friday night 
or something. 

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Yeah. 
My life, I call it. 

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Yeah. 
My life is warping. 

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But yeah, how's your guys this 
week? 

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Oh, no. 
Describing the week as. 

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Sounds this week. 
If it wasn't. 

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Things happen to me this week. 
Go ahead. 

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Yeah. 
So Joe, Yeah, crazy, right? 

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Joe and I were playing Call of 
Duty yesterday, Yesterday was 

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it, Friday night, and Joe was 
playing like I usually do. 

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He was getting annihilated and I
was playing like Joe was usually

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does, and I was just dominating.
The first time since I've had 

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Call of Duty Black Ops that I've
completely dominated. 

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I was in top three, maybe five 
games had. 

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Some good games last night. 
Yeah, he had. 

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He had a couple good games. 
There was one game we both 

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played where we both just 
stomped everyone. 

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Yeah, yeah, definitely. 
We just annihilated and I don't 

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even know how or why or when or 
what, but Paula. 

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Dudo is in a weird place. 
Everyone got out of the hospital

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today. 
I I saw that dude, he looks 

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great. 
I saw the pictures of him. 

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He had heart surgery, Yeah. 
Nope. 

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Been in the hospital for a month
and 1/2. 

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Oh yeah, a month and a half, 
huh? 

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Yeah, at least almost two 
months. 

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That's a long time I saw. 
The pictures of him now, he 

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looks great, his cheeks are all 
crazy chubby and everything. 

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Yeah, they are. 
The same thing happened with my 

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knees. 
Your. 

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Knees you. 
Know and I so I was optimistic. 

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What happened to your knees? 
No, my niece. 

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Oh, your knees, not my knees, 
had brain surgery. 

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Brain surgery. 
Heart. 

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Surgery, Surgery. 
Yeah, you know, brain surgery. 

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She had, she had a few holes or 
a hole in her heart. 

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Yeah. 
Surgery. 

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So I was optimistic. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, you know, everybody 
says, you know, it's, it's real 

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common surgery. 
Yeah. 

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It's not a matter of if he 
survives. 

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How long? 
It's going to take him to to 

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recover and yeah, recovered a 
lot faster than they thought he 

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would. 
He would, yeah. 

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Yeah, it's like you look at 
pictures of him, your grandson, 

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like 2A week different. 
Last week he was kind of like, 

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and he was super high on 
morphine. 

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He looked sickly, like a sickly 
baby. 

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But you look at him now, the 
picture of him going home do the

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these massive chubby cheeks. 
That man's ready to go 

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powerlifting or something. 
Yeah, he is. 

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It was really cool to see. 
I was so excited. 

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No doubt, I'm really glad I'm 
not on morphine, although if I 

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was maybe I'd lose weight if I 
just. 

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Took a real weight loss drug 
other than I mean. 

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Well, yeah, there's meth, you 
know, but that's just meth in 

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around. 
Yeah. 

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Kind of methed up cheddar. 
Cheddar, you were gonna say 

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something earlier. 
What were you gonna say? 

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If it wasn't so 2 two things 
major. 

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I had bad news at work where OK,
so this requires a lot of 

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pretext. 
So a couple. 

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So we're reaching the end of our
harvest season and we're 

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counting, we're finished 
counting numbers for production 

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and all that. 
Three weeks ago we got or like a

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month ago we got word that we 
were going to do like 20,000 

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units for this one company. 
And I can't name names because 

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of technically I did sign an NDA
when I started working there. 

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So I can't name companies that 
we go do for, but this this 

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specific company we don't do 
until we do it every year, but 

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we don't do it until the end of 
the year or the end of the 

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harvest season. 
We we ran out of like our 

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mainline stuff. 
So we got in this company a 

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little bit earlier than we 
usually do and that's fine. 

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Waited two weeks for chemicals 
to come in. 

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I had to wait two weeks for 
chemicals come in because I'm 

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the chemical guy. 
Chemical guy the So we waited 2 

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weeks and then like at the end 
of that two weeks, we got a 

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whole bunch of like other stuff 
that we could do because we had 

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nothing. 
We were sitting on literally 

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nothing. 
So they, the managers, people up

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top top sent us orders from 
other company like our sister 

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companies to go to our location 
to do so that to keep stuff 

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going. 
We have nothing to do. 

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It's fine. 
While we're doing this, these 

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new things, we finally get the 
chemicals in for the original 

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stuff and then they're like, you
know, we'll just finish out this

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new stuff. 
The original company will have 

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to wait another week. 
This Tuesday or yeah, this 

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Tuesday, our manager gets AI 
will say this, that we could 

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have done the new, the original 
stuff for like 2 weeks because 

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we finished the new stuff and 
we're again doing nothing. 

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But they told us to wait. 
So now this past Tuesday comes 

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around, our manager gets a 
message from this company saying

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now we put a rush on this 
original stuff, now we want you 

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to get it out by next week. 
So now we have to stay an hour 

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later every single day next 
week. 

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Because that we waited two 
weeks. 

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They told us to wait 2 weeks and
now put a rush on it. 

332
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Yeah. 
And it's like, why? 

333
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Why did we have to wait that we 
could have gotten it done like 

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yesterday? 
Yeah. 

335
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,760
Interest Scrappy? 
But now, yeah. 

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And, and if it wasn't for that, 
it was just me getting like all 

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the stuff ready for tonight and 
getting all the all the sheets 

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correct. 
And I did that all for you guys,

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by the way. 
I went into each individual 

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sheet and changed what needed to
be changed. 

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I made a slight change. 
It's actually kind of a a bigger

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change, but to the system 
itself, and then more changes 

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are gonna come. 
Story. 

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No, to the actual system. 
I made it to where I made it to 

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where kind of, yeah, like class 
actions now, like they costed an

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action point, but now they cost.
Stamina to use stamina. 

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I see it. 
Other than that, that's really 

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the only change. 
OK. 

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00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:10,960
But yeah, I I've made some buffs
to some cards I made like the 

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basic cards like you guys now 
have, like the the the HP basic 

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00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,080
card now gives two more health. 
It's not that big, but if you 

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build it, it'll like ramp up 
essentially. 

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00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:30,520
OK, I think considering all your
guys's abilities and Danny chose

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to be a scout, so you guys have 
no healer. 

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00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:38,080
So I have to, I have to make 
some decisions and. 

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00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,040
Changes do we do we still get 
and it might be a spoiler but in

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a DMPC if we still get to choose
one then we should choose a 

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healer. 
I don't have it and I did not 

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plan on giving you guys ADMPC. 
OK, I can change a few cards. 

360
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,960
Well, what that means is we just
need to take out the enemies 

361
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faster. 
Right, that's true. 

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00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,560
Maybe that's what. 
Actually, so probably what you 

363
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should do is just throw me at 
them. 

364
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:11,120
Yeah, so do you circumvent that 
since Joey is basically like the

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damage dealer, Like the damage 
damage dealer? 

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00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,120
I was like you know what, I'm 
gonna beef up kill shot and I 

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made it to where it was 2 dies 
of damage. 

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I tested it out with Joeys buffs
and he would literally one shot 

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like any mutation that I threw 
at you guys besides the losses. 

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00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,040
Dang it, just. 
Like kill shot. 

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00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,080
With kill shot, yeah. 
Yeah. 

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So I'm just like. 
That sounds terrible. 

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Dang it. 
Yeah, you. 

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Won't Even crazier, I could 
until today. 

375
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,520
I completely forgot to put in 
all of his bonus damage into 

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roll 20. 
So it was. 

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Just the. 
Sniper damage more and and not 

378
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his bonus damage so I'm like a 
plus. 8 I think. 

379
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,920
Yeah, you do have a foot. 
Technically a + 10 for aiming. 

380
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:59,840
Plus one D 20 + 10 and +8 
additionally, so plus 18. 

381
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,880
So well the your sniper already 
has plus 10. 

382
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,000
Yeah, so that's baked in. 
So the bonus damage is +8. 

383
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,960
So the bonus damage is 18. +8. 
But. 

384
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,040
Since you're aiming pretty much 
all the time, it's going to be 

385
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plus another 10 because when you
aim you hit a weak spot. 

386
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,400
Oh, I don't have that back down 
to 1D. 

387
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,760
Yeah, I get that. 
I will shoot. 

388
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,480
Right. 
I like it. 

389
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,200
Jeez, so you should. 
It's funny, the Uzi does one die

390
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:37,080
4 + 4 and the iron claws do 2 
die four and then times 2 if I 

391
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,440
use them. 
Both times, 2 if you. 

392
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,400
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 
If I use them both. 

393
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,800
Yeah, you do. 
Yeah, cuz it's technically like 

394
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1D for each. 
Wait, do I have it 2D2 D times 

395
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,360
two? 
Yeah. 

396
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,760
That's what it says. 
I still like the changer. 

397
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,920
Just roll with it. 
Yeah, I'll Dang it. 

398
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,360
Oh, Dang it. 
No, not that. 

399
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,720
No, don't leave it. 
Oh no. 

400
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,760
So is it? 
Is it too stamina to use both of

401
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,960
them or just one of them? 
Both of them. 

402
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,280
So basically when you attack 
with iron claws, you're 

403
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,120
essentially attacking with both 
fists at the same time. 

404
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,000
OK, that's how I envision it. 
Me too. 

405
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,320
Heck yeah. 
I mean, that's how I would do 

406
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,760
it, but I don't know how Dale, 
how day Mike would do it. 

407
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,680
He gets kind of loopy. 
He'll probably. 

408
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:31,600
Put both of them on one arm. 
I mean there is a possibility of

409
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,320
that. 
Yeah, I want a free hand. 

410
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,120
This, I'm telling you, don't 
take his Taco meat. 

411
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,920
You know, give him, give him the
Turkey. 

412
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,120
Don't take the Taco meat. 
I will take. 

413
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,560
No, no, you don't. 
You don't want to do that. 

414
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,760
There's plenty of leftover 
Turkey. 

415
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,480
You don't need the Taco meat. 
No, no, that's my Taco meat. 

416
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,560
I'll kill you. 
Yeah. 

417
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,320
Hey, hang on. 
Let me. 

418
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,160
Let me have some crown on Gold 
Flake. 

419
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:01,280
You should make a syringe gun 
for a secondary for like a 

420
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,680
healer a healer gun. 
That'd be fun, no? 

421
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,920
There you go. 
You do like one. 

422
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,480
They thought of doing that. 
Shoot team. 

423
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,240
Actually they had some injected 
even it could. 

424
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:15,360
They had those on the newest 
Walking Dead series, the the 

425
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,800
Daryl One. 
Well, Daryl Dixon. 

426
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,880
Daryl Dixon. 
Yeah, they were Daryl Dixon. 

427
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,920
They were supercharging zombies 
and they were shooting these. 

428
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,920
What? 
Yeah, they were. 

429
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,240
They were shooting these 
syringes at zombies and it would

430
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,800
hit them and then you would see 
the plunger go. 

431
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,680
The Walking Dead is turning into
Z Nation. 

432
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,840
Dude, what the? 
Kinda kinda. 

433
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,000
Well at the end, at the end of 
this actual main series itself, 

434
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they started getting smart and 
they started climbing and 

435
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talking and stuff talking. 
And then with when Daryl Dixon's

436
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:53,240
in France, he finds some that 
have caustic blood and they have

437
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,360
one some, some scientists have 
been working on supercharging 

438
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them and they get super fast and
really angry and. 

439
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,560
It's Z Nation now that's crazy. 
Kinda. 

440
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,080
There's no zombie NATO yet, but 
you know, I hear it's in the 

441
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works. 
Wear those. 

442
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,840
Clothes. 
So, Danny? 

443
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:15,280
Hey, Danny. 
Hey Danny, I went through your 

444
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,960
character sheet and you didn't 
select any basic cards, so I 

445
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,760
decided to help you with that 
and I selected the ones that 

446
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,320
probably would benefit you the 
most. 

447
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,360
OK. 
Or the ones he had last time, 

448
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,240
maybe. 
I pretty much did a lot of the 

449
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,960
same. 
Things I did last time with what

450
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,280
he had I. 
Changed my secondary out he. 

451
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,080
Danny Went was the only one that
completely changed everything 

452
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,000
about his character, so oh. 
Nice. 

453
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,320
Oh, so yeah, sick. 
Well, I mean. 

454
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,200
Sick. 
Sick. 

455
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,000
That's that's indicative of the 
original character that it's 

456
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,720
based on. 
That's true. 

457
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:54,120
It changed several times. 
But yeah, I went through 

458
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,120
everyone's character sheets, all
the values and all the health 

459
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,880
and stamina that you guys have. 
Should be correct. 

460
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,480
If there is an oversight let me 
know, because with how I made 

461
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,320
everything, there's a lot of 
redundancies so. 

462
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:13,520
Yeah, I'm optimistic. 
I'm pessimistic. 

463
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,800
Let me tell you something that 
let me tell you something that 

464
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,200
really kind of let me let me 
tell you something that kind of 

465
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,160
just really chaps my chaps my 
rear end. 

466
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,240
Chaps. 
Your chaps. 

467
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,040
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

468
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:29,440
So, you know, you know, we go 
down to the morning today, have 

469
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,040
a good time at the mall with the
kids, you know, and, and, you 

470
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,600
know, doing, doing, you know, 
stuff like that. 

471
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,360
And it's my daughter's birthday 
coming up. 

472
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:42,480
So we went to, we went to, to 
what's that place called? 

473
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,960
build-a-bear with the 
build-a-bear, right? 

474
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,520
And build-a-bear has this really
cool thing where you can get a 

475
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,200
specific bear and you can you 
only pay the price of how old 

476
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,880
you're turning. 
Cool beans, right? 

477
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,560
She's turning 9. 
I've got a, I've got an almost 9

478
00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:00,200
year old. 
And so she she's all excited and

479
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,800
pick everything out, but the 
line is like all the way through

480
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,120
the store. 
And guess what the line's mostly

481
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,640
filled up with. 
Men. 

482
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,240
Freaking adults. 
Oh, that's right. 

483
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,520
With like four or five of the 
little things and they're. 

484
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,360
I don't know what being has. 
Anything to do with stuffed 

485
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,400
animals? 
But. 

486
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:27,240
Why there is a weird adult 
following? 

487
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,680
I forgot about that at Build A. 
Bear. 

488
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,760
Wait, what stuffed animals are 
build-a-bear? 

489
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,080
Yes. 
No, yeah, they can dress them up

490
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,240
and. 
Yeah, it's like, come on man, 

491
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,920
I'm just gonna get my kid a a 
bear. 

492
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,320
Hello Victoria, by the way. 
Hi, Vic. 

493
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,400
Hi, Vic. 
What a really pissed me off. 

494
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,080
No, I totally get it. 
Tell us how you really feel. 

495
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,880
No, I I get you man. 
If I wanted to take my kid to 

496
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,200
build-a-bear if I ever was 
cursed with children and. 

497
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,120
It was full of. 
A bunch of adults. 

498
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,880
I'd be, you know, I'd be pretty,
I'd be pretty chapped too. 

499
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,720
But I don't want this kid. 
But they want to build-a-bear. 

500
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,840
What are y'all doing? 
Guess what, Alex? 

501
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,160
Yes, Sir. 
Uncle Alex is babysitting next 

502
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:15,440
week. 
Baby no, I'll babysit all day. 

503
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,760
I'll baby you will never let me 
do it again. 

504
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,320
A lot. 
Honestly, I tell people this. 

505
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,480
I get all of my child 
fulfillment of having children 

506
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,920
from my friends who I consider 
family. 

507
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,520
You guys, I'll babysit. 
Your kids are going to drink 

508
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,360
energy drinks and Mountain Dew 
all day. 

509
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,120
I'm going to load them up with 
sugar and I'm going to send them

510
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,240
home with you. 
Have fun. 

511
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,560
Grandparents. 
Dude, I'm a grandparent. 

512
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,640
I'm a grandparent. 
No, I am the grandparent. 

513
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,880
Oh, dad doesn't let me out. 
Well, then don't tell dad I gave

514
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:47,240
it to you stupid. 
You know what stitches, bro? 

515
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,360
You don't tell what I you. 
Want what you hear? 

516
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,920
Have the whole box. 
I don't freaking care. 

517
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,440
Exactly. 
I don't cursed. 

518
00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:04,160
I call you my child. 
I will. 

519
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,880
I will go ham on people. 
It'll be WWE in real life. 

520
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,600
If they touch my very gorgeous 
Little Debbie's, I'll lose my 

521
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,960
mind. 
Oh, suddenly you touch the stuff

522
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,880
and then the crisp Benoit music 
starts playing. 

523
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,320
Chris Benoit, I'd be like 
Mankind. 

524
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,480
I'd be jumping off the house on 
to them. 

525
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,480
Chris Ben, Chris Benoit is 
famously the guy that, you know,

526
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,960
killed. 
Oh, that killed his wife and 

527
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,960
kids. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

528
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,320
I won't kill your kids. 
I promise. 

529
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,840
I won't kill your kids. 
I love your kids. 

530
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,520
I really do. 
But the best part of your kids 

531
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,560
is that they're yours. 
I get all my fulfillment hanging

532
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,560
out, bro. 
Beautiful story at Morgan's 

533
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,800
funeral what a wonderful day You
know what I did during most of 

534
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:50,040
Morgan's funeral I played Polly 
pocket with Cora, Joey's 

535
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,120
daughter. 
I played Polly Pocket with her, 

536
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,440
then she. 
Had a blast with you bro. 

537
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,240
I had a blast with her. 
You know what the best part was?

538
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,960
I didn't have to tuck her in at 
night because she's not mine. 

539
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,560
She went home with you guys. 
Because the was like as big as 

540
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:09,680
Alex's hand. 
Besides my fingernails. 

541
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,680
But yeah, she because the whole 
day she was barely even looking 

542
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,800
at me. 
Like I'd look at her and I'd 

543
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,080
smile and I'd wave and she 
wouldn't. 

544
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,320
She'd like turn her head away 
and be like, no, no, we're not 

545
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,320
doing. 
That she's like that with 

546
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,760
everybody on. 
Your space, that's cool. 

547
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,440
No, no, I was like, that's cool.
You're shy. 

548
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,840
You want your space, I'll give 
it to you. 

549
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,920
That's fine. 
I was like, OK, cool beans, 

550
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,840
you're shy, not a problem. 
She walked over to me during the

551
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,960
service, and she's like, like, 
open her Polly Pocket thing and 

552
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,760
I'm like, this is out of 
nowhere, but all right, I'm here

553
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,480
for it. 
Let's go. 

554
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,600
Let's play Polly Pocket. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

555
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,560
That's what uncles do. 
I'm here for you. 

556
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,960
Yeah, I'm glad decided to beep 
all of my eyes out. 

557
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,000
Made a kid want to hang out with
you, so I. 

558
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,360
Mean, I mean, you were a real 
dragon that day. 

559
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,320
So, like, she's not going to 
want to play Polly Pocket with 

560
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,480
you, man. 
That's true. 

561
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,400
Yeah. 
You were kind of busy at our. 

562
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,120
House, you were a little. 
Busy to like doing very 

563
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,000
necessary speeches and you were 
really comfortable letting 

564
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,400
people know like, hey, I'm here 
for you too. 

565
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,200
I know you're here for me and I 
appreciate that I'm here for 

566
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,680
you. 
Whereas I'm in the back going, 

567
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,440
where does this Polly Pocket 
piece go? 

568
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,760
Yeah, all of us were like 
congregated together. 

569
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,880
And. 
That's true. 

570
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,560
All of us are like talking and 
standing. 

571
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,960
And then there's Alex, just like
hunched over playing Polly 

572
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,200
Pocket. 
He's sitting there, no pants on.

573
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,840
I forgot my pants. 
Yeah. 

574
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,280
I thought it was a pantless 
venue. 

575
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,360
Yeah, I thought this was a 
swimming pool party. 

576
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,680
I got my Speedo on. 
Where's the hot tub? 

577
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,080
I I was promised. 
Bubbles. 

578
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,240
I misread something. 
Clearly goggles. 

579
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,440
Correctly read clearly. 
Yeah, it's a you. 

580
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,080
Know a snorkel and the the fins 
on your feet. 

581
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,240
I don't think there's a pool 
here that says. 

582
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,240
Funeral lathering himself up in 
like 10 MPs sunscreen. 

583
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,480
It's not. 
Friends for. 

584
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:59,480
Pool. 
Oh, everybody is very dressed 

585
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,200
up. 
I am naked. 

586
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,240
You know what? 
I'm all in, baby. 

587
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,840
Let's do it. 
I'm back in down in funeral. 

588
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,920
Danny's crying. 
You must not want to swim today 

589
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,440
or something, I don't know. 
What? 

590
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,760
To do water for us to swim in 
today I. 

591
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,120
Was going to say that that's why
Joey's going to swim in the 

592
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:28,400
tears of everyone there. 
Yeah, that's what I have Dreams.

593
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,880
Yeah, that's. 
Really my? 

594
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,200
Fulfillment. 
I get my fulfillment from my 

595
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,680
friend's kids and it's wonderful
because I don't have to change 

596
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,000
diapers. 
Or chat kids. 

597
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,720
I just go to the park and and 
just look at all the kids 

598
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,440
playing and, and just watch 
them. 

599
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,440
Just watch them, yeah. 
I with my. 

600
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,960
Glasses on and I had a mustache 
at the time. 

601
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,800
No, it's not weird. 
You're going to. 

602
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,600
Sit behind the tree a little bit
and kind of speak around. 

603
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,080
You can just say, hey, come 
here. 

604
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,640
You see Penny over to let him 
know. 

605
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,200
Not creepy. 
Let him know, see my dog. 

606
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,000
Yeah, you, you. 
Bring. 

607
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,040
You bring. 
Candy to not appear creepy, 

608
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,360
right? 
Yeah, yeah. 

609
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,160
And then they like animals. 
So I pretend that I have an 

610
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,240
animal. 
Yeah. 

611
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,720
You bring your puppy and you 
leave it in the van. 

612
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,600
Yeah, historically, kids love 
white vans. 

613
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,480
Yeah. 
It's without Windows. 

614
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,600
It's. 
The least threatening? 

615
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,320
Yeah, Yeah. 
Yeah, and because you want kids 

616
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,880
to know that you you write on 
the side of it. 

617
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,080
Free candy. 
Yeah, Free candy, right? 

618
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,240
It was in spray paint. 
Yeah. 

619
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:31,880
IPad. 
Kids. 

620
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,560
And then you have a little bit 
of it, you know? 

621
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,960
If it that's weird. 
Does this rack smell like 

622
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:43,320
chloroform to you? 
My grandpa used to make me smell

623
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:49,360
that. 
You guys like math too young? 

624
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,960
I got this brand new energy 
drink I'm. 

625
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,520
Trying to. 
Make this new energy drink. 

626
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,640
Cocaine make its new return. 
Are you guys into coke these 

627
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,000
days? 
That's what that's what we were 

628
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,400
into when I was 12. 
Coke so. 

629
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,360
I can repeat relatable. 
To you. 

630
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,880
I lost my teeth when I was 16 
but. 

631
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,280
You guys want meth? 
Oh, you guys are pretty young. 

632
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,280
All right, Coke then. 
Got some cocaine. 

633
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,600
This will ruin your childhood. 
Yeah, it's all natural. 

634
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,960
Yeah, meth is a grown up drug. 
Kid, Yeah, like cocaine's like 

635
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,360
weed, you know, it's Yeah. 
Coke's all natural. 

636
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,160
It's good for you. 
It's. 

637
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,920
From the earth, yeah. 
Medical Coke. 

638
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,720
You're. 
Too depressed? 

639
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,400
Yeah. 
Cleanly synthesized coke. 

640
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,360
Yeah, it's. 
OK. 

641
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,600
It's OK, officer. 
I have a prescription. 

642
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,680
Has red food coloring. 
I have a prescription. 

643
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,120
For this heroin that's in my 
needle right now, I have AI have

644
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,960
a prescription. 
Pain. 

645
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,160
It's the only way I get it, 
brother. 

646
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,840
I feel like that should be the 
title. 

647
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,800
Yeah, it is now. 
There's a description. 

648
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,960
For my cocaine. 
I just found this out. 

649
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:14,480
There's a show on HBO Max called
Tales of the Florida Man and 

650
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,880
they literally they take. 
I've heard of that. 

651
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,120
They take Florida Man stories 
and they have like, like 

652
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,600
comedians and actors, like act 
out what's going on in the 

653
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,760
story. 
No way. 

654
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,680
That's insane. 
I like that. 

655
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,480
That's not HBO. 
Yeah. 

656
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,880
Tales of the Florida Man. 
Tales of the Florida Man. 

657
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,480
I can't. 
I'm going to have to add that to

658
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,400
my list. 
Heckins yeah, but so much 

659
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:44,560
interesting job. 
The dosage only calls for once a

660
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,960
week that. 
Was a rookie number. 

661
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,720
Man, yeah, bump. 
Those numbers up. 

662
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,360
Yeah, bump those up. 
Look, my doctor says that I need

663
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,080
to start on a low dosage so that
I can ease into it, no? 

664
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,040
No, no. 
So you need to do low dosage a 

665
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,640
lot of times or high dosage once
a week. 

666
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,200
What about a middle dosage in 
the middle of the week? 

667
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,280
Let's do it all at once. 
OK, yeah, but. 

668
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,440
All or nothing? 
Just one of those like, like 

669
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:15,639
orange prescription bottles just
full of cocaine and just land it

670
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,600
on your desk and just take a big
sniff. 

671
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,239
You get one of those, you get 
one of those real fat straws 

672
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:21,520
that are meant for like, 
milkshakes. 

673
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,760
Bubble tea. 
You get a bubble tea. 

674
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,040
Bubble tea? 
Yeah. 

675
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:31,920
And it fit that in your nostril.
I mean, you know, with a little 

676
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:38,120
bit of Lube. 
Like I got a bubble in there. 

677
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,400
It's just there's a. 
Little bit of tapioca in that 

678
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:46,960
one. 
I love bubble tea, my goodness. 

679
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,960
Great, I hate. 
Bubble tea so much. 

680
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,159
I'm a fiend. 
I love tea and chewing tea, 

681
00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:55,639
Yeah. 
Balls in my mouth is a no go for

682
00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:57,880
me guys. 
I love balls in my mouth. 

683
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,440
I disagree. 
Yeah, I'm a big fan of balls. 

684
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,920
My. 
Mouths, white balls, Mexican 

685
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,680
balls, I just love. 
Them we're talking about Milk 

686
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,960
Duds. 
Wait, you said Mexican balls? 

687
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,320
What? 
Yeah, like the the jalapeno 

688
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,160
poppers. 
Oh oh. 

689
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,080
Yeah, what about Swedish balls? 
Oh, I love me some Swedish 

690
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,000
balls. 
Meatballs. 

691
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,600
They're really creamy. 
Yeah, grape Jelly. 

692
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,200
Guys, it sounds like we're 
talking about testicles here. 

693
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,960
Oh, we're not. 
We're talking about Bulba. 

694
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,800
Mine do you have it's. 2025I. 
Can I have what in my mouth? 

695
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,440
And no one can say anything. 
I'm a grown adult. 

696
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,160
You can't judge me. 
You can judge me. 

697
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,080
Just judge me quietly. 
I just. 

698
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,600
Need my Rocky Mountain oysters. 
I'm very insecure. 

699
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,120
Sounds gross Give. 
Them my cheese balls. 

700
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,640
If you buy them and they smell 
good then I'll try them. 

701
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,200
It's Florida Man. 
Is that the name of it? 

702
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,960
I think so, yeah. 
OK. 

703
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,440
It says something about Florida 
Man in it. 

704
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,880
Ales of the. 
Florida man, It's Florida. 

705
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,240
Come a man. 
OK. 

706
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,960
Yeah, reenacted by some of 
Hollywood's favorite actors. 

707
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,360
They clearly ran out of ideas. 
They. 

708
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,800
Ran out of ideas a long time 
ago. 

709
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,080
There's still any good books? 
Ideas from the common folk, 

710
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,760
yeah. 
Yeah, I mean, they're just the 

711
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,560
best kind of reality show. 
Over again. 

712
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,040
Yeah, and they'll remake it in 
10 years. 

713
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,480
Yeah, and they'll call it Ohio 
Man, or something like that. 

714
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,920
That's probably the next best 
thing. 

715
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,520
Well, now they can just travel 
forever. 

716
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,680
State than Ohio. 
Yeah, the Iowa man is going to 

717
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,840
be pretty boring, though. 
Yeah, dies of drug overdose, 

718
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,920
Yeah. 
And then they're gonna, they're 

719
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,240
gonna make us corn. 
And it's gonna be called the, 

720
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,360
the Wyoming woman. 
Yeah. 

721
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:38,840
Very. 
Progressive. 

722
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,960
Controversial take, though. 
Very. 

723
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,680
Progressive. 
Very progressive. 

724
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,160
Very. 
Progressive. 

725
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,840
No, the Iowa 1 is just gonna be 
a guy in a cornfield talking 

726
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,120
about how methamphetamine was 
made in names. 

727
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,200
It's made of names. 
What? 

728
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,400
Methamphetamine was invented in 
Ames, IA. 

729
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,120
No way. 
I believe it it. 

730
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,960
Was oh. 
Dude, Yeah, OK, yeah, I believe 

731
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:11,360
it, dude, Iowa reads started. 
At at University of Iowa or 

732
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,680
sorry, Iowa State, Yeah. 
They had that good. 

733
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,480
Of course college students, of 
course college students invented

734
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,240
it. 
We're out of cocaine. 

735
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,960
It's finals. 
What kind of crap do we have 

736
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,800
under the sink? 
Guys? 

737
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,760
We gotta get. 
I mean, just think of how just 

738
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,320
what are. 
You talking about get the shit 

739
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,040
out of here. 
Just think of how close it is 

740
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:34,720
to, if you think about Ames is 
only, what, 45 minutes away from

741
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,600
Hwy. 20? 
Half hour away, 30 minutes, 

742
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,600
yeah. 
So, and that runs across the 

743
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,720
entire United States and then 
the highway that Ames that runs 

744
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:48,000
through Ames, is it what, 
1693535 that goes all the way 

745
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,320
from Canada all the way down to 
Texas? 

746
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,720
So they must go into. 
I don't. 

747
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,520
Know what? 
I guess it does go all the way 

748
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,320
to Canada. 
Pretty good. 

749
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,160
That sounds like that sounds 
like an Honestly, that sounds 

750
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,320
like a Jack Reacher episode, if 
I'm gonna be honest. 

751
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,960
I have got to watch that. 
Speaking. 

752
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaking of my. 
Show good, yeah. 

753
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,560
Yeah. 
No, don't spoil it. 

754
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,360
I I'm not starting the show 
until no. 

755
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,600
New episodes came out this past 
Thursday. 

756
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,680
Yeah, the Season 3 starts. 
I'm not starting until the 

757
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,640
seasons are done, the first at 
the end of March. 

758
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,800
Episodes are out first 3. 
I know I'm not starting it till 

759
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,200
the season's done. 
I saw him finish too, so don't 

760
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,040
don't spoil anything. 
So good, so good. 

761
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,280
I saw him. 
I saw a scene where it was like 

762
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,280
I guess one of the first 
episodes where he caught a guy. 

763
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,320
I think he was screaming at his 
wife or girlfriend or whatever. 

764
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,040
I don't know if he was. 
Sitting or not, yeah, but he 

765
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,680
just what he looked like he was 
getting ready to. 

766
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,120
Yeah, and he just stood there 
and stared at him. 

767
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,400
And the guy was like, what? 
What do you want, a hole? 

768
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,840
And then he just stood there and
stared at him for a minute, and 

769
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,800
finally he's just like, I'm 
sorry, I'm having a bad day. 

770
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,520
Like man. 
See. 

771
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,400
That's Jack Wayne's kind of 
manliness right there. 

772
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:59,160
Allen Rich Point Eric is like 6 
foot five and three. 

773
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,440
He's massive. 
If he stood there and stared at 

774
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,680
me, I'd probably say whatever I 
felt he wanted to hear too. 

775
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,880
I'm really sorry if you. 
Want to Take Me Home with you? 

776
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,480
I want. 
To be best friends. 

777
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,960
So he would wrap his arms around
me in the embrace of a hug, and 

778
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,000
then I would melt like butter. 
Feel so secure. 

779
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,880
Feel so secure. 
I wonder what that's like. 

780
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,680
I'm in the safest place in the 
universe, right Alan? 

781
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,680
Richmond is like the coolest 
dude, too. 

782
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,240
Yeah, he'll be my friend. 
He will be. 

783
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,840
Here he will be my friend. 
He will. 

784
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,080
Make you my friend, he. 
Will be mine you're. 

785
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,800
Going to be mine this time next.
Week, boys come. 

786
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,960
Over and get it. 
I'll put you in my basement. 

787
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,200
You'll be forever mine. 
Forever. 

788
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,240
Mine I really hope you got some 
rhinoceros tranquilizers to 

789
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,760
bring him down because if the 
first one doesn't put him out he

790
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,600
he don't kill you they're. 
Also, they're also working on 

791
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,760
the Jack Ryan movie. 
Really. 

792
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,840
Yeah. 
Nice, forgot about that. 

793
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,720
I like Jack Ryan. 
Jack the other. 

794
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:13,000
Jack, it was pretty much John 
Krasinski, yeah. 

795
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,760
Yeah. 
Krasinski. 

796
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,920
Good. 
So good, so good. 

797
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,200
Is John Krasinski gonna be in 
the movie, Do you know? 

798
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,640
Yeah, he's still playing Jack 
Ryan. 

799
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:20,960
That's awesome. 
I'm for it. 

800
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,960
He's a phenomenal Jack Ryan. 
Yeah. 

801
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,200
Better than Tom Cruise as 
Reacher? 

802
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Reacher, are you here? 

803
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,200
Oh, hi. 
Hi. 

804
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,000
Sorry I didn't see you. 
You're at waste level. 

805
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,280
Honestly, just about. 
Guys, I can be waiting in Tom 

806
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,640
Cruise so. 
Speaking of Speaking of movies, 

807
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,400
I've been renting and watching 
the Expendable series this week.

808
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,160
I. 
Love the. 

809
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,040
Yeah, I watched. 
This I love Chuck Norris. 

810
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,800
Like action. 
Just mindless action. 

811
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,240
I love it. 
Yeah, it's just mindless action,

812
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,680
yeah. 
You just, I saw them right off 

813
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,800
Watch it. 
I saw them all one time. 

814
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,560
Exactly. 
That's good. 

815
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,880
Yeah, that's good for Yeah, it's
not, I mean. 

816
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,200
You and I snuck to the movie 
theater to see the second one. 

817
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,480
We both face palmed when Chuck 
Norris showed up and cracked a 

818
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,120
Chuck Norris joke. 
That's right. 

819
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:12,880
Oh my gosh. 
Yeah. 

820
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,200
That's. 
Right. 

821
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,000
Yeah. 
After five days of excruciating 

822
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,240
pain, the cobra. 
Died and. 

823
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,840
It was like a lot awkward 
silence. 

824
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:24,680
Yeah, I'm pretty. 
That's the closest I've ever 

825
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,560
been to getting up and walking 
out of a movie. 

826
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,360
Oh come on, I took N jokes of 
the movie. 

827
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,760
With an ex-girlfriend like a 
week after we broke up. 

828
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,640
So that's a lot. 
Oh. 

829
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,960
Man. 
Like apparently a lot of people 

830
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,400
are crapping on the new Lion 
King movie. 

831
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,960
Mufasa. 
Mufasa, yeah. 

832
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,600
What? 
Because of like some of the 

833
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,560
songs that they sing in there 
and all that, but basically, out

834
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,680
of all the people that I've 
known that went to go watch it, 

835
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,080
they're like, yeah, this movie's
trash. 

836
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,560
I almost flocked out. 
Trash. 

837
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,880
I wouldn't even waste my money 
on it. 

838
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,240
It's just, wow, that bad, huh? 
It's that bad movie song. 

839
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,080
It's like they're trying to be 
bad at this point. 

840
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,480
I'll tell you what movie isn't 
trash. 

841
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,280
So we just watched it last night
because it's on Paramount Plus. 

842
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,040
But Sonic Three, OK, Was it 
good? 

843
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,640
Pretty. 
Dude, the Sonic series is solid.

844
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,640
The second one's kind of 
serious. 

845
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,240
Jim. 
Absolutely haven't seen the 

846
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,920
Knuckles show but. 
Jim Carrey really lives up to 

847
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,640
his last name because he carries
like he carries on a. 

848
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,080
Jim carries money. 
He's absolutely. 

849
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,240
He really is a good actor. 
Deanna Reeves as shadow. 

850
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,120
Perfect casting. 
Oh yeah, perfect. 

851
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,120
Casting whole movie. 
It was just, it was just from 1 

852
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,560
funny thing to the next. 
It was great. 

853
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,760
I loved it towards the end where
it was just just. 

854
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:48,720
Yeah. 
You know what? 

855
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:54,960
Before we jump into Chasm, 
Inferno I. 

856
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,160
Forgot we were doing a new 
season. 

857
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,960
So there's a bunch of a new game
came out this last week called 

858
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,320
Avowed. 
I've heard so many bad things 

859
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,920
about. 
It it's so bad. 

860
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,120
Hold on, hold on. 
Yeah, let him go. 

861
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,480
Have you played this game? 
Let. 

862
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,480
Him, cook boy, let him. 
Eat it, Yes. 

863
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,360
No, I've seen stuff don't. 
Don't get don't get a right to 

864
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,200
say anything about. 
It. 

865
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,800
Yeah, Yeah. 
Go ahead. 1212 hours into it. 

866
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,400
Let him cook. 
It it does not get the hate, it 

867
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,320
does not deserve the hate that 
it's getting. 

868
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,200
Oh, really? 
So. 

869
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,840
That's not what I expected. 
It's getting a lot of hate 

870
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,560
because yes, it is a little 
clunky and all that kind of 

871
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,240
stuff, fine, whatever. 
But it's it doesn't reinvent the

872
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,320
wheel. 
But I think for a Game Pass 

873
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,240
game, it's absolutely perfect. 
It's Game Pass, yeah. 

874
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,840
It's really good for game. 
So would I pay 70? 

875
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,160
Dollars for it, no. 
What I 2 words? 

876
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:54,480
It costs 100 Canadian. 
I have 2 words to describe it 

877
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,720
from what I've seen. 
OK, it looks like medieval 

878
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,160
cyberpunk. 
The state that it's in looks 

879
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,520
like Cyberpunk at launch. 
Kind of and I think it'll get 

880
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:09,880
better and I I think for what it
is for taking it was what it is 

881
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,720
like it. 
I've not played a game in a long

882
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:15,040
time that really rewards you for
exploring, and this game really 

883
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,560
does like so the way the way 
that my dad always played games 

884
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,640
growing up and here's. 
The Kingdom baby. 

885
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,520
Yeah, so it it would always. 
Come on, a year. 

886
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,880
Because all he would ever do is 
just oh, what's over here, Oh, 

887
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,640
what's over here, What's over 
here, Go do. 

888
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,920
This thing every morsel out of 
that game. 

889
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,040
Well, in this, like, if you're 
like, oh, what's over here in 

890
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,000
this little corner? 
Oh, it's a it's a golden chest. 

891
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,280
And oh, here's a new rare piece 
of armor for me. 

892
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,520
Yeah, baby. 
And then you're like, oh, I 

893
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,360
wonder what's at the top of this
lighthouse And you just climb up

894
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,280
there. 
It's Oh, cool. 

895
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,280
A new pair of boots that helps 
you run faster. 

896
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,520
Neat. 
So I it, it's, that's really 

897
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,200
neat. 
And it kind of gives you a, it 

898
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,080
really like lets you say, OK, 
how do you really want to play 

899
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,160
this game? 
Do you want to go melee? 

900
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,360
Do you want to go melee and 
magic? 

901
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,560
Do you want to go all magic? 
Like how do you want to play 

902
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,200
this? 
And it really gives you that. 

903
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,480
Is it the new Mass Effect? 
No. 

904
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,120
Is it the new Skyrim? 
No. 

905
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,000
Would I pay $70.00 for it in 
this state? 

906
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,400
No, But for a game pass game 
that I pay 15 bucks a month for.

907
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,800
Perfect. 
Yeah, it's just the state of 

908
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,480
gaming. 
Just looking at the gameplay, 

909
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,440
that's like just the way that 
the the face models are, the way

910
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,400
that the NPC's walk around. 
It's just low effort. 

911
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,000
And it's like games are supposed
to be getting better. 

912
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,400
And it's constantly, I'm saying,
comparing it to Skyrim with 

913
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,280
stuff you can do in Skyrim and 
stuff that is in a vowed that 

914
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,920
you just can't do. 
Like you can't hurt any innocent

915
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,800
civilians. 
Yeah, apparently. 

916
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,040
It's far from perfect and I 
think that there are a lot of 

917
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,520
things that they should have 
made put their focus in that 

918
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:50,200
they didn't, but the things they
put their focus in work. 

919
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,520
The, the, so the couple of 
things that I've heard from it 

920
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,280
from my friends are playing it. 
They don't like the writing 

921
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:02,800
because the writers of the game 
actually in injected like IRL 

922
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,320
memes into the game. 
Like there's this one, there's 

923
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,600
this one lady that says, yeah, 
when he when he comes in, he 

924
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,680
better call a medic. 
But not for me quoting that. 

925
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,720
Ambulance. 
Whatever, I'll be on just. 

926
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:20,200
Facepalmed. 
I care so little about the story

927
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,320
that every time I have to 
interact with somebody, I just 

928
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,800
skip all the dialogue. 
That's not. 

929
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,920
That's how you get through them 
so fast. 

930
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,240
It's. 
Not good. 

931
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,360
I don't care about the court. 
This. 

932
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:35,080
Story has no grip on me. 
I'm like, I just let me go more 

933
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,800
stuff. 
Unless it's God of War. 

934
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,880
So God of War is difficult 
because they invest in the 

935
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,080
story. 
Right. 

936
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,040
Why can't anything have a good 
story anymore? 

937
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,480
How hard is it get somebody who 
loves a good story and have them

938
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,600
right that's. 
Fantastic. 

939
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,680
How are you talking? 
About no 100% I love God of War.

940
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,840
That is one of my favorite 
campaign video games of all 

941
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,000
time. 
The The remakes, yeah, it's not 

942
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,880
the mindless slasher. 
It is figure these puzzles out. 

943
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,600
You get specialty armor. 
The story is gripping. 

944
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,600
Like I'm like, bro, now I'm, 
I've, I've beaten God of War 2 

945
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,240
like a year ago. 
I'm like, dude, what are they 

946
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,160
doing with Atreus? 
Is he just going to come back 

947
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,840
and be this massive adult like 
his dad? 

948
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,200
He's going to be this quiet, shy
adult like himself. 

949
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,280
Like, what are they going to do?
Where are we going to go? 

950
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,040
Are we going to Egypt? 
Are we actually going to have 

951
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,440
another God of War game? 
Because all of these big studios

952
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,880
that are making games are 
flaking because they can't 

953
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,400
afford to pay people $20.00 an 
hour to actually work on a video

954
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,600
game. 
Because everyone's like on my 

955
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,680
charge with 40, you've never 
done anything. 

956
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,640
You didn't even go to school 
like you're a high school. 

957
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,920
You're not working. 
I've been on the interwebs. 

958
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,840
Just pre-order Assassin's Creed 
Shadows and get it over with, 

959
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,240
OK? 
I've been playing Assassin's 

960
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,360
Creed Nexus. 
Games are it's all, it's all 

961
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,000
corporate stuff that like has no
soul. 

962
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,440
Like you know these? 
People are making these game for

963
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,880
a. 
Paycheck and going on the. 

964
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,760
Outer Wilds or outer Wilds? 
Outer. 

965
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,840
Worlds. 
Yeah, Outer Worlds too. 

966
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:09,320
Yeah, I, I think, I think for 
the for the state of games to 

967
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:14,800
get better, they need the 
writers from the Yakuza games to

968
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,120
write everything from now on. 
Because not only will the games 

969
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,040
be like 40 hours longer, but 
it's an actual cohesive story. 

970
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:27,280
That's fair and I'm here for it.
But if we if we did do something

971
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,920
like that where all the writers 
were the same, and if that's the

972
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,160
only way to make decent games, 
then let's do it. 

973
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,000
Put that stamp of approval. 
They're going to be the same 

974
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,480
game. 
It's going to be the same 

975
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,400
fingerprint because it's the 
same writer. 

976
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,280
And I'm not Downing those 
writers like I've heard nothing.

977
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,880
I haven't gotten to play Yakuza 
yet, but I've heard nothing 

978
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,640
about but good things story 
wise. 

979
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,040
You, I don't know where the love
of writing went or when it died,

980
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,640
but somewhere in the and you can
hate me for saying this, if you 

981
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,160
listen to this, I'm not, I don't
hate homosexuals. 

982
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,480
I don't hate transgender people.
But when we started pushing this

983
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,640
random envelope of that's a 
story. 

984
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,720
That's not a story, it's a 
detail, put the pin in it and 

985
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:11,080
move on with the story. 
And no one's doing it because 

986
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,880
nobody knows how to creative 
write anymore. 

987
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,480
It seems like there have to be 
people out there. 

988
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,720
I mean, I've read fan fiction 
that's better than every 

989
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,880
Hollywood movie I've seen in the
last seven years. 

990
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:26,520
Yeah, like 50 Shades, and 
that's, that was better than the

991
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,000
original. 
I prefer the fan fiction if I'm 

992
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,080
honest with. 
You but. 

993
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,360
I like that one a lot. 
And then there's an odd and 

994
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,000
thick of 50 Shades, but it has 
to do with Bigfoot. 

995
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,840
I mean honestly I thought I 
thought Bio Riff would. 

996
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:44,120
I. 
Honestly I think bio our the bio

997
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:49,000
riff game that we did is better 
written than Mass Effect 

998
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,360
Andromeda. 
Wow, that's a big compliment 

999
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,360
because they're a big studio, 
Yeah. 

1000
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:59,880
But and along those lines, I saw
the Love Hurts movie recently 

1001
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,000
that has short round in it. 
I loved that movie. 

1002
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,360
It was great. 
The story was cohesive. 

1003
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,720
Was it, like we said, 
reinventing the wheel? 

1004
00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:13,000
No, it's your classic. 
Like nobody like just it's an 

1005
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,200
action movie. 
It's interesting, it's cool. 

1006
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,160
They put great details in it and
the story makes sense. 

1007
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,080
Like why can't we do that 
anymore? 

1008
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,880
Is it that hard? 
It's just for cash grab. 

1009
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,520
That's every. 
That's all that everything. 

1010
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,760
Is that's all it is. 
Everything's quite a cash grab. 

1011
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,360
Everything's nobody loves. 
It cinematic universe or the 

1012
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,480
next trilogy or the next? 
Right. 

1013
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,240
Yeah, all right. 
Write a good trilogy. 

1014
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,200
Throwing threads, throwing crap 
against the wall and seeing if 

1015
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:39,840
it sticks. 
But. 

1016
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,080
And now here's my thing too. 
You know what Marvel Marvel's 

1017
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,600
plan for their next comic book 
movies after this phase, they 

1018
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,840
picked comic book runs to base 
movies off of. 

1019
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:54,440
After this phase that didn't do 
well with fans, they picked 

1020
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,320
comic runs. 
Which ones? 

1021
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,280
Secret Wars. 
No, no, no, no. 

1022
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,400
After this face, after this 
coming face, they're picking 

1023
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,520
comic book runs that did 
terribly with fans. 

1024
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,600
Well, I don't think Guardians of
the Galaxy did ever did good as 

1025
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,240
a comic book. 
It's about passion because 

1026
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,800
what's his name, James Gunn took
something and made it his own 

1027
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,640
and obviously had passion into 
it. 

1028
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,280
Honestly, guys, it's about 
drive. 

1029
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,960
It's about power. 
It is. 

1030
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,120
We stay hungry, you know. 
You know, like, like, like we've

1031
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,800
said, an inch and 100 miles an 
hour does a lot of damage. 

1032
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:27,840
That's true. 
An inch. 

1033
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,240
That's right. 
That's. 

1034
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,240
Right, that's. 
Right. 40 miles an hour does a 

1035
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,360
lot of damage. 
Two inches moral. 

1036
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,800
That's huge. 
It's all about what's behind it 

1037
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,400
it. 
Doesn't make sense to me. 

1038
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,720
Where are the writers who love 
what they do, Who love it so 

1039
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,840
much that they'll look a 
director and a producer in the 

1040
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:48,320
face and say, if you ruin this, 
you cannot use it, Alex, write 

1041
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,520
it into your contract. 
How hard is that? 

1042
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,680
You. 
I have veto power over this. 

1043
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,640
I'll veto it and walk away 
forever. 

1044
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,080
We're cool. 
No, you're not going to make me 

1045
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,000
feel better. 
I know. 

1046
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,040
I'm too upset about it. 5. 
I know no. 

1047
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:01,920
Society. 
Anymore. 

1048
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,240
Hold on, hold on, hold on. 
Get it? 

1049
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:06,840
Hold on. 
We live in a society where 

1050
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,720
nobody likes what they do. 
They just do it because they 

1051
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,960
have to do it. 
It's the next thing. 

1052
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,760
Yeah, all right. 
It's I hate what I do work wise.

1053
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,400
Well, one of my jobs, 
absolutely. 

1054
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,560
So I can't. 
But you know what? 

1055
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,200
I do love my writing. 
I I don't get paid to write. 

1056
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,520
I come home and I pour my soul 
into that crap. 

1057
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,880
I pour my soul into it and I 
love it. 

1058
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,200
Is it good? 
Probably not. 

1059
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,520
It probably make a movie. 
That's OK. 

1060
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,880
You guys like it. 
My wife loves it. 

1061
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,480
I I love the writing process. 
I love seeing where and it's the

1062
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,280
craziest thing because you hear 
these writers who are like, I 

1063
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,560
don't know where the character 
is going. 

1064
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,960
I don't. 
I'll start a book and I'm like, 

1065
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,920
I wonder where this guy's going.
How can you not know? 

1066
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,360
I might have an ending sort of 
in my head. 

1067
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,920
I don't know what's going to 
happen. 

1068
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,280
Yeah, it's going to happen. 
And then I get there and I'm 

1069
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,920
like, OK, so how does this 
happen better? 

1070
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,440
How does this is this working? 
Is it not working? 

1071
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,960
I don't even know what I'm doing
here anymore. 

1072
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,000
And it's not an out of body 
experience or anything. 

1073
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,200
It's not weird. 
It's just just love it. 

1074
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,560
If you like, if you love 
writing, then write, write. 

1075
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,920
Find people who love writing. 
Find comic book nerds who don't 

1076
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,600
know how to write. 
And then have them partner with 

1077
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,600
writers who are like, this is 
how this needs to go. 

1078
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:20,880
This is how this needs to go. 
We need to do it like this 

1079
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,000
because this would be really 
cool. 

1080
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,840
And but the writers like that 
wouldn't work in the movie. 

1081
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,960
What about this? 
And if they talked back and 

1082
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,400
forth perfect. 
And then tell the studio the 

1083
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,520
producers give us money and 
leave us alone because your 

1084
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,840
ideas are stupid. 
I'd love to see Flowers on the 

1085
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:39,400
Wall as the movie. 
Actually, Emma Frost is supposed

1086
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,160
to be completely nude this 
entire movie. 

1087
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:46,040
So right. 
Nude. 

1088
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,600
That'd be great. 
Yep, Yep. 

1089
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,720
That I mean, that's my way of 
storyline that's more devolved 

1090
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,960
than the original plot. 
Probably we said devolve. 

1091
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,080
Throwing that away, Devolve. 
But forwards. 

1092
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:03,680
Devolve forward. 
But evolving forward daily. 

1093
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,480
That's just my thing though. 
Like. 

1094
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,120
Oh Dang it, I missed it. 
I have a person who loves 

1095
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,240
writing, who loves creating a 
story. 

1096
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,440
I feel like that's what makes 
the best story. 

1097
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,800
Yes, you can love a story and it
turns out bad late. 

1098
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,720
I get it, but just love it. 
Just love it. 

1099
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,800
Oh, I hate writing. 
Why are you writing and don't? 

1100
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,320
Oh well, who else is going to do
it? 

1101
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,320
They they're in Hollywood, bro. 
They're a famous writer. 

1102
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,480
They could probably find a way 
not to be a writer. 

1103
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,400
You think I like making cat 
food? 

1104
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,240
Or perfect? 
Yes, yes, I. 

1105
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:40,760
Do I do? 
Actually, I enjoy it. 

1106
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,520
You. 
Yeah, because you get to eat it.

1107
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,320
You. 
Enjoy eating the cat food too. 

1108
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,880
You love it? 
No. 

1109
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,360
Listen, I get the money goods. 
But bro, you know who else is 

1110
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,520
kind of killing writers? 
The Writers Guild. 

1111
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,840
The union. 
Oh, they need to get paid more. 

1112
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,680
Have you read a script lately? 
No, no, no, no. 

1113
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,120
I'm not saying tear down the 
union, because the union, it 

1114
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,360
does help. 
No, no, the union that helps a 

1115
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,600
lot of unions are great. 
They're really great. 

1116
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,120
No, no, I'm, I'm here for unions
when they're helping their 

1117
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,120
workers. 
But you'll have unions going on 

1118
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,600
strike because the writers, like
I didn't make $1,000,000 This 

1119
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,920
movie. 
It's like, bro, did you watch 

1120
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,440
that movie? 
Did you read the script that you

1121
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,960
wrote for? 
That web and it was the greatest

1122
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,640
experience ever. 
They didn't. 

1123
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,640
Even write that one. 
That was AI. 

1124
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,360
What's a good background all? 
Right space. 

1125
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,440
I mean, it's all right, but 
it's. 

1126
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,800
OK all. 
Right. 

1127
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,680
The girls pretty hot. 
We're only looking at Sydney 

1128
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,760
Sweeney the whole time, OK? 
Which one is she again? 

1129
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,080
Is she the main one I. 
Don't know, she wasn't on the 

1130
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,320
screen. 
I was looking at my phone. 

1131
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:54,040
It wasn't awful. 
I mean, the ending was OK. 

1132
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,240
What we're seeing behind is she 
comes in a wheelchair and she's 

1133
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:03,000
like, I am the Madam Webb. 
Maybe the real Madam Webb is the

1134
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,240
friends we made along the way. 
I mean, honestly, when you say 

1135
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:10,400
your name is Madam Webb and you 
have a bunch of female 

1136
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,040
superheroes, you make it sound 
like it's a cat house. 

1137
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,720
I'm just saying. 
That's fair. 

1138
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,200
Yeah, kind of, yeah. 
Just love what you do. 

1139
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,240
I understand it's hard to do 
that for money. 

1140
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,760
It really. 
I mean, think about. 

1141
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,480
Working in a bakery, people. 
Are horrible. 

1142
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,040
I get to work with Lenny every 
day. 

1143
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,000
Yeah, I know. 
Lucky and man, it's not all it's

1144
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,520
crack. 
You should at least you guys 

1145
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,360
live in the same zip code as 
Lenny. 

1146
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,200
Yeah. 
No. 

1147
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,800
I don't. 
You live in Web City, Yeah. 

1148
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,920
Oh. 
He probably, well, he doesn't 

1149
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,440
live in the same. 
You live in the zip code of 

1150
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:44,160
Lenny. 
You you're closer to Lenny. 

1151
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,960
Zip code like you guys want his 
phone number. 

1152
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,080
No, you're lately DM it to me, 
I'm just going to message. 

1153
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:54,480
Him up, DMU his phone over here.
OK, You want his address? 

1154
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,640
Up DMU his address. 
Do you want the? 

1155
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,120
Satellite. 
You want the satellite 

1156
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,040
positioning of his address. 
Yeah. 

1157
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,680
Yeah. 
Hang on, let me. 

1158
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,600
Let me. 
I can discern where he lives 

1159
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:06,120
based on where the moon is. 
Let me. 

1160
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,880
Zoom in on the bathroom camera 
and I'll show you I'll show you 

1161
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,520
side Delaney you never thought 
the bathroom and. 

1162
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,000
I'm getting my autistic brains 
rewind. 

1163
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,720
How did these people fall into 
writing jobs that they didn't 

1164
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,640
want? 
I. 

1165
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,320
Think at one point in time, 
Alex, they were probably just 

1166
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,920
like you and they loved what 
they did. 

1167
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,360
And then eventually over time 
they just, I mean. 

1168
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,680
Fall out of love with them? 
Probably. 

1169
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,600
There's there's. 
To be. 

1170
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,520
Fair just to be fair. 
I realize it's not just the 

1171
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,360
writers. 
I'm not here saying it's all the

1172
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,800
writers fault because studios 
ruin movies without the writers 

1173
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,120
help. 
Honestly, stuff written down 

1174
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:48,000
some, a lot of typed out stuff 
is probably like gold. 

1175
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,040
Like you read it and you're like
this will be the greatest movie 

1176
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,160
ever and the studio sees that. 
They're like, this is going to 

1177
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,760
be amazing. 
And they're like, what? 

1178
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:59,600
Then throw this in and oh, throw
this in and oh, oh, there's no, 

1179
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,080
there's no this in there. 
Oh, we need this in there. 

1180
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,920
This is part of the story. 
And the next thing you know, the

1181
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,200
writers, just like, man, I wish 
I was dead. 

1182
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,520
How are we going to connect 
Madame Webb and Craven? 

1183
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,120
Unbelievable. 
Like why? 

1184
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,320
What's the point of that, Joey? 
Yeah. 

1185
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,160
What is the point of that? 
It makes no sense. 

1186
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:24,120
I get it, but this is also a 
reason you have to get main 

1187
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:28,360
actors who love the story, the 
content, and who are willing to 

1188
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,080
produce as well. 
That's the reason Deadpool and 

1189
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,800
Wolverine was so good. 
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman 

1190
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,920
love the story. 
They produced it. 

1191
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,720
They were the main producers. 
You know how much studio 

1192
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:42,040
interference they had? 
Practically 0 because they were 

1193
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,440
paying most the money into it. 
Right. 

1194
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,560
Jeez, I hear Joey giggling. 
I know he's doing something 

1195
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,800
stupid. 
Yeah. 

1196
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,760
His next project? 
He's probably putting the twin 

1197
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:59,920
towers behind him now. 
Yeah, probably the way, the way 

1198
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:00,680
that. 
He's laughing. 

1199
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,640
Made me think I absolutely 
called it. 

1200
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,440
You're wrong. 
It's going to be the casting 

1201
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,360
couch again. 
Right. 

1202
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,880
Yeah, we already. 
Tried that, it wasn't that 

1203
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,120
funny. 
Angle right, Angle right. 

1204
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:19,240
If it if it isn't anything to do
with Nazi Bernie, the Twin 

1205
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:23,000
Towers, or the assassination of 
John F Kennedy, we have no clue 

1206
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:27,600
what it is I. 
Don't want nothing to do with 

1207
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:32,840
it. 
Where are you posting these two?

1208
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,480
Memes, memes. 
I was, I was going to make it my

1209
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,720
background, but I'm a part of 
other discords and I don't know 

1210
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,680
how well they'd go over. 
Yes, it. 

1211
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,560
Would be pretty funny though. 
Well, see you guys, it's my dad 

1212
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,760
and Adolf Hitler, so. 
Yeah, it's funny, right? 

1213
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:55,440
I know. 
I mean, there this, this face, 

1214
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,960
it makes me think like he's 
like, it looks like he's 

1215
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:02,160
listening and about to just snap
and kill everybody. 

1216
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,800
So in the era of Adolf Hitler, 
this face would be perfect 

1217
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,560
because Hitler, Himmler and 
Goering are all about to go down

1218
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,120
in another three to four 
minutes. 

1219
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:15,400
While he has this face, he's 
just like and then next thing 

1220
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:19,000
you know, the four most evil men
in Germany of the time are 

1221
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,560
wasted. 
Completely out of this. 

1222
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,200
Kinda, yeah. 
All right. 

1223
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,880
Are we ready to start? 
Yes. 

1224
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,000
Yeah, I, I went off on a team 
that was that was my fault. 

1225
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,280
I'll take the plane. 
You're right. 

1226
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,920
Well. 
It's a good time, You're fine. 

1227
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,920
And honestly, I'm not an artist.
If you think I'm not, I'm afraid

1228
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,800
to sell out. 
I'm really not. 

1229
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,880
I'm really not. 
But I do have enough pride in my

1230
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:49,760
work of how much I work, how 
hard I work on it, and how much 

1231
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,800
I love it. 
But it would be like, OK, we'll 

1232
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:53,880
do a movie. 
Sure. 

1233
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:57,520
I have veto power through the 
entire production of this movie.

1234
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,680
That's not worth it. 
And you can't use my story 

1235
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,800
because guess what? 
I don't want it to be what it's 

1236
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,120
not. 
This is not. 

1237
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,480
This is not a love story. 
This is not this. 

1238
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,480
This is not that. 
It's this. 

1239
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,080
Let it be this. 
Just let it be. 

1240
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,520
Leave it. 
Charter, did you get my updated 

1241
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,320
token? 
You had an updated token. 

1242
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,560
Uh oh. 
Yeah, I put it in my thing. 

1243
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,600
But it's OK, We don't have to do
it. 

1244
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,800
It's all right. 
I'll do it. 

1245
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,320
I'll do it real quick. 
No. 

1246
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,000
No, don't worry about it. 
It's OK, buddy. 

1247
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,800
I don't want to make it more 
difficult. 

1248
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,080
Honey, don't worry about it. 
Yeah, Cheddar, Fit your act 

1249
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,000
together. 
No. 

1250
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,640
Just don't you love what you do?
Don't you love what you do? 

1251
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,560
Come on. 
I don't make money off this.