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Hello class, my name is Doctor 
Derek and I welcome you to your 

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orientation to this SCP 
Foundation. 

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I am currently subbing for 
Doctor Dan today as he's in 

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another facility giving another 
class. 

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Today will be your introduction 
or refresher depending on your 

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current knowledge. 
But never fear, you might learn 

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something new. 
But for simplicity sake, we 

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won't talk about specific SCPS 
as I don't have the clearance to

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talk about them or you don't 
have the clearance to know about

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them. 
All right, let's get started. 

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So what does SCP stand for? 
Class? 

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Oh lively bunch, huh? 
Well, SCP stands for Secure, 

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contain, and protect. 
Our job is super important, but 

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the general populace doesn't 
even know about our existence. 

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Both to protect them and the 
SCPS in our facilities. 

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We have facilities throughout 
the entire world with different 

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functions to hold these 
anomalies. 

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So what exactly is an SCP? 
Well, to put it mildly, they are

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creatures, objects, or locations
that should not exist in our 

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world, or they are anomalies 
that we do not fully understand.

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Our job is to secure these 
anomalies, contain them so they 

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can't roam free, and protect 
them so that the general public 

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doesn't have to fear anything. 
These SCPS have four different 

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object classes. 
They are known as Safe, Euclid, 

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and neutralized. 
Safe refers to an object or 

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entity that is relatively easy 
to contain and poses minimal 

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threat to the personnel and the 
general public. 

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This doesn't mean that the 
anomaly is harmless, but rather 

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containment procedures are well 
understood and effective. 

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Safe class Seps may still be 
dangerous in certain contexts, 

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but their containment is 
reliable and requires minimal 

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resources. 
Euclid objects are anomalies 

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that require more resources to 
contain. 

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The Safe class objects or their 
containment methods are not 

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always reliable. 
This is often because the 

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anomaly is not fully understood 
and is inherently unpredictable,

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or it requires more complex 
procedures to keep contained. 

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It should also note that Euclid 
class objects are not inherently

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dangerous, but they can be. 
More so than Safe Catcher is an 

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object class signifying that an 
SCP object is incredibly 

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difficult to contain and 
requires more extensive, costly,

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and complex procedures to keep 
contained. 

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These objects are often very 
dangerous, pose a serious threat

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to humanity if containment 
fails. 

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Neutralize means that the SCP 
object was destroyed and cannot 

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be repaired or recovered. 
Now you're probably asking 

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yourself, Doctor Derek, how does
the SCP Foundation get the funds

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to run its operations if 
everything in the Foundation is 

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kept secret? 
Well, that's a good question, 

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Lenny. 
There are secret fundraisers for

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high power philanthropists make 
large donations, usually they 

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last a year and they are friends
of the O 5 Council, the five 

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people who make the rules and 
run the entire foundation. 

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Nobody knows who there are as 
their identities are kept secret

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from everyone, even from 
themselves. 

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Now I'm sure everyone has 
questions about specific SCPS, 

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but like I said before, I don't 
have the clearance to talk about

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specifics. 
But just know that once you 

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start working, you will be able 
to access the archives in the 

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library or you listeners. 
You can check out the SCP Wiki 

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to learn more about this 
universe, what certain 

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terminology means, SCPS, 
stories, and more. 

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Main Menu Podcast looks forward 
to seeing you in our SCP season 

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hosted by Dan. 
See you then.

